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Ever wondered about the intricate rules of a circle jerk or the complexities of intimacy for conjoined twins? Well, you're in for a treat because this week's podcast episode ventures into some of the most mind-bending discussions you've likely never heard before. From the rush of the Final Four to the revelation that yes, a woman can indeed have two vaginas, we tackle it all. Join us as we root for a great Final Four and dive into a Powerball winner's story, and share a few laughs about our AI-induced paranoia.
Hold onto your headphones - things get even more intriguing as we humorously dissect the boundaries of monogamy in the most peculiar of circumstances. Imagine the relationship dynamics of a woman with two vaginas or conjoined twins navigating the waters of marriage and intimacy. We don't just ponder the physical intricacies but also the emotional ties and societal taboos surrounding such personal situations. And if that wasn't enough, we wade into the controversial waters of the entertainment industry, mulling over the power plays in relationships and the influence of icons like Puff Daddy.
For those who prefer their discussions grounded in the world of sports and cinema, fear not. We've got the inside scoop on the incredible women of UConn's basketball team and the evolution of the WNBA. We even share our shock at discovering some rather unique sexual practices and swap insider tips on how to maximize your movie theater popcorn haul. Whether you're looking for a deep dive into the challenges facing female athletes or simply a good movie recommendation, this episode has something for everyone. So sit back, relax, and let's navigate the oddities of life together.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
and I see the time here we go. That's gonna start being customary. Yeah, everybody stand up. We are here live at the Final Four Watching them set the stage up. Go, hawkeyes, it's the men's final yeah, hey, they don't know where we are. Oh, that's true's final yeah, and they don't know where we are. Oh, that's true, they don't know.
Speaker 3The women's final four is at Cleveland, right?
Speaker 1Yeah, they don't know where we are. We can be at both of them. Hello everybody, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Go UConn, we are back for another week. You can say go UConn and go North Carolina State and go Purdue For both of them. But it don't make no difference Because it's going to be a little different by the time this comes out. But anyway, we got some interesting topics to talk about. We ain't going to talk about body shaming or clothes shaming, like Joe was just trying to clothes shame me Before we start it. We will talk about the female anatomy. Let me see what else I know. Somebody said something. Oh, we're going to talk about Powerball, powerball, powerball, mega.
Speaker 2Somebody hit Mega man.
Speaker 1Powerball Mania that's up again.
Speaker 2One good billion dollars.
Speaker 1We're glad y'all listened to us. Follow us on Instagram. I ain't said that in a while. Nobody's talking Podcasts on Instagram. I ain't said that in a while. Nobody's Talking Podcast on IG. Twitter is Nobody's Talking 1. And Gmail Nobody's Talking Podcast at gmailcom. Today's episode is brought to you by the Dungeon. Me and Steve just had power hour out there. Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling a little swole right now. Chest all out, Boy. I tell you what.
Speaker 2Man, woo-wee Nigga looking right, I took off all my clothes.
Speaker 1You were thinking it was Sunday. I look so good. No, homo, no, just messing around, we're just joking. Anyway, this is your boy, bosco. I'm here with my three favorite friends Because my other favorite friends are working or just didn't want to come to the podcast today. Anyway, I'm sitting next to this is Sherrod.
Speaker 4Getting ready for the weekend To my left. I'm running on a rodeo Joe here.
Speaker 1Baby, rodeo you see that I was about to say.
Speaker 3Press the button.
Speaker 2I don't want no smoke.
Speaker 1I don't want no smoke. I don't want no smoke from rodeo, not today. And sitting next to rodeo is Superman, is in the building.
Speaker 3He get a lot of applause. Hold on, what about applause?
Speaker 1Me and you, we the quiet storm.
Speaker 3You need to get some Quiet storm music.
Speaker 2Now Put on some R&B, put them to the quiet storm.
Speaker 1We can put on some. I know Diddy has some slow dance, some slow jams. What'd he say? What's the one that they've been Playing on the internet? We were more than friends. We was like brothers. The hell you gonna sit up there and tell a girl that I always thought it was crazy, isn't it crazy? How?
Speaker 3they're breaking down Meek Mill's lyrics, and all that now.
Speaker 1Man, they're breaking.
Speaker 3Y'all heard about it. Well, I know we got an agenda, but y'all did hear about. There's some audio out there with Diddy and Meek supposedly clapping cheeks. Now listen.
Speaker 1With AI. I'm not believing anything. I can't either, man Anything yeah, anything with AI.
Speaker 4I'm not believing it Because you hear that shit they did with Tupac the AI did. What'd they do? They got a hologram with Tupac the AI did.
Speaker 3What they do. They got a hologram with Tupac.
Speaker 4No, they had a he did. There's one song they had Tupac do it In his voice and shit.
Speaker 1Oh, the AI. Yeah, the AI is a. The AI is a cold piece of work. The AI is a cold piece of work.
Speaker 2We like Come out, come out, sound like your mama. The AI is a cold piece of work. We like come out, come out, sound like your mama. You come out, they be shot you dead in the head.
Speaker 1Pow, got your ass oh you know, they say AI is oh, is that it? Oh, they say AI is even getting people with like the phone calls, like the little scams, the phone calls on the scams.
Speaker 2Oh Lord.
Speaker 1Yeah, they getting people like with the scams, on the scams. Oh yeah, they getting people like with the scams. Or you know people like oh hey, I got your son and I'm like let me get that call. I'm like, listen, how much do you want from me?
Speaker 1because I for me to get my son back. Two million, 2 million. How about, if you have man, listen, I just sent it to you. Oh, you sent it. What is this with them clapping cheeks Supposedly? Yeah, oh, nigga, I don't know if I'm playing that, them niggas ain't gonna sue me. I'm like, man, you about to have me.
Speaker 2Skills to pay the bills.
Speaker 1Under a bridge somewhere. It's a real Chilling. All right. Skills to pay the bills Under a bridge somewhere. It's a real chilling.
Speaker 2All right, we're going to have to pre-screen this Listen, christian and my boy showed me a picture of Meek Mill in a motherfucking cage buck, naked, handcuffed, with a choker around his neck. And it was AI or was it real?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2They checked and they said the tats lined up. So they said it could be real, then it could be an AI. They don't know.
Speaker 1AI is so good man.
Speaker 2AI is so good.
Speaker 4I was like get the fuck out of here. It done fooled me a couple times. I'm not commenting on it.
Speaker 1Oh on AI.
Speaker 2You watching some porn. Dude turned around and got a dick.
Speaker 1What you get God on.
Speaker 4Oh no, he's like Damn, they did get me.
Speaker 1Oh man, that happened in Vegas.
Speaker 2He's like, hey, what this lady boy Doing on my damn TV? Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4We was in Vegas one time and my we had blonde hair, tight-haired jeans. Oh, yeah, god damn it so I would turn around and do a mustache.
Speaker 3Oh damn, Looking at the booty Strop.
Speaker 4Fucking nut splitters and shit. You're like man I ain't no camel toe, that's a moose knuckle.
Speaker 2Oh, my God.
Speaker 1Damn it. Look, I'm glad he said that, because now this might be a real. No, this is a real story. But hold on, let me put my finger on the trigger so I can pull this back up. There's a lady I guess they say it's not so rare, but this is from ABC News. This is a woman that was born with two vaginas. Wow, I heard about that, listen, but here's the thing though I heard about a hermaphrodite. No, this was a lady. She was born with two two vaginas pregnancies but then here's the thing they're both reproductive.
Speaker 1Get the fuck out of here. So now here's my next question, though oh is the pussy devil is good, no, no, oh, twice as good oh, that's a good question, but I got one for you. Here's one now. Here we look, we're gonna make you think on this episode, because I got a question too, about an aunt but we'll worry about that later.
Speaker 1It'd be tough, though, two menstrual cycles, so now look so if she has two vajayjays, right Right and she has a boyfriend, if she lets another guy hit the other hole, not the one her boyfriend hit, is that cheating?
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2What you mean? Is it like a threesome? No, yes, it's cheating.
Discussion on Polyamory and Conjoined Twins
Speaker 1It's not. No, it's the same one. So listen, it's a different hole. It's a different hole.
