Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
From Childhood Memories to Casino Tales: Laughter, Relationships, and Holiday Cheer with Nobody's Talking Podcast
Ever wondered how childhood memories, gambling adventures, and holiday cheer could all intertwine into one podcast episode? Join the Nobody's Talking Podcast as Casino Chris, our special guest, regales us with tales from the casino floor, adding a thrilling twist to our usual banter. You’ll laugh along with the Get Fresh Crew—Bosco, Shyrod, Rodeo Joe and Just Jess—as we reminisce about iconic childhood toys like moon shoes and Razor scooters. It's a journey back to the days when a Huffy bike meant freedom and blowing into a Nintendo cartridge was a rite of passage.
But it doesn't stop there. With plenty of humor, we navigate the tricky waters of money and attraction in relationships, riffing on the age-old question: does wealth really make someone more appealing? Our spirited debate brings up public figures like Chris Rock and Jay-Z, sparking discussions that are as entertaining as they are insightful. As we zig-zag through conversations on dating dynamics and financial expectations, it’s clear that laughter is the best currency for exploring these complex themes.
Rounding out the episode, we tackle everything from the rough and tumble world of quarterbacks to the nuances of college football. Expect playful predictions, critiques on officiating, and a dash of film chatter to keep things lively. The festive spirit ties it all together as we send out holiday greetings and celebrate the joy of the season. With our unique blend of wit and camaraderie, this episode promises not just entertainment but a genuine sense of community and cheer.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 3:You got all this noise in my ear.
Speaker 2:Hello, turn her down on her mic. Anyway, yeah, welcome. All right, there we go, y'all ready. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are back and I got another intro song for y'all. I want everybody to hear it After this advertisement. We do not own the rights to this Quiet.
Speaker 4:Quiet, Please, everybody quiet.
Speaker 3:Quiet. We do not own the rights to this.
Speaker 2:That's Santa.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, Christmas is going to be canceled.
Speaker 2:Start at six Go today the game started seven o'clock christmas is gonna be canceled you know, you got to start it out right. It's Christmas, it's Christmas time, man Hollies.
Speaker 3:Queens.
Speaker 2:Okay, anyway, I remember that, remember that. You remember Rudolph Rudolph, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Every time his nose lit up, merry Eve.
Speaker 3:Eve and Merry Christmas Lumberjacks bounce.
Speaker 2:Happy New Year's to everybody. Anyway, this is the Nobody's Talking Podcast and this is the Get Fresh Crew. We are here, I am Bosco, and to my left, soup. Nah, it's Sherrod, sherrod, yeah, we's.
Speaker 4:Sherrod Sherrod.
Speaker 2:We're silky.
Speaker 4:I wonder why you dressed like Mike Tyson when you got out of prison.
Speaker 1:This nigga got a hood on Mike Tyson. You ain't got no prison and this shit ain't even kicked in yet. Listen.
Speaker 2:Don't let me. Let me go in on you, joe, I ain't gonna go in on you.
Speaker 1:You see, the problem is you can go in on me, I don't give a shit. That's the problem. You be caring.
Speaker 2:About what I say. You should be giving a shit About that damn Tight ass shirt you got on. I don't care. I don't care what I say. I don't care what I say. I don't care who's sitting next.
Speaker 1:All right. And to my left is this is one and only baby, Rodeo. Oh it's.
Speaker 2:Rodeo today.
Speaker 1:That's right, baby.
Speaker 2:Rodeo.
Speaker 1:We want Bama back, that's right, I got fucking, I got split personality.
Speaker 2:You see that, and A woman has sex with me like having a goddamn gangbang, so let me take my hoodie off. We all get some.
Speaker 1:Alabama Joe, get a little bit Rodeo me, hold on wait Three of y'all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, there's Joe, just Joe.
Speaker 1:And to my left.
Speaker 2:Okay, y'all hold on, here we go. One and only hey. We'all Hold on, here we go. One and only hey, we grabbed them out, the rafters.
Speaker 1:We had to knock the cobwebs out this month.
Speaker 2:The shimmy shake, because y'all know Superman had to go tend to some other business, that's right. And we're.
Speaker 3:Superman and we're.
Speaker 1:Superman, metropolis, he and Metropolis oh yeah, metropolis, we got the one, and only Jimmy Olsen on the side right there.
Speaker 2:Who is Jimmy Olsen? He said Jimmy Olsen, what was Superman's sidekick? Jimmy Olsen was the sidekick. Anyway, y'all To Joe's left. We have back, by popular demand, casino Chris. Yes.
Speaker 4:Bitches, did you get that 200 back yet?
Speaker 2:Hey, you want to go tonight Cha-ching? Yes, I didn't get it back yet. I didn't get it back.
Speaker 1:Cha-ching, we got Casino Chris, aka Cactus Chris.
Speaker 4:AKA.
Speaker 2:Blackjack. Chris Club. Chris, aka, clean your Microwave or no? Did you Clean your Microwave? Cause he will ask you that Do you Clean your Microwave?
Speaker 1:And let's not forget old number 11. Jess, your microwave clean.
Speaker 2:Of course, okay good good, okay, and to his left.
Speaker 3:It's just Jess.
Speaker 2:We have just Jess. We're going to get her to speak up a little bit.
Speaker 4:You got to open up Just Jess.
Speaker 2:Why you acting all soft?
Speaker 3:spoken Jess. Oh, oh but say soft spoken, jess. Was that better, jess?
Speaker 1:Say it with your chest, jess.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying Put a little funk in it, and Today's episode is brought to you by Welch's. Strawberry. Kiwi is what I'm drinking, and Twisted Teas and Twisted Tea.
Speaker 3:And the Minnie Mouse hat.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh yeah, and the Minnie Mouse hat. I just caught that.
Speaker 1:Wow bro.
Speaker 2:Yep, okay, you couldn't find a fucking Mickey one, I got a my little pump.
Speaker 1:No, lord, don't say it.
Speaker 4:Don't say it out loud, just keep it to yourself.
Speaker 1:It ain't cute, say it out loud. Don't say it out loud, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Don't say it out loud. I'm sending mixed signals, alright.
Speaker 1:Who cares? I'm sorry, don't say it out loud, I'm sending mixed signals. All right, man, he ain't supposed to wear a damn.
Speaker 2:Mickey Mouse. Who cares? It's supposed to be Mickey. I'm one with myself, Joe.
Speaker 1:Hi boys and girls I'm good it's supposed to be Mickey Mouse boys and girls.
Speaker 2:Hey Joe, why are you coming in here judging everybody? Man, I have a hoodie on you took it off, though.
Speaker 1:Thank you, I did take it off.
Speaker 2:I'm about to put it back on. He got a Minnie Mouse hat on.
Speaker 1:He's comfortable with this shit. Let him have a Minnie Mouse. Hey man, I got Listen, bitch, listen. Come on.
Speaker 2:Ain't nobody said anything about those three braids you got in your head. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1:All right. Oh, no, oh no See, we ain't fucking with no hair.
Speaker 2:Hey, my hair look good. Alright, stop hating on me. Back to the host, cause y'all about to go off track.
Speaker 4:He got twisted teeth.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. I been listening trust me, you don't wanna go to Jones's name, bro. I been listening, I been listening.
Speaker 2:Anyway, Y'all you know we got Go to Jones' name bro I've been listening.
Speaker 4:These dudes is out of control. I've been listening, all right.
Speaker 2:Anyway, y'all you know we got interesting topics to talk about. I think we do. We're going to bring a couple little Christmas topics, Talk about our favorite Christmas. Well, I don't know about the favorite Christmas, they're just a Christmas. Hey, joe, I know, don't know about the favorite.
Speaker 1:Christmas, they're just a Christmas. Hey Joe, I know, don't worry about it, I ain't going to talk about it.
Speaker 2:No, we got you what. I'm not even coming. No, because we got to top it, man.
Speaker 1:My birthday too close to Christmas, so I know where you're going with this. Yeah, that's why I ain't going to talk about it.
Speaker 2:So basically, you got screwed every year, is what you're saying? Yeah, you don't want to elaborate? No, happy belated birthday to Joe.
Speaker 1:Thank you very much, sir. Yeah, there we go. You didn't come have a drink with me.
