Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Kendrick Malar!!!
What if celebrating victory isn't as satisfying as savoring someone else's defeat? Join Bosco, Rod, Joe, Jess and the elusive Invisible Man as we tackle the Super Bowl buzz, focusing on the game's aftermath with a humorous twist. Are people genuinely celebrating the Eagles' victory, or is the Chiefs' loss just a bit more delightful? Our lively banter shines a light on how fans react to wins and losses, with special attention to the so-called "referee shuffle" and the rampant excitement over the Chiefs' unexpected fall from grace.
We also stir things up with a candid conversation about NFL's black quarterbacks and the respect they command—or don't. Through laughter and candid chats, we explore the narratives surrounding players like Jalen Hurts, Doug Williams, and Patrick Mahomes, questioning why deserving accolades sometimes feel elusive. Our exchange challenges traditional viewpoints and makes for a thought-provoking yet entertaining listen, all wrapped in the humorous and straightforward style you've come to love.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Yeah, yeah, can everybody hear? Yes, sir, we got some controversial topics to talk about. Joe doesn't like Kendrick Lamar. He doesn't listen to Kendrick Millar. We letting him know he's only one person. We get that. You are a blues man. I listen to Luther Vandross. I still listen to Kendrick. Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are back for another week.
Speaker 2:They not like us.
Speaker 3:And I am Bosco, sitting next to me Rod Rod or Milky, and to my left oh God, I need a drink.
Speaker 2:I'm going to change my name to Joe. I need a motherfucking drink.
Speaker 1:That's what I need To consume my life and who's next to Joe and to my left it's next to jump To?
Speaker 4:my left it's in the invisible man, it's an empty chair, it's the invisible man right there Say something it's a bird, it's a plane.
Speaker 5:The invisible man is in the building.
Speaker 4:Well, there we go.
Speaker 2:Get your hands off that girl. Alright, y'all.
Speaker 1:Anyway. We're gonna get started and we're just gonna talk about I don't even care, I wanna start.
Speaker 3:I wanna start with.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, start with you.
Speaker 3:The subject of the week was the Super Bowl. Okay, what'd y'all think? I enjoyed the fuck out of it. Okay, I want to start with. Go ahead, start with you. The subject of the week Was the Super Bowl. Okay, what'd y'all think?
Speaker 2:I enjoyed the fuck out of it Okay.
Speaker 1:Well, I wanted to Choose to win, you know. But I mean, I'm not mad at the result.
Speaker 2:So I kind of figured that he was going to win. Looked like they did the referee shuffle and shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2:The referee shuffle. Yeah, yeah man. Then that one dude made that fucked up call and the first thing he got a phone call Make this shit right. Hey, then he called motherfucking.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you. Here's the thing. That's funny when well, this is just like as just a football fan, ex-athlete that trained hard and did you know when people, people that love other people's demise. So I guarantee you well, most of the people I talked to was happy that the Chiefs lost, more so than happy that the Eagles won.
Speaker 2:No, I'm an NFC person, so I was rooting for the NFC no what did we just say about Kendrick Lamar?
Speaker 1:You're only one person. People I talked to was happy that the Chiefs lost that. I talked to at work on route. Now you already said you're an NFC person. You want the NFC to win. No, that's fine.
Speaker 3:In my opinion, I didn't Like Chiefs. No, I mean for the people.
Speaker 1:Listen, you said you wanted the Eagles to win because they beat San Francisco.
Speaker 3:No, the Chiefs have been dominant.
Speaker 1:But what I'm saying? Y'all know what I'm saying the people that's happy that the Chiefs lost, but really don't give a shit about that. The Eagles won. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I know they don't give a shit about the Eagles. Yeah, you ain't hear one thing about. Oh, the Eagles won, the Eagles won, the Eagles won.
Speaker 2:All you hear is oh, the Chiefs lost. They still don't really give Jalen his props.
Speaker 3:No, I got mad respect for Jalen yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying no, listen.
Speaker 3:He balled.
Speaker 1:It's the ultimate scoreboard.
Speaker 4:All right you got a Super Bowl run. They don't want to get a man. No props.
Speaker 1:It's something you can't take away from him. You can't take it away from Doug Williams.
Speaker 2:They'll just say that team was so good.
Speaker 1:Well, you can't take the few away from Patrick Mahomes. Who else do we have?
Speaker 2:No, you can't take it away, that's it.
Speaker 1:So just Patrick Mahomes, doug.
Speaker 4:Williams and Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 1:Oh well, there we go right there.
Speaker 3:We got a couple plays. These are the black quarterbacks. Donna McNabb played Black quarterback. I'm new sure.
Speaker 2:You just co-signed over there like you did last time. I ain't going to let you lay that shit down over there, fucking with me.
Speaker 3:Did you watch the Super Bowl Just, jess?
Speaker 5:I was asleep on the couch. I was eating and drinking and sleeping.
Speaker 2:You're supposed to do that during the Super Bowl, though that's what I did. I was drinking a little too much before the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5:Let me just say that whole weekend was started off by Joe and his antics, so it's his fault that I was asleep during the Super.
Speaker 1:Bowl. Oh yeah, Joe did start the party off. How did you feel? How did you feel?
Speaker 3:I'm like a true narcissist.
Speaker 2:Hey, we got to stick together. Ain't shit my fault either.
Speaker 3:Did you hear a charade? How did you feel after you drank that moonshine? I was buzzing Really.
Speaker 5:I felt good. I was like this is how Joe feels when he drinks.
Speaker 2:Joe don't feel nothing, he told you. No, that's the way I feel. Oh, you feel that way.
Speaker 5:Happy Just happy, just happy.
Speaker 2:Just happy, just happy. It started your weekend off, right I?
Speaker 5:was just happy all weekend.
Speaker 1:Hey, and that started on a Friday. Hey y'all, y'all hear from Joe's phone, Joe's back. You got to put a quarter in the Call me back.
Speaker 3:I swear to you, I swear to you, oh, oh, my goodness that motherfucker, don't never call nobody. That is hilarious.
Speaker 2:No, he don't. I ain't gonna call his name. That motherfucker don't never call nobody.
Speaker 5:No, but I did watch the first quarter and then I passed out.
Speaker 3:But you're not a football fan, so you no, I like watching it, but yeah, I wasn't really the intricacies and then I went back and watched all the other Stuff On my phone.
Speaker 5:All I saw was Patrick Holmes looking all mad.
Speaker 3:Did everybody have a favorite commercial?
Speaker 2:You know what, though? I'm gonna need you to use your regular voice. That is my regular voice.
Speaker 3:You want me to use this voice. Is that what you want me to use? You want me to use this voice? Which one you want me to use?
Speaker 2:I don't know that ain't your regular voice.
Speaker 3:It's just kind of like anybody ever seen motherfucking.
Speaker 2:What the hell is that shit? Avengers Endgame, when they rescued Thor.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And he goes and Thor is talking and they all start talking like him. This is my regular voice.
Speaker 3:This is my regular. I'm talking normal right now. Don't look at me like that, Joe. Anyways, what was your favorite commercial?
Speaker 5:Joe's being a hater, thank you, he is being a hater, you're being a hater, I am a hater. Get you some drink.
Speaker 2:I'm a hater. He's drinking the haterade.
Speaker 3:I'm a motherfucking hater, I ain't gonna lie, I hate like a motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Where do you think Baby Spear get to skip from Joe? You are handsome. Why are you hating?
Speaker 3:You are a handsome man, you got your own, you got multiple cars. What you got to hate? On me for.
Speaker 5:Everything that he can find.
Speaker 3:You can cook good. Really, look at you.
Speaker 2:Why would I think he fine? No, he said everything.
Speaker 5:I said everything that you can find. Oh, oh, oh, my gosh.
Speaker 2:You're in my hearing band shit.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, he did not hear that. Oh my God.
Speaker 5:I'm on a mic and you can't hear that. I thought you said All right, let's get back to the commercials, Commercials.
Speaker 1:I'm like what, let's reel it back in. I'm like what in the hell Did everybody have a good favorite commercial?
Speaker 2:Seal, that was a good one. Oh, he ought to be shaming himself. I never agreed to that shit, me neither Ain't no, motherfucking way, me neither Ain't no At least they showed him. You couldn't motherfucking pay me All that. You know the questions y'all be asking about when you take a billion dollars, fuck no I, I wouldn't take a million dollars, a billion dollars, to do that shit. That seal can fuck that, yeah, but they showed him At the boat.
Speaker 3:I don't give a fuck Like at least they showed him. I don't care, he's like hey, that's a Nice looking suit.
