Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Fantasy Meals and Mega Lottery Shifts
Ever had a day where everything seems to go hilariously wrong? Our tale begins with a lost wallet and a comedy of errors involving accidental redirections to mysterious addresses. Picture this: a package meant for me but sent to a place I've never lived. A misadventure in shipping ensues, culminating in a quest for a refund, a chance encounter with Superman, and a shoutout to our German fans. Join us as we unravel the twists and turns of this wallet saga, because who knew losing a wallet could lead to such an epic adventure?
Now, let's talk money—specifically, the rumored changes to the Mega Millions lottery. What happens when a $2 ticket might jump to $5? We explore the ripple effects on players, especially in low-income brackets, and share some personal insights on the draw of massive jackpots. Whether you're a casual player or someone reconsidering your lottery habits, our discussion offers food for thought on the implications of gambling and how this might change the game for many.
And on the topic of food, how about a little gallows humor to round things out? We get cheeky with a lively discussion on hypothetical last meals and execution methods. From lobster tails and vodka to strawberry smoothies and a cheeky joint, our extravagant culinary fantasies take center stage. Toss in a debate on the rarity of female serial killers and the ethics of capital punishment, and you've got a conversation that's both thought-provoking and deliciously absurd. So sit back, relax, and let us entertain you with this whirlwind of stories and speculations.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Welcome to Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are back for another week Stirring up trouble. I told you I lost my wallet last week. This is I Lost my Wallet. The saga continues Now. Thank you for listening to us Shout out to all the people in Germany they love us over there, they love us in Germany, they love us here, but they really love us in Germany. Anyway, this is the hostess with the mostess and the lestess. My name is Bosco. Now, to my left, we have Tonight I'm going to be Silky. So I got to get my Uh-huh Silky.
Speaker 2:My zone for the show tonight.
Speaker 1:Silky is back.
Speaker 2:Man. I wish I would have known they loved us in Germany. I could have met the fans. I was just there, see. Yeah, I could have met the fans in Germany.
Speaker 3:You were in.
Speaker 2:Germany.
Speaker 4:Grown.
Speaker 3:About a year and a half. Grown man All right.
Speaker 2:I'm a world traveler.
Speaker 1:And to his left we have it's Jess. We have Jess, jess, we have Jess. Jess is back, jess, just Jess, and we may have a superhero sighting. We have no, almost locked up. My body is cramping up right now.
Speaker 2:Get that potassium. I got the, I got the hypervolt going.
Speaker 1:I'm having problems over here now. Potassium, that water I got the uh man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got the hypervolt going.
Speaker 1:I'm having problems over here.
Speaker 3:Best friend.
Speaker 1:Now let me tell y'all about how the wallet saga continues. I will know it's over, it's over now, but I wanted Joe to be here. But I'm glad he's not, because I have, you know, something to say about a certain company. But we're going to sit up here. We're going to talk about how, you know, I got my wallet back. But remember, when I did get the, when I did lose it, I canceled my cards and I ordered the same exact wallet. Okay, Now, when you canceled my cards, it was just two cards. They immediately changed in Apple Pay. Right, Are we sitting up here? What's up, Big Pimp? Uh-oh, Okay, hold up. Now we here with somebody else. You gonna tell them who you are Superman is in the building.
Speaker 1:They get it twice. What's up Now? So I ordered a wallet on Apple Pay. So you know, when you do Apple Pay, whatever you just you see it ding, that's all you need. You don't have to enter nothing. I saw my wallet shipped. I like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1:So for some reason, the next day I just happened to look and I saw where they were shipping the wallet to is not even my address. It's not even the address that I ever lived at, ever. So I'm like, wait, what the hell is this? So I'm like, oh hell. So now this certain shipping company has something called my choice. Y'all look it up, y'all know who I'm talking about. I go on to my choice and it tells you to, uh, put your address in and you can redirect the package. So I had it redirected to Michael's. Michael's, the craft store right over here in the plaza. So I'm like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1:I put my address in and I put the address that was for the package. So I get an email fast forward that the package was delivered. I see the picture and it's at somebody's door. I said this does not look like Michael's at all and I paid $5.99 to have the package redirected to Michael's, right, all right. So we, sitting up here, had a package redirected to Michael's, right Alright. So we, sitting up here, I put another little Apple Apple Pay order.
Speaker 1:Just happened to look a day or so later the same damn address popped up Not mine but the one where the wallet was going. So now I got two packages going to this address. I'm like oh hell. So I go to the house, ring the ring doorbell. I'm sorry, but I have a wallet being delivered here and I think it's going to be another package. I know this is weird. Here's my number, my name. Obviously you can see me. Hit me up so I can get my wallet.
Speaker 1:Later that night I get a text. Hey, I opened it by mistake because you know, obviously we get packages. But everything you know, your wallet is here, it's fine. I told them about the other package that's supposed to get delivered like the next day and I just come pick them both up. Now, both packages I have. They're secure.
Speaker 1:But how in the hell did I pay $5.99 to have the packages redirected to Michael's Now, especially the second package? I can get the first package because when I redirected it the package was already on the truck out for delivery. But even though with modern technology, they still should have got the email to take it to Michael's Right, because Michael's was right down the street from the house. Yeah, so I even went in to Michaels. So I want y'all to know I am calling because MLK Day is, well, well today and I want my $5.99 back. Hey, I paid $5.99 to have it redirected and it didn't even get redirected. So then I walk up in to Michael's and then the girl was like, oh, we don't even have that Because you know they're a third party but they're only scanning in what the people deliver.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you can't even deliver it technically.
Speaker 1:Well, no, no, no, you can. That's why I wanted it to get delivered. I was just trying to cover all the bases, so I just went there. I knew it wasn't there because I knew Homeboy had it, but I still went anyway, just so I could have a claim.
Speaker 5:Okay, he's like he had the picture $5.99.
Speaker 1:And then the next package is the same, in the same spot, and the second package is the one that should have been delivered to Michael's, because I have the address. It matches the name, your address, and then it calls it a safe point or whatever, and I picked Michael's, michael's Craft Store. Yeah, that's weird man, so I'm like how are they going to sit up there and do that to me? Especially with the second package, I want my $5.99 back.
Speaker 3:He's so serious about that $0.99. Right, $5.
Speaker 1:$5.99.
Speaker 3:You could just say $6. You know what? Make it way easier to say, listen, I got an Aiden sub from Mr Goodsense for $6 today.
Speaker 2:Oh so $6 buys a lot.
Speaker 1:He said Aiden, so not $6. Not $6,.
Speaker 5:it's Aiden that $5.99,.
Speaker 4:You taking full out my child's mouth, all my child's mouth, all my child's All my baby's Hot sub of the day $6.
Speaker 5:All zero Right.
Speaker 2:All my baby's. It's their Friday special Hot sub $6. That's $6 that you can eat.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, that was rude of me. We were just talking about that earlier, right, yep.
Speaker 2:That was rude of me.
Speaker 3:We were just talking about that earlier. Right, Yep, that was rude of me. That was rude of me. She said that was rude of me.
Speaker 1:My bad my money.
Speaker 2:Hey, sometimes you got to penny pinch.
Speaker 3:My condolences to your $5.99 that you are getting back. Conscious spirit. Exactly, I probably won't end up calling, but you just want to complain about it a little bit, it's on my mind right now.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know what? I've got it happening because we need content. And speaking of content, speaking of the Mega Millions, a game we all know and love and y'all done heard us talk about Powerball on here so many times we done talked about Corvettes, lamborghinis, everything At Bugatti man, we done talked about everything. See, depending on the jackpot amount, it all depends on you know what kind of car we're going to get.
