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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Kicking Off 2025 with Fun and Fitness
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We kick off 2025 with a outrageous discussion as we take a trip down memory lane to our podcast roots from 2020, and gave a shoutout to Johnnie from Tucson. Our crew members for today's podcast, Bosco, Superman Steve, Shyrod & Rosalinda standing in for Alabama Joe, joined the fray, bringing their unique flair and sparking dreams of DJ stardom with pew pew pew sound effects included.
This episode also brings a humorous look at the "Hard 75" challenge, where we commit to 75 days of intense lifestyle changes with a focus on fitness and finances. Picture us navigating the struggles of daily workouts and resisting sugary temptations, all while swapping stories of late-night workouts and the weird world of lucid dreaming. We reflected on our shared adventures and aspirations, with a good dose of laughter and support that makes achieving these ambitious goals a little less daunting.
As if that wasn’t enough, we ventured into the realm of thrilling obstacle races like the Spartan Race and Tough Mudder, recounting muddy escapades and daring feats with a sense of humor and camaraderie. From fear of heights to the adrenaline rush of high-speed motorcycle rides, we covered it all, even throwing in some movie recommendations and a bit of banter about extreme sports. Whether you're diving into your own New Year's resolutions or just in for a good laugh, this episode promises a wild ride of motivation and adventure.
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We ready, we ready for y'all 2025. Oh yeah, bring it in 2025. The right way.
Speaker 3This is brought to you by Jerry Springer. If you hear us coughing or eating or drinking, we apologize Because it's a new year. We're going to talk about New Year's resolutions Because I saw this cat sent me some of his. Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah, I have absolutely none. I never do. Anyway, welcome to the nobody's talking podcast. We're back. Welcome happy 2025. We're coming to you live. Actually we're not, we're recorded, but it's still live.
Speaker 3All right, let me get this out the way real quick. Shout out to my man, johnny from Tucson. You know who he is. He might be rolling down the street.
Speaker 5What's up, Johnny?
Speaker 3Hey, johnny Cruising down the street in my 6-4. Me and Johnny with all them hoes hey no. Shout out to his wife. It's a joke. He don't have no hoes. He ain't got no hoes.
Speaker 5God damn, johnny ain't got no hoes you hoeless.
Speaker 2Johnny, he ain't got no hoes to hell, he don't have none.
Speaker 3Anyway, we got that out the way. Shout out to Johnny, but this is your host For 2025. Uh, y'all know we started this, I think, in 2020. Damn the pandemic. Damn. It's about time we about to start doing some, some Patreon, hey, I tell y'all. What If y'all can raise $500,000 on our Patreon? Somebody is going to make a sex tape. I'll make one for $500,000.
Speaker 5Man for real, Would you make one for $100,000?
Speaker 1I'll make one for $100,000. Depends on who, with though, I mean. What if it's with Precious Everybody For $100,000? For?
Speaker 3$100,000.
Speaker 2See, I'm going to be good for 2025.
Speaker 3I'm not going to say nothing because Precious like Precious, the real Precious, or the lady the real precious, or the lady Gabrielle, what's her name? See, I wasn't going to say nothing.
Speaker 1Yeah, we're not going to say her real name, why not? I'm just saying precious. Okay, you fill in the blank with the precious that you want, I'm just going to say no because it's $100,000.
Speaker 3I respect that young lady.
Speaker 1I respect her too, and that's a very good move. What if she don't respect herself and she want $100,000? Then we got to split it.
Speaker 3Would you do it with Precious Mom?
Speaker 1for $100,000? I don't even know what her mom look like, but yep, it's $100,000.
Speaker 5I'm doing it. It's Monique.
Speaker 1Huh, it's Monique. Oh yeah, I mean doing it, it's Monique, it's Monique, oh yeah. Oh man, I'm doing Monique, you ain't doing Monique. Man, me and Monique, when it get in, we both gonna be sweating at the nose.
Speaker 5How do you not know that's Precious' mom, you seen Precious? No, okay.
Speaker 3I ain't seen all of it. I haven't seen it all either. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 5I've only seen parts of it.
Speaker 3I was like you know, it's certain movies. I told y'all, the older you get, you know, the more.
Speaker 1Anyway, hold on, let's finish introducing oh yeah, we got to introduce ourselves.
Speaker 3Okay, like I said, this is your boy to my left.
Speaker 5I'm back for 2025. It's Sherrod, we got.
Speaker 3Sherrod back.
Speaker 4To my left we have Rosalinda.
Speaker 5Happy New Year 2025. Alabama, rosalinda.
Speaker 1Rosalinda. Rosalinda's sitting in for Alabama.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's Alabama Rosalinda. Alabama Rosalinda. She was going to be Alabama Josephina. She's Alabama Rosalinda now gonna be Alabama Josephina. He's.
Speaker 2Alabama, rosalinda, okay.
Speaker 3And to her left you got.
Speaker 1Superman Is in the building In 2025. Pew pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew Pew.
Speaker 2Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew Pew.
Speaker 5I saw a video that made me think about the whole pew, pew, pew. It was funny. It was this African dude. Every time someone would call him up or ask him to do something, he'd be like pew and disappear. Pew, pew.
Speaker 3I wonder if I can. I want to try to make that my ringtone. Pew pew pew. You know how it goes off, Pew pew pew. How did that even start? That's just like.
Speaker 5It's just one of those sound effects.
Speaker 3Yeah, just like in the club.
Speaker 2Just took off, yeah.
Speaker 1DJ, one DJ using, next DJ using and everybody using these DJs make so much money. Boy you using and everybody using these DJs make so much money, boy.
Speaker 3You like good, I need to be a DJ, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1I don't know nothing about music, though I'm trying to download it and upload it and start it hey.
Speaker 3I would just sit up here and hit a button Right and then get some glow sticks.
Speaker 5Just don't let it stop.
Speaker 1Don't let the music stop. Everybody like. Hey.
Speaker 3Hey, be like on house party. The DJ is a motherfucking. Oh yeah, be like. Oh the.
Speaker 1DJ sucks hey, man don't bump my table. Hey, don't bump my table. Hey, that was good right there, house party.
Speaker 3Now, alright y'all, since we talking Happy New Years, did anybody? I already said it, so we can skip myself Now, all right y'all, since we're talking happy New Year's, did anybody I? Already said it so we can skip myself because I have absolutely no.
Speaker 5New Year's resolution. Yeah, resolutions, resolution, nothing Resolution. So on that subject, I don't really believe in New Year's resolutions Me neither.
Speaker 4I believe, in goals.
Speaker 5So, like the whole New Year, new me thing man fuck, that Is it New Year's You're still the same name you were 40 years ago.
Speaker 3New Year's same me. You just like your daddy you nut and ass nigga Damn huh. You don't like my dad that much. You know somebody's saying that too, For real, yeah.
Speaker 5But New Year's saved me different goals or different results, that's it Right Same you Same, me Different results.
Speaker 3I'm still trying to hit Powerball, making millions. That's a goal and make the stall Mega Millions.
Speaker 4That's a goal.
Speaker 1And Meg the Stallion. Hell, yeah, that's a goal.
Speaker 3I'm trying to hit Meg the Stallion as a goal.
Speaker 1I hit them all.
Speaker 5Powerball Mega Millions.
Speaker 2Powerball Mega Millions.
Speaker 1Give me the Megs Lotto.
Speaker 2The other Lotto.
Speaker 3You got it, y'all chicks gotta start having. Oh, what about Cash Dolls? Cash Dolls, exactly.
Speaker 5I don't know them. They ain't kinda big last year, I think they from?
Speaker 3I think they from Miami. Yeah, wait it was Cash Dolls or she one person? You know, I'm thinking about City Girls. Oh, City Girls, yeah.
Speaker 5But is Cash Doll?
Hard 75 Challenge With Friends
Speaker 3I heard Cash Doll, that's one person, though, right, I think so. Hey, y'all, listen, we old.
Speaker 1Hey, we don't fact check, Yup hey how about you, Rosalinda. Yeah, Rosalinda.
Speaker 5Goals, yeah, goals.
Speaker 4Resolutions no what you don't believe in resolutions, I mean just goals.
Speaker 1Just a goal, exactly. You didn't even say the goal.
Speaker 4Fitness-wise, just do more cardio.
Speaker 1Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2You are so excited.
Speaker 4You got to get your heart right, right, right, but that's about it. How about money-wise?
Speaker 3Money-wise, I mean money wise shit that's everybody's goddamn goal, and you know that's my goal every year, like every year is to do better than get money make money yeah dude, I'm like shit. Even if I do the same, I'm alright mindful demure it's very mindful carry a mirror around.
Speaker 1Yeah, very mindful, very mindful.