Speaker 3Okay, so you hit the vagina and Bosco hit the booty hole. It's not cheating.
Speaker 2Why I gotta hit the booty hole.
Speaker 3I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just Put me at the booty hole.
Speaker 1Alright, other way around Well that's cheating. Right there I eat the booty. Nah, why? How's it different? It's two different vaginas.
Speaker 4Nigga, it's two different vaginas. I ain't but one whole booty hole. She, it's two different vaginas.
Speaker 2One dude is dedicated to one vagina.
Speaker 3Another dude is dedicated to another vagina, that's still cheating.
Speaker 4It's not cheating, it's like.
Speaker 1Siamese twins I got a story about that. So do I.
Speaker 3We're going to stick to the vagina.
Speaker 1We're sticking to the vagina right now.
Speaker 4I'm going with. It's not cheating, because you ain't hitting that vagina, you hitting the other vagina, yeah.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 3But it's still the same. So you got the vagina. Okay, wait, so listen.
Speaker 1So Mike gets vagina number one, mike number one gets vagina number one and Smith number two gets vagina number two.
Speaker 3But Mike number one and Steve gets the booty hole and Mike, mike number one.
Speaker 1Mike number one Is the Is the boyfriend.
Speaker 2She can be a phenomenon On motherfucking porn. She can get triple penetrated. I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3But it's still the same woman. Damn, I have two vaginas.
Speaker 4That's true, I understand, but it's still the same woman.
Speaker 3Damn, I have two vaginas. That's true, I understand, but it's still the same woman, so they both sucking on the same titties.
Speaker 1But if he only hit the vagina, she'd be like you can't.
Speaker 2But the titties ain't cheating, so the boyfriend get to hit the vagina one and suck on titties.
Speaker 3Titties ain't cheating Boyfriend number two, just get to hit vagina number two T too.
Speaker 2Titties ain't cheating, it don't matter.
Speaker 4And, technically, suck a dick for her. You know, eating ain't cheating either Technically.
Speaker 2She getting her titties sucked by one dude. Get this other titties sucked by another dude.
Speaker 3So then third dude can get the booty hole. Yeah, he get the sucker.
Speaker 2Fourth dude get the mouth. There's two dudes.
Speaker 4There's only two dudes. No, we're just keeping that third dudes. Fourth dude get the belt. There's two dudes. There's only two dudes, let's do it.
Speaker 3There's two dudes. No, we're just keeping it. She has two dudes. I understand, Otherwise it's a train. It's still one person. No, no. This ain't even two guys at the same time, it's a train.
Speaker 4I think you just ain't your feeling.
Speaker 3Listen, so no listen.
Speaker 2Oh, so this your woman, that's your woman, that's my vagina, that's your woman.
Speaker 1She's not listen.
Speaker 4I got the one in the front. So vagina's who you don't care?
Speaker 1about Vagina number one. I'm not hitting the one on the side, dude, vagina number one is for Mike number one. Vagina number two is for Smith. Smith number two got his number two Guy's vagina number two. So you think that's because she can tell Smith or she can tell Mike? Hey, I ain't let him penetrate me at all you think it's still one person. It's still one person.
Speaker 4Okay, in general, go ahead and say what you're going to say ain't penetrating me at all, you think is it still one person, it's still one person. So now I'm waiting In general, but they never said it. Go ahead and say what you're going to say In general.
Speaker 3If this is your woman, you have feelings for not talking to Joe Steve, you got feelings for her. You're going to let someone hit that other vagina.
Speaker 2The other vagina, it's her vagina. Both of them are her vagina.
Speaker 3I'm just about to say if you have feelings for her.
Speaker 2She's yours. You're asking the wrong person. You're asking the wrong person I'm just saying.
Speaker 3I'm just saying she's a woman.
Speaker 2If it's your woman, you have feelings for her. We've been through it, we all been through it.
Speaker 3We all been through it, you don't even want to admit to it see.
Speaker 2That's what the problem is.
Speaker 3You have the vagina, she's like well, this is your vagina, but I'm your man, I love you. I'm your woman, I love you and all that, but I'm going to let Bosco hit the other vagina. Can I have the second vagina too?
Speaker 2Do I get the second vagina and the first vagina?
Speaker 3If she's your woman, she should be giving you both vaginas right.
Speaker 2So I get to see which one's tighter and then I make the decision.
Speaker 4You didn't say that in the beginning, right, but you said in the beginning that you're getting both vaginas, then that'd probably be cheap.
Speaker 1Okay now look, but you ain't getting the other vagina.
Speaker 4If she gets somebody else, that ain't your vagina.
Speaker 2That ain't your vagina.
Speaker 4It's like Siamese.
Speaker 1It's never really. I mean, they're going to give it to who they want to give it to anyway.
Speaker 3Yeah, but they decide If it's your woman, it's cheating. If it's not your woman, man, she can do whatever she want with that vagina.
Speaker 1Then she for the street, for the streets. Okay, now go ahead with the story. You was going to say so, because now we got one with this.
Speaker 4No, hey, don't worry about us. We talking to people. What's the Hansel twins? The?
Speaker 3conjoined twins. Conjoined twins? Okay, right, so the story just came out that one of them got married.
Speaker 2Okay, one of them got married Right Right when they joined at.
Speaker 4At the shoulder.
Speaker 3They got everything else they have two. It's basically two.
Speaker 2Two heads Okay.
Speaker 3Everything else they share, but one person.
Speaker 1One of them is married.
Speaker 3Yeah okay, okay, I got you. So say the other one decides to get married, right? Different spouse.
Speaker 1Hey, wait Real quick. Is it wrong if I Google two head twins get married?
Speaker 3Conjoined Use.
Speaker 4Conjoined hey can't be, no wronger Than what's going Through my head Right now. Hey, I'm just saying it can't be no wronger Than that, so you might Want to google it. So.
Speaker 1Man.
Speaker 2That's a motherfucking Conundrum, but Okay, I'm just thinking Like god, dad, that's fucked up. So the other one Gonna check out she gonna turn her head To the side. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1So they're having sex? No, we talking about.
Speaker 3They have the same, so one of them is married. Right, they're having sex. They both feeling it, yeah. But the other one says, well, I wanna get married To John Right. So now, who's?
Speaker 4Body. Who's got possession of the body? We'll really be a conundrum on one of the other ones.
Speaker 2The BBC the big black cunt it don't matter right, and I remember them too.
Speaker 1You remember when they was kids. So, tell me this. I know, hey, this is a podcast. Let your mind go, go ahead, go, just ask the questions.
Speaker 4You don't want that to happen. No, I'm trying to reign. Do they got two vaginas or they got one vagina?
Speaker 1No, here, they go right here. Yeah, I see two heads, okay.
Speaker 2I see two heads, nigga, I'm just asking. So which one got married?
Speaker 4yeah, so I don't know, I'm just guessing if I wanted to smash the one on the right right, you had to go through the one on the left you put up a like a.
Speaker 1You put up a blinder like a motherfucking horse blinder, no but what if the one on the right, or would you know, the one on the right, or the one on the right? She's over there looking that dick, look tasty.
Speaker 2Did she get married to a girl or did she get married to a?
Speaker 1guy? No, did she marry the guy? This is what we're trying to say, though. What if the other girl want to get married now?
Speaker 4You're trying to say how does the intimacy shit work?
Speaker 1Exactly that's what we're talking about. You're going to say how does the intimacy shit work.
Speaker 3Exactly that's what we talking about. You're gonna put up a sheet, but no, but they're sharing everything.
Speaker 1No, look they attached, they're attached right there, they're attached at the ear.
Speaker 3They're sharing titties. They're sharing.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, they're attached.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm saying they look like they're attached, so they got two brains.
Speaker 1They got two brains, two necks, that's it and then a one body and then it got two ears, like she got the left ear, she got the right ear, you gotta put a sheet or something up.
Speaker 4No, you don't Just like a surgery. That one lucky man.
Speaker 1Hey. So here's my question so he getting head From one, he getting head From?
Speaker 2both Balls licked from both he getting smacked, he smacking both, oh man.
Speaker 1He getting doubleall just. No, listen, dude no look, this is what everybody's thinking and you can go ahead and join the conversation.
