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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Thanksgiving Tales, Black Friday Laughs, and Dive Bar Nostalgia with Silky and Jess
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Ever wondered what a lively chat with Silky and Jess sounds like? Spoiler alert: it involves nicknames, motorcycles, and some serious laughs about Black Friday madness. We set the stage with tales from our Thanksgiving celebrations, and things only get wilder from there. Silky's return brings an electric energy that turns our banter into a whirlwind of humor and camaraderie, especially when we dive into the world of fantasy football and debate our electronics shopping habits—or lack thereof.
Our conversations take unexpected turns, from the quirky art of toenail painting to the chilling saga of a CEO's mysterious murder. We find ourselves caught between light-hearted banter and serious ponderings, examining everything from college football biases to the frustration of a faulty weed pen purchase that only social media could resolve. Through humorous anecdotes and real-life challenges, we reflect on family dynamics, financial responsibilities, and the delightful absurdities of life, offering a mix of entertainment and relatability.
Alcohol makes its spirited appearance as we reminisce about youthful indulgences and more refined drinking choices, sharing wild stories from Diddy parties to local dive bars. Our nostalgia doesn’t stop there; we fondly recall the vibrant atmosphere of neighborhood joints and debate the best (and worst) spirits that fueled our memorable nights. From holiday feasts to pop culture curiosities, our discussion spins through a kaleidoscope of topics with a playful nod to shared memories and the enduring essence of friendship.
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Fantasy Football and Black Friday Shopping
Speaker 1Oh yeah , that would be good .
Speaker 2Uh oh , Y'all ready ? Check , Uh oh , Check . Uh oh , we have another guest . Here we go . Yeah , we have a guest in the house . Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . This is Bosco Pearson , your host with the most AKA chocolate . Mr Chocolate , Dark Chocolate . Kit Kat Boy Wonder . Chocolate Boy Wonder . That's it . I knew it . Hey , this your boy . Chocolate Boy Wonder .
Speaker 1Chocolate Dump Cake Sitting with this nigga just playing .
Speaker 2I'm done already . Where'd he sit ? All right , anyway , sitting to my left .
Speaker 3It's your special guest in the house , Silky .
Speaker 4Oh shit , we got Silky back . We got Silky back , oh my goodness .
Speaker 5To my left . To my left , oh Silky's back , welcome back . Oh , my goodness , To my left . Oh Silky's back . Welcome back , bro , oh .
Speaker 4Hey , it's been a long time . Come here , man . You've been overdue . You've been overdue . We've been waiting on Silky .
Speaker 3I'm excited today . Let's go . We've been waiting on Silky man .
Speaker 5Rodeo missed you baby . Hey , hey , listen , rodeo . You see , when you get a little snow , what happens , rodeo , baby ? I showed up to my right and to my left .
Speaker 4Superman is in the building . Pew , pew , pew , pew , pew , pew , pew pew . Can you ?
Speaker 2hear it ? Yes , sir , that's Superman . Don't talk about me , though . Turn me up , turn you up , turn him up on his way . Oh , yes , sir .
Speaker 1That's Superman . Don't talk about me , though . Turn me up .
Speaker 2Turn you up . Turn him up on his way . Oh , dog , dog , wait , come on , we got to turn Joe off , there we go .
Speaker 5You know man , there you go . I'm an old bro .
Speaker 4There you go .
Speaker 2Anyway , and to my love , anyway , we're going to let our guests guest co-host with Silky , who's in the building today Rodeo . Rodeo and Superman Always . Do you have a super name or no ?
Speaker 6It is just Jess . Hey , I like that . What's your ?
Speaker 2name . I thought you were going to go with .
Speaker 5White my name is Jess , just Jess . Hey , I like that . Just Jess . What's your name ? I thought you were going to go with white .
Speaker 2My name is Jess . Oh my God , oh man .
Speaker 5I'm talking about . Hey , you kind of look like her though .
Speaker 1Oh my .
Speaker 6First Britney , and now we're on that , okay .
Speaker 2Who she don't look like . No , we called her Britney Spears . She look more like Britney Spears than and I told you we like Britney Spears , we love Britney Spears . Alright , anyway , y'all , welcome to another week's episode . We didn't do one last week , huh . Happy belated Thanksgiving . I hope y'all got all y'all's Black Friday deals . Anybody go Black Friday shopping ?
Speaker 6I feel like I'm Black Friday shopping right now .
Speaker 2Oh my God , my goodness , oh my God .
Speaker 4Hey , let me show you my price tag .
Speaker 2Oh my God , oh my God , 50% off .
Speaker 3Off the rail , and it wasn't me .
Speaker 4See it wasn't even me this time , y'all always be blaming me like man Steve just took us right off the rail .
Speaker 2Let me tell y'all this Real quick , before it goes off the rail , I'm just trying it .
Speaker 2I partook , partake , partaken or however you say it , in a motorcycle ride . Today this spurred a moment I might have bit off more than I could chew . No , I feel absolutely fine . Obviously I'm here , I made it , but I think I'm on a sport bike . So this isn't a cruiser . And for all you real motorcycle riders out there , I'm going to be like oh , he's crying . I was on a sport bike , 6'3" , on a little racing bike for 312 miles . Total like round trip from garage back to garage , 312 miles . I just want to say that . So if y'all hear some zzzzzzz , it's not a vibrator , uh it's the Hypervolt .
Speaker 3It might be later , but this episode is the Hypervolt .
Speaker 2Yeah , this episode is brought to you by Hypervolt is brought to you by Hypervote . Yeah , this episode is bought to you by Hypervote . It's bought to you by what ? What you got in your cup ? The Butterfly , the Dragonfly , oh , the Dragonfly Water Cup .
Speaker 3Prime Prime and Del Taco .
Speaker 2Oh , and Del Taco . Okay , anyway , back to Black Friday . Who did Black Friday shopping Okay .
Speaker 4Not me .
Speaker 1I didn't ?
Speaker 4Yeah , I'm boring man , you know I ain't doing no Black Friday shopping .
Speaker 3Me neither .
Speaker 5Well , I pretty much have all the TVs I can handle Well there goes that segment .
Speaker 3How about ? Who did Cyber Monday ?
Speaker 5I pretty much have all the TVs I can handle .
Speaker 3All of my electronics are already purchased , so it goes with Black Friday , small Business Saturday .
Speaker 4Yeah , I did Cyber Monday and then Travel Tuesday . I did look for some travel deals on Tuesday the Camouflage Saints jersey , though .
Speaker 5Travel Tuesday . I did look for some travel deals on Tuesday the Camouflage , Saints jersey though Travel Tuesday . I did order one of those .
Speaker 4Why you ain't trying to go nowhere see , that's a waste of money .
Speaker 1Shit , hey , hey , hey .
Speaker 3That's a waste of money , yeah .
Speaker 5Man who talking about a waste of money . You look at San Francisco .
Speaker 3Hey , I don't want to talk about it .
Speaker 5Y'all the worst God damn team Y'all the best Negro please , negro please , I don't even go there .
Speaker 3We was just in the Super Bowl .
Speaker 5That's why man bring the other guy back .
Speaker 4Man , give me the super . Nobody remember the people that lost .
Speaker 5We got y'all this weekend . What's your other guy name ? Again , give me the super man we been talking About San Francisco .
Speaker 3Man , please Y'all right there with us .
Speaker 5Y'all ain't did shit since Joe Montaigne .
Speaker 3Y'all right there with us , y'all below us , actually Y'all in the playoff hunt .
Speaker 5At least we still got a chance . We had a reason .
Speaker 3What .
Speaker 5We had no quarterback .
Speaker 3Hey man , we dealing with 15 injuries right now . Oh , dang it . No , I think it's 16 . Something like that . Is it 16 ?
Speaker 5It's a lot . No , man , all I know is y'all going to cost a lot of fantasy football people a lot of money , hey your team .
Speaker 4I just want to thank you for keeping me number one Because you had a nice team , man . But then when I saw everybody falling off , I was like , oh , thank God , thank , falling off .
Speaker 1I was like oh , thank God , Thank God , I'm in the playoffs I didn't say you wasn't in the playoffs .
Speaker 4That's all that matters I didn't say nothing about the playoffs . I just said I want to thank you , man , for taking all them San Francisco players off of everybody's hands .
Speaker 3I got two San Francisco players .
