Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The Great Road Trip and Celebrity Chronicles
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Ever considered if trailering your bike is just cheating, or the secret to a stress-free road trip? We dive headfirst into the age-old debate while recounting our epic motorcycle journey to Utah, complete with stories about scenic routes, fuel stops, and the raucous camaraderie that only comes with road-tripping. Our discussions weave through Joe's 30-day calisthenics challenge and Steve's mad scientist antics with his "Frankenstein" motorcycle project. With humor as our guide, we also tackle the logistics of long-distance riding versus towing, making our experiences both entertaining and educational.
But it's not all gears and gas; we stir the pot with some spicy celebrity gossip and eyebrow-raising rumors that are circulating in the pop culture universe. From Jaguar Wright's bold claims to the skepticism surrounding AI-generated content, we dig into the tangled web of celebrity life with a cheeky blend of curiosity and critique. Along the way, we lighten things up with anecdotes about grooming preferences and the art of the perfect haircut, threading together cultural observations and the timeless dance of societal expectations.
As the laughter rolls on, we venture into the complex world of relationships, power dynamics, and the unique challenges faced by athletes and entertainers. From the nuances of dating within celebrity circles to the humorous horror of unexpected gym encounters, our conversations are a rollercoaster of insights and hilarity. We wrap up with a nod to Halloween antics and upcoming movie releases, ensuring our listeners leave with a hearty laugh and a few new nuggets of wisdom. Join us for a no-holds-barred conversation that's as thought-provoking as it is sidesplitting.
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The crowd almost started early.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, we got a full house. All four members are here today. They're here At the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Yay, yay, rodeo slash, alabama Joe made it. We're back for another fantastic week. Shy Rock, superman, steve Hit the button.
Speaker 3Hit the button.
Speaker 1Superman is in the building.
Speaker 2Yeah, here we go, anyway, once again back. Thank you for listening to all our shenanigans. We don't know what we're going to talk about today. We're going to talk about something we're going to talk about Joe's calisthenics that he's been doing for 30 days. Yeah, it's beautiful, and Steve working on his bike.
Speaker 1Always, always. That's my test subject. Hey, it started out as a Frankenstein. It was a project in the making Soon as I got that one.
Speaker 4Did it go now?
Speaker 1I didn't roll it everywhere. I didn't roll that motherfucking from Colorado all the way back here.
Speaker 3I mean Utah All the way back here I mean Utah All the way back here.
Speaker 1Oh, you took it to Utah. I took it to Utah. Yeah, he rolled back.
Speaker 3Nine hours, dog. They rolled back. Oh so y'all, y'all trail, lit it up and then you rolled back, god Dog so that that little Vegas thing you probably laugh at that.
Speaker 4Why'd y'all trail lit it up there?
Speaker 1To ride them, motherfucker. How did it?
Speaker 4I'm just saying, though, Like why'd you ride it up there?
Speaker 1We didn't ride it up there because we didn't know how long it was going to take. So we just traded it up there because we had all the tools and everything. And then we put the bikes in there with the tools and all the equipment and shit and we just like, fuck, we'll ride it when we get up there, okay, and then we was like oh man, it was nice, it was nice and long and hard.
Speaker 3How often did you?
Speaker 1stop Every fucking hour and a half seeing like To get gas, get gas, get snacks, go piss whatever.
Speaker 2I need every hour.
Speaker 1Yeah, I need every hour, you can do it. After we got going man, it was cool, I need an hour. We speed up, slow down.
Speaker 3How long was the ride back? It was nine and a half. Nine and a half hours so driving. How long did it take you? Oh, eleven, twelve. So you was able to cut off.
Speaker 4Yeah, we cut off like an hour.
Speaker 2Okay, good, here's a good. Oh no, go ahead.
Speaker 1When we were, when we were trailing it up, you know you gotta go up Through the mountains and stuff and you got all that weight Truck was winding all the way up there. Man, every time you're going up all them steep inclines with all that weight. That was it. I was just like man, this truck ain't made for towing and stuff, all right.
Speaker 2Well, look, I got a question. What's that? How long does it take to get to Vegas? About four and a half Four and a half, four and a half, four and a half hours. So how long do you think, now that you went On a motorcycle, it'll take me four hours. Okay, I can get under four, but you know, because of the stopping and all that stuff, that's still good.
Speaker 1Plus, you know when all the cops at and everything.
Speaker 2Cause truly it's about. It's probably about Five hours.
Speaker 1Five fifteen, it's a five hour ride On the car. If you go to speed limit it's five hour ride.
Speaker 2Yeah, because it says. It says four and a half when you pull it up on the GPS, Mm-hmm. But to stop in, and you know, especially if you're just chilling- but you ain't really got to stop with it.
Speaker 4Yeah, I never have to.
Speaker 2I mean you can stop once you fill up.
Speaker 4You fill up here you should get there.
Speaker 1You'll get there About a quarter tank, about a quarter tank. Yeah, you can fill up when you get up there at the same.
Speaker 2I'm the type of person that like to stop and take in yeah, take in the scenery. Yeah, see what's going up there. Get a little head on the way up, see what's coming back.
Speaker 3What the hell, what the?
Speaker 4hell. I came out of nowhere. Hold on.
Speaker 3Hold on.
Speaker 4Superman is in a building. I advise you to make sure you're on a straight road, not going through the mountains. That's like don't get hit through the mountains, you can't be a driver and do that.
Speaker 1Cheat what you talking about? I don't know what he talking about, joe Nigga so y'all going to sit up here and drive. Hell yeah.
Speaker 2I'll give you a man Through the mountains and all that.
Speaker 4Hey, that's what I'm saying. It's called multitasking. You don't want to go through the mountains, you want to make sure you hit that straight stretch.
Speaker 2Yeah, hit the straight stretch, though no, we talk about through the mountains. The straight stretch. I get that. I'm giving you advice Don't do it through the mountains.
Speaker 1I'm telling you don't do it through the mountains.
Speaker 4Curbs be coming up all of a sudden you be like oh shit, Fuck around and have a cross with your name on that bitch. You see them out there, them motherfuckers everywhere.
Speaker 2Yeah, they out there, goodness gracious.
Speaker 1Everything on the van Roadhead. Everybody want a motherfucking. Try to pass and shit. Just relax man, enjoy that ride.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, they got the passing lane yeah. They got the passing lane.
Speaker 1Just be patient, that's all it is. You be patient, get some hair. That'll teach you some patience.
Speaker 4In the passing lane.
Speaker 1Learn something new every day In the right lane. Let something new Every day In the right lane. Let the motherfucker Truck smash it. The motherfucker be looking. That's when you get the head. They be looking.
Speaker 4They be like yeah, they be like Ready go.
Speaker 2Where clearly they have a lot of experience.
Speaker 4You get that passion In that passion, lane Go.
Speaker 1That's how you make it fun, gotta make that trip fun Huh. Yeah, you tell your date Not to wear no panties on the way up there.
Speaker 4man, you already know See, I was coming back from fucking California one time, so you doing that while you driving too?
Speaker 2Absolutely. God damn this nigga. That's why they call you Superman. Huh Damn.
Speaker 4Man bro, you got to have fun, I mean you can have fun, but damn, get your remote control vibrator and shit.
Speaker 1Oh, yes, oh, I forgot about that one. Yes, sir, yes, sir Get that remote control vibrator and tell her you're going to reward her every time she do something good.
Speaker 4Oh, hey, they got that nice one for 99 bucks. Y'all listen. Yes, sir, I did.
Speaker 2We then came out the gates, out the gates, with the shenanigans.
Speaker 4He's a shenanigans, that motherfucker worth their opinion. Man bro, did you get it on T-Mobile?
Speaker 3No, hey, I went looking, I got some on T-Mobile.
Speaker 1They got them on T-Mobile. I ordered those. Hey, I went looking.
Speaker 4One of them from T-Mobile, but they was.
Speaker 1But they's like inferior quality. Yeah, that's what it is, but they work. That's a couple sessions.
Speaker 4They work.
Speaker 2I'm just sitting up here. I don't want that motherfucker to blow up.
Speaker 1AI had to smell that motherfucker why it smell fish.
