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Check one, check two and everybody here straight. Yay, yay, this is two. Was y? Was Joe here the week before? Nope, last week. Well, he wasn't here last week. Was he here the week before that? He was here last week? No, he wasn't here last week, jess sat in for him. Oh, joe wasn't. Huh, joe wasn't. No, what I'm saying? Yeah, joe wasn't here last week. Right, right, right, was he here the week before that? I?
Speaker 3:don't think so. That's why I can't remember. Yeah, it's been like three weeks since Joe's been here, Boy, look at that, Look at that.
Speaker 2:Well, anyway, shout out to Rodeo, slash Alabama.
Speaker 3:Joe, welcome to the nobody's talking podcast we are back for
Speaker 2:another uh, week of entertainment here to make you laugh. Uh, make you laugh and make you cry with some, uh, either make-believe stories or real stuff. I know some of y'all believe half the stuff we say, but Allegedly we don't fact-check. We just say stuff, anyway, we just find stuff. I already said welcome.
Speaker 3:This is your boy, bosco, and my man next to me is it's Shrod, and to my Across from me, because to my left ain't here, so across from me Superman is in the building that mean it's time to start, yeah.
Speaker 2:And I mean it's time to start, yeah. And sitting in For Rodeo Joe, we have the Ghost Whisperer. The Ghost Whisperer, the Invisible man, so if y'all hear anything, you might be laughing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's scary. Right there I want to talk about a movie that's coming out, or that actually came out. I never even heard of it, but I'll wait for a little bit. I looked up the trailer. It's a scary movie. You know, I like the scary movies. Now I found out, or we all found out tick knock, tick tock has not gone anywhere. Tick knock, nope. But I will tell you this you know, joe sends the tick tocks. He sent one. You know, it never plays because I don't have the app, all right. So it took me. Like, every time you press on it instagram or tiktok it'll take you to the app store to buy it. And when it took me to the app store, it says this app is no longer available. So so I guess, if you have it, you have it. If you don't, do you have tiktok?
Speaker 3:I have tiktok, okay I don't use it, but yeah, the day it went off or supposedly went out, right Like I just logged on just to see what happened, it said app's no longer available, right.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:And then 15 hours later, I heard it was back. So I'm like, hold on, I'm going to go back in see if it's really back, right, sure enough, it says, thanks to the efforts of President Trump, that it was back, that he, you know it's back. You got all these TikTokers back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, happy as a mug. Yeah, I know a lot of people make. I mean they do make a living and it is a job. But if it does go away I'm sure it'll be something else. But I'm sure all them people done built up a fan following. Yeah, whether it's YouTube, Instagram that's dipping into your source of income right there.
Speaker 3:I wonder what TikTok pays. I have to do some fact checking.
Speaker 2:That's Google what you mean, because you know if you have a lot of followers.
Speaker 4:Yeah, once you get a million followers, man you get, I guess.
Speaker 2:Remember Marcus Too Crazy, got a lot of, got a big fan following on TikTok, but is he making his living off of it?
Speaker 1:That's what.
Speaker 2:I really asked him. Huh, yeah, I'm not sure, but I know he makes a nice amount.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I ain't never really went to the TikTok app until just now.
Speaker 2:And what does it say?
Speaker 4:It's just a bunch of, like sales ads.
Speaker 2:Oh, I did hear they do have a TikTok marketplace.
Speaker 3:So here we go.
Speaker 2:It says how much does.
Speaker 3:TikTok pay. In March 2024, TikTok replaced the Creator Fund with the Creator Rewards Program. The Creator Rewards Program pays creators between 40 cents and $1 per 1,000 views.
Speaker 2:It pays what 40 cents and a dollar per thousand views. It pays what 40 cents to a dollar at 40.
Speaker 3:Between 40 cents and a dollar per a thousand views. The amount of a creator earns per view can vary.
Speaker 2:So I think it's probably, if you have, like a lot of like if you got like 5 million upper echelon dollar per view so if I have five million uh, tiktok followers, so you got.
Speaker 3:Well, you got five million tiktok followers, so you get a dollar per thousand views. So for every 10 000 views you get ten dollars multiplied. So every 100 000 views, you get 100, right. So then every million, you get $100, right. So then every million views, you get $1,000, right?
Speaker 2:Something like that, yeah, sounds good to me.
Speaker 3:So that's why they want to. So 15 million views, that's $15,000. So you got multiple streams. Yeah, yeah, right, and you're getting stuff from YouTube.
Speaker 2:IG. Yep, what about this Facebook page? Too right.
Speaker 3:I think so. It's part of the Reels program. So Facebook and IG are owned by Facebook, right?
Speaker 2:Hey, when I put in TikTok I have no idea Me neither Instagram popped up. Instagram popped up.
Speaker 3:So look, it's T-I-K-t-o-k. Right. Yes, sir, t-i-k. So, but I, I mean I I understand why it doesn't even uh, so you can't even download TikTok.
Speaker 2:No See, that's what I was saying, that's nice. When Joe sent that TikTok, I remember he was like, oh, it's about to go away, might as well. I was able to click, and then so this is when he sent it earlier. Yeah, and then so on the other one you hit, this was after Okay, what, the 19th or whatever it was he sent one.
Speaker 2:I clicked on the video, it took me to the app store and then it says this app is no longer available. So when I do it, just put in TikTok right now Through the app store.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, just Instagram pops. I do it just put in tiktok right now through the app store.
Speaker 2:You can't yeah no, just instagram pops up it just popped up instagram and then there's an app on here that says it says save tick s-a-v-e-t-i-k. So I wonder if they don't, and I guess it's to save tiktok and because it's like a 90 day or something like that.
Speaker 3:So it's not officially, it's back, but it still can get taken away, right. So it's like on some 90 day.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because they're still giving them a chance for an American company to buy it. Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2:Didn't Elon Musk try to buy them and then they said they didn't want to sell it Something?
Speaker 3:like that yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:No, that's why I just trust me, I don't be, I mean I go.
Speaker 3:that ain't political, Because he owns Twitter, right yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he owns the Twitter.
Speaker 4:X, now X.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can get on that. That's about all Speaking of that. You can follow us at what is our twitter, nobody's talking one. Nobody's talking one. Ig nobody's talking podcast, and send your emails to nobody's talking podcast at gmailcom. Thank you for your participation. Thank you for your support.
Speaker 3:Hey, didn't you?
Speaker 1:say you wanted to.
Speaker 2:I was going to say something about gmailcom. Thank you for your participation. Gmail, Thank you for your support.
Speaker 3:Hey didn't you say you wanted to say something about man. So, speaking of these followers, right so, and I know we ain't that segment but Mr Beast, Y'all heard of Mr Beast. That's the guy that gives out the money. Gives out money right, 26 years old he got his.
Speaker 2:He's only 26. He's only 26. He's only 26.
Speaker 3:I looked it up yesterday because I was like how old is this dude?
Speaker 2:How did he make his money?
Speaker 1:YouTube Okay, how did he?
Speaker 3:give it out.
Speaker 4:He was a YouTube content creator.
