Yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, christian is here. Hello, Jess is not, so that takes out that myth.
Speaker 1:Sorry y'all can't speak on that one.
Speaker 2:They trying to play us, y'all trying to play us, y'all trying to play us. Steve showed up late, but Jess didn't show up. That is funny timing though, so I was just wondering. I'm like, uh, three, two.
Speaker 3:I ain't never late. I don't know what you're talking about anyway welcome to the nobody's talking podcast.
Speaker 2:We are here for another week. Joe was actually on time today. We got some background uh music with steve I'm trying to turn this shit on that's usually me.
Speaker 3:It's still going. Yeah, they ain't trying to stop.
Speaker 2:Is that? Is that somebody's what you're now that?
Speaker 3:actually might be Joe. You think it's Joe Might be. Nope, it's gone now, it was Steve.
Speaker 2:You probably got it. Yeah clear, yeah, cause you know some of them Be playing like in the background.
Speaker 3:My phone has been tripping like that lately.
Speaker 2:All right, let's try it again. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. You have five of us here today, cinco Five, and we are live and taped at the same time. This is your boy, bosco, and sitting to my left.
Speaker 3:You know who it is. It's Rod To my left this be the one they call Christian Sitting to my left and B-Rodeo Sitting to my left Superman is in the build Doo.
Speaker 2:Doo Doo doo. He said Superman, Doo doo man that was the quickest introduction ever.
Speaker 4:And to my left is nobody, and we sound fucked up.
Speaker 3:You ain't dropped no look of the day Shit. Oh, you weren't here last week.
Speaker 2:Uh-uh oh, he dropped his bottle.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 3:All of it.
Speaker 2:A few people asked me how much did it wait? Can you please say what it was? And how much did it cost 1738. It was 1738?.
Speaker 3:Like the rappers be saying yeah 1738.
Speaker 2:That one, yeah, we just got to sing it. Now we ain't playing it no more. It was a leader so it was probably.
Speaker 4:I want to say about 60, 60 something.
Speaker 3:So you dropped all of it? Yeah, he couldn't say the league.
Speaker 2:He said, if he had a straw, he would have souped it up. He said y'all lucky, I ain't got no straw.
Speaker 3:You know how, when a man gets sad, he got that one tear coming down his eye.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. He was sad for a minute. Then he got some little drink out the pantry.
Speaker 3:Made lemonade out of lemons.
Speaker 2:Yeah, then you know. I know it ain't 1738, but he made the best of it.
Speaker 3:You ever had douce? Yes, what that taste like. That's good.
Speaker 2:Douce make you loosey. Or is that great goosey? Douce is pretty good. Do say make you loose, hey. Or is that great Goose is pretty good, I got.
Speaker 3:I think it's the goose makes you loose, but I think do say makes you loose, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Is that a is?
Speaker 3:that a yak, yes.
Speaker 4:Okay, country folk mix it with shine Damn. What don't you mix with?
Speaker 3:shine.
Speaker 4:Joe, I don't mix mix with shine. Joe, I don't mix it with shine. I said country folks, I ain't country no more. Oh, your country card has been revoked.
Speaker 2:All my life, I'm only country when I go home, joe Civilized.
Speaker 3:You've been sophisticated since you was a guy but it don't matter, no more man.
Speaker 1:You go down there.
Speaker 4:Next thing you know, start talking and sounding just like I know man.
Speaker 3:You still got some country twang.
Speaker 1:Nah, it's bad bro, I do it all the time as soon as I get down, like girl. You better stop when I'm down home ain't no girl.
Speaker 3:You the most professional sounding negro I'd have never sat next to.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's the truth, hey, that's what Sabre said. So when is it?
Speaker 3:Man bump Sabre. When I see you on the court, sabre, we got to get Sabre back on here.
Speaker 4:Still my boy, but still you should have kept the fro dog.
Speaker 1:What'd you hear? All I got to do is comb it out All I got to do is comb it out.
Speaker 3:All I got to do is comb it out. All I got to do is pick it out.
Speaker 2:That's when you was Dr.
Speaker 3:Umar.
Speaker 2:Dr, Umar Now you done went on and threw some of that carefree curl in there.
Speaker 1:Had to soften it up for the he had to spray it for the white. Let's let Joe say it. Did you rub your fingers through my hair.
Speaker 4:This is just what you're getting you rocking the fro, bro, you should rock that.
Speaker 2:Hey, I rock it sometimes.
Speaker 3:Sometimes I rock it what at the Legion? He depends on the crowd. I don't know if I'd rock it at the Legion. Depends on the crowd. They might be scared of me down there.
Speaker 2:Shit man. They ain't scared of nobody. I'm ready to let this shit go. Are you about to cut? What was you doing, you about?
Speaker 3:to pull a Harden Nigga. This is just broke. That's all this is.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I got the broke. Look, I'll take care of you. This the broke look. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I know you used to always be like nice and clean cut.
Speaker 4:You used to wear a wave cap and everything.
Speaker 2:Hey, you need to say fucking and go get you a deuce of the quarter. Hell yeah, hey Bosco, you can cut hair Right, not?
Speaker 1:my own. See you rock, a deuce of the quarter boy.
Speaker 3:No man, all I need is a loose cigarette just hanging out on my arm. Tell him, steve.
Speaker 4:With that haircut and that beard, you can rock a deuce of the quarter bro. Yeah, buddy, in case y'all don't know what it is, hey, you know you got to talk to the folks. A deuce in the quarter Electric 225, baby Beer it.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know what? Joe be sitting up here saying stuff like you know, everybody would know and he don't know. We have listeners in Germany and he just talking to us at the table.
Speaker 4:Well, well, you know, I mean, I know we tell the folks that was a statement back in the day. You had to do some quarter boy, you was a pimp?
Speaker 3:When was Joe back in the day? When was I born?
Speaker 4:I'm going to go with probably 2000. Oh no.
Speaker 2:No he was still born in the 90s, like what, 96, 97?
Speaker 3:90 on the dot oh, 90. Yeah, 90.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I got my first DUI there. Damn, he said my first.
Speaker 3:Hey, hey, and just so we know. You bringing back bad rumors Shout out to the lady who needs a young man with a little bit of gray in their beard. I'm a candidate.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you know what I'm going to tell you this. We're going to send a shout out to Sterling Serrano. I fold laundry Because and chairs Sterling has been on the road lately. He has been sending some TikToks of some beautiful young ladies.
Speaker 3:Now I don't even have TikTok, but we got to get it, though we got to get it.
Speaker 2:No, we do need it. Yeah, we do need to get a TikTok Because it's time for us to go to. Joe wants to stay right here. No, I'm good either way. We about to go video.
Speaker 3:Joe, don't want to sit up here.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know Cause? None of us are famous.
Speaker 4:So I can.
Speaker 3:You gonna do something. Let's go viral. You'll be the next viral sensation.
Speaker 4:I gotta Fuckin. I can get my hair done and everything.
Speaker 2:Hey Joe, you a fan favorite, I told you. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Get my hair done and shit.
Speaker 2:We about to ride Joe Cotell Let me tell you.
Speaker 4:I understand what women go through now.
Speaker 3:What's your hair?
Speaker 4:Fuck yeah, the motherfucker charged you $40-something just to trim the sides my son just got his locked up.
Speaker 2:Oh, did he yeah.
Speaker 4:Man, if it's a half head it's like 50, 60 bucks it cost $90 just to get it started.
Speaker 3:Refresh.
Speaker 1:Really yeah, Lock started yeah, damn, I ain't got that problem.
Speaker 2:We cool See that's what I thought.
Speaker 3:I'm thinking about going that route. I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 2:Oh, like right here. Yeah, you going to get some clippers.
Speaker 3:How do you think you look?
Speaker 2:bald.
Speaker 3:Fucked up. Really, why my scalp is fucked up?
Speaker 4:You like Matthew.
Speaker 3:Roach somebody you don't need that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you don't want what you got. What is?
Speaker 2:it called Zima or Eczema, eczema.
Speaker 3:Zima, that's a beer. Huh, I've never seen Steve with hair, so I don't know how he would look with hair.
Speaker 4:I saw a picture when he had it. If it really, yeah, I got some for you.
