Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
From High School Pranks to Retro Classics
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Ever find yourself caught between a classic game of Mortal Kombat and the latest gossip about Puff Daddy? We've got you covered on this rollercoaster episode of the Nobody's Talking Podcast! We kick things off with a hilarious debate over our guilty pleasures in gaming, touching on how downloading games directly to consoles has changed our lives. Just as things heat up with some celebrity buzz, our resident joker Alabama Joe makes his fashionably late entrance, adding a whole new layer of humor. We also tip our hats to The Breakfast Club for their insights on handling celebrity drama with care.
Shifting gears to get a little personal, we tackle some spicy topics about cultural perceptions of relationships and sexuality. From the myths about certain foods to the enlightening yet unrealistic world of adult films, nothing is off the table. Listen as we humorously recall high school memories, like a geometry class incident that had everyone laughing, and the lasting impact of hip-hop lyrics on our perceptions of love and attraction. The mix of humor and candor offers a refreshing perspective on how our views on intimacy evolve over time.
Nostalgia takes center stage as we reminisce about the formative high school years, complete with legendary pranks and unforgettable football coaches. We wander through the cherished memories of childhood crushes and how they morph into more complex adult realities. Finally, our retro movie chat brings back the classic films that shaped our cultural landscape, from "Deliverance" to "Blazing Saddles." Ending on a high note, we throw in a lively discussion about upcoming old-school concerts, with Vanilla Ice and Montel Jordan promising a trip down memory lane. Grab your headphones and join us for a lively mix of humor, nostalgia, and insightful chatter!
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back after another week's rest. That was for uh. I just got the undisputed boxing game. It came out last night at midnight. I haven't played it yet, but I know it's downloaded.
Speaker 1I'm going to see if I can become you ain't even got to go get it no more, just download it to your console.
Speaker 2Like Madden, I physically have Madden, sin City and Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2I physically have those three games Right College football. I download it and Undisputed.
Speaker 1Nice, nice.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's just those are like the three games that I physically get, Yep so and then that's hey, and I can actually, because I mean I'm not going to play the Madden, so I can technically just delete all that info just to free up space, because I'm not going to.
Speaker 1Yeah, anyway, hey.
Speaker 2Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. You got two people for the moment.
Speaker 1Welcome.
Speaker 2AKA Silk Silk. Silky is mia, he's. Uh, he has the day off and y'all know joe is always late right joe on cpt and he'll come up with.
Speaker 4Oh man, I've, I've been busy I've been busy all day or I fell asleep.
Speaker 2Hey Joby coming up with the craziest excuses, man. That's why I was like dude. Now we getting this started, I'm like he prolonging the. Do I hear them out there.
Speaker 1Somebody. I heard something.
Speaker 2Hey, anyway, this is your boy Bosco. And sitting to my right. I know we normally go to the left, but hey, actually I could go sitting to my left, right.
Speaker 1And Superman is in the building.
Speaker 2I hear the crowd we back Pim, pim, pim, oh hell. I hear the crowd we back oh hell, we got them.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 2I know we got a little Stuff to talk about. I know we was gonna say Something about Like Puff Daddy and See, I know a lot of times I'll Speak on stuff I heard, but I don't be wanting to say A whole bunch of stuff. Cause I ain't be wanting to say a whole bunch of stuff, I ain't really trying to throw trash on a nigga.
Speaker 1Man, it's already out there, I know. You can't do nothing about it, man. The internet is undefeated.
Speaker 2Undefeated.
Speaker 1It is crazy, crazy man, especially with P Diddy. I don't know what's going on with him. I don't even know the full story, but I know that the feds ain't coming after you unless they got a case.
Speaker 2Yeah, I know, ain't that crazy.
Speaker 1Right, you know they've been building this case for years.
Speaker 2And they definitely coming after him, boy.
Speaker 1Yes sir, yes sir, I know they denied his bail.
Speaker 2Yeah, I saw that. I guess he tried to give up his plane, his mom's house and uh do that?
Speaker 1what are you trying to get rid of? You trying to get rid of his stuff? Yeah, he said he put it in his mama name.
Speaker 2Well, he said he would sell his mom's house. I don't know how it works like went for bail or whatever yeah but he was just saying oh, put his mom's house up for sale. He would put his mom's mom's house up for sale.
Speaker 1He was putting his mom's house up for sale, like collateral or something.
Speaker 2His airplane.
Speaker 1This nigga got an airplane. Oh yeah, hey, oh yeah, he parted a little bit when.
Speaker 2I was listening to who was it? I don't know who said it, I don't even, but it was funny. When they said it it was like, hey, he might want to do something. Check his boat, because that's how he's going to end up getting out of here. He messed around and go to Miami. Man, that dude going to sit down there. Gone, and once he gone, what's up? Joe, he made it All right.
Speaker 4Hey, how y'all doing Rodeo.
Speaker 1All right, I had a battle to the man hey, hey, how y'all doing Rodeo in the building, rodeo is in the building.
Speaker 4Yeah, I know, I hope ain't nobody else coming and I'm parked, just like I park when I'm late.
Speaker 2I wish you parked in the driveway, in front of the driveway, yeah.
Speaker 3Being three parking spaces and shit.
Speaker 2You know that motherfucker was late, he just put right here, ran in the building. Yeah, nah, that's crazy man. Yeah, man, but yeah. So we always describe this as we talk about like what we hear.
Speaker 4We don't fact check.
Speaker 2For entertainment purposes only, yeah this is for entertainment purposes only, hey I know one thing Do not fact check. Sometimes they said you got to be careful. I heard this listening to the Breakfast Club. Oh yeah, Shout out to Charlamagne and DJ Envy.
Speaker 4Put some spec on my name.
Speaker 2Lauren LaRosa. She's filling in Well, jess, hilarious, but you know she's on maternity leave, nice, so Lauren LaRosa is filling in. But they were saying, when you say allegedly, they said even sometimes, you got to be careful. See, we don't ever say anything like real, real, crazy, right. Like you know be like oh, steve killed the cat Allegedly.
Speaker 4You don't want to get the Peter people man.
Speaker 2Hey, our led stuff.
Speaker 4I'm telling you that now. Because, I know no right that motherfucker find you with Peter but.
Speaker 2Peter, did you see when Piers Morgan Said something, I guess with Jay Z and Beyonce, they sent the lawyers.
Speaker 3I was like man.
Speaker 2I ain't saying nothing. I just know those stories that I hear and I'm not reporting anything.
Speaker 1You ain't heard it from me.
Speaker 4I ain't one to gossip. I ain't the one to gossip. You ain't heard it from me Dang dang, I ain't one to gossip. I ain't the one to gossip. You ain't heard it from me, bud. You ain't hear that from me.
Speaker 2You ain't take my little humble abode.
Speaker 1I'm like that's all we got. Oh my gosh, I thought we was brothers Sitting the lawyers off, Sit your $5 ass down. But the thing about it is though.
Speaker 4That's a thin line, like slander, and all that Especially when you're A public figure. So yeah, yeah, yeah, you can pretty much Talk, make fun of you, just say hey, I was just joking around Making fun of the motherfucker, cause you're a public figure, they free game. Yeah, politician, public figures, all that shit is free game. Now, I can't say that shit is free game. Now I can't say that shit about you because you ain't nobody. You take me to court and get all my little money, you know what.
