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Boxing Legends and Sweet Tooth Adventures
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to step into the ring with Mike Tyson for a billion dollars? We might not have the answer, but we sure have a laugh exploring the absurdity of it all! From outrageous strategies to survive a round with boxing legends to the comical chaos of a professional slap fight, our banter knows no bounds. Get ready for a humorous rollercoaster ride as we debate the finer points of the sport and its unpredictable thrill.
Our sweet tooth takes us on a nostalgic trip through candy land, sparking memories of childhood treats and the evolution of candy bars over the years. We reminisce about the excitement of Halloween loot and the sweet satisfaction of a perfect Kit Kat break. Join us as we reveal our ultimate top five candy bars, with unexpected picks and spirited discussions on enjoying Twix bars and Tootsie Pops. Whether you’re a chocoholic or a fruity candy fan, there’s a sugary nugget here for everyone.
Amidst the laughter, we sprinkle in some nostalgic vibes, recalling the superheroes and toys that defined our youths. From debating the ultimate superhero showdown to trading tales of beloved childhood action figures, it’s a journey back to simpler times. We cap things off with entertainment recs, from TV shows with ancient Roman flair to the excitement of Usher's upcoming concert. With a heartfelt nod to the music and cultural pride that ties it all together, this episode promises a delightful mix of humor, nostalgia, and entertainment.
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We're going to call this a Reese's Cup Friday. Wait, wait, it was the rapper on here. I threw it away. Yeah, you threw it away.
Speaker 1:It was like a Reese's Tasty Cup hey if you don't mind, can you grab that rapper for me please? Oh, you need a charge. Hey, Okay, yeah, we here. Welcome, thank you, sir. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here for another week. Thanks, steve. Today's episode is brought to you by the compliments of Shira Chris, and Reese's Tastes peanut butter flavored cupcakes. It's the bread. Give him a shout out it's Freshly's, oh, it's Freshly's. Oh, I thought so. So that ain't even Reese's. It's a little W, miss Freshness, oh Miss.
Speaker 2:Freshness.
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought so.
Speaker 2:So that ain't even recent, this ain't even Lil W.
Speaker 1:This is recent.
Speaker 2:Oh hold on.
Speaker 1:Welcome y'all. Hey, follow us on Instagram. I know I ain't said that in a long time.
Speaker 2:Nobody.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Nobody's talking podcast. I swear to God, we on podcast, we getting on there, and I'm talking about everybody Shoe program Putting them. Hey, I'm getting my Denzel on, all right, yeah, so this is Mrs Freshly's Deluxe Reese's Peanut Butter Flavored Cupcakes. That's what you hear. It was recommended by Chris Casino, the Snack King. Shout out to Chris.
Speaker 1:He sent this to the group text and wait, I forgot what did he say in the text. What did he say? I was sending it because I was like training, like all yesterday, all the day. So I was like I was in it, because I was like training Dollar Tree, like all yesterday all the day. So I was like I was kind of hit and miss. He sent a picture of the cakes. Shout out to the Dollar Tree, said Dollar Tree, thank me later. So, sherrod, I had to make a stop. I'd like to thank you. He had one. I know I couldn't eat both of them, so had one. I know I couldn't eat both of them, so I'm going to go ahead and I'm eating this on the air right now for all you folks. This is the first time that I've tasted it. What do you think? It's moist, it's soft, but see, I'm but see, I'm used cause I like cup, like I like the chocolate cupcake.
Speaker 1:I absolutely love the yellow like hostess cupcake. Cause you even had I'm pretty sure we've all had I mean you in general, just you, meaning the masses we've all had the generic oh yeah, like cupcakes and I like them. But it ain't the same. Like I'm gonna tell you, I just use some generic Q-tips. You can tell the difference from the cotton swab, from the Q-tip to the. You can tell the difference From the cotton swab from the Q-tip to the. I don't even want to say the brand, like the stem. I know what you mean.
Speaker 1:Because I use some generic ones too. They just don't seem like as fluffy. Not only the Q-tip portion but the stem is like plastic, so you just don't feel like you got a good grip on it and now here's another thing.
Speaker 1:I'm going to eat the rest of this cupcake while I'm here. But now they say I guess we're all cleaning our ears wrong. I'm going to keep cleaning them the way I clean them. They say you're not supposed to put a q-tip in your ear. So if you ain't supposed to put a q-tip in your ear, so if you ain't supposed to put a Q-tip in your ear, what the hell am I supposed to clean my ears out with? And they better not come at me? With some stuff, peroxidate, hydrogen peroxide but what you supposed to? You're supposed to dilute it with some water, so like you take the calf or whatever, dilute it with a little water and just like here let it sit there for a little.
Speaker 1:You hear it fizzle, yeah, and then you tip your head the other way. I do a every single day I do q2 uh that cupcake got you, got your tongue stuck to the top of your mouth. Hey, man shout out to j-rod.
Speaker 2:That was hilarious. He was like man, you really trying to kill me. Like my brother said, you got the sugars. Hey, man, shout out to J-Rod.
Speaker 1:That was hilarious, he was, like man, you really trying to kill me.
Speaker 2:You know, I got the sugars. I saw that.
Speaker 1:I was like in and out, I was just looking oh okay, that's why, like when you was texting, I was like, oh, yes, dude. Then I look I got like 50-. Yes, yeah, dude, because I do. Then I look I'm like I got like 50-something emails. I usually see an email delete. Those things are just piling up all day.
Speaker 1:But I usually use two Q-tips when I get out to shower.
Speaker 1:Like right, when I get out, you know I clean it out, you know I sweat a little bit and then I got a little alcohol spray and then I spray it on the other Q, on one end of the Q-tip, clean the right ear and then I clean the left ear and sometimes, right, when you get out the shower, I then wiped it and then you still see, like the day You'll be like, how dirty are we as humans?
Speaker 1:Like I, literally no, I just got out the shower I cleaned my ears. When you wash your hair or my scalp slash hair, and then you know, rubbed a little my fingers in my ear with the shampoo. Then when I do my little face wash I rub, or the little face scrub, then with the washcloth a little bit you kind of rub your ears but even still, it ain't like it's filthy, but you still see and you be like what the hell? They said there's actually supposed to keep a little bit of wax in your ear anyway, because it's supposed to protect your eardrum, because I remember I've heard that before because sometimes that wax, just it just builds up, right. Yeah, so some I've had it.
Speaker 1:I've had it so bad built up and I used to clean my ear pretty good, but it just got so deep in there yeah, that I couldn't hear, really yeah I never had that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was bad. So then I.
Speaker 1:I got something To clean my ear out and I damaged my eardrum.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I couldn't hear Out of that ear For like a week and it Repaired itself. But then I started Reading up on it, did it mess up your equilibrium? Nah, not really. Yeah, cause you know, some people say like If you can't hear Out of one ear, I I mean, it takes probably after the first day. You just kind of get used to it.