Speaker 2:When's your birthday? We could do it today, that's fucked up.
Speaker 1:I had two. Know we could do it today. That's fucked up. I had bought the two bars of Hennessy and everything White.
Speaker 4:I don't know, privilege, you can't get the white.
Speaker 2:Oh, did he say privilege? That's the good stuff, man.
Speaker 1:You had something on the counter. I got privilege. I got white.
Speaker 2:I saw something on the counter the other day when I was over there. That was Martel.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 4:No, no, it was.
Speaker 1:Hennessy, was it no?
Speaker 2:It was, you're right, it was Martel Martel. What did you eat for your birthday?
Speaker 1:That's what we want to know. I had. Oh God, I can't say it. I don't have company.
Speaker 2:What, oh my god, tacos. What kind of tacos? Human tacos.
Speaker 1:Nigga tacos. Why can't you say nigga?
Speaker 2:tacos, you talking about real food.
Speaker 1:Yeah, real food. He makes nigga tacos. You know how I make nigga tacos.
Speaker 4:What's the matter with saying nigga tacos, yes I do that's right Steak.
Speaker 2:Real steak, I do you like tacos?
Speaker 3:Of course I like tacos. Yeah, you like nigga tacos.
Speaker 2:Oh, my Lord, Don't answer that I'm not going to answer that.
Speaker 1:Don't think you learn quickly. You would, though, if you had one. Now, there you go. That's a real thing. I'm talking about taco rolls Nigga tacos, alright, god damn it, silky Listen. No, but what I'm saying is all I'm saying. I call them that because I make it with real eyes. Instead of connessata Flank steak. I don't use that shit.
Speaker 2:You want to tell us what you make it with Rib-eyes? Okay, you got any secret ingredients in there?
Speaker 1:I can't tell you that it's a secret.
Speaker 2:You put hot sauce in them. I've had it before.
Speaker 1:No, we don't put no hot sauce in them. Tacos. What are you talking? About why not, then it wouldn't be a taco.
Speaker 2:They put salsa in tacos.
Speaker 1:No, we don't put no hot sauce in tacos. It's good.
Speaker 2:Salsa, that would make it a nigga. Yeah, salsa, yeah, homemade salsa, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:That ain't no nigga taco that's salsa bomb?
Speaker 2:Yeah, is it nigga salsa? Yeah, what?
Speaker 4:Y'all, this is the last week.
Speaker 2:Bosco, I'm sorry this is going to be the last week. Y'all done. Listen, shry's no longer here. Silky, oh Silky.
Speaker 4:Oh, oh.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's what I'm talking about, right there, here we go.
Speaker 1:Hey, we got you outnumbered. Anyway, I tell you three of us over this bus.
Speaker 3:Silky is back.
Speaker 1:That's right. No, but it was like the girls came over and had tacos. I didn't want no cake, because I don't really eat cakes bought at the store.
Speaker 2:Just do. You got to make your own cake, joe. Yeah, hey, you know you a food snob, right?
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh, yeah, at least he know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, at least he know. Hey, you know you a food snob, right, yeah, oh, yeah, at least he know. Yeah, at least he know. Yeah, he's a food snob because he's a very good cook Like very, very good cook.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, all right so.
Speaker 2:What you about to say.
Speaker 3:At least he know you're eating good when he go to his house, oh, absolutely. You need a friend like that.
Speaker 2:Every time.
Speaker 3:Every time you don't want to go somewhere, and they bought all their food at Safeway.
Speaker 1:Nah, no, I'm sorry about that, but I had to adjust myself a little bit. But now, you know, we came over and I made tacos. I had, you know, pork steaks and steak. You know we did Pork steaks, steak, so hey, that's what's up.
Speaker 2:Baby D show up. No oh.
Speaker 4:Hey.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Baby D hey Baby.
Speaker 4:D famous On the Baby D famous On the microphone.
Speaker 2:Can't see Baby D man? You just scared. Yes, I'm scared. I am scared, see, I am scared. See, I ain't going to tell Bosco. Bosco, you scared too. Uh-uh, I'm scared, I'm scared. Give her a little bit of time, she's just going to fall asleep. Hey my king.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:She's just going to fall asleep, so Christmas.
Speaker 1:After Christmas, we're going to have a get-together.
Speaker 2:After Christmas After Christmas Okay, so at the house.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not going to do like New Year's thing, but I'll be on vacation after that.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I tell you what if my niece comes down from Vegas, then I would probably do some Christmas.
Speaker 2:You'd probably do something on Christmas. Yeah, you going to make any desserts I'm always this dude going to have a whole spread.
Speaker 1:I know Like Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2:I'm like man.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Anyway.
Speaker 4:We're going to let it rip. That's enough about that. We we fool already.
Speaker 2:I know I'm hungry now. Now we're gonna talk about a little bit, uh, who remember their favorite, their favorite christmas gift. And if you didn't get a favorite gift, oh okay mine was eva kenevo, motorcycle.
Speaker 1:oh gift, oh okay, mine was Eva Knievel, motorcycle.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 2:That you spin.
Speaker 1:You had to pull the string.
Speaker 2:Oh, he was the one. Yeah, you rip it and just let him go across the kitchen floor.
Speaker 1:The spin was way, way after that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, see, I had to spin.
Speaker 1:There's like a 10 one they had, and you pull the string and yeah, no, I remember that one it would always fall down, though, yeah.
Speaker 2:It'd make it It'd go back and forth. Man, chris, you remember I'm going to say Atari 2600. Damn, Remember that man, he rich. Hey, I don't know if I got it when it came out, but Might have been a couple years later, but we got it. What about you, rod? It was a Sonic 6 bike. I don't even know what that is, sonic 6. It had a little shield on it. It had a little gear shifter on it.
Speaker 4:Oh, like in the middle.
Speaker 2:Like Pee Wee Herman, no man. It wasn't like no damn Pee Wee Herman.
Speaker 1:Sonic 6, the bike Pee Wee Herman had With the shifter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you just described that Pee Wee Herman bike.
Speaker 2:It didn't have the banana seat, did it? Nah, my sister had a bike like that. Had the little, the little tassels that come out the end of the handle bar.
Speaker 1:I didn't even throw tassels in there. That's you doing that, but I'm talking about the BB Herman bike.
Speaker 2:No, I'm saying that that was a sharp bike, though I don't know what you're talking about. No, my sister had the one with the tassels.
Speaker 1:It was kind of like an old Corvette.
Speaker 2:Oh, All right, Jess. Now it's your turn.
Speaker 1:Uh-oh.
Speaker 2:It. Y'all know it has to be For Joe's, for Joe's Christmas depression. Listen, I was going to be positive. Okay, let's go. Here we go. Hey, just letting y'all know Y'all on y'all's own. Y'all signed a waiver.
Speaker 3:My brother got me these moon shoes. They were like on Nickelodeon, they were these like bouncy shoes, oh the moon boots.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, boots, they were just like. It was like these plastic baskets and they had these like thick-ass rubber bands with a little shoe imprint on them, like so you could stand on the little imprint and you strapped them to your feet and they were like kind of bouncy when you walked on them. And they were at the thrift shop right down the road and I wanted them for like three months and my brother got them for me. They were like $10.
Speaker 2:I never really heard of them. Hey, now. Okay, now we just want to be humorous just a little bit Around. What year did you get these shoes? I have no idea you don't remember, you don't remember how old you were.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was that same year. It was, I think it was 2013. Damn Listen, just because y'all hey, hey hey, that's not my problem. You don't know how old we are.
Speaker 1:You like a factory T-shirt. I don't know how old we are. You like a factory to you. I don't have to know, Damn girl. You like shopping factory to you.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm telling y'all, this is what we do.
Speaker 1:I know you don't remember factory, you remember factory to you.
Speaker 2:No, you don't. You got a little bit of money. We have the youth, and we have the youth and we have the old people. So, We'll get into that later. He said we'll get into that later. Wait, did you look up a picture of the bike?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it don't look like Pee Wee Herman one.
Speaker 2:What is it? 91.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it don't look like Pee Wee Herman one, no, no what is it?
Speaker 2:Oh, 91. Yeah, no, but it had like the little shifter, the little shifter right there.
Speaker 1:I ain't got my glasses over here.
