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Punchlines and Public Scandals: A Comedic Dive into Hypothetical Billionaire Fights, Celebrity Burglaries, and 90s Nostalgia
What if you could punch your way to a billion dollars or star in a scandalous public tape for the same prize? In this hilariously hypothetical episode of the Nobody's Talking Podcast, Steve, Shyrod, and Bosco dive headfirst into these outrageous possibilities, dreaming up a Netflix Boxing Edition featuring none other than Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. With oversized gloves and even bigger laughs, the hosts ruminate on the comedic chaos such scenarios would unleash, all while cheekily comparing these billion-dollar antics to celebrity scandals and the consequences of full-blown public indecency.
Switching topics faster than a sports fan swaps jerseys, we share the rollercoaster ride of changing loyalties from the Chicago Bears to the Carolina Panthers, fueled by the power of team colors and fandom fervor. We get into the quirky challenges athletes face, like sun glare, and muse over the amusing parallels in everyday life. When the conversation takes a surprising twist with tales of burglaries at Patrick Mahomes' and Travis Kelce's homes, the trio enthusiastically debates the vulnerabilities faced by public figures and the intrigue of potential inside jobs, making for a lively and laugh-packed discussion on the unpredictability of fame.
Our time machine then whisks us back to the nostalgic land of generational shifts, where we celebrate today’s defiant grandparents and the timeless allure of 90s movie couples. From high school crushes on friends' moms to reminiscing about iconic pairings like Omar Epps and Sanaa Lathan, we revel in the ever-evolving landscape of attractiveness and fitness. As we ponder the boundaries actors cross in intimate movie scenes, the podcast ensures listeners a hearty dose of humor and candid conversations, all tied together with a playful nod to the wonderful world of nostalgia, celebrity allure, and the comedic side of life.
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Let the crowd get hyped. That's for Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. This is a Netflix Boxing Edition. Steve, getting right with the headphones. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are back for another crazy week of a candid conversation, yay, yay, with none other than not Puff Daddy, not Jay-Z, but guess what? We don't even have R Kelly. I invited Michael Jordan. He's not here, so guess what you get me, sherrod and Steve. I'm going to let everybody introduce themselves, but hey, follow us on Instagram Nobody's Talking Podcast and Twitter Nobody's Talking 1. Oh wait, nobody's Talking Podcast. Yeah, I don't even remember what Twitter is.
Speaker 1:X, x, yeah, anyway, just follow us on IG Nobody's nobody's talking podcast there you go how y'all doing y'all good good hey, this is your boy, this is bosco aka joining us. Hey shit, aka the chocolate To his left is.
Speaker 4:Sherrod AKA.
Speaker 2:I'd probably get in the ring with Mike for a billion.
Speaker 1:Aren't they fighting with big gloves? Probably 16 ounces. You want 20 ounce gloves? Wait To my left.
Speaker 5:That's your boy. Steve Superman is in the building, he getting in. Let's go, Mike. Let's go, Mike. I go for a milli.
Speaker 1:And it's three weeks without Joe. Huh, yeah, it is, and we like to introduce hey, next time Joe come on, he gonna be a special guest.
Speaker 5:Special guest is in the building we got a special guest.
Speaker 2:We got a special guest joining us. He gonna have three weeks worth of pent up.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, pent up frustration.
Speaker 5:Cause you know Alabama finna get put out the playoffs. Just gonna let him go.
Speaker 1:Hey boy, he gonna hear playoffs Just going to let him go. Hey boy, he going to hear this. He about to go. Yeah, he going to have something to say about that. Yeah, he going to have something to say, yeah, anyway. So now you were saying you would fight Mike for a billion, for a billion A billion.
Speaker 5:Actually, my minimum would be I would fight Mike for a billion, for a billion.
Speaker 2:Actually my minimum would be, I would fight Mike for 10 mil.
Speaker 5:Actually.
Speaker 3:I'd probably get in the ring with him for a million, see, but who?
Speaker 5:would want to see that. Nobody ain't going to want to see it, but if someone came to me and said hey, you're going to get in the ring.
Speaker 2:You got three rounds. The last of Mike Tyson Did you get?
Speaker 1:taxes taken out or just like a settlement 100% 100% One mil, one mil.
Speaker 3:So whatever y'all need to pay, pay over that.
Speaker 1:So when I cash out it's a million bucks.
Speaker 5:Exactly.
Speaker 1:Right, I got you.
Speaker 5:Did you see Roy Jones Jr? No, when he was talking about the fight.
Speaker 1:Hey, I saw that clip. Man, that shit was funny. Somebody had that clip. It's been a Last year.
Speaker 5:He said man, mike ain't got no, he ain't got no, he can't turn off his crazy switch hey send it to me I wasn't supposed to throw no uppercuts at Mike.
Speaker 1:Yeah, send it to me.
Speaker 2:Oh man, that was hilarious. Yeah, no, there's been a. He said that a few times.
Speaker 5:He said nope, I said jab, hook right crotch, I would not throw uppercuts. You see, mike up a cuss man. I wasn't giving him no ideas, let me see if I can find it. He would have knocked me, clean out. Mike up a cuss. Come with that ferociousness, mike is crazy.
Speaker 2:Right, what's that switch?
Speaker 5:turn on. He said as soon as he in the ring ding, ding. You see it in his eyes. Oh shit, chicken hawking for the whole time. Hey, I wouldn't try to let that nigga hit me either, though. No, I'm not fighting that dude, no, I ain't even trying to take a body blow. Nigga, I'm getting out the way this nigga running, be sure to ask still, nigga, you crazy. I'm going to show you how quick I am. Look like a butterfly. Fly like one too.
Speaker 2:The way Mike is training for this fight, that's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 5:That's what I'm telling you, man, you can't turn that off.
Speaker 1:You sent it.
Speaker 1:I'm going to resend it. See, now I'm going to tell you why this is good. Because obviously, when y'all hear this, I think the fight may be over, but it's going to be good to sit up here and listen to this. Would you Fight Mike Tyson banner. Y'all know we like to do that. A lot of comparisons Like what would you do for this or what would you do for that. Because I'm going to tell you something that I heard. Remember we talked about sex tapes before, right. Somebody said always they would not, would not, would not for one billion bill like with a b, like big, big bill like billy, exactly Bill Like.
Speaker 1:Bill Like, bill Like.
Speaker 5:Billy Club Exactly One.
Speaker 1:Billy, millie, billy, billy, billy, for one billion dollars. She said she would not make a sex tape, right, but I'm gonna tell you why it's bad With your significant other. So I was like, so you will not make a sex tape with your husband for $1 billion Shit. And she was like, oh, the public is going to see it man, shit duh, uh.
Speaker 5:I was like look, dude, kim Kardashian did with Ray J for free Dude, and she's still a billionaire, hey.
Speaker 1:I will have sex in the middle of the mall for a billion dollars.
Speaker 5:And get arrested.
Speaker 1:And don't get no fun. No, but then when we get out, we good, anyway, you got a billion dollars. I'm like listen a billion dollars, oh, come on.
Speaker 5:How long you get for a public indecency.
Speaker 1:Hey man, but who I don't, I'm be out in like two days.
Speaker 5:Who gonna sue?
Speaker 2:you Judge gonna be like Somebody gonna sue you.
Speaker 1:They gonna try to sue you Because of their kids or something. Because of their kids watching this shit. You done, been scarred for life yeah.