Speaker 4Me too .
Speaker 5Now , that's all you got . They ain't got but two players on the team .
Speaker 3Are . That's all you got . They ain't got but two players on the team . Are you in the playoffs yet , Joe ?
Speaker 5Yeah , I'm in the playoffs .
Speaker 3You locked in , yeah .
Speaker 5Okay , who do you think you're talking to ? I know you locked in .
Speaker 3Yeah no , y'all locked in , I'm in the playoffs .
Speaker 2I'm in , but my position can change , but I'm always towards the bottom anyway .
Speaker 3So that's all that matters . We in now , that's it . That's all that matters you know what you should do .
Speaker 5Get you an .
Speaker 4ASU jersey . He said get the diamond back .
Speaker 2say Do you know about fantasy football .
Speaker 6No , a little , but not enough to be putting an opinion out there you can put your opinion out there .
Speaker 4Just say San Francisco sucks , san Francisco sucks , san .
Speaker 6Francisco sucks , there you go .
Speaker 3You just gonna disrespect me like that . After all , it is .
Speaker 1Black Friday .
Speaker 2Oh man , that is funny . She be like god damn , it's Black Friday , two weeks in a row . Two weeks in a row .
Speaker 1What I am winning .
Speaker 4Man when the hell , two weeks in a row . Two weeks in a row . What I am winning , man , where the hell ? Okay , nothing on my Black Friday .
Speaker 2Man , this started , oh my .
Speaker 5You know , I got one question .
Speaker 2Okay , here we go .
Speaker 5What color are your toenails ?
Speaker 6My toenails Not painted right now .
Speaker 5They're not , so they white . Okay , do you believe in that ?
Speaker 3Tell her your notion . Joe , Do you believe in the whole toenail trend White toenails ?
Speaker 6Oh I mean , Listen , wait , do you even know ? Kind of , I don't pay attention much to that shit . To tell you the truth , Yay . Because I don't care . I mean , I'm going to paint my toenails whatever color I want to paint my damn toenails , and if you want to think something about it , think something about it .
Speaker 3Right , you don't care about the trend . No , what color do you normally paint your toenails when you paint them ?
Speaker 4White . Oh my goodness , we was waiting on that . One Boom Goes the dynamite .
Speaker 6I'm weak . It's a good color .
Speaker 5Yes , it is .
Speaker 6It goes with everything .
Speaker 5Yes , it is . I agree with you 100% , 1000% . That's right .
Speaker 6I can't even defend myself . Yeah , you can , you're doing great .
Speaker 3How about your fingernails ? We don't count them .
Speaker 1I don't even really get that high Toe nails Go straight to the toenails Right there , bam , oh yeah .
Speaker 3What if she got tennis shoes on ? You going to ask her to ?
Speaker 5take them off . Something is wrong with you . You're the one bringing up toenails .
Speaker 6Yeah , but something is wrong with you . I'm just asking .
Speaker 5You're the one bringing out toenails ? Yeah , but something is wrong with him . Why would you even say that ?
Speaker 6Why would you even say anything about toenails ?
Speaker 4But why would you put tennis shoes on who going ?
Speaker 5to cover up them pretty toes , Toenails yeah .
Speaker 2The only time you wear tennis shoes . You got a show on .
Speaker 6I was walking into a house full of people who are into feet .
Speaker 5Yeah , but , your feet ugly . You wear tennis shoes .
Speaker 2Christian would be right there we had an episode called Christian Loves Feet .
Speaker 5Right what .
Speaker 2He does , though .
Speaker 5I'm just saying though if your feet ugly , you wear tennis shoes Right . If they're not , you use them .
Speaker 2Honestly , there's nothing wrong with it .
Speaker 5Everybody in here got tennis shoes on . Everybody got tennis shoes on . Everybody got tennis shoes on . Keep mine on . I got my shit fucked up . You got bunions ? No , they just fucked up . You be lying , I sleep in socks and I live by myself , so I fucked up my shoes .
Speaker 3He put his feet in the pool with socks on .
Speaker 5Shit , yeah me fucked up .
Speaker 1Oh no .
Speaker 5Ain't nothing wrong with it , but you know . But the thing is though , we talk about toenails and he bring up tennis shoes . That's just I'm just saying .
Speaker 3That's why your brother called you , because he knew you was going to say something . Listen , you go straight to the feet right . So what if she got tennis shoes on ? What you going to do then Imagine , just imagine you going to ask her , you going to ask her .
Speaker 4All you got to do is tell her what color are your toenails . I just asked what color toenails Okay . She said they was clear .
Speaker 3If she said anything other than white .
Speaker 5I'm just talking , you go up to a random check . No , I mean , if they say anything other than white , then you say okay .
Speaker 4Then you know what you're dealing with .
Speaker 5Yeah .
Speaker 3As soon as they say white you know what you're dealing with .
Speaker 2Is there any color for red ? Any , or is it just white toenails ?
Speaker 5White toenails are freaky . I think it's the white ones , the white ones .
Speaker 4Yeah , yeah , he like the white ones . What about the nude , colored ?
Speaker 1ones .
Speaker 4Huh , the nude . Nude the nude colors is kind of like light tan man , you don't know all them colors man . That's the color .
Speaker 5It's called nude nigga when I was in school . One by eight colors .
Speaker 4This color is in the Crayola box with 140 colors .
Speaker 5It's called nude One by eight colors when I was in school , when in orange you had to mix up some green and yellow , this ain't orange .
Speaker 4I was in school Shit , All right . Then when in orange you had to mix up some green and yellow , this ain't orange , this ain't new . I'm just saying I'm like you coming up with all these colors and shit I don't know about all these colors .
Speaker 5I'm done , man , so just Jess .
Speaker 3Jess , what do you and your girlfriends talk about when it comes to toenail colors ?
Speaker 6We don't talk about no colors . Damn bitch that M&M green is banging . No , not really .
Speaker 3I mean you got to give us some insight .
Speaker 6On toenail colors .
Speaker 3Yeah , just what y'all be talking about .
Casual Banter and Unexpected Topics
Speaker 4Y'all paint each other toes or y'all just go get them done . I do my own . Oh , that's cool . You do your own , she do her own toes .
Speaker 1Okay , I don't like people touching .
Speaker 4Oh , oh , that's cool . That's what's up . She do her own toes .
Speaker 6I don't , okay , I don't like people touching my feet . Damn , I just don't , I'm not .
Speaker 1That wasn't their fantasy , I used to be that way you used to be yeah .
Speaker 6I don't think . I want to know what made you not be that way , no , I went to them .
Speaker 5Little Asians , hey , hey , they did a good job .
Speaker 4Oh hell , they did a really good job .
Speaker 5They did a good job . They talked about me For 30 minutes , but them time they did a good job . I didn't know what they was saying . I know they was Talking about them feet . It was like yo yeah you gotta Come see these .
Speaker 3I ain't even gonna Try to Try to , I'm just telling you , I know .
Speaker 5Pretty nice .
Speaker 2Okay , well , and they charged me 80 dollars we're gonna talk no more about uh , feet , feet , feet and toenails .
Speaker 4Okay , hey , I will tell you this ?
Speaker 2y'all see , uh , well , obviously you know , this is just uh , we talk about some serious stuff . Yeah is just uh , we talk about some serious stuff . Yeah , some , actually most this is comedy relief , honestly , we just come on here to make people laugh . It's very light-hearted . We tell people oh , we don't check .
Speaker 1So sometimes we'll tell the story .
Speaker 2We don't know if it's real or not .
Speaker 4It's just like just what I heard . Entertainment purposes only .
Speaker 2But Allegedly I'll get serious for once . Well , three minutes , remember the CEO guy that got killed , yeah , man . That's sad , yes , it is . But they said the Bullets had a cryptic message . I don't know .
Speaker 5Oh , had a cryptic message , I don't know . No , he wrote shit on the shell cases .
Speaker 2And it was a cryptic message .
Speaker 3Catch me if you can . What was the message ?
Speaker 2Oh , so it's not the ones that he shot the guy with . It's on the shell cases . Okay , on the shotgun , because then he killed him with a shotgun .
Speaker 3No on the .
Speaker 2Because they said he had a , he had a silencer on and everything right Did he , yeah , he didn't shoot .
Speaker 5I thought he shot him with .