Speaker 1:So it starts like at Corvette, and then it goes to like lamborghini or bugatti I want a car that gets from a to b and runs, that's all about all I need pinto easy fix now he just like the one on Friday.
Speaker 5:Uh-huh, he got out and still running.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they said oh, no. What were you going to say, simon? No, no, no, I was going to say so now, at least from when I read the article. Remember when Mega Millions used to be $1, $1 for one line?
Speaker 3:For a pick, yeah.
Speaker 1:Then it went to $2 for one line, three for the extra and three for the extra.
Speaker 2:How long ago was that $2.
Speaker 3:$2?.
Speaker 1:I don't know, how long ago? Powerball started first, though right.
Speaker 3:Powerball. I think Powerball was before the Mega.
Speaker 1:Man, okay, but here's my thing. So, from my understanding, is it going up to Five dollars For one line?
Speaker 3:No, I haven't heard nothing about that. I'm trying to look it up right now Cause right now it's still two dollars.
Speaker 2:That's too much.
Speaker 3:I don't think they'd do that Cause. Then what would it?
Speaker 1:be no, hey, listen what you just said. That's too much, that's exactly what I said.
Speaker 5:I was like man Five dollars for one line Come on $5?
Speaker 1:Listen, I can't spend 20. Listen.
Speaker 3:But so if they did the $5 for one line, what would the Mega Plyer be? No, it's the extra.
Speaker 1:No, it's no, it's automatic. It's automatic now.
Speaker 3:Because you know you can get the $2 pick for the Mega Millions with the dollar extra
Speaker 6:which gets you double.
Speaker 5:Right, unless you win jackpot $2 will get you, so what?
Speaker 3:would the up on the.
Speaker 1:MegaPot get. If it was a $5 pick, it's automatic now. Oh so they make you get the extra. They make you get the extra.
Speaker 3:So they're going to double everyone's money for free.
Speaker 1:So look, this is what they said they're doubling the entry fee?
Speaker 3:I guess so.
Speaker 1:Hey, they said there's no more break-even prizes, so if you spend $2, you can't get $2 back.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 1:You either.
Speaker 3:You want to know something, though. Half of those tickets they're all low winners. Like you, rarely get a high winner on any of those, the most I ever won was 50 bucks. Yeah, that's about the.
Speaker 1:I know a guy when my junior year of high school won 1.3 million.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, Okay well.
Speaker 5:I take 100,000. It don't have to be much, I'm not choosing. Just give me six figures, I'll be cool with that.
Speaker 2:You found it? Yeah, that's a little. I guess that's a news thing.
Speaker 1:Oh, is this the Okay? Okay, hold on y'all, we might have something for y'all.
Speaker 5:What's going on?
Speaker 1:This is. I think this might be from.
Speaker 3:You should buy this ugly apartment building After this ad.
Speaker 6:Some big changes are in the works for the Mega Millions lottery game. The cost of a ticket is going to more than double. The current price of a ticket is $2. And this ticket price is now going to go up to $5 to play. Lottery officials say it's part of an overhaul of the Mega Millions game. They say it will part of a overhaul of the Mega Millions game. They say it will offer better odds. So, like tonight, it's like 302 million, one in 302 million.
Speaker 2:So I think one in 150 million, wow, no, yeah, I mean why wouldn't you play larger starting jackpots that grow faster, more frequent big winners?
Speaker 6:changes to the game that's played in 40 states have to be approved by the California Lottery Gaming Commission. If the changes do go through, the new rules and prices will be adopted next year in April. If not, the game will no longer be available here in California.
Speaker 1:Okay, now we're going to go around the room, but let me tell you my opinion. They are trying to get rid of us, and what I mean by us, the poor people. They don't want the poor people playing, no more. I disagree, I can't afford $5. I disagree For one line I can afford $5 for For multiple lines.
Speaker 2:For five lines For $5 for one line. So I disagree. I don't think they're trying to get rid of poor people. I think they're trying to capitalize on poor people, because I'm not playing. One thing Big Mama and them did was buy scratchers.
Speaker 1:So they about to spend $25. Well, if you got a gambling addiction, you don't care how much the ticket costs, that's 100% and see, maybe I don't have that addiction. And you know I'm complaining about the five dollars for one line how rich most people are who have gambling addictions.
Speaker 3:Poor, that's how rich they are.
Speaker 2:They're poor yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3:So so you, you see people, it's mostly it's lower income people that come in and buy them scratcher tickets most of the time. Yeah, yeah, most of the time. Most of the time, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cause you got money, you don't really care about All that man?
Speaker 5:do you know anybody that personally won the motherfucking?
Speaker 3:The only people, the only rich people I see buying tickets. Yeah.
Speaker 5:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Are when it's really Really high, when the jackpot's Really really high.
Speaker 1:That's when the rich people Buy tickets, but they won't buy tickets. Oh wait hold on, wait. No, that's not me. She said rich people, hold up before I start getting calls, oh wait.
Speaker 2:Higher middle class. I ain't seen a dollar for this podcast. Yet here I am with my sexy, sultry voice.
Speaker 4:I ain't seen nothing. What the hell is going on?
Speaker 1:here, what the hell is going on here. Yeah, so I'm the person that plays when the jackpot gets high. Now, if the jackpot hits a billion, I don't know if I can. Well, the little pool thing I just do the pool thing, that's it. Because I'm not spending $25 for five lines. That's tough.
Speaker 5:I used to always do 10 lines, maybe once a month 10 lines is a $20 ticket.
Speaker 3:That's really easy to do, right.
Speaker 1:I can't do that, but $5 for a line is tough.
Speaker 5:Now you're getting five lines for $25.
Speaker 3:Now, like if they did the $5 for a line once it hit, like once the jackpot hit over a certain amount, I guess I'd understand that, Like, say, the winnings hit over 100 mil 10 mil but hey. Then they do that, but not even 10 mil, because it usually gets way over that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because it started at 20.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so like.
Speaker 1:Because we're not talking. We're talking about the big ones, you know like. So now what is Powerball going to do? You know Powerball is going to do something here, because that was Mega.
Speaker 3:Millions. I don't see Powerball going up as high as Mega Millions.
Speaker 1:Powerball should just stay.
Speaker 3:It should just stay the same.
Speaker 1:But you know why I think? Why? Because think about it.
Speaker 5:You said to get rid of us.
Speaker 1:No, well that, but I got another. Look, I got another one, you got another one. I'm on my soapbox now because they lost my wallet.
Speaker 3:Oh God, you ain't buying nothing.
Speaker 1:But hey, I know.
Speaker 3:Because you didn't get your $5.99.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I need my $5.99 back.
Speaker 5:That's one line.
Speaker 4:That's one line.
Speaker 2:So before you go get on your soapbox, it says Powerball does not have plans to go up, but let me tell you why, though.
Speaker 1:I just thought.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, I'm telling you we're about to get educated, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let me learn you something Now think about this. Mega Millions is Tuesday and Friday, right, tuesday, saturday, tuesday. No, mega Millions is Tuesday, friday. Oh, powerball is Saturday, but now Powerball Is Monday, wednesday and Saturday. So it's three days a week. There's nothing on Thursday. There's nothing on Thursday.
Speaker 3:I thought there was something on Thursday.
Speaker 1:Not Powerball and Mega Millions. Oh yeah, no, that might be the Arizona pick.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, no, that might be, that don't matter.
