Now Mike, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Congratulate. I can't hear nothing.
Speaker 1:New single to change? Yeah, oh well, we got a new single from Pootie Tang Classic.
Speaker 3:Classic and Pootie Tang was good. Yes, it was. Can y'all hear me in the mic, gotcha? Yeah, glad you can come along. Yes, sir, is it time to talk now?
Speaker 1:Yes, sir, I think it is Introduction time.
Speaker 3:Baby. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Goddamn, we are here for another week. I can't hear absolutely nothing Due to technical difficulties, but we're still here. Anyway, I hit none of these buttons. Is your headphones turned on? But we're still here. Anyway, I ain't hitting none of these buttons. Is your headphones?
Speaker 2:turned on.
Speaker 3:They're out there.
Speaker 2:Anyway, is the left one turned up. That's a Fist of cuffs.
Speaker 3:We're going to talk about John Madden 26 that just came out.
Speaker 2:They still going.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 2:Man, they ain't never going to work. Hell no, they're never going to stop.
Speaker 4:Can't stop, won't stop. It look like the real thing now man.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, it absolutely does. And they touchdown celebration. Let me check this shit out. I'm about to go. It's insane. So what is it?
Speaker 2:Madden 26 now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it just came out yesterday.
Speaker 4:Nice.
Speaker 3:Talk about a couple movies.
Speaker 4:Did you ever get Mortal Kombat?
Speaker 3:Oh no, I had Mortal Kombat, but I never bought Conan, though.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay.
Speaker 3:Oh, you had to buy.
Speaker 4:Conan.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's $49.99. Oh man, and you get Conan Ghostface. I know what you did last summer Ghostface, right, that's Scream. John Cena Peacemaker, it was like five people for like $49.99.
Speaker 2:So that's $10 a person.
Speaker 3:But I was trying to hold off for Madden, but I'm still thinking about Conan man. I was like dog that cat, didn't I send y'all a little?
Speaker 4:video. I was like oh snap.
Speaker 3:Shit looks so tight, dog, I'm like just having them out there. I wonder what you could do. Cross-platform.
Speaker 2:On what Mortal Kombat. If I got it, you got it On what? So I got Xbox.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I think you can do it on whatever.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think you can do that now.
Speaker 2:Play I know, it took a while. Sometimes, like the games, they have to be cross-platform rated.
Speaker 4:So now you can play. Oh, like I can play someone with PlayStation with. Madden Okay.
Speaker 3:But I get on that thing for pure.
Speaker 4:Oh, I thought you meant somebody on PlayStation. You can play with somebody on Xbox now.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. No, you can play yeah.
Speaker 4:I got Xbox. I don't think they'll ever do that. No, no, no, they no they have it yeah they have it. I know it's on the internet.
Speaker 2:And what's the point? What's the point of even having it.
Speaker 4:It's just personal preference. Now, personal preference, yeah, they had to do it because people used to.
Speaker 3:Personal preference for what? So just gaming systems, PlayStation or Xbox. Yeah, oh yeah. No, that's true. Either that or some kid that came up with it in his garage and made I can't hear out my right ear.
Speaker 1:Sounds like a personal problem. It really is, mr Cuffs.
Speaker 3:Oh man, he said my right ear. I'm going to love that. Al, do you want y'all to know? Joe started boxing class. They say your eyesight be the first thing to go, so we just did this to document the date, how many classes a week you got Joe. Joe, we're along with you for your journey. I need three, three.
Speaker 2:How long they got.
Speaker 3:You look like you're slimming up already. I know.
Speaker 2:You went fight camp. Oh shit, yes, sir, hey.
Speaker 3:Joe said he want to get down to 212. Wait, how much did you say for real 212? Yeah Well, hey, joe said he want to get down to 212. Wait, how much did you say for real 212? Yeah Well, I said 220. He said 220. I'm about to get down to 212.
Speaker 2:What's the significance of 212?
Speaker 3:Shit he going to look like 1988. He going to be in his prime 1988.
Speaker 2:I want to hear about this.
Speaker 1:That's high school Boxing class Not 88, but it better be 98.
Speaker 2:So explain the boxing class. So is it like an hour long? You just box all the entire time and sparring, no, no sparring. Can you spar?
Speaker 1:Not yet. He gotta build his wind up. He gotta build his wind up.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to join too.
Speaker 3:This dude wanna play back.
Speaker 2:I'm interested, I want to know. I'm like Joe let's go.
Speaker 1:I learned to slip a jab.
Speaker 3:now, hey, we got the missing formula. Man, I told you Boxing and jump rope, that's the missing formula.
Speaker 1:Fuck around, let me get in shape.
Speaker 3:Uh-oh.
Speaker 4:It's a wrap. It's a wrap. Why's a wrap toe? Why you looking at me like that? I don't want a box.
Speaker 3:Hey Joe, looking like a retired bodyguard Now he about to get in unretired shape.
Speaker 1:I couldn't be no retired bodyguard. Not the way them motherfuckers snitching right now these days.
Speaker 3:Motherfucker telling everything.
Speaker 2:Was you ever a bouncer, Joe? No, Okay, because you look like it. I was asked to do it but I was like no, Because I know Christian was a bouncer at one point.
Speaker 3:I like to drink a lot, so I don't like to drink that much, it wouldn't have been feasible for me to be a bouncer. Would you say Christian, you what I don't?
Speaker 2:like to drink that much, but I do like pussy.
Speaker 3:Christian, you was a bouncer. Is that why you was a?
Speaker 2:bouncer. It was one of the perks.
Speaker 4:Was it a perk?
Speaker 2:It was a perk.
Speaker 1:You, the door guy.
Speaker 2:Everybody loves the door guy.
Speaker 1:My best time when I was a security guard.
Speaker 4:Say fuck the bouncer, Just give me a badge.
Speaker 2:It was one of the easiest jobs I've had. What type of stuff would the women offer you to get in the club? I wasn't a doorman, I was just a nigga to walk around make sure nobody was drunk. Oh, okay.
Speaker 3:You had to kick anybody out before oh yeah yeah, it wasn't hostile though. It was just like you had too much to drink? Yeah, and they usually know you gotta get out of here.
Speaker 2:It's really on some roadhouse shit, be nice until you don't have to be nice Until you ain't never had to hem somebody up and throw them out.
Speaker 4:Have to.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't have to.
Speaker 4:Man. You just look at him Like on JoJo Dance. I ain't messing with Christian, but still Look.
Speaker 2:I didn't have to you just but I did. You wanted them Damn. One time, one time.
Speaker 4:Just once. Just once. I didn't really like.
Speaker 1:Bouncing. They have a habit Of like Trying to feel you out and shit. Yeah, fuck that.
Speaker 3:Oh, when they see Another big dude coming in. Yeah.
Speaker 4:What's going on, big man? They're trying to see how much of a challenge you're going to be too.
Speaker 1:They be fucking touching on you and shit.
Speaker 4:Hey man, is that real? God damn it.
Speaker 2:Have you ever seen one of your colleagues get beat up though?
Speaker 1:by somebody that was in there.
Speaker 2:So I was at the McFadden's at Westgate right and apparently a few years before I got there it was like that. It was rowdy as all hell. Was it yeah, I guess that shit calmed down. And then you know, it was just be nice until it's time to not be nice.
Speaker 4:They got a police presence over there now, that was before they had the police presence over there. Hey, we had this spot.
Speaker 3:We had this spot back home called the Double Time Little hood, little juke joint. Right, it was actually a restaurant. You go in there, but you know, obviously it turned into like a little club. So they was handing out flyers one day and my dude asked for a flyer and he didn't give my dude a flyer. He knocked the nigga out for a flyer and he ain't give my dude a flyer. He knocked the nigga out.
Speaker 2:Over a flyer.
Speaker 4:I tried to tell y'all oh baby.
Speaker 3:He was like man. Why you do that. He was like man, give me a flyer. I swear to goodness, dog, hey, those that was there, they know too. Wow, hey, we messed around. Call up Big Pete. Big Pete was there. Oh, man, they know too. Wow, hey, we mess around. Call up Big Pete. Big Pete was there. Big Pete and Lil' Keef.
Speaker 2:Big Pete and Lil' Keef.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, you got the bag out and everything Come on. That's Benton.
Speaker 3:Joe, you know how long that's been, he's just now aware of it, cause he's. Yeah, that's been there Like five, six. He's just now aware of it because he's in there. Yeah, that's been there like five, six weeks. He's in fight mode. He's in fight mode. He's in fight mode.
Speaker 1:He's in the bag with the gloves on he sees all the patterns. I got something in the truck.
Speaker 3:I do a little training in the bag.
Speaker 1:I got something in the truck.
Speaker 3:What else gloves did they give you? The ones here I'm going to get this one.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, whatever fits you. My hands are kind of fat, so I had to get some big ones. Got them big old super ones, because you got to be able to fit with the wraps on them.
