Condiments We Have To Pay For & Joe's Late Again...LOL!!!

Ever wondered what it feels like to ride in style with the 2024 Maybach GLS 600? We sure did, and let our imaginations run wild, dreaming up scenarios of cruising through posh neighborhoods while cashing in on those sweet tax breaks. Joe, as usual, made an entrance, fashionably late, with a hysterical excuse about a massage gone wrong. Joining us for the ride is Superman Steve's cousin Shawntrell McBride, whose "black Irish" name had us in stitches as we journeyed down memory lane with tales of mistaken identities and old army buddies.

Our hilarious banter took a turn towards the relatable frustrations of everyday life—from the perils of freeway driving to the surprising spelling prowess of kids. We shared laughs over our favorite (or not so favorite) drinks and swapped stories about embracing sobriety. Chantrell brought vibrant cultural insights from his move from Rockford, Illinois, to a more diverse community. There’s even a wild ride through the world of ride-sharing and an unexpected tale of a plus-sized rapper’s run-in with a Lyft driver.

For those curious about nightlife antics and culinary adventures, our tales of strip club escapades and late-night chicken joint rendezvous are sure to entertain. We couldn't resist diving into an unconventional prison pregnancy story that had us all scratching our heads. A little food nostalgia topped off the episode, as we reminisced about Church's Chicken and homemade family recipes. It's a whirlwind of topics wrapped in humor, cultural reflections, and a hearty dose of camaraderie. Join us for this rollercoaster episode full of laughter, stories, and unexpected turns!

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Transcript

Car Enthusiasts Discussing Future Purchase

Speaker 1 0:00

five, let's go.

Speaker 3 0:06

Hey, that's what I'm looking at on the screen, hey what's that? Welcome to the nobody's talking podcast. I'm looking at a Maybach GLS 600 2024.

Speaker 2 0:27

Hey, you get a tax break with that bitch. Huh, you get a tax break with that bitch, like you get with the electric cars. You know they're going to get you $7,500 back.

Speaker 3 0:34

Hey, I got something to say about that. Okay, let's do it. Now look here's the thing I don't want to send nobody out crazy because you know they're going to start asking for money. That's why I said I'm just looking at it. I'm about to say I ain't seen no check yet.

Speaker 4 0:47

Yeah, Don't that look nice though?

Speaker 3 0:51

Yeah Damn, can you picture me in there coming up to the gym on?

Speaker 2 0:54

Sunday oh my shit, I would picture me in the passenger side.

Speaker 3 0:57

Hey, I created a player on Madden, oh yeah. So you know, I got to get my visions right. This, the kind of car he drive, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 1:06

That's nice, bro, I'm like man.

Speaker 2 1:10

Oh yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 3 1:11

Now I will tell you this, Putting some 20s in.

Speaker 2 1:13

I was parked next to one yesterday. That's what got me going Uh-oh.

Speaker 3 1:21

It was like a burgundy one I was at work.

Speaker 2 1:23

I took this nigga out to Scottsdale.

Speaker 5 1:25

I was like damn Loved every bit of him that shit.

Speaker 3 1:29

But it's hey, I'll tell you you would turn this corner somebody like got a fan on. Oh yeah, Like that's why I just don't sit up here and I mean I get it Scottsdale, but Sky's the best.

Speaker 2 1:41

But hey, it's rich people All over the back. Yo, you turn the cover they all over the back and I see them all the time I'm like.

Speaker 1 1:47

Yo this cat.

Speaker 3 1:48

It's like a, a white. It's the car, the car phantom, the car phantom.

Speaker 2 1:54

I thought you saw somebody. Nah, man, it's a nice, nice, I'll tell you man, cause he ain't.

Speaker 3 1:57

Oh yeah, I can see that nigga Right there, see the gate opening.

Speaker 2 2:01

There you go this nigga late, late, like normal.

Speaker 3 2:09

Leave it up to Joe. Look at this. Let's see what this nigga say when he come in.

Speaker 2 2:16

You already know what he finna say Traffic, my money's on traffic what?

Speaker 3 2:23

You got fired like four weeks ago. You pretty much a guest now. Yeah, you a guest now. What up, bro?

Speaker 6 2:34

What's going on, dog?

Speaker 1 2:38

That's my cuz right there.

Speaker 2 2:40

That's Joe right there, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 2:45

What's going on?

Speaker 6 2:47

Hey, that's. Joe right there yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 2:49

What's going on. I don't know. I had to get my massage, that's why I'm here. Was you adjusting? I wasn't even close. I wasn't even close with my reason.

Speaker 2 2:54

I told her you were stuck in traffic. See, he said he had to get his massage. I told you.

Speaker 3 2:57

Hey, he can, hey tell him to just swing over here, oh yeah, and then like, do that one, there you go.

Speaker 2 3:06

Can you hear? Hey, I'm related to the nigga, I'm cool.

Speaker 3 3:10

Hey, we good, I mean you know? Yeah, that's what I said. I'd rather him share the mic with. I mean, I don't know who nigga want Listen. If I just met somebody, I'm not talking in the same mic as some nigga I just met.

Speaker 2 3:20

Come on, man, you know better than that.

Speaker 3 3:22

Now they related, so that's.

Speaker 2 3:25

And they're the same skin they kinfolk.

Speaker 3 3:29

That's what I told him. We've been trying to tell you that hey he ain't listening.

Speaker 2 3:35

I know Joe.

Speaker 3 3:39

You said they related about five times. Y'all related.

Speaker 1 3:43

Come on, man.

Speaker 3 3:44

Okay, that's a funny story right now I do have one.

Speaker 6 3:45

Okay, that's a funny story right there. Oh hell, yeah, we can start it already.

Speaker 3 3:49

Hold on, let's do our introduction. Wait, wait, wait. We didn't do our introduction yet, hold on Joe, Save that, save that.

Speaker 2 3:54

Welcome old Pearson. I don't have nothing else to say To my left, I ain't going to say nothing crazy, it's just Sherrod.

Speaker 4 4:09

I like walks in the park.

Speaker 1 4:13

He like long walks in the park, walks in the park Joe.

Speaker 6 4:17

Why you looking at me, for I ain't walking with you, it's to my left. Yeah, this is Rodeo Joe. You better get on Eat, harmony. Get on eat, harmony man.

Speaker 3 4:32

I didn't see you In so long. You might have to Slick your hair back A little bit. I didn't see you In so long. Get on eat, harmony. What's up, joe?

Speaker 6 4:38

Where you been. This is, oh man, I just been Just fucking up In the streets.

Speaker 3 4:43

Yeah in the streets, yeah in the streets in the rodeo and to my left.

Speaker 5 4:46

My name is Chantrell McBride. I'm a guest.

Speaker 3 4:49

Did you hear his?

Speaker 2 4:50

last name that nigga said McBride McBride. You know nigga. Now you know.

Speaker 6 4:57

They black Irish. All the years I've been knowing you, I've never said your name Really. You never said my last name Never. Wow, you didn't know his last name. I knew it, I just never said it.

Speaker 2 5:06

I got your last name on my phone. I got. Alabama, I don't never say your last name, somebody. They came over to me and said hey, hey, I know one of your boys. I know one of your boys. They was from Alabama, right, and I was like what you mean? You know one's his name. They said Pogue, joe Pogue. I cracked up laughing. I was like I know.

Speaker 6 5:29

Joe, that's military day.

Speaker 2 5:31

That shit was hilarious.

Speaker 6 5:34

I'm trying to figure out who the hell you're talking about. Now, Wait wait, wait.

Speaker 2 5:37

Who's in the building? Oh yeah, into Cuzzles left. Superman is in the building.

Speaker 3 5:44

Now we can get started. Pew, pew, those left. Superman is in the building, now we can get started.

Speaker 6 5:46

All right, Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew pew.

Speaker 3 5:51

That's the wrong one.

Speaker 1 5:53

Hold on, nigga, we're going to redo that.

Friendship Banter and Cultural Differences

Speaker 3 5:56

You got to stop that. Oh shit, hold on, we got 30 seconds. Your fingers don't work. Oh my goodness, man Nigga, because you don't ever show up. I'm used to like looking and there's nobody being right there.

Speaker 1 6:07

Yeah, so then. So now you know like when you shoot?

Speaker 3 6:11

do you ever play basketball in an arena?

Speaker 6 6:13

I can't even blame you, bro. I ought to blame somebody else too.

Speaker 3 6:16

Hey, no, listen, you ever play basketball in an arena. I do it all the time and then you sit up there. You don't have them walls real close like at LA Fitness then you should be shooting air balls.

Speaker 1 6:27

God, hey, your depth perception is all messed up.

Speaker 3 6:31

So my depth perception is messed up because you sit right there.

Speaker 6 6:34

Watch this. You sound like me? I'm going to work.

Speaker 2 6:37

Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

Speaker 6 6:42

You sound like me going to work. I be on the freeway rolling.

Speaker 1 6:45

Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 6:45

Some motherfucker jump in front of me and start driving slow. Oh shit, I hate that, God that's terrible.

Speaker 2 6:50

Yeah, I know I'm rolling. Hey, they trying to make a law for that.

Speaker 6 6:53

They trying to fine motherfuckers $500 for that shit.

Speaker 1 6:57

They got one in.

Speaker 3 6:58

Atlanta though.

Speaker 2 6:58

Yeah I $500 for jumping in a fucking fast lane and going slow as fuck. What the fuck wrong with you, Like they doing it on purpose. No, Atlanta.

Speaker 6 7:06

you know they have it in Atlanta Because they are doing that shit on purpose. They want your ass to slow down because they want to drive the speed limit. You want to drive the speed limit? Get your ass in the right lane. That killed me, though I'm like all these motherfuckers on the freeway. I can't be that damn. Let me find somebody to get behind.

Speaker 3 7:24

I get right in the middle. You can go left, you can go right, or you can HOV, I'm right in the middle. All right, then Wait. Who had the story All?

Speaker 6 7:33

right, Joe, we know who. What was he saying? Oh no, no, he was just okay. Their name's been changed. We'll take the innocent, All right. So this motherfucker was talking about their kids right, uh-huh. So the motherfucker like hey, you know you can't be talking like that to them because they kind of S-L-O-W right, oh, my Lord S-L-O-W, okay, okay, slow.

Speaker 6 8:01

The motherfucker said you do realize they get S-P-E-L-L Okay Slow. The motherfucker said you do realize they can S-P-E-L-L. I thought I had to say it, but that shit was so funny, dog, I almost fell out of a chair. Dog, you do realize they can S-P-E -L-L. And that's the true story. I'll explain it to you when we get off of there.