Speaker 2I mean no offense.
Speaker 4Allegedly you ain't nobody. I'm sorry. He said allegedly.
Speaker 1Allegedly.
Speaker 2Nigga, I'm Superman. There's somebody in this house.
Speaker 4That's what I'm saying. That's somebody in this house. That's another thing. You can't even use that. I know it's been copyrighted already. It's been copyrighted. You see, they had to. That's Luther Campbell, stupid man. That's Luther Campbell. Luther Campbell, tell you all about it. What Luke Skywalker? Oh, that's right yeah they went and got all his ass, dude.
Speaker 2I do remember.
Speaker 4Luke Skywalker can't say pussy.
Speaker 2Yeah, when they first came out, he was Luke Skywalker.
Speaker 4He can only think about pussy. He can't tell you that lie. They went and took that shit man. Yeah, they got the psst. They ain't know it was two-line crew feeds and Luther Campbell.
Speaker 2Until you said that I forgot all about that, yeah.
Speaker 4I remember that they went and got that Like no bro, Uh-uh, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2Yeah, we got some Copyrighted.
Speaker 4Copyright infringements, and then the thing with Sting.
Speaker 3Not.
Speaker 4Sting. But what's his name? Is it Sting? It is Sting, huh.
Speaker 2Wait, which one the?
Speaker 4one that Puffy got to pay. Oh yeah, you got to pay him $2,000 a day for the rest of his life. Hey, you know, isn't it like $2,000 a day for the rest of his life? Hey, you know, ain't it like $2,000?
Speaker 2a day for the rest of his life. Okay, look, here's a question. Now we know Puffy got a lot of money.
Speaker 4I'm telling you we got to pay that man.
Speaker 2So at what point does his money run out? Right, I mean obviously I'm pretty sure he didn't divvy it up to his kids, or.
Speaker 4Sting.
Speaker 3That motherfucker over there sweating bullets. Man Let that man out of jail $2,000 a day.
Speaker 1That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2And then did he get married.
Speaker 4Who sings Every Breath you Take.
Speaker 2No, that was Sting Sting or the police, yeah.
Speaker 4When he used that song for With Faith Evans. With Faith Evans for. Biggie, yeah, yeah, and what's his name? He sued him and he said you got to pay that motherfucker so much money. He's equivalent to $2,000 a day for the rest of his life.
Speaker 1That's wild man.
Speaker 4And he actually brags about it in a little darker minute how that motherfucker got a pen Sting. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Hey, I did watch the Surviving Diddy on Tubi.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, I did, I did watch that the.
Speaker 1Timbs, I haven't watched it.
Speaker 4Yeah, I watched it. I haven't watched it, man. I've been watching too many animated by the Diggler.
Speaker 2Hey, I tell you what listen.
Speaker 4Batman we watched too many animated by the Diggler.
Speaker 2Hey, I tell you what. Listen, batman and the Diggler. We are here for the people. I know we talking to each other, but so I was like you know what? Let me expand my horizons a little bit. Let me go ahead and listen to some of this.
Speaker 4I seen some of it.
Speaker 2Some of this gossip.
Speaker 4Some of the gossip.
Speaker 2Well, like that, because that's a big story. Man, we don't do politics, Y'all can forget about that.
Speaker 4I know everybody's wondering how he arise in fame, nobody know who he was. And then when you go, when they watch the thing, they're like.
Speaker 2his daddy was the driver for Frank Lucas. Who Puffy's daddy? His dad was the driver for Frank Lucas. Yeah, I know he had a little bit of bread growing up didn't he?
Speaker 4Frank Lucas is his godfather.
Speaker 2Oh, wow.
Speaker 4But somehow something went down and they found his dad.
Speaker 2Yeah, because Frank Lucas ran Harlem right, Right yeah. Wow Okay, yep, sean Puffy Cone, hey I remember Puff Daddy from y'all remember at Super Cat Dolly, my Baby Mm-hmm. Yep, Sean Puffy Cone. Hey, I remember Puff Daddy from y'all remember at Super Cat Dolly my. Baby Mm-hmm. Yep, when Biggie Smalls and Puffy was on that.
Speaker 4The thing is, when they come up with these charges right, and they go after these figures, public figures like that. Why are they selective, though? That's the thing, because there's a lot of them. They already know. Matter of fact, if I'm not mistaken, there's probably a bunch of them on the seal indictments right now.
Speaker 4I'm sorry, but there's probably a bunch of them on the seal indictments and they still can walk around like we do, but they under arrest Until they break the seal. Now you, they still can walk around like we do, but they on their ass Until they break the seal. Now you gotta go to jail. See what I mean.
Speaker 2Hey, I know what we all wanna know. We all wanna know who on them tapes, though I know as soon as they release them tapes, they ain't gonna release that shit. Listen, we sat here and watched. We watched Ray J and Kim K, and if y'all sitting up here lying and said y'all didn't watch it, y'all lying.
Speaker 4No, I watched it. I watched Tom Ali.
Speaker 2I know y'all did. I was talking to the people. I get y'all, I'm talking to y'all, but I'm really talking to the people, but I get y'all.
Speaker 4Oh, okay, I'm talking to y'all, but I'm really talking to the people. Okay, who haven't seen Tom Lee and Pam Landerson? Oh, I saw that too.
Speaker 2I saw that Everybody's seen that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4Now I didn't see I seriously think they be leaking their own shit. Hey, that's smart man Just to make you see, yeah, you just leak it out there, that's smart. And then boom, you viral now.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm like damn what, if you but see we leak our stuff, that shit ain't going nowhere. You know that man.
Speaker 1But, see then.
Speaker 2I'm a nobody, so it ain't going nowhere. I'm going to mess around and make $14.
Speaker 4Like man don't nobody want to see us?
Speaker 1No, depends on what you do. You probably got to eat.
Speaker 2He's hand lotioning up your toes, you got to eat booty or something. No, you probably can't even eat booty.
Speaker 1Oh man, Everybody eat booty. Ain't lying man, that ain't nothing new.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You got to do something.
Speaker 2Shaw, you booty eaters out there, you nasty mother, shut your mouth Shut your mouth.
Speaker 1You know oh man.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's standard procedure now.
Speaker 1It's OP.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2It used to be, like ooh, I slipped, yeah, hey, or oops, I slipped.
Speaker 1Now every hole is in there.
Speaker 4Hey, like remember when, when uh, I didn't know your tongue was that long yeah, remember like when when, when chicks would sit up here. You think it's still chicks out here?
Speaker 1uh, that don't suck the ding dong, that's standard.
Speaker 2SOP too. Hey, for the white girls standard SOP, that shit better be standard.
Speaker 1Fuck, I'm just saying, you remember Everybody.
Speaker 4Those strong women, they do it too. Strong women do it too.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm waiting on my husband.
Speaker 4I'm waiting on me To get a husband. Them the ones that do it good.
Speaker 2How you gonna get a husband If you don't do it.
Speaker 4I'ma put it this way I'ma tell you Cause this thing.
Speaker 2I'ma tell you right now.
