Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Pilots, Partners, and Pumpkin Pies with Rosalinda
Ever wondered what it would take to land a commercial airplane during an emergency? We tackle this whimsical yet thought-provoking question with a mixture of humor and skepticism as we laugh our way through the odds and anecdotes. As we channel our inner pilots, our special guest, Rosalinda, joins the fun, bringing her unique charm and insights into the conversation. Together, we explore whether confidence in such high-stakes scenarios really holds up, and whether flight simulators or movie magic like "Snakes on a Plane" offer any real-life guidance.
Our discussion then takes a more grounded turn as we navigate the often tricky terrain of midlife dating, especially when children are part of the equation. Rosalinda helps us unpack the nuances between dating someone with young kids versus teenagers, and the lifestyle choices that come with each. We muse over hypothetical scenarios, share personal stories, and weigh in on the societal perceptions of financial independence and living arrangements. It's an engaging blend of humor and sincerity, as we reflect on how attraction and relationship preferences evolve with time and experience.
As the episode unfolds, we lighten the mood with a lively banter about Thanksgiving traditions, movie recommendations, and a playful debate over sweet versus savory holiday staples. Whether it's reminiscing about athletic legends or dissecting the cultural customs of Thanksgiving dinner, our conversation is a delightful mix of nostalgia and contemporary humor. By the end of the episode, you'll be entertained and perhaps even inspired to rethink the complexities of relationships and the joys of everyday life, all while sharing a laugh with us and our delightful guest, Rosalinda.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 2:Audio technician.
Speaker 1:There it goes, you all right.
Speaker 2:You want to say something.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:Could it mean everyone?
Speaker 2:You ain't even hear that, you can't hear me.
Speaker 1:Hell, no, we ain't hearing nothing. Rosalinda speak up.
Speaker 3:Can you guys hear me now?
Speaker 1:Yeah, we can hear you. That's a nice outfit you got on, rosalinda, remind me of.
Speaker 2:Bear Bryant hey, oh yeah, huh. His hat, his hat. Yo, they all famous coaches to wear a hat, just like that. You gotta show her a picture. All right with me, bad brand. Welcome to the nobody's talking podcast. We are here and we do have a lady guest today. I know y'all haven't heard a female voice in a while, because ladies don't like coming on the show and we don't even bash them. But we got some special topics so we needed a lady on the show, one of them. But we ain't gonna get into it. But we'll talk about old guys, meaning 40, 40 plus, dating women with babies. Now I'm talking like four and like six and under. So you're a 40-year-old man or older and you're dating a woman and she had now I ain't going to even say six, four and under babies, but we'll get back to that later. That's kind of like a little tease.
Speaker 2:They were like oh we ain't going to talk about that. We might not never get back to it. Because then you know, Joe will get to telling his stories and start talking about turkey necks. I hope not. And anyway, this your boy Bosco? I hope not. And anyway, this your boy Bosco, I will be a. Oh, superman ain't in the building either, so we gonna. That's for Superman, miss you. Yeah, he'll be back.
Speaker 1:He'll be back. He's had a dose of kryptonite. Yeah, hey, you know, you know they say HIPAA, he'll be back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he'll be back. He had a dose of kryptonite. Yeah, hey, huh, hey, you know, you know they say hippo, you might have to go Talk to HR. Anyway, this is Bosco and sitting next to me Is Sherrod.
Speaker 1:And to my left, alabama, joe baby.
Speaker 2:Alabama Joe.
Speaker 1:And to my left, the lovely.
Speaker 3:Rosalinda, say it again.
Speaker 1:Rosalinda, say it again.
Speaker 3:Rosalinda.
Speaker 2:Hot damn, hot damn. Only the best for our audience, only the best. And we said we'll get cameras in here soon. But y'all know we've been saying that forever. We like to keep it old school.
Speaker 1:You know when TV you don't remember you, still a little too young.
Speaker 2:Remember when people used to sit around way back in the day. The radio used to be the TV station.
Speaker 1:The family. That's way before my time Was it.
Speaker 2:We did have a black and white TV. We had a black and white, me too. You had a black and white team. Oh, you know, we had a black and white, me too, you had a black and white yeah, 40-foot antenna and all that. Hey.
Speaker 3:We couldn't afford a color one. I mean, there were color ones.
Speaker 1:Sure, when the color was just going at it, we used to put those hangers, the cable hangers.
Speaker 2:Oh hell yeah. Oh yeah, and then you used to throw the aluminum foil at the top.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, why do people do that?
Speaker 4:We're going to have to Google that. Oh, yeah, yeah, hey. So what did you?
Speaker 2:do you know, when you ever have a floor model, a floor model color TV, uh-uh, okay, okay. So what did y'all do when the floor model color TV went out? Put a TV on top of it.
Speaker 4:We had one too.
Speaker 2:You put a TV on top of it, then you put the nice little dressing to cover it up. It was like a TV stand, and it was a TV stand Really. Hell yeah, that's how it is growing up.
Speaker 4:I remember when my parents got black floor model TV, color TV, man, that thing was so nice, it was hyped huh, 36 inches. Damn. I know, it was big man you grew up Rich, we had the phonograph, the stereo.
Speaker 1:They had the big nice stereo With the stereo. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, with the stereo in it. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, we had one, the old fucking thing yeah.
Speaker 4:Man.
Speaker 1:We used to get a trip. I would put those were the days. Put the 33 on 45 have a trip.
Speaker 2:That's when I listen to some blues. Oh yeah, okay, now, everybody introduced they self, we can go ahead. And Anybody. Okay, now everybody introduced themselves, we can go ahead. And anybody. Dog first off. This cat's been missing in action. Oh yeah, everybody want to hear from you dog, when you been, Joe.
Speaker 1:Man, I got to get my money. I have to get my money.
Speaker 2:We make millions here.
Speaker 1:Like Frog Curtis baby.
Speaker 2:Don't ask me again. Tell Rosalinda, the check is in the mail.
Speaker 1:Don't ask me again, fraud Curtis.
Speaker 2:For 25 cents. Okay, I do have a question for you. We already said we talk about everything. We have two people on here Now. I just want your own record. We have two people on here Now. I just want y'all on record.
Speaker 1:Would you make a sex tape for $1?
Speaker 2:billion.
Speaker 4:Cheaper than that. Okay Now. You ain't got to give me no billion dollars, I'd do it for $100,000.
Speaker 2:Would you make a sex tape for one billion? No stipulations.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Okay, one billion, you know. Some people answer oh yeah, because my face is going to be covered up.
Speaker 4:I'd be looking right at the camera.
Speaker 3:I will probably not do it if I were to have boys.
Speaker 2:Oh, but having girls you would.
Speaker 3:Yes, why? I just, I don't know.
Speaker 4:Boys ain't going to look at you Like their friends. Oh, because of their friends.
Speaker 3:Because of their friends and because they're just boys.
Speaker 1:They ain't going to see that Of course they will.
Speaker 3:No, they won't.
Speaker 4:Once you make a sex tape, it's gonna be out there.
Speaker 1:That's not necessarily true, but they'd be like yeah your mama got a sex tape yeah, you're right though I know uh girls some uh some folks that made some and and I happened to find them you saw them and do you currently see them today?
