Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
From Catfishing to Grammy Glamour
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Can age really be just a number, or is it all about the attitude? That's the spirited discussion we kick off this episode with, as we humorously debate the nuances of age perceptions and skin tone descriptors like "milk chocolate" and "caramel." Joined by our vibrant returning guest, Jess, we dive into cultural topics that keep our audience entertained, including Kanye West's wife's bold public antics and the confidence needed in relationships. With laughter echoing throughout, this episode is all about candid humor and engaging conversations that will leave you both amused and pondering your own perspectives.
Ever wondered what happens when celebrity gossip collides with sports chat? We explore it all, from the Kardashians to cosmetic surprises, blending pop culture with personal anecdotes. The chatter takes a comical turn with tales of catfishing adventures in Pakistan and a surprising incident at Walmart that sheds light on broader societal issues. Our banter flows seamlessly, touching on Grammy buzz and Kendrick Lamar's daring fashion choices, all while keeping the atmosphere lively and full of unexpected twists.
Get ready for a rollercoaster of anesthesia confessions that lead to hilarious and heartfelt revelations. We share amusing stories of secrets spilled under sedation, bringing out the unpredictable yet entertaining nature of such moments. From personal anecdotes to jokes about Ohio and its notable figures, our episode wraps up with a mix of sports talk and pop culture banter, teasing new movie releases and TV series. With Jess adding her youthful insights, this episode promises a delightful blend of humor, relatable stories, and thought-provoking topics.
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yeah, yeah, oh I forgot the crowd I got balls.
Speaker 2Didn't I tell y'all to cheer?
Speaker 1check, yeah, check, hold on, hold on, check yo uh uh check yeah, welcome to the nobody's Talking Podcast.
Speaker 2I was about to flow. He cut me off right there. We are here for another week. Yeah, we got the crew. We got a full, the whole crew, here today. Okay, I'm going to wait for it to go off. Okay, okay, anyway, okay, I'm going to wait for it to go off.
Speaker 3Okay, okay, anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2Once again, thank you for listening to us and thank you for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. I am your host, the chocolate one, the chocolate boy wonder. Somebody told me I looked 35. I was like man Boy. I'm trying to think. I don't know where I was at.
Speaker 3Did your nipples get hurt? Maybe?
Speaker 2it was a guy.
Speaker 3Oh, it was a guy. Yeah, it was a dude. Oh, that changes everything. What the fuck was a dude telling me? I looked 35?. No, it was a dude.
Speaker 4If a girl tell me I looked 35, I'll be like, oh, why do you?
Speaker 1care. Yeah, nah, I get told I look young all the time See, you ain't know, yeah, man.
Speaker 3You ain't even out your 40s man.
Speaker 2That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3Please, man, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1All right, man, get the fuck out of here all right, anyway, I'm bosco sitting to my left, it's the karma one actually I'm like uh, milk chocolate, oh damn, yeah, are you. Are you we milky today, are you?
Speaker 2milky is on the mic. Milky silky. Milky, silky milky. Who drunk all my milk? Are you light skinned or dark skinned?
Speaker 1You know, there ain't no dark skin. I'm not light skinned, I'm middle, I'm caramel, I'm in the middle, I'm definitely caramel, yeah, milk chocolate.
Speaker 3I'll say I'm dark brown, though If I was a brown bear I'd be a dark brown bear.
Speaker 1To my left.
Speaker 3There's somebody coming.
Speaker 2Uh-oh, uh-oh To his left.
Speaker 1To his left is hey man, we're waiting on you. To his left CPT Once again late.
Speaker 2Once again, rodeo Joe, we're going to name this.
Speaker 1Late man, joe. He got Timo on his phone right now he over here ordering.
Speaker 2I had just ordered something yesterday. Alright so who's to his left.
Speaker 4To my left, baby who I'm talking to? To my left, superman is in the building. I said something.
Speaker 3To my left, superman is in the building. Pew pew, pew, pew, pew pew. I said something. You said something I know you did. You started talking about TV. See, you tried to digest. And to my left, we got another special guest who is no longer a guest. She is now going to be part of the show when I show up, when she shows up. Sober, all right.
Speaker 2It's.
Speaker 3Jess.
Speaker 1Jess. Thank you, Steve Jess.
Speaker 3Jess. You're welcome Out in the air, out here. It's okay, I'm just killing it. We renamed the podcast I was just making some of the life More niggas than a white girl.
Speaker 1From the mountains of caucuses.
Speaker 3The mountains are wet.
Speaker 4Caucus, caucus, mountains.
Speaker 3You all right with that.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, oh yeah, four old heads and a young one. There we go Party time. She balances everything out because she tells us about You're welcome. Thank you, we appreciate it. Yeah, she tells us about, like all the like the young people.
Speaker 1Like, okay, I got, I got a question. Who is Dochi?
Speaker 3Dochi.
Speaker 1Yeah, a singer. Okay, she won Best Rap.
Speaker 3Album how you spell it. I ain't never heard of her D-O-I, d-o-e-h-i-i. You want some fake awards.
Speaker 1I didn't watch them.
Speaker 4I just heard about them.
Speaker 3I watch them, motherfuckers. I love them man.
Speaker 1Did you?
Speaker 3see Kanye's wife.
Speaker 1Oh my God, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3Yeah, let's talk about that man, Because I wish, I would wish I had a wife that wanted to walk around like that.
Speaker 4It's just weird.
Speaker 1That ain't weird.
Speaker 3No it's weird, because that bitch is bad and she knows she bad and she just let everybody see it.
Speaker 1And Kanye is smart about it too.
Speaker 3Like. I don't get no fuck because of my album coming out.
Speaker 1I want y'all to go buy that album just to see my wife on the cover. I follow Kanye on Instagram. All he's been posting about is how, the day after Instagram is, his wife is the most Googled woman or Googled person on the planet, right.
Speaker 3Yeah, because nobody really knew yeah nobody knew her, but when she showed them them areolas, and that kitty kitty, and that kitty kitty in that nude dress.
Speaker 4She roll like it's good.
Speaker 3Nigga. Oh my God, I ain't mad at her.
Speaker 4Like Robin.
Speaker 1Harris said tickle when she walk. That's my thing, I love nudity.
Speaker 4I love nudity.
Speaker 1Tickle when she walk.
Speaker 3Y'all really, you really.
Speaker 1But no, you know what I?
Speaker 2absolutely believe, steve, you look tasty.
Speaker 1No, he's absolutely true about he wouldn't care if his wife or significant other would ever walk around like that.
Speaker 4I wouldn't allow it. I would walk around like that as long as she bring it on home.
Speaker 3If I didn't get arrested, I'd be walking around Mandinga Lane, Mandinga Lane Clearing off the table. We don't need to see that.
Speaker 1You don't want that.
Speaker 4I don't want that. Yeah, we don't need. Exactly, we ain't going to be friends, if you walk around. It ain't for y'all, all right.
Speaker 1Hey, listen, listen. We ain't hanging out, we ain't playing ball together or nothing.
Speaker 3Hey man, I ain't doing no niggas bitch, I'm just saying Y'all on some bullshit You're going to hurt a lot of niggas feelings. Y'all on some bullshit. I ain't lying. I ain't a gay man, but that motherfucker there boy, hold up, hold up, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4Man, I'm coming up on him one time. Let's not talk about it.
Speaker 3I know what you're I'm thinking about rockin.
Speaker 2I'm naked.
Speaker 3I'm going first nigga that make it going last where they gonna be right there I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck how many niggas it is that nigga gonna last?
Speaker 1I don't give a fuck. What if she look at him and say I want him first.
Speaker 3What if she like? No, I want him first.
Speaker 1Then you leave him, you just go walk out the door.
Speaker 3Ain't nothing I can do for the bitch I'm leaving. Aw man, Damn that nigga. Nine pounds six ounces.
Speaker 4This motherfucker just went off the rails. That nigga nine pounds six ounces.
Speaker 3Nigga ain't fucking with that.
Speaker 2Oh my lord, wait, how did we get to?