Speaker 2 8:21

but the name's been changed. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. You's like an interesting matter now.

Speaker 6 8:27

You can only imagine, bro. Okay, I'm going to try to get through this. I ain't had nothing to drink, I ain't had nothing to smoke, so I'm good.

Speaker 3 8:34

Oh shit, oh, you're in so you kind of safe? Though you ain't had no drink. Do you want something to drink?

Speaker 6 8:41

You ain't got nothing to drink.

Speaker 3 8:43

I mean, you're not drink like that you know what he's talking about.

Speaker 2 8:47

He mean a dark beverage?

Speaker 3 8:48

Yeah, you mean your gasoline. He needs some liquor.

Speaker 2 8:53

Get that moonshine.

Speaker 6 8:53

You know, I don't drink no water, right, the only thing clear he drink is moonshine.

Speaker 4 8:59

Or vodka. Oh yeah, I forgot about the vodka.

Speaker 3 9:02

And that clear tequila that agave tequila. What? Oh yeah, I forgot about the vodka and that clear tequila, that agave tequila.

Speaker 6 9:06

What you getting into?

Speaker 1 9:06

tonight Vodka's a female drink.

Speaker 3 9:07

It's a female drink, yeah.

Speaker 6 9:09

What vodka so, if a?

Speaker 4 9:10

chick come up to you and say here's some vodka you ain't gonna drink.

Speaker 2 9:13

No, I guess I'm the biggest bitch out there, because I love me some vodka, you don't even drink no more.

Speaker 6 9:21

Hey, that's right now I'm on day 31. Now what? You might as well go apologize to 12 people. Shit, you know what I mean. You that long? You want a chip? Hey, oh, you get two chips or something like that. Hey, shit, I'm going to take them chips too and spend them bitches Two chips.

Speaker 2 9:46

Make sure they're $25 chips, baby Shit.

Speaker 6 9:50

Shit $75, man. Too much on with you, man, when you from? I'm from Rockford.

Speaker 5 9:56

Illinois, Rockford Illinois. I thought you was going to say you're from Bama.

Speaker 3 9:59

You ain't from Rockford.

Speaker 5 10:01

I'm all the way from Rockford Illinois.

Speaker 3 10:03

You enjoying yourself out here.

Speaker 5 10:05

I love every bit of out here man.

Speaker 6 10:08

You got all that cold shit.

Speaker 3 10:10

See for all the people saying it's cold.

Speaker 5 10:13

He probably like nah this is life, beautiful weather, beautiful women.

Speaker 6 10:18

You must have looked at you, a couple of Mexicans.

Speaker 1 10:23

Ain't wrong with it, boy Hell, nah, ain't wrong with it boy.

Speaker 6 10:25

Hell nah Shit.

Speaker 3 10:26

Ain't nothing wrong with it, boy, and you messed with us. When I come out here and your vision gets changed, I'm going to tell you they lied to us, bro.

Speaker 6 10:34

They told me this place is all fucked up, prejudiced and shit, I got out of this motherfucker. It was a smorgasbord.

Speaker 2 10:41

I'm serious bro.

Speaker 6 10:42

I'm from Alabama, man. We can fuck with the white women Like I said. It got said like, so we couldn't mess with no white women.

Speaker 1 10:48

You couldn't mess with them, shit.

Speaker 6 10:53

Boy, what you doing? Looking at that white girl. Yeah, yeah, got out here, man.

Speaker 5 11:02

A whole different ball game.

Speaker 6 11:03

You ain't lying.

Speaker 5 11:05

I look at this as Egypt. I look at it as ancient Comet.

Speaker 4 11:09

Okay.

Speaker 5 11:11

I look at the mounds and I see pyramid shapes on the mounds and everything.

Speaker 4 11:15

Well, okay, you ain't been out here in the summer yet though.

Speaker 5 11:18

huh, no, sir, I'm here.

Speaker 4 11:21

You might have a change of heart, but it's still better than the cold. You let me know. You might have a change of heart, but it's still better than the cold. You let me know.

Speaker 6 11:31

You see, in the mountains and pyramids. You see something like gold. You let me know I found it.

Speaker 3 11:38

I used to work with an old dude.

Speaker 6 11:39

He used to go panning for gold he used to come up sometimes.

Speaker 3 11:42

Oh did he? Oh damn, that's alright, my panning for gold. Yeah. He can come up sometime. Oh did he yeah, oh damn, yeah, yeah, no, that's alright.

Speaker 6 11:47

You better not tell nobody.

Speaker 3 11:49

Hey, we're gonna sit up here and, uh, get filled in with stories.

Speaker 2 11:52

Right, we didn't say no names, so we can Of uh.

Speaker 3 11:54

Yeah, our guest trip Out here to uh AZ from Illinois, yep.

Speaker 1 12:01

So hey, welcome.

Speaker 3 12:03

What spot have you hit already? Like what? What's one of the spots that you like Like?

Speaker 5 12:07

Like Sauce.

Speaker 3 12:09

Sauce.

Speaker 1 12:09

Sauce yeah, wait Sauce or Salt.

Speaker 5 12:12

Salt Salt.

Speaker 6 12:13

Oh Salt yeah.

Speaker 5 12:16

Salt is good, that's good. I said Sauce, my bad.

Speaker 3 12:19

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sauce, okay, I picked it up. Yeah, yeah, that's up. What night did you go?

Speaker 5 12:26

What night.

Speaker 3 12:26

Yeah.

Speaker 5 12:27

Oh man, it had to be.

Speaker 3 12:29

Like a Friday, it was.

Speaker 5 12:31

Yeah, I think it was a Saturday.

Speaker 3 12:33

Hey Westgate, westgate cracks on the weekend boy.

Speaker 6 12:37

Shit, we got to take you to motherfucking AJ's on shopping days. What's AJ's?

Speaker 5 12:43

Grocer's. Oh yeah, Goddamn on shopping days.

Speaker 6 12:44

What's AJ's His grocery store? Oh yeah, Scottsdale.

Speaker 3 12:46

AJ's public food.

Speaker 6 12:47

That mother right across the street from the gym boy. Yes, sir.

Speaker 4 12:51

Superman took you to Scottsdale right.

Speaker 5 12:54

Yeah, where did y'all go?

Speaker 6 12:56

We just was sightseeing, yeah, should have went to AJ bro Find food. Went there and got you a sandwich or something. Yeah, food they went in there and got you a sandwich or something. Yeah, man, they in there.

Speaker 2 13:04

I took them over to Fashion Square.

Speaker 3 13:08

Oh yeah, yeah, that's good over there. That's good, you can't go wrong, I don't really go.

Speaker 6 13:11

I can't drink that far away from home, but he got an ankle bracelet.

Speaker 4 13:17

No, no, no no.

Speaker 6 13:19

I have these rules. I got to keep myself in check. Okay, see, I ain't 75 days in, bro, I'm like 75 minutes in.

Speaker 1 13:29

I'm like 75 minutes in.

Speaker 6 13:31

I ain't had nothing since 75 minutes, so he had to relinquish all his coins.

Speaker 4 13:36

Steve, turn them up.

Speaker 2 13:40

I know right, he got no change in this pocket. So you know like I was telling him, like I know right, he got no change in this pocket. So you know like you know.

Speaker 6 13:48

I was telling him, like, I have my truck that ain't trained yet because it's fairly new to me. See my old one, if I drive that one I ain't going to get no play with the women's, so I can't really drive that one, but that one will get me home safe. That one been trying to test it I done. Woke up in front of the house with that motherfucker Engine still running. Motherfucker, that ain't no joke. That motherfucker got 305,000 miles on that motherfucker. That motherfucker like a transformer?

Speaker 2 14:17

Yeah, that motherfucker.

Speaker 6 14:19

I don't know how we got here, but I just said you know what, one time that motherfucker got me home I went and got some 93 and put in that bitch.

Speaker 3 14:25

Yeah, you know what. One time that motherfucker got me home I went and got some 93 and put in that bitch yeah, you deserve the best here, baby, we're going to give you some good octane boost.

Speaker 1 14:32

Hey, here's some 93 and a little octane boost for your trouble oh hell, no I just don't know, man.

Speaker 6 14:38

But I got a little better now I don't do that much. I got old now Shit, that's all.

Speaker 5 14:44

You got to watch that old man. Words got power to them, shit man, you can't beat Father Time bro, father, time Father.

Speaker 6 14:53

Time is undefeated.

Speaker 3 14:54

Oh no, hey, it definitely is boy.

Speaker 6 14:56

Shit that motherfucker undefeated.

Speaker 3 15:00

Hey, which one of y'all want to tell y'all story first.

Driver Denies Passenger Based on Size

Speaker 2 15:03

Steve, my topic of the day. I just think it Right. I know y'all probably heard some of this, but I want to get your. Take this motherfucking rapper, so-called rapper tried to catch a Lyft and was denied by the driver. Catch a lift, and was denied by the driver. The driver said oh no, you are too big to get in my car, and pulled off Now from Detroit, from Detroit, the rapper weighs over 500 pounds.

Speaker 6 15:45

I know who you're talking about. That's the guy that wheel up on stage and he just sit there and rap, right? No, this is a girl.

Speaker 1 15:51

This is a girl. Hold on, hold, on hold on.

Speaker 2 15:54

Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 15:55

Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 2 15:56

She look like when she walks. She look like the penguin.

Speaker 1 15:59

Her arms set like a trisom Let me see it man.

Speaker 6 16:03

Her arms set on a trisom, Let me see it, man Damn. You know I like big ass Her arms set on her stomach like this that's how short they are.

Speaker 2 16:09

They like this short, like she got middle arms and if she tried to fit in his little he had a Toyota Camry. If he tried to sit inside the backseat of that Toyota Camry, then she that prime real estate.

Speaker 6 16:28

Hey bro.

Speaker 2 16:28

I'm just saying now, she weighed over 500 pounds, she wanted to get in and he said he said no. Now she says she's suing lift saying that, uh, he discriminated against her weight. Wait, wait, now I did some research. If you are a Lyft driver, you can decline anyone if you feel that they will. One, damage your vehicle in any way, shape or form. Two, actually hurt you. So you know you're in imminent danger. You know you don't feel safe. You don't have to. If they, too, inebriate it, you don't have to pick them up. And so those are the three things. So if they're gonna damage your vehicle because if they damage your vehicle with lyft or uber, you know the person that has to pay for that is you, because it's your vehicle, it's not the company, right, right? So secondly, if they're inebriated in any type of way, they're gonna be throwing up in your car or have some type of biohazard that that you don't, you don't have to take them, you can decline them.