Speaker 2:I could go, either, or because my hair. I'll show you a picture. In high school I just always yeah, back in, just kept my hair like real, real close back in the day, sorry.
Speaker 3:Joe back in his day back in my day back in my day I was rocking the rose cornrows. Yeah, really, yeah, my shit used to be right here oh damn, yeah, I remember that was.
Speaker 4:I was rocking the rose in your day too, I ain't had cornrows since I was probably four or five. But I cut mine when I got hired at a place I refused to mention and I thought I really might have had to cut them, but then it turned out I didn't have to do that.
Speaker 2:And then you was like man might as well just go ahead and let them go now Cut my hair.
Speaker 3:So what made you let it lock this time?
Speaker 4:I was on accident. Okay, I just got a twist.
Speaker 1:And then shit locked up. He's twisty, he's twisty. You know what I'm saying, do you?
Speaker 2:ever think about cutting your hair Back to like how it was. Nah, I don't think you like having hair.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So what is it? Is it like the women are drawn to it Because I'm going to tell you, some guys let their hair grow, because, actually, in my experience, most people are just scared the fuck out of them. Really, I think it's. Would you let a nigga braid your hair? No?
Speaker 4:What the fuck Roach? Why the fuck would you even say that?
Speaker 2:Nigga, this is a podcast. I am the host, so I have to ask questions. So what if it was like a hairstylist and it was a dude? That's what I'm talking about the hairstylist.
Speaker 3:So my barber did my son's locks so he had it locked up. He don't braid, he ain't have to sit between his legs did he, no, no, he's had it in his barber chair.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, yeah, I'm not doing that. No, I mean for locks, listen, I mean when.
Speaker 3:I got my hair braided. I used to sit between my legs.
Speaker 2:See, we're going to give him a pass because he once he's turned for locks, though he's supposed to say something to you.
Speaker 4:He said, dad, I don't feel comfortable for locks.
Speaker 2:I don't feel comfortable for anything like dad. This is bullshit this man playing in my hair. The only time a man is touching my hair is if I'm getting a haircut okay, so would you get a massage by a?
Speaker 4:man, nope, no well, I, I had to. Yeah, did you like it?
Speaker 2:Damn right, asian motherfucker was working it bro, did he touch your inner thigh, did he? Yeah, hold on, hey wait.
Speaker 4:I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:All I want to know was was there any type of excitement? Because they say when you get a massage there's excitement. That would be a wax, but no, okay now. So now, I'm sure a woman has given you a massage before.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Did you get?
Speaker 4:excited.
Speaker 3:No, I had to focus. I think it's a way they touch. I think that's they have spots they can touch, because I'm it's a way they touch.
Speaker 4:I think that's yeah, they have like spots they can touch, Because I'm not really a big massage fan, and I think they know where they at, but he did give me a.
Speaker 2:What's the little transfer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, transfer, transfer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like he did give me a no.
Speaker 2:No, he gave me a transfer thing.
Speaker 4:Let's clear it up. I don't know if y'all named him.
Speaker 2:Two weeks ago he was on one.
Speaker 3:I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 2:He was on his love and shit. He messed it up. I'm going to tell you how he messed it up, because he didn't even let me finish. He gave me a transfer and I was about to say the place but I was like, well, hold on, I'm not going to say the name of the company. Yeah, they got to give us money. But he gave me a transfer for the little and I just gave the. I paid him 20 bucks, but the old lady was, you know she was pretty good.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to gay everything. He is still on his Love Island shit though. See, I like that.
Speaker 4:We weren't trying to gay it up. He just interrupted. You see that, wayne, even let me finish, yeah.
Speaker 2:You're right. So you've been massaged by a man before what was it Transferred?
Speaker 3:massage I have been massaged. No, I have.
Speaker 2:I mean like in sport, Like sport.
Speaker 4:No, it was just a couple months ago. A Dude, that's something, that's good. Nah, that motherfucker was good. I don't even like getting massages.
Speaker 2:I love it, you said I got magic hands. I mean, I like them.
Speaker 3:Just by women, though I ain't never had a massage by a guy, so the only reason why I had a massage by a guy is because I needed really deep pressure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Because I was but can't women do really deep pressure?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I always. I'm like, hey, I need a woman, that's the first thing Hold on.
Speaker 1:Hold on, Because he did say really deep pressure you just said the little Asian mother, it didn't sound right.
Speaker 2:He said deep pressure.
Speaker 1:Hold on. Why would I say so?
Speaker 3:It's gay Really deep pressure.
Speaker 4:Because you just need to stop. Hold on Because you like I need the deep pressure. You did emphasize deep and you talking about deep, he go deep.
Speaker 3:All I said was I like the little?
Speaker 4:Asian dude he too good.
Speaker 3:Hold on, hold on, wait, hold on, Hold on. No Quit saying you like the little Asian dude.
Speaker 4:He was a little Asian dude.
Speaker 2:Quit saying it like that. I like the little Asian dude because he. That motherfucker was good Shit.
Speaker 3:I'm weak dog, but he didn't go deep oh man well, he was a little asian dude man, but no like for me like I try not to think about it In my head it's just a massage.
Speaker 4:Hold on, hold on so you are getting excited.
Speaker 3:You got to consciously think about not getting excited.
Speaker 4:No, I don't think about that it's a man massage. Oh, okay, okay, okay. No, I know it's a man. I know it's a man he got that fucking piece of metal and started fucking scraping and shit yeah that shit felt good yeah.
Speaker 2:I think he used that more than he used his hands. I know you got some massage friends.
Speaker 3:And yeah, a little motherfucking demon lady.
Speaker 4:That motherfucker had a. That thing was about this long and the motherfucker that motherfucker went Hold on hold on.
Speaker 3:You talking about the little massage thing.
Speaker 4:It wasn't no, okay, okay, big piece of metal. Shit about the little massage thing it wasn't Okay, big piece of metal. Oh damn, that shit felt good. I don't give a fuck what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:This episode ain't gonna even sound right.
Speaker 3:Nope, nope. That's why we gotta get the video. I was gonna say this is the perfect, perfect reason why we gotta get video.
Speaker 4:Hey y'all hey, we can talk about podcasts and shit.
Speaker 3:I don't know if you the one that sound gay. Hold on, no hell, no Hell no.
Speaker 2:You cutting me off like hey, if you should, let me finish.
Speaker 4:You got Bosco sounding gay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this whole thing has been an innuendo.
Speaker 4:I'm like, hey, I'm telling you ain't nothing wrong with being gay?
Speaker 2:I guess no. Listen like they say love who you love, no you just want to love who loves you back.
Speaker 4:Fuck the dumb shit.
Speaker 2:But everybody has a personal preference. Love who the fuck loves you back. All I'm saying is, if I'm getting a massage man, the lady can sit up there. She can put her knee in your back, Don't they do like the elbow? Yeah, they do it all.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's it the little skinny white chick that did me. Now she put that elbow in there and that she was she put her whole, her whole ass in that elbow. Huh, that was painful, yeah, and when she was doing it it looked like they get it.
Speaker 2:And then I got done and I'm like, oh, like they get thrilled out of that. Like that shit felt good. Like, oh, this is a big guy, let me go ahead and bend him up like damn.
Speaker 3:And then they make fun of you, if you like, ah, yeah I know I'm being. I remember I was getting a massage once and I was having a conversation with the massage therapist and it was a female.
Speaker 4:I said you didn't have to say that I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 1:He does. Now Let me clarify Hold on.
Speaker 3:I asked her. I said what do you like massaging when it comes to people and body types? Do you like muscular men or little dudes? She said I'd rather massage a little dude, because a little dude you can give him Less pressure and it's more pressure For them.
Speaker 2:A big dude Like someone Like you Because you got to Work through the muscle. You got to work. Yeah, it's exhausting. Yeah, they probably Leave or be like, but see I had the opposite thing.
Speaker 4:I asked the lady the same. No, I didn't ask a shit, she just thought going in and she said I like it when y'all got big muscles like that. Oh yeah, she knows where to focus.
Speaker 2:Beefy, she could feel the knots I misread that sign.
Speaker 4:You're like man. I want to get one of them ones. I wish you would have said something a year ago. I misread that sign. I want to get one of them ones. I wish you would have said something a year ago.