Speaker 3:Man, he's good. So I was just stumbling across some shows on Amazon Prime yesterday. It was called Mr Beast. Mr Beast, oh, what's it called? I want to make sure I get it right. Give me a second real quick, mr Beast Mo. It's called Beast Games, mr Beast Games. So if you do scroll, you come across content from Mr Beast. He's always giving out money, always setting up these.
Speaker 1:Like contests.
Speaker 3:Contests and stuff right, so always giving out tons of money. I guess he's a philanthropist. He gives out tons of money, right?
Speaker 1:But he's also got a lot of money yeah.
Speaker 3:And so I was watching this beast game. I'm going to check this out, right, y'all get a chance. Check it out, because it's nuts. Y'all seen squid games? Yeah, you've seen squid games, right, so imagine squid games, but it's just american and they're and they're trying to win money, and ain't nobody getting killed yeah yeah, I got you shit on there is diabolical, bro.
Speaker 3:So it's a thousand. It starts with a thousand people. Okay, dressed up in these blue suits, numbered one through a thousand. Uh-huh, he shows up. They show up to this. You know his, his, whatever it is and I looked it up, it's in canada, it's called beast island or beast beast City or whatever. 1,000 people. I'm going to tell you. Okay, to win $5 million. He has the money right out for everybody to see. One person is going to win $5 million. After everything is said and done right.
Speaker 3:Okay, I would have been out after the first thing because he says I got to get rid of half these people today. Right, okay, I got. He said I got a million dollars up here on the stage. Whoever wants it to quit right now, come claim this portion of a million dollars. I would have been gone, right. So I'm looking around, I see a thousand people and I'm guaranteed some money.
Speaker 3:So, how much was he giving away? A million, a million initially. So then whoever came up there and just quit the game, they're splitting a million, so I think it ended up being like 20 something people.
Speaker 2:So 20 people split a million bucks, so they ended up about About 20,000 Each 25,000?.
Speaker 1:Hmm.
Speaker 4:It was about 20,000.
Speaker 3:So it was like 21 people.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, I got you, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:So about 20,000 each. So I'm thinking in my head I'm already gone, right, because you know how hard it is to get to that. $5 million after all is said and done, right, man? I'm telling y'all, y'all got to watch this because the people on this lose their damn lives. Dog, it's so diabolical, like you're dependent on other people at some point, because there was one point in the show, right, they dwindled it down and they had to divide up into four groups, whatever, and those four groups had to choose a captain, right, or someone that they trust, right, right. So then they go up on top those four. Once they choose this person, they had a choice. He's like there's going to be a number up there. That number's going to keep climbing. Now, if this person chooses to push their button to accept the money, they get to keep the money and they get to move on.
Speaker 3:Everybody else in their group is eliminated so the number that's on the on the board right, so the board starts off, I'm telling you this is how nuts it is. Board starts, starts off, you know, going slow, starts climbing. He's like, okay, it's climbing, $1,000 per second, $1,000 per second right. And next thing you know, he's like it's an exorbitant amount of money $300,000, $400,000. All four of them just standing there just looking like people are like don't hit it, hold strong. Hold strong Because if they hit it.
Speaker 4:That leader of their group hits it right they're gone.
Speaker 3:Yeah he, they get to stay and move on. So that's my game, right?
Speaker 4:no, the leader of the group gets the money right, but everybody else?
Speaker 3:is gone, everybody else is gone and they get to keep going on for the rest of the five million dollars. Oh wow, isn't that messed up. This is not about right, so their so their leader is gone there, but their leader would stay. Oh, the leader would. Everybody else in the group is gone, okay so it says 20 people right right they're all gone, but they had to all pick someone that they trust to say okay, no, you know you ain't gonna pick this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, kick us out. Right, dog? What I tell you, watch this, watch this show. It's done so 500,000 dollars. They're sitting there like oh, oh, 500,000. You got people hyping them up trying mr beast's cast or everything like it's 500,000 you really ain't gonna push that for 500,000. You can tell the people down there get nervous because I'm sitting up here like so is it like a?
Speaker 2:is it episodes or is it just like seven? But episodes it's like seven.
Speaker 3:But it keeps it's continuous right.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:So they're all out right now? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3:I think the final one comes out tonight or last night or something like that.
Speaker 2:Okay, got you, I think it might be one.
Speaker 3:I watch like four of them in a day. I ain't going to lie.
Speaker 2:They're about what? 40 minutes A hour? About 45, 50 minutes?
Speaker 3:Yeah, so someone Wins it all. But yeah, so it gets up to A million dollars and so he gives them 10 seconds. Uh huh, man, I tell you, I don't care If, if y'all niggas, my boys, right, I'm looking at y'all like Two, I don't give a, I'm pushing that button, dog. At y'all like two, I don't give a, I'm pushing that button, dog, dog. And you get to eliminate all these people and you get to keep going on. All right, man, what? At what point do you have to trust? You know I'm saying at what point. These are all strangers too, right, yeah, but some of them are like. Some of them come in as couples, like there's some brothers, but they all get to know each other, they're friends. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:They kind of figure out Hell, no Hell no. But it's diabolical man. Y'all got to watch this man. I'm telling you I am hooked on that.
Speaker 4:I'm watching these people cry right now Talking about he lied and eliminated everybody. Man.
Speaker 3:So in that first, in that first episode, right, so there was a whole. There's like they had them split up into rows or columns and rows, right so there was 80 people or something like that in each row.
Speaker 3:Damn so, they said, one person has to give themselves up. If someone, they had to press a button. If someone doesn't give themselves up, that whole row they have to press a button. If someone doesn't give themselves up, that whole row is eliminated. Duh, that's how messed up it is. So you're thinking people are just going through their mind. Finally, someone just gives themselves up just to save other people. Right, right, duh. And then after that there was another competition where where they instead, instead of 80, they were going sideways. So it was like nine people or eight people in the row. They're like, okay, so we're going to give everybody a chance to walk out of here with some money. You better get to know people in your row. So we're going to start putting money out there. You know we're going to start at $10,000. If someone in your row hits that money hits it whole row's out. You guys get the money.
Speaker 3:So people are talking like no, don't hit it, Come on, hold strong, hold strong, $10,000. One guy's like no, I'm not going to hit it, I'm not going to hit it. One guy didn't talk to anybody in his row. He's just like oh man, that's $20,000. Ding hits it, man, they all mad. But he's like we got money, we got $20,000 guaranteed.
Speaker 3:But they're mad because they want to keep Right. There was one dude. He's like man, ain't nobody going to hit it. Ain't nobody going to hit it tomorrow. We all tight Gets up to $100,000. Dude hits it. I'm like what you were supposed to stay. Hey, I'm leaving with $100. Right, I know this ain't a watch segment, but I'll tell you I was hooked on this show After taxes.
Speaker 4:I just want to walk away with 15. I'm cool.
Speaker 3:Cool, but it's in Canada. I wonder if you have to pay. Yeah, you probably still got to pay.
Speaker 2:I was going to say, because the Beast Islands are Beast, is that where it is?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I see he to have to watch that Canada. Yeah, I'm going to have to watch those episodes. Check it out, check it out.
Speaker 4:Just looking at the little bit ideas, yeah.
