Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
From Catfishing to Grammy Glamour
Can age really be just a number, or is it all about the attitude? That's the spirited discussion we kick off this episode with, as we humorously debate the nuances of age perceptions and skin tone descriptors like "milk chocolate" and "caramel." Joined by our vibrant returning guest, Jess, we dive into cultural topics that keep our audience entertained, including Kanye West's wife's bold public antics and the confidence needed in relationships. With laughter echoing throughout, this episode is all about candid humor and engaging conversations that will leave you both amused and pondering your own perspectives.
Ever wondered what happens when celebrity gossip collides with sports chat? We explore it all, from the Kardashians to cosmetic surprises, blending pop culture with personal anecdotes. The chatter takes a comical turn with tales of catfishing adventures in Pakistan and a surprising incident at Walmart that sheds light on broader societal issues. Our banter flows seamlessly, touching on Grammy buzz and Kendrick Lamar's daring fashion choices, all while keeping the atmosphere lively and full of unexpected twists.
Get ready for a rollercoaster of anesthesia confessions that lead to hilarious and heartfelt revelations. We share amusing stories of secrets spilled under sedation, bringing out the unpredictable yet entertaining nature of such moments. From personal anecdotes to jokes about Ohio and its notable figures, our episode wraps up with a mix of sports talk and pop culture banter, teasing new movie releases and TV series. With Jess adding her youthful insights, this episode promises a delightful blend of humor, relatable stories, and thought-provoking topics.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 2:Didn't I tell y'all to cheer?
Speaker 1:check, yeah, check, hold on, hold on, check yo uh uh check yeah, welcome to the nobody's Talking Podcast.
Speaker 2:I was about to flow. He cut me off right there. We are here for another week. Yeah, we got the crew. We got a full, the whole crew, here today. Okay, I'm going to wait for it to go off. Okay, okay, anyway, okay, I'm going to wait for it to go off.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2:Once again, thank you for listening to us and thank you for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. I am your host, the chocolate one, the chocolate boy wonder. Somebody told me I looked 35. I was like man Boy. I'm trying to think. I don't know where I was at.
Speaker 3:Did your nipples get hurt? Maybe?
Speaker 2:it was a guy.
Speaker 3:Oh, it was a guy. Yeah, it was a dude. Oh, that changes everything. What the fuck was a dude telling me? I looked 35?. No, it was a dude.
Speaker 4:If a girl tell me I looked 35, I'll be like, oh, why do you?
Speaker 1:care. Yeah, nah, I get told I look young all the time See, you ain't know, yeah, man.
Speaker 3:You ain't even out your 40s man.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Please, man, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:All right, man, get the fuck out of here all right, anyway, I'm bosco sitting to my left, it's the karma one actually I'm like uh, milk chocolate, oh damn, yeah, are you. Are you we milky today, are you?
Speaker 2:milky is on the mic. Milky silky. Milky, silky milky. Who drunk all my milk? Are you light skinned or dark skinned?
Speaker 1:You know, there ain't no dark skin. I'm not light skinned, I'm middle, I'm caramel, I'm in the middle, I'm definitely caramel, yeah, milk chocolate.
Speaker 3:I'll say I'm dark brown, though If I was a brown bear I'd be a dark brown bear.
Speaker 1:To my left.
Speaker 3:There's somebody coming.
Speaker 2:Uh-oh, uh-oh To his left.
Speaker 1:To his left is hey man, we're waiting on you. To his left CPT Once again late.
Speaker 2:Once again, rodeo Joe, we're going to name this.
Speaker 1:Late man, joe. He got Timo on his phone right now he over here ordering.
Speaker 2:I had just ordered something yesterday. Alright so who's to his left.
Speaker 4:To my left, baby who I'm talking to? To my left, superman is in the building. I said something.
Speaker 3:To my left, superman is in the building. Pew pew, pew, pew, pew pew. I said something. You said something I know you did. You started talking about TV. See, you tried to digest. And to my left, we got another special guest who is no longer a guest. She is now going to be part of the show when I show up, when she shows up. Sober, all right.
Speaker 2:It's.
Speaker 3:Jess.
Speaker 1:Jess. Thank you, Steve Jess.
Speaker 3:Jess. You're welcome Out in the air, out here. It's okay, I'm just killing it. We renamed the podcast I was just making some of the life More niggas than a white girl.
Speaker 1:From the mountains of caucuses.
Speaker 3:The mountains are wet.
Speaker 4:Caucus, caucus, mountains.
Speaker 3:You all right with that.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, oh yeah, four old heads and a young one. There we go Party time. She balances everything out because she tells us about You're welcome. Thank you, we appreciate it. Yeah, she tells us about, like all the like the young people.
Speaker 1:Like, okay, I got, I got a question. Who is Dochi?
Speaker 3:Dochi.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a singer. Okay, she won Best Rap.
Speaker 3:Album how you spell it. I ain't never heard of her D-O-I, d-o-e-h-i-i. You want some fake awards.
Speaker 1:I didn't watch them.
Speaker 4:I just heard about them.
Speaker 3:I watch them, motherfuckers. I love them man.
Speaker 1:Did you?
Speaker 3:see Kanye's wife.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's talk about that man, Because I wish, I would wish I had a wife that wanted to walk around like that.
Speaker 4:It's just weird.
Speaker 1:That ain't weird.
Speaker 3:No it's weird, because that bitch is bad and she knows she bad and she just let everybody see it.
Speaker 1:And Kanye is smart about it too.
Speaker 3:Like. I don't get no fuck because of my album coming out.
Speaker 1:I want y'all to go buy that album just to see my wife on the cover. I follow Kanye on Instagram. All he's been posting about is how, the day after Instagram is, his wife is the most Googled woman or Googled person on the planet, right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because nobody really knew yeah nobody knew her, but when she showed them them areolas, and that kitty kitty, and that kitty kitty in that nude dress.
Speaker 4:She roll like it's good.
Speaker 3:Nigga. Oh my God, I ain't mad at her.
Speaker 4:Like Robin.
Speaker 1:Harris said tickle when she walk. That's my thing, I love nudity.
Speaker 4:I love nudity.
Speaker 1:Tickle when she walk.
Speaker 3:Y'all really, you really.
Speaker 1:But no, you know what I?
Speaker 2:absolutely believe, steve, you look tasty.
Speaker 1:No, he's absolutely true about he wouldn't care if his wife or significant other would ever walk around like that.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't allow it. I would walk around like that as long as she bring it on home.
Speaker 3:If I didn't get arrested, I'd be walking around Mandinga Lane, Mandinga Lane Clearing off the table. We don't need to see that.
Speaker 1:You don't want that.
Speaker 4:I don't want that. Yeah, we don't need. Exactly, we ain't going to be friends, if you walk around. It ain't for y'all, all right.
Speaker 1:Hey, listen, listen. We ain't hanging out, we ain't playing ball together or nothing.
Speaker 3:Hey man, I ain't doing no niggas bitch, I'm just saying Y'all on some bullshit You're going to hurt a lot of niggas feelings. Y'all on some bullshit. I ain't lying. I ain't a gay man, but that motherfucker there boy, hold up, hold up, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4:Man, I'm coming up on him one time. Let's not talk about it.
Speaker 3:I know what you're I'm thinking about rockin.
Speaker 2:I'm naked.
Speaker 3:I'm going first nigga that make it going last where they gonna be right there I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck how many niggas it is that nigga gonna last?
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck. What if she look at him and say I want him first.
Speaker 3:What if she like? No, I want him first.
Speaker 1:Then you leave him, you just go walk out the door.
Speaker 3:Ain't nothing I can do for the bitch I'm leaving. Aw man, Damn that nigga. Nine pounds six ounces.
Speaker 4:This motherfucker just went off the rails. That nigga nine pounds six ounces.
Speaker 3:Nigga ain't fucking with that.
Speaker 2:Oh my lord, wait, how did we get to?
Speaker 3:I don't even know we started with the Yorker.
Speaker 4:We started with the Yorker. You don't want to talk about walking around naked did you.
