The Joys and Challenges of Being a Fan

Ever found yourself debating whether the Iron Bowl is more thrilling than a national championship? Join us as we kick off a laughter-filled journey through sports fandom and cinema classics, featuring a playful skirmish over the Alabama football team's playoff absence. Bosco, Superman, Silky, and Rodeo bring to life the nostalgia of "The Color Purple" and throw in jabs at fictional oddities like Bizarro for good measure. Special guest "Just Jess" sprinkles in her own flair, adding layers to the banter and keeping the energy high.

Curious about what makes people tick when it comes to their favorite sports teams? We unravel the quirks of fandom, ponder the age-old question of whether to use "we" when cheering, and touch on the progress in respectful language around historical racial and disability terms. Our conversation takes a hilarious detour through the infamous Million Dollar Ice Challenge, exploring the bizarre and comedic lengths people might go to for cash, including a curious look at the icy urinal phenomenon. With a mix of laughter and incredulity, we navigate these outrageous scenarios with our guests, creating comedic chemistry along the way.

Feeling nostalgic for breakfast cereals and childhood thrills? We reminisce about near-death experiences on the freeway, powerlifting escapades, and the simple joy of a good cereal debate. Whether it's Apple Jacks or Frosted Flakes, we share our favorites and the quirky ways we make them even better. As we wind down with reflections on fantasy football and the intricate dance of wins, losses, and unexpected outcomes, we toast to new champions and shared memories. Get ready for a whirlwind of camaraderie, humor, and the pure joy of recollection!

Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!

Transcript

Speaker 1 0:02

Okay, yeah, here we go.

Speaker 2 0:05

They do. They hit the crowd button last week. I can't remember. No, you didn't. I didn't. No, you didn't. Oh, it's true. Oh, yay, we're back For another week. Yes, sir, we got some special guests that shall remain anonymous or nameless, because they might want to say something crazy on the mic, you never know. And we may have another special guest coming in two seconds. Okay, there we go. Welcome back to the nobody's talking podcast. This is your boy, uh, bosco, that's it Bosco aka no, just hey.

Speaker 2 0:59

Bosco, bosco aka computer love. Shout out to Roger Troutman, the real Auto-tuned. I can't even do it.

Speaker 1 1:13

Anyway, this is your boy Bosco, to my left.

Speaker 4 1:18

It is Rod, aka Silky. He's back Two weeks In a row. Hey man, it's Christmas time.

Speaker 2 1:30

I got to get up. Hold up. Thank you, that's all I wanted. Is that too much to ask for? Let me get that. Silky got to get that Silky To my left.

Speaker 3 1:41

Hey, I'm the one, and only I'm Rodeo. Uh-oh what. Alabama didn't make the playoffs, sure didn't. Oh, hey, I ain't gonna play the.

Speaker 2 1:50

I ain't gonna play the Crawl for that.

Speaker 3 1:51

Oh no, they didn't make the playoffs.

Speaker 2 1:53

Hey, I don't even care, we made it.

Speaker 3 1:55

It don't make no damn difference. We didn't make the playoffs After that last game of the season.

Speaker 2 1:59

The season is over in my eyes.

Speaker 3 2:01

All I know is we won the Iron Bowl.

Speaker 5 2:06

That's the one that count. That's right, baby, I can't even say that we won the.

Speaker 2 2:09

Iron Bowl baby Roll Tide. Hey Roll Tide. Ohio State can win the national championship. I'm still be upset.

Speaker 3 2:17

That's right, you're supposed to be?

Speaker 4 2:19

Save the coach's job.

Speaker 3 2:20

Y'all ain't making so bad. You got a double conundrum. Y'all made the motherfucking bowl.

Speaker 1 2:29

Ain't that damn shame.

Speaker 3 2:31

That motherfucker couldn't go to the bowl game today bitch, so we starting out like that Shots fired.

Speaker 5 2:39

Hey man, I'm just saying Damn why you got to be so cruel John and they on probation. That's true For sign stealing.

Speaker 2 2:49

That's how they have this shit, they're going to keep twisting the knife.

Speaker 3 2:53

Hey, you know what? Maybe y'all should change the signs.

Speaker 4 2:58

Wait, hold on, you care more about the Iron Bowl than the national championship. Yes, absolutely, absolutely, that's just an Ohio?

Speaker 5 3:04

Yes, absolutely, that's just the Ohio State.

Speaker 2 3:05

Absolutely, I swear to. God if they win the national championship? Did you just say that, hey, shawad, you're not from where we're from? Did you just say that You're not See when you're on the outside looking in? It's easy to say that, like that, arizona, arizona State, he's a no man. Washington, washington State, yeah, whatever you like a gypsy.

Speaker 5 3:30

Dark ways To his left and to his left. Superman is in the building.

Speaker 2 3:37

No, he's not, he's sitting over here. I told you, I told you, I told you, I do got it Girl.

Speaker 5 3:43

Hey, what's that fake Superman's name? What's his name? Retardo, oh damn.

Speaker 1 3:47

Shots fired. I thought his name was Retardo, I thought his name was oh, my God.

Speaker 3 3:51

It's Bizarro, oh my.

Speaker 5 3:53

God Shots fired. He said it ain't Retardo, it's Bizarro.

Speaker 2 4:00

Well, see it. And to his left, oh yeah, it's just Jess.

Speaker 5 4:06

Just Jess, just Jess. Back in the house, jess is back for another, just Jess.

Speaker 2 4:11

That's right. Two weeks in a row.

Speaker 3 4:13

My name is Jess, and besides, you can't say that word, no more. Anyway, fuckers, you can't.

Speaker 5 4:20

My bad, you better be saying your damn shit, no I couldn't think of his name, but I knew it was Something. You can't, my bad, though I'm going to be saying your damn shit.

Speaker 2 4:26

I can't think of his name, but I'll do something like this. We're going to get canceled.

Speaker 5 4:30

I'm just saying it's because he can't say that shit hey hey, hey, you can't say that word, no more.

Speaker 3 4:38

You can say any words you want, it's still in the dictionary, you can say it it's still in the dictionary.

Speaker 1 4:42

You're in the dictionary. You can say it Still in the dictionary.

Speaker 3 4:44

You gonna tell me I can't say no word that's in the dictionary.

Speaker 5 4:46

I can understand if I was making up a word.

Speaker 3 4:50

You just did Retardo. How can you be tarted twice? Thank you.

Speaker 5 5:02

I take it back, I take it back, I take it back. Let me eat them words.

Speaker 3 5:10

Thank you, sir, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 5:16

That was kind of crunchy.

Speaker 3 5:17

Thank you.

Speaker 5 5:21

My bad.

Speaker 2 5:23

Rod is going to lead us off with Today's first topic. Come on my first topic Welcome to the Tabernacle.

Speaker 1 5:30

You know what I thought you was going to lead us in prayer.

Speaker 4 5:33

I know right. Everybody bow your heads.

Speaker 2 5:35

Y'all can sit up here and donate. We have Bank of Wales, fargo, america, chase Credit Union, desert Diamond Footprint Center, pnc, pnc, aka, where the white women at AKA. Blazing Saddles AKA.

Speaker 4 6:05

Did you tell Hoppo to beat me?

Speaker 3 6:10

That's what bank we're at anyway, oh, that sweet white neck too.

Speaker 1 6:18

I'm going to need a minute Batsky.

Speaker 3 6:19

I'm going to need a minute.

Speaker 2 6:22

Hey, you never seen Color Purple, the original, have you? I have? Have you seen the original Color Purple?

Speaker 4 6:30

Who was it? Hold on, she said she watched old movies.

Speaker 3 6:32

I don't know the name of anything you can ask him.

Speaker 6 6:35

Oprah's in it. Well, I know Oprah, everybody knows Oprah.

Speaker 3 6:38

First, thing you should have said was Oprah's in it. I'm sorry, she did say she watched old movies. Okay. I said I don't watch new movies. Well, I'm sorry. No, no, she did say she watched old movies and shit, okay.

Speaker 1 6:45

Yeah.

Speaker 6 6:46

I said I don't watch new movies. Oh, you don't watch new movies. That's what I said.

Speaker 4 6:49

So you haven't watched a new one yet.

Speaker 3 6:51

It's not a movie, it's a play. I ain't watched it either, and it suck ass.

Speaker 2 6:55

Does it? Oh, what the Color Purple.

Speaker 3 6:57

The play.

Speaker 2 7:01

That movie is fantastic Musical, whatever the fuck it is.

Speaker 3 7:04

Musical play. Whatever, to me it was a play.

Speaker 2 7:06

Has anybody seen?

Speaker 4 7:11

Wicked. No, I don't do musicals.

Speaker 6 7:14

I saw the play like a long time ago, see.

Speaker 5 7:16

That's a play, too, turned into a movie.

Speaker 2 7:21

And I will tell you the musical idea, like now I can tell you Cats In. And I will tell you the musical idea Now I can tell you In its entirety I do like cats, but real cats Anyway. I've never seen, I've never seen the Wizard of Oz All the way through. Wait, hold on, hold on, listen now.

Speaker 3 7:49

Are you serious Right now? That's crazy.

Speaker 2 7:51

No, seriously. The Wizard of Oz, yeah, you serious. Guess what I have seen though? The Wiz, the Wiz, damn right Multiple times.

Speaker 3 8:00

Are you serious?

Speaker 2 8:01

Sure enough, I mean I've probably seen it enough To know I know times Are you serious? Sure enough, I mean I've probably seen it enough to know I know the wait first off the Wicked Witch. You're the West or the East, the?

Speaker 1 8:14

West.

Speaker 3 8:15

The Wicked.

Speaker 2 8:15

Witch or the West.

Speaker 3 8:16

Yes.

Speaker 2 8:16

Okay, yeah, joe likes to correct people. Because, then, I said remember what I gave. I said homeboy's name, he said oh, it's Willem. When I said William Defoe, he said it's Willem.

Speaker 6 8:29

Well, at least he's right.

Speaker 2 8:31

His name is William.

Speaker 6 8:32

No, it's not Google. Google it right now. You can't spell.

Speaker 4 8:36

We fact-checking Google.

Speaker 6 8:38

It's Willem.

Speaker 5 8:39

We fact-checking.

Speaker 4 8:40

Speaking of play W-I-L-L-E.

Speaker 3 8:42

Hey, I've seen Platoon enough to know it's Willem.

Speaker 1 8:45

Yeah, it's Willem.

Speaker 3 8:47

You ain't never seen Platoon. Oh man, Come on. That should be like an every year thing. Watch Platoon, Platoon. Let me see Platoon.

Speaker 4 8:55

Heartbreak Ridge. Heartbreak Ridge. What's?

Speaker 3 9:02

the other one. Why did you, oh, what was it?

Speaker 1 9:04

Starts with an F.

Speaker 3 9:06

The deer hunter no.

Speaker 1 9:08

That's good right there, not that's how I am.

Speaker 2 9:10

It's gonna pop. It's gonna pop up.

Speaker 1 9:12

You can't spell.

Speaker 3 9:13

Apocalypse Now, that was good. Apocalypse Now, what is the?

Speaker 6 9:17

other one, willem.

Speaker 4 9:19

Full metal jacket. Full metal jacket Okay.

Speaker 5 9:21

Hold on. Now Start with an F. Hold up.

Speaker 3 9:24

That's it. Y'all got your own. Y'all still Googling. We don't fact check shit on here. No, I know we don't Exactly, but it is Willem, I'm fact checking today.

Speaker 6 9:35

It's Willem. You know why yes.

Speaker 3 9:36

I agree with you.

Speaker 6 9:37

Thank you.

Speaker 3 9:37

Thank you. You're about like the only female that ever let me be right.

Speaker 6 9:46

You deserve every now and then.

Speaker 3 9:47

Yeah, I know, and you thinking Fucking 40 years of this shit's enough.

Speaker 2 9:52

Bang Biscuit Sherrod. What? Tell them to pay up, nigga, pay up. Okay, is it? William? William James, willem Defoe, thank you, told you niggas, I mean told y'all people.