Speaker 2:Can't see.
Speaker 3:I can't even talk bad about it.
Speaker 1:Oh, you already trying to talk bad about it? Oh, so it was a.
Speaker 2:Huffy, it was a Huffy, see, it was a Huffy, it was a Huffy See. If we didn't say a Huffy man.
Speaker 4:Yeah, hell yeah. I'm so excited when I got that bike.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You know, what Nobody stopped me on that bike.
Speaker 1:Well, I probably, at least you had a bike.
Speaker 2:Oh, here we go, we're going. Hey, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's enough.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, Damn, that's what they are. I remember seeing those.
Speaker 1:Girl, that is the most you was rolling around in those.
Speaker 2:Hey, we might have to let Jess run the IG.
Speaker 1:I just thought about that. Oh yeah, that's just a basket. That's what she said. That was my favorite present. I know you could have made that shit at home.
Speaker 2:Oh God.
Speaker 1:Listen.
Speaker 2:Her brother got them for her.
Speaker 1:She could have made that at home, though, but it felt better. It felt better coming from her brother. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2:It's the thought that counts.
Speaker 1:Yes, it is.
Speaker 2:See now, how are you going to rain on her parade, joe?
Speaker 1:I ain't miserable at that company, this guy.
Speaker 4:Oh, I got a Razor scooter one year too.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:I was really excited, john what year, I don't know. I was going to say the same thing. I was like nine.
Speaker 3:I was nine.
Speaker 1:No, don't do that. Stop, stop, stop, stop, right there.
Speaker 2:How many years ago was that?
Speaker 1:First of all, the fact that you're counting on your fingers is pretty bad enough 2012.
Speaker 2:2012?.
Speaker 1:You got to race this motherfucker, counting on your fingers it's 2024, that was like the highlight of my whole life, just stop it.
Speaker 2:That's 10 years ago.
Speaker 1:Girl, my head is about to bust what I oh okay yeah, listen.
Speaker 2:I told you, I think I think my favorite might have been I remember when those came out too. Y'all remember the little, the little nerf, the little nerf hoops that you put on the back of the door, that and a Nintendo Nintendo 64. When I had, no, just a regular Nintendo, the original, the first one. You never had the original. That's the one that had tech With Duck Hunt yeah, duck.
Speaker 4:Hunt. Oh yes, yeah, you never had the original, that's the one that had tech.
Speaker 2:What was tech called With Duck Hunt? Yeah, duck Hunt.
Speaker 4:Oh, yes, yeah you had to blow the cartridge to get it to work. Yeah, he had it, you had it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you had to blow inside the you don't know about none of this, jess, uh-uh.
Speaker 3:I didn't have any electronics.
Speaker 2:Oh, you was rich.
Speaker 3:That was all I had was that one game, and then my mom caught me with it and never saw it again Damn.
Speaker 2:She sold it, huh.
Speaker 3:Probably.
Speaker 1:Your mom was mean man. We didn't do mama jokes no.
Speaker 4:What? Okay, okay, I'm going to stop at she sold it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she sold it. You can make up the rest from there.
Speaker 2:We got you we got you, it's all good. Hey, we're gonna give her and Joe three minutes each at the end of the show. And we're just gonna let them go in I think she might have had it worse than Joe. We're gonna have to go wild. Hey, we're gonna have to go wild.
Speaker 1:She was just saying that now, because she had basket shoes no.
Speaker 3:My shit came from.
Speaker 1:Factor 2U man.
Speaker 3:Duh, that ain't bad. That ain't bad. We had Dee Dee's discounts and the thrift store down the road that didn't even have a name.
Speaker 1:Man. Our shoes had seven eyes on one side.
Speaker 3:Hey, Dee Dee's still here yeah it is.
Speaker 1:You remember Factor 2U? Did your shoes have eyes on one side, six on the other?
Speaker 3:I had Velcro straps, is it you remember? That Velcro straps I couldn't tie my shoes, you remember?
Speaker 2:that oh hell.
Speaker 1:Payless.
Speaker 4:Go to Payless.
Speaker 2:Do they?
Speaker 4:got Payless out here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all the Payless they shut down. Oh, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3:I used to think Ross was fancy as hell.
Speaker 1:Speaking of that.
Speaker 2:You said you used to think Ross was fancy.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I still think Ross was fancy.
Speaker 3:I went in there the other day and I was like oh my god, the floor is clean as hell.
Speaker 1:Speaking of.
Speaker 2:You can come up in Ross.
Speaker 1:If you look around a little bit, Look, since you brought that up, you know Advance Auto is closing Advance Auto. Why, I don't know.
Speaker 2:So if you need anything, car shit.
Speaker 1:Go to.
Speaker 2:You know, Advance Auto is closing yeah.
Speaker 4:Advance Auto yeah, why I don't?
Speaker 1:know they got stuff like 80% off. So if you need anything, car shit go to Advance. Auto. Oh really, yeah, I mean including like shit to clean your car with, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Damn they closing.
Speaker 4:All of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, advance Auto 75th and.
Speaker 2:Thunderbird.
Speaker 1:Damn. They're closing and then somebody else is closing too Shit. There's another store that's closing, kelly's no.
Speaker 4:What is that?
Speaker 1:Kelly's is an automotive repair shop, right Kelly's.
Speaker 2:I don't even know where that is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it used to be like a bunch of them back in the day.
Speaker 2:Oh, kelly's, yeah, oh.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 1:Well, oh, no, yeah, that was depressing.
Speaker 2:We got Christmas out the way. Now who wanna talk about these chicks? Uh?
Speaker 1:oh, which one of the chicks we talking about? Entitled chicks, are you gonna talk about entitled?
Speaker 2:chicks? Why'd you look at me when you said?
Speaker 1:that.
Speaker 3:Why'd you look at me when you said that? Why'd I look?
Speaker 1:at you when you said Fucking Ross was Up to date and shit.
Speaker 2:She just said it was clean when she went in there. That's all, yeah, hey Joe shops at Kohl's, hey listen.
Speaker 1:I almost Jones on you when you said it.
Speaker 2:You don't mean it, my feet ain't black or nothing. Hey Joe shops at Kohl's. He looks down at people who shop at Ross. Hey Joe is fancy.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:If you can't go to Kohl's, you can't. Be Okay, what about these chicks? Uh-oh, oh, you got some more in there. That fall in love. Okay, do you think, do the chick fall in love with you, or do she fall in love?
Speaker 4:with the money.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's the money. I don't even know what the question is, but it's the money, I mean. What's the premise of the question? If you rich, you're going to fall in love with the money.
Speaker 1:No, I ain't. I think women just fall in love until somebody better come along.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I think I, I, I think you're wrong, I think women okay, hold on, let me take my opinion, then I'll let jess stay here. Let the lady have the floor oh, go ahead so I think I think women become more emotionally attached to men and fall in love easier than men Now you can. So I disagree with that If a guy wants to talk to a lady and she finds him not so handsome, attractive but he has money or not, so interesting.
Speaker 2:Then all of a sudden he comes into money and this motherfucker look good, okay, hold up. Interesting. Then all of a sudden he comes into money and this motherfucker look good, okay, hold up. Okay, we're going to let you go, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Okay, no, because at the end of the day, in all my previous relationships well, not all of them, but recently I have ended up being the one to oh, you got $20? Yeah, I got $20. No, I don't have being the one to oh, you got $20? Yeah, I got $20. No, I don't have $20, but I'm going to give it to him anyways.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 3:No, like I don't know, For me it's not money. For some girls it definitely is about money, like don't get me wrong, I met plenty of people like that, but like I don't know. Okay, I'm going to ask you a question.
Speaker 1:I'm going to ask this question right here. Chris Rock, is he a handsome guy?
Speaker 3:Chris Rock.
Speaker 1:Yeah, is he handsome. Just say yes or no.
Speaker 3:All I see.
Speaker 2:She said no Next question. That's all you got.
Speaker 1:That's all I got. Is Jay-Z here Because I know, oh hell, no.
Speaker 3:Damn Hove. That's H you got. Is Jay Z here? Oh hell no.
Speaker 2:That's Hove man, you sure. But is his money? Well, of course.
Speaker 4:Do I have to have him with the money? Then it's a no, I'm good.