Speaker 4I'ma Then you be like oh, I'm going to say it and I'm going to get this is terrible, your hand is boo-boo. I'm going to get in trouble for this, but I'm going to say it.
Speaker 2Oh hell, oh hell. You, a female, do I need to hit his butt and you?
Speaker 4like them bullets you done, sucked it. You ain't buying. You ain't buying them bullets for nothing, right, them big ass bullets, them popsicles, them big old motherfuckers Shit, that's practice.
Speaker 1Them bomb pops.
Speaker 4Remember in the summertime You'd see them at a stoplight, all them motherfuckers Making all kinds of, and you in the next car Over here in that shit Like god damn. And you ain't think about that Like when you, motherfucker, ain't think about that, like when you.
Speaker 2When you was a kid. See, I'm telling you that's when your mind Started getting jaded, because you know when you a little kid?
Speaker 4Right yeah.
Speaker 2And you see him eating A banana or a pop, you ain't think Absolutely nothing, right. But right around that 18, 19, definitely like 20s, man, you better not Suck on a popsicle. You see him. But right around that 18, 19, definitely like 20's you better not suck on a popsicle or eat a banana. Around me I'm going to be sitting up here thinking like, yeah, girl, I see you if you see a woman peel a banana with no hand, god damn it.
Speaker 1If you see a, motherfucker licking an ice cream cone without that motherfucker melting or dripping down the side. You already know she's a keeper.
Speaker 4Got another one your motherfucking licking the ice cream cone without that motherfucking melting or dripping down the side?
Speaker 1Yeah you already know she's a keeper.
Speaker 4And another one, got another one. You can tie a knot in a cherry stem. Oh, with no hands, with no hands, hey, you a bad, shut your mouth.
Speaker 1Oh man, that special acquired skills. So all of.
Speaker 4I mean you know, we out here giving y'all the facts, I'm just saying, we just telling you Like, if you Sit there and she's like I don't know, I ain't Like, I ain't never done this before and be like how you get so good.
Speaker 2Hey, do y'all think it's a myth about Black chicks getting did in the booty?
Speaker 1Man, they love that shit, they love that shit, they love that shit. Don't let them fool you. I think all that stuff is just myths, man I think all when they put it in the shit they be like don't you put it in my booty? Oh Nah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 4But I mean, you got to be a little gentle. I learned that the hard way.
Speaker 3But you just can't just ram it in like they do on the porno.
Speaker 4You just can't pop it in like the yeah, yeah, yeah, like no, no, you can't do it like they do on the instruction videos.
Speaker 2But hey, you know, on the pornos they be all prepped and ready, already Prepped and greased up.
Speaker 4Yeah, they're not porno videos. They're instructional videos. Those are instructional videos.
Speaker 2Oh, instructional videos.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, how to? This is how you do it. Yeah, this is how you do it.
Speaker 1See that truffle butter. You'd be like, oh yeah, she already lubed up.
Speaker 2They got her, oh yeah, the truffle butter.
Speaker 1They already got her right.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm just saying like now y'all ain't going to be able to play that song on the air, no more.
Speaker 3Oh, what truffle butter.
Speaker 4I even told everybody what it is.
Speaker 1They know what it is.
Speaker 4They know what it is. We know what it is Like, deja Pell, fuck that little John Reign right there Wait which one. Oh, skeet, skeet, skeet, oh yeah. Yeah, he said you can't say that on the radio, shit, they start trying to beep it out. You know what skeet skeet mean? He said white folk. Don't know what skeet skeet mean?
Speaker 2he said white folk don't know what skeet skeet mean. Hey look, I got a story for y'all, story time. Y'all remember this is oh my goodness, we had our, I think, geometry, our geometry teacher in high school right one of our boys, I think geometry, our geometry teacher in high school right One of our boys, I think her name was Ms Wino right Now, you know, we right so we sitting in class. This is my boy, eugene.
Speaker 3Remember that song, Get the Bozax.
Speaker 2Y'all remember that. Get the Bozax right.
Speaker 1Now let me tell y'all this Y'all know I'm proud Akron.
Speaker 4St Vincent, st Mary alum. So y'all know the teachers.
High School Memories and Funny Stories
Speaker 2Y'all know the teachers, that's there right, Older, very, very nice white lady. So we in geometry class, we talking about circles and stuff, right Right, how come Eugene said hey, you should name your circles. He got her to name one of the circles, a Bozak Dog. We would be sitting up here and we would get to class. Let's say the next day, or something. Be like oh, what are we going to do today? She was like we're going to learn about Bozak circles.
Speaker 3Listen.
Speaker 2I used to be in the back of class, nigga Hollering, and then she'd be like wait, what Bosco are you? Are you learning, Dude? You couldn't contain yourself because you sitting up here like man.
Speaker 2This dude really got this lady talking about Bozaks and it's hilarious because she has no idea. We never, ever said nothing either. We just left it. Half the kids didn't know. No, exactly, we knew. We knew they didn't Dog that shit was. I don't know why that shit was so funny man, and she would write it up there too. Bozak, a nice circle. This is a Bozak circle.
Speaker 2Y'all rolling that, oh man, shout out to my dude, eugene man. Oh, my goodness, oh oh, I was weak man. I was sitting up here like what and we was being there clowning. I mean, I don't know, joe, I don't know.
Speaker 4Joe had it. I was old bro. These old black women, they was mad at somebody, I don't know who it was All the time and then come in, sit down, this motherfucking 201. And that motherfucker 320, when she stopped teaching 320. 320. Good Everybody else outside waiting on the bus to come pick them up. You still in the class.
Speaker 3I ain't know the buses ain't here yet.
Speaker 1Buses ain't going to leave without you. Y'all ain't going to miss the bus.
Speaker 2So what's one of your funniest, fondest memory? Like from high school? Oh man, I mean we. Fondest memory Like from high school? Oh man, I mean we dog man High school. Dog. We had so many.
Speaker 4It was many, usually most of us. I was a football coach.
Speaker 2I wasn't. That dude was so hilarious man Wasn't even funny.
Speaker 4I mean, he wasn't even trying to be, he was just mean, but it was funny.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, dog man, our stuff no go ahead.
Speaker 4But he cussed a lot. Though, he cussed a lot. Yeah, come here.
Speaker 2Was your coach? Was he white or black Black?
Speaker 4Come here. Was your high school mostly black? Yeah, okay, see, obviously our high school. What about yours, steve? Oh no, mine was mostly white. Then his famous speech was he said I don't like white people. I'm prejudiced, but I'm fair. And if you are white and you ain't on the field, ain't cause you're white, cause you ain't with the damn. And boy that took the cake, bro, that took the cake right there for me. I love this man till this day and make it so bad. He wasn't lying either of them. If you could play, we had some white cats. When they got on the field, it was animals bro Right After that speech there, they was animals.
Speaker 4You got to put your best players out there, but the thing about it was. We lived in a small town and they had a lot of these academies, private schools that we couldn't go to. Okay, so if any time we did have somebody as really good as White, they would come get them and take them over there. Then from there they would go to the universities and leave us behind. How the fuck you get to Alabama. You just beating your ass the whole last month.
Speaker 2Now you seeing them on Saturday. Now you seeing this motherfucker.