Speaker 3:Hey, if you could describe your boxing style, you look like a George Foreman type, like George Foreman after 45.
Speaker 2:Hey, Joe went out there like this hey, no, out there like this, hey, but no listen.
Speaker 3:Listen, that's funny, you mention that hey listen, how many caps was George Foreman knocking out, though?
Speaker 4:Oh plenty.
Speaker 1:All of them Remember what he did to Michael Moore Dude? He knocked that nigga out with a jab. I think this was his comeback.
Speaker 3:This was after. Yeah, he knocked him out with a jab. I think that's what got the George Foreman grills going. Man, he was so heavy handed he jabbed that nigga and knocked him out. That's why I said that you know when you get up there and age you don't move like you do.
Speaker 1:when I was amazed at how fast the motherfucker be throwing them punches On TV they just look like Doing more shit, but when you see them in person, them motherfuckers be throwing the fuck out them.
Speaker 2:So you're training with dudes who have time, man.
Speaker 1:Some of them, and then this karate chick.
Speaker 4:No, he training with girls that have time. Big difference, bro, my fault. They get down too, though, he told me. Off the record, I have time. Hey, big difference, bro, big deal my fault, my fault. But listen, hold on, I got something to say. They get down too, though, yeah, he told me off the record.
Speaker 3:But you can either go On the record.
Speaker 1:Or keep it off the record Keep it off the record.
Speaker 3:Hey, just tell me About some of them people. If some people Walked up on them, what'd happen? Get fucked. Walk up on them, bitches you gonna get fired.
Speaker 4:You walk up on the wrong one and this bitch can fight.
Speaker 1:I told my kid. I said, girl, y'all got it all wrong. You walk up on one of them, motherfuckers over there, they gonna beat the living shit out you, they gonna mop the floor with you.
Speaker 4:I said I don't wanna fight nobody there.
Speaker 1:I said that's not the point.
Speaker 4:You ain't gonna have to wanna fight them yeah.
Speaker 1:They gonna put it on you. You need to go to the gun range.
Speaker 3:Remember you used to be able to walk up on people Back in the days. You used to just walk up on them and give them the one-two, Then you get your shuffle on. You can't do that no more now.
Speaker 1:You can't jump on a motherfucker stepping on your shoes. You don't know who can fight you.
Speaker 3:I just assume, everybody know MMA Right, even little eight-year-olds. You remember when they?
Speaker 1:had that video where the two dudes attacked this girl's boyfriend and she beat the shit out of him.
Speaker 2:She beat the shit out of him.
Speaker 3:She beat the shit out of him. She was at MMA.
Speaker 1:Yeah, some shit. She knocked them, two motherfucking boys out. She knocked them, motherfuckers out.
Speaker 3:That's crazy and helped that nigga up and they walked on down the sidewalk.
Speaker 2:What would you do if your chick knocked two dudes out? What?
Speaker 1:would you do? No, here's my question. I'm going to kiss her. I go home and lick her ass. What would you?
Speaker 3:do if your chick could knock you out? That's the real question. I don't want to get that far Sounds like she can, based on Right. I'm still going to kiss her.
Speaker 1:I don't want to go home and lick her ass, that's right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not having no kind of disagreement. Lick her from the root of like man I said kiss the center.
Speaker 1:You knocking niggas out like that. I told you I had this baby. Yeah, you look like you did. All right, don't worry.
Speaker 4:You be like man. That's when you be like hey man, you know, chivalry is dead. You be like hell. No, she can handle herself. Watch.
Speaker 3:Watch out bro. Hey, that's when you just go sit down.
Speaker 1:She done. Knocked these motherfuckers out, right.
Speaker 3:Let me go get her a drink.
Speaker 1:I'm going to get her some refreshments.
Speaker 2:You so fucking hot right now.
Speaker 3:You're so damn sexy that will be a nice little turn on.
Speaker 1:You so fucking hot right now.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I'd be turned on and just be like Bullshit. Oh I know, you know, you would be.
Speaker 3:She just turned around.
Speaker 2:I know I will, I get walking down the street, two dudes just hey. They like hey, come here, little mom, let me slap that ass.
Speaker 3:And she look at you like nigga, go ahead and go the out, hey, or somebody be like hey, your girl, look good, hold up, I'll be right back yeah, you better, you better go, try it get him, you better at least try them.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know, maybe just like would you take an ass whooping over your girl? No, no, what, if? What? If you know you do the honorable thing and you square up with homeboy, he whoops you, she turns around, beat the shit out of his ass. What you doing there?
Speaker 3:Ain't nothing you can do, you just got to take that L.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got to take that.
Speaker 2:L.
Speaker 1:I'm going to put a ring on it. You know what I mean? I slipped. You're putting a ring on that motherfucker. Man, you think she's still gonna Respect you after that though, nigga, I'm gonna cook In an apron With your ass out. Alright, melvin, you got me fucked up.
Speaker 2:Oh man If this nigga beat.
Speaker 1:If this nigga beat my ass Like just Literally, just beat the shit out of me and my girl come in and whoop his ass.
Speaker 2:You said an apron with the ass out.
Speaker 3:That's when you be like.
Speaker 1:I am now Like a hospital gown Okay, hey baby, hey, baby, how many eggs you want? Be like wearing a hospital gown All the back out that bug.
Speaker 4:She walk by and smack you on the ass. You just be like ooh, she's like ah.
Speaker 1:You look good, you so crazy, you look good.
Speaker 2:Make them eggs over easy. You fuck around and be like mister them eggs over easy you fuck around.
Speaker 1:Be like mister. I said over easy bitch, these motherfucking hard boiled.
Speaker 2:Oh man.
Speaker 1:My bad honey, let me get some more eggs.
Speaker 4:Let's see, I eat those. I eat those. Put those to the side. Those are mine. That's for me.
Speaker 1:I got it confused. You need anything else. You want your orange juice freshly squeezed.
Speaker 2:See man she waking up with mints on her pillows.
Speaker 1:Like she in the hotel room, she ain't waking up with mints, she waking up with tongue lashing.
Speaker 2:You can't break up with her because she gonna whoop your ass Like for all Curtis on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's mad.
Speaker 2:You can't break up with her because she's going to whoop your ass. You're like for all Curtis on that motherfucker. Yeah, he's mad. Nothing.
Speaker 3:You can't do nothing about it, I'll call the cops on her. I'll be like you hit me. I'm calling the cops For real.
Speaker 4:She'll be like you going to eat your cornbread.
Speaker 3:You know, I'm not that hungry.
Speaker 1:I don't eat once a day anyway. Damn Steve, she gonna sound like that you gotta put a little feminine in there. Yeah, I'll tell her. You gonna eat your cone bread, I said I went to bed with Alicia and woke up with Precious man.
Speaker 4:She here, you gonna eat your cone bread. She like baby, you want your cone bread. There you go, there you you go.
Speaker 1:Want some butter on that, want some more of this whipped butter I got you.
Speaker 3:That's a little bit better right there. That's crazy, though, man.
Speaker 4:That shit would be hilarious though. That would be hilarious, I'd be like look. Where you trading at Shit, we going over there together. Yeah, like that can scrap you. Sit up here. That would be hilarious.
Speaker 3:I'd be like look, I was like where you trading at Shit we going over there together, let's go. Yeah, like that can scrap.
Speaker 1:You sit up here.
Speaker 3:Just think like Papoose. You think Papoose. Oh yeah, He'll get knocked out by his chick Clarissa.
Speaker 2:Shields Hell yeah, oh wait, hold up, hold up. Yeah, he with Remy Ma, oh shit really. Yeah. Nah, he with Clarissa Shield.
Speaker 3:He's not the man in that relationship. She'll knock me out. I'm like hold on.
Speaker 4:I'ma take Amanda Nunes. She'll knock me out. I'll knock her right back out too.
Speaker 2:She might be around trying to peg your ass afterwards. You gonna let her peg you, steve, you fool.
Speaker 3:Oh, so y'all done, got wild.
Speaker 2:I know why you gotta take it there, man. There you go again. I'm just saying Every week man Every fucking week, man, you got homosexual shit. Well, I'm the one who brought it up. This time he brought it up Only because you know she plays for that team hey listen, I just added on to it, oh.
Speaker 3:I piggybacked. Oh, that's Amanda Nunez. Yeah, she's real, real tough, huh. Yeah she tough.
Speaker 4:The chick who beat the shit out of Ronda Rousey. Yeah, she's tough and Cyborg and Cyborg. She beat the brakes off Cyborg hey it was artificial Dang it man that just took away my dream man yeah no.
Speaker 1:She plays for the other side. Her girl had the baseball.
Speaker 2:Oh, I thought she had the baseball.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'm going to tell y'all right now you niggas better be careful what y'all saying.