Speaker 2:No, not the sex tape, but the people Not anymore. They can't move oh okay, yeah, no, I was just curious.
Speaker 4:You was going through their VHSes and found some.
Speaker 1:No, bro, I can find porn anywhere.
Speaker 4:Oh it was on, oh, it was on, oh, it was on.
Speaker 2:Okay, damn, okay. Now another question, because you know there was, yeah, they weren't here, yeah, so we got to ask them. Y'all missed two weeks worth of questions, two weeks, three weeks for him, okay. Would, you knock out your significant other for $1 billion.
Speaker 1:Why does it got to be a billion? Dude Joe let me tell you this. I'm just asking them. These are the questions.
Speaker 2:This is stuff that's on the internet. Oh, so this is what we do.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay. We scoured it, my question would be you want it with the right or the left?
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 4:Exactly. You got to hit her as hard as you can Once again, right or the left.
Speaker 1:What's your strong hand?
Speaker 3:Exactly? I will ask that no.
Speaker 2:I will ask that Okay now.
Speaker 3:I will ask which one is your strong?
Speaker 2:arm. Would you knock out Joe Sinifka and the other for one billion? Well, not even knock out, they just punch as hard as you can. For one billion dollars, hell yeah.
Speaker 3:I would do it for free too. Oh my God, you don't make me mad.
Speaker 4:Pow, just keep the money.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I knew we had some domestic violence on here.
Speaker 2:Alabama, joe, that's the aggressive one.
Speaker 1:I'd be like champ Cause come tonight, somebody get knocked the fuck out, let's go. Rosalinda. Shout out to Chef. Remember how he said it. He stuttered the whole time.
Speaker 2:He goes let's go babies. He said let's go babies.
Speaker 1:Hey, you got to see that clip I know you've seen Harlem Nights. Nope, absolutely not. You got to see it Okay.
Speaker 3:Hey, you know what that's on my list.
Speaker 1:It. You gotta see it. That's on my list. That's our culture. Alright, look, that's our culture icon. Right there, would you?
Speaker 2:because normally it's really the man hitting the woman. So would you let your significant other boom for a billion dollars?
Speaker 3:it's gonna hurt, but yeah, I'm gonna get rewarded afterwards.
Speaker 2:I mean sure Y'all gonna have a billion dollars.
Speaker 1:Twice.
Speaker 2:You like good.
Speaker 1:Ain't nothing like makeup? Yeah, not that much.
Speaker 4:First off, you gonna have a swollen jaw and everything.
Speaker 3:Oh, I can get a new face yeah exactly that's what you said on the clip.
Speaker 4:New face.
Speaker 1:On the clip. Yeah, you can wait.
Speaker 2:On the clip he said what did he say about your new face?
Speaker 1:Okay, now Moving face off.
Speaker 2:Let's get to this little Little dating stuff. Now here you go. We got men here, it's over 40. Now, hey, all this stuff is hypothetical. Y'all this is not gonna go well, y'all know. We just having fun.
Speaker 1:I know it ain't gonna go well. I can see this coming already.
Speaker 2:How it's not gonna go well.
Speaker 3:So You're asking about dating. What's wrong with dating?
Speaker 2:Do you?
Speaker 3:have a problem with dating. You're too old to be dating. How would you call it then?
Speaker 2:You're 40 plus, would you, hypothetically, would you, date a lady that had kids 4 and under? Yes, okay, yes, okay.
Speaker 1:Yes, but if she got teenagers?
Speaker 4:hell, no, what Hell. No, wait how many kids we talking.
Speaker 2:No, she's got like two kids, two, three, yeah, just like. But I'm just saying, even if she got three kids, but they're so, you would so at your current, at your current age. Like I said, this is hypothetical yeah, you would date. You would date a woman with a four, let's say a four actually you know what?
Speaker 4:no, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1:I would do four. No, I wouldn't them teenagers now remember, if you if you already had kids. It's like 17, 18.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't Now that.
Speaker 2:I think about it.
Speaker 3:No, I'm dead, that's what I'm saying. No. This is just hypothetical you will not date at all.
Speaker 4:I'm not saying no, I wouldn't date a woman that had kids four. Like little babies, little kids. Yeah, no, not where I'm at now. Huh.
Speaker 1:Why not? Because one, I'm telling you the teenagers you got to worry about. I had a black eye one time.
Speaker 2:Oh, my See this dude being funny.
Speaker 1:I'm not.
Speaker 2:Dude.
Speaker 4:I don't care about teenagers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, teenagers, I mean, unless I do. That boy walked in on me and his mama.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, he punched. Hell yeah, you could have been like.
Speaker 1:What did he do? Am I I?
Speaker 2:can't make this shit up. He tried to fight you.
Speaker 1:I can't make this shit up, bro Joe is back, y'all.
Speaker 2:Booty butt naked.
Speaker 1:I can't make this shit up. You booty butt naked.
Speaker 3:You knee deep in his mama. I can't make this shit up, hell no.
Speaker 4:That's all I heard bro, and he punched you Went left, damn.
Speaker 1:That's why I say I'll do the four. I can be the four-year-old. I can't fuck with no 17, 18-year-old, oh my Lord.
Speaker 2:Anyway, I'm being honest with you bro.
Speaker 4:So to answer the question? Absolutely not Okay go ahead, not at this point in my life, no.
Speaker 2:No, and that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Because let's say you're single you're dating whatever, Because you want to live your life. Now I'm ready to live my life. I want to go travel and do stuff I want to do. Fuck, you mean you want to live?
Speaker 2:your life. I'm just saying, joe, you would literally take all that fighting whatever. You would date somebody at your age with a four-year-old and under, yeah, I'd be like having grandkids. Hell, no, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that, no, but I'd rather date somebody with young kids than older kids. Like I said, if they had kids. I mean, at our age you expect them to have kids. But the question is little babies On?
Speaker 1:a serious side. We talking about little babies On a serious side. See, you know, like if you have, if you had kids and your kids are grown, you know, and you meet somebody with kids, you kind of like miss that, not having the little fuckers around. You know what. I mean oh okay, so I don't see a point. I wouldn't have a problem dating somebody with young kids. Okay, like I said, teenagers, not because.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying yeah.
Speaker 4:I miss my kids being young, not nobody else's kids being young. That's what your mom say. Nah, I get around my nephew. And.
Speaker 1:I'm like man, I got two hours and I'm telling you two we ain't talking about Okay, the kids are yours, three and two years old Is like the funniest thing ever. Hell no.
Speaker 2:It's fun Now when you almost 60.
Speaker 4:It's fun, it is you, yes. Hell no, listen, it's fun when they're not your kids, when they, or when they're your kids. Now you're contradicting.
Speaker 1:Okay, so listen my kids, my they're not your kids when they're your kids Now you're contradicting me. I'm just saying.
Speaker 4:So, listen, my kids are my priority. I got to take care of them. I'm forced to do it right Someone else's kids. I'm sitting here like man, I'm going to play with you for a few hours and I'm like I'm tired.
