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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Thanksgiving Tales, Black Friday Laughs, and Dive Bar Nostalgia with Silky and Jess
Ever wondered what a lively chat with Silky and Jess sounds like? Spoiler alert: it involves nicknames, motorcycles, and some serious laughs about Black Friday madness. We set the stage with tales from our Thanksgiving celebrations, and things only get wilder from there. Silky's return brings an electric energy that turns our banter into a whirlwind of humor and camaraderie, especially when we dive into the world of fantasy football and debate our electronics shopping habits—or lack thereof.
Our conversations take unexpected turns, from the quirky art of toenail painting to the chilling saga of a CEO's mysterious murder. We find ourselves caught between light-hearted banter and serious ponderings, examining everything from college football biases to the frustration of a faulty weed pen purchase that only social media could resolve. Through humorous anecdotes and real-life challenges, we reflect on family dynamics, financial responsibilities, and the delightful absurdities of life, offering a mix of entertainment and relatability.
Alcohol makes its spirited appearance as we reminisce about youthful indulgences and more refined drinking choices, sharing wild stories from Diddy parties to local dive bars. Our nostalgia doesn’t stop there; we fondly recall the vibrant atmosphere of neighborhood joints and debate the best (and worst) spirits that fueled our memorable nights. From holiday feasts to pop culture curiosities, our discussion spins through a kaleidoscope of topics with a playful nod to shared memories and the enduring essence of friendship.
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Speaker 2:Uh oh, Y'all ready? Check, Uh oh, Check. Uh oh, we have another guest. Here we go. Yeah, we have a guest in the house. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. This is Bosco Pearson, your host with the most AKA chocolate. Mr Chocolate, Dark Chocolate. Kit Kat Boy Wonder. Chocolate Boy Wonder. That's it. I knew it. Hey, this your boy. Chocolate Boy Wonder.
Speaker 1:Chocolate Dump Cake Sitting with this nigga just playing.
Speaker 2:I'm done already. Where'd he sit? All right, anyway, sitting to my left.
Speaker 3:It's your special guest in the house, Silky.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, we got Silky back. We got Silky back, oh my goodness.
Speaker 5:To my left. To my left, oh Silky's back, welcome back. Oh, my goodness, To my left. Oh Silky's back. Welcome back, bro, oh.
Speaker 4:Hey, it's been a long time. Come here, man. You've been overdue. You've been overdue. We've been waiting on Silky.
Speaker 3:I'm excited today. Let's go. We've been waiting on Silky man.
Speaker 5:Rodeo missed you baby. Hey, hey, listen, rodeo. You see, when you get a little snow, what happens, rodeo, baby? I showed up to my right and to my left.
Speaker 4:Superman is in the building. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew pew. Can you?
Speaker 2:hear it? Yes, sir, that's Superman. Don't talk about me, though. Turn me up, turn you up, turn him up on his way. Oh, yes, sir.
Speaker 1:That's Superman. Don't talk about me, though. Turn me up.
Speaker 2:Turn you up. Turn him up on his way. Oh, dog, dog, wait, come on, we got to turn Joe off, there we go.
Speaker 5:You know man, there you go. I'm an old bro.
Speaker 4:There you go.
Speaker 2:Anyway, and to my love, anyway, we're going to let our guests guest co-host with Silky, who's in the building today Rodeo. Rodeo and Superman Always. Do you have a super name or no?
Speaker 6:It is just Jess. Hey, I like that. What's your?
Speaker 2:name. I thought you were going to go with.
Speaker 5:White my name is Jess, just Jess. Hey, I like that. Just Jess. What's your name? I thought you were going to go with white.
Speaker 2:My name is Jess. Oh my God, oh man.
Speaker 5:I'm talking about. Hey, you kind of look like her though.
Speaker 1:Oh my.
Speaker 6:First Britney, and now we're on that, okay.
Speaker 2:Who she don't look like. No, we called her Britney Spears. She look more like Britney Spears than and I told you we like Britney Spears, we love Britney Spears. Alright, anyway, y'all, welcome to another week's episode. We didn't do one last week, huh. Happy belated Thanksgiving. I hope y'all got all y'all's Black Friday deals. Anybody go Black Friday shopping?
Speaker 6:I feel like I'm Black Friday shopping right now.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, my goodness, oh my God.
Speaker 4:Hey, let me show you my price tag.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, oh my God, 50% off.
Speaker 3:Off the rail, and it wasn't me.
Speaker 4:See it wasn't even me this time, y'all always be blaming me like man Steve just took us right off the rail.
Speaker 2:Let me tell y'all this Real quick, before it goes off the rail, I'm just trying it.
Speaker 2:I partook, partake, partaken or however you say it, in a motorcycle ride. Today this spurred a moment I might have bit off more than I could chew. No, I feel absolutely fine. Obviously I'm here, I made it, but I think I'm on a sport bike. So this isn't a cruiser. And for all you real motorcycle riders out there, I'm going to be like oh, he's crying. I was on a sport bike, 6'3", on a little racing bike for 312 miles. Total like round trip from garage back to garage, 312 miles. I just want to say that. So if y'all hear some zzzzzzz, it's not a vibrator, uh it's the Hypervolt.
Speaker 3:It might be later, but this episode is the Hypervolt.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this episode is brought to you by Hypervolt is brought to you by Hypervote. Yeah, this episode is bought to you by Hypervote. It's bought to you by what? What you got in your cup? The Butterfly, the Dragonfly, oh, the Dragonfly Water Cup.
Speaker 3:Prime Prime and Del Taco.
Speaker 2:Oh, and Del Taco. Okay, anyway, back to Black Friday. Who did Black Friday shopping Okay.
Speaker 4:Not me.
Speaker 1:I didn't?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm boring man, you know I ain't doing no Black Friday shopping.
Speaker 3:Me neither.
Speaker 5:Well, I pretty much have all the TVs I can handle Well there goes that segment.
Speaker 3:How about? Who did Cyber Monday?
Speaker 5:I pretty much have all the TVs I can handle.
Speaker 3:All of my electronics are already purchased, so it goes with Black Friday, small Business Saturday.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I did Cyber Monday and then Travel Tuesday. I did look for some travel deals on Tuesday the Camouflage Saints jersey, though.
Speaker 5:Travel Tuesday. I did look for some travel deals on Tuesday the Camouflage, Saints jersey though Travel Tuesday. I did order one of those.
Speaker 4:Why you ain't trying to go nowhere see, that's a waste of money.
Speaker 1:Shit, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 3:That's a waste of money, yeah.
Speaker 5:Man who talking about a waste of money. You look at San Francisco.
Speaker 3:Hey, I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 5:Y'all the worst God damn team Y'all the best Negro please, negro please, I don't even go there.
Speaker 3:We was just in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5:That's why man bring the other guy back.
Speaker 4:Man, give me the super. Nobody remember the people that lost.
Speaker 5:We got y'all this weekend. What's your other guy name? Again, give me the super man we been talking About San Francisco.
Speaker 3:Man, please Y'all right there with us.
Speaker 5:Y'all ain't did shit since Joe Montaigne.
Speaker 3:Y'all right there with us, y'all below us, actually Y'all in the playoff hunt.
Speaker 5:At least we still got a chance. We had a reason.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 5:We had no quarterback.
Speaker 3:Hey man, we dealing with 15 injuries right now. Oh, dang it. No, I think it's 16. Something like that. Is it 16?
Speaker 5:It's a lot. No, man, all I know is y'all going to cost a lot of fantasy football people a lot of money, hey your team.
Speaker 4:I just want to thank you for keeping me number one Because you had a nice team, man. But then when I saw everybody falling off, I was like, oh, thank God, thank, falling off.
Speaker 1:I was like oh, thank God, Thank God, I'm in the playoffs I didn't say you wasn't in the playoffs.
Speaker 4:That's all that matters I didn't say nothing about the playoffs. I just said I want to thank you, man, for taking all them San Francisco players off of everybody's hands.
Speaker 3:I got two San Francisco players.
Speaker 4:Me too.
Speaker 5:Now, that's all you got. They ain't got but two players on the team.
