Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
I Lost My Wallet!!!
Ever lost your wallet and thought it was gone for good? Join us for a tale of misplacing my wallet and the unexpected kindness that followed. This serendipitous adventure not only helped us reflect on the honesty and goodwill of strangers but also set the stage for some lighthearted banter about New Year’s resolutions, moonshine traditions, and the endless quest for personal growth. We even throw in a few laughs about car upgrades and sartorial choices—because who doesn’t love the thought of swapping their Tercel for a Corvette while rocking a velour jogging suit?
The episode takes a thoughtful turn as we tackle the age-old dilemma: is it better to be rich with bad health or broke in good health? Our answers might surprise you as we banter about New Year’s fireworks that rival war zones and the annual January gym rush. Sprinkled throughout are our musings on movies, from B movie classics like "Critters" to the newest releases. And for the sports lovers, there's a touch of football talk and anticipation for the movie season, all wrapped in the comedic genius of shows like "Abbott Elementary."
But wait, there’s more! We stir up a blend of humor and insight as we discuss the contentious topic of black head coaches in the NFL, throwing in some juicy gossip from the world of media personalities. Our chat rounds off with a speculative session about the future of TikTok and California's booming cannabis market, spurred by a Canadian listener’s intriguing comments. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs, surprises, and heartfelt moments, with a promise of stories that will make you think, chuckle, and appreciate the lighter side of life.
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And we're live in 5, 4, 1, 2, 6, 7, a, b, c, d, 12. Ha ha, I already talked about the coughing last week. Yes, you ready. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here, are you here? He don't even have his keys. He ready, ready, huh, oh yeah, second show of 2025. Bringing it in right, first show for somebody else For 2025.
Speaker 2:We was here.
Speaker 3:We had Bama Joselina here Alabama.
Speaker 4:Josefina. Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we had Alabama.
Speaker 4:Rosalinda.
Speaker 1:Sat in in your spot. Had Alabama Rosalinda sat in in your spot? Who the hell is Alabama Rosalinda? Alabama Rosalinda? But since she was sitting in that chair, she was Alabama.
Speaker 5:Rosalinda, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 1:Now.
Speaker 5:She can sit in my chair, rosalinda can.
Speaker 1:Now welcome, welcome. We are here for another week. I have an interesting story to tell of how I lost my wallet, but before we get into all that, I'm Bosco Sitting to my left. This is Sherrod.
Speaker 3:That's my left. This is Sherrod, that's my left.
Speaker 5:This is one and only Rodeo Joe, and I like to say, man, this is the best goddamn water I ever tasted in my life.
Speaker 1:Hey, it's good. Huh, Is that grape, grape Splash? Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are good.
Speaker 5:And I don't know if I'm supposed to be saying that shit on air, but man, this shit is as good as a motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Sponsoring. Hey, my left, hey. That way That'll keep you drinking a lot of water, a lot of water, yeah.
Speaker 3:Where you get this shit from. It's flavorful.
Speaker 1:Damn, did I get that across the street?
Speaker 5:Actually I think.
Speaker 1:I got it at Walmart Okay.
Speaker 2:I'm going to.
Speaker 3:Walmart. Shout out to Walmart. Is it a Chi or is it a Psy? I think it's a Psy.
Speaker 4:To my left.
Speaker 1:Acai, acai berry. I know that stuff is good for you.
Speaker 7:Anyway, let's get ready. Superman is in the building. Boom, boom, boom, boom boom.
Speaker 5:Oh shit.
Speaker 4:Oh hell no metal detected. Oh hell, did you bring some?
Speaker 3:liquor and a soap dispenser.
Speaker 5:This is a non-metal detector, so what?
Speaker 3:you sipping on.
Speaker 1:So yeah, what's the homebrew Tequila Market?
Speaker 4:Oh, that's the good stuff, Homemade baby. Oh, man, that's that moonshine, oh yeah, that's clear too, wow.
Speaker 5:Sponsored by moonshine.
Speaker 1:And you know they have a drink too. Shout out to moonshine.
Speaker 4:Moonshine yeah. Have anybody ever had it Just because I Shout out to Moonshine Moonshine yeah.
Speaker 3:Have anybody that's why they great Taste so good Ever had it. Just because I haven't had the Actual drink Moonshine. I've had stuff called Moonshine.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying like no, it's something I think they sell it at the.
Speaker 5:At the stores, I would back the truck up. You've never had Moonshine.
Speaker 3:Not the actual drink Moonshine, but I've had Moonshine like homemade Moonshine.
Speaker 5:Yeah Okay, yeah yeah because I know I you scared me for a minute there.
Speaker 7:I thought we were going to have to kick you out of here.
Speaker 4:He's like man, we taking your black car.
Speaker 2:No, hell no, he ain't taking my black car, hey Moonshine, that's un-American.
Speaker 4:That's a white thing? No, bro, it's not, it's just a southern thing.
Speaker 1:I think they had like like NASCAR like NASCAR and all that.
Speaker 5:Let's think about that. Who you think used to make Jack Daniels? I know they stole it yeah. I know whiskey but Nearest yeah, uncle, nearest yeah he's really made Jack Daniels.
Speaker 3:Now they got an Uncle Nearest whiskey brand.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see, there we go.
Speaker 6:We're going to learn about alcohol today.
Speaker 1:Alcohol and losing wallets.
Speaker 5:And Splash and Splash.
Speaker 1:Hey, y'all go out to your local big box store and your grocery store and you can get Splash Refreshing Acai.
Speaker 5:Acai great.
Speaker 1:I think the mandarin orange is good, even the lemon. Let me see that bottle. The lemon one is good, you're fucking my bottle.
Speaker 5:I just want to read the label. I got to drink out this motherfucker. Keep the thing a-fucking it. Oh shit what you say. Keep your dick skinners off of it.
Speaker 2:Hey man.
Speaker 5:Okay, all right. God damn Go in there. It's another one in the refrigerator.
Speaker 1:You can read that one, Alright now, since we got Joe here, you gotta fill us in with your 2025 resolution. We already talked about ours last week.
Speaker 5:My resolution in 2025 is to lose 25 pounds. That's it.
Speaker 1:So in 2025, you want to lose 25 pounds.
Speaker 4:Yes, sir, you don't want to lose no 25. Yes, I do.
Speaker 5:Okay 25 Good job, 25 will put me right around. What 220? Yeah, buddy, I don't think I can get no lower than that. I really don't Hang on, I don't think I can, oh man, and then I'm gonna, I wanna, I wanna, start hitting the weights again. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Hey, that's part of the formula.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, you can do it. Me and Steve got the missing ingredients.
Speaker 5:I've been doing the calisthenics thing, but I tell you what, since I've been doing, that my joints don't hurt.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because all the stretching and stuff my joints don't hurt, right? Yeah, yeah, because all the stretching and stuff my joints don't hurt. I know we don't sit up here, we won't burn out as much either.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we just kind of do a nice rep range and all right that's enough and when I was sitting at home one day and put some shoes on and bend over and tie my shoes, I said wait a minute. You said what I ain't even out of breath.
Speaker 6:Stop the bus. I didn't even have to suck it in.
Speaker 5:Hold my breath. That's what I'm talking about. You fucking around, I might backslide. You know I'm a recovering hoe. Every day's a challenge. I might fucking around and get fine on you, motherfuckers, that's a wrap, oh shit.
Speaker 4:You fucking around and get fine in 2025.
Speaker 3:Let's see what happens. Hey, he said he going to get on top, open your eyes.