Speaker 2:Like you know, you speak a little louder. You know you can't hear in one ear. And everything kind of becomes normal. This cupcake is good though, but then Run ask are they good? You sent the text though, yeah.
Speaker 1:I had to send him a picture. Let him.
Speaker 2:Know yo, we had to make a quick stop. Oh hey, oh man, we're trying it live on air.
Speaker 1:I'm like man, I'm about to be in a goddamn sugar coma in a minute. I can't eat this other one. Listen, I definitely can't eat two. You see how I'm babysitting. I'm more of a. I'm a candy person, just you know. Starburst.
Speaker 2:Okay, so you like the hard candy?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm just like yeah, I'm not a big. I used to love candy bars. I was telling this young fella earlier as I was training.
Speaker 1:I was like. I was like I remember when Hubba Bubba when Hubba Bubba came out and I think I remember whatchamacallit, like when they first first was introduced, that was probably one of my favorites and I remember when it came out it was 25 cents for, like the candy bar Wow. So I'm about to look up. It was 25 cents for, like the candy bar, wow. So I'm about to look up.
Speaker 2:When did Witcher McCall.
Speaker 1:Make sure I'm not lying.
Speaker 2:Witcher.
Speaker 1:McCall was probably one of my favorite candy bars. I'm like, when did Witcher McCall come out? But you don't see them that much anymore, do you no?
Speaker 2:I guess I don't really be looking. I looked at one today.
Speaker 1:I don't really be looking at it. And I looked and it was the king size one. So a king size whatchamacallit man. I have not had a whatchamacallit man, shit probably like 19. What made him come up with that name? Whatchamacallit? Remember the commercial? What did you call it? Whatchamacallit, what do you call it?
Speaker 2:We're going to pull up the commercial Because Snickers was already taken For real.
Speaker 1:I was like what? Hopefully we don't get sued for this, but if so guess what Twigs? Who came up with that?
Speaker 2:Hershey's Whatchamacallit. Payday Butterfinger Whatchamacallit.
Speaker 1:They all got like a little different taste to them Right, Like okay, you add some nougat to. Milky Way Three Musketeers Because when you think about it, Snickers and Milky Way are almost the same Three.
Speaker 2:Musketeers yeah, but you say Snickers and Milky Way yeah, no exactly.
Speaker 1:Except for Snickers. They add nuts to it. Yeah Right.
Speaker 2:Yep. And what about Milky Way and Three Musketeers? No, no, no.
Speaker 1:I think Milky Way and Three Musketeers is the same. Yeah, no, no, but one is caramel and one is chewy Nuki. Well see, that's the difference, right, because when you look at a Milky Way, you look at a Snickers, right? They're identical as far as packaging goes. The outside is the same until you tear it open.
Speaker 2:Right, right, milky Way, don't got nuts in it.
Speaker 1:So basically you saying you think they were trying to hit you with the Okie Dope?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't even like milk. I've never. I think they messed up and they forgot the nuts and they was like Plug it. Let's just make it a.
Speaker 1:Milky Way? Yeah, make it a Milky Way Like the Milky Way that I will eat. You know when you were a kid and you did trick or treat? Yeah, cause it's just like the bite size, okay.
Speaker 2:But to eat like a whole?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've never, ever bought a full-size Milky Way. Nah, you right, you right, true that, but Snickers.
Speaker 2:Oh no Snickers, I can't eat them now. King-size Snickers Got the devil in there. Yeah, I like the Snickers boy.
Speaker 1:Snickers is off the chain. You be sitting out there like man. What would be your candy bar hierarchy Top five? Twix, Snickers, Twix, Reese's, Mine is Twix. Okay, got a question for y'all. This is the candy edition. I hope y'all enjoying this Candy girl. You're all my world. All right look.
Speaker 2:Everything.
Speaker 1:What is Kit Kat? A candy bar? Yes, yes, okay, how do you eat Kit Kat? A candy bar? Yes, okay, how do you eat Kit Kat? We might have to look it up, but they say there's a proper way. No, you can tell me how you eat it, but what's the proper way? So I haven't had a full Kit Kat in a while, I only eat. One stick at a time so then I just eat them both together.
Speaker 2:So you eat two together.
Speaker 1:I'll bite two of them together.
Speaker 2:You robbing yourself of the enjoyment. If it's the four then I break them off. You gotta break them off into fours, so you try to make it longer If it's the four, I break them off.
Speaker 1:But if I get Kit Kat I get the king size. I like the long where you break them off the ends. It's just something about that thick one. Do y'all like Twix? I love Twix. I'll chew the middle. I'll chew it and take all the chocolate off of it For real. And then I'll chew the edges just to get the little cookie and then just eat the cookie. I'll just be like, get like the little cookie, uh-huh, and then like, just eat the cookie. I just be like man. Oh no See.
Speaker 1:Hey, y'all can get y'all's mind off the gutter too, because I know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, this ain't a pause. This ain't a pause. No, this ain't no, we ain't going to. Young kids told me to pause. He said pause. He said hold on. He said fast forward.
Speaker 1:They said fast forward eject the tape. Please be kind and rewind. I was done. So every time someone say pause to me, I'm going to start saying that Fast forward, eject the tape. Please be kind and rewind. Oh, that's crazy, but but yeah.
Speaker 2:So this ain't the pause edition? I'ma look it up.
Speaker 1:But okay, so my top five, i'ma go Number one Reese's Cups, reese's Cups, reese's Cup. Number one Is Reese's Cup, a candy bar, but you but you throwing it in there, yes, I mean.
Speaker 2:No, that's cool, I got you.
Speaker 1:Number two I'ma go with. I'm gonna have to go with Whatchamacallit. I love me a Whatchamacallit. I haven't had one in so long man.
Speaker 2:No but no, you gotta go ahead. When you brought it up I was like you gotta go.
Speaker 1:I had to go get me one. Now Number three I'm gonna go with Kit Kat. Love Kit Kats. Number four Twix. And then number five, snickers.
Speaker 2:Man, you put Snicker All the way down at the bottom. Man, I love me a Snickers, but I put those other ones before. I see man, I see I got.
Speaker 1:Hey, what's yours.
Speaker 2:Yeah, number one is Snicker, okay. Number two is Twix, number three is Reese's, number four is Carmelo's, and then number five Is just what's the? I will put it in as a candy bar. I ain't even got no number five, cause I don't really like nothing else.
Speaker 1:You don't like Kit Kats. No, you don't like Kit Kats. Uh, uh, wow, we can't be friends.
Speaker 2:It's okay, I put five. I put Kit Kat at five. Five, oh yeah, nah, I like Kit Kats.
Speaker 1:Uh-uh, wow, we can't be friends, it's okay, I put Kit Kat at five Five. Oh yeah, I love Kit Kats, but you will eat it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll eat it.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, but I'm not going to go buy it.
Speaker 2:Only time I eat a Kit Kat is on Halloween. I go trick-or-treating. I get Kit Kats Twix Scores.
Speaker 1:I haven't had scores in forever.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like every candy bar, every candy bar I eat. Like Like I'll.
