Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Gorilla Style!
Ever wondered what life would be like as a mythical unicorn or a powerful dragon? Our latest episode of the "Nobody's Talking Podcast" kicks off with a playful exploration of this whimsical question, weaving stories of King Kong and Godzilla into the mix. We even take a moment to appreciate our listeners from Germany, Singapore, and Barbados while sharing personal vacation anecdotes and debating the merits of embodying creatures like gorillas and tigers. The lighthearted banter sets the stage for a unique listening experience that is both imaginative and entertaining.
Our conversation takes an unexpected twist as we ponder the curious case of Nick and his polyamorous relationship with a mother and daughter duo. This bizarre scenario sparks a lively discussion about the complexities of unconventional relationships, societal norms, and the mechanics of polyamory. With a humorous approach, we navigate the emotional intricacies of such setups, questioning authenticity, ethics, and personal boundaries. It's a thought-provoking segment that blends laughs with genuine reflections on love and human connection.
We round out the episode with a rollercoaster ride through pop culture, from prison relationships and TikTok fame to aviation mishaps and classic Kung Fu films. Our chat covers everything from settlements after plane flips to cinematic gems like "Snowpiercer" and iconic martial arts movies such as "Enter the Dragon." We even touch on quirky topics like the evolution of superhero characters and the hilarious antics over $5 debts. Through it all, our energy remains upbeat, ensuring you're entertained from start to finish.
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I'm gonna ring the bell this time. Can everybody hear? Yeah, that's how you get your vocal cords ready, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, welcome to the Jerry Springer. We're not saying no more products On here either Until we get us a deal Check. Shout out to Germany All my folks in Germany, singapore, singapore. Shout out to Germany all my folks in Germany, singapore, man, what other countries did I see? I saw a few other countries out there Shout out to Barbados, just because that's where Rihanna from. Shout out to A$AP Rocky, because he was found not guilty. All right, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We have the usual suspects and a few new suspects. Now some people are missing. Y'all know Joe is late, as usual. He may show up and he may not, but we got to get started. So this is your boy. I'm Bosco, and to my left, this is Sherrod.
Speaker 2:I want to say to Germany Guten Tag. Hey, we got to respect the people that listen to us. Guten Tag, germany, guten us. Guten Tag, germany, guten Tag, thank you.
Speaker 1:Germany. Yes. That means hello. Good day, yep, and what he just said, good afternoon. How do you do? And to his left, to my left, ella Quint.
Speaker 2:It's your boy, Gerard, making a guest appearance. Man, it's been a minute. It's been a minute, but I'm happy to be here with y'all Lovely folks today.
Speaker 1:Hey, they got some good Twin powers is in the building Wedding. Hey, did y'all like the Super Friends Wonder Twin Powers? I mean, I know one was a boy and a girl, but y'all can still just be both. You know Wonder Twin Powers, activate, and one was always an animal. Hey, if you could transform to something else, like it, like. What would you be like if they said you know, like wonder twin powers, to like an animal?
Speaker 2:huh, for like an animal yeah.
Speaker 5:Does it have to be a real animal?
Speaker 1:Oh, you want to be a unicorn, don't you?
Speaker 5:Hell, no, what's a unicorn going to do? Stab things.
Speaker 2:No Well it can no. Unicorn's a peaceful animal and it brings rainbows.
Speaker 5:Have you met me.
Speaker 2:You're a peaceful animal and you bring rainbows.
Speaker 1:Unicorns. So what you want to be, this dragonfly.
Speaker 5:A dragonfly.
Speaker 1:No, alright, what what you want to be?
Speaker 5:I'd be a dragon.
Speaker 1:Oh, you'd be a dragon. Yeah, I'd have everything on fire.
Speaker 5:That's a mystic animal. How about?
Speaker 2:a real one.
Speaker 5:Damn, I don't know. You answer first, I don't have an answer.
Speaker 1:If I was a mystic animal, I'd be King Kong.
Speaker 6:What? Why, I thought we should I like it?
Speaker 1:You said a real animal, yeah.
Speaker 2:We're talking about a real animal. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I can't be an 8 For obvious reasons.
Speaker 6:Well, I, I was gonna say I'm gonna be a gorilla. Gorilla, it's me, that's gonna be me. You be a gorilla, fuck a silverback.
Speaker 2:Nigga, you know they do have Opposable thumbs, so they can probably.
Speaker 6:Ah, silverback baby, I'm a silverback now.
Speaker 1:Hey, I love monkeys man, I know it.
Speaker 6:You never did Gorilla style.
Speaker 3:Sit down, hold on.
Speaker 2:It's a Gerard's left is.
Speaker 6:Oh, this is one and only rodeo baby. I'm on vacation, so fuck everybody.
Speaker 1:Are you on vacation, goddamn right, this whole week, or this whole week Coming up, or next week Coming up?
Speaker 6:Oh hell Shit. Yeah, I'm on vacation, baby. They already paid me and everything.
Speaker 1:Party at Joe's Party on dude. That's it All right. So now Gerard got an answer.
Speaker 2:As far as mystic animals or real animals.
Speaker 1:Both man, I'm going to be it. I'm going to be King Kong, and then I'm going to be a gorilla. So I'm going to be Godzilla man. Oh see, there you go.
Speaker 5:Because they're enemies.
Speaker 6:That's what I'm talking about what about?
Speaker 1:real they're enemies.
Speaker 5:They were enemies Now. They're not because of the last movie.
Speaker 7:Real man. I don what has a long tongue A cow, a Komodo dragon.
Speaker 6:I like to lick shit. That's why Salt box. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Hey, you're walling out, Hold on.
Speaker 6:Cow that nigga's there. He said something with a long tongue.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 7:You know what?
Speaker 6:though, you can be mystic too. You can be frog curtis. I know, you know about frog curtis. You know who frog curtis?
Speaker 5:is. I laugh like I know I don't know. Frog curtis is a black dynamite. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:I'll slap you inside your head that's funny. What did Frog Curtis say? He slapped him Upside the head With a fucking frog.
Speaker 1:Oh, you got it now.
Speaker 5:Tiger.
Speaker 1:Oh, you'll be a tiger, wow.
Speaker 5:Okay, they're pretty.
Speaker 1:And tigers are big and they're cool.
Speaker 6:Yeah, they're majestic and dangerous yeah tigers are big man. Fuck.
Speaker 1:I'm just always just assumed and thought like lions was bigger than tigers. Tigers are humongous.
Speaker 2:They actually like that Siberian white tiger.
Speaker 1:You're just like good.
Speaker 5:Siberian tiger pig, or it could be a liger, then you're even bigger.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but they docile, so they really sent up here mixing them things up before.