Speaker 4This motherfucker wasn't worth a damn. Oh wow.
Speaker 2It work like that sometimes, boy.
Speaker 4And then you know like we had a local in paper.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4They go to that. They in our school. They don't even make the paper Go to that school. They in the paper every week.
Speaker 2Hey, what about you? C? You got any funny fond high school.
Speaker 4You know I had to share Our coach is just he's like, and we had one cat in on the team and the coach told him. He said man, you is not so handsome, damn.
Speaker 2Well, really, I'm really and whatever.
Speaker 4I want you to do. He said whatever you do in life, son get. He said marry you a pretty woman and give your kids a 50-50 chance Boy. He told that motherfucker, that shit. That's why.
Speaker 2I get a lot of that shit. Yeah, Motherfucker said marry you a pretty woman. Yeah, I don't really have any.
Speaker 4Give yourself a 50-50 chance I don't really have any funny stories from football and stuff. I was like, actually we just went to practice. We went to practice dude.
Speaker 2Practice.
Speaker 4Crack some heads.
Speaker 2I remember one time when this was during tour days. You know, back when we played. Y'all know how we used to do tour days Right Now, man, they don't even hit no more but one of our football coaches I don't know who did it, but I mean, y'all know how the high school, the bleachers and you got the press box and all that, yeah. And he used to ride a little scooter man. They took his scooter and put it in the press box and all that, yeah. And he used to ride a little scooter man. They took his scooter and put it in a press box and all. I don't know who carried it out there, but this cat was hot. Oh man, you sit there practicing.
Speaker 4You look up and you see that scooter, was he a fat guy.
Speaker 2No, no, no, he wasn't even a big dude, but it was just funny. I'm like he was like, hey, I don't know who got my scooter, but it better not be hot. Oh my God, that's probably like the funniest thing I remember from Shit we had.
Speaker 4I got especially in elementary school. Man, we had teachers Like they didn't like you sleeping in class, so if you fall asleep they would throw the eraser and hit you right in the head.
Speaker 2Oh see, and you can't do that now Like I did. I do remember having to sit in the front of class. You know, sometimes I wasn't, sometimes I wasn't bad. Wake your brother. But you know every now and again, you know you'll say a little joke Like wait class clown, or they put the little circle on the chalkboard Make you put your nose in it and you just put your nose in it.
Speaker 4Just stand there, go stand in the corner, go stand in the corner. Yeah y'all.
Speaker 2Don't turn around. Yeah, I ain't gonna do that either.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh no, my pop would too. That's, I'm telling the story now. I did, what did I do? I hit a girl. I hit a girl and, like this was back in elementary school but we were having a snowball fight you know, how the girl. She was wearing glasses. She put her little head up over the little heel and I said, whack, Hit her dead in the eye. What?
Speaker 2you hit her with Snowball. Oh damn, it's a snowball fight, oh yeah.
Speaker 1I got in trouble for that shit. We were having a snowball fight.
Speaker 2But yeah, how you get in trouble.
Speaker 1I don't get in trouble because she playing. She throwing snowballs at me. She's throwing snowballs at me. She ain't supposed Throw ice balls, there's no ice balls. It's just a snowball hitter in the glasses. I can't help a hitter in the glasses because he's going to put his head up.
Speaker 2He hit her with a Bozak snowball.
Speaker 1This is a motherfucking sniper snowball. That's all it was. It was a sniper snowball. Yeah, we ain't have that luxury. See, I got a whooping. I got to paddle first because my mama said paddle, because it's his fault. He, because it's his fault, he shouldn't have threw a snowball at her. And then I got a whooping when I got home. So you know, I learned from that shit. I was like okay, well, next time. You're going to hit her in the stomach. I'm going to hit her with my fist?
Speaker 2No, no.
Speaker 1I'm going to make it worth it.
Speaker 2And then I was like I ain't going to hit no girl Dog that's funny.
Speaker 4Yeah, I hit one girl once. I think I was in kindergarten.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And then Like with a snowball or something or a dirt ball.
Speaker 4No, that was just with my hand. I ain't never hit one sentence.
Speaker 1Oh damn, Smack this shit out. Goddamn Mike.
Speaker 4Turner no.
Speaker 1Baby.
Speaker 4I ain't. No, I ain't. Was you practicing? No, no, bitch, call me baby pop.
Speaker 1Sprinkle me. Run me, my money.
Speaker 4And then the most prettiest girl in the world walked into kindergarten. That's when the days was over with oh shit. Yeah, buddy man, you don't remember the first time you like? Hey, listen, we talked Kindergarten bro.
Speaker 2I'm like, oh my God, hey, I do remember we talked about this one time yeah, I think you was on the show at the time Because Christian said he had a crush, I think in kindergarten, on a chick named Felicia. Christian said he had a crush, I think, in kindergarten, on a chick named Felicia. And I had a crush on a chick when I was a kid. Her name was Felicia and it just didn't appear. I just remember little, light skinned girl, long hair, and then we used to sit there and you know you watch the little instructional videos of how to cross the street If you're running from the cops, I mean, oh shit.
Speaker 1Officer friendly.
Speaker 4I mean not running from the cops.
Childhood Crushes and Adult Realities
Speaker 2When you're running, if you're running from somebody and then you grab a rock and write their license plate on the sidewalk, you know that. I don't know, joe, you might have been a grown one. We was in kindergarten. Yeah, we was grown.
Speaker 4Shit, I might have had a blowjob by then.
Speaker 2Yeah, probably. I think Joe might have been in high school or something I don't know, damn, but we would just sit there, or you know, when you had to walk to the bathroom Right, you would just like hold hands I was like man, man, me and this chick Gonna be together forever. I'm like man, then I went to second grade.
Speaker 4I think my little crush then was Erica, erica, I had a crush for 12 years. No, yeah.
Speaker 2Kenny Garden.
Speaker 1My first crush Was in second grade.
Speaker 2Kenny Garden in first grade Was Felicia.
Speaker 4And it still is To this day. That's not for me.
Speaker 1I don't remember None of them. Bitches In Kenny Garden.
Speaker 4I remember that one Felicia Matter of fact, hell, I stalk her on Facebook To this day, damn.
Speaker 2God lord, that's a real crush.
Speaker 1Yeah, I stalk that motherfucker to this day, man Damn.
Speaker 4Good.
Speaker 2Lord, that's a real crush.
Speaker 4Yeah, stop that motherfucker on Facebook.
Speaker 1Till this day she stamped herself in that nigga's brain.
Speaker 4Shout out to. I can't help it, boy, that motherfucker.
Speaker 2They say we calling names out, shout out to Erica Kelker, that was my little. I ain't gonna shout her name out, that was my little. Hey, I mean she might be married or something she married now. No, it's all good. We talking about second grade, I know, so I'm good.
Speaker 4I remember one time I sent the birthday wish Right. The whole page shut down, damn.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, she is married Like mine. I'm sitting up here. This is what we used to do. We used to call each other on the phone oh my goodness, and watch Good Times. Yeah, yeah be like what's the thing?
Speaker 4I know a birthday and everything.
Speaker 2God damn Joe.
Speaker 1No wonder you can't say nothing.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's why you can't say nothing. You're going to mess around. I know I can't. Her husband, joe Jackson, going to try to get you.