Speaker 3I'ma be demure Made backful. I was driving behind one today, and I was like you know, what they say cars are a depreciating asset. Give me three of them. Right, I got this money burning a hole in my pocket.
Speaker 5Whoever in California that hit that one point Two.
Speaker 3You took our money.
Speaker 1That one bill.
Speaker 3You dirty sum of money.
Speaker 1I was like man, we didn't even get a hundred thousand. I was so hurt. I did see that one person in Phoenix.
Speaker 5Somebody hit for a million. It wasn't us. I just saw three people hit two million.
Speaker 1I'll take that too. Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5I don't know if it was Powerball.
Speaker 1Man just give me a blessing, that's all I need.
Speaker 3All right, let's get to Superman's, because we ain't. What are your goals? What are your goals? What are your goals what?
Speaker 1are your goals. I don't have a resolution, but it's just. I have a New Year's goal, so this year I'm starting with a hard 75. That's what it's called hard 75.
Speaker 3You can Google it if you like, but it's the basic simple principle is you know, Uncle, I thought you were going to have sex for 75 minutes Hard 75.
Speaker 1I'm like, good luck with that. They got a soft 75 too, but anyway, so let me go to the hard 75. I'm like, so they also call it that. They got a soft 75 too, but anyway, so let me go to the hard 75, hard 75. We're gonna do 75 days double working out, double workouts, one in the morning, one in the evening, or you can do double workouts back to back if you like, but each workout has to be at least 45 minutes. So you do the double workout and one is going to be inside, one is going to be outside. So a lot of people, the way they cover is they do a you know a gym workout and then they might do a class or they might do like a walk or jog. That's outside, around the neighborhood, anything like that. Whatever you can make it work. You can take your dog out for a walk for 45 minutes. That's a workout. Just keep moving, keep the dog moving too.
Speaker 3That's outside workout that's outside okay you know the inside workout.
Speaker 1I got plenty of workouts to do, so that's nothing basketball weights exactly basketball weights soccer pick a ball pick a ball yoga, you got z Zumba Anything. So your workout? You just make it yours.
Speaker 3Can you? What if you can have sex For?
Speaker 145 minutes. If you can do that For 45 minutes. Or if you a motherfucking Porn star and you got a 75 minute shoot man, go ahead and count that. Or a 45 minute shoot, go ahead and count that you like. Yeah, that's a workout, nigga, I was sweating. You see me me glistening. Nigga, I'm dripping sweat on her ass. But that's the first part. The second part you got to give up something, so I'm giving up sugar, so I don't do nothing. I mean this. I know it's hard. This is just day number three.
Speaker 5I started on the 31st actually that's why I dive it has to be food wise or anything anything. No processed sugar. No corn syrup when you say give up something it has to be a food-wise.
Speaker 3So no syrup on your pancakes.
Speaker 1Right, no syrup on my pancakes. That's why I'm not eating them.
Speaker 5So you can give up booty then.
Speaker 1Yeah, you can give up whatever you want.
Speaker 5Give up something, you don't want to give that up. Hey, that's on him, man he want to give up, I mean you gotta give up. It's like lent right.
Speaker 1So you don't give up, just give us something, so give us something, so you cut it out just cut it out.
Speaker 5It's more important than water.
Speaker 1All right, speaking of water, you gotta drink a gallon of water every day, you gotta monitor it, keep you drink a gallon of water every day and you gotta read a book, 10 pages every day, self-help book, whatever type of book you like. You wanna do a Harlequin novel? You can do that too. What?
Speaker 3if I just wanna read Articles on the internet. Amen.
Speaker 1Or it has to be a book, ten pages, I would say a book, but you can read anything you want. Like I said, make it yours, make it yours. But, you read it, we got that. We got that. You got no alcohol. Cut it out 75 days.
Speaker 3I got that and I'm going on 52 years See.
Speaker 1Ain't no rubbing alcohol, either nigga.
Speaker 3Well, shit, since you done, said that.
Speaker 2Let me put this Rubbing out, I was gonna take
Speaker 1a sip no.
Speaker 2No no night quill. He can't, he had none of that, oh yeah.
Speaker 3Like shit.
Speaker 2I ain't going to sleep tonight, no cough syrup no, nothing, all right. So no alcohol, yep.
Speaker 1And then the last thing. Let me see what was it. The last thing is read the book. Oh, take a selfie. You got to take a selfie.
Speaker 2Every day.
Speaker 1Every day, 75 days, 75 days of selfies. So you're going to see your progression as you go, your selfies with the angles like the women be doing. You know me, man, I'm a model, you doing duck lips.
Speaker 5Oh, I can't stand the duck lips.
Speaker 1Oh, I can't stand it.
Speaker 5Yeah, please don't tell me, you do duck lips, rosalinda, you do duck lips? No, have you ever?
Speaker 4I don't think so.
Speaker 1You did it without trying it was just natural.
Speaker 5It was supposed to make your face look better.
Speaker 3I don't even know. I got a question. I notice when you look at Women taking pictures they always like that left knee always bend or they always have like a knee or a leg that that being, why is that? Yeah, once you find the poles that you know, it's like I'm just saying like if you just go look at a whole bunch of women pictures, or maybe some guys if they leg bent, do your thing. Sis, whatever Do you, it's all the angles you want to pose.
Speaker 4It's all about the angles.
Speaker 1Right, you don't want the angle from down here, you want the angle from up here.
Speaker 4Exactly, go from up here. Oh, exactly, cause you will look taller Right, right Cause.
Speaker 5You look slimmer that way, right Cause your neck?
Speaker 1Yeah, cause it hides your neck. Yeah, yeah, all this under here, if you got that. So she's looking at y'all like.
Speaker 2I don't have to hide nothing.
Speaker 1Like she's like I don't know what you're talking about?
Speaker 3I'm Rosalinda. Do you see me? I'm Bama Rosalinda.
Speaker 4You're going on three days with no sugar.
Speaker 1Four days now, four days Yep.
Speaker 4Have you had any headaches? No, no, no. That's crazy, but it's starting today. I started craving it today. That's withdrawals right there.
Speaker 1I started craving it today, so I was just like oh, craving man, just go eat some fruit, cause I got all type of smoothies I've been making. Like every morning I make smoothies, so counter it with the fruit, like banana, pineapple.
Speaker 3Yeah, cause you said processed sugar.
Speaker 1See, these are natural sugars.
Speaker 4Like no ketchup, no no ketchup.
Speaker 1No barbecue sauce.
Speaker 5You know, I love my barbecue sauce man, I was ready to cry when they gave me some fries. Listen, they got a sugar-free barbecue sauce. That is pretty good.
Speaker 1Really no, it's probably got aspartame in it. I don't want the false sugar either.
Speaker 4I don't want that shit.
Speaker 1Stevia. Yeah, I don't want that shit. No sugar, bro, I'm going no sugar.
Speaker 2Can you smoke crack?
Speaker 1Is that your sugar?
Speaker 2Yeah, the only sugar I'm getting.
Speaker 4Is that, don't you, coochie nigga? That's the only sugar I'm getting.
Speaker 5Give me some sugar Superbad. Going to be on Sunday. He going to be R1. I'm like man. What's wrong with you, man?
Speaker 1Ain't got no sugar. Ain't got no sugar. Man, Pass me the damn ball.
Speaker 3Just give me the damn ball.
Speaker 1Just give me the damn ball. Wait till next week. I figure it's going to hit me really next week. I can't wait for Sunday.
Speaker 4Wait how you doing on the water. Do you drink a gallon?
Speaker 1I already have my gallon for the day, but you usually drink a lot of water. Yeah, I normally drink a lot of water. I just started monitoring. I was like damn, I know. I had a gallon and a half. Man.
Speaker 3I'm an old ass man.
Speaker 1I told you I got a 14 ounce bladder, so you do the math I'm drinking 128 Motherfucking ounces of water. Yes, I pee a lot.
Speaker 5Isn't it crazy, as we get older, when you start man, I can drink that bottle of water Right there and have to pee.
Speaker 3I'll be having to pee Two minutes later. I'm like what's wrong with?
Speaker 5me.
Speaker 1Go to the movie. I don't even drink the whole bottle. I'm like what's wrong with me? Go to the movie. I don't even drink the whole pot. I know I'm going to have to get up and go. That's why sometimes I got to monitor something on Monday like going to the movie.
Speaker 3You sit up here and you be like okay, wait, hold on, let me not drink that much water. I know I'm going to be up in the movie like oh man. So third preview I was like okay.
Speaker 2I got to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3Damn, that was fast. And then you're sitting up here. Okay, I should be okay. Normally I make it.