Speaker 2He shot him in the back first With a shotgun Then he jammed .
Speaker 3Was it a shotgun ? I thought it was a handgun with a silencer on it . Maybe I saw it wrong . He got the video .
Speaker 2He walked right up to him . He walked behind him .
Speaker 3He shot him Behind him .
Speaker 5Yeah , and then he didn't even run either .
Speaker 3Nah , he just put on his hoodie , got on a bicycle .
Speaker 2Hey , was he a United Healthcare worker ? I don't know , I don't know anything . Did they find him yet or no ?
Speaker 5I don't think so , they ain't gonna find him at this point he in Hawaii already nah , they didn't get that lady from first 48 , she'll find that motherfucker that's true , ain't no joke bro .
Speaker 2Because he was so covered up .
Speaker 5Yeah , but he stopped at and got coffee and shit first .
Speaker 2Oh , so they got him there ?
Speaker 5No , they got pictures of him , but he was covered up .
Speaker 2White dude .
Speaker 6Yeah , he's just going to get some Dutch Bros before killing somebody .
Speaker 1Yeah , dang Heartless , it was killing somebody yeah .
Speaker 6Dang Heartless .
Speaker 3It was probably Starbucks . Yeah , you wanted some dragon fruit tea .
Speaker 5Right A refresher , he's like man , I need an iced . What about this college playoff thing ? Everybody unhappy about it .
Speaker 3They haven't come out with it . I'm just unhappy that . Alabama's going to get in . That's trash . You don't know yet .
Speaker 4They're going to get in . They're supposed to get in . They're supposed to get in .
Speaker 5man , look at the history bro man , we get in by name alone , bro . What's wrong with you , man ?
Speaker 3Makes me mad . Y'all lost three games , See what's your brother number ?
Speaker 5I'll give it to you . Call him , call the police , call .
Speaker 4Tyrone . Aren't they supposed to be playing tonight .
Speaker 3Yeah , boise State's playing right .
Speaker 4They're playing tonight . Right , they're playing .
Speaker 5Video Boise State ain't playing tonight , are they ?
Speaker 2It's the Twitter .
Speaker 3Twitter X . I have no idea .
Speaker 6That's crazy .
Speaker 3I mean you can't go nowhere now .
Speaker 5On the lighter note , I ordered one of those turn pods . Whatever the weed pods .
Speaker 6Oh From .
Speaker 5Turn Me or whatever man . The thing didn't work . I sent it back and they kept sending me the pen back without the battery . I just sent everything back , man it took me about about two months . Finally I said hey . Then , finally , my daughter got involved . She said , hey , we're going to expose you , I got . Then she told me she said , hey , we're going to expose you , I got it . Then she told me she said I got a friend that's got 1.4 million followers . Oh , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 3It's easy . You need to do that . Huh , you need to call three on your side .
Speaker 5They take care of you . Let me tell you this way they sent me two . Two weed pens no , they sent the pen but they didn't send the charger . Oh , okay , but now they sent the whole thing , the two pot packs .
Speaker 2What was it Kaya , kaya or Jada .
Speaker 5It was Jada . You know it was Jada . Then she told me you know one of mine .
Speaker 3Apple don't fall far , I know .
Speaker 5Finally she owe all the money she owe me , shit . So you feel your daughter Apple , don't fall far I know , Finally , she owe all the money .
Speaker 3she owe me Shit , so you feel your daughter owes you money .
Speaker 5Don't you .
Speaker 3No .
Speaker 5You don't feel your kids owe you no money , no Shit . Mama owe me some money .
Speaker 2Why let's talk about it , yeah , why .
Speaker 1I mean since she's been grown ?
Speaker 3yeah , my kids aren't grown yet . Almost .
Speaker 5How I mean , since she's been grown ?
Speaker 3yeah , my kids aren't grown yet Almost . How old are your kids ? One's going ?
Speaker 5to be 18 . One's going to be 16 . Boy , you need to stop . No , kid , that's student loan right there . What you going to do ? Student loan forgiveness Is that what you're going to do ? I'm just asking , I'm just saying You're going to do student loan forgiveness .
Speaker 3That's what you're going to do , but they're your kids . You feel like they owe you money .
Speaker 5And I'm their daddy .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 5Yeah , they owe me money .
Speaker 3Your job is to raise them . And I did that he raised them right , but now that they're out of school , everything you pay for .
Speaker 5Yeah , it's a payback . Come on dog .
Speaker 3Really Okay , okay , seriously .
Speaker 2You owe me money .
Speaker 5Seriously , wait a minute . I remember like what was it ? Fifth episode , and you was making fun of me with that thing .
Speaker 4Oh yeah , remember . Yeah , that's right , you was making fun of me and everything .
Speaker 5Then you put it on the table . Put it on the table , oh yeah , and now you are not .
Speaker 3Now look at table , oh yeah . And now look at you oh , we're in a full circle .
Speaker 5Now the times have changed . Now huh hey man , yes sir . I'm just saying though .
Speaker 2This is from a three-hour motorcycle ride , whatever . Unexpected .
Speaker 5I'm just saying I'm hurting . I know , there's levels to this shit , bro , but sometimes you gotta like Give us a break , man .
Speaker 2You hear that , can y'all hear that ?
Speaker 1See what I'm saying . How come ?
Speaker 6He didn't have time to stretch his pancakes first . How come ?
Speaker 5Black Donald Trump , his butt , his little butt .
Speaker 1How you get away with all this shit .
Speaker 5I mean , I did that thing . We was on air right here and you woke me up .
Speaker 3Hey , it's called a double standard .
Speaker 2Double standard I get it , I'm injured . Joe , I get it , bro , I'm injured .
Speaker 5But why is it always got to you know ?
Speaker 2Hey , because you always make noise , noise and then your phone always ring . I rarely make noise .
Speaker 5And you always making cold comments .
Speaker 3I was about to say something about that , listen .
Speaker 2No , I'm not saying nothing . You got a problem with colds , colds .
Speaker 6Mm-hmm Like .
Speaker 1Just colds .
Speaker 4Just colds yeah . Not necessarily like the store not necessarily .
Speaker 6I don't really go there . Wow , I'm broke y'all . I am poor , so are we .
Speaker 3Kohl's is you're way too pretty to be poor . Oh Jesus , jesus age Christ .
Speaker 6I don't think that that's not a that don't help nothing , you're way too pretty to be poor .
Speaker 5Oh Jesus H Christ .
Speaker 6Okay , uh-oh , I don't think that that's not a Uh-oh .
Speaker 5That don't help nothing , okay . Okay , here's the thing . Okay , here we go . He told me that I look like I shop at Coles , you do . I thought it was offensive .
Speaker 6You do .
Speaker 4I can't even pinpoint what it is .
Speaker 6It's just the energy I got cold energy .
Speaker 5You have cold air .
Speaker 4I got cold energy . I can have gap .
Speaker 3That's like that one comedian .
Speaker 4I look like I shop at the Nike outlet .
Speaker 1Hey .
Speaker 2It look like you go at the Nike outlet . Hey , hey , it look like you too , like you go to K-Momo .
Speaker 4Diddy's Discounts K-Momo , what this ain't .
Speaker 5K-Momo . This is Nike . Oh , diddy's , I thought you said .
Speaker 4Diddy's Discounts . That's why I was like what ?
Speaker 2No , he lying , they got baby oil .
Speaker 6What is your take on this ?
Speaker 3whole Puff Daddy thing . What you mean , give us your , take how you feel about it . What do you think ?
Speaker 6about it .
Speaker 2I mean because obviously we know you're younger . So Puff Daddy was man .
Speaker 5He was on top of the world at one point that's all I listen to in a club they're saying he's a monster . But I say most of those men and shit they were grown men most of them so they 21 , they were 21 looking for a record deal .
Speaker 2Yeah , he's talking about the guys yeah , the one he was racking up . I don't want to talk about that . That up , I don't want to talk about that . I don't want to talk about that . And then , but they were grown men . I don't want to talk about the ladies .
Speaker 5The females ? Well , yeah , what about the females ? Well except for maybe them two . I guess two too many , I don't .
Alcohol Preferences and Drinking Stories
Speaker 4You would have went to a Diddy party . I can see it right now . You'd have went . Yeah , she would have went . Excuse me .
Speaker 2We all would have went to a Diddy party . You look Like you Would go To a Diddy party . Listen you .