Speaker 2:He's going to get some pumps in boy, yeah, shit.
Speaker 5:Get these hip thrusts I can only imagine if I was in shape at my age right now. Hip thrust. I would be a stone cold hoe you would be a killer.
Speaker 1:Joe.
Speaker 5:If I was in shape, shit. Now you know, I just can't afford it. Hey, you're going to get more than 10 pumps.
Speaker 3:You're going to go for 20.
Speaker 5:Mm-mm. Too much Uh-uh. No, I'm just saying I can't afford it now. I got to wait a little bit.
Speaker 3:You going to throw your hips out?
Speaker 5:No, no, no, your back out. No, no, I got too many bills, oh, okay.
Speaker 4:Can't go have all that. You mean you really can't afford it.
Speaker 3:Okay, all right, let's hear about this wallet.
Speaker 5:You are like I'm ashamed.
Speaker 4:I ain't ashamed Shit man, you're lying. I know that's right, bro. I ain't ashamed, Shit man.
Speaker 5:You're lying. I know that's right, bro. I ain't ashamed. I ain't ashamed. We don't pay him to stay, we pay him to leave.
Speaker 3:Damn Shit.
Speaker 1:I'm getting this money, yeah that's me in sugar daddy mode, baby, sugar daddy mode. You got a song for it. You told me about that song yesterday. Yeah, I ain't going to even play it, what is?
Speaker 5:it.
Speaker 1:It's called X-Rated by Squirt Kelly. Squirt Kelly, god dang.
Speaker 3:I know you shouldn't have listened to it.
Speaker 5:The first line gets you. Tonight ain't going to use no rubber. Oh shit, we're going to hit on Tonight, ain't gonna?
Speaker 1:use no rubber. Oh shit, we gonna hit on. We gonna hit on With the first line. Yo, we allowed to play A few seconds.
Speaker 5:Let's hear it, that was just my Yep Kelly.
Speaker 7:LPJ.
Speaker 3:Hey, we got too nasty On this one.
Speaker 7:Yeah, bro, I just I don't think they used to it, but it's're real grown for music right here. Yeah, real tall. They'll leave it in type shit. Let me talk to her first. Talk to her first. Yeah, I know Folks Tonight. I don't want to use a rubber. I hope you don't either. Let me slide it in Slowly. I'll go deeper. It can get rough when I look Might get kind of scary. See, I like it from the back, but I love it. Missionary, that is fire right there. I like that.
Speaker 1:That is fire right there. Shout out to Squirt Kelly. I'm about to download that.
Speaker 3:And that's my play. Squirt Kelly man, squirt Kelly. Hey, all out to Squirt. Kelly, I'm about to download that and that's my play Squirt Kelly. Hey man, Squirt Kelly.
Speaker 1:Hey, all the fellas that's heading to the bedroom right now, early in the morning or late at night, throw that on, you're welcome.
Speaker 3:Let me see if I can find it Because I know that.
Speaker 1:But then I started checking out a lot of other shit they got and they got some nice shit, though yeah, I know I saw another song that they had. It was not all right y'all. We're gonna talk about this wallet now. Here's the story. I lost my wallet, but here's the story. I had a new. I got a new vest to ride on a motorcycle. I was like you know what, let me test it out Zips up, you know, almost like mid-neck Zippers on the pocket. Now the bike I have is keyless, so I have to, you know, keep the key fob, you know, within, like the front seat triangle Right. So I got the key fob in my right pocket, my wallet in the left pocket, both zipped up. Fine. Now I have other vests or jackets that I wear. They've all made it through the test. I wore a backpack. Yes, I should have put it all back there. Everything is fine.
Speaker 1:So I get on the highway Happy Valley. Now I am going maybe just a little bit above the speed limit. Speed limit might be 65. I probably got to maybe a little bit above that. So my jacket wasn't zipped all the way to the top, but it was maybe about a few inches, maybe five inches down or whatever. And then you know it was a little open. You could probably see my T-shirt.
Speaker 1:So I'm going, I'm at Happy Valley, I'm at Deer Valley. So I'm like, okay, I'm all good. But I get to about just past, like Deer Valley, then I feel my jacket, like I turned into Superman, it's flapping. It's flapping. I'm like, wait, what the hell? I'm flying down the highway. Still, I'm doing legal speed, but I'm flying down the highway. So y'all just picture that legal speed, but I'm flying down the highway. So y'all just picture that I filled my wallet because you know it's, you know there's nothing in the pocket, uh, but you I mean obviously you feel the like the magnet or whatever you feel it hitting.
Speaker 1:I reach for the um key, yeah, my key, I feel it. I was like, okay, I need my key. Yeah, because I want the. I was like, okay, I need my key, yeah, because the bike ended up shutting off or whatever. So I'm good there. So I'm going. I was like, okay, I'm alright, I slow down, I get off the exit bell road. I'm feeling. I was like, okay, I feel my key Go to feel my wallet. I'm like, oh, I feel my key Go to fill my wallet. I'm like, oh, heart sinks, huh, hell no.
Speaker 3:Man that's the worst feeling.
Speaker 1:I'm sitting up here like man I done. Lost my wallet on the highway right.
Speaker 5:Yeah, don't worry about it, I'll find it at my house.
Speaker 1:But no, no, right, right. So that's what I thought. I was like ah, this is whatever it's. It's whatever it's gonna get ran over or something. I'm still go back and trace my steps, just to be on the safe side. So I'm sitting up here. I get to my destination, probably a couple hours later. I'm sitting up here. I shot after Oscars tacos. On my Oscars tacos, my phone ring not a potential spam or nothing, just 60623. Shout out to Oscar's Tacos. I'm at Oscar's Tacos. My phone ring Not a potential spam or nothing, just 623 number. I look, I was like somebody's selling something. I deny it. About 10 minutes later it rings again.
Speaker 1:So I'm sitting up here like man. What the hell? I deny it again About 10, 10 minutes after that I get a text. Hey, did you lose your wallet? I?
Speaker 1:was like what I said, I absolutely did. He was like, hey, you got your cards that I had. I only carry two cards. But he said you got your medical card, concealed weapons and all that stuff and you had $17. I thought I had $18 but it was $17. I was like, yeah, he was like, hey, I found it right at the exit of Bell Road and I-17. So it was with me the whole time, I think. When I felt for it. I think I kicked it out, wow so how did he get your number?
Speaker 1:Now he said his brother's girlfriend Googled and somehow someway found my phone number through Google. Damn, Shout out to him Very nice gentleman for getting my wallet back. Now I'm going to tell you this, that's some crazy shit. I canceled my two cards immediately and you know you got Apple Pay. As soon as I canceled the numbers, you know they showed the last four digits, the numbers I had already changed. It's like oh, your request has been successful, but you can continue to use Apple Pay and the numbers automatically changed already.
Speaker 1:I'm still waiting on the new one.
Speaker 1:This is the old card, the other one. I already shredded this one. I can't shred this one. That's the shredder up, so I'm just going to send it back and let them do it. So I'm sitting up here thinking $ 17 and all that stuff was in there. I was like I even ordered, because. What I was upset about, though, is I actually liked the wallet, and I was like I got it when I was in vegas from the outlet mall, okay. So I was like man, I could be able to find this no more. I found it on the internet and ordered it, but, uh, when it comes in, I'm just gotta get me one of them shirts now I'm gonna send it back.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna send it back. But hey, isn't that crazy. Though that shit would have never happened.
Speaker 3:I'm sitting up here. So hey, everybody. So was the guy in his car and he saw it sitting there.