Speaker 1Then there's sometimes you sitting up here like hey, you don't pull out the cup, man, hey. Ain't nobody looking hey, I done, did that before. I was like man, I ain't leaving, I got to go you done peed in the movies. I peed right in the cup.
Speaker 5Oh damn, I ain't never did that, you ain't never done that, I just gotta go. Nah man, I sat it right up like this.
Speaker 1I sat it right up. I was just like Ah, that shit go, man, I had to go. So bad it only filled it up like halfway too. That's what made me mad, because it felt like I was gonna fill that motherfucker up. It seemed like I was just peeing forever, because you know when you pee in the cup you're like looking around like man. I hope nobody see me. I know I'm here hiding it by my leg. I'm hiding it by my leg right here, so I had to cut right here.
Speaker 3Let it out real soon you'd be feeling so relieved so relieved after, after you use the bathroom, you're like man because unfortunately for like you, young ladies, y'all just can't, you know, just whip it out, like us guys can yeah, that was an emergency, though yeah, we can just sit it like how he just did let Let me ask you this, okay.
Speaker 5So say you've had to pee really bad, you've been holding it and you know where to go. You get home or you get to a toilet where you go. You think that feels better than busting a nut.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1Wait, no, no, it's close. No, it's close though.
Speaker 4It does feel good, though I'd be like be like man, I just had a pee gasm, you be like.
Speaker 1Yeah, I done, had a pee gasm before. Yeah, well, you just like.
Speaker 5No, I don't. Let me go ahead and smoke a cigarette later, you mess around.
Speaker 3I don't know your body, just go Dumb you like.
Speaker 5But that.
Speaker 3Man you just yeah, you right, though it was all feeling you be like oh, and then you know, if you sitting up there Trying to hold yourself up, you be sitting up here like London.
Speaker 1Just falling down, falling, start shaking, you be like damn, I don't know.
Speaker 3But like you said, I hope I ain't too heavy for you A pegasm, be breathing on hard.
Bathroom Emergency Stories
Speaker 5I like that term, though Pee-gasm, because this was so time. I remember one time distinctly I was on a bus. It was on a tour bus. I was in Europe. Right, I was on a tour bus, like going on a tour. They wouldn't let us use the bathroom.
Speaker 3Oh, wow.
Speaker 5Mind you, I had just had a bunch of wine.
Speaker 3See, that's why I'm not Drinking water right there.
Speaker 5I had a bunch of wine Right before we got Going back to the hotel. Man, I had to pee so bad I'm sitting there. I'm like I'm just gonna go. I don't care, I'm just gonna go On my pan, my pan, I was just gonna let it go, your head.
Speaker 3Your head start hurting. Yeah, that pressure started building up. Yeah, you start building up.
Speaker 5When I tell you, when the bus finally came to a stop, I ran inside. It was at the hotel. I went to the front desk. I was like where is the restroom? I ran.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 5Ran. Oh wow, Like he was at the hill. When you say pee gasm, I think I had a tear coming down my eye.
Speaker 3That's how bad it was. Probably after that you probably had to pee again like 15, 20 minutes later. Real man. It was so. That's why. But it seemed like it's always worse when you're like damn, when the hell am I going to see a bathroom man?
Speaker 5When am I going to see a bathroom, man? When am I gonna see a bathroom? I was asking the bus. I'm like just let me use the bathroom just once. No, we can't let you use it. We can't let you I'm about to peel your tire. It was. I was just about to go on my pants, I didn't even care, dog that's how bad it was.
Speaker 1That's how bad it was.
Speaker 3I mean yeah yeah, you know that's bad that's bad.
Speaker 1I made it. Yeah, my bad was the worst. I would think uh shit, I would have cut it off. I'd just grab that motherfucker.
Speaker 5What do you?
Speaker 1think.
Speaker 2I was doing oh, that shit hurt.
Speaker 1I'd just be walking around with my hand in my pants like this. Oh my God, nigga, I gotta have the bathroom now, now.
Speaker 5Get that cramp up in your ass. Yeah, get that cramp up there, that shit start backing back up. Man, I'm having bad memories right now. How?
Speaker 3does it feel when, when, uh.
Speaker 1Cause y'all can't cut it off.
Speaker 3Like when y'all got to do, use it like real, real, real bad.
Speaker 1You got the silver technique cut it off like.
Speaker 3The Kegel. The Kegel can control all that. Hey, you got to what I do is I just don't think about it.
Speaker 4Cause the more I think about it, the more I want to like go to the bathroom. Then I just like squeeze. The more I think about it, the more I want to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3Then I just like squeeze, because you know how they sit up there. I have to squeeze. You know how they sit up there and they say that you like if you hear running water, like if you had to use the bathroom, yeah.
Speaker 1Or if you see, or, you run some water over your hand. I have a question.
Speaker 5What about when you guys are asleep and you guys need to use the?
Speaker 4bathroom. You just get up and go have.
Speaker 5You guys have like dream oh yeah, no, if you listen, if you dream, yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah, if you dream, you're peeing when you were little.
Speaker 4Yeah, when I was little what about when you're like right now?
Speaker 1no, because I had to learn to teach myself that steve you dreaming, wake up. You got to go to the bathroom I've never yeah, I've never.
Speaker 5I think I peed the bed as an adult once in my early 20s. Oh no, were you drunk? I wasn't drunk. It was one of those things you were dreaming. I was dreaming and I knew I was doing it and I woke up right after like mother fucker.
Speaker 2Man.
Speaker 5Hey, hey, because you know as a kid, when you know Like you peeing In your dream, you like man that feels so good.
Speaker 1See, yeah, that pee gas.
Speaker 5But as a kid but as an adult, happened once I was like it happened to me too, as an adult.
Speaker 4Yeah, oh god, I ain't gonna lie, man, it's so real, it's like your dream. No, that's what I'm saying. I've never happened.
Speaker 5But it's so happen, but I ain't saying that it won't oops, exactly you wake up, you just like yeah well guess I'm gonna have to watch the shit, because at first I was like, was that?
Speaker 3just a dream. Now watch next week. I'm like man. This nigga made me pee in the bed like what the heck? What is that on my leg?
Speaker 5who you dreaming about, I think.
Speaker 3I peed in the bed. Yeah, yeah.
Late Night Workouts and Lucid Dreams
Speaker 5That's crazy. That is crazy, how like that subconscious, like when you in your dreams and you actually.
Speaker 3I mean you can act, I mean I can see when it can happen.
Speaker 4Yeah, oh no, it's one of those times when you like You're asleep and you don't want to get up and you're like I hold it, I hold it, but then you start dreaming about it yeah and then you actually pee on yourself you feel that release.
Speaker 1As soon as I feel that release, I be like it wakes you up, you start feeling warm and I'm like, oh snap.
Speaker 2I like that, like the fountain at the Bellagio that's crazy, yeah, man, that's.
Speaker 5But that's crazy, yeah, yeah buddy. Only once as an adult, but yeah, as a kid A few times. See, that's happening.
Speaker 1I ain't the only one.
Speaker 5That's good.
Speaker 1That's a kid.
Speaker 3Now and then, like you said, and y'all, y'all weren't even drunk, huh Nah.
Speaker 2I wasn't drunk, I mean no.
Speaker 3Cause. Obviously, if you're drunk I mean that's, but no, I can say it.
Speaker 1I got up and I was like out of my body and I walked over to the bathroom and I'm looking, I flip the light on and I lift up the toilet seat and I do like this and I started peeing and the pee hit the toilet and then it just said, came back on me and that toilet. And then it just said, came back on me and that's what woke me up and I was like why is the peanut in the toilet? Nigga, you dream?
Speaker 1I swear to god, that's exactly how it happened. I woke up, just went.
Speaker 5I was just like fuck it's over, it was over, it is what it is grown-ass man pissing on himself 22 years old to pee the bed. 22 years old To pee the bed Like god dang.
Speaker 1Oh well, crazy, crazy, oh well.
Speaker 3No, that is that is crazy.
Speaker 1Right there, it took a while Took a while for me to develop that when I can tell that I'm dreaming. Yeah, and now I can control my dreams, cause I get in there and I'm just like hey, steve, I get in there and I'm just like.
Speaker 3Hey, steve, you dreaming. Is that the one that's lucid? Is that the one that's lucid dreams?
Speaker 1I changed the whole background. Oh yeah, I'm dreaming.
Speaker 3This nigga living in a matrix.
Speaker 5Now I can just get up.
Speaker 1Wake up and I just be like.
Speaker 3Yeah, I know this, sometimes, man, I'm like damn, I sleep through the whole night. And there's other times I'm like damn, I done got up like five times, especially like a workout late.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh yeah. Then you drink a whole bunch of water.
Speaker 3I wake up like five times you start looking at the Every hour. You're not pretty much Every hour Wake up early all the time anyway.