Speaker 4She's three days older than me.
Speaker 1Luminati Better watch what you say.
Speaker 4Better watch what you say. Don't want to get me riled up. Be like the beekeeper up in this bitch, drive right off the bridge.
Speaker 1Think about that next time, bam See.
Speaker 4That's like one of the only movies I clapped at the end.
Speaker 2Oh, the B-Key.
Speaker 4I was clapping at the end and shit, get them, sick them.
Speaker 2Hey, we was talking about the high school or not high school, but like little school crushes, you think. Can you still have a crush as an adult? Yeah, you think so.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's just lust, man. Now, it's just lust, it's lust.
Speaker 1Back then I don't know man, it ain't lust.
Speaker 2So it was lust when I was in second grade. Yeah, I just saw a pretty little brown girl.
Speaker 4I was like damn See the thing about it was y'all was in second grade Y'all was a little more advanced. I'm going to kiss her hand.
Speaker 1They may say kindergarten.
Speaker 4Y'all a little more advanced than we was Shit. When we was in kindergarten we would hump with the clothes on. Hey, I do remember that. Y'all motherfuckers unjipped your pants.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, yeah, did you get some. Yeah, you just unjipped your pants.
Speaker 4No, yeah, you just let it sit there.
Speaker 2You be like oh Got me some, it's just resting up against it got me some booty cat.
Speaker 4You just hump it. See, I got me some booty cat. What you talking about?
Speaker 2now you know what you're doing now. Oh yeah, this is when all the trouble start. He'd be like man. Why did God make you beautiful women so beautiful?
Speaker 4He never give them all. He never give them everything. He give them three out of four.
Speaker 2I'm not saying nothing.
Speaker 4He don't give them all.
Speaker 2I'm going to let Joe get in trouble. Two out of three. I'm not saying nothing.
Speaker 4It's the truth. They got big titties and fat ass. They ain't cute. If they cute got big titties and fat ass.
Speaker 1They crazy, crazy as hell.
Speaker 4You know, I'm just telling you right now.
Speaker 2What about the ones? What about the?
Speaker 4ones. If they smart big titties, they got a flat ass. Damn oh, they might have a lazy eye. I'm telling you, man, he's going to give it all to them.
Speaker 3What about the ones? If they got it?
Speaker 4all, they bought it. Damn. Even then, if they got it all, they bought it, bro God damn, I'm telling you, man you making, hey, I'm just telling you, you messing up people's dreams In podcasting. Man wait, you know, we in the home Looking at their wife. You went crazy, motherfucker. I already knew it, I just couldn't put my thing on it.
Speaker 2Nah hey.
Speaker 4There it go Shit. I knew your ass was crazy, but now though, Like With all these surgeries and all these motherfucking BBLs and shit you know you got a fine woman and you plan on starting a family. You better get some baby pictures of that motherfucker.
Speaker 1Right, you better look at her mama.
Speaker 4Because that's what she's going to look like in 10 years. Get some baby pictures. Yeah, I want to see a picture of you from three months all the way up to three years old hey, remember, I remember how? And I want to see it naked.
Speaker 2God damn it hey remember how we said you know how the chicks are, sit up here and get mad, or you know like. Let's just say if it's a chick that like you, but you know she might see your girl or be like uh and she kind of either want to talk about your girl or kind of talk about you. Oh yeah Like, oh, he ain't ready for no real woman like me, or something like that.
Speaker 1I mean.
Speaker 2I'm sure it could work in reverse.
Speaker 1She ain't got no ass anyway.
Speaker 2Anyway.
Speaker 1What she got.
Speaker 4I ain't got Right. Probably not that steak attitude you got I hope she going gonna wax that upper lip.
Speaker 2Yeah, they're always talking about something.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's why you hit them with the comeback shit. I like a little hair around my cheek.
Speaker 2Hey, why do y'all do that? See we, hey, insecure, I'm asking our guest that's not here. Why do y'all do that? Why do y'all sit up here and down another man's lady? Because we don't do that.
Speaker 4Well, we don't do that.
Speaker 1Maybe that's what they're doing.
Speaker 4Well, the real RIN won't do that.
Speaker 3RIN won't do that. A simple motherfucker would do that. Rin won't do that. Huh, no, rin won't do that.
Speaker 2A simple motherfucker would do that RIN ain't gonna do that, it's gonna happen for you.
Speaker 4You know me.
Speaker 2I don't think I will do. You see, like a bad one, and then sometimes I'll sit up here and be like Damn, he got a lot of money, that's damn, he got a lot of money. That's about it.
Speaker 4I'll tell you what I'll do.
Speaker 2I'll be like he got a lot of money.
Speaker 4I'll tell you straight up when your good looks start to fade, don't come in my ocean. That's all I'm saying. Stay your ass where you at. You stay up in them. Dime piece ranges. I'm going to take these nickels and quarters and shit over here Dime piece ranges I'm going to take these nickels and quarters and shit over here.
Speaker 3Take this change. I'm going to take this change.
Speaker 4Shit, I'm going to take these two nickels and rub them together and make it work.
Speaker 2Huh.
Speaker 4I'm right, make it work. Yeah, you know you don't want to. You don't want like the dime piece is too much trouble. You know what I mean want to. You don't want like they're a dying piece of too much trouble. You know what I mean Too much trouble, simplistic.
Speaker 2Everybody want them or they think everybody want them. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4It's one or the other.
Speaker 2Everybody want them, or they think everybody want them. It all depends, I mean you can get someone that's nice and humble yeah.
Speaker 4I'm just telling you Right, it's just like this year we can say, I can say this year, everybody want a woman To fuck a lot, until they get a woman To fuck a lot. I'm telling you right now, bro, that shit ain't where it cracked up to be. You'll be up in the house Like man, can't? I just have a break.
Speaker 3You're like man, I just said shit, oh yeah.
Speaker 4Y'all done. Took two pills this week, goddamn yeah.
Speaker 2Trying to keep up this motherfucker. Let me get a couple chewables or something. Yeah, heart attack, throw some chewables in the system. Yeah, please.
Speaker 4You be begging for some freedom, Please Like goodness, gracious yeah. Nigga be staying out all night long. God damn it. I'm gonna go home. This bitch gonna fuck me to death. Hey, but just think, when you ready, yeah, and you got you be like okay, yeah, but see the thing about a man Is a woman Can say no. It almost impossible for a man to say no. I mean, I mean you can, though now I I realized that right, but when I was a young man I didn't think you could say no, I thought you had to just go through it.
Speaker 4Why you think I was a good wing man? I ain't know no better.
Speaker 2Hey, joe red, come go with me. She got a friend.
Speaker 4I ain't know no better than she the motherfucker say hey, Joe, where you come, go with me. She got a friend. I be like. God damn, she a booger bear. Ah, fuck it, I can't say no, yeah, you be like hey, whatever. Yeah, I can say no.
Speaker 2I bet you have fun though.
Speaker 4Yeah, booger bears are fun.
Speaker 2And then you mess around.
Speaker 4Yeah, and then you, jon, Then you be in the store and this motherfucker say, hey, chill, what's that? Oh, shit.
Speaker 3Oh man.