Speaker 5:I be like man. I don't know your kids, I didn't see no kids.
Speaker 1:Anyway, I'm just trying to set the magnitude. Yeah, that's crazy. I just thought it was crazy. It is, but the lady saying that she wouldn't make a sex take with her husband.
Speaker 5:Police call for me a billion for a billion dollars just go ahead and take me to jail when I'm finished, but yeah exactly.
Speaker 2:I think y'all see the video where there's a group of guys doing a podcast and one of these questions for a billion dollars, would you? The guy just says I'm sucking it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now that's.
Speaker 1:I'm off the board with that one Hold on we didn't even ask the question.
Speaker 3:Like damn did he?
Speaker 4:I'm off the board with that.
Speaker 2:That shit was hilarious.
Speaker 1:But yeah, nah, anything else. Yeah, I mean, I'm not, it's cool, but yeah, nah, anything else yeah, a million dollars, yeah, nah, sex tapes. I mean, I'm not sitting up here, I'm not a homophobe or nothing, but I'm cool on that. Sex tapes.
Speaker 2:But any.
Speaker 1:Any uh Heterosexual activities. Hey, I'm down for it, I'm all good A billion.
Speaker 2:Go ahead and release it.
Speaker 1:I'm like man Listen.
Speaker 5:Release that motherfucker At 1.30 in the morning AM Ain't nobody watching, I release it.
Speaker 2:You should release it. I have my commercials on. I don't care when you release it. I got a billion dollars.
Speaker 5:Dude. What they gonna say. See my little shiny milk dud. Yeah, what they gonna say oh his little thing, thing Little.
Speaker 1:I'm like Shit A billion dollars, exactly, a billion dollars, exactly. Hey, I don't want to touch it.
Speaker 4:I don't want to touch it for a billion.
Speaker 5:I get that motherfucking money sign tattooed on that bitch.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:With two stripes, because there's a Billy, that's a Billy Billy.
Speaker 2:Jackpot. You go ahead and talk about me as much as you want with your broke ass.
Speaker 1:I got a billion dollars A Billy. Oh, I got a billion dollars, billy. This is it right here? Yep, alright, hold on. Yeah, alright, this is Roy Jones Talking about who's? I think this is Shout out to CW on Instagram. We pulled this from his Instagram.
Speaker 5:Uh-oh, you're giving credits out.
Speaker 1:We're giving out critics?
Speaker 5:Yeah, because you know this. Pulled this from his Instagram. Uh-oh, he's giving credits out. Let's see Giving out credits.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you know this, we don't fact check. Yeah, no, we don't fact check, but you know we don't own it. I don't know who owns it. Obviously he pulled it from somewhere, but anyway it's still on his IG, the.
Speaker 3:AI creator.
Speaker 2:This is the thing right here, you know we have no idea what all right, I think I found it Technical difficulty.
Speaker 1:How come? Oh, you know what I'm tripping. I know what happened. I'm turning the wrong thing up. Y'all know. We don't know what I'm tripping. I know what happened. I'm turning the wrong thing up. Y'all know. We don't know what we doing. We just here having fun. We need to get a board guy. If you hear any noise, it's just me and the boys.
Speaker 4:Pitbull mentality. He don't know how to play mentality. He don't know how to play what we tell me. Then go.
Speaker 3:You don't let this crazy man go and then throw this right up.
Speaker 4:You know you were smothering that, joe, you was not letting it happen listen, have you seen twice my side, twice my size Referee said let him go. I said you, let him go. I'm not going to let him go, not on me. No, mike has a switch. Like you said, he don't know how to play. He's a lion all day, every day. Don't mess with the lion, leave the lion alone. So I knew this, right. Yeah, so I'm out here getting in shape. My coach like hey, don't run them heels today. I'm like you ain't finna be in there with that dang old fool I am. I'm finna be like my leg's in shape. He's like catching me. I don't care what you say, you understand me. Tell me to come on, hit him with the uppercut so he can try to hit me back with it. Are you serious? I'm gonna hit him with the jab.
Speaker 4:The right hand the hook, everything else. I'm not giving him no idea. I'm not giving him any idea. Have you seen Holyfield here? Yeah, come on, bro, I'm not going to get this dude started. Vinny High. He been on the shrooms over there. You don't know what's going on. I'm not stupid, god that's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Anyway, who was that? Because I thought that was Bill Bellamy.
Speaker 2:That was Bill Bellamy, Roy Jones Jr. Yep, yep.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Shout out to Bill Bellamy. Yeah, forget that boy. That's going to be interesting to see, though.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, that's going to be a good fight.
Speaker 1:Now, first off, I don't think it's real, I'm just going to say it right now.
Speaker 2:You don't think so.
Speaker 1:No, I don't think it's real man.
Speaker 5:You think it's going to be staged? I think it is. I think the NFL is staged, Kansas City going undefeated thus far no.
Speaker 1:I don't think that no, that's not staged, yeah, that's undefeated.
Speaker 5:No, that's staged, though it United.
Speaker 1:States, it's scripted.
Speaker 5:It's scripted for the last quarter, the refs are on Kansas City's side.
Speaker 1:Are you one of them, believers?
Speaker 5:Yep, it's all scripted. You think so? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1:So it's scripted for the Bears. Yep, because you know they keep doing the same fucking thing.
Speaker 2:They going off the same script. They keep going off the same script. They keep going off the same script they got beat by Jane Daniels and Drake May right.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and he got smashed.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's true, because they were the first three quarterbacks.
Speaker 2:They made him look like pure D-ass.
Speaker 5:Man wait till we go up against Lil' this weekend. Who y'all play this week? Green Bay, oh man he doing down.
Speaker 1:That's a hated rival right there for the Bears.
Speaker 5:I can't stand Green Bay with it, man. He doing down that's a hated rival right there for the Bears. I can't stand Green Bay with it, man. I'm liking Green Bay better than the Bears right now. Damn Damn. I would never say that that's right, because you really You're not a big Cardinals fan, hell no. See if your 49 was doing the same shit that the Bears done did for the last 20 years, ever since 85,. Nigga man fuck. Nigga man, fuck that. I'm tired.
Speaker 1:Hey, I think who was. It was Dan Patrick or Colin Cowherd. One of them shows they was like man. They still living off 85.
Speaker 5:They still living off All the money they made in 85. It might even been.
Speaker 1:It actually even Might have been Two pros and a cup of joe Jonas Knox. Yeah, whoever it was. One of them dudes, shout out to all of them that said it, and I thought it was hilarious. I was like damn 1985. Man, that was so long ago.
Speaker 2:You wouldn't think the Bears would be dysfunctional like that, like the Browns are dysfunctional, the Browns have not been good since Bernie Kozol.
Speaker 1:Think about it. I know they done made playoffs a couple times and stuff, wow, but they have not been good or consistent since Bernie Kosar, mm-hmm. And I know they had the thing with the drive with John Elway and the fumble with Ernest Biner. Boy, I tell you what it hurts in Ohio, boy, see, goodness gracious. So, hey, cleveland, know how you feel, see, I was like Well, at least you can't say 1985, you got a Super Bowl.
Speaker 5:It used to get to me. Now I'll be like man, please.
Speaker 1:See now, he would have won a franchise.
Speaker 5:They ain't even my team, no more, I'm going with the panthers and I don't even care if they lose. I'll go with them before I go with the bears.