Speaker 6I'm drunk enough . See , I need one of those backpacks that you put on kids With the little leashes when they go in the airport .
Speaker 4And they got the little monkey backpack . Little monkey backpack ?
Speaker 6yeah , Because I will run away Like if I get white girl wasted and someone's like hey , let's go over here . I'm like okay .
Speaker 5Let's go , that's a problem .
Speaker 4That's what I was saying .
Speaker 5Bam . So what do you drink ?
Speaker 4So your friends got to watch you huh .
Speaker 5What do you drink ?
Speaker 6Yeah , listen , I'm past the Four Loko phase of my life .
Speaker 3And I've now graduated to Vodka Red Bulls . You drink the Buzz Balls Um . Okay , oh yeah .
Speaker 6Kind of . But like two weeks ago I chugged a Buzz Ball and then I went in the bar and had like four drinks and I done threw up everywhere .
Speaker 3Ew At the bar .
Speaker 1Outside .
Speaker 3Just from that , those buzz balls are nasty .
Speaker 6I tried one I tried one too I can't do it . I mixed it . I should not have mixed it . We had four locals in buzz balls .
Speaker 4What ? Oh yeah , oh , they was fucked up . Oh no , they was fucked up . I act like I was drinking mine . I was like oh , I ain't drinking this shit . Man , I know , I'm from that buzz bar , the buzz bar they get you but four locos .
Speaker 5that ain't what they used to when they first came out . You couldn't drink but one can of them , motherfuckers , and that's becoming from me .
Speaker 4I steal that I'm serious . No , they ain't shit .
Speaker 5now you can drink three or four cans of them now I stay with that .
Speaker 3But when they first came out , you couldn't drink one can of them .
Speaker 6Motherfuckers , I drank half of one and that was good for the night .
Speaker 1I don't think I've ever drank a four loco . You ain't never drank a four loco . They're kind of nasty , I wouldn't .
Speaker 4I'm bougie .
Speaker 1I know my palate . Gotta get us some Cisco Nope .
Speaker 5Nope .
Speaker 3My body's a temple . My body's a temple . You gonna Some Orange Jubilee ? Okay , my body's a temple . I watch what I put in it .
Speaker 5You ain't no Orange Jubilee .
Speaker 3Nope Wow .
Speaker 4You talking Orange .
Speaker 3Julius , though your body's a temple , my body's a temple , joe . I watch what I put in it . I put good whiskey in my body .
Speaker 6What's good whiskey to you Whiskey whiskey , won't you go .
Speaker 4Whiskey , whiskey , won't you go .
Speaker 3You don't know Hell . No , jameson is good whiskey . They got some decent it's decent .
Speaker 2No , Jameson is good whiskey Jameson got different levels . They do got different levels , they got different .
Speaker 5It's good , it's Irish whiskey , so it's good . It's a different level .
Speaker 1No whiskey .
Speaker 5No it ain't .
Speaker 6She's young . I'm a girl , what you like .
Speaker 4Lemonade and vodka .
Speaker 1She said Red Bull vodka .
Speaker 6Spot on Vodka , I mean no calories , gotta keep it healthy .
Speaker 4No calories . What type of vodka Pooch ? You put Red Bull in it .
Speaker 3Gotta keep it healthy he said no calories , no calories what's up that pooch ?
Speaker 5you put Red Bull in it though . Oh yeah , that's alright okay .
Speaker 6I used to drink Svedka , so I've gone up oh yeah , you went way up oh man .
Speaker 4Svedka's disgusting rubbing alcohol . Yeah , you went way up . That shit burns you .
Speaker 5That's just like maybe that's like one dollar more than .
Speaker 4Amsterdam .
Speaker 6Svetka , did they go bankrupt I ?
Speaker 4think they went bankrupt . I just saw that , like two days ago , on the news Svetka .
Speaker 5They went bankrupt .
Speaker 6They went bankrupt , thank God .
Speaker 4Yep , they taking all that shit off the shelf .
Speaker 1Good .
Speaker 5Wow , that's . Good , I'm serious . I know it's horrible . I'm past my vodka phase yeah . I'm a .
Speaker 2I'm not nah me , neither I'm still a vodka guy yes , hey , y'all got years , she got , she got some years to go , yeah yeah , joe's a whiskey hey , you can sit up here killing me softly invite her over like , hey , you know , you got , you got the nice stuff .
Speaker 5No , I got vodka . He said what you need , I get vodka . It's some good vodka . We'll make sure we have it for you Get loosey with the goosey .
Speaker 2Now listen . Oh yeah , hey , goosey , make you loosey . You don't like Grey Goose .
Speaker 4You don't like Grey Goose ? No , you can't even taste it .
Speaker 2What about Absolute no , that's even worse .
Speaker 4That's disgusting Kettle one you going down .
Speaker 5That's bad .
Speaker 2right there you going down what's the matter with Absolute Bad . It's disgusting . Y'all know I don't drink . No , you don't Absolute .
Speaker 5Absolute is like Because you went from .
Speaker 2That's the college age . College age fang .
Speaker 5Smetka , whatever that stuff is , smetka , smetka , whatever . Then you should have went to Absolute . No , then you go to Grey Goose , grey Goose , grey Goose is nice , it's because it don't have no taste son , it's a smooth vodka .
Speaker 3You ain't ready for the smooth vodka .
Speaker 5She ain't ready for it . No , Tito is pretty good .
Speaker 3Tito's is all right .
Speaker 6It's not bad .
Speaker 5I like mixed drinks too , yeah , but I don't know what fancy drinks do you ?
Speaker 2like , like , do you drink margaritas ? Yeah , not really . What's a mimosa , what's in mimosa ?
Speaker 6That's like an orange juice .
Speaker 5You drink .
Speaker 2Don't people drink mimosas on Sundays Breakfast ?
Speaker 6Yeah , it's an early morning drink .
Speaker 3It's a brunch drink Breakfast .
Speaker 6Like mom's going out for brunch , they're going to have their mimosas , just wine and orange juice .
Speaker 5That's just a waste of time .
Speaker 2Might as well get straight to it .
Speaker 5Huh , Unless you throw some Taylor Port in there or something . Now that shit , there ain't no joke . Taylor Port .
Speaker 2Taylor .
Speaker 5Port Taylor .
Speaker 2Port .
Speaker 5Yeah , okay you ever drink Taylor Port .
Speaker 6No , I don't even know what that is .
Speaker 5Wine .
Speaker 6Oh , I hate wine .
Speaker 4She just said she hate wine .
Speaker 2Yeah , oh you don't like wine ? Hell , no , too sophisticated , it's nasty . Tell them If it don't get you drunk Fast enough .
Speaker 6I drink for one purpose .
Speaker 1And that's to get drunk .
Speaker 2Hold up , see she try to get fucked up . Hey see we got a . You ain't drink enough wine . We got a hood baby Wine to mess you up . Hey , wine to mess you up . We got a hood baby right here .
Speaker 4Wine to mess you up Quickly too .
Speaker 6Real quick , real quick . I've never gotten messed good stuff . I guess not enough you drinking that watered down wine .
Speaker 4You drinking that ?
Speaker 3barefoot shit Circle K . She drinking the box . Look at that box wine right there , get that Three for five .
Speaker 5Box ain't too bad .
Speaker 2Hey , first off let me apologize to Circle . K and for anybody that do , because you know some people . They get sensitive out here and they probably listen to the podcast . Listen . Drinking on some Circle K wine ? Do you Enjoy yourself ?
Speaker 1Get drunk .
Speaker 3Don't let me influence you . So what's the worst you've ever been drunk ?
Speaker 4White girl wasted oh man , she don't remember All man , she don't remember All right , she don't remember .
Speaker 6Oh I remember Uh-oh , uh-oh , you remember .
Speaker 5If you remember , you un-drunk .
Speaker 2I remember . Hey you know people are going to hear this in Germany , I'm just making sure .
Speaker 3If you can remember , you un-'t drunk .
Drunken Misadventures and Near Mishaps
Speaker 6It was Svetka , and I remember bits and pieces .
Speaker 4Damn .
Speaker 6Svetka , I had decided to do a few shots before leaving my house . A few , a few .
Speaker 3Was you going to the club , to the bar ?
Speaker 6No , I wasn't going anywhere . Fun I was going to my friend's house .
