Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
From High School Pranks to Retro Classics
Ever find yourself caught between a classic game of Mortal Kombat and the latest gossip about Puff Daddy? We've got you covered on this rollercoaster episode of the Nobody's Talking Podcast! We kick things off with a hilarious debate over our guilty pleasures in gaming, touching on how downloading games directly to consoles has changed our lives. Just as things heat up with some celebrity buzz, our resident joker Alabama Joe makes his fashionably late entrance, adding a whole new layer of humor. We also tip our hats to The Breakfast Club for their insights on handling celebrity drama with care.
Shifting gears to get a little personal, we tackle some spicy topics about cultural perceptions of relationships and sexuality. From the myths about certain foods to the enlightening yet unrealistic world of adult films, nothing is off the table. Listen as we humorously recall high school memories, like a geometry class incident that had everyone laughing, and the lasting impact of hip-hop lyrics on our perceptions of love and attraction. The mix of humor and candor offers a refreshing perspective on how our views on intimacy evolve over time.
Nostalgia takes center stage as we reminisce about the formative high school years, complete with legendary pranks and unforgettable football coaches. We wander through the cherished memories of childhood crushes and how they morph into more complex adult realities. Finally, our retro movie chat brings back the classic films that shaped our cultural landscape, from "Deliverance" to "Blazing Saddles." Ending on a high note, we throw in a lively discussion about upcoming old-school concerts, with Vanilla Ice and Montel Jordan promising a trip down memory lane. Grab your headphones and join us for a lively mix of humor, nostalgia, and insightful chatter!
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back after another week's rest. That was for uh. I just got the undisputed boxing game. It came out last night at midnight. I haven't played it yet, but I know it's downloaded.
Speaker 1:I'm going to see if I can become you ain't even got to go get it no more, just download it to your console.
Speaker 2:Like Madden, I physically have Madden, sin City and Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I physically have those three games Right College football. I download it and Undisputed.
Speaker 1:Nice, nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's just those are like the three games that I physically get, Yep so and then that's hey, and I can actually, because I mean I'm not going to play the Madden, so I can technically just delete all that info just to free up space, because I'm not going to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, anyway, hey.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. You got two people for the moment.
Speaker 1:Welcome.
Speaker 2:AKA Silk Silk. Silky is mia, he's. Uh, he has the day off and y'all know joe is always late right joe on cpt and he'll come up with.
Speaker 4:Oh man, I've, I've been busy I've been busy all day or I fell asleep.
Speaker 2:Hey Joby coming up with the craziest excuses, man. That's why I was like dude. Now we getting this started, I'm like he prolonging the. Do I hear them out there.
Speaker 1:Somebody. I heard something.
Speaker 2:Hey, anyway, this is your boy Bosco. And sitting to my right. I know we normally go to the left, but hey, actually I could go sitting to my left, right.
Speaker 1:And Superman is in the building.
Speaker 2:I hear the crowd we back Pim, pim, pim, oh hell. I hear the crowd we back oh hell, we got them.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 2:I know we got a little Stuff to talk about. I know we was gonna say Something about Like Puff Daddy and See, I know a lot of times I'll Speak on stuff I heard, but I don't be wanting to say A whole bunch of stuff. Cause I ain't be wanting to say a whole bunch of stuff, I ain't really trying to throw trash on a nigga.
Speaker 1:Man, it's already out there, I know. You can't do nothing about it, man. The internet is undefeated.
Speaker 2:Undefeated.
Speaker 1:It is crazy, crazy man, especially with P Diddy. I don't know what's going on with him. I don't even know the full story, but I know that the feds ain't coming after you unless they got a case.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, ain't that crazy.
Speaker 1:Right, you know they've been building this case for years.
Speaker 2:And they definitely coming after him, boy.
Speaker 1:Yes sir, yes sir, I know they denied his bail.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I saw that. I guess he tried to give up his plane, his mom's house and uh do that?
Speaker 1:what are you trying to get rid of? You trying to get rid of his stuff? Yeah, he said he put it in his mama name.
Speaker 2:Well, he said he would sell his mom's house. I don't know how it works like went for bail or whatever yeah but he was just saying oh, put his mom's house up for sale. He would put his mom's mom's house up for sale.
Speaker 1:He was putting his mom's house up for sale, like collateral or something.
Speaker 2:His airplane.
Speaker 1:This nigga got an airplane. Oh yeah, hey, oh yeah, he parted a little bit when.
Speaker 2:I was listening to who was it? I don't know who said it, I don't even, but it was funny. When they said it it was like, hey, he might want to do something. Check his boat, because that's how he's going to end up getting out of here. He messed around and go to Miami. Man, that dude going to sit down there. Gone, and once he gone, what's up? Joe, he made it All right.
Speaker 4:Hey, how y'all doing Rodeo.
Speaker 1:All right, I had a battle to the man hey, hey, how y'all doing Rodeo in the building, rodeo is in the building.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know, I hope ain't nobody else coming and I'm parked, just like I park when I'm late.
Speaker 2:I wish you parked in the driveway, in front of the driveway, yeah.
Speaker 3:Being three parking spaces and shit.
Speaker 2:You know that motherfucker was late, he just put right here, ran in the building. Yeah, nah, that's crazy man. Yeah, man, but yeah. So we always describe this as we talk about like what we hear.
Speaker 4:We don't fact check.
Speaker 2:For entertainment purposes only, yeah this is for entertainment purposes only, hey I know one thing Do not fact check. Sometimes they said you got to be careful. I heard this listening to the Breakfast Club. Oh yeah, Shout out to Charlamagne and DJ Envy.
Speaker 4:Put some spec on my name.
Speaker 2:Lauren LaRosa. She's filling in Well, jess, hilarious, but you know she's on maternity leave, nice, so Lauren LaRosa is filling in. But they were saying, when you say allegedly, they said even sometimes, you got to be careful. See, we don't ever say anything like real, real, crazy, right. Like you know be like oh, steve killed the cat Allegedly.
Speaker 4:You don't want to get the Peter people man.
Speaker 2:Hey, our led stuff.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you that now. Because, I know no right that motherfucker find you with Peter but.
Speaker 2:Peter, did you see when Piers Morgan Said something, I guess with Jay Z and Beyonce, they sent the lawyers.
Speaker 3:I was like man.
Speaker 2:I ain't saying nothing. I just know those stories that I hear and I'm not reporting anything.
Speaker 1:You ain't heard it from me.
Speaker 4:I ain't one to gossip. I ain't the one to gossip. You ain't heard it from me Dang dang, I ain't one to gossip. I ain't the one to gossip. You ain't heard it from me, bud. You ain't hear that from me.
Speaker 2:You ain't take my little humble abode.
Speaker 1:I'm like that's all we got. Oh my gosh, I thought we was brothers Sitting the lawyers off, Sit your $5 ass down. But the thing about it is though.
Speaker 4:That's a thin line, like slander, and all that Especially when you're A public figure. So yeah, yeah, yeah, you can pretty much Talk, make fun of you, just say hey, I was just joking around Making fun of the motherfucker, cause you're a public figure, they free game. Yeah, politician, public figures, all that shit is free game. Now, I can't say that shit is free game. Now I can't say that shit about you because you ain't nobody. You take me to court and get all my little money, you know what.