Speaker 2:I know right On these airways. I'm not saying nothing, that's not factual. Hey, you gyms around here, what?
Speaker 4:happened to Howard Stern. What happened to Howard? Oh man, he said some stupid shit.
Speaker 2:And they canceled his show. He's done. Oh he done. He done because of some shit.
Speaker 4:Howard.
Speaker 1:Stern.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they took him off of Sirius.
Speaker 1:Look the shit up, man.
Speaker 2:Look the shit up Howard Stern built Sirius. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Hey well, joe's going to be the one to get us taken off.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, it'll be, it'll be. Hey man, google it listen, I'm smart brother I'm smart brother, you have to deal with manipulation.
Speaker 2:Listen, I know how to manipulate my words.
Speaker 1:I was at work one day and one of my co-workers Told me. I said, man. I said you can't do that, bro, you gonna get in trouble. He said, no, I ain't gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 2:You gonna get in trouble, y'all already think I'm an idiot. Well dammit, if I'm going down, y'all going down with it.
Speaker 1:I said you right, bro, I better clean this shit up.
Speaker 3:I'm way right One day ago, huh.
Speaker 2:I'm weak. I'm weak One day ago huh, what happened?
Speaker 3:See Steve's staying up on the news. I told you, I just heard it on the radio.
Speaker 1:He about 75 years old, so what?
Speaker 3:happened? Howard Stern? Still, all he's going to do is just do a podcast.
Speaker 2:He built serious. Yeah, he don't surprise.
Speaker 1:He built serious, yeah, yeah I don't think it's fair that a celebrity do podcasts and then have celebrity friends on them oh yeah, everybody think it's a hit.
Speaker 3:That's why we're the nobody's talking podcast, because we are regular people. We don't have any celebrity friends.
Speaker 2:Yet and we have regular stories he getting canceled for political reasons.
Speaker 3:From regular people.
Speaker 2:So these niggas stop offending everybody, that's why we don't discuss this. He hated anyone who voted for Donald Trump. That ain't why they canceled. That's why they canceled. That's what it says here.
Speaker 1:That's what they say Winston ain't got canceled, canceled. That's why they canceled. That's what it says here.
Speaker 2:That's what they say what's the name that? Got canceled too. Who Stephen Colbert? Yeah, oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah, what was that about? I saw that.
Speaker 1:Because he said that Paramount bribed him.
Speaker 2:I shouldn't have said that, though Did y'all see that the creators of South Park signed a one point five billion dollar deal Really With Paramount. One point five. Paramount just got bought out.
Speaker 3:Hey, if we sign a one point five billion dollar deal. Just remember, Joe said he's fine not being paid. We all heard.
Speaker 1:I'm serious, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:Joe ain't showing up, no more 1.5 billion Billion.
Speaker 3:With a fee.
Speaker 2:Shit Ain't got nothing to do. 1.5 Nah, all you gotta do?
Speaker 1:Is somebody gonna leave A couple cases of beer In my garage?
Speaker 4:I know that. I know somebody Gonna do that. Wait, couple bottles, what was that stuff? 847 or whatever. 1738, 1738.
Speaker 2:Good stuff, Joe don't worry, we got you 1738.
Speaker 1:And some motherfucking Shea Shea and some Shea Shea. Get you some Shea Shea Is that in stores Not here it's hard to find.
Speaker 3:I didn't think so. What about the?
Speaker 2:What's up with your boy?
Speaker 3:though. Remember the Vuelo, remember DeVuelo, remember the one that there was, remember I sent you a picture.
Speaker 2:He was like oh, that's the good stuff right there, yeah it is.
Speaker 3:I haven't seen it anywhere here. You ain't going to see it.
Speaker 2:Man Y'all hear about speaking of Shea Shea. Shout out to Club Shea Shea, but some chick.
Speaker 3:He ain't do nothing. Crazy, did he no?
Speaker 2:Him and Ocho, he retired a chick off of OF.
Speaker 4:What Based on a settlement.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:That's why he got fired from ESPN.
Speaker 1:No, what happened was oh, it's another chick, or the same girl, it's another one.
Speaker 4:Hold on. Hold on hold on.
Speaker 1:We don't fact check here. Just put that out there, he got a fact check, but I think what happened was there you go. Messed up her marital status Allegedly Allegedly, when they were talking about her and she sued him for that hey who heard the story about it was. Oh, you know what it was. It was a chick that took the picture with Usher.
Speaker 3:Okay, you know how Usher do the Right right, right, right, right yeah.
Speaker 1:And they got on the podcast Saying stuff like oh, you know her Blah blah, blah Going on a divorce and all that old shit, blah, blah, blah and that's all.
Speaker 4:That's all they pretty much said, so it was like defamation. Yeah, it was a defamation.
Speaker 3:You allowed to say that.
Speaker 1:You can't say Nothing, apparently not. Because them motherfuckers Been sued them, not Because them motherfuckers sued him because they said she sued him because she said they got her marital status wrong.
Speaker 4:Yeah, not when you got money. You can't just say anything.
Speaker 1:She said they got a marital status wrong, nothing wrong about that they got the marital status wrong. Ojo Cinco disappeared and then left.
Speaker 2:So they ain't been on the they ain't been on. Really, it was a little white chick I was talking about.
Speaker 1:Oh, you talking about the cheek chick? He won 5,000 for cheek.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he might be talking about her.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cause she uh that one one, it was that was the one Did he give her like 23 million or something that's the one that was suing him for assault and all that shit and he was saying we were role playing. He was like yeah, bitch, you're going to take the dick. All kinds of shit. Allegedly he said we were role playing. He said we were role playing.
Speaker 4:That's why you keep the cameras in the corner. He said you know you want them to slap the shit, that's exactly why you keep the cameras in the corner.
Speaker 1:He said you know you want him to slap the shit.
Speaker 4:That's exactly why you keep the cameras in the corner.
Speaker 1:He was talking about how he was going to spank her and slap her and shit.
Speaker 4:She come on up in there and you'd be like, yeah, but see, they've been doing this shit for years, though.
Speaker 1:They've been fucking around for years, like Put the sign on your house that says enter these premises. Yeah, like Trey Songz. Trey Songz got that, you don't even have to do that.
Speaker 4:You don't have to, no, but anyway, I already said I'm going to put it on In Arizona, you can record any person.
Speaker 1:You can record any party as long as one of the party know about it, even if that party's you.
Speaker 4:What hey?
Speaker 1:Residence lawyer party knew about it, even if that party's you, hey, residence lawyer as long as one, party as long as one party. I can record all this shit right here, right I?
Speaker 3:know it's being recorded.
Speaker 4:I'll just tell y'all these premises may be recorded. That's right, these premises may be recorded. It's up to you. See, that's right, these premises may be recorded. So it's up to you on what you want to do, and here's another thing.
Speaker 1:So no, go ahead. A fucked up Arizona law is all y'all people talking about these bad parents and shit. You can leave your goddamn kid at home by they self. Don't give a two shit how old it is, really.
Speaker 4:But you can't leave him in the back of the car.
Speaker 1:You can't leave them in the back of the car, no, you can't Exactly See, so they do give a shit. Arizona don't really have a law Like you know how they say oh yeah, you got to be 14, 15 for you to stay in the car.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, like in Illinois, you got to be 12. That ain't true.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was at home by myself, way before. That ain't true? And then it would just sit up there.
Speaker 4:I remember my mama told me not to open the door for nobody, Not even me. Nigga I got a key.
Speaker 3:Don't touch the stove, man I looked out the hole.
Speaker 4:I seen her out there. She knocked on the door and I opened it. Didn't I tell you not to open?
Speaker 1:this door for nobody.
Speaker 4:I slammed it in her face.
Speaker 1:My mama left. She still with mine. Shit. My mama left, my mama left. We was in there Making egg salad sandwiches and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 4:You remember Egg salad sandwiches? Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know if it's the mayonnaise Back in those days.
Speaker 4:But that shit was good. Hell yeah, my mama made it with Miracle Whip, so I know.
Speaker 3:Oh, hey, I got something. I'm glad we got the resident cook Right here. Yeah, shout out to the 520 Podcast Jeff T, okay, dj Wells. I know I hear somebody say Malcolm and Mike, freaky Mike. Anyway, shout out to them. Cats, let's talk about spaghetti. We're going to go around the room. We can start with you or whatever. How do you make spaghetti, how do you make yours or how do you serve it? I don't want it separate. You serve it separate.
Speaker 1:Well, you don't mix it in the pot.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:You let the person mix it.
Speaker 3:Okay, how do you make yours?
Speaker 4:We always made ours together. It was like goulash.
Speaker 3:Guess what Always made it together. Oh, I know I'm going to skip him.
Speaker 2:Because I know they're just split.
Speaker 3:No, go ahead, go on no.