Speaker 1:Pick five. Yeah, but I'm saying so, if you think about it, the only way Mega Millions can compete with Powerball because Powerball got that extra day locked up. So if Powerball is Monday, they can't do Monday. Mega Millions is Tuesday. Powerball is Monday, they can't do Monday. Mega Millions is Tuesday. Powerball is Wednesday. Mega Millions can't do Thursday because they do Friday. You get what I'm saying, yeah, so if Powerball do Saturday, come on, you can't gamble on the Lord's Day. Everybody say amen, amen. Reverend Deacon, dr Doug and Leon Lonnie Love and Lennox Thomas is up in here today. Do you hear me? Okay, can?
Speaker 5:I get a witness.
Speaker 1:I don't have no church music right now, I'm just feeling good about myself, because I got that off by my wallet. How are my people doing today? Hallelujah, I didn't lose my wallet.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, I got it off by my wallet. How are my people doing today? Hallelujah, I didn't lose my wallet.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, I got it, though Winning I got it. And my cards. And look, I got my two new cards, so I'm good to go.
Speaker 4:Fancy yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm doing great. I'm about to go hit this show tonight. Go see some.
Speaker 4:Maxwell.
Speaker 2:Maxwell oh, nice Cause if it's cool. Okay, we can do a little something, something.
Speaker 5:Hey, maxwell, will have them doing a little something, something. Yeah, brother and my, they might start runningowing up on you In the crowd. Just be like I'm going.
Speaker 2:Just to see the show. Okay, just gonna show. I'm going to see the show, folks, but it's been good, nice. How about you? Just, jess, you been good.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I've been living.
Speaker 4:Living. I'm alive, I'm here, uh oh.
Speaker 1:She said I'm living, I'm alive, I'm here. She said I'm living, I'm alive, I'm here.
Speaker 3:Sorry, Was that not adequate? No, I'm great y'all no listen.
Speaker 2:I'm just fantastic and living my best life up here in.
Speaker 3:LA.
Speaker 2:You need to put on your 10. She said up here in LA you need to put on your ten pieces of flair Wow.
Speaker 1:Hey shit, speaking of LA man, I'm fired.
Speaker 2:Oh my goodness, I just wonder what's going to come out of all of this.
Speaker 3:You know, there's like a volcano going on in Hawaii too. Yeah, yeah, I did. Yeah, I heard that so much stuff going on.
Speaker 5:It's coming to an end, like it almost came to an end Death by fire.
Speaker 3:Oh, don't say that that is the worst way to die. Who you tell. Okay, we can all jump in the pool right now.
Speaker 1:All right, look here, we go right here. What's?
Speaker 3:the worst way. I just drowned myself.
Speaker 1:What's the Okay about this? I don't want to get burned up. Listen, fire or water, water. What's the worst way to go?
Speaker 3:Oh, fire's the worst way you know your eyeballs melt first and you're still alive.
Speaker 5:Fire's the worst way.
Speaker 3:Imagine your eyeballs melting out of your head.
Speaker 2:You have to deal with the pain. You have to deal with the pain of fire.
Speaker 1:Water hurts too your lungs burn, your lungs burn, but that's all I was going to say your lungs burn, but it doesn't last as long.
Speaker 2:You don't live as long drowning as you do burning. Yeah, okay, once you drown you gone, fire, you might be just sitting there cooking.
Speaker 5:You just sitting there cooking on a simmer man please.
Speaker 1:And what if you were sitting there cooking?
Speaker 5:Why do you think they used to burn the slaves like that? They used to boil the motherfuckers alive Exactly.
Speaker 1:They did that's the worst way to fucking go Get the juice.
Speaker 5:That's the worst way to go, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's true.
Speaker 5:Don't ever no man, I never Not really the Jews.
Speaker 3:They burn them after they.
Speaker 5:I don't know what they did.
Speaker 2:She fuckers alive too. They used to poison them.
Speaker 3:They used to gas them.
Speaker 2:Gas them yeah.
Speaker 3:And then they would burn the bodies. Oh man, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Hey, did you ever see the like you know with the electric chair? Oh yeah, they had this thing on YouTube where they go through, because I've had dreams before where I've been in an electric chair. Oh chair, oh yeah, really, Isn't that crazy that's crazy bro. Listen.
Speaker 3:No, I'm not even a criminal but I've had you had to reiterate that for us. Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 5:I don't have a criminal bone in my body.
Speaker 1:I've had dreams. I think it's because of all the TV that I watch. Remember, I'm always watching cop shows and like I love the little murder shows, like I can't watch. I can't wait to watch. I am a killer. Oh, I can't wait to watch it on Netflix I have crazy energy, but we're going to talk about that a little later.
Speaker 5:Product of your environment. That's all it is Right.
Speaker 1:So I would sit up there. I was on death row and it was like my last day and they was asking me for my last meal and all that. And I never actually made it to the cheer because I woke up. What was your last meal be? Oh pizza pizza what time? From where hungry hollies, let's give me a supreme pizza from hungry ho Holly.
Speaker 3:Are you at least getting wings with it? Huh, are you at least getting wings?
Speaker 1:Because we can't eat women, right? Oh, I'm going to ask Bill. Can I just ask?
Speaker 5:you Can I please? I want a pink taco. I need a pink taco extra large. Make it extra large, make that a pink burrito, but For the sake of argument.
Speaker 3:I don't even know. What that is.
Speaker 1:Now you know what? No, I'll take lobster tail. Lobster tail.
Speaker 3:I never had lobster tail, mine would be.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna take lobster tail, cause I thought about this, cause I actually heard this question Today on another show.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Mine would be Nice juicy hamburger Steak.
Speaker 5:He said a hamburger and a steak Hell yeah, it's juicy hamburger Steak.
Speaker 2:He said a hamburger and a steak, hell yeah it's my last meal.
Speaker 5:I'm about to enjoy myself.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, some big ass steak fries, some onion rings, yeah, chocolate.
Speaker 1:Dude, even just thinking about that, my, like, my, I'm like I'm about to go anyway.
Speaker 6:Like this, your last meal.
Speaker 1:And you know you're going to boo-boo on yourself Probably. Yeah, you know you're going to boo-boo on yourself. Probably no, I'm saying that's what happens. They're going to defecate on themselves.
Speaker 3:But they don't do electric chair anymore, right, some places Injection. No, they do injections.
Speaker 2:It's injection, right, because I think electric chair was deemed.
Speaker 3:I think we should just go back to hanging people in the middle of society when they did something bad.
Speaker 5:You're going to talk about hanging right back to like hanging people in the middle of society when they did something bad, you know, back in the witch days, right?
Speaker 4:it was women what you mean by now. I'm making it bad for myself. Here we go Hanging niggas from trees.
Speaker 3:I did not say that.
Speaker 4:I didn't think this through, let me recalculate Hold on.
Speaker 1:Recalculating. Can we delete this Pause? Edit this.
Speaker 5:Nobody ever said nothing about that.
Speaker 1:I said hanging people, god damn.
Speaker 4:What would?
Speaker 1:be your. Nothing about that. I said hang up people. Goddamn. You keep saying that, oh no.
Speaker 3:What would be your last meal? I want.
Speaker 1:Like, no matter what restaurant or wherever you can.
Speaker 3:I want steak for sure, 100% with some shrimp.
Speaker 1:Oh, steak and shrimp oh.
Speaker 3:And like a big juicy baked potato with all the toppings on it.
Speaker 4:Mmm and a joint? They ain't going to give you a joint.
Speaker 3:They better give me a joint.
Speaker 5:It's my last meal. It's a meal you can't last meal. It's a meal you can't eat it.
Speaker 2:How bad does my crime have to be to get a joint? Does it have to be like?
Speaker 3:world record holding for killing the most whatever to get a joint.
Speaker 1:Do we have very many women?