Speaker 1:It could be a liger, then you're even bigger. Yeah, but they docile what the so they really sent up here mixing them things up.
Speaker 5:before have you met one?
Speaker 6:It's a hybrid.
Speaker 5:You can't even reproduce Shit.
Speaker 6:That's true. Hey, I'm just saying just like a mule All that fucking shit can't do nothing with it. I thought mules could repeat no, they can't. You have to have a jackass and a horse.
Speaker 3:See.
Speaker 1:You learn something new Every day. See all the stuff you learn On the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Educational, yeah, it's just part of my Useless trivia Sometimes it gets sexual, sometimes we get educational 97% of the time, it's just part of my useless trivia. Sometimes it gets sexual, sometimes we get educational. 97% of the time and 99% of the time, we just talk-ish.
Speaker 6:Education.
Speaker 1:All.
Speaker 6:I said, is education? I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, ish. So well, y'all want to talk about this story. Which story?
Speaker 6:Go ahead, Gerard.
Speaker 2:You brought it up.
Speaker 6:Which story is that you were?
Speaker 2:supposed to do the research.
Speaker 6:Is the no, I saw that. I know it's kind of old, but that loyalty test thing, what do you think about loyalty tests?
Speaker 1:Oh, my Lord. Well, we're going to save the story. Hold on, what loyalty test.
Speaker 6:No, you remember, the guy supposedly got a really good job so he bought the fake lottery ticket for his old girl and she fucking left him. Oh damn.
Speaker 5:Damn.
Speaker 1:Wait what.
Speaker 2:I ain't seen this. Hold on.
Speaker 6:Okay, he was a tech, going to school and everything right. So he finally got a job that's supposed to pay him, starting off at 300 g a year, right?
Speaker 6:okay, so he asked his friend about a lawyer, he said you know I'm gonna go home and ask the girl to marry me or whatever, but I want to do a loyalty test first, whatever right. So he bought a fake scratcher and a bunch of real ones, and the fake one he gave her and he gave her a real one. He kept two real ones, of course you know the real ones, you ain't going to win shit. And she wanted money.
Speaker 6:He goes hey, hey, you know, did you win? No, no, I didn't win. And then she came up and said she had to go visit her mother. So she went to visit her and she texted him back and said you know she texting back saying you know this is not going to work. It's not going to work. This is, you know. I mean, I know we've been together for five years and we ain't really going nowhere. And you know, I think we're not suited for each other or whatever.
Speaker 1:We ain't going nowhere. Where are we supposed to go?
Speaker 6:Trifling ass. No, but what I'm saying is like she was saying like he never took the relationship no step further. I can understand where he's going.
Speaker 1:He was looking for his job and stuff, right? No, I get it. That was smart.
Speaker 6:I like that so he did the loyalty test and she failed. And then she gets on because his buddy set it up. So she texts his buddy and somebody y'all playing with people live Because he's a really popular content creator Okay, so you're playing with people's lives so nice, because he's a really popular content creator. Okay, so you're playing with people's lives and all that stuff, playing a stupid joke like that. He said well, why don't you talk to him? Don't call me, he won't answer my phone calls. I wouldn't either.
Speaker 1:So look, so now she wants to get back down, right?
Speaker 6:But no, she didn't say she wanted to get back down. But now she's saying she's going to sue the content creator, man please, because he got money.
Speaker 1:That's it, that's it.
Speaker 2:So man. So she went down there and tried to cast this ticket off.
Speaker 6:Well, no, she hadn't done that yet, and he gave it to her on the Friday, so you had to wait until at least Monday to go down down, so they probably just told her that it wasn't real. No, she didn't even get a chance to what it was. Is that her sister heard about the story because it got something like a million, almost two million views or whatever, and people started reposting it and everything, because the dude was telling the story, right, you know. And then they figured out it was her.
Speaker 6:So she didn't get a chance to go to the lottery thing and find out the hard way. That's crazy. She found out over the internet from a sister.
Speaker 2:She broke up with the dude anyway, so that's what she get.
Speaker 1:That's what she get.
Speaker 6:Well, I'm just saying though.
Speaker 1:That was it. That's what I'm saying. She deserve it. She deserve it.
Speaker 6:She deserves it. So now the dude Got his job and now his friend Telling him See, now you got. You got a tough choice now. So you can like Either go with the devil, you know, or take your chances On finding Cause everybody's Gonna be, majority of them Gonna be wanting your money anyway.
Speaker 1:Right, right, right. No, he might as well Get back with home girl. Yeah, but she's out of man. But it's the devil, you know though you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she man? What is she going to sue him?
Speaker 6:for no, she's going to sue his friend Because they gave her the fake lottery ticket, causing her distress.
Speaker 1:And all that but and we've pranked our friends Like with the fake life Right? Hey, I don't think I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 6:But she didn't fail, though she was like she said.
Speaker 1:I couldn't do that to nobody. Uh, uh.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I would trust it.
Speaker 6:But I know, I know me.
Speaker 2:My luck ain't that fucking good, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6:That's why I wouldn't trust it.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't believe it anyway. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I Make sure them numbers, yeah, but see what?
Speaker 6:got him was. She didn't say nothing to her, off the bat. You know what I'm saying Like if you at home and you went well in my situation, right now I wouldn't say nothing, but back in the day I might have said something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you'd be like. Oh, you'd be like nigga.
Speaker 6:I'd be like, oh hell, no, we hit the lottery.
Speaker 2:I'd change my name to Biff and be gone he was like man Started wearing sweaters around my neck and shit, pick up them all Hell. Nah, I wouldn't tell nobody. But you'd be able to tell Shit. No, you wouldn't either.
Speaker 6:I'd drive around that old white truck like a motherfucker boy It'd be sad.
Speaker 1:No, I'd keep my car, but I'd drive around that motherfucker. Hey, I'm going to tell y'all this right now. Y'all see me in a BMW M9. I'm up. That's all you need to know If you see me rolling around in a New 2025 M9, it's all the way up, louis.
Speaker 6:We can get that balonica at.
Speaker 3:That's dirty, right, Wait okay.
Speaker 1:How would you handle this?
Speaker 5:What do you mean If I was her?
Speaker 1:Yeah, so your dude hit, or your dude gave you a lottery ticket and all that, or?
Speaker 5:a scratcher. He gave it to me. We won. See, she said the right thing he gave it to me. We won, you wouldn't just dip out on him. No, I mean because if I was gonna leave him, I would have left him anyways.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you don't need to. You can spit the money Still lead. Hell no.
Speaker 2:Can I ask the the origin of the People that this was? Were they black?
Speaker 6:white.
Speaker 2:Don't go there we got seven more days.
Speaker 6:Seven more days the people that this was.