Speaker 3:Are. That's all you got. They ain't got but two players on the team. Are you in the playoffs yet, Joe?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm in the playoffs.
Speaker 3:You locked in, yeah.
Speaker 5:Okay, who do you think you're talking to? I know you locked in.
Speaker 3:Yeah no, y'all locked in, I'm in the playoffs.
Speaker 2:I'm in, but my position can change, but I'm always towards the bottom anyway.
Speaker 3:So that's all that matters. We in now, that's it. That's all that matters you know what you should do.
Speaker 5:Get you an.
Speaker 4:ASU jersey. He said get the diamond back.
Speaker 2:say Do you know about fantasy football.
Speaker 6:No, a little, but not enough to be putting an opinion out there you can put your opinion out there.
Speaker 4:Just say San Francisco sucks, san Francisco sucks, san.
Speaker 6:Francisco sucks, there you go.
Speaker 3:You just gonna disrespect me like that. After all, it is.
Speaker 1:Black Friday.
Speaker 2:Oh man, that is funny. She be like god damn, it's Black Friday, two weeks in a row. Two weeks in a row.
Speaker 1:What I am winning.
Speaker 4:Man when the hell, two weeks in a row. Two weeks in a row. What I am winning, man, where the hell? Okay, nothing on my Black Friday.
Speaker 2:Man, this started, oh my.
Speaker 5:You know, I got one question.
Speaker 2:Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5:What color are your toenails?
Speaker 6:My toenails Not painted right now.
Speaker 5:They're not, so they white. Okay, do you believe in that?
Speaker 3:Tell her your notion. Joe, Do you believe in the whole toenail trend White toenails?
Speaker 6:Oh I mean, Listen, wait, do you even know? Kind of, I don't pay attention much to that shit. To tell you the truth, Yay. Because I don't care. I mean, I'm going to paint my toenails whatever color I want to paint my damn toenails, and if you want to think something about it, think something about it.
Speaker 3:Right, you don't care about the trend. No, what color do you normally paint your toenails when you paint them?
Speaker 4:White. Oh my goodness, we was waiting on that. One Boom Goes the dynamite.
Speaker 6:I'm weak. It's a good color.
Speaker 5:Yes, it is.
Speaker 6:It goes with everything.
Speaker 5:Yes, it is. I agree with you 100%, 1000%. That's right.
Speaker 6:I can't even defend myself. Yeah, you can, you're doing great.
Speaker 3:How about your fingernails? We don't count them.
Speaker 1:I don't even really get that high Toe nails Go straight to the toenails Right there, bam, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:What if she got tennis shoes on? You going to ask her to?
Speaker 5:take them off. Something is wrong with you. You're the one bringing up toenails.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but something is wrong with you. I'm just asking.
Speaker 5:You're the one bringing out toenails? Yeah, but something is wrong with him. Why would you even say that?
Speaker 6:Why would you even say anything about toenails?
Speaker 4:But why would you put tennis shoes on who going?
Speaker 5:to cover up them pretty toes, Toenails yeah.
Speaker 2:The only time you wear tennis shoes. You got a show on.
Speaker 6:I was walking into a house full of people who are into feet.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but, your feet ugly. You wear tennis shoes.
Speaker 2:Christian would be right there we had an episode called Christian Loves Feet.
Speaker 5:Right what.
Speaker 2:He does, though.
Speaker 5:I'm just saying though if your feet ugly, you wear tennis shoes Right. If they're not, you use them.
Speaker 2:Honestly, there's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 5:Everybody in here got tennis shoes on. Everybody got tennis shoes on. Everybody got tennis shoes on. Keep mine on. I got my shit fucked up. You got bunions? No, they just fucked up. You be lying, I sleep in socks and I live by myself, so I fucked up my shoes.
Speaker 3:He put his feet in the pool with socks on.
Speaker 5:Shit, yeah me fucked up.
Speaker 1:Oh no.
Speaker 5:Ain't nothing wrong with it, but you know. But the thing is though, we talk about toenails and he bring up tennis shoes. That's just I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:That's why your brother called you, because he knew you was going to say something. Listen, you go straight to the feet right. So what if she got tennis shoes on? What you going to do then Imagine, just imagine you going to ask her, you going to ask her.
Speaker 4:All you got to do is tell her what color are your toenails. I just asked what color toenails Okay. She said they was clear.
Speaker 3:If she said anything other than white.
Speaker 5:I'm just talking, you go up to a random check. No, I mean, if they say anything other than white, then you say okay.
Speaker 4:Then you know what you're dealing with.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:As soon as they say white you know what you're dealing with.
Speaker 2:Is there any color for red? Any, or is it just white toenails?
Speaker 5:White toenails are freaky. I think it's the white ones, the white ones.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, he like the white ones. What about the nude, colored?
Speaker 1:ones.
Speaker 4:Huh, the nude. Nude the nude colors is kind of like light tan man, you don't know all them colors man. That's the color.
Speaker 5:It's called nude nigga when I was in school. One by eight colors.
Speaker 4:This color is in the Crayola box with 140 colors.
Speaker 5:It's called nude One by eight colors when I was in school, when in orange you had to mix up some green and yellow, this ain't orange.
Speaker 4:I was in school Shit, All right. Then when in orange you had to mix up some green and yellow, this ain't orange, this ain't new. I'm just saying I'm like you coming up with all these colors and shit I don't know about all these colors.
Speaker 5:I'm done, man, so just Jess.
Speaker 3:Jess, what do you and your girlfriends talk about when it comes to toenail colors?
Speaker 6:We don't talk about no colors. Damn bitch that M&M green is banging. No, not really.
Speaker 3:I mean you got to give us some insight.
Speaker 6:On toenail colors.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just what y'all be talking about.
Speaker 4:Y'all paint each other toes or y'all just go get them done. I do my own. Oh, that's cool. You do your own, she do her own toes.
Speaker 1:Okay, I don't like people touching.
Speaker 4:Oh, oh, that's cool. That's what's up. She do her own toes.
Speaker 6:I don't, okay, I don't like people touching my feet. Damn, I just don't, I'm not.
Speaker 1:That wasn't their fantasy, I used to be that way you used to be yeah.
Speaker 6:I don't think. I want to know what made you not be that way, no, I went to them.
Speaker 5:Little Asians, hey, hey, they did a good job.
Speaker 4:Oh hell, they did a really good job.
Speaker 5:They did a good job. They talked about me For 30 minutes, but them time they did a good job. I didn't know what they was saying. I know they was Talking about them feet. It was like yo yeah you gotta Come see these.
Speaker 3:I ain't even gonna Try to Try to, I'm just telling you, I know.
Speaker 5:Pretty nice.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, and they charged me 80 dollars we're gonna talk no more about uh, feet, feet, feet and toenails.
Speaker 4:Okay, hey, I will tell you this?
Speaker 2:y'all see, uh, well, obviously you know, this is just uh, we talk about some serious stuff. Yeah is just uh, we talk about some serious stuff. Yeah, some, actually most this is comedy relief, honestly, we just come on here to make people laugh. It's very light-hearted. We tell people oh, we don't check.
Speaker 1:So sometimes we'll tell the story.
Speaker 2:We don't know if it's real or not.
Speaker 4:It's just like just what I heard. Entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 2:But Allegedly I'll get serious for once. Well, three minutes, remember the CEO guy that got killed, yeah, man. That's sad, yes, it is. But they said the Bullets had a cryptic message. I don't know.
Speaker 5:Oh, had a cryptic message, I don't know. No, he wrote shit on the shell cases.
Speaker 2:And it was a cryptic message.
Speaker 3:Catch me if you can. What was the message?
Speaker 2:Oh, so it's not the ones that he shot the guy with. It's on the shell cases. Okay, on the shotgun, because then he killed him with a shotgun.
Speaker 3:No on the.
Speaker 2:Because they said he had a, he had a silencer on and everything right Did he, yeah, he didn't shoot.
Speaker 5:I thought he shot him with.
Speaker 2:He shot him in the back first With a shotgun Then he jammed.