Speaker 3 10:10

You can't use that word no more, and I'm gonna say you can't say that either, but that's what I had to find out.

Speaker 2 10:15

I tried to tell y'all I know this guy, you know him. Well, I don't know him, but I know somebody that know him. And I asked when he said it the one time. Hey, you know, I got a bodyguard buddy okay, and see what I mean he said his name is william, but his nickname is william, so both of y'all right.

Speaker 3 10:36

Okay, now here's the thing. Thank you for letting me be right for a moment okay, because I can't get nowhere with this motherfucker here and all I'm saying is I appreciate you for being tactfully telling me I ain't got no sense.

Speaker 5 10:56

I appreciate that you did it tactfully.

Speaker 4 11:00

Hey man, tactfully, he shops at Kohl's.

Speaker 3 11:05

He does all that. He do it very tactfully, like Target yeah.

Speaker 4 11:09

Yeah, he don't go to Walmart. William DeFoe.

Speaker 2 11:13

Willa hey Target has nice outfits.

Speaker 3 11:17

For $107 for one shirt. I'm saying that's okay, it was fun while it lasted. You know, I was right for a little bit. I mean.

Speaker 5 11:26

No, you still, you're right.

Speaker 4 11:28

Like Superman said, you're both right, you gotta own it.

Speaker 3 11:31

You're both right. No, you can't both be.

Speaker 6 11:34

No, because if you're wrong, that means I'm wrong and I can't be wrong, so you're right.

Speaker 3 11:38

You're a female, you can always be half right.

Speaker 4 11:42

They just like to think they right. No, they always Half right, no, no no.

Speaker 3 11:46

I was half right. Okay, whatever.

Speaker 2 11:49

Alright, well, check this out then, joe, I got something for you, okay, cause I know you On the Y'all know TikTok Is about to end, right? No way Is it January 9th? No, it's gotta be.

Speaker 3 12:02

It's gotta be After inauguration day, tell me if it's gonna end. So it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 12:05

No, it's got to be after inauguration day, so if you're going to end, so it's going to be after January 20th.

Speaker 3 12:08

It has to be Okay. Just can't end it.

Speaker 2 12:09

It ain't in office yet, well y'all see the UFOs in New Jersey those are drones or the drones?

Speaker 3 12:16

Those are drones. Yes, those are drones.

Speaker 2 12:18

Tell us, joe, because I know you on this story what about it? You on the story, what about it? About the drones in New Jersey, what they doing up there.

Speaker 3 12:25

They taking pictures of everybody. Why ain't nobody saying nothing? That's just some neighborhood people playing around. That shit ain't.

Speaker 5 12:30

Ain't no military shit.

Speaker 2 12:31

And they say them things they say they, big like buses, shout out to Johnny's house. That's where I get all my information.

Speaker 5 12:38

They ain't. They just scoop up people. Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 4 12:42

June 19.

Speaker 2 12:43

No TikTok. Oh, that's June 19?. Yeah, inauguration. Hey, we did fact check twice.

Speaker 3 12:49

This show. All I'm saying is like that was, I mean a drone the size of a bus. Right, that's a plane, that ain't a drone.

Speaker 2 13:00

That's a personal drone.

Speaker 3 13:01

That's like maybe they all got personal drones how that's a personal drone.

Speaker 2 13:03

Maybe they all got personal drones how many did they see up there Three, it was a couple. Have you seen them?

Speaker 3 13:08

Because they do have the personal drones. Google the ones you can ride on. They have the personal ones you can ride on and all that stuff. So maybe they see those. I don't know. I'm not in New Jersey and I probably never would go there. You're not a Nets fan. No, there's nothing in New Jersey and I probably never would go there.

Speaker 2 13:25

You're not a Nets fan.

Speaker 3 13:26

No, there's nothing in New Jersey Jets, whatever.

Speaker 2 13:32

The Giants. I thought you looked up the, did you see?

Speaker 3 13:37

it Rob. No, the Jets are in New Jersey and the Jets in New Jersey.

Speaker 2 13:42

I don't know. Actually, the Jets are in Long Island, but they do play in New Jersey. I don't know. Yeah, well, actually the Jets are in Long Island, long Island, but they do play in New Jersey. But the Giants are in New Jersey, but they both play in Midlife. Yeah, they both play in New Jersey, but the Jets are actually.

Speaker 3 13:55

How you going to be in New York Giants if you fucking in New Jersey.

Speaker 4 13:59

Hey, we, the San Francisco 49ers, and we in Santa Clara. It is what it is. What's this? We shit, we we. I bought three hats.

Speaker 5 14:09

That makes it we. That's because you can get them on.

Speaker 1 14:10

Discord hey, wink wink.

Speaker 2 14:12

Hey, here's a good question. When are you allowed to say we, when you're?

Speaker 5 14:17

speaking.

Speaker 3 14:18

French as a fan. No, yeah, no.

Speaker 2 14:23

When are you allowed to say we as a fan? Because I say we college, because we, that's where I'm from, that's my territory. I'd say Bama Protein. You know I'll be like but halftime when I talk about them, I just say you know the team.

Speaker 4 14:43

If you support a team, you can address them as we.

Speaker 5 14:46

As long as you have a long standing relationship with your team who won the Rams World Series Dodgers.

Speaker 3 14:59

We did Go. I always say Say ho.

Speaker 2 15:08

Oh my god.

Speaker 3 15:08

Shay, how do you say it? They gonna.

Speaker 2 15:10

They gonna expose you as a Dodger fan. Shohei, oh yeah, I know, huh yeah, cause you not a Dodger fan? Well, they didn't. They didn't mess around, no cause you.

Speaker 3 15:18

You know what they say you have to go, you stop.

Speaker 2 15:21

No go say ho. Somebody say that. Say ho, old Tony, that's the pitcher's name, you stop. No go say ho. Say ho. Say ho, ohtani, that's the pitcher's name show him Dodger. Blue, he just got there show him and guess where he came from Dodger Blue right down the street. He was in Orange County, mookie Betts you gotta, you gotta I don't know about that one.

Speaker 2 15:41

Kevin Klinkscale, you're gonna be a fan. You gotta know the lingo. I don't know about that one. Kevin Klinkscale, you're going to be a fan. You got to know the lingo. I don't know who. Kevin Klinkscale?

Speaker 3 15:45

is you know you sound like that guy.

Speaker 2 15:47

He play hockey.

Speaker 1 15:48

You sound like the guy on the commercial.

Speaker 3 15:50

You sound like the guy on the commercial, like high tide, all right, high tide, high tide. Excuse me, it's road tide.

Speaker 2 15:59

Tell me, you know, you know, huh he was like that. If you know, you know, you know, you know.

Speaker 5 16:07

Yeah, they were about to jump in at that dude too.

Speaker 2 16:09

He was like high tide.

Speaker 5 16:10

They were like oh whoa, what are you talking about See? So now Retard, oh Lord.

Speaker 2 16:18

God and listen. We don't edit or anything. Whatever is said, damn said, comes directly through.

Speaker 6 16:27

I mean, you can say it if you are one.

Speaker 5 16:29

Yep, there you go. See, I'm definitely one.

Speaker 6 16:32

I mean, if you're.

Speaker 4 16:33

They would never call themselves retard.

Speaker 6 16:35

How do you know? Do you know any?

Speaker 4 16:37

Yes, I do know some. They don't call them, they're just mentally challenged.

Speaker 5 16:43

Mentally challenged.

Speaker 2 16:44

Oh, mentally challenged? They did say that that word is technically correct, but people- don't say it anymore.

Speaker 6 16:52

Okay, they always replace those words with longer words.

Speaker 5 16:55

That's like people don't say it anymore. There's a lot of shit that you just say back in the day.

Speaker 2 17:00

I still do.

Speaker 5 17:01

Okay, then Bulldogging.

Speaker 3 17:03

I still say it no. Back in the day day they would say they had mongoloid disease.

Speaker 4 17:08

What I had never heard, that one Bullshit Google it Mongoloid.

Speaker 3 17:12

Google it, google it.

Speaker 2 17:13

Google it and everything I know Fact check.

Speaker 3 17:15

That's what they thought autism was. They would say they had mongoloid disease.

Speaker 4 17:19

Oh that's the right word Autistic.

Speaker 3 17:21

The thing was is that it was offensive to Asians so they had to change it to something else.

Speaker 2 17:28

Hey y'all, we might be gone for a couple weeks.

Speaker 5 17:31

I think we will get canceled.

Speaker 4 17:33

Oh damn, come on man.

Speaker 3 17:36

Back in the day, there was only three races what Kakasoi, nicaragua and.

Speaker 1 17:42

Mongoloid Damn.

Speaker 4 17:46

I ain't never heard of that. Oh my God, Someone Google it. Just Jess is on it.

Speaker 3 17:51

Kakazoid? What Mongoloid? No, I'm texting.

Speaker 6 17:55

I ain't Googling nothing.

Speaker 4 17:57

Two or three races right there, Kakazoid, what that sound like an alien. Now ain't nobody going to Google hey.

Speaker 2 18:04

Rob, you're the one with the computer. No, rob, we normally Google right here, though.

Speaker 3 18:09

That's right you in the Google chair. Cock, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 18:13

How I spell cockazoid.

Speaker 3 18:17

You know how I spell cockazoid.

Speaker 4 18:20

Okay, cockazoid, all right, cockazoid. Okay, cockasoid, all right, cockasoid. Okay, here we go. Cockasoid is an outdated term for racial classification of humans that is based on a theory of biological race that has been disproven.

Speaker 6 18:36

Where do you know all these big words from?

Speaker 3 18:38

Because they taught them in school. He paid attention in school, he's smart.

Speaker 6 18:43

They don't teach us those words.

Speaker 5 18:44

They don't teach us those words Smart't. Teach us those words Smarty arty. He said not anymore.

Speaker 3 18:48

Maybe when you were in school. Yeah, when we were in school, we didn't have eight colors In the crayon box. What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 18:56

Alright, mongoloid, hold on. I found that one. A person belonging to the division Of humankind, including indigenous what this ain't right? This says indigenous people. A person belonging to the division of humankind, including indigenous what this ain't right? This says indigenous people in Asia. There you go, east Asia, right that's what he just said, he just said that, but you said it called autistic people.

Speaker 5 19:15

He gets a pay-per-view.

Speaker 1 19:16

No, no, no, he said East Asia I said in the beginning East Asia can't be Asia.

Speaker 3 19:22

Right the term autism was not around. What part of East Asia is that? They said when a kid was born with autism, they didn't call him autistic. They said oh, he has the mongoloid disease. What was the other one? Because of his slanted eyes, nigazoid, I'm not kidding you. I don't know why you don't know this stuff. You done been to every high school in America.

Speaker 5 19:45

You only went to four.

Speaker 2 19:51

You only went to one high school, right? How many schools total From K through 12?

Speaker 4 20:00

Probably eight Military Military brat so.

Speaker 2 20:03

I've at least eight Military.

Speaker 4 20:06

Military brat, so I've been to a lot of schools, but I only went to one high school Interesting. But, up until high school I went to three different middle schools and four different elementary schools.

Speaker 2 20:23

Wow, so middle was it seventh, 8th or 6th, 7th, so it depends because, like in Texas, I went to. Because technically I went to junior high school Junior high school?

Speaker 4 20:33

yeah, no, middle school was 7th 8th yeah, it went middle school. Yeah.

Speaker 3 20:37

Like after all that man. Our shit went K through 12. Like Little House on the Prairie, Sit your dumb ass in there and can't read if you want to there was a lunch line with first graders, it seems.

Speaker 5 20:58

You going to eat your cornbread?

Speaker 3 21:01

No, but it changed by the time.

Speaker 1 21:03

I got there.

Speaker 2 21:04

Right right.

Speaker 3 21:05

By the time I was in fourth grade, it went from. Y'all went to a different school, no same school. They just shut down that. They just shipped the high schoolers off somewhere else and we went from K to 8.

Speaker 2 21:19

All right, who's ready to talk about some conspiracies? Do it, let's do it. Conspiracies, I mean, you know we're going to let Ron go.