Speaker 5So when you work out late, do you? Does your body still feel pumped and like a sensation, like, yes, it's harder for you to sleep?
Speaker 1I don't need to go to sleep that way.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's why I don't work out late because I yeah, because I went.
Speaker 3I've worked out one time. It's probably about 10, 30, 11. You know, I'm sitting up here in the backyard, I'm like let me get it in, I'm lifting, so you know, it's probably about 11, 45, almost 12.
Speaker 5Yeah, I think I was up to like 2, 30 I was like that's how I go, atlantic acid man, I'm not.
Speaker 3I'm not doing that, no more yeah, I'm like I almost have I have to shut it off, like I. Actually. I worked out yesterday I think I worked, started about eight, I think I got done about like 9, 15 and I think that's probably and actually ended up falling asleep on the couch woke up, it was 141 in the morning, like damn what the hell you didn't petered yourself out.
Speaker 3Especially if you got something to do early in the morning or yeah, you like man meetings or work or whatever. Yup, if it's a weekend, you kind of just be like Ah, whatever, I know.
Speaker 1Cause I can go back to sleep.
Speaker 5Yeah so.
Speaker 1I'll be okay. I can work out like late at night on the weekends, cause I can go to sleep pretty much anytime.
Speaker 2Yeah, but when.
Speaker 3I got work to do, but I try to at least. Do you have a Cut off Like a cut off Workout time?
Speaker 5Yeah, I don't. I try not to work out Past about like Six o'clock, seven o'clock, okay. So I mean like If we run the hill, whatever, I'm fine.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what I'm saying If I'm down like Eight yeah. Eight, eight, thirty.
Speaker 1Or cardio down.
Speaker 3Yeah yeah, but then like if I'm, if I lift, like later than night, 8, 8, 30 yeah because I was like lifted that before, like lifting and running, like, let's say, if we did go do the hill and we did like 10 to like 10, 30, 11, no, I think I'd be fine okay yeah, I think it's just.
Speaker 5It's just a lift, the lift yeah, the cardio is fine right, yeah, cardio, cardio, wise's fine, yeah cardio-wise I'm cool, but like the lifting.
Physical Fitness Reflections and Goals
Speaker 1But shit nigga I done. Fell asleep driving home from cardio from the hill because they be like man, I'm tired.
Speaker 3Yeah, you remember them. First days at the hill, them first days trying to kill us.
Speaker 2I was like oh God why did I sign up for this?
Speaker 5Oh shit, Flashback Hold on man Y'all started getting them results.
Speaker 3You were like man. Okay, like I said, I still remember.
Speaker 2My heart rate is better.
Speaker 5First time I went to the hill with y'all.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1That's when I had a two-story house.
Speaker 4You had to go up two stairs, like the next stage, I think.
Speaker 5I made it up there that night. I can't remember, man, I was bad. I remember you said for a minute you were sitting like at the bottom of the stairs.
Speaker 3You were just going to sleep downstairs.
Speaker 5I'm contemplating life. I'm looking up there. I'm like oh damn, the shower's up there. I need to somehow muster enough energy I made it though.
Speaker 1Oh, you know how I made it, had an.
Speaker 5Epsom salt bath.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 5I went to bed. I woke up Crawled, crawled out of bed. I went to go step my legs went.
Speaker 3Oh, that's when they they locked up on you, they locked up on me Went.
Speaker 5Look, I think I fell on the On the floor. I was like, oh lord, am I paralyzed?
Speaker 3Hey, that's bad. Now I remember I fell back to the bed the very first time. Sit up here, ran it, you know. I'm sitting up here laying down, Get up the next day I stand. Oh, it's like my legs, like both of them, just locked up. I just fell, like fell back Straight back Onto the bed like I was an ironing board. I'm like what the hell? I start feeling my legs. Wait, hold on. So then that's when you be like you know what.
Speaker 2I need to get back in the shower.
Speaker 3Yeah, so you hop in the shower just because you like Wake up. Yeah, like man, I need to. Man. How did you feel like after doing?
Speaker 4like doing the hill the next day. Oh, I can't even go up the stairs.
Speaker 5You couldn't either. Huh, no, it's tough. It was tough, you're just looking up.
Speaker 1Hey, that's when I lived in my apartment, I remember because I used to climb the stairs. I went up the stairs Like a doll.
Speaker 3Cause you had. You had stairs at work On all four. That's how I made it up the stairs, but I was just like Woo, you just crawled, just like I was like One Two.
Speaker 4Three.
Speaker 1Four it takes like half the weight off. It takes half the weight off. It was just like Okay, I got to the top.
Speaker 2And I was just like Okay.
Speaker 1I made it.
Speaker 5Cause your done after those first couple times and finally I mean you build up that.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, yeah it builds up, but then you still yeah now I'll be fine.
Speaker 5But yeah, we have to go and say hello.
Speaker 3I think it's the to the here. It's like because of the angles, yeah, yeah, like it seemed like you're always walking, running whatever at that 15 20 yeah you're always at an angle and it seemed like it's always like hitting your calves and then like you said the way we was running it and sprinting it, especially man, we was doing what six, seven times?
Speaker 5man come on we were doing crazy.
Speaker 1We was going crazy on that hill yeah, it was, we were crazy.
Speaker 5I'm trying to do that shit now no, no, no two.
Speaker 1I'd be like y'all go ahead no.
Speaker 3I'm two good ones, all right Two good sprints yeah. I'm straight.
Speaker 5We was doing three. I'm not doing three. Yeah, I'm not doing three. We was doing three times, sometimes four. Yeah man, what the hell was we thinking, man the?
Speaker 1first one was my warm-up.
Speaker 3I was just jogging to jogging, jogging, jogging. And last one, I'll just be like man, I'm done, I'm hitting it tomorrow.
Speaker 1But I'm just gonna, I'm gonna jog, sprint, yeah no, you gotta do, just just ease your way, you gotta ease back into it, that's all. But you know, I don't know if I'll ever get back to it.
Speaker 3I know, I know I went dude, I know I took off, yeah, like at the. Well, the first time, like I said, I you a world-class printer.
Speaker 3You take off. No, but I'm telling you, no, that's what I'm saying. So I go, I walk a little bit. I say, ah, I'm by myself, I can't walk. This Took off Right To the t-shirt tree. This is probably about 50, 60 yards. Yeah, okay, I'm like, oh, I'm cool, let the time go down, take off. Killer curve. I said, man, I'm killing this, hit the straightaway. I'm like Usain Bolt is back. I got to the top. You know the last part.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 3I'm going to have to walk, I'm going to walk, walk, I'm going to walk. So then I get back down to the bottle. I was like damn, I'm still in great shape. Took off the t-shirt tree. I said, see, it's true, you don't lose it. Got the t-shirt tree. I said, oh yeah, I'm done, I'm walking, I'm walking and walking like zigzag, talking to myself oh my god, please don't let me die out here, cause I'm gonna get eight.
Speaker 1I swear I done, thought that shit before I be like man.
Speaker 2Please don't let me die out here.
Speaker 1I'm so tired right now. Yeah so.
Speaker 3I'm sitting up here and I'm like, okay, so I walk, kill a curve, right. I'm like, all right, I'm about to take off the straightaway. You know how it's a countdown.
Speaker 2Yeah, doop, doop.
Speaker 3I stood right there. We just started walking. I was like yeah, I'm straight. I was like I did it? No, Because I did a total of like four real sprints, Right. But then then I jogged Like the last part. Now I said I was going to sprint. I started to jog what's that About 50, 60 yards.
Speaker 3Yeah, so I was like and then maybe the, maybe the last, like 15 yards, when you're like Alright, I'm done. I was like man, I remember we used to race this, I used to take. I was like man, I remember we used to race this.
Speaker 1I used to take off. I was like how in the hell? So?
Speaker 3that's why I know, listen, I know like cardio-wise, heart-wise, I know I can sprint and I'll be fine, yeah. But then my body, my body is going to break down. You know mentally, you already know what to expect, yeah, but your body break down.
Speaker 5You know mentally, you already know what they expect, but your body break down so you can't control that when you go to run, when you get that video, girl booty then you start walking down.
Speaker 3But you realize my cardio isn't bad.
Speaker 1That's cause we still play ball but damn my body.
Speaker 3My body isn't reacting, it ain't recovering like it used to Right.
Speaker 5But, okay, so a couple weeks ago, that was the last time I hooped two weeks ago. Whatever, I didn't hoop last week, man, I was so damn tired. I ain't even going to lie. I went up down the court twice. I was so damn tired.
Speaker 1That's when I told myself, I'm like. I got to get back.
Speaker 5I got to so damn tired. That's when I told myself I'm like I gotta get back.