Speaker 4They had to send a signal for that. Why?
Speaker 2it smell fried fish, so you sit up here.
Speaker 4Nothing wrong with fried fish, catfish, nigga.
Speaker 3Catfish nuggets. Nothing wrong with fried fish.
Speaker 4You doing it right. If you doing it right, you gonna fry it anyway hey.
Speaker 2Hey, you know, hey, somebody listening to this Or'll be listening to it, like I know. That's right, tell them, joe.
Speaker 4Ain't a goddamn thing wrong with it.
Speaker 3That's funny, that is nothing wrong with?
Speaker 1it baby, nothing, hey, man, you got to be a little adventurous though man, we like you know.
Speaker 4come to the sex thing, man, you gotta be a little adventurous though you know. Come to the sex thing, man. Ain't too many shits off limits, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2So you done, had sex driving too I done, got some head.
Speaker 1You done, had sex driving.
Speaker 4Oh no, it ain't that good.
Speaker 1Exactly what.
Speaker 3I'm saying you can't get on top of it.
Speaker 4It depends on what type of woman you messing with, yeah, you know, ain't having that small woman. I put that woman on. He knew I was getting that.
Speaker 1See, that's the thing, that's the thing he knew I was getting that he don't want no small woman them big women man you can't get them over there.
Speaker 2Now I'm going to tell you. Look, I'm going to sit up here and tell you right now how much of an equal opportunist I am. Oh, my goodness, Because he dog. That never even crossed my mind when he was talking about it, Until he just said what he did, I said oh hell.
Speaker 4Ain't never had that in that small city I have.
Speaker 1That's my cup of tea. Sipping on tea nigga.
Speaker 3You got to have space between you and the wheel.
Speaker 1I just go to see her all the way back, and then I scoot back, I let her get in front. I say you drive?
Speaker 3All she got to do is drive. I put on cruise control, I go to work. Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack.
Speaker 4You sound like Orlando Brown Gots, gots, goose gots.
Speaker 3God, that was funny. I love that that was funny.
Speaker 1Got my seats all the way, girl Damn, Got that goose gots goose, gots, gots, gots.
Speaker 4Oh what?
Speaker 3happened. What was that? Orlando Brown?
Speaker 4Orlando Brown said you know, you gave me that Ooh gotch, gotch, ooh, ooh gotch gotch.
Speaker 2Ooh. Oh, look the Orlando Brown the actor dude. Yeah, who was he talking about? Who was he talking about? I?
Speaker 3can't remember who he was talking about Raven, ray J, or was it Raven Raven, but Ray J was on there recently. No, he was talking about Raven.
Speaker 4I got that, ooh gotch ooh.
Speaker 3Oh, oh oh, it was on that show that's so rave, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2I just saw it. It's funny because she got a wife or a girlfriend right, yeah, she's gay Now.
Speaker 3I just saw that little clip on Major Payne.
Speaker 4They don't start out that way, because Orlando Brown was on Major Payne as a little kid.
Speaker 2I remember that man that was one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 4Yeah, he said he walked in on them two. His trailer was rocking.
Speaker 3Oh, Damon and Hillary, Wait what he said he walked in on them.
Speaker 2What Remember?
Speaker 3these people. They don't know who we talking about. So Damon Wayans was Major Payne Right. Damon Wayans was Major Payne Major.
Speaker 4Payne and Miss Wahlberg. So Hillary Bank he said Miss Wahlberg, miss Wahlberg, so Hillary, so Hillary Banks. Yeah, yeah, he said Miss Wahlberg, miss Wahlberg. He was a kid. He said he walked in the trailer, he went in the trailer.
Speaker 2Oh, and Damon Wayans was smashing Hillary. He was smashing her.
Speaker 4Had the trailer rocking.
Speaker 2Her name is Karen, ain't it Karen? I don't know her name. Yeah, you know we got to entertain the people, that's what he said.
Speaker 4I'm not going to lie behind him.
Speaker 2We get it. I know we all talk to each other. We might know the people. We still talking to folks.
Speaker 4The folks want to know what we talking about. After the Diddy shit, nothing can surprise you, nothing. They talk about the whole. Jamie Foxx was in the hospital behind.
Speaker 2Diddy shit. Nothing can surprise you, bro.
Speaker 4Nothing Nah, Nothing they talk about the whole like.
Speaker 2Jamie Foxx was in the hospital behind Diddy. Nothing can surprise you. I had no idea. Yeah, saying he got poisoned.
Speaker 3Oh, when he went to the hospital, yeah, saying he got poisoned.
Speaker 2Yeah that Diddy poisoned him. Oh damn Alleg. That's just what I heard. He had to miss a whole season of his show. Yeah, name that tune Tupac died Allegedly. It was a hit order by Diddy, they said.
Speaker 1Biggie died. Hit order by Biggie.
Speaker 2They were saying Biggie was thinking of leaving Bad boy, yeah, he was thinking of leaving.
Speaker 4He was thinking he was going to leave.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You think?
Speaker 2you're going to leave me.
Speaker 1I made you nigga.
Speaker 2That's crazy.
Speaker 4That's going to be one hell of a movie, though, when it comes out, man ain't it.
Speaker 2I just want to know what were they putting in that damn baby oil? I want to know what okay when they come out, what were they putting in the drinks? When they come out of the movie, what do you think they should?
Speaker 4name the movie, though what was Did he did? It you know what I'm saying, you know how, like when they came out with Ice Cube them Straight Outta Compton. I think it should.
Speaker 3The BIG was Notorious. I'm just saying I think it should be called the Diddler.
Speaker 4The Diddler. I think it should be called the Diddler the Diddler Nah, I ain't going to name it that you can't have the Diddler without Batman. Hey.
Speaker 1Batman, I like that he be spying on me.
Speaker 2Yeah, I like that, I like the Diddler.
Speaker 4That's how the FBI came in Hell yeah.
Speaker 1I didn't even know who the Diddler was until that shit click one day. Right, I was listening to this.
Speaker 3I just want listen, I just want to see the tapes. I know man, I want to see that. You know the FBI in there just probably jacking off damn damn, this shit got me excited.
Celebrity Sex Tape Rumors
Speaker 1This shit got me excited, man, you feeling excited like I'm feeling like ooh god damn.
Speaker 2Cassie's beautiful. Yeah, she was. Yeah, she beautiful.
Speaker 3They got them tapes, you know, they just look and they're posted up, right.
Speaker 4She listen to what's her name. She said motherfucker, she was asleep. Motherfucker, shut up, dig it up.
Speaker 2man who, oh, jaguar, oh damn Jaguar yeah, Jaguar, Wright yeah. Hey, she been naming some oh yeah. She said she was asleep. Yeah, somebody was talking about that on another podcast. She been calling people out, she been talking shit and ain't nobody said nothing about it.
Speaker 4She said motherfuckers ran the train on Destiny Child.
Speaker 3What's Destiny Child? All of them, all of them.
Speaker 4She said they ran the train on all of them. And videotaped. They got the tape.
Speaker 1All drugged up which version?
Speaker 4Just like.
Speaker 1Kim Kardashian was all drugged up.
Speaker 4You see that one when Ray J was putting their dick on that bitch no, not when Ray J was doing it Did he Did, he and Jay-Z.
Speaker 1I ain't see that one, but there's a tape. I don't know, I don't know what to believe. Man, it could have been AI. You know what I'm saying. I don't know what to believe, no more so.
Speaker 3I'd just be like whatever, when he said that I don't send that.
Speaker 2You see, me sitting up here like what?
Speaker 4I know another thing. I tell you what I know.
Speaker 3If it's not on my reliable porn site.
Speaker 4It ain't real. I got a very reliable one when.
Speaker 1I type in celebrity that motherfucker don't come up.
Speaker 4Yeah, that ain't real. That shit ain't real god damn it, that motherfucker is shit, that motherfucker is shit. They got Nicki Minaj on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, nicki Minaj can go, nicki can go, we get it too, don't we?
Speaker 3got a group chat.
Speaker 2What on your ass, don't me Y'all sending me some bullshit. I've been trying to.