Speaker 2:I mean no offense.
Speaker 4:Allegedly you ain't nobody. I'm sorry. He said allegedly.
Speaker 1:Allegedly.
Speaker 2:Nigga, I'm Superman. There's somebody in this house.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm saying. That's somebody in this house. That's another thing. You can't even use that. I know it's been copyrighted already. It's been copyrighted. You see, they had to. That's Luther Campbell, stupid man. That's Luther Campbell. Luther Campbell, tell you all about it. What Luke Skywalker? Oh, that's right yeah they went and got all his ass, dude.
Speaker 2:I do remember.
Speaker 4:Luke Skywalker can't say pussy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when they first came out, he was Luke Skywalker.
Speaker 4:He can only think about pussy. He can't tell you that lie. They went and took that shit man. Yeah, they got the psst. They ain't know it was two-line crew feeds and Luther Campbell.
Speaker 2:Until you said that I forgot all about that, yeah.
Speaker 4:I remember that they went and got that Like no bro, Uh-uh, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got some Copyrighted.
Speaker 4:Copyright infringements, and then the thing with Sting.
Speaker 3:Not.
Speaker 4:Sting. But what's his name? Is it Sting? It is Sting, huh.
Speaker 2:Wait, which one the?
Speaker 4:one that Puffy got to pay. Oh yeah, you got to pay him $2,000 a day for the rest of his life. Hey, you know, isn't it like $2,000 a day for the rest of his life? Hey, you know, ain't it like $2,000?
Speaker 2:a day for the rest of his life. Okay, look, here's a question. Now we know Puffy got a lot of money.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you we got to pay that man.
Speaker 2:So at what point does his money run out? Right, I mean obviously I'm pretty sure he didn't divvy it up to his kids, or.
Speaker 4:Sting.
Speaker 3:That motherfucker over there sweating bullets. Man Let that man out of jail $2,000 a day.
Speaker 1:That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2:And then did he get married.
Speaker 4:Who sings Every Breath you Take.
Speaker 2:No, that was Sting Sting or the police, yeah.
Speaker 4:When he used that song for With Faith Evans. With Faith Evans for. Biggie, yeah, yeah, and what's his name? He sued him and he said you got to pay that motherfucker so much money. He's equivalent to $2,000 a day for the rest of his life.
Speaker 1:That's wild man.
Speaker 4:And he actually brags about it in a little darker minute how that motherfucker got a pen Sting. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Hey, I did watch the Surviving Diddy on Tubi.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did, I did watch that the.
Speaker 1:Timbs, I haven't watched it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I watched it. I haven't watched it, man. I've been watching too many animated by the Diggler.
Speaker 2:Hey, I tell you what listen.
Speaker 4:Batman we watched too many animated by the Diggler.
Speaker 2:Hey, I tell you what. Listen, batman and the Diggler. We are here for the people. I know we talking to each other, but so I was like you know what? Let me expand my horizons a little bit. Let me go ahead and listen to some of this.
Speaker 4:I seen some of it.
Speaker 2:Some of this gossip.
Speaker 4:Some of the gossip.
Speaker 2:Well, like that, because that's a big story. Man, we don't do politics, Y'all can forget about that.
Speaker 4:I know everybody's wondering how he arise in fame, nobody know who he was. And then when you go, when they watch the thing, they're like.
Speaker 2:his daddy was the driver for Frank Lucas. Who Puffy's daddy? His dad was the driver for Frank Lucas. Yeah, I know he had a little bit of bread growing up didn't he?
Speaker 4:Frank Lucas is his godfather.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow.
Speaker 4:But somehow something went down and they found his dad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because Frank Lucas ran Harlem right, Right yeah. Wow Okay, yep, sean Puffy Cone, hey I remember Puff Daddy from y'all remember at Super Cat Dolly, my Baby Mm-hmm. Yep, Sean Puffy Cone. Hey, I remember Puff Daddy from y'all remember at Super Cat Dolly my. Baby Mm-hmm. Yep, when Biggie Smalls and Puffy was on that.
Speaker 4:The thing is, when they come up with these charges right, and they go after these figures, public figures like that. Why are they selective, though? That's the thing, because there's a lot of them. They already know. Matter of fact, if I'm not mistaken, there's probably a bunch of them on the seal indictments right now.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry, but there's probably a bunch of them on the seal indictments and they still can walk around like we do, but they under arrest Until they break the seal. Now you, they still can walk around like we do, but they on their ass Until they break the seal. Now you gotta go to jail. See what I mean.
Speaker 2:Hey, I know what we all wanna know. We all wanna know who on them tapes, though I know as soon as they release them tapes, they ain't gonna release that shit. Listen, we sat here and watched. We watched Ray J and Kim K, and if y'all sitting up here lying and said y'all didn't watch it, y'all lying.
Speaker 4:No, I watched it. I watched Tom Ali.
Speaker 2:I know y'all did. I was talking to the people. I get y'all, I'm talking to y'all, but I'm really talking to the people, but I get y'all.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, I'm talking to y'all, but I'm really talking to the people. Okay, who haven't seen Tom Lee and Pam Landerson? Oh, I saw that too.
Speaker 2:I saw that Everybody's seen that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Now I didn't see I seriously think they be leaking their own shit. Hey, that's smart man Just to make you see, yeah, you just leak it out there, that's smart. And then boom, you viral now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm like damn what, if you but see we leak our stuff, that shit ain't going nowhere. You know that man.
Speaker 1:But, see then.
Speaker 2:I'm a nobody, so it ain't going nowhere. I'm going to mess around and make $14.
Speaker 4:Like man don't nobody want to see us?
Speaker 1:No, depends on what you do. You probably got to eat.
Speaker 2:He's hand lotioning up your toes, you got to eat booty or something. No, you probably can't even eat booty.
Speaker 1:Oh man, Everybody eat booty. Ain't lying man, that ain't nothing new.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You got to do something.
Speaker 2:Shaw, you booty eaters out there, you nasty mother, shut your mouth Shut your mouth.
Speaker 1:You know oh man.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's standard procedure now.
Speaker 1:It's OP.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It used to be, like ooh, I slipped, yeah, hey, or oops, I slipped.
Speaker 1:Now every hole is in there.
Speaker 4:Hey, like remember when, when uh, I didn't know your tongue was that long yeah, remember like when when, when chicks would sit up here. You think it's still chicks out here?
Speaker 1:uh, that don't suck the ding dong, that's standard.
Speaker 2:SOP too. Hey, for the white girls standard SOP, that shit better be standard.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I'm just saying, you remember Everybody.
Speaker 4:Those strong women, they do it too. Strong women do it too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm waiting on my husband.
Speaker 4:I'm waiting on me To get a husband. Them the ones that do it good.
Speaker 2:How you gonna get a husband If you don't do it.
Speaker 4:I'ma put it this way I'ma tell you Cause this thing.
Speaker 2:I'ma tell you right now.