Speaker 2:God damn.
Speaker 4:There are always more attractive billionaires, why do you have to settle for an ugly one? That's correct.
Speaker 3:Why settle for an ugly one when you can find a?
Speaker 1:good looking one. You ain't going to have a whole lot of billionaires beating that joke down. That's hurtful, Joe. That's the truth. I'm just using it.
Speaker 4:She said that's hurtful Joe, I'm just using it. Wait, is Lil Wayne attractive?
Speaker 3:Lil.
Speaker 4:Wayne.
Speaker 1:This dude is throwing out all these fucking jokes. Lil Wayne came up to you right now. Sorry, lil Wayne is not attractive Lil Wayne.
Speaker 3:I'll entertain him for a night so I can get some free drinks and maybe like it's some money, but so that made him more attractive, right. No.
Speaker 2:That's just for a night.
Speaker 3:It made the experience sound more attractive.
Speaker 2:Wait, because he's Lil Wayne, you're going to spend the night with him. She didn't say that.
Speaker 3:Oh no, no, no. She just said for the night she's going to hang out with him for the night.
Speaker 1:She said she's going to hang out. I ain't doing nothing more than that.
Speaker 2:Because he's an entertainer. But you just said you're going to entertain it for the night, Like go out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'll go out. So you're going to go hang out with them because it's an entertainer. We know what you mean.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, I'll hang out with anybody, because they're an entertainer I don't got to like them.
Speaker 2:I'm an entertainer. Yes, you are, Chris. Yes, you are. What about R Kelly oh? What about R Kelly oh?
Speaker 1:R Kelly.
Speaker 2:R Kelly got railroaded man.
Speaker 3:Free R.
Speaker 2:Kelly. So money don't matter to you? No, okay.
Speaker 3:So that's more of like a complex question, though.
Speaker 1:Like because you know you're hit with R Kelly Whenever you're getting to know somebody.
Speaker 2:It's your booty Now, of all the stuff you could have said, that's what you came up with hey, that's what R Kelly said.
Speaker 3:But listen, like whenever you're getting to know somebody that you're obviously attracted to, like into whatever, like how much you make a year, like you're not asking those questions.
Speaker 2:Wait, hold on. That's a whole different. So can I, because you ain't older. Let me. Yeah, exactly that's where I was going. Why? Because you're not as experienced. Yeah, I haven't experienced the heartbreak y'all have experienced. No, no, it's nothing about it.
Speaker 1:Hold on, jess, I have not experienced heartbreak.
Speaker 2:How do you?
Speaker 1:know, I had heartbreak. I haven't experienced heartbreak.
Speaker 2:I mean, I probably did but so what, hey, chris, chris, you want to talk about it. You want to talk about it, chris.
Speaker 1:I don't want to talk about it. I haven't had experience. Nothing Jack Daniels couldn't handle. That's it.
Speaker 3:I believe that, joe, I'm telling you right now Nothing Jack Daniels couldn't handle.
Speaker 2:That's it I believe that, joe, I might be on that boat with you. You're a young woman, right?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think older women tend to go after guys with money.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, I've probably been with so many men that they've had to pay for. They're tired of it.
Speaker 2:You just said you had to give your ex 20 here and there.
Speaker 1:Man, you ain't been out in a while, have you Right? Yeah, you got to pay for them, young ones. That's what I'm saying. That's not the first thing I'm going for, though.
Speaker 3:Like if it's been like months and you're still asking me for $20 a week. At that point I'm not asking you for anything, so why are you asking me for?
Speaker 1:it who asking you for $20 a week?
Speaker 3:And if I do ask you for it and you're not giving it to me. Why isn't it the equal way, both ways?
Speaker 2:It should be both ways hey did he have a job?
Speaker 3:And he moved. We're not going to talk about that. $20 a week, that's an embarrassing moment. It's embarrassing for me A little bit $20 a week.
Speaker 2:I mean, I almost went and shick. It's embarrassing for me A little bit, oh, okay. That's cool.
Speaker 1:That's cool. I mean, hey, shit, I'm young Damn. I almost went in sugar daddy. Hey, you like, that's all. That's it.
Speaker 3:$140 a week what.
Speaker 1:Shit, I'll throw that funky 40 out there. Oh my God, hey, you can take this funky 40.
Speaker 2:Put it on the table. Hold on, Put it on the table hey funky.
Speaker 1:I mean.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I just think it should be like not the first. It's not the first thing I look for, but it's definitely something I look for after I've been given and given and not receiving nothing.
Speaker 2:How do you feel about guys coming to talk to you and they leading like oh, you know, I have money. I'm pretty sure you had guys do that, yes or no? Oh, you ain't no guys.
Speaker 1:Shit.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm telling you, listen, here's the thing. See, you haven't lived life fully, fully yet. No, no, no, that's what I said. We're going to give you the benefit of the doubt. You know, like I said a lot of this stuff. You know we're all lighthearted and it's jokes, but we realize, you know you're young but as you grow older because, oh, trust me, you looked a part, you definitely looked a part. So, depending on where you go, she all right? Hey, you won't sit up here and I'm messing with you.
Speaker 3:That's hurtful. I'm going to tell you what hurtful today.
Speaker 2:Don't put me in the category with him.
Speaker 1:Don't put me in the category with him. I'm going to show you what we used to do in the sugar daddy club.
Speaker 2:See what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:That's what you got to deal with. Hey baby, what's your name? That's what you got to deal with Jess.
Speaker 2:That's what you got to deal with, Jess.
Speaker 1:That's Sugar Daddy.
Speaker 4:Coming to a Put it back up there.
Speaker 2:Do it again. Joe, Coming to a theater near you.
Speaker 1:Hey girl, what's your name? You should write just Jesse, oh damn that's a 50.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, ooh a 22.
Speaker 2:That's two and a half weeks. That 20 was light. That's two and a half weeks. He don't even got no 20s. He don't even carry 20s.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we burn that shit up, we start a fire with that Dang.
Speaker 3:What you talking about, that's why I said you ain't been out in a while. No, I mean, it's definitely Not changed. I'm just fucking with him In this day.
Speaker 2:No, you know, Stay genuine. I appreciate, stay genuine and true. No, no, it's gonna change.
Speaker 1:No, it ain't gonna change. No, listen, remain who you are, stay the course. I'm just fucking around, just stay the course.
Speaker 2:Y'all know, we here for jokes.
Speaker 3:I got about maybe Three more broke dudes and then we're good Moving on up.
Speaker 2:So hold on that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:So you got three more. You got three more broke dudes left Three strikes.
Speaker 3:Three strikes Wait hold on.
Speaker 2:Are you actively seeking broke dudes? Is what you're saying.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just not going to look at that first thing and then the fourth one.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be like so how much you making here, how much you got Like hold on you know what, how much you got Silky.
Speaker 1:The way my checking and savings are set up. See, now I'm going to tell you, though. In reality, you got to go debt to income ratio. Though Don't just fuck with them.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because he can have a lot of debt. You're not staying that long.
Speaker 1:No, that's not what I'm saying. Hey, you don't even got to worry about that, you got it.
Speaker 3:That's not what. I'm saying she said she wasn't staying, she's not even going to make it that far, here come the debt ratio.
Speaker 1:It's not going to catch up to me. I won't be there long enough. We're good.
Speaker 2:Because she said she's a killer.
Speaker 1:Amen, you got to answer that, Damn Joe why you getting into economics? I'm just saying Financials you got to check his 401k.
Speaker 2:He don't even know my real name. How long before he knows your real name, bianca?
Speaker 3:Shit Well, I look at the Dutch income ratio. Look at the house income ratio. Fucking hell.
Speaker 1:And look, look, I'm gonna tell you Straight up though, do you have?
Speaker 2:Do you have some fake names?
Speaker 3:No, I've never done that, let me tell you, though, like I said, I got three strikes Before I turned into that Kind of lady.
Speaker 1:It's like this is Three more strikes.
Speaker 3:Three strikes.
Speaker 4:Three strikes, maybe four, maybe four If the right one be missing.
Speaker 2:So that's about six months If he giving her that thang.
Speaker 4:So about July.
Speaker 1:She be ready to operate. Good thang thang I don't need to know the real name. Go on.