Speaker 1:I got that uniform, I know I love the bears or the panthers panthers oh yeah, I like those colors, I like, I love them colors.
Speaker 5:I'll be like man, this is my shit right here. It's gonna be my new thing. I'll put it on my bike. Put a big old pan Panther on the side.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm glad you went with them instead of them boys. So I'd be like Wakanda forever.
Speaker 5:I'm a cowboy.
Speaker 1:How's your brother feeling now? You know he's actually accepted it.
Speaker 5:I know he's going through a great depression he be sending me little clips talking about cowboys.
Speaker 2:That's me every week how they be getting beat. I'm like damn.
Speaker 1:Man. He might be doing the. Oh, what's your name? Treatment, what's that? Oh, the rabbit treatment on 8 Mile. Yeah, you know, you talk about yourself. Oh, yeah, so when nobody else?
Speaker 2:gets you. Yeah, he just like damn. I was going to send him this clip, but he already sent it to me.
Speaker 1:I'm like damn he to be. I was like damn he doing the most. That is what it is we good. Hey, how come all of a sudden, the sun is a problem? I know you done played football since five six seven years old. When did you ever hear that? I mean no, it's a real thing though.
Speaker 5:I'm not saying that it's not.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying that it's not either, but I'm gonna say I absolutely know For sure it is Back Turning punts and all that, but Exactly.
Speaker 5:That's all I'm wondering. Nigga you a professional. It was funny, the sun was in my eyes.
Speaker 2:It was funny Cause they showed like I didn't even With CD Lamb.
Speaker 5:Did he miss it? He didn't even see the ball, he didn't even see it.
Speaker 2:So he's just running. You know, the ball just comes right behind him.
Speaker 1:I mean that's happened before, like not in the game, but it's. But then the cameraman went over. Yeah, this happened before and you look like damn.
Speaker 2:Well, it's funny because the cameraman went to the same exact spot. There's a sudden right there, so I can I understand it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, no, no, no, you can't see, Trust me.
Speaker 2:But then they was talking. That's the real thing, how Jerry Jones like they got shades for those windows because they pull the shades over those windows when they have concerts and stuff. They're like why don't they just pull the shade?
Speaker 1:Why don't they just pull the shade, hey. But just like he said, hey, it's home field advantage.
Speaker 5:But not with your team going that way.
Speaker 1:If your team going that way with the sun coming in and you know what plays the call and not the call.
Speaker 2:They got to do it for both.
Speaker 1:You know what plays the call and not the call, that's like when we play at the gym. Remember how, a certain time, like that, sun comes through the window and it's terrible.
Speaker 5:And we just some old dudes Running up and down the court Playing basketball. Oughta hit me dead in the face One time I was standing there.
Speaker 1:I ain't see shit, so that's why I said Right, like it absolutely Is a real thing, but we're just trying to say that.
Speaker 5:They got shades.
Speaker 2:We don't have shades At LA Fitness. They're still professional.
Speaker 1:They get paid millions of dollars to do something they love doing, and how much you get paid on Sunday Not a guy, exactly, so we can sit up there and miss and we put up our own shades and they took them down. I know. We did them a favor. I know man, Ungrateful mother.
Speaker 5:Let me go work there. I'm going gonna go put that shit up. Hey, at least it worked.
Speaker 1:These niggas got tinfoil when we at, we in the south side. What you want, man, what you want, you want the black tin. It worked.
Speaker 5:They always want To put up some cardboard Shit. What you want, you want us to put real tin up there, something they need to put something up there. They need to put it up there.
Speaker 1:Exactly put something up there.
Speaker 5:They need to put it up there, not us. They're not like us.
Speaker 1:Did y'all hear about Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey?
Speaker 2:Something popped up. I didn't hear about it.
Speaker 1:Y'all their homes got burglarized. Somebody broke in their crib. Why? Because remember where did they play at? They played While they was gone, yeah.
Speaker 2:And they just played different.
Speaker 5:And his wife, don't his wife stay there.
Speaker 1:I mean, I guess she was gone too. Yeah, yeah they'd be, at the game. Yeah, oh, wow, so they got. I guess they got Patrick Mahomes first and then just a little bit later they got.
Speaker 5:Travis Kelsey. It's probably somebody that worked for the cable company. I don't trust them hey.
Speaker 1:Somebody was like oh, that's an inside job, right it has to be. Hey, what if it's somebody that worked for the cheese?
Speaker 2:oh man, that's just dirty it has to be an inside job, because you figured you know what would be funny?
Speaker 1:what if you found out it was Andy Reid?
Speaker 2:It's probably fake.
Speaker 1:Hey y'all, yeah, y'all know we only here for Joe, but you figured, no, I mean the story is real. Yeah, no, I was saying.
Speaker 2:But both of them are multi-million dollar houses. What type of multi-million dollar house do you have now that doesn't have a security?
Speaker 5:system Security system Right. With cameras everywhere somebody knows and turned it off. Somebody know, and then they turn it off.
Speaker 1:Right One of, I think, somebody's house. I think it was.
Speaker 5:My shit arms automatically. I don't even have to arm it. Oh it's from.
Speaker 1:Let me see, I guess they got $21,000 worth of stuff from Travis Kelsey's house, so really $1,000 worth of stuff because they took $20,000 worth of cash.
Speaker 5:You guys $20,000 in cash in a mattress.
Speaker 1:Hey shit, hey remember, we live in a different lifestyle.
Speaker 5:You right, you right. Hey, they stay above my pay grade.
Speaker 1:Hey, they way above mine.
Speaker 5:They might have that shit just sitting on top of the car.
Speaker 1:I don't even carry anything. Yeah, I never carry anything, so I guess.
Speaker 5:I got $20 in my pocket. I don't have any no-transcript.
Speaker 1:That's the only time I carry. Yeah, nine times out of ten. I'm like everybody has apple pay or google pay yeah, tap, whatever. And uh, I don't even carry my debit card. No, I don't ever carry my card, like if I go to the ATM I just do the phone, like I mean I got all the stuff on the phone If I needed to go to the ATM, but if it's somewhere where it's cash only, like Pete's Fish and Chips, oh, I'm jacked up Because I don't use any of those ATMs that they use. No, hey, I'm cheap. Tell me if I have to pay a fee. Oh, I drive five miles to go find a bank.
Speaker 1:Let me go find a Bank of America ATM Just to save $2.50. Or $3 or whatever the hell they charge now.
Speaker 2:I mean, if I had, if I'm sitting there and I'm I mean if I absolutely had was forced to?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I try to plan ahead.
Speaker 2:Like okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1:I mean, in all this time with modern technology it hasn't happened, maybe once.
Speaker 2:See, I'm almost afraid. I mean, I can put Google Pay or Samsung Pay on my phone, but that shit be scaring me, I don't know why.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you real old school. Then, dude, I use it all the time, for real, all the time.
Speaker 2:I mean, there's some times I wish I had it on, because your card is always changing when you use your physical card. No, they have the information.
Speaker 1:When you go to use your card on your phone. It's just a random number.
Speaker 1:It's associated with your card, but it's always switched and I'm sure, trust me, I know somebody out here listening Like, oh, trust me, we can get that. And I'm sure, trust me, I know somebody out here listening like, oh, trust me, we can get that. I'm sure you can. But I think it's easier to get the information from your credit card slash debit card than it is, because I still use my card and I put it in, even when it's apple pay. But you're like, uh, hey, you know what, we can google that. Which one is safer man? Your card or yeah, so they I know a few other people have been like burglarized a few players while they were playing.