Speaker 2:Like I'll put the score in my mouth.
Speaker 1:And like, just like, bite it Just a little bit for the chocolate to come off, yeah. And then cause you know you got the little bit For the chocolate to come off, yeah. And then cause you know you got the little hard Like toffee right there.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay. And then I just be like, oh man, this is good. Maybe I think I'm just trying to Prolong and savor the flavor. So on, twix, scores, scores, snickers Okay, reese's Cup, snickers, okay, reese's Cup. Reese's man and Dope man, I like the the Charleston Chew. Oh, you like the Charleston?
Speaker 2:I never was a fan of Charleston Chew or.
Speaker 1:Or, or, if I took out the Charleston Chew, or, or, or, or. If I took out the Charleston Chew, um, uh, what the? Oh Butterfinger?
Speaker 2:See Butterfinger's a hard six for me. I did not.
Speaker 1:I did not like Butterfinger when I was a kid. Right, butterfinger's a hard six. I think what happened like y'all was talking about trick or treat, yeah, and then you just be like I've never had. No, no, I'm lying, yeah, I have, I have bought. I bought a Butterfinger, a full size Butterfinger. But the bite size ones you like, man. The only reason why Trick or treating is dangerous, All that bite size candy. I just put them Kit Kat and Reese cups. They was like a hair take From the office like.
Speaker 1:I'll take a couple because they're trying to get rid of it. I was like oh that hair. Let me just I'm going to tell you why Butterfinger's fell out of my top five. Even though I love Butterfinger, it just gets stuck in your teeth.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's the only problem with Butterfingers.
Speaker 1:It's like you enjoy it, but you keep enjoying it Because you're too busy trying to pick it out of your teeth. You know what I'm saying. So, other than that the other ones you don't have to worry about. You, just bite you, savor you're good. Do you like the? Now? This isn't a candy bar, but Toffees or Toffees.
Speaker 2:You know, like the little nougat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Man them. Things is fantastic. Those are good. And what about the remember you get? Well, back in the day used to be a penny or five cents, the little caramel with the little white little chunk in there. Okay, like they have a thing it's called the cow tail.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about, but those aren't like candy bars. I don't like the cow tails, you don't like those. Man, now you're getting into candy. No, no, no yeah.
Speaker 1:No, I mean we just said our top five for the candy bars. No, I'm just saying like the. Cowtel is a little too. I don't know, it's almost too sweet for me for some reason, I don't know why, but it just seems too sweet, because I'm trying to think what miscellaneous Like. No, I do like, I do like whatchamacallit, even though I haven't had one in a while. Yeah, now it's all I can think of.
Speaker 2:Miss Elaine is leading the Napoleon motherfucking coconut. I love that shit. The what the pink, white and brown coconut.
Speaker 1:The Napoleon coconut square. Oh, y'all like peppermint patties, I like peppermint patties. Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 2:York peppermint patties, oh damn.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have to rethink my top five. Is that a candy bar? See, I just consider that candy, I think, because that's what I was telling him, because we gave our top five. Yeah, I'm cool with the top five.
Speaker 2:I'm cool with mine too.
Speaker 1:But now I just start thinking like what other? How about Mounds and Almond Joy? No, I do like the one with the nuts more. Yeah, that's Almond Joy, almond Joy, almond Joy got nuts, because I know Almond Joy got nuts, moms don't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I know somebody. We like to apologize for you catching the sugars for this episode. I think, that's what we're going to call this the sugar, the sugar. Hey, it all started from Chris sending the group text. He need to be on this episode. I know he got a top five we're going to have to record on one day when he can make it For real. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. We got to get out of candy season now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, it's all cheap now because they you know they overstocking. They want to charge $30 for a day.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, look, I know I have a question.
Speaker 1:Is it okay for me to get ready for trick-or-treat season next year? No, ain't trying to give away some old candy nigga.
Speaker 2:Everybody be like baby, it's great no. Maybe if you put it in the freezer.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Yeah, maybe if you freeze it. Yeah, you can't leave it out. No, no, no, just throw it in the bottom Of the freezer and do exactly what he's about to say. He said Maybe if I get ready To trick or treat, no, Put this in a zip lock.
Speaker 2:What if I put it In a freezer zip lock? Daddy, put it in one zip lock. What if I put?
Speaker 1:it in a freezer zip lock.
Speaker 2:Daddy Put it in one of them freezer tub zip locks.
Speaker 1:This man down here trying to get me some old candy Throw that away, don't you need that man. Yeah, mess around and take it out like the day before All right man, it might actually work. I bet you, there's people that do it Probably.
Speaker 2:Oh hell, I bet you there's people that do it Probably. I bet you there's people that do it.
Speaker 1:There's people that put candy out for the holidays. Yeah, okay, what's your favorite Halloween like? What's your favorite trick-or-treat candy? I mean, you can still be like oh it's the candy bars or whatever, because you know everything is like pretty much a little snack.
Speaker 2:I put candy bars.
Speaker 1:Oh snap, I am so sorry, man, I forgot about damn Baby Ruth, man Baby Ruth.
Speaker 2:We done dog.
Speaker 1:Top six. I forgot about Baby Ruth too. Hey, shout out to Tank and Jay Ballantyne when I be sitting up here listening to them when they be talking about their top 5, they be like top 12, oh man.
Speaker 2:Shout out to the R&B Money Podcast.
Speaker 1:Baby Ruth's are good too. Oh man, I forgot about Baby Ruth. How we forget about Baby Ruth.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Baby Ruth's are good, so now what Like as far as the trick or treat, how do we forget about Baby Ruth? Yeah, baby.
Speaker 2:Ruth's good yeah. So now what?
Speaker 1:as far as the trick or treat, okay. So if I'm trick or treating, obviously I want the chocolates, I want the Reese's and stuff. But if I'm looking outside of chocolates, I like Laffy Taffy. Oh, you like Laffy Taffy, I love Laffy Taffy.
Speaker 2:Banana Laffy Taffy. Oh, you like the banana, I like banana, I like the green, the green one man.
Speaker 1:I like the cherry, you like the cherry, I like the cherry. Yeah, cherry and watermelon.
Speaker 2:I'll mess some Laffy Taffy up. I just keep eating. I know man, I used to go buy that At the store. Especially remember when they put the crystals in there, the sugar crystals. Nigga, I was a crack head To Laffy Taffy. I go all the way To the store To buy me five Laffy Taffy man, oh man, and on the way back Eat them all. Be mad as hell, be like god damn. I was trying to save these, but you know, when you was a?
Speaker 1:kid, you used to go to the store, get that brown paper bag.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you used to throw that penny candy in there.
Speaker 1:Especially when you had a dollar and you sitting up here like dude, I got 100 pieces of candy Gone and man, I remember I had, well, I remember the Bazooka Joe. Those was like three cents. They wanted to be funny that inflation. They know it was a penny Bazooka Joe. The only thing I hate about Bazooka Joe is it loses its flavor after about four chews man.