Speaker 4:I'ma Then you be like oh, I'm going to say it and I'm going to get this is terrible, your hand is boo-boo. I'm going to get in trouble for this, but I'm going to say it.
Speaker 2:Oh hell, oh hell. You, a female, do I need to hit his butt and you?
Speaker 4:like them bullets you done, sucked it. You ain't buying. You ain't buying them bullets for nothing, right, them big ass bullets, them popsicles, them big old motherfuckers Shit, that's practice.
Speaker 1:Them bomb pops.
Speaker 4:Remember in the summertime You'd see them at a stoplight, all them motherfuckers Making all kinds of, and you in the next car Over here in that shit Like god damn. And you ain't think about that Like when you, motherfucker, ain't think about that, like when you.
Speaker 2:When you was a kid. See, I'm telling you that's when your mind Started getting jaded, because you know when you a little kid?
Speaker 4:Right yeah.
Speaker 2:And you see him eating A banana or a pop, you ain't think Absolutely nothing, right. But right around that 18, 19, definitely like 20s, man, you better not Suck on a popsicle. You see him. But right around that 18, 19, definitely like 20's you better not suck on a popsicle or eat a banana. Around me I'm going to be sitting up here thinking like, yeah, girl, I see you if you see a woman peel a banana with no hand, god damn it.
Speaker 1:If you see a, motherfucker licking an ice cream cone without that motherfucker melting or dripping down the side. You already know she's a keeper.
Speaker 4:Got another one your motherfucking licking the ice cream cone without that motherfucking melting or dripping down the side?
Speaker 1:Yeah you already know she's a keeper.
Speaker 4:And another one, got another one. You can tie a knot in a cherry stem. Oh, with no hands, with no hands, hey, you a bad, shut your mouth.
Speaker 1:Oh man, that special acquired skills. So all of.
Speaker 4:I mean you know, we out here giving y'all the facts, I'm just saying, we just telling you Like, if you Sit there and she's like I don't know, I ain't Like, I ain't never done this before and be like how you get so good.
Speaker 2:Hey, do y'all think it's a myth about Black chicks getting did in the booty?
Speaker 1:Man, they love that shit, they love that shit, they love that shit. Don't let them fool you. I think all that stuff is just myths, man I think all when they put it in the shit they be like don't you put it in my booty? Oh Nah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 4:But I mean, you got to be a little gentle. I learned that the hard way.
Speaker 3:But you just can't just ram it in like they do on the porno.
Speaker 4:You just can't pop it in like the yeah, yeah, yeah, like no, no, you can't do it like they do on the instruction videos.
Speaker 2:But hey, you know, on the pornos they be all prepped and ready, already Prepped and greased up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they're not porno videos. They're instructional videos. Those are instructional videos.
Speaker 2:Oh, instructional videos.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, how to? This is how you do it. Yeah, this is how you do it.
Speaker 1:See that truffle butter. You'd be like, oh yeah, she already lubed up.
Speaker 2:They got her, oh yeah, the truffle butter.
Speaker 1:They already got her right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm just saying like now y'all ain't going to be able to play that song on the air, no more.
Speaker 3:Oh, what truffle butter.
Speaker 4:I even told everybody what it is.
Speaker 1:They know what it is.
Speaker 4:They know what it is. We know what it is Like, deja Pell, fuck that little John Reign right there Wait which one. Oh, skeet, skeet, skeet, oh yeah. Yeah, he said you can't say that on the radio, shit, they start trying to beep it out. You know what skeet skeet mean? He said white folk. Don't know what skeet skeet mean?
Speaker 2:he said white folk don't know what skeet skeet mean. Hey look, I got a story for y'all, story time. Y'all remember this is oh my goodness, we had our, I think, geometry, our geometry teacher in high school right one of our boys, I think geometry, our geometry teacher in high school right One of our boys, I think her name was Ms Wino right Now, you know, we right so we sitting in class. This is my boy, eugene.
Speaker 3:Remember that song, Get the Bozax.
Speaker 2:Y'all remember that. Get the Bozax right.
Speaker 1:Now let me tell y'all this Y'all know I'm proud Akron.
Speaker 4:St Vincent, st Mary alum. So y'all know the teachers.
Speaker 2:Y'all know the teachers, that's there right, Older, very, very nice white lady. So we in geometry class, we talking about circles and stuff, right Right, how come Eugene said hey, you should name your circles. He got her to name one of the circles, a Bozak Dog. We would be sitting up here and we would get to class. Let's say the next day, or something. Be like oh, what are we going to do today? She was like we're going to learn about Bozak circles.
Speaker 3:Listen.
Speaker 2:I used to be in the back of class, nigga Hollering, and then she'd be like wait, what Bosco are you? Are you learning, Dude? You couldn't contain yourself because you sitting up here like man.
Speaker 2:This dude really got this lady talking about Bozaks and it's hilarious because she has no idea. We never, ever said nothing either. We just left it. Half the kids didn't know. No, exactly, we knew. We knew they didn't Dog that shit was. I don't know why that shit was so funny man, and she would write it up there too. Bozak, a nice circle. This is a Bozak circle.
Speaker 2:Y'all rolling that, oh man, shout out to my dude, eugene man. Oh, my goodness, oh oh, I was weak man. I was sitting up here like what and we was being there clowning. I mean, I don't know, joe, I don't know.
Speaker 4:Joe had it. I was old bro. These old black women, they was mad at somebody, I don't know who it was All the time and then come in, sit down, this motherfucking 201. And that motherfucker 320, when she stopped teaching 320. 320. Good Everybody else outside waiting on the bus to come pick them up. You still in the class.
Speaker 3:I ain't know the buses ain't here yet.
Speaker 1:Buses ain't going to leave without you. Y'all ain't going to miss the bus.
Speaker 2:So what's one of your funniest, fondest memory? Like from high school? Oh man, I mean we. Fondest memory Like from high school? Oh man, I mean we dog man High school. Dog. We had so many.
Speaker 4:It was many, usually most of us. I was a football coach.
Speaker 2:I wasn't. That dude was so hilarious man Wasn't even funny.
Speaker 4:I mean, he wasn't even trying to be, he was just mean, but it was funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, dog man, our stuff no go ahead.
Speaker 4:But he cussed a lot. Though, he cussed a lot. Yeah, come here.
Speaker 2:Was your coach? Was he white or black Black?
Speaker 4:Come here. Was your high school mostly black? Yeah, okay, see, obviously our high school. What about yours, steve? Oh no, mine was mostly white. Then his famous speech was he said I don't like white people. I'm prejudiced, but I'm fair. And if you are white and you ain't on the field, ain't cause you're white, cause you ain't with the damn. And boy that took the cake, bro, that took the cake right there for me. I love this man till this day and make it so bad. He wasn't lying either of them. If you could play, we had some white cats. When they got on the field, it was animals bro Right After that speech there, they was animals.
Speaker 4:You got to put your best players out there, but the thing about it was. We lived in a small town and they had a lot of these academies, private schools that we couldn't go to. Okay, so if any time we did have somebody as really good as White, they would come get them and take them over there. Then from there they would go to the universities and leave us behind. How the fuck you get to Alabama. You just beating your ass the whole last month.