Speaker 3I don't even know we started with the Yorker.
Speaker 4We started with the Yorker. You don't want to talk about walking around naked did you.
Speaker 3Oh man, I'm sorry, man Nah this is too weak.
Speaker 4I can't man. I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 1That shit.
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Speaker 4Nah, this is too weak, I can't do that I get the good stuff. Oh shit, hold up. My man, that's my boy. One of them is gin, one of them is bourbon, what's it do?
Speaker 1No, that's Hennessy. What's that?
Speaker 3That's that agave. That's that agave right there.
Speaker 4You know, he don't fuck with vodka.
Speaker 3He don't fuck with no vodka. He don't drunk with vodka. No, that's that moonshine Boy. You don't know nothing about that white whiskey. Yeah, man, you forgot where he from.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 3I bought it just for you.
Speaker 4Just in case you say something all fucked up, hold on, got where he from, oh damn, oh yeah. When he said he needed a kick, I bought it just for you. Just in case you say something, all fucked up, hold on, hold on, hold on. He didn't want to talk about nine pounds six pounds, all you need is a teaspoon.
Speaker 1We off the grill. We got to reel it back in.
Speaker 4Let's get back on track.
Speaker 3Back on track man.
Speaker 1My ex-wife is hot I ain't mad at. Let's get back on track, back on track, man. My ex-wife is hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I ain't mad at her.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 4I ain't mad at her either, I'm not I ain't mad at her. I want a hot chick.
Speaker 1You know, I think.
Speaker 4I think every man Deserves a hot chick At least once. Hey Kanye had like two or three. She bought all her shit. That don't count.
Speaker 3Oh, lord, ken.
Speaker 4That don't count, oh Lord Kim.
Speaker 3But she's still hot man.
Speaker 2You bought the shit, hey Joe now you know, some of our guests, that we have bought their shit too, Everybody is specially invited. You're going to kill all of them Because you know Kim Kardashian is specially invited on the show.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 2Now she ain't going to come because she's like Joe said I bought all my stuff.
Speaker 3And I did. I mean, joe said I bought all my stuff and I did, but she ain't going to come on the show anyway, it's her Go ahead. Joe, that's her shit. She bought that. She paid for it. I think all of them.
Speaker 4What's the chunky one? She's lost all the weight. Is that Khloe? Khloe looked good. Yeah, Khloe look good now.
Speaker 3So I know they had some sex.
Speaker 4Shit. Khloe, look good A motherfucker Lips and shit.
Speaker 3I was looking around like damn Fucking face out there.
Speaker 4That ain't the same, motherfucker.
Speaker 2See, we don't understand the plights of the pretty woman. No, I'm just saying no, I'm just saying.
Speaker 4Why don't you give me the mic? Take it back, take it back, you're all natural, ain't you?
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, then I'm too broke to be natural. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4She said Unnatural. You too broke to be unnatural. Shit. I'm chasing my mother. There's a will, there's a way. Find a way. My mother, cause your mother, could go out there and beat up your bug.
Speaker 1God damn it go out there and beat up your bug. Yeah, a buddy of mine his ex went and got a whole bunch of work done, two weeks later asking him for money. Damn, wait what. Yeah. Two weeks later asking for money she done spent all this money.
Speaker 4It didn't work. Though Is it good it didn't work out, man? I mean it was good. Wait, I have a question, real quick.
Speaker 2I have a question real quick, did y'all hear? I mean, we can look it up real quick. Right, this couple had a baby. Did we talk about this or no? And the baby's different colors and shit. No, and the baby was ugly. No, the baby was like non-attractive.
Speaker 4Okay, Damn, that's a few out there Wait wait.
Speaker 2So the man was mad. Then he found out like old pictures of his chick. Didn't know she had surgery, oh damn wow, we didn't talk about that elementary school photos.
Speaker 3That's how your baby gonna look, because you know half of that.
Speaker 2He met her post-surfing yeah.
Speaker 4Looking like Kermit Baby had an overbite looking like motherfucking from what the fuck.
Speaker 3What's his name? Shrimp Boat, captain what. What's his name? Shrimp Boat, captain what.
Speaker 4Bubba Gump Shrimp.
Speaker 3Bubba Gump Shrimp. There you go.
Speaker 4Looking like Bubba Gump. Everything I know about shrimps, I think.
Speaker 2I think he can talk like that. Hey, I watched Homeboy last night on ATL.
Speaker 1Okay, remember, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was the.
Speaker 2Yeah, remember. And then when he was in, remember, when he was on Wildcats, wildcats, what else was he? Wild back in the day he was on Waitin' to a Tale.
Speaker 3Oh, what's up? Well, he was the quarterback.
Speaker 4He was the quarterback. Yeah, yeah, he was he was Nah, that's crazy. Yeah, he was the quarterback. That's crazy shit. Entertainment, that's what we do Ain't that crazy.
Speaker 1But what about so continuing with the Grammys? Y'all think it was pretty diabolical what Kanye did, Not Kanye, I'm sorry. Kendrick, Not Kanye, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2Kendrick.
Speaker 1Diabolica, what is you talking?
Speaker 3about.
Speaker 1He ain't do nothing, so not only did he win for that song Album of the year, but the outfit he wore Y'all didn't hear about this. No, it's called a Canadian tuxedo. Oh, the blue jean, the blue jean outfit. Oh man, I ain't get no fuck. So you think about how much I think you're looking too much in this. No, that's all they talked about. It was on the news the next day.
Speaker 4I know man, that's just too much. You're looking too much in this. I know man, Y'all just trying to make that shit.
Speaker 3He's going after Drake. See, he's just trying to make that shit.
Speaker 4I'm fucked up because Drake can't even go to the Olympics, motherfucker's supposed to be in LA. That nigga can't even go to the Olympics nigga he's fucked up.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, Drake, bro, Drake punk ass.
Speaker 4Can't come to LA, maybe you can watch it from Yuma.
Speaker 3You never been to the ghetto.
Speaker 2Don't ever come to the ghetto, hey okay, I got something there Because you wouldn't understand the ghetto, since we talking about the blue jeans. Who saw the boxer that had the blue jean? Blue jean trunks and the Timberland boxing shoes that was actually dope, he from Philly yeah. That's his shout out to Philly. Oh wow, he wore some Timberland boxing boots Right right there and some blue jean shorts I mean blue jean trunks Did he win. That's dope.
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, as long as he won, that was pretty dope. You better not lose that coming out there in that outfit, right, you better not lose. You better be a motherfucking tough motherfucker. Know what you're doing.
Speaker 2That is true it.
Speaker 1It's original. I like it. I like it, did y'all see what's the name about the fight. Crawford is already.
Speaker 4In Canelo.
Speaker 1Canelo, yeah, in Vegas, right Crawford got a game.
Speaker 4What 15 pounds.
Speaker 1Cause Canelo was gonna fight Jake Paul, but then he called that off Jake.
Speaker 4Paul ain't gonna fuck Canelo man For real Cause he ain't doing that. He ain't doing that fake Jake Paul ain't gonna fuck with. Kanawha.
Speaker 2Man for real, Because he ain't doing that funny.
Speaker 4He ain't doing that fake stuff. He ain't gonna fuck with him. He need to take his money and run. Hey has any of them goons fought, Not no real boxer no.
Speaker 2Now, what's the fighter? The crazy fighter.
Speaker 4Which one?
Speaker 2The UFC dude, the white dude, italy fire.
Speaker 1Which one? The UFC dude, the white dude? Oh, he's not Italy, he's Ireland. Mcgregor, conor McGregor. Nah, they ain't fought him yet, nah, man. Nah but he couldn't even beat Madison Fury's brother yeah.
Speaker 4And he's an MMA slash boxing fighter too, so he couldn't even beat him. So, you put him in there with a fucking Somebody who's skilled, a true legend.
Speaker 2Yeah, they say they don't think he can beat anybody Like a real boxer, like top 40.
Speaker 4He's a fighting motherfucker. He outweigh him by fucking 40 pounds and shit you know.