Speaker 3:Oh man, I'm sorry, man Nah this is too weak.
Speaker 4:I can't man. I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 1:That shit.
Speaker 4:Nah, this is too weak, I can't do that I get the good stuff. Oh shit, hold up. My man, that's my boy. One of them is gin, one of them is bourbon, what's it do?
Speaker 1:No, that's Hennessy. What's that?
Speaker 3:That's that agave. That's that agave right there.
Speaker 4:You know, he don't fuck with vodka.
Speaker 3:He don't fuck with no vodka. He don't drunk with vodka. No, that's that moonshine Boy. You don't know nothing about that white whiskey. Yeah, man, you forgot where he from.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I bought it just for you.
Speaker 4:Just in case you say something all fucked up, hold on, got where he from, oh damn, oh yeah. When he said he needed a kick, I bought it just for you. Just in case you say something, all fucked up, hold on, hold on, hold on. He didn't want to talk about nine pounds six pounds, all you need is a teaspoon.
Speaker 1:We off the grill. We got to reel it back in.
Speaker 4:Let's get back on track.
Speaker 3:Back on track man.
Speaker 1:My ex-wife is hot I ain't mad at. Let's get back on track, back on track, man. My ex-wife is hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I ain't mad at her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 4:I ain't mad at her either, I'm not I ain't mad at her. I want a hot chick.
Speaker 1:You know, I think.
Speaker 4:I think every man Deserves a hot chick At least once. Hey Kanye had like two or three. She bought all her shit. That don't count.
Speaker 3:Oh, lord, ken.
Speaker 4:That don't count, oh Lord Kim.
Speaker 3:But she's still hot man.
Speaker 2:You bought the shit, hey Joe now you know, some of our guests, that we have bought their shit too, Everybody is specially invited. You're going to kill all of them Because you know Kim Kardashian is specially invited on the show.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 2:Now she ain't going to come because she's like Joe said I bought all my stuff.
Speaker 3:And I did. I mean, joe said I bought all my stuff and I did, but she ain't going to come on the show anyway, it's her Go ahead. Joe, that's her shit. She bought that. She paid for it. I think all of them.
Speaker 4:What's the chunky one? She's lost all the weight. Is that Khloe? Khloe looked good. Yeah, Khloe look good now.
Speaker 3:So I know they had some sex.
Speaker 4:Shit. Khloe, look good A motherfucker Lips and shit.
Speaker 3:I was looking around like damn Fucking face out there.
Speaker 4:That ain't the same, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:See, we don't understand the plights of the pretty woman. No, I'm just saying no, I'm just saying.
Speaker 4:Why don't you give me the mic? Take it back, take it back, you're all natural, ain't you?
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, then I'm too broke to be natural. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4:She said Unnatural. You too broke to be unnatural. Shit. I'm chasing my mother. There's a will, there's a way. Find a way. My mother, cause your mother, could go out there and beat up your bug.
Speaker 1:God damn it go out there and beat up your bug. Yeah, a buddy of mine his ex went and got a whole bunch of work done, two weeks later asking him for money. Damn, wait what. Yeah. Two weeks later asking for money she done spent all this money.
Speaker 4:It didn't work. Though Is it good it didn't work out, man? I mean it was good. Wait, I have a question, real quick.
Speaker 2:I have a question real quick, did y'all hear? I mean, we can look it up real quick. Right, this couple had a baby. Did we talk about this or no? And the baby's different colors and shit. No, and the baby was ugly. No, the baby was like non-attractive.
Speaker 4:Okay, Damn, that's a few out there Wait wait.
Speaker 2:So the man was mad. Then he found out like old pictures of his chick. Didn't know she had surgery, oh damn wow, we didn't talk about that elementary school photos.
Speaker 3:That's how your baby gonna look, because you know half of that.
Speaker 2:He met her post-surfing yeah.
Speaker 4:Looking like Kermit Baby had an overbite looking like motherfucking from what the fuck.
Speaker 3:What's his name? Shrimp Boat, captain what. What's his name? Shrimp Boat, captain what.
Speaker 4:Bubba Gump Shrimp.
Speaker 3:Bubba Gump Shrimp. There you go.
Speaker 4:Looking like Bubba Gump. Everything I know about shrimps, I think.
Speaker 2:I think he can talk like that. Hey, I watched Homeboy last night on ATL.
Speaker 1:Okay, remember, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was the.
Speaker 2:Yeah, remember. And then when he was in, remember, when he was on Wildcats, wildcats, what else was he? Wild back in the day he was on Waitin' to a Tale.
Speaker 3:Oh, what's up? Well, he was the quarterback.
Speaker 4:He was the quarterback. Yeah, yeah, he was he was Nah, that's crazy. Yeah, he was the quarterback. That's crazy shit. Entertainment, that's what we do Ain't that crazy.
Speaker 1:But what about so continuing with the Grammys? Y'all think it was pretty diabolical what Kanye did, Not Kanye, I'm sorry. Kendrick, Not Kanye, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Kendrick.
Speaker 1:Diabolica, what is you talking?
Speaker 3:about.
Speaker 1:He ain't do nothing, so not only did he win for that song Album of the year, but the outfit he wore Y'all didn't hear about this. No, it's called a Canadian tuxedo. Oh, the blue jean, the blue jean outfit. Oh man, I ain't get no fuck. So you think about how much I think you're looking too much in this. No, that's all they talked about. It was on the news the next day.
Speaker 4:I know man, that's just too much. You're looking too much in this. I know man, Y'all just trying to make that shit.
Speaker 3:He's going after Drake. See, he's just trying to make that shit.
Speaker 4:I'm fucked up because Drake can't even go to the Olympics, motherfucker's supposed to be in LA. That nigga can't even go to the Olympics nigga he's fucked up.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, Drake, bro, Drake punk ass.
Speaker 4:Can't come to LA, maybe you can watch it from Yuma.
Speaker 3:You never been to the ghetto.
Speaker 2:Don't ever come to the ghetto, hey okay, I got something there Because you wouldn't understand the ghetto, since we talking about the blue jeans. Who saw the boxer that had the blue jean? Blue jean trunks and the Timberland boxing shoes that was actually dope, he from Philly yeah. That's his shout out to Philly. Oh wow, he wore some Timberland boxing boots Right right there and some blue jean shorts I mean blue jean trunks Did he win. That's dope.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, as long as he won, that was pretty dope. You better not lose that coming out there in that outfit, right, you better not lose. You better be a motherfucking tough motherfucker. Know what you're doing.
Speaker 2:That is true it.
Speaker 1:It's original. I like it. I like it, did y'all see what's the name about the fight. Crawford is already.
Speaker 4:In Canelo.
Speaker 1:Canelo, yeah, in Vegas, right Crawford got a game.
Speaker 4:What 15 pounds.
Speaker 1:Cause Canelo was gonna fight Jake Paul, but then he called that off Jake.
Speaker 4:Paul ain't gonna fuck Canelo man For real Cause he ain't doing that. He ain't doing that fake Jake Paul ain't gonna fuck with. Kanawha.
Speaker 2:Man for real, Because he ain't doing that funny.
Speaker 4:He ain't doing that fake stuff. He ain't gonna fuck with him. He need to take his money and run. Hey has any of them goons fought, Not no real boxer no.
Speaker 2:Now, what's the fighter? The crazy fighter.
Speaker 4:Which one?
Speaker 2:The UFC dude, the white dude, italy fire.
Speaker 1:Which one? The UFC dude, the white dude? Oh, he's not Italy, he's Ireland. Mcgregor, conor McGregor. Nah, they ain't fought him yet, nah, man. Nah but he couldn't even beat Madison Fury's brother yeah.
Speaker 4:And he's an MMA slash boxing fighter too, so he couldn't even beat him. So, you put him in there with a fucking Somebody who's skilled, a true legend.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they say they don't think he can beat anybody Like a real boxer, like top 40.
Speaker 4:He's a fighting motherfucker. He outweigh him by fucking 40 pounds and shit you know.
Speaker 2:He ain't fighting no weight class Right Shit. I would like to point out I can stand up with Mayweather.