Speaker 4:Hey, he's not. I know he thought I figured it out. Why you skipping me? Hold on.
Speaker 2:I was surprised, no, but then he's like a. Yeah.
Speaker 1:He's a. He's a. It's separate Snooty.
Speaker 3:He's a snooty cook Because you got to look good when you give him the plate. Guess what? Yeah, no, ours is always together, together.
Speaker 2:Ours is always together, together.
Speaker 3:Together, separate, separate.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's gotta look good, cause you gotta lay the bed Now.
Speaker 4:See, that's how I do it now.
Speaker 1:But growing up Shit.
Speaker 3:No, it was always together. That's why we did it growing up. The only reason I started Making it separate Even now I want it together it's because Some people want it just regular sauce and some people want it.
Speaker 4:Meat sauce, that was it.
Speaker 2:Speaking of together I think I do still Do it separate.
Speaker 3:In a little bit we're gonna talk about the movie together when it was there, oh, I haven't seen it, but that look. Oh, I ain't gonna say nothing but good and it's great. It's good so yeah, now it's separate. That's all I'm gonna say. It's good.
Speaker 4:Now Growing up Cause. Everybody you know got allergies and different stuff vegan versus whatever.
Speaker 1:Actually, you had allergies and you just ate that shit and broke out.
Speaker 2:I just put it all in one pot. Yeah, yeah, it saves time.
Speaker 4:Big penitentiary pot man, the motherfucker's so big you got to stir it like this yeah, that's what I'm saying Exactly Now. The only time it went together was if there was leftovers.
Speaker 1:Hey, you a food it on the pot and then you mix it all together and then you put it in a storage container and put it in the refrigerator.
Speaker 2:That's the only time you did that, but it was never leftovers, it's so much better the next day man for real.
Speaker 3:That shit's so good. I like leftover spaghetti.
Speaker 4:Hey, wait, wait, wait, Hold on, hold on, hold on. Uh, speaking of spaghetti, who here done had a spaghetti sandwich?
Speaker 3:Oh, I had a spaghetti sandwich. It's almost like Sloppy.
Speaker 4:Joe, I know he'd say, yeah, no, never had a spaghetti sandwich. I just sopped up the sauce with a piece of bread.
Speaker 2:What you mean, nigga?
Speaker 4:With bread.
Speaker 3:Yeah, with bread, nigga, it was a sandwich Put the wonder bread.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I guess I have to Smack that shit on some bread, put a slice of cheese on it. A slice of cheese. Good ass, hell yeah.
Speaker 4:What kind of cheese, Steve American cheese Government.
Speaker 3:Craig Listen, I told you Government cheese nigga.
Speaker 1:Hey, tell me this Government.
Speaker 3:Tell me when you grew up, you didn't eat your hamburgers with the regular bread.
Speaker 2:Light bread no, no, we always yeah, you didn't always have hamburger buns. We ain't never had no buns, hell no.
Speaker 3:Light bread, yeah.
Speaker 2:We just always had the white, but we did have hot dog buns, that's what we called it light bread Light bread.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, we had hot dog buns be a greasy spot in the middle of your sandwich.
Speaker 3:I told you we went over my boys house one time and then and I'm talking about when we had hamburgers, it was the meat, ketchup, the bread, that's it, let me tell you. I went over my boys. They had onions and lettuce and mustard and relish and cheese. I was sitting up here like, oh, but now remember, he stayed with both his parents and condiments.
Speaker 1:I lived in my parent's household. These niggas had condiments.
Speaker 4:We didn't even have that, we were just trying to make it. We had mayonnaise. What is this?
Speaker 3:Condiments Ketchup.
Speaker 4:Mustard has been in the refrigerator for six months.
Speaker 1:We very rarely had hamburgers. I mean, we rarely. Even now, I don't really fuck with hamburgers like that. You don't make hamburgers, you don't make houseburgers I make them, but I don't let the kids run wild.
Speaker 3:Joe, a food snooty man, we country man. We had pork chop sandwiches and shit. You need to start talking with your kinky finger. We ain't fucking with no hamburgers.
Speaker 2:Well, pork chop was cheaper than hamburger, though I don't need hamburgers, pork chop sandwiches, man.
Speaker 3:I don't need hamburgers. A couple years back.
Speaker 2:I went over to Joe's house and ate for the first time.
Speaker 3:Let this man be as much of a snob as he wants to be. What did he make for your mom?
Speaker 2:Oh, you made the cream cheese pecan pie.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh yeah, see, damn, joe said yeah.
Speaker 3:Hey, joe, joe Joe said that's my daughter's favorite and that's the only time Joe be super, super positive when he talk about cooking.
Speaker 4:And his daughters.
Speaker 3:Yeah. He ain't positive about that either. Anything else?
Speaker 2:Anything else it should be down the tubes Cooking.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, my cooking is fantastic.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, man Matter of fact I need to get me some tomahawks.
Speaker 4:That nigga frowning on you. I'm on a mayonnaise sandwich, what you gonna make some tomahawks, you gonna make mayonnaise sandwiches at my house.
Speaker 3:What you making tomorrow, Joe. What's on the menu? What you did. If it's tomahawks, I'm coming over. I know you probably made nothing today.
Speaker 1:No, I'm going to take it easy. I'm going to try to. You got to understand. I'm going back to Alabama.
Speaker 2:Are you talking?
Speaker 4:about cowboy steaks. Yeah, you call them tomahawks. That's what they are. I thought they was called cowboy steaks.
Speaker 1:Bro, this is my brother. I guess a cowboy steak would have the short bone and a tomahawk would be the long bone.
Speaker 4:Smack that motherfucker with the bone.
Speaker 1:What cut of meat is that Rib eye?
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, hey that motherfucker good Thick ass. My brother made me one. He said Steve. I said I know you don't eat steak, but you're gonna like this motherfucker man, I ate. That motherfucker clinked the bone.
Speaker 3:God damn, bro, you did your thing on this, but I will eat it. Did he grill it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, he sliced that motherfucker up and made some nigga tacos man.
Speaker 4:that shit was good Nigga tacos man. I made them in my mouth.
Speaker 3:Well you got to go ahead and explain that, because then you're just going to need the people we don't do carne asada.
Speaker 1:Nigga, we eat ribeyes, so you got to tell the people. The difference Shout out to all our Germany people. I know we got other people, I just always forget it's always Germany. So Germany, we love y'all, we do. I don't care how much you marinate.
Speaker 2:Everybody else do Especially.
Speaker 1:Puerto Rico. Get you a nice ribeye Eat. What you can, cut that bitch up. Make some tacos off that motherfucker.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that motherfucker was like $50 normally, but it was half price for $25.
Speaker 2:So we bought like three of those. Oh the steak box. It ain't cheap. You go to a restaurant, them motherfuckers is like $100.
Speaker 4:Actually we got $4,400. That's what it was. That's what he got.
Speaker 1:Yeah, somebody called me the other day. See, they had $4,400.
Speaker 4:Off a truck.
Speaker 3:No, it's at Sam's.
Speaker 4:I gotta be buying shit off the truck, man, because I'm from the ghetto, not you, joe buys them off the truck what you?
Speaker 2:could do, though, is get you a slab from either Sam's or Costco and cut that bitch up.
Speaker 1:Well, not the tomahawk though. Well, no, not the tomahawk, but you can get a prime rib.
Speaker 4:You see, prime cut it up yeah, yeah, they got well Costco you know, they got the strips they got the fil, I see a dude buy one that was this big. He cut that motherfucker and made like 20 steaks out of it. Really. Yeah, my neighbor did.
Speaker 1:It depends on how thick.
Speaker 3:You cut them, though. What's the best part, or what's the best piece of the steak or the?
Speaker 2:cow. What's the best? Cut steak.
Speaker 1:I'm a ribeye guy.
Speaker 2:Ribeye. I like ribeyes. Ribeyes have the best flavor, it's the same as a prime rib. Ribeyes have the best flavor.
Speaker 1:They got the most fat? No, they don't have the most fat, but they have just the right amount, yeah.
Speaker 2:I've had some fat-ass ribeyes. They're not like good fat, but just super fatty.
Speaker 3:It's not like he describing a chick super fatty, he's describing a chick. She was good fat, not like fat fat.
Speaker 2:She was athletic. Fat had a few of them too.
Speaker 4:She was athletic fat. She wasn't a bad fat.
Speaker 2:She was an athletic catcher.
Speaker 3:Shout out to all my fat girls we love y'all.
Speaker 1:Don't bother me.
Speaker 2:Do something, to do something that's right. Little weight don't bother me.
Speaker 1:Do something, to do something. That's right. Little weight don't bother me, I'm right, not when you bought my weight.
Speaker 4:When you my weight yeah Under, we cool. It's just when you start exceeding my weight by like 100 pounds, then I that's the cut off.