Speaker 2That's when you sitting up here thinking like man, what do I?
Speaker 4know he took that book about me and go oh, like Chewbacca, something like Chewbacca the book about me and Carl and shit.
Speaker 2Oh man, that's a shit.
Speaker 4That's Chewbacca.
Speaker 2Hey y'all. Y'all know we out here playing, we love everybody, we love everybody. Awful shit we are definitely here to make y'all laugh.
Speaker 4Or at least try to. It goes both ways, though I know.
Speaker 2Listen, but that's what I say. I mean, we don't date man. If you do, you do what you do, we don't.
Speaker 4But so I can't speak on well no, I mean, we can speak like what we do as far as, like I done, seen some some some old jacked up cats with some good looking women and I told you I seen it, but the thing is like God damn.
Speaker 2That's when I sit there and think like man he got a lot of money. That's. Listen, I'm telling y'all. That's the first thing that I think, but when I see it, he has a lot of money.
Speaker 4I'm happy for the man, though, because he did his job.
Speaker 2I don't think it as much now, but when you younger you know you sitting up here thinking like why that girl? I think as you get older you live life a little bit. You ain't sitting up here thinking like you see an ugly dude and a pretty woman. You just blah, blah blah. When you younger you like. I said it before bro.
Speaker 4It's like this here, bro. You see like you can go. I said it before. It's like this here, bro, you see like you can go down to the store. Right, it's raining, it's cold and shit. You see a homeless dude with his bitch all wrapped in a blanket.
Speaker 4Them bitches freezing together with a dog. Right and I got a little jealous Right I said shit, I got a house, I got a job with benefits. I ain't got a motherfucker that'd rather die with me than me. You ain't gonna tell me, you ain't seen it. I don't give a fuck what you say. You're sneaking up both of them motherfuckers out there. One got water, one going to get water. True that, depending on the neighborhood I'm in, I'm telling you oh yeah, definitely I'm serious though.
Speaker 2And you straight sit up here and think oh yeah.
Speaker 4Now, that's, that's right. Then you got a question how fucked up, how fucked up am I?
Speaker 2How come I ain't got that? I got a ride, I ain't got no ride, I got a mission, I got benefits.
Speaker 4Shit Good benefits, steve Superman. I got good benefits. Why can't I get a ride or die? But then you know we, you know it's kind of A double edged sword now, though, because now you get so used to just doing shit on your own, true that yeah, easy come, easy go.
Speaker 1Easy, come easy go Just kind of be like ah.
Speaker 2Not depending on nobody Right. She going home, you going home.
Speaker 4And they don't want to know why. Old men Listen, I think it's like this year. Like old guys See women get older, they afraid to die alone. Men don't really give a shit.
Speaker 1I can't win this world alone.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2You can get buried by yourself.
Speaker 4They be like I don't want to die alone and live on, and man, you gonna get buried by yourself.
Speaker 4They be like I don't wanna die alone and live on. We don't give a shit about that. Then you got these motherfuckers that made up this hospice, these old men trying to get young women so they can take care of them. Man, nobody think about no shit like that. We trying to get our rocks up Before it quit working. That's what we trying to do, and your old ass ain't cutting it Shit. That's why we get a young one.
Speaker 3That's right.
Speaker 4Maybe this motherfucker need a little help. Nah, you got to sing to it now. You can't just walk in and say get it up, no, you got to sing to it.
Speaker 2And they get mad as hell.
Speaker 4Serenade that motherfucker. Get down there and blow the flute.
Speaker 2Like back in the day, when you sit up here, are you 18, 19?
Speaker 3Yeah, you know a chick be sitting up here like man, she lick her lips.
Speaker 2Man, your shit going halfway down your knee yeah. Man that shit happen now. You got to do more than that. Yeah, she lick her lips, I lick my lips. What?
Speaker 4we doing, yeah, what we doing. I know back in the day, shit, I don't know how many people done this, but when they played the song the Funkin' Word, that motherfucker would dance to the Funkin' Word by himself. When them grime in the ground, that motherfucker start coming up and then it start popping. When that motherfucker, we are, we are Letting y'all know about the aging process.
Speaker 2Yeah, used to be ready to go Whenever.
Retro Movie Chat and Nostalgic Laughter
Speaker 1Oh yeah, shit. I remember I used to wear sweatpants. The wind blew the wrong way, that motherfucker, I'll tell you what. Who can tell me about Ever? Oh yeah, shit, I remember.
Speaker 4I used to wear sweatpants. The wind blew the wrong way, that motherfucker. I'll tell you what. Who can tell me about the first time they wore some silk boxes? Oh shit, oh, you said silk man. I dig, study hard all day in them, motherfucking things.
Speaker 2I don't think I ever had. I ain't never had no silk underwear. Oh man, I had every color, Did you? I never had silk underwear. Tell them about the silk boxes. Man, them silk boxes.
Speaker 4Them shit get to move around. In them, motherfuckers. I felt so sick in them. Silk boxes, nigga.
Speaker 1Man, you rub your leg like this, you got whoosh.
Speaker 2Shit, I used to be like man them cats that wear them silk underwear.
Speaker 3I was like them, some fancy niggas right there, boy, let me tell you.
Speaker 4Man, your shit, stay hard all day, damn. When I was young. I couldn't wear them no more. I wore them like about a week.
Speaker 2Yeah, I had to get me some cotton. I was a tighty-whitey, tighty-whitey fruity loons. My shit stayed hard bro.
Speaker 4That shit was crazy.
Speaker 2You know what? I should go, get a pack of tighty-whities and wear them for a week.
Speaker 4See, a week At this age, you probably the only one that can pull it off. I look like Ned Beatty in that movie.
Speaker 2Steve can pull it off.
Speaker 4For those who don't know who Ned Beatty is tell me. Those who don't know who Ned Beatty is, that's Deliverance. Remember the movie Deliverance?
Speaker 1Yeah, I was just watching that.
Speaker 4Ned Beatty and Burt Riddles.
Speaker 2No, he talking about the old, the old, the old, not the new, not the new one.
Speaker 4Not the scary, not the new one.
Speaker 2Not with Monique, no.
Speaker 4Yeah, not with Monique. Deliverance with Burt Reynolds and Ned Beatty, and Ned Beatty had him on some Whitey Tidies.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, when he took my squeal like a pig. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4I thought we had ourselves a bowl, but we got a sow. Oh man, Squeal like a pig. That motherfucker down there, wee, oh dude, for the mountain too, boy, oh man.
Speaker 2Dude, ain't none of them movies being made right now, forky. Shit, none of them being made when the white women at Blazing.
Speaker 1Saddles yeah.
Speaker 3Blazing.
Speaker 2Saddles.
Speaker 4That would be a tough one to make, right.
Speaker 2Yeah, you ain't making that. You can't. Which way, I don't give a shit. Some of them, richard, Pryor movies you ain't watching way.
Speaker 4I don't know Some of them Richard Pryor movies you ain't watching Like which way is up when he say Same old Negro spirituals. Man Every which way, but loose.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4Every which way, but loose.
Speaker 2But was that? That was the one With Right Turn, clyde Right.
Speaker 4Or was that the Richard Pryor one? Every which way but loose. Wait a minute. Was that what Clint Eastwood yeah, that was.