Speaker 2 17:35

And then lastly oh, it's the fear for your life. Yeah, if you fear for your life. So he was like hell, no, bitch your ass too big, you will damage my suspension. And so he was like I am not going, and he said it nicely. He didn't say like oh, bitch you too big, he was just like oh, no, no, no. He was like I cannot take you in my car. You have to call another Uber driver. You have to have a plus sign, right.

Speaker 4 18:02

She needs an SUV, right uber driver, you gotta have a plus sign right, she needs an suv, right, not my little car lift xl, right?

Speaker 2 18:10

so if you now you you heard, you already know you need a lift xl, why would you try to get the toy, the toyota uh it's cheaper. Why would you try to get the toyota prius when you know you can't fit in that bitch?

Speaker 3 18:21

oh, you think she did it knowing she wanted to sue?

Speaker 2 18:24

No, she did it because she wanted to be cheap, because the XL cost $12 more. Oh, so the XL cost $12 more, but you can get in that bitch comfortably.

Speaker 4 18:37

She was like saying yeah, I can fit, I can fit.

Speaker 2 18:39

Right, he was saying no, you can't, no, you can't.

Speaker 4 18:42

Yeah.

Speaker 6 18:43

I mean.

Speaker 2 18:45

How's she going to fit what?

Speaker 6 18:46

if he got to the destination, who's going to get out? Hold on.

Speaker 2 18:50

Before that, remember if she damages anything in your car, let's just say she grabs onto the headrest and she pulls that mud, puts her weight on it and it bends back. Who's going to pay for that? It ain't her, it's him. He's got to pay for that. It ain't her, it's him. He got to pay for that, not only that because he let, because he let her in because she let her, but he could deny the ride

Speaker 1 19:11

right, he can deny the right so that's the, that's the conundrum.

Speaker 2 19:14

Yeah, he can deny the ride and just tell her in what she did. He said hey, I'm on, I'm you gotta call someone else, like you know, xl, but I cannot let you in my car because it's too little, wow.

Speaker 3 19:29

So she's trying to use that as.

Speaker 6 19:31

Right Get your big fat, musty ass out of my face. Man shoot A guy in that car. They had to use the jaws of life and cut that motherfucker open.

Speaker 2 19:39

Can you imagine if she grabbed the handle and she put her weight on that motherfucker door thing? She put her weight on that motherfucking door.

Speaker 6 19:46

What am I saying? She put her weight on and pulled the seat back. She stuck it in Right. So now they got to get the jaws of life they done broke the seat because she done, put her weight on it, trying to scoot in.

Speaker 4 19:50

Because now she going to try to sue, because she can't get out. Huh, the jaws of life.

Speaker 6 19:55

Yeah, oh, that motherfucker just opened up your metal it is nothing nice, it is nothing nice.

Speaker 4 20:01

Show that motherfucker in there, he's not only protecting his car, he's protecting like cause.

Speaker 6 20:07

She can probably sue saying If she got stuck, yeah, if she got stuck Right. But on the lighter side of things, you just can't not pick nobody up cause they fat I was just sped off.

Speaker 4 20:19

You know, what I'm saying. I would push the button.

Speaker 2 20:25

See, that's another option. Option Right, you're in the app. You can always Decline the ride, you can always Decline the ride Show up and just If you look inside, oh, hell, no.

Speaker 6 20:32

Keep going. He should have never. He should have never Rolled down the window. He should have never stopped.

Speaker 2 20:36

Right. He should have never Rolled down the window and talked to her.

Speaker 3 20:38

He should have just, he should have just going, and then cancel the ride.

Speaker 4 20:42

Once he said you know you can't fit now she has a discrimination charge.

Speaker 2 20:46

The app shows where the vehicle is, so if it's coming up, she'll see it.

Speaker 6 20:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But see, the thing is, the app shows your picture too, right it?

Speaker 2 20:58

don't show. It shows the driver's picture. It shows the picture of the driver, but it doesn't show the picture of the occupant, Unless you have that in your profile.

Speaker 6 21:09

And most of that time I know what I do with my picture.

Speaker 2 21:11

Right, because you got it in your profile, See.

Speaker 4 21:12

I don't have mine in my profile you had your kids set that up, didn't you?

Speaker 6 21:15

Oh, you know, I ain't set no shit up, I know.

Speaker 3 21:21

I ain't trying to be funny.

Speaker 2 21:25

I just trying to say, because I did the same thing I put my picture in my profile so I was like you will know who's calling you and who needs the ride. So when you come up it won't be just some drunk girl getting up saying hey, that's my uber, you know what I mean so that's why I did it.

Speaker 6 21:34

I'm checking my. I didn't do it. I didn't do it, so I just know when they come to the house it'd be me.

Speaker 2 21:40

Yeah, I didn't add no photo no photo, no on his, but I got a photo on mine. You got a photo on yours.

Speaker 6 21:47

Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 21:47

I got my USAA photo. I took a picture on my badge.

Speaker 6 21:51

You know you're a little vain. You would have had a picture up there.

Speaker 1 21:53

I know nigga.

Speaker 6 21:54

Yeah, you is vain. Come on, silky.

Speaker 3 22:05

You wouldn't even pick hey Silky when you were younger. Silky, don't do. Silky, don't do big girls, silky, don't do big.

Speaker 2 22:12

Silky discriminated, getting him in his car.

Speaker 6 22:15

They would have sued you and Uber. You would have saw her. Silky would have said Stage love.

Speaker 4 22:23

I would have been like, didn't I ride, and I would have acted like I couldn love I would be like didn't I ride? Yeah, and I would have acted like I couldn't speak English no, hablo ingles no, hablo, ingles, you a big girl, girl.

Speaker 6 22:33

Did you see, how big she?

Speaker 2 22:34

was though, hey, joe would have got her in the back.

Speaker 6 22:36

You would have put her in the back. What that mouth do.

Speaker 4 22:40

Joe, you would have been like here.

Speaker 3 22:42

I'm going to go ahead you taking it down, joe, what that mouth do hey, you know, joe ain't a screaming name, joe a real one.

Speaker 6 22:50

I'm going to tell you I don't really do it, no more my hip can't take it. Yeah, because you have that hip surgery you know I ain't got but one good hip, so I got to.

Speaker 4 23:01

I got to preserve that and it's been doing pretty good now, so he can't be on top.

Speaker 2 23:07

This ride has a weight restriction right, this ride has a weight restriction now I do it didn't used to. Joe got a weight restriction if you in the airplane, don't you got a weight restriction, don't you got to buy two seats if your ass too big?

Speaker 4 23:21

Yeah, exactly, her ass would have to buy three.

Speaker 6 23:28

How much does she really weigh? You're saying 500? Over 500.

Speaker 3 23:30

She looks like she would she over 500,. Bro, let me pull up a picture Is she over 500?

Speaker 6 23:35

You just saying that because fat don't weigh a whole lot.

Speaker 2 23:37

No, she over 500, bro. Look at the picture Joe oh. Yeah, Wait, Look at the picture Joe, oh yeah, wait, hold on.

Speaker 4 23:45

What type of face is that? Is that a face of Like a tournament? Is that? Too, big for you Joe. Or is he looking at her like?

Speaker 6 23:51

Hey, hey, does she look like a toaster street. She got two asses.

Speaker 1 23:56

Hey.

Speaker 3 23:57

That motherfucker got an ass in front, damn. Hey, he used to say Y'all see, I don't even want to be this person, right, but At what point do? You in front of the ass in the bus he used to say I don't even want to be this person, right, but at what point do you be like man?

Speaker 4 24:09

I think look at yourself in your mirror.

Speaker 3 24:11

I think I need to start working out.

Speaker 6 24:13

I don't think working out ain't going to help that. No.

Speaker 3 24:15

Like. If it's a like, if it's a sickness or something, it's too late oh yeah, they, yeah you just don't

Speaker 6 24:26

want to at least they in here. You know damn well. You know too late for the month. Joseph, I know how you are. You, at least they in here stop. You know damn well it's too late. Bitch you 70 years old 180 pounds, I don't mean 200 pounds.

Speaker 5 24:44

She look like she gonna be bad If she lose some weight. Hey.

Speaker 3 24:48

No, that is, that is true. She got a pretty face. No, that's very true, yeah.

Speaker 6 24:51

I never.

Speaker 2 24:52

Hey, you don't see too many Ugly fat girls? No, you don't, if you think about it.

Speaker 3 24:59

Hey, guess what? Let me say one other thing too. You got one at work. Fat girls, fat girls always got pretty feet Because they don't wear heels.

Speaker 1 25:09

That makes sense, I'm assuming, allegedly Shout out to all the BBWs.

Speaker 6 25:14

All the big beautiful women out there in the world. The thing about it is they know how to distract you. You know what I'm saying. Oprah taught him Put that flower on the shoulder and shit. So you go in there and you look at the flower, not the rest of it.

Speaker 3 25:31

Okay.

Speaker 6 25:32

I'm serious.

Speaker 2 25:34

It's the law of distraction, you got to distract them. It's the law of distraction Damn Shit.

Speaker 1 25:41

You know I got you.

Speaker 6 25:42

You want me to go to story time? Oh shit, oh shit. He said you don't want me to go to story time.

Speaker 5 25:48

Shit, I don't want to go to story time. God damn it. Oh, let me hear it. I got love for my big one.

Speaker 6 25:53

Man I was in, I'm with you, I would date her.

Speaker 3 25:56

You would, yeah, I would date her.

Speaker 1 26:00

Man, it's tax season that nigga capping, that nigga capping, he capping man, he capping that nigga, this cat look nice and fit it's tax season.

Speaker 2 26:10

She gonna.

Speaker 3 26:12

She gonna put it.

Speaker 1 26:13

On your ass.

Dating and Relationship Dynamics Conversations

Speaker 5 26:13

You know what. You know what Fuck that. At least she didn't keep me warm, man. You know what Fuck that. You know what Fuck that.

Speaker 1 26:20

Look here's the thing, this guy here is fucked up.

Speaker 6 26:24

I'm just telling you, man, he started talking like that.

Speaker 2 26:31

I actually lit up man.

Speaker 6 26:33

You know, I got a kindred spirit here. Then he talk about oh just fucking around, man. I thought I had a kindred spirit here, bro. That's fucked up, man. I just met you.