Speaker 2Hey, I'm a deviant.
Speaker 4Cause you know you want to.
Speaker 1I'm a sexual deviant Joe.
Speaker 4Here's the thing, y'all just evil niggas so.
Speaker 2What if she wanna marry a girl and she gonna marry the guy?
Speaker 1Now, here's the thing. Now let's just say, cause you know, some of them like to take the load on the face Now, what if a little bit goes over? So listen.
Speaker 2So you're telling me these chicks don't have oral sex.
Speaker 1The other one's going to throw up a little bit in their mouth, or but listen, this is what I'm saying. What if okay? So you know. I'm saying what if Okay, so you know, homeboy.
Speaker 4No, no, no listen.
Speaker 1This is serious. So whichever one is married I know Homeboy got a nice friend. What if she was like? Oh, his name is John. Oh, I love to suck John's dick.
Speaker 2What does his boy do? Does one control the left side and one control the right side?
Speaker 1well, no, cause they got two different mouths.
Speaker 2I know, and two different brains, so I'm just saying who controls the?
Speaker 4right hand and the left hand. I think they can control but, listen, they can literally take turns and control, cause obviously they only got one vagina.
Speaker 1So if one took an ecstasy, but listen.
Speaker 2But you, they can literally Take turns and control. So if, obviously, they only got One vagina. So if one took an ecstasy, will one be rolling? Oh, that's a good question. Will one be rolling or both of them be rolling?
Speaker 4Both it's in the same bloodstream. But one I'm just saying oh yeah.
Speaker 3But will one be?
Speaker 2affected more yeah it's gonna go to one brain, not the other brain.
Speaker 4It's going to be in the bloodstream.
Speaker 1I don't know, bro. I'm not a drug addict.
Speaker 3You just found a guy with two dicks. Okay, here it is.
Speaker 4Right here. Why'd you bring this shit up, hey?
Speaker 1Joe, this is a podcast.
Speaker 3Joe, we're here to entertain the people. Each has a heart, stomach, spine, pair of lungs and spinal cord. Each twin controls one arm and one leg. There you go, Bam. When they have infants, learn to crawl, or when they were infants learning to crawl. I remember them that required cooperation, so they each control their side of the body. There you go.
Speaker 1Hey so if they go to Disneyland and if one of them was like oh, I'm not feeling like Disneyland today. You know you got to be a bitch, You're going anyway. You outvoted two to one. We're the strongest. Where'd they start? One go, one way and one go the other way.
Speaker 2That was a lie. I think they've been doing it long. Where'd they start?
Speaker 4One go one way and one go the other way, never mind, I think they've been doing it long enough to compromise and cooperate. Flip a coin or some shit, the boy.
Speaker 3They're both fifth grade teachers, but they both kind of had to be right Because I mean I'm going to go to my job, you're going to go to your job.
Speaker 1Okay, let's be for real. Okay, that is for real. So do both of them give them heads. Come on, dog. Answer the question, dog.
Speaker 4God help me. Come on, joe.
Speaker 2They said, they got one vagina.
Speaker 4If you you out there, help me now.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You know, you gonna.
Speaker 2Shoot the club Cause I'm sure Hold on.
Speaker 1Cause. Look, they both got a stomach.
Conjoined Twins Marriage and Intimacy
Speaker 2And they both got a spine.
Speaker 1A very handsome guy, one takes a motherfucking pill.
Speaker 2One takes an ecstasy yeah.
Speaker 1And it goes up to the brain of her. Yeah, I think the other one Ain't gonna get affected. And which one titty do you bust on the one that's your wife?
Speaker 4That's a conundrum.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying, or oh, that's a lucky dude. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3He's a handsome guy, it ain't got nothing to do with handsome, look at that you got two girls For the price of one. Is the other one allowed to enjoy it?
Speaker 2She gonna have to.
Speaker 1And if they get in an argument Be like, what do you do?
Speaker 2Stay out of it. It's not my Stay out of it Stacy, I don't know.
Speaker 1Abby and Brittany.
Speaker 2Get out of my business, brittany, turn yourself off. Yeah, I don't know, or any name Abby and Brittany.
Speaker 1Abby and Brittany, get out of my business. Brittany, turn yourself off. I just yeah, joe. Come on, joe. Of all the times I know he ain't got nothing to say. He ain't got nothing to say. Joe, you got some alcohol. Which one do you bust on? Give him some liquor. Come on, joe.
Speaker 2You bust in the middle of both titties.
Speaker 4Technically, you do both.
Speaker 2Exactly.
Speaker 4You got to bust both. You know what I'm saying. The guy lucky he look like a man. You can get a fucking Remy and a blowjob.
Speaker 2That's all you got. There we go.
Speaker 3That's the Joe I know right there. Oh, jesus Christ, help me. I told you.
Speaker 4Now he wanna go to church. You ain't up there nowhere, like man. Man, you gotta be kidding me, but you could, though. You just sit right between them, did you? You're starting to get a visual, ain't you Dog, listen?
Speaker 1You see how the young man is sitting up here grinning.
Speaker 4That's how I've been happy to the motherfucker. Yeah, I'm finna. Tap both of these up, tap that he happened all over the floor, okay, so look, he's married.
Speaker 1He's married to the one on the left do you guess? I told you the one on the left but listen, but the one on the, but the one on the dog, because I'm looking at the picture, the one on the right, y'all can look up uh, I don't need to see double twins no look
Speaker 1here they go double twins see how they're dancing. And he's. So he's married to the one. Uh no, he's married to the one on the right. On the right, he's married to the one on the right, but the one on the left got her arm around his neck. So do she tell her sister, like, don't touch my dude, or what?
Speaker 4another thing when they got married she's crazy man a split dress like it was a full dress but,
Speaker 2I'm just saying it's a half, is it half black and half white? There you go, joe, is it?
Speaker 4half bridesmaid One dress.
Speaker 1So her sister had to be the maid of honor, right.
Speaker 2That's crazy and walked her down the aisle.
Speaker 3I have a serious question, though.
Speaker 1In all seriousness, no nigga, look In all seriousness, look at the picture. I'm looking at it. So now look, because you can tell he's married to the one on the right. Mm-hmm, now see the one on the left with her arm around him. Yeah, so should she have did that, or no?
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1Because it just make it, because they're slow dancers.
Speaker 4I do twin share.
Speaker 3Hey, so in all seriousness, no, in all seriousness, if they made a sex tape, would you watch it?
Speaker 4Hell yeah, you fucking crazy. I'm gonna take it to the point I'm so thrilled with you, steve, would you watch it? Absolutely Okay, I'd watch the shit out of it. I want it on VHS so I can rewind it.
Speaker 3Stop it, when I want to. They even make VHS anymore. No, they don't. They can't get it right.
Speaker 4I just want the old school feel.
Speaker 1Okay, now here's another question, Okay.
Speaker 4Okay, I'm ready now.
Speaker 1So he can only touch one titty, Because technically this titty is hers.
Speaker 4That's what I'm telling you, bro. You can get a Remy and a blow right there. So is he going to slip up?
Speaker 3and be like oh oh, grab both titties. I don't know where to come with shit. Is she going to be like get off. Is she going to slap his hand off of him, man?
Speaker 1Listen, I'm telling you it sounds far-fetched and it sounds like we're not being crazy or malicious, because they truly got married and I know they're going to have intercourse and I'm sure they have. So these are real questions that I know people honestly want to know. I would love it how they do it. Yeah, like how.
Speaker 4How y'all do it.
Speaker 3They just came out with like three months ago.
Speaker 4And then like say, if you'd hit it from the back, do you pull Three months ago?
Speaker 1And then like I say if you'd hit it from the back you'd pull both of them hair. Oh see, there you go, joe. And then she'd be like, oh, you pulled my sister's hair Two-fisted.
Speaker 2Oh, look at him.
Speaker 3A ride scooter? Yeah, no, that was. I mean, they're 30, what 34 years old? Yeah, no, yeah. So yeah, they've been around for a long time.
Speaker 2I know they've been around. I'm just saying, yeah, that's one coochie, two titties.
Speaker 4So if they hit a bump you think they can gush.