Speaker 2:I want to go, so do that. Nah, yeah, but if you're dating a, you're tied in.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing it. That's on your let's just say on your criteria. You will not date a woman with younger kids, right, correct. But what about if you end up messing with a woman? Just you know? Casual sex.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's something different and then you start catching feelings.
Speaker 2:You won't catch feelings.
Speaker 3:No, you can't say that. You cannot say that, you cannot control your heart.
Speaker 1:Yes you can, no you cannot. Can you control your heart? You got to have one first. How bad are the kids? I'm just saying, though, young kids like two or three years old man, you can have a decent time with them.
Speaker 4:No, I agree, I agree you can.
Speaker 1:But you're looking at see you're saying you're taking as dating, as living in sin or something. But no, we're not doing it, we're just dating. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:We're talking about dating, meaning that's your woman.
Speaker 4:Would you move in with her? Let her move in with you. Exactly how far are you going to take?
Speaker 1:it. No, I don't know how far I'm going to take it?
Speaker 4:Absolutely not, it's a big step. That's a big step?
Speaker 1:Absolutely not To have anybody move in with you is a big step.
Speaker 2:Okay, no, we just talk about dating. Okay, we're talking about dating somebody with young kids Yep four I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1:Like, about like.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know, you have sex, and then you start catching feelings and then you change your mind.
Speaker 1:But see, the world is Men and women are different, See, but the thing is, though the world is the heart is the heart. It's messed up now that most of the time, if you do meet a woman with kids, she's not going to take you around her kids anyway. I don't think that's necessarily true, I'm just telling you, bro. I mean, you might meet a hood rat, take you around her kids, she don't care.
Speaker 4:I know, yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 2:Initial date Initially you want to, but that's you doing her like three, four, five dates.
Speaker 1:You take a female who got her shit together. She's doing all that she ain't going to take you around her kids?
Speaker 4:No I agree, she needs to know you.
Speaker 2:Yeah initially she probably won't. Okay, but tell me this when you find out like she was saying you just casually having sex Right them two kids, you already got the force filled up Like that shit.
Speaker 1:they ain't going to drop that shit.
Speaker 2:No, you're going to be like like man, I ain't trying to mess around.
Speaker 1:With these little badass.
Speaker 2:Uh, baby Nah Nope.
Speaker 1:They're little babies. See, that's not how it all started man. She got some badass kids. No, no, we ain't even talking about no, no, no, no, we're not letting you change.
Speaker 2:Nah, we keeping it on script.
Speaker 1:We keeping it on script. Yes, I we're not letting you change. No, we keeping it on script. We keeping it on script. Yes, I'm talking about four. Four in which name? Four and under they're not. I would date somebody who had four and under.
Speaker 2:They're not bad.
Speaker 1:They're just four.
Speaker 2:They're just four. We're not changing. I'm not doing it. I'm not, I can't, but you put up a field of Fortsville and I say oh. I met. I met somebody that's willing to accept my kids. Okay, like man, good luck to you. Can I still hear it?
Speaker 3:hey, y'all know we like to joke around.
Speaker 1:I don't think, I don't believe it. I think that as a man you know what I mean you eventually would be like. It takes a man you know what I mean you eventually would be like. It takes a man, you start you meet somebody you're attracted to and you start dating them, casually or whatever. Then you find out they got kids. You're like I'm out, I don't think you'll do that.
Speaker 4:I do kind of agree with that right, so like if you meet someone you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Because you're saying, like when you meet him at first, now, if I speed date him oh yeah, I got two kids, okay, deuces, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Like yeah, you can do that, if that's your initial criteria like hey, I'm in my mid-40s or whatever, and I don't want a woman with kids four and under so that's that's gotta be your initial criteria, right, exactly, okay the balloon thing and ruin people, because that's what that came from.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that pop yeah, because the dude was on there talking about how many baby daddies you got, how many kids you got in the league. I got three kids, three baby baddies. Oh, hell to the no nono. That shit's hilarious. You know what?
Speaker 4:I'm saying you seen that Balloon?
Speaker 1:pop. But you know what I'm saying. Like that part, yeah, I couldn't do that Because baby daddy's is something else. I know I'm one.
Speaker 4:I mean, it's just again, it's just, it's just criteria, right.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying If you go into dating I'm being real with you on that. If you're going to dating at your 40s and your criteria is you don't want to date a woman with young kids and that's your criteria. But, like you say, you randomly meet someone and y'all hit it off After that, you don't know, I mean it's one of those things and then you know after the third date she's like well, I have young kids. Now you got to kind of think in your head.
Speaker 2:You gonna ghost her. You don't think she would, initially Probably not. You don't think she would say nothing like up front, no.
Speaker 3:When you meet somebody unless you ask or have deep conversations, but no, you're just talking about your color no, that comes later.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I do understand what you're saying. You want to kind of fill them out, see where they're at.
Speaker 1:Or you can just search it for baby fat. He is back. He's like, yeah, you must have had a couple kids.
Speaker 3:I need your DNA.
Speaker 4:She got baby mama belly, she got kids.
Speaker 3:I got this little couple stretches. I got this little clip for y'all right here, listen, hold on. You know, hey, you know why you end up popping your balloon.
Speaker 4:My name is Demetrius and I'm 36. Okay, and just a physical attraction in regards to. I usually date more athletic men, no offense, but that would probably be the only reason.
Speaker 3:I have more of a muscular build. So yeah, I respect that. It can come off as not athletic, but just thicker.
Speaker 4:I like muscles, I like thick.
Speaker 3:Trust me, I know you ain't saying nothing to me, but I hear you, I got it.
Speaker 2:That's Pop the Balloon, right yeah.
Speaker 3:What she look like. Hold on how you find him.
Speaker 1:Ac sent it to me. Yeah, ac. You know, ac, what's the female look like.
Speaker 4:Hold on.
Speaker 1:She's not athletic or something she's very not athletic.
Speaker 2:Hold on a minute.
Speaker 4:I'll show you. Yeah, she's not athletic at all, that's funny though that's funny.
Speaker 2:Huh, ac told me about that. Was that here, I guess? Ac said they went out to it. He said it was cool Because initially he said oh, said oh, yeah, my boy was on it. Yeah, he said his boy was on it. I didn't know he met him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like oh, hold on, I thought we know this dude yeah, yeah, no, he hooked with us sometimes on. Sunday yeah, he was on pop the balloon. Yeah, yeah, man, they did him disservice right there. Well, that's some shit being my ocean right there.
Speaker 4:Like you in the wrong.
Speaker 1:You in the wrong ocean, he in the wrong ocean.
Speaker 2:Ain't that funny dog.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna have to find that. So they travel around to different cities. Oh, dude I have no idea.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know about it till AC was like, yeah, I didn't even know what it was.
Speaker 4:That'd be popping up all over the place. So what is it? It's like a dating show. So it's like a. I think it's on YouTube. It's like a dating show and then man or woman walks in the door. Because then you could probably see more of it. A man or woman walks through the door and there's a line of either men or women, right Okay?
Speaker 1:I don't know what it is, I'm just saying as soon as they walk through the door. Where in the world did they find her at? It's just random people, you know.
Speaker 2:They're just walking down the street saying, oh yeah, you'd be a good candidate. They probably. You know she got kids. Oh yeah, you think.
