Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The Great Road Trip and Celebrity Chronicles
Ever considered if trailering your bike is just cheating, or the secret to a stress-free road trip? We dive headfirst into the age-old debate while recounting our epic motorcycle journey to Utah, complete with stories about scenic routes, fuel stops, and the raucous camaraderie that only comes with road-tripping. Our discussions weave through Joe's 30-day calisthenics challenge and Steve's mad scientist antics with his "Frankenstein" motorcycle project. With humor as our guide, we also tackle the logistics of long-distance riding versus towing, making our experiences both entertaining and educational.
But it's not all gears and gas; we stir the pot with some spicy celebrity gossip and eyebrow-raising rumors that are circulating in the pop culture universe. From Jaguar Wright's bold claims to the skepticism surrounding AI-generated content, we dig into the tangled web of celebrity life with a cheeky blend of curiosity and critique. Along the way, we lighten things up with anecdotes about grooming preferences and the art of the perfect haircut, threading together cultural observations and the timeless dance of societal expectations.
As the laughter rolls on, we venture into the complex world of relationships, power dynamics, and the unique challenges faced by athletes and entertainers. From the nuances of dating within celebrity circles to the humorous horror of unexpected gym encounters, our conversations are a rollercoaster of insights and hilarity. We wrap up with a nod to Halloween antics and upcoming movie releases, ensuring our listeners leave with a hearty laugh and a few new nuggets of wisdom. Join us for a no-holds-barred conversation that's as thought-provoking as it is sidesplitting.
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The crowd almost started early.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got a full house. All four members are here today. They're here At the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Yay, yay, rodeo slash, alabama Joe made it. We're back for another fantastic week. Shy Rock, superman, steve Hit the button.
Speaker 3:Hit the button.
Speaker 1:Superman is in the building.
Speaker 2:Yeah, here we go, anyway, once again back. Thank you for listening to all our shenanigans. We don't know what we're going to talk about today. We're going to talk about something we're going to talk about Joe's calisthenics that he's been doing for 30 days. Yeah, it's beautiful, and Steve working on his bike.
Speaker 1:Always, always. That's my test subject. Hey, it started out as a Frankenstein. It was a project in the making Soon as I got that one.
Speaker 4:Did it go now?
Speaker 1:I didn't roll it everywhere. I didn't roll that motherfucking from Colorado all the way back here.
Speaker 3:I mean Utah All the way back here I mean Utah All the way back here.
Speaker 1:Oh, you took it to Utah. I took it to Utah. Yeah, he rolled back.
Speaker 3:Nine hours, dog. They rolled back. Oh so y'all, y'all trail, lit it up and then you rolled back, god Dog so that that little Vegas thing you probably laugh at that.
Speaker 4:Why'd y'all trail lit it up there?
Speaker 1:To ride them, motherfucker. How did it?
Speaker 4:I'm just saying, though, Like why'd you ride it up there?
Speaker 1:We didn't ride it up there because we didn't know how long it was going to take. So we just traded it up there because we had all the tools and everything. And then we put the bikes in there with the tools and all the equipment and shit and we just like, fuck, we'll ride it when we get up there, okay, and then we was like oh man, it was nice, it was nice and long and hard.
Speaker 3:How often did you?
Speaker 1:stop Every fucking hour and a half seeing like To get gas, get gas, get snacks, go piss whatever.
Speaker 2:I need every hour.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I need every hour, you can do it. After we got going man, it was cool, I need an hour. We speed up, slow down.
Speaker 3:How long was the ride back? It was nine and a half. Nine and a half hours so driving. How long did it take you? Oh, eleven, twelve. So you was able to cut off.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we cut off like an hour.
Speaker 2:Okay, good, here's a good. Oh no, go ahead.
Speaker 1:When we were, when we were trailing it up, you know you gotta go up Through the mountains and stuff and you got all that weight Truck was winding all the way up there. Man, every time you're going up all them steep inclines with all that weight. That was it. I was just like man, this truck ain't made for towing and stuff, all right.
Speaker 2:Well, look, I got a question. What's that? How long does it take to get to Vegas? About four and a half Four and a half, four and a half, four and a half hours. So how long do you think, now that you went On a motorcycle, it'll take me four hours. Okay, I can get under four, but you know, because of the stopping and all that stuff, that's still good.
Speaker 1:Plus, you know when all the cops at and everything.
Speaker 2:Cause truly it's about. It's probably about Five hours.
Speaker 1:Five fifteen, it's a five hour ride On the car. If you go to speed limit it's five hour ride.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because it says. It says four and a half when you pull it up on the GPS, Mm-hmm. But to stop in, and you know, especially if you're just chilling- but you ain't really got to stop with it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I never have to.
Speaker 2:I mean you can stop once you fill up.
Speaker 4:You fill up here you should get there.
Speaker 1:You'll get there About a quarter tank, about a quarter tank. Yeah, you can fill up when you get up there at the same.
Speaker 2:I'm the type of person that like to stop and take in yeah, take in the scenery. Yeah, see what's going up there. Get a little head on the way up, see what's coming back.
Speaker 3:What the hell, what the?
Speaker 4:hell. I came out of nowhere. Hold on.
Speaker 3:Hold on.
Speaker 4:Superman is in a building. I advise you to make sure you're on a straight road, not going through the mountains. That's like don't get hit through the mountains, you can't be a driver and do that.
Speaker 1:Cheat what you talking about? I don't know what he talking about, joe Nigga so y'all going to sit up here and drive. Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:I'll give you a man Through the mountains and all that.
Speaker 4:Hey, that's what I'm saying. It's called multitasking. You don't want to go through the mountains, you want to make sure you hit that straight stretch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hit the straight stretch, though no, we talk about through the mountains. The straight stretch. I get that. I'm giving you advice Don't do it through the mountains.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you don't do it through the mountains.
Speaker 4:Curbs be coming up all of a sudden you be like oh shit, Fuck around and have a cross with your name on that bitch. You see them out there, them motherfuckers everywhere.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they out there, goodness gracious.
Speaker 1:Everything on the van Roadhead. Everybody want a motherfucking. Try to pass and shit. Just relax man, enjoy that ride.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they got the passing lane yeah. They got the passing lane.
Speaker 1:Just be patient, that's all it is. You be patient, get some hair. That'll teach you some patience.
Speaker 4:In the passing lane.
Speaker 1:Learn something new every day In the right lane. Let something new Every day In the right lane. Let the motherfucker Truck smash it. The motherfucker be looking. That's when you get the head. They be looking.
Speaker 4:They be like yeah, they be like Ready go.
Speaker 2:Where clearly they have a lot of experience.
Speaker 4:You get that passion In that passion, lane Go.
Speaker 1:That's how you make it fun, gotta make that trip fun Huh. Yeah, you tell your date Not to wear no panties on the way up there.
Speaker 4:man, you already know See, I was coming back from fucking California one time, so you doing that while you driving too?
Speaker 2:Absolutely. God damn this nigga. That's why they call you Superman. Huh Damn.
Speaker 4:Man bro, you got to have fun, I mean you can have fun, but damn, get your remote control vibrator and shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, oh, I forgot about that one. Yes, sir, yes, sir Get that remote control vibrator and tell her you're going to reward her every time she do something good.
Speaker 4:Oh, hey, they got that nice one for 99 bucks. Y'all listen. Yes, sir, I did.
Speaker 2:We then came out the gates, out the gates, with the shenanigans.
Speaker 4:He's a shenanigans, that motherfucker worth their opinion. Man bro, did you get it on T-Mobile?
Speaker 3:No, hey, I went looking, I got some on T-Mobile.
Speaker 1:They got them on T-Mobile. I ordered those. Hey, I went looking.
Speaker 4:One of them from T-Mobile, but they was.
Speaker 1:But they's like inferior quality. Yeah, that's what it is, but they work. That's a couple sessions.
Speaker 4:They work.
Speaker 2:I'm just sitting up here. I don't want that motherfucker to blow up.
Speaker 1:AI had to smell that motherfucker why it smell fish.
Speaker 4:They had to send a signal for that. Why?