Speaker 3:Were they black white? Come on, man, Don't go there. We got seven more days, bro. Seven more days, that's all I'm saying. We got seven more. I'm not even going to do that. We got seven more days.
Speaker 2:I want to know, are they black?
Speaker 6:Yeah, we got seven more days right.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 6:Yeah, day the 21st, we got seven more days we riding.
Speaker 3:We're going to get out of this month squeaky clean the shortest month of the year.
Speaker 1:We're going to get out of this month squeaky clean. We all want to say happy Black.
Speaker 5:History Month. Happy Black History Month y'all.
Speaker 2:That's right. We appreciate you.
Speaker 6:That was for all four of you Sounded good. Say it again.
Speaker 3:Happy.
Speaker 2:Black History Month, young kings Say it again Happy Black History Month.
Speaker 5:Young kings, Say it again Happy Black History Month, young kings. There we go In your voice. I got you.
Speaker 6:In your real voice. I'm a little excited right now. Just a little bit. Y'all see what we do on the Nobody's Talking Podcast.
Speaker 1:This is going out the airwaves all across the countries.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I'm a little Google talk.
Speaker 1:Yep, that too, and in Germany I gotta pay homage to.
Speaker 2:To Germany Gotta pay homage yeah. Nah.
Speaker 1:That's dirty, though, to Germany that is crazy.
Speaker 3:Oh, did you know.
Speaker 6:I found this out yesterday Last night.
Speaker 1:No, oh good, oh no, go ahead.
Speaker 6:Y'all got the story. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7:Go ahead Track and field.
Speaker 6:44 years ago was the last time a white person won the 100 meters dance. It's been 44 fucking years bro.
Speaker 1:What Like a medal? Or the world championship? Yeah. Like a world or Olympic medal? Yeah.
Speaker 2:So that doesn't relate to the last three years. A black person hasn't won a dunk contest.
Speaker 6:I don't know about that.
Speaker 2:There, you go.
Speaker 6:I told you, we getting out this month, we seven more days.
Speaker 7:Seven more days. We can't even win our own sport.
Speaker 6:Seven more days and we can't rap no more either. Facts, facts. But we're going to get out this month. We're going to be positive, we're going to get out this month. We got seven more days now. You don't have to bring that up. I'm bringing up the good shit we got going on. Homeboy in the dunk contest. He's a ringer, oh you're talking about the little….
Speaker 1:Max McClung and they call him up to be in the dunk contest. But okay, look y'all ready for y'all story.
Speaker 6:We ready for your story.
Speaker 7:That makes it worse, though, right.
Speaker 6:No, what? No? Just because you can dunk, don't you? You can't ride the freeway, oh no, because hey.
Speaker 1:I heard that these cats was talking. Actually, shout out to Club 520, Jeff Teague, B Hinn and DJ Wells Shout out to all of them. They were even saying, man, there's some cats on YouTube. They said, man, they dunks are amazing, but they just sit there and do that all day Cats that play in the league. You ain't got time to be practicing your dunks, Not like that.
Speaker 6:No, you don't. You got to practice, but you seen the one that the high school kid did in the game. We went up to him.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then took it under his legs. He's the number one player in the country right now. Oh is he?
Speaker 6:Yeah, and he's got a. I can't pronounce his name.
Speaker 2:It's kind. So we came across a story earlier this week. There was a man and he is currently in a relationship with a mother and daughter.
Speaker 5:What? Don't look at me like that. What it's true.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I've seen that. Yeah, we've seen it, so I did some research right. So the guy is a content creator and he's always creating content.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna tell you right now I don't believe it, but he's I don't I don't want to, he's always creating content with pretty women, you know, doing sexual stuff, whatever. But then one of them was him and his and the, the mother and daughter. They sleep in the same bed. They do, they suppose they have sexual. They have sex with each other, but not with each other to no at the same time.
Speaker 1:It doesn't matter, that's like man, that's like making a deal with the devil man, but so I don't believe that.
Speaker 3:But no, if you go on the, I can believe this page in the daughter's page, like that's all they talk about.
Speaker 2:Is all three of them? No?
Speaker 1:I can believe that I can so do you think the mom and the daughter is just doing this, just uh, for clicks?
Speaker 6:yeah, no, I think they're doing, you think they like them. Yeah, okay, I can believe it, because they actually like them.
Speaker 2:Okay, I can believe it Because the story goes that the daughter was having problems with the like. They were just having issues with the relationship. Okay, and the mom was like why don't you bring another woman in?
Speaker 5:And then the mom was like and let it be me.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'll be that other woman.
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 1:Hey, do they have a witch night? Look, we're going to play it. They got hey do they have a witch night. Look, we're going to play it. Wait, send it to me.
Speaker 6:I don't think I have to. No, I believe it.
Speaker 2:I really do she pregnant too, right? The daughter is oh perfect. Both of them.
Speaker 6:Both of them pregnant. Wow.
Speaker 7:Yeah, both of them pregnant. Man listen you talking about some raw blood Nick Jr.
Speaker 2:Raw blood man, Nick Jr and the daughter's having Nicole, his name is Nick Hardy, but they both pregnant.
Speaker 1:So one is a boy, one is a girl yeah.
Speaker 3:This is real life. They're going to be all confused. Did you send?
Speaker 6:it.
Speaker 2:So you're uncle cousin.
Speaker 1:What is?
Speaker 2:that I don't know what that is.
Speaker 5:What are you that is so disgusting, yeah? That is one and a half cousins now, initially, when y'all said this my first
Speaker 1:I thought homeboy might have been lucky to knock off mom and the daughter no no, that's horrible. I'm not gonna shit on nobody's dreams. Live your life the way you want to live it. I ain't getting it. That's what I thought. I didn't know. It was like a real, true relationship Thrupple.
Speaker 6:What you doing, your impersonation of Nelly.
Speaker 5:I hate you, joe you sent it. How do you raise someone from diapers and then end up doing sexual things with them, or even in the same room as them? That is so disgusting.
Speaker 6:They never said that they don't do it you don't think they're doing it together.
Speaker 2:No, understand, you don't think so.
Speaker 7:They're separate Part of the relationship is if one's sleeping with one, the other one ain't around.
Speaker 5:Okay, I'm sorry, but I don't want nothing that was inside my mom. I am so good on that.
Speaker 6:You said it like that. That's just nasty.
Speaker 2:Exactly you said it made it sound dirty.
Speaker 5:It is dirty, that's nasty. Right there, it is nasty, it is dirty, it's gross.
Speaker 6:Hell, no, I think you need a time out.
Speaker 5:Absolutely Y'all need a time out if you think it's okay out. Absolutely Y'all need a time out if you think it's okay, we didn't say it was okay.
Speaker 1:Nobody here agreed to it. Hold on. How do we Wait? Is it a?