Speaker 2He ain't fighting no weight class Right Shit. I would like to point out I can stand up with Mayweather.
Speaker 4if I was getting there he might beat the shit out of me, but I don't think he is.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, because you weigh so much more than him.
Speaker 4That nigga 130 pounds.
Speaker 2Hey, shout out to the Paul brothers. They are from Ohio.
Speaker 3I've been eating all this shit, just pay me at the end of this motherfucker, I get plastic surgery.
Speaker 4You don't like the Paul brothers.
Speaker 1Why don't you like the Paul brothers? They get money.
Speaker 3They're annoying.
Speaker 1They get money, so Jay Paul, what if they?
Speaker 3got money, they're still annoying. You love money.
Speaker 4You love money, nigga.
Speaker 1I'm just saying so. They came up to you and asked you know, you was the one over here Talking about this nigga dick and now you want to try to flip it on you talking about all that money you talking about the money though.
Speaker 3You fucking ass here.
Speaker 1I'm asking her.
Speaker 4Looking for your bag For real Hold up First of all.
Speaker 3Somebody come pick up?
Speaker 1So, jake Paul, logan Paul, come and ask you out. You ain't gonna go out.
Speaker 3For Free dinner. I'll go out with anybody For free dinner.
Speaker 1Okay then. So why didn't you say Talk about her nigga.
Speaker 3Why you?
Speaker 4didn't say that last show, no, no, that one time. Talk about her, nigga. Why you didn't say that last show? Shit no.
Speaker 3No, that one time y'all asked if I would date somebody.
Speaker 2That is a date.
Speaker 4I'd take you out on free dinner? Shit I would have. And now you wearing those shorts, I'd take you out.
Speaker 3Oh no, I am no longer a member of this podcast. I'm going home, oh my dog.
Speaker 4See.
Speaker 3See.
Speaker 4Joe, it happens, drink, drink that.
Speaker 1No, you don't want me to drink the rest of this shit? No, you want some.
Speaker 4You want some, go ahead and take a swig. Go ahead and take a swig. She said yes.
Speaker 3Go ahead and take a swig. She said, yes, come on, drink, drink.
Speaker 2She tried to say woo, what's that If it goes?
Speaker 1south. Don't spill it on the expensive equipment.
Speaker 2This all we got Ain't no backup. This is $3,000 equipment right here. This definitely ain't a ESPN that $3,000 is gone and it ain't coming back.
Speaker 4See, you ain't supposed to smell it, you're supposed to drink it.
Speaker 3You want to hear it. She said what.
Speaker 2Inhale it, don't smell it. Come on, what'd they say? Don't babysit it, hit it, don't babysit it. He already took the nipple off.
Speaker 1It ain't that bad.
Speaker 3It ain't that bad. He took the nipple off.
Speaker 4It ain't that bad, it's good though.
Speaker 3You'll be surprised. It's smooth. You'll be shocked. It's smooth as it's smooth as Goddamn medicated cotton.
Speaker 1Go ahead and knock it all back, oh god.
Speaker 3Hell no.
Speaker 4Boy, she ain't gonna make it.
Speaker 3Through the show.
Speaker 1She'll be over here like this I got a backup no don't worry about that. Damn. You chased it With some beer, nah you?
Speaker 4gonna get her nothing. What else do I have to chase it with A starburst gun? Wow.
Speaker 3You should have said that hey, she's a vet. You should have said that oh, she's a vet, you can bet she can dance underwater and not get wet.
Speaker 4Man, this show is awesome.
Speaker 3Real.
Speaker 4She's ready. Don't be scared. Tell her what you're chasing with.
Speaker 3She got this.
Speaker 1Look at this dude. Oh my Lord, wow, what is that?
Speaker 3What is that one? Go ahead and chase her with that. That's some good stuff.
Speaker 4There's Martell right there, hey that one Go ahead and chase it with that. That's a good one.
Speaker 3That one didn't make her stutter, though that one made her stutter, that one martell right there, good job.
Speaker 4Cone Jack, that's some. Cone Jack, that's that.
Speaker 2That's that, jack.
Speaker 4To make you Jack.
Speaker 3That's that Jack. That's that Jack. Baby you Jack. That's that Jack.
Speaker 4I wish I could go back to the billboard today.
Speaker 2Wait what?
Speaker 1What'd he say?
Speaker 3What he's still. Oh man, that must be the alcohol I'm talking about this boy crazy.
Speaker 4Blame it on my alcohol. This boy crazy, crazy.
Speaker 1Rod is no longer in the bill. This is this is because we ain't got no video.
Speaker 3This is because we ain't got no video man, we just going to have to paint the picture for y'all. This is the bill card.
Speaker 2Oh, my God, oh Lord, have mercy. What is going on? What's going on? Get you a little pudding, pop these shenanigans.
Speaker 3I can't take you seriously with a goggle on these little shenanigans.
Speaker 4I was better to see you with my dick.
Speaker 1Just call me.
Speaker 4Uncle.
Speaker 3Big Bad.
Speaker 4Better to see you with my dick. Damn you got there, uncle Big Bad. Better to see you with my dad. Damn you got that, uncle Big Bad oh Lord, have mercy, I'm done.
Speaker 2Okay, now look, we talked about the Grammys okay, the Grammys we know the. I know somebody had a who sent a. Well, a couple of them things.
Speaker 4I couldn't even see them though oh, you can't see them.
Speaker 2No, sometimes they don't play. There a couple of them Things. I couldn't even see them though. Oh, you can't see them. No, sometimes they don't play. What was that?
Speaker 4There was one of them. What was that? Instagram, did y'all hear?
Speaker 1about this chick that went to Pakistan.
Speaker 4Yeah, oh, you heard about it. Yeah, I heard about that. Black chick went to Pakistan and she catfished the motherfucker.
Speaker 1No, she didn't catfish, she did. Well, yeah, she did catfishing.
Speaker 4She did catfishing, she showed up. Why are you lying? She did catfishing, she showed up.
Speaker 1So she was supposed to show up. Beat this 19-year-old Pakistani dude.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1Marry him right.
Speaker 4Right.
Speaker 1She's supposed to marry him 19?. She showed up. He's like she showed up.
Speaker 4And the mom took him to to the now. Now Hell to the now. Now she tore up To the now now, and they abandoned her ass. Now she over in Pakistan.
Speaker 1Yeah, so her visas ran out. They extended her visa for a few more days, but she's over there making demands like I want all this, I want $100,000. I want my husband, I want to take the money, I want to rebuild she out her damn mind, bro. What is wrong?
Speaker 4with people today. Man they're going to find that bitch strapped to a tank.
Speaker 3Man. They're going to find her head. They're treating her like royalty right now. They're going to cut her head off.
Speaker 4I guess the family had a little money. But the dude, they've been on the internet conversation and she catfished him and when she flew over there and she got to the door they peeped through the peephole and it wasn't where they're supposed to be, right Like oh hell, no, that ain't what I signed up for. He left, the mama left, they all left, but she don't know where they at. Damn they got little on them. She over there cutting up, she cutting up. Man, I'm not kidding. Yeah, I did hear about that.
Speaker 1Supposedly there's an older guy over there that said he would marry her Offered her to stay in one of his houses the first one wasn't good enough. Second one wasn't good enough, so she ended up staying in the third one. The female military Pampered her up and everything, gave her a full makeover and everything, and she look.
Speaker 4Hold on, man, you can put lipstick on a pig, it's still a goddamn pig, but she over there making demands on the news. Unfortunately, one of our sisters I don't mess around Unfortunately one of our sisters.
Speaker 1Hey, she.
Speaker 4That's crazy. She look like Precious If you can't see the video I sent you.
Speaker 3Precious might have a little bit on her, oh wow.
Speaker 1She ain't as bad as Precious. I'm dead, you see her. Oh yeah, man, please.
Speaker 4That's some shit there, so they're wondering oh, oh, oh, yeah, no, but that's man, please, that's, that's some shit there.