Speaker 5 26:45

You don't do people like that. You don't do people like that. We gotta learn to love our big women. Man.

Speaker 6 26:49

I like big women, I always have.

Speaker 4 26:53

To his credit, he always said you gotta be too something to do something. But she finds something you ain't gonna do, that.

Speaker 5 26:59

But what if you loved her? What if she wasn't like that when you met her?

Speaker 4 27:04

and she got nah she ain't get like that. Nah, she ain't gonna get like that. I wouldn't allow her to get that, nah she ain't get like that.

Speaker 3 27:10

It ain't up to you.

Speaker 5 27:10

Nah, yes, it is you ain't gonna allow it to happen. I wouldn't allow it to happen to somebody else.

Speaker 3 27:15

Hell, no right and then, if it does, be.

Speaker 2 27:19

You know, I got an exit stage left.

Speaker 3 27:22

Cause, then Cause. Therefore, you kinda had a common goal and then you kinda, like you know, got off track.

Speaker 1 27:31

You choosing that food over me.

Speaker 3 27:32

Yeah, they just assume Like oh. I got em.

Speaker 1 27:37

I'ma keep em.

Speaker 3 27:39

So you just like.

Speaker 4 27:42

So like if she's 150 Right now, when you met her.

Speaker 3 27:46

No, I'm just saying Okay, you meet her. She's 150 180, 190.

Speaker 4 27:55

She get over 200, 220.

Speaker 1 27:58

Well, I'm just saying the start off is 150.

Speaker 4 28:01

The start date is 150, and then she, 10 years years later, 250. At that point you'd be.

Speaker 2 28:08

No, 10 years later nigga she 350. That's nature, though. 350, that's.

Speaker 6 28:12

That's nature. Though they're going to get big, anyway they're going to get big. Yeah, but 150 to 220, okay, I can deal with it. If you marry a skinny chick right now, 10 years later, that motherfucker going to be halfway bigger than the motherfucker. I'm telling you you said halfway.

Speaker 5 28:29

She don't want to watch her calories.

Speaker 4 28:32

I mean at some point, at some point as her man, you got to take control.

Speaker 6 28:36

And don't fuck around and have two or three kids. You can blame it all on the kids. You got to take control, bro. Oh, that's my baby fat, that's your son in college, hey.

Speaker 5 28:46

Sound like you talking about a Mexican woman.

Speaker 6 28:49

Shit, no, they, oh no, I mess with a few of them. They straight.

Speaker 5 28:56

They straight.

Speaker 6 28:57

But them the ones in the gym. Now, though, the Mexicans yeah. That's all that's in there now. Getting them booties right. Getting them booties right. The older Mexican chicks in the channel.

Speaker 3 29:06

Shit Looking right. Huh, they looking straight.

Speaker 6 29:08

Shit Now I don't see too many sisters in there.

Speaker 3 29:11

Still Still.

Speaker 2 29:13

Still Nigga to this day.

Speaker 3 29:16

Hey, and we'll straight.

Speaker 2 29:17

To this day.

Speaker 3 29:24

And we'll sit up here and get mad at you, two of them. Well, get mad. Hey, here's. Here's a shout out yeah to all the black chicks out there. Two of them is too late now if you, if you want to sit up here and if you want to get mad, y'all can say whatever y'all want I hey, I say love.

Speaker 1 29:35

Who the hell you?

Speaker 3 29:35

want to love. But if it's a gentleman and he finds I would say a white woman Because that, you know, that seemed to be the I'm just saying because it's not. I mean, she's not a woman of color, so I just say a white woman. Okay, if they met in the gym, well, that's kind of like Common, that's their common ground.

Speaker 1 29:57

Yeah, Right.

Speaker 3 29:59

So no, I'm just going, but you going somewhere and they be like, oh, look at him with that white woman, like, oh, where did they meet? Yeah, you know, I'm just using the gym as an example, because that's where he always goes, that's where she always goes Kind of met up. A little bit in common, yeah, and from there just kind of met up. A little bit in common, yeah, so, and from there just kind of like blossom, but you sitting up there talking about them from outside the gym, right.

Speaker 6 30:32

Because you usually meet them, motherfuckers, at the club. But oh, and the only thing we got in common at the club is chicken and vodka.

Speaker 3 30:41

Yup.

Speaker 2 30:42

I thought you didn't drink vodka.

Speaker 6 30:43

I don't drink vodka.

Speaker 3 30:45

I don't get no comment, and I like the way you twerk. All we got is chicken.

Speaker 6 30:49

Right, I'm telling you for real though. You go to the club, you know, but a lot of chicks these days are like hey, you looking at me, won't you buy me a drink? You don't give a nigga a chance to be a gentleman, or nothing.

Speaker 4 31:03

They don't, though, Okay so it's funny we got into this subject, so I was talking to my barber today. Shout out, cedric, he's recently divorced.

Speaker 1 31:15

The entertainer.

Speaker 4 31:16

He's in the streets.

Speaker 1 31:18

Are you happy?

Speaker 4 31:22

So I said how's the dating life going right? Like man, all these women want is 200 dinners. He's like they all the same. 200 dinners. You gotta, you know, wine and dine them.

Speaker 2 31:35

Oh, he must be on tinder. Nah, he said he just mean to my walmarts and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 31:41

Yeah, you know he's like man. He's like he's like he has. Yeah, you know he's like man, he's like he has a friend that's 60, he's dating. You know, even in 60 year olds is looking for these $200, $300 dinners and stuff like that. That's crazy. You know what.

Speaker 3 31:52

I'm blaming Social media. This is Arizona. Hey, I want my guy's take right here, like on the like, the dating scene and going out on dates yeah, that's right what you saying. So what's your take on, like the dinners? I mean, listen, the $200 dinner is okay. Sometimes you cooking, I'm cooking, here's my thing. Sometime you cooking, I'm cooking, here's my thing, the times, and obviously that's, like you know, an anniversary dinner or something Special occasion, but you sit up here even when you sit up here and you pay the bill.

Speaker 3 32:36

You know the bill. Let's say you get the bill. No, not drinkers. So the bill be like $180, $200. I'm sure it goes a little higher, right, you know when you're drinking, but obviously not being drinkers.

Speaker 5 32:51

I honestly don't have it. I honestly feel like it shouldn't take that much to gain a woman's attention right saying like, saying like men. We try to go so hard to try to impress these women hey, I absolutely agree.

Speaker 3 33:08

Yeah, and that's like you buying her love or her attention.

Speaker 5 33:13

I'll take you home and cook for you.

Speaker 4 33:14

You know what I'm saying hey that shows effort better than it seemed to me. I wouldn't want to take her out on a nice restaurant on his first date anyway no on the first date. Why not? Because one it's to me. I wouldn't want to take her out to a nice restaurant on his first date anyway?

Speaker 3 33:24

No, on the first date.

Speaker 4 33:24

Why not? Because one it's more of an intimate setting.

Speaker 3 33:29

Okay, now I got a question, remember I was just saying talking about the Maybach. Okay, so now you know, let's say the Maybach is like $250,000, $300,000, right, so you got about six, seven, eight mil in the bank. Would you steal like the $200,000? Because I know it's all relative.

Speaker 4 33:52

That's a different tax bracket. It ain't tricking anybody, no, no, no, yeah. Yeah, that's a different tax bracket. I get it, I understand that, but in my current tax bracket, no Right. So for me, I want to take her somewhere chill.

Speaker 5 34:07

Where there's no distractions, no distractions.

Speaker 4 34:09

You can get to know You're loose. Yeah, you loose. You're somewhere you know everyone feels comfortable. You take her to Nobu now. Yeah, that boy in there, that prime 44.

Speaker 3 34:20

Booty tight Looking at the window. She just sat up here poured her phone off taking selfies. Bitch, get your goddamn phone.

Speaker 5 34:32

Hey In my career as a tech director. Pay for this shit yourself.

Speaker 6 34:36

I'm going to go for a young motherfucker. Fuck it. That don't know.

Speaker 4 34:40

They get worse.

Speaker 1 34:42

You get a young motherfucker.

Speaker 6 34:42

You ain't got nothing, you ain't got to spend no money.

Speaker 1 34:43

I that don't know. Hey, now here's. They get worse cause, see, you get a young motherfucker you been away and got nothing shit.

Speaker 6 34:45

You ain't gotta spend no money.

Speaker 5 34:46

I don't know where. Young, when you came from, you ain't gotta spend no money cause again.

Speaker 3 34:50

There's a few of them. You try to get some old. You fix that bitch house so like an older woman same story today.

Speaker 4 34:59

He was saying he was talking to a chick, younger, younger, 21 year old bank. So he's like what you looking?

Speaker 3 35:05

for oh, how old is he, he's all right.

Speaker 4 35:07

46, 47, he's about my age, so, um, so he's like yeah, uh, yeah, what type of man you're looking for? She's like well, someone that makes 80k 26 27 26, 27, now a lot of 26, 27 year olds. Don-olds, don't make 80K, okay.

Speaker 6 35:24

Okay.

Speaker 4 35:24

But again she's 21. She want to be winding down looking for a dude making 80K.

Speaker 5 35:31

What is she?

Speaker 4 35:32

making.

Speaker 1 35:33

See exactly. She ain't making shit. She's a bank teller Bank teller.

Speaker 3 35:38

She ain't making no 80,000.

Speaker 1 35:39

40,000.

Speaker 6 35:40

She put her hand on 80,000 every day.

Speaker 2 35:44

Yeah, 80,000. She put her hand On 80,000 every day, yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 35:45

That's why she won. Like, give me my money.

Speaker 6 35:46

I'm taking, I'm saying, I'm saying that Like the young one, right, you know, all you gotta do Is like One or two times you good, you know what I'm saying. But the older chicks they more like they want.

Speaker 4 36:01

They want established. They want to be.

Speaker 6 36:02

Wine and dine. You know they want all your time they want all the time they want you to come over and fix the house and shit. And you know the motherfucker be telling you my last man, we used to watch my car and shit. Oh, damn, that kind of shit. You know what I mean? Right, but see, the thing is that's the older chicks, younger chicks, man, you can take them Grocery shopping man, guess what? All you gotta buy Is a Fruit Loops.

Speaker 3 36:26

Hey, Apple Jacks? I think Obviously too.

Speaker 6 36:30

Some motherfucking Hot Pockets and shit.

Speaker 3 36:31

I know we're making Blanket statements, so I know not Every single older woman.

Speaker 6 36:37

Yeah, and every single Younger, woman, every single younger woman.