Speaker 7:But we're also not in that man's situation either.
Speaker 8:I give Jade her time alone with Nick and for them to have their space and I don't want them to be uncomfortable thinking that I might hear from another part of the house. So I usually go out, go to my Pilates or go shopping while they're having their time.
Speaker 7:I do the same for you. I give her the same respect.
Speaker 6:I think it's doable, but I don't know about them.
Speaker 1:I mean, he's a handsome fella. But come on, man, Mother daughter, you know how weird I would feel. That's a weird feeling and I know as a man you would think like, oh, we have a whole bunch of sexual fantasies. What about revenge? Up inside our head, I'm going to go hit your mama real quick what? About revenge.
Speaker 6:No, that's I'm just saying that's nasty, not revenge. It's okay, I'm going to go to my daddy's. No, I'm going on.
Speaker 3:Being in a relationship? Yeah, being in a relationship.
Speaker 1:I told you, if the dude want to knock off the mom and knock off the daughter, yeah, that's what I'm saying, it's whatever. But I'm just like, this dude is in a real life relationship.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:With the mom and the daughter.
Speaker 5:What if she wants to get married? Will the other one get jealous?
Speaker 6:Yeah, polyamorous thing going on there. Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1:And then you got them both pregnant. So initially Is that real.
Speaker 5:Polyamorous.
Speaker 1:It's real. Somebody email us or hit us on the gram. Nobody's talking podcast and let us know if this is real or not.
Speaker 7:He started the relationship with the daughter.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 7:And then brought in the mom to help the relationship.
Speaker 2:So he brought the mom in, the daughter brought the mom in.
Speaker 1:To help with the relationship. So he brought the mom in, the daughter brought the mom in, oh the daughter To help with the relationship.
Speaker 7:Yeah, it's a crazy story. I'm like bring your best friend.
Speaker 1:In you bring your best friend.
Speaker 6:Oh, okay, yeah, but then she might take it.
Speaker 1:You know we might be able to do something the mom don't really want him, though she's just looking after her kid Mom getting stretched out too, though Exactly.
Speaker 5:I know, but she's just looking after her kid and her own needs.
Speaker 7:Man don't nobody love their kid that damn much I'm going to tell you what the truth behind the matter is.
Speaker 1:They both got dickmatized. You think that's?
Speaker 2:what happened?
Speaker 1:I think that's what happened. Mom probably got some of that BBD.
Speaker 7:I think that's what happened, and we're sitting up here like oh my God.
Speaker 1:Hey girl, you got to let me in on some of this.
Speaker 7:You just said you wouldn't do that with your mom, right?
Speaker 5:Absolutely not.
Speaker 7:But if it was that good. Absolutely not, then you ain. Was that good? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1:Then you ain't have it that good, then I'm assuming, Absolutely not.
Speaker 6:She said absolutely not.
Speaker 5:That's gotta be some good stuff.
Speaker 1:Absolutely not no.
Speaker 6:It's kind of like when you get something so good, you just gotta tell somebody. You know what I mean. Man, this is good. It's kind of like when you get something so good, you just got to tell somebody. You know what I mean, that's disturbing.
Speaker 2:It is pretty disturbing.
Speaker 1:I mean I'm not saying I agree with it, yeah, no, they're like live how you want to live, but I'm like my.
Speaker 6:It wouldn't be my first choice. No.
Speaker 1:Like she said.
Speaker 6:I mean, all three of them are good looking, so that means they don't have any problem, but you saying they took it a step further and they both pregnant and based on the gram, this man.
Speaker 7:He is a influencer who primarily influences with women, beautiful women.
Speaker 6:So I mean he's a handsome fella so I'm pretty sure like he's gotta be lit so is he gonna impregnate?
Speaker 1:maybe somebody else, or?
Speaker 7:bring a third in there.
Speaker 6:You saying Nick Cannon, no, I'm just saying no, I mean, you know he's got that kind of game. That's that prison game yeah. Because you said he makes content with other women.
Speaker 1:Right Makes content with other women.
Speaker 6:Usually prison. Niggas have a game like that, or rich niggas.
Speaker 7:You said that's where they tighten their tails up, or rich niggas?
Speaker 6:Or prison niggas. Them niggas do it with what they got. Them niggas have three or four women With a motherfucking toothbrush and toothpaste and a grilled cheese sandwich.
Speaker 7:Ain't there a website out there? Women go look for niggas in prison.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh damn, have you looked at it? No, I haven't.
Speaker 7:Oh, no Is there a website out there. You can go. Women go look for niggas in prison. Yeah, yeah. Oh damn, have you looked at it?
Speaker 6:No, I haven't. Oh no, you sparked up real quick on that one I'm on prison talk and you got a little giddy. She did get a little giddy. You know a prison dude.
Speaker 7:I ain't seen her smile yet.
Speaker 6:I see it now. No way.
Speaker 5:You got a prison, dude. I hate y'all.
Speaker 1:So damn.
Speaker 5:Prison dude, never mind.
Speaker 3:What did Martin say in the?
Speaker 5:movie I'm on TikTok.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 5:And I literally just saw TikTok three days ago no, oh, like three days ago about this woman who just married this guy that she met while he was in prison. There's like a website or something that you can like text them off of.
Speaker 3:Did you research?
Speaker 5:it no.
Speaker 1:Will you? You're going to have to research for the show now.
Speaker 6:Well, hold on, I only type so fast I seen it first hand so I'm not got to research shit. Oh, you seen the website? No, I seen niggas get out of prison. I seen niggas get out of prison and have a whole furnished apartment and then leave the motherfucker two weeks later.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 6:Kick her out of her own apartment she set up for the motherfucker.
Speaker 2:That's dirty.
Speaker 5:It's called the Getting Out app. You can text them on it.
Speaker 6:I'm just saying you can text prisoners on the Getting.
Speaker 5:Out app, even if they're not getting out.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait. First and foremost, how do prisoners have access?
Speaker 5:I see them on TikTok all the time. They're always dancing, making music videos All the time. Hold on, I got you. You just looked up prison talk.
Speaker 6:So you have been on their site.
Speaker 5:No, they're on my free page.
Speaker 2:Is that something you would be interested in?
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 7:Wasn't it a couple years back, it was a real pretty dude, a real good looking dude, that was posted on the internet.
Speaker 1:Oh damn, they just ended up making TikToks.
Speaker 5:They're just Living their life Making music videos On TikTok, having time of their life you know you're going to have to start being the.
Speaker 6:You know we're older.
Speaker 1:So you're going to have to take over the TikTok drama. We don't have TikTok.
Speaker 5:I got you.
Speaker 1:Prison.
Speaker 5:Talk. I'm on that all the time. They always show up on there. I'm like what are they doing?
