HBO.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I'm glad we got the rights to our beat. We ain't gotta worry about you, yeah. Yeah, we ain't playing nobody else music, we just playing ours.
Speaker 4:No see, hey, I think the intro. I think that's Leon, I think the outro Sterling it's.
Speaker 5:Sterling, I think it might be mixed or it might be the other way.
Speaker 4:Yeah, okay, the intro is Sterling, yeah, and the outro is Leon. Okay, there we go, we got it Shout out to both of the cats. Anyway, that is our music, forever Welcome to Nobody's Talking Podcast. Well, there we go, right there.
Speaker 2:Welcome.
Speaker 4:This is yours truly. I'm Bosco.
Speaker 5:Sitting to my left. This is the one they call Christian and I just cleared out my search history. Sitting to my left.
Speaker 6:Hey, the one and only Rodeo, oh shit.
Speaker 5:Take two.
Speaker 1:Were you rolling your eyes, I think I just saw you, Rodeo Joe hey about 10 people done.
Speaker 4:Told me, like man Joe is our favorite.
Speaker 6:Hey Joe is hilarious and his glasses are dirty. It's the one and only.
Speaker 1:Superman is in the building.
Speaker 4:Hey, he got a real Superman shirt on too. That's a nice one right there. I like that one.
Speaker 6:That's the one Darkseid ripped off. That one, he's a real.
Speaker 4:Superman. I fucked him up when he off that month. You the real Superman.
Speaker 6:I fucked him up when he wore that one.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, Superman don't even look like that.
Speaker 3:No, he don't.
Speaker 4:All that's CGI. Okay, first off I'd like to say anything we say on this podcast is alleged, allegedly Alleged. We don't fact check Allegedly, we just say what we hear, what's from the heart what we hear and our opinion. Joe speaks from the heart. That's right. I speak from the heart, joe's segment.
Speaker 3:We're going to have a Joe's segment called Joe's segment. We're going to have a Joe's segment called.
Speaker 4:Cancel Culture.
Speaker 6:I can get you canceled. I'm talking about getting over here to fucking traffic.
Speaker 4:Oh, no, no man.
Speaker 6:And this fucking idiot.
Speaker 4:Oh, they had a handicap.
Speaker 6:No, they ain't a handicap. Allegedly he sings his mother. He's like no, but you know how, you know how you know traffic ain't moving as it is. This motherfucker see a good looking girl, right. Oh and she throw her hands up in here and they start letting them in and shit, motherfucker, oh yeah, hell to the no Sucker.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Hell to the no.
Speaker 6:Sucker, suckers, sucker duck.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you'll never see this motherfucker again, unless you follow her home, allegedly.
Speaker 2:He said allegedly Unless you get her license plate number and look her up, allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 6:See now you just acting like Silky.
Speaker 5:Listen.
Speaker 6:allegedly Joe, allegedly you, allegedly acting like Silky right now oh well, look, I need to shout out to Silky.
Speaker 2:shout out to Silky, you ain't here god damn it.
Speaker 6:We gotta punish somebody.
Speaker 5:I need to reclaim this ain't, no, ain't gonna be no pause moments coming out of me though, silky and that used to be your seat.
Speaker 1:Huh, it did, it did yeah.
Speaker 6:Silky ain't here, we'll give no we won't give them a pass, but the fucking the shit. The shit ticked me off. And every time a girl come up, they let the motherfucker in and then, and then the motherfucker the light. You know, we at the intersection. You know how long those fucking at the freeway right you know how long those fucking lights are right. This motherfucker creeps all the way to the light and then stops on the yellow.
Speaker 2:Oh, man, you was just ready to go. Man, see, you know what you have to channel. You have to channel your inner.
Speaker 6:I know I couldn't get to my. You couldn't get to your channel, channel your inner woosah bro. I couldn't get to my song in time. I have a song to get me through that, which is in song my gym song Fuck you and the horse you rode in on there you go, that's what you needed.
Speaker 5:That is, that's what you needed to hear there it is alright, listen, we can't play it, no, we can't play it.
Speaker 1:We're not playing anything. You can look it up. We're not playing anything. Everybody got phones go ahead.
Speaker 2:We're not saying nothing, what you call it.
Speaker 4:N-U-F-F-I-N.
Speaker 2:Nothing, not a. Thing.
Speaker 4:Nothing, search it, not a thing. Allegedly, you see the girl. That what's?
Speaker 2:the other one.
Speaker 4:The one that's with that was with Usher. She was not married and she's suing Because she was.
Speaker 3:For defamation of character.
Speaker 4:I think that's what I heard. Allegedly she's suing Shannon Shark. Listen, what kind of? I guess they just see this dude. Do they think he a sucker? Who Shannon Shark? I'm like dude. Allegedly he said Do they think?
Speaker 6:he a sucker. Who Shannon Sharp? I'm like dude he is. Allegedly he said why you got to pay a woman.
Speaker 4:He gave the one woman what?
Speaker 6:But when I heard the story, you know what I thought about. What Harlem Nights you going to talk right there? I'm an honest ho.
Speaker 3:All my hoes is honest. That's what I thought about.
Speaker 6:I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:Man yeah, no listen, that's what.
Speaker 6:Because we come up short.
Speaker 5:Did not catch a break right now.
Speaker 4:No, that's what I'm saying. You can hear that, mm-hmm? Oh yeah, joe's with you now. Yeah, he thought he put it on silent Made an appearance.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I yeah, joe's. What's your name? He thought they were putting it on silent. Made an appearance. Yeah, I took the ring off. He's still calling Jesus fucking Christ.
Speaker 4:Hey, I think you know what Joe be sitting up here by A. Call me.
Speaker 5:We do the podcast at this time you think, hit me up Just to make it Hit me up, scott, yeah, just to make it more whatever, that's part of Joe's cancel culture segment. Oh, she allegedly ain't even. Oh, okay.
Speaker 4:Is that the Usher girl? Allegedly yes, what? She's not even what.
Speaker 5:Oh, yeah Just.
Speaker 6:Oh, you can say it, that's your opinion.
Speaker 5:I'm not about to be sued for defamation. I don't have 20 million dollars allegedly you can say those opinions of yours they are opinions of mine, they will they will stick with me
Speaker 4:okay where they try to twist it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, ain't no allegedly shea shading is going on around here yeah that do you know?
Speaker 4:hey, I do agree with him when he said that he, uh, he can't catch a break. I'm like dude, you get sued by the one girl, yeah that's two this year, not this girl.
Speaker 6:And then everybody thinks you're gay.
Speaker 5:They think he's gay. Allegedly, Allegedly.
Speaker 6:I mean whatever that is, I don't care about that he got the stylist the one stylist dude used to take the games with him and stuff.
Speaker 3:Mm-mm.
Speaker 6:Look up his stylist then.
Speaker 4:All right, joe about to get his beat up by the Incredible Hulk.
Speaker 6:Hey, hey, ain't nobody telling him to walk around with that motherfucker.
Speaker 4:Allegedly.
Speaker 6:But he had. But you think about it, shannon was wearing some weird shit for a minute when he first hired the guy.
Speaker 4:I kind of like the jacket.
Speaker 5:Wait, let me see the jacket that the stylist is wearing.
Speaker 4:He got his shoes off.
Speaker 5:That's what I thought. No, he doesn't. He doesn't.
Speaker 4:Oh well, he's got on some tabby boots. Y'all know what tabby boots are, don't you? He doesn't? Oh well, he's got on some. What do you? Got on some Tabby boots. Y'all know what tabby boots are, don't you? No, I do not. The ninja Remember the boots that the ninjas wear.
Speaker 6:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think they're called tabby boots.