Speaker 1So they're wondering Cause I think they extended her visa To like the 11th. Did you find it? They extended her visa To the 11th. They're wondering.
Speaker 2What to go. That's her right there, oh.
Speaker 4Let me see. Check the group chat. Let me see how much Lick I need. Check the group chat. Let me see how much lick I need Check the group chat man.
Speaker 3I got so many chats.
Speaker 4Hey, let me see how much lick I need. Look at her. Oh, here we go. Ooh man, they draw on that, they eyebrow draw on that.
Speaker 1Yeah, they did like one of those eyebrow string lines, oh wow.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh wow, oh wow, not even close, man she lucky.
Speaker 4She don't.
Speaker 3She lucky.
Speaker 4Let me see, let me see, she catfished him, though she catfished the dude she hit him with the catfisher I know she catfished him. Man, that motherfucker she be digging for truffles, for real Damn Catfishing.
Speaker 3Man, that motherfucker should be digging for truffles For real. I'm dead man. Oh my God.
Speaker 4Hey, it is what it is.
Speaker 3I can't defend that shit. Hey man, why she in that zebra outfit?
Speaker 4That's somebody that filter put that lipstick on her.
Speaker 3Oh shit I know, man?
Speaker 4Oh no, they wrong for that, bro. She wrong for that, though. And you imagine, though, you're 19 years old and you got you thinking like think about it, you're 19 years old, you got 70 years, oh yeah yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1That's her. They're walking her through. You said precious. Oh my Lord.
Speaker 3You said precious man, come on man.
Speaker 4No, but you, 19 years old, you got 60 years with this motherfucker. You even think about dying. I'm not thinking about that.
Speaker 1I just don't understand how Look even think about dying. I'm not thinking about that.
Speaker 3I just don't understand how Look at the frown on his face Like that dude was like Money, she don't care. No, no, no. I ain't talking about her, I'm talking about him.
Speaker 4He got he's 19. He got 60 years before he even think about dying Shit, real. Kill me now.
Speaker 3Oh no, hey, in Pakistan Do you get four. I put her in the back room and she don't never had to come out.
Speaker 1She's in lock because they're being very accommodating to her right now.
Speaker 4She'd be in a stable with the rest of the horses.
Speaker 3She did have a zebra outfit on.
Speaker 4I wouldn't let her take it off.
Speaker 1They're being very accommodating. Why are?
Speaker 3they even Listening to her.
Speaker 1I don't know what has she got. Maybe they're afraid to no, no, no.
Speaker 4They had an agreement Online. They didn't.
Speaker 1No, they're talking about why, like Pakistan's not Kicking her out, yeah, making her come back.
Speaker 4Why are they listening To all that shit?
Speaker 3They on the, they on the pressure, she's not like.
Speaker 4Man come on man, they on the pressure.
Speaker 3I mean, you know, and she's an.
Speaker 4American. They ain't going to do nothing to that man.
Speaker 3No, Get her out of there.
Speaker 4Yes, send her home, send her home, send her home.
Speaker 3I just don't get it.
Speaker 4We're putting you on the hop, put her on a hop. See, that's what she wants. She wants, okay, I will give you $100,000.
Speaker 3Nah, we ain't giving you shit, but a hop home, a hop back across the pond.
Speaker 4You can stay here and eat some motherfucking.
Speaker 1I kind of feel sorry for her. She wants to meet her husband.
Speaker 2I know he lying. He's such a liar.
Speaker 4I feel bad for her.
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Speaker 4Take two drinks for that one, one of each. That one ain't even strong enough. You Take a swig. Take two drinks with that, one of each. That one ain't even strong enough. Oh, you gave me the strong one.
Speaker 3Yeah, see, you're going to be all right.
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Speaker 4Listen, let me tell you something. Let me taste that.
Speaker 3That nigga thoughtful. He's so thoughtful You're going to need a chaser, you're going to need something to soak that up. I got some hot dog buns in there.
Speaker 1Oh, this is this guy.
Speaker 3He's so thoughtful.
Speaker 4They need more motherfuckers like you. Hey, they need more motherfuckers like you. The world would be a better place. The world would be a better place.
Speaker 2Man, I'm done.
Speaker 4Yeah, it would be a better place. Hey, nah, we good though I'm done. Yeah, it would be a better place. Hey, nah, we good though I'm good. Did you get the thing I sent, which one? We ain't gonna really talk about it because it'd be too controversial. What's that?
Speaker 2Oh, from was that in Michigan? Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4Oh well, in Michigan this woman goes to Walmart, her and her kid, her and her daughter goes to Walmart, right, she buys a TV, 75 inch. So on the way out, you know she dropped the receipt or whatever. But the Walmart greeter says she can't leave with the TV without the receipt. So she called the cashier over and the cashier comes over and says yeah, she paid for it. You know, yeah. So the Walmart, the dude, said the dude said well, I don't know if it's the highway, but the dude said she couldn't, that she couldn't leave with the TV. So she said, well, I paid for it. She left, she took the TV and she put it in her car. I guess the dude called, they called the cops. So the female cop shows up and they did her cop shit and she's basically choking the girl out, choking the lady out, right? Oh damn, yeah. So her six-year-old daughter is in the car watching this shit. So she goes in the glove box and pull out the gun and shoot the cop in the eye. Oh my God Dang.
Speaker 1I did not hear about this when was this, oh wow, where.
Speaker 4And it's fucked up on both parts, but you know cops doing cop shit, but they could at least, I think, like If a motherfucker ain't gonna steal a TV with a six year old kid.
Speaker 1No, not a 75 inch TV At that.
Speaker 4Yeah, so I also think that the guy who called him should be charged so Because he knew she bought the TV?
Speaker 3If he was the one, was it the cashier that called?
Speaker 4No, no, no. The cashier told him yeah, she bought the TV.
Speaker 3She just bought the TV she just dropped the receipt somewhere.
Speaker 4We don't know who picked it up or kicked it or wherever it went, it might have been stealing the purse, so can I ask?
Speaker 3the question.
Speaker 2Don't ask it.
Speaker 1No Is.
Speaker 2We already know.
Speaker 4Was the lady black?
Speaker 1did she? Yeah, was the cashier white?
Speaker 3I don't know was the cop black or white? I don't know what the cop was is, most stores have a policy where if someone is stealing something you can't touch, you can't do anything about that you just have to let them walk out, but here's my thing but the cop he did let her walk out.
Speaker 4He called the cops.
Speaker 1So the cashier that Ari vouched for is the greeter that.
Speaker 2Is the greeter yeah.
Speaker 1So the greeter is the one that stopped it. So the greeter stopped it. So why can't video cameras or video surveillance?
Speaker 4come into. She went to the car.
Speaker 1She just took her TV.
Speaker 3She didn't vouch for it.
Speaker 2Yeah, but she didn't know what to do and called the cops.
Speaker 4So she was just putting it in her car and the cops came up and she said I paid for this, so the cop didn't bother. You know, you know how it is. You see a black person stealing, at least in her mind.
Speaker 3She did cop, shit, she did cop shit, after these messages, we'll be right you, okay, she did cop shit, these messages, that's We'll be right you okay, she did cop shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, I understand that, but the cop Should've went to the. They should've went to the To the cashier or to the manager and said okay.
Speaker 3Did she just purchase this TV? Why did you call us and say it was stolen?
Speaker 4Makes it bad. They looked at the cameras and all that shit and they didn't charge them. They let them go.
Speaker 1Really.
Speaker 3Yeah, the baby shot the cop where, in the booty, in the eye, in the eye, did the cop?
Speaker 4live Hell. No, she shot in the eye.
Speaker 1So they didn't charge the daughter or the mom. Nope.
Speaker 4From my understanding, the mom was laid on the ground, choked out almost.
Speaker 3Wait. So who shot them? The little girl, the little girl shot the cop.
Speaker 4How does she even know how to do it?
Speaker 3Her mom been taking her shooting and stuff yeah you gotta teach kids how to use guns how to use guns properly. She did know how to use it properly.