Speaker 3:Walk on your back. I want to try that.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:A little Asian walk on my back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they got to be little.
Speaker 4:Ain't nothing wrong with saying Asian.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they got to. They have to be little Cause you get a chick like Like 5'9", 5'10.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm like girl, you ain't getting on my yeah, you ain't getting on my back. You ain't getting on my back Even a lot of Asian girls, though they hold on to like little pipes up top. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:So that'd probably be too much for a 5'9". So where's that place at, I don't know? On the internet somewhere.
Speaker 4:You said they would be holding on to pipes. I didn't say I knew where it was, I just seen it on the internet. Oh, you had me excited for a minute.
Speaker 1:I'm sure you'll find this motherfucker Right. Yeah, I know one on 59. He dumb clicks away.
Speaker 3:You're just going to put him out there like that?
Speaker 2:I'm like Didn't say a name, he just said 59. He was going to be driving a 59 like okay, there it is. I don't know where we are. It could be 59th in Cleveland Ohio.
Speaker 3:Tell them tell them uh, nobody's talking, podcast sent you, If they offer get us a full body wash. It's one of them Full body wash.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, that's one of them. Happy endings, huh, it's one of them. That's what it means. They do the full body wash.
Speaker 4:You want to do the full body wash. Yeah, oh yeah, you take off your clothes, oh yeah, they lay you on that hard-ass piece of plastic. Oh yeah. Wash you down and shit they spray you down like a goat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they.
Speaker 4:It's one of them and those who've been to one of them know what the fuck I'm talking about. If you know, and ain't no shame in it I felt good when I left that mother and strangely, I felt clean, right, cleaned out.
Speaker 2:If you know, you know the royal penis is clean your highness.
Speaker 1:What is it?
Speaker 3:Hold on we didn't say none of that. What you looking at.
Speaker 2:Yeah what y'all looking at Pool.
Speaker 3:The dead bird in the pool. That thing is a dead.
Speaker 2:That motherfucker ain't backstroking the dead bird in the pool.
Speaker 1:I think it's a dead. I don't think it's a dead bird. That motherfucker ain't backstroking, it just fell out the tree.
Speaker 4:No, it's been floating for a minute. That's a big motherfucker. What is that?
Speaker 3:It's a bird, it looks like a bird Is it. It looks like a bird Either a bird or some sort of rodent.
Speaker 4:Let's just hope it's a bird.
Speaker 2:Oh, or a rodent. Let's just hope it's a bird. Oh hell, no, no, that's a rat God damn, that's a rat, ain't it? Can I see the tail?
Speaker 3:I thought that was the tip of the wing, so yeah, that's crazy as hell.
Speaker 2:Hold up. That's a big-ass rat floating in the pool.
Speaker 3:God damn.
Speaker 1:That's my little giant swim to the the end. You didn't make it.
Speaker 4:Maybe he's just taking a dip. Don't go out there, it might be still alive it might be.
Speaker 1:Hey, y'all remember that, mark Depp episode with the red phone.
Speaker 3:See how long he can hold his breath. Let's go jump off the pool.
Speaker 1:Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4:We seen this movie before.
Speaker 3:That nigga gonna get eight. We seen this movie before. That nigga gonna get eight.
Speaker 1:He about to jump out of nowhere.
Speaker 4:He finna get eight though Damn. See, you know how the black folk, we all, die first he went and looked at us.
Speaker 2:He's supposed to run from it, not go. Look, don't go to it.
Speaker 4:You went out there to that motherfucker. You know we die first in the movie.
Speaker 3:Not, no more. Not no more. Bullshit, not no more. What's that sound? We died like seven hey.
Speaker 4:We done, went to second now.
Speaker 2:No seventh. It's a bird. Ladies and gentlemen, do y'all hear that upstairs man? I feel so sorry for that bird man.
Speaker 4:It probably died of heat exhaustion man you should have dried it with a rat. That was a rat. That motherfucker was going to sell his house and move.
Speaker 2:Now that y'all said that, it does look like a rat, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, I kind of figured it was a bird. Yeah, yeah, because they'd be flying back there. It was probably.
Speaker 4:You had a the rat was that big back there. Oh, that should be ate up oh yeah not one of them trees to be alive right now now you know we have questions.
Speaker 2:last week we asked, we asked about your five-hour road trip artists that you would listen to and artists that you would not want to listen to for five hours. Oh, mine is. Oh that you would listen to for five hours, that you would not want to listen to for five seconds. Oh Drake. Yeah, he don't like Drake. Oh, I love Drake. What's wrong with Drake? He doesn't.
Speaker 3:Nah, we ain't gonna go into it?
Speaker 4:Yeah, we ain't got time for that. I what's wrong with Drake? He got some. Nah, we ain't going to go into it. Yeah, we ain't got time for that. I think, man, he grew up with Degrassi and shit.
Speaker 3:Actually, I never watched a single episode.
Speaker 2:Now I did find out that he was on there for seven seasons. I had no idea. Yeah, I didn't even know what Degrassi was. I never watched it either.
Speaker 4:Nah, my kids watch it.
Speaker 2:It was on tv here, yeah, but he's from canada, yeah my kids watch it so it's not a canadian show.
Speaker 3:It is, but we get canadian tv. Oh, I don't know come on bosco.
Speaker 2:What I don't watch? Nothing canadian bbc. You don't want canadian football I mean that's different every night again. Yeah, but I'm saying like a TV show, no, I might have seen a movie or something, right?
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, hell, no, trying to think what series you might say that's Canadian.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was going to say yeah, bbc that's the news.
Speaker 3:That's.
Speaker 2:British.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what I was saying that's not Canadian. It all depends on what party we're in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know you don't want to be sitting up here watching or listening to BBC here in America.
Speaker 4:No, you don't want to say BBC in America.
Speaker 2:Exactly, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4:Hey where you going, BBC.
Speaker 2:Now some white women might want the BBC, but I take a BBW every now and then. Where the white women at no the BBC, but I take a BBW every now and then when the white women?
Speaker 4:Anyway, we're going to go ahead and let Shirai answer his question.
Speaker 3:You're going to Google BBC. I know what BBC is. We had a whole conversation about the BBC, my softball team. I bet you do.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:Is your team? Is it co-ed?
Speaker 4:No, why would y'all have a conversation about BBC. Don't worry about it. Don't worry If y'all think they co-ed.
Speaker 3:Don't worry, you got to make a strong case for yourself right now. You got to be a part of the conversation, you understand.
Speaker 4:I ain't going to be a part of the conversation with a bunch of niggas talking about BBC. Your name is Bennett and you ain't in it. I'm glad, I ain't Glad, damn it. We get BBC jerseys too. Google wherever the fuck you want to.
Speaker 2:Google right now, the BBC's, the BBC's, that's what we are.
Speaker 3:At least four of us on the team Wait. So y'all call yourselves BBC's and you ain't all this.
Speaker 2:Y'all call the white guys. That's what I said.
Speaker 3:It's meant to be a double entendre. Right, so morally wrong, so it's meant to be a double entendre.
Speaker 2:Right so.
Speaker 3:We have In our softball league. There's 16 teams. Come tournament time they have the upper bracket and they have the bottom bracket. We usually win the bottom bracket, so we call ourselves Bottom bracket champions, but then I use it as a double entendre, like we the BBCs.
Speaker 1:So I created the jersey that said the BBCs bottom bracket champions.
Speaker 3:But then I had a logo of a cockatiel, a black cockatiel with a bat. You know that's clever, I'll show it to you. It's actually pretty cool.
Speaker 4:They're not better with a black rooster.
Speaker 2:Hey, the white dudes on the team didn't want to do it.
Speaker 4:Most of them, you should have made them wear a white one, and you all wear a black one.
Speaker 3:Make the white logo very small. Yeah, just big enough to fit on your shoulder right there, it was good huh. Steve, yeah, it was good.
Speaker 1:But actually I had a black cockatiel that was white though.
Speaker 2:I know, but I had one in black. Steve, you ready to throw one of them shirts on, huh.
Speaker 4:I'm getting one. Look like you're going to get sued by Slim Pickens Slim Chickens.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, like Slim Chickens or yeah Slim Chickens coming for you.
Speaker 3:Listen, that logo was made by ChatGPT.