Speaker 5:They look suede of some sort I used to want to be a ninja.
Speaker 6:I think we all wear tabby boots. No, but that's what the ninjas wear.
Speaker 4:They was putting this shit out there.
Speaker 5:I think they call it tabby boots. This dude, this the stylist. That's the stylist. Yeah, I don't like the jacket.
Speaker 4:Let me see.
Speaker 6:You keep on liking the jacket. No, no, he fly yeah.
Speaker 4:No, they talk about the one outfit that he had on, though what was? The outfit Remember the green when he was getting in the the green tight pant. I do, I ain't gonna lie, I don't pay that much. I've only seen one outfit when everybody started and he had the little shoulder. Uh, he had a shoulder out. No, the shoulder. Uh, what's the shoulder satchel, the shoulder bag? Oh, the man purse, yeah, that, now, that was fly though.
Speaker 6:Now you're going to offend heterosexual men.
Speaker 4:No, that bag, Allegedly no. That shoulder bag was tight.
Speaker 5:Now this is clean, that's clean.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, he dresses nice, joe, listen what you got to say, joe, what you got to say. Hey, listen, we coming to. Joe, look up another outfit we want to. I'm telling you. I think the outfit he talking about is when he had on that green outfit.
Speaker 6:We ain't talking about what he's wearing, we talking about when he went places. He took the guy everywhere with him.
Speaker 4:Where did he take him?
Speaker 6:To the basketball games and everything that's a starless though.
Speaker 2:Get perks, being the best free Fuck that.
Speaker 3:You ain't going to do that.
Speaker 4:No, I don't see nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2:First of all, Maybe they was hunting Big game hunters. See, they travel in twos and packs.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I learned a lot I know somebody's.
Speaker 4:Uh, you learned what? Oh from from.
Speaker 6:Uh, okay, superman is in the building you just go stand by the bathroom, gotta go pee. I don't give a fuck how cute she is, hey.
Speaker 1:Give her another drink. She gotta go, she come, you just pick them off.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you stand by the bathroom and the food, where the food's at.
Speaker 4:You sit up here, you be like.
Speaker 6:Hey, listen, I don't do that. I go right to the table Cause I go to the purse. Watch it, I'm at it.
Speaker 4:Like what you, what you doing, what you doing.
Speaker 3:Watching purses. I'll be right back why you watching the purses.
Speaker 2:Want a drink? Let me sit down here and watch the purses with you. Want a drink. You look like you need some company.
Speaker 3:Hmm.
Speaker 6:You want a drink? Purse watcher.
Speaker 4:That's funny what you got. Another outfit.
Speaker 5:No, I got updated on some tea.
Speaker 4:Oh hell. You want to talk about it.
Speaker 5:Allegedly this nigga, mr Sharp.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, see them, the ninja boots right there, Let me see. Yeah, see the. Remember. I asked the dude, did he have on?
Speaker 5:some tabby boots, oh yeah, yeah, they're called tabby Tabby, ain't they?
Speaker 4:called yeah tabby. Did he have on some tabby boots? Oh yeah, yeah, they're called tabby Tabby, ain't they called yeah, tabby, chica, chica Tabby.
Speaker 6:You know, ain't a big man like myself couldn't pull that off.
Speaker 4:Hey, listen, I used to want to be a ninja. Hey, you'll be surprised I couldn't pull my hair bro. No, I mean you tell them don't touch your hair though. Yeah, don't. I don't mean extreme like that, I'm just saying I put you in one of them nice, like Sterling Sharp or Shannon Sharp suits.
Speaker 5:Man. Why are they coming for this dude right now though?
Speaker 6:But, like I said, shout out to the people at KO.
Speaker 4:I thought I was about to say KFC no.
Speaker 5:I thought he was going to say Kofs, it's too hungry. It's too hungry.
Speaker 3:That man went straight to KFC. He heard KO KFC.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought you were about to say KFC.
Speaker 6:I'm like what? Oh, here it is, no, but here it is.
Speaker 5:Here it is. Here it is. Here it is that one this the one right here yeah that's the one look at the look at the video go ahead, joe oh shit, nigga
Speaker 6:he could have just fell out the car or something. Just fall out, like I used to do when the cops stopped me. All right, no.
Speaker 4:So what about the KO?
Speaker 6:No, but that shit works and I realize that I can't fight.
Speaker 4:You still think how you doing this. Well, we two right.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:See, here's the thing.
Speaker 2:I realize I can't fight.
Speaker 4:You're letting the people in on your journey.
Speaker 2:All my life I had to fight what we doing. When we tell people this is kind of like a unscripted reality
Speaker 5:show. No, it's not even kind of unscripted, it's hella unscripted.
Speaker 6:Hey look, this is the first time that I took a before picture, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, did they take it yeah?
Speaker 6:they took a before picture. Oh, that's good yeah that is Speaking of before pictures.
Speaker 5:you know, this man is on Instagram now.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, yeah, oh oh yeah. Oh you on IG, you already got you on there, you created him an Instagram?
Speaker 5:did you do it yourself or did you?
Speaker 3:no, you know he didn't do it nah it worked dog, so listen, you know he didn't do it, so when you gonna send it to him he wanted to send me a video, so he created an Instagram who my friend at work oh, okay so now he sent me a bunch of midget videos allegedly, allegedly, I send me a bunch of midget
Speaker 4:videos Allegedly, allegedly. I told you, castle Culture segment.
Speaker 6:Okay, what's that little dude say Midget, please no, but he sent me some videos and stuff.
Speaker 4:So now have you.
Speaker 6:I haven't done anything with it, but I think I might start. I might For the thirst traps with girls, but I think I might start. I might For the thirst traps with girls.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, send them out, send them out, send them out.
Speaker 4:They say that's the new way of like dating and Thirst trapping, yeah, hey. Or no, I'm just saying like on IG, or.
Speaker 3:I don't know if they share.
Speaker 4:They don't share phone numbers, no more.
Speaker 3:They be like what's your?
Speaker 4:Insta what's your Snap.
Speaker 6:Yeah, Snap, hey I'm telling all you women my belly done, went down.
Speaker 5:It's probably TikTok now.
Speaker 6:That mean I done gained two inches. Actually, I don't know.
Speaker 5:I don't think you can DM or nothing on TikTok, so it's probably.
Speaker 6:Insta huh, yeah, hell, yeah, I done gained two inches, nigga Fuck y'all oh yeah.
Speaker 5:Is that a?
Speaker 6:That's a fact.
Speaker 5:Take a pause.
Speaker 6:Oprah said it.
Speaker 2:What'd she say, oprah or Gayle? Oprah said it best.
Speaker 6:Said if you lose belly, you gain a couple inches.
Speaker 5:Is that right Damn.
Speaker 6:Allegedly they said it.
Speaker 5:Allegedly. That's going to be the title of this episode oh yeah, allegedly, allegedly, that's going to be the title of this episode oh yeah, allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 4:We don't want to get sued because we ain't got no $20 million.
Speaker 1:Hey, what they going to sue us for the mic? They sue us for the mic.
Speaker 6:Just Gatorade water To anybody who sue us and a couple other Caucasian people. I ain't going back in the field. Fuck that. I know I ain't. I grew up in the field. I know goddamn well. I ain't going back in that mother fucker.
Speaker 4:We'll all be in the field too, I ain't going in the field.
Speaker 6:They're going to have to beat the shit out of me. I ain't going it ain't happening, I ain't cut my foot off your name's Toby boy. I ain't cut my foot off.
Speaker 2:So I can't run.
Speaker 6:I still ain't going in the field. That's some gruesome shit. That boy Get your foot cut off.
Speaker 4:No, go in the fucking field. I don't know, I ain't never been in the field. It's bad, huh.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Picking bushels.