Speaker 2:That's the cut off. He said when you weigh more than me by 100 pounds. He said when you were more than me by a hundred pounds.
Speaker 3:He went extreme. He said by about a hundred.
Speaker 4:I'm sure you're going to still take her down, though I can still beat you. I can beat you and I can squat you. But, man, that's a lot of work, let me tell you. A lot of work, but it's not for the faint hearted person.
Speaker 2:You gotta have a strong mind, you gotta have a strong heart. You gotta have some hard.
Speaker 3:BO and a strong bed. You see that girl, you got me going, you gotta have a strong mind I'll be real, though Go take it down.
Speaker 4:I thought you were serious. It's not for girl. You got to have a strong heart. I thought you were going to be serious.
Speaker 2:It's not for the faint of heart you got to have a strong heart.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we fell off the rails. We're going to be happy.
Speaker 4:You got to have a strong heart. You got to have a strong back. You got to have a strong heart.
Speaker 2:No, not necessarily.
Speaker 1:You got to. No, they're back. No, they'll take care of you. She eat more than me, real shit.
Speaker 4:They're going to take care of you. We got a serious question.
Speaker 2:Who do you think can take it better, big girls or little girls?
Speaker 4:Little girls, little girls, take that shit. You think yeah, yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'm just speaking from big girls.
Speaker 2:I'm speaking, speaking from Big girls Big girls can't take no, I'll say it.
Speaker 1:I'll say it Big girls can't take no dick. You don't think they can take it? Nah, they can't.
Speaker 2:Them little girls. They taking that shit All the way to they stomach.
Speaker 4:You seen that From the poke out her belly button. Listen.
Speaker 3:No, I'm gonna tell you why. Big girls.
Speaker 1:A little girl, because you know.
Speaker 3:When you get next to the cooch, the big girls have that extra thigh meat in there. So then when you kind of hit the big girl they bottom, it's kind of shallow. But then with the little tiny little girls and they sitting up here telling you to like go deeper yeah, and then you looking through your phone like where is it? Let me see you searching Deeper 602.
Speaker 2:Hello, can I speak to deeper please?
Speaker 1:See, I need you to come over here. Little girls, you got to do like a wishbone.
Speaker 4:Yeah, get deep in that, motherfucker. You got to let them open.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You got to go deep in them, little bitter ones.
Speaker 4:Toes to the head boy. You got to do it with a big girl. You got to do that with a big girl.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can get in that motherfucker go mid-shaft, you good.
Speaker 2:No, you do still do it with the big girls, though, yeah you can Y'all know we're creating controversy, no go ahead, Let it go.
Speaker 4:And another thing you get everything she can call in and be like I beg to differ. Who A big girl? Yeah, I thought you called somebody's name.
Speaker 1:I said, oh, If everything get wet, if it pops out, you just keep on moving. If everything get wet, if it pops out, you just keep on moving.
Speaker 4:He said what's that? An armpit.
Speaker 1:I think, I missed that one. I think I missed that one. You never been with a big girl, I guess not. That's why you missed that one. Oh man that motherfucker pop out, you keep on moving. See everything wet. We cool moving Everything wet. You get everything wet. It pops out. You might get it back in. You might go another way. You gonna get something, you might drop it in a wrinkle. Keep on going.
Speaker 3:Oh my lord.
Speaker 4:That was a wave pool, joe. What's the biggest girl you built? The biggest, oh my.
Speaker 2:Lord, I dropped it in the wave. It was a wave pool. Joe, what's the biggest girl you built? The biggest?
Speaker 1:The largest, I don't know. I woke up on a bunk bed, damn.
Speaker 4:Was you on the bottom?
Speaker 1:No, I've been dead, bro. That's what I'm saying. I woke up like I was on a bunk bed. I rolled up and I was like, oh shit, that ain't a bunk bed.
Speaker 2:I rolled up and I was like, oh shit, that ain't a bunk bed, I'm dead. He fell out.
Speaker 1:Oh man. I crawled out the window that was my younger days. Bro Crawled right on out the window. Boy, I got to go. Did you call?
Speaker 2:him back. No, you didn't go back for a second.
Speaker 1:No, that motherfucker found me at the park though, damn At the park. Yeah yeah, I drove off that tore all her fingernails off. That motherfucker had a grab hold of my car. I drove off and tore all them fingernails off. I got to go. Don't ever come up to me in public like that I'm dead man, never, ever ever. I can't even make this shit up. Ever, come here.
Speaker 4:I'll come see you. You don't come see me, I'll come see you.
Speaker 1:We alright, though that was a good old day. You get fucked up and shit Go get you about 16 tacos and shit from Jack in the Box.
Speaker 4:She ate 8 of them she ate a hell of a lot.
Speaker 1:I ate about 10. I ate about 10 myself.
Speaker 2:Shit.
Speaker 1:I ate 10 Before I got there.
Speaker 2:They say how many beers Till she look good? She a good, solid 20 I wouldn't have I wouldn't have Pick it like that.
Speaker 1:I mean, you know I was drinking gin then, damn, I wasn't that picky like that. I mean, you know I was drinking gin then, though, damn, I wasn't bought a Bumper Face. That was good. Gin will make you sick. You ever drink Bumper Face.
Speaker 2:No, I never drank Bumper Face.
Speaker 4:Sipping on gin and juice Lay back Boy.
Speaker 1:You remember them days on that Bumper.
Speaker 4:Face you already know Shit.
Speaker 1:That's when I first started drinking.
Speaker 2:She didn't make you sin boy. Yeah, they got a distinct flavor. I don't really like that.
Speaker 1:No, bro, that shit, that Bumpy Face. I didn't drink it straight. And then the thing was with Bumpy Face, you drank that shit boy. Your dick stay hard all goddamn night man Boy. You go in that motherfucker and just act a fool. Act a fool.
Speaker 3:That's what Luna got it from Act a fool boy, oh, don't you drink, no more of that shit come over here.
Speaker 4:I tried to go to sleep.
Speaker 1:I gotta go to work in the morning I used to tell you don't you drink, no more of that shit. Come over here, what else you fuck you up like that goddamn. And we used to drink cisco oh yeah, hey, Cisco boy that shit there was poison.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I heard that called Cisco Liquid Crack.
Speaker 1:That shit was poison and you never know what you get. You drink one bottle goddamn one day and you fucked up and in one bottle you take two of them bitches.
Speaker 4:Never knew. I just kept it simple with the four locos and I was cool, cool.
Speaker 1:Nah damn, nah, nah, nah. I just kept it simple With the four locos and I was cool, cool, nah, Nah, nah, when that motherfucker First came out hey. I'm telling you I'm gonna. Call a suit of fine wines. That shit was cray cray when that shit first came out, you could only drink One of them, that's all it needed.
Speaker 4:I drank a half of one, that's all.
Speaker 2:I think I sipped one once. You drank one of them motherfuckers.
Speaker 4:It was a wrap, I would drink one at the beginning of the night and then, if I got lucky, I took the other half at the end of the night.
Speaker 1:They pulled them motherfuckers, off the shelf and put that new shit on there, and that shit went with the dance. But, that original shit. Yeah the four locals got banned right. The original shit that shit was off the chain. I'm for real, bro. The original shit Fuck you that shit was off the chain, bro. Yeah, I can't do it. I'm for real, bro. The original shit I know. Yeah, that four low-code original shit. I think I was in college when motherfuckers was drinking.
Speaker 2:that I never touched it.
Speaker 1:I would keep a can with me. Man, I'd drink some of everything.
Speaker 4:Never know what might happen tonight.
Speaker 1:You remember when you first got in you guy remember he used to drink their private stock. Hell yeah, dog and you get fucked up, you get fucked up and try to figure that top out.
Speaker 1:You've been that motherfucker for about two hours trying to figure out what the fuck that top meant, because they put puzzles on the bottom of the top, right, and you got to figure them out and see what the fuck they did, what they meant, what they trying to say, right, and you be fucked up drinking that shit and you trying to figure out this top man Fuck this top and next thing you know you have a whole bottle full of a whole drawer full of tops when you sober up, you trying to figure them motherfuckers out.
Speaker 4:Man, there it is, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. It took me forever.
Speaker 1:I mean just, for example, it'll just have like an I and then have like a letter and then have another I. Oh, it'll be all cryptic and shit. Damn. So you had to sit there and figure that shit out, right, you'd be fucked.
Speaker 2:That'd keep you off the streets. Man, I'm a shit. No, it didn't. It didn't keep you off the streets, hell.
Speaker 4:no, it just kept us all in the barracks looking at them motherfucking tops, drunk as fuck.
Speaker 1:Exactly. They didn't keep us nobody off the goddamn street, not where we was at. And then, like it was fucked up, because you was on base right, you could get a half a gallon of liquor for $6. Yeah, and the motherfucking 12-pack of beer was like $3. Yeah, or whatever the fuck it was. Man, we just man we stayed fucked up.