Speaker 2:Now you seeing them on Saturday. Now you seeing this motherfucker.
Speaker 4:This motherfucker wasn't worth a damn. Oh wow.
Speaker 2:It work like that sometimes, boy.
Speaker 4:And then you know like we had a local in paper.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:They go to that. They in our school. They don't even make the paper Go to that school. They in the paper every week.
Speaker 2:Hey, what about you? C? You got any funny fond high school.
Speaker 4:You know I had to share Our coach is just he's like, and we had one cat in on the team and the coach told him. He said man, you is not so handsome, damn.
Speaker 2:Well, really, I'm really and whatever.
Speaker 4:I want you to do. He said whatever you do in life, son get. He said marry you a pretty woman and give your kids a 50-50 chance Boy. He told that motherfucker, that shit. That's why.
Speaker 2:I get a lot of that shit. Yeah, Motherfucker said marry you a pretty woman. Yeah, I don't really have any.
Speaker 4:Give yourself a 50-50 chance I don't really have any funny stories from football and stuff. I was like, actually we just went to practice. We went to practice dude.
Speaker 2:Practice.
Speaker 4:Crack some heads.
Speaker 2:I remember one time when this was during tour days. You know, back when we played. Y'all know how we used to do tour days Right Now, man, they don't even hit no more but one of our football coaches I don't know who did it, but I mean, y'all know how the high school, the bleachers and you got the press box and all that, yeah. And he used to ride a little scooter man. They took his scooter and put it in the press box and all that, yeah. And he used to ride a little scooter man. They took his scooter and put it in a press box and all. I don't know who carried it out there, but this cat was hot. Oh man, you sit there practicing.
Speaker 4:You look up and you see that scooter, was he a fat guy.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, he wasn't even a big dude, but it was just funny. I'm like he was like, hey, I don't know who got my scooter, but it better not be hot. Oh my God, that's probably like the funniest thing I remember from Shit we had.
Speaker 4:I got especially in elementary school. Man, we had teachers Like they didn't like you sleeping in class, so if you fall asleep they would throw the eraser and hit you right in the head.
Speaker 2:Oh see, and you can't do that now Like I did. I do remember having to sit in the front of class. You know, sometimes I wasn't, sometimes I wasn't bad. Wake your brother. But you know every now and again, you know you'll say a little joke Like wait class clown, or they put the little circle on the chalkboard Make you put your nose in it and you just put your nose in it.
Speaker 4:Just stand there, go stand in the corner, go stand in the corner. Yeah y'all.
Speaker 2:Don't turn around. Yeah, I ain't gonna do that either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh no, my pop would too. That's, I'm telling the story now. I did, what did I do? I hit a girl. I hit a girl and, like this was back in elementary school but we were having a snowball fight you know, how the girl. She was wearing glasses. She put her little head up over the little heel and I said, whack, Hit her dead in the eye. What?
Speaker 2:you hit her with Snowball. Oh damn, it's a snowball fight, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I got in trouble for that shit. We were having a snowball fight.
Speaker 2:But yeah, how you get in trouble.
Speaker 1:I don't get in trouble because she playing. She throwing snowballs at me. She's throwing snowballs at me. She ain't supposed Throw ice balls, there's no ice balls. It's just a snowball hitter in the glasses. I can't help a hitter in the glasses because he's going to put his head up.
Speaker 2:He hit her with a Bozak snowball.
Speaker 1:This is a motherfucking sniper snowball. That's all it was. It was a sniper snowball. Yeah, we ain't have that luxury. See, I got a whooping. I got to paddle first because my mama said paddle, because it's his fault. He, because it's his fault, he shouldn't have threw a snowball at her. And then I got a whooping when I got home. So you know, I learned from that shit. I was like okay, well, next time. You're going to hit her in the stomach. I'm going to hit her with my fist?
Speaker 2:No, no.
Speaker 1:I'm going to make it worth it.
Speaker 2:And then I was like I ain't going to hit no girl Dog that's funny.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I hit one girl once. I think I was in kindergarten.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then Like with a snowball or something or a dirt ball.
Speaker 4:No, that was just with my hand. I ain't never hit one sentence.
Speaker 1:Oh damn, Smack this shit out. Goddamn Mike.
Speaker 4:Turner no.
Speaker 1:Baby.
Speaker 4:I ain't. No, I ain't. Was you practicing? No, no, bitch, call me baby pop.
Speaker 1:Sprinkle me. Run me, my money.
Speaker 4:And then the most prettiest girl in the world walked into kindergarten. That's when the days was over with oh shit. Yeah, buddy man, you don't remember the first time you like? Hey, listen, we talked Kindergarten bro.
Speaker 2:I'm like, oh my God, hey, I do remember we talked about this one time yeah, I think you was on the show at the time Because Christian said he had a crush, I think in kindergarten, on a chick named Felicia. Christian said he had a crush, I think, in kindergarten, on a chick named Felicia. And I had a crush on a chick when I was a kid. Her name was Felicia and it just didn't appear. I just remember little, light skinned girl, long hair, and then we used to sit there and you know you watch the little instructional videos of how to cross the street If you're running from the cops, I mean, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Officer friendly.
Speaker 4:I mean not running from the cops.
Speaker 2:When you're running, if you're running from somebody and then you grab a rock and write their license plate on the sidewalk, you know that. I don't know, joe, you might have been a grown one. We was in kindergarten. Yeah, we was grown.
Speaker 4:Shit, I might have had a blowjob by then.
Speaker 2:Yeah, probably. I think Joe might have been in high school or something I don't know, damn, but we would just sit there, or you know, when you had to walk to the bathroom Right, you would just like hold hands I was like man, man, me and this chick Gonna be together forever. I'm like man, then I went to second grade.
Speaker 4:I think my little crush then was Erica, erica, I had a crush for 12 years. No, yeah.
Speaker 2:Kenny Garden.
Speaker 1:My first crush Was in second grade.
Speaker 2:Kenny Garden in first grade Was Felicia.
Speaker 4:And it still is To this day. That's not for me.
Speaker 1:I don't remember None of them. Bitches In Kenny Garden.
Speaker 4:I remember that one Felicia Matter of fact, hell, I stalk her on Facebook To this day, damn.
Speaker 2:God lord, that's a real crush.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I stalk that motherfucker to this day, man Damn.
Speaker 4:Good.
Speaker 2:Lord, that's a real crush.
Speaker 4:Yeah, stop that motherfucker on Facebook.
Speaker 1:Till this day she stamped herself in that nigga's brain.
Speaker 4:Shout out to. I can't help it, boy, that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:They say we calling names out, shout out to Erica Kelker, that was my little. I ain't gonna shout her name out, that was my little. Hey, I mean she might be married or something she married now. No, it's all good. We talking about second grade, I know, so I'm good.
Speaker 4:I remember one time I sent the birthday wish Right. The whole page shut down, damn.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, she is married Like mine. I'm sitting up here. This is what we used to do. We used to call each other on the phone oh my goodness, and watch Good Times. Yeah, yeah be like what's the thing?
Speaker 4:I know a birthday and everything.
Speaker 2:God damn Joe.