Speaker 3:Was it a shotgun? I thought it was a handgun with a silencer on it. Maybe I saw it wrong. He got the video.
Speaker 2:He walked right up to him. He walked behind him.
Speaker 3:He shot him Behind him.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and then he didn't even run either.
Speaker 3:Nah, he just put on his hoodie, got on a bicycle.
Speaker 2:Hey, was he a United Healthcare worker? I don't know, I don't know anything. Did they find him yet or no?
Speaker 5:I don't think so, they ain't gonna find him at this point he in Hawaii already nah, they didn't get that lady from first 48, she'll find that motherfucker that's true, ain't no joke bro.
Speaker 2:Because he was so covered up.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but he stopped at and got coffee and shit first.
Speaker 2:Oh, so they got him there?
Speaker 5:No, they got pictures of him, but he was covered up.
Speaker 2:White dude.
Speaker 6:Yeah, he's just going to get some Dutch Bros before killing somebody.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dang Heartless, it was killing somebody yeah.
Speaker 6:Dang Heartless.
Speaker 3:It was probably Starbucks. Yeah, you wanted some dragon fruit tea.
Speaker 5:Right A refresher, he's like man, I need an iced. What about this college playoff thing? Everybody unhappy about it.
Speaker 3:They haven't come out with it. I'm just unhappy that. Alabama's going to get in. That's trash. You don't know yet.
Speaker 4:They're going to get in. They're supposed to get in. They're supposed to get in.
Speaker 5:man, look at the history bro man, we get in by name alone, bro. What's wrong with you, man?
Speaker 3:Makes me mad. Y'all lost three games, See what's your brother number?
Speaker 5:I'll give it to you. Call him, call the police, call.
Speaker 4:Tyrone. Aren't they supposed to be playing tonight.
Speaker 3:Yeah, boise State's playing right.
Speaker 4:They're playing tonight. Right, they're playing.
Speaker 5:Video Boise State ain't playing tonight, are they?
Speaker 2:It's the Twitter.
Speaker 3:Twitter X. I have no idea.
Speaker 6:That's crazy.
Speaker 3:I mean you can't go nowhere now.
Speaker 5:On the lighter note, I ordered one of those turn pods. Whatever the weed pods.
Speaker 6:Oh From.
Speaker 5:Turn Me or whatever man. The thing didn't work. I sent it back and they kept sending me the pen back without the battery. I just sent everything back, man it took me about about two months. Finally I said hey. Then, finally, my daughter got involved. She said, hey, we're going to expose you, I got. Then she told me she said, hey, we're going to expose you, I got it. Then she told me she said I got a friend that's got 1.4 million followers. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's easy. You need to do that. Huh, you need to call three on your side.
Speaker 5:They take care of you. Let me tell you this way they sent me two. Two weed pens no, they sent the pen but they didn't send the charger. Oh, okay, but now they sent the whole thing, the two pot packs.
Speaker 2:What was it Kaya, kaya or Jada.
Speaker 5:It was Jada. You know it was Jada. Then she told me you know one of mine.
Speaker 3:Apple don't fall far, I know.
Speaker 5:Finally she owe all the money she owe me, shit. So you feel your daughter Apple, don't fall far I know, Finally, she owe all the money.
Speaker 3:she owe me Shit, so you feel your daughter owes you money.
Speaker 5:Don't you.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 5:You don't feel your kids owe you no money, no Shit. Mama owe me some money.
Speaker 2:Why let's talk about it, yeah, why.
Speaker 1:I mean since she's been grown?
Speaker 3:yeah, my kids aren't grown yet. Almost.
Speaker 5:How I mean, since she's been grown?
Speaker 3:yeah, my kids aren't grown yet Almost. How old are your kids? One's going?
Speaker 5:to be 18. One's going to be 16. Boy, you need to stop. No, kid, that's student loan right there. What you going to do? Student loan forgiveness Is that what you're going to do? I'm just asking, I'm just saying You're going to do student loan forgiveness.
Speaker 3:That's what you're going to do, but they're your kids. You feel like they owe you money.
Speaker 5:And I'm their daddy.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they owe me money.
Speaker 3:Your job is to raise them. And I did that he raised them right, but now that they're out of school, everything you pay for.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's a payback. Come on dog.
Speaker 3:Really Okay, okay, seriously.
Speaker 2:You owe me money.
Speaker 5:Seriously, wait a minute. I remember like what was it? Fifth episode, and you was making fun of me with that thing.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, remember. Yeah, that's right, you was making fun of me and everything.
Speaker 5:Then you put it on the table. Put it on the table, oh yeah, and now you are not.
Speaker 3:Now look at table, oh yeah. And now look at you oh, we're in a full circle.
Speaker 5:Now the times have changed. Now huh hey man, yes sir. I'm just saying though.
Speaker 2:This is from a three-hour motorcycle ride, whatever. Unexpected.
Speaker 5:I'm just saying I'm hurting. I know, there's levels to this shit, bro, but sometimes you gotta like Give us a break, man.
Speaker 2:You hear that, can y'all hear that?
Speaker 1:See what I'm saying. How come?
Speaker 6:He didn't have time to stretch his pancakes first. How come?
Speaker 5:Black Donald Trump, his butt, his little butt.
Speaker 1:How you get away with all this shit.
Speaker 5:I mean, I did that thing. We was on air right here and you woke me up.
Speaker 3:Hey, it's called a double standard.
Speaker 2:Double standard I get it, I'm injured. Joe, I get it, bro, I'm injured.
Speaker 5:But why is it always got to you know?
Speaker 2:Hey, because you always make noise, noise and then your phone always ring. I rarely make noise.
Speaker 5:And you always making cold comments.
Speaker 3:I was about to say something about that, listen.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not saying nothing. You got a problem with colds, colds.
Speaker 6:Mm-hmm Like.
Speaker 1:Just colds.
Speaker 4:Just colds yeah. Not necessarily like the store not necessarily.
Speaker 6:I don't really go there. Wow, I'm broke y'all. I am poor, so are we.
Speaker 3:Kohl's is you're way too pretty to be poor. Oh Jesus, jesus age Christ.
Speaker 6:I don't think that that's not a that don't help nothing, you're way too pretty to be poor.
Speaker 5:Oh Jesus H Christ.
Speaker 6:Okay, uh-oh, I don't think that that's not a Uh-oh.
Speaker 5:That don't help nothing, okay. Okay, here's the thing. Okay, here we go. He told me that I look like I shop at Coles, you do. I thought it was offensive.
Speaker 6:You do.
Speaker 4:I can't even pinpoint what it is.
Speaker 6:It's just the energy I got cold energy.
Speaker 5:You have cold air.
Speaker 4:I got cold energy. I can have gap.
Speaker 3:That's like that one comedian.
Speaker 4:I look like I shop at the Nike outlet.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 2:It look like you go at the Nike outlet. Hey, hey, it look like you too, like you go to K-Momo.
Speaker 4:Diddy's Discounts K-Momo, what this ain't.
Speaker 5:K-Momo. This is Nike. Oh, diddy's, I thought you said.
Speaker 4:Diddy's Discounts. That's why I was like what?
Speaker 2:No, he lying, they got baby oil.
Speaker 6:What is your take on this?
Speaker 3:whole Puff Daddy thing. What you mean, give us your, take how you feel about it. What do you think?
Speaker 6:about it.
Speaker 2:I mean because obviously we know you're younger. So Puff Daddy was man.
Speaker 5:He was on top of the world at one point that's all I listen to in a club they're saying he's a monster. But I say most of those men and shit they were grown men most of them so they 21, they were 21 looking for a record deal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's talking about the guys yeah, the one he was racking up. I don't want to talk about that. That up, I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to talk about that. And then, but they were grown men. I don't want to talk about the ladies.
Speaker 5:The females? Well, yeah, what about the females? Well except for maybe them two. I guess two too many, I don't.
Speaker 4:You would have went to a Diddy party. I can see it right now. You'd have went. Yeah, she would have went. Excuse me.
Speaker 2:We all would have went to a Diddy party. You look Like you Would go To a Diddy party. Listen you.