Speaker 2:it wasn't even two minutes. I love Baz Zucca. Joe, Go ahead and spit that out. I'm a bubble gum fiend.
Speaker 1:I remember I chewed a whole pack of bubble gum in like 15 minutes. Bubblicious, you like Bubblicious? Bubblicious watermelon Big league chew.
Speaker 2:Man, he just stuffed my mouth Everybody used to do that and listen.
Speaker 1:And the pack man, the pack is so small. I know You're like man. I got some, probably about like a year or so ago, maybe two years ago, just you know, in the store and I'm looking. I said this pack is so damn small. I think, they got smaller, since we was kids.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because when we was kids, they kids, they was bigger. Now everything's smaller. Who love Tootsie Rolls? I love Tootsie Rolls, that's crack Tootsie Rolls are crack. I think Tootsie Rolls, I don't know what I like. Why did they make that so good? I think the same Percy, the same person, that, no, I ain't going to even go there.
Speaker 1:I was going to say the same person that Found crack Nope the same person that invented Tootsie Rolls must be the same person that invented the pee For real, because it's all crack For real. Man Apple dapple but anyway, we're going to be good and keep it clean. Two rolls how about your favorite lollipop? Oh, I like the little, the little, I like the one with the bubble gum in it. The charms, oh the charms.
Speaker 2:Used to cut the roof of your mouth.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, and you'd be like man. I used to cut the roof of your mouth. And you'd be like man. I used to like the green the green apple one.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I'd be sitting up there like man, you sucking and licking on that thing. Let me hurry up and get to this bubblegum.
Speaker 1:Then you bite down. You'd be like man. I just want to hurry up and get to the bubblegum. Those are Tootsie Roll Pops.
Speaker 2:Oh man, Tootsie Pops, oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, those was good A one, a two, a three.
Speaker 1:Tootsie Roll Pops was good man. This, all this conversation, started from this goddamn cupcake, damn cupcake.
Speaker 2:I gotta say shout out to Mrs Freshleaf. Mrs Freshleaf. Mrs Freshleaf Reese's to Mrs Freshleaf. Mrs Freshleaf.
Speaker 1:Mrs Freshleaf Reese's Peanut butter Peanut butter cupcakes Chris.
Speaker 2:Yeah, chris, for sending out Chris Influences today.
Speaker 1:Alright now look I think he didn't send us nothing about no workout video, though, just messing with you, Chris.
Speaker 2:We love you?
Speaker 1:Hey, listen, all right, we're going to switch gears real quick. Sherrod sent his video yesterday. Now I got a question for you. Oh, I don't think I sent this to the group, would you not? Well, no, no, no, no, they didn't even knock out. Would you punch your chick in the face as hard as you can for a billion dollars?
Speaker 2:A billion. Yeah, man, that bitch is out. I'm going to go ahead and do some jail time for that bitch. All right, shiraz sent that to me.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go ahead and do some jail time for that bill. Shiraz sent that to me.
Speaker 2:I sent him a little me of a chick laid flat out on the floor, man Ray Lewis style Dude gone Flat out. A billion Hell. Yeah, Let me go on and go to jail for three years. I'm coming back out rich as hell.
Speaker 1:So the dude in the video, he was like it's a billion dollars. He's like I'll buy you a new face.
Speaker 2:I'll buy you a new jaw you can buy anything.
Speaker 1:New jaw Duh, he said if the money was right there you'd be sleeping.
Speaker 2:He said you're going to wake up rich.
Speaker 1:You're wake up rich, wake up rich, you'll be asleep already.
Speaker 2:I want y'all to answer that question would you punch your significant other in the face as hard as you can for one billion billion, not one one million.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, dog one billion.
Speaker 2:You can't give me no billion dog. Hey, hell, I might do it for a million One billion.
Speaker 1:You can't give me no billion. Nigga Dog hey.
Speaker 2:Hell, I might do it for a million, like a billion, nigga A billion.
Speaker 1:You just punching everybody. Hey, what's that?
Speaker 2:What's that motherfucking name?
Speaker 1:Dog, I think a billion. My name Tyrone.
Speaker 2:Who you want to knock the fuck out. Pow, walk by and knock them out For real God, rest their soul.
Speaker 1:but I'd be like damn mom, A whole lot of people. I ain't going to sleep for a billion dollars. Boom Ow man, I'm going to put my hips into his shoulders.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm like man, man Mom, we rich Hips into his shoulders.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm like man, man, we rich Wake up. Yeah, what happened? I don't know mama, you hit your mama. I was like I don't know it was a bird.
Speaker 2:A bird came out of nowhere and hit you, so it hit you.
Speaker 1:But look at this new house I just got you so it hit you.
Speaker 2:Oh, that is hilarious. Got you an AMG. Yeah, you're going to remember like 20 years later.
Speaker 1:I remember nigga, you hit me yeah yeah, did you tell how I'm going to beat me? No, this billion dollars did Billion dollars.
Speaker 2:That's hilarious, y'all know, we always got some little crazy question for y'all.
Speaker 1:That was pretty funny. I don't think most people are going to do it, though.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, most people gonna do it, though, I'm sorry. Yeah, nah See it. A billion, that's just too much Dude.
Speaker 2:A billion Everybody doing it.
Speaker 1:Everybody doing it.
Speaker 2:Everybody doing it. They just gonna pay the damn the girlfriend or the wife or the mama or whoever it is, they not?
Speaker 1:got. Yeah, baby mama, mama something you rich.
Speaker 2:You a two million dollar, you ten million. Yeah, hell, yeah, but what if you knock her out? She If you knock her out, she's getting a coma.
Speaker 1:No, she ain't going to. I don't hit that hard, I don't think.
Speaker 2:Man don't. Come on man, I ain't Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1:Someone came up to you and said you got to go 100%.
Speaker 2:No, I'm knocking, no, I'm going to knock her out. She's gone, oh I know I'm going to hit her to knock her jaw off.
Speaker 1:I don't know, but her Yo Moo Moo, yo socks Yo shoes.
Speaker 2:Yo lug gonna be over there across the street.
Speaker 1:Nigga, I'm gonna hit you so hard you gonna feel it in your titties. Y'all been with Barton when Michael Speaks hit him With Thomas Hearns.
Speaker 2:Yeah, with Hearns. He came in with a big head All swollen when he looked around the corner. Top of the earth.
Speaker 1:yeah, when earths hit him, he came in with a big head all swollen.
Speaker 2:When he looked around the corner.
Speaker 1:Man, that shit was hilarious, no, that is dog, that's, that's man. So listen, you count to a million, then you got to count to a million, then you got to count. You got to count to a million, like 999 times. And then you got to count to a million, like 999 times, and then you gotta count To a million one more time. So, nigga for a billion. Nigga, knock me out, nigga, don't hesitate, just do it.
Speaker 2:Soon as I walk in, pow, yeah, yeah, yeah, what?
Speaker 1:the fuck happened.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hey, nigga you rich, just wear it. We'll just explain it later.