Speaker 1:He said he just saw it sitting. And there was a guy like panhandling, yeah, like he's a dude, like he's surprised that he didn't see it. It was like right there and he said he got out real quick. And he said that he's lost his wallet before he said he has everything in there, like with me. It would have been a bummer because, yeah, you know, I gotta get my driver's license and I lost my wallet but my drug. But my driver's license expire next month anyway, so I need a new one.
Speaker 1:I lost my wallet and the bastards did you have a lot of money in there? I had a little bit so now, hey, I'm gonna tell you this, but I'm gonna tell happened and that was one of the. This was one of the cards that I lost right here.
Speaker 5:What they did was they brought my work ID back?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they brought my work ID, but kept everything else and kept everything else. Hey, this wallet. So then I was like, oh, let me at least wait to see what it looks like. Yeah, because he was like oh, dude, it ain't get ran over or anything, he said it's still. I was like so oh, I left out that. I hopped in the back seat. I was a passenger, hopped in the back seat and we were driving down to 101. And I was looking out the window like man, where's my wallet? At Like, where's my wallet? Thinking, you know, I might see it Every little piece of black rubber or whatever. So the whole time I was looking for it he had already had it, though, and then I looked real hard once we exited Bell Road. So I was like, ah, let's go to.
Speaker 1:Oscar Tacos, that crazy though, hey, but what they say, you should have played a lot, Won't he do it?
Speaker 6:Look at God.
Speaker 1:Anyway, watch what y'all carry in y'all's wallet, because I'd have been able to recover, because really I only keep two cards. I keep this card because I like to use it. It's like I use it as my debit card, but mostly everybody takes it, but to some people that, like at Popeye's, don't take it anymore. So I was like I just use this other. Well, the card that will be there once it comes in the mail. But yeah, so I got my wallet back. All is right with the world. Thank you to the very nice gentleman that gave me my wallet back and, uh, you got pretty lucky there, though, because he's honest.
Speaker 3:I was told to buy a lighter. Oh, he could have kept it, it was $17.
Speaker 5:Luck ain't got nothing to do with that. What is it?
Speaker 1:Even if he would have kept it, you can't do it. Yeah, I know, but that's kind of like my homie.
Speaker 5:That's like my home magic. Hey, I mean to get it back Now we can sit up here and be.
Speaker 1:We can be sinister. Okay, no, go ahead.
Speaker 5:I'm going to tell you it. You it ain't it. Ain't luck, though. I'm telling you that now I don't know what it is about this motherfucker here what did?
Speaker 1:I got this, I got my wallet back that shit would never happen to us ever anytime my wallet gets thrown, that motherfucker go.
Speaker 4:And then you know what's so funny go to coals and get a metal hey I actually he's like oh, you actually look like your driver's license.
Speaker 5:It said 63190 and the dude Gave you a water and hit on you.
Speaker 4:I know I mean that's crazy he ain't gay.
Speaker 1:He just said I look like my picture.
Speaker 5:That's not what I said. He was gay, steve. What I never said, that All I'm saying is that's the kind of shit that happened to the motherfucker.
Speaker 3:The fact that she was able to Google your number.
Speaker 5:That's what.
Speaker 3:I'm wondering about Google, your number.
Speaker 4:I'm going to go search for my number. Are you lucky?
Speaker 1:Your number is in there. I guarantee All the stuff that y'all done sat up here and you done, did.
Speaker 5:Oh no, it's all right that motherfucker probably knew your name by heart. Oh, I know him.
Speaker 4:He got an address too. So, yeah, they got an address, driver's license. They can find everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because. I started thinking it was like oh damn, is it on my? I know him Because you know my benefits benefits card.
Speaker 5:I know him. He was in that commercial. Remember that commercial.
Speaker 1:So I'm thinking they got it from that. I was like man, how did you find it? He's like oh, his brother's girlfriend Googled and found it.
Speaker 5:I was like hey, I'm going to tell you this. You didn't know he was in the commercial.
Speaker 1:Y'all, women are resourceful.
Speaker 4:That's what it is, because if it was him or his brother man, they probably still, they might have mailed it to you, but they ain't going to look you up.
Speaker 3:I mean exactly. I'm just glad there's honest people in this world today. I know Thank you God.
Speaker 1:Hey, I will no good deed going unpunished. I don't want to shit on nothing. I don't want to shit on anything, but it was only $17.
Speaker 3:I mean, yeah, if it was $1,700, let's see how honest they would have been. That's true. We found it with nothing in it. I know you were hurt for that.
Speaker 4:Hey man, I seen your wallet. I ain't seen no money though it was a homeless guy that was right next to it, though, exactly you know what I would have done.
Speaker 5:The money would have been gone, gone I would have kept that $1,700.
Speaker 1:I would have tossed it in the street, but I'll keep it too there you go?
Speaker 3:I mean, I would hope I would have kept too, though. Okay, so say you. They gave it to you Right, Fully intact. Would you have? Gave them a founder?
Speaker 4:Man, that was my rent money man. Thank you, god Yo.
Speaker 1:Stu Rent's due Mother.
Speaker 3:So I would have kicked them something out. How much would you have kicked $200?
Speaker 5:Yeah, about $100 $200 Same amount Out of the store, yeah, so.
Speaker 1:I mean Just out of yeah about $100 $200 I appreciate you.
Speaker 3:Here's $200 Out of $17, because Look.
Speaker 1:I actually was gonna go to the ATM and get $100 and just give it to him. I wasn't even thinking. I was like, oh, but he has my wallet, yeah. But then I I mean, after the fact I thought like Neither one of these cards Are my debit cards anyway. Yeah, yeah, so you can't even get. But actually I use my phone or my watch at the ATM, okay, but you know, I wasn't even thinking about that.
Speaker 5:I didn't even know you could do that, but then I started doing it.
Speaker 1:Dude trust me, you don't even need a wallet, that's true, yeah. You don't even so, I was a Dude. I rarely Like there's times when I forget it. I just be like Whatever. I just know you can't go to Fries, like fries or Kroger. Oh, they won't take Apple Pay. Yeah, they don't take Apple Pay. Yet Look, walmart don't either. Yeah, no, no, fries do take Apple Pay. Now it's.
Speaker 5:Walmart, walmart, don't take Apple Pay. Yeah, man. But man, do you know those goddamn lottery ticket motherfuckers in there take Apple Pay? Oh yeah, like the little machine. Yeah, you can buy a bunch of lot of scratchers like a motherfucker in there.
Speaker 1:I'm sitting up here like I bought a scratcher.
Speaker 5:Just I won about $25.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:I said, fuck it, I'm gonna quit.
Speaker 1:Hey, do you do the little phone like the jack?
Speaker 5:Jack pocket, you ain't done that yet. I haven't done it yet because they won't accept my PayPal.
Speaker 1:Oh, because you're old. Wait, do it under a.
Speaker 5:I know I need to attach a credit card.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because when that money get big, we got that group. I mean, we'll still break you off some you don't expect Okay.
Speaker 2:You don't expect nothing.
Speaker 5:See, I'm a survivalist bro. I understand, I don't expect.
Speaker 1:Okay, you don't expect nothing see, I'm a survivalist, I don't need but we want you.
Speaker 3:How much, joe, we don't want to, but see here here's the thing, though, okay, we don't need money and listen.