Speaker 1 21:27

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 21:28

Because we started to, because you know, a lot of times we get going before the podcast even start.

Speaker 4 21:33

And then I'm talking about the CEO shooter. Oh yeah, oh yeah, they paid him.

Speaker 2 21:38

So y'all really think he got paid. Yeah, hell, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 21:40

From his family.

Speaker 5 21:41

His family or somebody.

Speaker 2 21:44

Somebody that know his family. He's the sacrificial lamb.

Speaker 5 21:46

Exactly. I bet you don't live to see his birthday.

Speaker 4 21:49

I saw on the news today that he wasn't even a member of UnitedHealthcare.

Speaker 5 21:53

Right, that's how you know he was paid.

Speaker 4 21:58

Now you got people out here donating money to his cause and all this type of stuff.

Speaker 5 22:05

Hey, had he been one of us, oh nigga, he would have been dead in the street, exclude one of us. Had he been one of us, you already know it was like oh, we found him. He had the note on him this motherfucker dead.

Speaker 3 22:14

Oh he black White sheet over. Yeah, we ain't done.

Speaker 6 22:25

The thing is he's alive and they ain't gonna want him to talk, so he gonna mysteriously hang himself. Have you guys seen the videos? Of him being arrested and stuff being what Arrested Like how he's fighting back and everything, and they're barely using any force to hold that guy.

Speaker 3 22:34

Oh, they do that all the time, it's just so, so light in the ass.

Speaker 5 22:38

They do that all the time. You gotta let the American people know.

Speaker 4 22:43

We got women out here proposing to the dude.

Speaker 6 22:46

Oh yeah, really you think he's good looking, he's good looking.

Speaker 4 22:49

You think he's good looking Bad boy, uh-oh, uh-oh.

Speaker 6 22:53

I'm not going to go and marry the dude Might be a little spark. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 22:58

I feel, a connection.

Speaker 6 22:59

He's good looking.

Speaker 5 23:00

You feel a connection.

Speaker 1 23:01

That's what it's going to take, do you? Think what he did was okay.

Speaker 6 23:05

I don't agree on killing people In the back of the head.

Speaker 5 23:10

Execution style.

Speaker 6 23:12

I just said I don't agree on killing people. Why are you coming?

Speaker 5 23:14

at me. I'm sorry. If you're going to kill somebody, there's a special way to do it, really, in the heat of the night. Like a ninja, you're in and out. Nobody sees you.

Speaker 2 23:33

Hey, Rob was right about the. I thought it was a shotgun. No, it was a handgun with a spike.

Speaker 5 23:40

Yeah, one of them 3D printed. 3d printed.

Speaker 2 23:44

Dude, how do they let?

Speaker 5 23:45

that stuff happen, man you can get a 3D printed 3D, printed Dude.

Speaker 2 23:47

How do they?

Speaker 1 23:47

let that stuff happen. You can get a 3D printer.

Speaker 5 23:51

Print your own gun. Well, he might have printed it at the library.

Speaker 2 23:56

That's what they kept saying A ghost gun.

Speaker 3 23:59

There ain't no serial number he printed it at the library too.

Speaker 5 24:02

He could have just dropped it. That's going to be the next thing. Just threw it at the library too. He could have just dropped it.

Speaker 2 24:06

That's going to be the next thing. If I shave the serial number off my gun, is it a ghost gun?

Speaker 4 24:13

They'll be able to track it.

Speaker 2 24:14

They probably got that thing. They probably have it somewhere.

Speaker 3 24:18

They'll go by the molding or the casting or whatever. It's probably got a casting number somewhere you got gunpowder on your hands.

Speaker 2 24:27

I know for sure too, it's like up underneath. I think I've turned it up, I think so I'm talking about. You have the serial number, but they would have a casting number, right?

Speaker 3 24:36

right right, and they know it came from that cast or that mold or whatever, or that mold or whatever. So, y'all, that's the only conspiracy we got today, Nah, so wait so you do y'all think so I sent the thing yesterday saying that the person at McDonald's might not get their money.

Speaker 1 24:57

Right, right, oh my God.

Speaker 4 25:03

Yeah, oh, yeah, oh my god yeah.

Speaker 5 25:11

Oh snaps.

Speaker 3 25:13

Oh shit.

Speaker 4 25:14

We're not allowed to say that on the mic, no more. Oh shit, hold up.

Speaker 2 25:20

Hold up.

Speaker 3 25:24

My hitter, my hitter, no, my hitter.

Speaker 2 25:26

How young? How young? No, you say what you want to say, that's right.

Speaker 4 25:30

Yeah, hey, bring it hey.

Speaker 5 25:33

Silky back, baby. This is Silky what's up my G what's?

Speaker 3 25:35

good with you Silky back oh shit.

Speaker 2 25:40

I'm glad we got a real reaction.

Speaker 4 25:42

Come on in here. Come on in here. Come on in man.

Speaker 3 25:44

I was expecting this is.

Speaker 2 25:46

Just Jess.

Speaker 3 25:47

Just Jess.

Speaker 4 25:54

Our special guest for the second week in a row. Everybody knows, or you should remember, who this is there you go.

Speaker 2 26:02

I was expecting All the witching actors.

Speaker 3 26:08

I was expecting Casino, man. I was like you had me thinking Casino was coming, hey okay, everybody we like to introduce.

Speaker 2 26:27

Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Hope, anyway, christian is in the building.

Speaker 4 26:38

What's up everybody, how you doing it's been a minute. Huh, it's been a long minute.

Speaker 2 26:41

You know, cass sit up here being like oh man, what's Christian?

Speaker 4 26:44

at.

Speaker 2 26:45

No, it's been like a long, long time. It's been a long minute. You know, Cass sit up here being like oh man, we're Christian and that. No, it's been like a long long time.

Speaker 3 26:48

It's been over a year Since you're back. We go right to the feet.

Speaker 2 26:53

Hey, we can't do that two weeks in a row.

Speaker 4 26:55

You know what? You know what. We did that last week. I know, I know I listen, I was listening, hey, and you, I was listening, and you know what?

Speaker 6 27:08

Inquiring minds. Don't look at me, you keep your eyes to yourself.

Speaker 1 27:12

You ain't got nice feet.

Speaker 6 27:15

I'm about to put my shoes back on.

Speaker 4 27:16

You ain't got nice feet, oh shit, you got your shoes up. You know we can see through the socks right.

Speaker 6 27:24

I'm about to put my shoes back on.

Speaker 5 27:25

He's like hey glass table, it's a glass table, it's a glass table, oh man.

Speaker 4 27:36

But, ladies and gentlemen, for those of you who don't know, this is the one they call Christian, and it feels great to be back. Unfortunately, this is probably going to be a one-shot or maybe, you know, just every once in a while type of thing, but if nobody has said in a long time, this episode of Nobody's Talking Podcast is brought to you by Nike. You know, just do it and show it.

Speaker 2 28:02

Hey, here we go. Here we go oh and also last time. I said butterfly.

Speaker 1 28:11

But dragonfly.

Speaker 2 28:13

Yeah, dragonfly Watercup, dragonfly Nutribullet.

Speaker 4 28:22

Pay us and Beats by Dre. Beats by Dre and Beats by Dre. Beats by Dre, not JVC, because I just bought these motherfuckers today and they're already broke. Damn, not JVC, not JVC.

Speaker 2 28:42

So what's up, man? We're going to let you have the flow. Go ahead, yeah.

Speaker 4 28:49

Well, people 2023 tried to kill you boy. Y'all keep talking while I got a photo that I wanted to show y'all with a story.

Speaker 1 29:01

So carry on.

Speaker 4 29:02

All right Good.

The Million Dollar Ice Challenge

Speaker 2 29:04

Next. So what'd y'all with a story? So carry on, all right, goodness. So, hey, what'd y'all say? So that's the only conspiracy that we have. We got, you got, you got some conspiracies. Hey, wait, what about that? The booty bandit dude? Oh man, was that? Was that old or new, I think?

Speaker 4 29:17

it was old, oh, it just popped up, all right, never mind.

Speaker 1 29:22

Yeah, he old man, he don't care no more. So that's why he just like Fuck it.

Speaker 5 29:25

I don't care, I like booty.

Speaker 2 29:27

What if I say I like booty, he called you cute too, didn't he man, that shit was so funny, and he only had.

Speaker 5 29:32

He said I think you cute. He only had like Three teeth in the front, just like.

Speaker 4 29:37

You know the dude's married right. So I saw another video when he was like yeah, my wife knows I like booty. I was like damn. I sent it to you. She's like yeah, she knows I like booty. Oh, wow, wow.

Speaker 3 29:51

Man. He talking about the booty warrior from the Boondocks.

Speaker 5 29:56

We saw like the real real thing he making himself famous Felice Johnson Shout out to Felice.

Speaker 1 30:01

Johnson, felice.

Speaker 4 30:02

Johnson Shout out to Felice Johnson. That's right.

Speaker 3 30:06

Man, come in here like that Somebody be all in your butt, you know booty more important Than water.

Speaker 5 30:14

I was just like man who is this dude, get the fuck out of here, yeah, for real.

Speaker 4 30:20

I would. Man, what would you do If he approached you like that? He was like hey, I'm gonna put it this.

Speaker 5 30:24

He approached you like that.

Speaker 1 30:25

He was like hey, I'm gonna put it this way, I think you cute, he's like Me.

Speaker 3 30:30

I'd tell him Straight up, I got some Hard way over here.

Speaker 2 30:34

I got some. What would you do? I'd choose the hard way. Alright, here we go.

Speaker 3 30:38

Y'all ready, okay.

Speaker 2 30:40

Alright, now I'm trying to. I'm trying to come up with it. What's my normal dollar amount? I'm not doing a billion.

Speaker 5 30:51

One gazillion dollars.

Speaker 4 30:53

A million. Wait, hold on, let's do 500 million.

Speaker 2 30:58

No, let's do 500,000. 500,000. 500,000, okay, 500,000.

Speaker 3 31:00

You know, you cheap anyway.

Speaker 2 31:03

So you want to do 500,000? Depends on what it is, yeah or $750,000.

Speaker 3 31:06

Man, you know, you KD, you know how you go to the urinal.

Speaker 2 31:10

You know how they got the flushless urinals right.

Speaker 2 31:12

Yeah, okay, now how much? Uh, if, would you Like the ice? You know when, when you go to the urine on a dude's pee on how much would you eat some of that ice? For $750,000? How much, yeah, for $750,000? Would you eat some of that ice For a million dollars? We back at a million. Where the hell you come up with this shit? Hell, no, oh, you want to know where I come up with it from? Well, actually, I work in the streets when I'm not working here, so I was using a bathroom and they just filled it up with ice, so see.

Speaker 2 31:54

I'm going to tell you what I do. I'm always thinking about the podcast. I'm going to tell you Bringing guests or coming up with crazy topics. Okay, people love these topics. So for $1 million, are you going to eat that ice? Well, first of all, I mean I know it's going to melt.

Speaker 3 32:12

I done been down there all over these United States, hey, you know what? And I ain't never seen no goddamn ice in the gas station. You ain't never seen ice in the gas station, but I seen a lot of ice in the goddamn bar.

Speaker 4 32:24

Yeah. You ain't never seen ice in the, but I seen a lot of ice in the goddamn bar. Yeah, you ain't never. Oh yeah, you ain't never seen ice in the urinal.

Speaker 3 32:28

No, you ain't Not in the gas station.

Speaker 5 32:31

In the bars. I've seen it. I've seen that shit in the bar.

Speaker 2 32:35

They got a lot of magic gas stations. I ain't never seen it in the gas station. Well, okay, anyway, I'm just saying it sure don't matter where you sure you ain't make it right and went into the bar Nah. I know, exactly. It don't matter where it's at. We can't let you steer the show that way.

Speaker 3 32:55

No you know exactly what I mean, though. I'm just saying I know what you mean, but I just ain't never seen one.

Speaker 2 33:00

For a million dollars are you going to? Eat the pee, pee out the ice pee cubes for a million dollars.