Speaker 1See, now we're going. See now, that's.
Speaker 4Well, now I'm just saying we was asking serious questions. You see the bike.
Speaker 1Look at the bike. Dog, I saw. It Okay, then Like whose?
Speaker 4Whose titties do we touch? And that's serious, you know. They got two titties. You touch both of them. You touch them both, man, you know what?
Speaker 2Get your hands off my titty? I hate it when you do that, and If the chick get man, you know what?
Speaker 1Get your hands off my titty. I hate it when you do that. And if the chick gets mad, does both sisters get mad or does he just?
Speaker 4They're individuals.
Speaker 1Be like over here, I'll talk to you.
Speaker 4They're essentially two bodies joined together and they come together at the midsection.
Speaker 1I'm just, I'm just looking up a video, man, it ain't a dirty video, it's just.
Speaker 2Hello, everyone Welcome to my channel Tough topic. My name is Brittany. I hope everyone is having a great day. They got their own packers. This is part two of my Fascinating Stories series and I'm going to be talking about conjoined twins, brittany and Abby Back in 2000.
Speaker 4Oh man, oh my goodness, they did a Playboy shoot.
Speaker 1Yeah, uh-uh, no, you know what? Okay, we're going to watch this and say this for the we're gonna say that for the next time okay I just got quiet on all right anyway, thank you moving on.
Speaker 4I was that hard for you, joe yeah, bro, I think I did pretty well. Though, joe, you did good, man, I really do, I think I pretty well. I told you your flask. You have no idea where I was at you went to a dark space.
Speaker 3Yeah, dark space.
Speaker 1Hey, those are good, those are serious questions though I'm interested.
Speaker 4I'm very interested. I was sitting right next to Thanos right there, because I guarantee everybody.
Speaker 1That's the first thing. Everybody's mind goes to how they do it. Like what's the etiquette? Yeah, yeah, like what's the etiquette. So you telling me not at one time is he going to kiss the one that he's not married to?
Speaker 4So what if one like dirty talking and one don't?
Speaker 1I know.
Speaker 2Yeah, you fucking bitch. What if one want to be slapped? And the other one don't.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean it's interesting.
Speaker 1I'm interested, smack me harder.
Speaker 3You know the questions had to been asked. I'm gonna have to find.
Speaker 1And you ain't even think about it.
Speaker 4What if one like ain't on nothing, that's a good one.
Speaker 1That's a good one, that's a good one.
Speaker 4Don't you put that in there?
Speaker 3Joe, that is. Go ahead, it's okay, that is inappropriate, joe.
Speaker 4Shut the fuck up, you shut up.
Speaker 2Shut the fuck up and take it, it's going in, appalled that you would think.
Speaker 4I told you not to put it in there. Hey, what?
Speaker 1about yeah, you would think I told you not to put it in there. Hey, what about uh dog? Yeah, no, that that was good. So because you know the feeling that you get when people, you know when you having uh intercourse with your significant other, right? So I know the other one has to feel like the same feelings, so I know the other one has to feel it.
Speaker 4They both have the same feelings, you know. Everything's different all the way down.
Speaker 2To the titty. After the titty.
Speaker 4They got two spines though.
Speaker 2They got two different spines, two different lungs Two different, hearts Two different hips.
Speaker 4Everything's the same, except for the vagina. But when he puts it in they might have two of the motherfuckers. The other lady got two.
Speaker 1You never know.
Speaker 2One might be productive and one might not. They might have two vaginas.
Speaker 4And then what? The other lady got two and she ain't conjoining.
Speaker 3What if the one that Got married can't feel the vagina Like that?
Speaker 4That's, she don't make no sense she had to feel the vagina, she wouldn't have ever got married.
Speaker 3I mean who controls. See, that's what I'm saying, cause you know that's what.
Speaker 4I'm saying, nobody ever said anything, so they could have two.
Speaker 1Once, Like if they're having intercourse. So you know they both, you know the feeling that you have it could be two right there, side by side, when you're about to orgasm. What if?
Speaker 2one of them pass out on orgasm and the other one don't, then you just.
Speaker 4Then the conversation be like, you know, when you passed out, I think it got me too, man they're the best.
Speaker 1What if one wants you To shoot in their mouth, but the other one?
Speaker 4I don't think she gonna taste it.
Speaker 1Don't. No, I'm just saying she be like no, not in my mouth, not in my mouth, and the other one be like oh, yeah, in my mouth.
Speaker 4She just be like, oh wait, she just turned it on. You should go ahead and take it, it ain't that bad Something accidentally Gets over Skeets over.
Speaker 3That's terrible. Alright y'all, we're gonna talk about something.
Speaker 4We were right along.
Speaker 1You got it in my eye.
Speaker 2That wasn't.
Speaker 1That wasn't too bad, though. We were right along.
Speaker 4Hey.
Speaker 1That is, that is interesting.
Speaker 2We were right along. The other one got Ski goggles on. I don't like it on my face.
Speaker 1And what about the chick With the two vaginas If she get pregnant In both of them and she having Fraternal?
Speaker 2twins yeah.
Speaker 3Two different daddies, exactly, but what?
Speaker 1What if she get pregnant At three different, you know, three months apart?
Speaker 4Still, she gonna be pregnant a long fucking time. She gonna be big Nine months, 12 months. She gonna be pregnant a whole year.
Speaker 3I don't think her body be able to handle that.
Speaker 1Because they said both. They said both were, unless they mean like one, and I know people are like man, they so listen we are guys. Absolutely not.
Speaker 2We read stories and we just run with it. I am definitely not a doctor. This is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 1But, I'm just wondering so when they mean both can reproduce, so do that mean like it's? Still just one. She can get pregnant from either one, but it's still only one.
Speaker 4I got a question. I'm trying to get off this conversation.
Speaker 1Okay, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 4Is Puff Daddy just a sick twisted motherfucker or he just being a typical man saying whatever the fuck you want to hear, so he can get what he want?
Speaker 1Good question, because I've heard that's all.
Speaker 2I want to know that men say whatever the fuck they want to get what they want and say what they want to get what they want.
Speaker 4Right, say what you want to hear, so you get what you want.
Speaker 2And he did the same thing. Everybody do that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, cause women do it too. Women definitely do it.
Speaker 4He's just on a different level, though Like.
Speaker 1Way, way different level.
Speaker 4The level's a little higher.
Speaker 1That's because he hold he holds a position of power.
Speaker 4Yeah, cause I'm saying so by him holding a position of power.
Speaker 1He can use that. I'm just saying he can use yeah, he can use it as leverage over for you know a whole bunch of people.
Speaker 4The girls have my okay, so if he's been doing this, yeah, they got the power to pee. Yeah, he's been done this for over 30 years, right, okay, maybe 20, I don't know. He started out like with Andre Pharrell and right or whatever his name was, but don't you think the people that went into his office knew what kind of person he was before they went in there? It wasn't no secret. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4They tried to warn us but, it wasn't no secret Now only thing I would say If he did, if he, if he fucked over some kids, that's a different story. But these grown ass people, they should have known better.
Speaker 2I would think, I would think that the grown people Know way better. Yeah they know better. You know better than that and y'all know Puffy Parties but are way different. Yeah, you know what I mean. Before you even go over there, you already know Puffy.
Speaker 4Party. You got motherfucking glow worms sticking out your ass and shit you know it's a choice, it's a choice you make, it might not be the party for me.
Speaker 3So you show up. It's a choice you make.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3And if you decide to sell yourself?
Speaker 2to the devil.
Speaker 4I'm not saying he was the devil, I'm just saying I'm just saying that was the question, like do you think he's a sick twisted motherfucker or he's just a typical motherfucker who just say whatever you need to hear to get what he wants.
Speaker 2What's his name? Jeffrey Weinstein.
Speaker 3I mean, I think, yes, of course he's going to say whatever you need to hear to get what he wants, but it's your choice to do what he wants, right? But again, let's take Meek Mill, for example. There we go with this.
Speaker 1You see, he on Meek Mill. Huh, he wanted to come up. Wait real quick. Was she pregnant at the same time then? Because I didn't get to read it.
Speaker 4I'm just saying okay, let's talk with meek meals and meek mills. Never even cut a album. I don't think he was on there.