Speaker 4:Those good prices Stay fucked up on the weekend.
Speaker 1:Locked up.
Speaker 4:Hey, hey, we need somebody to go down to the mess hall. We need somebody to go down to the warehouse. Yeah, I can't drive.
Speaker 1:We get fucked up. And we get so fucked up we put them goddamn coveralls on and walk to the child hall at midnight and pretend we working, because it's for the people that work at night.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah because they didn't have food.
Speaker 4:That was a good thing, though, man See.
Speaker 1:And then you be fucked up, right, but they'll make Whatever you want. I want some motherfucker, I want goddamn.
Speaker 4:I want a cheese Arlo with grits on it.
Speaker 1:They be like Alright, that sound good, that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'll tell you, man, that's where I was at, though they hook you up, dog, I did not skip Midrash for nothing.
Speaker 1:I'd wake up. I mean, I work days, nigga. I'd get up At motherfucking midnight 11.30. Put my uniform on, go right down to the child man.
Speaker 3:And grub.
Speaker 1:Shit. Get ham and cheese, pancakes, every goddamn thing, and then they would. If you wanted a hamburger, them motherfuckers, make a hamburger for you that shit was crazy. And then you had the choice of juice or milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk all that shit strawberry milk. Man, I'm telling you, midrash was as that I remember the quick, the quick strawberry milk.
Speaker 3:That's all I remember that's what they had.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the quick strawberry milk. I kept it in my room. That's what they had at the chow hall.
Speaker 4:All the sugar come up there and be like two scoops.
Speaker 3:I remember drinking that as a kid. I don't think I could drink it now. I don't think I'll I don.
Speaker 4:I just stopped drinking that shit maybe 10 years ago, when I started doing all my little Daniel Fads and stuff, yeah, yeah, that's when I stopped drinking. I had to stop buying it because, you know, because it got all the sugar in it yeah. That was it. But yeah, man, I used to fuck that shit up.
Speaker 2:Man that doing fucking the powder, I tell you.
Speaker 3:And then Mix it with the powder and then, once you put, it with the spoon in there.
Speaker 1:Take them to your room.
Speaker 2:Take it to the head.
Speaker 1:I used to savor it.
Speaker 2:I used to mix it and I'd just drink it with the spoon.
Speaker 4:So I wouldn't even drink it up, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:I was one of them kids who put sugar on every bit of cereal. So I put sugar like frosted flakes. Wow.
Speaker 1:Yes, I know you was bouncing off the wall we didn't have nasty quick, we just had that old school cocoa powder that was a cocoa powder.
Speaker 2:I know what you're talking about. Yeah, my mom had that team no, that's.
Speaker 1:That's like eight years yeah and then it never, went bad.
Speaker 3:No, it makes't make it so bad.
Speaker 1:If you wanted the shit to mix with the milk, you had to heat it up.
Speaker 4:That shit wouldn't even mix, right it'd be all cloudy and clumpy, put you some sugar in that shit, you just sitting there just trying to stir it trying to get the clumps off, you just want some chocolate milk.
Speaker 1:You gotta let that shit chill. But you know how, like we were kids and my mom, she wouldn't take us nowhere, because we were kids and we'd go to the store with her and shit and she'd be, going grocery shopping, right? So when she ain't looking, we'd just start throwing shit in the basket. All the shit you want, goddamn cookie crisp, all kinds of shit, right.
Speaker 3:Cookie crisp is good. We'd get to the cash register.
Speaker 1:Cookie crisp. Yeah, they start bringing that shit up when they get to the bottom of that. It'll be all kinds of shit and you say what the? That's why nobody can take y'all nowhere out there and where she let you keep it though sometimes. Yeah, but see, if you let you keep it, you had to eat it before you get home because too many of us, oh damn.
Speaker 2:Damn so you couldn't even savor it she let you Wait, hold on. You had to eat it before you got home. Man, my mama would have whooped my ass Like hold on, you better save some of that.
Speaker 1:No, you get the man, but they had good shit back in the day. They had them pack of three donuts. Remember them donuts that.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:It was in a pack of three, bro. Them motherfuckers was good. Too much sugar.
Speaker 2:They just don't have that shit no more. See, that's why black folks have heart issues now.
Speaker 1:And the moon pies was big as your motherfucking head back in them days, them motherfuckers about Now they all look like. They look like cupcakes and shit they down you couldn't, you, couldn't man listen. You literally had to share a goddamn double thing, like one of them double ones.
Speaker 4:Double stuff, double stuff, moon pie, you had to share that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:That bitch would suck up all your saliva out your mouth. You couldn't spit for like five, ten minutes Eat, one of them. Motherfuckers by yourself.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 1:And remember the stage planks, them damn graham crackers, them big old motherfuckers like this shout out to Sterling.
Speaker 3:I just want to say that stage planks uh, oh what he saying, we call them stage planks shout out to Sterling graham crackers with the little frosting on top of them.
Speaker 4:Well, he said no yep, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 10l.
Speaker 2:Shout out Sterling.
Speaker 3:Hey, that's what boxing class gets you Quick question. That's what I'm talking about. Alright, everybody, somebody said quick question.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I got a question real quick. This is the question for the week. Yeah, this is gonna be the question. We ain't got. We got some coins. You don't have no coin.
Speaker 1:We got Bitcoin.
Speaker 4:Come on, this is it. I just want to get your, your take on this. I had a friend right Okay, they been with their girl For like five years. The girl said he was always at work and she messed around and slept with a co-worker. Now she came back, they just had a kid together too, came back and said that I had to. She said I slept with him because I was lonely and you don't give me any attention when you are at home. So I was just wondering would you forgive or would you forget? Forgive or would you like, yeah, forgive her for sleeping with a co-worker or leave her?
Speaker 3:how many years has? It been five years and they got a kid ain't no time I'm leaving her and that goddamn kid is the kid mine, yeah, the kid you're, oh yeah, I'm really so she slept with him.
Speaker 2:So she slept with him because that was her reason. Because he was always working he's never there.
Speaker 4:He's never there.
Speaker 1:But he's working though.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what I say.
Speaker 1:So she just cheated on him.
Speaker 4:Would you trust her? Would you trust her to give her another chance? You ain't going to trust that bitch Hell. No, I ain't trust her. I ain't trust her, I'm just asking. No, you ain't.
Speaker 2:He ain't either. No, he ain't either.
Speaker 1:Hey, five years bro, but no, Did he stay.
Speaker 2:I know it's long, but it ain't If it was 20 years that's different Five years. Yeah, covid was five years ago, right.
Speaker 1:Like 20 years, I can see, because you know you'd be like, hey, you know what 20 years we've been together. 20 years I get it. Whatever the fuck you got to be like a real nigga. Go and get your dick come out Period.
Speaker 4:That's what I was thinking too.
Speaker 1:I was like man Five years married.
Speaker 4:Let's just say y'all was married. It's been like 10, 15 or even 20 years, because you can be like, okay, yeah, you can forgive her then Because.
Speaker 1:But five years though, see, I don't think She'll be able to distinguish the difference between Lust and love. Yeah, ah, that's just my opinion, because women, if she slept with a motherfucker, if he put it on her, she probably be like I don't know if I love him. I don't know.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:They can't distinguish the difference. You're a man, you know it's lust right in the beginning. It's lust and it's all there ever gonna be. It's lust.
Speaker 4:You can fuck this motherfucker for see, it takes two. You can fuck this motherfucker 15 years.
Speaker 2:It takes two, though, so I be thinking motherfuckers both fucking lust. Five years, yeah, what do?
Speaker 4:you mean it takes two. I mean it takes two to change. I ain't going to blame a man. A man he can fuck, that's. He knew she was married Huh.
Speaker 2:Did he know she was married? The dude she. We don't give a fuck about him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know. I don't know a fuck about him?
Speaker 1:I don't know about that dude.
Speaker 4:A dude gonna do what the girl let him do yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, he gonna do what he gonna do. He ain't gonna go no further than she let him.
Speaker 4:Hey, I ain't blame him, I blame her ass. Yeah, nah, but five years she done. All he did was ass.
Speaker 1:And five years, apparently, is not enough for her to be faithful.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what I said.
Speaker 1:But you know, but the thing is, the typical thing that always got to be victims.
Speaker 2:Women.
Speaker 4:Females.
Speaker 1:Why is that?
Speaker 4:Why does a?
Speaker 1:female feel like they're the victim. See, I'm a victim now because you didn't pay me no attention, because men cheat on them all the time.
Speaker 2:Because you was working hard.
Speaker 4:See, men cheat on them all the time. So let's okay, let's flip the road, okay, no, Say I'm a stay at home dad. My wife is out there working, she pays all the bills and she come home every night. She come home every three weeks. Now I'm up here.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna stay at home dad, I don't have a job I don't have a job, you just stay at home.
