Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Bizarre Public Acts and Personal Stories
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Ever wondered why Brazilian Butt Lifts get all the buzz, or what you’d do in a wildly absurd survival scenario? Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and candid chats as we kick things off with a lighthearted debate on body preferences, cultural stereotypes, and the quirks of cosmetic enhancements. We take a bizarre turn with a hypothetical question that will have you chuckling and debating survival tactics with us. From Arizona heat struggles to reminiscing about nostalgic sports gear and classic films like "Superman 3" and "Beverly Hills Cop," this episode is packed with humor and nostalgia.
In our next segment, we dive into skepticism and hilarity with tales of Rick Ross in Canada, overplayed radio hits, and the dubious nature of radio prank calls. We also share a personal story about a potentially stolen lottery ticket, reflecting on the frustrations and skepticism brought by such situations. The conversation stays lively and engaging, ensuring you’ll be entertained throughout. We then shift to discuss a disturbing incident at a Dollar Tree store, touching on societal implications and the bizarre nature of public acts, all while keeping a tone that mixes humor with disbelief.
Our final chapters delve into sports fandom, the dynamics of players like Angel Reese and Bronny James, and the broader themes of privilege and merit in professional sports. We also plan a trip to Las Vegas, debate iconic films and actors like Denzel Washington and Eddie Murphy, and share our thoughts on upcoming movies. Ending with a spirited conversation about fantasy football draft strategies, this episode promises a blend of humor, curiosity, and spirited debates on everything from sports to movies and societal issues. Join us for a fun-filled and thought-provoking ride!
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Speaker 1Here we go.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Sometimes it sounds loud, sometimes it doesn't, I don't know. We in the booth In the basement with Big Tigger.
Speaker 3Rap City. I was about to say Big Tigger Rap.
Speaker 1City.
Speaker 2I thought you were about to say Big Titties oh.
Speaker 1Yeah, my mind stay in the gutter, sorry, and that's a good place to have your mind In the alley. You like titties?
Speaker 3I don't like titties. I don't like titties, titties, titties or ass. I'm my ass man. I already know that I'll tell you.
Speaker 1I'll tell you what I like I'll take booty
Speaker 4I'm an ass man. I'm an ass man.
Speaker 1Asians don't have big, big frontal hey, I think I have big titties either I think most black dudes love, uh, yeah I mean you know.
Speaker 5I mean See, the thing is Somewhere over the years.
Speaker 2Uh huh.
Speaker 5That motherfucker Confused fat With fine, just cause you got A big ass and you got A big everything else. That don't mean you. That you got ass Right, that don't mean shit.
Speaker 1Nah.
Speaker 2Nah, you gotta look like A thoroughbred Cause. I done seen.
Speaker 1Some big chicks and you be like, I mean look like something like nah. Because, you can tell. Even with a big girl, you can tell if she got booty or if it's just extra.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm trying to be politically correct though.
Speaker 3Yeah the BBL. Shit is tough.
Speaker 5You can't get them legs to grow. You're making that ass stick out like that.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that's it. You got to do it in proportion. Pencil sticks and shit. I got a question to start off. I heard this joke Okay, Now you got a knife in your chest and a dick in your ass, which one are you pulling out first?
Speaker 5This dude boy I tell you man, I'm gonna have to Pull the dick out.
Speaker 1That's what I said. I said I'm gonna take the dick.
Speaker 5No, because you pull the knife out, you probably gonna Break your dick.
Speaker 1Nah, I'm just taking the dick out, cause I don't want no dick in my ass.
Speaker 5Then you gonna die With a dick in your ass.
Speaker 1So yeah, pretty much yeah.
Speaker 4That's a weird scenario.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh look that's a weird scenario. Yeah, go ahead and say the knife dog oh no, no, definitely the knife you can say the knife, we ain't gonna judge. Man, we didn't listen to your billion dollar questions hold on.
Speaker 4You got a dick in your ass and a knife in your chest which one do you pull out first?
Speaker 3how they get there that's what I wanna know. They knock you out first. How they get there to begin with, that's what I want to know.
Speaker 2They knock you out. They knock me the fuck out. I wake up. I got a dick in my ass. That's what.
Speaker 5I'm saying, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 4Hello folks.
Speaker 5That's the wake up question right there. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We gotta ponder if it's an artificial one or a real one.
Speaker 1It don't make no difference, I just don't want it back. This is your boy, bosco. We got a full crew, everybody's here today on this nice, hot, heated, hot day in Arizona.
Speaker 3Everybody dealing with the heat. Good, it's too hot out there. I know it is.
Speaker 1I'll let everybody introduce they self. Yeah, you already know who I am. I already introduced myself.
Speaker 4It's Sherrod Former Silky to my left.
Speaker 5Rodeo Joe.
Speaker 1Rodeo Joe. Yo, what's back?
Speaker 5Rodeo Joe is back In this motherfucking heat To my left, superman is in the building. Back Rodeo Joe's back. I'm back, oh yeah, in this motherfucking heat To my left.
Speaker 3Superman is in the building.
Speaker 1Hell yeah, he gets to clap and everything. Hey, you see he got a Superman tank top on too.
Speaker 3Man, it's hot out there. I had to bring it out, man.
Speaker 2Had to feed from the sun rays.
Speaker 3Those sun rays had to give me some energy Because I was drained man. I've been in the bed all day.
Speaker 5I bet you any amount of money you can't find that material no more.
Speaker 1Hey, you know I was in a period of thinking.
Speaker 4Put this right here.
Speaker 1Hey, that look nice. Is that that jersey, that jersey that jersey.
Speaker 4Yeah, man, you be hot as hell playing basketball. You can never find that material.
Speaker 5Hey man, I look nice right there, I'm just saying, that's throwback right there, yes sir, that's throwback.
Speaker 1This is when you go out there with the little what's the little that you used to play football in?
Speaker 2Yeah, the little tear away, yeah, the little halfway shirt I used to have that.
Speaker 3I just threw that one away. Crop top I had a red one and a horse.
Speaker 5I call it crop top that material there is like when the fucking Richard Pryor was in the Superman.
Speaker 1That was what? 78, 79, wait, wait, what was his?
Speaker 2he was in.
Speaker 1Superman.
Speaker 53, yeah, 3, yeah, superman 3 with the, with the three people from he figured out how to make Kryptonite right Something like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, dang. Shout out to Richard Pryor. Yeah, I started watching Beverly Hills Cop, I got to watch it every day, yeah me too, yeah, because I started watching. No, I liked it. I started watching way too late, so I liked watching. No, I liked it. I started watching way too late. I liked it. No, from what I saw of it, I do. Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 5Like.
Speaker 1I said, appearance started like 8, 8.30. Now, you know, don't tell us now.
Speaker 5No, I just said, eddie is the only one in age. Axel Foley.
Speaker 3Oh dude, yeah, I was saying that, is that the show?
Speaker 4Axel, the show axel foley actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. It's a couple people in there.
Speaker 5I was like whoa man, damn black dog right, that's good the cameos and stuff, yeah, yeah and you're like man, I'm gonna look at eddie and they're looking like he's uh-huh step through time.
Speaker 1It looked like he just aged 10 years from the first baby you don't think he in the scientology dude?
Speaker 4all right, that's like Throw some black.
Speaker 5Shit. Tom Cruise Ain't aged yet Throw some makeup, that motherfucker Look like he can do Risky business again.
Speaker 1Hey, see, now, listen, that's when. Hey, yeah, now, that's when. It's really really surprising.
Speaker 5Yeah, tom Cruise, that motherfucker Look like he can do Risky business. Uh huh, too right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1I wonder, has he had Like any surgery or?
Speaker 5You know he has to work.
Speaker 3Scientology man I'm telling you yeah, that's the work. You got Scientologists in the group that take care of you. They give you that shit for free, discounted rate.
Speaker 1You just walk in there like no man. I'm a Scientologist and you know it's a Scientology church over there at 44th Street in Indian School.
Speaker 5I'm going to drive. I ain't going to drive, nowhere near that.
Speaker 1I'm going to drive around that mother Every time I go past there, I just be like hmm, Let me put that in my phone.
Speaker 543rd Indian School right.
Speaker 1Yep, 44th Street 44th Street in. Indian School. I don't drive over there. It's off limits, right there east side, I don't go over there.
Speaker 5That's off limit, right there. Yeah, I was just sitting up here thinking like what?
Speaker 141st street 44 44th street, oh yeah, indian school I'm like if I walk up in there.
Speaker 5It's on the uh east side, on the east side of 44th street well, they used to, that's they used to do the comedy shit over there. What's that place over there? The rotating stage?
Speaker 1no, that's, that's 32nd street of roosevelt that's further south. Yeah, this is in between Indian School and Thomas.
Speaker 5Like South Scottsdale.
Speaker 2Yeah, Originally like Arcadia, arcadia, yeah, arcadia.
Speaker 1You see it right there, that little I think, a brick building Church of Scientology. Yeah get that off my list. I get curious. Let's go up in there and see what they're talking about. Let's go do the podcast from there.