Speaker 3Okay , were you driving .
Speaker 6No , I was walking . She lived right down the street Damn . I lived right down the street Damn and I did a few shots and I was like I was having a rough night .
Speaker 1Okay . Okay , your boyfriend broke up with you .
Speaker 6It was just a mess yeah .
Speaker 3That motherfucker left me Talk about it .
Speaker 1Anyway , you're right , no , carry on , it's okay .
Speaker 6Well , I decided it was a good idea to do a couple shots . And then I was like , oh , I'm not feeling it , I'll do a couple more . And I was like I'm still not , I'm just not feeling it . So I did a couple more . And then I was like I'm a little tipsy , I'll walk over there . And I got about maybe half a mile down the road and it all hit me . She didn't live down the street . Okay , she lives like a mile top .
Speaker 3I know right , it wasn't too far .
Speaker 4Oh my God , it's a country block . I'm thinking from here to , but when you're drunk , you don't care how far the walk is , you're just walking .
Speaker 6Okay . So I was like I'll just walk . And then it hit me all at once and I was like , oh no . And I , it hit me all at once and I was like oh no , and I was , I remember , just trying to stay on the line of the side of the road and I was like , if I stay on the line I'll be fine , you know . And I made it up to her house somehow . Apparently I had set my stuff down . Apparently I sat there and talked to them for like an hour . I was like I don't remember talking to you guys at all , wow .
Speaker 6And then I was in the bathroom throwing up for like 45 minutes and , um , she I remember her knocking on the door and I was like touching the doorknob , like trying to like move , unlock the door , and I couldn't move my damn fingers to get the door unlocked and I was like I'm trying and she's like she's like jess , you need to open the door now . And I was like I can't , I can't do it . I somehow ended up getting it unlocked and open and she was like , girl , you are a whole mess right now . And I was just , oh , it was bad . And then I passed out on her couch . I woke up at like 2 o'clock in the morning . I was like a little bit more sober . I was like oh no , and then I went to work at like 6 o'clock in the morning after that .
Speaker 2You didn't see Puff Daddy when you woke up . Did you no baby oil Shot ?
Speaker 1fire , you know what ?
Speaker 2I'm sorry , puffy , I'm sorry .
Speaker 3He in jail . I want that red dot . You got way too many Witnesses up here . I live in .
Speaker 1Racine Wisconsin .
Speaker 2This podcast is brought to you by the Wisconsin Badgers .
Speaker 3Damn . So that's the worst so who .
Speaker 2So what's your worst ? What's your worst drunk story .
Speaker 3Man . I remember I was on a cruise , a company cruise ? Oh damn , yeah , they used to take us on company cruises , man , you rich I know right , that's fancy .
Speaker 6For real , he hood rich .
Speaker 2No , he's fancy .
Speaker 6I don't think I've ever even seen the boat .
Speaker 2Oh damn .
Speaker 1Oh , oh Joe got a boat , oh yeah , and we , oh oh . Joe got a boat oh .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 3And I and we was in Cabo and I was just Drinking Like . Carlos and Charlie's or something like that , I don't know . I got back on the boat . I saw my boss on the boat .
Speaker 1I was like hey , what's up ? I was so damn drunk .
Speaker 3And then one of the dudes that was with His name was Sylvester . He had gotten in . I was so damn drunk . And then one of the dudes that was with . His name was Sylvester .
Speaker 2He had gotten in there , sylvester , sylvester you ought to be ashamed of yourself .
Speaker 1Sylvester the cat , I don't know , no nigga named Sylvester .
Speaker 5The Mexican dude right . You got to give your left up . You got to be old to remember that you got to give your left up .
Speaker 3So he was on a . I guess he had rented a moped . He got in an accident down in Mexico so I heard about it . I got back on the phone . Hey , where's Sylvester at ? Where my little homie at ? Man , I was so messed up . Where are you ? Where my little homie at ? But I was so damn drunk that's probably about the drunkest I've been .
Speaker 6That's it , yeah , your whole story .
Speaker 4Yeah , that was I remember , listen .
Speaker 3So for real , when I get drunk , I remember everything , everything .
Speaker 6Sometimes I do , sometimes I don't .
Speaker 4No , no it's a special power I have . Joe , that's your superpower . That's your superpowers , really , silky , that's your superpower , yeah , dog .
Speaker 3Oh shit , I got plenty of superpowers . Uh-oh , what's your turn ?
Speaker 4I got a photographic memory .
Speaker 5Mine is , I don't know which one you want to talk about .
Speaker 3First time .
Speaker 5I fucking wrecked a car in seconds .
Speaker 3God damn .
Speaker 5Oh no , which one ?
Speaker 4We don't need you to incriminate yourself how come you got a license .
Speaker 5Oh , that's okay , it don't matter how come you got a license , it's suspended .
Speaker 3There's no .
Speaker 1He's like I just got it back , though I just got it back though it's valid .
Speaker 5It's valid now . There used to be a lot of exit poles light poles on the exit .
Speaker 6They ain't there no more . It's dark over there .
Speaker 3That's why it's dark . You're supposed to drive like when you're driving drunk . You're supposed to be more careful driving .
Speaker 6Yeah , you're supposed to go on speed limits . You're not supposed to drive drunk Focus .
Speaker 5I mean , in all , all fairness . Then there's that , in all fairness , somebody's supposed to Talk to me all the way home . So so we was talking and I was fine . I said , okay , my ex is a mile away . He said , okay , yeah , I'm gonna talk to you , keep going , we're calling . Then he goes oh shit , this guy's throwing up in my car . And I go , just when I was exiting , all of a sudden , it threw them all off .
Speaker 4Damn . Hey , what happened . Hey , you there , you there .
Speaker 5The dude said you didn't even hit the brakes , bro , you just went right through the motherfucking shit . Damn . I looked at my truck Motherfucking tires are gone .
Speaker 4That motherfucker did a Dukes of Hazzard off the rim .
Speaker 5Tires are gone . Pull the fucking frame off another body and shit .
Speaker 4Damn bro .
Speaker 5I don't fuck that .
Speaker 4You lucky , you didn't get ejected .
Speaker 5Oh no , I was coming back from Mexico riding with a guy . We was fucked up . I woke up , bro , the fucking car was upside down , blast all of my hair and shit .
Speaker 5See , I got to be in control . I got to sit there like hey , we started walking . We was in the middle of fucking nowhere , bro , I swear to God . Middle of nowhere . We were walking and this black coming from fucking El Centro right , I don't even know what that is he gets mad at me . You're supposed to stay awake , dude , fuck not . Then he goes clean all that glass out of your hair . Ain't nobody gonna pick us up with you looking like that . I said okay , clean all that glass out of your hair ?
Speaker 1Ain't nobody going to pick us up with you looking like that ?
Speaker 5I said okay . Get all the glass out of my hair and guess what . Somebody stopped and picked us up . Oh yeah , that shit crazy . We was in the middle of fucking nowhere . If you ever been to Mexicali right , Yep , and that stretch coming back to El Centro that's where we was at , bro .
Speaker 4Oh hell , no that motherfucker was dark bro .
Speaker 1Yeah , no , I ain't trusting nobody trying to beat me up . You still here .
Speaker 5I survived . Worse than that , I don't want to talk about it . We was at the park shooting at us and we was fucked up . Oh my Lord , I said what's that ?
Speaker 2He goes , what's ?
Speaker 4that hey man Somebody got some firecrackers .
Speaker 5I can't beat those stories . We get back to the base bullet holes all in the car and shit .
Speaker 2Steve , you have any ?
Speaker 4you want to share Shit ? I was in Mexico , but I was at Rocky Point .
Speaker 5I wasn't in Cancun or Cabo Wabo , I've been to those places .
Speaker 4But I was at Rocky Point , so I wasn't in Cancun or Cabo Wabo , because I've been to those places . But see , this is the time where I was so fucked up I was like I will never get this fucked up again . So we at Rocky Point this is my first time down there we had a group of like 8 people . We had this big ass round table . We were right next to the beach and we all had shots of tequila . We were like spinning this little wheel and everybody do their little shots .
Speaker 4And then we were like hey this is boring , let's go to a . We're going to the club Strip joint , as I recall , and so motherfuckers just jumped up and I was like hey .
Speaker 5Is that the one upstairs ?