Speaker 2:Man, that shit, that shit was.
Speaker 5:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Ain't no motherfucking way, I would've done that shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, so you I was asleep.
Speaker 5:During the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3:You didn't see the seal.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a motherfucking wait, hey, hey and then hey when they sat up there and said, like well, who, that's a good looking seal. I'm like, okay, come on now.
Speaker 5:That reminds me of that movie, tusk. That's scary.
Speaker 1:I don't like that oh, was that with the big guy?
Speaker 5:it's that guy who uh gets sewed into a walrus.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:No, we're good.
Speaker 2:That's hilarious. You mean, that's an actual movie where a guy gets sewed into a walrus? Yes, and where the fuck do you find this movie? And at the end, of the movie.
Speaker 5:He's in a walrus enclosure and they feed him fish and he just has to live like that.
Speaker 1:And you know you just ruined the movie.
Speaker 2:He ain't gonna go watch a movie about some walrus. He ain't to live like that and you know you just ruined the movie for me. He ain't going to go watch the movie about Seth Rollins.
Speaker 4:He ain't going to go watch that.
Speaker 1:But to the listeners you know, we big in Germany.
Speaker 4:Oh man.
Speaker 5:Damn Told you.
Speaker 2:What is that Tusk? So how did he get sold into Dan Walters?
Speaker 1:I've never seen it, but I heard about the fly.
Speaker 3:No, the flies yeah that was much different. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Kind of that is fucking freaky right there.
Speaker 3:I thought so too, so my favorite one was probably the.
Speaker 4:Stella.
Speaker 3:Artois with David Beckett and David I like the Tom Brady one. Matt Damon, what the Dunkin Donuts? No, it was the Stella Artois the beer With David Beckett.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, I don't really be paying attention to the Tom Brady ones. Was the Tom Brady one in there with the batteries and shit, that one?
Speaker 1:was alright, that was a good one. He powered down. Yeah, that was a good one when he was like he powered down. Yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 2:Who put these in Tom? He only used Duracell.
Speaker 1:Tom terrific.
Speaker 2:Why do you keep asking me that? Are you okay, Tom? Why do you keep asking me that?
Speaker 1:No, it was like I said. Overall it was exciting.
Speaker 3:The game was Football fans.
Speaker 1:It was a good game, if you like defense.
Speaker 3:It was a good game, if you like offense.
Speaker 4:They scored 40 points.
Speaker 3:But their defense.
Speaker 4:To me, the defense should have got the MVP.
Speaker 3:If you can give a because they shut down Patrick. See, that's the fucking shit I'm talking about, right there.
Speaker 2:Why no fucking respect right there? Why? That's the fucking shit I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:No, Jalen Hurts played out of the blue. But they shut down. You might get a job at ESPN. No, but listen, stephen A Smith, motherfucker what he's saying. Dude, stephen A Smith, the defense did play out of their mind, stephen A. Smith we know, they don't give MVPs like that.
Speaker 3:No, they don't give MVPs Stephen A Smith, what do you? Think Stephen A Smith Listen in my opinion, stephen A Smith, they shut down the the Chiefs offense. Yeah, jalen Hurts played great. Don't get me wrong this motherfucker. If it wasn't for the defense, it could have been 44 to 40, if their defense wouldn't have showed up right.
Speaker 1:That's going to be the score if nobody's defense show up, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3:Philly's defense. Put Patrick Mahomes in his place. Shut down that offense, Say.
Speaker 1:Patrick. Wait, no, I ain't calling Nathan.
Speaker 2:You Say, patrick, you need to go on ESPN right now so you can be right with the rest of them fuckers over there.
Speaker 4:Okay Hating on.
Speaker 3:Jalen and shit.
Speaker 4:Oh, that was Steve A.
Speaker 2:Smith.
Speaker 1:Hey there, hating on Patrick Mahomes. Listen, if I was on ESPN, he was saying shit about him.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, hey Patrick. They just left Patrick out to dry, and you know they should be shaming themselves, because Patrick couldn't even do anything. He couldn't. What about the blocking for him? He couldn't, and you know, that's what you're supposed to do. The coach had to make some adjustments All right, because you know they're like fuck that.
Speaker 1:Listen. All right, Joe.
Speaker 2:Got your ass whooped they did.
Speaker 1:What's a problem?
Speaker 5:with light-skinned people. Did you guys see though?
Speaker 2:Did he light-skin it no?
Speaker 5:Did you guys see?
Speaker 1:Do you like Michael Ealy? Fuck, no, oh.
Speaker 2:God Hell to the no no. Do you like Shamar Moore?
Speaker 3:He especially don't like Michael Ealy. Them motherfuckers is pretty.
Speaker 4:Hey.
Speaker 3:Joe, you don't like none of them. You know he gonna hate on them. They pretty as hell. Oh shit, the Invisible man Is in the building. Say something. What's up, dog?
Speaker 5:Yeah, the Invisible man right there Because Joe was talking over me.
Speaker 2:No, I don't mean to talk over you. The thing is, this guy should have never fucked with Jalen Hurts like that.
Speaker 3:Did I say anything about Jalen Hurts? He's hating on Jalen man. How, jalen man? How am I hating on Jalen?
Speaker 4:By saying Philly's no, no no.
Speaker 6:This is my fucking shit.
Speaker 1:You weren't even here. How did I say, jalen? I'm hating on Patrick Mahomes? How am I hating on Jalen by saying Philly's defense played out?
Speaker 3:of control man First off.
Speaker 2:Them Lightbrights been getting over for years. I don't know how, all of a sudden, Patrick Mahomes had a bad.
Speaker 1:And he done went from sugar to shit. He light bright. Fuck that, listen, they lost, they got thumped. Don't like Steph either. It happens. But Although they good, they good at what they do.
Speaker 2:Jalen.
Speaker 4:Hurts did good I understand that.
Speaker 2:I understand that. But this ESPN motherfucking clown here Gonna get up here and talk about? Well, they should have just gave the MVP to the defense. The defense played great. You ain't never said that one time when that motherfucker Brady won.
Speaker 3:I didn't know you were Brady. I didn't know you were Brady won. I bet you ain't never said that when Brady won.
Speaker 4:No, I wouldn't, no, you did not.
Speaker 2:When Brady won, when Brady won all them Super Bowls, you ain't say shit about no defense. When that motherfucker should have gave the ball to Beastmo, you a bullshit line. When Brady won, when Brady won all them Super Bowls, you ain't say shit about no defense. When that motherfucker should have gave the ball to Beastmo, you say Brady won another one. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:And now Jalen.
Speaker 2:Hurston won. You're just like ESPN fucking clowns over there. Well, jalen Hurston, anybody could have won that game with that offense run and all that old shit I'm about to put you on. Fox News because you over here, fake as a moth. Oh shit, I'm telling you what I heard. What I heard, I said Philly's defense played great.
Speaker 4:Did they not play?
Speaker 3:great.
Speaker 2:Yes, they did?
Speaker 3:Okay, of course. Do you think they played great enough to shut? I mean, obviously they shut down one of the best quarterbacks, the best quarterback in the league Okay, with a four-man rush, with a four-man rush, okay. So their defense played great, okay. So why can't I have an opinion to say, why can't they get the defensive? I know they can't get the defensive, or they can't get the MVP to the defense.
Speaker 4:You just can't have that one.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm telling you, let me show you right now See. Steve, I'm going to talk to somebody that makes sense. See what sports do to people.
Speaker 4:I know you want to introduce yourself.
Speaker 2:All right, let me fucking get this out. This nigga's going to say they should have gave the MVP to Philly's defense, and then I'm sitting here like who should have got the MVP? Wow, you know what I mean. Like how you going to?
Speaker 3:diss Jalen Hurts. That's not dissing Jalen Hurts. What the fuck it ain't? How is that different when they went?
Speaker 2:to the Super Bowl the first time and everybody was glad they lost.
Speaker 6:They lied when they lost and they was talking about Jalen Hurts and all he was cracked up to be and he wasn't going to make it in the league.
Speaker 2:He ain't going to make it in the league. Jalen Hurts played great in that first and fourth that. Philly team was so good that you could put a monkey back there in the motherfuckers and go to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3:Who said that?
Speaker 2:They said anybody could quarterback that team. Did they not say that yeah? Espn said that they said anybody and you, fox Sports.
Speaker 3:Suspect I don't watch none of those. I've watched the game With my own two eyes.
Speaker 2:You ESPN sympathizer? That's what it is. If I was on ESPN, I'd be getting paid. You're a sympathizer man For ESPN.