Speaker 1:We do have to be completely honest, though. Everybody at this table is doing okay, oh, yeah, yeah, well, so what, honestly, all that extra money is, all you're gonna do is just buy some shit you really don't need, right, okay, okay, let yeah. Well, so what, honestly, all that extra money is, all you're gonna do is just buy some shit you really don't need, right? Okay, okay, let's say so. Oh, I'm gonna go buy a ford bronco right now. I can go buy a ford bronco now, not two of them, but I don't want one. You get you, I mean, but that that's my point, but you get that, like they say, all having a lot of money does is just distort your decision-making skills.
Speaker 5:Oh, it does, that's right.
Speaker 1:Because now you go get one pair of Jordans. Oh, here, let me get five pair.
Speaker 5:In the same size. See, just by you saying that, right, there is fucked up, because who in the hell got money to buy Jordans?
Speaker 1:I don't.
Speaker 5:That's a lot of goddamn money.
Speaker 1:I know I can't afford them.
Speaker 5:But that's why the saying is the less money you got, the easier your choices are. That's true. That's true, and that's the true story. Same old problem.
Speaker 1:It's easy to pick women out because you think you got all that money. You just think you got all that money, You're a handsome dude and you like it'll be harder though. Cause you don't know if she really love you or not. Yeah, that's why you have to keep your current vehicle. When I tell people you got to keep your current vehicle, oh why you think I'm going to be pulling up to the Legion In a Rolls Royce Phantom. I can't do that.
Speaker 5:Shit, they won't do Nothing as a Chrysler. That's a nice Chrysler 300, you got Chrysler 300.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a what's up. Rolls Royce, yeah, hey, I take that back.
Speaker 5:I apologize to the Legion, cause them motherfuckers Will fuck you up down there, so I apologize to the Legion, cause them motherfuckers Will fuck you up down there.
Speaker 4:So I apologize. That RR, that man, that Rough Rider, yeah.
Speaker 1:I apologize to everybody In the Legion? Hey, everybody. So you just keep your current car. I have A 2006 Toyota Tercel. It's green in color and there you go, right there, I ain't gonna lie, I'd get me a vet.
Speaker 5:Fuck that.
Speaker 1:See, I think you can get away taking a vet down there. I'd get me a vet, although they're nice.
Speaker 4:They're nice, but man, you gonna park in the mud in your vet. No, you gonna park up in the front.
Speaker 1:You're just gonna pull up like dude, I'm not parking I got a motherfucking vet, get you one of them.
Speaker 5:Suede suits Shit.
Speaker 1:Oh well, one of them velour. What the jogging suits? Is it velour or suede? It look like suede or you get like Don Johnson.
Speaker 2:Hook up, get the shoes that match. Too Shit, I can't.
Speaker 1:I can't pull nothing up. I'm like what they doing to me.
Speaker 5:I'm trying to figure this. Okay, since we on this podcast, I wanna know. You sat there and pretending like you didn't hear them phones go off and you didn't say nothing. Now my phone went off. You look a bit like there you go, this nigga again.
Speaker 3:That's why I put it up here. Help with that.
Speaker 5:I don't care. It went off three times he just rarely make noise.
Speaker 1:He just rarely make noise though hey, why you hating Joe?
Speaker 7:what's all that? This shit was vibrating and shit over here.
Speaker 5:Hey, I was like somebody vibrating again.
Speaker 4:We got any female listeners? They?
Speaker 5:think we over here masturbating now that vibrating that motherfucker was doing.
Speaker 1:That might make him happy.
Speaker 5:All I'm saying is I just felt some type of way and I had to get that off my chest First.
Speaker 3:He feels some type of way about you get the ding, ding, ding, ding and my phone going off.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:Joe got bad hate in his heart.
Speaker 1:And me getting my wallet back from the nice gentleman.
Speaker 3:No, that's not it. Oh, I had to go to Kohl's and buy me another one.
Speaker 5:I would have Shout out to Kohl's. What you talking about Shout out to Kohl's Bullshit. Everybody know that. That's why I said you should have got me one of them. Shirts, see.
Speaker 3:Hey, get him a shirt, I Get him a shirt, I want a shirt.
Speaker 2:Get that man a shirt, and 2X too.
Speaker 5:I want it kinda tight. He said 2X.
Speaker 1:He said 2X and he wanted.
Speaker 6:Damn.
Speaker 4:Mango. Look at me.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna reorder.
Speaker 4:Now I see.
Speaker 1:You can't say that On the air man Some smogs.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 1:You slipped up. They got them sitting up here.
Speaker 4:You want an iced tea.
Speaker 1:They got them looking for us. Huh, Joe, Right Shit.
Speaker 4:What would you call that fucking shirt? Icy, no, the iced tea. The iced tea shirt with the collar. The business casual shirt with the buttons in the front, like three buttons. What do you?
Speaker 3:call that type of shirt. Oh Henley, what do you call that type of?
Speaker 4:shirt.
Speaker 1:It's a.
Speaker 4:Henley right A Henley, henley, henley.
Speaker 1:I thought Henley don't have a hood, they don't have a collar, no, not a hood, just a collar, it's a spry collar shirt Shit, I didn't even. They got the little neck.
Speaker 3:It's like a t-shirt that buttons up like three butts Henley shirt, and that shirt got a name.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we're going to find out, I got two or three of them. What kind did you want? I'm thinking of a Henley. No, not the Henley. No, he wants the full button up no you want just a business casual shirt.
Speaker 1:He wants a blue collar shirt. He wants a nice polo shirt and some khakis.
Speaker 5:I'll be honest with you. I like that. That's nice as fuck right there.
Speaker 4:That hoodie. You know I represent Bama.
Speaker 1:Would you wear that Joe?
Speaker 4:Hell yeah, we wear that shit, I wear that shit proudly.
Speaker 1:This and Alabama State Wasps Did anybody stay up for New Year's?
Speaker 4:Stay up. Yeah, I did. I was the only one in my house that stayed up.
Speaker 5:You stayed up, I was sleeping, you fell asleep. They was shooting like a motherfucker.
Speaker 4:Man, everybody was over there shooting Like this is in a war zone.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was a bunch of firework.
Speaker 5:I sound like Desiigner over there. I was like yoiigner over there. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Speaker 4:Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, I was like yo. We back in Lebanon.
Speaker 2:I mean wait.
Speaker 4:This shit happening all over again. Earlier had my PTSD kick in.
Speaker 3:Me and Sherrod had a pre-production meeting didn't nobody else come, but he sat up here and said it was something you asked. Oh yeah, so I got a question for you. Shout out to Quake's house. Shout out to Quake's house, so ask the question would you rather be rich in bad health or broke and in good health?
Speaker 4:You already know.
Speaker 3:Never mind, I'm skipping Joe.
Speaker 1:I know what Joe's. I already know mine Health is wealth, so I'm going to answer my question.
Speaker 3:I'm going to answer the question. So no, I would rather be broke and in good health, that's right. How about you, joe?
Speaker 5:Why would you even ask that question? Because you know we all niggas, we all broken.
Speaker 4:We already there, nigga, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, though, we already there. He said I don't want to be rich.
Speaker 5:I mean I ain't healthy I used to be but I'm in good health, right. Like I'm broke, but I'm talking about if you had $ million dollars right now and you was in bad health or you could trade it off, okay, oh wait.
Speaker 1:Okay, you know you know, I'm gonna equate that. How bad. How bad is the health?
Speaker 3:yeah, are you like? You got my you might got you in a wheelchair yeah, wheelchair, oh no, in a wheelchair yeah, yeah, no but like give me, give me like gout or high, or high blood pressure.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Or maybe I can't boo-boo for like four or five days.
Speaker 7:Give me the sugars. I can get that reversed. You might be one or two years away from death.