Speaker 4:Slim.
Speaker 2:Chickens is coming for you. Hey, tell ChatGPT to make us a logo. Man, listen, it's time for us to go to the next level.
Speaker 4:That's right.
Speaker 2:Chat GBT. So we're going to have Joe not get us canceled by talking about all the guests.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to talk about the guests.
Speaker 2:He didn't sat up here, he didn't offend everybody.
Speaker 4:No, I have not. No, because they all.
Speaker 2:Christian didn't offend Drake.
Speaker 4:No, no, no. The thing is, everybody want to be treated equal, but you can't take no motherfucking criticism and shit. You know, all of them do the same shit. Every one of them Women, rainbow people, all the motherfuckers do the same shit. Told you we're canceled? No, I'm just saying we're canceled. The rainbow people Told you we're canceled? No, I'm just saying we're canceled. The rainbow, the Smurfs, oh shit.
Speaker 1:No, but then it's.
Speaker 2:I just and you know, hey, y'all want to hear something though.
Speaker 4:The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the oh, I just want to be treated equally. Then you go, hey, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Well, what is equal Special needs, what is equal yeah?
Speaker 4:You know, then you can't say like you know, just like the movie Something About Mary, when the dude ran through there and scored the touchdown.
Speaker 2:You can't say Downsy.
Speaker 4:Special my ass, but anyway. But I'm just saying though, like I mean it's just like the little people, that comedian dude, the little guy, that motherfucker, funny as a motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's funny White cat right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, he's funny. Funny as a motherfucker.
Speaker 2:And who watched the damn? What the hell is it? Oh, the Steve Harvey. Wait, I played that already, didn't I? No, what's up, steve?
Speaker 4:Harvey. What does Steve Harvey do now?
Speaker 2:What my? No, what my my. Guy on there, david Arquette.
Speaker 3:David Arquette. When he did the um, I was.
Speaker 2:I was watching it the other day.
Speaker 4:He did Family Feud. Yeah, oh I ain't play it.
Speaker 2:Oh, hold on, we got a clip there. Try to go ahead and ask your question.
Speaker 4:All right. Do I need a drink for this? Just take a drink.
Speaker 3:You know you want to. Yeah just take it.
Speaker 1:Oh excuse.
Speaker 3:You're going to take a drink anyway.
Speaker 4:What's this question? Sherrod, I'm kind of glad you quit.
Speaker 3:You mean Tesla, steve. Yeah, I'm kind of glad you quit. You mean Tesla, steve.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm kind of glad Tesla Steve quit because, man, I've been fucking fucked up.
Speaker 2:Oh, if he was drinking his AMFs.
Speaker 4:Shit, yeah, oh, steve, you quit drinking. He's just social. He just slowed down, I just slowed down. Yeah, gotcha, you know, oh, stevie quit drinking. Ah yeah, he's social.
Speaker 3:He just slowed down, man, yeah, that's how. I'm feeling I just slowed down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Gotcha, yeah he be all right.
Speaker 3:Ain't no thing.
Speaker 4:All right, got a question for y'all.
Speaker 3:Would you take 500K no questions asked, or flip a coin and get $30 million 500K.
Speaker 2:I said the same thing, Even though Sherrod asked me earlier in the week. I had all week to think about it. Give me the $500K. What you doing.
Speaker 3:Christian.
Speaker 4:Because you ain't really telling us what we're flipping this coin for.
Speaker 3:For $30 million.
Speaker 4:When I get nothing though.
Speaker 3:I mean, I came in with nothing, though.
Speaker 4:So I know what nothing feels like Okay, then you fuck. So I know what nothing feels like Okay, then you fucking around and flip the coin.
Speaker 3:So you flipping the coin.
Speaker 2:I don't know, because if I see it, 500k right there. No, all I'm saying listen, a coin flip, it's not a trick, no, I know, it's like 500,000.
Speaker 3:Or flip a coin for 30 million, you're going to walk in the room, you're going to see 500,000 on one table.
Speaker 1:You gonna see 30 million on that table, that table you gotta flip a coin.
Speaker 3:You not gonna see anything. You gonna see 500,000 there and you gonna see that one coin Nope 30 million.
Speaker 4:With the coin it don't make a fuck. I'm taking the 500.
Speaker 2:No, I'm taking 500 too. Give me the 500.
Speaker 4:I don't fuck around in maybe Possibilities and all that shit.
Speaker 2:Listen, I'm thinking, listen, I'm thinking I've been that way all my life.
Speaker 3:I don't fuck around with that kind of shit Maybe.
Speaker 2:I can do this. You know what?
Speaker 3:I mean yeah, you said you're taking. I'm taking 500. You're taking 500? Yeah, I can, yeah, I'm taking it. What you doing, stig? That's a dumb ass question, man, really. Well, guess what?
Speaker 2:This is a content-created show. So now we flippin' coins. Who wants to go first? 30 million, 30 million.
Speaker 1:So it's 30 million tails.
Speaker 4:Okay, I'll go for the 30 million. Give me heads.
Speaker 2:All right, here we go, you ready. Is it hitting the floor or the?
Speaker 3:table Shit wherever it in.
Speaker 4:Wherever it in Flip it flip it.
Speaker 3:You a broke motherfucker Damn. 50-50 chance.
Speaker 4:Why you look at me? Cause I knew he flipped the coin. I didn't like you. He flipped the coin. I didn't flip the coin.
Speaker 1:He looking at me Bad as hell. I can't find my thing On the earlier.
Speaker 4:I knew there's no reason why I ain't like this. He looking at me Bad as hell. I was saying that earlier. That knew some reason why I ain't like this motherfucker. He's looking at me bad as hell with that coin with the tail. This motherfucker done broke me.
Speaker 1:Say that coin with the tail.
Speaker 4:Hey let me see the coin. Man, I think that's a double-sided coin. Who's next?
Speaker 1:Who's?
Speaker 2:next.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, you next Yep, all right.
Speaker 2:What you want. I want tails, tails, $30 million, $30 million. All right, man, come on, come on. Come on, bro man, give me my thing, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, Bro, bro Bro.
Speaker 4:Bro, I'm taking the 500. Scoop.
Speaker 3:Man that coin didn't even flip. Let me get it, let me get it, let me get it.
Speaker 2:All right, you want it. What you got For 30 million. I'm going to go tails, tails yeah.
Speaker 3:Tails never fails. Failed me, damn Bro Bro.
Speaker 1:That's three for three. What in the hell? That's three, I mean I got to win.
Speaker 2:Give me heads All right, here we go.
Speaker 4:Give me heads, give me heads Come on, let's do it Give me heads.
Speaker 3:Here we go, here we go. Oh shit, that's perfect. Oh man, is that a?
Speaker 4:tail. Oh wait, that is tail, that's tail.
Speaker 3:Nigga, I think I hit that. That's tails. Yeah, that that's tell yeah, I'm 30 million. I'm 30 million. I saw, no, I saw the on the front oh, you won.
Speaker 1:No, I saw this cat with him. Oh you, you said heads. Right, I said tails, you said tails.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what you saw that yeah, okay, no, you lost too. No, I'm gonna listen, bro. All four of us broke.
Speaker 1:God, I came with nothing, I leave with nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, that coin is cursed. All right, all right, hold on, here we go, you flipping your. No, no, no, you don't get to flip it, you got to get somebody else to flip it. Let me flip it, let me flip it, yeah.
Speaker 4:Wait, hold up, let me get my Harlem. I'm about to send all you motherfuckers home. Didn't I tell you them, kids, give me bad luck On air. I'm rooting for you In my heart. I'm not Hold up Hater alert Listen somebody pull up a TikTok so I can talk. See, you got to understand that.
Speaker 1:I hear you say it he going to take care of it. Tell me that he gonna take care of us as soon as that money come in hold up, pull up a tiktok hold on.
Speaker 2:I need some motivation, cause I don't know what I want yet he gonna take care of us.
Speaker 4:Let's see hold on give me the Cheetos.
Speaker 1:Give her the girl tweaking.
Speaker 3:Twerking. How about her? Give her the girl tweaking.
Speaker 2:Oh, keep it right there, give me heads.
Speaker 1:Give me heads for heads Damn.
Speaker 3:We go heads, heads, heads.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is. Oh, wow, I'm rich bitch.