Speaker 3 36:39

Right right, a younger woman. But I mean, I get what you're saying. It just seems like the expectation for the older woman would be a little more you know just because, like she's probably had kids, you know, maybe divorced or been in relationships.

Speaker 6 36:55

Obviously I'm going to place the blame where it's supposed to be at All you athletic niggas come out here playing all these balls. You got a soccer team. You got a baseball team. You got an arena team. You got a motherfucking Fuck the strip club. Can't go to the strip club because everybody wants you to throw fucking $20 for a dance.

Speaker 3 37:14

It used to be $5, $10.

Speaker 4 37:18

You live in a major market. This is a major market.

Speaker 1 37:20

These niggas come out here and throw Twitters and shit.

Speaker 3 37:24

Hey, it wasn't a major market.

Speaker 2 37:25

You can't even go to strip clubs. No more, not when we first came out here.

Speaker 3 37:28

Remember he first came out. When'd you first come out? I?

Speaker 6 37:30

first came out of this motherfucker, you go to strip clubs A dollar nigga, it was the Phoenix Suns.

Speaker 3 37:38

It was just the Phoenix Suns.

Speaker 6 37:39

They still in St Louis I think Then, when they came out, so he can talk about it. When we came out, you might not believe it.

Speaker 3 37:51

Everything.

Speaker 6 37:52

You might not believe it. They didn't have all that shit out here. Hell, it was still cornfields out here. I sound like the real old guy now, but still.

Speaker 3 38:01

I get what you're saying though.

Speaker 6 38:04

I used to work security and watch the heavy equipment when they was building the 17. They watched the heavy equipment when they was building the 17. Buster the chef bro, I had to walk to school.

Speaker 5 38:18

So you was around when it was really the Wild, wild West.

Speaker 6 38:22

Nah, that fuck though.

Speaker 4 38:26

Horse and carriage. He had guns.

Speaker 3 38:28

Talking about shooting because I mean, look, so you was here. You was here when it was one sports, yeah, it was great.

Speaker 6 38:35

The phoenix was the main role. Yeah, no, it was bethany, I thought it wasn't campbell bethany home, baby Cause Bethany home, went straight to the base. Oh okay, yep, you got it. You know what?

Speaker 2 38:47

I'm saying that, motherfucker went.

Speaker 6 38:48

You get on Bethany home, go straight to the base, boom Cause. See, you know, I used to come up here when I was in the military, yeah, and we used to Go to the base and we can get a hotel room For like ten dollars, $10.

Speaker 2 39:01

Shit, can't do that shit now. Can't do that shit now. See the base used to be out there, right?

Speaker 4 39:05

So when you went to the base it was out of the box, yeah.

Speaker 6 39:07

and then they had Air Force chicks on there. Man, them motherfuckers were good looking over there, boy. We had a big range here Air Force chicks. Then they had the Jockey Club and all these clubs and shit.

Speaker 3 39:17

Hey, I used to hear about the Jockey Club. Listen, you can go, I'm going to tell you how we did it. The Jockey Club was that was a waiting to a tale.

Speaker 1 39:25

Yeah, oh yeah. It was, wasn't it Like when they did the movie, when they did?

Speaker 4 39:29

the movie yeah, yeah At the Jockey Club.

Strip Club Stories and Nightlife Experiences

Speaker 3 39:30

Yeah, I think that scene was at the Jockey Club.

Speaker 6 39:32

We used to go to the Black Angus, that motherfucker was a restaurant butt, your freak on and you party like a motherfucker boy shit. And then we fuck with sisters Friday and Saturday. Sunday we was over at Bobby McGee's or somewhere fucking with white girls. We had that shit, man. We had it mapped out bro it was all weekend. Man, this place was great. The native.

Speaker 4 40:02

New Yorker. We used to go to the native New Yorker and they didn't get weekend thing.

Speaker 6 40:04

Man, this place was great. Get this though the native New Yorker. We used to go to the native New Yorker and get fucked up. It was 10 cent wings. Can you believe that shit? 10 cent wings. I remember them days you caught that motherfucker with $10, nigga, you was cold boy.

Speaker 3 40:19

Whole piece, Then the Phoenix Cardinals or Arizona, whatever they call it.

Speaker 6 40:26

Then they showed up a few years later. It was Phoenix for their first game. Phoenix Cardinals, yeah, yeah, and they played at ASU.

Speaker 3 40:33

Yeah, they had no stadium yeah.

Speaker 4 40:34

I remember that. And then I told you that's when it started, buddy Ryan said, well, this is Arizona team, not just Phoenix.

Speaker 6 40:41

And then they changed the name to Arizona Cardinals.

Speaker 3 40:42

They would have been fine being the Phoenix Cardinals, but Arizona Cardinals, I don't get it. It don't really matter, they suck they suck man.

Speaker 4 40:51

They suck, but I know they fucked up the game they could be any Cardinals.

Speaker 3 40:54

I can tell you that.

Speaker 6 40:55

What game Shit? I told you what a game, man. That's all chicks want now Fucking $200,000 niggas.

Speaker 3 41:04

So it got worse when the Phoenix Cardinals got here. Yeah, okay, because they like said, because the Phoenix Suns was here.

Speaker 2 41:13

They was an expansion team Diamondbacks.

Speaker 3 41:15

Yeah, they was an expansion team. I think he blaming it on the football players.

Speaker 6 41:18

Football players.

Speaker 3 41:20

That's when they got crazy.

Speaker 6 41:22

They go to the skyate nigga and sit on the speaker and be surrounded by hoes and niggas and shit and they popping bottles and shit. You and that motherfucker can't even get a drink.

Speaker 5 41:34

Damn. I just went to a little strip club I heard called Ash Lounge, y'all ever heard of it. Strip club.

Speaker 3 41:39

Where's that at, that's a strip club Somewhere close by Levine Ash Lounge. Y'all ever heard of it?

Speaker 5 41:41

Strip Club? Never heard of it. Where's that? At Ash Lounge.

Speaker 3 41:43

Ash Lounge.

Speaker 5 41:44

That's a strip club Somewhere close by Levine.

Speaker 3 41:47

Oh damn.

Speaker 5 41:48

Yeah, it's 20 to get in. Oh damn man boy, they in the big booty chicks.

Speaker 3 41:55

I ain't never even heard of that, I haven't either.

Speaker 6 42:04

The Mexicans throwing all the money though, though. Ash Lounge yeah, nice kids was in there making it rain, damn Ash Lounge. I ain't never heard of that Ash Lounge y'all. I'm going to have to go check it out.

Speaker 3 42:09

Ash Lounge. I'm about to Google it Level up.

Speaker 2 42:11

I know we don't fact check, but we're going to look that one up. Hey y'all, hey listen.

Speaker 3 42:15

Y'all know what type of show we run here.

Speaker 6 42:17

We'll talk and we'll look stuff up later, man you know, dolomite said everybody look kung fu and titties.

Speaker 5 42:25

Ash, I was in there talking to a female and I told her I was a cyposexual. What? Yeah, because you know I'm intrigued by intellectual conversation. When I'm talking to a female, and most of these females today, they don't. They don't you would get to talking about something positive.

Speaker 3 42:45

They'll run from day they don't, they don't, you would get to talking about something positive.

Speaker 6 42:47

They around from you know what I'm saying I'll be like, oh yeah, he's, he's too spiritual.

Speaker 5 42:49

He ain't never heard what's your knowledge yeah, okay, let you talk about some money.

Speaker 4 42:55

They just see it on the instagram page. Let me see.

Speaker 3 42:59

Ay.

Speaker 6 42:59

Let me see Ay Shh they probably like the same chick from Chicas.

Speaker 5 43:09

Is it all Mexican chicks? No, it's mostly black. Mustang Sally they got a lot of Spanish chicks in there too.

Speaker 6 43:15

Mustang Sally. You know what I'm saying. Last time I went to Mustang Sally, they couldn't even get on the pole. Those motherfuckers are big. They was walking around on the floor with shit. They was rolling on the pole with them motherfuckers that big. They was walking around on the floor and shit they was rolling on the floor and shit. I was like whoa man them motherfuckers is just rolling.

Speaker 3 43:30

Ash Love, yeah, that's. I've never heard of that.

Speaker 6 43:33

They fucking in that thing, you know God damn Allegedly, they do that, allegedly, alleg, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. They do that at Dirt.

Speaker 5 43:43

Let me make sure I say that yeah.

Speaker 6 43:46

Yeah, hell, yeah. Yeah, man, that's nice right there. I'm going to have to go check that out. I ain't been to one in a minute. Tell me how it is, joe, oh yeah.

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Speaker 4 43:56

Tell me how it is Shit.

Speaker 6 43:58

I went to the Shitty Titty once. Boy, that motherfucker nice, the, what that's what the locals call it Over there Glendale, over there the shitty titty.

Speaker 1 44:12

What the hell? What is it? It's the Sajan.

Speaker 6 44:13

San, the strip club on Sajan San. You know, sajan San is the bar across the street and then the strip club same name across the street from it, oh damn. And they got a novelty shop right next to the bar. This man said in glendale okay, it's right across by the base, that's not really glendale that's litchfield. Yeah, yeah, it's right at the base, right there okay, you know I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 44:39

Yeah, okay, I had a picture of the area. I was like, oh, okay, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 44:42

Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 6 44:46

That's a good thing, man, good thing, good thing Now. Okay, that was, you did the Instagram, now you did the fat chick, yeah.

Speaker 3 44:54

He did, what did he?

Speaker 4 44:55

do he didn't do it yet, that's in their Instagrams.

Speaker 3 44:59

Yeah, See, I told you to look. A lot of times I don't look because I want like a real true reaction.

Speaker 4 45:05

So came across a story today. Chick got pregnant in jail. She's in jail for killing her boyfriend, Shot him in the leg, so he must have bled out. He bled out right, oh wait, the chick, the chick.

Speaker 6 45:20

It happened to a friend of mine, okay.

Speaker 4 45:22

So she got pregnant no contact whatsoever, no conjugal, no nothing. Got pregnant in jail by another inmate yes, a male inmate, another male inmate.

Speaker 6 45:35

Who identifies? As a woman he identifies as a woman no A male inmate, a male inmate.

Speaker 2 45:43

So it's a co-ed prison Must be a co-ed prison.

Speaker 4 45:44

It's the holding area.

Speaker 1 45:46

It was the holding cell. They got him in isolation. They got him in isolation.

Speaker 2 45:53

And it's the holding cells before they go to the max security or whatever it is. They were supposed to go. They both got life, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 46:02

So he was like we might as well go get this in no no.