Speaker 1He was featured on I didn't even know meek mill was. He was with bad boy, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4He just partied with puffy the whole time and he was telling him like, oh, we're gonna get.
Speaker 1This album is with mmg but listen, listen, you know, with Rick Ross.
Speaker 4No with MMG is Rick Ross. Well, why you don't hang around Puffy for me?
Speaker 3Because Puffy is up here.
Speaker 4Okay, then Puffy, the woman he was up there talking about oh man, I love you man, I love you man. And then next thing you know he's crying. Oh, y'all know, do that shit you gotta do in the industry Fuck all that shit. Nigga, you made your bad life. Hey, for real.
Speaker 3I agree with you If that's what you're thinking, because there's always a choice.
Speaker 4Oh, I agree, If you you know you either don't do it or you do it.
Speaker 3It's Puffy the Illuminati.
Speaker 4If you're going to do it.
Speaker 1I will be pitching instead of catching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying no matter what happens, I'm pitching.
Speaker 4No matter what happens, I'm pitching. You're going to be pitching instead of catching. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1I'm a pitcher, I'm not catching, I'm pitching.
Speaker 3That's a decision you make. You know Right, you know alright see I be god damn.
Speaker 2You put a magazine on my back.
Speaker 3God damn catching, hey you catching, you gay well, no, but you know you pitching you gay.
Speaker 4It don't really matter, but it is what it is, hey another thing is this here we in 2024, and I don't think people really give a shit anymore. Nah, they're still a group.
Speaker 3damn you fuck, they're still a group. They don't give a fuck, bro, they're still a group, still a group that, what that? Care that care. Only people that care are the closet homosexuals If you out here rapping about this and that.
Speaker 4The rest of the motherfuckers, don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3If you out here rapping about this and that they don't, care bro. You on the streets, listen to your music. That's straight, they're going to be like oh, why am I listening to?
Speaker 1that. Hey, I guarantee you it's some gay thug.
Speaker 3Oh, I'm sure they are.
Speaker 1I know absolutely for sure it's some gay thug.
Speaker 4You think, if they gave a fuck, little Nas X went and stole all that and took it out and they gave a fuck. Well, little Nas. X is out there.
Speaker 3He didn't do nothing. He's not a thug rapper. Little Nas X.
Speaker 4Little Nas X. He went down that Old Town Road, old Town Road.
Speaker 3Horses. That ain't nothing to do with thugs. He came out right after that, all his stuff.
Speaker 4Dancing with the devil and shit.
Speaker 2I'm just saying.
Speaker 4I just don't think people give a fuck. You know what I'm saying? There's still a lot of. If you gay, it's gay. No, I don't care, they don't no.
Speaker 3I don't If you go back If you haven't presented. Yourself as being gay?
Speaker 4No if you go back 2005, 2010 yeah, they gave a fuck. Yeah, I still think. But it's 2024, they 2010,. Yeah, they gave a fuck, yeah, I still think. But in 2024, they don't give a fuck. If you come out now, High school kids, now motherfucker having yiking parties and shit. If you come out now as an artist.
Speaker 1Explain what that is, Because you know you got to explain for the. You got to explain this stuff.
Circle Jerk and Movie Recommendations
Speaker 4We're talking to listeners, you know when they get there, when the kids have them jack off parties and shit. Have them jack off parties and shit. I ain't never heard of that.
Speaker 1That's the main part. Oh, that's a real thing. On top of your kid boy. That's a real. No, nigga, they all get together. That's a real thing. They all get together and they all jack off and shit. That's a real thing.
Speaker 4I ain't never heard of that Circle jerk.
Speaker 1That's a real thing, it ain't. There's no way now, you know. Okay, let's just say it's back in our times when I'm in high school and they be like oh, what is it called? Yeah, whatever it's called.
Speaker 4I might be wrong, but whatever it's called.
Speaker 1But they do. Okay, you come to the masturbation party Now I can guarantee you, you, you, myself included. We thinking well, okay, let me speak for myself. Then I'm thinking with the intent hell yeah, I'm coming, but I'm thinking with the intent, I'm going to be masturbating too.
Speaker 3Smash something.
Speaker 1Exactly.
Speaker 4That's why I'm going, because the chicks Gonna sit up here. That's your mindset.
Speaker 1No, they going To actually To actually Do it. And then I did. I did hear something. Now, everybody, you can turn your radios down For the next 15 seconds, or whatever, cause I do have to say something that's disgusting, no, you can look this up. Yeah, I don't know you can look this up too.
Speaker 4Let's not go with disgusting yet?
Speaker 1Oh shit, nigga, this is a podcast dog, you can turn your ears off. No, I ain't talking about that. We entertaining the people, you jacking off right, Uh-huh. And then I guess you know everybody sit up here. I guess they shoot in their cup and I guess whoever the last person was, oh hell, no, Niggas you crazy.
Speaker 4Nigga yeah.
Speaker 2You can look it up. The last person do what. Last person got to drink it. Last person got to drink it, no Same my type of party.
Speaker 4Nigga Nigga, I'm a. Are you still trying to smash something now? Nigga Nigga, I'm out. Deuces.
Speaker 1Nigga. Oh no, I'm not going to that party.
Speaker 3I'm out as soon as I see other niggas start pulling out their dicks and they start jagging off.
Speaker 1No, cause, listen, my whole intent Is to sit up there and you know you're trying to do this for me.
Speaker 4Let's go to this room. I understand that. Yes, let's do this and this.
Speaker 1And then as soon as like all right, I'm done.
Speaker 3I'm out as soon as they start forming a circle and everybody's just nah, yeah, nah, I thought it was just going to be me and you.
Speaker 1I'm out out. Hey, that remind me of uh, well, I mean totally different scenario, but uh, it's a movie called talk to me from australia. It don't have anything to do with no, no, jack off party or nothing, but the concept is they would talk to this hand. But oh, I saw that. It's fantastic. I saw that. Hey, I don't want y'all to think like oh, they didn't? These don't have nothing to do with jacking off. I just thought about it because these kids were in high school, right?
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1And the hand is haunted. But it just made me think of kids and just doing I'm like it's like the hand's, like a doorway. Yeah, yeah, okay, to talk to dead people, yeah, so that's what it is, but that's just the image that I have in my head of these kids. And then why in the hell would you?
Speaker 4No matter how fucked up the shit gets, they just think it's funny because they're on high. Exactly.
Speaker 1It's a good movie. It's a real, real good movie's a real, real good movie.
Speaker 4Since we recommended the movie.
Speaker 1We didn't even Talk about, talk to me. But if y'all Haven't seen that movie, talk to me.
Speaker 4It's just Really yeah.
Speaker 1It's very interesting. I definitely Ain't seen that one. Yeah, watch it, it's a real good one. It's called Talk to me, you know, but yeah, and all that. Yeah, man, that's.
Speaker 4And then and then. The thing about it is Leave it at that. Oh, was you going to?
Speaker 1talk about. Talk to me again. No, I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4Oh, let them. You got to watch it yeah. Cause it ain't your movie, but hey it.
Discussion on Popcorn, Prices, and Pre-Gaming
Speaker 1It's real good. It's better like if you kind of would you. It's considered a horror movie, don't you?
Speaker 4think, yeah, it's a horror movie.
Speaker 3Yeah, it looks like it's on Showtime Hulu oh, is it shit.
Speaker 1I'm gonna watch it again then. So it's on Hulu, okay, yeah yeah oh yeah, I'm gonna watch it again. Showtime oh, I saw Godzilla. Oh yeah, I'm going to watch it again, shutang, oh, I saw Godzilla. I keep saying Godzilla versus King Kong, but that's just like last week when I said Liam Neeson, I know the movie ain't called Godzilla versus King.
Speaker 4Kong. It's something Kingdom right.
Speaker 1Goddamn it, eddie, you know how to spell it. Yeah, it's like Godzilla and King Kong or whatever the new kingdom, I think yeah.
Speaker 4I believe that's what it is, I mean, I think I'm just going to say, shout out On my way home. I might just stop by the movie theater and get me one of them giant bags of popcorn.
Speaker 1And check it out.