Speaker 4:if I was getting there he might beat the shit out of me, but I don't think he is.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, because you weigh so much more than him.
Speaker 4:That nigga 130 pounds.
Speaker 2:Hey, shout out to the Paul brothers. They are from Ohio.
Speaker 3:I've been eating all this shit, just pay me at the end of this motherfucker, I get plastic surgery.
Speaker 4:You don't like the Paul brothers.
Speaker 1:Why don't you like the Paul brothers? They get money.
Speaker 3:They're annoying.
Speaker 1:They get money, so Jay Paul, what if they?
Speaker 3:got money, they're still annoying. You love money.
Speaker 4:You love money, nigga.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying so. They came up to you and asked you know, you was the one over here Talking about this nigga dick and now you want to try to flip it on you talking about all that money you talking about the money though.
Speaker 3:You fucking ass here.
Speaker 1:I'm asking her.
Speaker 4:Looking for your bag For real Hold up First of all.
Speaker 3:Somebody come pick up?
Speaker 1:So, jake Paul, logan Paul, come and ask you out. You ain't gonna go out.
Speaker 3:For Free dinner. I'll go out with anybody For free dinner.
Speaker 1:Okay then. So why didn't you say Talk about her nigga.
Speaker 3:Why you?
Speaker 4:didn't say that last show, no, no, that one time. Talk about her, nigga. Why you didn't say that last show? Shit no.
Speaker 3:No, that one time y'all asked if I would date somebody.
Speaker 2:That is a date.
Speaker 4:I'd take you out on free dinner? Shit I would have. And now you wearing those shorts, I'd take you out.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I am no longer a member of this podcast. I'm going home, oh my dog.
Speaker 4:See.
Speaker 3:See.
Speaker 4:Joe, it happens, drink, drink that.
Speaker 1:No, you don't want me to drink the rest of this shit? No, you want some.
Speaker 4:You want some, go ahead and take a swig. Go ahead and take a swig. She said yes.
Speaker 3:Go ahead and take a swig. She said, yes, come on, drink, drink.
Speaker 2:She tried to say woo, what's that If it goes?
Speaker 1:south. Don't spill it on the expensive equipment.
Speaker 2:This all we got Ain't no backup. This is $3,000 equipment right here. This definitely ain't a ESPN that $3,000 is gone and it ain't coming back.
Speaker 4:See, you ain't supposed to smell it, you're supposed to drink it.
Speaker 3:You want to hear it. She said what.
Speaker 2:Inhale it, don't smell it. Come on, what'd they say? Don't babysit it, hit it, don't babysit it. He already took the nipple off.
Speaker 1:It ain't that bad.
Speaker 3:It ain't that bad. He took the nipple off.
Speaker 4:It ain't that bad, it's good though.
Speaker 3:You'll be surprised. It's smooth. You'll be shocked. It's smooth as it's smooth as Goddamn medicated cotton.
Speaker 1:Go ahead and knock it all back, oh god.
Speaker 3:Hell no.
Speaker 4:Boy, she ain't gonna make it.
Speaker 3:Through the show.
Speaker 1:She'll be over here like this I got a backup no don't worry about that. Damn. You chased it With some beer, nah you?
Speaker 4:gonna get her nothing. What else do I have to chase it with A starburst gun? Wow.
Speaker 3:You should have said that hey, she's a vet. You should have said that oh, she's a vet, you can bet she can dance underwater and not get wet.
Speaker 4:Man, this show is awesome.
Speaker 3:Real.
Speaker 4:She's ready. Don't be scared. Tell her what you're chasing with.
Speaker 3:She got this.
Speaker 1:Look at this dude. Oh my Lord, wow, what is that?
Speaker 3:What is that one? Go ahead and chase her with that. That's some good stuff.
Speaker 4:There's Martell right there, hey that one Go ahead and chase it with that. That's a good one.
Speaker 3:That one didn't make her stutter, though that one made her stutter, that one martell right there, good job.
Speaker 4:Cone Jack, that's some. Cone Jack, that's that.
Speaker 2:That's that, jack.
Speaker 4:To make you Jack.
Speaker 3:That's that Jack. That's that Jack. Baby you Jack. That's that Jack.
Speaker 4:I wish I could go back to the billboard today.
Speaker 2:Wait what?
Speaker 1:What'd he say?
Speaker 3:What he's still. Oh man, that must be the alcohol I'm talking about this boy crazy.
Speaker 4:Blame it on my alcohol. This boy crazy, crazy.
Speaker 1:Rod is no longer in the bill. This is this is because we ain't got no video.
Speaker 3:This is because we ain't got no video man, we just going to have to paint the picture for y'all. This is the bill card.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, oh Lord, have mercy. What is going on? What's going on? Get you a little pudding, pop these shenanigans.
Speaker 3:I can't take you seriously with a goggle on these little shenanigans.
Speaker 4:I was better to see you with my dick.
Speaker 1:Just call me.
Speaker 4:Uncle.
Speaker 3:Big Bad.
Speaker 4:Better to see you with my dick. Damn you got there, uncle Big Bad. Better to see you with my dad. Damn you got that, uncle Big Bad oh Lord, have mercy, I'm done.
Speaker 2:Okay, now look, we talked about the Grammys okay, the Grammys we know the. I know somebody had a who sent a. Well, a couple of them things.
Speaker 4:I couldn't even see them though oh, you can't see them.
Speaker 2:No, sometimes they don't play. There a couple of them Things. I couldn't even see them though. Oh, you can't see them. No, sometimes they don't play. What was that?
Speaker 4:There was one of them. What was that? Instagram, did y'all hear?
Speaker 1:about this chick that went to Pakistan.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh, you heard about it. Yeah, I heard about that. Black chick went to Pakistan and she catfished the motherfucker.
Speaker 1:No, she didn't catfish, she did. Well, yeah, she did catfishing.
Speaker 4:She did catfishing, she showed up. Why are you lying? She did catfishing, she showed up.
Speaker 1:So she was supposed to show up. Beat this 19-year-old Pakistani dude.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Marry him right.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 1:She's supposed to marry him 19?. She showed up. He's like she showed up.
Speaker 4:And the mom took him to to the now. Now Hell to the now. Now she tore up To the now now, and they abandoned her ass. Now she over in Pakistan.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so her visas ran out. They extended her visa for a few more days, but she's over there making demands like I want all this, I want $100,000. I want my husband, I want to take the money, I want to rebuild she out her damn mind, bro. What is wrong?
Speaker 4:with people today. Man they're going to find that bitch strapped to a tank.
Speaker 3:Man. They're going to find her head. They're treating her like royalty right now. They're going to cut her head off.
Speaker 4:I guess the family had a little money. But the dude, they've been on the internet conversation and she catfished him and when she flew over there and she got to the door they peeped through the peephole and it wasn't where they're supposed to be, right Like oh hell, no, that ain't what I signed up for. He left, the mama left, they all left, but she don't know where they at. Damn they got little on them. She over there cutting up, she cutting up. Man, I'm not kidding. Yeah, I did hear about that.
Speaker 1:Supposedly there's an older guy over there that said he would marry her Offered her to stay in one of his houses the first one wasn't good enough. Second one wasn't good enough, so she ended up staying in the third one. The female military Pampered her up and everything, gave her a full makeover and everything, and she look.
Speaker 4:Hold on, man, you can put lipstick on a pig, it's still a goddamn pig, but she over there making demands on the news. Unfortunately, one of our sisters I don't mess around Unfortunately one of our sisters.
Speaker 1:Hey, she.
Speaker 4:That's crazy. She look like Precious If you can't see the video I sent you.
Speaker 3:Precious might have a little bit on her, oh wow.
Speaker 1:She ain't as bad as Precious. I'm dead, you see her. Oh yeah, man, please.
Speaker 4:That's some shit there, so they're wondering oh, oh, oh, yeah, no, but that's man, please, that's, that's some shit there.
Speaker 1:So they're wondering Cause I think they extended her visa To like the 11th. Did you find it? They extended her visa To the 11th. They're wondering.