Speaker 3 33:08

No, I've peed on one, so I ain't really like it that much.

Speaker 4 33:12

Story time.

Speaker 3 33:14

Story time. Story time.

Speaker 4 33:16

We need the back story.

Speaker 3 33:18

I'm good on that.

Speaker 1 33:20

I got peed on once.

Speaker 4 33:20

We not going there, no we not going there, steve Aura, you wasn't a victim, was you?

Speaker 5 33:25

Joe, how much ice I'm supposed to eat. Like a cup of ice?

Speaker 2 33:28

Yeah, like a cup full A cup of ice Like a 32-ounce cup.

Speaker 5 33:33

No, that's two cups. Okay, okay, that's two cups.

Speaker 3 33:43

Yeah, yeah that'd probably eat that.

Speaker 2 33:44

No, I got to be from the man's bathroom.

Speaker 5 33:46

Is it my piss?

Speaker 2 33:48

No, I can do it if it's my piss. No, it's everybody's.

Speaker 4 33:51

You just got to go take a cup and scoop it.

Speaker 3 33:54

No, definitely not, I'm just saying Do you have to drink the bottom.

Speaker 2 34:05

Oh man, you got to get the rest of it.

Speaker 3 34:05

Everything has to be gone. Hand up to the note. Well, I'm just saying, though, if it came from the female bathroom.

Speaker 1 34:08

I'd do that $1 million.

Speaker 2 34:10

No, you don't want to do that. Hey, I was sitting up here peeing in the ice today at one of them urinals. This is my story.

Speaker 3 34:17

And I was like you know what?

Speaker 2 34:19

Yeah, well, in Joe's case, the bar. Okay, because I've seen it in a bar too. I just said the gas station, because I was at a gas station today and they had just put the ice there and I was like huh.

Speaker 4 34:33

I'm going to ask this question. Do that?

Speaker 2 34:35

For a million dollars. I didn't know. They still did that. Yeah, yeah, because you know it's the ones that's flushless or whatever. So they throw little ice cubes in there. I was like, okay, so this is what you would do. It's going to be at a truck stop.

Speaker 3 34:53

How many people went to?

Speaker 2 34:55

that. No, it's a truck stop and you got to drink or you got to eat two hours worth of ice. Oh, you got to be at least been in there two hours. You got to be in there two hours, no, okay, I mean, I know it's going to melt, but come on, use y'all's imagination you go ahead.

Speaker 3 35:09

I know what you're saying. They just pour it in there, right, I'll just scoop it out real fast.

Speaker 1 35:15

No, I can't For a million dollars.

Speaker 4 35:16

Hell, no, nah, that's unsanitary.

Speaker 2 35:19

Hey, now you listen, you know you said that you thought about something one time for some money.

Speaker 4 35:25

Not that, though I can't.

Speaker 2 35:28

And it had to do with the same thing, like with the urinal.

Speaker 5 35:31

Ah what.

Speaker 2 35:33

Yeah, we can't. Yeah, we had to bring that back because I don't remember that tape.

Speaker 3 35:38

yeah, tell that tape, hey episode.

Speaker 2 35:41

What I'm thinking for a million dollars no time. No, it's straight one million.

Speaker 1 35:46

No, I'm good bro yeah, I'm thinking too it's a million dollars.

Speaker 6 35:51

You know, I I could forget that memory for a million dollars getting peed on for a million dollars hell yeah a million dollars. I get peed on A million dollars, that's okay.

Speaker 3 36:00

You can pee on me for five hundred.

Speaker 5 36:02

I don't give a fuck who peed on me. That's a million dollars. You can pee on me.

Speaker 2 36:08

Not these motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 36:10

He turned it sexual he turned it sexual.

Speaker 5 36:12

Huh, you can dump a piss on me, why can't? A piss on me? That's a dude piss. Piss on me, nigga, that's a dude Pissing on me.

Speaker 3 36:18

Okay, a million dollars, nigga. So you gonna dump the pee on you or you peeing on me. Man Don't even matter.

Speaker 2 36:24

Someone just peeing on you. Hey, what if he peed Like on your back and rubbed his tip On the back of your head?

Speaker 5 36:34

Hey now you taking it there.

Speaker 3 36:36

Now you taking it there, nigga Damn.

Speaker 2 36:39

You ain't gotta look back at it though. You ain't got to look back at it All he going to do?

Speaker 1 36:48

he going to pee down your back.

Speaker 2 36:51

Oh, no, no and then he just going to rub against your bald head. No, sir oh my goodness, hey Joe. So you ain't getting peed on either.

Speaker 5 37:08

You ain't getting no tip on me.

Speaker 2 37:11

Without the tip, he's just going to put it on your shirt because you have hair, so you just got to Pull your dreads up and let him just rub it on the back of your neck.

Speaker 5 37:18

He's going to rub it on your ear.

Speaker 3 37:20

He's going to rub it on your ear.

Speaker 1 37:21

Then you got to walk around with it, you got to rub it on your ear. Nah, I'd rather go to Diddy Party.

Speaker 3 37:26

Hey, fuck that. At least I got a chance to say no about it.

Speaker 2 37:33

Oh, hell nah.

Speaker 5 37:34

So you think them motherfuckers said they was drugs. He's like man, man. What's up with this?

Speaker 3 37:39

drink. You seen me drink. I know you take a lot of drugs and goddamn do that shit, joe, be like.

Speaker 1 37:47

Hey, we can do this all night.

Speaker 5 37:48

Hey, was that antifreeze I just tasted.

Speaker 3 37:51

We can do this shit all night has.

Speaker 4 37:53

Joe's phone gone off yet. Nah, it ain't. It's cut off. Oh, it's cut off. Oh shit, okay.

Speaker 2 37:58

He didn't even touch his keys either.

Speaker 4 38:00

Has Joe been good a little bit lately, has he? He hasn't been on a word count.

Speaker 2 38:05

Oh no, we ain't cut him off in a long time.

Speaker 4 38:07

Oh shit, I see a lot has changed since I've been gone.

Speaker 2 38:15

Hey, he just wait. What did he do? Oh, you know, no, no, no, no, he'll steer the show. He'll steer the show towards the. You know, wait. What did we ask about the?

Speaker 3 38:28

I didn't steer the show?

Speaker 2 38:30

No, no, because we was talking about, oh, dating a woman at the age oh yeah, how old are you now? Christian 34. Okay, so never mind, this don't pertain to him. Yeah definitely not. This is people, that's Over 40 Kids, grown kids, maybe grandkids. Would you date a woman? We said a 4 and a 2 year old. Now, like I said, so you really can't answer. Well, hold on though. You know I am a motherfucker. What we said a four and a two-year-old Now, like I said, so you really can't answer. Well, hold on though.

Speaker 4 39:03

You know, I am a motherfucker. The young ones always like single moms. Who said anything about single? Oh my Lord, Well All right Ring the bell. Anyways, he steered it. Anyways, he steered it to Some different.

Speaker 2 39:25

Yeah, so he took the boat and he started going.

Speaker 1 39:31

We're going to the Bahamas.

Speaker 2 39:33

No, he took it to the Dominican Republic and he took it to where he started talking about teenagers. This is strictly little kids. No, this is if a mother has a four-year-old and a two-year-old. Now they're kids 20s, 20s, 30s, 18, you know teenagers right, right Now, to date a woman with a four and a two-year-old after everything, I ain't talking about smash. No date like quarantine. They said no, literally dating All of them said no, this cat was like wait.

Speaker 2 40:17

Didn't he start talking about teenagers and start talking about when he got a black eye because he was humping on somebody's mom and dude snuck him from behind.

Speaker 4 40:25

I think I was here for that, wasn't I?

Speaker 2 40:27

No, just a couple weeks ago oh why does that sound familiar, though, joe?

Speaker 3 40:31

Why does that sound familiar to me? Anyway, that's neither here nor there we done Okay anyway, yeah, why you going to bring?

Speaker 4 40:37

Okay, anyway, why you gonna bring that up? That doesn't pertain to me at all.

Speaker 2 40:40

You know what, Joe? Everybody love you on the show.

Speaker 3 40:43

That's beside the point. Everybody love, but anyway, no, go ahead.

Speaker 4 40:48

Never mind, he just wanted to change the subject, but anyway, let's do that.

Speaker 3 40:55

Y'all talking about movies, yet Not yet.

Speaker 2 40:58

No, not yet we got to hear your story?

Speaker 4 40:59

We got a little bit. Yeah, go ahead. What's my story? Yeah, go ahead. What y'all want to know?

Speaker 3 41:04

How you almost died in 2020. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, how I almost got killed multiple times, nah.

Speaker 4 41:10

So I mean to make a long story short. I almost died on the 10. It's the um. I got 10 for you people. Yeah, the i-10 freeway, one of the busiest, craziest freeways in, uh, this here city of phoenix, arizona, usa. So I was headed west, the um. Something in the the driver's side tire popped. I fishtail, mind you, I'm driving west. By the time I go from the right lane, I veer to the middle lane, fishtail, back over to the right lane and near the wall, I'm facing east. By the time, it's all done.

Speaker 5 41:55

Oh, wow, yeah, this was like.

Speaker 4 41:56

Saturday afternoon. Oh shit, yeah. So, needless to say, man was you drunk? No.

Speaker 6 42:02

Stone sober Tired of something in the tire pop.

Speaker 4 42:04

Yeah, something in the wheel, well, pop.

Speaker 3 42:06

Yeah, that happened to me too.

Speaker 4 42:09

Oh, and then, a couple weeks later, I tear everything in my knee. Oh, my goodness, yeah, so your boy is officially retired off the gridiron.

Speaker 3 42:17

Oh, needless to say, Sorry to hear that, bro.

Speaker 4 42:22

Sorry to hear that I've been watching you on. Instagram training these people, though. How's that going? Oh, the training is going amazingly.

Speaker 2 42:30

Talk about the. What's the?

Speaker 4 42:33

you know, we big in Germany, I just want you to know that oh, are we still big in what was it 32 countries or is it really big in what was it?

Speaker 2 42:40

32 countries, or is it?

Speaker 4 42:41

really big in Germany now.

Speaker 2 42:42

No, it's big. In Germany we might be down to maybe 12 countries now.

Speaker 4 42:45

Okay.

Speaker 1 42:47

I don't know any German, but shout out to Germany.

Speaker 2 42:51

Guten Tag.

Speaker 6 42:55

We're not big in Germany anymore.

Speaker 4 42:58

I was just in Germany a little over a year ago too, I was signing autographs, signing autographs, nah no, hey Rob.

Speaker 2 43:04

Rob was over there having a good time yeah.

Speaker 5 43:07

He's world renowned.

Speaker 2 43:09

Hey, he could have did the Griswold's National Lampoon's.

Speaker 4 43:15

European Vacation Exactly.

Speaker 2 43:19

So how was the training going, though? Training is going cool, power lifting.

Speaker 4 43:24

Yeah, yeah, I'm actually getting ready for a meet in three weeks. Yeah, I'm three weeks out, january 11th. It's actually going to be right down the street from the crib, where so it's a little gym called Wade Strength Systems.

Speaker 2 43:37

Where's that?

Speaker 4 43:38

at Literally down the street from you.

Speaker 2 43:41

Over here yeah. Holy shit, yeah. So y'all pull up what's the address, I mean, what's the Cross?

Speaker 4 43:48

streets. Man, we can look it up. Yeah, send us the information, son.

Speaker 1 43:51

Yeah.

Speaker 4 43:51

I'm on support. Are we allowed to scream? Yeah, make as much noise as you want to, be as ignorant as you want to. Yeah, yeah, you got no problem with that. Joe, don't show up drunk. Jeez, joe would be up there trying to lift Like, hey, y'all get out the way.

Speaker 1 44:10

Y'all call that power lifting. Hey, y'all get out the way.

Speaker 2 44:14

Hey, let me tell y'all something about Joe and probably get it up. Hey, joe sat up here and now y'all know I mean no, I literally seen this cat. You know what's, what's the one you sit down on. You know, when you sit down and you, oh, that's military yeah, the military and this cat would do 225.