Speaker 3:Dog, you're going to sit there, you're going to be hooked. These people are crazy Y'all want to check that out.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she got pregnant during Beast Games.
Speaker 2:Oh, somebody got pregnant.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Damn. A thousand of them. They pregnant, they staying overnight, they shacking up man. You know people going to be getting busy. This is nuts. It ain't his fault, it ain't like he made them.
Speaker 3:But it made me think like, okay, this Mr Beast guy right, so he's worth over $500 million. I think a lot of this money he's giving away, but you know he's recouping it through all this shit, right yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So they say it gets a lot of endorsements and all that stuff. Yeah, because he gives a lot of money away.
Speaker 3:That's good, that's very good he gives but dog had I had the wherewithal to get into youtube 15, 20 years ago. I mean, how do you? You know, I'm saying these content creators, I mean just doing something, I know you, yeah, yeah, you start thinking about stuff.
Speaker 2:That's like the one cat, how I mean, we've been playing pickup basketball forever. But the one cat, I think he's actually from Ohio, he's from Cuyahoga Falls.
Speaker 3:Who's that?
Speaker 2:The one that he films himself going around. I think his name is Devin or Devante something, but he goes around playing people like 101.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:With the bus. So now a lot of no dude. I have no idea Chris was telling me about it, but I was just like, oh, he went and he played at Mount Union. Like, oh, he went, he played at, uh, mount union. And I guess one time he said he went to who, or him and his board, they was playing against each other. They filmed it and then it just kind of now this guy's just like you're like wow, I mean it's.
Speaker 3:Hey, if you, if you get something that catches on man this, see the now like my, my kids, always when they were little, were like oh, we want to be YouTube creators. So I used to think, can you?
Speaker 2:really do you know. But you know what That'd almost be like. The same thing to where, as a kid, I'm like oh remember, sixth grade. You know how it goes around.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And like our little yearbook. You know sixth grade, when we about to go to junior high it was junior high school. Back then it was like, oh, what do you want to do for a living? Or where will you be 10 years from now? I said I'm going to be a professional athlete. Look they thinking like it was true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it, he didn't stick. But I'm just saying, you figure like, oh, you know, you go to camp and you do this stuff. And then you just like, damn well, I wasn't, I wasn't off. But like I said, I mean, yeah, like you retired a professional athlete or anything like that.
Speaker 3:But but like my kids, they just start being like man.
Speaker 2:So that's just saying like you telling your kids oh, you know, want to be youtube creators or youtube content creators, like what that's almost like you're saying like a kid oh, I'm sure lebron james thought he was gonna be a professional nigga.
Speaker 3:Right, well, yeah, here we go. That's LeBron James Right now everybody got that talent.
Speaker 2:No, exactly what I'm just saying. But I'm saying you're saying it as a kid. You're just sitting up here thinking like now, maybe around seventh, eighth grade, you'd be like, oh, hold up, you see this, but you're saying stuff when you're five, six, seven years old. Oh, I'm going to be a YouTube or a content creator.
Speaker 3:But you see these people making $5, $10 million a year YouTube channels opening toys.
Speaker 4:Dog Just started opening toys and testing toys.
Speaker 3:Oh get their little kid out opening toys, testing toys, their little kid out Opening toys, testing toys. And now you got and that's what I used to tell my kids I'm like, okay, you want to be a YouTube content creator or whatever, but you're watching the person that's already made it, whether it's. Pewdiepie or Ninja or Mr Beast or whatever it is, and I'm like so how you gonna steal their viewers From doing the same thing? So you got to be original.
Speaker 2:I got something. What's that? Y'all ready for it? Go, we're going to get a YouTube. First, you got to get some participants and you're going to test out different lubricants and dildos.
Speaker 3:That's called Pornhub dog. This is YouTube dog. You don't even have to show them. So there's not porn.
Speaker 2:So you just put the lube on, you can use your glove. Put your glove on, test it out, be like oh, how does that feel Right. Or you can be like okay, now I'm about to go meat the meat, how does that feel?
Speaker 1:and then you can sit up here and give your different ratings. Um okay, guess what?
Speaker 3:ky jelly works nice, uh, you know what?
Speaker 2:I don't know about this new palmer's cocoa chanel cocoa. New Palmer's Coco Chanel cocoa butter lubricant.
Speaker 1:But here turn over and let's see.
Speaker 2:Then you be like taste five, Smell ten. Insertion nine hey, we're going to sit up here and get a KY Jelly endorsement, but you got to get some willing participants. Be like hey, you know what? You won't be on camera, maybe just the top of the medical channel this is for medical purposes just
Speaker 1:your facial expression, we just need the top, that Medical channel?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's it. This is for medical purposes. Just your facial expression. We just trying to sell it. Yeah, we just need the top. You know that is crazy, your eyes looking down you sit up here, like I said, toys People review, shoes, outfits, movies. I mean we go to the movies. Shoes, outfits, movies.
Speaker 3:I mean we, we go to the movies the first thing you go to when you want to learn how to do something.
Speaker 2:Go to YouTube straight to YouTube you be, like oh, you know what man that look nice Google video YouTube. You just hit it and you like man, man that look nice.
Speaker 1:Google Video.
Speaker 2:YouTube. You just hit it and you're like man.
Speaker 3:People got content lacing J's. That's how you lace up your J's.
Speaker 2:Hey, y'all, yeah, okay, Check this out. It's crazy dog.
Speaker 4:It's crazy, man bro See. I can't think like that, because that's just common sense to me.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 4:It's like who's going to watch this?
Speaker 2:It's common sense. A lot of people, a lot of people, don't have common sense. This was some years back, but somebody put a piece of lint on eBay and people bidded on it. I know some of the people was being funny, but they 25 cent, 50 cent, but I was like what the hell.
Speaker 4:You're some dumb people out there.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know what? We are going to start a GoFundMe For real and be like y'all go ahead and y'all just fill it up and tell us what y'all nothing crazy. Now Tell us what no parachute jumping, no whitewater. Well, he might whitewater a raft. I'm not. I'm not either. Would you whitewater a raft? I already been. See what I tell you he has an inner that Adrenaline. Did you skydive? I've already skydived, you skydived? Yes, see, I told you he got that inner. You know, I ain't going to say inside to where Adrenaline rush, ain't no adrenaline rush, but you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:WPS exactly.
Speaker 1:They got that inner WPS that I don't have hey, whatever man, I am not doing it.
Speaker 2:When I go in the ocean, I'm going about knee deep.
Speaker 4:I'm not going there. I ain't messing around with no sharks, I'm cool, so what? I ain't messing around with no sharks, I'm cool, so what is the?
Speaker 3:most I guess thrilling thing you've done, most thrilling, like well, what's the most?
Speaker 4:dangerous thing that you've done, the most dangerous? Yeah, skydive, probably Skydive. Yeah, that's gotta be it Skydive.
Speaker 2:Man, what if the the thing like Shit the whitewater?
Speaker 4:raft Motorcycle riding At 100, 200 miles per hour, yeah no, I ain't gone 200. Yeah you had. Don't sit there and say uh uh, this nigga know.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know, we know. Bosco Right, you already know See that's dangerous?
Speaker 2:Confirmed no, it's not. We know.