Speaker 3:I'd be just like Stephen A Smith.
Speaker 6:You are, stephen. You're with us. You're with us, you're with us Now.
Speaker 3:I would be just like Stephen A Smith, making money. You are Stephen.
Speaker 2:A Smith Hell. No, that's some shit. That motherfucker would say.
Speaker 3:Look at my hairline.
Speaker 2:Does my hairline look like?
Speaker 3:Stephen A Smith. Not yet.
Speaker 6:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:I'm just fucking with you. We're done. I'm done with that.
Speaker 1:Who else is here?
Speaker 3:Superman is in the building, Pew pew, pew, pew.
Speaker 4:Pew pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew, pew, pew Pew Pew Pew.
Speaker 1:Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
Speaker 4:Pew, pew, pew.
Speaker 6:Pew Pew was outside, I wasn't really watching the commercials too tough.
Speaker 1:I wasn't too bad, though, huh.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I wasn't too bad.
Speaker 1:It was a nice experience. That's what I said, yeah.
Speaker 6:The experience was nice.
Speaker 1:The nice, the free food and the ladies was nice and the visuals were nice.
Speaker 6:I was just like man this is cool.
Speaker 3:So where did y'all partake? Where did you guys go for the Super Bowl? State Farm, state Farm.
Speaker 6:Stadium but State Farm. Oh, I was at State Farm Stadium, state Farm Stadium, but we were outside. Yeah, outside on the grass, state Farm Stadium. You know, we were like the misfit kids. Yeah, we got outside, we didn't get to go inside.
Speaker 3:Did they have something on inside too? No, no, oh, they didn't it was all outside.
Speaker 6:It was outside in the yard. The Hype Girls was nice. Yeah, it was nice.
Speaker 3:There was a lot of people out there. Oh fuck, yeah, and it was free it was free.
Speaker 6:That's what made it so great.
Speaker 3:That's what made it great All the food was free. Free.
Speaker 6:Free food, free beers.
Speaker 3:As long as you had a ticket.
Speaker 6:I gave my beers to him. Yeah, that's right, and he was loving it.
Speaker 4:He was loving it. Thanks, steve.
Speaker 6:Get me another one.
Speaker 2:And then they say when I left, they gave me all the tickets.
Speaker 6:They gave me all man. They gave me like Ten tickets there when you left?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they did. Oh really, jess said I hurry up and grab. Thank you, that's ten beers, man.
Speaker 6:I was so hungry too. You know about the second half I was hungry again.
Speaker 3:What type of food they?
Speaker 5:had. Oh, I did see they had Sliders, big ass hamburgers.
Speaker 6:They had loaded nachos, they had pizza. They had something else too. They had something else too. Give me one moment, one thing yeah, I said the cheeseburgers.
Speaker 2:I can't remember right now, but it was another one. They had the little sliders oh yeah, the little sliders Pulled pork sliders.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that was it.
Speaker 3:Did y'all stay for the whole?
Speaker 6:game.
Speaker 4:No, I left the last quarter Pulled pork sliders Pulled pork.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that was it, pulled pork Did y'all stay for the whole game.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, no, I left for like the last quarter as soon as the last quarter started.
Speaker 2:I left at halftime. Halftime, yeah, I thought you was doing like a big spread.
Speaker 1:No, no, I had to go somewhere else.
Speaker 3:Yes, I did bake three cakes though carrot cake and German chocolate and red velvet man.
Speaker 6:Oh, you didn't do red velvet, I thought you was doing red velvet.
Speaker 2:I know, but they wanted German chocolate oh okay.
Speaker 6:That's white people, man See White people usually say red velvet because it's the same as. German chocolate, but it's red. I know man, I'm just saying it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you, it's different. Yeah, the frosting's different.
Speaker 5:Don't look at me like that Just because I'm right.
Speaker 3:I didn't say you was wrong, I was just like okay.
Speaker 6:Go ahead with your bad self. He's like Miss Know-It-All. She said I know about sleeping.
Speaker 5:I was sleeping how you sleep through the Super Bowl, because I ate and drank too much.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 5:Jess yes.
Speaker 3:Wow, did you sleep through the halftime show?
Speaker 5:Yes, I woke up and I was like, did I miss the halftime show? And they're like you missed the whole show. So I had to go back on my phone and watch it.
Speaker 6:Oh wow, we waited all night for that, so.
Speaker 3:I like the Halftime Show. I like the Halftime Show. We can go to Joe, but we know Joe didn't like the Halftime Show.
Speaker 2:I didn't say I didn't like it. Joe's been expressing his opinion. I didn't want to really talk about it Because I don't really listen to it.
Speaker 1:I don't listen to Kendrick Millar Joe's worse, who is Kendrick Malar?
Speaker 4:I thought it was great. You know what I was trying to say.
Speaker 6:It was good man. I thought it was a lot of hidden messages.
Speaker 2:It's funny because, like Afterwards- I even got all the messages During the halftime show.
Speaker 3:During or afterwards?
Speaker 5:Didn't you leave during the halftime show?
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 4:I left just a little bit before halftime.
Speaker 2:So I get to the house that I was going to watch the halftime show. It's only like five minutes away.
Speaker 1:Literally five minutes.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's five minutes away I didn't know that.
Speaker 2:That's right.
Speaker 6:Because you're all in ice cream, don't know the flavor Damn.
Speaker 2:All of the Kool-Aid. Alright, don't call the phone.
Speaker 6:Speaking of that what's your favorite ice cream flavor? What's?
Speaker 1:your favorite ice cream flavor. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate?
Speaker 5:I feel like this is a.
Speaker 4:No, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Speaker 5:Coffee.
Speaker 2:You need to stop that bullshit.
Speaker 5:It's Coffee. You need to stop that bullshit Coffee.
Speaker 1:It's good. You need to stop that bullshit.
Speaker 2:I don't think I've ever had coffee. You know your shit. Chocolate. You the mother, yeah, that's right. And you go right through there and eat the middle out of that middle. Leave all that goddamn strawberry in there. What's?
Speaker 4:your favorite Chocolate, chocolate. Yeah Me, I got damn strawberries in there. What's your favorite?
Speaker 3:Chocolate Chocolate.
Speaker 2:Yeah, vanilla.
Speaker 6:Vanilla. You know mine strawberry, always been, always has always been.
Speaker 5:Neapolitan.
Speaker 6:There you go. Good, vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, yeah, chocolate, yeah what's?
Speaker 1:yours.
Speaker 3:Taste the rainbow.
Speaker 1:I like Rocky Road, so that's probably chocolate.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's loaded chocolate.
Speaker 2:Chocolate with chocolate chips in it.
Speaker 1:Chocolate with chocolate in it and chocolate chip cookie dough. I told you, that's how you keep your, that's how I stay so dark, because I eat chocolate ice cream.
Speaker 3:Oh man, that's why I'm caramel complected, so like a chocolate ice cream with fudge brownie oh damn, if I'm watercolors all the vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 2:Then they be scraping it on the little thing, you be like that old fashioned vanilla bean shit too.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, so if you, what's your favorite mix in If you had to? Peach cobbler, peach cobbler, damn Hot.
Speaker 6:Oh, mine is.
Speaker 2:I like, sprinkles I like mulberry cobbler.
Speaker 6:I gotta get complicated. My granny, I told you Ever since my granny made it.
Speaker 2:That's the same as blackberry Right there. Yeah, I know that shit. Good to the mother, it's good to the mother. You get somebody to make it. I just like sprinkles. You know who make it real good? My mother, larry.
Speaker 1:They talk about Mulberry. They talk about mulberry.
Speaker 6:That motherfucker man my granny made that for me one year. She had me go pick because she had a mulberry cobbler in the back.
Speaker 3:But that's not what I said. She had a back tree.
Speaker 6:So I went and picked this big giant bowl. She said, baby, I'm going to make you a mulberry cobbler.
Speaker 1:See, that's what happens when you start doing good in life.
Speaker 2:She made me what a mulberry cobbler is like. She had that dough on top with the sugar on it.
Speaker 6:Yeah, we used to have to bring the big old bucket of sugar. Man, I'm telling you, man, my granny did it, so we couldn't argue over it. And we'd only get that big bucket. Give me chills, boy. I'd be like oh granny man you put your foot in there, granny.
Speaker 4:We had that big bucket of.
Speaker 5:Neapolitan ice cream.
Speaker 2:And that's what a pot baby.
Speaker 6:Big-ass pot that she used to brew that shit. It's like magic potion man.