Speaker 4 46:06

They never screwed, they never had intercourse.

Speaker 2 46:08

They never had intercourse.

Speaker 4 46:09

So they were talking through the vents.

Speaker 2 46:10

They were talking through the vents.

Speaker 4 46:13

And she was like oh yeah, we got. You know, they got to really know each other, started talking and whatever. So they developed some type of they had a string or whatever system where they can pass stuff through the vents.

Speaker 2 46:23

They pass notes through the vents.

Speaker 4 46:25

Pass notes through the vents, everything. So I guess he passed a straw, or something like that with semen in it. He did it for like Saran wrap. Saran wrap With semen in it so he would ejaculate some semen, she would pull it back through and she started injecting herself with the urinary tract Pap smear.

Speaker 1 46:45

I don't know what it is.

Speaker 4 46:46

UTI injection.

Speaker 2 46:47

Whatever?

Speaker 4 46:48

She ended up pregnant.

Speaker 3 46:49

So that stuff is real, yes, the shit is real, so wait, so hold on. He busted off.

Speaker 1 46:58

No, I got what you're saying, so what I'm?

Speaker 3 47:00

trying to figure out is if you sat up here because, remember, you've heard stories about chicks.

Speaker 6 47:05

She had to have an egg drop though.

Speaker 3 47:07

With the turkey basters, mm-hmm, uh-huh. Yes, I did think. I thought it literally had to be she ain't got to be excited or nothing.

Speaker 6 47:17

Drop the eggs, or nothing.

Speaker 4 47:19

I mean the eggs already dropped. Female, like when a woman has her period or I don't know how Listen?

Speaker 3 47:25

I have absolutely Biology 101, nigga, you remember?

Speaker 2 47:27

No, I don't Egg drops when a woman ovulates, egg drops and weights.

Speaker 4 47:31

Yeah, when she's ovulating, yeah, I mean her egg drops, but she's putting it up there with like something that deals with UTI. She can inject herself or whatever, something that deals with UTI, she can inject herself or whatever.

Speaker 3 47:43

So she's probably using the same thing as if like a lady, that's, you know, like if she can't get pregnant or if her husband, or if it's a same-sex marriage.

Speaker 4 47:57

Artificial insemination.

Speaker 2 48:02

How she obtain these products she ran around.

Speaker 6 48:03

I'm just saying she made it. No, no, how did she obtain these?

Speaker 1 48:04

products. She ran around, she made it.

Speaker 2 48:06

No, no, how did?

Speaker 4 48:07

she make them Because she just said she had a UTI. So they give you medical products in prison? Okay, especially women.

Speaker 2 48:14

So you take a sample.

Speaker 1 48:15

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 48:16

No, I have no idea how.

Speaker 6 48:19

So she said she had a track infection. They gave her some like a syringe.

Speaker 4 48:22

Syringe or something like that. So she can, so she can collect the and she was shooting herself up.

Speaker 2 48:27

Right With his spur she can vinegar it out.

Speaker 1 48:29

But the thing is they should have.

Speaker 6 48:31

They should have tested her for it. She was just taking her word for it.

Speaker 1 48:36

I don't think they can.

Speaker 6 48:37

You got a UTI, that shit gonna burn? I don't think if they can.

Speaker 2 48:40

Why would they waste money on the test when it's an easy fix?

Speaker 3 48:44

Yeah, yeah, just give you this ointment Right.

Speaker 6 48:46

Just give you this. Are they going to test from now on? Wow Praise.

Speaker 3 48:52

So that's a real story.

Speaker 6 48:53

huh, it's a real story, and so she thinks she's going to like get out of the life sentence now.

Speaker 2 48:59

No, no, no, they both still got their life she just don't have the baby in there.

Speaker 4 49:02

Because he wanted a baby. She wanted a baby. Who's?

Speaker 3 49:04

going to keep the baby, the system, the system. Yeah, it's going to be put right in foster care To the next of kin or whatever.

Speaker 1 49:10

Yeah, it could go to the next of kin. Yeah, it's going to go to the next of kin. The next of kin will get it.

Speaker 2 49:24

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, dang the miracle baby.

Speaker 3 49:26

They calling it the miracle baby, fertile myrtle, that's what that is. So if you sitting up here, you better sit up here. And If you having Unprotected sex or no, if you just having sex With a young lady, make sure you Take just having sex with a young lady, make sure you take that condom with you, flush it.

Speaker 6 49:50

Yeah, be like man that's crazy. She'd put that pill in her drink or something morning after.

Speaker 2 50:00

Kill everything he said. Put it in her coffee that you get her from Starbucks.

Speaker 6 50:04

I got you a latte, I bought the bus.

Speaker 3 50:08

Give me your mouth she can't get pregnant through her mouth, she can spit it out. That might have been Gerard, a story where, like a chick tried to do that with Drake the turkey baster, he put hot sauce on it.

Speaker 6 50:26

I don't buy that.

Speaker 3 50:28

Who going to go through all that?

Speaker 6 50:30

When I can just flush it.

Speaker 4 50:32

If I'm Drake, I'm going through.

Speaker 3 50:34

Well, second, look at how much money that nigga got. I'll be like whatever.

Speaker 6 50:38

I'll be here for real. All the money he got. He can stand two or three.

Speaker 2 50:42

Maybe he didn't want two or three. Look at Nick Cannon.

Speaker 4 50:44

That nigga got 14.

Speaker 3 50:47

He wanted him, he wanted him. Yeah, he's in good shape.

Speaker 2 50:51

Every time he got a million dollar paycheck he said I'm having another kid.

Speaker 3 50:54

You got like four 500 million First off hot sauce at nigga. Yeah, that's true, I don't know.

Speaker 2 51:01

You go around carrying hot sauce in your motherfucking pocket.

Speaker 4 51:04

Get some Frank's Red Hot Sauce.

Speaker 3 51:05

I'm poor, I'm poor and I don't carry hot sauce.

Speaker 6 51:08

You know what, though, think about it.

Speaker 2 51:09

Nigga, I don't even carry barbecue sauce. You know how much I love that sauce.

Speaker 6 51:12

You fuck around and get that shit on your.

Speaker 3 51:16

No, no no, no, you ain't going to want to touch nothing, no more.

Speaker 6 51:22

Yeah, you should. Oof man, I spilled some Zorby and Junior on my nuts one time. That was a bad feeling.

Speaker 4 51:28

Hey, I remember I accidentally rubbed some Ben Gay next to my nuts.

Speaker 6 51:31

Oh yeah, man, that's a bad feeling that one. Oh yeah, you don't know nothing about those Zorby and Junior, or Hell, no, that shit you know, Zora Benning Jr is supposed to be the the, the kill, all. You put it on your feet and put it on everywhere you shit kill everything.

Speaker 3 51:46

No, hey, I do know one thing talking about food might as well go ahead and y'all talking about hot sauce, yeah, I got something to say. Church's chicken they good. No, listen, I'm going to tell you this. When the hell did they start making you pay for dipping sauce?

Speaker 4 52:06

Oh, they make you pay dipping sauce.

Speaker 6 52:07

I don't get dipping sauce.

Speaker 3 52:09

I pay. Did you buy chicken tenders. No, listen, now that's where the first problem started. Oh, okay, the guy just started Because, hey, I'm going to be honest, I don't like Church's chicken chicken. I can only eat their tenders, the biscuits.

Speaker 2 52:24

Yeah, that's what I eat. And the fries, right, the fries and the Oprah. No, that's Popeye's, that's.

Speaker 3 52:28

Popeye's.

Speaker 6 52:29

No.

Speaker 2 52:30

I can eat Popeye's chicken. Yeah, yeah, I was thinking Popeye's.

Food and Cooking Conversations

Speaker 3 52:32

I can eat Popeye's chicken and KFC chicken, I can't eat church's chicken chicken, especially the spicy. And I just found out today, and it started way back from like a little kid. I was like, yeah, I'll eat it. So I sat up here. I was like give me the three-piece tender meal. And I was wondering why did this dude never ask me? He said which one for your side? I said give me the okra. I said I'm going to be bad tonight, right, yes, so he gave me my food. I was like hey, can I get the creamy jalapeno dipping sauce? Yes, he's like oh, we got to charge you. I charge.

Speaker 1 53:17

You just asked if I want a hot sauce, whatever he's like.

Speaker 3 53:21

Oh, it's 50 cent. I said, all right, give me two of them. I said a dollar won't break me, but two dollars. Will you ask for two dollars? I don't have it, I have a dollar Anyway. So I get it. I go out. I leave. Crack eat a couple pieces of okra. Crack open the box, nigga.

Speaker 6 53:49

I got two drumsticks and a breast you should have brought that home I'm sitting up here.

Speaker 1 53:53

You should have taken it.

Speaker 3 53:55

No, I had already pulled it off. I just started eating the skin. Like I like the skin Right, but I don't like the skin. Like I like the skin Right but I don't like you should have brought.

Speaker 1 54:01

That chicken on home.

Speaker 3 54:02

The meat, amen, and I was sitting there. So now I see why I had to pay, right.

Speaker 2 54:07

Cause I was like dude. Yeah, he put a three piece in. He put yeah.

Speaker 3 54:10

And I said A three piece Nigga, I've never so, since I was a little kid, never had little kid never had like some actual chicken growing up, church's chicken was the go-to right, because one it was the cheapest one yeah, I still, I just yeah, it's cheapest at popeyes, kfc, whatever you had close right.

Speaker 4 54:27

Yeah, we went to camp we had.

Speaker 3 54:28

We had little mom and pop back well we only had back then we only had church's chicken.

Speaker 4 54:33

Y'all only had church.

Speaker 3 54:34

Okay, but we all know now right we all know now that church's Like you said it was mom and pop Church's.

Speaker 4 54:37

Chicken. We all know, now that Church's is engineered chicken.

Speaker 5 54:42

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 54:43

They weren't engineered back then, we didn't know it was engineered.

Speaker 4 54:46

I thought a six-legged chicken was real. I'll get a drumstick.

Speaker 2 54:52

We had two drumsticks. Well, that bit for one Two drumsticks.

Speaker 4 54:56

But you get a wing that had six wings on it. I'm like God damn.

Speaker 6 55:02

I don't even know. That's because they fried with a steel stuck together. He said it's frozen together.

Speaker 2 55:10

You can't even say that with a straight face.

Speaker 6 55:14

It's like you take a handful of okra and throw it in there. It ain't going to separate.