Speaker 4:Is that heads?
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, that's heads. That's heads 30 million.
Speaker 4:I knew that something was going to win.
Speaker 2:Hey, guess what Bitch I'm going to get me a Hummer EV 3X truck.
Speaker 4:We're going to come over here next Friday. That house is going to be empty.
Speaker 2:Now I'm about to sit up here. Hey, first I like to. And that bird is still going to be in the pool. It's going to be a lockbox on the door.
Speaker 4:Hey, ain't nobody giving in.
Speaker 2:I'd like to thank Joey Chestnut for winning the Nathan's Hot Dog Challenge on July 4th. Hey, where's the young lady?
Speaker 3:at on he from Akron too. She's still on there, he from Akron.
Speaker 2:No, he ain't from Akron, but he's from Jersey. We moving to Akron. Go ahead, Sean.
Speaker 3:Where she go, so you don't know. If you slide into my DMs, I'm going to creep, I'm going to creep on your page.
Speaker 1:Let me find out A word.
Speaker 2:And you're in my inbox. That's my speed there. Let me show her my coin Name, your price. You can keep.
Speaker 4:You can keep all over my page.
Speaker 2:Hey, see the entertainment we give y'all.
Speaker 4:Oh man.
Speaker 2:That was pretty good.
Speaker 4:Out of five of us niggas, you the only one.
Speaker 2:One time Told you no, listen what you want, man, I'm just sitting here.
Speaker 4:We're going to come over there and get Sean Kears. Just give me my $500,000. Some $1,730,000.
Speaker 2:I know right, I'm going to give everybody $500,000.
Speaker 3:Give Joe his leader of $1,738,000 that he would have strawed off the floor and give us 500K.
Speaker 4:You can't speak for me?
Speaker 3:You'll turn it down. You'll turn it down.
Speaker 4:I want my 500K.
Speaker 1:I bought a lot of 1738.
Speaker 4:Last time I did a little bit of math. I did.
Speaker 2:Hey, we're going to have to go back and do the oh. Hold on, you know the Joe you got to run this time. Man, oh, 400 on. You know the Joe you got to run this time man 400.
Speaker 3:Yeah, our 400 challenge. I'm waiting till this fall.
Speaker 2:Because the world, the world championships, is coming. So when the world championships, you know see, I got this knee right we got to do, we got to do our 400 meter challenge.
Speaker 1:Yeah man, I can't run. That was rough.
Speaker 3:That was rough, it was rough, it was rough.
Speaker 4:How long we got prepared, what was our time?
Speaker 2:I have to go back and look what our times was I think I said a minute 30.
Speaker 3:You said a minute 20. Yeah, what'd you say?
Speaker 2:Shit, I said 145.
Speaker 3:You said 145? Come close.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I think, I made my time. Hey Steve took off Like hey, he would have beat Usain Bolt in the 200. I'm like, wait, what is he doing? Hey Steve got over like the 200 meters, isn't that just?
Speaker 1:terrible.
Speaker 3:No, he killed over first hey.
Speaker 2:Steve came in at like two minutes or something, because he was just chilling and then he just started walking, then we're like 30 yards and then he ran in.
Speaker 3:I had to catch my breath man then she was burning, I was like whoo whoo whoo, after I saw I'm glad you went first, cause after he went then I was able to pace myself like, okay, I ain't doing what he did.
Speaker 2:None of us took off.
Speaker 4:How you determine who goes first.
Speaker 3:I think Steve was like.
Speaker 2:I went flip. Steve just wanted to go.
Speaker 3:So I had to go first.
Speaker 4:So now you're going to have to go first Joe. Y'all need to be there all day. Walk around that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:We seen you walk to the top of the hill, so we know you can make it one lap.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you can make one lap. I can do one lap, but it's going to take five minutes.
Speaker 3:It ain't going to take you five minutes to walk, no one lap. Oh man, I'll give you.
Speaker 2:You're telling me it'll take you one minute and 15 seconds.
Speaker 3:And 15 seconds to walk 100 yards.
Speaker 4:Pretty much.
Speaker 3:I'm going to give you three minutes. I'm giving them two thirds.
Speaker 4:I do not move fast, okay, man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but what you out there, man Joe, In your mind.
Speaker 1:No, but I just don't move fast.
Speaker 4:That's just not me. Doug, we used to watch you run around them bases you used to fly.
Speaker 3:That was back in the day. Wait, hold on.
Speaker 4:Christmas.
Speaker 1:Day or your day.
Speaker 2:That was back in Christian's day Okay. Yeah, no, that is true, it was back in.
Speaker 3:Christian's day, christian, what you think you can do at 400? Shit, do you cardio train Because I know you. Shit, do you cardio train Because I know you strength train. Do you cardio train? I mean I walk on a treadmill. He said, I dabble I walk on a treadmill, I drag a sled outside, but nothing, nothing that time, nothing strenuous. There's Christian being there lifting 405 like it ain't nothing.
Speaker 2:Like remember homeboy, 405 Like it ain't nothing.
Speaker 3:Like Like remember Homeboy 405 around the track Shit.
Speaker 2:Who went to the? Who? Was that in the gym? The receiver for the Eagles?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, aj Brown, aj Brown. Yeah yeah, I don't know. I think I would give myself Two flat. Oh okay, two, two flat. Yeah you can make it, you can make it two. I don't know, I think I would give myself two flat. Oh, okay, two flat. Yeah, you can make it two flat. Yeah, I could make two flat. If I had to pace myself, I would have made that easy.
Speaker 2:But I didn't. Yeah, Steve just bottomed out. He took off. You know how you see runners hit the wall.
Speaker 3:Woo man. Steve hit the wall, the wall behind the wall.
Speaker 4:And I hit the wall but I was able to face it through. You said you were quartered away.
Speaker 3:I was like who in the hell jumped on my back Because you?
Speaker 2:said a 400 is a full lap.
Speaker 3:Yeah, one full lap. Yeah, I think I can do that in about two minutes. I think somebody even wait.
Speaker 2:Who started what lane did we all start from the same lane.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we all started from the same lane, yeah.
Speaker 3:Was it lane? What Five? Or?
Speaker 2:six Lane five.
Speaker 3:We started from lane five. Oh shit, Okay.
Speaker 2:You don't want to do lane one, it's too, tight of a turn. You want to do Maybe 210. You want five. You want five, six, seven.
Speaker 3:I'll go 210. Yeah, you want five, six, seven, for like 200 or the 400. I can find the videos. Oh, y'all took video.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know we're supposed to. Man, we need to put your stuff up on the IG.
Speaker 3:IG TikTok, whatever hey.
Speaker 2:TikTok coming soon.
Speaker 3:Coming soon and video we're going to sign up and YouTube Nobody's talking. And TikTok, tiktok. Hey, we're going to sign up and YouTube Nobody's talking and.
Speaker 2:TikTok, tiktok. Hey, we're going to see what ChatGPT? Yeah, the ChatGPT. Give us a logo. We're going to make some merch.
Speaker 3:Ooh, I got a logo for us. I just thought of something. Oh well, give us this See.
Speaker 2:Hey, we brainstorming on the air.
Speaker 3:That's generic. What's that the logo? I need to have it spiced up. What?
Speaker 2:logo is that? Oh, that's what ChatGPT just came up with.
Speaker 3:And it's spelled wrong man they racist.
Speaker 2:That's a ghetto logo Let me see what they gave us.
Speaker 3:They gave us a microphone with some headphones.
Speaker 2:They racist. No, that's how we spell it. We ain't do it the real way Like the D-I-E-S.
Speaker 4:Just say look man, let them know it's black people. I'm going to give you one half an hour. I wasn't talking about that and that dola might say I'm going to give you one half an hour.
Speaker 2:I forgot to hit the cough button.
Speaker 1:You need some liquor.
Speaker 3:Hey man, I'm telling you chat. Gpt is crazy. It'll talk to you the whole conversation.
Speaker 4:Okay, all right, tell chat GPT. Tell them we're going to get one, let me see.
Speaker 2:We're going to get sued.
Speaker 4:Let me see.
Speaker 2:We're going to get sued by Batman.
Speaker 3:Most people see Batman when they see that.