Speaker 5:serial killers no, not a lot.
Speaker 3:Not a lot, but there are some.
Speaker 5:There are some yeah.
Speaker 1:So a joint, anything else, or is that it? What are you drinking? What am I drinking?
Speaker 2:I want a root beer and a Mountain Dew. I want a chocolate shake I want, and a strawberry shake.
Speaker 3:That's a hard question.
Speaker 1:I don't really know.
Speaker 3:Pepsi.
Speaker 1:Coke.
Speaker 3:Probably like a strawberry smoothie or something.
Speaker 1:Oh shit Okay.
Speaker 3:That'd probably be good.
Speaker 1:That's good.
Speaker 5:There you go. See, that's more like it. She said strawberry.
Speaker 3:I was going to say vodka, but you guys said you have a joint in the room, so why would they let you have?
Speaker 1:vodka. Listen, this is your last request.
Speaker 3:So now you got a joint, so why would they let?
Speaker 1:you know, listen, this is your last request. So now you got a joint. Yeah, no, listen, we need content. You want a joint?
Speaker 3:You got a joint. You want vodka? I want to be fucked up before I die.
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought she was about to say that.
Speaker 5:No wait, go ahead. And now I'm going to say it what Wait?
Speaker 3:wait, wait.
Speaker 2:What she started up. Okay, okay, fuck, I want to be fucked.
Speaker 3:All right. You put that pause in there like oh, and just as none for the night. She said wait.
Speaker 4:Y'all keep twisting my words up in this podcast you said it.
Speaker 3:You guys didn't let me finish my sentence. I want your hopes up. We all done it.
Speaker 5:I was just like Everybody here is saying Alright, steve, what? About you. Oh, bro, I'm going to the cheesecake factory. I'm going to need me something Delectable, delectable. Yeah, I'm going to have Some dragon pasta and I'm gonna have. That's got pretty much everything in it. It's really good. And I'm gonna have a big ass, half a cheesecake and I'm gonna have two alcoholic adult beverages. That's all I need. I'm gonna be fucked up.
Speaker 4:I'll be good to go.
Speaker 1:Take me now Go ahead and stick that needle in my arm.
Speaker 5:Go ahead and fry me. Do what you gotta do, I'll be good to go. Take me now. Go ahead and stick that needle in my arm.
Speaker 2:Go ahead and fry me, do what you gotta do. Take me, lord, I'll take two, I'll take this last bite.
Speaker 4:Just give me two shots.
Speaker 3:I'll be like oh.
Speaker 5:Man.
Speaker 2:Hey.
Speaker 3:Hey man, y'all remember when I killed that person, right? Y'all don't think I remember that.
Speaker 5:I did it. I only did it cause I loved it. I did it, I did it.
Speaker 1:No, that's when you sit up here and be like oh, look at Mason Park, up under the basketball hoop there's a body there.
Speaker 5:You know where I put my body.
Speaker 1:You know where I put your mama's body, your mama's house, all these bodies.
Speaker 5:Look under your mom's driveway.
Speaker 1:It's right there. It's right there. Any last words I'm like man. Any last words I'm like man.
Speaker 2:Any last words, all these.
Speaker 1:Hey, all right, so they asked for last words, yeah.
Speaker 2:Man, if I'm being honest, I'd be like what would your last words be? I'd probably be like I love you, trey, kaylin kids.
Speaker 3:That is so sad, I know.
Speaker 2:I know, I know, but I'm trying to think.
Speaker 4:I mean honestly right, you gotta.
Speaker 2:That's my last word and then Fuck the police, that's it. I don't know man, I couldn't even imagine.
Speaker 1:What you got, jess? What was your last words? B?
Speaker 3:I would shout out my best friend, Sierra, but she would probably be there with me.
Speaker 4:Holding your hand.
Speaker 2:Oh, she'd be dying too, she'd be sitting in the chair right next to the girl Right next to each other.
Speaker 3:She'd be like no, this isn't even how high up my vibrator goes. But here we are. I don't know. Probably fuck you all. You all suck and I wish I could have killed all y'all.
Speaker 2:Goddamn Damn, this chick is a killer Robocop. If I had more time 9-1-1. Wait, I'm going to take my back.
Speaker 3:I didn't do it.
Speaker 2:How many is this? 9-1-1. Wait, I'm going to take my back. I didn't do it. How?
Speaker 5:many is it 911.
Speaker 1:How do you cut SOS on these iPhones? What you looking at boss what?
Speaker 3:you got over there 911 Just going to reach in my bag real fast.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 5:Steve, what you got For me. My last words, let's see, I would be like Superman has met his kryptonite. Y'all motherfuckers, man. It's like man kill Lex Luger for me. Kill him, kill him, man. I was here for y'all. I was here for y'all. I was here for y'all.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably man. I'd probably say something crazy like what did the homeboy say it's still your motherfucking set. I'm like, well, hold on, let me get my homeboy say it's still your motherfucking set. I'm like, wait, hold on, let me get my last set in. Before y'all take it, let me get this last set of push-ups in. I owe 25 to Steve because I shot an air ball.
Speaker 2:Let me get the oh, another 25. Sir, it's time for you to go. No, I gotta get these 25. Now I'm out of here Because, remember, we've talked about that before. Let me get another 25. It's time for you to go. No, I got to get these 25.
Speaker 1:Now I'm out of here Because, remember, we've talked about that before like with dreams and stuff, no, but for real, I literally have had dreams to where I'm like damn, that shit was so real. Like I thought like I was on death row and I'm like what the hell you got?
Speaker 3:one Okay On the topic of dreams. So like I'm like what the hell you got one Okay on the topic of dreams. So like I think it was the day before New Year's Eve, I was having this dream about how I had to save my. I have pet snakes. I had to save them from a fire and it was really gross. They were all melting in my hand. It was horrible.
Speaker 6:I woke up.
Speaker 3:I woke up, I had fallen asleep in front of my space heater and I had this freaking burn on my knuckle.
Speaker 5:Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3:I was burning up and having a dream about damn fire and I wake up and I'm like ow. And I look at my hand and I'm like I got a whole blister on the thing and I was all scabbed up. It was horrible. But I've never had a dream like correlate to real life, like that.
Speaker 2:It was insane. Well, besides the pee dream, but other than that, the pee dream. We talked about this a few weeks ago. Oh, yeah, yeah but I'm trying to think. I don't think I've ever had a dream where it felt like real dude I've had dreams that feel real, but not that core like real life.
Speaker 5:Do you have?
Speaker 1:now we all know we're all capable of running Right? So have you, have you ever had that dream, to where you're running and you're like, why am I running so slow? Or like, if somebody's chasing you you can't?
Speaker 3:run fast enough, you're like what the heck Like you're just like you can't run fast enough, like what the heck? And you can't hit hard either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you go to hit somebody. You can't run fast enough, like what, and you can't hit hard either. Yeah, you go to hit somebody what was that?
Speaker 3:what is that? A super punch?
Speaker 1:I don't understand it hey, y'all know we don't fact check, so we're gonna need somebody to google. Do you what is?
Speaker 3:that do you normally like remember your dreams, some of the dreams and and I remember most of- them and it's weird because my dreams happen If I wake up in the morning, early morning, and go pee and then go right back to bed. Or I wake up and look at my phone for two seconds, go right back to bed, then I'll have a dream. I usually have my dreams right after I wake up and go back to bed, and then you have them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I remember most of them and I'll have serious conversations with people and sometimes I'll think I woke up. I think it was a month ago. I thought I woke up, took a shower, did all this, talked to my roommate. Then I actually woke up and I was like what the hell? I didn't actually wake up. Wow, and I thought I actually woke up.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I want to have a sleep study done, on my brain when I'm asleep, because I want to see what that's all about.