Speaker 2 44:34

Now you know 225. That's like my just flat bitch, he military pressing. So now this was years ago. You know a few shoulder surgeries or injuries, whatever later. But this dude has some young kids on the leg press, right, you know they going in. Guess what Joe got to go in too. Hey, let me get some of that. I'm just in a fair light. Don't let Joe see nobody lifting anything heavy because he going to want some. You see him right back here, hey.

Speaker 4 45:13

I showed him today. I was like, let me go ahead and press a couple of threes. Joe turns the corner.

Speaker 1 45:18

Let me go ahead and get mine All right, let me go ahead and press a couple of threes.

Speaker 3 45:21

Joe turns the corner. Ah, let me go ahead and get mine.

Speaker 4 45:25

It's addicting. I did three reps. He's over here.

Speaker 2 45:28

Five, six, seven eight Y'all was saying what.

Speaker 3 45:32

How many more do you want the 235?, 235? Yeah, my form was better. Why are you playing?

Speaker 2 45:40

You want to talk about somebody being competitive, competitive. I'm like man, he be like oh yeah, no, let me get that how many reps you do.

Speaker 5 45:49

Let me taste that.

Speaker 2 45:50

Oh, I did three, all right, well, I'm going to do seven.

Speaker 4 45:53

That's why you don't want to join the competition. He be like y'all get out the way. I don't need no spotter, Y'all don't know what y'all? Doing. Y'all don't have to lift no weights. Let me show you how it's done.

Speaker 3 46:02

I'm like, at least warm up With the fucking weight thing you have. They have your arms straight up. No, no, no.

Speaker 4 46:07

No shirts, no shirts. No shirts, no squat suits yeah, so now what?

Speaker 2 46:12

all, do you power lift?

Speaker 4 46:15

What does it consist of? It's a squat, bench and deadlift.

Speaker 3 46:18

Okay, so just those three Scrap or something.

Speaker 5 46:21

No, it's like a shirt, oh that little shirt that do like that yeah.

Speaker 4 46:27

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't move your arms, unless you got something heavy in them.

Speaker 2 46:34

What's the time in between, Like when you squat? Then how much time do you have till you deadlift?

Speaker 4 46:42

um, it all depends on how many, how many competitors there are. So if somebody has, if there's a full flight, which full group? Um seven or eight lifters per flight, you'll have about three to five minutes in between it's a weight class.

Speaker 2 46:58

It's a weight class.

Speaker 4 46:58

Yeah, it's a weight class. Yeah, it's a weight class.

Speaker 2 47:00

I was like say you ain't going to have nobody, well, I couldn't get in one anyway. I know them cats be putting up some weight. Yes sir, I'm a supermodel lifter. I live for just straight physique, just aesthetics, that's it. But like power-wise, I mean I'm strong. Strong, not power lifting, strong, but I'm just strong, just for you know enough to pull the trigger If you have to, that's it.

Speaker 4 47:25

But then, joe, I might challenge Joe, like I think I can Challenge him to a race.

Speaker 2 47:31

No, he would race, though I know hey what about Nah, nah, remember I'm still mad at Joe. Hey, hold on, Remember at this dude. Did y'all go to this cat? Hey you know, what.

Speaker 3 47:44

Shout out the birthday party. Shout out to my boy man, ronnie, in Casino. Shout out to my boy, rj.

Speaker 2 47:51

I'm going to tell you what I heard about it, hey, because, listen, our boy RJ lives in Dallas, so shout out to him Yep this is why I love him.

Speaker 2 48:04

This cat will start drinking. You know he was nice, you know he had a nice little high school career and I think Ronnie was in the military, right, right, okay. So hey, thank you for your service. So I don't want to just credit his accolades. He had a nice high school career, went on to the service, so one time he got a little tipsy Right and he knew I played football and ran track, so he challenged me to a race. Now we were racing I think this was in Tempe at our boy LaCrosse house, in a parking lot, right. So I was just letting them know like I'm not like regular street, nigga fast. I'm like I'm not like Usain Bolt, like if I was racing with Usain Bolt and all them cats I'm always coming last place, but I kind of be in the tv screen though. So I'm letting them know like nah, man, nah, so you fast forward. I dusted them, it was bad. It was bad. You heard, because somebody filmed it all. You heard Ronnie, because I got, I was you. You heard me go. Then a little bit later you just heard man that nigga, fast as hell. I didn't know he was fast like that. So you fast forward.

Speaker 2 49:28

Some years later, steve has a surprise party. We over on bail and I-17. Now, you know, niggas going to nigg, right. Shout out to Shakira. You know she always say nigg right. Shout out to Shakira, you know she always say niggas gonna nigg. Alright, now Ronnie get drunk again. Everybody out there on the dance floor Now, as y'all know, chris, who was super nice as well, played football and basketball and ran track. Well, ronnie wanted to raise him. He got drunk and I think was that? Weren't they in their costumes.

Speaker 2 50:11

These cats is sitting out in a public parking lot arguing about who's faster in costumes. So they lot arguing about who's faster in costumes. So they get out in a parking lot and start the race. Now, obviously, chris. Chris did win. I just thought it was crazy. He always get a little tipsy and want to raise people. I think he said he retired, but he might hear this and be like nah, so we're going to have to give him a call like next week or something. Get him on the show. Yeah, we're going to let him get his side off of why you always want to race people when you get tipsy. But hey, shout out to RJ, that dude man is something else. So you'd be like oh, I ain't trying to race, no more or anything, because you know you get going then you start hamstrings get tight so y'all not doing the hill, no more.

Speaker 2 51:13

Yeah, but you know what, Not as much. I did go. I went Monday. See, I go on Mondays now Like Monday, because on Tuesday I'm out of town. I've been going on Saturday, so I go Monday. Sometimes I say I'm going to go Saturday, but then I'll go back to the dungeon or just go after.

Speaker 4 51:37

It's nice to see there's no dust on it.

Speaker 2 51:40

Oh no, I've been cleaning it off a little bit.

Speaker 4 51:42

Yeah, I've been cleaning it off a little bit. Me and Joe cleaned it off before you got here, it was a little dust.

Speaker 2 51:48

It was a little dust.

Speaker 1 51:49

But ask me where I was at yesterday LA Fitness, la Fitness.

Speaker 4 51:53

Hell yeah, y'all still hoop on Sundays.

Speaker 2 51:57

Yep, we still hoop, we still. Steve's still playing. What on Saturday? Steve's still playing in seven different leagues? Yeah, he play on Monday night.

Speaker 5 52:08

Three games a day Sunday, Monday.

Speaker 2 52:11

And they still play softball on Wednesdays, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 52:16

I'm going to shoot marbles on Friday. You know what? That's a good question. I bet you going to shoot marbles on Friday.

Speaker 2 52:20

You know what? That's a good question.

Speaker 3 52:22

I bet you were bad at marbles.

Speaker 2 52:23

How in the hell do you shoot marbles?

Speaker 3 52:26

Gee, that's deep. I used to just play with the marbles yeah, but you go take all the people marbles and shit.

Speaker 2 52:37

Who walks around with marbles. You want to play marbles man?

Speaker 5 52:40

that was the shit Back in the day, man man, that was one of them 70's games.

Speaker 3 52:43

That was the shit Back in the day.

Speaker 4 52:45

Yeah, I think you just have A bag of marbles and then you Marbles. Yeah, you Sound like your doorbell. Uh oh, throw them out, they coming to get us.

Speaker 5 52:54

And I think you put them In like a circle.

Speaker 3 52:56

Or whatever.

Speaker 5 52:57

You put them in a circle and then you try to pop out the other person's marble you put in the equal amount in the circle.

Speaker 3 53:03

Yeah, no, actually you had to put two because it depends on how many people playing.

Speaker 5 53:08

Yeah, true, true that.

Speaker 4 53:15

You got video. You can see who's on there. Oh, you got the camera. This could be a rando. Uh-oh Nigga where was you at going three hours on a bike ride? I did listen to last week's episode.

Speaker 2 53:34

I had no idea Roosevelt Lake was that far.

Speaker 3 53:37

Like my dude. That is far yeah.

Speaker 2 53:40

I'm sitting up here like I was like dude, I got to be back by three. So I'm just thinking because I told you I was thinking about Bartlett Lake. So I'm thinking Bartlett Lake didn't. Was you with us when we went? We didn't. Oh yeah, remember when the deer up there? But yeah, there was deer, yeah. So we ended up turning around but man, listen, that is fuck dude, I passed it going to uh pacing. So now I see you.

Speaker 2 54:10

When I went past the sign it said roosevelt, it's like man, that's far as hell. Then I told you when it was time to go back and it said one hour and 52 minutes, dog man, my, I felt. I even felt it on sunday when we was hooping. I'm like man, they crazy as hell. But that's it was. I told people it's. It was enjoyably terrible because I was sitting up here like dude. That's a long time to be on the sport bike, a long time A cruiser, oh, okay. Well, you got to sit up here and gas up three times. Don't, nobody want to do that. This sport bike is just for ripping and running around or hitting it real quick. All right, I'm good.

Speaker 5 54:55

One hitter quitter.

Speaker 2 54:56

Nice One hitter quitter, yeah. Nice One hitter quitter, yeah. Why everybody so quiet?

Speaker 3 55:06

I know I'm coming down. That's all Uh-oh, oh hell.

Speaker 2 55:09

What you need a drink, I'm coming down. You ain't got nothing in this cup?

Speaker 3 55:13

No, I ain't got no cup with me period oh I noticed that I know I need a drink, see Period. Oh, I noticed that I know I need a drink, see. Yeah, my liquor light on, I'm low on liquor. Yeah, I'm low Beep.

Speaker 4 55:33

You can't show up without a cup, joe, I know.

Speaker 2 55:35

Oh, you came without a cup.

Speaker 3 55:38

I know, I know I'm tired.

Speaker 5 55:39

It was spur of the moment, man. He was here on time, though, oh you came without a cup.

Speaker 2 55:41

I know, I know I'm tired. It was spur of the moment, man. He was here on time, though. Oh was he? Oh, no, he did. He called yeah, oh shit, yeah. He came here on time today and I told Christian. I was like, yeah, man, you know what Sometimes he's? I was like you know, sometimes he won't even answer the text. But oh hey, we're doing a podcast at this time, but guess what he's gotten better.

Speaker 4 56:04

He's reliable, he's gotten better the last few times he got better.

Speaker 2 56:08

When he does show up, he delivers.

Speaker 3 56:11

If I call, I ain't coming.

Speaker 4 56:15

That's all I gotta say hey on that note, man. It's too many damn people live here now.

Speaker 5 56:21

Yes.

Speaker 4 56:21

Way too many people. So there was traffic on the 10. Traffic is terrible. There was traffic on the 101. So I get off at what was it? 51st? Thinking I was smart. There's traffic on the street.

Speaker 3 56:35

I'm like God damn, I take 67.

Speaker 5 56:38

The only way there's no traffic is when you're on a motorcycle, so you can just squeeze between all that traffic.

Speaker 1 56:42

You sure you want to do that.

Speaker 5 56:44

Yes, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 56:46

Absolutely. What's wrong with you? I'm?

Speaker 5 56:49

Superman, nigga Shit.

Speaker 4 56:56

We love you Superman, Don't jinx us. Knock on wood.

Speaker 5 57:01

I don't do nothing stupid on my bike. I don't be out there being all crazy. I know better.

Speaker 2 57:05

Yeah, I mean you can almost, when you do, split the lane or whatever, even when you sometimes, when you like, roll up on somebody Because two cars are sitting right there, first off, they're not going to hit each other and you're already passing by the time they realize. And we're not talking about splitting lanes full speed we're talking about in traffic.

Speaker 5 57:28

Yeah, 101 miles per hour going on the freeway. No, I don't split lanes like that.

Speaker 2 57:32

Yeah, that's only in California.

Speaker 4 57:34

Yeah.

Speaker 1 57:35

I don't do that all the time.