Speaker 2:What to go. That's her right there, oh.
Speaker 4:Let me see. Check the group chat. Let me see how much Lick I need. Check the group chat. Let me see how much lick I need Check the group chat man.
Speaker 3:I got so many chats.
Speaker 4:Hey, let me see how much lick I need. Look at her. Oh, here we go. Ooh man, they draw on that, they eyebrow draw on that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they did like one of those eyebrow string lines, oh wow.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh wow, oh wow, not even close, man she lucky.
Speaker 4:She don't.
Speaker 3:She lucky.
Speaker 4:Let me see, let me see, she catfished him, though she catfished the dude she hit him with the catfisher I know she catfished him. Man, that motherfucker she be digging for truffles, for real Damn Catfishing.
Speaker 3:Man, that motherfucker should be digging for truffles For real. I'm dead man. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:Hey, it is what it is.
Speaker 3:I can't defend that shit. Hey man, why she in that zebra outfit?
Speaker 4:That's somebody that filter put that lipstick on her.
Speaker 3:Oh shit I know, man?
Speaker 4:Oh no, they wrong for that, bro. She wrong for that, though. And you imagine, though, you're 19 years old and you got you thinking like think about it, you're 19 years old, you got 70 years, oh yeah yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1:That's her. They're walking her through. You said precious. Oh my Lord.
Speaker 3:You said precious man, come on man.
Speaker 4:No, but you, 19 years old, you got 60 years with this motherfucker. You even think about dying. I'm not thinking about that.
Speaker 1:I just don't understand how Look even think about dying. I'm not thinking about that.
Speaker 3:I just don't understand how Look at the frown on his face Like that dude was like Money, she don't care. No, no, no. I ain't talking about her, I'm talking about him.
Speaker 4:He got he's 19. He got 60 years before he even think about dying Shit, real. Kill me now.
Speaker 3:Oh no, hey, in Pakistan Do you get four. I put her in the back room and she don't never had to come out.
Speaker 1:She's in lock because they're being very accommodating to her right now.
Speaker 4:She'd be in a stable with the rest of the horses.
Speaker 3:She did have a zebra outfit on.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't let her take it off.
Speaker 1:They're being very accommodating. Why are?
Speaker 3:they even Listening to her.
Speaker 1:I don't know what has she got. Maybe they're afraid to no, no, no.
Speaker 4:They had an agreement Online. They didn't.
Speaker 1:No, they're talking about why, like Pakistan's not Kicking her out, yeah, making her come back.
Speaker 4:Why are they listening To all that shit?
Speaker 3:They on the, they on the pressure, she's not like.
Speaker 4:Man come on man, they on the pressure.
Speaker 3:I mean, you know, and she's an.
Speaker 4:American. They ain't going to do nothing to that man.
Speaker 3:No, Get her out of there.
Speaker 4:Yes, send her home, send her home, send her home.
Speaker 3:I just don't get it.
Speaker 4:We're putting you on the hop, put her on a hop. See, that's what she wants. She wants, okay, I will give you $100,000.
Speaker 3:Nah, we ain't giving you shit, but a hop home, a hop back across the pond.
Speaker 4:You can stay here and eat some motherfucking.
Speaker 1:I kind of feel sorry for her. She wants to meet her husband.
Speaker 2:I know he lying. He's such a liar.
Speaker 4:I feel bad for her.
Speaker 1:Take two drinks for that one.
Speaker 4:Take two drinks for that one, one of each. That one ain't even strong enough. You Take a swig. Take two drinks with that, one of each. That one ain't even strong enough. Oh, you gave me the strong one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, see, you're going to be all right.
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Speaker 1:You can't take it. Take it from her.
Speaker 3:You know she gonna drink it, you put it in front of her. That shit's crazy that shit's so fucking crazy.
Speaker 4:Listen, let me tell you something. Let me taste that.
Speaker 3:That nigga thoughtful. He's so thoughtful You're going to need a chaser, you're going to need something to soak that up. I got some hot dog buns in there.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is this guy.
Speaker 3:He's so thoughtful.
Speaker 4:They need more motherfuckers like you. Hey, they need more motherfuckers like you. The world would be a better place. The world would be a better place.
Speaker 2:Man, I'm done.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it would be a better place. Hey, nah, we good though I'm done. Yeah, it would be a better place. Hey, nah, we good though I'm good. Did you get the thing I sent, which one? We ain't gonna really talk about it because it'd be too controversial. What's that?
Speaker 2:Oh, from was that in Michigan? Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh well, in Michigan this woman goes to Walmart, her and her kid, her and her daughter goes to Walmart, right, she buys a TV, 75 inch. So on the way out, you know she dropped the receipt or whatever. But the Walmart greeter says she can't leave with the TV without the receipt. So she called the cashier over and the cashier comes over and says yeah, she paid for it. You know, yeah. So the Walmart, the dude, said the dude said well, I don't know if it's the highway, but the dude said she couldn't, that she couldn't leave with the TV. So she said, well, I paid for it. She left, she took the TV and she put it in her car. I guess the dude called, they called the cops. So the female cop shows up and they did her cop shit and she's basically choking the girl out, choking the lady out, right? Oh damn, yeah. So her six-year-old daughter is in the car watching this shit. So she goes in the glove box and pull out the gun and shoot the cop in the eye. Oh my God Dang.
Speaker 1:I did not hear about this when was this, oh wow, where.
Speaker 4:And it's fucked up on both parts, but you know cops doing cop shit, but they could at least, I think, like If a motherfucker ain't gonna steal a TV with a six year old kid.
Speaker 1:No, not a 75 inch TV At that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I also think that the guy who called him should be charged so Because he knew she bought the TV?
Speaker 3:If he was the one, was it the cashier that called?
Speaker 4:No, no, no. The cashier told him yeah, she bought the TV.
Speaker 3:She just bought the TV she just dropped the receipt somewhere.
Speaker 4:We don't know who picked it up or kicked it or wherever it went, it might have been stealing the purse, so can I ask?
Speaker 3:the question.
Speaker 2:Don't ask it.
Speaker 1:No Is.
Speaker 2:We already know.
Speaker 4:Was the lady black?
Speaker 1:did she? Yeah, was the cashier white?
Speaker 3:I don't know was the cop black or white? I don't know what the cop was is, most stores have a policy where if someone is stealing something you can't touch, you can't do anything about that you just have to let them walk out, but here's my thing but the cop he did let her walk out.
Speaker 4:He called the cops.
Speaker 1:So the cashier that Ari vouched for is the greeter that.
Speaker 2:Is the greeter yeah.
Speaker 1:So the greeter is the one that stopped it. So the greeter stopped it. So why can't video cameras or video surveillance?
Speaker 4:come into. She went to the car.
Speaker 1:She just took her TV.
Speaker 3:She didn't vouch for it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but she didn't know what to do and called the cops.
Speaker 4:So she was just putting it in her car and the cops came up and she said I paid for this, so the cop didn't bother. You know, you know how it is. You see a black person stealing, at least in her mind.
Speaker 3:She did cop, shit, she did cop shit, after these messages, we'll be right you, okay, she did cop shit, these messages, that's We'll be right you okay, she did cop shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I understand that, but the cop Should've went to the. They should've went to the To the cashier or to the manager and said okay.
Speaker 3:Did she just purchase this TV? Why did you call us and say it was stolen?
Speaker 4:Makes it bad. They looked at the cameras and all that shit and they didn't charge them. They let them go.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the baby shot the cop where, in the booty, in the eye, in the eye, did the cop?
Speaker 4:live Hell. No, she shot in the eye.
Speaker 1:So they didn't charge the daughter or the mom. Nope.
Speaker 4:From my understanding, the mom was laid on the ground, choked out almost.
Speaker 3:Wait. So who shot them? The little girl, the little girl shot the cop.
Speaker 4:How does she even know how to do it?
Speaker 3:Her mom been taking her shooting and stuff yeah you gotta teach kids how to use guns how to use guns properly. She did know how to use it properly.