Speaker 3I gotta get back to this damn hill, because when we was, doing that hill consistently that's what I said. No one can stop us Monday.
Speaker 5we was up and down. I'm cool on Monday.
Speaker 3Tuesday Tuesday is a wrap for me. What's that? No, I'm saying I mean like so now like the hill.
Speaker 4Monday is Tuesday. Oh, okay, I got you Because you know.
Speaker 3I'm out of town working on Tuesday Get the group back.
Speaker 5Hey, we're going to have to get it back. Get the group back together, Get the group back together on. Monday. It's the August of New Year, rosalinda, you going to join us, ain't?
Speaker 1no resolution.
Speaker 5This is just goals. Rosalinda, you got your cardio goals.
Speaker 1You scared you're going to lose muscle or you're going to lose your booty if you do too much cardio. Some girls ask me this at the gym. I swear to God. I was just like have you ever heard of too much cardio that's going to counter effect your muscle building? And I was like, yes, that is a thing.
Speaker 3Everybody is different. Everybody is different and you have to. That's why we do sprints.
Speaker 1Right and I say and you have to run like you're a marathoner. So you're not running like you're a marathoner, no, exactly, you're doing 15 minutes. That is not enough. No, yeah, no, that's not 15 minutes, 20 minutes.
Speaker 2That is not enough. 30 minutes.
Speaker 130 minutes is not enough 30 minutes is not enough.
Speaker 5Yeah, you're talking about marathon. You're talking about marathon, I mean hours, two, three hours at a time, when you're doing an hour and a half Of running.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Then your body starts transforming, because it starts burning off All that extra fat, because that's fuel. That's what I said. You can look To keep going that long.
Speaker 3Look at the races and you go from hundred Right, two hundred Four hundred, and look at they bodies Eight hundred. They okay. But once they get past 800, once they get into the mile, they start to get slim. We would all be built like even though I'm slim, I'm still built like a sprinter.
Speaker 1They're built like sprinters, but if we were to be, like a marathon runner then we would be a whole different body type.
Speaker 3Yeah. No muscle mass or.
Speaker 1I'd be cut up, but I'd be skinny as hell, looking like an Ethiopian and Cas be real, real big, yeah, hell yeah big head Mo Lottie.
Speaker 5Look at that bobble head, he gone. Big Mo Lottie got more head than he got. He still gone. You tell he ain't tired cause his head still gone, but Look at that bobblehead, he gone.
Speaker 1He got more head than he got body.
Speaker 3He still going, you tell he ain't tired, because his head is still going. Look man, it did take, because I mean you're weight dominant, so even that.
Speaker 1I mean 30 minutes is not enough.
Speaker 5So you want to be able to run like a mile nonstop, two miles nonstop. Yeah, what's your goals?
Speaker 4That's the max one mile first one mile non-stop.
Speaker 1You gotta start I go off of this. I'm for real.
Speaker 3I'm trying to get to a mile, because that's the thing like when I was running, but I'm coming back modern I was like oh damn, I'm straight. Yeah, like what? Five and a half body? My body was like okay, yeah that, that's good, my heart was fine, but my whole body was like oh, I'm shutting down.
Speaker 1You don't want to hurt your knees. That's exactly why I stopped running like that, running too fast.
Speaker 3My knees, yeah, but then you know we don't do Metro anymore anyway.
Speaker 1So that helps man. That's why I be well.
Speaker 3We can do it on the I be walking backwards, but on the turf. The turf is good though.
Speaker 2Yeah, so you figure Running at an incline Is actually better. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 5It's just a coming down. Yeah, it's way way better.
Speaker 1Once you get up there it's like, oh man, I gotta just come down backwards, cause.
Speaker 3Yeah, you just you come down nice and easy you good to go, but no, that's all yeah though We'll get that heel, though we gonna get to that heel yeah 6.15.
Speaker 5I'll be there tomorrow 6.15. Y'all hear us.
Speaker 1I think I might be there tomorrow. I'll be growling like a grizzly bear Shaking a tree.
Speaker 3All the homeless people start running. I'm be like the people on I'ma work. I'ma start working out On Monday, monday, why is Monday always the day? I don't know bro.
Speaker 1Why do you think I started on December 31st? I didn't even care.
Speaker 5I was like I'm starting on December 31st because I'm here Like I've been doing something consistently every day.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, but we always been doing something consistently.
Speaker 3That's why I was like hey, that's why it's really nothing new yeah. Nah, that's what I said. There's no, there's no.
Speaker 5I mean, I ain't gonna lie, my diet was shit last two weeks, right Of course, last two months, last two months it's been crap. But you know, once I control that back I'll be fine, yeah, and everybody will be Yep.
Speaker 1We'll be back.
Speaker 4You have excuses? What's the holidays?
Speaker 1family, oh, we eat and they make three meals a day. Seeing like I was like everybody everybody, how's you go? Over got a plate for you.
Speaker 4That's what I love about the south alabama, alabama, yeah and that's everybody down there we need to sign up for one of those races which was what do you want to do?
Speaker 1like the 5k they do in temple you want to do the mud run or something no, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm not going through no mud.
Speaker 1That's right.
Speaker 3What's your name? I'm not going through.
Speaker 1No, yeah, we did the Pat Tillman last time.
Speaker 5I don't know if I really want to do a 5K, I'd rather do like an obstacle course, not a mud one, but like.
Speaker 1I want to do the one. Yeah, we did that one, we about the wipeout. The wipeout was fun, man, that was fun, that was fun. See, I do that. Y'all we sitting up here.
Tough Mudder and Other Obstacle Runs
Speaker 3I'm like, both these cats fell in. I was like, oh, these niggas some suckers. So you know me, nigga, I'm an XD1 athlete, nigga these niggas don't know nothing. Boop, boop, boop.
Speaker 2I'm cross up, I'm like damn, I didn't make it.
Speaker 3I was right there and I was like I told these as soon as, as soon as I said oh, I told I was like Slash, I was like damn.
Speaker 1That shit was hilarious. Hey, bosco was taking them long ass steps. He thought he was just Going to gazelle that shit. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Boom it was hilarious hey. Bosco was taking them long ass steps.
Speaker 3He thought he was just going to gazelle that shit. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Spitter Boom, him and his cousin was laughing. I was like damn, I knew I made it dog. That shit was so fun.
Speaker 5Man See that type of stuff be fun, but actually I'd like to do like a Spartan.
Speaker 3No, I'm not going through no mud. I don't know if they do mud in Spartan, there'd be boo-boo in there, boo-boo in the mud. There'd be boo-boo in the mud.
Speaker 1Dogs boo-boo in the mud and then get soaked in when it rain.
Speaker 4I don't like that shit. You said take a shower, you gonna take a shower afterwards.
Speaker 1Yeah, you like to get dirty. Hey, I saw that look. Yeah, you like to get dirty. She said oh yes, I do, I can take a shower.
Speaker 4It's harder. I did one, you did one, it's fun and you got it all in your hair.
Speaker 1I actually did. I hear that mud runs are actually pretty fun, did you?
Speaker 4have your hair up or was it down? It was down.
Speaker 1Dang and you got muddy hair. Like you look like old girl. On, on, on uh what's that the ring?
Speaker 3yeah, just go up there, like you got a mud mask, oh, oh, they give me chills for your skin, yeah, yeah okay, that give me chills.
Speaker 1I'll be like, uh-uh, I'm cool, y'all got me dirty.
Speaker 5I quit because I mean they make the mud right there in front they make the mud there. So they pour when they pour the mud. At Well, they pour water to make the mud right.
Speaker 1I'm just saying, man, this is desert, do you?
Speaker 3know how many shit turds and dried up and blown around and just settled down and all that dirt Y'all running through fire, pits and stuff too.
Speaker 5I don't know if I run through a fire pit.
Speaker 3Let's see. Did you go through a fire pit? Uh-uh, did you go over a barbed wire?
Speaker 1You should do that hey everybody should do a research. You went over a barbed wire. Everybody should do a research. We all recommend a race, everybody do research and recommend a race and we'll come to a decision I want to do and Reese. Okay, we got yours.
Speaker 4There's a foam one.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's the one we like the wipeout one. Wipeout foam one. Yep, it was a wipeout foam one At the end you get to go through all the foam.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, I like that. I'll do that. Let's see.
Speaker 1It was fun.
Speaker 3So what is it?
Speaker 1Fun.
Speaker 2I forgot about that.
Speaker 1I forgot all about that, man. It's been a long time bro.
Speaker 4In Flagstaff. They have like obstacles.
Speaker 1Put an obstacle course.
Speaker 5Friends, I don't want to do just a 5k, why not?
Speaker 1You can't run that far.