Speaker 4:Bosco had it Right. You already know, see, that's dangerous, confirmed that's dangerous.
Speaker 1:You know it's dangerous, but you do it anyway. I just want to get there Two on one.
Speaker 2:Man, you just blank out.
Speaker 4:You be like, damn, why is everybody sitting? Still Just go, was that?
Speaker 3:white line or that dotted line. Become solid. Become solid, you like what the hell is this?
Speaker 2:You start self-reflecting, you be feeling like Pac-Man. You be like oh, this is how Pac-Man feel For real.
Speaker 3:Right, you start self-reflecting right afterwards Like something would've happened to me.
Speaker 4:That's exactly what I was doing too. I was like man, Disintegrated. I took one of them crazy ass jackrabbits and ran out in front of me.
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna make it through that Disintegrated.
Speaker 4:Gone, Gone gone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's probably the most dangerous thing for me. It's probably been on a motorcycle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's mine.
Speaker 2:I'm not super, I'm a speed demon, so I'm not super adventurous.
Speaker 4:Like I said, I'm not going to skydive, I'm not scuba diving. I'm not scuba diving because I got a fear of suffocating yeah, me too or drowning, so I'm like, if I can't, breathe.
Speaker 3:I don't want to go like that. Have you snorkeled? Huh, have you snorkeled? Yeah, I snorkeled. Snorkeling is tough too. It is because the water goes over the top. It's tough too. It is because the water goes over the top If you get the cheap snorkels.
Speaker 4:It's tough, but if you get the cool snorkels, when the water goes over the top it blocks it, so you can't suck no air and then the water comes back down and you can breathe again. Oh shit, I'm going to get my snorkel from.
Speaker 3:Walmart. So snorkel, so you're basically at the top of the water.
Speaker 4:You looking down.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And you still have the.
Speaker 2:You have the but you still got. You got to swim, though, right, yeah, you got. You got fins and stuff. Yeah, I don't know, how to swim.
Speaker 3:It's easy to swim with yeah, it's easy to swim with the fins on.
Speaker 4:It's nice and slow. Just do slow when you're looking. Yeah, I told you.
Speaker 2:I straight up to me and said Like if Halle Berry was like I'm going snorkeling Me too, but a lot of people when you snorkel.
Speaker 3:You have a life jacket on too, so you got your life jacket and you're floating, but the thing is, I tried snorkeling once in Mexico. Like you said, if you ain't a good swimmer, that water come up and get all in your Nah no.
Speaker 2:No, that water come up and get all in your.
Speaker 4:Nah, no, I don't know. No, I'm already you coming underwater trying not to suck in. I'm already.
Speaker 3:I'm a panic, let me get out this water. Yeah, yeah, I'm a panic, yeah, and if your goggles ain't tight enough, Yep and the water starts.
Speaker 1:The water seeps in Seeps in Exactly.
Speaker 3:It's just.
Speaker 4:And it's tiring too.
Speaker 3:You gotta be in shape Swimming you gotta be in shape.
Speaker 2:What about? You know when the people walk? You know when they walk Across the bottom?
Speaker 1:You know, they got the little helmet, they got the helmet on.
Speaker 2:And it's a tube.
Speaker 3:So you can breathe, and they have to have weights To hold them down, but they walking, walking on the bottom.
Speaker 4:You gotta be in shape For that too, cause you gotta Wield stuff down there, weights down to hold them down, but they walking. Walking on the bottom, boom, you got to be in shape for that too, because you got to weld stuff down there.
Speaker 2:You got to fix stuff, the connections and wires. Man, I'm not taking a bath because I don't want to get in the water.
Speaker 3:It's crazy because with scuba diving, right, so you have to be trained to scuba dive.
Speaker 4:And you have to remain calm. You have to remain calm.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing that when you go down so deep, you can only come up so fast, so fast.
Speaker 2:Because of the pressure of the water.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so just imagine man.
Speaker 4:You just see something or something chasing you. What the fuck you gonna do?
Speaker 3:You gonna come up real slow he go alright, you gonna come up real slow Watch that motherfucker go around you again.
Speaker 4:You gonna come up real slow.
Speaker 2:Look, I've said this many, many times on here I am a ICN, I am an inner city nigga and I believe what I see on TV. So when I saw Jaws, I believed it. I said, dog, I am not getting in that water ever.
Speaker 3:Still believe it.
Speaker 2:I don't care if I never know how to swim.
Speaker 4:Nope, that's why I learned how to swim, so I can escape from jobs.
Speaker 2:That's what I said, like I'll go knee deep and that may be. I think I have a picture when we were in Puerto Rico. I think I have a picture when we were in Puerto Rico Cause I remember when I was looking at it I was up Like to my chest. I was like what the hell was, I thinking, been out there? It was just like Just up under my chest and I'm sitting up here thinking like hey man, good way to knock your ass over. You are panicking.
Speaker 2:You are out there like way too far. And no, I was close, but I was too far for me, right, I was like man, what the hell I'm sitting up here doing? Nah, I told you man. So, I went right back to waist knee. Actually I went and go past ankles because I seen that whale come up and get them seals.
Speaker 3:So I'm not going to ask you this question. But, steve, yeah, how far would you be out, like, say, you was in a boat? You're stranded in a boat. How far off of land would you be out where you feel comfortable? You can make it, you can see land. Right but would you be out where you feel comfortable? You can make it.
Speaker 4:You can see land Right, but would it be a mile, half a mile, most likely a mile. Anything a mile or less, you can make it. It'd be a mile or less Because you're in salt water so naturally you float. So it's easier to just go ahead and relax and just float on in while you're doing your like breaststroke or your backstroke elementary backstroke so you can just stay breathing and stay calm man, I can make a minute and I'll look down.
Speaker 4:I'll go 10, I'm just saying, the minute I look down, I see some big ass fish or something circling me. Man, I lose it.
Speaker 3:I know what? What are those waves?
Speaker 4:because you know it all depends on yeah current right, if you're're going against the current or you're going with the current.
Speaker 3:I always think about that. When I'm in a boat, I'm like man. If this boat was the breakdown right now, would I be able to make it Listen?
Speaker 2:I sit up there, hey man, I watch all them little nature shows.
Speaker 4:Nope, I tell you this I went out to the lake, nigga, and we was out, and you know how. You jump off the boat and shit do flips and shit in the water, like white people, shit. So you jump off the boat, man, the boat goes circling around and circling around. I'm treading the water, I'm looking around like nigga. You better come get me, because I'm tired as hell. So I start swimming toward the shore. Fuck this. I look up like man, that motherfucker far away Dog.
Speaker 3:See, see, that's what that's kind of one of my biggest fears.
Speaker 2:I have a question who were you with?
Speaker 4:I was with some white people I work with when I first came down here. They was all going on to the lake. Come on Steve. Come on Steve. They all jump off the boat. I jump off the boat like a little dummy shit. My little built ass started singing like a rock I'm, I swim. I know how to swim. Why the fuck am I so tired? Nigga? I ain't in no type of shape. Oh shit, I got to go. I got to go.
Speaker 4:I just started pounding you know in my head because you know I'm waiting on the boat to come around. I was like I got time for that boat, listen.