Speaker 3:I don't know how she did it. These people will be like there's six different conversations.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know Y'all got to focus.
Speaker 6:We started talking about that cobbler.
Speaker 2:I know we started talking about that cobbler man. It's a wrap.
Speaker 1:We started talking about Neapolitan and then the Big Bucket.
Speaker 2:I know Big Bucket Ice Cream. I hated when Mama bought that shit.
Speaker 1:It was just me and my pop. So when it was me and my pop, he just got the little box, I guess, like the little half gallon, yeah, but he did get the Neapolitan. My mom used to get that shit.
Speaker 6:She used to smack me.
Speaker 2:I bought a box of ice cream.
Speaker 6:What you doing.
Speaker 1:You know we got five kids in the house Go get that book Butter, butter, butter, pecan.
Speaker 2:I like that. Yeah, butter pecan See my mom used to make that yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's my mom's favorite butter. Pecan Nigga, they used to make everything. Boy, he we sitting out there With the thing. Oh, with the churn, yeah, I did that shit For my granny too.
Speaker 6:I know, I know All about it.
Speaker 5:I was like man Sitting on that can the most ice cream I made Was in the little bag In like school when you had to Shake it up with ice.
Speaker 1:Hey, well, I just Thought about something, man what you know About Little House On the Prairie I know it's not an. I heard they bringing it back. What they bringing back Because of Yellowstone and the what is it? The resurgence of all Like?
Speaker 4:Yellowstone, all these shows yeah. So I wonder.
Speaker 1:Where they bring Bonanza back. Little House on the Prairie Was my shit I like. Did you have? Oh, I got one for y'all. What? Who Was your favorite? Did you have? Oh, I got one for y'all. What? Who Was your favorite? Crush? Now, we done talked about this before, but we gotta revisit it To my kids, or? Yeah, when you was a kid and you was watching TV, but From them shows, like you said, like Little House on the Prairie.
Speaker 3:Trying to think.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to think what else was we have? I mean we're gonna take different strokes.
Speaker 4:If they say different strokes, well, janet Jackson is mine twice, because she was mine, on good times, and then she was mine on different strokes then I like 2D and Blair.
Speaker 1:Of course everybody love 2D, but really I like Joe. Joe was a silent killer boy. And Blair. Of course everybody love Tootie, but really I like Joe. I like yeah, joe, I like Joe. Hey, joe was a, joe was a silent killer boy. Joe was a silent killer. I like Joe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like Linda Evans from Big Valley.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know what?
Speaker 6:I was watching. I like Linda Carter from Wonder Woman. I told you that was good.
Speaker 1:Hey, I was watching. I Dream of Je hey.
Speaker 2:I was watching, I Dream of Jeannie.
Speaker 1:I was watching Wonder Woman the other day.
Speaker 3:Which one?
Speaker 1:No the old school and remember I told y'all just years ago, maybe 15, almost 15, 16 years ago I saw Linda Carter at Target way out at. Scottsdale Road.
Speaker 4:Listen this woman is.
Speaker 1:No, no, listen, I don't know when the Wonder Woman was filmed, but I was just looking at her Like man. She is striking, like very, very beautiful woman. I mean I was just looking like because I remember, you know, when I was a kid and I was looking at her, no, and when I saw her at that Target I was like, oh, that's Wonder Woman. I said, hi, I ain't say nothing about Wonder Woman, but she knew, I knew, and I'm just kind of looking like man, listen, I beat it up still. But she knew, I knew and I'm just kind of looking like man, listen, I beat it up still.
Speaker 1:Beat it up. I was like you want to wrap that lasso around me? I ain't say that. Oh, did you say that? No, but that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2:Tell you all my secrets. That's what the lasso Bathroom break. Tell you all my secrets.
Speaker 4:That's what the last time I was there.
Speaker 6:Bathroom break. I'll be right back y'all Target bathroom.
Speaker 3:Who was your crush growing up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, who was your crush growing up?
Speaker 5:Are we?
Speaker 1:Spongebob.
Speaker 5:I'm about to no listen. Give me the mic, okay are we talking about Inquiry.
Speaker 2:Minds want to know.
Speaker 5:Because I have my first girl crush and I have my first guy crush On TV, yeah, Okay. Well, okay, ski Ulrich, ski Ulrich, he's from Scream.
Speaker 4:Oh okay, the first one. Yeah, like the very first one, oh okay the first one.
Speaker 5:Yeah, like the very first one I know you're talking about. Yeah, oh, that man, yeah that man was everything to me, okay, and then lucy lu from um oh, lucy lu.
Speaker 6:Yeah, lucy lu, she's my more recent crush. She's still hot. Yeah, that's my bitch.
Speaker 5:And that and halberry from cow woman, because cow woman oh how berry. You know, it's kind of that and Halle Berry from Catwoman, because Catwoman was shit.
Speaker 3:Halle Berry. You know that's kind of a good thing, halle Berry, halle Berry.
Speaker 5:But no, Lucy Liu had to be my first. I was like damn Sorry, and I was like yes.
Speaker 6:Kill Bill.
Speaker 5:Kill Bill was my shit man for real.
Speaker 6:I watched that shit. I watched that shit like 20 times.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell you, you've never seen Kill Bill. Kate Beckinsale was mine, that was my everything right there, kate Beckinsale, what's? She playing Underworld.
Speaker 6:Underworld.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3:See, mine was Jessica Alba. Yes, jessica Alba.
Speaker 4:Oh, when she was black, when she was Dark Angel, she was Dark Angel, that was everybody. Okay the?
Speaker 2:very first one when she jumped out that building.
Speaker 5:Right Underwater Jessica.
Speaker 4:That's my shit, oh no.
Speaker 5:Jessica, yeah.
Speaker 6:Jessica.
Speaker 4:Alba Jessica.
Speaker 6:Wolf-Ferrari.
Speaker 5:Man, you already know, you just awakened a memory in me.
Speaker 1:Joe. Dark Angel Jessica Alba back on the market.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Dark Angel Is, she was dope I just loved a woman kicking ass and man she would just do it for me every time I thought about it, I was just like I'll be right back Bathroom break.
Speaker 2:It's like damn, you gotta hurry up because you couldn't pause it back then. I ain't got but two pairs of socks. Oh my God Show yourself. I'm just saying you got to put it somewhere. All right, ain't like something about Mary, it ain't hair gel.
Speaker 3:What you got there, let me go ahead and put that you never saw something about Mary. You haven't seen it. Wow, what you got there. Let me go ahead and put that hand there. You never saw something about Mary.
Speaker 2:You haven't seen it. Wow.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Something about Mary is hilarious.
Speaker 2:Like the funniest movie ever. It's really good.
Speaker 1:Something about Mary SNL. Yeah, you missed that on that one. Hey, so Steve, remember we forgot last week to talk about, remember when we was talking about Deadly Eyes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the alligator Right, all right, I got my movie recommendation from the 80s. What Porky's? Oh, porky's, porky's.
Speaker 6:Oh man, I didn't know what all the hype was about that. My mama would not let us watch that TV, so anytime Porky's came, man, I didn't know what all the hype was About that man, my mama would not let us Watch that TV, so anytime Porky's came on and we changed the channel.
Speaker 4:She was like, show me your.
Speaker 1:Italian wacons.
Speaker 6:Y'all can't watch that, y'all can't watch that. So you know, one time it was on like at One o'clock in the morning, so we snuck up. We snuck up and watched it. It was like I thought I was going to see some TNA.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 6:I saw nothing.
Speaker 2:It was all in your windows. It's just all in your windows.
Speaker 6:man, I was just like oh man, get the fuck out of here, man. My mom told her we can watch this bullshit.
Speaker 2:When a boy went through that glory hole she was like she stuck her eye down and then she chatted Look up Porky, miss Ballbreaker.
Speaker 4:Oh man.
Speaker 2:Was it Miss Ballbreaker? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1:I think wasn't she like she was a gym teacher, wasn't she?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but then that dude Was a teacher too. What's his name?
Speaker 1:I'll forget his name, the dude.
Speaker 2:He's sitting there and he's fucking nuts Hanging out his pants, like what the fuck, get his name the dude. He was sitting there and he was fucking nuts hanging out of his pants, like what the fuck? That's all they let you see. Right, there is nuts hanging out of his pants.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I didn't see that.
Speaker 2:That was crazy. The Pee Wee. What was his name, pee Wee?
Speaker 4:Pee Wee never did get none.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, no, Pee Wee did Everybody. He didn't know.