Speaker 1:No wonder you can't say nothing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why you can't say nothing. You're going to mess around. I know I can't. Her husband, joe Jackson, going to try to get you.
Speaker 4:She's three days older than me.
Speaker 1:Luminati Better watch what you say.
Speaker 4:Better watch what you say. Don't want to get me riled up. Be like the beekeeper up in this bitch, drive right off the bridge.
Speaker 1:Think about that next time, bam See.
Speaker 4:That's like one of the only movies I clapped at the end.
Speaker 2:Oh, the B-Key.
Speaker 4:I was clapping at the end and shit, get them, sick them.
Speaker 2:Hey, we was talking about the high school or not high school, but like little school crushes, you think. Can you still have a crush as an adult? Yeah, you think so.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's just lust, man. Now, it's just lust, it's lust.
Speaker 1:Back then I don't know man, it ain't lust.
Speaker 2:So it was lust when I was in second grade. Yeah, I just saw a pretty little brown girl.
Speaker 4:I was like damn See the thing about it was y'all was in second grade Y'all was a little more advanced. I'm going to kiss her hand.
Speaker 1:They may say kindergarten.
Speaker 4:Y'all a little more advanced than we was Shit. When we was in kindergarten we would hump with the clothes on. Hey, I do remember that. Y'all motherfuckers unjipped your pants.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, did you get some. Yeah, you just unjipped your pants.
Speaker 4:No, yeah, you just let it sit there.
Speaker 2:You be like oh Got me some, it's just resting up against it got me some booty cat.
Speaker 4:You just hump it. See, I got me some booty cat. What you talking about?
Speaker 2:now you know what you're doing now. Oh yeah, this is when all the trouble start. He'd be like man. Why did God make you beautiful women so beautiful?
Speaker 4:He never give them all. He never give them everything. He give them three out of four.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying nothing.
Speaker 4:He don't give them all.
Speaker 2:I'm going to let Joe get in trouble. Two out of three. I'm not saying nothing.
Speaker 4:It's the truth. They got big titties and fat ass. They ain't cute. If they cute got big titties and fat ass.
Speaker 1:They crazy, crazy as hell.
Speaker 4:You know, I'm just telling you right now.
Speaker 2:What about the ones? What about the?
Speaker 4:ones. If they smart big titties, they got a flat ass. Damn oh, they might have a lazy eye. I'm telling you, man, he's going to give it all to them.
Speaker 3:What about the ones? If they got it?
Speaker 4:all, they bought it. Damn. Even then, if they got it all, they bought it, bro God damn, I'm telling you, man you making, hey, I'm just telling you, you messing up people's dreams In podcasting. Man wait, you know, we in the home Looking at their wife. You went crazy, motherfucker. I already knew it, I just couldn't put my thing on it.
Speaker 2:Nah hey.
Speaker 4:There it go Shit. I knew your ass was crazy, but now though, Like With all these surgeries and all these motherfucking BBLs and shit you know you got a fine woman and you plan on starting a family. You better get some baby pictures of that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Right, you better look at her mama.
Speaker 4:Because that's what she's going to look like in 10 years. Get some baby pictures. Yeah, I want to see a picture of you from three months all the way up to three years old hey, remember, I remember how? And I want to see it naked.
Speaker 2:God damn it hey remember how we said you know how the chicks are, sit up here and get mad, or you know like. Let's just say if it's a chick that like you, but you know she might see your girl or be like uh and she kind of either want to talk about your girl or kind of talk about you. Oh yeah Like, oh, he ain't ready for no real woman like me, or something like that.
Speaker 1:I mean.
Speaker 2:I'm sure it could work in reverse.
Speaker 1:She ain't got no ass anyway.
Speaker 2:Anyway.
Speaker 1:What she got.
Speaker 4:I ain't got Right. Probably not that steak attitude you got I hope she going gonna wax that upper lip.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're always talking about something.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's why you hit them with the comeback shit. I like a little hair around my cheek.
Speaker 2:Hey, why do y'all do that? See we, hey, insecure, I'm asking our guest that's not here. Why do y'all do that? Why do y'all sit up here and down another man's lady? Because we don't do that.
Speaker 4:Well, we don't do that.
Speaker 1:Maybe that's what they're doing.
Speaker 4:Well, the real RIN won't do that.
Speaker 3:RIN won't do that. A simple motherfucker would do that. Rin won't do that. Huh, no, rin won't do that.
Speaker 2:A simple motherfucker would do that RIN ain't gonna do that, it's gonna happen for you.
Speaker 4:You know me.
Speaker 2:I don't think I will do. You see, like a bad one, and then sometimes I'll sit up here and be like Damn, he got a lot of money, that's damn, he got a lot of money. That's about it.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you what I'll do.
Speaker 2:I'll be like he got a lot of money.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you straight up when your good looks start to fade, don't come in my ocean. That's all I'm saying. Stay your ass where you at. You stay up in them. Dime piece ranges. I'm going to take these nickels and quarters and shit over here Dime piece ranges I'm going to take these nickels and quarters and shit over here.
Speaker 3:Take this change. I'm going to take this change.
Speaker 4:Shit, I'm going to take these two nickels and rub them together and make it work.
Speaker 2:Huh.
Speaker 4:I'm right, make it work. Yeah, you know you don't want to. You don't want like the dime piece is too much trouble. You know what I mean want to. You don't want like they're a dying piece of too much trouble. You know what I mean Too much trouble, simplistic.
Speaker 2:Everybody want them or they think everybody want them. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:It's one or the other.
Speaker 2:Everybody want them, or they think everybody want them. It all depends, I mean you can get someone that's nice and humble yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm just telling you Right, it's just like this year we can say, I can say this year, everybody want a woman To fuck a lot, until they get a woman To fuck a lot. I'm telling you right now, bro, that shit ain't where it cracked up to be. You'll be up in the house Like man, can't? I just have a break.
Speaker 3:You're like man, I just said shit, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Y'all done. Took two pills this week, goddamn yeah.
Speaker 2:Trying to keep up this motherfucker. Let me get a couple chewables or something. Yeah, heart attack, throw some chewables in the system. Yeah, please.
Speaker 4:You be begging for some freedom, Please Like goodness, gracious yeah. Nigga be staying out all night long. God damn it. I'm gonna go home. This bitch gonna fuck me to death. Hey, but just think, when you ready, yeah, and you got you be like okay, yeah, but see the thing about a man Is a woman Can say no. It almost impossible for a man to say no. I mean, I mean you can, though now I I realized that right, but when I was a young man I didn't think you could say no, I thought you had to just go through it.
Speaker 4:Why you think I was a good wing man? I ain't know no better.
Speaker 2:Hey, joe red, come go with me. She got a friend.
Speaker 4:I ain't know no better than she the motherfucker say hey, Joe, where you come, go with me. She got a friend. I be like. God damn, she a booger bear. Ah, fuck it, I can't say no, yeah, you be like hey, whatever. Yeah, I can say no.
Speaker 2:I bet you have fun though.
Speaker 4:Yeah, booger bears are fun.
Speaker 2:And then you mess around.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and then you, jon, Then you be in the store and this motherfucker say, hey, chill, what's that? Oh, shit.