Speaker 1:Speaking of knockouts, have y'all seen these damn slap competitions? I can't watch that.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, man, I seen a couple man, I don't watch it.
Speaker 1:I can't. They just sit there and they just slap each other. They just slap each other. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2:Slap a dog. Fuck out of each other, you better hope you go first. Right, yeah, I can't. And even if you go first, I've seen clips. You see them motherfuckers Eat that shit. They be like Ah yeah, that was a good one. That was a good one. Now my turn.
Speaker 1:I was like damn. So, now what if you sit up here and you slap me and then I just eat it, don't you think in your head you'd be like, oh my God, hey man, because that's what I do. Like if I said friend, I'd slap you, and then you just kind of like, then you start getting nervous. You'd be like, oh, because you just thinking, no, he going down with this, slap For real.
Speaker 1:And then, when you don't, I'll be like damn, now he about to knock me out when I tell you that I saw that situation. Dude, black, dude, it was this white dude. Whatever this dude said, he went second right. So the dude was like man, you better knock me out. He was like ah, this dude was intimidated. Yeah, dude slapped him ate it, he's like oh no. You can't do that to me, pow, this nigga was asleep dog, I told you.
Speaker 2:Boy man. I seen some of them damn slap cards.
Speaker 1:Are they still like the same weight class? I think they're in the same weight class. Okay, that shit is crazy. Y'all know who Larry Wills is right.
Speaker 2:Hell no.
Speaker 1:He's a bodybuilder, but you see him all over the internet.
Speaker 2:He's a bodybuilder, oh yeah, but you see him all over the internet.
Speaker 1:He's a bodybuilder. Oh yeah, you know strong man. Well, anyways, he went up against the do like there's a professional slap. Yeah, not Larry wills out. Knocked him out, wow.
Speaker 2:You'll, you'll recognize him once you see it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He's a professional slappers. Yeah, you don't want to get slapped by just anybody. You don't want to get slapped by just anybody. You get slapped by a professional Slap you to sleep. Yeah, that's Larry Williams.
Speaker 1:Like.
Speaker 2:I know you, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen like a couple videos, so he knocked him out, huh. That nigga ain't concussion proof. Oh, yeah, no hell, no he ain't got no muscles on his head.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. That's just show muscles, that ain't performance. Yeah, I mean, performance is like for lifting a bunch of weights.
Speaker 2:but oh man, Hold on, hold on. I think I found that one. That's wild. Yeah, that's man there you go One open hand Pow.
Speaker 1:There he will.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's a big boy, man, that's a big boy, oh Slep.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, out cold. Oh oh, because he called him in his league, called him underneath.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:See, they like I guess you can. There's certain areas you can slap him at Like you can't. Yeah. Yeah, because I thought like you slap him Because when he got him, right there. No, that's like the knockout button.
Speaker 2:You got him right under the chin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's like the knockout button and that looked like a powerful dude. Billion dollars, I'm taking it.
Speaker 2:Hey, go ahead and slap me. Oh yeah, no, go ahead.
Speaker 1:Yeah, go ahead, yeah, go ahead. I'm going to be sitting up here, boar, boar, boar boar.
Speaker 2:I found my house. I'm going to sit in my house.
Speaker 1:I found my house. I'll be like Thailand, thailand, that's when you be like true program.
Speaker 2:Seven of them.
Speaker 1:All in the pool. Naked Like have my own party over in Thailand. We like, we cool, you just going gonna take it for a billion. Man. Damn, I tell you, hey, what would man, they, uh, they be like?
Speaker 2:hold that nigga up. Hold him up, cause I know I'm going to sleep, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:You know that big dude hit me, I'm just be like man.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna wake up to the bar.
Speaker 1:As soon as I wake up put one of them little extra NFL helmets on me.
Speaker 2:What was that? And roll me to the hospital. What the he stood the gap I like. Roll me right to the hospital. You look like a bobblehead for real. What?
Speaker 1:I'm going to be sitting up here like, hey, so what if they? Okay, you said, you did, you did. I sign for my 2025 G-Wagon.
Speaker 2:I ain't ready to drive for about six months, but I'm gonna be. Can I look at my account?
Speaker 1:Let me see my account real quick. Alright, you say this is non-taxable.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, you getting the straight like a settlement One billion. I feel bad, man, I feel bad. Yeah, no, you getting the straight like a settlement One billion.
Speaker 1:I know I'm not a billionaire because, but you definitely a goddamn millionaire boy. If someone gonna slap me like that, though, I don't know if I can keep my eyes open- Nah, man, do you have to keep? Your eyes open. Is that like a rule? I think in the slap competition those dudes keep their eyes open Because they want to see it.
Speaker 2:They don't want to go to sleep.
Speaker 1:That's why, no, I don't think I go to sleep if my eyes is closed. I think if my eyes is open. I'm already going to be sleeping.
Speaker 2:Nigga, you're going to see a big-ass star.
Speaker 1:You're going to be like I'm going to be like oh the devil, I know I'm going to be asleep, Go ahead.
Speaker 2:Hey, just put a pillow under me, man, just put a pillow under me, don't let me break my neck, don't let me fall flat.
Speaker 1:Someone catch me man. I'm like oh is that all this Make sure all my teeth are still there. Yeah, no forget all that.
Speaker 2:Maybe, like Steve, you should be a professional man. You still awake.
Speaker 1:No, I'm cool, Give me my billions. Would you fight Mike Tyson and Deontay Wilder for a billion? Yes, Absolutely.
Speaker 2:It's a billion dollars, nigga.
Speaker 1:I mean, I figured since what's his name going to do?
Speaker 2:How long do they got to last?
Speaker 1:Because that fight's next week right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're having Jake Paul yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like what? 14?, 15. 15? Yeah, it's next Friday, next Friday, next Friday.
Speaker 1:Next Friday and then we need to have a fight party. They got John Jones. Yeah, we can commentate on a comment. We can do the podcast and watch it. Yeah, that's going to be the Jake Paul edition. Jake Paul Mike Tyson edition.
Speaker 2:It's going to be Mike Tyson Jake Paul edition. Mike Tyson always first man. I hope he put Jake Paul first, but I fight him for a billion At this point in my career yeah, career, I mean I be running the entire time. He old, I'm gonna be running. Man, I ain't gonna try, you just gonna make him mad While you run. He gonna hit you hard. Yeah, come on Mike. Come on Mike, stop playing.
Speaker 1:Stop playing, mike. I'm just gonna sit up here and be like man, just don't make me shit on myself. Just knock me out man, just go in the corner, just get in the feet, yeah yeah. Because you know how he be sitting up there, like he be ripping your guts out, like he the body snatcher, and you just be sitting up here like.
Speaker 2:So. They said Ooh.
Speaker 1:A billion dollars. You had to stay in the ring with Mike for three rounds. Oh no, I can't make it. Three rounds, no.
Speaker 2:You couldn't do three. No, yeah, you got to make it three, nigga oh man, I can run. Can I run, even if you ran?