Speaker 2:it smell fried fish, so you sit up here.
Speaker 4:Nothing wrong with fried fish, catfish, nigga.
Speaker 3:Catfish nuggets. Nothing wrong with fried fish.
Speaker 4:You doing it right. If you doing it right, you gonna fry it anyway hey.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know, hey, somebody listening to this Or'll be listening to it, like I know. That's right, tell them, joe.
Speaker 4:Ain't a goddamn thing wrong with it.
Speaker 3:That's funny, that is nothing wrong with?
Speaker 1:it baby, nothing, hey, man, you got to be a little adventurous though man, we like you know.
Speaker 4:come to the sex thing, man, you gotta be a little adventurous though you know. Come to the sex thing, man. Ain't too many shits off limits, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:So you done, had sex driving too I done, got some head.
Speaker 1:You done, had sex driving.
Speaker 4:Oh no, it ain't that good.
Speaker 1:Exactly what.
Speaker 3:I'm saying you can't get on top of it.
Speaker 4:It depends on what type of woman you messing with, yeah, you know, ain't having that small woman. I put that woman on. He knew I was getting that.
Speaker 1:See, that's the thing, that's the thing he knew I was getting that he don't want no small woman them big women man you can't get them over there.
Speaker 2:Now I'm going to tell you. Look, I'm going to sit up here and tell you right now how much of an equal opportunist I am. Oh, my goodness, Because he dog. That never even crossed my mind when he was talking about it, Until he just said what he did, I said oh hell.
Speaker 4:Ain't never had that in that small city I have.
Speaker 1:That's my cup of tea. Sipping on tea nigga.
Speaker 3:You got to have space between you and the wheel.
Speaker 1:I just go to see her all the way back, and then I scoot back, I let her get in front. I say you drive?
Speaker 3:All she got to do is drive. I put on cruise control, I go to work. Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack.
Speaker 4:You sound like Orlando Brown Gots, gots, goose gots.
Speaker 3:God, that was funny. I love that that was funny.
Speaker 1:Got my seats all the way, girl Damn, Got that goose gots goose, gots, gots, gots.
Speaker 4:Oh what?
Speaker 3:happened. What was that? Orlando Brown?
Speaker 4:Orlando Brown said you know, you gave me that Ooh gotch, gotch, ooh, ooh gotch gotch.
Speaker 2:Ooh. Oh, look the Orlando Brown the actor dude. Yeah, who was he talking about? Who was he talking about? I?
Speaker 3:can't remember who he was talking about Raven, ray J, or was it Raven Raven, but Ray J was on there recently. No, he was talking about Raven.
Speaker 4:I got that, ooh gotch ooh.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh oh, it was on that show that's so rave, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I just saw it. It's funny because she got a wife or a girlfriend right, yeah, she's gay Now.
Speaker 3:I just saw that little clip on Major Payne.
Speaker 4:They don't start out that way, because Orlando Brown was on Major Payne as a little kid.
Speaker 2:I remember that man that was one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he said he walked in on them two. His trailer was rocking.
Speaker 3:Oh, Damon and Hillary, Wait what he said he walked in on them.
Speaker 2:What Remember?
Speaker 3:these people. They don't know who we talking about. So Damon Wayans was Major Payne Right. Damon Wayans was Major Payne Major.
Speaker 4:Payne and Miss Wahlberg. So Hillary Bank he said Miss Wahlberg, miss Wahlberg, so Hillary, so Hillary Banks. Yeah, yeah, he said Miss Wahlberg, miss Wahlberg. He was a kid. He said he walked in the trailer, he went in the trailer.
Speaker 2:Oh, and Damon Wayans was smashing Hillary. He was smashing her.
Speaker 4:Had the trailer rocking.
Speaker 2:Her name is Karen, ain't it Karen? I don't know her name. Yeah, you know we got to entertain the people, that's what he said.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to lie behind him.
Speaker 2:We get it. I know we all talk to each other. We might know the people. We still talking to folks.
Speaker 4:The folks want to know what we talking about. After the Diddy shit, nothing can surprise you, nothing. They talk about the whole. Jamie Foxx was in the hospital behind.
Speaker 2:Diddy shit. Nothing can surprise you, bro.
Speaker 4:Nothing Nah, Nothing they talk about the whole like.
Speaker 2:Jamie Foxx was in the hospital behind Diddy. Nothing can surprise you. I had no idea. Yeah, saying he got poisoned.
Speaker 3:Oh, when he went to the hospital, yeah, saying he got poisoned.
Speaker 2:Yeah that Diddy poisoned him. Oh damn Alleg. That's just what I heard. He had to miss a whole season of his show. Yeah, name that tune Tupac died Allegedly. It was a hit order by Diddy, they said.
Speaker 1:Biggie died. Hit order by Biggie.
Speaker 2:They were saying Biggie was thinking of leaving Bad boy, yeah, he was thinking of leaving.
Speaker 4:He was thinking he was going to leave.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You think?
Speaker 2:you're going to leave me.
Speaker 1:I made you nigga.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 4:That's going to be one hell of a movie, though, when it comes out, man ain't it.
Speaker 2:I just want to know what were they putting in that damn baby oil? I want to know what okay when they come out, what were they putting in the drinks? When they come out of the movie, what do you think they should?
Speaker 4:name the movie, though what was Did he did? It you know what I'm saying, you know how, like when they came out with Ice Cube them Straight Outta Compton. I think it should.
Speaker 3:The BIG was Notorious. I'm just saying I think it should be called the Diddler.
Speaker 4:The Diddler. I think it should be called the Diddler the Diddler Nah, I ain't going to name it that you can't have the Diddler without Batman. Hey.
Speaker 1:Batman, I like that he be spying on me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like that, I like the Diddler.
Speaker 4:That's how the FBI came in Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:I didn't even know who the Diddler was until that shit click one day. Right, I was listening to this.
Speaker 3:I just want listen, I just want to see the tapes. I know man, I want to see that. You know the FBI in there just probably jacking off damn damn, this shit got me excited.
Speaker 1:This shit got me excited, man, you feeling excited like I'm feeling like ooh god damn.
Speaker 2:Cassie's beautiful. Yeah, she was. Yeah, she beautiful.
Speaker 3:They got them tapes, you know, they just look and they're posted up, right.
Speaker 4:She listen to what's her name. She said motherfucker, she was asleep. Motherfucker, shut up, dig it up.
Speaker 2:man who, oh, jaguar, oh damn Jaguar yeah, Jaguar, Wright yeah. Hey, she been naming some oh yeah. She said she was asleep. Yeah, somebody was talking about that on another podcast. She been calling people out, she been talking shit and ain't nobody said nothing about it.
Speaker 4:She said motherfuckers ran the train on Destiny Child.
Speaker 3:What's Destiny Child? All of them, all of them.
Speaker 4:She said they ran the train on all of them. And videotaped. They got the tape.
Speaker 1:All drugged up which version?
Speaker 4:Just like.
Speaker 1:Kim Kardashian was all drugged up.
Speaker 4:You see that one when Ray J was putting their dick on that bitch no, not when Ray J was doing it Did he Did, he and Jay-Z.
Speaker 1:I ain't see that one, but there's a tape. I don't know, I don't know what to believe. Man, it could have been AI. You know what I'm saying. I don't know what to believe, no more so.
Speaker 3:I'd just be like whatever, when he said that I don't send that.
Speaker 2:You see, me sitting up here like what?
Speaker 4:I know another thing. I tell you what I know.
Speaker 3:If it's not on my reliable porn site.
Speaker 4:It ain't real. I got a very reliable one when.
Speaker 1:I type in celebrity that motherfucker don't come up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that ain't real. That shit ain't real god damn it, that motherfucker is shit, that motherfucker is shit. They got Nicki Minaj on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, nicki Minaj can go, nicki can go, we get it too, don't we?
Speaker 3:got a group chat.
Speaker 2:What on your ass, don't me Y'all sending me some bullshit. I've been trying to.
Speaker 1:Board that shit man, but then it's like you don't have Instagram, he don't have, I got Instagram.