Speaker 4:She shot the little girl.
Speaker 3:She cocked that bitch and shot the cop. She cocked that bitch Took it off for safety.
Speaker 1:That's nuts that she didn't get charged, though, but the cop is ultimately in the wrong for choking him out. The cop didn't even get the full story.
Speaker 3:How does it even escalate to that point? The cop didn't even get the full story. I understand that.
Speaker 4:Because that's what cops do to us.
Speaker 3:Right, they don't give a fuck about the story.
Speaker 4:Yeah yeah, they think you gotta have.
Speaker 3:Some other. If she was white, the cop would've went and talked to the manager. Yeah, that is crazy. Yeah, if she was white.
Speaker 1:If she was black, she would've said I bought it. No, no.
Speaker 3:You get choked out, bitch you lying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see, that's how it goes. Like you said, you stealing a 75 inch TV With your six year old Baby in the car.
Speaker 3:Like really she carried. I had the six-year-old carry her, she was like yo, they paid for that.
Speaker 1:Oh damn she got a mug shot and everything.
Speaker 4:No, it ain't a mug shot. But that's the girl though. That's the little kid.
Speaker 3:Oh, she's so pretty.
Speaker 4:Isn't that fucked up? Now she's a bona fide killer. Now she got a body on her.
Speaker 3:Six years old, that little baby like you beat my mama, my mama, she killed my mama. She can really sit up there and be like I'm a killer. She traumatized that baby traumatized.
Speaker 4:That's a lot of therapy going in that shit. That's nuts.
Speaker 2:A whole bunch of therapy. Yes, it is.
Speaker 1:That is nuts. What's another story?
Speaker 4:You can think how you in first, like first grade yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean everything to you in first grade.
Speaker 4:I know, but I ain't writing her no notes. I like you, do you like me? Hell, no, I ain't writing that shit. I'm going to tear that shit up and throw it in the trash.
Speaker 3:She killed a cop. She's a cop killer, shoot she killed a cop.
Speaker 1:She's a cop killer, killer. That's pretty fucked up. That is pretty messed up. Six years old having to defend your mom like that?
Speaker 4:What city was that in? Against the police. His favorite city, oh Michigan.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 4:Michigan.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's some fucked up shit.
Speaker 4:Hadn't they come out, that should never happen, no it should never happen. No, it should never happened no. I didn't really want to go because that's got like a gloom and doom thing. Was it cold out?
Speaker 2:You know we like to have fun out here.
Speaker 3:I'm just picturing sometimes you need to know the whole picture, and that's what I'm picturing. I made sure it wasn't AI. Was it snowing?
Speaker 4:That's the most important thing.
Speaker 3:I was looking for all that shit. I went through several fucking.
Speaker 4:you know how the AI always get me. I went through several motherfucking websites to find that bitch.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's funny, damn. Hey, at least you fact-checked this time.
Speaker 4:She didn't get charged at all. No, why you don't charge a six-year-old?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's good. You know, they're not even of carnal knowledge and comprehension or nothing. She killed my mama. She killed my mom, so I had to shoot her.
Speaker 1:Hey, I got another question. Has anyone ever been on Anesthesia?
Speaker 3:For anything. Yes, yes.
Speaker 1:I don't remember though. So were you like Having to Talk through it, or you got someone no?
Speaker 4:I was fucking sleeping Like 10 minutes, oh man I was not asleep ever.
Speaker 1:So, I've been on anesthesia when I had my wisdom teeth pulled.
Speaker 3:It didn't put me out, it was just like laughing gas oh yeah, oh yeah, my coven had that. He was cussing his dad out.
Speaker 4:Telling his dad all type of shit. That shit didn't do nothing to me.
Speaker 1:So there's another story I saw Dude exposes everything to his wife while he's on anesthesia. All his secrets.
Speaker 3:All his secrets, hell yeah. Every secret that he's in.
Speaker 4:I know my daughter was on it. And I picked her up from the dentist Was she talking. She was talking all kinds of crazy shit.
Speaker 3:You got to get some.
Speaker 4:She was like so. I will fuck you up she said I defend you, I don't let nobody talk shit about you.
Speaker 3:That means people are talking shit about you. People were trying to talk shit about you.
Speaker 4:I'm like oh hell, man, that I don't let nobody talk shit about you.
Speaker 1:So in the video the dude was talking and his wife was there. He was coming off anesthesia or whatever, or going on anesthesia. He was like, yeah, I had a threesome the other night.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Like she's one of his homeboys?
Speaker 2:No, he didn't.
Speaker 1:He was like I'm always cheating on you. That's horrible. He was like that's why you stupid.
Speaker 3:And I was like damn.
Speaker 4:And that's why you're the worst.
Speaker 3:He was saying all that while he was on anesthesia.
Speaker 1:So he came off anesthesia. He was like yeah, we got something to talk about, how you cheating on me and had these three sisters.
Speaker 2:See damn, the one story I saw. Well, this was years ago, but no, it was a little different. Like the guy was coming, His wife was picking him up. He was just looking at her. He couldn't believe that it was his wife. Yeah, I see that, and he was like oh, do you want to date me?
Speaker 1:You're so pretty. It was happy he was just like, oh, so pretty.
Speaker 2:I mean, he just didn't know. And she was like, oh, we're already married. He was like, oh, I'm married to you yeah.
Speaker 4:He was like oh, I'm so lucky I'm like yes, I'm like good Lord, they had that same one when the one chick came off of it.
Speaker 2:Oh, it was a girl had one too. Yeah, she was like you're the ugly friend.
Speaker 3:I wanted to tell you.
Speaker 4:She said your friends are like boom, boom boom.
Speaker 3:My best friend's, the only one allowed to pick me up like that. That is crazy.
Speaker 4:Hey, I wouldn't give a shit. I always told my best friend, if I have to, to go under.
Speaker 3:She has to pick me up.
Speaker 4:Nobody else. I have maybe one crazy story to tell her. She already know what you got a lot of bones in the closet. Yeah, she got skeletons in the closet.
Speaker 1:No, no, no.
Speaker 3:You need to go find yourself by the woman I'll tell you something when the scholars come out of the closet chase you all around the room 13 people. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:We already halfway there. Go ahead and start you too.
Speaker 4:You better get you some Bobby Womack, girl. That shit will change your life. I don't know if you know who Bobby Womack is, but get you some Bobby Womack.
Speaker 2:I like to let everybody know Bobby Womack is from Cleveland, Ohio. How do you know everyone?
Speaker 3:that was born in Ohio. They were born in Ohio. He's like you smell like Ohio.
Speaker 4:How do you know? I thought about that. Ohio ain't got nothing. They got pretty women and serial killers.
Speaker 2:And LeBron James.
Speaker 3:LeBron James. That's what I see in Ohio Pretty women and serial killers.
Speaker 4:How many serial killers y'all got in that motherfucker? About 20 of them.
Speaker 2:No, we only had one.
Speaker 4:Bullshit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we just had one Darmer. Yeah, the most famous, damn, the most famous one.
Speaker 4:That motherfucker said they found everybody part in the house but a dick. That motherfucker say they found everybody Parting the house, but a dick.
Speaker 1:He was treating them Like a hot dog. He was frying them.
Speaker 4:Motherfuckers, up With olive oil and shit.
Speaker 3:Eating with hot sauce.
Speaker 1:Oh hell, he did grow up In a black neighborhood, but a dick and some hot dogs.
Speaker 4:Ain't no mayonnaise over here.
Speaker 2:Hot dog buns. He did love black dudes, didn't he?
Speaker 4:We tasty that motherfucker liked it. He liked that dog meat. I survived.
Speaker 1:It's tender.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, he don't even want you. You'd be like hey, you four Are in trouble, I can walk home All by myself tonight, motherfucker be skipping and shit Funny system Skipping.
Speaker 4:Nobody wants me you good, hey, you need to come. I'm feeling it now, uh oh.
Speaker 3:Joe.
Speaker 4:This is good stuff. You don't fuck with that shit.
Speaker 3:That one was nasty yeah that one was good.