Speaker 4They probably won't let us, will they? Nah, they ain't gonna let us. I wonder if those, even black people, are part of Scientology.
Speaker 5Of course.
Speaker 4There are who I don't know.
Speaker 2You know why.
Speaker 5Because we always want to fit in. We'll join anything just to fit in with them. Motherfuckers Nah, they're going to find one Shit. Look at all them black Republicans, they'll find one of them.
Speaker 1Oh, that's just like what you were saying with Homegirl earlier. What's Homegirl's name? Candace On, Candace On yeah.
Speaker 5Oh man, that's embarrassing though that was embarrassing Because she was doing an interview on some shit and Gary Orange said the dude said God is good. And Candace Orange said God is good. He said even I know it, I'm a white guy, it's all the time I got the list here. You know what I'm saying. God is good all the time. Exactly, I got the list here.
Speaker 4Black Scientology.
Speaker 1Mine's popped up just that Tiffany Haddish nearly joined Scientology.
Speaker 4Isaac Hayes Rest in peace.
Speaker 1This is Scientologist. Chaka Khan what Hayward Nelson, hayward, nelson, hayward that a basketball player Dwayne from oh, dwayne Wayne, I mean yeah, yeah, hey, hey, hey, yeah. Jessica White oh, I know, jessica, she's pretty, the model.
Speaker 4Dougie Fresh what?
Speaker 1man that? No, that's not a real list.
Speaker 4You told Essence to change how he thought. Yeah, persia White.
Speaker 1From.
Speaker 4Girlfriends, girlfriends Brandy.
Speaker 1No hey.
Speaker 4Wait, hold up. She claims she only took a couple classes, but she's not a Scientologist. Man see no, I'm not believing that list.
Speaker 3That's all that's on the list.
Speaker 1Oh no, I'm not believing that.
Speaker 5I told you they'll find one.
Speaker 1I think that's fake news.
Speaker 4Where you get that from.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 4There's a website called Hello Beautiful.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I've gotten some stories. Well, once again, I like to preface this by saying we do not fact check, we just see stuff and we just tell you Purely entertainment purposes only. Or we hear stuff and we just spread it Like I've been hearing about? Yeah no, this is for entertainment purposes only. It might sound true. This is for entertainment purposes only, it might sound true. They talk about, I guess what Rick Ross and playing Not Like Us in Canada Got beat up, Got jumped, so that was real. Huh, yeah it was real Got.
Speaker 4Jumped, yeah, jumped, yeah. I like this. They whooped his bodyguard's ass.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's what I heard. I saw like the little spoof clip when they show Rick Ross running he can't run, can he? That's funny man.
Speaker 4But you know Drake ain't gonna be able to go to Florida now.
Speaker 1That's where Ross is from oh yeah, so you think they're gonna.
Speaker 4You gotta stay out of Florida. You're already staying out of LA. Oh, drake, man, man, I ain't gonna lie, I'm tired of that song.
Speaker 3They play that man, I love that song, what I love it, but I'm tired of it.
Speaker 5Well, not like us, not like us. No, that's not Drake no, that's Kendrick.
Speaker 4yeah, but I'm kind of tired of the song They've been playing it.
Speaker 5Yeah, because you're a Drake fan.
Speaker 4Why are you always listening?
Speaker 1I'm a Drake fan, hold on.
Speaker 5Because you're a Drake fan. That's why you talk about it.
Speaker 4I like Drake's music.
Speaker 1I mean, I like Drake, but I ain't tired of the song not like us.
Speaker 5If I had to pick between both of that was good, tell him Joe oh, my goodness you know I can give you some, don't, you can walk right into that shit damn how many times have you heard it ten times a day?
Speaker 1what are you listening to? To where radio? You must be listening to 92.3. Damn. How many times have you heard it Ten times a day? What are you listening to Radio? You must be listening to 92.3 and shit. They play like eight songs and shit.
Speaker 5I don't listen to that.
Speaker 1I don't ever hear it unless I pull it up to listen 898.3.
Speaker 5You can get in your car and the song will be playing when you leave the house and you hear that motherfucker before you get to work. Same shit, shit, three or four times. So you gotta be kidding.
Speaker 4I don't listen to FM or AM. It's all serious. I don't. I just do it sometimes Serious podcast.
Speaker 2Yeah, then they had them.
Speaker 5They have them dumb motherfuckers, falling for them tricks and shit.
Speaker 3Oh, the prank calls yeah, no, I was like.
Speaker 5No, I was like they had a lady call. Yeah, I mean, if you never met the chick Right, how the fuck did you get your phone number?
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, I know, I just got it off Facebook.
Speaker 5Oh no, you didn't yeah.
Speaker 2I was trying to catch people.
Speaker 1Oh, when they be sitting up here Talking about oh, like you sent so and so flowers.
Speaker 5Down in the DM or whatever the fuck. It is, man, that is so fake Dude that's super fake.
Speaker 1I could listen. Yeah, there is no way in hell. You call and Hello, oh, we got some flowers. Who you want to send it to?
Speaker 3Oh, who the?
Speaker 5fuck is Keisha.
Speaker 2Light skin Keisha.
Speaker 1What, what Ainisha For real? What, the what Ain't no way.
Speaker 5You don't fall for that shit. You on the radio. Who the fuck going to fall for that?
Speaker 1You out your goddamn mind.
Speaker 5First of all, I'm like you know. Y'all realize I'm a.
Speaker 4Negro and we don't win shit. I ain't never, won shit who.
Speaker 3This is again. We don't win shit, period. I ain't never won shit who they says again we don't win Y'all.
Speaker 5You won two free tickets To see fucking.
Speaker 3They free. You said free.
Speaker 5Free.
Speaker 3Who they calling Nah.
Speaker 5Free.
Speaker 2They free, free, free.
Speaker 5You lost me at free. You should have told me you got two tickets For $9.99 and I might have had you Right, right, right. You lost me that free shit At that point they solicited I ain't never won a goddamn thing.
Speaker 1That's how I won't get nothing for free. Huh, Joe, Nothing.
Speaker 5Hell, I got some scratches. I had scratches and I scanned the thing. I think the lady stole them, but I scanned it to see Right. You're a winner. Then I took it down to the store. He said no, you didn't win nothing. Oh damn, give me my ticket back, dj. She got you.
Speaker 4Then the dude took it and balled it up real quick through the train.
Speaker 5How much was it? I don't know, you didn't scan it.
Speaker 3But when you scan it it just say winner, yeah it just say it tells you how much you won?
Speaker 5Yeah, it tells you no no, when you scan it to the thing, then they'll tell you how much. Oh man, but she said you didn't have nothing.
Speaker 3No, it was like Okay, man, I ain't going to argue with you, I know. Okay, then.
Speaker 2Well, fine then God damn it I ain't a millionaire, no more, somebody else is man, that's not me just stop it we gonna leave that shit alone.
Speaker 4I'm driving it it said you was a winner and you took it, and you didn't say nothing cause you know a lot of times, if you're not, a winner it says not a winner so I'll take it and go to another machine.
Speaker 1Go to another machine. It got to tell me not a winner, like four different machines. Ah, here I'll throw it away.
Speaker 3I just scanned it a couple times. Bling, it says win $12.50. Bling Win $15. Bling Win, I was doing it, I had it all up. I said it should be $47.50. I got it all right here.
Speaker 1Here you go, hey, but now I'm with a nice app on the phone. We ain't going to say nothing because I don't want them to.
Speaker 5I didn't join it. I haven't got it yet.
Speaker 4Man you still ain't got the app. I need to get some tickets, matter of fact I need to get that.
Speaker 3Let me go into that right now. Yeah, I still got time to buy my tickets. Oh, they changed it right.
Speaker 4It's not Jack Pocket anymore.
Speaker 3Yeah, it is yeah 203 mil, Mega mil 203. Bam son, it's right there oh it's 203 mil. Buy my tickets right now.
Speaker 1What's that app, Jackpocket? Yeah, they just DraftKings, just bought them though.
Speaker 5It's in the app store, right yeah?
Speaker 1They said it's going to revolutionize, because see how it's both of them right there. Oh yeah. They said it was bought by DraftKings. I'm like man, how much money did that dude make? Huh, joe, you know about the Hot Tool Girl, don't you, didn't we?
Speaker 5talk about her last week. Yeah, I know about the Hot Tool. Girl Got to spit on that thing.
Speaker 1That's hilarious dog.
Speaker 5What's the name of that app again?
Speaker 4Jackpocket yeah, they need to pay us. Yeah, send us a lease, it's.
Speaker 1Jackpocket yeah, they need to pay us. Yeah, send us a lease, jackpocket, like $1,000 worth of free tickets.
Speaker 5Is it free to download?
Speaker 1Yeah, you don't have to pay nothing. Which way?
Speaker 5do you?
Speaker 1download Let me see.
Speaker 5Mega millions, oh it's not.