Speaker 1Board that shit man, but then it's like you don't have Instagram, he don't have, I got Instagram.
Speaker 3Was it you? He don't have nothing.
Speaker 1Yeah, I've been trying to send it To the group and then I was like You're not on there, so if you're not on there, I can, I don't know how I got a little Instagram.
Speaker 4I got Instagram. What's the other?
Speaker 3What's the other. Just put the link in there.
Speaker 1I know I'm gonna have to try To copy that shit. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do, I just be scrolling. I see it. I was like, oh shit, how in the hell Is it real? It's a scroll man. Why would I post that shit? So the internet Is undefeated, so ain't no way to know what's good.
Speaker 4No Aria.
Speaker 2She got a sex tape too.
Speaker 4I don't know who that is oh damn, koochie Harry and the motherfucker Aria. That's the way I like it, you like Harry Koochie Shit.
Speaker 2yeah, I had a Puerto Rican one time man.
Speaker 4What's happening? Baby, I'm titty fed. Baby, I Like a Harry Coochie buddy, see, not me.
Speaker 2Hey, I'm going to tell y'all out there in podcast land, get that motherfucking comb in and shit and everything.
Speaker 1You are welcome for this entertainment.
Speaker 4Sometimes you have to braid just to get in there. That's crazy, that's a jungle nigga.
Speaker 3Trim that shit back with a weed whacker.
Speaker 4Full frist braid, he got a part.
Speaker 3He got the braid going around. He got a full first braid going around.
Speaker 4He got a little tail curled up like a mustache. That's why I like Japanese shit that motherfucker, that motherfucker's hair. Yeah, he got a little fro on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1But that motherfucker, their hair's so thin though yeah, a little fro on it, you can fire your way right through that jungle.
Speaker 4Excuse me, it's kind of like the natives your way right through that jungle.
Speaker 1Excuse me, it's kind of like the natives. They got thin hair too.
Speaker 4Yeah, the natives. Oh yeah, they got no hair on that coochie Can't grow hair or something. Natives, that shit don't be hair at all.
Speaker 3If it is, it's spotty. You said don't attach.
Speaker 4My beard don't attach.
Speaker 1Eight grader beard, you want that shit to graduate and turn into a real woman. You gotta fertilize it. You gotta go get some beard oil For that. You gotta fertilize. I got the beard oil, rogaine Beat out of there.
Speaker 4With that little gun. Oh, there it goes.
Speaker 2Trying to light it up. These cats is wild. Oh yeah, you can get a good barber.
Speaker 1He can fix that right now. Hold on, get the card out so you can get a straight head.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's like when you watch some of them videos had that chalk line.
Speaker 4Yeah. Then he hit him With the splice ball.
Speaker 2Ah, dog, that's funny man, it's like when you watch some of them videos had that chalk line, yeah. Then he hit him with the slice ball Dog.
Grooming Standards and International Travel
Speaker 4that's funny.
Speaker 2Man, hell yeah. Hey, the chicks can't get mad when the dudes roll up on them with our little bald heads and receding hairlines. Nah, bro, all that fake stuff, all that fake stuff that they do. I'm just saying, if any dude roll up on you With a fake, the fake hairline. And all this stuff is done up, all this stuff y'all done tricked us with With the eyelashes and the the booties or the Titties.
Speaker 1The nipples, the titty enhancers.
Speaker 4You can't get mad at that dude, I heard one of the best the push up bras. I heard one of the best Comebacks Ever. Okay, the dude, your push-up bras.
Speaker 2I heard one of the best comebacks ever. Okay.
Speaker 4The chick said a dude came up to her hey, little mama, let me holler at you. She said no, I got a man. He said why ain't your hair combed in? Your nails ain't done, your toes all fucked up? You got a man. Why that shit ain't done? She said she couldn't even Argue with him.
Speaker 1You got a boy. Come on over here, let me treat you Like you supposed to be treated. You got a boyfriend, that's your problem.
Speaker 4You need a man, she's just comfortable, oh shit.
Speaker 2That's the problem.
Speaker 3You need your woman To do all that Consistently.
Speaker 4Man, you Look.
Speaker 3You don hey, that's the problem.
Speaker 2You need your woman to do all that consistently. Man, you look, you don't want your woman out there with a goddamn car.
Speaker 4If that's the main chick, yeah, she need to be prettied up a little bit Prettied up, okay. Yeah, she's got to have French tips. The main chick man, yeah, you're right. French tip, it says I'm a little freaky, but not too much friendship.
Speaker 2No, listen, when you draw that All white up on that bitch, it's a wrap. No, you don't have to have None of that. But what I'm saying is, man, your nails Better be manicured Even if it's no nail polish yeah. And your toenails Better be right too, yeah, they better not Be looking like mine and your hair better be combed.
Speaker 1I ain't nobody talking to a woman like that this bitch work hard for the money, I mean if they all done up and all that you can't look at her and say she work hard.
Speaker 4You know what I mean. God damn you in construction.
Speaker 1Damn your toes stacked on top of each other. That's a hard day's work right there.
Speaker 4You need to get you some of them. Motherfucking Wolverine boots. Get your feet out. You need to quit wearing them. Motherfucking sketches. I ain't work boots. Get you some Wolverines. Get you some real boots. Yeah, you gonna be in this field, can't have your toes all stacked up like that Shit. No, that's bad you know, what I mean, but they can say the same thing about us niggas, but then again I always would say like you know, this nigga ain't half half-nil-thirty, that's a working man.
Speaker 2No, no, listen, hey, tell me you don't sit up here and nine times out of ten. You're not like groomed? What do you mean?
Speaker 3I'm just saying Whenever you go out, you ain't gonna just go.
Speaker 4Oh, you go out yeah.
Speaker 1No shit, just like, just like whenever, whenever it goes.
Speaker 4Like, even if you're not, even if you're not going, I see what you're saying, even if you're Some sense of Exactly, even if you're not, even if you're not going I see, even if you're exactly, even if you're not oh, I have like when I say clean shaved like, even if you don't have a fresh cut, yeah, you still look presentable. I don't keep you ain't out you ain't out there looking crazy I try to like.
Speaker 4What I do is I go home make sure I wash dishes. That shit. That shit will clean the fuck out your nails.
Speaker 1That don't want to get you that don't want to get you. That's the greaser, Ain't no joke bro.
Speaker 4Right, because you know if you like to cook and shit you can't handle, fucked up nails, no, no, you can't. People come over and look at your nails like man, I ain't eating that shit. That's true.
Speaker 2Definitely true.
Speaker 4Them dirty ass. Did you wash your hands? This shit won't come clean. Please tell me you cook with gloves on. I'll be in that motherfucker with scotch brite.
Speaker 1Have you ever had a?
Speaker 3pedicure or manicure, yeah.
Speaker 1Absolutely. I got daughters. Of course I've had it. I take them, I show them how they should be treated. And they, mama, I took them. All you like it? I got mine done too, yeah.
Speaker 4I like it you like. Absolutely, I love my thing, my shit's fucked up though that bitch they call the whole crew over there. Look at them, motherfuckers and then they started talking in Vietnamese.
Speaker 1yeah, then she said oh, you got nice muscle, start rubbing on my calf, oh yeah.
Speaker 3You ever?
Speaker 1been to Vietnam. You want to go? My ex-wife came in. She stopped talking to me. Then I was like, oh no, that's just my friend. We cool, that's my ex-wife, she ain't my wife.
Speaker 4She said you fireman.
Speaker 1I was like no, not even close. She was trying to get that tip. She was trying, she was trying to get me to Vietnam. He was going to kidnap me over there.
Speaker 4She you been alright.
Speaker 3You just had to eat a lot of fish she just wanted you to marry her so she could bring her family over here, eat a lot of fish, and goddamn cabbage Eat a lot of fish. She wanted you to marry her?
Speaker 1Yeah, she had family to bring over man. That shit was.
Speaker 3Make her legal.
Speaker 1No, that's Thailand.
Speaker 2Well, thailand. They tried to move me in. We just got canceled in Vietnam, where we going to? Next, I move to Thailand.
Speaker 1I would move to Thailand too.
Speaker 4Big right live in Thailand If.