Speaker 5I could but to me, that's no fun.
Speaker 1You can't run that far, not right now.
Speaker 3You said put obstacle runs.
Speaker 4I know Flagstaff. I think in Flagstaff they have like a big obstacle course. Yeah, and you do a lot of things.
Speaker 5So we can To just.
Speaker 4Just drive up. Oh, drive up and do it.
Speaker 5Oh, it's like a big military obstacle course or something like that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5Oh, that would be cool too.
Speaker 1Got a zip line Climbing walls.
Speaker 4Oh, you hand like a monkey. Yeah, you have to wear yeah you gotta wear the harness?
Speaker 2yeah, of course it's really cool.
Speaker 1That'd be cool. That's why you hang on one hand. You don't have to get in water, do you no?
Speaker 4oh, I'm not getting it how high is the zip line? How far?
Speaker 1how high is it? I don't remember 50 foot. I gotta go look. It's like 50 feet up uh's one Five stories.
Speaker 4Damn. Yeah, you have to go up.
Speaker 1Yeah, you gotta climb up To get to it Like a monkey. Aw, see If it's military style, it's 50 feet man. That's standard operating procedure.
Speaker 3See now look, this is called. They got a flash sale 25% off. That ain't enough. The world's best obstacles. It's called Tough Mudder.
Speaker 5Yeah, the Tough Mudder, that's a big one.
Speaker 1I go out there and I'm taking my shirt off, these girls are falling in love with me and I'm going to be all dirty like I'm Tarzan. I'm the black Tarzan.
Speaker 3Best dude.
Speaker 1Yeah, dog, I'm just putting everybody to shame. They better not take no group picture with me.
Speaker 3Go ahead, count us. What is it Count us in this picture? When is it? Wait, hold on.
Speaker 1Oh man, that green water, no dog.
Speaker 4Green water? No, it was. It's all made up.
Speaker 2You ain't going to let a little green water scare. You are you.
Speaker 5A little green water.
Speaker 3I'm psychological man. Look, they got one April 5th and 6th in LA.
Speaker 1I ain't going all the way to LA to do it. They got to have it out here.
Speaker 3It's got to be in.
Speaker 1Phoenix.
Speaker 3Or.
Speaker 1Scottsdale.
Speaker 3They tough mother sponsor us.
Speaker 5Sponsor our group.
Speaker 3Here we go, philly, I know they got to have See.
Speaker 5look here we go Philly.
Speaker 1I know they got to have one in Phoenix, Got one in Michigan or Tucson or something U of A ASU.
Speaker 5Minnesota man. I wish Joe was here so I could talk about that. Michigan Did they lose?
Speaker 3Yes, they got one I didn't even watch the game. They got one in Rockford.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I ain't finna fly home and just tell everybody that I'm doing a Tough Mudder. You're a Tough Mudder. When is it though?
Speaker 3August 25th and 24th.
Speaker 1Oh, that's good.
Speaker 3August August 23rd and 24th August 23rd and 24th oh, that's good.
Speaker 1So August, I mean August, august, my bad August 23rd and 24th, august, 23rd and 24th.
Speaker 3Yeah, I could go up there do a Tough.
Speaker 1Mudder, they got Toronto. Go ahead, say hi to everybody why they take mums.
Speaker 3Okay so. Colorado, nashville and that's it. Damn, yeah, they don't have Phoenix.
Speaker 1Yeah, the closest to us is that's because they ain't got no water out here.
Speaker 4LA.
Speaker 3Yeah, the closest to us is LA Damn, and LA is April 56th.
Speaker 1They ain't got none in Vegas, we go to Vegas before I go to LA.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, no, I go to Vegas, Damn they don't have one out here.
Speaker 4Huh, it's the same weather.
Speaker 3They must have thought it did well out. I was too hot in the summer. That's why they don't have nobody to eat.
Speaker 1Hey the 5K 12 obstacles is $102. Well, we have one or two, that's what our 25% discount?
Speaker 3They clean it up. The 15K is $124.79.
Speaker 1You get 20 obstacles 15K, that's 3.5K, that's 9, 10 miles.
Speaker 3Oh no, we cool, we cool, yeah. Nah, that's what I said. They crazy as hell, hell, yeah. So hold on, let's see what else we got.
Speaker 1I got endurance, but I ain't trying to do no 10 miles, nah, with obstacles, I'm gonna pass out.
Speaker 3And shit, I'm old too, you out there trying to kill senior citizens. How y'all gonna do that? Nope, then maybe I can sue somebody. Ain't going to allow it. You know, when you get old you can start suing people. I'm going to sue the grocery store Like, oh, I can't find my pills. Oh yeah, sue them. Hold on, look, I put Phoenix fun, let's see. Hold on, man.
Speaker 1Yeah, we gotta have Phoenix Fun, whatever it was they got the or maybe we can do a hike.
Speaker 3They got man please.
Speaker 2I'll do a hike.
Speaker 1I'll do a hike Like I want Scooby Snacks.
Speaker 4I want a hike, you like to hot springs Like it's like 45 minutes.
Speaker 1Nope, lake Havasu. No, we go to Lake Havasu Falls we can hike there.
Speaker 4That's on the reservation. Right yeah, Like almost getting to Vegas, Turkey tribe you got to get, don't you have to reserve.
Speaker 1No, you don't have to reserve that you drive is almost to Vegas, but it's a hike.
Speaker 2You don't have to reserve, you go to the hike.
Speaker 4They're called Hot Springs.
Speaker 5I'll do a hike.
Speaker 1Alright, look they got muddy waters too.
Speaker 3Here's 2025. Clear water, oh okay. Warm by hot yeah, hot spring 2025 Arizona Spartan event weekend Fort McDowell Rodeo Grounds. So here y'all go right here. All the prices go up January 5th. So for, they got a sprint. They got a sprint in 5K, 20 obstacles. They got a sprint 10K, 20 obstacles. Damn, they got a sprint 10k, 25 obstacles. And they got a kid race. We can start with that. Yeah, no.
Speaker 4I'll do that.
Speaker 3Plus it's cheaper it's only $26. I can afford that.
Speaker 5I'm the biggest kid out here, Sir. How old are you? Are you trying to judge me?
Speaker 1I'm a kid at heart.
Speaker 4So, yeah, they got. I identify, as I'm going to find the one in Flagstaff and send it to you.
Speaker 3They got it's pretty cool 20, 20 obstacles. That's in November. They got the Atlas carry. Oh, they got an A-frame. I guess they got an A-frame cargo. Oh, you get a sprint medal.
Speaker 5Oh, here it is, I found it.
Speaker 3Is that the Spartan Run?
Speaker 5It's a Flagstaff Extreme Adventure course $65 on Groupon.
Speaker 4Or we can do the marathon in Sedona.
Speaker 3Huh, you said a marathon, nigga who invited Rosa to come here.
Speaker 2Who invited?
Speaker 4Rosa, I did one a few years back.
Speaker 1Man a marathon. We were just talking about that. We're sprinters.
Speaker 4I did the half.
Speaker 3So you did 13 miles, I did 13 miles I have my medal oh.
Speaker 5I'm going to show it to you. Did you run the entire way? She said, oh Wait, did you run the entire thing?
Speaker 4No, not the entire. Thing.
Speaker 3Did you ever, at any point in that race, did you carry water in your hand?
Speaker 4I did have a little backpack.
Speaker 3You had a backpack for the water. Yeah, like a camelback.
Speaker 4Like a camelback, okay, no, but then you got people there handing you water and snacks.
Speaker 1How long did it take you?
Speaker 2No, but I was about to cry.
Speaker 4My legs were, oh my God.
Speaker 2How long did it take you?
Speaker 4I got to check that.
Speaker 3How much does it cost to hand out the snacks?
Speaker 4I think it took me. I'm going to be that person. That's hours, I don't know.
Speaker 3And I will see you all at the finish line.
Speaker 5Two or three, I don't remember.
Speaker 2Two to three hours.
Speaker 4Yeah, miles. But, it's hard because you know, so don't know how it is you got like incline, and then you go down.
Speaker 5Did you regret it afterwards?
Speaker 4No, my legs were killing me, but I feel like proud of myself.
Speaker 1I'm proud of you, Rosalinda. You gonna do a full marathon.
Speaker 4I want to, at least once in my life.
Speaker 5See, there you go. I'm about to do a full marathon. A full marathon, 26 miles.
Speaker 1You ain't going to like it Because you lose weight.
Speaker 2I've participated in athletics, my whole entire life.
Speaker 3My competing career is absolutely over.
Speaker 5I respect long distance.
Speaker 4No, I respect it. It's the endurance that you want to put your body into.
Fear of Heights and Adventure Challenges
Speaker 1It's a goal. I know some people that say they black out and they just go. But that's when.