Speaker 1No, it's all the same. What the hell, what's? This dude, what the this? All the same man.
Speaker 4I don't know what that dude it looks like like to pop up.
Speaker 5This is the first one right there, the first one that's an ad now the first you said.
Speaker 1The first one is an ad. It says ad they mess around, be trying to mess around, be trying to scam you for real.
Speaker 5He's like oh hell yeah, like the motherfuckers keep calling me, telling me I got a laptop on my Amazon Prime account.
Speaker 1Listen, so listen. Here's the thing. If you sit up here and if you calling about five or 600 people. They're like man, we're going to get at least four or five.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, they are Activate now they are I don't get it, Choose yeah.
Speaker 5They are Activate now.
Speaker 1They are, I don't get it Choose the vacation getaway. I'll say, hey, that's where they're going to get you, Because they start putting all them little advertisements and stuff. I'll be like man, I don't want none of that stuff. Everybody's sitting up here just to paint the picture. Everybody buying lottery tickets on the phone.
Speaker 3Hey man, it's 200 mil. I had to get my lotto tickets in. I'm cool now you good, yep, entertain y'all.
Speaker 1Yeah, 203. Hey, somebody hit Powerball in Ohio. Did you find out?
Speaker 5anybody know what city Let me see have your dad called you lately. No, that's what.
Speaker 2I'm sitting up here wondering too.
Speaker 1That's what I'm wondering too.
Speaker 5No, what you got right there Did y'all hear about this story out of Philly.
Speaker 4Dude turned himself in. He was in a store, jacket off on a woman's leg. What Dog he turned himself in. People got issues, man For real. What Dog he turned himself in? Turned himself in I got, I got People got issues.
Speaker 3Man, for real People got issues today.
Speaker 4I got Y'all gotta hear this.
Speaker 5So you got skinny ID and all that shit oh so look, it was Alright.
Speaker 1Well, no, go ahead, I'll talk about the it's hilarious.
Speaker 5He fucking nutted On my fucking leg, you gonna help, bitch, you must have been sexy, oh my god why are you so close to him? That's real. Yeah, wait.
Speaker 1Just wipe it off.
Speaker 4The dude went running out the store, wait yeah so where did it happen at? Oh, that's not it. Philly at a Dollar Tree. So wait that nigga so that dude his draw.
Speaker 1Is that quick Must be when he can bust on somebody's leg. He was already probably, you know.
Speaker 4Okay, how the hell do you even have that much?
Speaker 1concentration.
Speaker 4I'm just surprised, she just stood there and recorded him. Because she recorded him running out the door and then she looked at him.
Speaker 5He gets cratchers.
Speaker 1Oh, then she showed it.
Speaker 5Yeah, I like that red hot seven out the door and then she, you know, looked at, can you get scratchers? Oh, then she showed it. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I like that red hot seven y'all still talking about lottery yeah, man, I don't want to talk about nobody getting nutted on this ain't no fun if you don't like it anyway, like how you gonna nut on a motherfucker that don't want to be nutted on. That shit's just nasty.
Speaker 2Shot it on her leg.
Speaker 5It's nasty Dude listen.
Speaker 1I mean, I don't get it.
Speaker 3She fell by a lady.
Speaker 5I mean, it's nasty.
Speaker 3It's just like he sneezed on her.
Speaker 1But I'm saying how did he even get up on her to do that Right?
Speaker 3He's just.
Speaker 1Or was it in his hand and he wiped it on her leg?
Speaker 4No, I think he was probably walking around the store. He saw her.
Speaker 1Oh, and Dan, just Asian chick. I thought it was.
Speaker 4Steven first.
Speaker 1Nah little Asian chick he probably was just walking around and shot her with a couple bullets.
Speaker 4Yeah, just shot it up and then just took off out the store. He turned himself in. Costas was looking for him.
Speaker 1It was a black dude, black dude, I know that's disgusting.
Speaker 3I know, man, that's crazy. Man, you heard how she drives.
Speaker 1How do you even do that in public?
Speaker 4People got issues. Man People crazy dog.
Speaker 1I thought you were supposed to do that in the privacy of your own home.
Speaker 3Man no, people are crazy Must have been one of those. What do you call it? I don't know what's the new generation.
Speaker 4So he don't have to he was 35, so yeah, he's how old I mean is she?
Speaker 1how old was she? I didn't say. You better hope she wasn't under 18.
Speaker 5Nah, he just had to register for a sex offender, he'll be all right.
Speaker 4Man accused of masturbating on a woman's leg inside a Dollar Tree store.
Speaker 3How the hell did you masturbate on her leg, dude? You might as well have bought it, dude.
Speaker 1Okay, now this is what I want everybody to do. I don't know, man, you don't even need to go to a Dollar Tree.
Speaker 3Just go to a store, try to get close enough to know Exactly. Maybe he walked up behind her and she was bent over and, you know, picking up some. I don't know, bro, I still.
Speaker 4So at the perfect moment, this dude seen a girl. I think he was probably already playing with himself while he was in there.
Speaker 1That nigga got next to her. I'm going to tell you this he got hella concentration dog. I wouldn't even be in a bus because I'm just sitting there. I can't concentrate. I'm like, yep, it's too much going on.
Speaker 4So, according to the article, the video was so shocking Even Meek Mill got involved, posting say let's play Manhunt and offered a $2,000 reward to find him. Damn Wow.
Speaker 1Shout out to Meek Mill Bill.
Speaker 3Hicks. Good looking Meek Mill. He's probably trying to get the Asian himself. He's trying to smash.
Speaker 4He's trying to get some pub back because of the whole ditty.
Speaker 5I have to figure it out later.
Speaker 1Oh, you think that's why he did it. Probably now meet me. That was sharad. I'm just gonna let you know that wasn't enough.
Speaker 5You know, meet me, call the out and say you stepped in and beat the ass hey, I'm sure I'm about to go some rounds beat up by a gay dude.
Speaker 4They gonna beat the ass or he gonna get it in the ass. What? Which one? You gonna get beat up by a gay dude?
Speaker 5And then you got bodyguards. They gonna beat GTQIA. Ai where the fuck they on you, man. Artificial intelligence.
Speaker 4Dog, I just don't get it I mean, I heard that story, I was like damn it gotta be a surveillance video.
Speaker 3Man, this is in New York Philly, philly.
Speaker 1I want to see the surveillance video. I'm sure there is. It has to be.
Speaker 3They don't touch it.
Speaker 1So there was nobody else in the store. She didn't have no napkins. Even to see the guy like, hey, this dude is playing with his meat.
Speaker 4I guess he hangs around the plaza all the time. Okay so he probably just had one day where he was just, was she hot, I don't know, I didn't show her face.
Speaker 1Looked like she had a pretty leg, didn't it look like her leg was pretty? No, it did look like she had a pretty leg. Look, show it. No pimples on her arm. No, she had a pretty leg.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 1I bet your toenail is white. Oh, my lord man. Hey, I'm going to tell you she sat there and let the man how you going to not know. Smiley back there jacking off, people were saying Joleth, that's false.
Speaker 5It ain't false, bro. They lying to you Know who's saying that? The freaks. You know when I went to the.
Speaker 3When I went to the Kate and Clark gang, the bitch that was sitting next to me had white toenails. Oh, I was dying laughing.
Speaker 1Man. She had the motherfuckers propped up on the motherfuckers. Was she with a girl or a?
Speaker 3dude. Oh, she was with a dude. They was on a date. You could tell it was a date, but it was funny as hell. I was like, oh he finna get lucky tonight.
Speaker 1Joke on everybody Got him a winner, that's that's wearing white toenail. Polish thinking they, freakies, they are freakies.
Speaker 5Shit yeah, that shit was funny they don't give a fuck. I was like he might get some in the motherfucking elevator. That's the motherfucker. That motherfucker can get you a knobby on the freeway, they don't give a fuck. Make you tear your shit up.
Speaker 1So is there any other toenail polish color? I would if they blue and they freaky.
Speaker 5They blue and they freaky.
Speaker 1Or pink and they freaky, they white underneath.
Speaker 5Oh. They change them to blue just before they got there. Yeah, bitch, you know, they were white yesterday. Shit, there you go. Now. Who said they false? Tell me about it.
Speaker 1No, they were just saying that they don't. They like white toenail polish just because they look at the dude's shirt.
Speaker 4That he was wearing what he was wearing.
Speaker 1Wait, what does it say? It says it's not going to lick itself.
Speaker 5I had that happen.
Speaker 4That's the dude that ejaculated I need to see surveillance video.
Speaker 1No, I hadn't, Because I want to know how, in the hell.
Speaker 5I was at a spot one time. There you go, hey, hey, this ain't going to lick itself.
Speaker 1Somebody said that to you.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh damn, said this dick ain't going to suck itself either.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, I told her that too.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh damn, said this dick ain't going to suck itself either. Oh yeah, I told her that too. Ha ha, there you go. We speak the same language, do that with Rudy Ray Moore.