Speaker 6:Snap peas.
Speaker 2:Picking bushels, snap peas Huh.
Speaker 6:They work you from Can to can.
Speaker 4:Hell nah.
Speaker 6:What they used to say you can see. You work from. You can see in the morning To you can't see at night.
Speaker 5:That's a long time. That's a very long time, damn right it's a long time, yeah, one break.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Much Hell nah.
Speaker 6:Why would you want to?
Speaker 4:do that.
Speaker 6:Actually that's, that's crazy. You might be there Cause that's. I was watching this, uh, like the documentary on soul food and all that stuff and um yeah, and I'm going to tell you something. They was talking about how they used to they used to make this soup right. The about how they used to they used to make this soup right the slaves and stuff used to make this soup out of just nothing, but whatever they gave them right intestines look an awful lot like my noodle mexicans I'm just saying hey, then they used to man.
Speaker 6:It's just crazy how the stuff they used to make like, like, just just make a big pot of it so they have something that lasts like two weeks or whatever a week or whatever, and you know it ain't like you young kids, today Y'all get three different meals and shit. No, you ate what the fuck they put on the tape. That's how we all ate.
Speaker 5:That's still how I eat. I can eat the same thing all day.
Speaker 6:Kids need different oh no, and she don't eat that, so she get McDonald's. She don't eat that, so she get fucking.
Speaker 4:Burger King and then the other one, get White Castle.
Speaker 3:It'll be three different motherfuckers in the house.
Speaker 5:Three different restaurants.
Speaker 2:Canes and Taco Bell.
Speaker 4:Maybe it's easy for me to talk bad about kids because I don't have any.
Speaker 6:You can go right ahead, you can feel free.
Speaker 4:You got the more right than any of us Listen why in the hell do you sit up there first off and listen to your kid, like I'm the boss?
Speaker 5:Right. What happened to you, don't? What is it I did? What would the parents say?
Speaker 4:You know how they say oh, children have rights.
Speaker 3:No the hell, you don't.
Speaker 5:What kind of right they got.
Speaker 6:You ain't got no rights until you're 18. Children seen, not heard, bro.
Speaker 4:That's how we were when we were kids, children seen, not heard.
Speaker 6:You ain't have an opinion, or nothing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I have feelings Mom.
Speaker 4:Fuck your feelings and you hurt my heart.
Speaker 6:I didn't even say that you ain't say nothing of that shit.
Speaker 4:You better go back in that goddamn room. We was in the fields, right working and shit.
Speaker 6:And I tell the motherfucker like hey, my back hurts. Motherfucker said how old are you? Like eight, nine. Motherfucker said you ain't got no back.
Speaker 3:You got gristles. Get your ass back out of the deal.
Speaker 6:I'm serious, though it's crazy, it's just Fucking the shit these kids get away with. You know, it's like when we had to go somewhere, we walked right. If we got a ride, we got a ride.
Speaker 4:Yeah, right, walk right. You planned on walking.
Speaker 6:Now you know like it, it it's like you got it. And then then it went from catching the ride close to the spot you're going, yeah.
Speaker 4:Now you got to take the to the spot they're going, yeah, because you'd be like, oh well, I'm gonna turn here, but just let me out 10 years, 10 years after that 10 years after that.
Speaker 6:You got to take them to the spot and it's got to have an automatic door opening or they ain't getting out the car.
Speaker 4:For real.
Speaker 6:Everything's got to automatic. The door opens automatically. Now it's got to the point the kids don't even want driver's license, no more. That was thing, though, man, I can't wait to get my driver's license right, I'm good, I don't need no driver's license.
Speaker 4:My friend, come pick me up, or I just got you now we didn't have a car and I still got my driver's license shit.
Speaker 5:Everything is just done online. Now, video games is online. That is true motherfuckers. Just make friends online yeah they talk to each other. Yeah, like you won't even know them.
Speaker 4:I mean I don't play, it's true, motherfuckers just make friends online. Yeah, it's true too. They talk to each other. Yeah, like you won't even know them. I mean, I don't play online, but I had the option if I wanted to.
Speaker 6:Oh, I've been knowing this nigga for 10 years. It's the first time I've ever seen him, yeah, for real.
Speaker 2:The old potbelly. There are plenty of cases like that out there.
Speaker 4:Jesus Guys, are you serious? You'd be like, oh yeah, we met on a video game and that's like you never know who's going to be on the other end. Like, did anybody watch or hear about the? Taylor Swift was on the New Heights. I guess she likes making sourdough, and first of all I will say that chick is cool as shit, though. She's just super, super, super, allegedly.
Speaker 2:People. We ain't talking about her?
Speaker 4:No, I'm like no, the chick is cool as hell, at least like I'm just saying just from well, I ain't even allege, that's just like you know what I see, but I know people just like to shit on success. That's true. That chick got so much money you can add all our money up, all the fellas of what we make yearly and all that, and that probably ain't even 1% or 2% of what she made.
Speaker 6:I can't name that fucking song she sang.
Speaker 4:No, trust me.
Speaker 5:I know she did a song. Well, kendrick did a song with her. Yeah, that's all I know.
Speaker 4:No, I know a song. I'm not going to act like Name it yeah she got bad blood.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Actually you know what no.
Speaker 5:I do. I like that Shake it Off song she did a few years ago. I like Shake it Off, that was fun. She got some songs. Yeah, that was a fun little song.
Speaker 4:I'm not even going to sit up here and even joke or try to bash her.
Speaker 6:I you just sit up here and think like even.
Speaker 4:Beyonce and all of them, and you just sit up here and think you be like to make that much money, to see like your efforts, yeah, and then to get I mean nigga, just think I mean people will hate us too if what we do. And then we made like a billion dollars.
Speaker 5:It's crazy Him and that, oh why he make you see what I'm saying. It's crazy her transition from because she started out as country. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Now she's just See, I really ain't know much because I don't know much about her. I mean, I probably pay attention to her more because Because of. Travis Kelsey. You know I like Travis Kelsey Bang Biscuit bitches. Cleveland Heights. Now this nigga from Cleveland Heights got one of the richest women in the world, halle Berry from Ohio, one of the prettiest women in the world LeBron James athletes serial killers Jeffrey Dahmer, jerome Lane, we all from the set anyway.
Speaker 4:Hey, jeffrey Dahmer, jerome Lane, we all from the set Anyway, damn right. I mean I'm only like 50 minutes in to, but I know everybody thought when they first got together it was a publicity stunt and all that. I think that's kind of Genuine. Yeah, it's genuine. I mean I root for him. I know the black chicks want to get mad because he dated a black chick. I mean the black chicks want to get mad Now she dated a white chick. I'm like how in the hell y'all going to get mad? Right For him going home.
Speaker 5:I'm going to say this For him going back to the other side of the train, right? No, but listen, I'm on the soapbox now he just went home.
Speaker 4:Listen Exactly. So now you know you gotta do black cat kind. You know nice and in shape.
Speaker 6:You can blame Gary Owen for that shit.
Speaker 4:Allegedly he dates a white chick that's nice and in shape. Yeah, and guess who gets mad at him? Oh, the black chicks.
Speaker 5:The fat black girls. Yeah, yeah, we know that Allegedly. That's not allegedly. No, that ain't allegedly. We can drop all that. We keeping that on the record.
Speaker 6:You got to say allegedly, when you talk about this motherfucker, but when you talk about the fat black girl, you can't say allegedly no shit.
Speaker 4:That's some bullshit right there baby, I mean, we know you like fat bitches, I know that.
Speaker 6:I'm not just saying, though, I'm going to have to stand up for my fat bitches.