Speaker 1I hit the lottery, nigga, I'm definitely buying a house in Thailand, cause that's exactly Gonna be my second spot. You're going to get a mansion for $50,000. Man for real.
Speaker 4Penthouse. I don't need a mansion Top floor. That means you're going to have guards and shit. No, I'm going to get me a nice cozy house. You don't want to stick out, that's the problem.
Speaker 2We always want to stick out.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't even have to be in a penthouse. Give me ten floors under the penthouse, get me a jeepney, I agree.
Speaker 3Get me a tripe. I'm just saying, your money goes a lot longer over there, yeah, yeah absolutely A lot longer.
Speaker 4Depends on where you're spending it.
Speaker 1Man, I just man them dudes, I be watching them travel dudes grabbing them and shit. I was like them. Asians couldn't come grabbing me like that nigga. My nigga would've stayed hard the whole time I was over there.
Speaker 3Hopefully they was girls.
Celebrity Sexuality and Power Dynamics
Speaker 1I know right. Hopefully they was girls. Yeah, you right, I forgot about the lady boys, oh yeah, with Alabama.
Speaker 4Oh my God, they take the T-Bird away.
Speaker 1Whole blocks of them. They was bad, bad.
Speaker 4Them motherfuckers Looking like, all of them Looking like school girls, we'll have fun, until they take the T-Bird away For real. When they take the T-Bird away, hey, we good Fuck that. You little Benny boys. Shit, nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 1Nah, nah, let me see your throat. Let me see your throat.
Speaker 4They won't fuck with you though.
Speaker 2They know who to fuck with they know who I fuck with.
Speaker 4They know who. I don't know how they know, but they know Gay people know, just like gay.
Speaker 1People know. They know your ass ain't gay. It's like, man, I ain't fuck with you. You need to knock me off.
Speaker 4They see a gay man.
Speaker 2oh yeah, we do not condone knocking out gay folks.
Speaker 4Nah, you can't now. They're the motherfucker Fight just as good as we fight. Fight just as good as you do nigga they mean to put you in the arm bar.
Speaker 3Get your ass whooped, stay in shape.
Speaker 4You grab one of them motherfuckers, you get your ass whooped.
Speaker 1They are in good shape. Surprise, nigga.
Speaker 4Surprise Now your ass locked up.
Speaker 1What's she got to do about gay people?
Speaker 4I'll tell you, ever since Zoolander came out, that nigga had me in the arm, bro you saw it, I had to tap out nigga he gonna break my shit. Hey, I'll tell you, ever since the movie Zoolander came out they been whooping ass, you remember. Zoolander oh yeah, I been whooping ass. You remember, zoolander? Oh yeah, I can't turn left.
Speaker 3What if a flamboyant gay dude like the totally flamboyant one was like it's still?
Speaker 2a dude, though it's still a dude. It's still a dude, I know.
Speaker 1I know, nigga, you're 205 pounds, nigga's 6, two.
Speaker 3Okay, he's still a dude. Yeah, that's true, he's still a dude. You're going to get knocked out like a dude too, because I'm coming in like Tyson, nigga You're going to see me like this I'm talking about once he knock your ass.
Speaker 1Hey, he's just a good dude, he knocked me out.
Speaker 2You got knocked out by like a little chick.
Speaker 4I'd be like Not by one, by what? No, by the gay dude. By the gay dude, because you know that's going to be.
Speaker 1You got a lot of shit at risk while you sleep down, you might take your booty off. Nigga, wake up with a dick in his mouth. Hey nigga, wake your ass up.
Speaker 4You my bitch for real now. The thing is, you can't even go to the police. This has gone completely off the rails. What are you going to do this nigga raped me, you can't even go to the police. Oh shit, you got to take that shit to the grave. I was violated.
Speaker 1I was violated and they taped it. I can't go home now. My wife won't respect me.
Speaker 4You got to take that shit to the grave, bro, Until you find a way to kill it. Oh man, I don't know how you're going to do it bro Until you find a way to kill it. I don't know how you're going to do it, but you better find a goddamn way. And I don't kill the gay people, but goddamn.
Speaker 2Murder for hire plot. You ain't killing a gay person. You're just trying to kill a person that beat you up.
Speaker 4And raped you.
Speaker 2And raped you.
Speaker 4Yeah, and that he ain't got to be gay. Puffy wasn like me.
Speaker 2Thank you.
Speaker 1That's crazy.
Speaker 2Hey, tell me this why, in the entertainment industry or when you get so much money I don't think you can you can give me All the money in the world why? And it's still not going to make me, it's not going to take me out of my character. No, it's not. I ain't going to sit up here and be like, oh, I'm going to start sitting up here doing like cocaine and drinking.
Speaker 2I mean you're going to do what you normally do, but I'm sitting up here like what in the hell? So I guess these dudes done had so much sex? I mean because I know they done had a lot. I mean you're a very powerful person. You can almost have it just like whoever you want. Exactly so you done had so much sex to just bore. Yeah, now that you bore, so now you want to start doing it?
Speaker 4Yeah, you just just find some other species to fuck with.
Speaker 3So I think, I thought the fuck with. I think I thought I think it's more of a power complex than anything, I don't know.
Speaker 4I just think that they like men all the time.
Speaker 3Oh no, yeah, no, I think, I think so you think he just like doing it to dudes in the booty? No, what was that? I think he likes men. Yeah, remember, so do you think? So you think any?
Speaker 2dudes had did it to him in the booty or you think he was always pitching, he definitely remember king of harlem he definitely caught it.
Speaker 1Right, Wasn't that his dad?
Speaker 4Bucks yeah his dad was a driver. Right, his dad was a driver, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I think he might have seen something when he was little. Remember when he used to say he used to have them dudes violated. Whenever they'd fuck up, he had Big Dick Willie come in and smash them and get all the information out of them.
Speaker 3See, he saw that shit and he was just traumatized. Something like that. Something like that happened Again. Like I said, I think he's in the dudes, but I think it's a power complex, Of course.
Speaker 4It's definitely a power complex To make a straight dude do some gay shit.
Speaker 3That ain't happening.
Speaker 1For fame and money. I don't give no fuck, nigga. I'm a pole motherfucker now. I'm going to be a pole motherfucker when I die. Fuck you the booty hole gonna be intact oh well, like for somebody to like offer you money.
Speaker 2Hey, you suck my dick, nigga.
Speaker 1I'll give you $10 million, Nigga get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3I'm cool.
Speaker 1I'm cool, just get down there and do it. Nigga, get down there, we're gonna sell 10 million records and throw my integrity out the window.
Speaker 2Be like ah yeah, I don't really, that's another thing, I mean, if you like that y'all go ahead, but I don't really rock out like that.
Speaker 4I'm trying to figure out how.
Speaker 2Now, if you won't bring your lady over here, we can I mean, your lady can do something.
Speaker 4How do celebrities, superstars and all the famous people all fucking the same people? I don't get that, because I don't understand that either.
Speaker 2Video vixens.
Speaker 4Just like Snoop said when you say, hey, this bitch is bad, you got to try that bitch.
Speaker 2No, no, no, but I see that. But we're talking about dating, right, we're talking about dating. Now here's my thing how many times, dude, dude, remember? One chick got a baby by like three people? And they all rich and like Bow Wow, bow Wow Future.
Speaker 4And.
Speaker 2I think, somebody else, hey man.
Speaker 1So they all get around Just like motherfucking, poor women do.
Speaker 2No, I get that, but here's my thing. But why?
Speaker 4Yeah, what you mean but, why?
Speaker 2Okay, so listen, if she got a baby like this nigga why you gonna cut her up. Right, so you want her up in a Now, it ain't no.
Speaker 1I don't know that nigga.
Speaker 2No, you do know. No, you know they talking about me. Yeah, we ain't talking about just some cat, you see, right? Or like you see, like, oh, this is one of my boy's chicks, oh, yeah, and then you smash. I don't know.
Speaker 1It's 20-0,. You know, yeah, man, I don't know, man, that's not my character. I don't want to sit up here.