Speaker 3:Give me the sugars. I can reverse that. What? I mean, you might be one or two years away from death.
Speaker 4:You crazy man, I ain't trading that. So 54. Okay, so trading that so 54.
Speaker 3:No, okay, so the way he said it.
Speaker 5:So how old are you then?
Speaker 3:So 54, rich and in bad health.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:Or 64 and in great health no.
Speaker 4:Man, I've been struggling all my life. Ain't nothing new. Who the fuck asked this question? This is an earthquake. No, it was a good question an earthquake?
Speaker 3:No, it's a good question. No, it's not a good question. Why not Think about it? Because some people would give up that just for the money.
Speaker 4:Nobody would give up, I know yes yes.
Speaker 1:Some people will. I think there's a lot of people would yes.
Speaker 5:You give up? No, they wouldn't.
Speaker 1:We wouldn't. Yeah, I think there's a lot of people.
Speaker 3:I know Some people that would.
Speaker 5:The reason I say that is because I don't think I see you underestimating people, because I don't think people would give up good help for money.
Speaker 4:Just to be sitting there coughing.
Speaker 2:You can't enjoy it, man, that's what I'm saying. You can't walk.
Speaker 5:It's like this here I got six sexy wives, but I got ED. What? Good is that going to do me None.
Speaker 1:Can you take a pill for it? Yeah, no, damn.
Speaker 4:Your shit broke bro. Yeah, you're a broke dick dog, yeah you broke dick Willie.
Speaker 5:Yeah, like Jay, the whole broke dick dog.
Speaker 1:Okay, so no, I got a good one for you. You know what I'm saying. I mean, there's no.
Speaker 5:Okay, who the fuck would All?
Speaker 1:right? Well, here Let me just Tweak it a little bit, just to add something. Okay, you have a hundred million dollars, but you do have erectile dysfunction.
Speaker 4:Fuck that.
Speaker 5:Nah, bro, I'd rather not have that hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1:You can still eat the cooch. What?
Speaker 4:good, is that going to do? She can't do nothing for you, she can lick on your lymph nodes Okay.
Speaker 5:You remember that movie? What's his name? The guy in the Mummy was in.
Speaker 1:Oh, Brendan Fraser.
Speaker 5:He was in that movie where he had the lady making all these wishes and shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, I've never seen that. I heard that movie was good. Remember that yeah.
Speaker 5:And he wished that he was the greatest athlete ever. Remember that, wait a minute. He wished he was the greatest athlete ever. I mean, he was the greatest athlete ever. He did everything, from basketball, baseball, whatever the fuck. It was Right. He was just good Best athlete ever. And that was his wish. And she gave him the wish, right, uh-huh? But she gave him a penis, okay, so all right.
Speaker 1:So he said oh, hell.
Speaker 5:No, you hear that.
Speaker 1:All right, so here we go then. So you don't have ED, okay, but your junk is super, super little.
Speaker 5:I don't want no little penis.
Speaker 1:But you got a lot of money, you got a lot of money you can get a penis enlargement. That's true, it still works though.
Speaker 4:Get a strap on, put a strap on extended.
Speaker 3:A snap on.
Speaker 4:Strap on extended.
Speaker 2:You put that one over yours.
Speaker 5:Look at that girl Vibrating, shedding and everything, everything.
Speaker 1:I just think when the two ladies be sitting up there and they be like pegging each other, I just think the chick sitting up there humping she don't know like the proper stroke, cause she can't feel nothing, that's true.
Speaker 5:She just probably you ain't gonna feel nothing with that.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just saying Dang man, that's crazy. She just ramming on the lady Just like. Hey man soon as you get that motherfucker wet. So y'all want a hundred mil and a little pee pee.
Speaker 5:Nah, I'm good on that. I'll take ten dollars and a big dick, fuck it.
Speaker 4:I'll take ten cent in my big dick. I'm good. I'm good. Fuck all that. I'm a pole, motherfucker. I've been pole all my life.
Speaker 5:I keep telling you Shit if I had two more inches, I'd rule the world before morning, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:All right, look here, I got another question for y'all. Okay, I don't know if I asked this before. Well, this is something we got to come back to later. You got to go ask a significant other or you know, whoever, whoever you love, if they charge for sex, or if they charge you for sex, how much would they charge you? That's a good question right there. Hopefully nothing.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, I'm saying they had to.
Speaker 1:They have to charge. How much would they?
Speaker 5:charge what you paying now Rent Mortgage.
Speaker 1:Because I heard one figure somebody said $5,000. I'm like no, no, no, I'm just saying, just like one-time deal. One-time deal Like if they're, basically if they're selling sex, and you be like oh here, I want to have sex with you, how much would you charge me? They said $5,000. No, she out of mind.
Speaker 5:That's what.
Speaker 1:I was saying, that's a lot.
Speaker 5:Is that like one-time thing, right? Yeah, you give a motherfucker $5,000, one-time thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I mean, every time you want to do it. If I had it, I'd give it to Kate Beckinsale. It's $5,000. I'd give it Kate Beckinsale, that's what I'm saying. So would you give Halle Berry $5,000?
Speaker 4:Yes, exactly so that's all it is.
Speaker 1:I'd give her my.
Speaker 4:Corvette. Well see, there you go. How many times do. I get it for that Let me do the math I mean so it's $5,000 a shot right. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So if you go back next week, $5,000. You go back next week, $5,000.
Speaker 5:You go back next week, $5,000. Let me see If I sell all my stock.
Speaker 1:I just want to know.
Speaker 5:I can probably get about $10,000.
Speaker 1:The different numbers that's going to come back.
Speaker 5:I'm just saying if I sell all my stock, I probably can get it, Because it was one of the ones.
Speaker 1:It was one of the questions that I heard and then the lady was like dude, asked his, you know, asked his chick, like hey, if you charge me, how much would you charge? She said $5,000.
Speaker 7:I was like ugh, that's steep.
Speaker 5:That is steep, she said you go down on camera and get it for $100.
Speaker 1:I was like, yeah, no, that's true.
Speaker 5:But now too, remember this is like money is no object. Yeah the money. Yeah you, you paying that five, you got money.
Speaker 2:I mean, you got the money, yeah, shit wait really I'm gonna tell you if you got it, yeah, but here's.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing I'm gonna tell you the. The real question is, it's not, it's just wondering what the number that she's going to come back with. That's the true answer. See what number she's going to come back with.
Speaker 5:The bad thing about paying for it is she ain't going to go all out. That's the thing, yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean if she's your significant other.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's a hypothetical yeah, yeah, but I'm just saying your significant other ain't going gonna go all out anyway.
Speaker 5:Well, just wait. All of these, we're just Just ask Yep Soon, as you say I do, they say I don't.
Speaker 4:Oh, my lord, even if you don't say I do, they say I don't.
Speaker 1:Hey, we gonna get we gonna hey, we gonna have positive moments with Joe.
Speaker 5:I need a couch nigga Cause all Like I with Joe I need a couch.
Speaker 1:Like I said, all this question is for everybody out there in podcast land. It really ain't like oh, would you pay it? The true, true answer is just wondering what number? What's the monetary? Yeah what number would they come back?
Speaker 4:$5,000 is not bad.
Speaker 1:No, so they're saying $5,000.
Speaker 5:I was like oh, okay, but that's a little steep for me, though, because what the hell?
Speaker 1:yeah, but then you got to look at it $5,000?.