Speaker 2:Pee-wee, yet Pee-wee did. Everybody got something, but Pee-wee yeah, pee-wee didn't get nothing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they was hating on Pee-wee boy. Well, they did.
Speaker 2:They teamed high school kids and they went to this bar called Porky's pretty much.
Speaker 1:It's basically just one of them coming-of-age movies.
Speaker 3:Yeah, great 80s movies for you. Porky's Re of the nerds, weird science, it's all I've seen weird science. Yeah, it was good, right there friends of the nerds.
Speaker 1:Uh, what else? All the revenge of the nerds yeah, all of them. That was hilarious oh, police academy, police academy all of them yep man police five of them was?
Speaker 2:I think it was six six. That back in training was good.
Speaker 1:Because see we going like early 80s you ever saw Coming to America the original, what I don't even. Talk about the other one, I think you saw that one.
Speaker 6:No, maybe not.
Speaker 1:What about Do the Right Thing? What about Mississippi Burning Jesus Christ?
Speaker 3:God damn it, you getting dark now. Man man, what you doing, you can't watch.
Speaker 1:We can't watch Mississippi burning. Oh my goodness. Yeah, no, don't watch Mississippi burning.
Speaker 3:We gonna hate you if we start watching.
Speaker 6:We gonna hate you if we start watching that movie, that movie made me start hating all white people.
Speaker 2:I really feel no, he started hating all white people. I really feel for them. Yeah, it did, roots did it for me.
Speaker 6:Oh, it was Roots. Yeah, I didn't understand Roots until I got older.
Speaker 2:Everybody got their ass whooped in that.
Speaker 6:Yeah, they sure did, came.
Speaker 2:Monday morning on Roots.
Speaker 3:I've been watching Roots. We watched that in school. I remember watching.
Speaker 2:Roots in school. Oh Roots, yeah, we ain. But that Monday morning that shit came on like on a Friday and it went all the way to Sunday or some shit. Come Monday morning, man, they just went to fine on motherfuckers.
Speaker 6:What about Harlem Nights?
Speaker 2:No, I told you, you still got Similac in the cabinet or what.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man, she still. You got a homework assignment Shut the fuck up, I hate y'all. You got. You got some. You got a homework assignment Shut the fuck up, I hate y'all, you got a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2:You got a lot of. You still be drinking milk out the bottle. Okay, I got one.
Speaker 6:I thought you was past the sippy cup stage. Nope, you still at the bottle. You still at the nipple. Yeah, snow White.
Speaker 1:No, for real. You ever saw Snow White.
Speaker 6:It's coming back out which one?
Speaker 2:The Disney one, the Disney one, yeah, what about Alice in Wonderland?
Speaker 1:Yes, willy Wonka, yes, not Charlie.
Speaker 3:That's WGP Charlie Wonka Willy.
Speaker 5:Wonka yes, Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 4:No, we got some more. No, we got some more.
Speaker 3:No, we got some more. We ain't making fun of you, we're just giving you suggestions.
Speaker 1:Suggestions hey, y'all write all these movies down and y'all go watch. Hey, I told y'all Peter Pan. They made a Peter Pan and it's scary. Yeah, I saw the trailer for that.
Speaker 5:I want to see that. So bad, it's crazy yeah.
Speaker 1:Let's see if we can pull it up. We do not own the rights to this Peter Pan.
Speaker 6:I mean, I think Peter Pan was an alien.
Speaker 4:That's what I think. It's a conspiracy.
Speaker 3:Why? Because?
Speaker 6:he was flying around. He stayed young forever.
Speaker 3:It's because of the fairies sprinkled pixie ducks on him.
Speaker 6:He was taking kids and killing them. See who are the fairies. Fairies are the aliens.
Speaker 3:Fairies came from fairy fairy land.
Speaker 5:No, they are aliens. He's mentally ill and it's on his brain.
Speaker 2:He was taking kids, All right wait.
Speaker 1:Hold on, here we go. He was taking all the children, did you see?
Speaker 2:darkness phones. Oh my God, that was.
Speaker 6:Uh-oh, here we go. What's this? The trailer to.
Speaker 1:Peter Pan Wakey wakey. The trailer to Peter Pan.
Speaker 5:How did you get down there? I'm Peter.
Speaker 6:It's nice to meet you, oh hell no, when Timmy went missing, timmy, he told you he was taking kids.
Speaker 5:Oh, what do you mean? He was taking kids Close to Neverland. He must act now to take the children with him.
Speaker 4:It's time to collect.
Speaker 6:Oi freak, you gonna pay for that.
Speaker 4:Hi people. Do you know what I have?
Speaker 3:Don't worry about Michael, I'm gonna take you to.
Speaker 6:Neverland.
Speaker 4:So if you need a hand, I'm too old See, that sounds like you Wow.
Speaker 3:Who wants to come to Neverland with me? Since my duty to protect them from this world in a place where you can be a little boy for the rest of your existence he's only gonna be a little boy for another year, I'm gonna kill you marco, marco Marco
Speaker 1:hell, nah, listen, that is not the Peter Pan that I know about. That we know about. They turn in all these little you know in scary movies anyway, they always playing the nursery rhymes. So now they turn in all these little you know, in scary movies anyway, they're always playing the nursery rhymes. So now they turn in all the little.
Speaker 2:All the nursery rhymes are dark anyway.
Speaker 1:That is true, you know.
Speaker 2:Then you slow them down, play them backwards a little bit and you be like they all dark, twisted shit.
Speaker 1:Nightmare on Elm Street. You saw that one, the first one Okay.
Speaker 3:One, two Freddy's coming for you, kruger, yeah.
Speaker 1:Who's your favorite killer? Freddy Jason or Michael Myers? Your favorite killer Freddy Jason or Michael Myers?
Speaker 5:I just think I like Michael Myers. I don't know. I just think I don't know, I just Michael Myers yeah, but they pretty much the same see Freddy you couldn't run from because he appeared in your dream.
Speaker 3:Yeah, michael Myers, that's it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but they pretty much the same.
Speaker 3:See, freddie, see, freddie, you couldn't run from him because he appeared in your dream. Yeah, in the dream.
Speaker 5:So that's like it makes you afraid to go to sleep. Freddie talks too damn much. I like that Michael Myers don't say nothing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but he's just going to come kill you. And he's walking the whole time.
Speaker 2:He did not give up, fall asleep.
Speaker 1:Freddy Krueger gonna kill you Three hours ago with Jason. Hey, Freddy Krueger didn't say anything in the very first one, did he? No, he didn't. He didn't start talking to the second or third one. Yet and then what about when they made Candyman? Candyman is crazy. I was like man.
Speaker 3:Don't say it no more. We finally got a killer.
Speaker 4:That's twice now.
Speaker 2:You gotta be in the mirror right. You gotta be killed.
Speaker 1:That's Bloody Mary.
Speaker 2:How many times did you have to say Bloody Mary Three times? Three times in the turnaround, in the turnaround in the dark, some shit like that.
Speaker 4:I ain't going to the bathroom. Hell no Bathroom break.
Speaker 1:Hey, if you come out, then we about oh okay, bloody Mary's coming in.
Speaker 2:But if she come out, though, y'all gonna be gone. Yeah, but if she come out, bloody Mary's coming with her.
Speaker 5:I ain't coming out. That's the problem.
Speaker 2:You can run from her, but she comes through the mirror.
Speaker 1:Next week's episode will be brought to you from Joe's Smokehouse. We're going to play bloody.
Speaker 3:Oh no. Hey Joe said hell no. Has anyone ever done a Ouija board?
Speaker 1:I have. No, I don't mess with that. Yeah, I have. Yeah, I'm't mess with that. Yeah, I have.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I'm good, I don't play with that shit.
Speaker 3:That's like doing some voodoo shit I have, I've done it.
Speaker 2:You acting like you did it.
Speaker 3:No, I asked a question. Yeah, I've done it.
Speaker 1:I ain't never done it, does it work. I ain't never done it. That thing was moving, though, nah dawg, nope, nope, it was moving.
Speaker 6:Don't mess with that, I wasn't moving it.
Speaker 1:Hey, I don't know it was with my Shout out to the To the Chalmer Gates, my boy Jeff Grubbs and Paula Stacy. Lil Chris, we was on my boy Jeff Grubbs house Across the street and we was sitting there Messing around with the Ouija board.
Speaker 2:Damn, I was like boy Jeff Grubbs house across the street and we'd sit up there and mess around with the Ouija board.
Speaker 3:I was like man, y'all crazy. Yeah, and your boys, bone Thugs had that song, remember they had Mr Ouija.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, they did, huh yeah.