Speaker 4She shot the little girl.
Speaker 3She cocked that bitch and shot the cop. She cocked that bitch Took it off for safety.
Speaker 1That's nuts that she didn't get charged, though, but the cop is ultimately in the wrong for choking him out. The cop didn't even get the full story.
Speaker 3How does it even escalate to that point? The cop didn't even get the full story. I understand that.
Speaker 4Because that's what cops do to us.
Speaker 3Right, they don't give a fuck about the story.
Speaker 4Yeah yeah, they think you gotta have.
Speaker 3Some other. If she was white, the cop would've went and talked to the manager. Yeah, that is crazy. Yeah, if she was white.
Speaker 1If she was black, she would've said I bought it. No, no.
Speaker 3You get choked out, bitch you lying.
Speaker 1Yeah, see, that's how it goes. Like you said, you stealing a 75 inch TV With your six year old Baby in the car.
Speaker 3Like really she carried. I had the six-year-old carry her, she was like yo, they paid for that.
Speaker 1Oh damn she got a mug shot and everything.
Speaker 4No, it ain't a mug shot. But that's the girl though. That's the little kid.
Speaker 3Oh, she's so pretty.
Speaker 4Isn't that fucked up? Now she's a bona fide killer. Now she got a body on her.
Speaker 3Six years old, that little baby like you beat my mama, my mama, she killed my mama. She can really sit up there and be like I'm a killer. She traumatized that baby traumatized.
Speaker 4That's a lot of therapy going in that shit. That's nuts.
Speaker 2A whole bunch of therapy. Yes, it is.
Speaker 1That is nuts. What's another story?
Speaker 4You can think how you in first, like first grade yeah.
Speaker 3I mean everything to you in first grade.
Speaker 4I know, but I ain't writing her no notes. I like you, do you like me? Hell, no, I ain't writing that shit. I'm going to tear that shit up and throw it in the trash.
Speaker 3She killed a cop. She's a cop killer, shoot she killed a cop.
Speaker 1She's a cop killer, killer. That's pretty fucked up. That is pretty messed up. Six years old having to defend your mom like that?
Speaker 4What city was that in? Against the police. His favorite city, oh Michigan.
Speaker 1Damn.
Speaker 4Michigan.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's some fucked up shit.
Speaker 4Hadn't they come out, that should never happen, no it should never happen. No, it should never happened no. I didn't really want to go because that's got like a gloom and doom thing. Was it cold out?
Speaker 2You know we like to have fun out here.
Speaker 3I'm just picturing sometimes you need to know the whole picture, and that's what I'm picturing. I made sure it wasn't AI. Was it snowing?
Speaker 4That's the most important thing.
Speaker 3I was looking for all that shit. I went through several fucking.
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Speaker 4you know how the AI always get me. I went through several motherfucking websites to find that bitch.
Speaker 3Oh, that's funny, damn. Hey, at least you fact-checked this time.
Speaker 4She didn't get charged at all. No, why you don't charge a six-year-old?
Speaker 3Yeah, that's good. You know, they're not even of carnal knowledge and comprehension or nothing. She killed my mama. She killed my mom, so I had to shoot her.
Speaker 1Hey, I got another question. Has anyone ever been on Anesthesia?
Speaker 3For anything. Yes, yes.
Speaker 1I don't remember though. So were you like Having to Talk through it, or you got someone no?
Speaker 4I was fucking sleeping Like 10 minutes, oh man I was not asleep ever.
Speaker 1So, I've been on anesthesia when I had my wisdom teeth pulled.
Speaker 3It didn't put me out, it was just like laughing gas oh yeah, oh yeah, my coven had that. He was cussing his dad out.
Speaker 4Telling his dad all type of shit. That shit didn't do nothing to me.
Speaker 1So there's another story I saw Dude exposes everything to his wife while he's on anesthesia. All his secrets.
Speaker 3All his secrets, hell yeah. Every secret that he's in.
Speaker 4I know my daughter was on it. And I picked her up from the dentist Was she talking. She was talking all kinds of crazy shit.
Speaker 3You got to get some.
Speaker 4She was like so. I will fuck you up she said I defend you, I don't let nobody talk shit about you.
Speaker 3That means people are talking shit about you. People were trying to talk shit about you.
Speaker 4I'm like oh hell, man, that I don't let nobody talk shit about you.
Speaker 1So in the video the dude was talking and his wife was there. He was coming off anesthesia or whatever, or going on anesthesia. He was like, yeah, I had a threesome the other night.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Like she's one of his homeboys?
Speaker 2No, he didn't.
Speaker 1He was like I'm always cheating on you. That's horrible. He was like that's why you stupid.
Speaker 3And I was like damn.
Speaker 4And that's why you're the worst.
Speaker 3He was saying all that while he was on anesthesia.
Speaker 1So he came off anesthesia. He was like yeah, we got something to talk about, how you cheating on me and had these three sisters.
Speaker 2See damn, the one story I saw. Well, this was years ago, but no, it was a little different. Like the guy was coming, His wife was picking him up. He was just looking at her. He couldn't believe that it was his wife. Yeah, I see that, and he was like oh, do you want to date me?
Speaker 1You're so pretty. It was happy he was just like, oh, so pretty.
Speaker 2I mean, he just didn't know. And she was like, oh, we're already married. He was like, oh, I'm married to you yeah.
Speaker 4He was like oh, I'm so lucky I'm like yes, I'm like good Lord, they had that same one when the one chick came off of it.
Speaker 2Oh, it was a girl had one too. Yeah, she was like you're the ugly friend.
Speaker 3I wanted to tell you.
Speaker 4She said your friends are like boom, boom boom.
Speaker 3My best friend's, the only one allowed to pick me up like that. That is crazy.
Speaker 4Hey, I wouldn't give a shit. I always told my best friend, if I have to, to go under.
Speaker 3She has to pick me up.
Speaker 4Nobody else. I have maybe one crazy story to tell her. She already know what you got a lot of bones in the closet. Yeah, she got skeletons in the closet.
Speaker 1No, no, no.
Speaker 3You need to go find yourself by the woman I'll tell you something when the scholars come out of the closet chase you all around the room 13 people. No, no, no.
Speaker 1We already halfway there. Go ahead and start you too.
Speaker 4You better get you some Bobby Womack, girl. That shit will change your life. I don't know if you know who Bobby Womack is, but get you some Bobby Womack.
Speaker 2I like to let everybody know Bobby Womack is from Cleveland, Ohio. How do you know everyone?
Speaker 3that was born in Ohio. They were born in Ohio. He's like you smell like Ohio.
Speaker 4How do you know? I thought about that. Ohio ain't got nothing. They got pretty women and serial killers.
Speaker 2And LeBron James.
Speaker 3LeBron James. That's what I see in Ohio Pretty women and serial killers.
Speaker 4How many serial killers y'all got in that motherfucker? About 20 of them.
Speaker 2No, we only had one.
Speaker 4Bullshit.
Speaker 2Yeah, we just had one Darmer. Yeah, the most famous, damn, the most famous one.
Speaker 4That motherfucker said they found everybody part in the house but a dick. That motherfucker say they found everybody Parting the house, but a dick.
Speaker 1He was treating them Like a hot dog. He was frying them.
Speaker 4Motherfuckers, up With olive oil and shit.
Speaker 3Eating with hot sauce.
Speaker 1Oh hell, he did grow up In a black neighborhood, but a dick and some hot dogs.
Speaker 4Ain't no mayonnaise over here.
Speaker 2Hot dog buns. He did love black dudes, didn't he?
Speaker 4We tasty that motherfucker liked it. He liked that dog meat. I survived.
Speaker 1It's tender.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, he don't even want you. You'd be like hey, you four Are in trouble, I can walk home All by myself tonight, motherfucker be skipping and shit Funny system Skipping.
Speaker 4Nobody wants me you good, hey, you need to come. I'm feeling it now, uh oh.
Speaker 3Joe.
Speaker 4This is good stuff. You don't fuck with that shit.
Speaker 3That one was nasty yeah that one was good.