Speaker 3:I started swimming to the shore Throw on a life jacket.
Speaker 4:I'm like oh, you got a life jacket.
Speaker 3:You've done it before. Yeah, I put on a life jacket on.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the next time If I'm going out on the boat, who are you? With WPS, see the next time I went, oh, the next time you went, nigga, I had a life jacket.
Speaker 1:You know how you go up under your leg. You got to go through your legs For real.
Speaker 4:Oh, Because I was like man, I ain't doing that again. I panicked, I was like I can't catch my breath.
Speaker 2:I can't catch my breath Now as the ICN.
Speaker 3:Hey, have you gone out to a lake party? I've been on a boat, you've been on a boat. Did you jump in the?
Speaker 2:water? Absolutely not, so you've never done like tubing or nothing like that?
Speaker 2:No, listen, I've been on a jet ski, okay, listen. Tubing or nothing like that? No, listen, I've been on a jet ski, okay, now I'm going to tell you this. This was in, went out to LA and this was what 90, probably like 97. Get on the jet ski. I think Marina, marina Del Rey, whatever, I think that's. So now, obviously you know it's the ocean had on a life jacket, I had on floaties right, and I even put little floaties on my ankles, nigga oh, wow so I had on two, two little ankle floaties on my arm and I had on the life jacket.
Speaker 2:Okay, dog, so you know, you get on a little jet ski right and I go. Okay, so now, all right, now see that wall, the wall right here right yeah, right, right, that's about how far I was away I go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, about 20 yards. Uh-huh, turn around. Yeah, right, dog, this whole time, people they flying right and they be like, oh, go ahead out. Nah, I'm straight, I took it right. I was like, nah, I can't do it. I literally went this way, went this way, went this way. They be like you know, I gotta get further away. Yeah, I said no man, I'm cool here, there you go. Oh, you no, I'm sitting up there the whole time like Dude, I'm having an anxiety attack.
Speaker 2:Don't let me fall in this water please. Lord Damn. I'm sitting up here looking like man. I swear to God, if I fall in this water and then I'm like Jaws can probably you know, he can probably swallow this whole little sea dew or whatever. Like, nah, I'm cool. And then it's so funny Because you do see people. Yeah, see people out there, you know how. The ones that you kind of stand up on people yeah, see people out there, you know how the ones that you kind of stand up on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was on the one with the seat.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know if it's a difference, but I don't know. I was on the one with the seat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's just yeah, you're seeing people out there like flying, like, oh, people falling off, getting back on. I said nah, that's nah I.
Speaker 3:I can't imagine having fun in water like that as long as I have a life vest on, because where I lived at when I was in high school Washington, right, oh yeah, y'all right there, yeah, so it's a bunch of lakes in the town. So everyone, that's the thing, everybody, go to the lake. Yeah, I had a couple friends with the boat, I got a friend with the jet ski and we out there Got a couple drinks. Couple jet skis.
Speaker 4:Yeah so we.
Speaker 3:So we would go out there and Would, y'all water ski I tried, I tried.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I tried to water ski. I couldn't get up.
Speaker 3:I couldn't get up yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's tough. It's tough man it. I got dragged by the boat, I got dragged so bad.
Speaker 2:I got dragged back by them. Drone skin Nope, hell no.
Speaker 4:Y'all make that shit look, so easy. Man Fuck that shit.
Speaker 3:It does look easy, it does Like. You just see him sitting there.
Speaker 2:It's hard.
Speaker 4:Cause you gotta lock all this in.
Speaker 2:You gotta lock it all in and keep it like that, because the water going to try to straighten you out.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the water straightens you out.
Speaker 2:So wait, were y'all on the one where you put the two feet in Two feet? Yeah, two feet.
Speaker 3:Oh, were y'all on like one, oh, no, Two feet. I tried the two feet like single yeah yeah, yeah. Like snowboard type.
Speaker 2:You're right Both of them hard. That's what I heard. Snowboarding is harder than skiing, yeah.
Speaker 4:That's what I heard. Yeah, I've been skiing, that was cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:That snowboard man. I was just flopping all the way down the hill. Flop, flop, Flop, flop. I mean, yeah, it's like it's going Flop, flop I going flop.
Speaker 3:I was like man, you're gonna figure this shit out by the end of the day. I was like, yay, I finally got it. You know I get like five turns.
Speaker 4:Then I flopped yeah, no, I couldn't do it, so I just get on the tube. Yeah, on that tube. Ah no, I got on the skis. Nigga, I look like a champ. Everybody was mad at me. How the fuck you know how to ski this your first time? I was like man, this is easy. What you talking about I've never even been.
Speaker 2:Have you been skiing? I've been skiing. I've never skied. No, I've never been. But I'll tell you what I would do. What's that? I'll go have one, a nice little outfit. Sit there with the swiss miss, with the marshmallows yeah and look right out there and be like okay, y'all, y'all have pretty much what I did.
Speaker 3:Y'all have fun. That's pretty much what I did. Y'all have Wi-Fi in here.
Speaker 2:That's what I did, Right? All right, I'm going to sit here. Oh hey, I see some TVs. I'm going to go watch TV. I'll see y'all when y'all get back. It looks fun. I'll slay it now.
Speaker 3:I'll slay it right all day. Slay, it's getting on, that damn lift.
Speaker 4:Yeah man, that little bit made me nervous at first, but then, once I got on it, I was like oh, why is it that us Americans are here in America these ski lifts?
Speaker 3:I just saw a video the other day. They was trying to get people off the ski lifts, right. So the ski lifts are wide open. There ain't no seatbelts or nothing, they just take you up to the top. But you go to Europe. They got things to pull over.
Speaker 2:You know, safety, ours is just wide open, everything's just wide open here, dog, it's like a bench why?
Speaker 4:is that? I don't know, because they cheap man, because whoever made them were cheap. We supposed to be the safest country in the world, man, hell, nah, nope, ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 3:I don't need to get on a ski lift or not even a seatbelt. I'm gonna get on a little bunny hill that I can walk to the top.
Speaker 2:Hey, that was fun too oh, at the bunny hill, oh, I'll be on there all day, wee yeah, uh, uh. I'm telling you there, there is absolutely no, there's no adventure in me, man. I I mean no, there's no adventure in me, man.
Speaker 2:I I mean I, I would ski and snowboard before I, because that's on land, yeah, before you skydive, before I skydive, or jet ski or water ski or what's the other one, uh, uh, then we talked about it. What's the one like when the boat? Oh parasail, yeah, the parasail, yeah, where the boat. Oh, paracel, yeah, the Paracel, yeah, where the boat, where they Is that? And then you like a kite.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and you over the water, hell, no.
Speaker 3:I ain't doing that. No, I ain't doing that.
Speaker 2:How do you get down.
Speaker 3:Like remember, I told you.
Speaker 4:They slow down and you start falling into the water? No, they reel you in, they reel you in as you start coming down.
Speaker 2:But do I hit the water at all, or do I end up on the boat? I don't think so.
Speaker 3:I think some of them you don't hit the water.