Speaker 4:Because you know, you see this, you see this.
Speaker 6:No, because you fucking going to sit there and say oh yeah, this bitch work hard and she all this and all that. Who gets mad?
Speaker 4:And you talking about who gets mad. A black dude in the gym put together. He dates a white chick. That's put together in the gym.
Speaker 5:Who's?
Speaker 4:the first person to get mad.
Speaker 5:Joe, apparently.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, the fat black chick, it ain't the N-shape. You see, I ain't say the it ain't the N-shape. It ain't the N-shape.
Speaker 5:But here's the thing about the N-shape Black chicks when they at they got white there. I'm just talking about here.
Speaker 4:I saw an N-shape black chick today. She was with a white dude 2%.
Speaker 2:It's 2-3%.
Speaker 6:They don't fuck with us.
Speaker 4:I guess they catching on if y'all got problems with what we say this is just our opinion. These are just jokes these are just jokes this shit ain't a legend it's allegedly, if I'm talking about somebody, that can sue me, I don't care about Talking about somebody Fat and this and that Hell. No, well, I mean.
Speaker 6:It ain't even talking about.
Speaker 5:It's just who yeah.
Speaker 4:If somebody offended by it.
Speaker 5:We didn't.
Speaker 6:Fat chicks work hard too. They just don't work out, but they work hard.
Speaker 2:They work hard. Yeah At what.
Speaker 5:Is it hard staying?
Speaker 6:fat. I'm just wondering it's America's fault.
Speaker 5:I agree with that Explain. I agree with that.
Speaker 6:Explain. Well, first of all, they fucked up the food, that's one thing. But second of all, all them motherfuckers Got stay at home jobs. Yeah, if you meet a big girl, more than likely she got a stay at home job.
Speaker 4:But what about the chicks? That was big Working in front of the computer and she owned a motherfucker.
Speaker 6:They didn't tell her you got to get up every 15 minutes so you don't get blacked out.
Speaker 5:Hey, you know what you know what, on that note, shout out to the people who were big in the 90s, because that's standing on business right there, because all of that, what was it? Heroin, chic shit that was going around thin as in bullshit. If you were still fat in the 90s, salute to you. Salute, that's a lot of fat.
Speaker 6:Where you from.
Speaker 5:The 90s.
Speaker 2:It was a lot of fat girls. That's what he's saying. Shout out to them.
Speaker 4:Shout out to all your girls dog.
Speaker 5:To not fall for the propaganda.
Speaker 4:Getting skinny With your hip bones and shit. We don't care about Sun Fast and Weight Watchers Getting skinny. We don't care about With your hip bones and shit we don't care about.
Speaker 6:Slum fast, yeah, I remember. And Weight Watchers no. Jenny Craig, jenny Craig.
Speaker 3:I used to think Jenny Craig was a real person.
Speaker 2:You used to think she was a real person.
Speaker 5:I used to think she was real.
Speaker 4:I did too. No, I thought she was too.
Speaker 5:I was like what does this bitch?
Speaker 4:Jenny Craig ain't real? I don't think so I just found out?
Speaker 5:I don't think so Let me find out.
Speaker 6:Jenny Craig is real. No, jane Fonda came out with them videos and she had on them motherfucking leg warmers and shit Spandex. Spandex and leg warmers.
Speaker 4:Swimsuits. What about Olivia Newton-John? Oh yeah.
Speaker 6:And.
Speaker 4:Richard.
Speaker 2:Simmons.
Speaker 4:Richard Simmons ain't used to wear underwear.
Speaker 6:He wouldn't even shape all that good in the first place. Oh shit, she is real.
Speaker 4:Jenny Craig is real.
Speaker 5:Oh, what'd she look like Not good Allegedly.
Speaker 6:Allegedly not good. She ate too much bacon.
Speaker 4:Let me see, so what did?
Speaker 2:she look like back in the day, so is she a multimillionaire now?
Speaker 5:Oh, probably. She probably took the money and run.
Speaker 6:I was waiting here, wherever they at Weight watchers.
Speaker 2:Whatever Okay.
Speaker 5:Yeah, not what I was picturing, but all right.
Speaker 6:No, but see, that's another thing. Like just say, richard Simmons, he was not the best-shaped person in the world, but he was an exercise guru, right, hey?
Speaker 4:he got you to move. I'll watch him every weekend Moving to the oldies. I'll be sitting up here like go ahead, richard.
Speaker 5:With the leg warmers and them shorts.
Speaker 6:Them catch me, fuck me shorts.
Speaker 4:Shout out to Richard Simmons RIP. Oh yeah, no, no he passed Well last year.
Speaker 6:That's how it goes, so fast I used to hate that we used to do PT and shit. And here them motherfuckers come with that shit on them. Richard Simmons shorts.
Speaker 4:Oh the young ladies, no, oh the dudes, yeah, oh yeah, oh the cats back wearing them, yeah.
Speaker 6:Them motherfuckers. Run two miles and turn around and come back at him. You run two miles.
Speaker 4:They call them Hoochie Daddy shorts. Yeah, I know somebody that got a pair Nate.
Speaker 2:Steve, what you talking about.
Speaker 3:What you talking about, what they talking about, they talking about. What they talking about, they talking about what they talking about.
Speaker 5:They talking about Hoochie Daddy shorts. We can't play the song, but peekaboo, they got some Hoochie Daddy shorts.
Speaker 6:I ain't no Hoochie Daddy shorts.
Speaker 5:I got some young in shorts. Did y'all know that?
Speaker 2:They show your knees Was like a real martial artist, Billy Blank.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah I know he was there.
Speaker 5:He was a real martial artist.
Speaker 2:Yes, sir, tai Taekwondo.
Speaker 4:And what's the other dude One guy.
Speaker 3:I think he lives here in.
Speaker 6:Arizona, michael J.
Speaker 4:White man.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, no, he's serious.
Speaker 4:He lives in.
Speaker 5:Arizona. No, not Micah J White. The Sean, sean T, sean T. Yeah, insanity, yeah, man, you ever did that shit.
Speaker 4:He stay out in Wisconsin. I heard it's crazy though.
Speaker 2:I think he's did it yeah.
Speaker 4:Have you been to San 10, 12 years ago? Yeah, it's been a minute. Yeah, it's been a minute. But yeah, I think he lives out in, or at least I know he. I think he did lived out here in Scottsdale.
Speaker 5:Oh, okay, Shout out to Sean T, I think what's his name is still doing too, and the P90X guy yeah the P90X dude. I think he just came out with something else.
Speaker 2:Oh, came out with something else. Oh, for real, uh-huh. Yeah, he's still doing it. Yeah, I still do his ab workout. I love that shit.
Speaker 5:P90X Tony Horton. I think his name is. Yeah, tony Horton, oh, that's his name, yeah.
Speaker 4:Hey, see, this is going to turn into the allegedly slash fitness podcast. Hey man, we ain't going to get no sponsorships. You talk about it.
Speaker 5:I know, but all this fitness talk, we might get some liquor sponsorships. We might get some big girls.
Speaker 4:Hey, listen. I'm not even talking about every single one. But y'all know, nine times out of ten the one talking you date who you want to date. But you sit up there. You see him One's sitting up here talking about the dude because he got a little. You got a little With Dr Omar. I like to call them snow bunnies. They like to sit up here and be like oh well, you know nine times out of ten, that's one.
Speaker 6:motherfucker can never be with a white woman.
Speaker 4:Oh, no, oh oh.
Speaker 6:Shay hit him with that woman. Oh no, oh oh, shay hit him with that.
Speaker 4:Listen, if they catch that nigga and I know they be trying to set him up. He probably can talk to any white woman in the world. No, dr Umar.