Speaker 3:Was it you? He don't have nothing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've been trying to send it To the group and then I was like You're not on there, so if you're not on there, I can, I don't know how I got a little Instagram.
Speaker 4:I got Instagram. What's the other?
Speaker 3:What's the other. Just put the link in there.
Speaker 1:I know I'm gonna have to try To copy that shit. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do, I just be scrolling. I see it. I was like, oh shit, how in the hell Is it real? It's a scroll man. Why would I post that shit? So the internet Is undefeated, so ain't no way to know what's good.
Speaker 4:No Aria.
Speaker 2:She got a sex tape too.
Speaker 4:I don't know who that is oh damn, koochie Harry and the motherfucker Aria. That's the way I like it, you like Harry Koochie Shit.
Speaker 2:yeah, I had a Puerto Rican one time man.
Speaker 4:What's happening? Baby, I'm titty fed. Baby, I Like a Harry Coochie buddy, see, not me.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm going to tell y'all out there in podcast land, get that motherfucking comb in and shit and everything.
Speaker 1:You are welcome for this entertainment.
Speaker 4:Sometimes you have to braid just to get in there. That's crazy, that's a jungle nigga.
Speaker 3:Trim that shit back with a weed whacker.
Speaker 4:Full frist braid, he got a part.
Speaker 3:He got the braid going around. He got a full first braid going around.
Speaker 4:He got a little tail curled up like a mustache. That's why I like Japanese shit that motherfucker, that motherfucker's hair. Yeah, he got a little fro on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:But that motherfucker, their hair's so thin though yeah, a little fro on it, you can fire your way right through that jungle.
Speaker 4:Excuse me, it's kind of like the natives your way right through that jungle.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, it's kind of like the natives. They got thin hair too.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the natives. Oh yeah, they got no hair on that coochie Can't grow hair or something. Natives, that shit don't be hair at all.
Speaker 3:If it is, it's spotty. You said don't attach.
Speaker 4:My beard don't attach.
Speaker 1:Eight grader beard, you want that shit to graduate and turn into a real woman. You gotta fertilize it. You gotta go get some beard oil For that. You gotta fertilize. I got the beard oil, rogaine Beat out of there.
Speaker 4:With that little gun. Oh, there it goes.
Speaker 2:Trying to light it up. These cats is wild. Oh yeah, you can get a good barber.
Speaker 1:He can fix that right now. Hold on, get the card out so you can get a straight head.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's like when you watch some of them videos had that chalk line.
Speaker 4:Yeah. Then he hit him With the splice ball.
Speaker 2:Ah, dog, that's funny man, it's like when you watch some of them videos had that chalk line, yeah. Then he hit him with the slice ball Dog.
Speaker 4:that's funny.
Speaker 2:Man, hell yeah. Hey, the chicks can't get mad when the dudes roll up on them with our little bald heads and receding hairlines. Nah, bro, all that fake stuff, all that fake stuff that they do. I'm just saying, if any dude roll up on you With a fake, the fake hairline. And all this stuff is done up, all this stuff y'all done tricked us with With the eyelashes and the the booties or the Titties.
Speaker 1:The nipples, the titty enhancers.
Speaker 4:You can't get mad at that dude, I heard one of the best the push up bras. I heard one of the best Comebacks Ever. Okay, the dude, your push-up bras.
Speaker 2:I heard one of the best comebacks ever. Okay.
Speaker 4:The chick said a dude came up to her hey, little mama, let me holler at you. She said no, I got a man. He said why ain't your hair combed in? Your nails ain't done, your toes all fucked up? You got a man. Why that shit ain't done? She said she couldn't even Argue with him.
Speaker 1:You got a boy. Come on over here, let me treat you Like you supposed to be treated. You got a boyfriend, that's your problem.
Speaker 4:You need a man, she's just comfortable, oh shit.
Speaker 2:That's the problem.
Speaker 3:You need your woman To do all that Consistently.
Speaker 4:Man, you Look.
Speaker 3:You don hey, that's the problem.
Speaker 2:You need your woman to do all that consistently. Man, you look, you don't want your woman out there with a goddamn car.
Speaker 4:If that's the main chick, yeah, she need to be prettied up a little bit Prettied up, okay. Yeah, she's got to have French tips. The main chick man, yeah, you're right. French tip, it says I'm a little freaky, but not too much friendship.
Speaker 2:No, listen, when you draw that All white up on that bitch, it's a wrap. No, you don't have to have None of that. But what I'm saying is, man, your nails Better be manicured Even if it's no nail polish yeah. And your toenails Better be right too, yeah, they better not Be looking like mine and your hair better be combed.
Speaker 1:I ain't nobody talking to a woman like that this bitch work hard for the money, I mean if they all done up and all that you can't look at her and say she work hard.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean. God damn you in construction.
Speaker 1:Damn your toes stacked on top of each other. That's a hard day's work right there.
Speaker 4:You need to get you some of them. Motherfucking Wolverine boots. Get your feet out. You need to quit wearing them. Motherfucking sketches. I ain't work boots. Get you some Wolverines. Get you some real boots. Yeah, you gonna be in this field, can't have your toes all stacked up like that Shit. No, that's bad you know, what I mean, but they can say the same thing about us niggas, but then again I always would say like you know, this nigga ain't half half-nil-thirty, that's a working man.
Speaker 2:No, no, listen, hey, tell me you don't sit up here and nine times out of ten. You're not like groomed? What do you mean?
Speaker 3:I'm just saying Whenever you go out, you ain't gonna just go.
Speaker 4:Oh, you go out yeah.
Speaker 1:No shit, just like, just like whenever, whenever it goes.
Speaker 4:Like, even if you're not, even if you're not going, I see what you're saying, even if you're Some sense of Exactly, even if you're not, even if you're not going I see, even if you're exactly, even if you're not oh, I have like when I say clean shaved like, even if you don't have a fresh cut, yeah, you still look presentable. I don't keep you ain't out you ain't out there looking crazy I try to like.
Speaker 4:What I do is I go home make sure I wash dishes. That shit. That shit will clean the fuck out your nails.
Speaker 1:That don't want to get you that don't want to get you. That's the greaser, Ain't no joke bro.
Speaker 4:Right, because you know if you like to cook and shit you can't handle, fucked up nails, no, no, you can't. People come over and look at your nails like man, I ain't eating that shit. That's true.
Speaker 2:Definitely true.
Speaker 4:Them dirty ass. Did you wash your hands? This shit won't come clean. Please tell me you cook with gloves on. I'll be in that motherfucker with scotch brite.
Speaker 1:Have you ever had a?
Speaker 3:pedicure or manicure, yeah.
Speaker 1:Absolutely. I got daughters. Of course I've had it. I take them, I show them how they should be treated. And they, mama, I took them. All you like it? I got mine done too, yeah.
Speaker 4:I like it you like. Absolutely, I love my thing, my shit's fucked up though that bitch they call the whole crew over there. Look at them, motherfuckers and then they started talking in Vietnamese.
Speaker 1:yeah, then she said oh, you got nice muscle, start rubbing on my calf, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:You ever?
Speaker 1:been to Vietnam. You want to go? My ex-wife came in. She stopped talking to me. Then I was like, oh no, that's just my friend. We cool, that's my ex-wife, she ain't my wife.
Speaker 4:She said you fireman.
Speaker 1:I was like no, not even close. She was trying to get that tip. She was trying, she was trying to get me to Vietnam. He was going to kidnap me over there.
Speaker 4:She you been alright.
Speaker 3:You just had to eat a lot of fish she just wanted you to marry her so she could bring her family over here, eat a lot of fish, and goddamn cabbage Eat a lot of fish. She wanted you to marry her?
Speaker 1:Yeah, she had family to bring over man. That shit was.
Speaker 3:Make her legal.
Speaker 1:No, that's Thailand.
Speaker 2:Well, thailand. They tried to move me in. We just got canceled in Vietnam, where we going to? Next, I move to Thailand.
Speaker 1:I would move to Thailand too.
Speaker 4:Big right live in Thailand If.