Speaker 3 55:19

I had to do that with the okra too.

Speaker 6 55:21

They know what they were doing at that church.

Speaker 3 55:24

Hey, the dude, he just started it. Yeah, he just started it. Fuck that shit off, man he messed it up.

Speaker 6 55:29

But see where I come from. We had a church and called a chicken in a bun and that was it.

Speaker 1 55:37

That shit was good, it was a sandwich.

Speaker 6 55:39

Yeah, they just had one of them. Damn chicken tenders on a motherfucking bun. Uh-huh, and some goddamn sauce they came up with they made. I don't know where they made it from Right Ain't never seen it in no other church but that one.

Speaker 4 55:52

Hey, listen, if I'm going to get fried chicken, I'm going to the grocery store. That's just like Popeye's.

Speaker 3 55:56

Oh, what the fries Like fries or Safeway, oh yeah, fries.

Speaker 4 56:01

If I had to go to one of the places.

Speaker 3 56:03

I like Popeye's. I like Popeye's and KFC.

Speaker 2 56:06

When I was in the service, we had Popeye's.

Speaker 3 56:08

Yeah.

Speaker 1 56:08

I like Popeye's and KFC, that's all we had Popeye's.

Speaker 2 56:11

Burger King on base. That was it. But this Popeye's had Chicken tenders. I mean not chicken tenders but like chicken nuggets. They were like really real pieces of chicken that they dipped in batter and fried man them chicken nuggets was the best ever. Anytime I go through Georgia and I pass through Hinesville I stop off at Popeye's just to get that, because no other Popeye's has it. I thought all the Popeye's had that shit.

Speaker 4 56:36

I came home and I said oh yeah, we got a.

Speaker 2 56:38

Popeye's in Rockford we got a Popeye. I went to Popeye and said, hey, I want a 20-piece nugget. They were like we don't have nuggets here.

Speaker 5 56:43

I was like what you mean you don't have nuggets.

Speaker 2 56:46

I was so used to it. Man, I swear all they have. That shit was so good. I'm hungry, as if you go to Hinesville, make sure you get you some Popeye.

Speaker 4 56:58

I'm hungry. Joe, you frying some chicken tonight?

Speaker 3 57:01

What's on the menu, Joe? What's on Joe's menu?

Speaker 6 57:06

I'm making some motherfucking elk roast.

Speaker 3 57:10

Elk, roast Elk roast. Is that elk ass? No, hey, this dude Joe's a cooker. You'll never ask a chef where he gets his food from that's okay.

Speaker 6 57:28

My sister just called me. She already dropped me one, so I'm going to go.

Speaker 2 57:32

Okay.

Speaker 6 57:32

She said she's going to drop me one more and then I'm going to go pick it up.

Speaker 3 57:35

Oh, so elk For the summer.

Speaker 6 57:36

No, she did some deer.

Speaker 3 57:38

Oh, okay, okay, yeah, boo, and they do everything. Dude, oh dude, she, she gutted it.

Speaker 6 57:44

Well, she do all that, and then she cut the meat up, put it in a big cooler and then she take it to the plant, uh-huh. They make the, they process it.

Speaker 2 57:53

They Out of deer? Yeah, wow.

Speaker 6 57:57

I'm getting jalapeno Jalapeno cheddar Nick, jalapeno cheddar Bam. That's that shit right there, that's good.

Speaker 2 58:03

Yes, sir, that jalapeno cheddar man, that jalapeno cheddar. That's the hotlings I made on the grill man.

Speaker 1 58:10

I cooked them up. They burst the cheese. I give you a package.

Speaker 6 58:13

When I get it, oh yeah, that shit's good. Then I took the ground. They have it ground up like ground beef. I made some burgers out of that shit. That shit was good it's leaner too.

Speaker 3 58:24

So when are you going to make that? Tonight, tomorrow? I made that yesterday.

Speaker 6 58:28

Oh damn, the burgers got me some. Goddamn. I don't know if y'all know a thing about this, but that garlic spread, that big sound clip and that yellow tuck. Yeah, dog man. Hey, I heard about that.

Speaker 1 58:42

Put them. Hey, I got them big ass potato buns and put it on a cast iron skillet.

Speaker 6 58:48

Drop that jalapeno butter in there and cook them and then make my burger with that. Nice, Make some jalapeno. I ain't had motherfucking burgers with garlic buns, Garlic buns. If you ain't tried. Steve, that shit is a bomb.

Speaker 2 59:03

I know man my brother did that shit for me when I was up there.

Speaker 1 59:05

That shit is a bomb. I showed you how to cook a steak nigga.

Speaker 2 59:07

He got that bomb butter, that garlic butter, out, threw it on top of that steak and let that shit melt while he put all the seasonings on it. Heck, I said I ain't no steak dude. He said you gonna be a steak dude when you finish this man, I ate the whole thing. He said damn nigga, you clinked a bone. It was good, that shit was good.

Speaker 6 59:26

No, but I think we we should probably Do something tomorrow.

Speaker 2 59:31

For the Super.

Speaker 6 59:31

Bowl.

Speaker 4 59:32

That's next week. No Super Bowl next week.

Speaker 1 59:34

Oh, next week.

Speaker 6 59:35

We supposed to go to that.

Speaker 2 59:36

Westgate thing.

Speaker 6 59:37

Next week.

Speaker 4 59:39

Are y'all going?

Speaker 2 59:39

What's at Westgate?

Speaker 4 59:41

Oh yeah, like the.

Speaker 2 59:42

Fan Fest, or like.

Speaker 1 59:43

Verizon.

Speaker 2 59:44

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 59:46

I'm going to hang out for a little bit. I ain't going to be down there that long. Rory want me to cook something and bring it over to his house.

Speaker 3 59:52

Oh, he's having to set up.

Speaker 6 59:55

Yeah, I might bake a cake and take it over there, or bake a red velvet and take it over there.

Cooking, TikTok, and TV Shows

Speaker 4 1:00:01

Damn it, joe. You're making me hungry as hell. Good, that's great Last time.

Speaker 6 1:00:06

I took one over there like who made this cake? And the lady, she cut a little piece of the cake, yeah, and she walked about five steps, turned around and said I don't know who made it, but they knew what the fuck they doing. Cut a whole big ass. Cut a whole big ass. Wedge by this big oh damn, and went over and ate that motherfucker.

Speaker 6 1:00:32

This nigga know what he doing. Whoever done that, they knew what the fuck they doing. She got her a taste and that was it. Yeah, so I'd probably do that. Maybe a German chocolate, it's the same thing, someone just got the red velvet. Yeah, it's the same thing. I figured that one out Because you know how you do. Like they have a serving recipe for the red velvet and they have a serving recipe for the German chocolate.

Speaker 6 1:00:56

And I was looking at this, shit, shit, and it's the same goddamn cake, just they're using powder instead of the chocolate bars. Bam, there you go. I'm just going to use the chocolate bars and put some motherfucking red dye in them. That's it. That's what my mama used to do.

Speaker 2 1:01:11

That's what my granny used to do because she made cakes. Every week She'd have a cake set on the center of her table. You go over there. That's the reason we love to go to Granny's house. Granny got cake.

Speaker 6 1:01:21

See, my mom was like that man. My mom made A motherfucking cake, three layer cake With motherfucking jelly. Oh wow, that motherfucker had jelly On that motherfucker boy Shit.

Speaker 3 1:01:33

They probably got people Listening right now Like damn.

Speaker 6 1:01:35

Fuck that cake up. We hungry as hell. And then the thing is like a lot of people, they don't like fruitcake. My mom used to make fruitcakes and them motherfuckers so good.

Speaker 2 1:01:44

Wow, I ain't never had a good fruitcake, but I bet you no, but hers wasn't syrupy like the ones in the store.

Speaker 6 1:01:50

Right right, Hers was just like a banana nut bread.

Speaker 2 1:01:53

Oh, okay, I got you.

Speaker 6 1:01:56

She had to put bourbon on that motherfucker To keep it moist.

Speaker 4 1:02:00

And.

Speaker 6 1:02:00

Joe, she put that bourbon on there, boy, we just ate that shit.

Speaker 4 1:02:05

Cooking with Joe.

Speaker 6 1:02:07

Uh, huh, nah, don't do that.

Speaker 4 1:02:09

That's that we gonna start you a.

Speaker 2 1:02:11

TikTok yeah. We gonna start you a TikTok yeah.

Speaker 6 1:02:14

You see where all them women mad. Cooking with. You see that, boss, all them women mad About Cooking with you. You see that boss girl, all them women mad about the dude coming out cooking with you and that one black chick told him who the fuck you cooking for. Motherfucker, and then she cussed him out and then she told him turn that goddamn stove off before you burn them. Eggs Cooking with you, that shit eggs.

Speaker 4 1:02:39

Cook it with Joe. That shit was hilarious.

Speaker 3 1:02:42

Cook it with.

Speaker 4 1:02:43

Joe.

Speaker 6 1:02:46

See I called my daughter up and she wanted to make some spaghetti. So we kind of walked her through it Right, and then I was fucking with her like cook it with Kaia.

Speaker 4 1:02:55

Stop, that's funny. Did you hear about her? Cooking with Kaya. Yeah, yeah, you heard about her right man.

Speaker 3 1:03:01

She got all, all the chicks.

Speaker 5 1:03:03

Hating on her and shit Three six months.

Speaker 4 1:03:05

I don't know if it's fake. Over three million followers.

Speaker 6 1:03:07

Or some shit or whatever. She blew up in like.

Speaker 4 1:03:10

Three months.

Speaker 3 1:03:11

Who is she with? Is it a?

Speaker 4 1:03:13

So she's a TikTok Influencer she cooks meals. She just cooks.

Speaker 2 1:03:17

She's cute, cute little Cause.

Speaker 6 1:03:18

She'll say something like If you ain't cooking for your man, I will.

Speaker 4 1:03:21

Or something like that. Oh wow.

Speaker 6 1:03:23

And then she'll start twerking and shit.

Speaker 2 1:03:25

She'll make her meal, and then she'll do a little twerk At the plate, she'll drop the plate. She'll be like I'm gonna see if I can find it.

Speaker 6 1:03:33

She'll drop it like it's hot TikTok ain't going nowhere.

Speaker 4 1:03:36

Not if you don't have it. You know people selling their phones with TikTok on it.

Speaker 2 1:03:40

Yeah, I can sell mine. That's what I should do.

Speaker 4 1:03:43

People out here selling their phones.

Speaker 2 1:03:45

Because you can't download it.