Speaker 4:Listen, you guys line up.
Speaker 2:We got a woman coming in. Huh, well, no, I'm absolutely not dating her. Nah, I'm popping my balloon.
Speaker 4:Absolutely not, I'm stabbing on the balloon. That's hilarious, he said. I'm usually dating the more athletic type. She definitely wasn't an athletic type. Wow, definitely.
Speaker 1:She wasn't. Don't say she wasn't bad, because she was.
Speaker 4:Oh, she was bad.
Speaker 2:Bad like bad or bad like bad.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about like you need a good.
Speaker 2:Rosalinda bad or.
Speaker 1:No, you need like A couple paints of vodka.
Speaker 2:That's bad Two shots.
Speaker 1:Not two. Two shots.
Speaker 3:Three shots you need more than two shots.
Speaker 4:You need? You need a half bottle, you need two, three shots just to Keep your head up.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying you start scoping, you need a half bottle. You need two, three shots just to keep your head up. I'm just saying you start scoping, man.
Speaker 2:Man, I've been down that road. We got to get Joe in the blue.
Speaker 1:I was at a bar one time and this chick came again and she was not cute at all, bro Joe's back and I could not drink her up. Cute, it saved my life.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, Seriously, I couldn't. What was you drinking? Beer? No, it was the hard stuff. Man, I drank a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1:Brown, I turned to one of my friends and said man, I've been here all night, bro, and she still ain't getting no better. Bro, because it was his friend and I got ready of the lead and she tried to follow me home.
Speaker 4:Was you the wingman? You had to take one for the team.
Speaker 1:No, she tried to follow me home, so I had to fucking ditch her. When the light turned red, I took off God damn.
Speaker 3:Damn, damn.
Speaker 2:You ain't never had to do that before. Damn Joe, have you? Nah not like?
Speaker 1:that Nothing worse than that, I think I told you all my story when I first moved out here Nothing worse than that there was a woman.
Speaker 4:We just randomly started talking on the phone one day.
Speaker 2:She called like the wrong number or something, I don't know. It's like when people used to yeah, yeah and we were talking, she probably sound good and you're like oh yeah, she was like.
Speaker 4:Oh, I was like, send me a picture.
Speaker 2:I know there were no camera phones and or nothing, but I was like well, I want to meet you.
Speaker 4:So I lived all the way in the east valley, uh-huh, and she lived all the way in the west valley and back then you know. But valley was more spread out, yeah. So I was like, all right, I'm gonna drive over there to meet you. But I told my boy at work, oh, look to call you, to call me at this time, just in case she was tell up dog. I pulled up to her house. I I stayed in my car. She came out the door. I rolled down my window about this much, about two inches. She was toe up.
Speaker 2:Damn. Yeah, no, I was like hell you ain't want to take one for the 10?
Speaker 4:No, no. So right on cue my boy called me. He's like hey, hey. I was like, oh, hey, I gotta go pick him up from the airport. She's like, oh, okay, okay. So she called me later on that day she's like did you think I was ugly? I was like well.
Speaker 1:Shallow Hal right there.
Speaker 2:Come on, shallow Hal. Everybody can't look like Billy Dee Williams. Like you, she was bad.
Speaker 1:She was beauty on the inside, bro, she was beauty.
Speaker 2:I don't believe in that stuff, man, I'm letting y'all know that right now. First of all, do you have any stories like that, so like maybe you dated like a friend with an introduction to someone?
Speaker 1:No, Blind date Nope.
Speaker 2:And just been like yeah, I mean you went on a blind date. You wish you were blind and shit I know you ain't never had nobody pull off on you and shit feeling on my fingers and nigga, you hope you got your goddamn, mind hell no but you gotta be somewhat attracted to the person.
Speaker 4:No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Listen. Number one, the first thing that draws people in. I love when y'all say beauty is on the inside. Yes, the beauty is on the inside Initially, when you meet somebody. Come on, let's be real. No, you're physically attracted. No, because here's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:If let's say me and you hanging out and we always see somebody, they're not, I'm not, they're not my type. I'm just gonna say, they're not my type, but they're real, real cool. Now in that scenario you may start to be like damn, you know they're cool and you may start talking to them. But I'm saying initially, when you see somebody and I'm not even talking about, like oh, you know, like I'm just you know, let's be real.
Speaker 2:We're just saying like in general, if, like, if she's good looking, you be like okay, I'm talking to her. But if she's nasty on the inside, you be like okay, no, I don't want to talk to her but the other way around. You're not going to be like she's really not my type, but you don't know how she is on the inside well, what about Joe?
Speaker 1:women, women, they travel in like packs, and then you got the person you know we got. Well, what about Joe? Women, they travel in like packs and then you got the purse.
Speaker 2:You know we got a woman here. I know.
Speaker 1:She know what I'm talking about. She got a purse watching her group.
Speaker 2:Nope.
Speaker 1:Somebody in them watches the purse. That's the one you know. She just sits there and watches the purse. That one there, right, so, but what you're you saying? Beauty is only skin deep, you know, and ugly is to the bone. But that's some shit, ugly. People say alright.
Speaker 2:So let's say I'm just saying so, let's talk about you and uh, like dating guys, you look, you look like you like pretty boys.
Speaker 3:I like men they look good guys. You look like, you like pretty boys. I like men, that they look good.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:So I agree with you I have to be attractive, I have to like that person in order for me to start talking to that person.
Speaker 4:So physically attractive, but then once you start talking, so you met someone that's like through a friend or you kind of meet somebody and you'd be like, oh, they're kind of nice, let me yeah, I talked to them for women.
Speaker 2:It's more, it's more accepting, because you know I have.
Speaker 3:I have. I had one of my ex. I was not physically, physically attractive and we started as a. I met him through a friend but he was very, very nice, very gentleman, very nice, and that got, I got attracted to that.
Speaker 2:See, that's what.
Speaker 3:so you see that, that's exactly what I'm saying, but he was not ugly but he was just not my type.
Speaker 4:He wasn't to the level.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was not my type, but it did not work out after all, obviously. Yeah, he was not my type, but it did not work out after all, obviously.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know why it didn't work out? Because he wasn't handsome Shit. That's why Shit he wasn't handsome.
Speaker 3:He was not ugly, though, but he was not yeah because, you got used to him. Exactly, but he was not.
Speaker 4:You got used to the guy. It's just like you've been around a girl you get used to them.
Speaker 1:See you can't even like it's going to take a lot to get past that mustache. I'm telling you right now I'm going to be honest with you, it'll take a lot, bro, joe is back.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4:So now that, we got a woman here, so nice guys finish last.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you yeah.
Speaker 3:You like bad boys?
Speaker 4:I want to hear it from her Hell yeah, I'm taking it from her, you like bad boys.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Puff Daddy.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I'm not bad. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 3:Let's put it this way I like gentlemen in the street and bad guys in bed.
Speaker 2:Well, that's the same with guys you want a woman in the street and a freak in the sheet.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 3:I don't like violence.
Speaker 2:You don't want to be choked out, somebody grabbing you in the back of the grocery store.
Speaker 1:like I said, I want a Cap'n Crunch, no Bitch. Or did I say, give me.