Speaker 1:I hit the lottery, nigga, I'm definitely buying a house in Thailand, cause that's exactly Gonna be my second spot. You're going to get a mansion for $50,000. Man for real.
Speaker 4:Penthouse. I don't need a mansion Top floor. That means you're going to have guards and shit. No, I'm going to get me a nice cozy house. You don't want to stick out, that's the problem.
Speaker 2:We always want to stick out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't even have to be in a penthouse. Give me ten floors under the penthouse, get me a jeepney, I agree.
Speaker 3:Get me a tripe. I'm just saying, your money goes a lot longer over there, yeah, yeah absolutely A lot longer.
Speaker 4:Depends on where you're spending it.
Speaker 1:Man, I just man them dudes, I be watching them travel dudes grabbing them and shit. I was like them. Asians couldn't come grabbing me like that nigga. My nigga would've stayed hard the whole time I was over there.
Speaker 3:Hopefully they was girls.
Speaker 1:I know right. Hopefully they was girls. Yeah, you right, I forgot about the lady boys, oh yeah, with Alabama.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, they take the T-Bird away.
Speaker 1:Whole blocks of them. They was bad, bad.
Speaker 4:Them motherfuckers Looking like, all of them Looking like school girls, we'll have fun, until they take the T-Bird away For real. When they take the T-Bird away, hey, we good Fuck that. You little Benny boys. Shit, nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, let me see your throat. Let me see your throat.
Speaker 4:They won't fuck with you though.
Speaker 2:They know who to fuck with they know who I fuck with.
Speaker 4:They know who. I don't know how they know, but they know Gay people know, just like gay.
Speaker 1:People know. They know your ass ain't gay. It's like, man, I ain't fuck with you. You need to knock me off.
Speaker 4:They see a gay man.
Speaker 2:oh yeah, we do not condone knocking out gay folks.
Speaker 4:Nah, you can't now. They're the motherfucker Fight just as good as we fight. Fight just as good as you do nigga they mean to put you in the arm bar.
Speaker 3:Get your ass whooped, stay in shape.
Speaker 4:You grab one of them motherfuckers, you get your ass whooped.
Speaker 1:They are in good shape. Surprise, nigga.
Speaker 4:Surprise Now your ass locked up.
Speaker 1:What's she got to do about gay people?
Speaker 4:I'll tell you, ever since Zoolander came out, that nigga had me in the arm, bro you saw it, I had to tap out nigga he gonna break my shit. Hey, I'll tell you, ever since the movie Zoolander came out they been whooping ass, you remember. Zoolander oh yeah, I been whooping ass. You remember, zoolander? Oh yeah, I can't turn left.
Speaker 3:What if a flamboyant gay dude like the totally flamboyant one was like it's still?
Speaker 2:a dude, though it's still a dude. It's still a dude, I know.
Speaker 1:I know, nigga, you're 205 pounds, nigga's 6, two.
Speaker 3:Okay, he's still a dude. Yeah, that's true, he's still a dude. You're going to get knocked out like a dude too, because I'm coming in like Tyson, nigga You're going to see me like this I'm talking about once he knock your ass.
Speaker 1:Hey, he's just a good dude, he knocked me out.
Speaker 2:You got knocked out by like a little chick.
Speaker 4:I'd be like Not by one, by what? No, by the gay dude. By the gay dude, because you know that's going to be.
Speaker 1:You got a lot of shit at risk while you sleep down, you might take your booty off. Nigga, wake up with a dick in his mouth. Hey nigga, wake your ass up.
Speaker 4:You my bitch for real now. The thing is, you can't even go to the police. This has gone completely off the rails. What are you going to do this nigga raped me, you can't even go to the police. Oh shit, you got to take that shit to the grave. I was violated.
Speaker 1:I was violated and they taped it. I can't go home now. My wife won't respect me.
Speaker 4:You got to take that shit to the grave, bro, Until you find a way to kill it. Oh man, I don't know how you're going to do it bro Until you find a way to kill it. I don't know how you're going to do it, but you better find a goddamn way. And I don't kill the gay people, but goddamn.
Speaker 2:Murder for hire plot. You ain't killing a gay person. You're just trying to kill a person that beat you up.
Speaker 4:And raped you.
Speaker 2:And raped you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and that he ain't got to be gay. Puffy wasn like me.
Speaker 2:Thank you.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Hey, tell me this why, in the entertainment industry or when you get so much money I don't think you can you can give me All the money in the world why? And it's still not going to make me, it's not going to take me out of my character. No, it's not. I ain't going to sit up here and be like, oh, I'm going to start sitting up here doing like cocaine and drinking.
Speaker 2:I mean you're going to do what you normally do, but I'm sitting up here like what in the hell? So I guess these dudes done had so much sex? I mean because I know they done had a lot. I mean you're a very powerful person. You can almost have it just like whoever you want. Exactly so you done had so much sex to just bore. Yeah, now that you bore, so now you want to start doing it?
Speaker 4:Yeah, you just just find some other species to fuck with.
Speaker 3:So I think, I thought the fuck with. I think I thought I think it's more of a power complex than anything, I don't know.
Speaker 4:I just think that they like men all the time.
Speaker 3:Oh no, yeah, no, I think, I think so you think he just like doing it to dudes in the booty? No, what was that? I think he likes men. Yeah, remember, so do you think? So you think any?
Speaker 2:dudes had did it to him in the booty or you think he was always pitching, he definitely remember king of harlem he definitely caught it.
Speaker 1:Right, Wasn't that his dad?
Speaker 4:Bucks yeah his dad was a driver. Right, his dad was a driver, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I think he might have seen something when he was little. Remember when he used to say he used to have them dudes violated. Whenever they'd fuck up, he had Big Dick Willie come in and smash them and get all the information out of them.
Speaker 3:See, he saw that shit and he was just traumatized. Something like that. Something like that happened Again. Like I said, I think he's in the dudes, but I think it's a power complex, Of course.
Speaker 4:It's definitely a power complex To make a straight dude do some gay shit.
Speaker 3:That ain't happening.
Speaker 1:For fame and money. I don't give no fuck, nigga. I'm a pole motherfucker now. I'm going to be a pole motherfucker when I die. Fuck you the booty hole gonna be intact oh well, like for somebody to like offer you money.
Speaker 2:Hey, you suck my dick, nigga.
Speaker 1:I'll give you $10 million, Nigga get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:I'm cool.
Speaker 1:I'm cool, just get down there and do it. Nigga, get down there, we're gonna sell 10 million records and throw my integrity out the window.
Speaker 2:Be like ah yeah, I don't really, that's another thing, I mean, if you like that y'all go ahead, but I don't really rock out like that.
Speaker 4:I'm trying to figure out how.
Speaker 2:Now, if you won't bring your lady over here, we can I mean, your lady can do something.
Speaker 4:How do celebrities, superstars and all the famous people all fucking the same people? I don't get that, because I don't understand that either.
Speaker 2:Video vixens.
Speaker 4:Just like Snoop said when you say, hey, this bitch is bad, you got to try that bitch.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, but I see that. But we're talking about dating, right, we're talking about dating. Now here's my thing how many times, dude, dude, remember? One chick got a baby by like three people? And they all rich and like Bow Wow, bow Wow Future.
Speaker 4:And.
Speaker 2:I think, somebody else, hey man.
Speaker 1:So they all get around Just like motherfucking, poor women do.
Speaker 2:No, I get that, but here's my thing. But why?
Speaker 4:Yeah, what you mean but, why?
Speaker 2:Okay, so listen, if she got a baby like this nigga why you gonna cut her up. Right, so you want her up in a Now, it ain't no.
Speaker 1:I don't know that nigga.
Speaker 2:No, you do know. No, you know they talking about me. Yeah, we ain't talking about just some cat, you see, right? Or like you see, like, oh, this is one of my boy's chicks, oh, yeah, and then you smash. I don't know.
Speaker 1:It's 20-0,. You know, yeah, man, I don't know, man, that's not my character. I don't want to sit up here.