Speaker 3 57:36

That's that stupid shit. They crazy sometimes. I need a cage, you need a cage. You got that big ass truck. You don't need a cage, I know, but I can't see y'all. I can just hear you.

Speaker 4 57:47

I'm just letting you know, is that Joe and that big lifted motherfucker out there? Yeah, I'm just telling you right now.

Speaker 5 57:55

That motherfucker nice, ain't he? He needs. Hey, jess saying something she been over here sleeping.

Speaker 3 58:00

That's right, and I still drank milk.

Speaker 1 58:08

Oh shit Can you blush. And I'm not going to pay attention anymore.

Speaker 3 58:13

You need a booster seat. I still drink milk, whole milk, the red cap.

Speaker 1 58:20

Fuck that.

Speaker 5 58:21

Similac.

Speaker 2 58:23

Best smelling light Similac. Goddamn the red cap, baby the red cap.

Speaker 4 58:28

Yeah, hey, I just bought a gallon yesterday.

Speaker 3 58:30

Give me that motherfucker, I don't even drink milk.

Speaker 4 58:32

Nah, only time I drink milk.

Speaker 2 58:33

I haven't had milk in years.

Speaker 4 58:35

What I started doing again was eating cereal.

Speaker 5 58:37

I know I have not.

Speaker 4 58:39

Man.

Speaker 3 58:40

Sugar smack bro Nah nah, what's your favorite? Cereal. Okay, well, let's go around Nah dawg Sugar smacks.

Speaker 2 58:46

Do you still eat cereal? I've ate cereal. You ain't eat no cereal.

Speaker 4 58:48

I ain't ate cereal forever. Wow, yes man. But you still have to Apple Jacks, that's right, apple Jacks, yeah, I love Apple Jacks, apples. I'm going to go Cinnamon Toast Crunch on that.

Speaker 5 59:08

Hey, hey, hey, my man Frosted Flakes.

Speaker 4 59:12

Honorable mention.

Speaker 5 59:14

It's Apple Jacks and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That's it. It's all out of you. You can't forget the cap, though, apple.

Cereal Preference Banter II

Speaker 4 59:20

Jacks and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That's it, it's all out of you. You can't forget the cap though. Apple Jacks and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Actually, I forgot about Cocoa Pebbles. I love Cocoa Pebbles. Does it drink the chocolate milk man?

Speaker 6 59:28

Reese's Puffs or.

Speaker 5 59:30

Fruity Pebbles oh, that's kind of new. Yeah, that's kind of new. Reese's Puffs no, you get them in the big bags? You don't get the box. They ain't called the box, like Apple Jacks is called Apple Dapples when you get them in the bag.

Speaker 2 59:44

Hey, I didn't try them all, so you had the cereal out the bag or the box.

Speaker 1 59:50

The bag.

Speaker 3 59:54

The name brands come in the bag now. The name brands come in the bag now.

Speaker 6 1:00:01

If I was at my dad's house it was box, at my house it was bag. If we had cereal.

Speaker 5 1:00:08

Okay, I'm trying to think, man, I ain't never seen no rooster in the bag.

Speaker 3 1:00:10

Frosted Flakes is my favorite, but we always had the rooster. You always had the rooster, I always had the rooster.

Speaker 5 1:00:16

Oh yeah, oh, the cornflakes. That's the country staple. Yeah, the rooster, and you pour all that sugar man, you pour all that sugar on them and then you know, at the end you sit up here and be scooping all that sugar up, I still put sugar on the Frosted Flakes.

Speaker 4 1:00:28

Do you you?

Speaker 5 1:00:28

can't eat them up without sugar Back in the day.

Speaker 4 1:00:30

Back when I was a kid, I still put sugar.

Speaker 2 1:00:35

I think we did have an episode.

Speaker 5 1:00:37

I think it was called Serial Killer. Yeah, we did, we did.

Speaker 2 1:00:39

My favorite was Lucky Charms. Now I say that because I'm recovering now, me too. No, I haven't had cereal. When I say years, literally years. I had it yesterday, but the. Thing was Marshm marshmallow Fruit Loops. That's the one Took over Lucky Charm. That's the one. Now I'm telling y'all, right now they put Well, remember, I say a crack, right, yeah, I'm not going to even say that, no more. They put fentanyl, they put that new issue in there.

Speaker 4 1:01:20

Nah, man, I'm telling you this man had me on them like crazy hey, the marshmallow fruit loops. Yeah, I probably bought two boxes a week. Do you eat them now or no? I swore off of them. Cold turkey, it's bad, right, it's horrible in the best way possible. Dude, listen, I sat up here yo look at that motherfucking sugar high.

Speaker 2 1:01:41

Hey, listen, wait, tweaking Steve Tweaking who all you said you still eat cereal, right? Yeah, you eat cereal, absolutely All right, I want y'all just for me. Get some marshmallow fruit loops please. No, man, don't do it. I ain't trying to be on that crack.

Speaker 4 1:01:57

Do not do it.

Speaker 5 1:01:58

I'm already cracked up no.

Speaker 1 1:02:01

Don't do it. That ain't the same, though. That ain't the same.

Speaker 3 1:02:04

You got to have that, see, but I like frosted rice. I'm up for it.

Speaker 2 1:02:09

Oh, rice Krispies yeah, but Kellogg's came out with the frosted ones.

Speaker 5 1:02:13

The frosted ones, yeah, oh, they been had those Way back in the day you remember Tony Jr.

Speaker 2 1:02:28

Yeah, I remember Tony Jr.

Speaker 3 1:02:29

He did the frosted rice, and then the little elves took over.

Speaker 4 1:02:35

I was doing honey nut Cheerios Because of my heart. You know what's good it's heart, healthy cereal.

Speaker 6 1:02:39

I see that's right. Honey Nut Cheerios, because of my heart.

Speaker 5 1:02:41

You know they're supposed to be healthy. You know what's good it's heart healthy cereal, I see. Okay, when I was a kid, when we was kids, they didn't have no Honey Nut Cheerios, they just had Cheerios, just had Cheerios, and you had to put a cup of sugar in them, motherfuckers, just to eat. So you know, moms went to the pantry, so we already had that box with the regular motherfucking Cheerios and it come with honey and my mom wouldn't buy sugar so we had to put honey on our motherfucking Cheerios you always put honey on those.

Speaker 5 1:03:06

See.

Speaker 6 1:03:07

Honey over sugar for Cheerios anytime.

Speaker 5 1:03:09

Y'all think that shit ain't good that shit was fire, it's so good, that shit was fire. That's why y'all- came up with the honey.

Speaker 6 1:03:14

You know what else is good Cap'n Crunch.

Speaker 3 1:03:16

Growing up we never had money in the house. I never did that.

Speaker 2 1:03:19

You can't sleep on the Cap'n Crunch berries or just the regular.

Speaker 6 1:03:22

The regular.

Speaker 2 1:03:23

The regular is good.

Speaker 6 1:03:24

No, the Crunch berries no, you have to have the regular.

Speaker 4 1:03:26

I got a box of both in my pantry right now. Yes, it was on sale.

Speaker 1 1:03:31

Cap'n Crunch. Yes, I got the.

Speaker 2 1:03:33

Chopping sounds man Do it still tear the roof of your mouth? Oh, absolutely, I'm sure it does, that's the fun of it.

Speaker 4 1:03:41

Yeah, it kind of is. You can't let it get soggy, because then it's just like eating mush, then it's like mushy oatmeal or something.

Speaker 6 1:03:49

The only cereal you let get soggy is the Frosted Flakes.

Speaker 3 1:03:52

No, oh, no, yeah, just a little bit Not super soggy, but just a little bit Something wrong with you Just a little bit.

Speaker 4 1:03:58

You can let Cinnamon Toast Crunch get soggy If my Frosted Flakes get soggy.

Speaker 6 1:04:02

You're going to tear your mouth up eating. What do you do when your Frosted Flakes get?

Speaker 3 1:04:05

soggy, you add another fucking you pour more in there. Yep, oh not.

Speaker 6 1:04:09

Frosted Flakes. Frosted Mini Wheats, not the Flakes.

Speaker 5 1:04:20

The Mini Wheats Frosted mini-wheats you put those in the microwave. What?

Speaker 3 1:04:22

What are you talking about? Make a hot cereal out of it yeah, you do that too. Put that in the microwave, hey, yeah, that's what I'm talking about the frosted mini-wheats. That's what you do.

Speaker 2 1:04:27

Yeah, hey, see, this is the one thing that we do. We get it, but you know, we are all from different regions Southwest, south, midwest, you know.

Speaker 4 1:04:40

Everywhere.

Speaker 2 1:04:42

Yeah, everywhere, I'm from everywhere.

Speaker 5 1:04:45

Northwest Northwest.

Speaker 2 1:04:47

Steve is Midwest Gypsy, another Southwest. Okay, so who pours milk first, then cereal.

Speaker 6 1:04:57

Nobody, only for the second bowl. Oh, nobody. Who does that?

Speaker 2 1:05:01

I do. Nobody does that when I ate cereal dude, you pour the milk first. Why would you do that? I pour a little bit of milk, just a little bit, and then I put like the cinnamon toast crunch or the marshmallow, you get locked up in the same apartment for that.

Speaker 4 1:05:17

What's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 1:05:17

No, if you sit up here and pour the milk over the marshmallow Froot Loops, you're taking away the deliciousness. So when you pour it on, some of the fentanyl is coming out.

Speaker 5 1:05:33

I want all the fentanyl.

Speaker 2 1:05:34

He's got one of the smoke. Yeah, but hey, listen y'all, I made it Frosted Flakes. I am a recovering cereal addict. Right, I can walk down the aisle and everything, and I'll be absolutely fine, I get itchy, I ain't going far.

Speaker 3 1:05:47

Frosted Flakes man. You get you a glass bowl, yes, and then you fill that motherfucker up to the top.

Speaker 1 1:05:55

With cereal, with cereal.

Speaker 3 1:05:57

And then you pour the milk in and you watch it drain down until you get about halfway Right and you go in.

Speaker 1 1:06:04

And then you go in on that motherfucker you go in. So by the time you get to the bottom it'll be soggers.

Speaker 3 1:06:09

You just top it off with some milk.

Speaker 1 1:06:10

There it is.

Speaker 5 1:06:11

I'm telling you man.

Speaker 3 1:06:18

Go through the whole box in one sitting, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 6 1:06:19

And by that time that milk would be just so sweet the little prizes in the bottom of the box.

Speaker 3 1:06:22

Yeah, they don't do that, no more.

Speaker 6 1:06:23

You remember those.

Speaker 3 1:06:25

Nah, they don't.

Speaker 2 1:06:28

I got something for you, youngster. Check this out. Do you remember they used to have little prizes or like little cards and bread and like Wonder Bread. They had cards in it. Oh, we never got Wonder Bread. Oh, it was Wonder Bread. Right, you got what?

Speaker 3 1:06:52

No we got the store brand. You never get Wonder Bread. That's the polka dotted shit. Yeah yeah, we had to walk Right on by that. They never get the Wonder Bread no.

Speaker 5 1:07:01

Oh, we had the bakery In Rockford. That's why we got Wonder Bread. I don't know what's wrong with y'all that motherfucking bakery you get that shit.

Speaker 2 1:07:06

Yeah, no, that's what I said. We go like yeah.

Speaker 5 1:07:10

Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 1:07:14

We had.

Speaker 2 1:07:14

I know he had.

Speaker 3 1:07:15

Wonder Bread. Either Wonder Bread or my mama made biscuits Hatties.

Speaker 2 1:07:21

What's that? Oh, you had the good stuff. Oh yeah, you rich. Wait a minute, hey. Hey don't hate me, cause my parents hey, hey, and you grew up In the two parent. Oh wait, he did too. We talking to niggas that grew up In the two-parent. Oh wait, he did too, he did. We're talking to niggas that grew up in a two-parent household. That's a rarity.

Speaker 3 1:07:39

That messed him up a little bit. That's a rarity right there.

Speaker 6 1:07:42

Did y'all keep your bread in the fridge or in the cabinet?

Speaker 2 1:07:46

Nigga the cabinet.