Speaker 5:See what's going on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think that's cool.
Speaker 2:You don't have a smart watch where you can track your sleep right?
Speaker 3:We were just talking about how broke I am.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's true, I'll give you one. I have an extra one, I'll hook you up, oh you got Samsung, oh, you got. Apple. Why, well, you got Samsung, oh, you got Apple. Never mind, I probably won't work with that.
Speaker 3:Why did you look at my phone like that?
Speaker 2:It's Apple I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:I got it for free.
Speaker 4:It ain't going to work with Apple. Can't cross that bridge.
Speaker 5:But no.
Speaker 2:I've been measured, so I started. You know I was talking about sleeping with my watch on. I couldn't get used to it, but I got this new band, that actually helps me.
Speaker 2:So I've been tracking my sleep for the last week and it's pretty interesting because it tracks my energy score right. So if I don't get enough sleep it'll tell me my energy score is like 51. But like last night I slept for like seven and a half hours. Energy score was 91. So it'll track like my REM sleep and my deep sleep and all that. I'm actually pretty impressed by it because, like I felt rested this week, my watch and my app it indicated it.
Speaker 1:It indicated it right.
Speaker 2:So nah, yeah, you should. I think it'd be cool.
Speaker 1:I was telling you about with the like working out, like the whole training load and staying steady. So what it does, first you got to let everything load up for 28 days, then it'll compare your. It'll compare your seven day workouts to the 28 days. But what it does, so you know it's a sliding scale. Yeah, because you know, like one week I worked out six days. Uh, then the next week I worked out four days, and so it's always so you know the 28 days. It just compares your seven days to your last 28 days. So it's always because I know there's one coming up to where I think I worked out twice for two days and I was like, oh Lord, it's going to shoot way down. Because you know that's not normal. Normally I'm like you know one workout. But I'm telling you, these smart watches, man, no matter what brand you have, these things are pretty good yeah I mean just
Speaker 2:okay, yeah, I concur, I concur I mean I look at mine all the time for just health, just steps and stuff like that and you know obviously it tracks sleep and it's pretty impressive what, what these names can do.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, yeah, even though the phones, the watches, the apps, all that stuff.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, remember, I told you I was doing that hard 75, right. Speaking of apps, I go to my app. My app said recovery days are required. You've been working hard, but remember that overtraining can increase muscle strain.
Speaker 1:He's not even listening to it.
Speaker 5:Give your body a break so you can train to your potential.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 5:I already know I'm working out twice a day. I don't care what this damn thing is See. I'm like thank you, but no, thank you. I know I need a rest day, but it's not coming until March.
Speaker 2:I know this drink is killing me, but I don't give a damn because I'm going to just drink it anyway, just like a nigga I'm so hard-headed.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'll be listening to the mind I'll be sitting up here like you're plus 111%. I'm like that's like three days off, right there.
Speaker 5:Alright, I just have to take it into consideration. So I have to just lighten up the workouts Because, you know, once I get going, man, I get going. Yes, he does Boom, boom, boom. And I'll be like, hey, Steve, calm the fuck down.
Speaker 1:You got to do the same shit later on in the day. This morning was supposed to be a nice easy light workout.
Speaker 5:Man. This dude kept adding shit on man. Don't try to say it's all on me.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 5:Hey, we going to do this, and then I'm going to do that, and then we're going to do that. Over there I was like oh okay cool, we was going to bench press.
Speaker 1:Do a pull down, go shoot Nigga. We did bench press.
Speaker 5:Calf raises pull ups, dips Total body. I just went down the whole thing. Peck Pet deck flies Damn.
Speaker 1:We sitting up here Cool downs. We call it the hurdles, but the you know with the little the hurdle machine, the one that goes like right in front of your knee and you lift up like you're running in place Like one leg yeah.
Speaker 5:That shit took a lot out of me. I was in there like okay, I'm done.
Speaker 1:I can't even chase the ball right now. Yes, because that's the thing.
Speaker 5:I went in there. They was just shaking.
Speaker 1:Went to go shoot. Oh cool, a couple shots. I was like, yeah, I'm cooked, just like that video sent, I'm cooked.
Speaker 2:Over 40? Right man you got to.
Speaker 5:I'm well over 40. I know you can't be working out like you're 21. No more Nope Body, just changes.
Speaker 2:You pick a couple, see you we know.
Speaker 3:Excuse me, we know.
Speaker 1:No, we know, like you're still youthful.
Speaker 3:Okay, that was a nice save right there.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just saying You're youthful, we're not. So this is an old man conversation. I work out like an old man who doesn't work out.
Speaker 3:That's the problem. So you don't work out.
Speaker 4:She said I work out like an old man who doesn't work out.
Speaker 1:But you're still very, very youthful yeah.
Speaker 5:That's because you can get away with it now. Yeah, once you hit that age, Stop Damn I.
Speaker 2:you hit that age, Damn I should have worked out, you still got a good 15 years before it, jump on you.
Speaker 1:It don't translate.
Speaker 4:It'll jump on you like it.
Speaker 1:jump on your back, you'll be like what happened, Start looking like Honey Boo Boo.
Speaker 5:Stop, honey baby.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, what's Honey Boo Boo's mom's name, mama June?
Speaker 3:Damn. Oh my god, what's Honey Boo Boo's mom's?
Speaker 4:name Mama June Damn.
Speaker 3:Alright, I'm gonna start working out tomorrow Tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Tomorrow then.
Speaker 1:You said you work out with the no.
Speaker 2:Don't work out at all.
Speaker 3:Not anymore.
Speaker 1:Ever since I told my car, I haven't done nothing but see, that's the good thing, because the youth still youthful, still good, you go right in there there we go when you older, you be like oh my knees, oh my back, like it's always something, hit some squash.
Speaker 2:You'd be like god damn, let me cut that out. I did that last night real.
Speaker 1:I did it last night. I was just sitting up here, like you know what, uh, you using this machine? No Go ahead. I'm good.
Speaker 4:I'm done.
Speaker 2:Not today. Three sets is enough, but it is crazy. Once you get older, you know, when I was youthful I'd jump out of bed.
Speaker 1:You have to adapt.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so where's the youthful? Because I do not jump out of bed, I sit up and I'm like, uh yeah, it gets worse.
Speaker 2:No See, when I was 21, 22.
Speaker 3:And then I'd go to bed super early too.
Speaker 2:Get out of bed step. I'd be able to step right down, stand straight up.
Speaker 1:Hey, now they call it the, what they call it, the Tyrannosaurus Rex. For real, it's a process, yeah, like when you get out you kind of start walking a little bit like a T-Rex until the blood starts flowing. Then you're like okay.
Speaker 4:I stretched my feet.
Speaker 1:Your blood is flowing through the body and you just start walking normal.
Speaker 3:Y'all are making me scared for my future, because what happens if I'm already like this, then it gets worse.
Speaker 1:That just means you made bad decisions, Dang that means you're going hard in the paint right now.
Speaker 4:Hard in the paint, I mean I stand all day at work.
Speaker 3:I mean, that's about the most exercise I can get is I don't sit down for 90% of my day I get it, that's good. But I think that's the only thing I got going for me, because the whole working out thing like I try to get on a routine I'm like, okay, I'm going to do it this time and spoiler alert, I never do it. That time she said spoiler alert.
Speaker 1:She said I never do it that time.
Speaker 3:Nope.