Speaker 3:Oh man.
Speaker 2:That's when you sitting up here thinking like man, what do I?
Speaker 4:know he took that book about me and go oh, like Chewbacca, something like Chewbacca the book about me and Carl and shit.
Speaker 2:Oh man, that's a shit.
Speaker 4:That's Chewbacca.
Speaker 2:Hey y'all. Y'all know we out here playing, we love everybody, we love everybody. Awful shit we are definitely here to make y'all laugh.
Speaker 4:Or at least try to. It goes both ways, though I know.
Speaker 2:Listen, but that's what I say. I mean, we don't date man. If you do, you do what you do, we don't.
Speaker 4:But so I can't speak on well no, I mean, we can speak like what we do as far as, like I done, seen some some some old jacked up cats with some good looking women and I told you I seen it, but the thing is like God damn.
Speaker 2:That's when I sit there and think like man he got a lot of money. That's. Listen, I'm telling y'all. That's the first thing that I think, but when I see it, he has a lot of money.
Speaker 4:I'm happy for the man, though, because he did his job.
Speaker 2:I don't think it as much now, but when you younger you know you sitting up here thinking like why that girl? I think as you get older you live life a little bit. You ain't sitting up here thinking like you see an ugly dude and a pretty woman. You just blah, blah blah. When you younger you like. I said it before bro.
Speaker 4:It's like this here, bro. You see like you can go. I said it before. It's like this here, bro, you see like you can go down to the store. Right, it's raining, it's cold and shit. You see a homeless dude with his bitch all wrapped in a blanket.
Speaker 4:Them bitches freezing together with a dog. Right and I got a little jealous Right I said shit, I got a house, I got a job with benefits. I ain't got a motherfucker that'd rather die with me than me. You ain't gonna tell me, you ain't seen it. I don't give a fuck what you say. You're sneaking up both of them motherfuckers out there. One got water, one going to get water. True that, depending on the neighborhood I'm in, I'm telling you oh yeah, definitely I'm serious though.
Speaker 2:And you straight sit up here and think oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Now, that's, that's right. Then you got a question how fucked up, how fucked up am I?
Speaker 2:How come I ain't got that? I got a ride, I ain't got no ride, I got a mission, I got benefits.
Speaker 4:Shit Good benefits, steve Superman. I got good benefits. Why can't I get a ride or die? But then you know we, you know it's kind of A double edged sword now, though, because now you get so used to just doing shit on your own, true that yeah, easy come, easy go.
Speaker 1:Easy, come easy go Just kind of be like ah.
Speaker 2:Not depending on nobody Right. She going home, you going home.
Speaker 4:And they don't want to know why. Old men Listen, I think it's like this year. Like old guys See women get older, they afraid to die alone. Men don't really give a shit.
Speaker 1:I can't win this world alone.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You can get buried by yourself.
Speaker 4:They be like I don't want to die alone and live on, and man, you gonna get buried by yourself.
Speaker 4:They be like I don't wanna die alone and live on. We don't give a shit about that. Then you got these motherfuckers that made up this hospice, these old men trying to get young women so they can take care of them. Man, nobody think about no shit like that. We trying to get our rocks up Before it quit working. That's what we trying to do, and your old ass ain't cutting it Shit. That's why we get a young one.
Speaker 3:That's right.
Speaker 4:Maybe this motherfucker need a little help. Nah, you got to sing to it now. You can't just walk in and say get it up, no, you got to sing to it.
Speaker 2:And they get mad as hell.
Speaker 4:Serenade that motherfucker. Get down there and blow the flute.
Speaker 2:Like back in the day, when you sit up here, are you 18, 19?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know a chick be sitting up here like man, she lick her lips.
Speaker 2:Man, your shit going halfway down your knee yeah. Man that shit happen now. You got to do more than that. Yeah, she lick her lips, I lick my lips. What?
Speaker 4:we doing, yeah, what we doing. I know back in the day, shit, I don't know how many people done this, but when they played the song the Funkin' Word, that motherfucker would dance to the Funkin' Word by himself. When them grime in the ground, that motherfucker start coming up and then it start popping. When that motherfucker, we are, we are Letting y'all know about the aging process.
Speaker 2:Yeah, used to be ready to go Whenever.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, shit. I remember I used to wear sweatpants. The wind blew the wrong way, that motherfucker, I'll tell you what. Who can tell me about Ever? Oh yeah, shit, I remember.
Speaker 4:I used to wear sweatpants. The wind blew the wrong way, that motherfucker. I'll tell you what. Who can tell me about the first time they wore some silk boxes? Oh shit, oh, you said silk man. I dig, study hard all day in them, motherfucking things.
Speaker 2:I don't think I ever had. I ain't never had no silk underwear. Oh man, I had every color, Did you? I never had silk underwear. Tell them about the silk boxes. Man, them silk boxes.
Speaker 4:Them shit get to move around. In them, motherfuckers. I felt so sick in them. Silk boxes, nigga.
Speaker 1:Man, you rub your leg like this, you got whoosh.
Speaker 2:Shit, I used to be like man them cats that wear them silk underwear.
Speaker 3:I was like them, some fancy niggas right there, boy, let me tell you.
Speaker 4:Man, your shit, stay hard all day, damn. When I was young. I couldn't wear them no more. I wore them like about a week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had to get me some cotton. I was a tighty-whitey, tighty-whitey fruity loons. My shit stayed hard bro.
Speaker 4:That shit was crazy.
Speaker 2:You know what? I should go, get a pack of tighty-whities and wear them for a week.
Speaker 4:See, a week At this age, you probably the only one that can pull it off. I look like Ned Beatty in that movie.
Speaker 2:Steve can pull it off.
Speaker 4:For those who don't know who Ned Beatty is tell me. Those who don't know who Ned Beatty is, that's Deliverance. Remember the movie Deliverance?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was just watching that.
Speaker 4:Ned Beatty and Burt Riddles.
Speaker 2:No, he talking about the old, the old, the old, not the new, not the new one.
Speaker 4:Not the scary, not the new one.
Speaker 2:Not with Monique, no.
Speaker 4:Yeah, not with Monique. Deliverance with Burt Reynolds and Ned Beatty, and Ned Beatty had him on some Whitey Tidies.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, when he took my squeal like a pig. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:I thought we had ourselves a bowl, but we got a sow. Oh man, Squeal like a pig. That motherfucker down there, wee, oh dude, for the mountain too, boy, oh man.
Speaker 2:Dude, ain't none of them movies being made right now, forky. Shit, none of them being made when the white women at Blazing.
Speaker 1:Saddles yeah.
Speaker 3:Blazing.
Speaker 2:Saddles.
Speaker 4:That would be a tough one to make, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you ain't making that. You can't. Which way, I don't give a shit. Some of them, richard, Pryor movies you ain't watching way.
Speaker 4:I don't know Some of them Richard Pryor movies you ain't watching Like which way is up when he say Same old Negro spirituals. Man Every which way, but loose.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Every which way, but loose.
Speaker 2:But was that? That was the one With Right Turn, clyde Right.