Speaker 2:Lucky Charms back of the grocery store. Like I said, I want a cap and crunch, no Bitch. Or did I say give me Lucky Charms? Sugar smacks Go and get yourself.
Speaker 4:I said sugar smacks.
Speaker 3:What kind of cereal you want, sugar smacks. No, you guys are too aggressive now.
Speaker 2:Oh man.
Speaker 3:That's hilarious.
Speaker 1:I've never in my life raised my hand to a female in anger. No hell no, in my life.
Speaker 3:Ever, ever. Ever, what about you?
Speaker 2:Nope, never, never ever.
Speaker 3:Only for pleasure.
Speaker 2:These hands is just for pleasure. This is for pleasure.
Speaker 4:For pleasure. It's like why would I want to hit a woman?
Speaker 2:Yeah, Now you just sat up here and be like you. I don't know, I don't even think Air choke. No, no, if you wasn't my grandmother, if you wasn't my grandmother, you got to see. Harlem, I say Harlem Lights. You never seen the Clumps, you never saw what was that? Was that part two or was that part one?
Speaker 3:The.
Speaker 2:Clumps. Yeah, eddie Murphy, eddie Murphy. Okay, he played all the characters. The Nutty Professor yeah, the Nutty Professor. So he was the.
Speaker 1:Clumps was the second one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think he was the uncle. So the grandmother was saying something and he wanted to choke her out. But that's why he was like if you wasn't my grandmother? So then it's funny because you start thinking like, okay, that's not his grandmother, but if it's another old lady he'll be choking her out. Hey, eddie Murphy is a genius. Shout out to Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 1:Come on, Cletus, you walk over here you're going to limp back.
Speaker 2:That's funny right there. That's the shit right there. But no, listen, that's what I think as far as, like when you see somebody, initially, you have to be attracted, dude you're absolutely right, yeah, I agree, you know what I mean. But I said especially maybe for a guy, because I know well I can't even speak for many because, I know, for some women, you know a dude can be like not so attractive. That cat is braided up.
Speaker 4:You can speak, bro, now that we got a woman here. Are you attracted to money.
Speaker 3:Money.
Speaker 4:Yeah. No, not really what percentage of your friends, would you say, are attracted to money?
Speaker 1:And what's their name?
Speaker 4:Call them out, damn it. So like I know, women talk right Y'all. Like men y'all talk, so you have friends. I mean everybody, I'm sure all y'all want a rich man. Y'all go out to brunch or whatever, when? Y'all are having those conversations and you don't have to get too detailed, verosa, linda, but when y'all are having those conversations, what percentage of your friends are out there? Like man, I know he got money. I know he got money how they be talking.
Speaker 3:No, not really.
Speaker 2:Really no? No, not really Because most of them.
Speaker 3:they're not really Really.
Speaker 2:No, because most no, no, no really, because most of them are. They're not even.
Speaker 3:My friends. Well, yeah, most of them are married and already have, you know, serious relationship, but a few of them are not and they're not looking for the rich men to come and, you know, make their life better, but we all kind of like they need to have a job of stability.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so more stability, stability than anything.
Speaker 3:Have your shit together. They will not date Even I will not date anybody that it's on their late 30s and they're with their mama Okay, no, what's?
Speaker 1:wrong with that? What do you mean? It's?
Speaker 3:wrong with that?
Speaker 2:No, Go home to your mama.
Speaker 3:My mama want to live with me I do not want to live with.
Speaker 2:That's different, that's different, that's way different. Oh, she's living with him, that's no, that's way different, it don't matter.
Speaker 3:Like no, no, no. What if?
Speaker 2:he's taking care of it. No, that's different.
Speaker 4:Yeah, if she's taking care.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no that.
Speaker 4:No, that's different.
Speaker 2:I mean no, that's way different.
Speaker 3:Respect for that, you know, and it's cool that she is living with him, but still like what Okay, I'm okay. But the thing about it is, though it's this house.
Speaker 1:No, but here's the thing though. So if a male plays that same stipulation on a female, y'all look at him all crazy. Like I can't mess with you, you live with your mama. Wait what happened? See, we couldn't do that. Tell a female I can't mess with you, you live with your mama, oh yeah, no, no, we can't. Nah, they'd be like what's wrong with her living with her mama, everything?
Speaker 4:So if you were dating a man that his mom came to live with him, he's taking help to take care of her.
Speaker 3:No, that's fine. But I said I have friends that they want.
Speaker 1:But she's saying that if you just in the basement playing video games.
Speaker 2:No, we get that, but I'm saying especially your mom, no, that's actually attractive. Yeah, your mom is older.
Speaker 3:Because that tells me that you're a good man and that you're taking care of your mom.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But if we end up getting married, oh yeah, your mom has to have a separate house.
Speaker 2:Oh good Lord, Bob is jank Shit. What's up, griselda?
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 4:That's good to know, though.
Speaker 3:Some moms can be something else.
Speaker 1:That's true.
Speaker 3:Especially if like their mom can be something else.
Speaker 2:I have friends that what if they like a mama's boy? Yeah, what if they just do everything for their mama? Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's just, it could be hard, I can understand I'm thinking, wait, we all mama's boys.
Speaker 1:But if you start young, the relationship and everything is fine.
Speaker 2:I mean, I love my mom to death. He's in his 40s.
Speaker 3:You know, I kind of have a different view, Like I mean, I don't want to deal with all that stuff you don't need all that extra yeah.
Speaker 1:That's just life experience.
Speaker 2:Just why you don't want to deal with a woman that has kids.
Speaker 3:That's Okay, that's for. That's why.
Speaker 2:And under.
Speaker 3:For For me, I would not date guys that have kids, so that's your stipulation. You wouldn't date guys with young kids.
Speaker 2:No, I don't want to deal with their baby mama, if they're 18 and over.
Speaker 3:yes, because they're grown, Whatever.
Speaker 2:What if the baby mama is not in the picture, though? Or?
Speaker 4:like slightly? And what if it's like? Or what if the baby mama is like Like a real culprit? Like if the baby mom is like, like a real like if the baby mom is married.
Speaker 2:You know I'm you know married to someone else and it's turning into a Tyler Perry mood hey.
Speaker 1:Joe, you know what? If it was like a real?
Speaker 2:we get ratings dog we've been getting.
Speaker 3:We've been getting ratings because, like I, said earlier, I can say this and have all this criteria, but if I fall in love, if I'm so into the dude, I'm going to change my mind.
Speaker 2:You know, we don't have women often, we got to take advantage of it.
Speaker 3:That's why I don't agree with him, because if you fall in love, you're going to them kids won't.
Speaker 2:let me fall in love, but something else will. What the coochie? No, but you see, you gonna build up a barrier.
Speaker 3:I'll tell you what I'll tell you right now, god damn.
Speaker 2:You gonna build up a barrier.
Speaker 1:So she got a little Four year old son.
Speaker 2:Right, oh, so you be like Okay.
Speaker 1:She said damn she got kids, that motherfucker Throw your fucking football and damn they take your skin out. You got all hell yeah.
Speaker 2:I can work out with this man. Hey, you know what?
Speaker 1:I can you know?