Speaker 3:Where's Bone Thugs from?
Speaker 1:He's from Ohio, nigga Ohio.
Speaker 3:There we go.
Speaker 2:You might have been playing with the motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:Well, I know, I went to the same barber shop when I got a little older before I moved out here. 99 from St Clair. Hey, listen, what about? See? This is when you know you getting old, because you're going to say something, then you forget. So guess what? I'm going to shut up.
Speaker 3:This is going to come back to me. You know what? I'm gonna shut up. This gonna come back to me.
Speaker 2:I do it all the time.
Speaker 3:I hate that. I do it all the time you start talking You're like god damn.
Speaker 2:I wanted to say something. You're trying to cover it up, yeah, and then you're like oh, I'm not even old and I do that. For real, yes Wow.
Speaker 3:That's scary.
Speaker 1:It's that moonshine, it's the moon.
Speaker 3:It ain't supposed to kick in until you're in your 40s. Know they name and can't remember.
Speaker 5:Early, early, early onset Alzheimer's. It's coming for me.
Speaker 2:It ain't so bad. You just put it out there, Put it in the universe Early early, early onset Alzheimer's is not coming for me.
Speaker 5:That's the way to say it there you go.
Speaker 3:That's better. I just hate when you're somewhere and you know someone's name but you can't remember it. But it's right there. You're like hey, you, hey.
Speaker 1:Then I'm like hey, bosco, especially when they know your name.
Speaker 4:I just saw homeboy at the gym. Hey Bosco. He was like oh what's up, bosco?
Speaker 1:Remember? We was just at the gym and I was talking to dude and I was like I don't know his name either. Who is it?
Speaker 6:I don't know his name.
Speaker 1:They were hoop winners.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:His brother's name is Scott.
Speaker 6:Scott is the light skin. The light skin what I remember, Scott.
Speaker 1:I see Scott all the time, though. That's why I remember Scott.
Speaker 3:The other one is the brother. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, I know who you're talking about. God, I can't remember his name. Oh, no man.
Speaker 4:Isn't that crazy, though, yeah.
Speaker 3:I can't stand it. I hate when I can't remember people's names. Yeah, I remember Scott, that's you every day, every day.
Speaker 5:This is one guy that comes into my work hey. Jess, and I'm like hey guy I don't know your name.
Speaker 3:That's the worst feeling.
Speaker 5:It's so embarrassing because I'm like I want to say something, I want to ask you, but I feel bad.
Speaker 6:Don't you look at his credit card or something?
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 6:With his name on it, if he give it to you or if he swipe it.
Speaker 5:He gave it to me.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 5:I can't see it while he's swiping it. That's all the way over here. It's on the receipt, ain't it? No, it's the name on the receipt, I don't know, is it?
Speaker 6:Yeah, shoot, I gotta do that next week. You guys are giving me ideas I had to ask somebody what their name was today you don't remember my?
Speaker 5:name right and he was like Jess, and I was like yours starts with an A right and he was like no, it starts with a J.
Speaker 3:I was like it rhymes, so they say, the easiest way to remember people's names. So when they introduce themselves, you're supposed to say their name back to them.
Speaker 2:I always do hey, my name is Sherrod you can say their name a thousand times.
Speaker 4:Hey Steve.
Speaker 3:And then once you say it a couple times, then you're supposed to be able to remember it.
Speaker 2:You ain't gonna remember their name, you don't really fuck with them.
Speaker 5:You ain't gonna remember their name, I'm not even gonna lie, sherrod, I forgot what your name was for like the first two weeks.
Speaker 4:I just kept saying Silky. That's literally all I can say. That's my name.
Speaker 5:That's my name.
Speaker 6:I don't remember Actually we changed it to Milky. He said we changed it to Milky. You better than me.
Speaker 2:Bathroom break. I know Joe Shit. I've known a nigga about two years. I ain't know his name.
Speaker 3:This nigga real. Hey, he don't even got my name saved in his number.
Speaker 2:I don't save. Nobody think I saved.
Speaker 4:Bosco's name like three weeks ago.
Speaker 5:That was about it.
Speaker 2:I forget to save shit, though I don't I be forgetting. I be one too, but I forget.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's fucked up. If your name isn't saved in my phone like it's not my business. He's like who?
Speaker 6:this New phone? Who this? That's the worst. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. New? That's the worst. That's how you do it. That's how you do it.
Speaker 4:New phone. Who this?
Speaker 6:No, my phone never ain't changing in 30 years.
Speaker 1:I just hit the lottery, so I don't talk to people. That's not in my tax bracket. Where are the lottery winners at? Oh wait, hold on. I shouldn't say we're joking, it's a joke, you know. Somebody will really think like oh wait, really, no, listen, it's a joke. Nobody hit the lottery.
Speaker 3:You won the lottery. I was like me, Like when you hit, when you hit. Let me go ahead and win a couple of dollars.
Speaker 4:When we hit. What's up, bro, when we hit?
Speaker 1:How much money did we win?
Speaker 4:Hey, I'll put it this way It'll be a while before you see me.
Speaker 2:What happened, I went to the lottery. It'll be a while before you see me.
Speaker 4:Oh, you went to the lottery. I was like a little toy hauler and.
Speaker 6:I just started touring the states.
Speaker 2:It'll be a while before you see me if I went to the lottery. It'll be a while.
Speaker 1:I don't even want to think about it, no more, I'm going to think disappointed.
Speaker 6:Every time I go get that big ticket I'll be like man I don't even win $2. Out of 50 tries.
Speaker 1:The most I ever won was 50 bucks. Most I ever won was 20.
Speaker 6:That's the most I ever won was 52. But no, that was like 16 tickets, though it was like different tickets like $12 here, $6 here year, $12 a year. It was a combination of that and I think mine was on the.
Speaker 1:I think it was like the Fantasy V. Oh man, I think I had just played it because I had, you know, to give you them little birthday credits, yeah yeah. So this was like not this like last year, and I used like the two bucks or something. It went like 50 bucks. I was like 50 bucks, I take it Most.
Speaker 3:I've ever won, maybe 10. I think I won 100 bucks On a scratcher one.
Speaker 5:You win more on scratchers Than you do like. Action tickets. Anyway, yeah, I ain't never won Nothing on scratchers or nothing.
Speaker 2:I ain't win shit On scratchers, that's just because you have bad luck Shh. You have good luck.
Speaker 6:Thank you, thank you. See, now you're learning.
Speaker 3:See positivity. Jess, damn Damn, I almost forgot. I forgot your name. It's four letters.
Speaker 4:It's four letters.
Speaker 3:It ain't got a Q. You know, we was just Talking about this. I'm getting old.
Speaker 6:Damn.
Speaker 2:You like me, you the smartest kid In kindergarten.
Speaker 4:Y'all got three letters. Spell your name J-O-E.
Speaker 3:Can't mess that up.
Speaker 4:He's supposed to say G-O-E.
Speaker 1:Spell your full name.
Speaker 3:Joseph. Full name J-O-E.
Speaker 2:You got to have a middle name or something. Nope, just Joe, just Joe. See, joe the good cook man. It was crazy. Remember how you had to fill out all that shit. They said put your mama name on there. Shit, I didn't even know my mama name, mama I swear to God I didn't. I didn't even know my mama name.
Speaker 5:Put her maiden name. What is a maiden name? I didn't know what that was. That was just her name.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just saying I didn't know her name, period. Yeah, her name was Mama.
Speaker 6:I didn't know my mama name, my mama name.
Speaker 2:My mama name is Mary and I didn't know that shit. I was in fucking first grade. Grandma was named Big Mama.
Speaker 6:I didn't know my mama name either. I didn't get to call my mama by her name until I told me she said you can call me. Shirley in front of everybody else now Because you, because she was trying to tell people that she was like, like my older sister. So she told me to call her Shirley Damn Instead of Mama, because you know she was still looking young. Mama got to have a life too, jody, where you think I learned it from I used to hate to have to spell my mama's name.
Speaker 3:My mama's name was Jacqueline God.
Speaker 6:How you?
Speaker 3:spell that.
Speaker 4:I know, how to spell it J-A-C-Q-E-L.
Speaker 3:It's J-A-C-Q, j-a-c-q-e-l.
Speaker 6:J-A-C-Q-E-L, j-a-c-q-e-l J-A.
Speaker 3:Jake.
Speaker 2:Quillen, jake Quillen. Jake Quillen, you were really smart, your mama name. Hey, you know how to spell his mama name, she knew that mama, I'm telling you.