Speaker 5:Dr Umar just appeared on Super Black, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Man, that dude. Oh hey, he's righteous, he talks that itch.
Speaker 6:Nowadays he can talk to a white woman, because ain't nothing really white, according to them.
Speaker 5:Yeah, the bloodline is kind of diluted, if you ask a white person now like are you white?
Speaker 6:You know what they're going to say.
Speaker 4:Oh, I got some Irish and German and to say I got some Irish, some German and this and I got some.
Speaker 6:African in there. I got a little bit of this and I got a little bit of that and I'm like, god damn, you need to go to Alabama, because in Alabama you white.
Speaker 4:I say you are what you appear, what you see, but then again, Alabama, they can't see your veins. Oh, hey, you know what? Okay, I got one. Remember, I said the Friday favorite. Who is she?
Speaker 5:Great question, I don't know. Columbia yeah, I'd go Latina Columbia. Yeah, I would. Yeah, I'd go Latina Black.
Speaker 2:Peru.
Speaker 5:Like straight.
Speaker 4:Black Straight, black Yep.
Speaker 5:No, no, nothing.
Speaker 4:Really Like, maybe like grandma, or Was she Creole or something, something like that probably.
Speaker 5:Damn Yep.
Speaker 4:She kind of remind me of.
Speaker 5:Mary from Y'all Seen Sinners. Yes, what would you say, mary is.
Speaker 4:So you know that's Josh Allen's wife, mm-hmm. Caucasian, but no, when you see Filipino on something, yeah, filipino.
Speaker 5:Filipino and Russian. A lot of not white Russian.
Speaker 4:Yeah, maybe a little Two things about the Philippines.
Speaker 6:You should know.
Speaker 5:Maybe a little European.
Speaker 4:Look at Josh Allen.
Speaker 6:Two things the Philippines, you should know, dipping the stick in the color spectrum Black man and the Russians, the black man and the white Russians is in a good competition, trying to see how many babies they can leave in that motherfucker.
Speaker 4:Hey, we're going to call this White Russian. We might get canceled.
Speaker 5:Hey, we're going to call this White Russia. We might get canceled.
Speaker 4:You know we all sit up here and talk about getting canceled, but I'm going to tell you you've been to the Philippines, right?
Speaker 6:No, I have not. Okay.
Speaker 4:Oh, you know, Steve ain't been because he wouldn't have been back. He won't be here.
Speaker 2:I'll be over there forever.
Speaker 6:I'm just saying Ex-patriot, I just know they either mix with black or they mix with Russian.
Speaker 4:Oh, the Philippines.
Speaker 6:Yeah, the Russians got a base over there, do they? Yeah them motherfuckers. Damn, they're next to each other. Yeah, and then the black man has really put some damage in that motherfucker.
Speaker 4:Oh, and the Filipino, yes, oh, yeah, you can probably see that in San Diego.
Speaker 6:Go down there. You know, yes, oh yeah, you can probably see that in San Diego. You go to that motherfucker boy and you see the finest zombies on the planet. Right and she got a nabby hair Dang All right y'all ready for this?
Speaker 4:For reals. Yep, we ready.
Speaker 5:So her name is Haley Steinfeld, so that should tell you what Anyway Haley Said. Her father is Jewish and her mother is Christian. Her maternal grandfather was of half Filipino and half African American descent, so she's kind of more niggerish than she is white.
Speaker 4:Yeah, see.
Speaker 5:No relation. But hey, you say no relation.
Speaker 6:No, that talking about. Hey, you mess around.
Speaker 4:No, I'm just saying you take her to the hood? Yeah, she might fit right in, but guess what they going to say to her? Oh, that white girl.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm, huh, mm-hmm.
Speaker 4:Huh.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4:Or the black chick. You know that got the wavy or the straight hair.
Speaker 5:First glance. What do you see, joe?
Speaker 4:Let me see you said uh-huh.
Speaker 5:First glance.
Speaker 6:Shit, she's Caucasian.
Speaker 4:I do see at wait.
Speaker 6:let me see First glance, but I've been fooled plenty of times, you and me lying about that.
Speaker 4:You said you've been fooled.
Speaker 6:I've been fooled.
Speaker 2:Fool me once. Can't get fooled again.
Speaker 5:All right, first glance, Bosco.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, no White Really, yeah, really.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Steve, because that's a quick glance. Now you, at least I'm- saying the hair. You at least got to give us.
Speaker 2:I got to look at the hair. Yeah, you got to see his five seconds.
Speaker 4:Okay, yeah, no, I say white. I say white.
Speaker 2:Kardashian. So yeah, yeah, what's Kardashians something like that some.
Speaker 5:Middle Eastern Joe still see I would say, I would say breed excuse me that's not PC. I would say, by what is say biracial, there we go, biracial.
Speaker 3:Biracial.
Speaker 1:I don't know where the fuck you've been going with that one.
Speaker 5:We got to not get canceled, Joe, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:What'd you see?
Speaker 6:Sister right there.
Speaker 5:Let me see yeah, I'm going biracial.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, she definitely a sister.
Speaker 6:Hey, you see. You see, maybe a little bit Indian in there, I don't care if she a sister.
Speaker 5:Maybe I'm just blinded by the complexion.
Speaker 4:Blinded by the lights.
Speaker 6:All right all right. Who seen that song? Red blood like a deuce.
Speaker 4:That's my jam right there, Joe. Runner in the night. See, we can sing it, we just can't play it. You know that I can't sing it. Well, I can't sing either, but we are here to entertain the people.
Speaker 6:So guess what we're going to do. We're going to talk about football. What's that? App you?
Speaker 2:can use when you sing a song.
Speaker 6:Oh, you want to talk about football. Football is here, baby. Okay, football is here. Fuck everybody that don't like football.
Speaker 2:Hey, y'all get y'all draft picks. Y'all get y'all draft orders. Did y'all get y'all draft orders? No, I haven't got mine, you ain't got your draft order yet.
Speaker 6:I got mine. How come you ain't get y'all? Do I owe you money?
Speaker 2:Mine is nine. Oh yeah, I owe this what place I was in.
Speaker 6:I don't know you came in second.
Speaker 4:I didn't. You lost in the championship?
Speaker 6:Yeah, I know, but you got paid, you got made it out, you made it. Joe, I didn't leave money with you, uh-uh.
Speaker 3:I got paid in the first round. You took it all. Damn Go, look at your pay.
Speaker 6:I ain't get nothing, oh Big Ray.
Speaker 4:Oh no, that leaves me Steve and Sterling, right.
Speaker 5:Still not. Yeah me, steve man, I keep making it to the final. Never the bridesmaid, never the bride.
Speaker 2:Me Steve Sterling. I be so mad man Shout out to Sterling again for sending the.
Speaker 4:Friday favorites yeah, because we can't count Dan, because his first year was last year.
Speaker 3:Dan, yeah, raider fan Dan Big Dan right.
Speaker 6:Hey.
Speaker 3:Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 4:We sitting up here talking about people with multiple years of playing.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:It's me, because Joe's one.
Speaker 5:I think I just saw that cat on the road. Big Ray one Raider fan, dan.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I think I just seen that dude on the road driving a truck that says Raider fan Dan, that might be Raider fan Dan.
Speaker 6:Might be him. Yup, that's crazy. He said he's going to the games this year. He's driving up there to go to the games.
Speaker 4:Oh, really I might go with him. I want to see the stadium. I would like to say that is my new team this year, the raiders. Yeah, my quarterback. I just won the superbowl on madden 26. I had some time last week and I completed the season. My quarterback had 5,800 something yards and 86 touchdowns. I told you Me he created everything on 99. And I play on rookie. Yes, I'm enjoying myself. Hell yeah, hey, what would I stretch for? It's just fun.