Speaker 2:I mean, we've seen Patrick Mahomes' house. Everybody watched quarterback, so they showed it being built and I just don't get, in this day and age again, how these multi-million dollar houses can get broken into. But again, I'm not in that tax bracket. I don't know what goes on and who they deal with and, like you said, it had to be an inside job.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's like them celebrities. Well, they are celebrities too, but like the actors and the singers and entertainers. When somebody's house got broken into and they were in the house, so I guess it was just like. On the other end, I was like man. Now that's not like inside job, because how do you know, I mean, how do you not Think about it? No, I'm saying like if I know how big your house is, and I'm like, oh, saying like if I know how big your house is, and I'm like, oh, he'll never come on this end, or you know, he always watch tv here, right, so you can go to this wing right here and rob whatever down there. But you're just like man and rich people problems.
Speaker 2:I'm sitting up here I have, wasn't it?
Speaker 1:one, two? Well, if you count the garage.
Speaker 2:Wasn't it Sean Taylor. Sean Taylor was murdered by a dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was a burglary. That was a burglary.
Speaker 2:He was murdered, shot by someone that broke into his house. They didn't know he was there. They didn't know he was there.
Speaker 1:They probably thought he would be at practice or something. I'm like man. Let me find out if it's one of them cheerleaders or something Like one of them chief cheerleaders.
Speaker 2:Click, click boom.
Speaker 1:Go see if they got some of them new cheerleading boots or something.
Speaker 5:She got dying males on her boots.
Speaker 1:now, all of a sudden, Like man, hold on, that's nuts. Yeah, no, I did think that too, though, steve. Yeah, if I went to $20,000, I was like, didn't I? I mean, I only thought about it for like five seconds, I was like, ah, $20,000 for him, yeah, that'd be, that'd be like $20.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I was like. That'd be like if somebody took like 20 bucks. You'd be like Every time you turn on TV, patrick Mahomes or Travis Kelsey Commercing anyway, those dudes just making money Hands over fists.
Speaker 1:I'm like man and you don't. I mean, if you pay security, that's a lot of money though that ain't nothing to them Pay for security.
Speaker 2:I'm saying to watch your-.
Speaker 5:Salaries like $50,000, $60,000? $50,000, $60,000.
Speaker 1:To watch your house around the clock. Right, you'll have to have three shifts. I know Bron got it. Yeah, bron has it At his house in Ohio. Yeah, yeah, around the clock. Oh wow, somebody's there, and remember he's in LA. So you figure.
Speaker 2:But he paid somebody.
Speaker 5:It probably costs $100,000 a year to pay a company to do that? Yeah, right.
Speaker 2:Something like that.
Speaker 3:That ain't nothing, but he can afford it. Right, right, right $100,000.
Speaker 5:I, if I could afford it, I would. That would give me peace of mind. Yeah, no, that's true, I can go home and I can know, ain't nobody behind my door, instead of me having to go check with my peace out. Hey, I don't close the doors. Who closed that door? Hold on.
Speaker 1:And them houses are big man Compound. I think I'd be scared to be in them big-ass houses by myself. I'm like, damn, this is a big house. Why did I make this house so I want to do them cats ever sit down and you ever think you know you've been in the bedroom. Now you go to the game room and you like damn, I done forgot my, I done forgot my phone in the bedroom.
Speaker 2:You gotta walk all the way across.
Speaker 5:Yeah, damn, you gotta walk all the way across. Yeah, damn, you gotta walk all the way across.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, those problems, don't you think? If your house is like what, 12, 13,000 square feet, you'd be like goodness, could you think about it now? You'd be like, oh man, I left my wallet upstairs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a long way and like when, when your watch gets so far from your phone, it lets you know. Oh, like you forgetting your phone. Yeah, yeah, oh, yours do that Mine does.
Speaker 1:yeah, oh see, that's fancy right there. Yours don't do that Mm-mm, I don't think Actually I got something to say about these watches too. I'm glad you brought that up. Mine don't do it.
Speaker 5:Segway.
Speaker 1:I just got a Fitbit. Listen to this. I was looking at the. You know, you can look at your little fitness stuff, fitness tracker. Yeah, hey, I'm telling y'all, whatever watch you want I mean I happen to have Apple, you have Samsung, samsung, fitbit, garmin, whatever you want hey, I think it's a good investment. But I'm looking at the vitals, right, so I'm looking. You can check everything it says. It says I did a workout on 16 of the last 28 days. I think that's pretty decent 16, and especially for an everyday man you know I'm not a professional athlete or anything. But then I get to fitness. Right, it says my fitness level is below average. Now, exactly that's exactly what I said. Now I'm saying my fitness level is below average. Now, exactly that's exactly what I said. Now I'm saying my fitness level is above average. But I absolutely, 100% guarantee and will bet a million dollars it ain't below average. So what I'm trying to figure out is are they comparing it to you, Like, is it you compared to you, or is it?
Speaker 5:You compared to your age?
Speaker 1:group. Because now, because listen, now I use that to say because the way my checking and what Kevin Hart said, the way my checking, and savings is set up. No because obviously my work schedule changed a little bit.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So I had to figure out when I'm going to go to the Hill, because I work a little later. So, yeah, on the day that I was used to going to the Hill for like 10, 12 years, I always went to the Hill on this day, at this time or whatever. So now I have to change it. It but it's still no biggie. But I'm trying to think how in the hell because I know before it said above average before. Now it says below.
Speaker 1:So the only thing I can think is that it's saying below average of. Maybe, like, because if it says it's below average to what my normal fitness level is, if they comparing it to myself, I'll be like okay, I agree with that, okay, so if it's if they compare me to me, all right, but if they compare me to like the national average or whatever, like I said, I'm not saying it's above average, but I absolutely know when they're below average. So that's the only thing I thought about. I was like dog, they gotta be comparing this to, because they even have uh, wait, what is this new thing it's called uh. If y'all got an apple watch, y'all would know. Wait, it's the uh. Uh.
Speaker 2:Wait, it's the Hold on Mine has this thing called an age index, but in order for me to track that it has to, I have to sleep in it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I sleep with mine. Yeah, I sleep with mine. Now I like it.
Speaker 2:I would sleep in it sometimes, but sometimes I find myself getting up in the middle of the night taking it off.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Because it's bothering me. Oh yeah, no, mine don't. It don't bother me at all.
Speaker 2:So then I stop sleeping with it, I just charge it at night.
Speaker 1:Man, I'm trying to think Where's the oh? I know it has. It talks about, like your training effort or whatever, and you can put one through six. Well, one through three is easy, four, five, six is moderate and I think seven through ten is hard. Now what I'm sitting up here trying to figure out is it'll show you your training. It'll say steady or below, or because before it was saying above. Then you know you take a couple days off. It'll say steady, then it'll go below, then you'll work out and it'll go back to steady or above and it changes like daily. So I think that's pretty good right there. But with some of the stuff I don't think they take into consideration, I don't think they take into like people's age.
Speaker 1:I know the stuff ain't like completely accurate, but still Just for entertainment purposes only?