Speaker 4I, just I this is good stuff you don't fuck with that shit.
Speaker 3That one was nasty, yeah, that one was good. I walked up from the table. I was like why are you handing it to me?
Speaker 4Take it back. No, go ahead, john, go ahead.
Speaker 3Hey, we alcoholics got to stick together. I would not say no.
Speaker 4I know, but we alcoholics got to stick together. All right, fucking power to the people.
Speaker 3One or two empowers. I'm going to be Joe in 30 years.
Speaker 4Watch me Shit. You're going to be drinking good shit in 30 years, boy. Yes, sir, you got to be right, hey, good shit will let you get up in the morning. What did Joe say last week? You had to give his coins back.
Speaker 3No no.
Speaker 4Sky Vodka won't let you get up in the morning. I'm telling you that right now. That shit will not let you get up in the morning. Sky vodka, amsterdam yo shit.
Speaker 1It's $10 and under.
Speaker 4I don't even drink that now you ain't getting up in the morning. You drank that shit.
Speaker 1If it's $10 and under.
Speaker 3I just stay up till the morning, then I don't have to get up in the morning.
Speaker 1Shit if you. Oh, my Lord.
Speaker 4Problem solved.
Speaker 1What's considered like a high-end drink for you.
Speaker 3A high-end. Yeah, what do you Like expensive?
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't know. I drink the same thing every weekend. Why? I mean I'm insulting, but that's just beyond insulting.
Speaker 2He bringing up all the money, stuff, huh.
Speaker 4He's a high-end drink. You must hear yourself, though, what's a high-end drink?
Speaker 2What's a?
Speaker 4high-end drink for you, hey.
Speaker 1A high-end drink might be like something like Sky Vodka.
Speaker 2You don't know For locos. Is he coming in with balls? I don't know.
Speaker 4That shit is expensive.
Speaker 1I know you said what's a high-end drink for you People like you said, as she gets older, her palate's going to change Did you just not say that.
Speaker 4No, she said she's going to be me in 30 years.
Speaker 1I said you're going to be drinking some good shit, exactly. So in 30 years she's going to be drinking good shit. So right now, when you started off drinking, you weren't drinking good shit.
Speaker 4When I was seven years old, my first drink was 7-7.
Speaker 3What you know about that Seagram 7.
Speaker 4Damn right. And then I went to VO.
Speaker 1Oh man.
Speaker 4Get you better, get the fuck out. Talk to me. Seven years old, you can't fuck with that A high-end drink for me is a free one.
Speaker 3If it's free, it's high-end.
Speaker 1You better watch it.
Speaker 3You're going to get a deal. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something Buddy system.
Speaker 4I'm going to tell you something now, okay, you can never drink a lot of free shit, because free shit I always fuck you up Every single time.
Speaker 2No, you can't get drunk off your own.
Speaker 4I get fucked up by myself. If you shit, I can't get drunk off shit that I buy. If I buy it, I can't get drunk. I drink that shit all night.
Speaker 2That nigga buy me one drink, I'm out.
Speaker 4I don't know what the fuck that shit, all that free.
Speaker 3Man, what the hell was that that free shit ain't of the time. Everyone's on my tab Exactly. You don't ever get drunk Stuntin'.
Speaker 4You don't get drunk. Stuntin', if you buying shit, you ain't getting drunk. I'm telling you right now, for some reason I hate that you're right.
Speaker 3That pisses me off.
Speaker 4For some reason you shouldn't be right, right now, for some reason, when you buy shit, you can't get drunk. I'm telling you straight up I've drank myself sober. God damn it.
Speaker 3We believe that Joe, that's an acquired trait how you drink yourself sober.
Speaker 4I don't know how I did it, but I was drinking. All of a sudden I'm like bam, I don't feel a thing.
Speaker 3That man got so high that he got un-high. Get balanced out. What the hell. I'm serious, though I don't drink like that.
Speaker 4No more, though, but I like to drink Chigga. That's why I ain't gonna never quit. Man I never quit man, hey Kate quit.
Speaker 3I aspire to be Joe.
Speaker 4I'm telling you that's why I ain't no organ donor either. My shit's fucked up. You get one of my organs. God damn it that motherfucker didn't put through the ringer Like now you need one sooner than you did.
Speaker 3No no.
Speaker 4I'm telling you my shit, my living shit, that shit's okay.
Speaker 3It's okay, it's not good. It it's okay. It's okay. It's not good, it's okay.
Speaker 4I'll tell you what If I die today and they take my living, put it somewhere.
Speaker 1that motherfucker will be drunk for about two years. He going to be on the table. He's an organ donor that's full of organs. They're going to take one look at it and they're going to be like I can't even give you a blood transfusion.
Speaker 4I took that shit off my driving license.
Speaker 2Fuck that I ain't going to a hospital and y'all kill me to give me some old white dude Fuck that they live on. I heard they let you go faster.
Speaker 4Shit he an organ donor. You know, Mr. Let him go. Mr Ed needs to hurt. We're going to call it.
Speaker 3Pull your shit right out, Nah fuck that we ain't doing that shit.
Speaker 4That's nuts. And to all you Oregon donors you may not go in that motherfucker with a cold. Come out with the cold. Go in that motherfucker with a cold. You got COVID. They gonna take that shit All your organs, boom, boom.
Speaker 2They gonna be on the black market. Yeah, take all your shit. You know they got organs on the black market.
Speaker 4Yeah, they do, going over there in africa getting them kids some people come up, missing people come on uh, what chicago and everything, detroit and all that. They find them bodies with no organs in them nuts, that's crazy that's big money out there.
Speaker 3That's why you gotta be careful. I only take drinks from me, I only take drinks from me.
Speaker 4I don't trust that.
Speaker 3Joe. I wouldn't either but still you drink it right now as you take a swig.
Speaker 2I don't trust that.
Speaker 1Joe Damn this shit. So is good. I don't trust it joke I don't trust it Damn this shit, so is good.
Speaker 3I don't trust it, but I'm going to do it, but still.
Speaker 1I don't understand why there's still moonshine in there. Come on, you can do it.
Speaker 4I'm used to vodka.
Speaker 3It has some vodka in it. That is vodka. It's just high-priced vodka. Yeah, pre-game it's just high-priced vodka. Yeah, it's pretty good. That's the high-priced shit You're going to get up tomorrow.
Speaker 4from that I'm telling you that right there will change your life, right there.
Speaker 3You're going to want no other clear ever.
Speaker 4I already spent enough money that there is going to change your life. You ain't going to want no other clear liquor at all. That shit, there is good right, there Did oh you bought it. I did not make that Okay. My homeboy named back home. Where's back home Alabama?
Speaker 1Bama Joe.
Speaker 3Bama Joe, you just realized that. What Alabama Joe? Wait, where are you from?
Speaker 1I'm from all over, I'm a military brat, he homeless.
Speaker 3Okay, but where were you born? He homeless.
Speaker 1He's a couch surfer. No, I was born in Colorado.
Speaker 3And you surfer when were?
Speaker 2you born.
Speaker 3Illinois, so I'm the only one from here.
Speaker 1Where you from, arizona, exactly. Yeah, oh damn, I had never been out of Arizona. Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4You did tell me that the first time. Don't say that you ain't never been out of Arizona. Don't ever say that again.
Speaker 3And I've been to.
Speaker 4Utah. For a week You've been to Vegas.
Speaker 3Utah. I've never had enough money to go to Vegas.
Speaker 4That place. Bad man, I'm trying to get turnt in Vegas. I can't get turnt if everything there is bad.
Speaker 3Nobody's going to buy me a free drink.
Speaker 4They don't buy you a free drink you straight.
Speaker 1You ain't never been to Vegas, you've been to.
Speaker 2Utah yeah, because they got that Now. If I'm the only hot bitch, I'll get a free drink.
Speaker 4You been to Utah. Yeah, you kidding, cause they got that Fucking fucked up beer over there, right it's all like 6%, but that was all when I was younger.