Speaker 3 1:03:47

You can't download it.

Speaker 4 1:03:48

So if you Some people out here selling their phones with.

Speaker 6 1:03:51

TikTok. So if I get a new phone, will it transfer? Nope, nope. I ain't getting no new phone. There's your answer.

Speaker 3 1:03:59

See.

Speaker 4 1:03:59

He gonna go to Verizon. Hey, I ain't getting no new phone. There's your answer. See Yo, I'm going to go to Verizon. Hey, I want a new phone, can I?

Speaker 3 1:04:03

transfer all my apps. Yeah, they took it off the, off the store.

Speaker 4 1:04:06

They took it off the app store.

Speaker 3 1:04:07

Yeah, that's what I said when y'all go to, when you see like the little videos, because I don't have TikTok so I can't even see it yeah, he said that last week. You wasn't here.

Speaker 6 1:04:19

Oh yeah, that's right, you wasn't here. I left my phone in there. Anyway movie time.

Speaker 3 1:04:25

Okay.

Speaker 6 1:04:25

Okay.

Speaker 3 1:04:28

I'm looking at it right now. I don't know what it says Brave the Dark. I have no idea where Brave the Dark is, but it must have just came out today, I'm assuming we got Brave the Dark, the Brutalist Companion. What the hell this bullshit Dead of Thieves 2.

Speaker 6 1:04:53

I tried to watch that Knots for Rock 2 or whatever Knots for Rock 2.

Speaker 3 1:04:57

Oh yeah, Is that the vampire movie?

Speaker 6 1:05:00

Yeah, I tried to watch it. It was was just like, it just seemed like one, you know how, the old dracula movie. Yeah, yeah, and all they do is you hear all the voices and chicks, hypnotized and walk around and like oh, this is some, I can even sit through it, I think oh, you too.

Speaker 3 1:05:15

And then obviously flight Risk that came out last week. So still the same stuff Presence One of those days. So really I think the only thing that started was they supposed to be coming out with a Prey 2 oh.

Speaker 4 1:05:34

Prey yeah, I like Prey. 1 yeah, that was pretty good.

Speaker 6 1:05:38

Remember the Prey, the Predators.

Speaker 3 1:05:41

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, no that was.

Speaker 6 1:05:43

That was good. They supposed to be coming out With another one. It was like the pre. Yeah, yeah, yeah Like it was.

Speaker 4 1:05:49

She was old. Yeah, it was like she was old school, yeah.

Speaker 3 1:05:51

Yeah, no, that was good.

Speaker 4 1:05:53

She saw Episode 8 of Beast Games is out. Recommend that. Who Beast Games? I?

Speaker 6 1:05:59

don't know what that is.

Speaker 4 1:06:02

Did you watch?

Speaker 2 1:06:02

it. Nope, I haven't watched it. I watched one episode, that was it Just to get me going that shit was funny.

Speaker 6 1:06:08

This month, 1923, is supposed to be coming out. Oh, coming back, coming, back, yeah, oh is it?

Speaker 3 1:06:13

Hey, I did watch an episode of Papa's House, hey.

Speaker 6 1:06:15

I did watch an episode of.

Speaker 3 1:06:17

Papa's House. Oh yeah, I like Papa's.

Speaker 4 1:06:18

House 1883.

Speaker 3 1:06:22

And I saw an episode of the one with David Allen Greer.

Speaker 4 1:06:25

Yellowstone. Oh, and the white lady from the doctor thing. Yeah, what's it called, man, that's pretty funny, it is hilarious.

Speaker 3 1:06:33

David Allen Greer is funny. Yeah, that white lady is funny.

Speaker 4 1:06:36

She's funny too, yeah, from Reno 911? Funny, yeah, that white lady is funny.

Speaker 6 1:06:39

She's funny too, man, she's funny too, man, that lady is so funny. David Hallegrin is supposed to be in one with Jamie Foxx too.

Speaker 4 1:06:46

I thought, yeah, you're right, he's supposed to be in something with Jamie Foxx.

Speaker 6 1:06:48

Yeah because they have a sitcom out. Oh damn, it was like on.

Speaker 4 1:06:52

Netflix or something like that.

Speaker 6 1:06:55

Yeah, he's the.

Speaker 1 1:06:56

He's the granddad or something I already watched, that Pop's house no.

Speaker 4 1:07:00

Pop's house is with Damon Wayans.

Speaker 3 1:07:02

Yeah, yeah, damon Wayans and his son, cbs or something. But yeah, david Allen Greer had that show with Jamie Foxx on Netflix Now David.

Speaker 4 1:07:15

Allen Greer is funny man. Oh man, he's a dog that dude is. I thought he was probably one of my favorites Off that whole.

Speaker 6 1:07:22

With him and Cutler Was David Allen Greer. With David Cutler I Jamie Fox.

Speaker 3 1:07:24

Yeah, yeah, jamie.

Speaker 4 1:07:25

Fox, I always thought David Allen Greer, I love.

Speaker 2 1:07:28

Jim Carrey when he was, when he was that weightlifter.

Speaker 3 1:07:30

Yeah, vera, vera, vera DeMaio.

Speaker 2 1:07:33

That had me rolling DeMaio.

Speaker 6 1:07:35

And when he was Fire Marshal Bill. Yeah, fire Marshal Bill.

Speaker 3 1:07:38

Yeah, let me tell you something.

Speaker 6 1:07:40

No, when he was a. He was a when he played Broomhilder, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 1:07:48

Oh yeah, Broomhilder.

Speaker 6 1:07:49

He had those fucking pasties on his nipples. Yeah, dog, and Keenan could barely keep a straight face. Dog yeah, no, not the Poison Passion pits. David Allen Greer. She put that motherfucker arm under and put his nose in his armpit.

Speaker 3 1:08:05

I feel bad for David Allen Greer on Boomerang. Oh yeah, and he took his chick.

Speaker 2 1:08:11

Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 3 1:08:12

Hey, that's what you did to your brother with that one girl, nigga. Oh, in high school yeah.

Speaker 2 1:08:18

You better stop man, don't bring that up, don't bring that up again?

Speaker 6 1:08:23

Don't bring that up.

Speaker 3 1:08:25

I just thought about that. Don't bring that up. I'm like, hey, you can't do that as a grown man, but you know, when you a kid you just kind of like you can't do that as a kid. You know you were a kid, you ain't no, kid you a young adult. You a young man 14, 15.

Speaker 6 1:08:44

I thought you gonna say you was like 9 or 10.

Speaker 2 1:08:46

I took my brother girl that nigga said 15, 16. That's funny you cold hearted motherfucker boy, she was cold.

Speaker 6 1:08:54

I don't know, she was a cold piece. I had a crush on a girl named Adrienne. I probably done some shit like that for her. See, hey, get that cute little check.

Speaker 1 1:09:08

You do some shit like that for her?

Speaker 6 1:09:09

Yeah, I would, I would, bro, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't lying. To pound on that one. See Shit.

Speaker 3 1:09:21

That's hilarious.

Speaker 6 1:09:23

That motherfucker boy. Well, power of the P.

Speaker 3 1:09:30

All right man, all right, we have another guest you good, you want to say anything to the folks? Hey, we appreciate having you.

Speaker 5 1:09:38

Yes, sir. Thank you, man. I appreciate being here, look forward into more time.

Speaker 6 1:09:43

Oh yeah, Are you moving?

Speaker 5 1:09:45

here Absolutely.

Speaker 6 1:09:47

Are you going to move here?

Speaker 5 1:09:48

Definitely coming oh yeah, it's a wrap.

Speaker 3 1:09:55

I came to visit September 2002. And I moved out here 30 days later. That's what I told her September 2002. Yeah, and I moved out here 30 days later. That's what I told her. I did tell her, yep, I moved out 30 days later, 30 days later.

Speaker 4 1:10:06

When I moved out here, it was go to school. Yeah, it was in August, so it wasn't. It was cool.

Speaker 3 1:10:12

Because when we came, me and Sonya came out to visit my boy, okay LT, and his family and his wife, and uh, we got here, we, I remember, I forget I know we was here for like three days, but I think like the very next day we was like, oh, we moving out there. So then we moved. A year later, chris came to visit, we went to uh well, with our other cast house lance that he played with uh lt at indiana. We was at a fight party. Chris got to the fight party. Now, remember, we just picked him up from the airport. We go over to Lance's house man, probably like three hours into the party, chris calling his boys back in Florida like, hey, I'm transferred, I swear to God. Three hours in.

Speaker 5 1:11:13

And he was in Florida.

Speaker 3 1:11:14

Yeah, he was in Tampa and he came out, he's from Ohio, he's from Ohio, he's from Ohio too. So he just came to visit, with three hours at the little fight party, you know all the fellas there, the wives, girlfriends and stuff. He was like, hey, I'm putting in my transfer. He put it in, it didn't go through right away, but three hours in is when he decided that he was going to move out here. Hey, ask him, ask Chris, how long did it take for him to decide to move out here to Phoenix? I was like man, now you figure for everybody, he's what 23, 22, 23 years later. Yeah, hey, you know, we all been out here for some time. We all been out here, like 20 years ago at LA Fitness.

Speaker 6 1:12:01

So now y'all got this podcast. It's probably been longer than that.

Speaker 3 1:12:06

No, no, it actually probably has been, Because.

Speaker 6 1:12:09

I moved on the west side just before Jada was born, like 99, 98.

Speaker 3 1:12:16

Okay, because I know we came, because we got here october. When did you get? When did you get here?

Speaker 2 1:12:22

yeah, I got here april 2001 april 2001 okay I came out here april food day, everybody thought I was trying to play a joke on them. I was like shit, shit that's crazy.

Speaker 3 1:12:33

And you said you came out here, you came out for school, that's crazy, but hey. And the traffic Is getting thicker and thicker.

Speaker 6 1:12:44

There wasn't no traffic.

Speaker 3 1:12:45

No, not there.

Speaker 6 1:12:46

You take Bethany home. We will always Be there in like 10 minutes.

Speaker 5 1:12:50

There's traffic now, so that lets you know, everybody moving out man, it's going like crazy dog.

Speaker 4 1:12:55

And now with that.

Speaker 3 1:12:56

With that stuff, like In California.

Speaker 6 1:12:58

It's going to be work's gonna be probably be more people something to do or start your own shit.

Speaker 5 1:13:04

Another plane just crashed. What Philadelphia social media right now?

Speaker 3 1:13:10

another plane just crashed well, we gonna talk to y'all next week then subject for next week holla alright later, peace later.