Speaker 5:I mean, you know what kind of shape she in. You know she got a mom body. Hey, oh, I see y'all. Or an aunt Felt like auntie Right Auntie, Big auntie yeah auntie, hey auntie, hey auntie, yeah, he like auntie, she at 5,000.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to get auntie who like them auntie bodies.
Speaker 5:Auntie. They got a song about that Called Auntie.
Speaker 1:She like the auntie bodies Mm-hmm. Hey, ben, that is. I told you the gym's been packed. The gym has been packed, that's resolution that wears off.
Speaker 5:It takes about a month.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, listen, I've been going to the gym for a while.
Speaker 7:Today is the last day, not you.
Speaker 2:We are no, no, no, I'm saying I already know this.
Speaker 1:I'll just be in there like oh man.
Speaker 5:The dumbbells will be back here First three, four sitting there. A couple of them is looking around trying to see who else is, but you know what man, the one that got the stand.
Speaker 1:We're going to send out positive vibes for all the new people. Go ahead and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 4:I want you to make this resolution a success.
Speaker 5:I didn't make a resolution this year. Yeah, I did the 25 pounds, but other than that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we didn't make one either. We just gonna do something different.
Speaker 5:That's all I'm doing.
Speaker 4:I'm just doing something different for the first 75 days.
Speaker 1:Doing something different.
Speaker 3:That means starting off with a bang though oh Literally Pray for the people in LA, oh man that. Yeah, I reached out to my folks, man. That's out.
Speaker 1:people in LA, oh man, I reached out to my folks, man that's out there in LA. They said they think somebody started it. They looking for, yeah, they checking cameras.
Speaker 5:They said they think someone it's supposed to get like down there negative 50 On the east coast somewhere.
Speaker 1:And they listen. They was talking to you. Ain't gonna have no running listen they was talking to.
Speaker 5:You ain't going to have no running water, bro.
Speaker 1:They was talking to Mandy Moore, the actress and dude. She just said like she just feels numb.
Speaker 5:Yeah, man, I can only imagine they burnt the house down.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's a bunch of and then that's what I'm saying. It's in Palisades, man. So there's two of them. There's Palisades Shit. There was like five of them. There's two big ones.
Speaker 5:Shit. They had a thing with Steve Guttenberg trying to help the fire department.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude Listen. I'm telling you man my neighbor said his brother he's in the heiress, one Heiress or something like that one that he's in. He said I actually talked to him before I came here, fired like two houses, three houses down, oh, and he said it's pretty much inevitable.
Speaker 1:Dude that's.
Speaker 5:See you better get a water hose and put it on top of that.
Speaker 1:No, that's sad, that's.
Speaker 5:Let it run If they got water.
Speaker 4:That's sad, if they got water you got a pool, I mean I guess, and then we get a pump.
Speaker 5:Get a sump pump.
Speaker 4:Hey, I seen a dude Throwing buckets from his pool.
Speaker 5:Yeah, man.
Speaker 4:I died laughing. I was like man, like that's doing something.
Speaker 1:Look at all that footage. That's sad, I'm just saying, just saying.
Speaker 5:You get a sump pump and a generator. The house One, two, three, four houses down.
Speaker 1:Dude, that house burned down oh yeah, yep that house burned down.
Speaker 5:I remember, I threw that sump pump in there.
Speaker 1:I remember Sonya calling me and she was like hey, the house a few houses down I was at work, it's on fire. So I remember, when you come home, you know, when you go walk to the mailbox, obviously you can't even tell no more now. But dude, that thing was done. It was all the back. The garage was fine, but the back of it. And just to even because I was around the area and just to even see it. I mean mean just think, dude, that's where you comfortable at.
Speaker 3:That hurts 10,000 buildings like 5,000 homes, something like that.
Speaker 5:I remember when we was a kid story time and my uncle house got struck by lightning and that motherfucker caught on fire. We sat and watched that motherfucker burn to the ground. Bro, god damn that man. And that's sad because you know we got volunteer fire department.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:So they showed up and they had no water in the truck, oh man.
Speaker 3:No, water tap too.
Speaker 5:Nothing, huh. What are you going to do? They had to go down to the creek and fill the damn tank up. They had to go down to the creek and fill the damn tank up.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 5:Damn. Yeah, they said. You know what. We might as well let it burn at this point.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. There's like five fires in that area. Yeah, there's five, right, they said there's five.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But the two big ones, the palisades and then the Eaton Fire.
Speaker 3:That's where one of my neighbor's brother is. Yeah, his house Pretty much gone, is it? I mean, you just see it and they said it's just the perfect storm because of all that wind. So all those embers pushing yeah. And it just goes from roof to roof.
Speaker 1:And it's just jumping man.
Speaker 5:It's a tree. Bush to bush. They moved the game to Glendale, yeah.
Speaker 3:Monday night, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I wonder if we can get tickets.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can, I remember they did that before.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:A year ago for the.
Speaker 1:Chargers. Somebody said yeah the Chargers.
Speaker 3:That one was free. Was that free?
Speaker 1:Some of it it was at ASU. Yeah, exactly, they moved the choice. Yeah, it was free, but no, this one, I think. Speaking of tickets, I think they said it's $160, $165. They like to cheat.
Speaker 5:I mean that's not bad, but I ain't paying. They having a Super Bowl party at the Cardinal Stadium.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, it's in the lawn.
Speaker 5:Right. It's in the lawn and you know if you got Verizon, they're giving free tickets away.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I got Verizon.
Speaker 5:Yeah, go into. What do you call that Rewards or whatever?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm going to go right now and then claim your tickets, so you can get up to four tickets and you know you still might be able to go in there of those.
Speaker 1:One of the questions it said up there and said are you a Verizon customer? Oh really, I don't have Verizon? No, but I'm saying I still think, oh, you can still get them. Yeah, you still might be able to get it, Because I mean, worst case, all they're going to do is maybe just try to switch you, or something.
Speaker 5:They get away with concerts.
Speaker 1:Because I know, because when I went in for it, I looked, check that out Up and coming tickets and stuff.
Speaker 5:They got concerts coming up.
Speaker 1:See shout out. So now we need sponsorships from Verizon Jordans.
Speaker 2:Splash. We want some Jordans.
Speaker 1:Splash, splash Moonshine. What else we been? Sat up here and talked about Cold. Hey, Joe, tell them about your Tubi recommendation man. You know, Sherrod don't like Tubi, you don't like Tubi, I like Tubi.
Speaker 5:Dog Tubi is hey you ain't gonna like this. Hey, what is it? Sugar Mama, it's called Sugar Mama.
Speaker 1:Sherrod, too rich for Tubi man. Tubi is for us.
Speaker 3:Steve, you gotta watch Sugar Mama. Yeah, it's on Tubi. On Tubi. I mean I probably could sit there and watch it, I just gotta do it, but I see the clips and stuff and that act can be so damn hard man listen, I'm telling you that, stepsister, I don't even care.
Speaker 1:I'm like I just sit up here and look like I could have been in this movie.
Speaker 3:I sat up here and saw the clip. The dude the dude some Tubi movie. He was in a red suit. They flashed. They came back he was in a blue suit, but it's the same scene. I'm like what's going?
Speaker 5:on hey see that I like that stuff right there, I'm sitting here, man man, you just never watched a B movie, that's right. Oh, I love them, I'm sitting here.
Speaker 1:Man man, you just never watched a B movie. That's why, oh, I love them. I love B movies. You ever watching all them black B movies? Growing up, I've seen all the critters. You're like man the munchies, what do?