Speaker 1:You just got to stay in the ring with Mike for three rounds. I do it, I do it. I stick my leg out the bottom rope.
Speaker 2:he get two, like on WWF.
Speaker 1:Yeah hey, no punching, no punching, you do that you do that one more time and you're disqualified Because there is a three knockdown rule or whatever. Three knockdown rule oh, no, you ain't going to make it Because. I was like, if I just fall every time, like oh, and if I fall, he got gotta count to ten. I'ma get up at nine. Then he hit me again. He gotta count to ten, i'ma get up at nine.
Speaker 2:That don't even count for what, though.
Speaker 1:No, but I'm saying I'ma be running around, right, but then that's gonna be Some of my extra added time For me to like oh here, let me go down. I'ma try to make it three minutes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just turn your back because he can't hit you in the back. Shit Now, mike. Mike, don't get no fun. He can't hit you in the back, remember how I did. Holyfield.
Speaker 1:He bit that nigga he bit that nigga's ear off so you know, turn around, nigga.
Speaker 2:You looking like a turkey Taking a bite out of crime.
Speaker 1:You can't hit me in the back boy, I would try to go through. No, I didn't say I wouldn't try. I said I don't think I can make it.
Speaker 2:It's a billion nigga. I got to go put on 50 pounds.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, I'm 100. I'm up, what one? That's where I was 186. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I got to get to like 250.
Speaker 1:I'm going to get up to like 250. I'm going to get up to like 250. I got to put on at least 10 pounds. Come on, White All. I'm going to do is go to the gym and just take punches.
Speaker 2:Nah, fuck that I'm punching back.
Speaker 1:If I have time to train, I'm going to hit the nigga back. No, I'm going to swing. He going hey, did you just try to hit me.
Speaker 2:I'm going to catch him one.
Speaker 1:You know this is an exhibition right. That was not me, mike Tyson, that was Sherrod Joe Joe, alabama Joe showed up, alabama Joe just showed up and did the Mike.
Speaker 2:Tyson voice.
Speaker 1:You know this was the exhibition. Joe, you should be saying your song. Talk about Mike like that. What's wrong with you, man? Get up, go go, joe. Joe just left. Yeah, joe's out of here. Joe had to leave, see.
Speaker 2:He has some stuff to handle.
Speaker 1:Come here talk about Mike like that, then leave Like a little punk man See. Mike I would never talk about disrespecting you like that. Yeah, no, dog, I hope you win. Yeah, I'm not doing that boy. I mean I try to go. You got to put man. I actually be scared to get in there with any of them. Billion niggas, that's what they train for Canelo man. I should be like oh my God, you put me in there with the cats with like 112? It'd be real bad with them because they so fast.
Speaker 2:Heck yeah, I'll be in there Tagging you.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to sit up here, because he ain't going to knock you out, but you're just going to be peppering me with little pepper bullets. How does this motherfucker?
Speaker 2:get so fast For three minutes, right, or can?
Speaker 1:you go to two three-minute rounds or do it have to be the official three minutes, official three? God, that's nine minutes of just getting peppered Beat like a, like a mosquito Ding, ding, ding, ding, because even though they're little, they still got power behind them.
Speaker 2:No, they know how to. They know how to punch they know, how to punch, yeah.
Speaker 1:I Somebody get this little ring wire. I saw a video the other day. It was at a I don't know if it was a Bills game or something like that and they was talking about it was this dude. He was talking to this Mexican dude. The Mexican dude was well put together. I mean but they was fussing at each other right.
Speaker 2:Oh, fans. Yeah, they were fans right.
Speaker 1:And the one dude was like that dude, that was the black dude talking to the Mexican, he got lucky. That dude was a professional boxer, oh, oh, in the stands they was jawing back and forth or something. So the one dude recording the video was like hey man, the dude got lucky because the boxer, the Mexican dude, he oh he was put together.
Speaker 2:He was put together. Was the boxer no, no, the.
Speaker 1:Mexican do with the.
Speaker 2:Mexican. Do with the box.
Speaker 1:Oh, got you, so not he, so the guy was standing above him on the, so that's why it was so put together, yeah. So he's like, yeah, that dude got lucky because listen, I'm gonna tell you the professional boxer. Well, first off, he would have got in trouble. No, yeah, because like, if you are a professional boxer, you got to. I mean, you can't protect yourself though. So if dude is, you know, selling wolf tickets or whatever, but my thing is you can't be here trying to whoop up or call out people, no more.
Speaker 2:No, dude, listen motherfucker girl, get your ass dude, I'm not saying nothing to her I'm not saying nothing to him.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying nothing to none of them because, dude, I just assume everybody is an mma fighter. Now, for real, that's how I live my life, that's true. Oh, he just cut me off. That might be an MMA fighter. You know what? It ain't even worth it. He must have had to go somewhere faster than that you should appear Dog. Man you should appear and see some old little skinny little nerdy cat. I'd be like man, I know that cat, know MMA, yeah, he has to.
Speaker 2:He got to know something.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Because he's going to get his ass whooped all his life.
Speaker 1:Exactly so. He got in there, did the MMA. You ain't that little Clark Kent method ain't working on me Superman, he be like man. Listen, you ain't see your Superman is in the building. Hold on, listen, you ain't say your Superman is in the building. Hold on, nigga. Hold on, you know what? Guess what?
Speaker 2:We like to introduce ourselves.
Speaker 1:So late. I'm Bosco Sherrod and Superman is in the building. Y'all welcome. He got a Superman shirt on and everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, keep a Superman shirt on everything. Yeah, keep a Superman shirt on. It's my alter ego.
Speaker 1:Bring it out, just like Clark Kent. You know how Clark?
Speaker 2:Kent, be like he throw the glasses off. Do like this See.
Speaker 1:I just take my shirt off. How you think Superman can last all night long. Huh, like what superhero do you think Break the most backs? Incredible Hulk, hulk or Thor or Superman. Gotta be Superman.
Speaker 2:Superman, don't break backs.
Speaker 1:Flash is fast. I'm talking about break back, like you know.
Speaker 2:Put it on him all he did was get as low as a kiss and he damn near faded. Oh so he a sucker for love, right? Yeah, he didn't know how to, he didn't know all those feelings. You know, hawk, always say smash Hawk smash. Hawk smash Break back.
Speaker 1:Boom, boom boom. Yeah, you hear that Thank you boom. Oh, you hear that Thank you. Crowd Round of applause. Oh, that's hilarious man, yeah. Yeah, this is the Alabama Joe segment, because he knows them. Oh yeah, man, joe know all the little super heroes. I'm like him. And Big Ray Like they, man. Yeah, because you know, if you don't do a movie right, they're like him. And Big Ray Like they, man, because you know, if you don't do a movie right, they gonna break it down. I watched the movie and I'm just like.
Speaker 2:Man, I loved it. Man, it didn't have nothing to do with the storyline. I know like a little bit of something, but not enough to really feel it.