Speaker 3That's not my character and talk to your or hitting her, it's all the same. Women running those crowds and they all be getting pregnant by this, okay look, they're friends so they're not really friends, then Okay, look, let's talk about it Because it's loyalty you got loyalty. I understand what you're saying, why you want to mess with that same chick.
Speaker 2Look, let's say Drea.
Speaker 3Right.
Speaker 2Drea Michelle is a very, very beautiful woman. She'll be banned from the NBA If one of you dudes sat up here and brought her to the podcast next week and be like this, my boo thing, I'm going to dap you up. I'd be like nigga. Damn Good job Right, but you in the NBA, nfl or whatever and you bring her and be like this, my chick. I'm like, come on really man.
Speaker 1She belong to the streets.
Speaker 4I mean, you know they got her. She mess with her, she mess with the whole team she mess with Chris Brown, tyron Taylor maybe that's what it is so they be like let me try, let me try, let me try. She got baby by him.
Speaker 2But listen, but the thing is, it's one thing, about Trying it. But there's another thing About Like dang, yeah, they booing these chicks up. That's what we're saying, okay.
Speaker 4We ain't just talking about Like a smashing, smashing dash, right you?
Speaker 1know we talking about. No, they booing these chicks. Well, excuse me For the misunderstanding.
Speaker 4Yeah, and if you gonna, if you gonna do one of them Like that you gotta go in the back. That way you don't get pregnant, oh my god.
Speaker 1Or just come in her mouth.
Speaker 4And you good, but she might put it In a In a vice. Then Shoot it up in there, suit her strong. I don't.
Speaker 2Okay, now. So you telling me, y'all been in stores, malls and all that stuff. Now you know, we're fortunate to live in a place To where, I mean, we all know. There is some very good looking women, very beautiful women, all shapes, sizes, colors, right, white, black, I mean, you name it Short tall Mexican. Chinese, Mexican, Chinese, Dominican, Puerto Rican, Cuban.
Speaker 4Colombian.
Speaker 2You got it, but I'm going to say this Italian. It's a whole bunch of them, but what I'm saying is but what I'm saying is so you're going to sit up here, but what I'm saying is so you're going to sit up here and now you play for the, you play for the San Diego Padres. Dude, you can just walk right across the parking lot to the Target and find you something up in there right, I'm in and out of targets all the time and I see, well, you know, like I say, she ain't.
Athlete Vision and Groupie Warnings
Speaker 2And if you really, bougie, go to AJ's. I like to consider myself, you know, I do consider myself an ex-athlete. So I still say I still have like athlete vision. You know, when you see a chick be oh damn that look like a entertainer or athletes chick or something, maybe seeing these chicks all around and you, but you don't know who they are. But you want to sit up here and go talk to a chick that been ran through all of us by 10, by 10 other dudes and you're on your team.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, team, yeah, yeah, I don't get it, dog, I don't either. It's like being the last guy on the train, but you see exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's like being.
Speaker 4It's like the last guy on the train, right, right.
Speaker 1You, the caboose nigga, you gonna marry.
Speaker 4You the caboose, then you hey.
Speaker 1Man, that's what it is.
Speaker 2Some people fall in love with the jump off, like you said.
Speaker 3it just cracks me up. Like you said, it'd be the same chick but five different dudes.
Speaker 1Hey, she got some incredible game Right. I get that, I understand that, but listen.
Speaker 2But if I'm that dude, wait, listen, oh, go ahead. If I'm that dude, I'm not.
Speaker 3I mean this is me. I, I mean this is me. I'm not looking at her. I'm like, oh yeah, she's a beautiful woman, but we're going to get an average, not average, but someone that no one knows.
Speaker 2But you can say that, no, we ain't going to say average we're just saying like an everyday woman. I can say average because we poe Well everyday woman yeah.
Speaker 4You can get an everyday woman when you poe, but there's beautiful, gorgeous, everyday women out there. There ain't too many beautiful, gorgeous poe motherfuckers out there, but there's some out there.
Speaker 1And there might be some out there that try to be with you for your money and you got to decipher between those and the girls. That's already there. Those are the chicks that are already there. Those chicks, they should already have money, though, because they're just like oh, oh, yeah, she got a baby by him and him, so she already got money, so she's set, let me go ahead and fuck with her. Maybe that's what they're thinking. I have no idea, bro.
Speaker 2I have no idea. These dudes. It's crazy though.
Speaker 1They must be telling each other some good stories, but they should have banned them, old bitches from the NBA.
Speaker 4You don't come in here, fucking no, kid, yokes, kid age. We've been watching this nigga since high school.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4That's some perverted shit. That is.
Speaker 1Hey that's some statutory rape.
Speaker 4Imagine with me that's some reverse statutory rape. And. I'm watching a girl at 15 years old and I wait until she get in the WNBA and shit and this can't be real.
Speaker 2I've been playing to this shit. That's some sick shit. Hey, read this, dog. I know this is fake.
Speaker 4That's some sick shit though.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know that's fake If you think about it. Oh my goodness, what is it.
Speaker 3Because she talked to Jalen. Green Dre Michelle believes.
Speaker 2Bronny James is her soulmate Bronny.
Speaker 3What, yeah, she said, dre. Michelle believes Bronny James is her son oh my God.
Speaker 1Seriously.
Speaker 4She might be she a pedophile and when she get done with Bronny she going to go to Bryce Motherfucking pedophile.
Speaker 3The younger the dick, the better, see You're a pedophile bro?
Speaker 1I don't know, See, I would never I don't understand, I would never.
Speaker 4I don't see it, god damn it, come for me. You're a motherfucking pedophile.
Speaker 2How old is?
Speaker 3Trey.
Speaker 4Michelle About what 39 or some shit. She that old? Yeah, bitch, probably 40 something. Jaylene Green Just turned 22. How you gonna allow yourself To get pregnant About a 22 year old?
Speaker 3motherfucker 39. Yeah, you right Damn.
Speaker 4And your son the same age as this nigga.
Speaker 3Right Cause she was with. She was with Jalen Brown or Green, right yeah, for a little bit he was.
Speaker 4No, she asked who she with.
Speaker 3That's who she's with right now.
Speaker 4Yeah, I thought she was Jalen Green. She had the baby by him.
Speaker 3Oh okay, oh my, but are they still together?
Speaker 4Why wouldn't they be? He better be he finna get hit with Piazza port Like he wouldn't believe 17 year. Age gap, but these I feel like Her son Was 17, 18, something like that man.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's like he brought her over and smashed his mom and was like man.
Speaker 4Yeah, just like August, and.
Speaker 3Stina and shit. That's crazy, man. My thing is I mean I can understand. She's a very beautiful woman.
Speaker 4And I can't blame her for hitting that cool.
Speaker 3Yeah, she's a very beautiful woman, and you can't tell me as a kid, y'all didn't have at least one teacher.
Speaker 4Oh, yeah, my auntie.
Speaker 3Oh, dang, my best friend's mom.
Speaker 4My auntie, oh dang, my best friend's mom, my uncle's wife.
Speaker 3See that one was fine. Yeah, it's like that's the point.
Speaker 4Anyway. But yeah, all I'm saying is is that there should be some kind of like thing. Like you know, you got the rookie, rookie camps and they should be advised, they should have a picture of all the groupies and shit.
Speaker 1And saying picture of all them, groupies and shit. Y'all need to avoid these women. We're circling.
Speaker 4Don't say avoid them, because you say avoid them your first thing they're going to do is go right there Right. Just beware. Just have them on the wall and say look, and then have their stats.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 4Seven babies five babies three babies by so-and-so. Five babies, four baby daddies. You know that kind babies, three babies by so and so Five babies, four baby daddies. What was?
Speaker 3that scene Three babies, two baby daddies Was Omar Epson loving basketball right. Yeah, and they had the scene and was it the dad or the uncle was talking to him about when he get to the NBA. All these women was going to be chasing after him. Y'all remember that scene.
Speaker 4It might have been his mama. It was his dad or his step was going to be chasing after him. Y'all remember that scene. I think that might have been his mama telling him that.
Speaker 3No, it was his dad. His dad, yeah, or his step or his grandpa or someone.
Speaker 4It was his dad.