Speaker 5:I didn't know it at all, I knew my mom's name.
Speaker 2:No, because everybody called her by her nickname. Nobody really called her a real name and we all just because we called grandmama, mama Right, great grandmama, mama, great grandmama, be grandmama. It was just weird, I know, you know, my kids do that too.
Speaker 6:They call my mama grandmama, they call their grandmama nanny and they call me papa. My mama is grandma, grandma, grandma. Now, that's your great-grandma. No, that's grandma.
Speaker 2:Now my oldest would call me Papa, the middle one would call me Dad and the little one would call me Father. Father, father, I need some money, father. Hey Father, you know what she said, just like that. Father, hey Father.
Speaker 3:Hey, father, father, my car is not working. Can you fix that, father?
Speaker 2:That's what she does, yep.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's how this new generation, another one going Dad.
Speaker 2:Where's your pen? At you smoked all my shit, oh wow.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 6:Damn, that's messed up.
Speaker 2:Where's your pen, where's your? Not that, where's your one, not that one, the other one.
Speaker 6:The T. What is it called THC one?
Speaker 2:It was a THC pen.
Speaker 6:Yeah, not that nicotine pen. I don't want that one.
Speaker 2:Throw that out. The live resin. That's what I want.
Speaker 1:The good stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 6:The good, good Matter of fact me and my boy.
Speaker 2:He wants to get a bong, so we're going to go get a bong.
Speaker 6:Oh, sucky ducky. Now I have a tiny one, Joe from the Blow Bubbles Bloop, bloop, bloop bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
Speaker 2:Put some cognac in that bitch.
Speaker 5:Oh hell no.
Speaker 4:Fuck yeah.
Speaker 5:No. Because you ain't living right, don Don't listen to Joe, uh-oh. No, just because you're an alcoholic. That's nasty. Because you ain't living right, I ain't living wrong. Yet that's the problem.
Speaker 3:Have you tried? Listen, no knocking until you try. I have Not cognac, but Okay then man, why you get so into this?
Speaker 6:Because it's so bad, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm trying to save these people, okay, so what did you put in it?
Speaker 2:So, what did you put in it? What did you put in it?
Speaker 6:Purified water. It's got to be vodka. What did?
Speaker 2:you put in it Like normally. No, what did you put in it?
Speaker 5:I've tried whiskey and vodka.
Speaker 2:That's your problem.
Speaker 3:How'd that go?
Speaker 5:Bad.
Speaker 4:So, you put it in there. What do you?
Speaker 2:just put too much in there or something, I don't know. No, you put it in there.
Speaker 5:What do you just put too much in?
Speaker 2:there or something I don't know.
Speaker 6:No. You can still taste it Go to hookah house, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Maybe that was the bong, maybe that the hookah Because you said you have a little bong.
Speaker 5:I have a little one and a big one oh okay.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:I thought they said size doesn't matter.
Speaker 6:That's like the little one. It didn't do it for me, so I went and got the big one.
Speaker 5:I have a medium-sized one too, but they call that a bubbler.
Speaker 6:The bubbler.
Speaker 5:The bubbler.
Speaker 6:Does it make you feel bubbly?
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 6:The bubbler.
Speaker 5:I don't know what makes it not a bong. Maybe because you don't pull the stem. You have your little carb hole.
Speaker 2:Oh, but that's. And the carb, the carb-brater.
Speaker 1:See all this stuff, man, we giving people knowledge, that's right. We didn't talk about. We talk about alcohol.
Speaker 3:Bongs, bongs.
Speaker 1:Bongs, I didn't even know you could do Scary movies. I had no idea.
Speaker 6:I'm a novice bro.
Speaker 3:I don't partake in that.
Speaker 6:So I don't know. I didn't even know you put alcohol in there. But OK, come on.
Speaker 5:Me and Joe are the only fun ones here yeah.
Speaker 3:Come on, Silky Explain to me.
Speaker 4:You wouldn't know, I can't even explain it to you.
Speaker 3:What is getting high? I like to breathe.
Speaker 5:You're getting high.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. So you don't like to be in control of your mind and your body.
Speaker 5:No. Obviously not, absolutely not.
Speaker 6:I like you Jess, I like you Bill.
Speaker 4:Cosby Bill.
Speaker 6:Cosby.
Speaker 3:Bill Cosby, you don't like to be in control. Okay, I like you, I can move.
Speaker 4:I can move out of your way. Damn oh man.
Speaker 2:So no, I've got drunk before.
Speaker 3:I just never get high.
Speaker 2:You don't have no control. You're drunk.
Speaker 5:Do both is the best.
Speaker 6:Do both. Oh no, I can't do it Cross face.
Speaker 3:Kids don't do drugs.
Speaker 6:Kids do, do drugs.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 2:What is that? I'm just kidding, you know, but you did say it. Like Kids don't do drugs.
Speaker 1:I think we're about to get canceled.
Speaker 2:You're supposed to have a pause in there somewhere. Kids don't do drugs. And they can say kids don't do drugs. Yeah, yes, they do, yes, they do, that's all.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you this is your brain on drugs.
Speaker 4:Joke.
Speaker 3:Y'all see CBS Stop selling cigarettes.
Speaker 2:I was starting to like you.
Speaker 4:Y'all saw CBS.
Speaker 3:Stop selling cigarettes, cbs. Cbs, stopped selling cigarettes.
Speaker 6:They should have been Quit selling them motherfuckers, I didn't know, they even. Now you gotta go to a smokehouse. You know where they want some cigarettes.
Speaker 5:Y'all should just stop smoking them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a smoke shop by the house Sell weed yeah, Cigarettes are. They're so expensive. You up to a smokehouse and you want to go to a cigarette. Y'all should just stop smoking that. Yeah, that's a smoke shop by the house that sells weed yeah cigarettes are.
Speaker 5:They're so expensive.
Speaker 2:You know that no Smoke shop over by my house sells weed bro.
Speaker 5:I mean vapes are more expensive, it's a Reggie, though I wish I should have got.
Speaker 2:The smoke shop has some weed, some fire weed.
Speaker 5:They hook me up. I go in there like no, we have a deal the smoke shop.
Speaker 2:I was like you have a deal the smoke shop?
Speaker 5:Yes, yeah, I love them. I'm going to have you go get my weed. Which one are you?
Speaker 2:going to? No, don't tell me.
Speaker 4:I ain't going to put them out there.
Speaker 5:Those are my guys.
Speaker 2:I know one. He's in that mode.
Speaker 6:Pretty good. It's the good stuff.
Speaker 5:I hate when my regular's not there, because then they think I'm like a cop or something and I'm like, I'm like where's my guy at? And they're like you don't work here? I'm like okay, and then the next day I go and he's there. I'm like hey Toby you didn't work here, no more.
Speaker 6:What it's truly unfortunate.
Speaker 2:It's the setup Cause you got all your teeth.
Speaker 4:A damn snitch.
Speaker 6:You don't see no, you don't see no Colgate smile they missing a couple. They got that Tennessee smile.
Speaker 2:You don't see no informant. She's an undercover informant.
Speaker 6:If you an informant. You ain't gonna have all your shit, they ain't had to hit you once she look like one of them. 21 Jump Street cops.
Speaker 1:Stop the ones they gonna put like If you an informant, you ain't gonna have all your shit. I ain't had to hit you once she look like one of them. 21 Jump Street cops Stop the ones. They gonna put like back in high school or something, or maybe like college. My name is Jess.
Speaker 6:My name is Jess it rhymes with grape, I can't.
Speaker 4:High school ain't changed a bit.
Speaker 2:So wrong. Maybe you'll see Shannon Tatum there.
Speaker 5:Shannon, tatum Him with his names today. Oh my God, shaggy Luke.
Speaker 6:Kendrick Millar, what you got in your pockets today. Shannon Tatum.
Speaker 2:Whatever his fucking name is, the fucking Magic Mike.
Speaker 5:I think I got through about 10 minutes of it Fucking. What's the dancing motherfucker? Yeah, magic Mike, magic Mike, magic.
Speaker 2:Mike, I didn't hate him. I think I got through about 10 minutes of it.
Speaker 5:Oh, I would love to go to a Magic Mike show with y'all.
Speaker 2:Not with me. Come on, joe, fuck that.
Speaker 1:Hater, you want to go?
Speaker 6:Joe man I wouldn't go to that shit. Shit. We can go to the strip club Right after this.
Speaker 5:We gotta start Magic Mike, so would you, I'm out there and then we'll go to the strip club.
Speaker 3:So would you go to a strip club?