Speaker 4:I can work with this.
Speaker 1:Okay, no, but I'm just saying though, but if he just wanna play video games and sit up there and fucking Push his glasses out of the mirror, he'd be, like nah, I ain't good with that, no, the kids
Speaker 2:after that they can see it.
Speaker 1:Trust me man.
Speaker 2:You'll change your mind. Oh, and then you talking about Tyler Perry. I need everybody to go ahead and if you haven't watched Beauty in Black, start it up and check in, Because I got a couple people that's on it then.
Speaker 4:We don't want you to watch it.
Speaker 3:There's a lot of action on them.
Speaker 4:There is. There's a lot of action in there. It's good, man, I don't know if I want to see that action. Hey, that storyline got me.
Speaker 2:I'm just ready for it.
Speaker 3:You're going to close your eyes or you're going to be like uh.
Speaker 4:I don't like men, no more.
Speaker 3:We're, we're, we're. I don't like men's. No more Women, women, women, forget it. Women.
Speaker 2:I'm not gay, no more. I'm not gay, no more.
Speaker 1:Women's.
Speaker 3:Women's. What do you say?
Speaker 4:I love women's. Somebody was with Uh-oh, uh-oh what Carl Lewis said. Uh-oh what Carl Lewis say. Uh-oh, man, I'll make up for it this time.
Speaker 2:Man.
Speaker 1:Carl Lewis is the greatest boy, my favorite sprinter of all time, I'm going to say shit, we wouldn't even get out the measuring tape for a 26. Was it 26 or 27?.
Speaker 3:Who would even get out?
Speaker 1:the measuring tape for 26?. Oh man listen Damn Carl. You remember when the cats was jumping in the prelims. Yeah, yeah, jumping 26 and shit like that. Back in the day we wouldn't even get out a measuring tape for 26. Oh man, my cousin was one of them.
Speaker 2:Hey, you got to be Jumping to 27 something, yeah tell him you got to be a track and field fan to get that. Talking about the like, the long jump. Now everybody ready for Thanksgiving, Sure.
Speaker 1:One of my favorite times of the year.
Speaker 2:Anybody got some like chitlins?
Speaker 1:Oh, you can't find them, man, they're sold out or something. Good Lord, no chitlins Keeping it basic Figure, that Keeping it basic this year, huh, you, keeping it basic. Keeping it basic, what's basic?
Speaker 3:Hey, I have a question what time do you guys normally eat for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4:About 2, 3. Oh, because we black people About 2. No, I'm not good About 2.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go with.
Speaker 2:About 3 o'clock.
Speaker 4:I'm going to go with like 4. Yeah, 3 to 4.
Speaker 3:Oh my.
Speaker 4:God.
Speaker 1:Because we got to do like.
Speaker 3:No, we have dinner. We eat like around 7. God dang.
Speaker 1:We usually do that too, because we get the football out the way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So it's probably yeah, because we get Sunday football.
Speaker 4:Hey, I do remember those three games though.
Speaker 1:When we used to go over oh that third one ain't going to get watched.
Speaker 2:Like my aunt and the Roos, we would probably go over there about I know it would be, sometimes we'd be going in and it would be dark. So it would probably be about 5 About 5, 5, 5 Between 3 and 4.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so probably about.
Speaker 3:In between 5 and 6 5 and 6, or 2 and 3. 2 and 3 is too early. That's what white people do.
Speaker 2:She said, you can say whatever you want on here.
Speaker 1:No, we eat early because, then we have two leftovers later Shit, there don't be no leftovers.
Speaker 4:I don't have no leftovers. You don't eat your cornbread, but y'all okay, you said y'all don't eat until seven.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we eat late and we gather late. Like everybody comes late Late.
Speaker 4:Late After the games.
Speaker 3:Y'all have the TV on. We don't watch games, y'all don't have the TV on. See, we have the TV on, yeah, tv music.
Speaker 2:Well the thing is you don't have like a sports family.
Speaker 3:No, we usually eat.
Speaker 1:It's kind of late, because everybody cook their own stuff at home, at home, and then bring it over.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:No, they cook their own Thanksgiving at home, oh, and then they come over and then all the ones that throw the broad stuff or whatever will bring that. But they always have their own stuff. So they probably like so when? Usually because there ain't shit left. So when you go home you have something, you know.
Speaker 4:Usually because there ain't shit left. So when you go home you have something coming. I'm going to need you to make me that that cream cheese.
Speaker 2:Joe, do you make turducken? No, you probably could, if you wanted.
Speaker 3:Though what's the traditional dish that you normally Cook for Thanksgiving? Turkey and dressing. What do y'all have?
Speaker 4:What is that.
Speaker 1:Ham. Oh, they got hams on sale right now.
Speaker 2:Greens Collard greens the pig guts, Collard greens macaroni cheese Mac and cheese, mac and cheese.
Speaker 4:What do y'all?
Speaker 3:have Same.
Speaker 4:Y'all got tamales too, though.
Speaker 3:No, that's for Christmas.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you making tamales too, no, that's for. Christmas. Oh yeah, you making tamales. I'm putting my order in. No, my grandma.
Speaker 1:Do you have dressing or do you have stuffing?
Speaker 3:Stuffing yeah.
Speaker 4:You have stuffing.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:White people do dressing. No, no.
Speaker 1:Stuffing is stovetop, we do dressing.
Speaker 4:Dressing, dressing, that's a difference. Stuffing is stovetop, we do dressing dressing dressing.
Speaker 1:That's the difference dressing stovetop stuffing goes.
Speaker 4:I just show up and eat in the turkey yeah, inside the turkey yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm not a cooker. Wherever I'm at, wherever I go, I just show up and eat, like I appreciate it, y'all that's the way you do it. That's the way you do it. Thank you for hey, do you do it. Thank you for.
Speaker 3:Do you do the sweet potato pie Exactly?
Speaker 2:You ever had sweet potato pie?
Speaker 3:They gave me a piece At work.
Speaker 4:What's better, sweet potato or pumpkin?
Speaker 3:Sweet potato.
Speaker 4:You had pumpkin pie.
Speaker 2:She got her black card.
Speaker 3:Yes, but no, I like the sweet potato.
Speaker 2:I've never had pumpkin. You better send me a piece if you make some. Oh shoot, don't say that that nigga be the main one. Tomorrow I'm going to go to your house, you're going to show off.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know what here? Go ahead and eat this.
Speaker 2:I've never have you had pumpkin pie before.
Speaker 3:We're going to go to your house for Thanksgiving. I'm not. No, that's what.
Speaker 2:I'm saying I've had a piece. Yeah, I'm not. I'm going to tell you why.
Speaker 3:What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:No, I had a slice of pumpkin pie. You know how they had a little work. So you know you go in.
Speaker 4:I'm sitting up, put it in the plate, all it is.
Speaker 3:They put it's so good they put different spices in it.
Speaker 1:They put that all spice in it, but sweet potato pie man, and they also did one cheesecake.
Speaker 3:But it had sweet potato too, sweet potato Cheesecake.
Speaker 1:Sweet potato cheesecake.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's good it was so good Sweet potato I've never had it, I'm not a big.