Speaker 4:Oh man, you hit the water. The last part you hit the water. They don't reel you back into the boat. Oh, I thought they'd reel you back into the boat Because you're out there right, then it's whoosh, lift you up in the air. So you're already up in the air and then they start reeling you in until they get you, like real close. And then you go down into the water and then they just pull you into the boat.
Speaker 3:Dang, that's how they do that. I ain't doing that. I just saw someone died on that too.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's how they rope broke.
Speaker 2:Them motherfuckers just took off. Oh see, I'm not doing that. See, bye, felicia. Hey see, I tell you. See, well, I told you I would do the See these cats right here. Well, I see you got on the parachute.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's that flying squirrel suit Right See like.
Speaker 2:I do that, you do that. Wait, hold on. Is that the one? I won't do it, but I'll do it in theory. Let me see, because as soon as I get up there, I know you ain't jumping, I'm going to start hyperventilating.
Speaker 4:That'll be Rocky the Flying Squirrel. I'm going, going.
Speaker 3:Hell, no, I ain't doing that either, but look hey, it looks fun as hell.
Speaker 2:But what I want to know? I mean, I know he has on a parachute, but where exactly is he landing?
Speaker 4:Yeah, because he's going to drift down and he's going to fly to a landing zone, yeah, somewhere.
Speaker 2:But those like you, but listen, how does he know?
Speaker 4:Because they started flying and they reached the speed right.
Speaker 2:So let's just say here's the question that I have. First off, where did you get your training? Who taught you?
Speaker 4:Because, you know Other people. Trial and error, you would think.
Speaker 3:So these people probably are used to parachute right, so skydiving it's called skydiving, so they learn how to control their bodies in the air. And then you get your windsuit, then you get your windsuit.
Speaker 4:So you probably go to like a tunnel, like a skydive.
Speaker 2:So how do I learn how to do this?
Speaker 4:Bro, it takes years. They don't just do it like once. You don't just do it once. You got to get certified to be able to do that. But that first time to do it, though, the first time you just got to go tandem skydiving, you're going to go with somebody.
Speaker 2:Look, he just passed somebody's house. Yeah, so like dude, these dudes are literally just like. They're like, truly flying.
Speaker 4:They do that though.
Speaker 2:That's just you have to get certified before you can even attempt that. Youtube just makes it look so nice and fun and easy.
Speaker 4:Of course they do. It looks fun, that's how they get the followers, they get you looking those dudes are like Look he passing somebody else's house. Those are trained professionals, bro, they ain't gonna do it. There ain't people that just jump out and start doing it. They're like, hey, I'm just going to try this my first time, right, they've been doing that shit for years.
Speaker 2:I'm going to try to jump from the hill.
Speaker 4:To fucking fly over the ice. It's too short dog. It's too short you ain't going to make it, let me get my videos you ain't going to make. Get a higher drop. Here we go, attempt number one no, that's not it All right, so look, attempt number one.
Speaker 2:It looked like homeboy.
Speaker 1:He pulled his parachute Right.
Speaker 4:See he's landing down in that field down there. Yeah, see the field straight ahead, so it looked like he's landing, like wherever that little spot is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there you go, right.
Speaker 4:I always wondered that too, man. Yeah, I always wondered that too man, yeah, like, where do they land?
Speaker 2:I was like they get a big old X and marks a spot and then they try to get to that spot.
Speaker 4:Hope a gust of wind don't take Sweep you up somewhere. That's crazy, though, so you, get on a nice day where it ain't windy, and then you have good ideal conditions.
Speaker 2:See, look at that.
Speaker 3:Would you do and I know we kind of talked about it would you do a zip line?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Across like so you would go to Costa.
Speaker 1:Rica and do a-.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah, I'd go to Brazil.
Speaker 3:Peru.
Speaker 1:I'd do a zip line, one of those long zip lines Be gone.
Speaker 2:You do a zip line? Yeah, no, I zip line, you zip line? Yeah, I do that.
Speaker 3:Yo, hell, yeah, Hold on, so you go across Like one of those long ass.
Speaker 4:Long ass canyons.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hell yeah, but you wouldn't Jet ski Nah.
Speaker 4:See, because it's water. Man, I understand, you got a water phobia.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think it's sharks.
Speaker 3:I'd rather jet ski Than the zip line hey it's sharks In y'all swimming pools.
Speaker 2:Y'all just don't know it. Little baby sharks, hey, y'all ever saw that? You ever saw that movie night swim, yeah, and you see how something was in that pool in the pool, yeah, something y'all's pool.
Speaker 4:Y'all better start looking that's why I always have light on. I'm in the pool. I don't swim without the light on hell, no anything.
Speaker 2:If you make dishwasher, dishwater, the toilet, the toilet, everything. Hey, dude, I'm telling you, there was a movie. Oh, what was it called? I think it was called. This was in the 80s, I think. Hold on, let me look. I think it was called Alligator and I think what happened was dude flushed a little baby alligator down the toilet. So guess what? So that?
Speaker 3:alligator is when you send a pair during the number two how the alligator gonna fit up through a toilet, just like a snake.
Speaker 2:Because it's Hollywood. That's true, Let me see. But no, when they flushed it it was a little baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They flushed it. It was a little baby. But then hold on, let me see. What year did this come out? Oh my Lord, see, now y'all see why I'm scared of everything.
Speaker 4:And he still likes these scary movies. It came out in 1980.
Speaker 2:1980? 1980.
Speaker 3:That's when they didn't have the P-trap.
Speaker 1:It went straight in. It just had a straight tube. Then they had a little king trap A little king trap S-curve.
Speaker 3:They had that Put that in there to prevent shit like that To prevent the alligator coming by.
Speaker 4:Ain't no more pythons and shit trying to get up in there Because they be like hey, I got to find my way through here. Hold on.
Speaker 3:Man, that would trip me out if I in my bathroom saw a snake coming out.
Speaker 4:Hey, oh hey, I seen that shit on the news. I was like, see, I checked from your toilet. You'll be like uh-oh, oh, close the lid. Close the lid, Something's coming up.
Speaker 3:Bloop-a-loop-a-loop-a-loop. That's why I flush the toilet every time I go. Before I go boo-boo, you flush the toilet first.
Speaker 4:Yep, flush. That why you be trying to boo-boo in the dark, see I, I just got to make sure.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I'll be looking down there.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Because something could be sitting in the thing I know.
Speaker 4:Just waiting. Something could be sitting waiting.
Speaker 3:Go ahead and flush it. Make sure it's empty.
Speaker 4:That lady had the next door neighbor's pet lizard in her toilet.
Speaker 2:Oh, they got the full movie on YouTube. We're going to play the trailer for them, though.
Speaker 4:Oh, shoot the youtubies after this ad after this, after one of ours brought to you by cool super sponsors, dude why bosco?
Speaker 2:1980. Alligator. Hey, this is like the movie segment.
Speaker 5:No, that ain't fitting up in a white toy, that is about to break out 2,000 pounds, they got the Jaws alligator.
Speaker 2:Now how in the hell do we get a car?
Speaker 4:We low budget.
Speaker 2:You said it was dark. Now perhaps you're mistaken.
Speaker 4:Alligator half that size would starve in a week. What?