Speaker 6:I'm drunk enough. See, I need one of those backpacks that you put on kids With the little leashes when they go in the airport.
Speaker 4:And they got the little monkey backpack. Little monkey backpack?
Speaker 6:yeah, Because I will run away Like if I get white girl wasted and someone's like hey, let's go over here. I'm like okay.
Speaker 5:Let's go, that's a problem.
Speaker 4:That's what I was saying.
Speaker 5:Bam. So what do you drink?
Speaker 4:So your friends got to watch you huh.
Speaker 5:What do you drink?
Speaker 6:Yeah, listen, I'm past the Four Loko phase of my life.
Speaker 3:And I've now graduated to Vodka Red Bulls. You drink the Buzz Balls Um. Okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 6:Kind of. But like two weeks ago I chugged a Buzz Ball and then I went in the bar and had like four drinks and I done threw up everywhere.
Speaker 3:Ew At the bar.
Speaker 1:Outside.
Speaker 3:Just from that, those buzz balls are nasty.
Speaker 6:I tried one I tried one too I can't do it. I mixed it. I should not have mixed it. We had four locals in buzz balls.
Speaker 4:What? Oh yeah, oh, they was fucked up. Oh no, they was fucked up. I act like I was drinking mine. I was like oh, I ain't drinking this shit. Man, I know, I'm from that buzz bar, the buzz bar they get you but four locos.
Speaker 5:that ain't what they used to when they first came out. You couldn't drink but one can of them, motherfuckers, and that's becoming from me.
Speaker 4:I steal that I'm serious. No, they ain't shit.
Speaker 5:now you can drink three or four cans of them now I stay with that.
Speaker 3:But when they first came out, you couldn't drink one can of them.
Speaker 6:Motherfuckers, I drank half of one and that was good for the night.
Speaker 1:I don't think I've ever drank a four loco. You ain't never drank a four loco. They're kind of nasty, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4:I'm bougie.
Speaker 1:I know my palate. Gotta get us some Cisco Nope.
Speaker 5:Nope.
Speaker 3:My body's a temple. My body's a temple. You gonna Some Orange Jubilee? Okay, my body's a temple. I watch what I put in it.
Speaker 5:You ain't no Orange Jubilee.
Speaker 3:Nope Wow.
Speaker 4:You talking Orange.
Speaker 3:Julius, though your body's a temple, my body's a temple, joe. I watch what I put in it. I put good whiskey in my body.
Speaker 6:What's good whiskey to you Whiskey whiskey, won't you go.
Speaker 4:Whiskey, whiskey, won't you go.
Speaker 3:You don't know Hell. No, jameson is good whiskey. They got some decent it's decent.
Speaker 2:No, Jameson is good whiskey Jameson got different levels. They do got different levels, they got different.
Speaker 5:It's good, it's Irish whiskey, so it's good. It's a different level.
Speaker 1:No whiskey.
Speaker 5:No it ain't.
Speaker 6:She's young. I'm a girl, what you like.
Speaker 4:Lemonade and vodka.
Speaker 1:She said Red Bull vodka.
Speaker 6:Spot on Vodka, I mean no calories, gotta keep it healthy.
Speaker 4:No calories. What type of vodka Pooch? You put Red Bull in it.
Speaker 3:Gotta keep it healthy he said no calories, no calories what's up that pooch?
Speaker 5:you put Red Bull in it though. Oh yeah, that's alright okay.
Speaker 6:I used to drink Svedka, so I've gone up oh yeah, you went way up oh man.
Speaker 4:Svedka's disgusting rubbing alcohol. Yeah, you went way up. That shit burns you.
Speaker 5:That's just like maybe that's like one dollar more than.
Speaker 4:Amsterdam.
Speaker 6:Svetka, did they go bankrupt I?
Speaker 4:think they went bankrupt. I just saw that, like two days ago, on the news Svetka.
Speaker 5:They went bankrupt.
Speaker 6:They went bankrupt, thank God.
Speaker 4:Yep, they taking all that shit off the shelf.
Speaker 1:Good.
Speaker 5:Wow, that's. Good, I'm serious. I know it's horrible. I'm past my vodka phase yeah. I'm a.
Speaker 2:I'm not nah me, neither I'm still a vodka guy yes, hey, y'all got years, she got, she got some years to go, yeah yeah, joe's a whiskey hey, you can sit up here killing me softly invite her over like, hey, you know, you got, you got the nice stuff.
Speaker 5:No, I got vodka. He said what you need, I get vodka. It's some good vodka. We'll make sure we have it for you Get loosey with the goosey.
Speaker 2:Now listen. Oh yeah, hey, goosey, make you loosey. You don't like Grey Goose.
Speaker 4:You don't like Grey Goose? No, you can't even taste it.
Speaker 2:What about Absolute no, that's even worse.
Speaker 4:That's disgusting Kettle one you going down.
Speaker 5:That's bad.
Speaker 2:right there you going down what's the matter with Absolute Bad. It's disgusting. Y'all know I don't drink. No, you don't Absolute.
Speaker 5:Absolute is like Because you went from.
Speaker 2:That's the college age. College age fang.
Speaker 5:Smetka, whatever that stuff is, smetka, smetka, whatever. Then you should have went to Absolute. No, then you go to Grey Goose, grey Goose, grey Goose is nice, it's because it don't have no taste son, it's a smooth vodka.
Speaker 3:You ain't ready for the smooth vodka.
Speaker 5:She ain't ready for it. No, Tito is pretty good.
Speaker 3:Tito's is all right.
Speaker 6:It's not bad.
Speaker 5:I like mixed drinks too, yeah, but I don't know what fancy drinks do you?
Speaker 2:like, like, do you drink margaritas? Yeah, not really. What's a mimosa, what's in mimosa?
Speaker 6:That's like an orange juice.
Speaker 5:You drink.
Speaker 2:Don't people drink mimosas on Sundays Breakfast?
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's an early morning drink.
Speaker 3:It's a brunch drink Breakfast.
Speaker 6:Like mom's going out for brunch, they're going to have their mimosas, just wine and orange juice.
Speaker 5:That's just a waste of time.
Speaker 2:Might as well get straight to it.
Speaker 5:Huh, Unless you throw some Taylor Port in there or something. Now that shit, there ain't no joke. Taylor Port.
Speaker 2:Taylor.
Speaker 5:Port Taylor.
Speaker 2:Port.
Speaker 5:Yeah, okay you ever drink Taylor Port.
Speaker 6:No, I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 5:Wine.
Speaker 6:Oh, I hate wine.
Speaker 4:She just said she hate wine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh you don't like wine? Hell, no, too sophisticated, it's nasty. Tell them If it don't get you drunk Fast enough.
Speaker 6:I drink for one purpose.
Speaker 1:And that's to get drunk.
Speaker 2:Hold up, see she try to get fucked up. Hey see we got a. You ain't drink enough wine. We got a hood baby Wine to mess you up. Hey, wine to mess you up. We got a hood baby right here.
Speaker 4:Wine to mess you up Quickly too.
Speaker 6:Real quick, real quick. I've never gotten messed good stuff. I guess not enough you drinking that watered down wine.
Speaker 4:You drinking that?
Speaker 3:barefoot shit Circle K. She drinking the box. Look at that box wine right there, get that Three for five.
Speaker 5:Box ain't too bad.
Speaker 2:Hey, first off let me apologize to Circle. K and for anybody that do, because you know some people. They get sensitive out here and they probably listen to the podcast. Listen. Drinking on some Circle K wine? Do you Enjoy yourself?
Speaker 1:Get drunk.
Speaker 3:Don't let me influence you. So what's the worst you've ever been drunk?
Speaker 4:White girl wasted oh man, she don't remember All man, she don't remember All right, she don't remember.
Speaker 6:Oh I remember Uh-oh, uh-oh, you remember.
Speaker 5:If you remember, you un-drunk.
Speaker 2:I remember. Hey you know people are going to hear this in Germany, I'm just making sure.
Speaker 3:If you can remember, you un-'t drunk.
Speaker 6:It was Svetka, and I remember bits and pieces.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 6:Svetka, I had decided to do a few shots before leaving my house. A few, a few.