Speaker 4I just like popcorn, oh and check it out. I just like popcorn.
Speaker 1I did, man, that's just so. Ain't nothing like fucking theater popcorn.
Speaker 4Cause, you know?
Speaker 1you get. You get the little popcorn bag right and they give it to you like the little medium bag.
Speaker 4So I'm sitting there.
Speaker 1I get my soda, I got my popcorn, I got me a hot dog. I know I'm not gonna eat all the all the popcorn, but still I mean obviously I already paid, you know, with my little popcorn rewards I ain't eat that much of it, but still, it's still just great just to have all. I'm just looking at like I should take this home with me. I was like you never take it home, that's. And then, dude, it's so much popcorn left too that I'm going to start a lot. And then, dude, it's a dude, it's so much popcorn left too that I'm gonna start bringing it home because I never eat it.
Speaker 1Everyone knows the game with popcorn no, it's Harkins, I'm just saying because you know I got the popcorn rewards. I only eat dude, remember just one person, so I only eat just like a little bit of it. And then, because I'm not even a big popcorn eater- I just like the way it tastes.
Speaker 4I gotta get me an extra large. I go through the first bag and then I refill it up before I leave when I first got here.
Speaker 3I didn't know about that trick, right. So I remember taking my kids to the theater and the guy in front of me ordered extra large, got the little trays, right, Right. He straight up said, poured it out into each tray and said refill. I was like what, yeah, what? You're just going to be so blatant about it Right in front of him.
Speaker 4And then you know mark the bag. No, but you know if the bag ain't marked, you can just take it back.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think they do that no more they might. I see somebody market?
Speaker 4I do I do? I just give them a refill.
Speaker 2I'm right there. I said just give me my refill now, so I want to come back. They be like okay.
Speaker 1They give me two bags.
Speaker 2I always walk back with two bags.
Speaker 1now, that is the number one moneymaker.
Speaker 4It's almost $10 now. It's the popcorn that's crazy.
Speaker 1That's the number and I remember we had a meeting about it. This was years ago, probably maybe 15 years ago, but I just know the pallets that they come in and how big the bag is and the amount of money that they make on just one big bag. Oh, my God.
Speaker 3It probably cost what 50 cents to make that bag.
Speaker 4Lower than that. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1Okay, let's just say honestly, let's just say honestly, let's just say, if the bag was $10, if it was $10, if it was $10, how much do you pay for popcorn? So I'm saying you're paying $10.
Speaker 3You're paying $10. I'm sure they only pay, probably maybe $0.50. Yeah, they're making at least $10. Yeah, they're making.
Speaker 1I know popcorn is the number one, the number one money maker.
Speaker 2I buy that shit at Sam. I buy a big ass thing for like $6. Just think about it $6 is like a garbage bag full of popcorn.
Speaker 1Oh, the raspberry ice tea. I'm a root beer guy. I'm like root beer light ice, so I have a buddy.
Speaker 4Okay, sam, had that one bag, one that's supposed to be good for you. Who, sam Cliff?
Speaker 3Oh, so it's like anything markup, right. So I have a buddy that's a bartender. He was just telling me on a bottle of liquor, say it's a bottle of Jack, right. He said this bottle cost us $40. It makes us $500.
Speaker 1Isn't that crazy.
Speaker 3Isn't that crazy For one bottle? Yeah, and I'm just saying because they calculate it on their pours.
Speaker 1If they don't get that pour then they get reprimanded for overpouring and all that type of stuff.
Speaker 3Yeah, they say that bottle has to make them like between $400 and $500 for that one bottle, that's crazy, that is wild.
Speaker 4That's why I carry my own.
Speaker 3Crazy.
Speaker 4Everywhere I go, you know that markup.
Speaker 1Joe is a G about it too, Carry my own bro. I might buy one. I got my own lather.
Speaker 3That's why you got to pre-drink.
Speaker 1That's it Hell yeah.
Speaker 4Pre-game.
Speaker 1Pre-game I heard that you go in there, you get that what's your name? Or shout out to I mean he shall remain nameless, but they're going to know when they hear this story. You know, you go into the club, they got their shooters in their pocket. I don't know how they get them in there, cause you know how they kinda. Yeah, but then I mean it could be a couple places that they don't really check.
Speaker 4Put them in a warm spot, yeah.
Speaker 1Like I said, I didn't want to say it, but I got it. Put them in that warm spot.
Speaker 4Yeah. Dog, you sitting up here Easy way to do it.
Speaker 1Is put it in your girl's purse though.
Speaker 4Dog man you start pulling out them shooters. They do not check women for shit.
Speaker 1I'm sitting up here like Wait, this nigga done. Walked up In here With four Shooters. You buy.
Speaker 3You buy one drink.
Speaker 1Got the shooters. He's like oh, I'm good for the rest of the night With this. I'm like man.
Speaker 4He said you go Like it's like, you go to Cigar, like the cigar cases, hold the one cigar.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4See, you put the one cigar, you put the one cigar in there and then you take your cigar in there and you, but the other two would be Flasks.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 4You gotta do what you gotta do this shit's hot, oh yeah. You got to do what you got to do. This is high. Gaston went up 36. Especially when I like shit, I don't fucking want to try me $17 a shot. Fuck y'all man, they out there, dare mind dog.
Speaker 1Dog, that's that good stuff too. Yeah, baby, you go to a game now.
Speaker 3It's $10 for a beer, oh yeah. I don't even go to a game now. It's $10 for a beer, oh yeah.
Speaker 1I don't even go to games. I'm sitting here, I got courtside coffee table seats.
Speaker 4You buy the ticket at the game and shit, you end up watching the jumble trying anyway. Now we stay the fuck at home.
Speaker 1Oh, that's right, you be like, wait, wait, what happened? I missed it, right.
Speaker 3Ain't no replay. You think about the final four, right? So all those people at state farm stadium?
Speaker 1oh sitting up in the 400 because, because listen, because how's 500, because how do they do it? They go they go sideline.
Speaker 4They turn it side, sideline, the sideline yeah, yeah, but they got the corner right there too though.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, the court, the corner, yeah, the court. But so Okay, let's just say If it's from end zone to 50.
Speaker 3Or it could be it ain't even that big though.
Speaker 1You think about it.
Speaker 4They don't make it that big.
Speaker 3Yeah, they don't even center. So my brother went last time. They didn't even center the court In the field.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying. It's it's on is towards one end. I don't know it's towards one end. Then they put the bleachers up on the other part of the field. So that's, that's one of the, that's one of the stands.
Speaker 1The other stands, those are the portable stands portable stands then you have the actual stadium right, you had an actual stand and that's like so, how many do they? Because I, I don't know why, I never, ever thought, but then I was like because I know, without sale, why don't they just do it like where the Suns play, or but?
Speaker 2then right.
Speaker 1Because they hold, because these football stadiums hold way way more. Yeah, it's money.
Speaker 3You got an stadium that holds 60,000.
Speaker 4It's a two-day event though, right yeah, but still. No it's not a two-day, they're just going to do the Final Four. Final Four and the championship on Monday.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1So you got for the women you got Friday Friday.
Speaker 3Sunday. I'm talking to the man, oh yeah.
Speaker 2You buy a ticket.
Speaker 1Saturday, monday, it's for both.
Speaker 3Oh, no, no, no, it's for one. You can buy a package deal.
Speaker 4No, no, no. When you buy the ticket, it's for both games.
Speaker 1It's for both games yes, on Saturday.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's right, you're right.
Speaker 3It. It seats 70,000.
Speaker 4So it seats 70,000. How many are they?
Speaker 3That's more than most of the basketball stadium.
Speaker 1But how many was the capacity for the final four?
Speaker 2That's it, 70,000.
Speaker 3Oh, so they're putting 70,000 people in.
Speaker 1They're putting 70,000 people in Well, never mind, they just answered my question. My brother went to the last one here and they was up in 400.
Speaker 3He said they was watching the damn screen the entire time. Nigga that dude, Exactly.
Speaker 1Now I'm going to tell you Listen, people love what they love. I was going to say that A lot of people like to just go to this stuff, just to be like, oh, I went to so-and-so.