Speaker 4:I'm looking for it I don't see the other one.
Speaker 3:I see it. That's what should be on the logo.
Speaker 4:That's the devil in Tundra.
Speaker 3:What is it, morpheus? It's a penis hitting the booty. See you didn't even see it. That's why we know he gay. No See, you didn't even see it. Maybe you?
Speaker 2:got to turn it up a little bit.
Speaker 4:That's why we know he gay. No, I wouldn't be hitting.
Speaker 1:No booty Get in front of the back. Get in front of the back, yeah.
Speaker 4:See, see that, hey see that.
Speaker 2:You got to point it out. That's going to bring. That's going to bring. That's a problem. Black, all that's too close to Batman.
Speaker 4:I'm putting that on a shirt. I know that's what I was saying.
Speaker 3:I think I've seen that on a shirt before.
Speaker 4:He can draw too. Talk it to the mic. He lit right around the corner from us.
Speaker 3:You know I was next door to your house.
Speaker 2:They should have been having us a logo. Joe just wanted to get us canceled. What if they came to you? They should have been having us a logo. Joe just wanted to get us canceled.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, what if they?
Speaker 2:came to you and they was like oh, hold on, here's my check.
Speaker 3:That's cheeks, meet the cheeks, meet the cheeks, hold on 500,000. This is what ChatGBT does? Hey, chatgbt, how you doing. Hey, there, I'm doing great man. Why you talking to a dude? Because I have it as a black dude. Hey, siri, how you doing. Wow, I'm here and ready to help you out with whatever you need, just letting you know what's on your mind or if there's anything fun you want to chat about.
Speaker 4:Sounds like you.
Speaker 3:Exactly, exactly, joe. Thank you, chatgpt, we good.
Speaker 4:He does, he sounds just like you, like you, you, that's just the way you talk to yourself.
Speaker 3:Hey Siri, listen, just because I talk proper doesn't mean it don't make no difference to me how you talk.
Speaker 4:Yeah, exactly, you talk proper. You use broken English. Yeah, I don't care about all that.
Speaker 2:Let me live as long as you understood.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 2:Okay, tell them to come up with another logo. Yeah, tell them to come up with another logo.
Speaker 4:That's just messed up right there. Yeah, that shit was shit. But I like that one. Steve got right there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we just going to get sued Rocking the boots. We're going to get sued Rocking the boots.
Speaker 3:We're going to get sued with that one. I do like the original, though the original is dope.
Speaker 2:Oh, you like how we got it, like the Ghostbusters. Yeah, I like our logo.
Speaker 1:No you know what?
Speaker 3:That was a lady in our husband had the podcast.
Speaker 4:It's called Nobody's Listening. That's what it is.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Nobody's Listening.
Speaker 4:We about to sue? Sue him. It's kind of corny, though I listened to it a little bit, I think we fine and you know it's just like what's the most expensive thing you bought. I just bought a dress Shit.
Speaker 2:Oh you got to be fucking kidding me A damn.
Speaker 3:T-shirt. You know it's all about content. As soon as we get that one viral, we're going to blow up.
Speaker 4:We got plenty of virals.
Speaker 3:We got to get video content we got to get it viral.
Speaker 4:Oh, by the way, m2 Crazy shout out to M2 Crazy Marcus 2.
Speaker 3:Crazy Marcus 2.
Speaker 4:They just finished the movie, skit. Thing.
Speaker 2:Oh, did they? Yeah, man ask him when he going to put this in the video. Come on, you too. Man ask him when he gonna put this in the video On YouTube. I watched one of his ones, I guess he was talking about he sent it to me when they Like, when you show it to the party Lit, but then somebody show up more lit than you.
Speaker 3:That was hilarious. He does some pretty funny stuff. I'll be checking him out every once in a while.
Speaker 2:He was looking at the cat, like I'm going to send it to you, Boshka.
Speaker 4:I'm going to send it to you, Boshka.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, that's.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I was here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I saw that We've been getting requests to get on video. You know we've been hey People think we. Cgi. See, that's why I'm always talking about Ohio. If we don't talk about they, think we or not CGI. But what is it? Ai? They think we chat GPT. Hey, that's what I think.
Speaker 4:Because you let him talk. He sounds just like chat.
Speaker 2:GPT. Are them girls? That's twerking on them cans? Is that real?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's real, you sure yeah, that's real.
Speaker 2:Man, how dare a bird in the pool on it's trash day that should be gone this morning. Is that a sign where it go?
Speaker 3:in the filter now, oh, in the filter you getting that motherfucker, you gonna have salmonella dang.
Speaker 4:The chlorine killed it that chlorine killing that shit. Get in there if you want to. I ain't getting. Oh shit, I will open your mouth going to. I ain't going to.
Speaker 2:Oh shit I will.
Speaker 4:Open your mouth.
Speaker 1:Paul, that's all right. That nigga ain't going to fuck with him.
Speaker 4:He got the stronger immune system he ever want to eat.
Speaker 2:Hey y'all Lady, shit she be here a month.
Speaker 4:He got an immune system.
Speaker 2:I'm going to clean it out. I mean, I'm going to take the bird out, yeah, but I mean to come clean the pool. Now, guess what? It's movie time. Who watched Happy Gilmore 2? I did. I did not, I tried. I watched it. I fell asleep. Did you start watching it too late it's over the top, but let's see what's funny.
Speaker 4:I don't know what happened, but sleep too late. Yeah, I like Adam.
Speaker 2:Sandler, I got the gist of it I ain't saying I don't sleep. I like how they brought everybody up back. Except for his. No, I'm not saying nothing.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying I watch it.
Speaker 2:They brought Chubbs back, and I like it.
Speaker 4:That's my dog right there.
Speaker 2:Close to it Lavelle.
Speaker 3:Crawford is hilarious, he is funny, he's good, he is funny, it was good, I liked it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, me too, I watched. What did I watch this week? I know what you did last summer. Yeah, you did, I wasn't, I liked it I started watching Sneaky Pete.
Speaker 3:Anybody watch that.
Speaker 2:That's a TV show, right? Yeah, it's a show.
Speaker 3:It's on Netflix, so I guess it originally aired back in 2019. There's like three seasons. But I was just flipping through and I heard something about it.
Speaker 2:Is it Sneaky?
Speaker 3:Pete or Sneaky Pete, sneaky Pete, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But then I kind of it was crazy because Malcolm Jamal Warner showed up in it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, you know what? Okay, yeah, I was like oh damn, oh man.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tear my eyes out Now that's damn, theo.
Speaker 2:Who would have thought? Now you watch the Cosby show and you know it was like man damn building. I'll ask the Theo.
Speaker 3:So you know how it was usually threes, like celebrities going threes Right. There's been five.
Speaker 4:Who's the other two Probably more than that. Hulk Hogan, yes, yeah, ozzy.
Speaker 3:Osbourne, Ozzy Theo, and then you had Chuck Mangione, jazz musician and some baseball player.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Ryan Sandberg, ryan Sandberg, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:We're on the second three.
Speaker 1:Oh, we're on the second three yeah.
Speaker 3:That's this week, right. Yeah, yeah, ryan's good.
Speaker 4:That's gracious. I thought it was another one somewhere there was another music guy.
Speaker 3:I thought I can't think of who it was, though. That's nuts man, we all getting older, we all headed for that upper room, the upper room so many, so many.
Speaker 2:Just like the bird Quotables. So many, so many quotables. That's in the pool. Rip that bird like what in the hell bird and committed suicide. It's hard out there.
Speaker 4:They say it's hard out here for them it's hotter than a motherfucker when a bird do a swan dive in the goddamn pool.
Speaker 2:Like man didn't make it.
Speaker 4:I mean you know, just a regular old pigeon and shit that motherfucker just dove in there At least, it ain't 120.
Speaker 2:That's like on the.
Speaker 1:True.
Speaker 2:Was it the aunt? Was it the aunt that was on a family vacation. Dog killer wasn't that the aunt.
Speaker 4:I think they killed her dog she was mad as hell or hotter than a motherfucker no, it's toasty. I had a friend. He would always say it's so god damn hot. You look up at the sun. They got a church fan.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, it is it got a church fan? Yeah, no, it is. It is a little. Hey, see it, it's hot. It's a means to an end, because at least we're on the back end.