Speaker 2:Joe, don't want to know the real name.
Speaker 1:Hey, joe, don't want to know the real name. Shit, I'll probably forget it.
Speaker 3:Anyway. He's like I'm here for the next two. She's going to be like my name is.
Speaker 4:Jess, I'm nice to meet you, jennifer.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I want, but I love what I'm getting. It's going to be a whole different thing. Hey, I don't know what I want, but I love what I'm getting.
Speaker 2:It's going to be a whole different thing.
Speaker 3:That's what you're telling me bro.
Speaker 1:Hey, I don't know what I want, but I love what I'm getting. Oh hell, no, Shit, fuck that. Don't need to know the remote.
Speaker 2:Oh Lord, oh man, hey, change the channel for me. Y'all crazy.
Speaker 1:Oh, screw, no, no, not the All right. Look, get up and change the channel?
Speaker 4:I have another question now. We've been clowning.
Speaker 2:Well, you know, that's all we do anyway. Okay, we straight. Okay, now listen. What's a homeboy's name? Luigi the shooter. Luigi Martin. What's his last name? Y'all hear about the fascination with this dude. What's this? Oh, the CEO shooter. Yeah, the CEO shooter, martin. What's?
Speaker 1:his last name.
Speaker 2:Y'all hear about the fascination with this dude the CEO shooter. Yeah, the CEO shooter.
Speaker 3:Talk about the thirst trap again.
Speaker 2:Where you been at. I mean, I know about it, but what y'all talking about?
Speaker 3:He doesn't listen to podcasts.
Speaker 2:He listens to it.
Speaker 3:Yes, he does.
Speaker 2:Oh, I be listening, obviously not lesbian. All these women talking about. They want him. Wow, like they want his baby.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 4:They got. He ain't in jail. Yeah, he's in jail. Yeah, man, they got.
Speaker 2:GoFundMes out there for this dude. Yeah, he'll get pardoned, man, they need to go give me, after nobody's talking, podcast. You can send it to Wells Bank of America. Chase please, hey man, let's give him A real account.
Speaker 1:We'll take. They probably really Try to look for it. And don't forget Shitty Bank.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, shitty Bank.
Speaker 1:Yeah, god damn.
Speaker 2:Hey, we gonna open up All this.
Speaker 1:Hey that twisted teeth. The hell's the truck.
Speaker 2:So hold on. They started to go fund me For this dude. Hey, well, I guess they done started to go fund me.
Speaker 4:They want him out yeah.
Speaker 3:They say one in four, one in.
Speaker 2:Was it one in? Four people Like approve of what he did.
Speaker 3:I bet there's so many people Writing him letters. He's probably getting fan mail From everywhere right now. He did a good job, so ain't nobody pay him to do that.
Speaker 1:No Bullshit. I doubt that. I believe that.
Speaker 4:You think so, Joe? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1:The thing about it because he was too calm and shit when he did it it wasn't like a spur of the moment, it wasn't like I planned this for fucking 10 years.
Speaker 2:It was right on the street, wasn't it? What do you think about the manifesto you?
Speaker 4:had.
Speaker 2:You can fucking have AI write you one of them.
Speaker 1:You can have AI write you one of them.
Speaker 2:So they're going to catch the dude at a McDonald's. Was that really real, though? Yes, what that he got caught at a McDonald's Some employee said hey, he looks like the guy in the video.
Speaker 4:But he had a mask on.
Speaker 2:But then they came back and said that McDonald's took the money or the person didn't get the money. No, they didn't no because the only way they get the money is if they would have called into Crime Stoppers. They called the wrong hotline.
Speaker 3:Damn, that's fucked up. They got on a technicality that's fucked up.
Speaker 1:That's messed up. They got away On a technicality. That's real messed up, yeah.
Speaker 2:I just like the Burger King ads.
Speaker 4:You seen those?
Speaker 2:This dude, we ain't. We don't snitch Burger King, we don't snitch. That's fucked up. That'd be weird man. This ain't.
Speaker 3:Why everybody?
Speaker 2:up man. You know everybody mad About the healthcare. He didn't even have United Healthcare, he was. I don't even have United.
Speaker 3:Healthcare. He had money. I don't have any healthcare.
Speaker 1:Oh you good.
Speaker 2:Hey, you young, you good. I hope you didn't Jinx this girl. She gonna walk out here breaking. Oh my god, that's hurtful.
Speaker 4:Hey, you young, you good. I hope you didn't jinx this girl. She's going to walk out here breaking.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, that's hurtful she's going to trip over a pebble man.
Speaker 3:Listen, that's okay, knock on wood right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, knock on wood right now.
Speaker 1:That whole thing is crazy, she's going to have a lot of kids.
Speaker 2:But listen, I still say had he been black he'd be dead. Think they would have killed him.
Speaker 1:He'd be dead. What do you think they're?
Speaker 2:going to kill him anyway In jail He'd be black.
Speaker 1:He can't tell on who paid him.
Speaker 2:Hell, no, he better not. Yeah, you're right, he in a bad situation right now.
Speaker 1:They're going to risk that shit.
Speaker 2:They probably going to pay his family or something.
Speaker 1:Man, come on, somebody paid them up. He comes from a rich family, he come for money. Yeah, and they going to let him keep their money? No, he didn't do it for money, then Damn. No. No, that's not it. You don't know what kind of debt they.
Speaker 2:He go to Ivy League school. He went to Pennsylvania. He went to University of Pennsylvania. Oh, he went to Penn.
Speaker 1:Yeah, his family going to be able to keep their money instead of going bankrupt Because of what he did. Right.
Speaker 2:Wow, rich get richer. Conspiracy theory. I don't know.
Speaker 3:I think it could partially be, for I don't know Some people get like an ego.
Speaker 1:He's going to write a fucking tell all book famous over that. He's going to write a tell all book.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 1:Do you see Chris Rock in it? He said the Mendel brothers are getting out. Are they getting out? He said they're going to get out just in time to be deported.
Speaker 4:Man.
Speaker 1:Ain't that fucked up. You spent 20 years, 30 years in prison. Now you got to go deported. Where the fuck your family?
Speaker 2:came from. I know where they from. Kim Kardashian is trying to get him out?
Speaker 1:I have no idea.
Speaker 2:She trying to get what, she trying to get him out. She think they cute. Oh, the Mendez brothers.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, she do.
Speaker 2:Who she dating right now.
Speaker 1:Hey, she thirsty. Oh, kim K Mm, hook up with the old boy that plays soccer overseas. Oh, ronaldo, nah, but he don't think he's fucking with her, though.
Speaker 2:Oh Ronaldo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know the number one soccer player. Oh Messi, Not Messi. Oh, Cristiano Ronaldo, he's a young cat.
Speaker 2:Oh, you talking about Neymar.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's really light-skinned and young.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, neymar, he's talking about, neymar, he talking about.
Speaker 1:Neymar, that's what she trying to get. He better not fuck her. That's what she trying to get. You know what I'm saying. That's what she want now. I think these old bitches Should be banned From the sports arena. Bitch you, 45 years old, why you?
Speaker 2:hating she older than that man. Fuck that. Go ahead, say it with your chest, joe. I'm gonna say it with my chest you 45 years old.
Speaker 1:You ain't got no business H around with a motherfucking 19-year-old motherfucker Period, I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 3:How old am I?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:How old are y'all?
Speaker 1:Don't matter, yeah, but we ain't got no money Shit.
Speaker 2:I'm 30.
Speaker 3:You ain't got no money, you just stuck a 50-year forehead and you say you got no money. That's more than me.
Speaker 1:And you ain't got no money.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just saying Look, if me and you hook up, we just two poor motherfucking fuckers.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, that's all we is. But I'm just saying but all I'm saying is and I'm 34, so you know, yeah, and if y'all hook up, y'all be just two poor motherfucking fuckers. But all I'm saying is this shit? Though I got a little bit more money, though I'm saying this, shit right here. Leave an email to tell us it all.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 3:I'm just telling you right now Just a little bit, man, that's just. I like the bows in pink man. You know that hat was donated. Joe's a hater.