Speaker 5:Yeah, no, exactly, because I know my Fitbit. Sometimes they'll tell me I did like four miles and I know for sure. I was like no, I haven't done four, it's only two. I was like, how in the hell? Like, if I go walking and I've already mapped out my route and I already know how much distance it is, I put my Apple Watch on, I put my Fitbit Watch on.
Speaker 1:Apple Watch is more accurate as far as distance goes, Right right right.
Speaker 5:Fitbit is more accurate as far as maybe calories.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's fitness stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but your Fitbit connects to your phone, right?
Speaker 5:Yeah, and the Apple Watch connects to your phone too.
Speaker 2:The GPS settings and everything Does it track because you know how your apple watch, yeah will fit
Speaker 1:but, do the same thing. Uh-huh, okay, sure does. Interesting, yeah, all these things. Is this thing they have. Like when we were little kids, you just went out and played. Now I wanted I wonder, sitting up there, like, how many calories did you burn, like during recess, or A lot.
Speaker 1:Or, if you had like, through one of your little league practice Little, little league, that's almost like a ton. Little league, little league, little league, little league, little league, little league. Say that three times. Little league, little league, little league. Say that three times. Say it five times fast. You have to say your chitty chitty, bang bang. Say that five times fast. Chitty chitty bang bang Chitty chitty. No, you got to say chitty, chitty, bang bang.
Speaker 1:Chitty chitty to say ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch Everything Nah, we went from. I know one thing is Dre has she had that baby yet? From Jalen Green.
Speaker 2:So this is baby number two For her. Yeah, three.
Speaker 1:No, baby number two, Two okay. Remember her oldest kid is older than Jalen Green. Yeah, that's nuts. That's real crazy man.
Speaker 2:Come on, dog.
Speaker 5:Jada who.
Speaker 1:Peek it, no Dre.
Speaker 5:This one oh Dre.
Speaker 1:Her. I think she had the Boy listen, oh my goodness. Yeah, I ain't mad.
Speaker 2:I don't know how old is she 40. 40.
Speaker 5:Would you hit that when I'm looking 40 like that when I was 40, my 40-year-olds don't look like that 40.
Speaker 2:Isn't it crazy? So you think about it right. Like the 40, 50-year year olds today look so much younger than what they did used to look like. Look like, right. So you think of like like sanford and son wasn't like fred sanford, wasn't he playing like he was like 50 during the show or something like that.
Speaker 1:Was it? Because when did sanford and son start like in a? In the 70s.
Speaker 2:Then it start like late 70s but then you think about, like the Golden Girls, they was in their 50s, yeah, during the show. Yeah, the one chick was the?
Speaker 1:wasn't she one of the youngest? Actually, like the mom? The mom, yeah, they just put a lot of Sophia. No, yeah, sophia was the mom. Right, it was Sophia Dorothy Blanche. Okay, yeah, you're right, you're right, yeah, sophia was the mom.
Speaker 2:Right, it was Sophia Dorothy Blanche yeah, you're right yeah, sophia was the mom but they played like if you pictured them during the show and how old they look and then the age they was like portrayed during the show.
Speaker 1:What about Mr Furler on Three's Company? How old was Mr Furler on Three's Company? How old was Mr Furler that's a good question Back then 70. I don't know, Because remember he was on Andy Griffith.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:He was Barney Fife. I tell you we all act. Oh boy, I tell you, we all over the place today. That's how you should be. You're giving people something to think about. I want to know this stuff. Like back in the day they did look like now yeah, I mean them 40 year olds, you sitting up here, like like they looked 40. Yeah, they looked 40. Back in the day, just think of the 40 year old you knew or saw when you were 10. So Just think of the 40-year-olds you knew or saw when you were 10. So I think, let me see, my pop is I'm 51. My pop is 76.
Speaker 1:So, he'll be 77 next month, so I'm probably I mean, he still look young, but they just I think it's something like when everybody hit a fitness craze or something, something. Yeah, because these 40-somethings now and these grandparents like man Preach. There is absolutely no way they look like that, these grandparents can get it nowadays.
Speaker 5:Remember when you was young you'd be like ugh.
Speaker 1:Now you'd be looking at them like yay, they're ready to go give you like a kiss on the cheek or something, or one of your mom's friends. You're like, yeah, exactly, that's the face I'm talking about right there. Oh shit, that's your grandma.
Speaker 5:Now that's your grandma talking about right there. Oh shit, that's your grandma. That's your grandma. Your grandma, come Give me a kiss baby.
Speaker 1:You 21 years old and Dre. Dre will come and see and your boy go introduce you to his mom.
Speaker 5:That's your mama, Look like he can be your sister boy.
Speaker 1:I'm like man listen, tell your mama come he can be your sister boy.
Speaker 5:I'm like man, listen, tell your mama, come on over to my house, we gonna go to McDonald's and get a Happy Meal. Damn See, that's how porn start.
Speaker 1:You said that's how it started, that's how porn start.
Speaker 2:That's funny. My best friend's mom.
Speaker 1:Oh, I get what you're saying now.
Speaker 2:Hey, you're my mom, you like my mom, my best friend's mom, yeah, you right though, hi.
Speaker 5:I mean we back in high school Is Mikey here. I used to tell my best friend I was like man, I'll do your mom Damn, she had a camel toe dog.
Speaker 3:Alright, man Disrespectful.
Speaker 1:That's why you would tell your friend. You would tell your friend, I showed it.
Speaker 5:Oh, so one of your friend's moms looked good, oh yeah, no, she was all right, she was like a six.
Speaker 1:But you was a kid.
Speaker 3:She had that camel toe though.
Speaker 1:That camel toe looked like Damn. He just disrespected all the sixes out there. Hey we love all y'all.
Speaker 5:If you a six, she was a seven. She was a seven Because of the camel talk you told your boy. Oh yeah, I told him.
Speaker 3:I would do his mom, damn man.
Speaker 5:I'd do your mom, you like my mom, I was like man and we went in that room One night we was playing. They found a big ass Dildo vibrator. I was like oh, that's about my size, yeah, your mom can get it. Oh god.
Speaker 2:Man, I would've kicked you Out my house, right there, boy, if you don't get your ass up out here, I don't want to ever see you again.
Speaker 1:Did you have any friends with like a good looking mom? Yeah, you know, you did Listen. I'm being for real.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I really looked at moms like that Shit.
Speaker 1:No, I mean I've seen some ladies when I was younger. I'm trying to think of like my friends. I mean they were okay, but like they, they looked like. They looked like moms. Yeah, that's how I thought. Yeah, they looked like moms, that's what it was.
Speaker 5:But she was a freak, so that was. That just.
Speaker 1:Turned me on.
Speaker 5:I was just like man, your mom's a freak, she had big titties Nah.
Speaker 2:That camel toe, but that you don't even care when you're a kid. They didn't even have yoga pants back then.
Speaker 5:I know, but she had camel toe in her jeans. You'd be like damn man, what kind of jeans your mama got on man.
Speaker 1:Chic, look at that muff. Remember what was it? Chic, chic, chic, c-h-i, I think, or C-H-I-C.
Speaker 2:Chic, chic yeah she.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she probably had some of them on Some Jordans or some Jordashes, Jordash yeah, Jordash. Jordash yeah, I don't know what kind?
Speaker 5:but them all was right, Little stonewashed.
Speaker 2:Jordashes man. Everybody used to wear some stonewashed jeans.
Speaker 5:Heck yeah, I just love my stonewashed jeans.