Speaker 2That was the right turn, clyde.
Speaker 4Yeah, right, turn, yeah, and then Any which Way you Can, or something weird. They had a sequel.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, they did. I thought they made Maybe like, like three of them.
Speaker 4That's why I was like man you know what?
Speaker 2Still want a little baby champ. I tell you, I only want it for like.
Speaker 4Uptown Saturday night.
Speaker 2Oh man, oh with JJ yeah.
Speaker 4Jabberwocky. That's why I remember that shit Hell yeah, man. Motherfucking JJ. They hypnotized both of them. Motherfuckers. Jabberwocky Dude, that movie was on. Oh man, they hypnotized both of them motherfuckers.
Speaker 2Jabberwocky Dude. That movie was on, oh man, about three, four months ago.
Speaker 4Guess who Coming to Dinner. That was good.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, that was. They remade that with, I think, Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, yeah, they tried to comedy it up a little bit.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that that's that was good. I'm sitting up here Looking at At movies which one.
Speaker 4No, I'm saying, which one was that that was Bustin' Loose With Richard Pryor on the bus, oh my god With the. With the clam behind him.
Speaker 2No me, jack. He said man. He said he said man. He said I'm Annie Mae's favorite son. He said I'm Joe Fucking Braxton.
Speaker 4From Brownsville. We don't play that shit.
Speaker 2Oh man, when he saw he was walking with the clan man. I remember when my pop took me to go see that, oh, he was walking with the Klan. Yeah, and he man Dog, hey. I remember when my pop took me to go see that, oh that man, that movie was great. That's when I saw when Homeboy Cicely Tyson's little boyfriend, had that fancy Cadillac Right, I was like man, I need me one of those.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's when they had it. I think the only movie I remember was Three the Hard Way.
Speaker 2Well, that was Jim Brown right Jim Brown, jim Kelly. Jim Kelly and Fred Williams, fred Williams, yeah, yeah, fred Williams or Williamson.
Speaker 4I think it's Williams. Is it Williamson, yeah?
Speaker 3Yeah, y'all know who we talking about.
Speaker 4Just look it up. That's right, the original gangsters.
Speaker 2Yeah, they are.
Speaker 4My boogie is killing me.
Speaker 2Oh, you know, man, when they did that on the Original gangsters oh yeah, I'm going to get you sucker. Oh yeah, dude. When they did that on, I'm gonna get you sucker, oh yeah. And that dude man that toe got to beating. And when fly guy got out of jail yeah, man, they was dead in there man, I cried in that scene.
Speaker 2I laughed so fucking hard that shit was goldfish floating up in that motherfucker god, listen, I'm telling you like all all that stuff, all that stuff isn't like now, I think, the closest thing they'll come out when you know when, uh, jamie foxx had that they cloned tyrone, they cloned tyrone, right, they cloned.
Speaker 1Tyrone Right, yeah, I'm going to get you sucker.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm going to get you. Sucker was the ones with the when he came out of jail.
Speaker 1Yeah, that shit was hilarious man.
Speaker 2And that don't be a man. All them little spoof movies like that was hilarious.
Speaker 4Don't be a menace to society while you're drinking your juice in the hood? Oh hell, don't be a menace to society while you're drinking your juice in the hood. Oh hell do we have?
Speaker 2a problem, man, I'm telling you, shout out to. Chris Spencer, they got a whole ballistic missile when that cat was like oh, could you get that woman for me please?
Speaker 4he was like the white one that was like they had the same thing In house party Remember.
Speaker 2No, no, but what I'm saying? It was Chris, it was.
Speaker 4Chris Spencer, yeah.
Speaker 2That said that On Don't be a minister To society While drinking your juice In the hood. And then remember when the girl Finally came over he said my milk of magnesia. I was like man. First off. Whose Kid is man? I don't know, cause I think as I get older I start getting, cause I saw her not too long ago and when you watch it now you be like man. Why did she? Why did she sign up for that? I'm pretty sure she probably just trying to make it big in Hollywood.
Speaker 4Did she have on a sundress and everything? All I know is them damn sunglasses and a sundress.
Speaker 2Man, that damn chin. It looks like she almost didn't have a chin man. I was just sitting up here. That shit was hilarious. Then they had their boy that was in a wheelchair.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, he chewed on a pacifier.
Speaker 2Man, yeah, I think little baby Chris or little Chris. Oh man, all that stuff was nuts. But I got something for y'all I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 4What really got me in that movie was when the grandma and them was in the church.
Speaker 2I know grandma was hood. No, they was in the church. Remember what with the?
Speaker 4guns and they started break dancing.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, and she started doing flips and shit man.
Speaker 2It's so funny Cause you could Like tell. It wouldn't, when it flipped it wouldn't To like it was a dude.
Speaker 4Yeah, that was good when she landed had a mustache. Yup, I think he did that On purpose, though.
Speaker 2Hell yeah they did. That's what made it. That's what made it so funny. That shit was hilarious man yeah. Cause you done seen them movies.
Speaker 4The way, arch Ribery. What was her name?
Speaker 2I forget, cause she got in a fight With somebody too, didn't she? Ain't that remember? She was like you still hit like a bitch. Yeah, that was yeah.
Speaker 4That was with Astray, wasn't it?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, that was with Astray, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, that was Miss Pearl from 227.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2Sitting in that window, Hell yeah, but anyway, bringing the movies up to date we have. I'm not hearing good things about Joker.
Speaker 4It don't look good At all. No, I'm just saying, the previews don't even look good.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, but hey, you know they coming out with Saturday Night, you know that's they're doing a. It's about Saturday Night Live, about the very first episode that aired. I heard it's supposed to be pretty good Saturday Night Live. Yeah, it's called Saturday Night. It was limited release. Now today it opened up across the country, the very first episode. Like the very first episode of Saturday Night Live and it's just called Saturday Night. You know how everything went Live from New York. It's Saturday Night Live, it's just called Saturday Night.
Speaker 4You know how everything went Live from New York. It's Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 2Yeah, this won't make it and all that.
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't know it was back in the day they had Rich Little on there and all that, oh yeah.
Speaker 1That's when it started getting all Yup. I used to watch it Way, way back.
Speaker 4Rich. Little made a Killing off Reagan one man. That's how he. He had a whole song.
Speaker 2Oh, you was talking about Rich Little yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, he had that one song. The Genius of Rap, hey Rich.
Speaker 2Man, rich Little he. I remember him and the.
Speaker 4Water Wings.
Speaker 2Rodney Dangerfield, all these cats, all the little Comedy legends.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2And it's a. It's a scary movie. Terrifier 3.
Speaker 4I haven't seen one yet. Yeah, comedy Legends.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's a scary movie, terrifier 3. I haven't seen one yet. Yeah, terrifier. Yeah, it's with the clown killer. Oh, it's like a slasher film. I started watching.
Speaker 4Jester. I want to finish watching that Jester. Jester With the clown have.
Speaker 2I seen that.
Speaker 3You know you got to watch.
Speaker 4He's talking to this chick or whatever the Jester.
Speaker 2Man hey, you might have to pull that up when I come over.
Speaker 4The Jester. I want to see that the Jester ain't no joke.