Speaker 3:That's not my character and talk to your or hitting her, it's all the same. Women running those crowds and they all be getting pregnant by this, okay look, they're friends so they're not really friends, then Okay, look, let's talk about it Because it's loyalty you got loyalty. I understand what you're saying, why you want to mess with that same chick.
Speaker 2:Look, let's say Drea.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Drea Michelle is a very, very beautiful woman. She'll be banned from the NBA If one of you dudes sat up here and brought her to the podcast next week and be like this, my boo thing, I'm going to dap you up. I'd be like nigga. Damn Good job Right, but you in the NBA, nfl or whatever and you bring her and be like this, my chick. I'm like, come on really man.
Speaker 1:She belong to the streets.
Speaker 4:I mean, you know they got her. She mess with her, she mess with the whole team she mess with Chris Brown, tyron Taylor maybe that's what it is so they be like let me try, let me try, let me try. She got baby by him.
Speaker 2:But listen, but the thing is, it's one thing, about Trying it. But there's another thing About Like dang, yeah, they booing these chicks up. That's what we're saying, okay.
Speaker 4:We ain't just talking about Like a smashing, smashing dash, right you?
Speaker 1:know we talking about. No, they booing these chicks. Well, excuse me For the misunderstanding.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and if you gonna, if you gonna do one of them Like that you gotta go in the back. That way you don't get pregnant, oh my god.
Speaker 1:Or just come in her mouth.
Speaker 4:And you good, but she might put it In a In a vice. Then Shoot it up in there, suit her strong. I don't.
Speaker 2:Okay, now. So you telling me, y'all been in stores, malls and all that stuff. Now you know, we're fortunate to live in a place To where, I mean, we all know. There is some very good looking women, very beautiful women, all shapes, sizes, colors, right, white, black, I mean, you name it Short tall Mexican. Chinese, Mexican, Chinese, Dominican, Puerto Rican, Cuban.
Speaker 4:Colombian.
Speaker 2:You got it, but I'm going to say this Italian. It's a whole bunch of them, but what I'm saying is but what I'm saying is so you're going to sit up here, but what I'm saying is so you're going to sit up here and now you play for the, you play for the San Diego Padres. Dude, you can just walk right across the parking lot to the Target and find you something up in there right, I'm in and out of targets all the time and I see, well, you know, like I say, she ain't.
Speaker 2:And if you really, bougie, go to AJ's. I like to consider myself, you know, I do consider myself an ex-athlete. So I still say I still have like athlete vision. You know, when you see a chick be oh damn that look like a entertainer or athletes chick or something, maybe seeing these chicks all around and you, but you don't know who they are. But you want to sit up here and go talk to a chick that been ran through all of us by 10, by 10 other dudes and you're on your team.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, team, yeah, yeah, I don't get it, dog, I don't either. It's like being the last guy on the train, but you see exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like being.
Speaker 4:It's like the last guy on the train, right, right.
Speaker 1:You, the caboose nigga, you gonna marry.
Speaker 4:You the caboose, then you hey.
Speaker 1:Man, that's what it is.
Speaker 2:Some people fall in love with the jump off, like you said.
Speaker 3:it just cracks me up. Like you said, it'd be the same chick but five different dudes.
Speaker 1:Hey, she got some incredible game Right. I get that, I understand that, but listen.
Speaker 2:But if I'm that dude, wait, listen, oh, go ahead. If I'm that dude, I'm not.
Speaker 3:I mean this is me. I, I mean this is me. I'm not looking at her. I'm like, oh yeah, she's a beautiful woman, but we're going to get an average, not average, but someone that no one knows.
Speaker 2:But you can say that, no, we ain't going to say average we're just saying like an everyday woman. I can say average because we poe Well everyday woman yeah.
Speaker 4:You can get an everyday woman when you poe, but there's beautiful, gorgeous, everyday women out there. There ain't too many beautiful, gorgeous poe motherfuckers out there, but there's some out there.
Speaker 1:And there might be some out there that try to be with you for your money and you got to decipher between those and the girls. That's already there. Those are the chicks that are already there. Those chicks, they should already have money, though, because they're just like oh, oh, yeah, she got a baby by him and him, so she already got money, so she's set, let me go ahead and fuck with her. Maybe that's what they're thinking. I have no idea, bro.
Speaker 2:I have no idea. These dudes. It's crazy though.
Speaker 1:They must be telling each other some good stories, but they should have banned them, old bitches from the NBA.
Speaker 4:You don't come in here, fucking no, kid, yokes, kid age. We've been watching this nigga since high school.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4:That's some perverted shit. That is.
Speaker 1:Hey that's some statutory rape.
Speaker 4:Imagine with me that's some reverse statutory rape. And. I'm watching a girl at 15 years old and I wait until she get in the WNBA and shit and this can't be real.
Speaker 2:I've been playing to this shit. That's some sick shit. Hey, read this, dog. I know this is fake.
Speaker 4:That's some sick shit though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know that's fake If you think about it. Oh my goodness, what is it.
Speaker 3:Because she talked to Jalen. Green Dre Michelle believes.
Speaker 2:Bronny James is her soulmate Bronny.
Speaker 3:What, yeah, she said, dre. Michelle believes Bronny James is her son oh my God.
Speaker 1:Seriously.
Speaker 4:She might be she a pedophile and when she get done with Bronny she going to go to Bryce Motherfucking pedophile.
Speaker 3:The younger the dick, the better, see You're a pedophile bro?
Speaker 1:I don't know, See, I would never I don't understand, I would never.
Speaker 4:I don't see it, god damn it, come for me. You're a motherfucking pedophile.
Speaker 2:How old is?
Speaker 3:Trey.
Speaker 4:Michelle About what 39 or some shit. She that old? Yeah, bitch, probably 40 something. Jaylene Green Just turned 22. How you gonna allow yourself To get pregnant About a 22 year old?
Speaker 3:motherfucker 39. Yeah, you right Damn.
Speaker 4:And your son the same age as this nigga.
Speaker 3:Right Cause she was with. She was with Jalen Brown or Green, right yeah, for a little bit he was.
Speaker 4:No, she asked who she with.
Speaker 3:That's who she's with right now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I thought she was Jalen Green. She had the baby by him.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, oh my, but are they still together?
Speaker 4:Why wouldn't they be? He better be he finna get hit with Piazza port Like he wouldn't believe 17 year. Age gap, but these I feel like Her son Was 17, 18, something like that man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like he brought her over and smashed his mom and was like man.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just like August, and.
Speaker 3:Stina and shit. That's crazy, man. My thing is I mean I can understand. She's a very beautiful woman.
Speaker 4:And I can't blame her for hitting that cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's a very beautiful woman, and you can't tell me as a kid, y'all didn't have at least one teacher.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, my auntie.
Speaker 3:Oh, dang, my best friend's mom.
Speaker 4:My auntie, oh dang, my best friend's mom, my uncle's wife.
Speaker 3:See that one was fine. Yeah, it's like that's the point.
Speaker 4:Anyway. But yeah, all I'm saying is is that there should be some kind of like thing. Like you know, you got the rookie, rookie camps and they should be advised, they should have a picture of all the groupies and shit.
Speaker 1:And saying picture of all them, groupies and shit. Y'all need to avoid these women. We're circling.
Speaker 4:Don't say avoid them, because you say avoid them your first thing they're going to do is go right there Right. Just beware. Just have them on the wall and say look, and then have their stats.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 4:Seven babies five babies three babies by so-and-so. Five babies, four baby daddies. You know that kind babies, three babies by so and so Five babies, four baby daddies. What was?
Speaker 3:that scene Three babies, two baby daddies Was Omar Epson loving basketball right. Yeah, and they had the scene and was it the dad or the uncle was talking to him about when he get to the NBA. All these women was going to be chasing after him. Y'all remember that scene.
Speaker 4:It might have been his mama. It was his dad or his step was going to be chasing after him. Y'all remember that scene. I think that might have been his mama telling him that.
Speaker 3:No, it was his dad. His dad, yeah, or his step or his grandpa or someone.
Speaker 4:It was his dad.
Speaker 3:His dad was telling him, like you know when you get to the NBA, all these women are going to be chasing after you and all that. But yeah, I mean they probably do have that, joe, what you're talking about.