Speaker 3:Was you going to the club, to the bar?
Speaker 6:No, I wasn't going anywhere. Fun I was going to my friend's house.
Speaker 3:Okay, were you driving.
Speaker 6:No, I was walking. She lived right down the street Damn. I lived right down the street Damn and I did a few shots and I was like I was having a rough night.
Speaker 1:Okay. Okay, your boyfriend broke up with you.
Speaker 6:It was just a mess yeah.
Speaker 3:That motherfucker left me Talk about it.
Speaker 1:Anyway, you're right, no, carry on, it's okay.
Speaker 6:Well, I decided it was a good idea to do a couple shots. And then I was like, oh, I'm not feeling it, I'll do a couple more. And I was like I'm still not, I'm just not feeling it. So I did a couple more. And then I was like I'm a little tipsy, I'll walk over there. And I got about maybe half a mile down the road and it all hit me. She didn't live down the street. Okay, she lives like a mile top.
Speaker 3:I know right, it wasn't too far.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, it's a country block. I'm thinking from here to, but when you're drunk, you don't care how far the walk is, you're just walking.
Speaker 6:Okay. So I was like I'll just walk. And then it hit me all at once and I was like, oh no. And I, it hit me all at once and I was like oh no, and I was, I remember, just trying to stay on the line of the side of the road and I was like, if I stay on the line I'll be fine, you know. And I made it up to her house somehow. Apparently I had set my stuff down. Apparently I sat there and talked to them for like an hour. I was like I don't remember talking to you guys at all, wow.
Speaker 6:And then I was in the bathroom throwing up for like 45 minutes and, um, she I remember her knocking on the door and I was like touching the doorknob, like trying to like move, unlock the door, and I couldn't move my damn fingers to get the door unlocked and I was like I'm trying and she's like she's like jess, you need to open the door now. And I was like I can't, I can't do it. I somehow ended up getting it unlocked and open and she was like, girl, you are a whole mess right now. And I was just, oh, it was bad. And then I passed out on her couch. I woke up at like 2 o'clock in the morning. I was like a little bit more sober. I was like oh no, and then I went to work at like 6 o'clock in the morning after that.
Speaker 2:You didn't see Puff Daddy when you woke up. Did you no baby oil Shot?
Speaker 1:fire, you know what?
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, puffy, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:He in jail. I want that red dot. You got way too many Witnesses up here. I live in.
Speaker 1:Racine Wisconsin.
Speaker 2:This podcast is brought to you by the Wisconsin Badgers.
Speaker 3:Damn. So that's the worst so who.
Speaker 2:So what's your worst? What's your worst drunk story.
Speaker 3:Man. I remember I was on a cruise, a company cruise? Oh damn, yeah, they used to take us on company cruises, man, you rich I know right, that's fancy.
Speaker 6:For real, he hood rich.
Speaker 2:No, he's fancy.
Speaker 6:I don't think I've ever even seen the boat.
Speaker 2:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh Joe got a boat, oh yeah, and we, oh oh. Joe got a boat oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And I and we was in Cabo and I was just Drinking Like. Carlos and Charlie's or something like that, I don't know. I got back on the boat. I saw my boss on the boat.
Speaker 1:I was like hey, what's up? I was so damn drunk.
Speaker 3:And then one of the dudes that was with His name was Sylvester. He had gotten in. I was so damn drunk. And then one of the dudes that was with. His name was Sylvester.
Speaker 2:He had gotten in there, sylvester, sylvester you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 1:Sylvester the cat, I don't know, no nigga named Sylvester.
Speaker 5:The Mexican dude right. You got to give your left up. You got to be old to remember that you got to give your left up.
Speaker 3:So he was on a. I guess he had rented a moped. He got in an accident down in Mexico so I heard about it. I got back on the phone. Hey, where's Sylvester at? Where my little homie at? Man, I was so messed up. Where are you? Where my little homie at? But I was so damn drunk that's probably about the drunkest I've been.
Speaker 6:That's it, yeah, your whole story.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was I remember, listen.
Speaker 3:So for real, when I get drunk, I remember everything, everything.
Speaker 6:Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
Speaker 4:No, no it's a special power I have. Joe, that's your superpower. That's your superpowers, really, silky, that's your superpower, yeah, dog.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, I got plenty of superpowers. Uh-oh, what's your turn?
Speaker 4:I got a photographic memory.
Speaker 5:Mine is, I don't know which one you want to talk about.
Speaker 3:First time.
Speaker 5:I fucking wrecked a car in seconds.
Speaker 3:God damn.
Speaker 5:Oh no, which one?
Speaker 4:We don't need you to incriminate yourself how come you got a license.
Speaker 5:Oh, that's okay, it don't matter how come you got a license, it's suspended.
Speaker 3:There's no.
Speaker 1:He's like I just got it back, though I just got it back though it's valid.
Speaker 5:It's valid now. There used to be a lot of exit poles light poles on the exit.
Speaker 6:They ain't there no more. It's dark over there.
Speaker 3:That's why it's dark. You're supposed to drive like when you're driving drunk. You're supposed to be more careful driving.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you're supposed to go on speed limits. You're not supposed to drive drunk Focus.
Speaker 5:I mean, in all, all fairness. Then there's that, in all fairness, somebody's supposed to Talk to me all the way home. So so we was talking and I was fine. I said, okay, my ex is a mile away. He said, okay, yeah, I'm gonna talk to you, keep going, we're calling. Then he goes oh shit, this guy's throwing up in my car. And I go, just when I was exiting, all of a sudden, it threw them all off.
Speaker 4:Damn. Hey, what happened. Hey, you there, you there.
Speaker 5:The dude said you didn't even hit the brakes, bro, you just went right through the motherfucking shit. Damn. I looked at my truck Motherfucking tires are gone.
Speaker 4:That motherfucker did a Dukes of Hazzard off the rim.
Speaker 5:Tires are gone. Pull the fucking frame off another body and shit.
Speaker 4:Damn bro.
Speaker 5:I don't fuck that.
Speaker 4:You lucky, you didn't get ejected.
Speaker 5:Oh no, I was coming back from Mexico riding with a guy. We was fucked up. I woke up, bro, the fucking car was upside down, blast all of my hair and shit.
Speaker 5:See, I got to be in control. I got to sit there like hey, we started walking. We was in the middle of fucking nowhere, bro, I swear to God. Middle of nowhere. We were walking and this black coming from fucking El Centro right, I don't even know what that is he gets mad at me. You're supposed to stay awake, dude, fuck not. Then he goes clean all that glass out of your hair. Ain't nobody gonna pick us up with you looking like that. I said okay, clean all that glass out of your hair?
Speaker 1:Ain't nobody going to pick us up with you looking like that?
Speaker 5:I said okay. Get all the glass out of my hair and guess what. Somebody stopped and picked us up. Oh yeah, that shit crazy. We was in the middle of fucking nowhere. If you ever been to Mexicali right, Yep, and that stretch coming back to El Centro that's where we was at, bro.
Speaker 4:Oh hell, no that motherfucker was dark bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I ain't trusting nobody trying to beat me up. You still here.
Speaker 5:I survived. Worse than that, I don't want to talk about it. We was at the park shooting at us and we was fucked up. Oh my Lord, I said what's that?
Speaker 2:He goes, what's?
Speaker 4:that hey man Somebody got some firecrackers.
Speaker 5:I can't beat those stories. We get back to the base bullet holes all in the car and shit.
Speaker 2:Steve, you have any?
Speaker 4:you want to share Shit? I was in Mexico, but I was at Rocky Point.
Speaker 5:I wasn't in Cancun or Cabo Wabo, I've been to those places.
Speaker 4:But I was at Rocky Point, so I wasn't in Cancun or Cabo Wabo, because I've been to those places. But see, this is the time where I was so fucked up I was like I will never get this fucked up again. So we at Rocky Point this is my first time down there we had a group of like 8 people. We had this big ass round table. We were right next to the beach and we all had shots of tequila. We were like spinning this little wheel and everybody do their little shots.