Speaker 2Yeah, hell yeah, you know, let me see, see. So we got Terrifier 3, joker 2 Saturday Night. You know, they got the animated Transformers oh, that's good. I watched it. Oh, did you? Transformer 1, that's good.
Speaker 4It kind of fills in some gaps for you.
Speaker 2Oh does it? Yeah, they got Piece by Piece. It's with Pharrell, it's like Legos. I heard it. Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard that she was pretty nice man.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's a star-studded cast.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4Ice Cube, everybody's in that, mad Boy, snoop Dogg. Yeah, busta Rhymes is up in there. Yeah, yeah, ice Cube, everybody's in that.
Speaker 2Mad Boy, snoop Dogg, yeah, y'all Busta Rhymes is up in there. Yeah, busta Bust. So let me see. So that's what, piece by Piece, not the shit, I think that's well obviously, you know, alien.
Speaker 4Alien Romulus, alien Romulus, yeah that's still in there.
Speaker 2Have you seen that? No, they got the Apprentice.
Speaker 1Blink twice.
Fairground Concert Chatter
Speaker 2I guess, oh, dude, and I think that's streaming now too. I want to see that. I do want to see. I never saw it in the movies. But the Apprentice, I guess, is about Donald Trump, Like you know, back in the 70s, 80s, I guess, coming up. No, it was later than that, Was it? It's not late 70s.
Speaker 4Oh no, so it probably got to be 80s then huh, I think the Apprentice was like the 90s.
Speaker 2No, no, no, no. I think this is from Donald Trump. It's called the App the apprentice. Oh, okay, yeah, and this is from, I think, like From his years in the 70s, yeah, like 70s, 80s, I think, yeah.
Speaker 4Like the young, he had a whole lot of opinions about shit back in those days.
Speaker 2Yeah, amber Alert. I don't know what that? What's that about? Let's see who's that Is that?
Speaker 4true about California. Have a different alert for black children. What, why?
Speaker 3What do?
Speaker 4you think?
Speaker 2they call it Stacey alert or something hey well, you know, for the old people they got silver alert.
Speaker 1Yeah, we got the silver alert. I don't even know what the amber alert is about. That was for the kids.
Speaker 2Amber alert for kids yeah, no, no, I'm talking about this movie, but I'm saying I don't know what this. Uh, oh, this movie, amber alert is. It came out september 27th. Got kevin dunn. Oh, which name is in there? Uh, from everybody hates chris tyler, james. From Everybody Hates Chris Tyler. James Tyler, james Williams, my bad, oh, hayden. Hayden Pantieri.
Speaker 4Did you watch that one. What was it called? Something Ridge or whatever? Did you finally watch it? I did watch that. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2Yeah, homeboy, yeah, I did watch that.
Speaker 4They want him to be on the next Marvel movie.
Speaker 2They should let him fill in for.
Speaker 4Majors. I don't think he may get Kane to conquer it though.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2I mean they can coach him up and stuff. Yeah, because that's the one thing you know with Jonathan Majors that cat is a fantastic actor. And he didn't even do anything Right. So why don't they just Allegedly yeah, well, at least from the film that I saw, yeah, he was running for his life.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2And then I just saw him getting arrested in his walk-in closet. Ain't no man, that man about to be down here at Arizona Broadway Theater on Paradise?
Speaker 4No, he ain't need to be at the fair Damn. Good, but just so y'all know though they have an old school thing at the fair next week. Oh, it's the old school concert?
Speaker 2Yeah, I think it's next week. Who's it? Lisa, lisa, stevie B oh you know what I?
Speaker 4think it's gonna be a pretty nice lineup. I know they might be the same ones. That's gonna be at the concert on the 31st Well, not at the end of the month. The jazz thing, old school that's going to be at the concert on the 31st of, not at the end of the month, the jazz thing, old school let's look this up. Entertain yourselves at the fair old school, at the fair, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1What was the movie about the ridge?
Speaker 2it's called Rebel, rebel Ridge. It's on.
Speaker 4Netflix. You haven't seen it yeah, check it out man, good movie right there bro hey, don Johnson is in it.
Speaker 2Oh, sonny Crockett, he was Sonny Crockett, he was Sonny Crockett, right from Miami Vice.
Speaker 4Yep, and he was the Colonel in the Jungle oh.
Speaker 1Oh, check it out, hold up.
Speaker 4It's Friday, right? Isn't it Friday next week?
Speaker 2Oh, vanilla Ice gonna be there.
Speaker 4Yeah, At the fair right.
Speaker 2Yeah, montel Jordan.
Speaker 1Oh, they gonna. Okay, old school for real Rob Bass oh yeah, oh, yeah I wanna rock right now. I'm Rob.
Speaker 2Baseman. I came to get it down. When Rob Baseman get up there.
Speaker 4It's gonna be a lot of motherfuckers. I have breath up in that man.
Speaker 2I'm about to go up in there and some J's. I'm wearing everything.
Speaker 4Don't do it, they gonna step on them.
Speaker 2Oh, you wear the old ones. Oh, I really I don't have the old ones.
Speaker 1Man, I only got three pairs and they all new.
Speaker 2What your J's yeah, man, you gotta break them out Nah dog I like them, man, I ain't wearing them to Vegas. You gonna get buried in them.
Speaker 1Nope, I'm just gonna wear them, like whenever I go out On a special date.
Speaker 2I wanna look good? Hey, listen, here's the thing To keeping your Jordans fresh. If you're going to walk a lot, you can't really wear them. If you're going to do limited walking, then you can go ahead and yeah, you don't want to crease them. Yeah, not really. You don't want to crease them up, but I mean, if you're just doing like that walk ain't going to crease anyway.
Speaker 2I can't tie them up, you only, you only tie them so high. Anyway, I'm wearing, I'm wearing some. No, my feet too wide. Let me see, oh, you can get, you can get your feet in some j's, we're gonna get, we're gonna get you something.
Speaker 4I had to get a size 15 let's see wide ass feet so walking on the railroad track when I was a kid no shoes and shit.
Speaker 3Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 2Rob Bass, montel Jordan. Oh, so it's just going to be them three, huh, I mean, well, that's all you need.
Speaker 4What day is that? Friday, Friday, right.
Speaker 2What day is October 18th? What's today's date?
Speaker 1Yeah, that's Saturday. Today's the 11th. Oh, it's Today's the 11th right now, today's the 11th, so it'll be Friday, that's.
Speaker 2Friday, oh-ho, yep, october 18th, we might be coming to you live From the fairgrounds, from the fairgrounds Up the runway.
Speaker 1I want to rock right now. Go, go, go. Man, listen, I'm going to start doing cardio this week. Get my cardio up. I'm about to go dancing.
Speaker 2I will be at basketball Sunday. Work on my cardio Anyway, thank you everybody. Hopefully we entertained y'all. Hey Doing the heel. We got a big game tomorrow. I think I'm going to lift, I'm blocking up Puff, puff, give.
Speaker 4Puff, puff give. I am very happy with my process.
Speaker 2You see that right here, boy Got that 195 on the On the football bar or the multi gripgrip bar. Anyway, y'all, that's enough for the small talk. Y'all have a good one. We'll see y'all next week.
Speaker 4All right, peace, peace.