Speaker 6 1:07:47

We didn't have cabinets On top of the refrigerator.

Speaker 4 1:07:51

With the cereal or just the counter.

Speaker 5 1:07:53

Yep, just the counter Top of the fridge with the cereal when we did get bread.

Speaker 2 1:08:02

once you open it up, it didn't last long It'd be gone in about a day, oh, yours would be gone. Oh, I was going to say it don't have to be that, the only thing left for those three pieces the butts.

Speaker 4 1:08:11

With two butts With nobody touching them, oh no.

Speaker 2 1:08:15

You had to no no you know what?

Speaker 4 1:08:19

I'm saying it would be the last two pieces. No three, definitely, it's three it's always three yeah the first two no, the

Speaker 3 1:08:27

bakers. The bakers put 13 slugs somebody always the 12 the bakers doesn't. It's 13 so it's always yeah, but it's always like three pieces left, like the two butts, and there'll be one piece and we just make a triple decker.

Speaker 5 1:08:42

Yeah, my man Fucking slap peanut butter and jelly on that motherfucker all the way to the top.

Speaker 2 1:08:48

That motherfucker good. With a glass of milk.

Speaker 3 1:08:51

That's something else I haven't had in a long time.

Speaker 2 1:08:53

Peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 1 1:08:55

You don't eat peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 5 1:08:57

Actually it's peanut butter and jam. That stuff is magical. Forget the jelly, we just tried all the peanut butter ones, like the crunchy peanut butter.

Speaker 2 1:09:05

I love peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 3 1:09:07

I'm going to tell you what's good that peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 2 1:09:08

Peanut butter and jelly time peanut butter and jelly time Peanut butter and jack.

Speaker 3 1:09:12

You remember that song? How many people put peanut butter on their waffles?

Speaker 6 1:09:16

With syrup. I've done it before.

Speaker 4 1:09:17

That's it right there Peanut butter and syrup yeah, Butter, peanut butter, then syrup.

Speaker 3 1:09:22

Yes, peanut butter and syrup, yeah.

Speaker 4 1:09:24

Yep.

Speaker 3 1:09:24

Get the peanut butter on there. You got to throw it in the microwave first, though. Oh, it's good that shit. Sinful bro.

Speaker 4 1:09:32

You ever had it? No, yeah, you got to get the chunky though. Chunky peanut butter Chunky.

Speaker 3 1:09:37

Nah.

Speaker 1 1:09:38

It got to be creamy man, creamy, creamy.

Eating, Cooking, and Pop Culture

Speaker 3 1:09:40

A hundred percent. That shit got a smooth red-.

Speaker 4 1:09:42

I'm okay standing alone. You remember this, you know this. You know this. Nobody has to agree.

Speaker 3 1:09:50

No, but that hey, you put that shit on some waffle man. Oh my goodness, oh my gosh, you're making me hungry, right?

Speaker 5 1:09:57

now, that's it.

Speaker 2 1:09:59

I'm like man, everybody getting hungry.

Speaker 6 1:10:01

We got to go get some Eggos. What Let go of my Eggos.

Speaker 5 1:10:05

She said Eggos.

Speaker 4 1:10:06

I guess you want something.

Speaker 2 1:10:07

Yeah, remember that, let go of my Eggos.

Speaker 6 1:10:09

You were out here making waffles in like a waffle maker or something. Yes, I had a Belgian waffle maker.

Speaker 4 1:10:13

What.

Speaker 5 1:10:14

You rich. His man said Belgian waffle maker. I didn't even get any of those, I got the off brand.

Speaker 4 1:10:18

It's cheaper to do it that way, because you go buy a box of pancake mix for about what? $4?

Speaker 1 1:10:23

$4, $5. Yeah.

Speaker 6 1:10:26

But we didn't have no waffle maker. I had a little skillet.

Speaker 3 1:10:31

Waffle maker cheap. Yeah, you can make you some flapjacks.

Speaker 4 1:10:37

That toaster put in work, yeah that's the difference. That box of Eggos was like $8. It wasn't Eggos, I don't remember what it was, but it was off brand for sure. Homestyle buttermilk, blueberry Homestyle.

Speaker 6 1:10:52

A lot of people think and if you got blueberries it was a super go week buttermilk, blueberry, homestyle.

Speaker 4 1:10:55

I say homestyle on it.

Speaker 6 1:10:55

A lot of people think by the, you know, and if you got blueberries it was a super go week.

Speaker 4 1:10:58

Oh yeah, it's always cheaper to buy the box and make it yourself. It was buttermilk on mine Always.

Speaker 6 1:11:07

You couldn't even look at the chocolate chip.

Speaker 4 1:11:09

No, I never wanted it.

Speaker 6 1:11:11

No.

Speaker 4 1:11:12

I never wanted it.

Speaker 6 1:11:13

No, it's really not as good. I'd take blueberry.

Speaker 4 1:11:16

You buy the mix, buy some chocolate chips and you make it yourself Right there.

Speaker 6 1:11:21

But then you gotta buy two things. You gotta grab it when you're passing it On the store. You're not getting none.

Speaker 3 1:11:25

Sometimes it was flour and sometimes it was cornmeal, but it all went good With syrup.

Speaker 4 1:11:35

For real.

Speaker 3 1:11:37

You're hungry.

Speaker 4 1:11:37

You're gonna eat anything, right?

Speaker 3 1:11:39

No, I eat no liver. But it all went good with syrup. For real, you're hungry. You're going to eat anything, right? No, I ain't eat no liver, I ain't eat spam.

Speaker 4 1:11:43

I can't do spam.

Speaker 3 1:11:44

Spam parts and ham. That's nasty.

Speaker 4 1:11:47

What is wrong with spam? What's wrong? With you Everything Spam parts and ham Name three things.

Speaker 6 1:11:51

Spam, spam and spam.

Speaker 4 1:11:55

Every damn thing Non-valid.

Speaker 3 1:11:58

I object. Spam is good. Make you a good spam sandwich.

Speaker 4 1:12:00

Y'all like spam? Throw that bitch in the frying pan.

Speaker 2 1:12:03

Yes, I can't eat spam.

Speaker 4 1:12:08

Hey, what Fried bologna? Yes, but not spam. It's almost the same thing.

Speaker 6 1:12:14

Spam.

Speaker 2 1:12:15

What about the Vienna sausages? No.

Speaker 6 1:12:21

Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 1:12:23

You eat Vienna sausages With mayonnaise. This man said mayonnaise.

Speaker 5 1:12:28

I know, man Nigga don't. You know where you at. We ain't no mayonnaise in this motherfucking house. We ain't have mayonnaise, we ain't have mayonnaise in this motherfucking house.

Speaker 1 1:12:36

We ain't have mayonnaise, we ain't have none, you make some.

Speaker 2 1:12:41

You eat Miracle Whip. We all have Miracle Whip we grew up with Miracle Whip.

Speaker 5 1:12:46

I ain't know about no mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 1:12:49

Strike two what the?

Speaker 5 1:12:52

hell, who puts this?

Speaker 3 1:12:55

on their sounds.

Speaker 5 1:12:56

Right.

Speaker 3 1:12:57

Oh gosh.

Speaker 4 1:12:58

We ain't get no miracle, whip yeah.

Speaker 3 1:13:01

We got mayonnaise $0.99.

Speaker 6 1:13:05

We would have to go pick up the packets from the gas station.

Speaker 2 1:13:08

Oh my Lord.

Speaker 3 1:13:14

She wins. Yeah, we ain't win Me, the winner we got it.

Speaker 2 1:13:17

I can't even beat that one.

Speaker 6 1:13:18

It was free, hey, free pickings.

Speaker 2 1:13:20

And if you sit up here and look at the table, being like who is the hood? It's not everybody at the table.

Speaker 4 1:13:27

Shit Like damn, okay Hell yeah, ain't that bad, god dang.

Speaker 6 1:13:33

That is, you can't even talk.

Speaker 4 1:13:34

Nah, I can't talk. I was spoiled.

Speaker 6 1:13:38

He got mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. He had options.

Speaker 5 1:13:43

The real mayo he got that crab Real mayo hey.

Speaker 2 1:13:48

Rod is the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Ain't that?

Speaker 4 1:13:50

Nah, ain't that I ain't going to lie to you. We had to struggle sometimes. I ain't that, nah, I ain't that, but I ain't gonna lie Shoot. We had to struggle sometimes, I ain't gonna lie, but nah, nah, you, you just never knew it.

Speaker 6 1:14:01

That's all you guys ever had like a Tortilla with like cinnamon and sugar. And butter yes.

Speaker 2 1:14:06

Yeah, well, we're from.

Speaker 3 1:14:09

The Midwest.

Speaker 2 1:14:11

So I ain't know about.

Speaker 3 1:14:12

Tortilla.

Speaker 2 1:14:13

But I did have a sugar sandwich.

Speaker 5 1:14:17

That's right. We had a cinnamon sugar sandwich, or syrup sandwich or cinnamon sugar toast.

Speaker 2 1:14:22

Or we would make the put the little butter, throw a little cinnamon on there.

Speaker 5 1:14:28

Yeah, yeah, turn it black.

Speaker 2 1:14:30

Put it on the bread. Oh gosh man, I'm about to go home. We had that.

Speaker 4 1:14:34

Slice some bread.

Speaker 3 1:14:35

Oh God, man, I'm about to go home. We had that Slice some bread.

Speaker 4 1:14:36

Throw some butter on it.

Speaker 1 1:14:38

Because I got pure maple syrup in there too. Everything what.

Speaker 6 1:14:42

Yeah hell, yeah, what. The one thing I can't do is maple syrup.

Speaker 4 1:14:46

Pure maple syrup. Maple syrup, that's good. Pure maple syrup, it's too sweet, it's too sweet. Miss Butterworth, who is she? It's not thick enough Butter and syrup, okay, you don't like Miss Butterworth. Maybe it's fine. Miss Butterworth, I don't hate you, I just want to know who she is. Miss Butterworth, just Jess, just Jess. I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it, oh shit. Uh-oh, hey, what's Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, we out of time.

Speaker 2 1:15:13

No, we good, Just a little bit of movement. We got up, oh okay.

Speaker 6 1:15:17

I'm surprised it didn't move earlier when Steve got up.

Speaker 2 1:15:20

Oh, when he pounded. Oh yeah, oh yeah, huh.

Speaker 6 1:15:23

One time it started clapping. He was ripping the whole thing off the table, damn.

Speaker 3 1:15:26

It started to move.

Speaker 2 1:15:36

Man, he don't time. It is Alright. Movie time, movie time. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell y'all something. Okay, rod doesn't agree, but we sit up here and we watch Tubi. Well, rod don't watch it, but we have Stepdaughter and Stepdaughter 2 on Tubi. Now the acting isn't great, but I love the storyline. So if y'all want a good watch. Watch Stepdaughter. I think I've been slipping on my Netflix and my Tubi recommendations, but Tubi, stepdaughter and Stepdaughter 2. Y'all want to support horrible acting.

Speaker 4 1:16:22

Y'all watch Tubi.

Speaker 1 1:16:24

This is a judgment-free zone.

Speaker 2 1:16:27

Watch Stepdaughter and Stepdaughter 2.

Speaker 4 1:16:30

Joe ain't going to watch it because he's bougie too.

Speaker 3 1:16:33

Netflix. I ain't bougie or nothing like that.

Speaker 2 1:16:36

Netflix I watched Ain't. No killer, nothing like that.

Speaker 3 1:16:37

Netflix I watched Ain't no killer than five minutes. I'm turning that shit.

Speaker 2 1:16:41

Hey, Netflix. I watched the one with Megan Fox Subservience. Is that the one where she's a robot?

Speaker 4 1:16:48

Yeah, yeah, I saw that on there. Was it good I liked?

Speaker 1 1:16:51

it.

Speaker 4 1:16:51

Is it titties in it? Particularly Megan Fox's?

Speaker 3 1:16:56

Particularly Megan Fox's. No, Wait is it hey no, dolomite no.