Speaker 1:And then they would sit up here and be like oh, in the comic book, nigga, I do not read, I would just look oh, oh, okay, okay, look at the cover, look inside, read a couple little comic things, lois. No, don't go Out the window, that's it I'm like. So you really read the whole entire? How much oh.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I ain't had that much time. Some people love it.
Speaker 1:I was just outside playing or whatever. No, now it was different. It's just way I was talking about, like as a kid, like as a kid, it's just way too much, too many of them, right? So it's like okay, you want to follow Superman?
Speaker 2:You want to follow Marvel?
Speaker 1:characters to follow. Superman, you want to? Yeah, like way more characters. It's 50. Yeah, like my favorite favorite is spider-man. Spider-man yeah, my favorite is spider-man and then probably after spider-man, I like he-man I mean, I know, you know, still he's a he-man. And um what was it? Thundercats was my. Thundercast was my love, so obviously we know you like Superman.
Speaker 2:I'm.
Speaker 1:Superman All day long. And then GI Joe Yo Joe, real American hero.
Speaker 2:When we were little, my mom, got a cake for me and my brother's birthday. Of course we didn't have it on the same time because we got different birthdays, but we had a cake. So she said she couldn't have one birthday without you know, without leaving out the other brothers. So I had to share my Superman cake with my brother's Batman cake.
Speaker 1:Oh, so it's Superman Batman huh.
Speaker 2:Superman, batman, yeah, what was yours, Batman?
Speaker 1:When y'all was growing up. What was that one action figure. You had to have that you loved Stretch Armstrong.
Speaker 2:Stretch Armstrong man, I used to love him.
Speaker 1:Did you ever cut him open he?
Speaker 2:was with me and everything. Man. He used to stretch him all the way from my room to my brother's room. Twirl him up, let him come back together. Ah yeah.
Speaker 1:You ever cut him open? Yeah, no, I never cut him open. I know I used to always be like man.
Speaker 2:He froze up after a while. I don't know what happened. Yeah, I think some water got inside or something with those chemicals, and then it just said crrr.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's Stretch Armstrong.
Speaker 2:Stretch Armstrong was my dude.
Speaker 1:I'm like man, who was my favorite. I ain Mine's just probably like Spider-Man Spider-Man, yeah, so like the toys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, the little.
Speaker 1:Spider-Man action figure.
Speaker 2:What was yours man?
Speaker 1:what I wanted the most and I never got to get all of it was Voltron.
Speaker 2:Oh, voltron, yeah, oh, like all the tigers and stuff. Yeah, all the tigers, yeah, yeah man my friends.
Speaker 1:One of my friends had every like.
Speaker 2:He yeah, yeah, man, my friends, one of my friends had every like, he had all of them.
Speaker 1:All the Tigers, he rich.
Speaker 2:He was rich and I had the. I had the purple ones.
Speaker 1:He had the nice ones that actually moved. Yeah, I had the ones that had like little rollers on them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was the cheap version of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, hey, I remember my boy had the. Uh, the He-Man like the universe.
Speaker 2:Oh, he did. Masters of the Universe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, whatever, castle Grayskull.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:You had to be reached ahead at that. I used to just go over his house and just look at it like damn, that's nice, Can we play ColecoVision? We all had that. One friend that had everything Back then. That's when I did. I had Intellivision.
Speaker 2:You had Intellivision, I had ColecoVision.
Speaker 1:You had ColecoVision. Yeah, yo, I had Intellivision. I had an Atari. I did have an Atari. My cousin had an Atari. I used to always get that little when I go play. My did have an Atari. My cousin had an Atari. I used to always get that little when. I'd go play with my cousins in them Atari, yeah, and I remember I used to get that blister like right in the middle from I don't know what game I was playing, yeah, from the joystick.
Speaker 2:I don't know what the hell I was playing With the one red button.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you always went over to somebody one of your ghetto-ass cousin, ass cousins houses that joystick and remember just like the plastic was showing. Yeah, yeah, you're like man, like now you can sit up here and go get another joystick and I know this stuff is big business and expensive. Now tell me about you can like buy in game. I'm not. I'm not buying anything.
Speaker 2:You buy all them old games for like 50 bucks. Now they have it all down there 450 games, I do think about getting Pac-Man, though. Oh you go get the or Galaga.
Speaker 1:Costco. They sell the Atari.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:But the arcade. Thing.
Speaker 2:And then they got all the games built into them. Oh, yeah, the mini arcade yeah, I seen them too. Yeah, those are good, especially like that, true, true.
Speaker 1:You remember going into the arcade.
Speaker 2:You put your quarters like the third or fourth one.
Speaker 1:Never know man, man for real, Like I said you just sit up here and be like okay, so you the winner, yeah.
Speaker 2:He's next, then it's Chris. That's my third quarter up there. That's my quarter.
Speaker 1:The fourth quarter will be like hey, that's mine. Then you just go outside and you're playing around, you're about to be next, or whatever. You're playing pole position or joust? Yeah, that one kid.
Speaker 2:Karate champ Dominant. Everybody just lining up their quarters on the right side. But that be the kid.
Speaker 1:When y'all Roddy Champ, dominant man, yeah, everybody just lining up their quarters on the right side, you able to do hey, but that be the kid Like when y'all in school he playing yeah yeah, they got to kick him out the store Like shouldn't you be in school, uh-huh. Y'all always suspended. But yeah, our kids would never know what it's like Because, like y'all, do not know what a real arcade is.
Speaker 2:Our real arcade was in somebody's house.
Speaker 1:I think I touched my first titty at an arcade, okay At. Roland Eggers Mall. I just remember shit. You can put your hand on my shirt. I'm like I don't think my father ever knew that. I don't know, I think I might have been.
Speaker 2:You know, now I touched my first titty he just brushed up on it oh what was that? That was soft.
Speaker 1:I was just sitting up here like I was on the bus. You know how you just sit up here. And he'd just be like man.
Speaker 2:And they'd be wearing their little lip gloss. I dared to touch her titty. He, you be like man.
Speaker 1:See if she'll let you touch her titty. You had to go under her coat. You had to go and get the arm on the bus.
Speaker 2:Look around, make sure nobody else is looking and she just sitting there like this.
Speaker 1:And then she got a bra on and you had to pull the bra down just to touch the nipple, you be like oh man, that was sexual harassment.
Speaker 2:man, that little, I don't even know.
Speaker 1:Man, that was sexual harassment man that little girl Once said she was scared of you. Yeah, I know, ain't that crazy. She wanted me to. I know you be like she wanted me to right.
Speaker 2:She was holding your hand While y'all was on the bus and then, once you got up Under her coat, she just sat there and looked like Like she was petrified.
Speaker 1:Come to find out. Everybody done touched the titty.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I thought we was special.
Speaker 2:I thought we was an item. Everybody touched the titty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, can I touch it again?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you sitting here, you walking around.
Speaker 1:But then it's so funny Because see, here's the difference. You know, when you're sitting up here and you're a kid or whatever and you're concerned, you know everybody didn't touch the titty or whatever nigga. You know you start getting older. You know everybody didn't touch and suck and whatever you don't even care.