Speaker 4Bro , I don't know . They said there's seven shots here , y'all can't leave , y'all shots . And everybody was walking out . So I said , like a dumbass , seven shots from down , took them all to the head and I tell you , 13 seconds later I said I shouldn't have did that . Boom , fell down . My dudes came back , tried to help me up . I was like man , hold on , just give me a second , just give me a second . And I swear to god , three hours later I'm on the beach and my lucky shirt and my lucky shirt is still at the beach . I left it in Mexico because I was so fucking hot . I was like oh fucking hot .
Speaker 4And I threw my shirt off two hours , two hours later and I was like man , just give me a second , just give me a second . My boy was like hey , man , the club's closing . We about to go , we about to go . And I was like what ? You mean we about to go , it's just open . He's like no , you've been out here for two and a half hours , I'm laid out in the cab .
Speaker 4So I went stumbling over to the cab and I like kind of grabbed the door and then I fell down to my knees and I said , oh , I got a piss . So I just whipped my dick out , put my leg up like a dog and said psss . My dude was like oh shit . And the dude in the cab said don't piss in my cab , don't piss in my cab . So they grabbed me , screwed me up , took me back to the room and I don't remember nothing after that . But they said they was taking me because we was on like the third floor right . So they said they was trying to help me up the stairs and my legs was doing like this . They was trying to help me . He said I was trying to help him , but I wasn't really doing that they just had me by the shoulders like up three flights of stairs . They threw me on the bed and I woke up in the morning and I threw all that shit up and I was like you know what ? I'm going for a jog .
Speaker 3I was going to say , hey , you probably went to the gym , right ?
Speaker 4I'm going for a jog . I went down , jogged two miles down and two miles back came back in . He's like you're not hungover , that's because you threw all that shit up . I was like bro , whatever , I don't know . That was my first time drinking . My only time I said I will never do it again because I don't remember none of this shit y'all telling me .
Speaker 1So that was my story and I was like yeah , tequila .
Speaker 4That's why I tasted it .
Speaker 5I smell it now and I just be like I'm done , I just drink all night . I don't throw up .
Speaker 2Sorry to say I don't have any stories Tell them about the time you killed that Pepsi Tell them about the time you killed that Kool-Aid Root beer , that blue raspberry Kool-Aid .
Speaker 4I seen him do it though .
Speaker 5I seen him kill Two liter Cokes Back to back .
Speaker 1That was years ago .
Speaker 5That was years ago , I was just trying to show off Killed it .
Speaker 2I don't do . That was years ago . That was years ago . I was just trying to show off , killed it .
Speaker 3I don't do that , no more . Took it to the head .
Speaker 5He killed it took it to the head , killed it , took it to the head , baby . Wow , that's what I'm talking about .
Speaker 2I have no drunk stories , but thank you everyone for coming . Now we will talk about what else y'all want to do . Hey , we got to talk about movies and Thanksgiving . Thanksgiving was great , we had a cook up how did ?
Speaker 5it go how was your Thanksgiving ? Did you have ? A good Thanksgiving my Thanksgiving was great oh my god , it was fantastic how many turkeys you got ?
Holiday Conversations and Pop Culture
Speaker 5I cooked two turkeys Deep fried . Deep fried ones and grilled ones .
Speaker 2The deep fried turkey was fantastic .
Speaker 3I never had it before . Oh , deep fried turkey .
Speaker 5I did mine I made a banana pudding .
Speaker 4Yeah , I made a peach cobbler .
Speaker 2With Nella , with Nella wafers . Yeah , I made a peach cobbler .
Speaker 4With .
Speaker 1Nella With Nella wafers .
Speaker 4Nella wafers , nella wafers With ice cream , vanilla ice cream .
Speaker 3You still got some pecan pie left . No .
Speaker 1Damn . You know that's the first thing to go , it's been a week .
Speaker 6You think there's pecan pie left Bro ain't nothing left Ain't no .
Speaker 4Turkey left Ain't no . Everything is gone . It's just about Most of it was gone that same day .
Speaker 5Yeah desserts always go first , baby .
Speaker 4D came over . Oh damn , damn it boy .
Speaker 1She mentioned Baby D and then everybody started cussing Four plates .
Speaker 4Oh yeah .
Speaker 3You probably took about four plates off , hey .
Speaker 6She took half my cake , son she took half your cake .
Speaker 1Oh , we would have been fighting .
Speaker 4She took half my cake , son .
Speaker 5She took half your cake . We would have been fighting . She took red velvet . Oh , is that little ? Oh , yeah , she tiny .
Speaker 3She ain't tiny , no more , she's always the littlest one , so I can put the most away and it goes nowhere .
Speaker 5She ain't tiny , no more . Oh yeah , hell no .
Speaker 4What man . It's only been like three months since I've seen her Me too .
Speaker 3Oh shit .
Speaker 2She got a new haircut too , steve . Oh damn , don't do that .
Speaker 5Let it go . I can't come , I'm gonna have to stop you on that one .
Speaker 1That is .
Speaker 5Kenfolk . Stop me on that one . What are you Damn , I'm gonna have to stop you on that one . God damn it . Shit Uh . Oh , and then she might be listening . God damn it , she could track us down , shit dog .
Speaker 4Hey , I ain't say nothing , Baby D .
Speaker 2Hey , that's why , if Baby D is on the show , we doing it at Alabama Joe's . Don't ever kick my door in Shit you mess around . Hey See , Joe has the fun podcast house because you can drink over there .
Speaker 5Yeah , it's good , but I haven't seen any good movies though .
Speaker 3I saw Gladiator 2 .
Speaker 4Yeah , I saw that .
Speaker 5Hey , you saw it . No she said she broke .
Speaker 2You know she ain't went to the movies . What's the last good movie you seen ?
Speaker 4I'm just saying See , you ain't heard .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 5I mean maybe they might not have heard it the first time , what did you ?
Speaker 1say it was Like Netflix .
Speaker 2What .
Speaker 6I don't even remember the last movie I've seen , tell you the truth , it's new . I re-watched the same old shit .
Speaker 3Netflix . What do you watch when you watch movies ?
Speaker 6Comedy movies for the most part .
Speaker 3I watched .
Speaker 6Orbit today , while I was in the cooler at work . Turkey ass Rasputin .
Speaker 3Rasputin Norbit .
Speaker 2Turkey ass Rascution . Hey , best part Norbert is good .
Speaker 3He's the best part . Turkey ass that's just hilarious .
Speaker 2Did you see ? The Nutty Professor , the Klumps .
Speaker 3What's that look for ? No , uh oh , you ain't seen the Klumps Really . But , you watched Norbert . You watched Norbert , that's what I always want .
Speaker 2That's what I have . The Klumps is Really , but you watched .
Speaker 3Norbit . You watched Norbit . That's what I always want .
Speaker 5The Clumps is funnier than Norbit in my opinion .
Speaker 3Axel F . Axel F , axel Fogel no .
Speaker 2Hey next time she going to see a recent movie . It's going to be you like scary movies . Yeah , Uh-oh .
Speaker 3What's going to be ? You like scary movies ? What's coming out ?
Speaker 2scary Well Terrifier 3 will be on streaming soon . Everybody need to watch that I haven't even seen the first one . You got to watch it If you like gore .
Speaker 5Terrifier 1 ? You seen it ? I was watching the Jesterester though .
Speaker 6That seemed pretty good . They have like thirst traps out for that guy , the clown from Terrifier , from Terrifier .
Speaker 1Uh-huh .
Speaker 6There are girls that are losing their damn minds over him . Wow .
Speaker 3Really , yes , what's he look like ? I don't know what's he look like Terrifying .
Speaker 6Art the Clown .
Speaker 2I think , yeah , his name is Art the Clown .
Speaker 6I was scrolling on TikTok and he showed up . I was like this is not what I'm into . Why is my For you page showing me this shit ?
Speaker 4It's like absolutely .
Speaker 1This dude , yes , hey .
Speaker 6This dude yes .
Speaker 2See , hey , that's why you gotta bring the youth in . She can tell us what's going on in the youthful world . We had no idea .
Speaker 3So he's a thirst trap .
Speaker 6Yes .
Speaker 3What do they want ?
Speaker 6They want him .
Speaker 3What's he really look like ?
Speaker 5Now you know what to be for Halloween .