Speaker 1:I got some hey, I got a couple pair of blue jean shorts I wear them.
Speaker 5:I still got a couple pairs too. I got a couple pairs too.
Speaker 1:No, nigga, I bust Dude. Yeah, yeah, I bust my particular. I recently just got them. Oh yeah, man, I bust some things out, throwing some J's some little crew socks or something Jean shorts. Coming back, crew socks, hey, but see, here's the thing. I think I'm at the age now to wear First off. When I wear mine, I don't look corny Because you know you think like oh, but Because you know you see some people and I'm like man, I do look corny in them shorts.
Speaker 5:With some socks and sandals, yeah.
Speaker 1:See, I'm not doing that, but.
Speaker 2:Don't let me ever catch y'all with some socks no. I wear socks and sandals.
Speaker 1:You wear socks and sandals. I wear socks and sandals. I've seen people wear socks and sandals.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:You ever watch Modern Family, huh Modern.
Speaker 5:Family, modern Family, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Look up the one. That shit is hilarious Sarah Hyland.
Speaker 1:That's where I got that from, where she was talking about the she was like oh, I don't know if it was a man or a woman. There was, like, oh, the one with the lesbian sandals.
Speaker 2:I don't wear socks and sandals, I wear slides.
Speaker 1:It's a different track. I'm talking about sandals. No, I don't wear sandals. I don't wear sandals.
Speaker 2:Like sandals, nah, or like the. You wear the Birkenstocks. Nope, you had some before, though, didn't you? I've never had no Birkenstocks Never. I don't know what those are. Timberland makes sandals.
Speaker 1:I just keep my feet in shoes.
Speaker 2:Nah, I mean, I put on slides. I'm a thug. I got some Crocs.
Speaker 1:I got black Crocs, just in case I gotta run.
Speaker 3:I'm 13 and you've never kissed a boy. How old were you? Like 11.? And it was beautiful. I was in Jackson Kaner's carpeted garage 11? Yeah, so you better get on it, or else he's going to think you're a lesbian. He's not going to think I'm a lesbian.
Speaker 4:I thought you were you totally have the sandals for it.
Speaker 2:See Damn Stereotype because of some sandals.
Speaker 1:That's a modern family dog.
Speaker 3:We used to watch.
Speaker 1:Man, I love that show. I watched every single episode oh yeah, that's my girl. Yeah, that was serious, oh yeah.
Speaker 5:That's my girl.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was serious.
Speaker 2:For real.
Speaker 1:She's in her 50s. I would do her too.
Speaker 5:Shout out to the Halle Berry in her 50s, so is J-Lo. I'd do her too Stacey Dash. Damn Lisa Rae. That mean I'm getting old Nia.
Speaker 4:Rowe, taraji, regina Hall.
Speaker 1:Tar Rae. I mean, I'm getting old. Nia Long Taraji, regina Hall.
Speaker 2:Taraji P's in her 50s Regina King. I didn't realize Regina Hall was.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're all in their 50s.
Speaker 5:Shout out to them Still looking good, I know.
Speaker 1:Keep up good work.
Speaker 5:Like a good water water, a piece of watermelon.
Speaker 1:Or if you saw a nice one At the grocery store, what you gonna say to him, steve?
Speaker 5:You want me to hold your melons?
Speaker 1:Hi, miss Parker.
Speaker 5:Hey, miss Parker, speaking of Miss Parker, lasco's neighbor said hey to me today. Uh oh, I pulled up on the bike. Hey, miss Parker. Hey, miss Parker, speaking of Miss Parker, lasco's neighbor said hey to me today. Uh-oh, I pulled up on the bike. She's just sitting there. You know how you take off your helmet and stuff and I'm putting everything together and getting it out. I look up, she's just staring at me, hey.
Speaker 1:Like she knew me.
Speaker 5:It's like hi, miss Parker.
Speaker 1:Maybe she want to.
Speaker 5:I want to fuck you. Miss Parker, I was like, hey, moscow, she was just sitting there, hi, she's like whoa.
Speaker 2:We have so many quotable lines.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know.
Speaker 2:Man.
Speaker 1:Hey, did y'all hear about Denzel they trying to make a part for him in Black Panther 3.?
Speaker 2:What oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I guess he said he's going to retire. Well, you know I guess he got to do it more After he make his and he say he wants to do something like he never really. So remember he ain't never really did like the little comic book movies. Hey, I'm surprised he's gonna be in. Uh, oh, in Gunning.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm not surprised for that. I think that's the perfect part for him. Yeah, that is. I mean.
Speaker 1:I saw what like you know what they have him doing, but they say that what's your favorite? What's your favorite? You got one, not top five. You got one, not top five. What's your favorite? Denzel movie, and there's a few damn, damn man you gotta pick one your favorite Denzel movie.
Speaker 5:You go first, steve this is man soon, as I think of Denzel, I think of Training Day.
Speaker 1:Training Day. I think of Training Day was legit. That was legit, alright. See Training Day off the board now, soon as I think of Denzel. That's the. I think the Training Day was legit. Alright. See Training Day off the board now.
Speaker 5:As soon as I think of Denzel, that's the one I think about. Better, sit your $2 ass down before I make change. Sit your $2 ass down before I make change. That wasn't Training.
Speaker 2:Day. That was New Jack City, right Damn, but I still think of Training Day. Hold on, sit your $5 ass down.
Speaker 5:That's Wesley Snipes. Yeah, that's Wesley Snipes. No, he, what was in training day?
Speaker 1:Training day he was no, he was talking about shoe program you can pull them all out of the shoe program. Have them go to Pelican Bay. I'll put cases on all y'all. Hey, I know. When he saw the one chick, he said all that jelly, no toast. I said, dog, that might be one of the coldest lines ever, dog, I'm trying to think Her booty was jiggly too, remember, hey, eva Mendes was in there.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, that was his girlfriend.
Speaker 1:That was his little thing. Time His little thing. He had a little son with her. I'm like boy. Yeah, that's the one I go to oh man Always see him.
Speaker 2:Damn, this is a tough one. What's yours?
Speaker 1:Well, he said training day. I liked shit, I liked him, he got game he got game. When he's looking at homeboy, he was like what's that Range Rover? He was like brother. He's looking at homeboy. He was like what's that Range Rover? He was like brother, it's no.
Speaker 4:He hit that nigga in the neck and started running down the street.
Speaker 1:And then they had pretty ass, rosario Dawson. She was la, la, I'm like how you gonna do With something like that. How is Rosario Dawson? Is she in her 50s? Good question.
Speaker 5:I don't know. We have to look it up. I like that though.
Speaker 1:Y'all know we like to Send a shout out To all the beautiful Ladies in the world, so we gotta add her to it.
Speaker 2:I liked them in, I liked them in glory.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, nah, she got some time to go, so we got to add her to it. I liked him in glory. Oh yeah, no, she got some time to go. How old is she? She?
Speaker 3:y'all age. She got like five years, she's 45.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's all right, she still look nice though 45. She's still in the fit 40. Oh yeah, I'm going to put Rosario Dawson La La, la, la, la La.
Speaker 5:There she go, man listen hey.
Speaker 1:Man, that's when you just sit up there and like you are not supposed to look like that man Boy. You see that?
Speaker 5:She's just exotic, yes, you see that she's just exotic.
Speaker 1:Yes, she is, man listen.