Speaker 5I don't bitch.
Speaker 1I don't want no bitch Fair is fair, huh.
Speaker 5Rudy Ray said I want to fuck. If I want to suck, I'll suck at my damn self.
Speaker 1Hey who sent that? Who sent the? Who sent that? One clip out.
Speaker 5Remember when did you?
Speaker 1get the one with the basketball. I'm going to tell you I ain't going to lie Some of that stuff. I don't know it's because I don't have these apps, but they don't even play, no more. Like it was one from Facebook, didn't play IG. Don't play. Like it was one from facebook, didn't play. Be ig. Don't play when you sent it.
Speaker 1I stuff from tiktok never plays oh, okay I don't know if they just started it or what, because before they used to play all the time. Now which one are you talking about? No, but when, uh, I guess the one lady needed some money and dude handed it to her and he was like, hey, you gotta earn it. She was like what he said, you gotta earn that. He said I don't know what you gonna do, but you gotta sit on it or spit on it, oh yeah, oh yeah oh dude, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1I was like man. That shit was oh yeah, oh, dude.
Speaker 4What are you talking?
Speaker 1about. I was like man. That shit was hilarious. He said sit on it or spit on it. I was like man where they get this stuff at.
Speaker 4That was an old player right there.
Speaker 2Oh, definitely.
Speaker 4Tell you, man, everything about social media now.
Speaker 1Tell you, social media has ruined everything. Man, for real. You hear what Busta Rhymes we used to talk about in Essence Festival, I guess you know? Everybody was just sitting up there trying to record and all that, yeah, but they said there wasn't even that many people there anyway, really, so it was a down. And you know how Busta ryan's is real high energy. Yeah, that's. Yeah, you go somewhere. All people want to do is just it's recording.
Speaker 1yeah, that's good, that's I mean and you know you gotta let p, we gotta show. So people want to know what about the joke. We entertaining the people right now he over here on TikTok and then they're going to be like, well damn.
False Accusations and Legal Consequences
Speaker 5Well, I got sidetracked, but I'm back. I know what it is. I know what it is, I know exactly what it is.
Speaker 4Hey, I know what it is Joe's a millennial. What's the aftermath?
Speaker 1Hey, no, you know what that is. It's funny.
Speaker 4Man that can't be like on TikTok and all that stuff.
Speaker 5Oh that's what it is, what you drinking out of.
Speaker 4Is that a flask?
Speaker 5Incognito, baby Incognito. I had two of them and somebody stole one, Fucking. He said he didn't have it. I said man, I told you to bring it back. I gave it back to him. No, you didn't.
Speaker 1That's okay, how many ounces does it hold? Or is that a?
Speaker 5shot, Two shots oh it's two shots.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh damn.
Speaker 4What you got in there.
Speaker 1D'Ousset. Oh damn D'Ousset.
Speaker 5No, I don't drink nothing but the best baby.
Speaker 1D'Ousset say make them loose, say yeah, the best yeah, nothing but the best you can't make them loose say, and get up in them though, because yeah you can I mean, if you know, if you know what they do? They mix it with a little moonshine look, if you've had sex with her already, you know then, or in a girl's case, with him or whatever.
Speaker 1But I'm just going because you know, for the guys we always the ones being gotta explore other avenues so if you sit up here and she all a little tipsy and you ain't never did it with her before, oh, she can be like oh, I was drunk, and then now you're in trouble no, no means no bro, no bro. No, exactly.
Speaker 5I done had a motherfucker say, no, stop, I pulled my shit up and got it. I don't play that.
Speaker 1You halfway in there.
Speaker 5I pull it out. You ain't hit her with, just the tip you can't do that now, cause ain't no statute of limitations? We got a statute of limitations. She'd put it all the way down to this motherfucking hill, all the way down to the little vein at the top. But now that motherfucker raped me in 1944. They come arrest you. Come on, man, 1944.
Speaker 4Damn. That's true, though you can't do nothing now. Get away with it, because they can just claim anything.
Speaker 5Yeah, you got to be careful and watch who you're hanging with.
Speaker 1Claim anything, yeah, and then all like you know, you got to be careful and watch who you hanging with.
Speaker 5Yeah, you know, now it sounds like we're defending like degenerates, but you know we're not really defending degenerates. I mean, you fucked up, you fucked up, you should go to jail or whatever the fuck. It is Like I was watching the thing yesterday where Wait real quick June 22nd somebody hit a million dollars in Akron.
Speaker 4I'm just looking over 2024 lottery winners from Ohio. You know anyone in Akron that Hell?
Speaker 3yeah, might have come up recently. You got a motherfucking Escalade Brand new.
Speaker 4Probably my pop. You ain't heard from pops to me. I ain't talked to him since June 23rd.
Speaker 3Do you have to be anonymous? I don't know.
Speaker 5I don't think you have to For safety reasons. You can be anonymous. I think you can be anonymous.
Speaker 1Just go in the mascot outfit.
Speaker 5You can go with the Crimson Tide, See I gave you a name, though.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, no, that is true, here they don't. But no, go ahead.
Speaker 5You can give me a name, but they won't publish it.
Speaker 1Yeah, what was the story? You was going to say, see, I got sidetracked.
Speaker 5No, it was about the football player, the defensive end, like in 2012. Oregon, oakland or Oakman or whatever. His name was Right, right, and the girl that she was accused of him of rape, but she called him. They met at the bar or whatever. They had drinks and they go back to their spot have sex, whatever he goes home. The problem was he's supposed to get the NFL draft was two days away, right. She reported it and the police came and got him right away, bam, so he didn't get drafted.
Speaker 1Wait was that the?
Speaker 5that was the punter dude right no no, no, no, no, he was the defensive end for Oregon. Oh, because then something happened with a oh. Same thing happened to a punter To like yeah remember like oh yeah, the Buffalo Bills or something. Yeah, but they had drafted him, they just waived him. Oh, okay, okay, but see after that he never got drafted. So she had to come clean because there was no money. She was in his life, there was no money. He had to fight. It took him about three years to clear his name.
Speaker 1Yeah, she messed up right there, yeah, she is she messed up right there?
Speaker 5Yeah, she had to wait until he got the money and then say it. You know what I mean, but she messed up, yeah, and the thing about it is.
Speaker 1She thought she was being smart, all you ladies.
Speaker 5all y'all doing false accusations should be in prison For a minimum of 20 years.
Speaker 1Tell them, hey, don't nothing happen to them, huh.
Speaker 5No nothing, you know. Like 20 years He'd be in prison. That's what they should do. I mean it should be a minimum. Fuck it Mandatory minimum. Fuck it 20 years.
Speaker 1God damn for false Fuck.
Speaker 5Yeah, you been talking about the motherfucker rape you, and he didn't.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 4I mean.
Speaker 5You definitely ain't saying nothing. No more now, man. They should start with that old chick Pam McTeel.
Speaker 1Go get that bitch Put her in jail. Oh man, she 80 years old.
Speaker 5Fuck it, give her 20 years.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was bad. I don't give a good goddamn that was bad. She's still alive. No, I was going to say it was some guy that she is still alive Is she and the ones that killed him.
Speaker 5They both died of cancer. Okay, they died of, from my understanding, pretty horrible death.
Speaker 1They suffered. Yeah, it was a guy that I guess he really did. I guess he killed somebody way, way back in the day. He was in his 70s. Yeah, dog, they found him. He got life in prison, dog. Yeah, hey, justice is served. Served, that's not bad. That's like 8 years. No, no, so that's what I said, hey yeah, that's 8 years he. I guess he had a good life, or the amount of time cause. I think it happened when he was, I think, in his 20s that's what.
Speaker 5I'm saying like so he went from his 20s murder so for over like 50 something years, you know, I did hear that story and shit like that I don't think he's going to serve that much time. No, we don't know. No, fuck that Murder and shit is different. There's no limitation on that. You go to jail for that shit for the time you're supposed to go.
Speaker 4Yeah, but he's 70 years old.
Speaker 5But when you come up with shit, you can't Fuck if he's goddamn?
Speaker 190. Yeah, why not?
Speaker 4So listen, you think they're really going to put him in a maximum security prison. They should put that motherfucker in a maximum security prison. They should yeah they should, but do you think they really are?
Speaker 5They probably won't give him no time because they don't want to take care of the motherfucker.
Speaker 4Exactly. They don't want to put no money on him.
Speaker 5So you're capital punishment state. Fuck it Friday, motherfucker. Fuck the dumb shit man, it takes so long, that shit you can probably prove that he did that, but you can't prove. Well, now you can. I don't even know how he got caught. I heard his story but I think, like just say what's his name? Freak boy or whatever. He beat up a girl ass or whatever oh, that was bad he should get charged for that, cause he got it on camera.
Speaker 5I don't think like I said, people saying oh, it's all psychological. If your ass go back to the motherfucker for fucking 10 years, then he shouldn't get charged.
Speaker 4Yeah, she didn't press charges.