Speaker 4I was running every day. I was running like three miles a day Every day before I did that.
Speaker 1Man hell.
Speaker 4no, I ain't doing no three miles a day, three miles every day.
Speaker 5I hurt my knees too much Just thinking about it. So at one point you never ran, ever ran 13 miles before that, like in consecutively no so you just went three miles a day. Three miles a day and you had to push yourself through 13 miles because your body's not really trained for that 13 miles, right?
Speaker 5so they say if you're training for a 5k, you gotta you gotta work your way up and then eventually get to 5k so that when you're ready for that 5k, you know what your body can do at 5 but I was doing a lot like I was running 3 miles everyday and then I was doing like a lot of hiking, like incline, and then I did my marathon.
Speaker 4It still is endurance for your legs.
Speaker 2Yeah, it works hey, whatever works for you, that's all I got to say I just know I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1I mean I used to jog when I was back in high school and college I used to do 7 miles and 9 miles and 10 miles 20 miles.
Speaker 3I used to participate in athletics through my whole entire life. Therefore, I will do 5K. That's as far as I'm going, Anything past 5K. I'll see y'all at the snack booth.
Speaker 1Remember when we was doing that 5K you was like man, steve took off To the first obstacle and I lost it. Oh listen, oh man, I was so dead. After that you took off fast.
Speaker 3Steve took off so fast. It was him and his white chicks. I was like I can run, let's go.
Speaker 1I heard him back there. Let's go, nigga, steve, nigga. I heard him back there laughing. That's all I remember.
Speaker 2I was like, hey, I just started walking. I was like, hey, I'm just going to enjoy myself.
Speaker 3I was sitting there like I might jog a little bit. I was like yeah, I remember y'all Steve. Steve was out there competing boy, they was talking shit to me man.
Speaker 1I was like this, nigga he about to get a medal, man I was like man, I'm just playing, I'm just playing, I was just doing it to the first obstacle. We cool.
Speaker 3That shit was fun though, but look okay. So hey, did you find the?
Speaker 5I found the Flagstaff one. It's called Flagstaff Extreme.
Speaker 4Oh, you found one yeah.
Speaker 5Flagstaff.
Speaker 2Extreme Adventure Course $65 on.
Speaker 5Groupon.
Speaker 3And so what does that consist of? How many obstacles 25?
Speaker 1Wait, what is it called?
Speaker 5Flagstaff Extreme Adventure Courses.
Speaker 4It's fun Adventure Courses.
Speaker 5That looks like it's going to be fun, as long as I don't have to get too high, too high up off the ground.
Speaker 1Are you scared?
Speaker 5of heights, I'm not scared of heights.
Speaker 4You're going to be secure. They're going to put up a fence.
Speaker 1You got a harness on.
Speaker 5I'm scared of falling from heights. You got a harness on you know. I'm like, oh, it's going to be that one time.
Speaker 3This the one with zip lines You're just going to be hanging.
Speaker 1Just going to be hanging ding-a-ling along.
Speaker 5Oh my Lord, Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, they got the zip lines.
Speaker 3Okay, so I see this.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's fun, I know.
Speaker 3I'm sure it is.
Speaker 4Oh, okay, I did it in the service.
Speaker 1I know it's fun. Military base we good. I seen a couple of them when we were in Utah.
Speaker 3Okay, yeah, we'll do this. They got you swinging like Tarzan.
Speaker 1I told you, man, he didn't believe me.
Speaker 5Zip lines and adventure course.
Speaker 4Is that the one in Flagstaff?
Speaker 3Oh yeah, that's the one I put in.
Speaker 1I'm going to be the Black Tarzan.
Speaker 2FlagstaffExtremecom oh.
Speaker 3Alright, y'all. So that's going to be our 2025 challenge. We want to challenge y'all to sit up here, and then y'all can.
Speaker 4That's going to be a challenge for you if you're afraid of heights.
Speaker 5I ain't afraid of heights.
Speaker 1I'm afraid of falling, so you would never go skydiving Bungie jumping.
Speaker 4No, you're scared of heights, because you can fall on the bike and you ride the bike.
Speaker 1The bike is five feet off the ground. The bike is different.
Speaker 5Four feet, I'm still connected to the ground.
Speaker 4So you're scared of heights?
Speaker 3No, I'm not scared of heights.
Speaker 5And I'm not going skydiving?
Speaker 3No, I'm not scared of heights and I'm not going skydiving yeah.
Speaker 5So listen, I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of falling from heights.
Speaker 2Okay, that's fair. So again, I get up there.
Speaker 5I attach that zip line. And again, I'm a believer when it's your time to go, it's your time to go that something happens, that it was my time.
Speaker 3But you ain't going to bungee jump. Hell no, me neither Would you bungee jump.
Speaker 5Yes.
Speaker 4I almost scared of that. I did skydiving, but I don't know.
Speaker 5I'm not doing that, so you did skydiving, but you wouldn't do bungee jump. Yes, didn't you swim with sharks?
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 1Man hell. No, Definitely not swimming with sharks.
Speaker 4But there were baby sharks.
Speaker 5I swam with matarangs. Listen, baby sharks have baby teeth. I swam with stingrays once Nope. Then crocodile hunter got killed by them. I'm like nope.
Speaker 3So you did it before the crocodile Hunter, before the crocodile? Wow yeah, just let me ask real quick who were you with? Were you with?
Speaker 5any people? Yeah, no, I was with.
Speaker 1I mean, it was my honeymoon, okay, he was trying to show off, no listen.
Speaker 5I wasn't in there very long. I got in there for like because we had paid for the excursion or whatever. So I got in there for probably about five minutes. I'm saying you know what? I'm good, so I'm the only spot got up out of there, nigga.
Speaker 3that's exactly why I said who are you with? Because as soon as I got in there, I'd have been this one.
Speaker 5I mean, this was Can't breathe.
Speaker 3I'd have been hyperventilating, I'd have been sitting in the little nigga 20 years ago.
Speaker 5Wow, but yeah nah.
Speaker 3Man, I have a hard time at Red Lobster picking out the little crabs. All right, yeah. So I know I ain't going to be able to swim.
Speaker 5I'm sitting there. Why am I? Once I got in, I was like why am I in here?
Speaker 3What's my motivation.
Speaker 5What is my motivation?
Speaker 2Why are you gay?
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 3I was prom queen of King's High School.
Speaker 2For real. Exactly so I was like.
Speaker 5What do I need to be in this? Water for with these stingrays, uh-uh.
Speaker 1Just to say I did it. Fuck that Dude.
Speaker 3I don't want to do anything extreme, absolutely Besides being on a motorcycle.
Speaker 4That's about all the extreme I get. What about obstacle?
Speaker 3stream. I would do it. No, I would do this. No, I would do this. That ain't extreme. They're going to have to harness my butt twice.
Speaker 5Go ahead and don't supple them.
Speaker 3But I'm not going to sit up here. Let's just say, if they had this little net and then you had to crawl across from the hill over to the other side of the 17th, now I say exactly, I'm not doing that. Nope, I'm not doing that. I'm not bungee jumping, I'm not swimming with sharks, I'm not going past. I'm not bungee jumping, I'm not swimming with shark, I'm not going past. My knees in the ocean.
Speaker 5Cause you see the zip lines Of like Costa Rica and stuff.
Speaker 2And when the people be getting, they're gone.
Speaker 4The zip lines.
Speaker 1Yeah, the zip lines Especially do it like Through the ocean Right.
Speaker 5Woo, they look fun, they do look fun, I would do it. Hey, listen they do, hey would, I would do it. Hey, listen they do. And would y'all do parasailing Nope.
Speaker 4I have it's fun too.
Speaker 5It looks fun. You are extreme.
Speaker 1It looks fun, yeah, but then I heard about that couple that got killed because yeah, because the rope snapped, rope snapped or something it was their time to go, you're right, they took the discount. That's what it was. They took the discount. Hey, we do it for 25. 25? Oh, we going with him 100% right, Guess what she said yo time, bro.
Speaker 5She 100% right, because you don't go into a situation expecting to die.
Speaker 2True that.
Speaker 5Yeah, she 100% right.
Speaker 1True, true, I'm cold. I know Me too. I watch people do it, but I was like I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm not parasailing. Now I'll tell you something. It is fun I want to do. Well, actually I don't want to do it. It look nice, though Put it looked nice. So Put on one of them Little Superman suits. Oh, that does look fun Does that shit look nice, jump off the hill Like the side of the hill, but then I'm like how do I land though?
Speaker 4In Rocky Point they do have Like it kind of looks Like a Superman. I think I have a video.