Speaker 3:Almost there. Football season July wasn't that bad, getting close to football.
Speaker 2:No, so that's what I was like. Hey, you mess around, you make it through August, it's every season coming up, man, because it's September. Dude, football, college football, those mornings, those mornings and those nights you be like boy, it won't be too bad.
Speaker 4:I can't wait to see my nigga bitches.
Speaker 3:Like I said, I've been dragging a sled outside and it's really not that bad Like around 4 o'clock.
Speaker 2:You said you have been.
Speaker 3:Yeah, is it shaded? Yeah, it's some shade, but I still get in the sun.
Speaker 4:That morning time. Though it's so nice in the morning, it's not any fun.
Speaker 2:I know it feels good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it ain't like last summer. The last summer it just never cooled off.
Speaker 2:It was hot at night and in the morning it was hot throughout the whole entire day.
Speaker 3:And it's been a breeze every day. Literally every day for this summer.
Speaker 4:Y'all think I'm bullshitting these motherfuckers buying the dogs, nikes and shit so they can walk on the pavement.
Speaker 3:I've seen it. I've seen it.
Speaker 4:It was hot to the motherfucker out here man Buying them Crocs, nikes.
Speaker 3:I'm serious.
Speaker 4:You think I'm bullshitting, though they be buying the dog shoes.
Speaker 2:Dog shoes and shit. I see it.
Speaker 4:I seen one lady walk by my house. The dog had on some motherfucking goddamn sunglasses. Bro Dog, Wow I bullshit you now.
Speaker 3:Well, you know, the shoes help the pads of the paws and they sell it Like I get that Because they sell them like goggles right.
Speaker 4:They put them around the dog's head. That motherfucker walking he was. That's how he tried to take them off. He was head up and everything Nigga said.
Speaker 2:I'm stunning like my daddy. People taking their dogs everywhere.
Speaker 4:It's one of them motherfucking. What are you them? Labradoodles, or where the fuck?
Speaker 3:are they Labradoodle? Is that what it's called? The little nappy-headed one?
Speaker 4:No, they're the big motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:The nappy-headed one Are the the little nappy-headed one. No, they're the big motherfuckers. Yeah, this nappy-headed one.
Speaker 4:Oh, the ones with the curls. Yeah, the bit like a big poodle. Yeah, it's a big poodle. Labradoodles, labradoodles, oh I call them big poodles. That motherfucker big, but big and chocolate.
Speaker 3:I call them nappy motherfuckers.
Speaker 4:She big too. You said what the owner.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she kind of huge. She's working, though I see it coming down a little bit. She got potential. She can't do nothing.
Speaker 4:No, she ain't on the two-something.
Speaker 3:No, she's more than two-something.
Speaker 4:No, she's two-something.
Speaker 2:She's right about two-something you said that's what she got to be.
Speaker 4:Two-something to do something. She got to be two-something to do something.
Speaker 1:She right she. She right she in your will health that little weight, don't bother me, bro.
Speaker 4:You got me fucked up. I ain't say that, that's all I'm saying. She in your will, health, I can go Any spectrum. I can get a skinny one, fat one In between, don't make no difference to me.
Speaker 3:What's the in between joke? What's the in between? What's the in between?
Speaker 1:Well.
Speaker 3:Hey every time they ask him a question.
Speaker 2:I just be like man. I know we about to get canceled.
Speaker 4:But honestly In between, I'm going to say in between about 170.
Speaker 3:Okay, so MMA welterweight Got you.
Speaker 4:Damn right, the rest is yours.
Speaker 3:Man, do y'all know if she won? Yeah, she won, did she?
Speaker 4:It went the distance, though. Oh it did.
Speaker 2:Oh, she beat the girl, yeah, she beat her pretty good, but it went the distance, though I didn't know that women's boxing was two minutes.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah two-minute rounds.
Speaker 4:I know that, but I think how many rounds did they go, they went 12.
Speaker 2:They go 12?
Speaker 4:12.
Speaker 2:So 12, two-minute rounds.
Speaker 3:They went 12,. Yeah, because Netflix was promoting this fight. It was a trilogy fight. I can't remember who the boxers were.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you know what I still actually? I want to watch, because I don't even know who won.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to say who won, because say who won. I want to watch it. I think you can still pull it up.
Speaker 1:It was fine.
Speaker 3:I just sat down.
Speaker 4:I want to see her fight Bumgarner. Bumgarner's a little small Alicia Bumgarner.
Speaker 2:You think she can get her, or you think she has a shot.
Speaker 4:Clarissa had to drop down to about 140 or something like that. Shout out to Clarissa.
Speaker 2:Shields. And that was a good movie. I know that. Did y'all see her movie? Oh, that movie was good, man.
Speaker 3:It was like a biopic, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It was good, but that.
Speaker 4:Lisa Fong daughter.
Speaker 2:I forget the name, but it was good.
Speaker 3:It was real good. She fought on that card a couple weekends ago.
Speaker 1:Yeah she's good though I ain't going to say nothing.
Speaker 2:Huh, that's interesting.
Speaker 4:She probably one of the cutest ones, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Without a doubt.
Speaker 4:No, I'm dead serious, baumgartner, yeah, she cute, you know.
Speaker 2:Is she? Let me see, I'm going to pull her up too. She's a slave, I Let me see.
Speaker 4:I'm going to pull her up too. She a slave. I know my 10 ain't your 10, but we good.
Speaker 3:She good, she good, don't even look.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:I trust you. My 10 ain't your 10, but we good.
Speaker 2:Hey, we just going to sit up here and when we get to YouTube, we're going to sit up here and be like we don't know about the smiling and shit, hey we're going to get a GoFundMe. We're going to start asking for donations so we can get a camera.
Speaker 3:That her? Yeah, that's her.
Speaker 2:Oh, damn Okay, Joe Right.
Speaker 4:Damn. She's a beautiful young lady now what if that's that bird that was just laying there? Wouldn't that be crazy?
Speaker 1:if he was just chilling?
Speaker 4:you got a pet cemetery out there, another one on top of the rock, yeah, oh man, I had a long night and he was sipping that yak that was on the. That's when I go out there he's like yo I woke up.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I had a long night and he was sipping that yak, that was on the table.
Speaker 1:That's when I go out there, Joe.
Speaker 2:Huh, I'm like man.
Speaker 3:I was still at your house. Hey, I would be scared as hell if that was that bird, if I go out there and that bird ain't there. You got a pet cemetery back there.
Speaker 4:Man, listen, it's time to leave, it's time to sit in tourist attractions.
Speaker 3:Uh-oh, bosco, she ain't from Akron, but she is from Fremont.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's where Charles Woodson is from.
Speaker 3:Who would have?
Speaker 2:thought See, I told you we're gonna work ohio in here every week. She's from ohio. Thanks, christian. Thanks, see, that's why she looked like that. Doing my part there's something in the water.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you, we only had two minutes. I thought we got it.
Speaker 2:It was about to go on hey, it's good fishing down in Fremont. Hey, it's some real good fishing down there.
Speaker 1:My mom used to always go down there. Music was starting to play and everything.
Speaker 2:You're like man.
Speaker 3:Shane from Akron, but she from Fremont.
Speaker 2:I'm like God. Hey, ohio is Ohio.
Speaker 4:Oh Y'all going to get the claims you're doing pretty soon. No, he's from Texas. I was about should do pretty soon.
Speaker 2:Nah, he's from Texas I was about to say Florida but nah, he's from.
Speaker 4:Texas. He in Cleveland now, and by another year he'll be.
Speaker 2:Cleveland night Two. Uh, you start getting them speeding tickets. I know right Slow your ass down.
Speaker 4:I know some of my partners. They live in Cleveland and shit, but they was showing how them motherfuckers partied in Cleveland. You seen the videos.
Speaker 2:Oh, uh-huh.
Speaker 4:That shit, crazy them motherfuckers. They all in the streets bro.
Speaker 2:Hey, it's lit dog.
Speaker 4:They toe up in that, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's lit and I know the clubs ain't like how they used to be. No, they ain't. I remember that Mirage on the water.
Speaker 1:Woo.