Speaker 4:Or was that the Richard Pryor one? Every which way but loose. Wait a minute. Was that what Clint Eastwood yeah, that was.
Speaker 2:That was the right turn, clyde.
Speaker 4:Yeah, right, turn, yeah, and then Any which Way you Can, or something weird. They had a sequel.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they did. I thought they made Maybe like, like three of them.
Speaker 4:That's why I was like man you know what?
Speaker 2:Still want a little baby champ. I tell you, I only want it for like.
Speaker 4:Uptown Saturday night.
Speaker 2:Oh man, oh with JJ yeah.
Speaker 4:Jabberwocky. That's why I remember that shit Hell yeah, man. Motherfucking JJ. They hypnotized both of them. Motherfuckers. Jabberwocky Dude, that movie was on. Oh man, they hypnotized both of them motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:Jabberwocky Dude. That movie was on, oh man, about three, four months ago.
Speaker 4:Guess who Coming to Dinner. That was good.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that was. They remade that with, I think, Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, yeah, they tried to comedy it up a little bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that that's that was good. I'm sitting up here Looking at At movies which one.
Speaker 4:No, I'm saying, which one was that that was Bustin' Loose With Richard Pryor on the bus, oh my god With the. With the clam behind him.
Speaker 2:No me, jack. He said man. He said he said man. He said I'm Annie Mae's favorite son. He said I'm Joe Fucking Braxton.
Speaker 4:From Brownsville. We don't play that shit.
Speaker 2:Oh man, when he saw he was walking with the clan man. I remember when my pop took me to go see that, oh, he was walking with the Klan. Yeah, and he man Dog, hey. I remember when my pop took me to go see that, oh that man, that movie was great. That's when I saw when Homeboy Cicely Tyson's little boyfriend, had that fancy Cadillac Right, I was like man, I need me one of those.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's when they had it. I think the only movie I remember was Three the Hard Way.
Speaker 2:Well, that was Jim Brown right Jim Brown, jim Kelly. Jim Kelly and Fred Williams, fred Williams, yeah, yeah, fred Williams or Williamson.
Speaker 4:I think it's Williams. Is it Williamson, yeah?
Speaker 3:Yeah, y'all know who we talking about.
Speaker 4:Just look it up. That's right, the original gangsters.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they are.
Speaker 4:My boogie is killing me.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know, man, when they did that on the Original gangsters oh yeah, I'm going to get you sucker. Oh yeah, dude. When they did that on, I'm gonna get you sucker, oh yeah. And that dude man that toe got to beating. And when fly guy got out of jail yeah, man, they was dead in there man, I cried in that scene.
Speaker 2:I laughed so fucking hard that shit was goldfish floating up in that motherfucker god, listen, I'm telling you like all all that stuff, all that stuff isn't like now, I think, the closest thing they'll come out when you know when, uh, jamie foxx had that they cloned tyrone, they cloned tyrone, right, they cloned.
Speaker 1:Tyrone Right, yeah, I'm going to get you sucker.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to get you. Sucker was the ones with the when he came out of jail.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that shit was hilarious man.
Speaker 2:And that don't be a man. All them little spoof movies like that was hilarious.
Speaker 4:Don't be a menace to society while you're drinking your juice in the hood? Oh hell, don't be a menace to society while you're drinking your juice in the hood. Oh hell do we have?
Speaker 2:a problem, man, I'm telling you, shout out to. Chris Spencer, they got a whole ballistic missile when that cat was like oh, could you get that woman for me please?
Speaker 4:he was like the white one that was like they had the same thing In house party Remember.
Speaker 2:No, no, but what I'm saying? It was Chris, it was.
Speaker 4:Chris Spencer, yeah.
Speaker 2:That said that On Don't be a minister To society While drinking your juice In the hood. And then remember when the girl Finally came over he said my milk of magnesia. I was like man. First off. Whose Kid is man? I don't know, cause I think as I get older I start getting, cause I saw her not too long ago and when you watch it now you be like man. Why did she? Why did she sign up for that? I'm pretty sure she probably just trying to make it big in Hollywood.
Speaker 4:Did she have on a sundress and everything? All I know is them damn sunglasses and a sundress.
Speaker 2:Man, that damn chin. It looks like she almost didn't have a chin man. I was just sitting up here. That shit was hilarious. Then they had their boy that was in a wheelchair.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, he chewed on a pacifier.
Speaker 2:Man, yeah, I think little baby Chris or little Chris. Oh man, all that stuff was nuts. But I got something for y'all I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 4:What really got me in that movie was when the grandma and them was in the church.
Speaker 2:I know grandma was hood. No, they was in the church. Remember what with the?
Speaker 4:guns and they started break dancing.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and she started doing flips and shit man.
Speaker 2:It's so funny Cause you could Like tell. It wouldn't, when it flipped it wouldn't To like it was a dude.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was good when she landed had a mustache. Yup, I think he did that On purpose, though.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah they did. That's what made it. That's what made it so funny. That shit was hilarious man yeah. Cause you done seen them movies.
Speaker 4:The way, arch Ribery. What was her name?
Speaker 2:I forget, cause she got in a fight With somebody too, didn't she? Ain't that remember? She was like you still hit like a bitch. Yeah, that was yeah.
Speaker 4:That was with Astray, wasn't it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that was with Astray, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, that was Miss Pearl from 227.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Sitting in that window, Hell yeah, but anyway, bringing the movies up to date we have. I'm not hearing good things about Joker.
Speaker 4:It don't look good At all. No, I'm just saying, the previews don't even look good.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, but hey, you know they coming out with Saturday Night, you know that's they're doing a. It's about Saturday Night Live, about the very first episode that aired. I heard it's supposed to be pretty good Saturday Night Live. Yeah, it's called Saturday Night. It was limited release. Now today it opened up across the country, the very first episode. Like the very first episode of Saturday Night Live and it's just called Saturday Night. You know how everything went Live from New York. It's Saturday Night Live, it's just called Saturday Night.
Speaker 4:You know how everything went Live from New York. It's Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this won't make it and all that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know it was back in the day they had Rich Little on there and all that, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:That's when it started getting all Yup. I used to watch it Way, way back.
Speaker 4:Rich. Little made a Killing off Reagan one man. That's how he. He had a whole song.
Speaker 2:Oh, you was talking about Rich Little yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he had that one song. The Genius of Rap, hey Rich.
Speaker 2:Man, rich Little he. I remember him and the.
Speaker 4:Water Wings.
Speaker 2:Rodney Dangerfield, all these cats, all the little Comedy legends.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And it's a. It's a scary movie. Terrifier 3.
Speaker 4:I haven't seen one yet. Yeah, comedy Legends.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a scary movie, terrifier 3. I haven't seen one yet. Yeah, terrifier. Yeah, it's with the clown killer. Oh, it's like a slasher film. I started watching.
Speaker 4:Jester. I want to finish watching that Jester. Jester With the clown have.
Speaker 2:I seen that.
Speaker 3:You know you got to watch.
Speaker 4:He's talking to this chick or whatever the Jester.
Speaker 2:Man hey, you might have to pull that up when I come over.