Speaker 1:He don't. Come on man, he love alcohol. Look, I'm talking about the same chick that got the baby by the young boy and her son. The motherfucker ain't her son over there, she's as fine, as you may be, she is as good as your coochie may be, you shouldn't be hanging around her.
Speaker 2:We don't know about the coochie, but we know she is fine and her son is the same age as her new baby. Dad Right, that's crazy. But, put yourself in his situation.
Speaker 1:Yes, I ain't putting myself in his.
Speaker 2:His peers.
Speaker 1:But she done, banged half the goddamn.
Speaker 2:Okay, so you're 21 years old, you walk around. You see, drea, what you going to do.
Speaker 1:You going to tap, tap, tap.
Speaker 2:And she putting that thing on you. And she make you fall in love.
Speaker 1:Why you gotta fall in love, though that's not what I'm saying. She ain't making him fall in love. That's why she got pregnant.
Speaker 2:Don't she got another professional baby?
Speaker 1:daddy, she got three or four of them, motherfucker.
Speaker 4:She in the business, who she she in the business of becoming a baby mama.
Speaker 2:She used to mess with a football player.
Speaker 1:What's his name? Tyrod Taylor. Tyrod Taylor, yeah.
Speaker 2:And she messed with Orlando Scandrick. Remember Orlando Scandrick?
Speaker 3:She don't got no kids with them?
Speaker 2:do she who, Tyrod Taylor? Oh no, she don't got no kids with them.
Speaker 1:do she who Tyron? He ain't woke up yet.
Speaker 2:Woke up from what From that slide? Oh God, tyron, if you're out there. I love you, man. That's Bosco's boy.
Speaker 4:No, that's my dude dog man.
Speaker 2:This dude, t-mobile, is my nigga dog. Hey, look, I'm going to apologize for Tyron.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm going to tell you right now. Listen, listen, when that nigga slid and they hit him right, they did a close-up of him in the helmet Sleep and they hit him right. They did a close-up of him in the helmet Sleep dog, he was asleep. They did a close-up. No, Tam ain't lying. They did a close-up on that motherfucker.
Speaker 3:His eyes was closed.
Speaker 1:Sleep Both eyes, both up. You seen it. Look at the video. They did a close-up. This is not right to be hitting a quarterback like that, and they didn't even throw a flag for him. Oh, they didn't throw no flag, fuck. No, they didn't throw no flag for him.
Speaker 2:Who did they throw a flag for too, though, joe Tom.
Speaker 1:Shit, pat, tom, you name it Tua. No, they didn't throw nothing for him either. They took six concussions before they threw a flag. On that motherfucker Shit, shit, oh, on that motherfucker Shit. Oh, I think he had enough Flag. You know he had enough. Do a flag on that motherfucker.
Speaker 3:He's straight now though.
Speaker 1:No, he ain't. He ain't straight. No, you don't think he's straight. No man, you see that motherfucker gunshot bro.
Speaker 2:You think so. You can't be gunshot playing quarterback man. You see that motherfucking gunshot, bro.
Speaker 3:You think so you can't be gunshot playing quarterback man, he gunshot bro.
Speaker 2:Hey, but for real, let's go back to the subject.
Speaker 1:I bet you right now in his house a broom fall that motherfucker slide.
Speaker 2:Wait in his house. Man, you got to stop you out the pocket man.
Speaker 1:I'm just telling you right now. That motherfucker gonna slide. If a broom fall out the goddamn corner, he gonna slide In his house, in his house. Look how long his room is. I'm telling you, man, but no, but look at the Tyrod Taylor video. When he hit that motherfucker, that motherfucker hit the ground.
Speaker 2:Boom Sleep.
Speaker 1:Closed like a motherfucker.
Speaker 2:What about the Trevor Lawrence one? You see that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but see no, he tried to get the extra yard. They supposed to hit him Did he. Yeah.
Speaker 2:No, they told you, did he do the fake slide? He started sliding. He didn't do a fake slide.
Speaker 1:No he didn't do a slide, he just started late. He started late.
Speaker 2:Yeah and dude had already wound up on it.
Speaker 1:Man did he Good. He had already wound up on it God. I thought he Only reason referee threw the flag. It was Trevor I didn't even see it.
Speaker 2:It was bad.
Speaker 1:No, if you watch it, Odu loaded up and then Trevor saw him loading up and Trevor decided to get up.
Speaker 2:Man, it was too late. It was too late. He was already. Did you see that the gun was? I didn't see it. I seen it live.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 2:I didn't see it.
Speaker 4:Oh it was bad.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you the gun was, and you know you hit people before. When you load up, ain't no stopping. And he was running full speed.
Speaker 2:And they both were running full speed. That linebacker got like two games suspension.
Speaker 1:Three.
Speaker 2:Is he back now? How many games? That was about three weeks ago wasn't it.
Speaker 1:He should come back two games before Trevor do.
Speaker 2:Trevor still ain't back. Trevor on IR man, oh, he done yeah.
Speaker 1:Joe's stupid.
Speaker 4:He should come back two games before Trevor do.
Speaker 1:But no, no, and I'm telling you just like the man stumbling on the island and saying you know what point in time, when you think these quarterbacks just lie, they try to get every ounce of yard and then a speck of motherfucker just lighten up on them. You can't do that when you're already in motion.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:It's just like Patrick Mahone when he did that old, out-of-bounds shit.
Speaker 2:He'll go to the sideline like he's going to out of bounds, he'll step over a couple more yards and shit and then they want them to throw a flag when you hit that motherfucker. Fuck that.
Speaker 4:So look.
Speaker 1:He's slick with it. Yeah, he's super slick with it. That's what I'm saying, though. He's slick with it, but then you tap it and they're going to throw a flag on you.
Speaker 2:But didn't somebody do like a fake slide and kept running. That was in college, I think. Can he pick it? Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, he did a fake slide and took off.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that shit was dirty. Yeah, see, that was dirty.
Speaker 1:They got to cut down on that. That was RJ's boy. That was.
Speaker 2:Hey, how about we just open up? It's like, just like back in the day. Okay, back in the day when, tom Brady, you can just hit him.
Speaker 1:Just hit, hit him. It's like Tom Brady right when, when a dude was finna hit, he had finna tee off on Tom Brady and then he lit up. He just didn't tackle him or nothing motherfucking throwing a touchdown or some shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, that that happened.
Speaker 1:that happened in the Super Bowl against he had him dead to right he finna lock ooh maybe they paid him off? I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2:He should have lit him up. He didn't lay into him. And then Pat Mahomes ended up throwing a touchdown, he ended up running, he ended up taking off.
Speaker 1:You just saying that because you're a San Francisco fan. Hey man, we don't need to get into that right now.
Speaker 2:We listen and we don't judge.
Speaker 1:We judging you because you're a San Francisco fanatic. Oh man.
Speaker 2:Anyway, notre Dame, indiana, who you got I?
Speaker 1:got Indiana, you got Indiana.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm telling you they're losing right now the way I'm watching right now, Notre Dame. Oh what's the score? It's 7-9.
Speaker 3:Yep 7-9. That's seven nothing. Yep seven nothing.
Speaker 2:That's right. Dude took off 98 yard run.
Speaker 4:Touchdown run.
Speaker 1:That's all they gonna do they driving right now, that's all they gonna do. They driving right now, that's all they gonna do.
Speaker 4:Okay, you wanna put some money on it.
Speaker 1:No, I just I left my phone in the car. I was gonna hit. I was gonna hit up FanDuel and see what they can See what they can do for me.
Speaker 3:They got turf, they got field turf.
Speaker 2:I thought they had grass. Who?
Speaker 1:Oh damn.
Speaker 2:You think they put that in for the playoffs. I might have. I thought they had grass too, yeah.
Speaker 1:I think they all should be grass.
Speaker 2:They do no, so do I.
Speaker 1:Turf is fucking bad on you, man.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And not only that the rubber beads are toxic Are they?
Speaker 2:Are they? It's cancer man. Hey boy, joe is a wealth of information. Where'd you get that from Joe? That's why we got you on the show, joe.
Speaker 1:You know where I got it from? Where? Because when they put it on the soccer field in high schools they ended up with fucking like about 20 kids with fucking cancer. And then they did a research and said it was coming from the pellets, the rubber bees they put down the hole, down the turf. Is that right? You can Google it if you want.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to.