Speaker 4There you go , oh , arthur .
Speaker 5Clown .
Speaker 3There you go . Oh , art the Clown , there you go , right there .
Speaker 5That's crazy have your own theme song . It's gotta be a demographic chicks that want it .
Speaker 3Yeah , like a young demographic , you're probably a young girl . Yeah , yeah , like there you go 16 it don't matter .
Speaker 124 , oh , that's crazy shit what I'm saying .
Speaker 5There you go , 16 , 24 . Shit what .
Speaker 4I'm saying they he kind of look like Freddie he do look like Freddie .
Speaker 5Remember Freddie , he was fantastic .
Speaker 3Wow , I didn't know that . What else is going on out there in pop culture land that we need to ?
Speaker 4know about Gen Z .
Speaker 2What's the latest dance craze on .
Speaker 6TikTok . I have no idea . I don't watch people dancing on TikTok .
Speaker 2Okay , what about , alright , what's popular ? Hey TikTok is about to go away , Is it true ?
Speaker 6They say that every year . Oh TikTok , oh , that's because Trump president .
Speaker 4Remember he said he gonna get rid of it .
Speaker 5No , he don't want to get rid of it , he wants to . He wants Microsoft to buy it From the Chinese Cause . In China they don't put crap on TikTok , they put educational stuff . Seriously .
Speaker 2I forgot I did just watch Bird Box . I know it was years later . What , oh , you just now watched it . I just watched Bird Box . Isn't that insane ? That's crazy . Yeah , now that movie's good .
Speaker 1That's the one with Sandra Bullock . Sandra Bullock , yeah .
Speaker 4Oh , that one .
Speaker 3Wasn't there a two .
Speaker 4I think it was .
Speaker 2There's a , I watched it . There's a Bird Box Barcelona . Okay , I watched it because Sandra Bullock's in it .
Speaker 5Yeah , that's the only reason .
Speaker 4I watched it too .
Speaker 5But it didn't make Any fucking sense .
Speaker 2Hey See , she had a little action With the chocolate boy , was she Well ?
Speaker 1I mean , they didn't show . They didn't show nothing .
Speaker 2They had their clothes on , they just showed .
Speaker 4The chemistry yeah .
Speaker 2Well , halle Halle Berry was naked in the movie .
Speaker 5Yeah , you got to use your imagination . You know kind of like I'm doing right now . Better hide , pascal .
Speaker 2She said I better hide Nah .
Speaker 5Oh nah , I already seen it with his shirt off .
Speaker 4He said all right , take some pictures .
Speaker 5I already seen it with his shirt off Too many times . Oh yeah , yeah , it's intimidating .
Speaker 2I don't do that , no more . Metro Center is banned . Converted in what ?
Speaker 5No .
Speaker 4They're currently tearing it down . They finally started .
Speaker 2I passed by . It's going to take forever , but , yeah , what are they doing with the space ? It's going to take forever , but what are they doing with the space ? It's going to be an urban village , gentrified houses projects like condos .
Speaker 3Your kind ain't going to be one of them businesses . So it's going to be like the kingdom of ghetto no it's going to be like Caprini Green they're gentrifying it . Seriously , they're putting nice condos in there .
Speaker 2It's going to be nice over there .
Speaker 3You know how Desert Ridge and North Carolina .
Speaker 2Just like that , it's going to be nice . South Mountain is freaking nice .
Speaker 4They're going to get rid of all the homeless people over there .
Speaker 2They'll probably end up doing something . They'll arrest them . They don't get rid of all the homeless people over there .
Speaker 4Yeah , they'll probably end up doing something Chase them out , arrest them , but they got homeless people in LA .
Speaker 2They just going to move them over to 19th Avenue . 19th , and what Cactus .
Speaker 5No , not cactus , but it'll be like from Bethany down to Camelback , from Bethany down to Indian School .
Speaker 2Hey , why is 19th Avenue Just ?
Speaker 5It's kind of like 27th .
Speaker 3It was funny I was on 19th and Campbell back 27th Avenue .
Speaker 5I was down there yesterday , 27th and Campbell but then they had to push them back down Because of the college .
Speaker 1So when they ?
Speaker 5brought GCU in , they had to push them back down toward Indian School . So they can walk the street , but they can't go past Campbell .
Speaker 3Yeah , no shit , I was in 19th Avenue . I was driving down Campbell back yesterday , 19th Avenue .
Speaker 5You didn't see no walkers on 19th Avenue you saw some zombies over there , motherfucker .
Speaker 2Hey , they be on 27th .
Speaker 6Go where Greenway 27th Go where Greenway ?
Speaker 3Cape Creek Bad over there , oh it's bad With the streetwalkers .
Speaker 5We on Greenway .
Speaker 6We just on Greenway Someone got like , I think it was . No , it was like almost beheaded they almost cut his whole head off at the QT down the street from my house , damn .
Speaker 2I want to say it was like a month or two ago , was it ?
Speaker 6a hit . I have no idea what it was some tweakers at the qt on the corner , damn , oh hell . No , yeah , not well , not the one on cape creek and greenwood , but the one I think it's on union hills , some . It was something crazy like that because I was driving by and I was about to go there for gas .
Speaker 2Oh , like Union Hills and 20th Street .
Speaker 6Something like that .
Speaker 3Oh hell .
Speaker 6Yeah , it was bad .
Speaker 3Ain't going to do it .
Speaker 6It's all getting bad over there . See the square .
Speaker 2Hey , you see what happens . I tell you what they got to go somewhere , man Dang Dang . What if they come to your neighborhood ?
Speaker 5I'm good . I'm good .
Speaker 2They know who the fuck with and who not to . You got the arsenal . Huh , they ain't going to certain neighborhoods .
Speaker 5They go in the neighborhood . They know who the fuck with and who not . To Trust me , they don't .
Speaker 2They don't come like super , super , like the 7-Eleven . You see the 7-Eleven across from the gym .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 2Dude , that's a nice 7-Eleven . Me and Steve was in there the other day . I wasn't in there . It's real nice .
Speaker 4Nice and clean the .
Speaker 5QTs are nice . The new QTs ? Hey , go into that 7-Eleven , that's right .
Speaker 6Go in there and get you a pizza from QT . Qts are nice until they close their bathroom at 9 pm and it's 2 o'clock in the morning . You have to pee . You can't find any bathroom anywhere to go pee .
Speaker 3Oh , that's only at the ghetto , qts .
Speaker 6Well , I live over there I don't know about the bass room .
Speaker 5I was , like you must be at the bass all the time . My QT .
Speaker 2Oh , that ain't nothing . All night Must be nice . They live all by the fancy . Qt no 43rd we live by the jacked up QT 43rd and Tom Nice as hell over here . Who are you talking about ?
Speaker 543rd and Tom .
Speaker 1We got a camera back over there , come here .
Speaker 2I'm like man . This QT Cool breeze hit you in the air . You're like what the hell is this Nice , nice refrigerator .
Speaker 3They greet you with a smile Hello 43rd and Thomas .
Speaker 5That circle K right there on the corner . Is it Thomas 43rd and Thomas ? Wait a minute . No , no , no , it's Indian school . That's the server K right there . Uh , huh and uh .
Speaker 2I went in right there on the corner .
Speaker 5Yeah , I went in that motherfucker right and I just wanted to check my lottery numbers . You know what I'm saying . So some dude decided he wanted to buy a six pack of beer . They locked that motherfucker up until he paid for it . God dang . I said , hey , I need to get out of here . Well , he's paying for some beer right now . We can't unlock the door until he finished paying for it .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , you know what ? Hey , in certain stores I have been in a store Went to go get something to drink and the cooler was locked and I was a soda Because he had to unlock it .
Speaker 5They , I was a soda Because they were doing so many beer runs .
Speaker 4I heard about that . I stay out of the beer runs . I got no need to be in those areas , the world coming to .
Speaker 5I know man See , you can't do a decent beer run .
Speaker 3You fancy Exactly . I got no need to be in those areas . We can't help it . I'm getting old .
Speaker 2I'm getting old , I don't need to worry about that at .
Speaker 4Westgate man Shit . They got too many veterans down there . They're going to tackle you . You try to do a beer run . Hey , what the fuck you think you're doing .
Speaker 5Don't bring that shit down here . Westgate Shit . A beer costs $18 on that . Motherfucker , Exactly , man . You got to make a beer run . You want to fucking drink down that one .