Speaker 4:The Jester. I want to see that the Jester ain't no joke.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hell yeah, you know, let me see, see. So we got Terrifier 3, joker 2 Saturday Night. You know, they got the animated Transformers oh, that's good. I watched it. Oh, did you? Transformer 1, that's good.
Speaker 4:It kind of fills in some gaps for you.
Speaker 2:Oh does it? Yeah, they got Piece by Piece. It's with Pharrell, it's like Legos. I heard it. Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard that she was pretty nice man.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's a star-studded cast.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Ice Cube, everybody's in that, mad Boy, snoop Dogg. Yeah, busta Rhymes is up in there. Yeah, yeah, ice Cube, everybody's in that.
Speaker 2:Mad Boy, snoop Dogg, yeah, y'all Busta Rhymes is up in there. Yeah, busta Bust. So let me see. So that's what, piece by Piece, not the shit, I think that's well obviously, you know, alien.
Speaker 4:Alien Romulus, alien Romulus, yeah that's still in there.
Speaker 2:Have you seen that? No, they got the Apprentice.
Speaker 1:Blink twice.
Speaker 2:I guess, oh, dude, and I think that's streaming now too. I want to see that. I do want to see. I never saw it in the movies. But the Apprentice, I guess, is about Donald Trump, Like you know, back in the 70s, 80s, I guess, coming up. No, it was later than that, Was it? It's not late 70s.
Speaker 4:Oh no, so it probably got to be 80s then huh, I think the Apprentice was like the 90s.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no. I think this is from Donald Trump. It's called the App the apprentice. Oh, okay, yeah, and this is from, I think, like From his years in the 70s, yeah, like 70s, 80s, I think, yeah.
Speaker 4:Like the young, he had a whole lot of opinions about shit back in those days.
Speaker 2:Yeah, amber Alert. I don't know what that? What's that about? Let's see who's that Is that?
Speaker 4:true about California. Have a different alert for black children. What, why?
Speaker 3:What do?
Speaker 4:you think?
Speaker 2:they call it Stacey alert or something hey well, you know, for the old people they got silver alert.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we got the silver alert. I don't even know what the amber alert is about. That was for the kids.
Speaker 2:Amber alert for kids yeah, no, no, I'm talking about this movie, but I'm saying I don't know what this. Uh, oh, this movie, amber alert is. It came out september 27th. Got kevin dunn. Oh, which name is in there? Uh, from everybody hates chris tyler, james. From Everybody Hates Chris Tyler. James Tyler, james Williams, my bad, oh, hayden. Hayden Pantieri.
Speaker 4:Did you watch that one. What was it called? Something Ridge or whatever? Did you finally watch it? I did watch that. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, homeboy, yeah, I did watch that.
Speaker 4:They want him to be on the next Marvel movie.
Speaker 2:They should let him fill in for.
Speaker 4:Majors. I don't think he may get Kane to conquer it though.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean they can coach him up and stuff. Yeah, because that's the one thing you know with Jonathan Majors that cat is a fantastic actor. And he didn't even do anything Right. So why don't they just Allegedly yeah, well, at least from the film that I saw, yeah, he was running for his life.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then I just saw him getting arrested in his walk-in closet. Ain't no man, that man about to be down here at Arizona Broadway Theater on Paradise?
Speaker 4:No, he ain't need to be at the fair Damn. Good, but just so y'all know though they have an old school thing at the fair next week. Oh, it's the old school concert?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think it's next week. Who's it? Lisa, lisa, stevie B oh you know what I?
Speaker 4:think it's gonna be a pretty nice lineup. I know they might be the same ones. That's gonna be at the concert on the 31st Well, not at the end of the month. The jazz thing, old school that's going to be at the concert on the 31st of, not at the end of the month, the jazz thing, old school let's look this up. Entertain yourselves at the fair old school, at the fair, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1:What was the movie about the ridge?
Speaker 2:it's called Rebel, rebel Ridge. It's on.
Speaker 4:Netflix. You haven't seen it yeah, check it out man, good movie right there bro hey, don Johnson is in it.
Speaker 2:Oh, sonny Crockett, he was Sonny Crockett, he was Sonny Crockett, right from Miami Vice.
Speaker 4:Yep, and he was the Colonel in the Jungle oh.
Speaker 1:Oh, check it out, hold up.
Speaker 4:It's Friday, right? Isn't it Friday next week?
Speaker 2:Oh, vanilla Ice gonna be there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, At the fair right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, montel Jordan.
Speaker 1:Oh, they gonna. Okay, old school for real Rob Bass oh yeah, oh, yeah I wanna rock right now. I'm Rob.
Speaker 2:Baseman. I came to get it down. When Rob Baseman get up there.
Speaker 4:It's gonna be a lot of motherfuckers. I have breath up in that man.
Speaker 2:I'm about to go up in there and some J's. I'm wearing everything.
Speaker 4:Don't do it, they gonna step on them.
Speaker 2:Oh, you wear the old ones. Oh, I really I don't have the old ones.
Speaker 1:Man, I only got three pairs and they all new.
Speaker 2:What your J's yeah, man, you gotta break them out Nah dog I like them, man, I ain't wearing them to Vegas. You gonna get buried in them.
Speaker 1:Nope, I'm just gonna wear them, like whenever I go out On a special date.
Speaker 2:I wanna look good? Hey, listen, here's the thing To keeping your Jordans fresh. If you're going to walk a lot, you can't really wear them. If you're going to do limited walking, then you can go ahead and yeah, you don't want to crease them. Yeah, not really. You don't want to crease them up, but I mean, if you're just doing like that walk ain't going to crease anyway.
Speaker 2:I can't tie them up, you only, you only tie them so high. Anyway, I'm wearing, I'm wearing some. No, my feet too wide. Let me see, oh, you can get, you can get your feet in some j's, we're gonna get, we're gonna get you something.
Speaker 4:I had to get a size 15 let's see wide ass feet so walking on the railroad track when I was a kid no shoes and shit.
Speaker 3:Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 2:Rob Bass, montel Jordan. Oh, so it's just going to be them three, huh, I mean, well, that's all you need.
Speaker 4:What day is that? Friday, Friday, right.
Speaker 2:What day is October 18th? What's today's date?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's Saturday. Today's the 11th. Oh, it's Today's the 11th right now, today's the 11th, so it'll be Friday, that's.
Speaker 2:Friday, oh-ho, yep, october 18th, we might be coming to you live From the fairgrounds, from the fairgrounds Up the runway.
Speaker 1:I want to rock right now. Go, go, go. Man, listen, I'm going to start doing cardio this week. Get my cardio up. I'm about to go dancing.
Speaker 2:I will be at basketball Sunday. Work on my cardio Anyway, thank you everybody. Hopefully we entertained y'all. Hey Doing the heel. We got a big game tomorrow. I think I'm going to lift, I'm blocking up Puff, puff, give.
Speaker 4:Puff, puff give. I am very happy with my process.
Speaker 2:You see that right here, boy Got that 195 on the On the football bar or the multi gripgrip bar. Anyway, y'all, that's enough for the small talk. Y'all have a good one. We'll see y'all next week.
Speaker 4:All right, peace, peace.