Speaker 5:With a woman. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3:I'm out there, listen. Would I go to a strip club With a woman?
Speaker 5:Yeah, you can go to a strip club With anybody, but you wouldn't go to A Magic Mike show.
Speaker 2:With a woman. I'll tell I sure as fuck ain't going to one of them.
Speaker 5:He said, is the Magic Mike show a mirror?
Speaker 6:He said we'll go hey, they got Asians on the side. That's all I need. I just need one to take my attention away. I'll be like Magic Mike over there. I'm just stuck.
Speaker 5:He's like I'm with that Magic Michelle.
Speaker 6:Hey man, god Dang them titties real. Hey they Dang them titties real.
Speaker 2:They used to have some bad ones in Tempita.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I know I used to be down there, bro. I know this lady paid her rent twice over off of my checks. I was trying to get her. I'll be back next week. I'll get some more money, Okay you come back.
Speaker 3:She was just looking out for you, I know man.
Speaker 6:That's when I first came out here.
Speaker 2:I was young and dumb, full of cum, why she watch you once more I was like shit, I'm trying to get you in your car.
Speaker 6:She's like well, I got to go back over here because this is my regular and I make him mad when I dance for you. I was like fuck that nigga. In other words, he got more money than you I know, dog, I know I'm all out over here, so she's like I ain't going back over here With your broke ass. That goes to our conversation.
Speaker 2:Last week, a week ago, when we talking about how these football players and shit fucked up the game. Yeah, yeah man we ain't meeting that regular guy like Steve. We used to have a good time at the strip club, man I used to love it. Goddamn you go in there with about fucking $20 and a dollar at a time.
Speaker 6:Man for real.
Speaker 2:Just make it stretch out Now you go in that motherfucker with $120, you got one dance.
Speaker 6:You broke in six minutes.
Speaker 4:You got one dance and a drink, and that's it.
Speaker 6:You're walking out looking pitiful. It's like damn, that's it Walking out Looking pitiful, damn man the song ain't even over yet when you going.
Speaker 2:That's when I be like Shit. I could've got Told no for free.
Speaker 3:Why is this song Only two minutes long, right.
Speaker 2:Why they play the short version man for real. Pay you to tell me no Shit.
Speaker 3:Be mad as hell At the DJ, like what?
Speaker 6:you doing?
Speaker 3:I be looking at him Like this what I picked this song because I knew it was six minutes and 37 seconds.
Speaker 6:Right Extended verse.
Speaker 4:Oh man, I was over by GCU last week Over by GCU.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it was broad, they like bro, they was out GCU, they was out.
Speaker 1:On Bethany Hall, 27th Ave. Yeah, they was out bro Last week was close, like close to the first, and stuff too, huh, yeah they was out like a motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I mean a whole strip. Yeah, I said what the fuck? It's broad daylight.
Speaker 3:Let me go find a Filipino.
Speaker 1:Here. No, I'm serious, I got to go over on here. No, I'm serious. Did you see any Filipinos over there?
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no. Steve need to make that trip to Taiwan.
Speaker 2:What's that? That's you? No, who is it?
Speaker 6:The ass on her chest. Okay, oh my.
Speaker 2:God Damn, ain't nothing wrong with it. Well, I'm going to write my name in it. Y'all know what?
Speaker 1:that mean? What that mean? The Sandman is coming.
Speaker 2:Shit, you have to like. Take her one tit at a time.
Speaker 1:Hey, anybody got any? Wait, did I tell? Did I tell I saw Heart Eyes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you did yeah.
Speaker 2:No, you said it was wait a minute Heart Eyes.
Speaker 6:Yeah he saw Heart Eyes last week. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I told you I'm old, I don't know. Hey, it was good.
Speaker 6:Hey, I saw Love Hurts today. Oh that shit.
Speaker 3:Was that out today, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, out today, yeah, okay I want to see that last week. I want to check, I want to see it's good. I want to see that love hurts, yeah, love hurts marshall lynch and captain america comes out this week, captain america comes out tomorrow, yep heart heart eyes is.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you said it's not what you think yo, it's, it's good man, it's you, I'm thinking it's gonna be. Uh, without what I was expecting, when I went to go see it, I came out. I was like you know what? That was a good flick I finished.
Speaker 2:American Primeval on CNN finished that. I didn't even go to sleep, I watched all that shit, I'm three episodes back on Abbott Elementary.
Speaker 3:Abbott's good, I gotta start then. I haven't watched it this season. I haven't watched it this season. I watched all other seasons, but I haven't watched Back on Abbott.
Speaker 2:Elementary Abbott's good I got to start that I haven't watched it this season. It's good I haven't watched it this season.
Speaker 6:I watched all other seasons, but I haven't watched this one. And then y'all know I haven't started it yet.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm still watching SWAT. I got two episodes of SWAT. I don't know why I'm like a cop in my mind. I feel like I'm the SWAT member, like when Entourage was out. I used to think I was on Entourage.
Speaker 6:You felt like you was a member of the Entourage.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did. I was just like the cat that was never on there.
Speaker 6:I think that was the draw, though I think that was the draw, but I felt the same way when I watched Entourage. I was like man.
Speaker 1:I'm hanging out with these cats man, we chilling. We going through this funny, because I don't hang out with them cats. But then when? What's the one with John David Washington?
Speaker 4:Ballers, ballers was back.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying no. I really thought I was part of that.
Speaker 6:Man, yeah, that was a show. I love that show.
Speaker 1:That was like the black version of Entourage man for real.
Speaker 3:They need to bring that back. Paradise. I told y'all about that last week. Bella Check out Paradise. And then this is the last week of Beast Games Beast Games.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that shit is crazy. You got any recommendations? Crazy Twisted.
Speaker 1:For like shows, shows, movies, and you watch them. No, I just keep.
Speaker 5:I've been watching my reality shows.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure you dreamed about one or two.
Speaker 6:She was passed out. What reality show it was playing when she was out? Yeah, you was already passed out.
Speaker 2:You had to dream about one or two shows.
Speaker 5:It's not new. What Vanderpump Rules? Oh, it's not new, vanderpump Rules, it's not new.
Speaker 6:What about Squid Games I?
Speaker 5:haven't watched the second season.
Speaker 3:Extracted. That's a good show too.
Speaker 6:It's like a family member can hit the button.
Speaker 1:I heard Yellow Jackets is good.
Speaker 5:It's good. I can't wait for the second season. It's supposed to be coming out soon-ish, I think.
Speaker 2:But I'm excited.
Speaker 6:1923 is supposed to come out this next week 23rd.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, what's that? 1923.
Speaker 4:Oh, is that the Kevin Costner one Season two.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:No, that's the one where they were just going out.
Speaker 3:Oh, they were just heading out there, harrison Ford.
Speaker 6:Yeah, harrison Ford, when they gonna bring Bonanza back and the lady, that old lady that was with the guns and Gunsmoke and Wild Wild West. Protecting her land. Wild Wild West Gunsmoke that's my mama's favorite, hey.
Speaker 1:She still watching All these shows are like new versions of them. Oh yeah man. Just think about how Bonanza was.
Speaker 3:It all comes back. Yup, it all comes back. I think that's what.
Speaker 6:Yellowstone is. Yellowstone is like the new Bonanza. Yeah, yup.
Speaker 2:Recycled. I don't know. They look ruthless in Yellowstone though, bro. Yeah, I know they look ruthless.
Speaker 6:They was PG-13 in Bonanza.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you know that was way, way back Right, they might show titties or anything. No, no.
Speaker 6:Oh because might they show titties or anything or no? Oh cause it's regular TV, it's regular.
Speaker 1:TV. Oh you gotta use your imagination right.
Speaker 6:Yeah, they give you a little bit of top skin, that's it. They don't show no areolas and they don't show.
Speaker 2:I felt sorry for Haas that time. He could never get no woman. Look, joe was getting them all. Yeah, neither that one horse like that.
Speaker 6:Tragedy, tragedy.
Speaker 1:Poor horse. I think that's one Sherrod was talking about. I think that Paradise Is that what it is Sterling K. Which one are you talking about? This mic there alone.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:That's what it is Paradise.
Speaker 1:What platform.
Speaker 4:Is it on?
Speaker 3:Hulu.
Speaker 4:I've been seeing the. Paradise is on Hulu.
Speaker 3:That's good, it's very good.
Speaker 4:Check it out. I got Hulu.
Speaker 6:Alright y' very good.
Speaker 3:Check it out, you got Hulu.
Speaker 1:I got Hulu. Alright, y'all, till we meet again. Peace, peace.