Speaker 2:It never happens this is usually the week people start quitting the gym.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, because they had to do it for that New Year's resolution. And then they realized that their New Year's resolution ain't resolving anything.
Speaker 1:Hey, I have noticed this.
Speaker 5:They ain't started talking to him. They was like shit. I don't even know why I'm working out.
Speaker 1:Because the people they haven't worked out since last January 31st.
Speaker 5:Like.
Speaker 4:Jess.
Speaker 5:You already told me you didn't work out. Don't look at me like that, I'm just saying it hasn't been that long. Shit, I work out like an old man that don't work out. It's been that long, listen, let's see Now.
Speaker 1:You just in denial right now. So the people that's in there working out, when they start working out, they feel the pain yeah.
Speaker 2:Lactic acids.
Speaker 1:Bro, the pain makes you feel good, though the pain is what?
Speaker 3:makes you want to keep going.
Speaker 1:But see, that's what I'm saying. That's not normal.
Speaker 5:No, not that type of pain.
Speaker 1:That's how you feel Not that type of pain. Everybody's not like that. So when they feel it, you can't walk, you can't bend over, or whatever.
Speaker 5:You can't sit down and take a pee. You got to hold the wall, I think I overdid it.
Speaker 3:My roommate took me to work out and I was like I was going to go work out, we're going to do a little workout. This woman had me Out there for four hours Working out and I'm like I'm wondering I was fine that night. The next day I was fine too.
Speaker 4:I was like a little sore Because of his legs. Then the day after that she was like you've got to stretch today and I was like okay, I'll stretch.
Speaker 3:I went in my room I was like eh, I feel fine Sat down, went to sleep. Woke up the next day. I went to sit up and I was like oh oh, my God.
Speaker 5:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:And I tried to sit up. I literally thought I wasn't going to get out.
Speaker 5:Did you fall back down?
Speaker 3:I was just about.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, I went to stand up.
Speaker 3:I was like I don't think I can go to work today. Oh my God, I got to work. I went to, so I had to bend down at down to count and I could barely. I was like. I was like it's like Lainey, I think I. I think I need help getting up. I literally had to use like all fours to stand up like a toddler. Oh my God, I never felt nothing like that. I was like I'm going to die, even after I got in my car accident. It didn't even hurt that bad. I stood up. I was like and that bad.
Speaker 1:I stood up, I was like mm-mm, mm-mm, and that's how I feel.
Speaker 3:So the pain that you felt, but at the same time I was like okay, you did something, I did something.
Speaker 1:Right, right, but see, that's what I'm saying. Most people don't think like that. Most people are going to sit up here and be like when you said you had to get down on all fours and get up like a toddler, it was horrible. No, for them it's no getting up. It was like oh yeah, I'm done, Just laying down so they won't be back in until next January 1st.
Speaker 2:That's about the week.
Speaker 3:I think my problem with it is accountability, like I find things that I'd rather do than go to the gym. Because I used to meal prep and I haven't for a little while, don't.
Speaker 2:Listen, this is a judgment-free zone. It's making time for what's important to you Exactly and I feel like that wasn't a priority.
Speaker 3:I've been lazy as hell. I haven't wanted to cook, I haven't wanted to do nothing, even the stuff I like to do. I'm just like, eh, I think I'm going to go to sleep.
Speaker 4:And I do, and I go to sleep.
Speaker 3:And I'm like I wake up, I'm like I think I'm going to go to sleep again, and I do, I go back to sleep. It's horrible. I need to get up and do something with my life, yeah.
Speaker 5:Oh my gosh Get out.
Speaker 2:We all been there, we all been there.
Speaker 3:When I get a car I'm going to be out doing stuff.
Speaker 2:He's going to be on these streets.
Speaker 5:What you going to be at Bending corners, you going to be at training fitness.
Speaker 4:How do we go from working?
Speaker 1:out to working out. I didn't say nothing about that Streets and corners.
Speaker 2:I don't know what else You're going to be in the street bending corner, I mean you might be in the club, you might be in the bar.
Speaker 5:He's like man, you're going to be doing figure eight. You're going to just be doing donuts in the parking lot. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:She's just going to be going somewhere because she got a car.
Speaker 4:You know, you first get that car you be like Y'all gonna hear me doing a burnout.
Speaker 2:Let's go. Oh, I keep catching fire. Let's go. Yep, there's Jess out there, she's just burning out. Oh man, I cannot wait, oh be like.
Speaker 1:hey, it's time to start the podcast. She's still out there.
Speaker 4:Wait one more.
Speaker 2:So she has to go put gas in. That what's that smell.
Speaker 3:It's Jess, she's burning rubber, it's just.
Speaker 5:Jess, it's burning rubber. It's just Jess, out there, it's just.
Speaker 1:Jess out there. No, that is, that's hilarious man. Oh man, I cannot wait. That's wild.
Speaker 2:Yeah, buddy, I don't be wanting to drive nowhere.
Speaker 3:I love driving.
Speaker 2:I don't mind driving, but I just don't want to be driving.
Speaker 3:I have a problem falling asleep while I'm driving.
Speaker 2:That's how I totaled my car.
Speaker 6:My car fell asleep.
Speaker 4:I should have passed out. Yeah, I should have. I woke up.
Speaker 3:She said wait, you should have passed out or you did straight up, oh straight. I passed out and then I like was. It was like I nodded off and I had been on enough a couple of times before that and I was like I'm literally. I was five minutes away from my house.
Speaker 5:That's what I was like I can make it, so I nodded off.
Speaker 3:I opened my eyes, I look up. All I see is a yellow light. So I slammed on my brakes. Someone was turning through the yellow light while I was going through it. I didn't even see the car, I just saw the yellow light and I slammed on my. But I wasn't going fast to begin with because, when everything was said and done, they were like, well, you weren't even going the speed limit. If you were even going the speed limit, it would have been bad. But both of you guys are in the fault, because you shouldn't have been going through the yellow and they shouldn't have been turning. And I was like, damn.
Speaker 5:I can't go through the yellow. It's not my fault.
Speaker 3:Dude, it was a mess.
Speaker 5:Who said it was your fault, it was a home.
Speaker 3:I didn't have insurance.
Speaker 5:Damn. Okay, that was the problem.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5:Hey, man, insurance companies drop moments like crazy. I just got dropped, you just got dropped yeah, a month ago.
Speaker 4:No, you didn't have an accident.
Speaker 2:I broke down. It wasn't my fault, my tire blew out.
Speaker 1:Oh, on the highway yeah.
Speaker 2:You remember the gate.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and the gate closed on the car.
Speaker 2:So they called me and said hey, they're doubling my insurance and I said no, you're not. He's like man, please. I said hell, no, no you're not Doubling.
Speaker 3:You know what Doubling? I'm scared to get insurance. I don't know what that's going to look like.
Speaker 2:Well then, I got a notice in the mail saying been with State Farm. I'm calling y'all motherfuckers out State Farm.
Speaker 5:Nobody likes.
Speaker 2:State Farm.
Speaker 5:Exactly.
Speaker 2:That's who I'm with I have.
Speaker 4:State Farm. There is no loyalty with the insurance company. Everybody keep thinking that hey.
Speaker 5:I've been with this company for 20 years. They're going to take care of me. Insurance company don't give a fuck about you, because what they going to do? They're going to raise your rates and then, when they raise your rates, they're going to chase you away. So they double your rates, triple your rates. You'd have two at-fault accidents what they consider at-fault accidents, even though it wasn't your fault. I already tell you if it's a single-vehicle accident and you're the driver, it's your fault, no matter what. Wait, wait. Repeat that again If you're a single driver, you're the only driver involved in this accident. The accident is your fault, Doesn't matter what happens.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like if you hit a wall, your wheel could fall off.