Speaker 4:Google it.
Speaker 2:We're going to fact check. I'm just going to be like, oh okay.
Speaker 1:So before you people put all that shit in your yard and your house, watch where your dog's scratching at and make sure you ain't sniffing that shit. You know that. Don't get them Nothing with Cause. You can't Fuck with a dog. You can do anything To a dog. You going to prison? Ask Michael Vick, michael.
Speaker 2:Vick. Hey, he got the job At Norfolk State. That's good. Oh, he's the head coach. Head coach.
Speaker 1:Oh, really yeah.
Speaker 2:Nice, mike Vick.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Michael Vick, who we got Eddie George at.
Speaker 1:Tennessee State, he at Tennessee State, y'all, he ain't doing too well. He ain't doing too well. He got a coach of the year, though. I think it don't matter. Goddamn Deion was whooping his ass Deion was whooping his ass At Jackson State Deion was whooping his ass boy.
Speaker 3:Hey, his ass boy.
Speaker 1:Hey, you got a star somewhere. Hey the George. And the Jackson State won the thing this year.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I saw, that, did they. Yeah, yeah, oh, they won the swag.
Speaker 1:No, they won the.
Speaker 2:Celebration ball. Oh did they yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, see yeah man.
Speaker 2:Ain't nobody talking about that?
Speaker 1:You bought some money today. No down, no more.
Speaker 2:Hey, did anybody bet on it? No, I did, man, it's hard to bet on no more. It was part of my parlay. I lost.
Speaker 1:Who you got for the national championship I lost. I'm going with ASU, asu what Win the national championship.
Speaker 2:You lost your goddamn mind.
Speaker 1:I always not say that because all these power fives and stuff they're not used to fucking about bruising running back. I think Scataboo gonna run all over you.
Speaker 2:I don't know if he as good as advertised.
Speaker 4:I don't know I've watched.
Speaker 2:Have you watched him? I think he as good as advertised and I don't think they're prepared for a bruiser. He's good, he's good.
Speaker 1:He's kind of like John Riggins.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:He's a bruiser. He's a bruiser Damn. He's kind of like Riggins. I'm serious, if I had to put him, he's like John Riggins. He probably takes a lot of hits. John Riggins, he runs and he don't fall but quicker.
Speaker 1:I tell you what I've never seen him fall With the first hit. Nah, he's always oh, okay. And the thing about it is the All these guys are just used to that finesse ball, that powder puff shit.
Speaker 2:The problem is, though, asu don't have a passing game. They're the number one receivers.
Speaker 1:They do have somewhat, but the only problem they have is their quarterback is a true freshman.
Speaker 2:Their number one receiver is out.
Speaker 1:That don't matter. Their quarterbacks are true freshmen. That's about the only problem they have, and they might do some confusing defenses on them. I think that all these schools from Ohio and that's another thing If that fucking coach don't win shit this year, that motherfucker out of there bro. Oh yeah, this might be your coach last year, bro, you might get your wish. If he don't win, if he don't come close to winning the national championship he don't even care about that, that's not the point.
Speaker 1:The point is if that motherfucker going to get close because he ain't beat Michigan in four years.
Speaker 2:Chris ain't never going to get his wish.
Speaker 1:Listen, I can tell you, this man Franklin.
Speaker 2:He just do enough, just to stay If they lose tomorrow. Geez, yeah he done. Don't nobody be mad.
Speaker 1:If he lose tomorrow, that motherfucker going to be out of there. He gone, yeah, he gone.
Speaker 2:Tomorrow, either tomorrow.
Speaker 1:He needs to come close.
Speaker 2:Tomorrow or the next? What's your name the next day? I mean tomorrow? What's the next game? Versus? It'll be Oregon.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm saying, though, if they need to come Outski, they need to come close to get into the big game. Yeah For him to stay, cause you think about it. I think they should let him go, even if they win, you ain't beat Michigan At all Everything.
Speaker 2:At all. Oh, I know.
Speaker 4:I know.
Speaker 1:And you couldn't even beat Michigan when he down in the fucking dunks.
Speaker 2:They worst team.
Speaker 1:That's the worst team Michigan had In fucking 15 years.
Speaker 2:I think Oregon got screwed Right. Am I lying? No, they did they gotta go through?
Speaker 4:They said which one they got the easier way. Yeah, y'all got the easier way, either Ohio State or Tennessee, yeah they just got to change the seedings.
Speaker 1:They got to change the seedings. They should do that. Yeah, how do they change the seedings?
Speaker 2:I mean just the worst team. The worst team goes to the top four shouldn't get automatic buys, yeah.
Speaker 4:Arizona.
Speaker 1:The thing is the top four, how you determine the top four, the top power four.
Speaker 2:Because they said it was power five, but now it's power four. No, just go by the rankings, the actual rankings.
Speaker 1:Well, if they did that, we would have been in it.
Speaker 4:Oh hell.
Speaker 1:I don't think y'all was in the top 12. True feelings.
Speaker 4:Joe.
Speaker 1:Joe, what are you talking?
Speaker 2:about. Let it go, joe, y'all out.
Speaker 1:Who got in, though? Oh, clemson. No, clemson got in because they beat fucking that high school they played.
Speaker 2:What's the name of?
Speaker 1:it.
Speaker 3:SMU, smu, that's what we all play.
Speaker 1:Yeah, y'all should beat them, them motherfuckers, ain't one of the games.
Speaker 2:We should, craig James, we should, oh my Lord, we should, but this Shit they should.
Speaker 1:Who got a Corvette Joe? No, I'm just saying, back then they had Trans Ams and shit when you get that information from. You know, man, erudiction them and all that shit. He ain't say that. I know he did. He didn't have to say it.
Speaker 2:But you saw it, though he didn't have to say it. That was a nice Trans Am too.
Speaker 4:It was outside the door.
Speaker 2:Allegedly it's legal now came to the high school with it.
Speaker 4:It was outside the door.
Speaker 1:Yeah, allegedly.
Speaker 2:Okay, they allegedly hey, it's legal now To this day. Them dudes do not say nothing about that. It is legal now. Oh, craig James yeah, I know, because he's been for a long time. Yep, Pony. Express man, and then and they make it so bad right.
Speaker 4:The, the year they won that shit.
Speaker 1:You know they won it on that goddamn fucked up backward pass all the way across the field, was it? I don't remember. No, remember they had a kickoff and the motherfucker got the ball over in the corner and then he threw it all the way across the field.
Speaker 1:Oh, I think the dude was laying down or something, something weird, yeah, and he threw it all the way across the field. Oh, I think the dude was laying down or something, something weird, yeah, and he threw it all the way across the field because they had to ass whoop that game.
Speaker 2:What's the shit Harbaugh did last night with the kick I?
Speaker 1:ain't saying.
Speaker 2:They call it a field. It's a A drop kick. No, it's a free kick. Field goal.
Speaker 3:So how does?
Speaker 4:field goal. So how?
Speaker 2:does so you get two points for it, you can Three.
Speaker 1:No, you get three. Oh, you get three points for it. Yeah, so how it works? That's not a free kick. You're talking about the drop kick?
Speaker 2:No, no, it wasn't a drop kick, it's a free. What is it called A?
Speaker 4:free kick field goal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a fair catch field goal. That's what it is. It's called a fair catch field goal. So they, they kicked a field goal, but they line up like they're kicking it off.
Speaker 3:But had he not made the?
Speaker 2:field goal. The other team could have fair caught it and got it. I think where they kicked it from man. That's some USFL shit, right? No, it's not. They figured it out. They got three points on that shit.
Speaker 1:I know you still can get three points for the drop kick. I ain't saying that.
Speaker 2:The only one person can really do it with Brett Favre.
Speaker 1:You have to, okay, say you're going to punt the ball, yeah, If you drop it and hit the ground and you kick it, it goes through the goalpost at three points.
Speaker 2:You got to drop it yeah.
Speaker 1:They still do that. Yeah, it's a rule, man, unwritten rule, they ain't take it out.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, it's not an unwritten rule, but it's the rules, Right, right. Hey Joe, you still got.