Speaker 3His dad was telling him, like you know when you get to the NBA, all these women are going to be chasing after you and all that. But yeah, I mean they probably do have that, joe, what you're talking about.
Speaker 4I don't think they have it.
Speaker 3I'm sure they do. They probably got an app for that Well anyway, let me go through my app.
Speaker 4They should have a motherfucking wall, Like you know.
Speaker 2Stay away from these women.
Speaker 3No, you can't tell me that, because they'll do it or she's not with Jalen Green anymore. No, she is, she is right, I'm just saying Listen. I think this is clickbait, See they told me Dude that's a NBA central.
Speaker 2Nah, that can't be real. I think this is fake.
Speaker 4Huh, they told me not to go down Messiah's side street and don't do this. What's the first thing we do? Go down Messiah's side street and get some motherfucking opium. You're hard-headed, that's why you did it. It's bad. Don't drink this. It's got opium in it. Hey, give me one of those.
Speaker 3So you was one of those kids Opposite, so you was told Not to do something you did it.
Speaker 4I don't do shit I was made to do when I was a kid. I'm gonna tell you that right now.
Speaker 3I wasn't one of those.
Speaker 4I'm being honest, but I don't do none of that shit. Do what Shit you made to do when you was a kid. I don't do none of that shit Period.
Speaker 3Yes, yeah, I'd never go to church Eat broccoli. You do everything else.
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't do none of that shit, but you told a grown man not to go down Masai Street.
Speaker 3You went down Masai.
Speaker 4Street. Yeah, he said, don't stick your dick in that hole in the wall either.
Speaker 2Oh hell.
Speaker 3Wait, hold up, did you stick?
Speaker 4your dick in the wall.
Speaker 1No, I was kind of scared of that one. I don't know what's on the other side.
Speaker 2I was kind of scared of that one I'm like okay, we done got rated, that's right.
Speaker 4That and the banana. I didn't eat the banana either and the banana. I didn't eat the banana either.
Speaker 3Okay, good who shit is that that's Joe's Uh-oh, uh-oh, we already had one phone go off, that's two.
Speaker 2I'm the producer, though I got to keep mine on, just in case I was waiting on Michael Jordan to call.
Speaker 3We're going to have a phone jar. You know, michael Jordan is a special invited guest.
Speaker 2You can turn your phone off. He ain't coming, he ain't gonna never call, he ain't coming.
Speaker 4Hello Michael.
Speaker 3Damn it, daddy, get off the phone. Michael Jordan might be calling.
Speaker 2I'm gonna surprise y'all one day I'm gonna have Michael.
Speaker 4Jordan call.
Speaker 2Damn it.
Speaker 3Tell me.
Speaker 4I'm asking what's going on with the visor here? That motherfucker be red one week and yellow the next week Shit.
Speaker 2We ain't going to get no gas man, I know man. Joe didn't talk about that.
Speaker 4You didn't talk, man, I'm just saying when I see on TV man, you didn't talk about the Rainbow Warriors when he was crying, no, you can't have them on there. I gave them props. Knock them motherfuckers out. Shit, fuck, that kind of shit is that. And they'll knock you the fuck out. They will knock you out, fuck one of them motherfuckers. You want to? I ain't messing with them, shit.
Speaker 3I got them motherfuckers in my family Rainbow warriors.
Speaker 4Shit motherfuckers In my family Rainbow orange Shit Motherfuckers. Six fold 250 goddamn pounds. Nigga, you gonna hurt One of them. Little white boys. You keep fucking with them, motherfuckers.
Speaker 2Oh, my lord, oh my god.
Speaker 4Big old motherfucker, you shit.
Speaker 2Oh my god, see, see, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3How we gonna get cancelled From a podcast Yo we do, I think we're.
Speaker 2Don't, you, don't lie Y'all know what Spotify going to be like yeah.
Speaker 4We might not be back next week? Shit, as long as you don't lie, goddammit, that's what I was told.
Speaker 3I do not know Apple Music going to be like.
Toilet Talk and Bathroom Boundaries
Speaker 2Y'all going to have to tone it down just a little bit.
Speaker 4I know I didn't even drink yet. No, I did, I did. I had two shots of tequila. What's in that cup now? I just had two shots of tequila.
Speaker 3That ain't shit.
Speaker 2It was Blanco. Weak shit, oh yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1Blanco weak shit.
Speaker 2Man.
Speaker 4It's been triple filtered. Yeah Gotta get the fucking extra or resposada you gotta go to Mexico no, you can get resposada anywhere, man, as long as they say that on there you good, that's smooth, that's the good stuff. Age five years? There's some the plant or something. Five and then extra, you know, is like seven years, eight years, some shit like that. Whew Interesting.
Speaker 3That's good stuff.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Did you watch the WNBA finals? No, you weren't here last week. No, I didn't watch the WNBA finals. And that last game, boy, that last game was good Listen, they should not have called that foul.
Speaker 2I know that. No, they shouldn not have called that foul.
Speaker 4I know that, no, they shouldn't have called it.
Speaker 2Who won the game? Liberty Liberty. They should not have called that foul. That was not a foul, that was hey they reviewed it.
Speaker 4They have a tendency to do that all the time, duh.
Speaker 3They wanted the Liberty to win. Yeah, they wanted Liberty to win, just like they wanted the Rams to win last night.
Speaker 2So now, who do we? Oh yeah, I heard.
Speaker 3I'm not saying that Like they want, patrick.
Speaker 2Mahomes to win every week. Right.
Speaker 4I don't know how that motherfucker winning bro. He just win I don't know how he do it. All they do is win, win, win. No matter what, I don't know, they got D-Hop now, though.
Speaker 2Now they going to lose, hey, as long as long as they win when they count dog, that's all that shit. Definitely ain't nobody going undefeated.
Speaker 1Who are they about to play Cincinnati?
Speaker 2I think they play the Raiders.
Speaker 1Oh no, they winning. Wait Cincinnati playing who? Hey the?
Speaker 2Raiders play good against the Chiefs.
Speaker 4Cincinnati plays? God damn it, girl. I think they play. Hey, you don't even know how to turn. You don't know how to turn your stuff on silent.
Speaker 3huh, these are people calling me, and got a minute calling me, hey, you might as well answer.
Speaker 2Yeah, go ahead, talk to them on the phone. Hey, baby, how you doing.
Speaker 4What's up, man?
Speaker 2My name is Joe.
Speaker 4What's going on, man? What you at? I'm at a podcast right now. What's going on? What you up to. Let's see if they say something crazy Early in the morning.
Speaker 3Okay, this is great radio right here.
Speaker 2This is great radio. We letting y'all in on everything, right there, steve going, let's not the restroom Steve's drunk Do we got to fart?
Speaker 3Ain't like much got to do.
Speaker 4That good you know how that is. Yeah, you fart like that.
Speaker 2I mean, you can do all that stuff on here.
Speaker 4It don't make no difference, depends on how good it is.
Speaker 2We just made jokes about it. If it wasn't them.
Speaker 430 second ones. Your phone go off or whatever. You know how that goes. You want them 30 second ones. You in a relationship, yeah. Now that's funny. Yeah, motherfucker.
Speaker 3You in a relationship, then you better check your drawers after that one.
Speaker 4No for real Motherfucking relationship. He finally farted in front of me. I love him.
Speaker 2What would you do if your girl farted in front of you? Would you boo-boo in front of your girl? Huh, I'm asking this cat. I'm asking this cat why you, these niggas.
Speaker 1These niggas. These niggas Just started laughing.
Speaker 4You asking me yeah. Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2Me neither Never do that Nah, never ever you crazy man.
Speaker 1Fuck that I got shit. I got shit. I'm taking the shit Nigga. I don't care who that is, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2You gonna take a dump and she's just sitting in the bathroom. I don't give no fuck.
Speaker 4If we was married or something, I'd probably do it. Nigga, I live with you.
Speaker 2No, I'm saying no, I live with you, you, in my house I'm still saying nigga, I walk around the house naked.
Speaker 1If I got to take a shit, I go take a shit. It's my house.
Speaker 2I said I can't do it. Yeah, you can do that, I'm not watching it. Y'all live together.