Speaker 7:I need you to find a prison app that shows where these men are communicating with women on the time. They always show up on there. I'm like what are they doing? I need you to find a prison app that shows where these men are communicating with women on the out.
Speaker 6:She just did. That was the TikTok. No, she said the app is called Getting Out app.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's called Getting Out app Reminded. Yeah, good it's called Getting Out.
Speaker 6:Don't log on to that.
Speaker 1:Man, you learned something new we got to start researching, man we get left behind. There was this really fine one.
Speaker 5:I saw posted from prison, I was like oh man, I'm like just download it. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 6:All this shit. You'll let them get it.
Speaker 5:No, I don't want to sit behind bars, all this shit.
Speaker 6:No, we ain. I don't mind space, no more you gotta pay for the app.
Speaker 7:You know what I did research the app and you gotta pay for it.
Speaker 5:I'm so good on it. Make a deposit.
Speaker 7:No, I'm good, put some money on the books.
Speaker 5:I mean, I guess like the good part is you can flirt and then like if you don't want to talk, no more, they can't come find you until they get out.
Speaker 2:Who's the prisoner that's here in the women's prison. Oh, jodi, jodi Arias, jodi Arias.
Speaker 7:Yeah, yeah, I might have to research her. Yeah, what the heck man.
Speaker 1:Yeah Castle's loving Jodi.
Speaker 6:Arias man, that motherfucker cut the motherfucker up hey.
Speaker 1:Oh what, jodi Arias?
Speaker 6:Then she cut him up, stabbed him or some shit.
Speaker 1:Hey so you ain't going to smash.
Speaker 5:You ain't going to smash Hell.
Speaker 1:No, you ain't going to smash Jodi Aries.
Speaker 5:Oh hell, no, she's fucking crazy.
Speaker 6:I ain't fucking with her, bro. You know I like to drink. I've been in fell asleep. Wake up, motherfucker. Yeah, I know, wake up. A hand missing and a gag ball Dang, uh-uh.
Speaker 5:They just talk about the getting out app where you can message prisoners for when they get out and get in.
Speaker 6:That's right. Get that swerve on.
Speaker 1:That's funny. Yeah, dog, listen, I had no idea.
Speaker 6:Is that making money right there?
Speaker 2:Yes, it has to do with my money. Okay, then you can go with it. That's the only reason why.
Speaker 1:You dictate who comes and goes, so hold up.
Speaker 2:So there's getting out at work for men and women. I don't know.
Speaker 5:I know it's for men, inmates.
Speaker 2:So, first of all, these inmates ain't supposed to have phones anyway.
Speaker 5:I was just showing them prison time.
Speaker 1:Show them on TikTok Watch this, I got you. Watch this dog.
Speaker 6:Hey, y'all Look, and they in there gigging.
Speaker 5:They're in here making TikToks.
Speaker 2:Which is crazy? Which is crazy, right, I ain't lying. So how the?
Speaker 6:hell man, listen. You ain't got so you can go to prison. You got free cable. You got.
Speaker 1:TikTok. Hey, that might almost be the way to live, you sitting up here paying for all these extra amenities. You got to get tires. Pay for your kids' schools.
Speaker 6:I'm going to wait until we get another election before I go, though I'm going to have you picking cotton and shit. You're going to earn your keep.
Speaker 2:Oh hell, no I'll wait, Joe, you really want to go to prison.
Speaker 6:Shit they ain't got to pay no bills.
Speaker 2:For other reasons.
Speaker 6:No, I'm going to go for that reason.
Speaker 3:Oh hell, I'm just saying, I'm just saying but, I ain't going to prison, just taking a turn for the worse.
Speaker 1:I'm too pretty to go to prison. Damn, he say he too pretty.
Speaker 2:What did Martin Lawrence say? I?
Speaker 6:think half dead. Have a field day with you. What did Martin Lawrence say?
Speaker 2:Lock and snap.
Speaker 6:You fuck around running the half dead. I ain't running nobody.
Speaker 1:Tell him to do it.
Speaker 6:Bosco, he don't know nothing about half dead.
Speaker 1:You boo-boo on yourself and don't wipe your booty Nah, that don't work. My tummy don't care, I said, if you boo-boo on yourself and don't wipe your booty Nah, that don't work. I'm telling you, I don't care. I said if you boo-boo on yourself and don't wipe your booty.
Speaker 5:Have you met the people of this world? I mean, I've never been to prison before.
Speaker 1:So just Jess, I don't know.
Speaker 2:What would you do? What would you do if you got locked up in prison? If I got locked up?
Speaker 5:I like women so I'm not worried about it. Oh, so you'd be all right, You'd be in heaven, shit.
Speaker 6:Now, it depends.
Speaker 1:She said she'd be good.
Speaker 6:Unless you get one of them big finger moms Then you'd be all fucked up. I've seen Orange is New Black once. That's a good show.
Speaker 3:Orange is.
Speaker 2:New Black is a good show.
Speaker 1:That is a good show I've seen that so many times. I've seen that so many times. I've seen a couple episodes.
Speaker 2:Best prison show of all time though Oz no, I've never watched.
Speaker 6:Oz either. Don't watch that shit.
Speaker 2:Oz is good.
Speaker 6:Oz is really good.
Speaker 3:I'm thinking man Oz.
Speaker 6:I watched a couple episodes and I was like oh hell no, now the scary old ass from prison, right there, oz.
Speaker 2:They did this here.
Speaker 6:Man, they did everything you can think of in Oz, bro.
Speaker 1:Hey me just not being able to leave when I want to leave.
Speaker 5:That would suck Scares me enough.
Speaker 1:Like right now. I want to go across the street to the grocery store and maybe get some sushi, you can get a soda. If you like to drink, you can get wine, liquor. You can do all this stuff.
Speaker 3:I just want to go outside and look at the sky and they got a whole bunch of dudes in there that look just like me.
Speaker 2:That's what trips me, what I want to be there for. You see those videos of people in court getting sentenced to 20, 25, to life in prison. It's just fall out crying like I. I probably fall out crying too.
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna lie, nah I mean I'll fall out crying, he gonna take it. I'll fall out crying if I ain't do shit, but you know.
Speaker 7:I'm a firm believer these cats be convicted of murder, if you do it you do it.
Speaker 6:You know what I mean. Well, yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying.
Speaker 6:You know you did murder. You're going to jail.
Speaker 2:I'm not crying bro.
Speaker 1:I'm not.
Speaker 2:You know that's why, you you a murderer, bro, you better not cry, that's why I always use my card.
Speaker 1:Just in case, dude, I always want to live a paper trail at this time.
Speaker 6:You a murderer and you get sentenced. You better not cry, bro, better not Hell. No, yeah, you a murderer.