Speaker 4:I, just I this is good stuff you don't fuck with that shit.
Speaker 3:That one was nasty, yeah, that one was good. I walked up from the table. I was like why are you handing it to me?
Speaker 4:Take it back. No, go ahead, john, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Hey, we alcoholics got to stick together. I would not say no.
Speaker 4:I know, but we alcoholics got to stick together. All right, fucking power to the people.
Speaker 3:One or two empowers. I'm going to be Joe in 30 years.
Speaker 4:Watch me Shit. You're going to be drinking good shit in 30 years, boy. Yes, sir, you got to be right, hey, good shit will let you get up in the morning. What did Joe say last week? You had to give his coins back.
Speaker 3:No no.
Speaker 4:Sky Vodka won't let you get up in the morning. I'm telling you that right now. That shit will not let you get up in the morning. Sky vodka, amsterdam yo shit.
Speaker 1:It's $10 and under.
Speaker 4:I don't even drink that now you ain't getting up in the morning. You drank that shit.
Speaker 1:If it's $10 and under.
Speaker 3:I just stay up till the morning, then I don't have to get up in the morning.
Speaker 1:Shit if you. Oh, my Lord.
Speaker 4:Problem solved.
Speaker 1:What's considered like a high-end drink for you.
Speaker 3:A high-end. Yeah, what do you Like expensive?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know. I drink the same thing every weekend. Why? I mean I'm insulting, but that's just beyond insulting.
Speaker 2:He bringing up all the money, stuff, huh.
Speaker 4:He's a high-end drink. You must hear yourself, though, what's a high-end drink?
Speaker 2:What's a?
Speaker 4:high-end drink for you, hey.
Speaker 1:A high-end drink might be like something like Sky Vodka.
Speaker 2:You don't know For locos. Is he coming in with balls? I don't know.
Speaker 4:That shit is expensive.
Speaker 1:I know you said what's a high-end drink for you People like you said, as she gets older, her palate's going to change Did you just not say that.
Speaker 4:No, she said she's going to be me in 30 years.
Speaker 1:I said you're going to be drinking some good shit, exactly. So in 30 years she's going to be drinking good shit. So right now, when you started off drinking, you weren't drinking good shit.
Speaker 4:When I was seven years old, my first drink was 7-7.
Speaker 3:What you know about that Seagram 7.
Speaker 4:Damn right. And then I went to VO.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 4:Get you better, get the fuck out. Talk to me. Seven years old, you can't fuck with that A high-end drink for me is a free one.
Speaker 3:If it's free, it's high-end.
Speaker 1:You better watch it.
Speaker 3:You're going to get a deal. I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something Buddy system.
Speaker 4:I'm going to tell you something now, okay, you can never drink a lot of free shit, because free shit I always fuck you up Every single time.
Speaker 2:No, you can't get drunk off your own.
Speaker 4:I get fucked up by myself. If you shit, I can't get drunk off shit that I buy. If I buy it, I can't get drunk. I drink that shit all night.
Speaker 2:That nigga buy me one drink, I'm out.
Speaker 4:I don't know what the fuck that shit, all that free.
Speaker 3:Man, what the hell was that that free shit ain't of the time. Everyone's on my tab Exactly. You don't ever get drunk Stuntin'.
Speaker 4:You don't get drunk. Stuntin', if you buying shit, you ain't getting drunk. I'm telling you right now, for some reason I hate that you're right.
Speaker 3:That pisses me off.
Speaker 4:For some reason you shouldn't be right, right now, for some reason, when you buy shit, you can't get drunk. I'm telling you straight up I've drank myself sober. God damn it.
Speaker 3:We believe that Joe, that's an acquired trait how you drink yourself sober.
Speaker 4:I don't know how I did it, but I was drinking. All of a sudden I'm like bam, I don't feel a thing.
Speaker 3:That man got so high that he got un-high. Get balanced out. What the hell. I'm serious, though I don't drink like that.
Speaker 4:No more, though, but I like to drink Chigga. That's why I ain't gonna never quit. Man I never quit man, hey Kate quit.
Speaker 3:I aspire to be Joe.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you that's why I ain't no organ donor either. My shit's fucked up. You get one of my organs. God damn it that motherfucker didn't put through the ringer Like now you need one sooner than you did.
Speaker 3:No no.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you my shit, my living shit, that shit's okay.
Speaker 3:It's okay, it's not good. It it's okay. It's okay. It's not good, it's okay.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you what If I die today and they take my living, put it somewhere.
Speaker 1:that motherfucker will be drunk for about two years. He going to be on the table. He's an organ donor that's full of organs. They're going to take one look at it and they're going to be like I can't even give you a blood transfusion.
Speaker 4:I took that shit off my driving license.
Speaker 2:Fuck that I ain't going to a hospital and y'all kill me to give me some old white dude Fuck that they live on. I heard they let you go faster.
Speaker 4:Shit he an organ donor. You know, Mr. Let him go. Mr Ed needs to hurt. We're going to call it.
Speaker 3:Pull your shit right out, Nah fuck that we ain't doing that shit.
Speaker 4:That's nuts. And to all you Oregon donors you may not go in that motherfucker with a cold. Come out with the cold. Go in that motherfucker with a cold. You got COVID. They gonna take that shit All your organs, boom, boom.
Speaker 2:They gonna be on the black market. Yeah, take all your shit. You know they got organs on the black market.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they do, going over there in africa getting them kids some people come up, missing people come on uh, what chicago and everything, detroit and all that. They find them bodies with no organs in them nuts, that's crazy that's big money out there.
Speaker 3:That's why you gotta be careful. I only take drinks from me, I only take drinks from me.
Speaker 4:I don't trust that.
Speaker 3:Joe. I wouldn't either but still you drink it right now as you take a swig.
Speaker 2:I don't trust that.
Speaker 1:Joe Damn this shit. So is good. I don't trust it joke I don't trust it Damn this shit, so is good.
Speaker 3:I don't trust it, but I'm going to do it, but still.
Speaker 1:I don't understand why there's still moonshine in there. Come on, you can do it.
Speaker 4:I'm used to vodka.
Speaker 3:It has some vodka in it. That is vodka. It's just high-priced vodka. Yeah, pre-game it's just high-priced vodka. Yeah, it's pretty good. That's the high-priced shit You're going to get up tomorrow.
Speaker 4:from that I'm telling you that right there will change your life, right there.
Speaker 3:You're going to want no other clear ever.
Speaker 4:I already spent enough money that there is going to change your life. You ain't going to want no other clear liquor at all. That shit, there is good right, there Did oh you bought it. I did not make that Okay. My homeboy named back home. Where's back home Alabama?
Speaker 1:Bama Joe.
Speaker 3:Bama Joe, you just realized that. What Alabama Joe? Wait, where are you from?
Speaker 1:I'm from all over, I'm a military brat, he homeless.
Speaker 3:Okay, but where were you born? He homeless.
Speaker 1:He's a couch surfer. No, I was born in Colorado.
Speaker 3:And you surfer when were?
Speaker 2:you born.
Speaker 3:Illinois, so I'm the only one from here.
Speaker 1:Where you from, arizona, exactly. Yeah, oh damn, I had never been out of Arizona. Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4:You did tell me that the first time. Don't say that you ain't never been out of Arizona. Don't ever say that again.
Speaker 3:And I've been to.
Speaker 4:Utah. For a week You've been to Vegas.
Speaker 3:Utah. I've never had enough money to go to Vegas.
Speaker 4:That place. Bad man, I'm trying to get turnt in Vegas. I can't get turnt if everything there is bad.
Speaker 3:Nobody's going to buy me a free drink.
Speaker 4:They don't buy you a free drink you straight.
Speaker 1:You ain't never been to Vegas, you've been to.
Speaker 2:Utah yeah, because they got that Now. If I'm the only hot bitch, I'll get a free drink.
Speaker 4:You been to Utah. Yeah, you kidding, cause they got that Fucking fucked up beer over there, right it's all like 6%, but that was all when I was younger.
Speaker 3:They got the 3-2 beer Like it's like.