Speaker 5:I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 1:Why do people get mad when you have a real, real nice looking chick? Right Now, I'm going to go ahead and say it. Sometimes it's you nappy-headed ass hood rats sitting up here. Shout out to the hood rats hey, oh no, you're going to still get took down, you're going to still get took down, you're going to still get taken, but anyway, I'm going to go with it. And then you know I'm just making this up. No, actually I'm not making it up for entertainment. But you know they sit up there.
Speaker 1:You see that man with his nice-looking chick and be like, oh, now, here's the thing. Now you know absolutely for sure you and that man that you're talking about are not compatible, but you're going to sit up here and talk about him and his chick, like, oh, she need to go back to Colombia, or she need to go back to Colombia, or she need to go back to Peru, or she need to go back to Europe, no matter what. Or Thailand see, I threw Thailand in there for you, steve. Why do y'all get mad if he dated you and what you think will happen? Yeah, you get what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about, like the yeah, half the chicks is talking about the dude that's talking. He's not talking to you. I'm sorry Y'all, not even Now. I'm not talking about the pretty hood rats no, because there's some. You're talking about the ratchet one no, I'm talking about Exactly no, cause there's some you talking about the ratchet one?
Speaker 4:No, I'm talking about Exactly. I mean, like the Rat.
Speaker 1:Rat Ratchet, hood rats Rat-a-tat-tat. Yeah, you know the hand clapping your hand out closing what the heck is you doing Weak hood. Yeah, exactly that's what I'm talking about Right there. We know one Wearing your your muumuu, or two one Wearing your muumuu, or two Out there Wearing your muumuu out there. We ain't going to say no name In public, yeah.
Speaker 2:You like, man, please, we ain't going to say your name, baby D, this next hey you going to get us all cut?
Speaker 4:Nigga, I will cut you. We've been arguing since.
Speaker 1:Hey, there's a bunch of baby D's. Now this nigga just doubling back. Doubling up on it, right, I'm like good that's great this nigga don't never be around Double breasted it.
Speaker 2:I have my one introduction with her Double D's Undressing me with her eyes, double D's, it's in the cross of the table.
Speaker 4:D's nuts.
Speaker 5:Man, that shit was.
Speaker 1:So you think she gonna be mad At you and your exotic woman Like oh see, I told you Popping your gum.
Speaker 5:You know you was supposed to be going home with me tonight. That's the whole reason I came over here. I knew you would be here.
Speaker 1:You ain't want to blow her back out. Nope One billion.
Speaker 2:Billy, here it comes.
Speaker 5:I'm coming down on her chest. Oh man, Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet.
Speaker 4:Let me put some syrup on those pancakes.
Speaker 1:Billion dollars A billion. You got to shoot the club up, though, god damn, you got to take your chances. Hell no.
Speaker 5:Can't do it Hell no, no, can't do it no Hell no, no, I can't do it, can't do it for you, no.
Speaker 2:Okay, no.
Speaker 1:A billion dollars.
Speaker 2:Hey but wait a minute.
Speaker 5:Wait a minute. Yeah, you can. You can go get a vasectomy right.
Speaker 4:All that, oh man, this thing's trying to put you in a situation now. No, nigga, no nigga.
Speaker 5:You said a billion to shoot the club up. I'm shooting the club up for a billion. Yes.
Speaker 1:I'm going to get it by a second before I go do it. No, one billion dollars. You got to shoot the club up and take your chance.
Speaker 5:No, it's like I can't go to the gym Cause I'm finna go sit in the sauna. I'm finna cook them boys, I'm gonna sit in the hot tub and then I'm going straight over there and I'm gonna beat it up Cause the sperm gonna be dead.
Speaker 2:She get pregnant. We going to some stairs, oh my lord. We just gonna go run the stairs. Hey, come on, you gotta stay in shape. High knees, high knees. She failed.
Speaker 4:She tripped on that third step man y'all wild.
Speaker 2:Yeah man, I hope she ain't listening to this oh, that's funny, Joe, better not say that. What is this?
Speaker 1:Hey, nobody would know nothing, he's just saying names, he's just like boy.
Speaker 2:That shit is hilarious with no nothing. He's just saying names.
Speaker 5:He's just like boy. That would be funny, though Billions shoot the club. I know man, one billion Nigga. That just made me sick thinking about it I feel
Speaker 2:like I want to throw up a little bit. I'm going to be like you know what you are a nice woman, You're going to make a nice single mother.
Speaker 5:Hey, you remember that time when you had to, when you bust that first nut, Whenever you bust that first nut, I swear to God, man, I felt like somebody kicked me in my shit and I was just like that's exactly how I feel when I think about shooting the club.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 5:Oh, that hurt.
Speaker 2:Oh, that hurt, oh, no that bitch gave me some.
Speaker 1:All right, what about Rosario Dawson?
Speaker 2:Nigga, I'll do it. Oh yeah, I'll pay her Right here.
Speaker 5:Nigga, I'll give her a billy In my head.
Speaker 4:Look at my baby mama girl, look at my baby mama here. Hey shout out to Rosario.
Speaker 2:Dawson hey Got a new baby mama right here hey shout out to Rosario Dawson.
Speaker 1:Hey, once again, let me just say this disclaimer Y'all know we come here every week.
Speaker 5:Shoot it up Just for fun.
Speaker 2:We don't ask for anything I'm like you better not get rid of my baby.
Speaker 1:We like to, just. We like to just let me see, I'm going to be like she. We like to just Let me see she's like have loose conversations about hey, we're going to change the name to this. Like, what would you do?
Speaker 2:What would you do? What if you got Rosario Dawson pregnant and she's like I'm going to get rid of it?
Speaker 1:Well, you're not allowed. No more, are you.
Speaker 2:No, you can't. Oh well, it depends On the state.
Speaker 5:So they In the past.
Speaker 2:I mean they're trying to block I know, you know the Republican, whatever, trying to block it, whatever yeah.
Speaker 5:She can take it In the morning.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to keep it, no you Bitch?
Speaker 1:yes, you are.
Speaker 5:What the fuck you mean? That is my baby. What the fuck you mean? Don't kill my baby, just give him to me. What is wrong with you? Give him to me. Give him to me, you don't need it. Give him the baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Just go ahead and have it.
Speaker 1:You ain't got to do nothing. Okay, now tell me this Do you want a little boy, or you want a little girl with?
Speaker 5:her oh.
Speaker 2:Just give me a little baby Dangerous I might have to.
Speaker 5:Just think you had a little girl, you know, and she grew up to look like her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, you don't want that. You got to fight them all off with the ugly stick.
Speaker 1:See, that's the thing. If you have a little girl, you want your girl Like I, want my daughter to look like me. If my daughter look like the mom, oh, we're going to have problems. It If my daughter look like the mom, oh, we're going to have problems. It's going to be trouble If that's what. You just sit up here and you'd be like, oh my God, if they look like you. You'd be like, oh yeah, whatever, but hey.
Speaker 5:He said, he love you hey.
Speaker 3:I want to look just like me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's just trying to get you Like, just be a girl version of me. Like don't look like the mom at all. You look like the mom. That's when you sitting up here like I'm going to go ahead and invest in some of these guns.
Speaker 2:That's when you're happy that she's a lesbian Little boy. Be like you, gay. Get your lesbian sandals on, girl.
Speaker 5:Put them on, Put them on. Put your socks on too.