Speaker 1:Oh, you said if you a murderer, yeah, you better not cry.
Speaker 6:Then you'll be having some Kool-Aid on you by the next day.
Speaker 1:Boy, we got another guest in.
Speaker 7:Uh-oh, be in there dabbing that Kool-Aid on you Might ring the bell.
Speaker 2:They made it Coming. I made it Coming in here looking like Red Hulk, Red Hulk. I'm like what happened? What's up? Everybody, what's up? There's too many damn people who live here now.
Speaker 1:Oh no, it's a whole bunch of people that traffic is crazy.
Speaker 6:Who you telling? Well, it took me an hour and 20 minutes to get here A lot, a lot.
Speaker 1:We talked about a prison app where you what you say girls can meet prisoners. What's it called?
Speaker 5:Oh, Getting Out app.
Speaker 2:Getting Out app.
Speaker 5:So like you can text prisoners and like be in a relationship with them because they're lonely.
Speaker 6:When they get out Yep.
Speaker 5:Okay, and I was showing them prison. Talk on TikTok.
Speaker 1:Prison talk Now let me tell you this For all you single fellas out there maybe you have game, maybe you don't, but I tell you this you ought to be a goddamn shame of yourself if you can't go get a bitch. And this nigga sitting in prison and she just sitting out here free.
Speaker 6:I'm gonna tell you man, them prisoners got game boy.
Speaker 2:Man please. When did prisoners get self-access? Prisoners got game.
Speaker 6:Hey, you see that, and them homeless niggas got game Hell.
Speaker 2:Nah, they call it keystring. Yo so Keistering. Y'all never heard that.
Speaker 3:Oh man.
Speaker 2:Keistering, keistering.
Speaker 1:Keistering, keistering.
Speaker 6:I ain't heard of none of that.
Speaker 1:That's from.
Speaker 2:That sounds like. That's from Get Hard that sounds like some Tootie Fruity shit. That's from the movie Tootie Fruity.
Speaker 6:That's from the movie Get Hard, you're sticking up your booty. When Will Ferrell?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's where that's from. I don't remember. I don't know how y'all be remembering stuff. I watch a movie, and then, speaking of movies, if it ain't from Harlem Nights or Coming to America and Dolomite.
Speaker 2:Speaking of movies, oh, by the way, harlem Nights, or Coming to America and Dolomite Speaking of movies.
Speaker 6:Oh, by the way this is a Mr Rogers.
Speaker 2:Hey Pop, oh, we got another. Wait hold on Another, call Another guest.
Speaker 4:Don't eat. And I was trying to call, I'm minding you before they fly out. Hey Bob, yeah, but this Bosco, I know Because I hear your voice. I said, oh man, I may have to hit your number because I want to see Lonnie and the boys before they but you know what, me and your dad had a good time. He finally went out. He went to the restaurant. He loved the restaurant we had a good time today.
Speaker 4:All the food we had a good time today. Alright, listen. I said, oh good, listen, but he getting out huh hey, we doing a podcast.
Speaker 1:I'm going to call y'all back ok, I'm glad I did. I heard your voice. Alright, baby well, shout out to my pop's wife. She called in. I thought he was calling in like well, shout out to my pop and shout out to his wife. Alright, now back to what we were saying Movie, something about a movie.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah yeah, so have y'all seen Snowpiercer.
Speaker 3:The show.
Speaker 2:The movie. I know you don't know.
Speaker 3:I've never, seen the movie.
Speaker 2:It's a good movie. Joe, you haven't seen Snowpiercer.
Speaker 6:Snowpiercer, you've never heard of it it doesn't have a lot of killing in it, it does, so there's a TNT show Within the first five minutes.
Speaker 2:Listen to this, Nick. Yeah, there's a TNT series called Snowpiercer.
Speaker 1:I think I saw the series it.
Speaker 6:It's computer generated right. Is that the one? No?
Speaker 2:no, it's a train.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I know, but I thought that was a computer generated one.
Speaker 2:Nah, it's real life. So in the movie it's one of those post-apocalyptic type of movies where the entire world has frozen over. So they put the entire world's population on this train Like it's a big-ass train. Well, it's not. I assume it's just like the show, right? So this train is based in a city or whatever, so rich people got on it. So there's different classes to the train right, yeah, yeah yeah, so that's not what this movie is about.
Speaker 2:This movie is based kind of I wouldn't say it's based on it, but it puts me in that mind of it. So Snowpiercer mixed with John Wick, but it's an Indian action film called Kill Okay On Hulu. Check that shit out. An Indian action movie, and yes, there is killing within the first five minutes. That's what I'm talking about. Do they show titties? No titties, Unfortunately.
Speaker 6:No titties Everybody like titties, but it's India so you know yeah they're allowed to show titties. They got standards but you know, the older might be saying Kung Fu and titties.
Speaker 2:That is the recipe. Ain't Mia Khalifa in there? I don't know who.
Speaker 7:You know who Mia Khalifa is.
Speaker 3:I'm asking you.
Speaker 6:Yeah, he does. Who Nigga, who is? She. You don't know who Mia Cleef is. She's one of the most popular porn stars on the planet.
Speaker 2:She had, I think, a three-year run where she just did movie after movie after movie after movie she was getting threatened, though, by her country because of her nationality, her race. Oh yeah, she did a—. What is she?
Speaker 7:She's Indian or no, like Iranian or something One of those Middle Eastern countries.
Speaker 2:No disrespect, but yeah, she did a scene where she was wearing a hiyap oh, and she was getting did in, yeah, and that was a big no. No, oh, she's good yeah she's good looking, she's Lebanese. Lebanon. There you go.
Speaker 1:My bad, okay. So how did she get into porn then?
Speaker 2:I guess nigga's the expert over there. I don't know. I just know who she is. Don't look at me. I just watch. Yeah, no, who are you? Milky, silky or Rod? Today I'm Rod. Okay, you still thuggish ruggish over there. No man, I'm just Gerard. Today, you renounced your Thuggish ways, man.
Speaker 1:Man, I kind of miss the Thug thing. Hey, well, I know you talking about what Kung Fu? Hey, have anybody watched Love Hurts? No, not yet. I'm telling you, don't let that title fool you. That movie is fantastic you ever seen. I haven't seen Love Hurts no, not yet. I'm telling you, don't let that title fool you.
Speaker 2:That movie is fantastic you ever seen? I haven't seen Love Hurts, but you ever seen that movie? He was in Everywhere, nowhere, everything, everywhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the shit was weird but it had some good come through. That was a weird movie.
Speaker 6:Good come through yeah.
Speaker 2:It's just, it was like what Multi Dimensions or something like that.
Speaker 6:It was like what?