Speaker 1:You be like, ah, whatever she take showers, ain't that crazy. I was like changes like that, hey, that's nuts as you get older, you know. I mean I'm just going for the most, I'm just going like general, like just massive, yeah, but people is dating and doing, you know, doing all that stuff you like hey you like whatever, hell yeah, if you use a kid like yeah, oh yeah girl. Yeah, if you was a kid you'd be like man. Listen, kissed you too. Uh, dog, that's a boy's name, homeboy.
Speaker 2:She gave me tongue notes. She didn't give me no tongue.
Speaker 1:Tank, like you know, like I said, I'm always talking about. I listen to the.
Speaker 2:R&B Money podcast.
Speaker 1:And Tank, he was talking about that. He was saying that you know when dudes you know late, somebody didn't date it. Like you might have talked to a chick now you know talking to her, or however, but he was just saying, you know, when he was dating and all that stuff, he said he wouldn't even care. He'd be like oh no, she's mine now.
Speaker 2:I was like, hey, that's a good way to think, though. No, that is true.
Speaker 1:He'd be like hey, no, she's mine now.
Speaker 2:Like man, you're sitting up there like as a kid.
Speaker 1:I know this is going through your head like man.
Speaker 2:I can't believe she fucked that.
Speaker 1:That dick ain't even cute, you all mad and stuff All cuffed up, like I said. Now fast forward. Now y'all all suck dick. That's just par for the course. Oh yeah, whatever I'm just now. I'll do you with now she brush her teeth.
Speaker 2:That's why they make Listerine. Yeah exactly, you didn't know about that stuff.
Speaker 1:That is hilarious Life. No, that ain't we're going to talk about. Oh, that is hilarious Life. No, that ain't we're going to talk about the.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're fresh.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know what I need to talk about. What's that? Thank you, tyler Perry. I watch Beauty, beauty and Black on.
Speaker 2:Netflix.
Speaker 1:I got that queued up. Oh, my god, I'm gonna tell you, if you don't release that early January 2025, cause I don't know if I can wait- Beauty and Black yeah, it's on Netflix. I gotta watch this. It's eight episodes, I'm not telling you nothing. You know the whole Tyler Perry formula Scandalous. I was sitting up there watching that thing like man. I got to go.
Speaker 2:I got to go to sleep, yeah.
Speaker 1:No, I'm going to go ahead and watch it. Then I sit up here falling asleep. I gotta go to sleep. Nah, I'm gonna go ahead and watch it. Then I sit up here and fall asleep. I'm like, oh man, I'm coming home tomorrow and I'm gonna watch Beauty and Blonde. I'm like, man, it's, it's, it's alright.
Speaker 1:I mean, obviously, you know, it's a bunch of I mean it's a few people in there that maybe two, three, four, probably about three, three, maybe four people that you may recognize, a lot of new people you know, which is good, but it was interesting, very, very interesting and I liked it A few things they could have did without.
Speaker 1:But I'm just like the only thing I've heard about the storyline got me with Tyler Perry, like a lot of the homosexual stuff and you know nothing against it, but it's. I'm just like can you throw like a little heterosexual scene in? I'm like the nigga kiss on the neck, but then you show the nigga getting his back blown out. I'm like the nigga kiss on the neck, but then you show the nigga getting his back blown out.
Speaker 2:I'm like okay, they ain't got to see that. Show her getting her back blown out. That's what I want to see.
Speaker 1:Keep it even Steven, that's all I'm saying. Tick for tack, I'm cool with it, meaning okay, no, hey, we all need to love somebody. So if you want to love somebody that look like you, fuck them, love them. But let me show like what I love. Let me see that little, pretty little red bone. Get her wig split wide open. Real, I'm just sitting up here be like, oh okay, rewind a little bit.
Speaker 2:Let me wind up, all right.
Speaker 1:But yeah, no, that's. My recommendation for the week is Beauty in. Black. Oh, I was watching Beauty in Black. I was watching those About to Die. Basically, Roman is on.
Speaker 2:Peacock man, y'all got too many platforms. I'm always talking about Netflix stuff.
Speaker 1:It's on Peacock. I do pay for Peacock. I only talk about Netflix, but it's called those About to Die. If you're into ancient Rome, I'm into that stuff. So gladiators and cheering fights and all that stuff. Well, if you got, black people or you said it is yeah naked, yeah, okay, they show titties.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh they show tna, I'm cool mark is putting on my calendar I've got one more.
Speaker 1:no, no, I ain't going to say I was going to say I had one more thing to say about beauty and black. There's absolutely no way nobody in that whole entire goddamn town. Whatever is that goddamn in shape, you throw some regular people in there.
Speaker 2:It's Tyler Perry dog he always got it.
Speaker 1:Absolutely not real. Okay, I'm done. All those BET Plus shows, all of them, yeah, they all but pretty people.
Speaker 1:You sit up here and you be like man, don't, nobody look like that, not everybody. You might have like one or two, and then you be like you throw some bad bodies up in there to keep it realistic. But no, hey, for both, for men and women. There's definitely some eye candy up in there for you, but it is it. Yeah, check it out. And then what was the show you were saying those About to Die, you in the Roman civilization? Hey, civilization stuff, I like it. I know we told y'all we do not fact check, so sometimes we get misinformation. I hear about it, but I really don't care. You check for yourself. I said about two, maybe three shows ago, like the movie with what's homeboy with Hugh Grant was out. I said about two, maybe three shows ago, like the movie with what's homeboy with Hugh Grant was out, heretic, yeah, yeah, it's actually out Now it's out now, today, yeah.
Speaker 1:So Heretic is out. I'm waiting for the, the best Christmas pageant ever. Not sure what that's about. I'm waiting for the one with the rock in it. With the rock in it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's next week. Next week, right. Yeah, that's next week Red one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want to see that they hyping that one up.
Speaker 2:Chris Evans.
Speaker 1:I don't know what Blitz is about, but it's queued up and it pops up on my little app for movies. That's out. We have Liam Nielsen I think this one came out last week Absolution Elevation I don't know what that's about either, but yeah, anyway, that's out. I think that's about. Yeah, anyway, that's out. I think that's about. Yeah, let me see what movie is still out. That's Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice that's still in the theater. Usher coming to town in a couple weeks oh, is it? We're going to go see Usher. Shit, go ahead.
Speaker 1:I think so your girl. Get her back blown out by that nigga, if you want to Parking lot pimping 26. Yeah, you know how we do. You come here to 26, I think. So I want him to sing. Say what you want. Say what you want, but don't say you're so. Oh no, don't say it's over. Don't say it's over. Call me out my name. I'm sorry, usher, for messing your song up, but nigga you give us hope.
Speaker 1:That's the jam right there, though. Say what you want. That's the song of the week. Damn it, because Usher is coming and I don't have nothing else to say. Anybody else got something to say? Say it loud Well, I'm black and I'm proud I'm black black black, Real, real black black. Holla, All right peace.