Speaker 2:You little boy, you be like God dang Little girl oh that's nice, let me meet her.
Speaker 5:That is hilarious man Right. Let me meet her. Let me meet your mate.
Speaker 2:That's double standard, like a mug right For sure. Oh, I know, huh Facts.
Speaker 5:Hey, she Full show. Oh, I know huh Facts. Hey, she got any friends?
Speaker 1:Okay look who All right, look, we got a couple minutes left, so here's another one. Who was your? Let me see Now we already got Lala from he Got Game who was your favorite like movie, chick crush, like back in the day.
Speaker 5:Halle.
Speaker 1:Berry.
Speaker 5:Halle Berry.
Speaker 2:Halle Berry, halle Berry.
Speaker 5:No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1:So that's all Boomerang. No, but I'm saying like I'm trying to think like how to word it, not because Halle Berry was in the thing, but I mean they think like how to word it, not because Halle Berry was in the thing, but I mean they played like the girlfriend, like they were a girlfriend, like you know how. Okay, like Sonal Ethan, sonal Ethan and Omar Epps and Loving Basketball, lala and Ray Allen, nunu, nunu and TI. I'm talking about like that, who would now? I'm talking about like that, who would? Now I'm trying to think who else had a? I know of some more. I'm probably forgetting, because I mean obviously Halle Berry.
Speaker 1:That's an easy go too, because I was going to say when ATL, when Lauren London wasondon was new, new, new, yeah, she was, she was pretty man. That's when you sitting up here like boy, then I remember like house party with uh, aj johnson and tisha campbell. That's when you were sitting up here like, oh, listen to this. So you know, we're gonna think about that one for uh, probably for next time, cause this is when, uh, cause I just saw this little heading and it said, uh, it said 90's couples. So now they got it was La La Ray Allen, omar Epson. I lay thing. I lay thing, I'm trying to think oh damn, they put what's your name on here. They put they got Bow Wow and Megan Good, megan Good, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:They got Bow Wow, megan Good, was that Roll Bounce or what was that yeah.
Speaker 1:Roll Bounce they have. Let's see who this was Right here. Was that Roll Bounce or what was that? Yeah, Roll Bounce. Let's see who this was right here. Oh damn, that's Journey Smollett.
Speaker 3:Is that?
Speaker 2:Jackie Brown, journey Smollett, oh she's beautiful.
Speaker 1:Oh damn, Jada Pinkett and Lorenz Tate. Lorenz Tate On the Inkwell yeah.
Speaker 5:Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, jada Pinkett, and Homeboy too. On Tupac Minister's Society oh, tupac and Janet and Janet. On Poetic Justice yeah, poetic Justice. Yeah boy, yeah, poetic Justice.
Speaker 2:Yeah boy.
Speaker 1:And of course Nia and oh, they got Dwayne, wayne and Whitley.
Speaker 2:Nia and Omar Epson boys and girls.
Speaker 1:They got some good ones, oh good Lord. And they showed Donald Faison and Stacey Dash on Clueless.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, why does she have?
Speaker 5:to go crazy.
Speaker 2:Why does Stacey Dash have to go crazy? Hey, I still do. Oh hell, yeah, come on, she had them pretty eyes.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Stacey Dash is she's something. Yeah, Nia Long, I forgot about heracey Dash is she's something?
Speaker 5:Yeah, nia Long, I forgot about her. Damn, lawrence Tate.
Speaker 2:What was that? Nia Long and Lawrence Tate.
Speaker 5:Love.
Speaker 2:Jones, love Jones.
Speaker 1:That's right, people love that boy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I love that one too.
Speaker 1:Man Say Dash. Y'all go ahead and put it on ig. Who was your favorite 90s? Well, actually, no, not even 90s, just who was your favorite, your favorite tv couple, like you know. I mean, you can go, and then we ain't talking about bill cosby and cla Claire Huxtable, because you obviously you know they're going to always win. We're going to keep it youthful.
Speaker 5:What are you talking?
Speaker 1:about D? Yup, I'm looking at some of these. You like boy.
Speaker 2:I got my answer for.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, what about LL Cool, j and uh.
Speaker 1:What do you call it?
Speaker 5:LL and J, and uh, uh uh, who was it LL and who and?
Speaker 1:uh, D-Way's wife, oh yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that was a good one too.
Speaker 1:Deliver Us From Evil. Yeah yeah, nigga.
Speaker 5:Man.
Speaker 3:I saw all the black babies.
Speaker 1:You know when all the cakes come out. Yeah, deliver Us From Evil. Hell, yeah, and we're going to come up with some more boy, because I'm sitting up here looking at some of these pictures.
Speaker 5:I forgot about that one too. I was like oh yeah.
Speaker 1:And you know what's so funny when you see them, because obviously they're acting, so you see them with one person.
Speaker 3:Then you see them with another?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just weird, Because right here they got Sanaa Lathan and Taye Diggs, but then remember.
Speaker 2:Taye Diggs was with Angela Bassett. Who's Morris Chess in that Bib?
Speaker 1:Everybody. Oh yeah, damn, he's been with a few people. Well, anyway, it's time for us to wind down. We appreciate y'all listening. Y'all can send all y'all's well they showing. I'm just sitting up here looking at Lauren London. That's a nice looking young lady very nice.
Speaker 5:I mean, all these girls are nice looking, you just sitting up here thinking like man, I just want to play in one movie. Let me play in one movie.
Speaker 1:Hey, I got a question for y'all before we go. You're making a movie right Now. You know they said a lot of times they have love, like love, scene coordinators, yup, do you think of any movie? I think I've asked this before but hey, still, it's fun to play. Do you think it's ever been a movie to where the chick maybe grabbed his stuff for real? Oh yeah, no, I'm saying they put it in, yes, and like they was really doing it, yes, I think that's happened before too. Yeah it's called porn.
Speaker 5:No, nigga I'm talking about on these movies Like Monster's.
Speaker 4:Ball yeah.
Speaker 1:I think they was doing it for real. I think they did it for real. Don't say that no, I don't want to believe it either. I think they did it for real. Oh my gosh, I just want to feel good. You laying on the sheets and y'all kissing. Y'all know how the scenes go. Okay and action. So you know you're you gonna get an erection.
Speaker 5:Like for real.
Speaker 1:They say a lot of people oh yeah, you gonna have A little pre-cum on the tip and and then when he pull it out, it's gonna be all glistening On the camera. No, cause they? They can't show that. Yeah, they can't show nothing.
Speaker 5:So somebody gonna see it.
Speaker 2:Well, they I think a lot of times, when it's a big star like that, they send a lot of people out of the room.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:So it's just the camera person and you two and that's how they ended up going out dating after the movie, but you laying down you doing a scene with Nia Long, just like go ahead.
Speaker 1:And then what does she like Grab?
Speaker 5:With Nia Long, Just like go ahead.
Speaker 1:And then, what does she?
Speaker 5:like Grab it Wrong, hoe, and then just Let me put it where it's supposed to go, be like oh.
Speaker 1:I'm like my lines would be messed up, Because if you really supposed to say a line, man, my heart would be beating so fast I'd be like how long this scene supposed to go. It take you back to when you like 13, 14 years old. You back to when you like 13, 14 years old. Oh my God, is this really about to happen? Like is this real, all right, y'all Anyway we talked enough.
Speaker 2:All right, go Tyson Holla. Go Tyson Later Peace.