Speaker 2:Multi Dimensions or something like that yeah.
Speaker 5:You won an award for that movie, though.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I know, yeah, all the weird movies win awards, of course, nigga.
Speaker 2:I say we make a movie, best Kung Fu movie you ever seen.
Speaker 1:Enter the.
Speaker 2:Dragon. Come back to me, enter the Dragon. Enter the Dragon. Joe, come back to me. I gotta think of a title Best.
Speaker 6:Kung Fu movie you've ever seen. No, I've seen a bunch of them oh. Best.
Speaker 1:Kung Fu movie.
Speaker 6:Shit Mine would be. What is it? The Shaolin one.
Speaker 1:The Drunken Master. That was a good one.
Speaker 6:What is it the Chambers? What is it the Shaolin 36? That was a good one. What?
Speaker 1:is it? What is it the?
Speaker 6:Chambers, what is it? 36 Chambers, 36 Chambers, that's what. That's right, ip man.
Speaker 2:Ooh, that's good though. Ip man, the first one I'ma go with, i'ma go with.
Speaker 6:Hero Jet Li's movie. But 36 Chambers, though 36.
Speaker 5:Chambers. Okay, hear me out Kung Fu Panda.
Speaker 2:We're listening.
Speaker 1:Okay, now go ahead and tell us why Kung Fu Panda then.
Speaker 5:Because it's a fucking panda doing Kung Fu.
Speaker 6:Panda.
Speaker 5:Exactly.
Speaker 1:Panda, panda panda panda, I was waiting for it. Now you know what Kung Fu Panda came out. That was kind of past all of us. Well, maybe, yeah, it was way before. Well, maybe, yeah, it was.
Speaker 2:Well, not the fourth one. I still watch cartoons, no I said maybe Sherrod, because of kids.
Speaker 6:Yeah, the fourth and fifth one.
Speaker 1:So maybe he seen it.
Speaker 2:I'm disappointed In this demographic. Y'all didn't pick the last dragon. He did oh, you did no. He said Enter the Dragon. He did oh, you did no he said Enter the Dragon.
Speaker 3:No, oh no. He said Enter the.
Speaker 6:Dragon. Oh, you talking about With Bruce?
Speaker 3:Leroy.
Speaker 1:Nigga, I'm being. No, that was alright, that was alright. I'm being for real. I know we like to be, we like to be comedic here, but no like, enter the Dragon All.
Speaker 6:I know is Not the best comedic.
Speaker 1:Kung Fu film.
Speaker 6:No, enter the Dragon, that one. I'm going to go rush hour on that one. No Into the Dragon would have the best lines ever.
Speaker 1:Who kicked me?
Speaker 6:I said which one is it.
Speaker 3:I kicked you. It can't be no better than you bring.
Speaker 6:The designated time, yeah, and the designated place, and I designate his ass for dismemberment.
Speaker 2:Leroy, I got it. It's Smoochie Boochins.
Speaker 5:That would be our movie name.
Speaker 2:Yep, that's the movie name Smoochie Boochies.
Speaker 5:Elaborate.
Speaker 2:No particular reason why you just said give me a movie name.
Speaker 6:Smoochie Boochies Yep.
Speaker 2:Smoochie Boochies, that's what it's called.
Speaker 3:What would your?
Speaker 2:character. Be though Some nigga who talks on the mic, I'm the narrator. There we go.
Speaker 5:Narrator I don't know what genre of boobie would we be?
Speaker 1:Y'all ain't making no porn or nothing, oh. I was like that's our next Smoochy booty does sound like a porn.
Speaker 2:It does, but it's not. It's my like smoochy booty or something that don't sound like no porn. That's got to be NC-17 at best. Yo, what is the distinction?
Speaker 3:Break it down for me.
Speaker 2:Joe, what's the distinction? Nc-17? Yeah.
Speaker 6:It's kind of like Skinamax, but you got to be 17.
Speaker 2:Skinamax, that's soft porn. Huh, so you got to be a 17 to see some titties Over 17,. Yeah, not a soft porn. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:NC-17, you got to be over 17.
Speaker 1:Yeah you're right, but NC-17, you don't see it going in and out like a porn.
Speaker 6:No, there's no penetration, it's basically soft porn.
Speaker 1:And you just sitting up here grinding on each other.
Speaker 6:Situational shit, that's all. Oh Like, hey, yeah, but they've been doing situational shit since you, you forgot your clippers?
Speaker 1:Oh, here, let me get them. You didn't just sit up here and you just like put lotion on her back or something.
Speaker 2:I just don't understand how they be doing it, standing up both vertical.
Speaker 6:It's crazy, I know you saw, Planet 51.
Speaker 3:Is that a two-week?
Speaker 2:movie yeah, okay.
Speaker 6:I know you saw Planet 51. Planet 51. But they had situational shit in Planet 51. I'm gonna go watch it now.
Speaker 1:Planet 51. With the Rock.
Speaker 6:The Rock was in Planet 51.
Speaker 2:Pre Under Armour deal the Rock.
Speaker 6:Yeah, the Rock Okay.
Speaker 2:That don't sound like any. I mean, I know the man has been in some shit movies, but that don't sound like anything he do.
Speaker 6:Actually, it's a good movie though, is it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was in Doom. I did like Doom.
Speaker 1:I ain't watch Doom.
Speaker 2:Oh dog, that was horrible, it was bad, but it was entertaining.
Speaker 6:No Planet 51 a lot better than Doom bro. Doom was fucking horrible bro.
Speaker 2:Planet 51 is a cartoon. I know?
Speaker 3:Oh, I saw that.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah he?
Speaker 6:Oh, I saw that. Oh yeah, he was the. He was the Astronaut that got stuck.
Speaker 1:What is this? The Simpsons? No, they look like Simpsons, but green.
Speaker 2:Is it an animated movie?
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's an animated.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, hold on, let me see.
Speaker 6:No, but the thing is right. Rock was taking a shower and the little dude Walked in on him and he go wow, that's a strange place To put an antenna. I've never seen that.
Speaker 1:Man, listen, I'm tapping out of this. Y'all go ahead.
Speaker 6:I'm serious, though. I'm like wow. I'm like wow, they put that on there.
Speaker 1:I'll see y'all next week.
Speaker 2:Speaking of which, so um, I've been away, obviously, I've been going back Into the archives. I've missed a lot of episodes, a lot, a lot.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:I missed what Two years worth of shit.
Speaker 1:We be all here.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you missed about two.
Speaker 1:Shit. We been all here since 2020. I'ma go two and a half.
Speaker 2:Two and a half years worth of shit.
Speaker 1:We on like episode 229.
Speaker 2:Shit well, I am here for a good time.
Speaker 6:Not a long time.