Speaker 3They got the 3-2 beer Like it's like.
Speaker 4Like a Like two thirds less alcohol Than a regular beer and shit.
Speaker 3Of course you would know that. Yeah, I don't drink beer. Of course you would know that.
Speaker 1Of course you would know that Utah's LDS Ain't. Nobody else know the alcohol yeah.
Speaker 4I'm there, no, their gas Is like fucking, is it? Their gas is Less potent than like 15%.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's okay Because it's the LDS community, so they don't Like they For a long time they weren't even Selling alcohol.
Speaker 4Yeah, shit, we had to Drive down to Vegas just to get our fucking light come back to go off. Shit, to get the liquor light to go off. Yeah no, I've never been anywhere. You had to drive to Vegas and shit. But they do have a lot of Samoans up there, do they?
Speaker 1Utah. Yeah, because there's a lot of Mormon Snowflakes.
Speaker 4A lot of Samoan girls.
Speaker 1There's a lot of Mormon Samoans.
Speaker 4Really yeah juicy women.
Speaker 3I didn't know that Big juicy men. Nah, it's women. You have funny Utah jokes.
Speaker 4I said women.
Speaker 1I didn't say no women, why would I say men?
Speaker 4I said some big juicy women up there.
Speaker 3My bad Didn't mean to offend you.
Speaker 4When I said Take it back. You're not going to be like that one girl we had on Always bringing up gay shit You're bringing up gay shit. I'm not gay or anything but Stevie Swing you said that multiple times it is what it is you might not like it, but it is what it is. I know who I is me too. You know what.
Speaker 3I mean.
Speaker 1You might not like it, but it is what it is.
Speaker 4I know who. I is Me too Right. You know what I mean. Yeah, you're lying.
Speaker 1You babying that moonshine.
Speaker 4That's why Listen.
Speaker 1I will.
Speaker 4I will knock a motherfucker.
Speaker 3I'm drinking mine right now. See me, you're electrolytes I like women though.
Speaker 1I don't give a fuck, he has electrolytes. I don't give a fuck, he has electrolytes.
Speaker 4I have no, I have no limit when it comes to women, women, women, women, women. I have no limit when it comes to women, women, women, women, women.
Speaker 3No limit soldier.
Speaker 1Nigga, when your good looks fade, don't come in my ocean.
Speaker 3That's all I got to tell you.
Speaker 4When your good looks fade, don't come in my ocean, that's all I got to tell you, frank Ocean.
Speaker 2My ocean, bro you know what the fuck ocean talking about. Oh why I say Frank?
Speaker 1Ocean. Don't let that one go, my bad.
Speaker 2Pause.
Speaker 1Fast forward. Rewind Frank Ocean. Be kind and eject the tape. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 4You can't be better than Billy Ocean. Billy Ocean, you don't know who Frank Ocean is. No, that's some gay shit. I don't know who that is. I think he's bi.
Speaker 3But the music is good. Oh, he's great.
Speaker 1No, he's great. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 4That's what I'm saying. He came out better than Billy Ocean. I know who Billy Ocean is Now that we're.
Speaker 2Hey, I love Billy Ocean Billy.
Speaker 1Ocean bad mother. You know who Billy Ocean is. Oh yeah, I know who Billy Ocean is. You're a negro, come on man.
Speaker 2He's trying to tell you you don't know, you don't know. Billy Ocean.
Speaker 4You don't hear Jimmy.
Speaker 1I just listen to Jimmy. He don't hear Jimmy. You don't hear Jimmy, shit.
Speaker 4You don't know about no, I just listen to him. I don't hear him. You don't hear Jimmy. I don't hear him. Shit, you don't know about no, jimmy, jimmy Hendrix.
Speaker 2You don't know about. No, jimmy, well, shit.
Speaker 4I love me some Jimmy.
Speaker 2Now it's movie time.
Speaker 1Wait, oh Real quick, real quick Movie time what we have to make our Super, we ain't doing Super Bowl picks Eagles nigga.
Speaker 2Okay, If you ain't with the Eagles, nigga get out. I want the.
Speaker 4Chiefs to win. If you ain't with the Eagles, get out nigga, get out Chiefs, patrick.
Speaker 2Mahoney.
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Speaker 4Get out your own house, nigga Patrick Mahone. I said leave.
Speaker 3Leave.
Speaker 1Fuck out y'all.
Speaker 3I don't care who I'm Leave Get out, come back when I tell you you can come back. Get the step in. Stand in that corner Be like penitentiary. I bet not see you Standing up peeing.
Speaker 4Listen.
Speaker 1I want the ego. I'm tired of cheating.
Speaker 4Have you seen? Penitentiary you seen?
Speaker 2it right. Yeah, we're half dead. Yeah, leon Isaac, we're half dead.
Speaker 4And then uh, leon, yeah, leon, isaac, with Half Dead, and then Leon, isaac, yeah, leon.
Speaker 2Isaac the.
Speaker 4Busty, the Buster, the Buster. That shit is crazy. I better not catch you standing up peeing. That shit is hilarious boy.
Speaker 1Listen, I want the Eagles to win Nah they going to win this time. I think the Chiefs are going to win Nah they gonna win this time.
Speaker 3I think the Chiefs are gonna win.
Speaker 4Nah, they gonna win this time bro, yeah, I think they gonna win this time they gonna win this time I'm with the Eagles. Jalen Hurts got something for that ass. Who you want to win.
Speaker 3If you say I'm betting on it, fly, eagles fly. I'm gonna be so twisted I won't even know.
Speaker 2You don't like that green-eyed motherfucker. Not that fucker, all right, don't you like the green-eyed motherfucker?
Speaker 4Fucking green-eyed son of a bitch who's?
Speaker 1that.
Speaker 4Patrick.
Speaker 1Is it?
Speaker 4green-eyed.
Speaker 3Patrick, my homie, I have green eyes. That's a real guy.
Speaker 4But you ain't a man.
Speaker 3I'll take my step back now, you're right.
Speaker 4You're not a man, alright well, movie time.
Speaker 2Movie time Now. Some of the new movies that's out. We got Heart Eyes.
Speaker 4I wanna see that that's the.
Speaker 3Valentine Day Horror yeah.
Speaker 2Love hurt. Love hurt Well, heart Eyes is. It's a Killer. He got the little Heart Eyes, I guess.
Speaker 3Like a screen mask With hearts yeah, heart on the eyes.
Speaker 2And he's looking for. He's looking for Couples, couples, exactly. And then what else? You said Love Hurts. Yeah, that looks good.
Speaker 1That's with the Asian guy. Right, that's with the Asian guy and Marshawn Lynch.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, the Asian guy. Right, that's what the Asian guy in Marshawn Lynch is in. Yeah, I'm going to tell you this is not a movie, though that American Primal, that shit is off the chain, american Primal.
Speaker 1Primal. What's it on it's?
Speaker 4on Netflix.
Speaker 1Netflix. What's it about Primal? What's it about.
Speaker 3You can't tell you're going to spoil it, it's it about.
Speaker 1What's it about you?
Speaker 4can't tell you it's a series. Yeah, okay, maybe like six episodes.
Speaker 2No, I got another series for y'all. Hey, they know when we talk about stuff, y'all got to look it up.
Speaker 4We just tell y'all, american Primal though, that motherfucker got the channel, so Love.
Speaker 2Hurts and Hard Eyes Movies.
Speaker 4Watch American Primeval dude.
Speaker 1Another series. Y'all need to watch Paradise Sterling.
Speaker 4K, you said that like four times.
Speaker 1Paradise. I ain't told you about Paradise yet.
Speaker 4Four episodes. For the last three episodes, you said you gotta watch Paradise hey.
Speaker 2I just saw it.
Speaker 4That's the one that he's accused of killing the president, right?
Speaker 2No, he's not accused of killing the president. Remember, don't try to tell him something. He's the killer of the president, right? Yeah? No, he's not accused of killing the president.
Speaker 3He's investigating. Hey, remember, don't try to find him. The president was trying to tell him something.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, he's trying to figure out what the secret is.