Speaker 1:is everybody flushing? Down there to I'm going to feed these alligators. You kept coming up with some garbage about alligators in the sewer. Alligators in the sewer.
Speaker 3:They need to remake that movie.
Speaker 2:Dude, it's on YouTube, so y'all can watch the full movie Alligator. Whoever made this movie, send us some money. We promote your movie. See, that was back in the 80s, I know. Hey, it sounds like it too, don't it?
Speaker 4:My movies from back in the 80s was Deadly Eyes. You got Alligator. It was Deadly Eyes.
Speaker 2:Oh, that was the rats.
Speaker 4:That was the rats in New York. Yeah, oh yeah, that was me and I was like man, we had rats. I was so scared of rats I was like nope, Nope, I'm going down there to rat down there. I saw it run down there.
Speaker 2:That's exactly why I don't like mice and rats.
Speaker 4:That's why I don't like rats. I watched that one.
Speaker 3:I didn't watch Alligator until was okay hold on, let's see, if a rat came running across this floor, you're gonna jump oh, yeah, definitely oh, I'm running out the house definitely I'm jumping and then I'm trying to trap him with the chair?
Speaker 2:what the hell, oh yeah oh hey, hold on here, go here, go deadly eyes right here deadly eyes was man.
Speaker 4:That was mine 1982. That fucked me up when I was little. I was just like man nope, y'all got rats. I ain't staying over here. We ain't never had the mysis. No, that's what it was.
Speaker 1:My brother was like no, man, they got the mysis Ain't, he got the rats.
Speaker 4:We don't stay nowhere with the rats. The rats like to eat people.
Speaker 3:Rats are nasty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, be like, ah, I can deal with a couple mice.
Speaker 4:Y'all got rats. Hell, no, them little field mice that be jumping around. All them little hey man, them little cats used to sit up there and bring them, man they so scared of you, them field mice so scared of you, they running so fast Trying to get away from you. And that's what's so funny.
Speaker 2:It's crazy you trying to run away from them, they trying to run away from me. Dog, how in the hell Gotta get up.
Speaker 4:I'll never get. We was playing downstairs. We was like we had this, like you know, remember, that's when Encyclopedias was all Big right, so they had a whole encyclopedia collection. We used to take those encyclopedias and we'd build forts and shit with them for our little Hot Wheels and our little trucks and all that. We'd make it like a road, make it like a little building with four books. Man, we was over at my cousin's house and they live out in the country so they had a cornfield right next to them. So they always had a problem with mice man. This little mouse came flying in there my cousin was slaying down that rat went and jumped on his leg, oh Cause, he was just hopping. He wasn't running like to go get him, he was just running and he just happened to be in the way. So he's like boing, boing, boing man. My cousin was like Hell nah.
Speaker 4:And he jumped so hard.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 2:That just triggered a memory, thinking about them, little mice, here go deadly eyes right here yeah, deadly eyes. Movie number two 1982.
Speaker 5:They have been here Since the dawn of time. They were on the battlefield With Alexander the Great. They were on the edge of Moscow With Napoleon. They were on the edge of Moscow with Napoleon. They're on every continent, in every city and we do little to stop them. They're here now, waiting, watching. They've gone on they're monsters.
Speaker 1:What's the matter? The fight itself is much larger than anything I'm familiar with. No, if I had to guess, I'd say something in the order of a great dane. Except the dogs don't have the jaw pressure to stab through those metacarpals that cleanly.
Speaker 2:Would you believe? The other day I saw a rat this big, are you?
Speaker 5:through. No, I mean it, he was this big.
Speaker 6:Perhaps you could just go and check out the drain for me please.
Speaker 4:It's hard to believe that rats even sewer rats would attack a grown man. Rats are the biggest cats Cats ran for them just now, yeah they look like little pups.
Speaker 5:Overpopulated, oversized, dumb and hungry Red-eyed rats, not just for food, but for you, no, hey, this sound like the 80s. I'm having flashbacks. But for you, your lady friend was hey, this sound like the 80s.
Speaker 2:I'm having flashbacks.
Speaker 4:So I get that out of here, all right, damn.
Speaker 2:Everybody want a car while we turn the watch trailer.
Speaker 4:You got to play Jones. You got to play. You got to end with the theme music dude.
Speaker 5:It's estimated to be 108 billion 24 times the human population.
Speaker 2:That's what I remember. Right there them little red eyes yeah red-eyed rats.
Speaker 5:Deadly eyes.
Speaker 1:Ah hell.
Speaker 4:No, I was like man. I could go watch that and still be all freaked out.
Speaker 2:Man listen.
Speaker 4:Don't ever let me see a rat in my house.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to have to watch Alligator and then it's going to be. This is 80s. This is the 80s movie Flashback, segment, deadly Eyes, what we say. We talked about Jaws and Alligator man. Listen, this is all the stuff that built my inner fear Mice slash, rats, surprise you ain't scared of no gremlins Alligator. I like gremlins, he like the gremlins, yeah, I like the gremlins. He like the gremlins.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like the gremlins yeah, now that man, listen, I'm telling you. It's just stuff that you see as a kid, stick with you. You do, it does, oh yeah. Well, until you're an adult, you're an adult life, you just like man. You, until your adult life, you're just like man.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to sit up here and be scared of this, because that was your foundation, that was your foundation, that's what built it and it stays there because that's the foundation and then you build on top of it.
Speaker 2:And then you sit up here, watch the news and they talk about oh, there's been sharks, and you watch somebody with their phone going into the water, like they just sat up here and said they're sharks, but you don't even believe it.
Speaker 4:Right, oh man please. They talking about baby sharks. Let me show y'all. One person start running.
Speaker 1:We all running, I'm gone.
Speaker 3:What are you running?
Speaker 2:from Listen. All you got to do is tell me Just about a month ago there was a shark sighting. Good, I'm never getting in this water. Ever Sharks aren't here. Okay, some people be like oh, it was a month ago. No man, that was a mile downstream. No, I'm cool, I'm sure. So me. Hey, I'm sure a shark can swim faster than Michael Phelps in a mile man. Listen, michael Phelps swam real, real fast. Just imagine how fast that damn shark swam.
Speaker 4:Right See, I said I swim a mile, but that's only if it's like life or death.
Speaker 2:Other than that, I'm taking a piece of wood and I'm just going to keep pedaling. How fast does a shark go?
Speaker 4:Sharks can go like 20 miles per hour. Oh dang 30 miles per hour, depends on what kind of shark Some of them be chasing bait. They was trying to see how fast they could swim If you hit a shark on the nose.
Speaker 3:He's supposed to run, though, right.
Speaker 2:But you're going to really think about hitting?
Speaker 3:a shark in the nose man, you feel the disorient. I mean, if I had, so if I had, and then.
Speaker 2:so you're going to have that punching power, oh, in the water In the water In the water.
Speaker 4:Right, you're going to be like.
Speaker 3:He's going to laugh like Jabberjaw he's going to be like this.
Speaker 2:But I'd rather face a shark than piranhas, See I ain't messing up.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. So if you had to face a shark or be in the water with piranhas, as long as I got flippers.
Speaker 4:Do I got my flippers on.