Speaker 4I was there yeah, Dude listen. I went to like I went to see Ice Cube and I couldn't tell if it was him or lookalike.
Speaker 2The women's Final Four has a seating capacity of 19,432.
Speaker 1Because see, they're just playing in Gund arena.
Speaker 2Yeah, they're playing at Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse.
Speaker 1Oh see, yeah, the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse. I think that's Cleveland State, remember that's new. I think Wait, wait, yeah, no, because Wait, remember that's new. I think wait, wait or yeah, no, cause wait the Cavs the.
Speaker 3Cavs was called Quicken Loans so they're not even playing in the arena.
Speaker 1I think they might be playing at Cleveland State.
Speaker 2Damn now home of Cleveland Cavaliers, which has a capacity of 19 oh, it's called Rocket, see.
Speaker 1You see how long I've been gone. Oh, rocket Mortgage yeah.
Speaker 3See, you see how long I've been gone. Oh, rocket.
Speaker 1Mortgage yeah, oh yeah, that used to be Quick and Long. Oh, quick and Long. Oh, okay, okay, okay, so it's called Rocket Mortgage.
Speaker 2Fieldhouse now Yep, yes sir, no well Home of the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Speaker 1First off, it used to be the Coliseum which was. I got to see Muhammad Ali fight thanks to my pops Right, I was a little kid but and I also saw Michael Doakes. He was from Akron, Ohio. He lost. I think Jerry Kosea Got knocked out it was on HBO, I think too. I saw him fight at the Coliseum. I saw Julia Serving Michael Jordan. Obviously Did I ever I saw Julia serving Michael Jordan. Obviously did I ever see Larry Bird. I don't think I ever saw Larry Bird. Wait, I think Reggie Miller, ron Harper, obviously because he played for Cleveland, but then they moved to Gondarina and that's I think we saw AI they already sold out for the women's yeah.
Speaker 1Wait, did y'all hear how?
Speaker 3many people Rated highest ever.
Speaker 1Was it 12 million? 12.3. 12.3 million yeah, that was an elite eight game.
Speaker 4Watch the LSU game.
Discussion on Women's College Basketball
Speaker 1Yeah, lsu, I was 12 million. Okay, now I do have a question. Did anybody hear the comments or whatever by is it? I don't want to get the young ladies' names. Is their name Angel?
Speaker 4Angela or Angel Angel Angel. Okay.
Speaker 1Did y'all hear, like the comments, like after, Like, I mean, I haven't heard all of it.
Speaker 4I think I heard part of it. They shouldn't have never went out and did an interview no, that's, I said the same thing.
Speaker 1What did she say? They should have let her calm down first yeah, what did she say?
Speaker 3I mean she kind of she just broke down.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean that's but yeah you know, that's what they want the black woman to do though, but here's my thing too. She's 21, though, yeah, I know man, hey, hey, Kid.
Speaker 1Here's my thing. You got to know that's a big-time sport. That's a big-time sport.
Speaker 4Well, the thing was People hey, that's.
Speaker 3I mean especially now.
Speaker 1they want clicks, they want.
Speaker 3Shield got nothing to hang her head on, in my opinion, because they won it last year so she can go off as a champion now Kaitlyn Clark granted, yes, she's considered the best, and all that type of stuff, she still ain't won a championship.
Speaker 1Yeah, she still got to win. She still got to win it. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4She still got to Keep my fingers crossed, hope my nigga bitches wear them out.
Speaker 1Oh my God, you already know.
Speaker 2Listen, I'm going to tell you this though I love them, man, you kind of going to put it on them.
Speaker 1Play some defense on her. Play defense and make her play defense. And y'all know, if this chick can shoot from 30 feet, nigga, guard her at 50 feet. Exactly, get her at 50 feet.
Speaker 4You make her play both ends. You make her play both ends, but still you but the thing is.
Speaker 1here's the thing Some of them shots that she's making is shots that she normally makes. She normally makes.
Speaker 4but you got to make her come in a little bit Because it's kind of and I'm just saying it's just kind of hard to make them. When you shoot a lot from deep it's kind of hard to make them close shots.
Speaker 1Oh no, it is, it is my, it is my game plan.
Speaker 4No, it is, my guard is fucking to make a close shot If I'm South Carolina playing Iowa.
Speaker 3I'll let her shoot all she want.
Speaker 1But no, let's go with UConn. Uconn is blank. Uconn plays Iowa.
Speaker 3Yeah, let her shoot all she want, guard everybody else. Hey, because think about it.
Speaker 1Gino, hey, gino going to have something.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, yeah.
Speaker 1Geno, geno going to have something 30 straight years.
Speaker 3they made the Sweet 16? Right.
Speaker 1Listen. How is that possible, 30 straight years?
Speaker 2That says something about the coaching.
Speaker 1They've gone to the Sweet 16.
Speaker 4They've had talent, that's right 30 straight years they had probably one of the number one recruiting clients, except for the last five years.
Speaker 1Hey, that's still fantastic, they still had ranked two or three. Dude.
Speaker 4This dude had when you think about it, he didn't have those five injuries.
Speaker 1That's why, listen, he has five girls out and he's in the final four, yeah, man.
Speaker 4They five ballers too. Yeah, they five ballers. Yeah, paige can ball her ass off. Yeah, she can but, you had those other girls. Az Fudd can ball her ass off yeah, but I'm just yeah.
Speaker 1But now, paige was out last year, az Fudd is out and man, I was over there looking at they bench you like goodness, like they all, they all in street clothes just over there, chilling you like Goodness, like they're all in street clothes Just over there, chilling you like man. Now just think the difference it would make if they were in the game. Right, man, that's a, it's going to be interesting.
Speaker 4I've watched more women in college basketball in the last couple years than I've watched in a long time.
Speaker 1Listen, I was telling, listen, hey, I was telling him One because you're kind of a horn dog, but two.
Speaker 4Oh, I always watch Two is is that?
Speaker 1I've watched like for years.
Speaker 2Yeah, I always watch the girls.
Speaker 1Remember, I told you, even I told you I go back with, I tell you, I go back as far as Louisiana Tech. Remember when Louisiana Tech was wearing they weren't even wearing tank tops, they were wearing almost like softball jerseys out there playing basketball. I go way back to that and I remember when Charlotte Smith and Marion Jones when they won. I go way back to remember when Charlotte Smith and Marion Jones when they won. I'll go way back to probably late 80s Actually, even when Cheryl Miller, I like Shemika Hosecloth. She was nice.
Speaker 4She's not the easiest person.
Speaker 1That's my girl, right there.
Speaker 3Candice Parker she's still relatively Is she still playing?
Speaker 1I don't know, I think she is.
Speaker 3Is she Candice Parker? Because I know she played for Chicago.
Speaker 1Once she played for Las.
Speaker 4Vegas. She plays for Vegas, damn. But hey, she wasn't on the, she didn't play in the championship. She didn't play in the championship, no All right in the championship.
Speaker 1He didn't play in the championship. No, All right. Who's going to see the Indiana Fever when they come?
Speaker 3play the Suns no the.
Speaker 1Mercury. I was going to say the LA Sparks. Hey, shout out to my homegirl from Ohio that played for the LA Sparks. What's her name? Joe, oh, zia, zia Cook, zaya Cook, zaya Cook, yeah, I like her. And shout out to Brie Hall for South Carolina, number 23. She's from Ohio. You know every episode I got to talk about somebody from Ohio.
Speaker 3Shout out to Brie Hall. All right, o-h. I know we talked about it briefly last week, but what y'all think about you know Kaitlyn Clark potentially playing in the big three? She can't do it, in my opinion.
Speaker 4She don't need that fine meeting, she making nothing. No, I agree.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, no, yeah, oh, but you mean just playing, oh yeah oh yeah, no, yeah, oh, but you mean just playing.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, nah, she can't do it. Nah, because you can't, because you almost have to add you female on each team.
Speaker 1Yeah, you can only guard each other and you, you can't, you can't run like you can get transition and dude, you're gonna really really have to shoot because they do, because they got nba.
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Speaker 3It's nba three, it's nba three okay but I think ice cube only did it for clickbait Because he knows she can't. Oh yeah, that she's not, yeah, she can't physically play.