Speaker 5:And people just leaving their little songs on. Man, I know when I was playing Madden Heavy I would put it on all Madden.
Speaker 4:No, when I was, and be mad as a motherfucker Listen dog when I used to play, like back in the day, oh, and then you're going to work. Stress, yes, now it's a stress reliever.
Speaker 5:Yeah, getting waxed by you, just come you push it down.
Speaker 6:Between all Madden and oh no.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, no, no. If I put on all Madden Light years, yeah, no.
Speaker 5:Nigga, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 6:Oh, it's way, way dumb.
Speaker 5:Like everything okay.
Speaker 2:You can't throw a lob. Oh yeah, no, going up under snatch, no, like they intercept everything, everything is a hit stick you fumble all the time I probably threw maybe seven, eight interceptions.
Speaker 4:They just dropped them.
Speaker 5:Mm-hmm. So, and that's the difference. Yeah, oh, and all Madden though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you'll hit somebody, wide open yeah.
Speaker 4:On all Madden. No, trust me, it's a difference.
Speaker 2:The ball will get caught and he fumble it because he get lit up.
Speaker 4:Because I played in all Madden. That was all right, but I'm sitting up here like it's not even enjoyable at that point. You just locked in. I'm sitting up here like.
Speaker 2:It's you against the AI, because AI learns your tendencies, oh shit.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, no, yeah, you know, it's AI.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, it's AI.
Speaker 4:It learns your tendencies.
Speaker 3:Like AI is on the and it shuts them down and makes you change your.
Speaker 4:Like on rookie now It'll change what you're going to normally do.
Speaker 3:You can get around it. All the plays that used to work Like the first three games Don't work.
Speaker 2:The last no. No 15 games, that's kind of cool, I guess they got AI.
Speaker 4:They know they pick up. Yeah, they pick up on your tendencies.
Speaker 5:That's also stressful yeah you be like fuck, he was open. Nah, you at work stressed I can't break any more controls.
Speaker 4:You at home stressed, you playing video games stressed Too much stress. Like we said, welcome to football season. Football season baby Dog. That's crazy as hell. What you see? Another bird.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:This can't be focused, man.
Speaker 2:He's in the position. I see A cloud coming in from the south.
Speaker 5:Oh, is it another storm coming? Yeah, did y'all get some of that? Oh man, I got none of it.
Speaker 2:Oh, I ain't get none of it, me neither. Well, I heard it, but I didn't get none. I'm in the car, it's just barely dirty.
Speaker 4:Oh. It rained this morning though man it was insane Got none of that either my friends were telling me they live down south part.
Speaker 6:They said it rained like a motherfucker. I'm like I ain't get shit.
Speaker 5:Yeah, a couple clients told me that their whole front yard furniture got, or backyard furniture got thrown every which way. But then they said the front yard was completely fine. Wow, so that's weird. Wait what happened?
Speaker 6:They call those microbursts come down my pool basket was stuffed with so many leaves that the pump couldn't get no water.
Speaker 4:Damn, damn.
Speaker 2:First world problems you see how he hey man, that's rich, nigga problems.
Speaker 4:They call that a humble stunt he talking about his pool punk. Had too many leads out there, see how he treat us.
Speaker 2:Dang. I ain't even got a bull ground pool. I ain't even got a kiddie pool.
Speaker 3:Indoor pool. I ain't even got a hole in the ground to call a pool.
Speaker 4:Phantom Dog Greatest interview ever when Ray J was on Breakfast Club.
Speaker 5:I when Ray J was on Breakfast Club. I remember. Anytime I hear pool, I just remember indoor pool, outdoor pool, phantom.
Speaker 4:Does he still own Raycon? I don't know, probably. Yeah, I know Ray J is that nigga, though he hit it first, I'm not messing with none of that boy, y'all leave them, ladies alone.
Speaker 5:That's not even alleged, that's fact. That's fact Because you know.
Speaker 2:That's fact.
Speaker 5:Joe, you see the tape Every lady was somebody's first.
Speaker 6:Ain't nothing wrong with it. You ain't going to never be the first.
Speaker 5:I'm okay with that, oh especially at this age? Yeah, I am okay with that. Oh, especially at this age yeah, I am okay with that.
Speaker 2:You don't want to be. If you the first, you better run. How many bodies they got, nobody care about her body count, not at all. Tear it up. Tear it up what it look like. Oh yeah, tear it up.
Speaker 4:She's like oh, I've been with 56 men. I don't care if you've been with 56 million, that's a real one right there.
Speaker 5:Big facts.
Speaker 6:For real Vinegar and water, baby Vinegar and water.
Speaker 4:We're going to clean that right up that natural snack.
Speaker 2:I was like damn, this motherfucker is like a rubber band.
Speaker 6:I was about 40 years old before I figured out what that bag was for.
Speaker 5:What bag is that Joe?
Speaker 2:The one hanging in the shower, the one hanging up in the shower. Yeah, hmm, oh, you don't know, you got these kids see.
Speaker 1:This is 70s, 80s kids, yeah, educate me. We in the bathroom like, yeah, what's this bro? We playing with it.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, yeah yeah, y'all, that is hilarious.
Speaker 1:Put water in it, oh man.
Speaker 3:Oh did you catch a?
Speaker 4:crab yeah.
Speaker 6:That's what you give To talk about your mama. God damn it, oh shit.
Speaker 4:Hey boy, I tell you what Only on the Nobody's Talking Podcast that nigga started Talking about the motherfucking bag and just cramped it. God damn it, that's crazy.
Speaker 6:That ain't Carmona, or the fuck is.
Speaker 5:That bag right there Is. What did it to that man?
Speaker 6:Oh, if that ain't Carmona, what the fuck is that bag right there?
Speaker 4:Is what did it to that man. Oh, if that ain't Carmona, what the fuck is.
Speaker 5:And the soda, probably more the bag than the soda.
Speaker 6:Oh man man.
Speaker 4:Them good eats Right there. Yes, it is.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I got a. I got a party size, a Cool Ranch Sitting on my table. I'm not a big. I'm not a big?
Speaker 4:I'm not a big. I will eat Doritos.
Speaker 5:I'm addicted, I do like, do you? Yeah, are you? I am.
Speaker 4:The crew ranch. That's the blue bag right, yeah, okay, yeah, I do, I like those. I like those Tostitos chips.
Speaker 6:Joe be getting the green bag the green bag he be making his salsa dip with them salsa verde ones. Those are good Salsa Verde ones.
Speaker 5:Those are good. Yep, those are good. You had his dip? No, I haven't had the dip, but the chips are bomb.
Speaker 4:Man Joe, try the chips with the dip.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, you got to get some of that smoked salsa.
Speaker 5:Well, when you bringing something over, joe, damn, when you going to cook again, you got to go to the crib. Yeah, I know, I have not got an invite.
Speaker 6:You need to stop that bullshit? No, nigga, I ain't invited you plenty of times when.
Speaker 4:Nigga, you just show up to the house Before you quit the first time Before you talk about it.
Speaker 3:Hey, he said the first time.
Speaker 5:The first time.
Speaker 4:Hey, we been waiting for the ball to fall out again.
Speaker 6:Okay, okay, shit. What the hell are you talking?
Speaker 3:about Shit. Hell yeah, oh my.
Speaker 6:Like I said, like when the twins came over and shit, like mama sent them over there. Come on, go get that goddamn pie boy.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, when you made the what was it pie or the cake, I need to try one of those.
Speaker 6:Pecan pie that's my daughter's favorite.
Speaker 3:No, wasn't it? What did you say? Cream cheese, yeah, cream cheese pecan pie.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I need to. Yeah, damn that motherfucker good boy.