Speaker 5:you think, steve, you seen the critters? Hey, hey, where the munchies? I've seen all them, motherfuckers. Boy the critters, leprechaun in the Hood oh yeah that's a great one. That's now.
Speaker 1:That's hey the blob, oh man, oh the blob. Hey, what about uh? Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
Speaker 5:I can get through that one.
Speaker 1:I saw most of it, but yeah. I was terrified when I saw that movie. I don't know how old I was.
Speaker 5:I know I was a little kid. Earth Girls are easy, that one's good.
Speaker 1:Wait, what Earth Girls are easy.
Speaker 5:It's not a porn, though, actually.
Speaker 1:Damn. So now. So, sugar Mama, hey, den of Thieves part two. Yeah, that's out. No, so now so, sugar Mama, hey, den of Thieves, part 2.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's out next week.
Speaker 1:It's out. No, it's out now. Den of Thieves Part 2. Yeah, it sure did. Hey, did you see it already or no?
Speaker 4:I didn't see it, but I had made plans for it.
Speaker 1:Wolfman. Wolfman starts the 17th Wolfman.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so out of all these Father son actors, which Son do you think Looks most like the dad?
Speaker 7:So I'm thinking Ice Cube Wayans the.
Speaker 3:Wayans, damon Wayans.
Speaker 1:Damon, the one, damon Wayans Jr.
Speaker 5:Them motherfuckers be twins yeah.
Speaker 1:He look just how.
Speaker 7:They look back.
Speaker 1:Yeah Sounds just like him too.
Speaker 3:I'm going, I'm going with the Wayans.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's who I probably would.
Speaker 3:Because Q? Nah, he got the look, but Nah, I'm going with that dude.
Speaker 1:He look just like.
Speaker 3:Have you seen the show?
Speaker 1:No, I haven't watched it. It's actually pretty good. Yeah, I heard it's all right. I just I ain't going to lie, I don't watch. I tell you, I watch SWAT, abbott Elementary, and then I just look for movies on Netflix, tubi or let's see Abbott Elementary.
Speaker 5:Everybody be talking about that. I haven't seen it, it's good.
Speaker 1:Abbott Elementary is great.
Speaker 5:But I'm going to watch that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, abbott Elementary is good man. I just watched a little Christmas episode the principal. She is hilarious, she makes that show.
Speaker 1:She is hilarious. A ghetto principal. Man for real it's on Queequee Yep professional and hood you like boy. This is hilarious and that's ridiculous. Right there, I know right. Let me see what else is out. Oh, I watched Don't Move. Anybody see Don't Move on Netflix. No, not yet. Check that out. What about? Um, that was hey, it was pretty good. I just watched it Because I literally go. I was like I got to watch at least one or two movies for the podcast.
Speaker 5:So is Carry On out.
Speaker 3:Carry On yeah, that was good. Carry On was good, yeah, carry On.
Speaker 5:I want to see that. Watch it, you would like it.
Speaker 1:No, that was good.
Speaker 3:It's kind of like Die Hard in a way. Yeah, Carry On is good.
Speaker 5:They compared it to Die Hard yeah, carry On is good. Compared to Die Hard yeah, y'all, carry On is good. What about Die Hard? That's a good one. You gotta come on the top of that one.
Speaker 1:I watched Don't Move. Very first one. Oh yeah, let me see I thought I watched. Oh, I watched the Ritual. Anybody heard of the Ritual? I don't know. Obviously they're from like another country. But subtitle or dub, did you watch?
Speaker 5:that one with Heretic yeah. I like that.
Speaker 2:That was good, that was crazy.
Speaker 1:That was good man, that was good. The Heretic, oh that man, because sometimes it's just movies that you watch and they have you on the edge of your seat. Then you just be mad like man you haven't seen it.
Speaker 3:One little girl, one little girl. Little girl, she's cute, is it Heretic? Both were M Night Shyamalan. No, that's.
Speaker 5:Yeah, who.
Speaker 1:Who did do Heretic? I don't know, hugh Grant was in it, hugh, Grant Okay. Yeah, that was.
Speaker 2:Oh no he was good.
Speaker 4:Yeah man, I ain't seen none of this.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's kind of hard to me To not the naughty. It's kind of hard to me to not the naughty. Heel got me.
Speaker 1:Oh, what To what To see?
Speaker 3:your hair tick, yeah. Yeah, now the football season's pretty much over, yeah you can lock in and back to the movies.
Speaker 5:Yup, these my seasons. The reality is, I don't really watch basketball until after the break. After All-Star game I can't get in the NBA no.
Speaker 1:I can't get in the NBA, though, after the. All-star game. I can't After the All-Star game that's when I started watching it.
Speaker 3:I still watch LeBron a little bit, because I watch March Madness. I watch Steph Curry. Oh yeah, I love March Madness. The game has changed too much in basketball. All it is is they're just chunking threes which is cool.
Speaker 4:No, that's not it, it's cool. Threes are all the way to the hole. Threes are all the way to the hole. Threes are all the way to the hole they dunking the shit out that month. Yeah, you get a few mid-ranges, anthony.
Speaker 5:Edwards had a game-winner the other day.
Speaker 3:Oh, when he dunked on Duke, yeah, I saw that Ain't nobody playing defense, that's for sure.
Speaker 5:Well, that's because the referees don't let them.
Speaker 1:That's almost like football now. Hey, speaking of defense, is Travis Hunter playing offense or defense?
Speaker 4:Both. He don't play defense, he's going to play both. He's going to be like Neon Dion, they ain't going to add him in until later.
Speaker 3:I think it depends on what team, he goes to yeah, because right now, what he's projected? What number two.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they said. I think he graded. I think I heard somewhere on one of these sports talk shows. I think.
Speaker 3:Who are?
Speaker 1:they going to get he graded higher Really.
Speaker 3:Who got the first pick? Tennessee, right yeah.
Speaker 5:They don't need a quarterback.
Speaker 3:Tennessee is not going to draft a quarterback.
Speaker 5:They might.
Speaker 3:Why who?
Speaker 5:do they have? They got.
Speaker 3:Will Levis. Oh, that's right, they might give Will Levis one more year. That's right, they might give Will Levis one more year.
Speaker 4:You think Because he's white. You're right, you're right.
Speaker 3:No, you 100% right Will.
Speaker 5:Levis is a black dude. They have five of them motherfuckers, and we need to get some quarterbacks over this.
Speaker 1:Hey, you see what homeboy was saying about the black coaches and the white coaches. I know.
Speaker 5:That's sad man.
Speaker 1:What about them?
Speaker 3:Who said that? So that was which one? Was it the one that my brother sent.
Speaker 1:What's his name? It's their brother.
Speaker 3:He has Both coaches are black, dang, but no, they said Okay, so what?
Speaker 5:he said was.
Speaker 3:Since what? The last 10 years yeah cause I don't.
Speaker 1:I don't think I have it, cause I would play it. 43 Dude, you have it. If you have it, yeah, oh, here, send it to me, I'll play it.
Speaker 5:See, they were saying like the two coaches were playing last night, notre Dame and they both black, right. Well, first of all they started out black and then, as Notre Dame looked like they was going to win, he became Korean and black. Oh, because they had me in the beginning and they goes. Well, you know, actually, he's, I think, his mom, his mom is from South Korea South. Korea hey, but no. So, he's going to be the first Black and Korean Head coach.
Speaker 3:In the national championship game.
Speaker 5:But it's funny Because they said you know, it's like when they they were losing, he was black and then, when he started winning, he became Korean.
Speaker 3:Franklin is black and white, right? I think so. I don't know he's got to be, because he's way too high yellow to be all black?