Speaker 4:I don't think they have it.
Speaker 3:I'm sure they do. They probably got an app for that Well anyway, let me go through my app.
Speaker 4:They should have a motherfucking wall, Like you know.
Speaker 2:Stay away from these women.
Speaker 3:No, you can't tell me that, because they'll do it or she's not with Jalen Green anymore. No, she is, she is right, I'm just saying Listen. I think this is clickbait, See they told me Dude that's a NBA central.
Speaker 2:Nah, that can't be real. I think this is fake.
Speaker 4:Huh, they told me not to go down Messiah's side street and don't do this. What's the first thing we do? Go down Messiah's side street and get some motherfucking opium. You're hard-headed, that's why you did it. It's bad. Don't drink this. It's got opium in it. Hey, give me one of those.
Speaker 3:So you was one of those kids Opposite, so you was told Not to do something you did it.
Speaker 4:I don't do shit I was made to do when I was a kid. I'm gonna tell you that right now.
Speaker 3:I wasn't one of those.
Speaker 4:I'm being honest, but I don't do none of that shit. Do what Shit you made to do when you was a kid. I don't do none of that shit Period.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, I'd never go to church Eat broccoli. You do everything else.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't do none of that shit, but you told a grown man not to go down Masai Street.
Speaker 3:You went down Masai.
Speaker 4:Street. Yeah, he said, don't stick your dick in that hole in the wall either.
Speaker 2:Oh hell.
Speaker 3:Wait, hold up, did you stick?
Speaker 4:your dick in the wall.
Speaker 1:No, I was kind of scared of that one. I don't know what's on the other side.
Speaker 2:I was kind of scared of that one I'm like okay, we done got rated, that's right.
Speaker 4:That and the banana. I didn't eat the banana either and the banana. I didn't eat the banana either.
Speaker 3:Okay, good who shit is that that's Joe's Uh-oh, uh-oh, we already had one phone go off, that's two.
Speaker 2:I'm the producer, though I got to keep mine on, just in case I was waiting on Michael Jordan to call.
Speaker 3:We're going to have a phone jar. You know, michael Jordan is a special invited guest.
Speaker 2:You can turn your phone off. He ain't coming, he ain't gonna never call, he ain't coming.
Speaker 4:Hello Michael.
Speaker 3:Damn it, daddy, get off the phone. Michael Jordan might be calling.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna surprise y'all one day I'm gonna have Michael.
Speaker 4:Jordan call.
Speaker 2:Damn it.
Speaker 3:Tell me.
Speaker 4:I'm asking what's going on with the visor here? That motherfucker be red one week and yellow the next week Shit.
Speaker 2:We ain't going to get no gas man, I know man. Joe didn't talk about that.
Speaker 4:You didn't talk, man, I'm just saying when I see on TV man, you didn't talk about the Rainbow Warriors when he was crying, no, you can't have them on there. I gave them props. Knock them motherfuckers out. Shit, fuck, that kind of shit is that. And they'll knock you the fuck out. They will knock you out, fuck one of them motherfuckers. You want to? I ain't messing with them, shit.
Speaker 3:I got them motherfuckers in my family Rainbow warriors.
Speaker 4:Shit motherfuckers In my family Rainbow orange Shit Motherfuckers. Six fold 250 goddamn pounds. Nigga, you gonna hurt One of them. Little white boys. You keep fucking with them, motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:Oh, my lord, oh my god.
Speaker 4:Big old motherfucker, you shit.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, see, see, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3:How we gonna get cancelled From a podcast Yo we do, I think we're.
Speaker 2:Don't, you, don't lie Y'all know what Spotify going to be like yeah.
Speaker 4:We might not be back next week? Shit, as long as you don't lie, goddammit, that's what I was told.
Speaker 3:I do not know Apple Music going to be like.
Speaker 2:Y'all going to have to tone it down just a little bit.
Speaker 4:I know I didn't even drink yet. No, I did, I did. I had two shots of tequila. What's in that cup now? I just had two shots of tequila.
Speaker 3:That ain't shit.
Speaker 2:It was Blanco. Weak shit, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Blanco weak shit.
Speaker 2:Man.
Speaker 4:It's been triple filtered. Yeah Gotta get the fucking extra or resposada you gotta go to Mexico no, you can get resposada anywhere, man, as long as they say that on there you good, that's smooth, that's the good stuff. Age five years? There's some the plant or something. Five and then extra, you know, is like seven years, eight years, some shit like that. Whew Interesting.
Speaker 3:That's good stuff.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Did you watch the WNBA finals? No, you weren't here last week. No, I didn't watch the WNBA finals. And that last game, boy, that last game was good Listen, they should not have called that foul.
Speaker 2:I know that. No, they shouldn not have called that foul.
Speaker 4:I know that, no, they shouldn't have called it.
Speaker 2:Who won the game? Liberty Liberty. They should not have called that foul. That was not a foul, that was hey they reviewed it.
Speaker 4:They have a tendency to do that all the time, duh.
Speaker 3:They wanted the Liberty to win. Yeah, they wanted Liberty to win, just like they wanted the Rams to win last night.
Speaker 2:So now, who do we? Oh yeah, I heard.
Speaker 3:I'm not saying that Like they want, patrick.
Speaker 2:Mahomes to win every week. Right.
Speaker 4:I don't know how that motherfucker winning bro. He just win I don't know how he do it. All they do is win, win, win. No matter what, I don't know, they got D-Hop now, though.
Speaker 2:Now they going to lose, hey, as long as long as they win when they count dog, that's all that shit. Definitely ain't nobody going undefeated.
Speaker 1:Who are they about to play Cincinnati?
Speaker 2:I think they play the Raiders.
Speaker 1:Oh no, they winning. Wait Cincinnati playing who? Hey the?
Speaker 2:Raiders play good against the Chiefs.
Speaker 4:Cincinnati plays? God damn it, girl. I think they play. Hey, you don't even know how to turn. You don't know how to turn your stuff on silent.
Speaker 3:huh, these are people calling me, and got a minute calling me, hey, you might as well answer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, go ahead, talk to them on the phone. Hey, baby, how you doing.
Speaker 4:What's up, man?
Speaker 2:My name is Joe.
Speaker 4:What's going on, man? What you at? I'm at a podcast right now. What's going on? What you up to. Let's see if they say something crazy Early in the morning.
Speaker 3:Okay, this is great radio right here.
Speaker 2:This is great radio. We letting y'all in on everything, right there, steve going, let's not the restroom Steve's drunk Do we got to fart?
Speaker 3:Ain't like much got to do.
Speaker 4:That good you know how that is. Yeah, you fart like that.
Speaker 2:I mean, you can do all that stuff on here.
Speaker 4:It don't make no difference, depends on how good it is.
Speaker 2:We just made jokes about it. If it wasn't them.
Speaker 4:30 second ones. Your phone go off or whatever. You know how that goes. You want them 30 second ones. You in a relationship, yeah. Now that's funny. Yeah, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:You in a relationship, then you better check your drawers after that one.
Speaker 4:No for real Motherfucking relationship. He finally farted in front of me. I love him.
Speaker 2:What would you do if your girl farted in front of you? Would you boo-boo in front of your girl? Huh, I'm asking this cat. I'm asking this cat why you, these niggas.
Speaker 1:These niggas. These niggas Just started laughing.
Speaker 4:You asking me yeah. Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Me neither Never do that Nah, never ever you crazy man.
Speaker 1:Fuck that I got shit. I got shit. I'm taking the shit Nigga. I don't care who that is, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2:You gonna take a dump and she's just sitting in the bathroom. I don't give no fuck.
Speaker 4:If we was married or something, I'd probably do it. Nigga, I live with you.
Speaker 2:No, I'm saying no, I live with you, you, in my house I'm still saying nigga, I walk around the house naked.
Speaker 1:If I got to take a shit, I go take a shit. It's my house.
Speaker 2:I said I can't do it. Yeah, you can do that, I'm not watching it. Y'all live together.
Speaker 4:They just visiting? No, if they just visiting, no.