Speaker 2:I'm not a cheesecake fan.
Speaker 1:I could probably eat like a slice Sweet potato pound cake.
Speaker 2:It's fun, Like I can eat cheesecake, but then I can have the little like a Danish. You know how they had a Danish with cheesecake in there. I mean I can eat that, but I mean I'm not a big cheesecake fan, I don't know, it's too rich.
Speaker 1:I don't know Me and Shane, I love that banana pudding oh.
Speaker 2:I love banana pudding, the homemade one though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Got to cook it down. Get some vanilla wafers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Is that the one you ever had the banana pudding?
Speaker 1:With the vanilla wafers, not vanilla.
Speaker 2:Nilla man, oh Nilla Manila. Oh, there's Nilla wafers, there's nigga from the country.
Speaker 1:No, that's what's on the box. Yeah, those are cookies, right?
Speaker 3:Well, listen, I'm going to tell you this we're from the city, it's not like cookies, niggas, don't pay attention.
Speaker 2:Now you already see, I call what's nigga? Vanilla wafers, that's what we called it, but y'all. But you know exactly what I mean. When I be like, oh, vanilla wafers, you say nilla, hey, whatever, I just know what I said. All my life have you and I know it's good, I know which ones you're talking about. Those are the ones I'm talking about grab some vanilla wafers.
Speaker 2:They're not nilla wafers, no listen the ones you're talking about, nigga, we, we in the city, but we come from down there too. I know those ones we have, but we just call them vanilla wafers, that's all my life have you had pecan pie?
Speaker 1:I bought me three boxes of them.
Speaker 4:Have you had pecan pie? Uh-uh.
Speaker 2:That's good too.
Speaker 3:What is it? Pecan pie.
Speaker 2:Which one that your mom wanted Joe to make?
Speaker 4:Oh, that was the cream cheese pecan pie, right, oh man.
Speaker 2:She liked it, huh I would put a ring on. Joe, hey, he can be beauty and black. Don't do him like that. Hey, he just said he'd put a ring on it because of the pecan pie. I already told you he can marry you because he knows how to cook.
Speaker 3:Hey Re-marry.
Speaker 4:I know you're going to make that again.
Speaker 1:Save her a piece Never ever getting married again.
Speaker 2:Save her a piece of that you ain't doing it again, joe Mm-mm, you done.
Speaker 3:Yeah, don't say never, never say never. I can say it.
Speaker 2:And she might have a four. She might have a four and a two.
Speaker 1:I can say it Never, ever, ever, ever, ever.
Speaker 3:You never know what life has for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, it's binding, my brother we hear you, we hear you on the podcast.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you what my brother used to say Joe, the ones that talk more. If I do it again, here comes Moses on the tricycle. All right, look, I'll tell you. I wish y'all could have met that cat. Everyone had so many sayings. It was just crazy.
Speaker 2:Well, I got one more good one for y'all. I can only imagine what his story is about to be Now. Once again, y'all know, every week, or every few podcasts, I'm always talking about johnny's house, my favorite podcast to listen, to shout out to all of them johnny ray, uh, norris and brian. But they asked a question if you were on a plane and you had to land it, would you be able to do it? I mean, now wait, first off, what the hell? What the hell of traffic control and all that stuff? Because I guess it was a study. They said it was a study and 51% of men said that they would be able to land the airplane and we talk about, you know, on a commercial flight and something happened to the pilot and the co-pilot. So now you have to step into action, get into the pilot chair and you got to land the plane.
Speaker 4:If it meant the difference between life and death. Yes, I'm going to try.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This ain't no try. Do you think you can land it, yes or no? Trust me, we're going to all try.
Speaker 4:Yes, I think I can land it.
Speaker 2:You think you can land it, and remember they talk about with the help of.
Speaker 1:Traffic control. So the question would be If you land it, how are you going to stop it?
Speaker 4:Push the brakes and.
Speaker 1:I went that way.
Speaker 4:You got brakes right landed. How you going to stop it? Push the brakes.
Speaker 2:And I went that way, you got brakes right Because, listen, I think I'm going to be the one in the 49% and say I don't think I can do it. I mean I'll try it Now, like you said. I'll try it Because I'll get up there. I mean it took the landing gear out. We still up in the air now, the wheels done fell off. You're like what the hell you put the landing gear out too early.
Speaker 4:As long as they can talk me through it, I think I can do it. Yeah, it can't be. I mean, I know there's a lot of buttons and stuff, but I didn't play enough of those little air fights in the games.
Speaker 1:That's what one of the cast said, man, simulator games. That's what one of the cats said, man. I'll tell you what, though, I'm going to say no.
Speaker 2:I'm saying no. I'm going to say no. I'm saying no.
Speaker 1:Because I just happened to get in a flight simulator once. What when you were in the military or Let me tell you that's fucking hard bro. Hey, I'm just letting you know I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2:No, yes, I would Absolutely try.
Speaker 1:Life or death.
Speaker 2:We gonna all try, but I'm saying Do you think you can Success? I don't. No, I don't think I can. I know, I know it's really, it's really hard. Even listening to them I'll be like I'll be more confused Because what, I'm a visual learner.
Speaker 1:Well, no, what, even listening to them I'll be like I'll be more confused, because what the thing about it is, I'm a visual learner?
Speaker 3:Well, no, the thing about it is.
Speaker 1:I can't be like. Do this or that, so. So the thing is Constantly talking to you the whole time. Right, it'll tell you Like you need to get the nose up, it'll tell you Speed's too fast, and it'll just start telling shit. Then it'll say crash imminent, all kinds of shit, so all that shit be in your head.
Speaker 2:How many times did you crash? Every time.
Speaker 4:So when the Mega Millions of Powerball was up to a billion, I started watching videos on the G6 plane. I was about to get right, so the guy was telling me how to fly it. A lot of that stuff has we're talking the commercial, even commercial.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I got a neighbor that's a pilot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we're not talking about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got a neighbor that's a pilot. Okay, wait Real quick. Then he's not talking about that, he's a commercial.
Speaker 4:United Airlines pilot.
Speaker 2:Ask your neighbor if he think us. You can tell him about the question that we asked. I'll ask him, I'll straight up If he think like a regular person, no experience at all, absolutely Nothing about planes at all. They're not there, they're knocked out. Yeah, yeah, they're done, but they're listening to traffic control and they have to land a plane. A pilot did call in and he said almost like the same thing he was saying. He was like yeah, I don't think so, I can't.
Speaker 3:It happens on the movie.
Speaker 2:That's what I said. Didn't y'all see snakes on?
Speaker 1:a plane If you watch the movie.
Speaker 2:I've never watched it. If you watch the movie, right, I've never watched it.
Speaker 1:Okay, here's the thing If you watch the movie right when they land the plane they push the thing forward right. They land the planes and they step on the brakes, push the thing forward right. So when you land the plane you got to go reverse, thrust on it right To stop it.
Speaker 4:I guess yeah.
Speaker 2:See, I don't even know what he's talking about. That's why I said I'm.
Speaker 1:So that's why, when you're in a plane that lands and then you hear a whole lot of noise- yeah, all they do is they put it at full throttle, throttle. And then they close off the front, and then they close off the back, and then all the shit comes to the front to stop it, see, and that's what's funny. So you wouldn't like an average person, wouldn't know all that.