Speaker 6 1:17:01

I'm saying, well, obviously it's Megan Fox. Yeah, we want to see. Who else's titties do you want to see in that movie?

Speaker 4 1:17:06

I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing side character titties. Maybe the mom.

Speaker 2 1:17:11

I wouldn't mind seeing the mom titties. Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing the mom titties.

Speaker 4 1:17:14

Yeah, it was the mom. I can just see some sides. These are titties Areolas man.

Speaker 3 1:17:17

Ain't nothing wrong with Kung Fu and titties. This is a titties. This is a titties, dolomite say Kung. Fu and titties Great movie.

Speaker 4 1:17:28

It's a bonus if it's Megan Fox's titties but yeah, it don't have to be. I got one for y'all. Oh, go ahead. It's an old one, but it's a great one. Black Dynamite oh it's about that earlier.

Speaker 2 1:17:37

actually, Black Dynamite is fantastic. Yes, it is.

Speaker 3 1:17:41

Which one you want the movie or the animated series? The movie, the movie, oh it was the animated series. Yeah, yeah yeah, that's right. Oh God, I watched a couple episodes of that.

Speaker 2 1:17:58

Okay, I didn't see that one.

Speaker 4 1:18:00

It's Michael Jai White too.

Speaker 3 1:18:01

Is it? Yeah, okay, he's basically Black Dynamite in the western days.

Speaker 2 1:18:05

Oh, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 4 1:18:07

It's on Prime. It's on Prime. Yeah, I need something more.

Speaker 2 1:18:10

I still want to see the making of John Madden.

Speaker 4 1:18:14

Oh yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 2 1:18:15

Which one Is that on?

Speaker 4 1:18:15

Prime. I think that's on Prime yeah. Yeah, because they were talking about it during the game.

Speaker 2 1:18:19

So I do. I want to see that Sprint. They got another season, a new season, oh, the one with the sprinters. I think the first episode had. It's Noah Lyle, yeah, noah Live.

Speaker 4 1:18:32

Oh, yup, Yup. What did I just? I just finished the Madness on Netflix.

Speaker 2 1:18:38

What's that?

Speaker 4 1:18:39

one. That's what's the dude's name? The Madness, the Madness. Yeah, it's pretty good. I mean it's all right, but I recommend you watching it.

Speaker 5 1:18:50

I'm trying to think what the dude's name is. It's on.

Speaker 4 1:18:52

Netflix. What is it about? Basically about a black man who gets framed for killing a white dude and then he's trying to clear his name and everything.

Speaker 5 1:19:03

And he wanted to represent himself.

Speaker 4 1:19:04

No, he didn't. No, he's on the run from the cops and stuff, but he's just trying to clear his name.

Speaker 5 1:19:10

He's all together. I got you, I got you.

Speaker 4 1:19:12

I got the pants.

Speaker 3 1:19:13

On that one, it's actually pretty good.

Speaker 2 1:19:15

It'll be like Joe going to get going, you're going to be triggered. Is that where he got his?

Speaker 1 1:19:20

family involved no no no.

Speaker 3 1:19:24

I'll start watching it and then it don't end the way I want it to end, then I'm going to be mad at you. I'd rather not be mad at you Because you recommended it Okay.

Speaker 5 1:19:35

What you want. You're a grown man. What's the other one? I?

Speaker 4 1:19:38

watched Gotta go see the Day of the Jackal.

Speaker 2 1:19:41

Peacock, you seen that one? No, I have not seen it. The Day of the.

Speaker 4 1:19:44

Jackal. Yeah, it's a sniper movie, sniper show. It's good. It's on Peacock I did in the theaters.

Speaker 5 1:19:57

go see today, craven the Hunter oh yeah, I saw that today too. Oh yeah, I saw it. Don't say nothing, nick check that movie out.

Speaker 2 1:20:03

Yes, sir oh, I forgot too Jamie Foxx his. Uh yeah, oh yeah, my mom just told me, yeah, watch Jamie Foxx special.

Speaker 4 1:20:12

But hey, craven, he put together, ain't he nice? Yeah, I mean, I know he's like little.

Speaker 2 1:20:15

Yeah, watch Jamie Foxx special. But hey, Kraven, he put together, ain't he?

Speaker 4 1:20:17

He's nice. Yeah, I mean, I know he's like little, but hey, y'all ever see that movie Kick-Ass? Yep, that's him.

Speaker 2 1:20:22

Yeah, it is. Oh that's him. That's crazy and he was on the Marvel.

Speaker 4 1:20:28

Kraven is.

Speaker 5 1:20:29

Marvel. Kraven is Marvel.

Speaker 4 1:20:31

Yeah, Kraven is Marvel, but what are you talking? About oh he was on X-Men right.

Speaker 2 1:20:35

He was one of the speedy the speedy person.

Speaker 4 1:20:39

No, not Quicksilver, Wait, no, I forget.

Speaker 2 1:20:45

He was one of them. I gotta look it up. Hey, you know what? We sticking true to the show, we don't fact check. Just look up ripped up dude for Kraven and he was a superhero. See what else he did. See what pops up. You got any movie recommendations?

Speaker 4 1:21:01

Oh hey, just Jess, I did want to correct you from last week. It's Nosferatu.

Speaker 6 1:21:10

Thank you. I was trying to figure out how the hell you say it, but I want to see it.

Speaker 4 1:21:14

Nosferatu. When it comes out Christmas Day, I'm going to be there. I want to see it. So bad Is that the vampire? It looks so good. That's the vampire movie.

Speaker 6 1:21:20

Yeah, I was trying to figure out how to say it. I was like I don't remember how it's pronounced, but I know it's good.

Speaker 2 1:21:36

Vampires. It's a remake of the movie from the 20s. I think it was hey who saw the movie with the vampire that got out the crate and was killing people on the boat I seen it.

Speaker 4 1:21:43

I seen it.

Speaker 3 1:21:44

The meter.

Speaker 4 1:21:44

Yeah, the edge of the meter or something.

Speaker 2 1:21:48

Wasn't it good.

Speaker 4 1:21:50

I thought it was kind of slow.

Speaker 2 1:21:52

I liked it though. Yeah, I'm like man.

Speaker 3 1:21:55

I love Wallace. I like that. I didn't like how it ended. I didn't like how it ended. What, when they?

Speaker 2 1:21:58

I don't even remember the ending.

Speaker 3 1:21:59

now you know I watch, so many movies you like.

Speaker 2 1:22:02

You heard that I got to take a lot of movies in so we can report it to the people Report it to the people it.

Speaker 4 1:22:11

To the people it's been kind of a slow year for movies hey especially around now.

Speaker 2 1:22:14

That's why I'm happy that Craven came out. Yeah, is anybody going to see Moussafa?

Speaker 4 1:22:19

I saw that today. I'm thinking I might go check that out too.

Speaker 6 1:22:23

Oh, a good show. Your Honor, that's so good.

Speaker 4 1:22:27

Oh, the dude who represents himself. No, his son accidentally killed somebody and he's a judge and he's trying to cover it up. Is it the dad from Malcolm in the Middle? Yes, okay okay. Yeah, it's so good, yeah, I saw, that. Is that on Netflix too?

Speaker 6 1:22:40

Yeah. I think so yeah, it was good Like three seasons.

Speaker 2 1:22:44

It's called you said it's called your Honor.

Speaker 6 1:22:46

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:22:46

Yeah, we gotta check that out.

Speaker 4 1:22:57

Yeah, it was one more that I think I watched. I can't remember. I haven't seen Lioness yet. Watch Lioness.

Speaker 2 1:23:00

Lioness, lioness. That's a girl from Columbiana, zoe Saldana.

Speaker 1 1:23:03

Oh, oh, okay, no, not Zoe Saldana. Yeah, no, yeah that's her.

Speaker 2 1:23:07

Yeah, hey, for a million dollars.

Speaker 6 1:23:12

Oh my god.

Speaker 2 1:23:13

Would you let?

Speaker 1 1:23:16

Zoe.

Speaker 2 1:23:16

Saldana pee in your mouth Damn, damn.

Speaker 5 1:23:24

Hey, we gotta split that million.

Speaker 4 1:23:26

All he had to do was throw a lady's name in front of that.

Speaker 5 1:23:29

Big difference. Picture some dirty ass trucker.

Speaker 4 1:23:34

Wait, let's change it to precious damn nigga got me, didn't he?

Speaker 1 1:23:40

you said throw a lick here we go ain't nothing wrong with precious, let me get out Joe's ocean let me get out Joe's ocean right now oh yeah, I forgot my bad my fault.

Speaker 2 1:23:58

Hey, shout out to the big girls out there, Shit, hey. Big girls need love too.

Speaker 3 1:24:02

That's right, Don't? I know it? You want to do something? Hey y'all.

Speaker 2 1:24:08

We like to welcome, or well, we like to say thank you for the special guest, Special guest appearance. Was this me or just Jess? Just Jess.

Speaker 5 1:24:18

Just Jess.

Speaker 2 1:24:19

Christian and our other anonymous guests that shall remain nameless, just chilling in the background. They here, though. I heard that. Next time y'all hear us Wait, wait, what's?

Speaker 4 1:24:37

Christmas.

Speaker 2 1:24:38

No, oh, christmas in two weeks. How about one more weekend? Ain't the playoffs this weekend?

Speaker 3 1:24:42

They start this weekend, no next week, next week, yeah, so I guess there's.

Speaker 1 1:24:46

What's.

Speaker 3 1:24:47

It might be something Just Army Navy, army Navy. Anybody watch it?

Speaker 2 1:24:51

Oh yeah, army Navy, I'd like to watch it. Oh man, hey, we Navy, anybody watch it? Oh yeah, army Navy, I like to watch it. Hey, we playing in the thing. Huh, for Fantasy. Oh yeah, man, man, I just got my fingers crossed because y'all and Sterling, oh you know what, man, listen, shout out to Sterling man, I'm going to tell you this. Let me tell y'all real quick why I don't talk trash in Fantasy football.

Speaker 5 1:25:11

You can't you can't, do you know?

Speaker 2 1:25:12

Sterling was the third highest scoring team and he did not make the playoffs. Like dude, it's all based on oh well, but hey, this dude has oh, I mean him Sterling, I think him Sterling and Steve, I think they're the top three for scoring.

Speaker 5 1:25:35

I'm about to be out because San Diego be out, because San Francisco can't do shit right now, dude, hey, I'm telling you, it's the curse of the number one seed.

Speaker 3 1:25:44

Hey, you know Walker's not playing.

Speaker 2 1:25:46

Hey look, let me tell you this when I was the number one seed. I ran through the league and I remember him and his brother. We'd be at the Hill. He ain't saying nothing. He ain't saying why. I mean because it's only regular season. Once you get in the playoffs, who cares right? First game.

Speaker 5 1:26:07

Very first game.

Speaker 2 1:26:08

Out First round. Three points out of two. Listen, the eighth seed in our league has won more than the number one seed. I think the only time the number one seed won was Shakira, the very first year.

Speaker 2 1:26:20

That was it and I'm still salty because I lost by one point. It was Colin Kopernik through an interception to Richard Sherman, and Richard Sherman wasn't supposed to be playing because he was on suspension, but he appealed it. I had Frank Gore and they were on like the three-yard line and all you had to do was just turn around and it's a Frank Gore. I know it was in 2012, but some stuff you just don't get over. I apologize everybody. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 1:26:54

I feel your pain. Anyway, on that note, and I'm not going to your pain anyway, on that note, and I'm not gonna even say nothing about a couple weeks ago, I finally won the trophy, and I ain't even seen the money hey, you know what we got it right here. You know what we're going to get it done up. We got to put what?

Speaker 3 1:27:08

one, two, three two people's names on there, so I can keep it for two days, you can keep it all year they're going to have a new winner in a couple weeks. Your name is still on there though. Yeah, keep it for two days yeah.

Speaker 4 1:27:23

Except for I win. I want that motherfucker right away. That's right.

Speaker 2 1:27:26

All right, y'all. Anyway, we out of here. All right, Peace, peace, peace Peace.