Speaker 2:We talking no, yeah, in my apartment we talking about your boo time.
Speaker 1:You over my house, you at my house.
Speaker 3:I got to take a shit. You got to go, boo-boo, I'll be like damn.
Speaker 1:I got to take a shit man, I'll be right back. We're going to the movies, hold on.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no no. I'm talking about no they sitting in the bathroom, you just sitting on the toilet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm talking do that.
Speaker 2:Would you watch her boo-boo?
Speaker 1:Yeah, she got a shit and I need to sit there and talk about something. I'll sit right there and talk to her.
Speaker 2:I can't do that.
Speaker 1:I can't. I got a phobia. I got a boo-boo phobia. He said I got a focus, no.
Speaker 4:I said I got a phobia.
Speaker 3:I. I've got a boo-boo phobia. Your shit smell worth the money what you been eating. Like man. We can't be in a relationship no more.
Speaker 2:You know sometimes you sit up here and you walk into the bathroom. You be like damn, I can't believe I eat her ass.
Speaker 1:He's like damn girl.
Speaker 2:Like what the hell is inside them guts Coming in hot.
Speaker 3:I know we ain't going to do no more man.
Speaker 4:We didn't put that out the window. Scratch that off the list, I mean you know. That's why you.
Speaker 2:You ain't eating that washing boo-boo. Just saying like she all clean. But when you smell, and then you sit up here and you start thinking start thinking Don't get in the shower here, we gonna have.
Speaker 4:You need an enema, like man.
Speaker 1:That's why you keep the pouch on the shower, on the shower here, that old douche bag, yeah, that old douche bag.
Speaker 3:Stab that motherfucker Up in there. What are?
Speaker 4:we talking about All cleaned up. You too young For the douche bag. I don't know about it, my age to have one of them.
Speaker 2:Too young for the douche bag. How we, out of control.
Speaker 1:I ain't know what it was until I was about 10 or 12. I was playing with it.
Speaker 4:On TV. They have them like a hot cold bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the same shit, right the same shit.
Speaker 2:You put hot water in there. You use it as an ice bag. You put it on. Oh, hold on, I got to have that. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know what the fuck that was. Yeah you're a motherfucker.
Speaker 4:I didn't know it was douche bag man. What the fuck is this? Are you serious? Can?
Speaker 1:you imagine the trauma. You stuck this up your booty.
Speaker 3:Oh man, it's like the videos I've been seeing.
Speaker 4:The trauma. Man you watching that? My mama fucked me up, man. What's the video?
Speaker 3:I've been seeing lately my mama fucked me up buying super dupas. On IG. Hey bro, oh man I was talking about super dupas and they in the purple bag right yeah.
Speaker 1:Them super dupas that you get from the hospital after you have a baby. That fucked me all up. I was like God.
Speaker 4:Dang that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Look like diapers From the navel all the way to the back, to the spine.
Speaker 4:You go in there and get a bag of them, motherfuckers look like a bag of diapers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, shit, that came away. Now you go get a box bag in the motherfucker, look like a bag of diapers.
Speaker 4:Yeah, shit, that came away. Now you go get a box like this here, yeah that motherfucker used to be in a bag, just like diapers. Yep, big ass pack.
Speaker 1:Give me them supers, give me some supers.
Speaker 4:I was like oh man why I gotta go kill One in a purple bag right there.
Speaker 1:See your mama she was nice to you, my mom. I was the oldest so I had to be the most responsible. Go and get me them, Supers. I need two packs of them and hurry up, Bring back my change. I need the receipt too. I'll be like dang, Can't even get no now Can't even get no. I know Can't even get no Snickers. I'm up there trying to hurry up and get one.
Speaker 4:I want the pineapple. You who was Five cents. Yup man, I wouldn't trade it For the world. Man them damn penny cookies. I ate some of them. I can't eat none. Now. I can't eat cookies now. I ate some of them. Motherfuckers growing up, I'm serious Shit. You get man. As soon as you Trade some bottles in Right, you collect the bottles.
Speaker 1:Collect the bottles, get about 50 cents, then you go in there About 50 goddamn cookies.
Speaker 2:All right, I just did that. My thing was just candy.
Speaker 4:I just go get a bunch of penny candy 50 fucking cookies bro.
Speaker 1:Yep, I went to the penny candy store I just get the penny candy.
Speaker 4:You ain't want to share them until you have to eat them all before you get home.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's why you traumatized C. That's why.
Speaker 3:Oh shoot, it's Halloween this week. Yeah week Halloween parties this weekend.
Speaker 1:Thought y'all knew Uh-oh, where's the Halloween party at Everywhere my boy's house. Who dressing up? I'm dressing up as Captain Obvious.
Speaker 4:The black version Captain Obvious. Captain Obvious.
Speaker 3:I never got into Halloween.
Speaker 2:Halloween, my favorite.
Speaker 3:For real. Hell yeah, I mean as a kid, but as an adult.
Speaker 1:I'm like yeah, alright, man, just go to parties.
Speaker 2:So you want to go to, you gotta go to parties to see the sluts. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:That's what the girls do. The girls want to slut themselves out oh. I agree, man, fuck that. I was like. This is when the real bitches come out. That's how you can tell a real freak or not she's a real freak. Oh, that bitch over there, she faking them goddamn catsuit. Yeah them catsuits with the motherfucking tiger tails?
Speaker 4:Yeah, but you know she a freak if she got the horse tail hey.
Speaker 1:She, she might even have a butt plug in it. Right, she might even have a butt plug With a horse tail on that motherfucker.
Speaker 4:She spank me, baby, spank me. They gonna walk like a horse.
Speaker 1:You got it dawgs. They gonna listen to this episode.
Speaker 3:I mean no. Yes, sir, no sir, this is the thing you have to. They gonna listen to this episode.
Speaker 1:I mean no Shit. Yes, sir, no sir, this is the thing you have to. I mean, I know y'all hear that shit. It's like a beacon call Every fucking Halloween. You already know that bitch want some attention. She want some attention.
Speaker 4:Go on, give it to her. Then just say if you with somebody, you see them walk by, you be like Right, no, she shouldn't have wore that Right.
Speaker 2:She ought to be shamed herself.
Speaker 3:I can't believe she got that on. Man, you want one. You wear that suit way better than her.
Speaker 1:You can wear that suit way better than her. Come on, I'm going to get you one. What size you wear, you look like a medium. That's about your size.
Speaker 4:Oh man, I'm going to tell you, I was in the gym and I seen this little Chubby girl in there.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Let me tell you that, motherfucker round bro, she was doing some Kung fu shit. She was doing some Kung fu shit, bro. Okay, I ain't never seen no shit like that this motherfucker Jumping through her legs and all kinds of shit. I was like what the fuck is this? I ain't bullshitting man. I wish I could have recorded it, bro. I ain't never seen no shit like that.
Speaker 4:You should have recorded it, you know how she did a lunge right, yeah, right, and bring her feet All the way up to her hands. Then she bring the other leg Up through the motherfucker Like kick. I said what the fuck?
Speaker 1:That couldn't even work out.
Speaker 4:I was just sitting there watching that motherfucking amazement and she round like a motherfucking car tire. Wow she was limber, she was limber man.
Speaker 1:Yes, sir.
Speaker 4:That motherfucker was up in there doing them goddamn leg raises and splits all at the same time. Like good lord See.
Speaker 1:Joe was like yes, sir.
Speaker 4:You know, yes, sir. Man, I said man.
Speaker 3:Starry eyes. She threw your workout off.
Speaker 4:That's a flat in the hood man I'm talking about she. Would I like them round like that? I know. I know you do See my man right there that motherfucker been like five feet tall, that my man right there, that motherfucker been like five feet tall.
Speaker 3:That's the Michelin killer. Was she two something? No, she wasn't that big, oh, so she couldn't do nothing.
Speaker 4:She wasn't two something.
Speaker 2:Hey, who heard that? You know all them clips? Y'all be sending some clips on the little group text and the one dude said you got to be two, something to do something.
Speaker 3:That's why I asked.
Speaker 4:That's King George right there, baby.