Speaker 2:Yeah, buddy, when you hit that thing they used to have jeans and moette. I ain't never really go to it on Thursday night. I'm like that's a school night. You can't go out on no school night. Dog you like you mess around, be the head. Every car parked Like damn. I'm sleepy as hell, but we talked with the Smurfs that out. I know what's out. Naked Gun.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh yeah With Liam Neeson that looks funny as hell Dog.
Speaker 2:I can't wait to see it.
Speaker 4:I'm going to watch it, but you know I'm old school, but I'm going to watch it. But you know I'm old school, so I'm going to watch it, joe listen.
Speaker 2:We want you. You're going to say three nice things. You're going to say I love the movie, the weather is beautiful and I love my neighbors. That's the task for next week, okay.
Speaker 4:Now, and can I get you to sign a paper so I can turn it in Like a parole officer? No, not a parole officer. Anger management, anger management. I've been working on myself.
Speaker 2:Hey, I know, in the trailer when they were just showing them looking at their pops. I don't know if y'all saw it or not, but it's in the trailer. I'm not going to give it away. But man, that part right there just had me dying. That looks funny.
Speaker 3:Oh, it looks real funny. Yeah, all of them look funny.
Speaker 2:Remember when OJ was falling down those steps, he flipped over to y'all.
Speaker 4:Real funny, yeah all of them were funny.
Speaker 2:Remember when OJ was falling down them steps? No, I'm not. He flipped over the man.
Speaker 4:Oh, OJ was always on the cover. Man OJ is he's funny as a motherfucker? No, he was. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
Speaker 2:So I think oh, there's another one too. It's a kid movie which is animated Bad Guys 2.
Speaker 3:Bad Guys 2. Yeah, it was promoting that heavy yeah.
Speaker 2:So I guess that's supposed to be another good one.
Speaker 3:I want you to take your kids to go see it before they go back to school.
Speaker 2:Yeah and shit, they back in school I've been sucking some traffic boy.
Speaker 3:They back. There was traffic here this morning. They started yesterday oh.
Speaker 2:That's why they came up this week. Yeah, no, that is true.
Speaker 3:Together, y'all don't know what's that about it's supposed to be a horror movie.
Speaker 2:Oh together.
Speaker 3:With Alison Brie and her husband. Who's Alison Brie she was in?
Speaker 2:you've seen, get Hard, hard right oh, yeah, with, uh, with will ferrell, yeah, yeah she was the the rich bitch wife oh, okay oh okay and then her husband, uh, james franco's brother.
Speaker 3:Oh damn, that's crazy. Oh, that's a horror movie. Huh, I love horror movies.
Speaker 2:That's a horror movie, huh.
Speaker 3:I love horror movies. I seen 28 Years.
Speaker 4:Later.
Speaker 3:Did you like it? I didn't get a chance to see it. It was different. I liked it for it was in the theaters.
Speaker 2:If you would have watched it at home. I wouldn't have watched it at home?
Speaker 3:I don't think so either. I'll probably never watch the movies again. They were cool for what they are, that's the thing. Because I haven't have watched it. Oh yeah, I don't think so either, and I'll probably never watch them movies again.
Speaker 2:They were cool for what they are, but yeah, and that's the thing, because I haven't seen one in so long. It's kind of hard to top the ones you can just watch over and over. Yeah To me.
Speaker 4:I'm an old Spaghetti Western guy like that motherfucking outlaw, josie Will. I watch that bitch over and over and over, yeah, yeah. Pops likes jeremiah johnson and I can recite every line on that.
Speaker 1:That's just crazy.
Speaker 4:I like it but you know what else was on the other?
Speaker 2:uh, uh, last week blazing sound oh was it, man, they will not. Blazing saddles was so long, that was just like Naked Gun Police Academy Revenge of the Nerds. Oh yeah, man, they're not making it.
Speaker 4:The first Police Academy, though they got to come on the top of that one, that very first one with Steve Guttenberg.
Speaker 2:Man, that stuff had me dying. We needed to sit there and go into the Blue Oyster. You can't do that. You can't do that, you can't do that stuff now Airplane? They can't do that no more.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, those are class.
Speaker 4:I like airplane. Oh, he's speaking jive.
Speaker 2:Do you speak jive?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I speak jive.
Speaker 4:Come on, mama, I dug a rap. My mama never ate no dummy. You want to see it? Chump don't. I said come on, mama, I dug a rap. My mama never ate no dummy. You want to see it? Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help. Nah, I was fucking rolling when I was little. I was like oh shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I was. That was hilarious man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they can't do that no more, oh well.
Speaker 2:Then that little kid fucking with Kareem and shit oh man.
Speaker 4:My dad said you lazy, you try dragging them, big motherfuckers, up and down the court night in and night out hey, now they do all that stuff on the internet.
Speaker 2:Internet, yeah, they call them what the thumb thugs, or twitter gangsters, as you know. You know, when you sit up there you troll the athletes. Tell them they terrible.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I think they just call them fans. I'm like dude listen.
Speaker 2:Although I did see something terrible last night and I try to always be positive. But to the young man that plays for the Detroit Lions, I don't know if you never returned a punt before. Oh, a month punt? No, no, I don't even know. Is that what they want to call it? You already called for the fair catch, so you might as well catch it. Catch it, yeah, if you get hit you're going to get the ball back anyway. You call for the fair catch, you stick your booty out. Catch, you stick your booty out, then you stick your hands out. I mean, it just looked real, real bad.
Speaker 2:It looked kind of like peewee ish and I did like I don't want to, I know you, you just got the man cut.
Speaker 4:He got himself cut.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guarantee he's gonna get cut just because of that, I know and then you know how you sit up here and you can be like, oh it's hard to do this and do that.
Speaker 4:We don't listen to nobody talking podcast Nigga. And that motherfucker said no, you're going out there. Cut your motherfucking ass.
Speaker 2:Even if I drop it, I will sit up here Under it and catch a punt.
Speaker 4:We cutting your ass? You ain't got an aggressive bone in your body. He got his ass cut. Did he get cut?
Speaker 3:Not yet. He going to get cut. He going to get cut, yeah. So he must have had some speed or something to make this. I mean they had what? 90 players preseason Half of them gone.
Speaker 2:He waved his hand. Shout out to his family and shout out to the guy. I Shout out to his family. Shout out to the guy I have no idea, but he waved his hand. Yeah, okay, we know you fair, catching it, get up under it.
Speaker 1:And catch it.
Speaker 2:And catch it, Even if they hit you. That's a good thing you getting the ball back. Next thing if you sitting up there and you're trying to make a team, nigga, cut my fucking arms off. Nigga, I ain't fair catching shit. I'm running back everything Because you're trying to make the team.
Speaker 4:Yeah, me too. I ain't running shit back, but I'm going to knock the shit out of somebody.
Speaker 2:They don't make niggas like they used to.
Speaker 4:I'm going to knock the shit out of somebody. I'm going to have about five concussions. Oh well, one day, y'all listen, I'm bringing the pain, goddammit.
Speaker 2:Hey, just catch it. I'm serious. Hey, they teach you. All we need is the catch. Everything else is a bonus. So, like I said, you wait for the fair catch, so now just catch it. You got space, I don't know what the.
Speaker 4:Anyway, I'll be out there. Next week I'll be in training camp. Hey 67. Here I come About to hit you 67.
Speaker 2:Here I come about to hit you fool.
Speaker 4:No, they scream at you. They're allowed to say all that.
Speaker 2:But yeah, you got to 67.
Speaker 4:Yeah Nigga, we both going to the hospital today. God damn it.
Speaker 2:They say, whatever they can, I'm coming, I'm bringing the pain. What was that? They trying to get a catch the program. I mean they trying to get a check the the program.
Speaker 3:That linebacker in the program? What was?
Speaker 2:his name? Oh, I forget, but I know he was crazy though.
Speaker 3:All them damn footballers you the one you the one got my sister Robbed, my sister or something. I was like no man.
Speaker 1:I don't even know your sister man.
Speaker 2:Well, anyway, all right, yeah, we're going to end on that, but hopefully the young man gets a chance to return. I saw he did return a kick after that, did he? Okay, so hopefully he gets a chance to return a punt and just young man just catch the ball.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's all you got to do. Just catch hey, that's the word for the week Just catch the ball, that's just catch the ball, alright, y'all peace.