Speaker 4:She is supporting everything that I'm doing. I'm doing the laundry, I'm doing the dishes, I'm cooking dinner, I'm grilling, I'm making sure she's all taken care of. What kind kind of car I got? What kind of car you want? She making the money, nigga. What kind of car you want? It ain't no Lambo, I tell you that. And she knocking niggas out in the street too.
Speaker 2:Let's not forget about that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all I got to say is one thing you got a Dodge Challenger, you got a Dodge.
Speaker 4:Challenger. Listen she make it. You got a Dodge Challenger. You got a scat cat FNXXcom.
Speaker 2:Scat cat, scat cat. Hey, if she make it $250,000 a year, take it from me Right, listen hey you cheat on her.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to cheat you cheat on her no no, no, I ain't gonna cheat though you cheat on her.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying.
Speaker 2:Does she have every right To leave me Right? Does she have?
Speaker 1:every right To leave you or should she keep you oh she gonna leave.
Speaker 4:Exactly Nigga. It's a wild. That's what I was just saying. I said flip the script.
Speaker 1:We flipping the script.
Speaker 2:Especially only five years in. Yeah.
Speaker 1:But I'm a man, though, and I'm at home, but I'm a man though.
Speaker 4:I at home.
Speaker 2:That sounds like an excuse to me you sound like a victim.
Speaker 4:She only come home every three weeks. Real shit, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:I ain't cheating on her bitch why you a victim now?
Speaker 4:I'm not cheating on her, though.
Speaker 1:I know I ain't cheating.
Speaker 4:I ain't like man, you be stupid to cheat.
Speaker 1:May I give you some cold cream. I'll be good as a mother.
Speaker 2:Wait, is she making A million dollars a year? Taking care of me, I got a big ass mansion.
Speaker 1:Man she ain't got me a million bro, it could be 150,000 All.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna say is hey, 150,000 Can't support my needs. Even, even, even Kim.
Speaker 3:K. We always say he was the bougie one.
Speaker 2:Listen, I'm bougie, if I'm gonna stay at home, you need to start wearing Jocker drawers Start wearing that old Silk shit he's wearing polo, look Polo.
Speaker 1:Even Kim K he's a fan Carl.
Speaker 2:Canine, anybody can get it. Anybody can get it. Who say that? I say that Shit, even Cardi B Getting cheated on Hell, yeah, anybody get it.
Speaker 1:Anybody, it don't matter, no, I'm just saying when any person cheats, it's always because they're lacking something. Right, you know what I'm saying. But the thing about it is they're lacking something somewhere in the relationship.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's lacking something, so you were lacking because you were lacking the attention. She don't see you once every three weeks. She see you for a week and then she gone again. No.
Speaker 1:I know it feel good for a motherfucker, but see, I know, see you be feeling good the you be feeling good when a motherfucker Be coming up to you and say man, you looking good, you handsome, everybody Look at you. You a single dad, that shit that shit make you feel good.
Speaker 2:You got the kids and shit, technically single, but you know she's never home.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, she only come home the last. She come home every last.
Speaker 1:What you call it. She come home every first Friday.
Speaker 4:She be at home every first Friday.
Speaker 1:She be at home every first Friday. But I know I'm the type of motherfucker like hey, you're going to have to start putting it down.
Speaker 2:We're going to need a double Stand in You're going to buy a robot Need a fluffer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I done watched all the porn I can watch.
Speaker 4:I'm going to buy a robot that looks just like you. Put your face on the robot.
Speaker 1:I got porn coming out of my ears right now. Gotta go to Xvideos.
Speaker 2:I need a real thing, wxskin, I gave you the website I heard it, that's the best website out there no viruses nothing.
Speaker 1:I'm good with Xvideos, don't charge you Now that motherfucker ain't got no viruses or nothing, bro he is. Xvideos All right, I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 3:What's your website, joe xnxxcom, xnxxcom. Well, here y'all go For you porn lovers I love porn.
Speaker 4:Let me go look it up right now.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker got the chain right there, bro.
Speaker 2:Listen, you go to Texas. You can't watch none of that shit. No, you can't Watch.
Speaker 4:Go to Texas right now. Try to watch that shit.
Speaker 2:Go to Texas right now. Pull it up.
Speaker 3:You can't do it Because you have an inferior fucking network Okay.
Speaker 2:Your network is inferior.
Speaker 3:You can't gamble.
Speaker 2:You can't watch porn. Your network is inferior. I know from secondhand experience.
Speaker 1:Your network is inferior From secondhand experience.
Speaker 2:Secondhand experience.
Speaker 1:I know because I'm going to be driving through Texas and I'm going to put it to the test, Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, I want you to call me too. I am going to call you.
Speaker 1:I'm going to call you and tell you you did wrong Shroud you weren't lying. All you fucking perverts in Texas. Come on, bro, we got a friend that lives out there in Texas. And they all perverts.
Speaker 2:We got a friend that lives out in Texas. Go ahead and text him right now.
Speaker 1:They perverts you should call him Get him on air.
Speaker 3:You know somebody in Texas.
Speaker 2:Oh no, you can get it, but you have to. I know Like you have to jump through a lot of hoops, like you have to register and all this type of stuff, okay, and all this type of stuff you can't just.
Speaker 1:You have to register, as what A porn offender.
Speaker 2:No, you have to.
Speaker 4:A porn watcher.
Speaker 3:Hey, that's what it. When he said you got to register, I'm like I suppose you have to put your name in this data.
Speaker 1:but yeah, it ain't gonna make any sense.
Speaker 4:So what are they gonna do?
Speaker 1:Like oh, this guy watches porn.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so is watching porn illegal.
Speaker 2:It's not illegal. Hold up what you got there, that's a bad website.
Speaker 1:That's a bad website I like this website and he can watch any video I see all my Asians, and they play too. Everything play. I like it because they don't I like the Asian women. They have a bush. Oh yeah, y'all Americans are fucking up.
Speaker 3:We're cutting all the bush off.
Speaker 4:Oh my Lord, she Okay KK.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Why you scream black and his blue, different cycle, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:He doing X videos.
Speaker 3:Which one you on? We don't fuck with X videos. Oh, we don't fuck with X videos. Why don't y'all just go to Pornhub.
Speaker 4:Why not? Cause they got viruses. They got viruses, bro, this motherfucker's virus, man Pornhub was out since, like back since Napster and shit. Yeah, it's old as hell.
Speaker 2:That's good to know, thank you.
Speaker 3:Thank you for letting me know what's that pineapple one they had back in the day.
Speaker 4:Oh man, I forget when the fuck it was, but yeah, I got that one From Howard Stern too. I know what you're talking about?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that motherfucker there. Yeah, that one's fucked up too, but that one there. These people, these aren't real Clean as whistle, what's that?
Speaker 3:I think this is AI what, like some of these TikTok people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it could be possible. Ai is creating everything.
Speaker 4:What are we going to?
Speaker 1:talk about.
Speaker 2:The new ChatGPT update.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh, ChatGPT 5?. Is that what it is, ChatGPT 5? Yeah, I remember vaguely. I think, she's ChatGPT 5.
Speaker 2:Yeah, introducing ChatGPT 5.
Speaker 1:Now has our smartest fastest, most useful model yet Thinking built in so you can get the best answer every time. Just remember that one. That one's a good one.
Speaker 4:Chat GPT-5. Hold on, I'm about to die.
Speaker 2:Hey, Chat GPT, are you self-aware?
Speaker 1:Why you a chat? Gp is a dude.
Speaker 4:I know, man, why don't you put a girl in there?
Speaker 1:Why not? Why you just talking to yourself or something?
Speaker 2:I don't want to I ain't going to say it, we're going to get killed. I don't want to say it, I don't have it though. So I can download chat GBT. Yes, you just don't get the premium version.
Speaker 1:I'm going to download this bitch.
Speaker 3:How much do you have to pay?
Speaker 2:for it.
Speaker 1:It depends on the level. Is it rich nigga? I don't know.
Speaker 4:I got the free version you pay for it when you get the free version. You can only ask it like five, six questions a day. Business reasons.
Speaker 2:Save me a lot of time, saved me a lot of time. So, yes, it's like. The version I paid for is like $20 a month. But they have like up to listen, they got up to like $300 or $400 a month. What does that do?
Speaker 3:It's better for $300 a month.
Speaker 2:Send a bitch to your house.
Speaker 3:she sucks your dick Pretty much it better do all of that. Do they send?
Speaker 2:her, I hope so. I ain't paying for it though. Oh God damn, she's ChatGPT. I think so. That's ChatGPT.
Speaker 3:I'm doing research. Hey, Sterling, thank you. Shout out to Sterling. Back to the lab, oh my goodness Anyway about these movies. Oh no, go ahead.