Speaker 4They just visiting? No, if they just visiting, no.
Speaker 2We talking no, yeah, in my apartment we talking about your boo time.
Speaker 1You over my house, you at my house.
Speaker 3I got to take a shit. You got to go, boo-boo, I'll be like damn.
Speaker 1I got to take a shit man, I'll be right back. We're going to the movies, hold on.
Speaker 2No, no, no, no no. I'm talking about no they sitting in the bathroom, you just sitting on the toilet.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm talking do that.
Speaker 2Would you watch her boo-boo?
Speaker 1Yeah, she got a shit and I need to sit there and talk about something. I'll sit right there and talk to her.
Speaker 2I can't do that.
Speaker 1I can't. I got a phobia. I got a boo-boo phobia. He said I got a focus, no.
Speaker 4I said I got a phobia.
Speaker 3I. I've got a boo-boo phobia. Your shit smell worth the money what you been eating. Like man. We can't be in a relationship no more.
Speaker 2You know sometimes you sit up here and you walk into the bathroom. You be like damn, I can't believe I eat her ass.
Speaker 1He's like damn girl.
Speaker 2Like what the hell is inside them guts Coming in hot.
Speaker 3I know we ain't going to do no more man.
Speaker 4We didn't put that out the window. Scratch that off the list, I mean you know. That's why you.
Speaker 2You ain't eating that washing boo-boo. Just saying like she all clean. But when you smell, and then you sit up here and you start thinking start thinking Don't get in the shower here, we gonna have.
Speaker 4You need an enema, like man.
Speaker 1That's why you keep the pouch on the shower, on the shower here, that old douche bag, yeah, that old douche bag.
Speaker 3Stab that motherfucker Up in there. What are?
Speaker 4we talking about All cleaned up. You too young For the douche bag. I don't know about it, my age to have one of them.
Speaker 2Too young for the douche bag. How we, out of control.
Speaker 1I ain't know what it was until I was about 10 or 12. I was playing with it.
Speaker 4On TV. They have them like a hot cold bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the same shit, right the same shit.
Speaker 2You put hot water in there. You use it as an ice bag. You put it on. Oh, hold on, I got to have that. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know what the fuck that was. Yeah you're a motherfucker.
Speaker 4I didn't know it was douche bag man. What the fuck is this? Are you serious? Can?
Speaker 1you imagine the trauma. You stuck this up your booty.
Speaker 3Oh man, it's like the videos I've been seeing.
Speaker 4The trauma. Man you watching that? My mama fucked me up, man. What's the video?
Speaker 3I've been seeing lately my mama fucked me up buying super dupas. On IG. Hey bro, oh man I was talking about super dupas and they in the purple bag right yeah.
Speaker 1Them super dupas that you get from the hospital after you have a baby. That fucked me all up. I was like God.
Speaker 4Dang that motherfucker.
Speaker 1Look like diapers From the navel all the way to the back, to the spine.
Speaker 4You go in there and get a bag of them, motherfuckers look like a bag of diapers.
Speaker 3Yeah, shit, that came away. Now you go get a box bag in the motherfucker, look like a bag of diapers.
Speaker 4Yeah, shit, that came away. Now you go get a box like this here, yeah that motherfucker used to be in a bag, just like diapers. Yep, big ass pack.
Speaker 1Give me them supers, give me some supers.
Speaker 4I was like oh man why I gotta go kill One in a purple bag right there.
Speaker 1See your mama she was nice to you, my mom. I was the oldest so I had to be the most responsible. Go and get me them, Supers. I need two packs of them and hurry up, Bring back my change. I need the receipt too. I'll be like dang, Can't even get no now Can't even get no. I know Can't even get no Snickers. I'm up there trying to hurry up and get one.
Speaker 4I want the pineapple. You who was Five cents. Yup man, I wouldn't trade it For the world. Man them damn penny cookies. I ate some of them. I can't eat none. Now. I can't eat cookies now. I ate some of them. Motherfuckers growing up, I'm serious Shit. You get man. As soon as you Trade some bottles in Right, you collect the bottles.
Speaker 1Collect the bottles, get about 50 cents, then you go in there About 50 goddamn cookies.
Halloween, Gym Stories, and Movies
Speaker 2All right, I just did that. My thing was just candy.
Speaker 4I just go get a bunch of penny candy 50 fucking cookies bro.
Speaker 1Yep, I went to the penny candy store I just get the penny candy.
Speaker 4You ain't want to share them until you have to eat them all before you get home.
Speaker 1Oh, that's why you traumatized C. That's why.
Speaker 3Oh shoot, it's Halloween this week. Yeah week Halloween parties this weekend.
Speaker 1Thought y'all knew Uh-oh, where's the Halloween party at Everywhere my boy's house. Who dressing up? I'm dressing up as Captain Obvious.
Speaker 4The black version Captain Obvious. Captain Obvious.
Speaker 3I never got into Halloween.
Speaker 2Halloween, my favorite.
Speaker 3For real. Hell yeah, I mean as a kid, but as an adult.
Speaker 1I'm like yeah, alright, man, just go to parties.
Speaker 2So you want to go to, you gotta go to parties to see the sluts. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1That's what the girls do. The girls want to slut themselves out oh. I agree, man, fuck that. I was like. This is when the real bitches come out. That's how you can tell a real freak or not she's a real freak. Oh, that bitch over there, she faking them goddamn catsuit. Yeah them catsuits with the motherfucking tiger tails?
Speaker 4Yeah, but you know she a freak if she got the horse tail hey.
Speaker 1She, she might even have a butt plug in it. Right, she might even have a butt plug With a horse tail on that motherfucker.
Speaker 4She spank me, baby, spank me. They gonna walk like a horse.
Speaker 1You got it dawgs. They gonna listen to this episode.
Speaker 3I mean no. Yes, sir, no sir, this is the thing you have to. They gonna listen to this episode.
Speaker 1I mean no Shit. Yes, sir, no sir, this is the thing you have to. I mean, I know y'all hear that shit. It's like a beacon call Every fucking Halloween. You already know that bitch want some attention. She want some attention.
Speaker 4Go on, give it to her. Then just say if you with somebody, you see them walk by, you be like Right, no, she shouldn't have wore that Right.
Speaker 2She ought to be shamed herself.
Speaker 3I can't believe she got that on. Man, you want one. You wear that suit way better than her.
Speaker 1You can wear that suit way better than her. Come on, I'm going to get you one. What size you wear, you look like a medium. That's about your size.
Speaker 4Oh man, I'm going to tell you, I was in the gym and I seen this little Chubby girl in there.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4Let me tell you that, motherfucker round bro, she was doing some Kung fu shit. She was doing some Kung fu shit, bro. Okay, I ain't never seen no shit like that this motherfucker Jumping through her legs and all kinds of shit. I was like what the fuck is this? I ain't bullshitting man. I wish I could have recorded it, bro. I ain't never seen no shit like that.
Speaker 4You should have recorded it, you know how she did a lunge right, yeah, right, and bring her feet All the way up to her hands. Then she bring the other leg Up through the motherfucker Like kick. I said what the fuck?
Speaker 1That couldn't even work out.
Speaker 4I was just sitting there watching that motherfucking amazement and she round like a motherfucking car tire. Wow she was limber, she was limber man.
Speaker 1Yes, sir.
Speaker 4That motherfucker was up in there doing them goddamn leg raises and splits all at the same time. Like good lord See.
Speaker 1Joe was like yes, sir.
Speaker 4You know, yes, sir. Man, I said man.
Speaker 3Starry eyes. She threw your workout off.
Speaker 4That's a flat in the hood man I'm talking about she. Would I like them round like that? I know. I know you do See my man right there that motherfucker been like five feet tall, that my man right there, that motherfucker been like five feet tall.
Speaker 3That's the Michelin killer. Was she two something? No, she wasn't that big, oh, so she couldn't do nothing.
Speaker 4She wasn't two something.
Speaker 2Hey, who heard that? You know all them clips? Y'all be sending some clips on the little group text and the one dude said you got to be two, something to do something.
Speaker 3That's why I asked.
Speaker 4That's King George right there, baby.