Speaker 1:Indiana NFL don't take rules out, they just add shit. You still got Indiana.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What is it? 14-9? 14-0. Damn Notre. Dame, I tell you what you bet on Notre Dame and watch how fucking bad it is, because you know your luck ain't no good, bet on them.
Speaker 1:I already did. I out of this bitch Watch me.
Speaker 2:What you gonna do A halftime bet. Hey Joe, yo janky ass.
Speaker 4:Why you hating on Notre Dame? They got a black head coach oh, they do I don't like Notre.
Speaker 1:Dame, that's who should be at Ohio State.
Speaker 2:Yep, I agree, marcus Freeman. So guess what? Your boy just signed a deal, campbell. He signed like an eight-year deal iowa state. I thought that made no difference. Oh yeah, well, yeah, right, right, right yeah well, anyway, I'm sorry, we talked about all this football. Jess, you want to talk?
Speaker 1:about something. Go ahead hey, jess is still here just go ahead and ahead and pop off. I know it's a little bit of a. I know it's a little.
Speaker 2:What'd you call that? You want to talk to anybody? Say something A little fidgety.
Speaker 1:No, no, what's that shit they call when men you know y'all fucked up.
Speaker 3:Ignoring them. Yeah, that, what do they call it? Tuning out.
Speaker 1:No, that's not what I'm looking for.
Speaker 3:Oh well, I don't know, I'm not a dictionary.
Speaker 2:She's not a dictionary. Yeah, yeah, did you just put your valley girl.
Speaker 1:I thought you were going to talk about the volleyball and some shit.
Speaker 2:Volleyball no, ballerina and shit. You watch Penn State volleyball in the finals on Sunday.
Speaker 3:I love watching football. I'm like, ooh, get in tackle it and I love watching football.
Speaker 4:I'm like ooh get in, tackle it.
Speaker 3:I don't care what side it is, but then you guys start talking about it and I'm like I'm just going to get drunk.
Speaker 2:She's like that's a three-pointer, I'm just going to get drunk.
Speaker 1:I don't know what the hell. I need to do?
Speaker 2:What are you drinking? You said get drunk. What are you drinking?
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Speaker 2:The Wicked. You see Red One's already on. Prime I give a no. They said it was coming out. I saw it on Prime. It's already on Prime. I saw it.
Speaker 1:What? Red One, red One what new movie, that one that was on.
Speaker 3:Netflix. The Carry On one.
Speaker 2:Carry On. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, carry On, you watched it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, is that a run come.
Speaker 2:No, it's with Bateman. Hey, I did watch. Wait, did I say that last week? Countdown? I watched Countdown Like it's. Oh, this is what I wanted to say. You know that's a real app. Now, obviously, what is? It's called Countdown? It's an app. If you look it up, it gives you the day of your death, right. So this is the movie. Obviously, that shit ain't real life. I think it's just because they say when you go look at the app, it says it's inspired by the movie Countdown. I ain't going to download it. So they came up with the app after. But anyway, it's the exact app that the people was downloading. Is the app that's on the phone. I ain't downloading, you ain't going to download it.
Speaker 1:I don't need it, I'm guaranteed 80 anyway.
Speaker 2:Anyway, your countdown was good. Wait, wait, wait. Hey, I watched Fall from Grace. You guaranteed to live to 80? Yeah, you guaranteed.
Speaker 1:How are you guaranteed? Because it is what it is.
Speaker 3:I'm guaranteed 80, bro Anything out of.
Speaker 1:That is up to the Lord, but I'm just guaranteed 80.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's why I live reckless.
Speaker 1:What you said. That's why you live reckless. I'm guaranteed 80, bro, amen.
Speaker 2:Hey, you alright with me, joe.
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm serious, though I can't make this shit up, I know I know you can't.
Speaker 2:No, I'm serious, though I can't make this shit up, I know. I know you can't make it up.
Speaker 1:I guarantee it 80, boy. Why what Hold?
Speaker 2:on.
Speaker 1:All the shit I put my body through Trust me. I don't even look my age yet. You can fight, not saying it, but you can't deny it.
Speaker 3:And God knows, I drank too much and I smoked weed and did all that shit.
Speaker 1:I did everything you know what?
Speaker 2:what them liver, them liver's good.
Speaker 4:Hold on, how did you get?
Speaker 2:to the number 80. That's what I want, right. Right, he said guaranteed.
Speaker 1:Why would you want to go past that?
Speaker 2:No, I just want to know why you, if you healthy, you can go past it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, how did you get to number 80 and not like 70? That's a guarantee. Though, come on, you can't do 70 years old. Think about that that's only like 10 years from now. What the fuck I want to do with that. It's 80. 80, baby, so that's 20 years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a long time, bro, so you just about to mob out. You're going to get some more twisted metal.
Speaker 3:Like he hasn't already.
Speaker 1:I might charge up all my credit cards at 79.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's a good plan. Right there, get a Corvette and shit. I heard I'm going to get a Mercedes. You going to pay this bill.
Speaker 1:Fuck no.
Speaker 2:I ain't paying that Nice nice you gonna pay this bill. Fuck.
Speaker 1:no, I ain't paying that Nice nice Mercedes, though, man I'm gonna get a C-Class, I'm gonna get a 2000 and motherfucking 95 Corvette.
Speaker 2:And what year is that gonna be when you get?
Speaker 1:it that motherfucker might be flying. It's gonna cost a half a million dollars. I can't afford that shit.
Speaker 3:Put it on my credit card.
Speaker 1:Yeah, put that shit on the credit card.
Speaker 3:You need to be going for money, Joe.
Speaker 1:I need to be going for money.
Speaker 3:I already did. How'd you deal with a woman that's?
Speaker 1:just about near death. I didn't hoard myself already it's like you won't again. Once upon a time You's like you won't again Once upon a time. You want your 20-25 Corvette, you know yeah, I'm just saying I don't need to do it again. I've done it once upon a time.
Speaker 4:You've done it once.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, that's why, I know, when you was talking, I was like, yeah, you must be young, that's why you're talking like that, so you've done it more than once. Oh man, I've been pussy whooped 300 times. You've done everything more than once 300 times.
Speaker 2:At least, at least.
Speaker 1:Ain't no shame in it, fellas.
Speaker 2:Listen y'all, Ain't no shame in it. We cannot make this stuff up Now. When you got your truck outside, you drove your truck. Did you give them your? Now, when you got your truck outside, you drove your truck, Mm-hmm. Did you give them your real ID when you got your truck? Yeah, they know who you are.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh no, I'm going to pay for that. I like that money, you like that? Yeah, corvette ain't paying for that. They got to come, get it Come get it from the kids, you, you probably gonna tear it up. They gonna come get it from the kids.
Speaker 4:They gonna get it from me.
Speaker 1:They gonna get it from the kids.
Speaker 2:This boy is wild. We gonna leave everybody with this song, right?
Speaker 4:here, we do not own the rights to this everybody with this song right here.
Speaker 2:We do not own the rights to this Fucking Frosty the Snowman With a jolly happy soul With a concoct pipe and a button nose.
Speaker 1:Isn't that, burl Ives? Burl Ives, frosty the. Snowman, there's a fairy tale they say Is that Burl Ives?
Speaker 2:Burl Ives, yes, hey, happy. Whatever you like to celebrate, happy hunting. Happy hoeing.
Speaker 4:Happy Hanukkah. Happy Hanukkah, kwanzaa, kwanzaa. No, well, if we don't see y'all for the new year. Happy new year, happy Hanukkah. Happy Hanukkah, kwanzaa, kwanzaa.
Speaker 2:Well, if we don't see y'all for the new year. Happy new year, merry Christmas, ramadan.
Speaker 4:Kwanzaa Happy Valentine's.
Speaker 1:Day and like Pinky, Merry Christmas nigga.
Speaker 4:Merry Christmas man. Merry Christmas Merry.
Speaker 1:Christmas nigga Pinky Like Pinky. Merry Christmas nigga. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas Merry.
Speaker 2:Christmas nigga.
Speaker 3:With Pinky Like.
Speaker 2:Pinky said hey y'all All right, y'all we done climbing.
Speaker 1:Anybody got anything else to say?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, peace.
Speaker 1:Everybody enjoy your Christmas. Enjoy your Christmas Eat cake, holla Eat cake, baby Eat cake.