Speaker 5See what I mean. Like she didn't press no charges.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5She didn't get charged. You can't just, you know, the state ain't supposed to state, government or whatever ain't supposed to just say okay, we're going.
Speaker 1She didn't press charges at the time when it happened and all that.
Speaker 5It's the same thing with all these motherfuckers saying they're getting sexually assaulted. Okay, I know you were scared and all that shit. You didn't want to come forth and it was a different time and all that stuff. But if you're coming forth now, you can't expect them all to go do time for that shit.
Speaker 4No, I agree.
Speaker 5You can't prove that shit.
Speaker 4Did Ray Rice's wife or girlfriend press charges Because? He never did time. Did he who, Ray Rice?
Speaker 5No she just fucked herself.
Speaker 3Yeah, she didn't press charges, she didn't press charges.
Speaker 5She didn't press charges they no, no, no, no no, the fucking, the security people leaked the video to TMZ. Yeah, the Ray Rice shit. He had reported all this shit to Baltimore. Baltimore knew all about that shit. That shit was old. That shit was almost a year and a half, two years old when he did that, you know. And then, and then, after that Blackball, and then she ran like she was like, oh, why don't y'all leave us alone? We just want to live our lives.
Speaker 5It was his girlfriend at the time. They ended up getting married and you know all that stuff. And she said leave us alone, we want to live our life. Yeah, now your ass got to get a job.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's tough as money.
Speaker 5But that's not on.
Speaker 4He should sue them.
Speaker 5It shouldn't even have been admissible. Yeah, you know they didn't arrest him or nothing. No, it wasn't admissible anyway. They just messed up his life, because now it's on video and TMZ get off on that, fucking up niggas' lives. You said TMZ, they get off on that shit. You let it be a white person. They won't say shit, you sure I don't know Joe's back.
Speaker 4Tmz's pretty ruthless about everybody.
Speaker 5I guarantee they won't.
Speaker 1I watch TMZ and I've seen them just bend everybody yeah.
Speaker 5Somebody they don't like. Okay.
Speaker 4Because that guy that runs TMZ, he's a lawyer. Right, he's a lawyer. Oh Harvey, yeah Harvey's a lawyer.
Speaker 1Right, he's a. Oh Harvey, yeah, Harvey's a lawyer. He's a lawyer. Yeah, he's an attorney.
Speaker 5And it's just like when what's her name? Had a show. She love the fuck over with the brothers and shit, who's that? What's her name? I think she secretly like brothers because all her.
Speaker 4Oh, Jenny Jones.
Speaker 5Not Jenny Jones.
Speaker 4Ricky Lake, ricky Lake, yeah.
Speaker 5She like niggas Every time you turn her show on. There was some niggas in the damn. Nothing but a bow tie. Them niggas ain't nothing but a bow tie. Oh, I need another swig of this shit. Oh hell, here we go. Someone is cracking. I ain't got to the WMA yet. He's another swig of this shit. Oh hell, here we go. It's on the cracker. I ain't got to the WNBA yet.
Speaker 1Rodeo Joe's back.
Speaker 5Oh shit, I ain't got to the WNBA yet. No motherfuckers there. So, Bill, oh, support us, and they got all the games. Come on, motherfucker in the morning. What kind of shit is that? Like it's fucking.
Speaker 4You going to the.
Speaker 3All-Star game it's like what you going to the All-Star game. I tried to get tickets but it was too expensive you know what is it?
Speaker 1What's the the cheapest?
Speaker 3one is like About 400. Yeah, I told him it was crazy. When is it Next week? This week, two tickets was $8.98. I was like nope.
Speaker 4I'll be watching on TV. It's downtown, you need to go post up outside.
Speaker 3You go post up outside?
Speaker 5Well, no, but the thing is, what kills me is like okay they got their own channel now right, yeah, they do, but the goddamn Kings they only have like fucking, they don't play on the NBA network. They got like nine of them.
Speaker 4I seen them on like the WB or something.
Speaker 3WNBA, the WNBA, it's the WNBA network.
Speaker 1What's the WNBA network? They ain't got no.
Speaker 3They ain't got no commercials, though, but they be on it, cause they show the whole game.
Speaker 1Oh, is it, it's like streaming. Is it like streaming? Yeah, it's streaming.
Speaker 5Here's the thing we're fucked up about it Is they only have like Two games a day or whatever, right, that's not. But the thing is so. I go to work at 8. Monday through fucking, I mean Sunday through Thursday. They'll play a game Monday. They'll play two games Monday, maybe three on Tuesday, a game on Wednesday, three on Thursday, right, but the motherfuckers are over it by the time you get off work.
Speaker 3Yeah, they done by two.
Speaker 5I'm like what kind of shit is that? At least put this shit on primetime.
Speaker 3Yeah, it is Because there's already other stuff that's already on primetime.
Speaker 1So they trying to get they still working their way in.
Speaker 3They still working once they get the followers.
Speaker 5Ain't nobody gonna watch? No, motherfucking WNBA at noon on motherfucking Monday. That's like when some of the how you gonna watch that shit.
Speaker 1Like 9 Power 5 conferences. During lunch.
Speaker 3You gotta have Monday off.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's when some of the 9 Power 5 conferences when they play football on like a Tuesday or a Wednesday.
Speaker 5Only game you can't watch is Hawaii.
Speaker 1You just trying to get the exposure.
Speaker 5Because them motherfuckers play two in the morning.
Speaker 1Yeah, their games are late Even for us.
Speaker 5Out here we're going to watch Hawaii. Yeah, yeah, 2 o'clock in the motherfucking morning we got the Hawaii game coming.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 5But, like I said, if I was a coach I'd book them motherfuckers every year, though, Hawaii, just to go Hell yeah, take, hell yeah. Take the kids, the wife and shit and tell her I'm doing it for her, I'm doing this for you, baby, you think we want to play these tired motherfuckers every year? Hell, no, we're going to white, goddamn get us a little high.
Speaker 1Who's playing today? Indiana Fever is playing the Mercury Breakfast and Bee oh, they're playing the.
Speaker 4Mercury again. Yeah, they just played.
Speaker 5They're playing the Mercury game. Yeah, they just played they're playing the Mercury.
Speaker 1So what time is now? That's definitely going to be prime time. It's at 7.
Speaker 3Eastern. So it's on now.
Speaker 1It's on now yeah, it was on when I left. Before I left oh yeah, the pregame was on.
Speaker 5Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like.
Speaker 1Damn. So they ain't even want In Indiana. No that makes sense yeah yeah, you know that's prime time for them, 7 o'clock on the East. Yeah, I mean, you got to realize, hey, that's where Majority of their games are like.
Speaker 5You know they talk about that East Coast bias, yeah, but majority of their games are over with by the time you get off work.
Speaker 1Hey Joe, just go ahead and admit, you're a true fan.
Speaker 5I'm trying to be bro, but I can't.
Speaker 1Because I see no problem with the schedule. I'm just like okay. I'm trying to be Like no, I'm just like, uh, I mean, I watch when I can.
Speaker 5Because you record everything you know. Let me see.
Speaker 4Okay, so you're trying to be a true fan I'm trying to be.
Speaker 5I ain't got no jersey yet. I might look weird on me in a month have you been to a game?
Speaker 1damn hey, indiana, fever is blasting them.
Speaker 3Oh really, they're getting better, man they're getting better but they, you know they, they score in spurts. So they haven't had, they haven't found a way to just make it a like continuous thing.
Speaker 5The problem is like okay, so what I saw was consistency. If Clark hit somebody in stride, they'll break stride and start dribbling the ball and then try to lay it up. You know what? I'm saying or they'll take it dribble around in a circle. See, now you don't have no assist.
Speaker 1She's getting her assist, though she's getting them, but I'm just saying though the majority of the time she should have a lot more than that.
Speaker 5But when you start dribbling the ball, the assist you don't get that assist.
Speaker 1Then you get one dribble.
Speaker 5Yeah, and watch the games as soon as she hit them with it. They'll take two or three dribbles, the assist is gone.
Speaker 1So she get about six or seven, but she should have about 10 or 12. She get a lot. She get a lot of rebounds from me.
Speaker 3I be like she just know where to be. She'll see the ball go up and she'll take off to that spot. She gets a lot of rebounds that I wouldn't think she would get because she's too little. Yeah, she do. She get a lot of rebounds Every time you turn around. They're trying to know.
Speaker 5Angel Reese, don't get all them rebounds, she is.
Speaker 3Angel Reese be getting it. That's my girl she gonna be rookie of the year. That's my girl. I love Angel Reese.
Speaker 5Oh no, no, they crying about that too.
Speaker 2That'll be Rookie of the.
Speaker 5Year.
Speaker 3I know man For real.
Speaker 5Caitlyn should be Rookie of the.
Speaker 3Year no.
Speaker 5Angel Reese playing her ass off.
Speaker 1Yeah, but y'all know they both playing their ass off, yeah.
Speaker 3I still like Angel Reese.