Speaker 1:So how long do you think, before you have a virtual wife?
Speaker 3:No, they got them.
Speaker 1:And you can just get into the what's that? The heads-up display thing.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, what happened with the metaverse?
Speaker 3:The metaverse 89,000?. Oh yeah, people lost money with that. Yeah, they done with it.
Speaker 1:They done with the metaverse and that lady got raped in the middle of the verse and that lady got raped in the middle of the verse, as soon as they opened it up, and she didn't want to hit the power button, just hit the power button hey check out the earlier episode.
Speaker 3:Hey, we've done so many episodes. I don't remember them anymore, but all she had to do was hit the power button.
Speaker 1:Oh they're raping me Zoom. Come on, Karen. She probably wanted it, though.
Speaker 4:I can't believe they're doing this. Let me watch, let me check it out.
Speaker 2:It's wild that someone would have a rape fantasy, though they really do like that shit.
Speaker 1:The little bell's going on BBC, BBC, BBC.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing that. That's bad.
Speaker 2:That is nuts. Yeah, y'all check out that's a softball team.
Speaker 3:So no for three, three, four hundred Two hundred man. They better do my laundry Little cooking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this house better be Fully automated. They better do. They better do something.
Speaker 3:Go down to Camel Get one of them Four hundred Dog. Do you want to Sit up here and give that much Clean your house? This?
Speaker 1:house better be fully automated. It better do it. Better do something. Go down to Camel, get one of them for 400.
Speaker 3:Dog, do you want to sit up here and give that much Clean your house and everything that much power? Nah, that's too much. You know they already sitting up here saying when they try to disable it, I guess it has some type of mechanism to where it won't let you Like. They know how to lie now. Shit the AI, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's why you can't mess with these damn Tesla robots that are coming out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you getting a Tesla robot. Joe, hey, joe. Well, steve, remember Steve. I did see one of them, steve going to get the sex robot.
Speaker 1:Hey, but you know, 89,000. No, QT has the floor cleaning robots. Hey, I just saw one today. I just saw one. Oh, the floor cleaning one. Hey, I just saw one today.
Speaker 2:I was going to take it and bring it home. They had the floor cleaning.
Speaker 3:Hey, I should go to that QT.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know what I saw the other day?
Speaker 3:Let me just use it real quick, like 10 minutes, I'll be right back.
Speaker 2:What I just saw. The other day. I was driving down the 202 and I looked over and there was a drone cleaning windows. Y'all seen that? Yet, damn, it had a hose hooked up to it like in Tempe.
Speaker 3:I don't believe that I swear, cause you would have pulled your phone out and recorded that shit, that ain't stop you before.
Speaker 2:I'm driving. Listen. I looked over. I saw a drone cleaning windows with a hose hooked up to it. So must be someone up, you know, flying it. It was just spraying the windows.
Speaker 3:I'm like damn. Why did I think about?
Speaker 2:that you got a drone, yet I be rich nah, I got one.
Speaker 1:You don't own a drone.
Speaker 2:I got one he owns a drone and you don't own a drone. I got one, you own the drone and you don't have one.
Speaker 3:I don't got one. I know Big Ray. Big Ray is the drone guy. Big Ray, love them drones. Joe, what do you?
Speaker 2:do.
Speaker 1:My house is too close I live too close to the power room I had a bunch of them. I ordered them by mistake off Amazon.
Speaker 2:I ended up with like five of them.
Speaker 1:Taimu, you can get off Amazon, you know, with like five of them they spying on you when you go to school. One of them got away from me and went through the neighborhood. I don't know where it went. All I know that motherfucker started going up right and then it lost the signal or something I don't know, and it kept going up and up and then it started going through the neighborhood and it wouldn't come home. Where the fuck did that land? Somebody yours? This beat is hard.
Speaker 2:I live too close to power lines. This one was Sterling. I thought they were both Sterling right.
Speaker 3:No, leon. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Wait, which one did the? I can't remember, no more. Now Sterling to tell me hey, shout out to Sterling, shout out to Sterling. He know why Sterling shout out to sterling. You know why sterling got your algorithms all man, I don't even have tick tock and tick tock, just keep tick tocking all these. You prevail goods and services, man that is chat gpt man, there is no way that ain't chat. I mean AR.
Speaker 2:They say TikTok, actually paying the most money.
Speaker 3:For content. If you're doing content, we about to get a TikTok but Joe going to cancel.
Speaker 1:Nah, I won't cancel.
Speaker 3:Joe going to get his cancel? I won't, but you got to be yourself, joe, don't get on there, and something like that. My name is Joe. I love to cook. Be yourself, joe, don't get on there and start with that.
Speaker 2:My name is Joe Joseph. My name is Joseph, are you just Joe?
Speaker 3:Are you Joseph?
Speaker 1:All it needs is a little liquor. I'm about to quit my main job. They don't let you drink them.
Speaker 3:Hey, hey, we all quit and we get a million dollar deal, pay us.
Speaker 1:Somebody go and pay us so I can quit my job.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah my back, hurt my feet hurt.
Speaker 1:I don't want to work. No more 250.
Speaker 3:We're going to sit up here 250.
Speaker 2:Wait, my math is off. Yes, it is. No. Wait, joe, you don't get nothing, that's right. $2.50.
Speaker 3:Hey, Joe said he don't want nothing. My math is on. Hey, we're just going to put two cases of beer in the garage.
Speaker 1:We're going to give you some yang I make money.
Speaker 3:Money don't make me.
Speaker 2:That's right. Hey, that's right. Freaky or Friday.
Speaker 3:What's that? Freaky or Friday is out. I heard about it. Y'all remember Freaky Friday yeah.
Speaker 1:I'd never watch it.
Speaker 3:I love Jamie Lee Curtis, yeah, I love her.
Speaker 1:Remember her from Trading Places, but wasn't she the original? What Wasn't she? I thought she was. Was it Halloween One of those?
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's she the original? What was she? I thought she was. Was it halloween or one of those?
Speaker 3:yeah, she's the original screen yeah, uh, it's a movie called sketch. Don't know what that's about. We don't fact check. Uh, my mother's wedding, what else? Well, we talked about 28 Days Later, bad Guys 2. That came out last week. Well, sketch, freakier Friday. And then, if y'all remember Ruth, or Ruthie from Ozark yeah, she is something she's in a movie called Weapons Weapons. It's a scary movie. I want to see that. I heard it is scary as ish. Now, they could be getting you just to come to the movie, but I did go see Together. Y'all know I do this for the podcast. Now, it's different, but different is good, because sometimes you go to these movies and it's pretty much the same.
Speaker 2:But I still watch it anyway. I don't care Like a horror comedy.
Speaker 3:Together, yeah, together was good. I don't know how comedic it was, but it was. I mean it did have some funny parts, but it's very different. And I ain't going to say very different, but it's different. But I think it's very good. So go watch together. That's the little concept of it. It's kind of.
Speaker 2:Y'all ever notice no real blockbusters drop during the fall.
Speaker 3:I know they all do them all during the summer.
Speaker 2:Summer, yeah, and like Thanksgiving, football season yeah, no know, they all do them all during the summer, summer, yeah, and like.
Speaker 3:Thanksgiving Football season. Yeah, no, they do it because remember, because the people are out, I mean the people are in.
Speaker 1:It's been that way, like the summer movies and all that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because everybody are out. And then they do it with Thanksgiving or Christmas, so not only that you know the series.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's right, the TV series.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, so then they kind of so they take that summer break.
Speaker 1:All the movies come out and then the series will start back in the fall. That makes sense.
Speaker 3:And now you can see some of your old movie stars on television. Now, that's right.
Speaker 1:Before you see them in commercials and you know it.
Speaker 3:I just thought about that. I want to see that movie.
Speaker 1:You never seen Fall Guy, Not the movie. It was pretty good. Oh yeah, that was good.
Speaker 3:I want to see it because obviously I used to watch the TV show. I know.
Speaker 1:Man, that was my show right there. Yeah, colt Seavers, and what's her name? Right?
Speaker 3:there, yeah, colt Seavers. And what's her name? What was it?
Speaker 1:Oh, the girl Heather Heather Locklear, Heather Locklear right, heather Locklear.
Speaker 3:Remember we talked about this Heather Locklear and Heather Thomas Heather Thomas, that's who it was, so I think Heather Locklear was on Dukes of Hazzard right, no, no. Heather Locklear was on TJ Hooker.
Speaker 1:She was on TJ Hooker, yeah. And Heather Thomas was on the Fall Guy Catherine Bach with Daisy.
Speaker 3:Duke. Yeah, catherine Bach, with Daisy Duke and Linda Carter, was Wonder Woman. The battle when the white women at. Don't forget Jeannie. Oh, I dream of Jeannie. Okay, well, we would replay the intro or the outro, but we're out of here already All right people Holla Peace.