Speaker 5:Yeah, somebody loosened your lug nuts and you should have checked it before you got in the car and took off. You can say oh, I lose control and you hit a curb or whatever because the wheel fell off. All that shit is your fault. Curb is your fault, the building that you hit, that's your fault, because you're the guy that's in control of that car. You're in ultimate control. You got in the car, you start it up, you turn it on, you put it in drive Everything is your fault. You can't blame it on nobody else. So the insurance company? That's how they look at shit. That's why I was like man. Insurance companies are crooked.
Speaker 2:So as soon as they have to pay out one, as soon as they got to pay out, they drop you right, not one two.
Speaker 5:If you have two within a six month period let's put it like that Six month period you got two so-called at-fault accidents. No matter what happened, they're going to drop your ass or they're going to chase you away, if you've been with them so long, by doubling your rates.
Speaker 1:Doubling your rates and tripling your rates That'm so scared to get insurance. I'm definitely Because I'm already young, yeah, and your stuff won't even drop till 25. You need a Pinto, because then your insurance will be $98.
Speaker 5:I'm just saying I used to work in insurance.
Speaker 3:I really don't care if it gets me from A to B.
Speaker 5:It gets you from A toB and you can just drive that I can drive a hearse and I'd be happy.
Speaker 2:If you don it off, then you just got a liability, yeah.
Speaker 3:I have to call court? We ain't going to talk about that. Did you say I got to call court, I got to call court.
Speaker 4:I do oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2:I don't remember my case number though.
Speaker 5:Oh damn, we'll see. Oh, you got a case.
Speaker 2:I still got a case to give. We ain't going to talk about that, though. As someone that used to work in insurance. What's going to happen to all these damn fire claims?
Speaker 5:bro, all these fire claims. Oh man, please, they're not going to renew those people out there. I mean, they're not going to renew them? No, I know they ain't going to renew them.
Speaker 2:They're going to pay out.
Speaker 5:So they're going to take a loss for this year. But they're going to raise their rates for everybody else to help make up for that loss after a hurricane or whatever. They rebuild the people that's already got the insurance and then they get the hell out of Dodge, Like the company I used to work for. They got the hell out of Dodge. They quit insuring people in.
Speaker 2:Florida. So, like you said, the big thing is.
Speaker 5:State Farm stopped insuring people for fire in California right Because they saw something coming Exactly. See what I'm saying. They don't give a fuck about you, man. That is crazy.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:And the worst part is you have to have children.
Speaker 2:I want to know how much, how much money these big insurance companies have in the pot for all this shit.
Speaker 1:How come All this money we've been paying you don't have no accident or anything. I'm like, can I at least? Get like A thousand dollars back. Can I get my? Can I at least get like a thousand dollars back? Can I get my deductible back? Can I get?
Speaker 5:something back. Nope, they be like hey, your deductible is the amount you agreed to pay. You insure yourself with that amount. So there you are.
Speaker 1:If your deductible is $500, that's the amount you insure yourself with hey, do you know how many times I just be sitting up here thinking like, oh, I should just start riding dirty.
Speaker 2:Bro, as soon as you do, something's going to happen. You got a cramp earlier and almost did. I rode dirty. We almost had to use your insurance earlier.
Speaker 6:You got a cramp Brake, check everybody. I was like oh my God.
Speaker 2:We're going to die I thought we were going to die my neck. I thought that was the end.
Speaker 5:Who's your insurance company? My neck. You got insurance right, oh, you got to do your job. Oh yeah, my back too.
Speaker 1:Oh, my back and my back, oh, that's hilarious, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I was actually talking about that to a colleague of mine. All these people got insurance and then a lot of people don't got insurance, but then how much uninsured accidents happen compared to like insured accidents happen? Yeah, but then how much money is actually in the pot that you know that ultimately gets paid out right. So like for, for, for my will thing that end up costing like six grand yeah right, yep you figure. I've had a state farm for 25.
Speaker 1:So you done paid over $6,000.
Speaker 2:I mean, you done paid over, exactly. That's what it's like they winning. That's what I'm saying, that's the whole game that they play.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they want people like you that have, you know, good credit, pay their bill on time and don't have accidents, and then when you do have an accident, they're going to chop your ass.
Speaker 2:They an accident.
Speaker 5:They're gonna chop your ass, they're gonna hit you over the head. That's what they go, and it's harder to get insurance again, right, once you get dropped, right? Yes, if you get dropped, it's harder to get insurance again, but if you get insurance before you get dropped, then it's easier it's more expensive to get insurance you just be like look, I'm shopping around, I'm just looking for some, uh, because you already know you're about to get dropped.
Speaker 5:they just sent you a letter, right, because they got to send you a letter within 30 days. So you start shopping around and say hey, I'm just shopping around to see what y'all rates are like, and then they'll be like oh, we can beat that, we can do this and this and this for you. Progressive.
Speaker 2:You know what's so funny, what? They kept my damn motorcycle in that bitch.
Speaker 5:Because you ain't had no claim on it. That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 1:So your motorcycle's still on it. They know I'm about to drop this motherfucker.
Speaker 3:They know, see, they're like look, I quit, I'm going to get fired. You don't drive it that much.
Speaker 4:And if he doesn't get involved in the accidents?
Speaker 5:on that motherfucker. Let's keep him because he pays his bill on time. I was looking.
Speaker 2:I was like oh, why is he still got a state farm bill?
Speaker 4:I took mine and moved it.
Speaker 5:I'm cool, put all my stuff on this insurance company. Next thing you know, 99 bucks for my motorcycle.
Speaker 3:It sucks because you could have got dropped yesterday. And if you get pulled over and don't have insurance Even though it got dropped yesterday, they don't give a damn.
Speaker 5:They sure don't.
Speaker 3:Should have gotten it today.
Speaker 5:You a statistic you could have had to pay.
Speaker 3:You could have had to pay.
Speaker 5:That's just like remember when Sheriff Joe Arpaio, when I first moved down here, was pulling over Mexicans asking for their papers. That's exactly how they're doing people now with insurance and shit they just pull you over, ask for your papers. Oh, you ain't got it. Sorry, got it right through the ticket.
Speaker 3:I already ran your plate. I can't get away with it. Oh, they already know.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, Now they know, because everything's linked up.
Speaker 4:Oh man.
Speaker 5:Those were the good old days when everything was linked up. I'm going to tell you, like this man, I was like Jess. I was riding around dirty to the motherfucker. Look, I had a BMW. I'm 19 years old, I'm in the service service.
Speaker 1:I got a BMW. We all drove dirty once or twice. I was like shit.
Speaker 5:I love making this car payment. My car payment was just as much as my insurance. So I was like man, y'all want $450 a month for my car and my insurance that's $900. I don't pay that much for rent, what y'all? No problem, I'll just go ahead and print up a little piece of paper. Say I got insurance, put that motherfucker in the glove compartment and I ain't paying the bills since. Oh hell, and a little piece of paper. This was before everything went digital, because now they look it up and they look up.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I got a notice from ADOT saying hey, we noticed you didn't get insurance.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5:Now it's all linked. Now it's all linked. Now it's all linked up. You can't do that no more, but I remember those good old days. And somehow they find out you have a vehicle in front of your house.
Speaker 3:And they find out who you're living with. Somehow they know who you're living with.
Speaker 6:And, like you, have a vehicle in there that is uninsured by us.
Speaker 3:But it's not your vehicle. It's someone you live with and you're like huh why, isn't this person on your insurance? And you're like, how do you even know I live with this person.