Speaker 4:Sounds like it. Yes, it is. I like the dip. I told you it was on time when we get. Joe to say nice stuff about something.
Speaker 6:You did say that Just talking about his food. Anything else? Taylor Swift Food period Shit I like food.
Speaker 5:Shit I still remember the what was it Not the sashimi that you made? Whatever, it was dipped in with the crackers.
Speaker 6:It was a little spicy tuna. It was sashimi.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that shit was bomb Shit. All of it was good, but that's what stuck out.
Speaker 4:And you didn't even go to culinary school or anything. Huh Nah, that's just Gotta cook with love baby, do you measure? You don't measure either huh. Nah, you just do it from the heart.
Speaker 5:Love. That's how you gotta do it. Love, yeah, love, that's how you got to do it.
Speaker 6:Love. Yeah, no, but I was thinking like one of these days we got to get together and I tell you what I ain't going to be here.
Speaker 4:You know when did I draft? September 6th.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I probably won't be here. I probably still in Alabama If I'm not. I got to be somewhere, though, because I might be back though.
Speaker 4:The 6th is like on a.
Speaker 6:Thursday, right Saturday.
Speaker 3:Saturday.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, I'll probably be back. Yeah, I'll be back.
Speaker 4:It'll be two games played by the time we draft. First Saturday of the month. Our league is unconventional. We're going to watch somebody draft whoever did good in that first game and they're going to end up getting cut in the middle of the city. Should do her.
Speaker 5:Is he starting?
Speaker 6:I don't know. I know they're pretending he got a hamstring. No, abdomen Abdominal, abdominal.
Speaker 4:Strain yeah.
Speaker 6:Abdominal strain yeah, abdominal strain. Jesus Steve.
Speaker 4:He over there. We get a little bit of everything. Huh, damn, he ain't shut the door Huh.
Speaker 6:Nah, he ain't shut. They was, they was they was they was they was, they was, they was, they was they was they was they was they was, they was, they was, they was they was put some kryptonite in them chips. Man. He don't know what a motherfucker's brain on sunlight either. Shit, he don't know what a motherfucker's brain on sunlight either.
Speaker 2:I was feeling a whole bunch of pressure as soon as I started laughing.
Speaker 6:Man, I tell you, they about to put some kryptonite in them chips.
Speaker 1:Man.
Speaker 2:That's the worst. That's the worst feeling ever. I'm going to catch that fucking cramp in my abs and then one side locked up and this side locked up and it was a wrap.
Speaker 6:I ain't never worried about that.
Speaker 2:You ain't got to worry about it because you don't work on yours like I do.
Speaker 6:Oh man, that's what I'm saying. I ain't never did that many crunches.
Speaker 4:Shit, no, I told you. You look just like that shirt. Woo Shit no, I told you he looked just like that shirt.
Speaker 2:Woo oh man.
Speaker 4:That's called the formula.
Speaker 2:Hey, the formula is not Doritos spicy nacho. Okay, maybe not the spicy nacho and Dr Pepper.
Speaker 5:I think you would have been okay if you had the Cool Ranch.
Speaker 4:Or hey, you're allowed to have the cheese, hey.
Speaker 2:You know, I went to Taco Bell right because I was dashing. I went to Taco Bell right because I was dashing. I went to Taco Bell and they gave me a Mandoo that was free. So I got the biggest Mandoo and it was Mandoo Baja Blast. That was great flavor.
Speaker 1:Oh those are good the shit was great.
Speaker 2:But man, when it mixed with this, that shit said and I was just like oh.
Speaker 1:I was farting out of both ends dog. I couldn't help myself. I don't know what it was, but man, that's a bad combination. So when I started laughing and crapping, it was a wrap. I couldn't hold it no more. That's a built-up pressure down there. Thanks, we got to go. I'm sorry to give you all that visual, but man, I need to go. I'm sorry to give y'all that visual, but man, I need to help.
Speaker 4:That was an SOS moment.
Speaker 1:That was an SOS moment, oh.
Speaker 6:I got to go Wait.
Speaker 4:Oh man, I'm dead.
Speaker 5:I'm about to look up. Joe, what do you be snacking on? Joe, Are you above chips?
Speaker 6:No Hell, no Fuck out of chips. Why? You above chips, oh hell no.
Speaker 5:What the hell above chips.
Speaker 6:I'm addicted to Doritos.
Speaker 5:I'm more of a popcorn person.
Speaker 6:Popcorn I'm a Doritos person.
Speaker 2:I love my Doritos. This ain't no regular size. That's not even a party bag.
Speaker 5:Where'd you get that?
Speaker 2:I got it at Sam's.
Speaker 5:That looks like an industrial size bag.
Speaker 6:If that's popcorn, I eat that in one sitting, see, I eat that in one sitting, see, now that makes sense.
Speaker 5:That makes sense, why that happened.
Speaker 3:Why it cramped up. He had a Costco Sam's Club size bag.
Speaker 5:I can do it, but that'll probably be the result Me too.
Speaker 2:Oh gosh, yeah, I feel much better though.
Speaker 6:Let me tell you, since we sitting here, I watched this movie last night by Michael J White, one where he's a hit man, or?
Speaker 3:whatever, what's the name of it?
Speaker 6:I can't think of it right now.
Speaker 2:Michael Jackson. It just came out though.
Speaker 6:A hitman.
Speaker 5:It just came out it just came out.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's on.
Speaker 5:Netflix.
Speaker 6:I don't know, I got fire stick oh.
Speaker 4:Allegedly hey, because you know these people. You know the people be wanting to know, like I'm trying to think of the name of it. I just watched it last night. Well, until you think of it, nobody.
Speaker 5:2 is in theaters I want to see that I want to see it.
Speaker 4:I've never seen Nobody 1, but I know it looks good.
Speaker 5:Nobody. 1 is good too.
Speaker 6:You saw Nobody. 1? Uh-huh, Because Michael Jai has two movies that came out on Netflix. I think Is it Hostile Takeover. Is it Trouble man? I think it's Trouble man. That's one where it's a hit man, yeah.
Speaker 5:Method man 2025. Is Method man in it?
Speaker 2:Or is the Hit man? It's called the Hit man.
Speaker 5:Oh, it just came out. Is Mike Epps in it? Oh, that's on Netflix, huh yeah.
Speaker 6:I'm going to watch it. It's not called the Hitman is it?
Speaker 5:No, it's not on Netflix the.
Speaker 2:Hitman. That's what I see. 2025?. Let me see.
Speaker 5:What you see? I see Trouble man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I see Trouble man. And then it says the Hitman.
Speaker 6:Anyway, he was a hitman. He's trying to work out some issues, that's all, and everybody thought, since he was trying to work out his issues, that he was going to turn on him.
Speaker 5:Does it look familiar, joe?
Speaker 6:he was always in the suit, that whole movie does that look familiar?
Speaker 5:no, that don't look familiar but he was in the suit. This wasn't it.
Speaker 6:What the hell is the name of this damn movie I just watched I was going to say the Hitman that shit was pretty good.
Speaker 2:August 6, 2025.
Speaker 4:I told you I did watch Happy Gilmore 2, right.
Speaker 6:I tried, bro, I couldn't get through it.
Speaker 2:Oh, here go the whole movie playing. Yeah, it's gone.
Speaker 4:You don't like Happy Gilmore Joe. Not the second one, not the second one hey, I saw Naked Gun.
Speaker 5:How was that Hilarious. I wanted to see that too. I'm about to miss a lot of movies. Listen.