Speaker 2:Because he's talking about full throttle. I'm thinking you coming like I'm going to the red light. I'm just going to hit the brakes. No, you ain't, and like, shut the engine off.
Speaker 1:So you have to land it and then, when the nose touches, ghost ride the whip. You got to close off the back and then you got to go full military. I meant full throttle.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that'll stop it. So you already said you don't think no.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying like if you don't just putting an average Joe in there?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I say, just a regular person, I mean. Obviously, if his neighbor is on the plane, he's a pilot.
Speaker 1:I'm really bad at following instructions. Hey look, you might as well go straight to that little bar they got up front and start drinking. Maybe you can pull some Denzel shit or something. Oh, I know. That shit, that was crazy. That motherfucker flipped that plane over. Yeah that was crazy. That motherfucker flipped that plane over. Yeah, that's what I said.
Speaker 2:I don't think I'd be able to do it, but no, but they have like, and then like just say for example like Do they have any?
Speaker 1:like the props, like the props are the same way right, like the propellers. When you land them, right you don't hit the brakes, you flip, you hit the yeah the flaps.
Speaker 4:You want the flaps to come down.
Speaker 1:No, you rotate the propeller. The propeller rotates.
Speaker 2:Oh, like the little Cessnas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it'll spin like that and then that'll cause it to start throwing air backwards I mean start pushing the air and to stop it.
Speaker 4:Oh, you mean they reverse direction?
Speaker 1:No, they don't Reverse direction. So the the propeller Rotates like this. So when you Want to go, when you want to Stop, you feather it so it'll go straight, and then it just Beats the air Until it stops.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean. I didn't know all that, all right.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to go to medical school. Yeah, you have to you can rotate.
Speaker 1:if you rotate, let's just say when you want to go forward, you're going to rotate a certain way and then when it's turning, it'll pull the plane. I'm going to pull up YouTube and then way to push the plane back, so that's how it'll stop I'm gonna see if they have any flight simulators, because we're gonna if they die, get in there, you're gonna crash your ass, hey oh, no, listen, I already said, no, I already said no, and in all fairness though, it was a harrier.
Speaker 1:But yeah, that's something's hard to fly right there, oh so the one, you, you did. It was like a it was a jet, yeah.
Speaker 2:A harrier, yeah, no I can't do a jet, I don't think I can do it.
Speaker 1:Nah, I can't do a. Jet you trying to get that fucking thing to hover? I don't think I can do a.
Speaker 2:Cessna. Yeah, uh-uh, I don't think I can. I don't even think I can land a helicopter Mm-mm.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's another one too. It's the same thing that propellers rotate To lift.
Speaker 2:And yeah, and then you.
Speaker 1:You tilt the that way to go forward, and then you tilt the.
Speaker 2:Because that's like you know, when you see A takeoff. Remember how, when they go to Takeoff, sometimes Like I know when I be Watching my hey, but I would do you talking about the helicopters, yeah, like On the helicopter, if it's straight up, it'll just go straight up, then when they wanna go forward, it'll tilt that way. I wanna get on the. I wanna get on the. What's your name Like when they go up? I wanna hang from the, from the wing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then like Jump down On a helicopter, no on a helicopter, on a helicopter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, Cause I saw Shamar do it On SWAT. You know I'm inspired by that show. I want all my gear on. I'm going to go down and be like we have the building surrounded.
Speaker 1:You ever watch the old shows, Like they always bend over. Oh, like in the 80s. They always bend over when they go on the helicopter.
Speaker 2:Oh, gonna get the head cut off, yeah, because the thing is actually bouncing down like that.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah that is no, that is true they do. But that man, that's man, listen, I mean they have a lot of like I mean fucked up videos, like we was like. They have them know how to catch the planes on on a carrier. They use a cable by this big guy. Oh yeah, that motherfucker snapped and they started taking motherfucking legs off as they went around like, yeah, it's crazy yeah, I had a friend.
Speaker 1:Eric. He walked in front of one of them and fucking sucked his earmuffs off. Oh damn damn crazy. That fucking shit's crazy. Well, but anyway, that's another story.
Speaker 2:We made it.
Speaker 1:We made it to another hour.
Speaker 2:Hey Red one, I haven't seen it yet. I want to go see it I want to go see it.
Speaker 4:I'm going to go see it, though.
Speaker 2:They said it didn't make a lot of money. I know, but it's good, gladiator 2. I think it's too, early Gladiator 2 is out.
Speaker 1:Wicked. I just hate the way they're so damn long.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know I've never seen Gladiator 1. Oh, you gotta see that. But no, I'ma still watch Gladiator 2 and then watch Gladiator 1. Watch 1 first, so do I have to watch 1 and see 2?
Speaker 4:Yes, I think so.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So, do I have to watch one to see two? Yes, I think so. Yeah, yeah, because it's not a prequel, but to understand it, it's like 20 years in the future.
Speaker 2:It's not a prequel, but it's 20 years in the future. Yeah, so I can't watch two, then watch one.
Speaker 1:No, because all the characters in two are. I thought everybody died. That was in one. The characters in two are kids.
Speaker 2:In one Okay, all right. Well, I guess I'll watch. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:The character you're talking about in two. They're kids in one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, denzel wasn't in one, though, was he? No, no, yeah.
Speaker 1:They had no problem killing people.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I'm going to check it out.
Speaker 1:It's just like have you watched the Spartacus series? Uh-uh.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I ain't going to lie. Normally I don't like that. I ain't going to say I don't like it, but I'm not really in. I like cop shows, have you seen the new one on.
Speaker 4:Peacock On what those About to Die on Peacock.
Speaker 1:No, I haven't seen those About to Die yet. That's good too.
Speaker 2:I'm going to see Gladiator too, because Denzel's in there. Yeah, His son got something coming out about the piano. It's on Netflix. Hey, once again, we don't fact check, but it's one with John David Washington. It might, I think it actually come out November 23rd.
Speaker 3:Wait, no, it's tomorrow.
Speaker 2:So no, you know what, I don't think it'll be on a Saturday when it come out. It might be out now or it comes out next week, but it has something to do like with piano, okay, and being like in a family. I guess everybody Denzel's son is in it, I heard. That's real good. I'm not even talking about the Mike Tyson stuff, because we're yeah, yeah, we.
Speaker 1:Forget that. Yeah, we're going to leave that alone.
Speaker 2:Just let that man enjoy himself and have his money Knee brace, Goodness gracious. Well, we're about to be out. Hey, thank you for joining us. Thank you.
Speaker 3:Rosalinda, thank you for having me here.
Speaker 2:You will come back, though it's a pleasure.
Speaker 3:Yes, I will come back All right.
Speaker 1:Too bad, you ain't single Damn. Guess what I know, do you sing?
Speaker 2:I woke up like this. I woke up like this Do you ever sing that?
Speaker 3:Sometimes oh.
Speaker 2:Damn Alright, look at that Come back.
Speaker 1:Rosalind, don't see this, it's good to see you.
Speaker 2:Alright, y'all Holla, holla, bye.