Speaker 4:Like a Like two thirds less alcohol Than a regular beer and shit.
Speaker 3:Of course you would know that. Yeah, I don't drink beer. Of course you would know that.
Speaker 1:Of course you would know that Utah's LDS Ain't. Nobody else know the alcohol yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm there, no, their gas Is like fucking, is it? Their gas is Less potent than like 15%.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's okay Because it's the LDS community, so they don't Like they For a long time they weren't even Selling alcohol.
Speaker 4:Yeah, shit, we had to Drive down to Vegas just to get our fucking light come back to go off. Shit, to get the liquor light to go off. Yeah no, I've never been anywhere. You had to drive to Vegas and shit. But they do have a lot of Samoans up there, do they?
Speaker 1:Utah. Yeah, because there's a lot of Mormon Snowflakes.
Speaker 4:A lot of Samoan girls.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of Mormon Samoans.
Speaker 4:Really yeah juicy women.
Speaker 3:I didn't know that Big juicy men. Nah, it's women. You have funny Utah jokes.
Speaker 4:I said women.
Speaker 1:I didn't say no women, why would I say men?
Speaker 4:I said some big juicy women up there.
Speaker 3:My bad Didn't mean to offend you.
Speaker 4:When I said Take it back. You're not going to be like that one girl we had on Always bringing up gay shit You're bringing up gay shit. I'm not gay or anything but Stevie Swing you said that multiple times it is what it is you might not like it, but it is what it is. I know who I is me too. You know what.
Speaker 3:I mean.
Speaker 1:You might not like it, but it is what it is.
Speaker 4:I know who. I is Me too Right. You know what I mean. Yeah, you're lying.
Speaker 1:You babying that moonshine.
Speaker 4:That's why Listen.
Speaker 1:I will.
Speaker 4:I will knock a motherfucker.
Speaker 3:I'm drinking mine right now. See me, you're electrolytes I like women though.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck, he has electrolytes. I don't give a fuck, he has electrolytes.
Speaker 4:I have no, I have no limit when it comes to women, women, women, women, women. I have no limit when it comes to women, women, women, women, women.
Speaker 3:No limit soldier.
Speaker 1:Nigga, when your good looks fade, don't come in my ocean.
Speaker 3:That's all I got to tell you.
Speaker 4:When your good looks fade, don't come in my ocean, that's all I got to tell you, frank Ocean.
Speaker 2:My ocean, bro you know what the fuck ocean talking about. Oh why I say Frank?
Speaker 1:Ocean. Don't let that one go, my bad.
Speaker 2:Pause.
Speaker 1:Fast forward. Rewind Frank Ocean. Be kind and eject the tape. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 4:You can't be better than Billy Ocean. Billy Ocean, you don't know who Frank Ocean is. No, that's some gay shit. I don't know who that is. I think he's bi.
Speaker 3:But the music is good. Oh, he's great.
Speaker 1:No, he's great. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm saying. He came out better than Billy Ocean. I know who Billy Ocean is Now that we're.
Speaker 2:Hey, I love Billy Ocean Billy.
Speaker 1:Ocean bad mother. You know who Billy Ocean is. Oh yeah, I know who Billy Ocean is. You're a negro, come on man.
Speaker 2:He's trying to tell you you don't know, you don't know. Billy Ocean.
Speaker 4:You don't hear Jimmy.
Speaker 1:I just listen to Jimmy. He don't hear Jimmy. You don't hear Jimmy, shit.
Speaker 4:You don't know about no, I just listen to him. I don't hear him. You don't hear Jimmy. I don't hear him. Shit, you don't know about no, jimmy, jimmy Hendrix.
Speaker 2:You don't know about. No, jimmy, well, shit.
Speaker 4:I love me some Jimmy.
Speaker 2:Now it's movie time.
Speaker 1:Wait, oh Real quick, real quick Movie time what we have to make our Super, we ain't doing Super Bowl picks Eagles nigga.
Speaker 2:Okay, If you ain't with the Eagles, nigga get out. I want the.
Speaker 4:Chiefs to win. If you ain't with the Eagles, get out nigga, get out Chiefs, patrick.
Speaker 2:Mahoney.
Speaker 4:Get out your own house, nigga Patrick Mahone. I said leave.
Speaker 3:Leave.
Speaker 1:Fuck out y'all.
Speaker 3:I don't care who I'm Leave Get out, come back when I tell you you can come back. Get the step in. Stand in that corner Be like penitentiary. I bet not see you Standing up peeing.
Speaker 4:Listen.
Speaker 1:I want the ego. I'm tired of cheating.
Speaker 4:Have you seen? Penitentiary you seen?
Speaker 2:it right. Yeah, we're half dead. Yeah, leon Isaac, we're half dead.
Speaker 4:And then uh, leon, yeah, leon, isaac, with Half Dead, and then Leon, isaac, yeah, leon.
Speaker 2:Isaac the.
Speaker 4:Busty, the Buster, the Buster. That shit is crazy. I better not catch you standing up peeing. That shit is hilarious boy.
Speaker 1:Listen, I want the Eagles to win Nah they going to win this time. I think the Chiefs are going to win Nah they gonna win this time.
Speaker 3:I think the Chiefs are gonna win.
Speaker 4:Nah, they gonna win this time bro, yeah, I think they gonna win this time they gonna win this time I'm with the Eagles. Jalen Hurts got something for that ass. Who you want to win.
Speaker 3:If you say I'm betting on it, fly, eagles fly. I'm gonna be so twisted I won't even know.
Speaker 2:You don't like that green-eyed motherfucker. Not that fucker, all right, don't you like the green-eyed motherfucker?
Speaker 4:Fucking green-eyed son of a bitch who's?
Speaker 1:that.
Speaker 4:Patrick.
Speaker 1:Is it?
Speaker 4:green-eyed.
Speaker 3:Patrick, my homie, I have green eyes. That's a real guy.
Speaker 4:But you ain't a man.
Speaker 3:I'll take my step back now, you're right.
Speaker 4:You're not a man, alright well, movie time.
Speaker 2:Movie time Now. Some of the new movies that's out. We got Heart Eyes.
Speaker 4:I wanna see that that's the.
Speaker 3:Valentine Day Horror yeah.
Speaker 2:Love hurt. Love hurt Well, heart Eyes is. It's a Killer. He got the little Heart Eyes, I guess.
Speaker 3:Like a screen mask With hearts yeah, heart on the eyes.
Speaker 2:And he's looking for. He's looking for Couples, couples, exactly. And then what else? You said Love Hurts. Yeah, that looks good.
Speaker 1:That's with the Asian guy. Right, that's with the Asian guy and Marshawn Lynch.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, the Asian guy. Right, that's what the Asian guy in Marshawn Lynch is in. Yeah, I'm going to tell you this is not a movie, though that American Primal, that shit is off the chain, american Primal.
Speaker 1:Primal. What's it on it's?
Speaker 4:on Netflix.
Speaker 1:Netflix. What's it about Primal? What's it about.
Speaker 3:You can't tell you're going to spoil it, it's it about.
Speaker 1:What's it about you?
Speaker 4:can't tell you it's a series. Yeah, okay, maybe like six episodes.
Speaker 2:No, I got another series for y'all. Hey, they know when we talk about stuff, y'all got to look it up.
Speaker 4:We just tell y'all, american Primal though, that motherfucker got the channel, so Love.
Speaker 2:Hurts and Hard Eyes Movies.
Speaker 4:Watch American Primeval dude.
Speaker 1:Another series. Y'all need to watch Paradise Sterling.
Speaker 4:K, you said that like four times.
Speaker 1:Paradise. I ain't told you about Paradise yet.
Speaker 4:Four episodes. For the last three episodes, you said you gotta watch Paradise hey.
Speaker 2:I just saw it.
Speaker 4:That's the one that he's accused of killing the president, right?
Speaker 2:No, he's not accused of killing the president. Remember, don't try to tell him something. He's the killer of the president, right? Yeah? No, he's not accused of killing the president.