Speaker 1Hey, the NBA. They had co co-workies of the year. I do remember that. I can't remember who it was.
Speaker 3Allen Iverson.
Speaker 1No, he won.
Speaker 3He won by himself.
Speaker 1That man was a killer, they might as well give it to both of them. It was like, let me see, I'm trying to figure it out before I look it up.
Speaker 5So did you see they talking about they fucking? Cooper Flagg's supposed to score 71 points.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1He scored 71. Yeah.
Speaker 3When In the game, in the scrimmage game.
Speaker 5No, it's supposed to be in the league in the league game. But the NAA league games. But Duke on that motherfucking play though, yeah, man.
Speaker 2Oh, is that he's going to Duke.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, he going to.
Speaker 4Duke. He's the number one pick next year.
Speaker 1Yeah, they say he's going to go number one.
Speaker 3You think he won it down? Oh yeah, yeah, he definitely going to be one down he was already giving them the business in the scrimmage game.
Speaker 5Yeah, he was giving him the business. What the man. He was giving AD ass up man for real AD was on skates, that's funny.
Speaker 3Hector was hit him, hit him, hit him. Oh swish, I was like damn.
Speaker 5He was tanning the money.
Speaker 1How old is he? But he'll be, but he'll be 18. 18, what's that?
Speaker 3thing by the time he go to Duke. Yeah, he got a late birthday.
Speaker 4You got to think about it. That's the new model you got Wimby Alma.
Speaker 1How tall is he? I mean, I've seen him 6'8" 6'7".
Speaker 4Oh is he. I thought he was taller than that.
Speaker 1I thought, he was 6'10". Nah, they said. The Thomas and Max Center For the Laker Summer League Is sold out.
Speaker 5That's right, going to see Junior. Oh, bronny, junior Junior to the third.
Speaker 1So I want to say this I have absolutely no problem with it.
Speaker 5How come None that this man Just say. Just say, if he pulled every string and got his son a job. He did no more Than any other father would do, pull your son up.
Speaker 2All you people can shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3Let him ride on your coattails. All you white people do that all the time. I got one last question White privilege, white privilege If?
Speaker 5you want to talk shit about Bronny James? He was picked 55th.
Speaker 1He's a good kid.
Speaker 2Who was the 55th? He's a good kid.
Speaker 5He doesn't even who was the 55th pick last year Exactly?
Speaker 1Who was the 55th pick before that? Who was the?
Speaker 555th pick, exactly In 2020.
Speaker 1Shit. I don't even know who the first pick was In 2021. If you can't name, the 55th pick.
Speaker 5Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 5That's right.
Speaker 1People just want to complain for the sake of complaining.
Speaker 5You don't know who the 55th pick was. Shut the fuck up Now.
Speaker 2if this dude Nigga, I know who it was?
Speaker 5You don't either, and it's like Mr Irrelevant, you don't know who the fuck that is until that piece of shit.
Speaker 4You see how I went to hate so fast you know what I mean.
Speaker 2No, you right.
Speaker 5You all right.
Speaker 1That's true, though.
Speaker 5Yeah, what's your name? Tweety Birdie.
Speaker 3He said Tweety Birdie.
Speaker 5I mean Brock Birdie. You know his name. You know his name. Nobody knew who the fuck the most irrelevant was. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1Hey, I don't get why people are so upset.
Speaker 5Yeah, Now if this dude Corporation's been doing it for years.
Speaker 1If this dude exactly.
Speaker 5Jerry Buss did it. His kids didn't know shit about basketball.
Speaker 1If this dude sat up here, didn't take care of his kids and all that. This is a dude that's present in his kid's life. He just got his son a job.
Speaker 4That's all. The only people that should be mad is like Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 1Why would they be mad Like?
Speaker 3Dad, you can't get me in the NBA.
Speaker 2You can't get me a job. Dad LeBron got his son a job, hell.
Speaker 5No, he can't get me in the NBA. He can't get me in the WNBA. That's the other son, right, he can't get him in the WNBA.
Speaker 3That's the other son.
Speaker 1Right, can't get him in.
Speaker 3WNBA. He can't play with you.
Speaker 1Man, I swear to God he got a dick. He can't play with you. No, not the little one. He can't play with you Our podcast ain't going nowhere, dog.
Speaker 5Get that nigga in the WNBA.
Speaker 3Joanna man, they're going to be like no, they're gonna be like hey, I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about the other one you're talking about.
Speaker 1Uh no, that's just wrong. What's it wait? Is uh yes, I hear it, so is he overseas playing?
Speaker 4then that's a good question probably in korea south korea man making money. Yeah, no, that's.
Speaker 3That's the.
Speaker 1Thing.
Speaker 5Listen Stephon Making more money Than Junior. You want your kids. God damn Junior Jersey sold out, dude.
Speaker 1Exactly.
Speaker 5What so? Oh yeah, number one set in Jersey this year bro Wow. Nice. Exactly, that's alright, ronnie J, in Jersey you can't get one of them, motherfuckers.
Speaker 1Listen, wor worst case scenario. He had to say it like that I'm just saying I don't want one.
Speaker 3He plays for.
Speaker 1I'm getting one, damn it. I don't want no Lakers jersey I don't even wear.
Speaker 3You'll never see me in gold and purple nigga Ever. I'm going to wear a Lakers shirt. I need to get one. Wait, wait, no, I take the black one, though it wasn't strange. You said you would get the black one. Yeah, I take the black one, though, but I ain't wearing no purple.
Speaker 5Get your Barney James jersey. I can get my brother one. My brother's a diehard fan. Listen, I'm wearing one. I ain't wearing no purple jersey Now. My brother's a diehard fan.
Speaker 3I want the yellow one. The yellow, I came with you the white and blue.
Speaker 1I was Well, confession. I was just in LA, that's about USA and.
Speaker 2I almost got a Magic Johnson jersey.
Speaker 4I was at Krypton. I was sporting a Magic Johnson. Yeah, that's a retro.
Speaker 3Yeah, you can sport it, I'm not I don't even wear a jersey. I'm sporting a Jordan jersey.
Speaker 1That's all. I'm dog, I ain't going to wear one.
Speaker 5I'll get one for my brother, though no.
Speaker 3I'll wear it. I'll get one for somebody that's a fan but I'm not wearing it.
Speaker 5He's a fan, he's a fan.
Speaker 3I'm a fan, nothing but, Chicago because I'm a fan Ronnie James.
Speaker 1Jr is now my favorite player. Now I'm waiting on Larry Hughes' son to get there. Does he play? Does he?
Speaker 2play. Yeah, he's in college, he's in St.
Speaker 1Louis Larry Hughes Nigga. Oh my Lord, ain't no real hoop fan Joe.
Speaker 3Joe's not a hoop fan. You know that.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 5You know that Football through and through, you ain't got no neck nigga Shit back there.
Speaker 2That's the whole problem With all the injuries. What's his name? What's his name?
Speaker 5Today's football players Got a neck.
Speaker 3Yeah. That's what they promise, what's that dude name On He-Man? Ramsey, ramsey, what was his name? Oh? Yeah, the one the one that had no neck.
Speaker 1He look like our boy Ramman Ramman.
Speaker 5Yeah, remember our boy that be at the gym Ramman Damn Ram man. Yeah, remember our boy that be at the gym Ram man Damn you. Look it yeah.
Speaker 3Dude walking around like his shoulders touching his ears.
Speaker 5But see, that's the way football players were built back in the day, though. Remember how they used to introduce them. All you know. They would show the picture and shit and they'd nail. One of them had a neck, all of them had traps, dude Like motherfucking neck, be like this B you ain't have no injuries. Now the motherfucker fall backwards and hit his head, Boom, Like what the fuck is that? You know he got a concussion Right. You fucking serious. You just fell down backwards.
Speaker 4They don't want to wear neck rolls, no more. You know the big ass neck rolls.
Speaker 1They don't even make them anymore, do they?
Speaker 5We didn't wear no neck rolls, we just didn't have.
Speaker 1No, I had one. You wore a neck roll when you had a neck, just because I thought it looked cool yeah.
Speaker 5When you had a neck.
Speaker 4You get fucked up trying to wear a neck roll. You play linebacker. I was actually a DB.
Speaker 1Oh, you wear a neck roll at DB.
Speaker 4It was one of the little ones.
Speaker 1Like Eric Dickerson, like Eric Dickerson, eric Dickerson, yeah.
Speaker 4I was like, ooh, I thought it looked cool, I wore one we had the old one, big roll motherfuckers.
Speaker 1With the big thing in the middle. No, no.
Speaker 5That was fancy. We had the motherfuckers just roll.
Speaker 3Yeah, like a towel. A towel rolled around your neck. It just rolled around your neck.
Speaker 5And then that sun messed around hit it, it started cracking.
Speaker 3You had no son. My football season was either raining or cold.
Speaker 1Man I don't man, I don't miss that. Hey, football season is almost here, it sure is Almost time for fantasy.