Speaker 2He executive produced the show.
Speaker 4Yeah, sterling K Brown, see, I like Western.
Speaker 1That's why. I like Western that's why I what's raw Prime evil Primevo.
Speaker 2They got me too. What would you say, primevo?
Speaker 3Primevo Prime and V-A-L Primevo.
Speaker 4I thought it was prime evil at the first two, but then it's not. I can't see too good, so fuck it, you know. Oh, jurassic, they're coming. Good, so fuck it, you know.
Speaker 2Oh, jurassic. Yeah, they're coming out with another Jurassic World.
Speaker 4On Netflix. That ain't coming out. That ain't coming out until the end of the year.
Speaker 3Yeah, but it's still 2025. That's 2025.
Speaker 4That's it.
Speaker 1That's a new Marvel movie. Captain America's out.
Speaker 2That's a new Captain America. Yeah, that comes out.
Speaker 4That's next week, but you talking about Jurassic. That shit come out in December. It's still 2025, joe, nobody can look that far ahead, nobody.
Speaker 3I'm still excited. I'll forget about it, but I'll be excited again when it's supposed to be.
Speaker 4You're going to forget all about that shit. I'll be excited again.
Speaker 2Companion. I don't know, it's that girl with the.
Speaker 3Robot.
Speaker 2Yeah, is she a robot? I think she is a robot.
Speaker 3Yeah, she's a robot. What's her name? I don't know her name, but she's in Yellow Jacket. She was really good in Yellow Jacket.
Speaker 4Ooh Yellow Jacket. I didn't see it.
Speaker 2See, do y'all go. Yellow Jacket, that was a good show. I didn't see it, oh see. Well, see, do y'all go.
Speaker 1Yellow Jackets.
Speaker 3I'm gonna look it up, though that was a good show, I heard.
Speaker 1Yellow Jackets.
Speaker 3I heard it was good, that was a good show.
Speaker 4Season two's supposed to come out soon too. Yeah, I did see it. Yeah, yeah, I'm excited for.
Speaker 1The new.
Speaker 4Yeah, the one that he's like an investigator. He find people and shit.
Speaker 1I can't think of it right now, beast.
Speaker 3Games who Episode 9 of Beast Games tonight. Yeah, I've been watching that. That shit is crazy.
Speaker 1It's crazy.
Speaker 4I told you.
Speaker 3Man he be throwing some monkey wrenches in there.
Speaker 2Hey, I see another, my dead friend Zoe.
Speaker 3Is that a zombie movie?
Speaker 2I have no idea. I just see it popped up On the website I'm looking at Wait let me make, because when I look on the computer, you see that, since we oh wait, no, my dead friend Zoe don't come out Till February 28, nevermind.
Speaker 4Hey, you know what. You know what we didn't talk about All these fucked up Trades that went on, though, bro, that shit's crazy, oh, sports trade.
Speaker 2Oh, in the NBA. Yeah, luca.
Speaker 4Yeah, fucking, then.
Speaker 2PJ Tucker Go to Miami, then went to Toronto. Yeah, they got traded like four times.
Speaker 1Guzman yeah.
Speaker 4Guzman's out of Washington.
Speaker 1Who else Jimmy Butler? Jimmy Butler is with Golden State.
Speaker 4Now Jimmy Butler is with Golden State.
Speaker 1That was expected, though Schroeder. Schroeder got traded twice. He got traded like three times Three times, two or three times.
Speaker 3Three times.
Speaker 4Yeah, he fucked up, though he should have got that Laker money. That's karma like a motherfucker right there.
Speaker 2Yeah, he took that Laker money man Laker was giving him like 80-something million dollars, that nigga wouldn't take it.
Speaker 4Who? Schroeder, schroeder and now he can't even stay on the team. Here we go, we'll give you a billion for a year and he's like, okay.
Speaker 1And they gave Josh Allen the MVP. Yeah yeah, that hurt my feelings.
Speaker 4They're on for that. Me too, I didn't like that at all. I knew they were going to give it to him.
Speaker 3He made it farther, so that's why they gave it to him, that's.
Speaker 4ESPN though.
Speaker 1ESPN, though ESPN did that Okay here, we go.
Speaker 4Espn wanted him to do it hey yeah, I just got a damn conspiracy Fuck.
Speaker 2ESPN. They wanted him to have it and they gave it to him.
Speaker 4Wait, when is it?
Speaker 2The 23rd. What's that this month? Oh no, Since we talking sports.
Speaker 3It's Stupid shit.
Speaker 2He's like the clapping little monkey with the cymbals, but it's got that one really fun guy in it. Hey, I had one of them when I was a kid.
Speaker 4You hit it on top of the head, right? That's the weirdest shit I ever heard.
Speaker 1I agree, yeah, no what are them?
Speaker 3The monkey. You ever seen those monkeys with the little drummer boy outfits? Oh, hell no.
Speaker 1That's some stupid movie. Was a kid. It looks kind of dumb, to tell you the truth, but it's got.
Speaker 4Okay, I'm going to see it, I'm going to see it, you go see it. But I can't say, I can't let the show end Without talking about my nigga bitches.
Speaker 2Oh lord, I love them. Who my nigga bitches. Man Joe going to get us cancelled.
Speaker 4Man, those girls be playing Joe going to get us canceled. Man man, them girls be playing Joe going to get us canceled. Man, Joe going to get us canceled. Ever since UCLA beat them and they've been kicking ass and double digits, I don't give a fuck who they play. They motherfucking killing them.
Speaker 1Hey, your favorite player got. She's no longer playing for the Mercury.
Speaker 2Who.
Speaker 4Oh, Ben Simmons.
Speaker 2Oh, we are getting up out of here.
Speaker 4No, not that Anyway.
Speaker 3I'm talking about. I got you.
Speaker 2You know what dog Listen? We try to have a nice little podcast. No, he's starting that shit. Everybody going to come after me. I wasn't talking about that.
Speaker 4He started that shit. But I was talking about they get to go home. I was talking about the South Carolina Gamecocks. They I'm talking about the South Carolina Gamecocks.
Speaker 2They been balling, bro. Who's the producer or executive producer? Ucla blew the motherfuckers out.
Speaker 4Yeah no. Ucla blew the motherfuckers out and since that blowout they beat everybody by double digits down LSU everybody.
Speaker 3They had that rude awakening.
Speaker 4That's what that was. They fucking everybody up digits down there LSU everybody. They had that rude awakening. That's what that was. They fucking everybody up bro. I love them and I'm a big fan of y'all, so fucking, I might say some derogatory shit, Gamecocks. But let me tell y'all, if y'all need a shovel, I'm your nigga. That's all I got to say Go Buckeyes, go Gamecocks. And say Go Buckeyes, go Gamecocks. And I'm going to tie it all the way and roll. Tie it all the way, too Shit you don't get it.
Speaker 4See, I'm going to teach you the lingo before you leave, okay, because when I say you need a shovel, that's all you need, sir.
Speaker 3You want my shovel?
Speaker 4My kid called me one day. He said Dad I. I said what do I need? Do we need a shovel? He said, no, we don't need a shovel.
Speaker 3A shovel and a hoe, don't get it done. I know it's just a shovel.
Speaker 2Just a shovel, just a shovel, okay y'all. Well, anybody got any party words? Everybody have a nice have a wonderful first Friday.
Speaker 4Is it first Friday?
Speaker 2First Friday hey, y'all know, when people hear this, they don't hear this till whenever.
Speaker 4First Friday man, we going to Elysian Okay everybody, we can take you to Elysian girl, take me to Elysian. Yeah, we can take you to leisure, oh you talking about some shit are you hating, take you to the Legion. Oh hey, hey, we ain't got about no drink no, where the white women at. Where the white women at.
Speaker 3Ring your roommates.
Speaker 4The mountains of caucuses when the white women at. I'm going to leave that right there for you. I know you feel it.
Speaker 2All right, y'all, we will see y'all next week, all right.
Speaker 4Peace. I love my job, shit.