Speaker 5:Damn, you get mailed in yeah. That's why you registered to vote right.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 5:Sometimes you get registered to vote immediately when you get mailed, Listen.
Speaker 3:there's a time I don't care about that and there's not now.
Speaker 2:Speaking of how come I got two jury summons.
Speaker 5:Oh, oh, you a special type of negro. That's why that is. I got a Maricopa County jury summons.
Speaker 2:And a Like a city, a Phoenix jury summons Within two weeks. They thought you was Drake.
Speaker 1:I ain't have one.
Speaker 3:They need their minorities. I haven't had one in forever.
Speaker 1:I used to get them. You ain't got no insurance.
Speaker 5:They'd be like look you ain't got no insurance, you got insurance. You don't have accidents, you pay your bills on time.
Speaker 2:We need him as a jury guy.
Speaker 5:I got a back-to-back. I was like I got a jury.
Speaker 2:Then I got another one. I'm like, these motherfuckers is different. I was like, and one I'm like these motherfuckers is different. I was like, and one of them was like grand jury, so that motherfucker could be like three months.
Speaker 5:You could be three months dog Living in a hotel.
Speaker 1:Living it up with room service. You're going to be sitting up there.
Speaker 4:He's like, yeah, they got murder so you got to look at the positive. You got to look at the positive. That motherfucker ain't guilty.
Speaker 5:I don't care what y'all say. Still back there.
Speaker 2:Hey man, we're trying to get home, dog, I was like man. I don't get these type of meals at home.
Speaker 4:What's wrong?
Speaker 1:with y'all.
Speaker 5:Be like I want some more. I need two more weeks of this I need a break.
Speaker 2:Can I get filet and jawn? Jawn Filet, mignon? Yeah, that's what he said.
Speaker 1:He feel like and you're like man, Philip McNarm.
Speaker 2:And he was like man. You only got a $25 stipend.
Speaker 1:For real, that's hilarious.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's wild man, that's wild, but yep, that's probably why, though, told you, you fit the bill, man.
Speaker 2:How many?
Speaker 5:times have I got a jewelry slip since I've been down here None Wait.
Speaker 3:Once you just jigs yourself Once, you just jigs yourself Once how old are you when you start getting those?
Speaker 2:21. 21.
Speaker 5:Yeah, as soon as you register for your driver's license and they have you. What is that? Is it selective service man? I can't remember. If you don't go to the service, right, you automatically get put into this pool. So that's how they get you Interesting. Yeah, so that's how they get you Interesting. Yeah, so you get your driver's license, you're already on the list.
Speaker 1:I know every time I've gotten one, I've never been picked. Every time I call on the phone. Yeah, and one other time I thought I was literally I was going out of time, I was going back to Ohio. So I was like, well, I called from Ohio, ohio like. Well, I think both of them.
Speaker 2:I just got a call the night before and then I didn't get picked.
Speaker 1:So I was like, oh, that's cool. They told me you had to come in.
Speaker 5:You don't have to come in. You don't have to come in.
Speaker 2:But they were saying Like grand jury that's crazy, I ain't never got one.
Speaker 3:I try to get one. I be like yes, because aren't those the big cases.
Speaker 4:Yeah, those Select me, menendez brother.
Speaker 1:Select me.
Speaker 3:Guilty.
Speaker 1:Guilty.
Speaker 4:Phyllis McNone, guilty she out there eating.
Speaker 2:What was that, your Honor? He obviously didn't do it. The proof is in the pudding. He guilty.
Speaker 3:The pudding sounds good. Actually, we got a hung jury.
Speaker 2:We need to go back here and get. Is this chocolate pudding? I'll be in there falling asleep.
Speaker 1:Can I get?
Speaker 2:another one of these. Juror number eight. You need to wake up.
Speaker 5:Y'all made me too good.
Speaker 4:My mind was made up a long time ago.
Speaker 2:You know what you get.
Speaker 1:That was fun, as always. Oh yeah, you know, we always have fun. We'll be back next week. Oh, anybody been watching anything good? Yes, den of Thieves 2. Oh, tomorrow. Den of Thieves 2. Alright, gotta see it, you got to see it. Den of Thieves 2. Oh, you gotta see one and two. Gotta see it, you got to see it. Then it's these two. Oh, you gotta see one and two. One is good. Man, that was great Wolfman is out. I want to see that Wolfman is out.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I want to see that too.
Speaker 1:That's good. I'm trying to think what else is out. That's the chick from Ozark.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, ruth, ruth, I haven't seen Ozark.
Speaker 1:Oh, hold on. What's the movie with Kiki Palmer? Oh yeah, kiki Palmer and SZA. Kat Williams is in it. He said the realest thing If you ain't had the money, what this week? Or if you ain't have the money, whatever he said if you don't have the money you ain't going to have it next week.
Speaker 3:You ain't going to have the money next week. You ain't going to have the money next week. One of them days.
Speaker 1:All right, one of them days I call it the girl version of Friday, but I don't want nobody to be. You can't I don't know if that's.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's what I heard. That's what I heard.
Speaker 1:No man, friday is fantastic Friday is too good.
Speaker 3:I love Friday.
Speaker 4:We haven't even seen this movie yet. But I'm just saying this is for the next generation.
Speaker 5:This is for the next generation, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:That's what I heard. You seen Friday. I've seen Friday.
Speaker 5:Friday after next.
Speaker 3:Yes, I've seen all of them. They out there in.
Speaker 1:Cousin's house Right from Debo.
Speaker 3:You got knocked the fuck out that was my favorite.
Speaker 4:She look like Janet Jackson. Janet.
Speaker 2:Jackson.
Speaker 5:She look like Janet Jackson, but you still come. Guys gotta come after dark.
Speaker 2:I'll call you. You don't call me.
Speaker 5:I'll call you.
Speaker 3:Who the hell is this bitch? That's hilarious.
Speaker 4:Those are my favorite movies.
Speaker 3:I love the Friday movies. They were about to take them off of Tubi and then they kept asking me if it's a good movie. Every time I would watch it and I was hitting yes, I was like yes, and they left it on Tubi. I was like mmhmm, I just saved Friday for all y'all.
Speaker 4:Tubi watchers.
Speaker 3:You're welcome.
Speaker 4:Tubi.
Speaker 1:I love Tubi, wait, let me you ever watch the.
Speaker 3:Tubi originals oh man.
Speaker 1:Oh man, right, I be on, tubi wait, let me wait hold on, let's see you ever watch the Tubi originals. Oh man, oh, I love them oh man, I love them, shirai don't. So we got, but we already know Captain America's coming out is y'all already? So we got. We got. The room next door is somebody parked somewhere?
Speaker 5:I'm in your driveway next door. Is somebody parked somewhere?
Speaker 1:I'm in your driveway. We got the room next door, wolf man, one of them days. Better man, wait, what is this one? I can't even get to it. Oh, the last show girl. Oh, that's the one with Pam to it. Oh the Last Showgirl. Oh, that's the one with Pamela Anderson. I heard somebody talking about that. Then here's Den of Thieves, part 2. Oh no, so that's all the movies coming out Like what this week.
Speaker 3:They have another Jurassic World coming out 2025. How many do they need?
Speaker 1:oh yeah, I think so and another Snow White. They do not need all these movies oh, and I did see something, peter Pan, I love Peter.
Speaker 2:Pan. It's a horror movie.
Speaker 1:I saw a trailer for it. Hey, y'all we getting out of. But look up the trailer for Peter Pan. He's like hey, I ain't Peter, it's crazy. Anyway, we appreciate y'all. All right, y'all.
Speaker 4:Peace, bye.