Speaker 5:I don't know.
Speaker 3:But they were saying that.
Speaker 5:I mean he's the same color as you.
Speaker 1:Nah hell nah. All right, look, this is what hold on. This is what hold on this is what dude said.
Speaker 3:We're going to go ahead, shout out to man I ain't no light bright Me and Steve. The same Same complexion. No, I might be darker than Steve, no, you ain't.
Speaker 1:Steve, you consider yourself dark skin or light skin?
Speaker 4:I'm dark brown. I know I'm dark brown. Nigga, don't get me in the summer, nigga. I turn black, hey, nigga.
Speaker 1:I turn black. Hey see, I'm gonna tell y'all this the beautiful thing about me, that's never been a question. I know I'm black, black, dark black.
Speaker 5:You look like they left the cornbread in you too exactly that's pretty good, though it'd be sweet when you burn a little bit, right man you know, they say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Speaker 1:I don't know how sweet the juice is, but I know I'm good and cooked.
Speaker 5:This photographer was at my house and she was taking pictures of the girls and Bosco. He was like my name is Bosco. And she was like is he like the Serp? Because we had the kid they was gonna take pictures, the pictures that's on the wall, right, they took those pictures, right? Oh, okay, she took those and she was like Bosco. Is that like the syrup and I never knew that was the syrup.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got some right here.
Speaker 5:Bosco.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I never knew that Somebody gave it to me. I mean, I had it for a while, but I mean, I had it for a while, but.
Speaker 4:That shit, dark molasses, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:All right look hold on that shit fucked me up, though I thought I had every syrup on the man Right.
Speaker 4:Bosco syrup. I didn't miss out on a Bosco syrup, oh dang.
Speaker 6:Black linebacker head coach one and done. We have seen Antonio Pierce, a black head coach, be one and done. So you're starting to hear a lot of the online vitriol saying why in the world is this happening to my black head coaches? So I had to do a little bit of research. Over the last 10 years, you have 53 white head coaches that have been hired. This is the last 10 years. Those are the names on the list. Do not bother your time reading all of them, Just glance at some. Over that same last 10 year period, 14 black head coaches have been hired. Again, do not bother your whole time reading all the names on the list. But 10-year period 53 white head coaches, 14 black head coaches, 53 white head coaches, 14 black head coaches.
Speaker 6:That in and of itself, many would suggest is a problem, but here's probably the bigger problem. See, when you look at the 53 white head coaches, six of them have been one and done. When you look at the 14 black head coaches, five of them have been one and done. So, by number, white head coaches are one and done more often than black head coaches, but by percentage, it completely pales in comparison 11% of white head coaches are one and done. 35% of black head coaches are one and done. So now what is the bigger problem? Is the bigger problem that you hired Antonio Pierce when he shouldn't have been hired, or is the bigger problem that you hired Antonio Pierce when he shouldn't have been hired? Or is the bigger problem that you fired Antonio Pierce when he shouldn't have been fired? Either way, clearly this is objective. This is not my opinion. These are the statistics. There are no feelings involved in this take. It is strictly factual. This are the numbers that are presented to you. You do with those numbers what you will. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I take what it is.
Speaker 5:They fired the motherfucker Cause they ain't black.
Speaker 1:That was.
Speaker 2:Ocho One and done yeah, yeah so that's a yeah well.
Speaker 5:He need to stop Ocho, you know you said.
Speaker 2:It's the facts, though. You know they got, you know what.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna say I don't wanna say nothing, but I ain't gonna say it. They say they was having An orgy up in that bitch.
Speaker 4:An orgy up in where Fox goddamn you heard about the lawsuit.
Speaker 2:You heard about the lawsuit, yeah.
Speaker 5:The chick got a lawsuit against Fox.
Speaker 1:What the white girl, the hairstylist girl. No, no, the hairstylist girl, the hairstylist girl. Yeah, she's the hairstylist girl. The hairstylist, the hairstylist. Yeah, she's the hairstylist. Yeah, that's the one they be talking about what?
Speaker 5:Joy Taylor, joy Taylor, yeah, joy Taylor, yeah, said she was hitting them all up. I'm on my way to the top. Ain't going to be stopped, can't be stopped.
Speaker 1:Won't be stopped. I like Joy Dang. She's a beautiful young lady. She's a beautiful young lady.
Speaker 5:I like her too.
Speaker 1:Right yeah.
Speaker 5:Shit, that motherfucker got my fantasy all kind of riled up. Let me quit, Damn. I might be in Phoenix one day and run up on her brother and beat the shit out of me.
Speaker 1:I used to see her brother all the time too, in Akron. Hey, that's crazy. Fucking, beat my ass.
Speaker 5:Don't beat me, don't hate the player, hate the game, hey tell them the game your sister giving it up.
Speaker 1:Hey, tell them I'm just a player in the game. Huh Dog. That's crazy.
Speaker 5:That's what they said Skip was trying to get on everybody. Right, skip, let me get some.
Speaker 1:You get some Skip, so they was all trying to mess with Joy.
Speaker 4:Oh, they was Now Skip was at the hairstylist right yeah.
Speaker 1:You know, we ain't gonna even do that. That's gossip.
Speaker 5:Y'all ain't heard it from me, listen.
Speaker 1:But we ain't the one that gossip.
Speaker 5:But word on the street, they can't get mad at me. I ain't make the shit up, I ain't in that circle.
Speaker 1:Hey Joe is a resident gossip person. I am not in that circle.
Speaker 5:How the fuck I know this shit. I'm not in that circle. Now, if I said some shit about one of you motherfuckers, then that'd be different.
Speaker 2:Well, there it is.
Speaker 5:You know I might have to apologize for some of the shit I might say about y'all.
Speaker 3:Joe, you got nine more days of TikTok, which you're going to do it yourself.
Speaker 5:TikTok ain't going nowhere. It ain't Somebody going to buy it? That shit ain't going nowhere. Trump full of shit. That motherfucker going to get rid of TikTok.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you what that motherfucker going to get rid of TikTok, just like he going to buy Canada and Greenland. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3:We're going to take Greenland and Canada, change it from Gulf of.
Speaker 1:Mexico to Gulf of America.
Speaker 7:Well, this is not a political show man. You brought that shit.
Speaker 2:All I ask is if you're going to do without TikTok that nigga ain't going to get rid of. No TikTok man, come on, you know what? I'm going to go jump our TikTok.
Speaker 5:I ain't going to get rid of no TikTok Go, I got it, man, come on. Well, you know what I'm going to go jump in the Gulf of America In the Gulf here.
Speaker 2:First, that's what I'm going to do. Gulf of.
Speaker 5:America, hey bro.
Speaker 1:We appreciate y'all. And what the lady said, thanks for listening, hey, as y'all. And what the lady said, thanks for listening, hey, as y'all can hear. She said maybe you can't hear.
Speaker 5:We'll take Washington.
Speaker 1:That's my wallet, oregon.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:What the lady from Canada said We'll take Washington, oregon, california. Y'all can have the rest of them. Shit bird states down there.
Speaker 2:Shit old states.
Speaker 5:But them right there got the most money up in there. Oh yeah, chupi Toe, california got money because they sell all that goddamn weed up there. That's what it is Trying to talk. All that shit. Them over there sell more weed than anybody. From's what it is Trying to talk. All that shit, them motherfuckers said, there's more weed than anybody From California?
Speaker 1:Shit. Yeah, All right, y'all we trying to get off here. I got a game to watch. All right then, Holla Peace.