Speaker 4:I said I'd do it for the podcast. I saw Naked Gun Funny Together. I don't know if I mentioned I saw Together, you did. And I saw Weapons. I was Weapons. Weapons was good. Y'all know, every week I say everything is good. Yeah yeah, yeah. So who cares? Go see it, I enjoyed it. Get some popcorn, sit back and I enjoy myself.
Speaker 5:Man, I'm busy every Friday for the next six weeks so I can't go to the movies we got Americana.
Speaker 2:Is that the one?
Speaker 4:with Sidney Sweeney? I have no idea. Well, anyway, americana, see, I got to watch this. Oh, because they got Coming Soon and they got Now Showing and they have them mixed up together All right man?
Speaker 2:I don't know that. See, look, Joe, come talk about the movie Now.
Speaker 4:all the listeners want to know.
Speaker 5:I'm starting to think he didn't even watch a movie.
Speaker 2:Right, the movie probably watched him Probably. See, look at that.
Speaker 3:He's like man.
Speaker 4:Hey, Joe was going to write it down and say it into the phone. He'd come to the podcast.
Speaker 5:Anyway, it's in the notes, Joe. Anyway, nobody to Do it for next week? Americana East of.
Speaker 2:Wall it for next week Americana.
Speaker 4:East of wall. And OK, hey, I was listening to my favorite podcast, as usual, johnny's house, and they mentioned that Denzel got one out, a new movie called Highest to Lowest Dude. I can't. I think I knew that. I guess it's with him, and is it a Travis Scott? Let's see. I can't find it, though. Where is it? Is that real or I don't?
Speaker 3:know man listen.
Speaker 5:That's a pretty reputable source.
Speaker 4:You know what?
Speaker 5:Radio silence.
Speaker 4:Exactly Podcast.
Speaker 2:Pretty reputable source Yep who. Pretty reputable source Yep who. That oh shoot.
Speaker 5:No names, no names.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Yee.
Speaker 4:Yee, hey, there's another movie Hi Called Witch Board. It's rated R Running time of one hour 52 minutes. It's a horror thriller and it's funny because hey, you know what?
Speaker 5:We're going to put a carpet up under here, for when Joe with God's? Word of God was going to end up in the pool dog. You seen the. What was it? The Clown in the Cornfield, no.
Speaker 2:Did you see?
Speaker 5:it. I didn't see it either. See what it's on, though. Yeah, I want to see that.
Speaker 4:Hey, go see Weapons. Go see Together. I see they got cat video. They got a cat video fest. What is that? I don't know. They're cat videos.
Speaker 2:It's on the video. Hey, some of those videos do be funny, though I don't know the cat video.
Speaker 4:It's on the video. Hey, some of those videos do be funny though. Oh, I know.
Speaker 2:Especially when Doobie ad-libbing to it, he's like man.
Speaker 5:I told you.
Speaker 2:I told you not to be walking up on me like that. Now you're going to have to put these paws on you. Pop, pop, pop, pop Dog, take off running.
Speaker 4:Man, man, I be cracking up laughing. Get them skibbity paps. Yeah, I can't even Skibbity pip pip. I see something that says the Knife. See we going way, way deep down to look at movies? Now let's see who's in this one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, I ain't mentioned the movies in like all summer. That was the last movie I saw.
Speaker 4:I think it was like. This is at Gateway Pavilion. It was Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2:I think that was the last one I saw.
Speaker 5:Did y'all ever watch?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 5:Sinners was the last one I saw. Did y'all ever watch the? I think it's called the. Damn it, hold on.
Speaker 4:Hey, the Knife is Namdi Asimov, you doing movies now? Yeah, this's right here. It says he was the director. Oh, he directed it. Yeah, oh, he's in it too.
Speaker 5:Oh, he's in it. It's called the Amateur. Did y'all ever see that? Hey, the Amateur is good. Yeah, the Amateur is real good. Yeah, that's on Disney Plus.
Speaker 4:Man, you know what, In case you were wondering or Hulu one of those two. You know what I might go check this out. I can't go at 9.05. That's past my bedtime. Yeah, I be up in there sleep. I'm like I can't go see anything that start after 6. I got to go during the day.
Speaker 5:Seriously If I don't go to the movies at either 10 or 11,?
Speaker 4:I'm not going.
Speaker 2:If I go to sleep I go at 1 or 2.
Speaker 5:In the afternoon yeah, I don't go on the evening. Well, I got clients and shit I can't.
Speaker 4:It was a hostile takeover. Oh, that was the name of the movie. Yeah, hostile takeover.
Speaker 6:Oh that was the name of the movie, yeah.
Speaker 3:Hostile takeover yeah.
Speaker 4:So what is it? What platform?
Speaker 6:Why you do that to me, bro. You know everything. I got Bootleg.
Speaker 4:Hey dog.
Speaker 6:Food, cable, everything bootleg. People want to know Joe.
Speaker 4:People going to sit up here and be like, oh, he was talking about that movie.
Speaker 6:People want to know, though the people gonna sit up here and be like, oh, he was talking about that movie. People wanna know, though I am about ready to get rid of Cox. I gotta get rid of him. They keep re-going up on me, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:And you gonna get Verizon. You like it. We ain't gonna even say nothing, cause they ain't paid us. Ha ha.
Speaker 5:We all got service.
Speaker 2:Gotta have a service. Everybody gotta have service.
Speaker 4:Man, I just Gotta have the service. Baby Saw some things. Yeah they man.
Speaker 6:So I'm going to say this, though I'm going to apologize to all my big girls for Bosco insulting y'all. Oh, no I didn't, i't, I didn't saw them do that all the time though no, I was just saying about the big girls that talk about the industry about taylor smith lamb hey, ain't nothing the matter with taylor.
Speaker 4:So hey, I'm telling you, you better be careful, is it? Hey, I said taylor slim. Hey, hey, what you had to call them the swifties I'm coming for me. She's slim, they can't come from here oh, I tell you what like the beehive I ain't saying nothing about none of their armies oh, you can't say nothing about the B-Hide.
Speaker 6:They come in bonnet and all bro.
Speaker 4:Oh hell, no See that. You know, you heard what he just said, right? Yeah, Now that was worse than what I said about. I was just saying about the big mamas hating on the in-shape dude that want to talk today. Just let them be happy and be off in the gym or whatever.
Speaker 5:Throw them some pussy every now and again.
Speaker 4:If they want to sit up there All in the videos Eating their moon pock. No, I'm messing around.
Speaker 5:Dancing Come to death row.
Speaker 4:Allegedly I'm not saying nothing about nobody, no more because I don't want to death row. Allegedly. I'm not saying nothing about nobody.
Speaker 6:No, more because, I don't want to get sued. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4:I get it. They said Diddy coming out suing everybody too.
Speaker 6:Allegedly yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they say, he coming out suing.
Speaker 5:He's suing everybody. Is he free?
Speaker 3:free? No, he's not free.
Speaker 5:No, he's still in jail right now. Yeah, but he's suing everybody, is he?
Speaker 4:free-free.
Speaker 3:No, he's not free. No, he's still in jail right now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but he's suing people for defamation. He won't be in there for long. No, he'll be out by November. Right, He'll be out by November. Did he say levels to this shit?
Speaker 5:And dog Joe cleaning glasses.
Speaker 6:I can't. They scratched up and they got. This is not dirt. Actually. This is the film that's coming off. Oh shit From the glasses, from brake cleaning and all that shit hitting them. Damn Safety glasses bro Get some new glasses. Hey, you look like a nice superhero.
Speaker 4:Give me $400,.
Speaker 6:You can get a pair, Damn boy Let me see what I can do.
Speaker 4:Another rich flex.
Speaker 2:Hey y'all, we coming back next week.
Speaker 4:Holla, peace, peace, peace.