Speaker 4:And then we were like hey this is boring, let's go to a. We're going to the club Strip joint, as I recall, and so motherfuckers just jumped up and I was like hey.
Speaker 5:Is that the one upstairs?
Speaker 4:Bro, I don't know. They said there's seven shots here, y'all can't leave, y'all shots. And everybody was walking out. So I said, like a dumbass, seven shots from down, took them all to the head and I tell you, 13 seconds later I said I shouldn't have did that. Boom, fell down. My dudes came back, tried to help me up. I was like man, hold on, just give me a second, just give me a second. And I swear to god, three hours later I'm on the beach and my lucky shirt and my lucky shirt is still at the beach. I left it in Mexico because I was so fucking hot. I was like oh fucking hot.
Speaker 4:And I threw my shirt off two hours, two hours later and I was like man, just give me a second, just give me a second. My boy was like hey, man, the club's closing. We about to go, we about to go. And I was like what? You mean we about to go, it's just open. He's like no, you've been out here for two and a half hours, I'm laid out in the cab.
Speaker 4:So I went stumbling over to the cab and I like kind of grabbed the door and then I fell down to my knees and I said, oh, I got a piss. So I just whipped my dick out, put my leg up like a dog and said psss. My dude was like oh shit. And the dude in the cab said don't piss in my cab, don't piss in my cab. So they grabbed me, screwed me up, took me back to the room and I don't remember nothing after that. But they said they was taking me because we was on like the third floor right. So they said they was trying to help me up the stairs and my legs was doing like this. They was trying to help me. He said I was trying to help him, but I wasn't really doing that they just had me by the shoulders like up three flights of stairs. They threw me on the bed and I woke up in the morning and I threw all that shit up and I was like you know what? I'm going for a jog.
Speaker 3:I was going to say, hey, you probably went to the gym, right?
Speaker 4:I'm going for a jog. I went down, jogged two miles down and two miles back came back in. He's like you're not hungover, that's because you threw all that shit up. I was like bro, whatever, I don't know. That was my first time drinking. My only time I said I will never do it again because I don't remember none of this shit y'all telling me.
Speaker 1:So that was my story and I was like yeah, tequila.
Speaker 4:That's why I tasted it.
Speaker 5:I smell it now and I just be like I'm done, I just drink all night. I don't throw up.
Speaker 2:Sorry to say I don't have any stories Tell them about the time you killed that Pepsi Tell them about the time you killed that Kool-Aid Root beer, that blue raspberry Kool-Aid.
Speaker 4:I seen him do it though.
Speaker 5:I seen him kill Two liter Cokes Back to back.
Speaker 1:That was years ago.
Speaker 5:That was years ago, I was just trying to show off Killed it.
Speaker 2:I don't do. That was years ago. That was years ago. I was just trying to show off, killed it.
Speaker 3:I don't do that, no more. Took it to the head.
Speaker 5:He killed it took it to the head, killed it, took it to the head, baby. Wow, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:I have no drunk stories, but thank you everyone for coming. Now we will talk about what else y'all want to do. Hey, we got to talk about movies and Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving was great, we had a cook up how did?
Speaker 5:it go how was your Thanksgiving? Did you have? A good Thanksgiving my Thanksgiving was great oh my god, it was fantastic how many turkeys you got? I cooked two turkeys Deep fried. Deep fried ones and grilled ones.
Speaker 2:The deep fried turkey was fantastic.
Speaker 3:I never had it before. Oh, deep fried turkey.
Speaker 5:I did mine I made a banana pudding.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I made a peach cobbler.
Speaker 2:With Nella, with Nella wafers. Yeah, I made a peach cobbler.
Speaker 4:With.
Speaker 1:Nella With Nella wafers.
Speaker 4:Nella wafers, nella wafers With ice cream, vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 3:You still got some pecan pie left. No.
Speaker 1:Damn. You know that's the first thing to go, it's been a week.
Speaker 6:You think there's pecan pie left Bro ain't nothing left Ain't no.
Speaker 4:Turkey left Ain't no. Everything is gone. It's just about Most of it was gone that same day.
Speaker 5:Yeah desserts always go first, baby.
Speaker 4:D came over. Oh damn, damn it boy.
Speaker 1:She mentioned Baby D and then everybody started cussing Four plates.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:You probably took about four plates off, hey.
Speaker 6:She took half my cake, son she took half your cake.
Speaker 1:Oh, we would have been fighting.
Speaker 4:She took half my cake, son.
Speaker 5:She took half your cake. We would have been fighting. She took red velvet. Oh, is that little? Oh, yeah, she tiny.
Speaker 3:She ain't tiny, no more, she's always the littlest one, so I can put the most away and it goes nowhere.
Speaker 5:She ain't tiny, no more. Oh yeah, hell no.
Speaker 4:What man. It's only been like three months since I've seen her Me too.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:She got a new haircut too, steve. Oh damn, don't do that.
Speaker 5:Let it go. I can't come, I'm gonna have to stop you on that one.
Speaker 1:That is.
Speaker 5:Kenfolk. Stop me on that one. What are you Damn, I'm gonna have to stop you on that one. God damn it. Shit Uh. Oh, and then she might be listening. God damn it, she could track us down, shit dog.
Speaker 4:Hey, I ain't say nothing, Baby D.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's why, if Baby D is on the show, we doing it at Alabama Joe's. Don't ever kick my door in Shit you mess around. Hey See, Joe has the fun podcast house because you can drink over there.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's good, but I haven't seen any good movies though.
Speaker 3:I saw Gladiator 2.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 5:Hey, you saw it. No she said she broke.
Speaker 2:You know she ain't went to the movies. What's the last good movie you seen?
Speaker 4:I'm just saying See, you ain't heard.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I mean maybe they might not have heard it the first time, what did you?
Speaker 1:say it was Like Netflix.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 6:I don't even remember the last movie I've seen, tell you the truth, it's new. I re-watched the same old shit.
Speaker 3:Netflix. What do you watch when you watch movies?
Speaker 6:Comedy movies for the most part.
Speaker 3:I watched.
Speaker 6:Orbit today, while I was in the cooler at work. Turkey ass Rasputin.
Speaker 3:Rasputin Norbit.
Speaker 2:Turkey ass Rascution. Hey, best part Norbert is good.
Speaker 3:He's the best part. Turkey ass that's just hilarious.
Speaker 2:Did you see? The Nutty Professor, the Klumps.
Speaker 3:What's that look for? No, uh oh, you ain't seen the Klumps Really. But, you watched Norbert. You watched Norbert, that's what I always want.
Speaker 2:That's what I have. The Klumps is Really, but you watched.
Speaker 3:Norbit. You watched Norbit. That's what I always want.
Speaker 5:The Clumps is funnier than Norbit in my opinion.
Speaker 3:Axel F. Axel F, axel Fogel no.
Speaker 2:Hey next time she going to see a recent movie. It's going to be you like scary movies. Yeah, Uh-oh.
Speaker 3:What's going to be? You like scary movies? What's coming out?
Speaker 2:scary Well Terrifier 3 will be on streaming soon. Everybody need to watch that I haven't even seen the first one. You got to watch it If you like gore.
Speaker 5:Terrifier 1? You seen it? I was watching the Jesterester though.
Speaker 6:That seemed pretty good. They have like thirst traps out for that guy, the clown from Terrifier, from Terrifier.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh.
Speaker 6:There are girls that are losing their damn minds over him. Wow.
Speaker 3:Really, yes, what's he look like? I don't know what's he look like Terrifying.
Speaker 6:Art the Clown.
Speaker 2:I think, yeah, his name is Art the Clown.
Speaker 6:I was scrolling on TikTok and he showed up. I was like this is not what I'm into. Why is my For you page showing me this shit?
Speaker 4:It's like absolutely.
Speaker 1:This dude, yes, hey.
Speaker 6:This dude yes.
Speaker 2:See, hey, that's why you gotta bring the youth in. She can tell us what's going on in the youthful world. We had no idea.
Speaker 3:So he's a thirst trap.
Speaker 6:Yes.
Speaker 3:What do they want?
Speaker 6:They want him.
Speaker 3:What's he really look like?