Speaker 4Niggas, what Y'all start watching Receiver Yep, you ain't started I started.
Speaker 5No, but I am going to Vegas, but I'm going to stay with my nephew.
Speaker 4So you ain't going to Vegas.
Speaker 5No, I'm staying with my nephew, so you ain't really going to Vegas.
Speaker 1I'm hanging out.
Speaker 4Where does your nephew live In Vegas On the strip.
Speaker 1No, we know all the good shit out there.
Speaker 5You going to take us to the soul food spot? I ain't trying to go to soul food.
Speaker 4I'm trying to get some edibles.
Speaker 1You can get those everywhere. Hey, you don't want to eat nobody else's food, huh yeah, I do, I do.
Speaker 5Now he know where that shit at. Probably I mean I'll talk to him, but now I'm going to come fuck with y'all.
Speaker 3Cool man, that's what we talking about.
Speaker 1I'm going to watch it, but I still got to watch. I got to watch. What do I always talk about? Oh, beverly Hills Cop Axl F. They say Beverly Hills Cop. On there you ever see Beverly Hills Cop? I know it's Beverly Hills Cop, axl F.
Speaker 5Man, yeah, they say Beverly Hills Cop on there you don't see Beverly Hills Cop. I know Beverly Hills Cop. Axl F.
Speaker 1Yeah, this nigga's getting super technical. No, I watched it already, I'm telling you hey, I guarantee if you ask somebody what was Eddie Murphy's name in that movie? They don't even know what that nigga's name was. Yeah, they do, but they knew he was Beverly Hills Cop.
Speaker 5You can ask everybody, everybody know Axel. Everybody know Axel Foley. Everybody know Axel Foley I don't know All right out there in podcast land.
Speaker 1What was Eddie Murphy's name? They know.
Speaker 3In Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1Cop.
Speaker 5Gumby damn it.
Speaker 1They're going to think his name was Claude. Why you got to be so damn nasty, claude? Yeah, so you remember his name was Claude. In life, claude, yeah.
Speaker 5It was Ray, wasn't it?
Speaker 1Oh was he, oh, claude was, martin, martin was.
Speaker 5Claude. Yeah, we confused. Yeah, why you? Yeah, you said Claude Martin was Claude. You got me confused, yeah, why? Yeah, you said Claude.
Speaker 1So Martin was Claude.
Speaker 5Yeah, Martin was.
Speaker 1Claude, Come on nigga.
Speaker 3Man, I love that movie. I love that movie.
Speaker 1Life is hilarious. I love that movie.
Speaker 5He said, ray Ray, what I got? My toes stuck in one of these bottles.
Speaker 1Now, that was a fantastic movie.
Speaker 5That's it.
Speaker 4Hey, did y'all see they're coming out with Gladiator 2. Oh, that's going to suck.
Speaker 5I never, even seen Gladiator oh it's good, but I'm just saying though that's the whole thing about.
Speaker 4Gladiator 2. Denzel's in Gladiator 2. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 5Nah, I think it's going to be good. Man, you're crazy.
Speaker 4You don't like Denzel.
Speaker 5Yeah, his character is going to be the same though?
Speaker 4Oh it ain't. Yeah, it is what? Oh my gosh Like the.
Speaker 5Equalizer.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think you throwing shots at Denzel.
Speaker 5You throwing shots at Denzel.
Speaker 1Shout out to Denzel. If you take shots at Denzel, that means you taking shots at Bronny James Jr.
Speaker 4You said all Denzel's characters are the same.
Speaker 1That's what it sound like he's trying to say no, he ain't saying that he did say that Get out of here, so, you said he was the same in glory as he was in the Equalizer and in training day Glory, as he was in the Equalizer and in Training Day and Training Day All different games. I mean, obviously his voice is the same. He can't change his voice.
Speaker 5I'm just telling you, bro, you better go back and watch that shit.
Speaker 3Tell you, man, watch that shit while you high. It's a trailer, huh.
Speaker 1What about Mo' Bad the Blues? Even if you?
Speaker 5watch it while you high it ain't the same he's, I mean, you know like.
Speaker 1White man can't jump. What's?
Speaker 4the? I mean what's the one? Not white man can't jump.
Speaker 1The basketball one. Yeah, jesus Shuttleworth, he got game, he got game yeah.
Speaker 2You know a basketball movie I made nigga. What's that say White men?
Speaker 1can't jump you the horse. You want to lie on man.
Speaker 5Let's not forget, it's Fences, oh Fences was great, Like god damn Fences was great. I watched that. I'm like man.
Speaker 1Him and Viola Davis. Yeah, Fantastic man.
Speaker 5That touched a nerve. That's why I ain't like it. Man Joe, he's crying. Yeah, man that touched the nerve.
Speaker 4That's why I ain't like it. Man Joe crying cause?
Speaker 5no dude. That's some typical down south shit. Motherfucking baby on the doorstep. All that old bullshit.
Speaker 1John Q. John Q is good see when he was the airplane pilot.
Speaker 4That was good flight, yeah, that was good.
Speaker 3who's the greatest black actor ever? Nigga who Airplane pilot? That was good Flight. Yeah, that was good. Who's the greatest black actor?
Speaker 1ever Nigga. Who's the greatest actor ever Denzel Washington.
Speaker 5The greatest black actor ever.
Speaker 1I'm taking black out of it, nigga. Who's the greatest actor ever? Denzel Washington, fred G Sanford.
Speaker 5S-A-N-F-O-R-D period.
Speaker 1And An-Esther AKA, one of the big bottom Sanford S-A-N-F-O-R-D period, and Aunt.
Speaker 5Esther.
Speaker 1AKA.
Speaker 5LaWanda Bigbottom.
Speaker 4Movie actor. Who's the greatest movie actor?
Speaker 5She used to have those comedy albums. She was just the nastiest, rudy Ray Moore.
Speaker 1Kevin Spacey, Kaiser Solce. I mean he like boys, Ain't aice. I mean he like boys and we over that it ain't a crime.
Speaker 5Yeah, I mean like hey you can love who you want to love.
Speaker 1He wasn't found guilty or none of it.
Speaker 5They talking about like what's it? The Puffy and shit Fucking all these dudes it ain't messing with you.
Speaker 1I'm like listen, ain't none of these dudes Still?
Speaker 5not a crime.
Speaker 1Don't none of that stuff bother me at all.
Speaker 5Cause, I'm just like, but it's still not a crime. That's what people don't understand it's still not a crime.
Speaker 4No, it's not a crime.
Speaker 1People want to act like you talked to somebody of the same sex.
Speaker 5Oh, like you should go to jail. You know he said oh, he did this, he did that and we had sex parties, but it's not a crime.
Speaker 3He was at the sex party.
Speaker 1Exactly what was you doing At that sex party? But it's not a crime I've never been to one, it's not trafficking.
Speaker 5It's not a crime. You had a sex party. How's that trafficking? Put your phone in the basket Because you have to be invited.
Speaker 3Put your phone in the basket and strip you have to be invited. Put your phone in the basket and strip you have to be invited.
Speaker 1You ever been to a sex party.
Speaker 3Nope At the door. Put your phone in the basket.
Speaker 1You strip at the door you have to be invited.
Speaker 4Would you go to?
Speaker 3one Swing a lane Nope. He ain't going to no sex party.
Speaker 2I'm going to a sex party.
Speaker 5Fuck that I naked he ain't going.
Speaker 3No, I am Shit.
Speaker 5No, but you got to be invited, though, Like you can't just show up at one Like Eyes Wide Shut.
Speaker 3He just show up and be like oh, this is the wrong type of party.
Speaker 4That's a movie, yeah, you never seen that.
Speaker 5I'm sorry.
Speaker 4Eyes Wide Shut. That's with Tom.
Speaker 5Cruise. That has nothing to do. That's a sex party, I know, but that ain't.
Speaker 1That don't even compare. I've never seen it.
Speaker 3Yeah they ain't no real sex party they don't even compare. I'm talking about a real sex party.
Speaker 5Yeah, a real one. You should go he said no, you don't want, I'm good.
Speaker 1Just I'm good, just in case you're going to wake up in the night. So yeah, exactly, that was hilarious, that was a good one, that was a good one. I'd rather wake up with a knife in my chest than a dick in my ass. So what'd you think would happen if you went to a sex party?
Speaker 4I don't know. I want to know what happens. I'm good You'd be surprised.
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Speaker 3I'm good You'd be surprised, I'm sure, yeah, I'm sure, swing a lane Swing a lane. I'm knocking motherfucking glasses over, clearing the table. What's up, ladies? What's up how y'all doing.
Speaker 4What if one of us is me? Hey, I like you, Charlie.
Speaker 1No, you just be like no.
Speaker 3I'm not interested. It's like sorry bro, you got the wrong dude. They in that room. Yeah, I'm out here for the ladies Move.
Speaker 1Hey, what about a?
Speaker 3milk duddy Move. What about?
Speaker 2a key party.
Speaker 1Step aside when you put your keys in the fishbowl.