Speaker 2That shit is so funny man.
Speaker 4King George coming with that shit. I ain't be coming, you got to be too something if you want to do something.
Speaker 3Yeah, you said that Joe. No, King George is a song man. Yeah, yeah, you said that.
Speaker 1A little weight don't bother me. 150, 160 and under. A little weight don't bother me. 150, 160 and under.
Speaker 4A little weight don't bother me.
Speaker 1It don't bother me, it's just, I got to be ready for the workout. If I ain't want to work out, I'll be like, oh, fuck, all that, not a stretch, I don't feel like working out. I was like, oh, put on my theme song Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Then I'm like I'm about to go to work. There you go, the man right here. The man right here, take my stuff out, then you know it's on. Then I don't give a fuck how big shit you put my theme song on.
Speaker 3She know If I get one more damn political text, I swear.
Speaker 1I swear Lock the motherfuckers.
Speaker 3Nobody's going to know you voted for Trump. Damn, listen, we don't get.
Speaker 2We don't get political on this show how you bust a nigga out like that I mean just saying we know you rich.
Speaker 3I ain't voting for Trump.
Speaker 1You want no tax breaks. I seen that bobble head on your dash.
Speaker 2That red hat in his dashboard.
Speaker 3Make.
Speaker 2America great again.
Speaker 3Oh man, come on, we ain't getting political no. Y'all watch starting five yet I'm on episode three.
Speaker 2What's that about Six or?
Speaker 1seven Starting five. I don't watch that shit, man it's.
Speaker 2LeBron. Tatum, tatum, yeah, edwards't watch that shit man. It's LeBron Tatum, tatum, yeah, edwards, yeah, I like that stuff. It's interesting.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was pretty cool yeah.
Speaker 2Kind of see the family dynamic and everything Come on.
Speaker 3Anthony.
Speaker 1Edwards All-star, starting five or something.
Speaker 3No, it's just.
Speaker 2LeBron, it's just like a documentary.
Speaker 4It's.
Speaker 2Just following them around. Yeah, that's cool Showing their workouts, showing them with their families and stuff. Yeah, it's pretty good it's showing the human side of Cause. You know, everybody just think Athletes are just so robotic, like they don't, like they just go out and play and then that's it, and they got families and problems and oh yeah, just like Kobe.
Speaker 1Kobe, get up early in the morning and leave, come back home, get the girls off to school.
Speaker 2You know Already practiced four hours yeah. Go back and practice again. That shit is crazy. Why they ask it would probably be great.
Speaker 1Go back and practice again Four more hours. I'll be like man that's the life.
Speaker 4What the fuck she do.
Speaker 1Who that?
Speaker 4Your wife, what she do? She doing all that Unless she wanna do that.
Speaker 1Oh, I don't know bro.
Speaker 4She helped out, unless she wanna do that.
Speaker 1Bro, I don't know man, I'm just saying he did a lot.
Speaker 2We gonna cut this short.
Speaker 1I don't know. I know what he did.
Speaker 2Before we get canceled, what's the movie Venom?
Speaker 3Oh, that's out this week. Yeah, venom.
Speaker 1Yeah, I gotta go see that. I saw it. You saw it already. Yeah, fuck you man Last night.
Speaker 4What move is that? Did you mute me already?
Speaker 1Venom nigga.
Speaker 2Venom, Venom okay, yeah, venom the last, the last dance, the last dance.
Speaker 1It's the last dance, or the?
Speaker 2last. I'all know we don't fact check nothing.
Speaker 1I know Venom Smile too, I saw that that was some bullshit. Nigga, hey, don't say nothing, that was some bullshit, I'm just letting you know, I got to see the first one first, though.
Speaker 2Oh, that's good, I like it, I got to go. Hey, that's actually how. Because I was like I'm sitting here, I'm like, oh, you know what, let me go check out Smile, because I got to talk about it on the podcast. Right, I go.
Speaker 1So the Smile that they're showing now is the first Smile.
Speaker 2No, that's the second one.
Speaker 1But the Smile 2.
Speaker 2That's Smile 2. Oh, it's one just called Smile yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, is that related to Smile?
Speaker 22?.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm all confused.
Speaker 4Yeah, you gotta watch the first one.
Speaker 1I saw Smile and I was just like okay, this some bullshit. Then I saw Smile 1. I already saw Smile 1 like a while ago when it came out. So what? They rerunning it now.
Speaker 3No, they, I saw it up there. I saw Smile.
Speaker 1It just said Smile. It didn't say the two was cut off.
Speaker 2You know how it is sometimes it was cut off it could have been like that I don't know about, because I'm going to the theater and give me some little popcorn always love my popcorn eat uh some mike and ike shout out to mike and ike shout out to shout out.
Speaker 4Like a plan, it's like the slurpingalicious Going to the movies.
Speaker 2It's Candy Gummies.
Speaker 1What was that?
Speaker 2at. There's probably a couple other movies out, right, but let me see what else. Let's see what else is out Venom.
Speaker 1I'm going to see that tomorrow. Yeah, you know the big one is Venom. Yeah, I'm definitely going to see that. I know that came out Conclave yeah, I want to see Conclave.
Speaker 3That's the one about the church, church.
Speaker 1Yeah, is it scary? No, but it's like drama. It's about the Pope.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Wild Robot.
Speaker 1Yeah, you're right, it's just Smile 2. So maybe you know they had it playing in two different theaters or something yeah, that's probably it.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was just cut off, yeah.
Speaker 1I was like man, I'm confused. They got a real pain here.
Speaker 2The one Shirai was saying the conclave, they got, oh, you know what, what Hold up, I just thought about this. The one with oh, what's my? Oh, damn it, what's my dude's name? Hugh Hugh Grant I always call it blueberry pie.
Speaker 4I saw the previews of that. That's how the preview is at that. Shit look crazy. What is it? That's the one where it's like ooh the Apprentice? No, it's called Heteric Heretic.
Speaker 2Heretic. It's called Heretic, heretic, dude, that's out Tote man.
Speaker 4See, you know what they got him looking crazy, don't they Bruh he's supposed to be the clean cut handsome guy, that motherfucker.
Speaker 2Looking crazy bro Dog. So I guess it's about. You know. People come knock at your door or whatever and they, you know, going to spread the word, and the two young. I keep calling it Blueberry pie, cause I think they say Something about blueberry pie, so I keep calling it Blueberry Pie. Because I think they say something about Blueberry Pie, so I keep calling it Blueberry Pie. It is called. How do you say it?
Speaker 4Heretic.
Speaker 2So he invites them in, and then the shenanigans start. Oh damn, they don't know whose house they in right now. Damn it, I forgot that. That was out you don't know that one. Freak mother, you don. I forgot that that was out. I don't know that one Freak mother. No See, I don't know what that's from.
Speaker 3When does Gladiator 2 come out? I?
Speaker 2think End of the month November I think that's November.
Speaker 4I think it's going to be good, but I think they waited way too fucking late.
Speaker 2Gladiator 2? Yeah, I never even saw Gladiator. I got to watch it I never seen it.
Speaker 3They said Dizzle could win another Oscar for this one.
Speaker 1They always say Dizzle, dizzle, do everything good though.
Speaker 2They showing Fright Nights, all the Fright Nights. Well, I'm saying they got Halloween 1978. Terrorfire 3. Caroline 15th anniversary, goodrich. Well, I don't know, that's just a.
Speaker 1Gladiator comes out November 22nd. November 22nd and the one, the new one, with the rock.
Speaker 3Smile 2. Oh, that's the Christmas one, right?
Speaker 2Red 1.
Speaker 1Red 1. See, I don't go that far ahead.
Speaker 2I don't want to confuse our listeners.
Speaker 4All right, cool, I don't want to confuse our listeners. That's next month. That's going to be almost a comedy.
Speaker 1Man that's going to be, Probably a little bit.
Speaker 2It's called Venom, the Last Dance.
Speaker 4It's going to be like Violent Night that's got to be my favorite.
Speaker 2That was good. I can watch that motherfucker over and over. Alright, y'all.
Speaker 1Alright, y'all.
Speaker 4Holla we out.