Speaker 5:Now you know what to be for Halloween.
Speaker 4:There you go, oh, arthur.
Speaker 5:Clown.
Speaker 3:There you go. Oh, art the Clown, there you go, right there.
Speaker 5:That's crazy have your own theme song. It's gotta be a demographic chicks that want it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like a young demographic, you're probably a young girl. Yeah, yeah, like there you go 16 it don't matter.
Speaker 1:24, oh, that's crazy shit what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:There you go, 16, 24. Shit what.
Speaker 4:I'm saying they he kind of look like Freddie he do look like Freddie.
Speaker 5:Remember Freddie, he was fantastic.
Speaker 3:Wow, I didn't know that. What else is going on out there in pop culture land that we need to?
Speaker 4:know about Gen Z.
Speaker 2:What's the latest dance craze on.
Speaker 6:TikTok. I have no idea. I don't watch people dancing on TikTok.
Speaker 2:Okay, what about, alright, what's popular? Hey TikTok is about to go away, Is it true?
Speaker 6:They say that every year. Oh TikTok, oh, that's because Trump president.
Speaker 4:Remember he said he gonna get rid of it.
Speaker 5:No, he don't want to get rid of it, he wants to. He wants Microsoft to buy it From the Chinese Cause. In China they don't put crap on TikTok, they put educational stuff. Seriously.
Speaker 2:I forgot I did just watch Bird Box. I know it was years later. What, oh, you just now watched it. I just watched Bird Box. Isn't that insane? That's crazy. Yeah, now that movie's good.
Speaker 1:That's the one with Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock, yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, that one.
Speaker 3:Wasn't there a two.
Speaker 4:I think it was.
Speaker 2:There's a, I watched it. There's a Bird Box Barcelona. Okay, I watched it because Sandra Bullock's in it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's the only reason.
Speaker 4:I watched it too.
Speaker 5:But it didn't make Any fucking sense.
Speaker 2:Hey See, she had a little action With the chocolate boy, was she Well?
Speaker 1:I mean, they didn't show. They didn't show nothing.
Speaker 2:They had their clothes on, they just showed.
Speaker 4:The chemistry yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, halle Halle Berry was naked in the movie.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you got to use your imagination. You know kind of like I'm doing right now. Better hide, pascal.
Speaker 2:She said I better hide Nah.
Speaker 5:Oh nah, I already seen it with his shirt off.
Speaker 4:He said all right, take some pictures.
Speaker 5:I already seen it with his shirt off Too many times. Oh yeah, yeah, it's intimidating.
Speaker 2:I don't do that, no more. Metro Center is banned. Converted in what?
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 4:They're currently tearing it down. They finally started.
Speaker 2:I passed by. It's going to take forever, but, yeah, what are they doing with the space? It's going to take forever, but what are they doing with the space? It's going to be an urban village, gentrified houses projects like condos.
Speaker 3:Your kind ain't going to be one of them businesses. So it's going to be like the kingdom of ghetto no it's going to be like Caprini Green they're gentrifying it. Seriously, they're putting nice condos in there.
Speaker 2:It's going to be nice over there.
Speaker 3:You know how Desert Ridge and North Carolina.
Speaker 2:Just like that, it's going to be nice. South Mountain is freaking nice.
Speaker 4:They're going to get rid of all the homeless people over there.
Speaker 2:They'll probably end up doing something. They'll arrest them. They don't get rid of all the homeless people over there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they'll probably end up doing something Chase them out, arrest them, but they got homeless people in LA.
Speaker 2:They just going to move them over to 19th Avenue. 19th, and what Cactus.
Speaker 5:No, not cactus, but it'll be like from Bethany down to Camelback, from Bethany down to Indian School.
Speaker 2:Hey, why is 19th Avenue Just?
Speaker 5:It's kind of like 27th.
Speaker 3:It was funny I was on 19th and Campbell back 27th Avenue.
Speaker 5:I was down there yesterday, 27th and Campbell but then they had to push them back down Because of the college.
Speaker 1:So when they?
Speaker 5:brought GCU in, they had to push them back down toward Indian School. So they can walk the street, but they can't go past Campbell.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no shit, I was in 19th Avenue. I was driving down Campbell back yesterday, 19th Avenue.
Speaker 5:You didn't see no walkers on 19th Avenue you saw some zombies over there, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Hey, they be on 27th.
Speaker 6:Go where Greenway 27th Go where Greenway?
Speaker 3:Cape Creek Bad over there, oh it's bad With the streetwalkers.
Speaker 5:We on Greenway.
Speaker 6:We just on Greenway Someone got like, I think it was. No, it was like almost beheaded they almost cut his whole head off at the QT down the street from my house, damn.
Speaker 2:I want to say it was like a month or two ago, was it?
Speaker 6:a hit. I have no idea what it was some tweakers at the qt on the corner, damn, oh hell. No, yeah, not well, not the one on cape creek and greenwood, but the one I think it's on union hills, some. It was something crazy like that because I was driving by and I was about to go there for gas.
Speaker 2:Oh, like Union Hills and 20th Street.
Speaker 6:Something like that.
Speaker 3:Oh hell.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 3:Ain't going to do it.
Speaker 6:It's all getting bad over there. See the square.
Speaker 2:Hey, you see what happens. I tell you what they got to go somewhere, man Dang Dang. What if they come to your neighborhood?
Speaker 5:I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 2:They know who the fuck with and who not to. You got the arsenal. Huh, they ain't going to certain neighborhoods.
Speaker 5:They go in the neighborhood. They know who the fuck with and who not. To Trust me, they don't.
Speaker 2:They don't come like super, super, like the 7-Eleven. You see the 7-Eleven across from the gym.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Dude, that's a nice 7-Eleven. Me and Steve was in there the other day. I wasn't in there. It's real nice.
Speaker 4:Nice and clean the.
Speaker 5:QTs are nice. The new QTs? Hey, go into that 7-Eleven, that's right.
Speaker 6:Go in there and get you a pizza from QT. Qts are nice until they close their bathroom at 9 pm and it's 2 o'clock in the morning. You have to pee. You can't find any bathroom anywhere to go pee.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's only at the ghetto, qts.
Speaker 6:Well, I live over there I don't know about the bass room.
Speaker 5:I was, like you must be at the bass all the time. My QT.
Speaker 2:Oh, that ain't nothing. All night Must be nice. They live all by the fancy. Qt no 43rd we live by the jacked up QT 43rd and Tom Nice as hell over here. Who are you talking about?
Speaker 5:43rd and Tom.
Speaker 1:We got a camera back over there, come here.
Speaker 2:I'm like man. This QT Cool breeze hit you in the air. You're like what the hell is this Nice, nice refrigerator.
Speaker 3:They greet you with a smile Hello 43rd and Thomas.
Speaker 5:That circle K right there on the corner. Is it Thomas 43rd and Thomas? Wait a minute. No, no, no, it's Indian school. That's the server K right there. Uh, huh and uh.
Speaker 2:I went in right there on the corner.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I went in that motherfucker right and I just wanted to check my lottery numbers. You know what I'm saying. So some dude decided he wanted to buy a six pack of beer. They locked that motherfucker up until he paid for it. God dang. I said, hey, I need to get out of here. Well, he's paying for some beer right now. We can't unlock the door until he finished paying for it.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you know what? Hey, in certain stores I have been in a store Went to go get something to drink and the cooler was locked and I was a soda Because he had to unlock it.
Speaker 5:They, I was a soda Because they were doing so many beer runs.
Speaker 4:I heard about that. I stay out of the beer runs. I got no need to be in those areas, the world coming to.
Speaker 5:I know man See, you can't do a decent beer run.
Speaker 3:You fancy Exactly. I got no need to be in those areas. We can't help it. I'm getting old.
Speaker 2:I'm getting old, I don't need to worry about that at.
Speaker 4:Westgate man Shit. They got too many veterans down there. They're going to tackle you. You try to do a beer run. Hey, what the fuck you think you're doing.
Speaker 5:Don't bring that shit down here. Westgate Shit. A beer costs $18 on that. Motherfucker, Exactly, man. You got to make a beer run. You want to fucking drink down that one.