Speaker 1:Damn, because I ain't got no flippers on man.
Speaker 4:But you said a few piranhas, right, because what the piranhas have like gangbusters.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's like a hundred of them. Fuck your ass up and they just gonna start eating your ass. At least a shark, you might have a chance to get away. It might get your arm. You might lose an arm. You just gonna have to punch it with the other arm.
Speaker 1:And the nose.
Speaker 3:Pow, you just swimming with one arm, other arm gone.
Speaker 4:While you bleed. He coming back to eat the rest of your ass you might have a chance with the shark.
Speaker 2:So now look. They said Top speed. They said maximum in the water attacking. It says 12 miles per hour, but it says great white shark 35 miles per hour, that's what I'm saying. They're going with shark. I ain't messing with no great white shark. 35 miles per hour, that's what I'm saying. They don't know what shark. I ain't messing with no great white, but then it says this the short fan, mako shark, 46 miles per hour, right. They got little ones that can fly.
Speaker 4:I ain't afraid of the little ones. Oh, you think you ain't.
Speaker 2:And then Killer Whales can go 35 miles per hour.
Speaker 3:I'll catch that mug, it's swimming, swimming.
Speaker 2:Ah, killer whales can go 35 miles per hour. I'll put that shark in a headlock, put it in a sleeper man, put it in a sleeper hole. See somebody, see a killer whale. And you start sitting up here thinking like, ooh, that's Shamu.
Speaker 3:Right, the motherfucker, try to eat your ass nibbling on you I saw a video because killer wells eat like the seals yeah that's a video where the seal, like the lady, had her boat seal jumped up onto the boat that's. It was like yo get me the fuck out of here exactly, and she just looked around all these killer wells sucking her boat.
Speaker 4:Man. That was hilarious.
Speaker 2:Man.
Speaker 4:I saw that one man look at this right there that motherfucker jump up out the water and said whoop.
Speaker 2:He looked up like yo, please. He's like you got to go. He's like, nope, Yo, these killer whales is right behind this boat, yeah.
Speaker 3:They won't mess Killer whales, won't mess with boats.
Speaker 4:No, but I'm saying they have see what they do. They put bait out and then they start driving the boat to see how fast they can swim. I saw that on.
Speaker 2:Discovery Channel or something.
Speaker 4:That's how they was measuring their speed.
Speaker 2:Man, they crazy as hell.
Speaker 3:That's what I said. I think killer whales eat baby sharks, don't they?
Speaker 4:Man, they eat everything. That's why they call them killer whales. They eat sharks. They eat dolphins, they eat seals. Walruses. I bet they probably eat people, if you probably eat people to you out there like a dummy.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, yeah, Because they might mistake you for like a dog.
Speaker 4:That's look like a skinny seal. I'm going to go ahead, you know they crazy as hell.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man. Well, I tell you I time be flying a little bit once you start. Watch beast games. Yeah, watch beast games, watch beast games. Uh, oh, I'm trying to go on it. I saw, uh, one of them days oh yeah yeah, man, it's hilarious man my mom loved it. It's hilarious, my mom loved it.
Speaker 4:She was like oh, I really like that one yeah it's exactly.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's exactly what you Duh. That shit was so funny, man. It was funny though.
Speaker 4:I was down there Cracking Me too, was it basically?
Speaker 3:The female version Of Friday.
Speaker 2:No, it's this. Nope, nope, definitely ain't that. Nope, nope, nope, it's, nope, it's not at all it ain't that, but it just look like it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it kind of look like it, because LA and over, but it's not okay it ain't a Friday.
Speaker 2:I think it was a movie called, I think what, oh, mark Wahlberg movie Flight.
Speaker 3:Risk. Oh, that one was good too, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Mark Wahlberg Flight Risk. I like his haircut. He got the. He's got the. George jefferson jeff ashton is funny.
Speaker 4:Uh, I want to go see that too yeah, me too.
Speaker 2:I want to see flight risk and it's a scary one called Presents. Yeah, like I guess, like I'm assuming it's like a ghost or yeah, it's a oh, uh, yeah, presents, presents, okay, not Christmas presents. Presents like a ghost, like the ghost that's sitting right here in his chair, that's doing the show with us, and you know what. Hold on.
Speaker 3:Wolfman.
Speaker 2:Wolfman came out last week. I want to check that out, though. We got one more. We got one more. We got one more movie trailer to play for y'all. They say classic.
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Speaker 6:There is a creature alive today who has survived millions of years of evolution without change, without passion and without logic.
Speaker 2:I'm scared right now.
Speaker 6:A mindless eating machine. It will attack and devour anything. It is as if God created the devil and gave him jaws.
Speaker 2:Hell, nah, this is why I don't go in the water. And you expect somebody to go into the water. Look they. Just they out there having a good time too, look at that.
Speaker 1:Nope.
Speaker 4:Nope, I've been scarred for life because of that damn movie. The sharks are really nice guys. We're getting a bad rap because of the movie. Movie the sharks are really nice guys. We're going to buy a ride because of the movie. Yeah, okay. So I get the arm bitten off, the leg bitten off.
Speaker 2:He's screaming like get out the water. And you run into the water. You're racist, Huh. What you yelled shark.
Speaker 5:We've got a panic on our hands on the fourth of July. Man, listen, it's true that most people get attacked by sharks in three feet of water, about ten feet from the beach.
Speaker 4:See look at that Three feet of water.
Speaker 2:Three feet of water, ten feet from the beach. Absolutely will not find me in any of that water.
Speaker 3:Well, that being said.
Speaker 2:We appreciate everybody for listening to our antics. Thanks for tuning in. We done gave them all the movie recommendations you said. Watch what Mr Beast, beast Games, beast Games, amazon Prime, wolfman Pay me Mr Beast One of them. Days Presence, flight risk, jaws, deadly Eyes, alligator presents flight risk, jaws, deadly eyes, alligator. We'll come up with something else for next week as our movie recommendations. Until then, good luck to everybody. All the teams will be here this Saturday. Real quick, anyway. The Super Bowl, he hear this out Real quick. Well, anyway, the Bills and Washington.
Speaker 1:Super.
Speaker 2:Bowl.
Speaker 4:He's that Bills and Washington.
Speaker 2:Will be coming up, because I mean, when they hear this, the Philly and Chiefs.
Speaker 3:I want Bills and Washington.
Speaker 4:Philadelphia and the Chiefs. That's where I'm going.
Speaker 2:I don't care between Philly and Washington, washington.
Speaker 3:Washington.
Speaker 2:But I want the Chiefs. If the Bills win, I'd be happy for just the Bills period for making it to the Super. Bowl four years in a row and not winning one, because you know a couple of them teams they beat. I think one of the teams they beat. I think one of the teams.
Speaker 4:They wait. They haven't made it to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3:No, I remember when they.
Speaker 2:They made it four years in a row.
Speaker 3:Four straight years and then went out and won.
Speaker 2:They got a documentary on it, oh dang oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, and they didn't.
Speaker 4:You talking about before.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about right, but good luck to all the teams that's participating and we're looking forward to. No matter who's in the Super Bowl, it's going to be good. Alright, y'all anyway, holla we out, peace.