Speaker 3Scottsdale . Price is at Westgate now . Quit tripping man .
Speaker 5It's like the Boom Boom Room . You been to the Boom Boom Room ? Yeah , it's been a while .
Speaker 1Have you been ?
Speaker 5to the Boom Boom Room ? No , but of course it's not a strip club .
Speaker 2It's not a strip club . It's not what you think .
Speaker 5Actually it's a nice bar , though ?
Speaker 1No , it's a nice little bar . It's not what you think . Actually , it's a nice bar , though . No , it's a nice little bar , it's pretty nice .
Speaker 6yeah , I only go to the ghetto dive bars .
Speaker 5What's the bar you been to ? Ain't no ghetto dive bars over in Queen Creek . Hey , well , you said over there Greenway , and something she had , the blue martini hey Greenway , and this is it .
Speaker 2Over there .
Speaker 3Nah , it's not good over there , ain't no ghetto bars over there .
Speaker 2I do have a movie to say , but go ahead , let's talk about ghetto dive bars .
Speaker 5Yeah , see , I live around ghetto dive bars . The ghetto dive bar when it drinks is $5 .
Speaker 2You ever been to .
Speaker 5Bullocks .
Speaker 2That's what I'm talking about , bullocks . Bullocks 27th and Bethany Home . No 27th and Bethany home . No , I see it right when I get off the taxi .
Speaker 5No , yeah , that's one .
Speaker 2That's one right .
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Speaker 2Womax Womax is fancy , though that's fancy .
Speaker 5All they do is bring you the fucking wings On a fancy looking plate . But other than that man .
Speaker 2I want wings , just ghetto . I'm hungry now .
Speaker 5Yeah , they bring them on a fancy plate and shit Coops .
Speaker 2I've never been there . That's you and Chris . Spot Chris like Coops right , All right .
Speaker 5That's where we saw Shout out some of your ghetto dive bars Coops . Oh yeah , bars Coops . Oh yeah the Coops . We saw what's her name ? I don't want to call them ghetto out here . The softball girl Nancy yeah .
Speaker 6Okay .
Speaker 2Tell me in my ear .
Speaker 1The 44th .
Speaker 6It's on Peoria . The 44th Is it on Peoria I don't even know where it's at .
Speaker 2Oh my God you're talking about ? She's talking about Marks , Marks . Yeah , marks used to be the spot .
Speaker 5It used to be Captain .
Speaker 2D's . It's not a club , no more .
Speaker 5No , it was just old bikers shot up the place . You remember the bikers shot up the place ?
Speaker 2Because yeah , it's right there , 43rd , like yeah , 44 or 43rd , and peoria huh , in a little plaza .
Speaker 5No , but yeah , that's not you'll be up in there , that's no but mark that's your little spot no marks , and what she's talking about is different though , because you're talking about 40 . That was marks was there while that was there , though no , no , no , no , no .
Speaker 2Marks is 44 now . I was just across the street the other day . Really , the 44 is Marks .
Speaker 6It's like a little sports bar , yeah , and they got both sides Two pool tables .
Speaker 4They got two sides , they got two pool tables Yep .
Speaker 6They still have shows and stuff . The shows are nice .
Speaker 2Let's go tonight . Come on , Joe . Okay , let's go 44 , it's time to get it in . Go on , go on , do your dance .
Speaker 5Kimmy's .
Speaker 2Kimmy's won Kimmy's . What's that ? That's not a get or die bar , though . It is Shit Is it Right there .
Speaker 1I don't fit the ninth degree way .
Speaker 4I trust Joe Kimmy's . Fit the ninth degree way . I trust Joe .
Speaker 5Kimmy's Right next to Derrick , used to be Bar Winkles .
Speaker 4Oh , bar Winkles .
Speaker 1They changed to Kimmy's . Oh , okay , what ?
Speaker 5Man I done drank that everything on Bell Road , every fucking one , and I got kicked out of about Five of them .
Speaker 1Wow why .
Speaker 5Cause I'm black . No , yeah , it is .
Speaker 4It wasn't cause you was drunk , you weren't acting a fool ?
Speaker 5No , not once . I was handsome back in the day . Shit , it couldn't take it , he said .
Speaker 2He was handsome back in the day .
Speaker 5Shit , it couldn't take it More than that motherfucker .
Speaker 2You was taking all they ladies .
Speaker 5I was super swole Back in them days though .
Speaker 4That's when he put on An extra , extra large shirt and it still looked like it was small .
Speaker 5I was super swole them days bro .
Speaker 2Tell him that . Shit yeah , well , I had just got my cornrows too . Pow , pow , hey . Hey , that movie , y2k , is out . Just look it up .
Speaker 1That's the only new movie out , huh , oh yeah .
Speaker 3That's what we were talking about Remember .
Speaker 2It's the movie that .
Speaker 5Y2K .
Speaker 2Yeah , you know about Y2K and then it's . I do want to see that . I'm glad I looked it up because I wouldn't even thought . Obviously , you know Moana , Moana . I'll tell you what okay hold up , here we go it was .
Speaker 6It was Nesphar 2 , the one of the vampires . It has Johnny Depp's daughter in it what's the name of it ? I don't know how to pronounce it . Nesphar 2 . It came out on Thanksgiving .
Speaker 2I haven't know how to pronounce it . It came out on Thanksgiving I haven't seen it yet .
Speaker 6It's at the movies or Netflix .
Speaker 5It's at the movies .
Speaker 6I'm pretty sure it's at the movies N-E-S-F-A-R .
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Speaker 2Y'all already know we don't fact check . Just Google Johnny Depp's daughter See Google Johnny Depp's daughter . This is how we operate . Google Johnny Depp's Daughter See Google Johnny Depp's Daughter . This is how we operate . This is how we operate . Google Johnny Depp's Daughter vampire movie yeah . And Google Ghetto Bars . I remember the Hidey Ho . That was a nightmare . Hidey Ho , that was ghetto . The Five Devils .
Speaker 5The Hideaway Any one devils ? Hey , the hideaway Any one of them . Let me see Like five of them .
Speaker 2What else did we have ?
Speaker 5One's got a dungeon the keyboard .
Speaker 2I'm trying to think what other ones we had . That was on copy . I'll come back next . We won't get shots out to to the little hood bars , what up ? You said another one , which one ? O'brien , I know I've been there the Blaze oh the oh dog , the Blaze was hood Metro Center . Yeah , oh my lord , the Blaze was so hood I moved . Yeah , oh my Lord , the Blaze was so hood I moved out . Here I felt right at home .
Speaker 5Oh man , you know what my place used to be . Tell us the Steak Joint . What's the Steak Joint on 51st 50 ?
Speaker 2Oh God damn it Well , we did not talk the outro Barbecues , Not barbecues . Oh God damn it . Well , we did not talk to outro Barbecue's . Not barbecue's , but hey , barbecue's is good .
Speaker 5Because there was two places to go back in the day . There was Steak joint .
Speaker 2But Barbecue's got to expand .
Speaker 1We'd like to thank our special guest , our beautiful Jess , it's going to come to me For joining us .
Speaker 2Did you come back ? Alright , see , I told y'all . We gotta go ahead . We gotta balance out some of this testosterone , because I know these three dudes , they always talking so aggressive , so we had to bring a nice , beautiful young lady in here to just soften it up . You know , every now and again . Obviously we had Rosalinda a couple episodes ago , so all we did we just deal with beauty on this podcast . Right Right , joe , you're a beautiful guy , so are you Bosco ? I know no , I'm just messing around .
Speaker 5Anyway , I absolutely .
Speaker 1I almost called a cramp .
Speaker 2Listen , I can't stand that Wait , listen , hey , you know what ?
Speaker 5I said there's enough love to go around . What's going on here ?
Speaker 2Look , Hold on hey when I sat up here and was like talking ish . Oh , I know I felt my leg lock up Like Talking ish , but I know I feel my leg lock up . Hold on , let me take that back . No , no , no . Thank you , I really appreciate the compliments .
Speaker 3Because , you know , it's nice to be humble .
Speaker 2You got something to say .
Speaker 6No , not really . Thanks for having me .
Speaker 2Okay , all right , everybody , everybody , it's been real until next time .
Speaker 4Thanks for showing up good holla peace .