Speaker 2:That shit is so funny man.
Speaker 4:King George coming with that shit. I ain't be coming, you got to be too something if you want to do something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you said that Joe. No, King George is a song man. Yeah, yeah, you said that.
Speaker 1:A little weight don't bother me. 150, 160 and under. A little weight don't bother me. 150, 160 and under.
Speaker 4:A little weight don't bother me.
Speaker 1:It don't bother me, it's just, I got to be ready for the workout. If I ain't want to work out, I'll be like, oh, fuck, all that, not a stretch, I don't feel like working out. I was like, oh, put on my theme song Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Then I'm like I'm about to go to work. There you go, the man right here. The man right here, take my stuff out, then you know it's on. Then I don't give a fuck how big shit you put my theme song on.
Speaker 3:She know If I get one more damn political text, I swear.
Speaker 1:I swear Lock the motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:Nobody's going to know you voted for Trump. Damn, listen, we don't get.
Speaker 2:We don't get political on this show how you bust a nigga out like that I mean just saying we know you rich.
Speaker 3:I ain't voting for Trump.
Speaker 1:You want no tax breaks. I seen that bobble head on your dash.
Speaker 2:That red hat in his dashboard.
Speaker 3:Make.
Speaker 2:America great again.
Speaker 3:Oh man, come on, we ain't getting political no. Y'all watch starting five yet I'm on episode three.
Speaker 2:What's that about Six or?
Speaker 1:seven Starting five. I don't watch that shit, man it's.
Speaker 2:LeBron. Tatum, tatum, yeah, edwards't watch that shit man. It's LeBron Tatum, tatum, yeah, edwards, yeah, I like that stuff. It's interesting.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was pretty cool yeah.
Speaker 2:Kind of see the family dynamic and everything Come on.
Speaker 3:Anthony.
Speaker 1:Edwards All-star, starting five or something.
Speaker 3:No, it's just.
Speaker 2:LeBron, it's just like a documentary.
Speaker 4:It's.
Speaker 2:Just following them around. Yeah, that's cool Showing their workouts, showing them with their families and stuff. Yeah, it's pretty good it's showing the human side of Cause. You know, everybody just think Athletes are just so robotic, like they don't, like they just go out and play and then that's it, and they got families and problems and oh yeah, just like Kobe.
Speaker 1:Kobe, get up early in the morning and leave, come back home, get the girls off to school.
Speaker 2:You know Already practiced four hours yeah. Go back and practice again. That shit is crazy. Why they ask it would probably be great.
Speaker 1:Go back and practice again Four more hours. I'll be like man that's the life.
Speaker 4:What the fuck she do.
Speaker 1:Who that?
Speaker 4:Your wife, what she do? She doing all that Unless she wanna do that.
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't know bro.
Speaker 4:She helped out, unless she wanna do that.
Speaker 1:Bro, I don't know man, I'm just saying he did a lot.
Speaker 2:We gonna cut this short.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I know what he did.
Speaker 2:Before we get canceled, what's the movie Venom?
Speaker 3:Oh, that's out this week. Yeah, venom.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I gotta go see that. I saw it. You saw it already. Yeah, fuck you man Last night.
Speaker 4:What move is that? Did you mute me already?
Speaker 1:Venom nigga.
Speaker 2:Venom, Venom okay, yeah, venom the last, the last dance, the last dance.
Speaker 1:It's the last dance, or the?
Speaker 2:last. I'all know we don't fact check nothing.
Speaker 1:I know Venom Smile too, I saw that that was some bullshit. Nigga, hey, don't say nothing, that was some bullshit, I'm just letting you know, I got to see the first one first, though.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's good, I like it, I got to go. Hey, that's actually how. Because I was like I'm sitting here, I'm like, oh, you know what, let me go check out Smile, because I got to talk about it on the podcast. Right, I go.
Speaker 1:So the Smile that they're showing now is the first Smile.
Speaker 2:No, that's the second one.
Speaker 1:But the Smile 2.
Speaker 2:That's Smile 2. Oh, it's one just called Smile yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, is that related to Smile?
Speaker 2:2?.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm all confused.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you gotta watch the first one.
Speaker 1:I saw Smile and I was just like okay, this some bullshit. Then I saw Smile 1. I already saw Smile 1 like a while ago when it came out. So what? They rerunning it now.
Speaker 3:No, they, I saw it up there. I saw Smile.
Speaker 1:It just said Smile. It didn't say the two was cut off.
Speaker 2:You know how it is sometimes it was cut off it could have been like that I don't know about, because I'm going to the theater and give me some little popcorn always love my popcorn eat uh some mike and ike shout out to mike and ike shout out to shout out.
Speaker 4:Like a plan, it's like the slurpingalicious Going to the movies.
Speaker 2:It's Candy Gummies.
Speaker 1:What was that?
Speaker 2:at. There's probably a couple other movies out, right, but let me see what else. Let's see what else is out Venom.
Speaker 1:I'm going to see that tomorrow. Yeah, you know the big one is Venom. Yeah, I'm definitely going to see that. I know that came out Conclave yeah, I want to see Conclave.
Speaker 3:That's the one about the church, church.
Speaker 1:Yeah, is it scary? No, but it's like drama. It's about the Pope.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Wild Robot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're right, it's just Smile 2. So maybe you know they had it playing in two different theaters or something yeah, that's probably it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was just cut off, yeah.
Speaker 1:I was like man, I'm confused. They got a real pain here.
Speaker 2:The one Shirai was saying the conclave, they got, oh, you know what, what Hold up, I just thought about this. The one with oh, what's my? Oh, damn it, what's my dude's name? Hugh Hugh Grant I always call it blueberry pie.
Speaker 4:I saw the previews of that. That's how the preview is at that. Shit look crazy. What is it? That's the one where it's like ooh the Apprentice? No, it's called Heteric Heretic.
Speaker 2:Heretic. It's called Heretic, heretic, dude, that's out Tote man.
Speaker 4:See, you know what they got him looking crazy, don't they Bruh he's supposed to be the clean cut handsome guy, that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Looking crazy bro Dog. So I guess it's about. You know. People come knock at your door or whatever and they, you know, going to spread the word, and the two young. I keep calling it Blueberry pie, cause I think they say Something about blueberry pie, so I keep calling it Blueberry Pie. Because I think they say something about Blueberry Pie, so I keep calling it Blueberry Pie. It is called. How do you say it?
Speaker 4:Heretic.
Speaker 2:So he invites them in, and then the shenanigans start. Oh damn, they don't know whose house they in right now. Damn it, I forgot that. That was out you don't know that one. Freak mother, you don. I forgot that that was out. I don't know that one Freak mother. No See, I don't know what that's from.
Speaker 3:When does Gladiator 2 come out? I?
Speaker 2:think End of the month November I think that's November.
Speaker 4:I think it's going to be good, but I think they waited way too fucking late.
Speaker 2:Gladiator 2? Yeah, I never even saw Gladiator. I got to watch it I never seen it.
Speaker 3:They said Dizzle could win another Oscar for this one.
Speaker 1:They always say Dizzle, dizzle, do everything good though.
Speaker 2:They showing Fright Nights, all the Fright Nights. Well, I'm saying they got Halloween 1978. Terrorfire 3. Caroline 15th anniversary, goodrich. Well, I don't know, that's just a.
Speaker 1:Gladiator comes out November 22nd. November 22nd and the one, the new one, with the rock.
Speaker 3:Smile 2. Oh, that's the Christmas one, right?
Speaker 2:Red 1.
Speaker 1:Red 1. See, I don't go that far ahead.
Speaker 2:I don't want to confuse our listeners.
Speaker 4:All right, cool, I don't want to confuse our listeners. That's next month. That's going to be almost a comedy.
Speaker 1:Man that's going to be, Probably a little bit.
Speaker 2:It's called Venom, the Last Dance.
Speaker 4:It's going to be like Violent Night that's got to be my favorite.
Speaker 2:That was good. I can watch that motherfucker over and over. Alright, y'all.
Speaker 1:Alright, y'all.
Speaker 4:Holla we out.