Speaker 3Oh, that's crazy. Or the little punchbowl.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 3Oh, hell, yeah, I do that shit, no that would be.
Speaker 5That's pretty. Yeah, that's swing line. You talking about room keys, right, yeah, yeah, room keys yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I seen that on what was my show Dog. I thought I played it Like when we first started the. It was on my TV show. I used to watch.
Speaker 3Girls pick from this bowl, guys pick from this bowl.
Speaker 1That's the girls' key Dog. I'm going to tell you this right here they just got to match up.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1Dog. When they sat up here, it was my dude Shout out to Jackie Long. He was the actor, but whoever his chick was, he was just like at a party or whatever. They started doing the whole key thing and there was like Jaguar, I guess his girl like went to go cause you know, he was like what? So like what's this? So when his girl went to go, it seemed so real dog that nigga need an Oscar just for this scene. Cause when his girl picked out the jaguar xr or whatever the hell car it was, and then she was like oh, i'ma like you, and she was looking at the dude that owned the car man. You saw that that heart was like beating. He was like wait wait, what's hold up?
Speaker 2what's going on here?
Speaker 3what's this?
Speaker 1I saw that I saw that they went to go walk up the stairs when they walked up the stairs.
Speaker 4Yeah, he looked hurt. He was like man. What the?
Speaker 3fuck she doing. He looked hurt boy, he was just like I can't believe?
Speaker 5Let me see.
Speaker 2What movie was that?
Speaker 5Because I think I saw that, oh it was a TV show.
Speaker 1It was a TV show.
Speaker 4It was a TV show.
Speaker 1Was it the?
Speaker 3I can't remember the name of it but I know I've seen it On HBO.
Speaker 5Player. Oh no, no, it was on BET.
Speaker 1I think it was on BET. I know that shit was on BET, and then BET, let it. Oh, what was the?
Speaker 5Lauren London was in it. Yeah, because they had one show like that where they had moved to the one with the movie, though. Okay, when they had moved to what's it.
Speaker 1I start Googling Southern.
Speaker 5California.
Speaker 1Like is this stuff Palm?
Speaker 5Springs, because they do a lot of that shit in Palm Springs.
Speaker 1Oh, they do like key. So that's a real thing. Yeah, like key parties. Palm Springs, that's hilarious. Yeah, they do a lot of that in Palm Springs, bro, my heart couldn't take it.
Speaker 5You didn't know that. Because they had a series called remember they had this series called Swingers and it was in like Palm Springs. Yeah, yeah, I remember that series Okay, yeah, I do remember the series.
Speaker 3Oh yeah.
Speaker 5I mean, it took place in Palm Springs. So it's a lot of swingers out there. Yeah, it's a lot of swingers out there, temecula.
Speaker 3Thousand Oaks, palm Springs.
Speaker 5We're not trying to tell y'all where they at. That's something up there, amityville Harbor, up there 17.
Speaker 1Oh, my lord Anthem.
Speaker 3With the purple doors, no, the pineapples. Pineapple doors.
Speaker 1That's how they marked. Man listen.
Speaker 5Remember they had that brawl on the boat, on the cruise ship. Yeah, that's what that was all about, because they had the pineapple on the doors and it was like a swinger thing. Oh, and that's how it all started.
Speaker 3Got the wrong pineapple. Huh, Damn oh man, that's crazy huh.
Speaker 1Boy, you learn something new every day, huh.
Speaker 5Every day, baby, every day. America is the sick twisted lovely place. Hey Dang it.
Speaker 1I did go see Maxine, did you?
Speaker 3That was a good flick I thought you was going to see Long Legs.
Speaker 1No, it starts today. Oh okay, long Legs starts today. All right, maxine was good. Maxine was good, okay.
Speaker 4Long Legs, what'd you say?
Speaker 1It. What'd you say? It was Maxine. See what I do for the podcast. This is my contribution. Yeah, I was going to go see it, but then I fell asleep.
Speaker 4Maxine, I'm going to go see Bad Boys, maxine was. Uh, you just go see it Because I don't want to Get a movie away. I got a show recommended, hello.
Speaker 1Supercell, Super who oh Netflix.
Speaker 5Yeah, you know what I was going to watch that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I heard it was real good. Yeah, I mean I'm a watch receiver but I got to watch season four of the Boys.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 1Of what the.
Speaker 5Boys.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 5I'm just watching season three. I watched season three, but I'm watching it over again.
Speaker 4Yeah, that main dude.
Speaker 5Homelander.
Speaker 1Man. That dude is nuts. He watch a lot of TV shows, don't he? Because?
Speaker 5he be recommending some stuff. I don't watch a lot of movies. I watch a lot of TV shows.
Speaker 1That's why I watch movies. Just give me a movie.
Speaker 5I watch TV shows, tv shows for me have to be like sci-fi or something like that.
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't watch a lot of movies.
Speaker 1Yeah, I watch a movie, Just get it over with One day I'm going to have superpowers.
Speaker 3I know Watch Supercell. I just watched it. History.
Speaker 4Channel Watch Supercell Ancient 80s Superpowers right there.
Speaker 3That's all I'll watch.
Speaker 1I've been watching YouTube though Receiver. How many episodes of Receiver Like six, I don't know.
Speaker 4Probably I only watch one. Oh, okay, who is it like? Justin Jefferson, justin Jefferson, devontae Adams, my People, deebo, kittle and St. Ron you go.
Speaker 3He said my People that nigga said my People like they light skin hey.
Speaker 4My Team.
Speaker 5They are my.
Speaker 4Team.
Speaker 2I are my team.
Speaker 4And then I'm on St.
Speaker 1Brown from Detroit, mccaffrey, debo Debo he said Kittle, his wife said Kittle, he said Kittle and McCaffrey.
Speaker 3Kittles and bits. We got some If you had the number one pick.
Speaker 4Who would you draft what In?
Speaker 2the fantasy.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2Patrick Mahomes no.
Speaker 5I'm taking Lamar Jackson All day and day. Baby, there you go boy.
Speaker 3That's what I'm talking about, See.
Speaker 5No, because he got fucking some weapons he got. Henry over there now. See, I'm going to be torn. I'm going to either be him or Henry.
Speaker 1We doing it for the culture. Hey, we unapologetic over here, dog I guarantee you, I guarantee you, I'm drafting the best player.
Speaker 5I guarantee you we unapologetic they're going to get the best player Before next year ends, they're going to ban the read option.
Speaker 4They're going to be dangerous.
Speaker 5They're going to ban the shit out of the read option? No, you're not allowed.
Speaker 1You can't do that. Push no more either, can you the?
Speaker 5tush push, the tush push. I think they trying to get rid of that too.
Speaker 3Man, they crazy man, that shit is great yeah.
Speaker 5The only Eagles can pull it off, I know, because ain't nobody else pull it off, so they ain't going to be able to do it now. What's his name? Retired.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3He was.
Speaker 5Kelsey yeah, no, he get underneath and crawl and then, all you got to do is just land on him.
Speaker 4Who got first pick. Who oh come?
Speaker 3off him Fantasy I got 12.
Speaker 5You got 12 because you're 11.
Speaker 4Oh, it ain't me.
Speaker 2That's right 12 is where it be because, I get back to back.
Speaker 3I'm like seven.
Speaker 4I thought you was in the championship. No, I wasn't in the championship man.
Speaker 1I got put out Very first round of the playoffs, you won in the championship, so did I Me and who? Was it Chris?
Speaker 5Chris, no, that's right, oh was it you and Chris, I see.
Speaker 2Or was it?
Speaker 5me and the Catfish Lady.
Speaker 1Oh, Big Ray. Big Ray got the first pick. Oh, okay.
Speaker 5So it's Big Ray. Hey, if we have a spot, Dan said he wanted no, we ain't got no spots. Who's Dan? Dan Wright? What's the name, cousin?
Speaker 1Big Ray. Let's see, big Ray is where it might be. It might be one, oh yeah, because look, see right there.
Speaker 3Let him know I ain't giving up my spot Because remember Alyssa.
Speaker 1Where am I at Alyssa's not playing?
Speaker 5Okay, then he said let him know. He said he'll be more than happy.
Speaker 1So listen, big Ray is first, steve is second, ronnie is third, gerard is fourth, I'm fifth, aisha is sixth, shakira is seventh. Damn.
Speaker 4I'm way down there. Yeah, he did you eight Damn.
Speaker 1Sterling is 7. Damn, I'm way down there. Yeah, he did you 8. Damn, sterling is 9. Chris is 10. And well, joe would be 11, but he wanted to be 12.
Speaker 2So if your boy played, he would be 11.
Speaker 1So I mean you got the choice because you won. So it's like do you want to stay at 12 or do you want to? At 12 is good so you want to be 12, and so the whoever the new team is, they just pick 11 okay, I'll give you his number.
Speaker 2One are we done here or what are we doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1anyway, yeah man hey, yeah. Well, you're about to say something crazy. Who you want to talk to?