Speaker 3One of those. But how do I land? Or do you have a parachute? No, no, you don't those guys have a parachute? No, no, you don't those guys yeah, you have it's a.
Speaker 4You go with another guy obviously the one that is doing and it just looks fun it's a windsuit, right?
Speaker 3so yeah, so you just going because I do that, but like how do I land?
Speaker 1though be like. Look at this black batman like I don't like I'm gonna wear goggles and everything.
Speaker 5They're like damn that's the brown hornet. Hey, he's going too fast.
Speaker 1He's coming in hot, coming in hot Uh-oh.
Speaker 5But it does look fun. I look at a lot of the extreme stuff I see, yeah, I see them videos. A lot of that stuff looks fun. It's just the courage to do it. Am I about to jump off this cliff?
Speaker 3Like, you see, the one dude that was doing something like the BMX bike. He was doing like the pike or whatever it was. They was doing it like from a plane. He was on his bike though, yeah, and I said, man, so Hell, no, it's just like your heart when you jump out of a cliff.
Speaker 5Yeah, it's that sinking feeling you jump out of a cliff. Yeah, it's like the pressure. Yeah, the sinking.
Speaker 4But once you do it, you're like, okay, I did it.
Speaker 5All three of us have sport bikes. You've been on a sport bike. Now when I do think about extreme stuff. I used to be terrified of a crossrocket.
Speaker 3Right, right right.
Speaker 5Going 140, 150 on a crossrocket. I've gone 140, 150 of a cross rocket, right, right, right, right yeah, going 140, 150 on a cross rocket. Right right, I've gone 140, 150 on a cross rocket.
Speaker 3So in my mind, okay, I used to be terrified of that, yeah but you rationalize it Because you'd be like, oh, that's not that fast, it's not. Well, it is. I mean, you know what I mean it is.
Speaker 5But then you're like okay, because if something happens to me on this damn bike I'm gone Pretty much gone, especially if you're going 140.
Speaker 4Yeah, something's going to happen. Pretty much gone, you're gone right.
Speaker 5So then you have to think about okay, how is that different from getting on a freaking bungee? So we all take our risks. It's how you take those risks.
Speaker 3Yeah, or when you take those risks, but you controlling the bike though, that is true, you ain't controlling that bungee cord, yeah, but it's man made.
Speaker 1It's a man made object, so that motherfucking can fail at any time. Yeah, so you just take it for granted that, hey, everything gonna work like it's supposed to. Yeah, that's what we hope.
Speaker 4Like you say, you controlling the bike but you can't control the other people. That's next to you.
Speaker 5Yeah, or, but you can't control the other people that are next to you, yeah, or?
Speaker 3that object in the road. I can't control them, but I can speed past them.
Speaker 1What about the motherfuckers?
Speaker 3that put it together 140? 145. Let's go.
Speaker 1He's like oh yeah.
Speaker 5But it's crazy though.
Speaker 3Is that a cop?
Speaker 2155.
Speaker 1He's going to catch me.
Speaker 5I'm the one getting caught 165.
Speaker 1He ain't getting caught, I'm the one getting caught.
Speaker 5Oh my God, I ain't got enough.
Speaker 2Dang.
Speaker 1He's going to be like thanks for pulling over, I'm going to give you your black ass ticket. What about?
Speaker 5him. I'm stitching Officer.
Speaker 2He lives on.
Speaker 3Trail of Pinnacle Peak. His bike go a lot faster than mine.
Speaker 1Hey, he just kept going. I pulled over. I saw you.
Speaker 5Sorry, mr Officer, I could give you two for one, what you want.
Speaker 1Oh man, that's funny.
Speaker 3Yeah, well, that's Well today's New 2025 episode. Welcome to 2025 Once again. Hey, anybody got any good.
Speaker 1Squid Game 2 Watch it.
Speaker 3Or did you watch it?
Speaker 1Yes, did you watch the first Only like six episodes. Right Squid Game 2. Watch it or did you watch it?
Speaker 5Yes, did you watch the first Only like six episodes. Right, seven, seven. They're going to do it in two parts. Okay, three is supposed to come out.
Speaker 3I know somebody was saying to watch Cross.
Speaker 5Cross is good too On.
Speaker 3Amazon.
Speaker 1Prime Cross is good too.
Speaker 3I heard somebody say watch Cross, you got too many See that's why I'm saying that I don't have Amazon Prime and all that I kind of I kind of stick to the movies.
Speaker 1I just kind of be like what's? The other one, peacock, hulu Plus, with live TV. Yeah, they got.
Speaker 5I like the movies, but I like the series Because they keep it going. Yeah, so a movie is over After you watch it.
Speaker 3No, that's why I like it now.
Speaker 5I'm like, but then I can watch two episodes across Next night. I can watch another episode.
Speaker 3I'm trying to think. I watched oh my, what is the name of that movie, don't know the people were. They went on vacation, they stayed, like at Airbnb. Oh, that's the one with? They said at Airbnb, and then it was a. What's the one with? Um, they said at Airbnb, and then it was a Rentals what's that?
Speaker 5What's the name?
Speaker 3of it.
Speaker 4Rentals.
Speaker 3Was it rentals, rental, rent, rent, rental, rental or rentals? I don't know Something like that.
Speaker 4I know what you're talking about though.
Speaker 3Yeah, anyway, looking up the, guy that will put cameras. Yeah, the guy had cameras up in the.
Speaker 1Airbnb.
Speaker 3Really Good.
Speaker 5Yeah, you don't trust them.
Speaker 1That's why you don't trust them the Airbnbs, I think I said something about Somebody watching. I think I said something about Calm Down. I don't even care, I just walk around.
Speaker 3It was just something.
Speaker 1You got cameras up you going to see it?
Speaker 3No, because it's a real app on your phone, you know.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, that's right. You did say something about that, yeah.
Speaker 3I heard some young kids Talking about it one time so I was like, ah, that ain't real. So I looked up the app. The app was real. Then I saw the movie. I was like Let me watch this movie just to see. I was like, guess we're supposed to predict your death or whatever. And they're like the exact. So then everybody do their date. Oh, I'm going to live for 87 years. Then some people say it's 3 days or whatever, and they're like the exact. So then everybody do their day. But the old mind says, oh, I'm going to live for 87 years. Then some people say it's three days.
Speaker 5I ain't doing it just for that reason.
Speaker 3So you try to avoid like the three days. But you know so it's and still end up dying.
Speaker 1It's like scream. Gotta watch the movie Final Destination it.
Speaker 5It's like screen gotta watch the movie Final Destination. It's good. Final Destination I'm trying to think Squid Game, what else have I been the?
Speaker 3rental, rental or rentals, the countdown.
Speaker 5Uh, now I'm trying to think I'm gonna be remembering no Silo on Apple Plus no movie, movie wise.
Speaker 3I did see Lilo, and Stitch is coming soon. Oh two, or is that three?
Speaker 2I had no idea.
Speaker 3I was passing by Fat Cats. I just saw the poster.
Speaker 5It said Lilo and Stitch coming soon. You all saw Mufasa.
Speaker 3How was it?
Speaker 4It was good. It's the same thing you already know. You already know the story. That's it. It was good. It's the same thing. You already know, you already know the story.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying. It's the same story. Why don't we watch the Titanic again?
Speaker 2Hey, it's a prequel.
Speaker 4To Lion King yes.
Speaker 3I heard somebody Talking about Mufasa One time and they was talking About Scar and how Scar Got to Scar. Yeah, but I won't tell nobody.
Speaker 5Yeah, I already know that one I'm going to have to watch that, all right, fine.
Speaker 1Maybe I'll go watch it. Is it a musical?
Speaker 4No, not really.
Speaker 5Oh, thank God, there's some music bud. Y'all see the new Superman trailer.
Speaker 1That look nice, yeah, that look nasty. You see, they got Superdog in there.
Speaker 3You know, if Joe was here he'd tell you the real name of the dog his name.
Speaker 5Cleotis, I kind of like how they did it. They kind of brought it.
Speaker 3It's almost comic booky again that's how I think all the Captain Marvel, not Captain Marvel, captain America, that's coming out next. Oh, den of Thieves, part 2, it's coming out next.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, that's what? Yeah, dinner thieves part two. Yeah, that's gonna be that out. No, it's coming out january 10th next week.
Speaker 3Okay, pant, is it pantera pandora's box? I don't know what the?
Speaker 1what the fuck was it called man? Dinner thieves pantera dinner thieves, part two go.
Speaker 3Yeah, y'all look it up.
Speaker 2All right?
Speaker 3Anyway, follow us on Instagram. Nobody's Talking Podcast. Happy New Year, happy Merry, Merry Christmas in 2025. And we'll see y'all next time. Welcome to a brand new year, holla Peace.