Speaker 3:Scottsdale. Price is at Westgate now. Quit tripping man.
Speaker 5:It's like the Boom Boom Room. You been to the Boom Boom Room? Yeah, it's been a while.
Speaker 1:Have you been?
Speaker 5:to the Boom Boom Room? No, but of course it's not a strip club.
Speaker 2:It's not a strip club. It's not what you think.
Speaker 5:Actually it's a nice bar, though?
Speaker 1:No, it's a nice little bar. It's not what you think. Actually, it's a nice bar, though. No, it's a nice little bar, it's pretty nice.
Speaker 6:yeah, I only go to the ghetto dive bars.
Speaker 5:What's the bar you been to? Ain't no ghetto dive bars over in Queen Creek. Hey, well, you said over there Greenway, and something she had, the blue martini hey Greenway, and this is it.
Speaker 2:Over there.
Speaker 3:Nah, it's not good over there, ain't no ghetto bars over there.
Speaker 2:I do have a movie to say, but go ahead, let's talk about ghetto dive bars.
Speaker 5:Yeah, see, I live around ghetto dive bars. The ghetto dive bar when it drinks is $5.
Speaker 2:You ever been to.
Speaker 5:Bullocks.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm talking about, bullocks. Bullocks 27th and Bethany Home. No 27th and Bethany home. No, I see it right when I get off the taxi.
Speaker 5:No, yeah, that's one.
Speaker 2:That's one right. Womax Womax is fancy, though that's fancy.
Speaker 5:All they do is bring you the fucking wings On a fancy looking plate. But other than that man.
Speaker 2:I want wings, just ghetto. I'm hungry now.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they bring them on a fancy plate and shit Coops.
Speaker 2:I've never been there. That's you and Chris. Spot Chris like Coops right, All right.
Speaker 5:That's where we saw Shout out some of your ghetto dive bars Coops. Oh yeah, bars Coops. Oh yeah the Coops. We saw what's her name? I don't want to call them ghetto out here. The softball girl Nancy yeah.
Speaker 6:Okay.
Speaker 2:Tell me in my ear.
Speaker 1:The 44th.
Speaker 6:It's on Peoria. The 44th Is it on Peoria I don't even know where it's at.
Speaker 2:Oh my God you're talking about? She's talking about Marks, Marks. Yeah, marks used to be the spot.
Speaker 5:It used to be Captain.
Speaker 2:D's. It's not a club, no more.
Speaker 5:No, it was just old bikers shot up the place. You remember the bikers shot up the place?
Speaker 2:Because yeah, it's right there, 43rd, like yeah, 44 or 43rd, and peoria huh, in a little plaza.
Speaker 5:No, but yeah, that's not you'll be up in there, that's no but mark that's your little spot no marks, and what she's talking about is different though, because you're talking about 40. That was marks was there while that was there, though no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Marks is 44 now. I was just across the street the other day. Really, the 44 is Marks.
Speaker 6:It's like a little sports bar, yeah, and they got both sides Two pool tables.
Speaker 4:They got two sides, they got two pool tables Yep.
Speaker 6:They still have shows and stuff. The shows are nice.
Speaker 2:Let's go tonight. Come on, Joe. Okay, let's go 44, it's time to get it in. Go on, go on, do your dance.
Speaker 5:Kimmy's.
Speaker 2:Kimmy's won Kimmy's. What's that? That's not a get or die bar, though. It is Shit Is it Right there.
Speaker 1:I don't fit the ninth degree way.
Speaker 4:I trust Joe Kimmy's. Fit the ninth degree way. I trust Joe.
Speaker 5:Kimmy's Right next to Derrick, used to be Bar Winkles.
Speaker 4:Oh, bar Winkles.
Speaker 1:They changed to Kimmy's. Oh, okay, what?
Speaker 5:Man I done drank that everything on Bell Road, every fucking one, and I got kicked out of about Five of them.
Speaker 1:Wow why.
Speaker 5:Cause I'm black. No, yeah, it is.
Speaker 4:It wasn't cause you was drunk, you weren't acting a fool?
Speaker 5:No, not once. I was handsome back in the day. Shit, it couldn't take it, he said.
Speaker 2:He was handsome back in the day.
Speaker 5:Shit, it couldn't take it More than that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:You was taking all they ladies.
Speaker 5:I was super swole Back in them days though.
Speaker 4:That's when he put on An extra, extra large shirt and it still looked like it was small.
Speaker 5:I was super swole them days bro.
Speaker 2:Tell him that. Shit yeah, well, I had just got my cornrows too. Pow, pow, hey. Hey, that movie, y2k, is out. Just look it up.
Speaker 1:That's the only new movie out, huh, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:That's what we were talking about Remember.
Speaker 2:It's the movie that.
Speaker 5:Y2K.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know about Y2K and then it's. I do want to see that. I'm glad I looked it up because I wouldn't even thought. Obviously, you know Moana, Moana. I'll tell you what okay hold up, here we go it was.
Speaker 6:It was Nesphar 2, the one of the vampires. It has Johnny Depp's daughter in it what's the name of it? I don't know how to pronounce it. Nesphar 2. It came out on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2:I haven't know how to pronounce it. It came out on Thanksgiving I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 6:It's at the movies or Netflix.
Speaker 5:It's at the movies.
Speaker 6:I'm pretty sure it's at the movies N-E-S-F-A-R.
Speaker 2:Y'all already know we don't fact check. Just Google Johnny Depp's daughter See Google Johnny Depp's daughter. This is how we operate. Google Johnny Depp's Daughter See Google Johnny Depp's Daughter. This is how we operate. This is how we operate. Google Johnny Depp's Daughter vampire movie yeah. And Google Ghetto Bars. I remember the Hidey Ho. That was a nightmare. Hidey Ho, that was ghetto. The Five Devils.
Speaker 5:The Hideaway Any one devils? Hey, the hideaway Any one of them. Let me see Like five of them.
Speaker 2:What else did we have?
Speaker 5:One's got a dungeon the keyboard.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think what other ones we had. That was on copy. I'll come back next. We won't get shots out to to the little hood bars, what up? You said another one, which one? O'brien, I know I've been there the Blaze oh the oh dog, the Blaze was hood Metro Center. Yeah, oh my lord, the Blaze was so hood I moved. Yeah, oh my Lord, the Blaze was so hood I moved out. Here I felt right at home.
Speaker 5:Oh man, you know what my place used to be. Tell us the Steak Joint. What's the Steak Joint on 51st 50?
Speaker 2:Oh God damn it Well, we did not talk the outro Barbecues, Not barbecues. Oh God damn it. Well, we did not talk to outro Barbecue's. Not barbecue's, but hey, barbecue's is good.
Speaker 5:Because there was two places to go back in the day. There was Steak joint.
Speaker 2:But Barbecue's got to expand.
Speaker 1:We'd like to thank our special guest, our beautiful Jess, it's going to come to me For joining us.
Speaker 2:Did you come back? Alright, see, I told y'all. We gotta go ahead. We gotta balance out some of this testosterone, because I know these three dudes, they always talking so aggressive, so we had to bring a nice, beautiful young lady in here to just soften it up. You know, every now and again. Obviously we had Rosalinda a couple episodes ago, so all we did we just deal with beauty on this podcast. Right Right, joe, you're a beautiful guy, so are you Bosco? I know no, I'm just messing around.
Speaker 5:Anyway, I absolutely.
Speaker 1:I almost called a cramp.
Speaker 2:Listen, I can't stand that Wait, listen, hey, you know what?
Speaker 5:I said there's enough love to go around. What's going on here?
Speaker 2:Look, Hold on hey when I sat up here and was like talking ish. Oh, I know I felt my leg lock up Like Talking ish, but I know I feel my leg lock up. Hold on, let me take that back. No, no, no. Thank you, I really appreciate the compliments.
Speaker 3:Because, you know, it's nice to be humble.
Speaker 2:You got something to say.
Speaker 6:No, not really. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right, everybody, everybody, it's been real until next time.
Speaker 4:Thanks for showing up good holla peace.