Speaker 1I remember hearing a few cats on a couple other podcasts. I was like man, she wouldn't even. Yeah, I mean, she would score.
Speaker 3She going. I mean, do they let her shoot? And as soon as someone lets her to shoot, and score now they're going to clamp down on her and they're just going to body her right.
Speaker 1See, that's the thing. And then she's got to play defense. She can't do it, they're going to get all.
Speaker 4I ain't going to say that now, man, motherfucking, shoot. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's what I said. No, she a scorer. That's what I said. Kill the WNBA dog. She's going to kill them girls.
Speaker 1You think?
Speaker 4I can't. They don't hold Jeez.
Speaker 1Dog. They do need to start letting them. They don't fucking hold it dirty. They do have to start letting the young girls play, man, like I was just talking about Zia Cook man, come on, man, let that girl play. The time she played she played 14 minutes, had like 15 points. Let her cook. Yeah, let her cook, so I can watch her. Damn it.
Speaker 4Fucking Diana Tarasha's on crutches Out in that month.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm surprised she's still playing.
Speaker 4She gotta wear Heelys.
Speaker 3I'm gonna fucking.
Speaker 4Roll down the corner? Hey, but y'all.
Speaker 1Always insult people that live here. Man. Hey, diana, that is not us. I do not want you To beat me up, oh shit.
Speaker 3Come on, man, that was nice though oh, hell, yeah, it's like, it's like.
Speaker 1So now, do you think which name was better than the dinah tarassi? Uh, caitlyn clark? No, no, that's it. See, that's what I'm saying is more skilled that. Oh, listen, this chick okay, when is that?
Speaker 4probably came out of college? Like what? 15 years ago, no. When did she came out of college? Like what? 15 years ago, no. When did she come out of college? What year was that?
Speaker 3I'm going to have to fact check.
Speaker 4Go ahead Fact check that I want to know. Go ahead, do it for me. I'm going to show you some shit Do it.
Speaker 1Do it, roger, do it. Hey, that was the jam, wasn't it? Yeah, can I.
Speaker 4That was the jam, wasn't it yeah, I can't leave your hand. Hell yeah, that was my jam.
Speaker 3In the gym. Man, oh God, man. So Diana Taurasi is 41 years old.
Speaker 4When did she come out of college?
Speaker 1When did she come out of college?
Speaker 2When was that 99, 2000? I know, wait, no. I thought, I was living out here.
Speaker 1I was already living here when she started playing for the Mercury.
Speaker 2Somewhere around there, I know their practice facility.
Speaker 1look nice, hey, that's a brand new phone too. Him and Steve.
Speaker 3That damn phone. They got the latest phone. I got to get the Wikipedia.
Speaker 4Why you don't need Wikipedia. Just type in and win the bitch command card 2004.
Speaker 1First overall draft 2004. Yeah, okay, so that's what I thought, because I know I was living here, mm-hmm 2004.
Speaker 3Okay, what's your point? It's time to retire, oh okay, yeah, nah, yeah, she do need to retire.
Speaker 2If your ass got to get in the ice bath every day.
Speaker 4You need to retire.
Speaker 3Because, sue Bird, she finally retired this year. I'm trying to think who else I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 1I thought it was a couple chicks, if I'm not mistaken, that was playing when I came out of college. I came out in 95, 96.
Speaker 4Lisa Leslie, lisa Leslie. I thought about like A couple years ago that motherfucker, hey, don't even bring them up. Like they told me, nigga, y'all was hired in the 1900s. Oh, my goodness, you know, you're as old. You're not hired in the 1900s. If you think about it, nigga, you're hired in the. You started playing WNBA In the 1900. It You're higher than you started playing WNBA in the 1900s. Your ass old, you'd sit out somewhere.
Speaker 1That is true.
Speaker 4Sit out somewhere and gain weight like the rest of them.
Speaker 1So who's the oldest player? Is it Donny Taurasi? I'm looking right now.
Speaker 3I'm 39 years old. Sue Bird was the oldest, now it's Cynthia Fowles. I know it's Cynthia Fowles.
Speaker 1I know the average.
Speaker 3Sylvia Fowles.
Speaker 1The average age of the WNBA is older than the NBA. The NBA okay.
Speaker 3Diana Taurasi's the oldest.
Speaker 1At 39?.
Speaker 3At 41.
Speaker 1Oh, she's 41?.
Speaker 3Okay, 20th season. This will be her 20th season, this will be okay, you know?
Speaker 4hey, she should have used some Balco hey, that was a good story.
Speaker 1Did you watch that on Netflix? No, I didn't what's that? The Balco, balco story yeah, balco yeah, would you remember, with Barry Bonds? And yeah, it was good, it's a documentary.
Speaker 4I'll tell you what's good. It's talking about Ben.
Speaker 1Johnson and the Balco story was good.
Speaker 4Yeah, man, I'm going to tell you I almost got missed that Watching the Mugsy Bowls one of them oh, on Netflix, I almost got missed Watching the Mugsy Bowls, oh on. It's on Netflix.
Speaker 1It's on YouTube. Oh, it's on YouTube. Mugsy Bowls Okay.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1Where's he from?
Speaker 4Where the?
Speaker 3hell, dunbar High.
Speaker 4School is at Dunbar High School.
Speaker 1That's where he went Shit. I know we had. Well, we had a Dunbar and Dayton. I know he's not from. Where the hell the hell is he from? Have? No, we had. Well, we had a Dunbar and Dayton. I know he's not from.
Speaker 4Oh, where the hell is he from?
Speaker 1Have you picked Spader Newton Baltimore.
Speaker 4Maryland, maryland, isn't it? Maryland, because he know him, and Reggie Williams, and a boy from the Celtics.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 4They was all on the same team.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay. So yeah, he's from.
Speaker 4And.
Speaker 1David Wingate.
Speaker 4They was all on the same team Real quick.
Speaker 1Remember, David Wingate went to Georgetown, didn't?
Speaker 4he.
Speaker 1It was Muggie Holmes.
Speaker 4Who was David Wingate? It was nice. Reggie Williams, who the fuck?
Speaker 1playing with. I'm starting wearing a great t-shirt.
Speaker 4He played with Boston Shoot real good.
Speaker 3Real.
Speaker 4Ray Allen. No, boston man, old Boston Brother, he's a brother.
Speaker 1Oh, dennis Johnson, Lewis, lewis, lewis. Oh, reggie Lewis, reggie Lewis.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, and David Wingate, they all, and then they had somebody else. That was a starting five, nigga Dunbar High School. They all went to the pros. That's what I'm saying after the first round.
Speaker 2Duh Paul Lawrence Dunbar.
Speaker 1Paul Lawrence, baltimore, maryland, baltimore, yeah, be more 87, first round pick. The Wire. Who watched? You know what I need to watch? I have never, like, I've seen the Wire, but I've never watched. It's like from start to finish. Start to finish. No, it's a great watch. I'm going to tell you why, though I think especially probably at the time.
Speaker 2I was like nigga. I grew up In the United Faith Christian.
Speaker 1Academy they had a typically I mean not exactly in the wire meaning Baltimore, but Baltimore Akron.
Speaker 4They said that wire was kind of accurate about Baltimore, youngstown, huh, they said the wire was kinda accurate About Baltimore, youngstown Ha.
Speaker 2They said the wire was pretty accurate, pretty accurate About Baltimore.
Speaker 3Yeah, corruption and everything. Yeah, yeah, probably one of the greatest shows ever.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know it's good. I seen it. I don't know Chris was on it. Heavy.
Speaker 4That's good. That didn't fucking. What's the prison show Oz?
Speaker 1Oz, yeah, oz. What's the?
Speaker 4prison show Oz, oz, yeah, oz, that shit was fucked up, but it was good though.
Speaker 1Did you watch Oz? I never watched it, man, they was injecting motherfuckers with AIDS and shit. Didn't they have little rape scenes in there and stuff?
Speaker 4Man.
Speaker 1Man, they had all kinds of shit in there. Yeah, I watched one thing. That thing was so tough to watch, man I was like oh, I was like I liked us well, I guess that's it for us.
Speaker 2We'll see y'all next time next week, baby peace.