Speaker 3:He's investigating. Hey, remember, don't try to find him. The president was trying to tell him something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, he's trying to figure out what the secret is.
Speaker 2:He executive produced the show.
Speaker 4:Yeah, sterling K Brown, see, I like Western.
Speaker 1:That's why. I like Western that's why I what's raw Prime evil Primevo.
Speaker 2:They got me too. What would you say, primevo?
Speaker 3:Primevo Prime and V-A-L Primevo.
Speaker 4:I thought it was prime evil at the first two, but then it's not. I can't see too good, so fuck it, you know. Oh, jurassic, they're coming. Good, so fuck it, you know.
Speaker 2:Oh, jurassic. Yeah, they're coming out with another Jurassic World.
Speaker 4:On Netflix. That ain't coming out. That ain't coming out until the end of the year.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it's still 2025. That's 2025.
Speaker 4:That's it.
Speaker 1:That's a new Marvel movie. Captain America's out.
Speaker 2:That's a new Captain America. Yeah, that comes out.
Speaker 4:That's next week, but you talking about Jurassic. That shit come out in December. It's still 2025, joe, nobody can look that far ahead, nobody.
Speaker 3:I'm still excited. I'll forget about it, but I'll be excited again when it's supposed to be.
Speaker 4:You're going to forget all about that shit. I'll be excited again.
Speaker 2:Companion. I don't know, it's that girl with the.
Speaker 3:Robot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is she a robot? I think she is a robot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's a robot. What's her name? I don't know her name, but she's in Yellow Jacket. She was really good in Yellow Jacket.
Speaker 4:Ooh Yellow Jacket. I didn't see it.
Speaker 2:See, do y'all go. Yellow Jacket, that was a good show. I didn't see it, oh see. Well, see, do y'all go.
Speaker 1:Yellow Jackets.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna look it up, though that was a good show, I heard.
Speaker 1:Yellow Jackets.
Speaker 3:I heard it was good, that was a good show.
Speaker 4:Season two's supposed to come out soon too. Yeah, I did see it. Yeah, yeah, I'm excited for.
Speaker 1:The new.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the one that he's like an investigator. He find people and shit.
Speaker 1:I can't think of it right now, beast.
Speaker 3:Games who Episode 9 of Beast Games tonight. Yeah, I've been watching that. That shit is crazy.
Speaker 1:It's crazy.
Speaker 4:I told you.
Speaker 3:Man he be throwing some monkey wrenches in there.
Speaker 2:Hey, I see another, my dead friend Zoe.
Speaker 3:Is that a zombie movie?
Speaker 2:I have no idea. I just see it popped up On the website I'm looking at Wait let me make, because when I look on the computer, you see that, since we oh wait, no, my dead friend Zoe don't come out Till February 28, nevermind.
Speaker 4:Hey, you know what. You know what we didn't talk about All these fucked up Trades that went on, though, bro, that shit's crazy, oh, sports trade.
Speaker 2:Oh, in the NBA. Yeah, luca.
Speaker 4:Yeah, fucking, then.
Speaker 2:PJ Tucker Go to Miami, then went to Toronto. Yeah, they got traded like four times.
Speaker 1:Guzman yeah.
Speaker 4:Guzman's out of Washington.
Speaker 1:Who else Jimmy Butler? Jimmy Butler is with Golden State.
Speaker 4:Now Jimmy Butler is with Golden State.
Speaker 1:That was expected, though Schroeder. Schroeder got traded twice. He got traded like three times Three times, two or three times.
Speaker 3:Three times.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he fucked up, though he should have got that Laker money. That's karma like a motherfucker right there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he took that Laker money man Laker was giving him like 80-something million dollars, that nigga wouldn't take it.
Speaker 4:Who? Schroeder, schroeder and now he can't even stay on the team. Here we go, we'll give you a billion for a year and he's like, okay.
Speaker 1:And they gave Josh Allen the MVP. Yeah yeah, that hurt my feelings.
Speaker 4:They're on for that. Me too, I didn't like that at all. I knew they were going to give it to him.
Speaker 3:He made it farther, so that's why they gave it to him, that's.
Speaker 4:ESPN though.
Speaker 1:ESPN, though ESPN did that Okay here, we go.
Speaker 4:Espn wanted him to do it hey yeah, I just got a damn conspiracy Fuck.
Speaker 2:ESPN. They wanted him to have it and they gave it to him.
Speaker 4:Wait, when is it?
Speaker 2:The 23rd. What's that this month? Oh no, Since we talking sports.
Speaker 3:It's Stupid shit.
Speaker 2:He's like the clapping little monkey with the cymbals, but it's got that one really fun guy in it. Hey, I had one of them when I was a kid.
Speaker 4:You hit it on top of the head, right? That's the weirdest shit I ever heard.
Speaker 1:I agree, yeah, no what are them?
Speaker 3:The monkey. You ever seen those monkeys with the little drummer boy outfits? Oh, hell no.
Speaker 1:That's some stupid movie. Was a kid. It looks kind of dumb, to tell you the truth, but it's got.
Speaker 4:Okay, I'm going to see it, I'm going to see it, you go see it. But I can't say, I can't let the show end Without talking about my nigga bitches.
Speaker 2:Oh lord, I love them. Who my nigga bitches. Man Joe going to get us cancelled.
Speaker 4:Man, those girls be playing Joe going to get us canceled. Man man, them girls be playing Joe going to get us canceled. Man, Joe going to get us canceled. Ever since UCLA beat them and they've been kicking ass and double digits, I don't give a fuck who they play. They motherfucking killing them.
Speaker 1:Hey, your favorite player got. She's no longer playing for the Mercury.
Speaker 2:Who.
Speaker 4:Oh, Ben Simmons.
Speaker 2:Oh, we are getting up out of here.
Speaker 4:No, not that Anyway.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about. I got you.
Speaker 2:You know what dog Listen? We try to have a nice little podcast. No, he's starting that shit. Everybody going to come after me. I wasn't talking about that.
Speaker 4:He started that shit. But I was talking about they get to go home. I was talking about the South Carolina Gamecocks. They I'm talking about the South Carolina Gamecocks.
Speaker 2:They been balling, bro. Who's the producer or executive producer? Ucla blew the motherfuckers out.
Speaker 4:Yeah no. Ucla blew the motherfuckers out and since that blowout they beat everybody by double digits down LSU everybody.
Speaker 3:They had that rude awakening.
Speaker 4:That's what that was. They fucking everybody up digits down there LSU everybody. They had that rude awakening. That's what that was. They fucking everybody up bro. I love them and I'm a big fan of y'all, so fucking, I might say some derogatory shit, Gamecocks. But let me tell y'all, if y'all need a shovel, I'm your nigga. That's all I got to say Go Buckeyes, go Gamecocks. And say Go Buckeyes, go Gamecocks. And I'm going to tie it all the way and roll. Tie it all the way, too Shit you don't get it.
Speaker 4:See, I'm going to teach you the lingo before you leave, okay, because when I say you need a shovel, that's all you need, sir.
Speaker 3:You want my shovel?
Speaker 4:My kid called me one day. He said Dad I. I said what do I need? Do we need a shovel? He said, no, we don't need a shovel.
Speaker 3:A shovel and a hoe, don't get it done. I know it's just a shovel.
Speaker 2:Just a shovel, just a shovel, okay y'all. Well, anybody got any party words? Everybody have a nice have a wonderful first Friday.
Speaker 4:Is it first Friday?
Speaker 2:First Friday hey, y'all know, when people hear this, they don't hear this till whenever.
Speaker 4:First Friday man, we going to Elysian Okay everybody, we can take you to Elysian girl, take me to Elysian. Yeah, we can take you to leisure, oh you talking about some shit are you hating, take you to the Legion. Oh hey, hey, we ain't got about no drink no, where the white women at. Where the white women at.
Speaker 3:Ring your roommates.
Speaker 4:The mountains of caucuses when the white women at. I'm going to leave that right there for you. I know you feel it.
Speaker 2:All right, y'all, we will see y'all next week, all right.
Speaker 4:Peace. I love my job, shit.