Speaker 2:I'm definitely back for a long time, oh damn.
Speaker 6:That's the whole saying I'm here for a good time, not a long time, no no, no, no, no, I'm learning Because, see, I tried.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm learning. I got an oil change before at Valvoline. You should have asked me about that, I should have. They claim 15 minutes.
Speaker 1:That's why you got to go on a Saturday and just sit there.
Speaker 2:I was thinking I was being proactive by giving myself an hour.
Speaker 1:At least you got an oil change. Yeah, I got an oil change. Some people still driving around. Hey, at least you got the oil changed out. Yeah, I got an oil change. Some people still driving around. Hey, go change y'all's oil, damn it.
Speaker 6:I went and got an oil change in my truck. They didn't even reset the light.
Speaker 2:No, they didn't Mine either. Yeah, my light's still fucked up.
Speaker 6:I got to figure out how to do it. I think you got to hit the pedal three times.
Speaker 2:Well, I googled it on the way here or either that you got a button, yeah, I got a computer system or some shit. So, yeah, I will be back next week, the week after that, the week after that and the week after that computer love.
Speaker 6:I won't be here next week.
Speaker 1:I'll be in Florida enjoying myself Tampa, then I'm going to Gainesville uh oh, I think Joe just renounced his going to Gainesville. Uh-oh, I think Joe just renounced his.
Speaker 6:Going to Gainesville.
Speaker 2:See you over there man when the Gators are.
Speaker 6:Who Gators Nah, lord that Gators, I'm not a Gator fan bro you don't visit the campus. I'm not a Gator fan. Come on man, you can't do that. How are you going to do that to you, joe, don't contribute to my alcoholism, bro.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm here for.
Speaker 6:I don't need that, bro. Don't contribute to my alcoholism.
Speaker 2:Where's the moonshine this week?
Speaker 6:Oh no, I ain't got none. Ain't got none. Sure, joe showed up looking fresh.
Speaker 3:Got a fresh haircut that he does Look at that haircut. I was going to say something about it.
Speaker 6:Man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's looking rather spiky.
Speaker 6:That's why I got tequila.
Speaker 5:You messed up last time, that's why I got tequila I was twisted by the time.
Speaker 6:I got home I was like I sat down, I got some Patron in my cup.
Speaker 5:I can't do that to me again. Do it to me again next week. I'm just kidding, bring it next week.
Speaker 6:In two weeks, though, I have some fresh stuff. Then Did you have a headache?
Speaker 3:I go back to Florida and take a little flash. I'm young, I don't get headaches. She's a pro.
Speaker 6:Oh no, this is the good stuff.
Speaker 3:You driving me flying.
Speaker 6:Put it on your plane. I'm getting me. Get me some Shea, Shea too, Speaking of planes. I'm getting some Shea Shea bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, man yeah them planes Don't go there dog.
Speaker 3:They've been sitting upside down.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hey dog. This a podcast.
Speaker 2:We here to entertain people Real quick. Who's taking the $30,000? $30,000. Okay so the Delta plane that flipped upside down the one that was in. Canada. They're offering them $30,000 each.
Speaker 6:Can I walk For?
Speaker 2:what.
Speaker 6:If I can walk out that motherfucker, I'm taking it.
Speaker 2:You're just going to take the $30,000?
Speaker 3:You ain't going to try to sue him for more.
Speaker 2:Why? Why not no attachments? $30,000. $30,000. I'm taking $30,000. $30,000 for what? Yeah, Just for being on the plane. Oh, they're offering $30,000 to fly their airline.
Speaker 1:No, no no, that's their settlement.
Speaker 2:Because the plane, when they made it, it flipped upside down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this guy took a video of it, so it's basically for your pain and suffering.
Speaker 6:You should be all right if you had your seatbelt on.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not really on the internet like that.
Speaker 6:I will take the $30,000 and see you later. Bro, Y'all can go and fight for your money if you want to.
Speaker 7:They said $30,000, no matter what you can still sue.
Speaker 6:I'm taking the $30,000. And I ain't going to sue, because here's what's going to happen You're going to sue the motherfuckers and the lawyers are going to take 33% of them, 40% right off the bat, and you end up with about $15,000 right there.
Speaker 2:See, I was thinking about that too, because $30,000 cash money right, how hard is that to say no to Like?
Speaker 5:I mean, I'm alive.
Speaker 6:You batted 42, bro last week.
Speaker 2:You shit, I'm alive, that $30,000, I'm alive.
Speaker 1:So I guess I'm alive. That $30,000,. I'm alive, so I guess I'm good. I don't really need it.
Speaker 2:I already know I'm taking it what you gonna do with $30,000?. What are you gonna do with $30,000?
Speaker 6:A lot.
Speaker 2:With $30,000? A lot you want some water.
Speaker 6:You look like you parched. It's $30,000 more than what I got now right, you look like you parched shit, hell yeah you know what I'm saying you wouldn't take the 30 I had, that 30,000 on to the 30 dollars I got.
Speaker 1:I would take it now I got 30,000 and 30 dollars.
Speaker 6:I take back what I said. I take back what I said. I got plenty left in the car.
Speaker 2:Take back what I said uh oh. I thought you were a pro. I thought you were a pro. It's Joe's tequila. I take back what I said. What the hell? I renege my statement. But, joe, we will be praying for you while you get on this flight. Don't do that, why not?
Speaker 3:Are you superstitious?
Speaker 6:Oh, I'm guaranteed 80, bro, I'm not worried about it. Oh well, shit, All right go ahead and finish with the plane stuff.
Speaker 1:I'm just fucking with it, I'm guaranteed 80, then the helicopter flying in to the man.
Speaker 6:There's too much stuff going on right now, isn't that one in Marana, right there?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah. It is kind of weird how most of these crashes have been happening here.
Speaker 1:Two. I saw that one in Scottsdale. Were these private airlines the one in Scottsdale that was a private jet.
Speaker 6:I think the one in Miranda too.
Speaker 2:One of them was getting delivered. Someone had just ordered or bought the plane and it was getting delivered.
Speaker 6:That's cold right there. I wonder if he had the insurance on?
Speaker 2:Look that's cold right there. I know what if he had the insurance on? Look, I don't mind flying. I know it's still safer to fly than it is to drive, but I just don't like not having control, because at least in a car you feel like you still have some type of control, right, because you're behind the wheel. But you're sitting on that plane You're like did this motherfucker just flip upside down? Man, I would have been tripping dog. Uh-oh, uh-oh, the tequila's flowing now.
Speaker 2:I deserve it this is actually aqua, yours is water. Yeah, you okay, over there.
Speaker 5:It was one shot, I'm okay.
Speaker 6:All right, wow Okay, got to remedy that. Well, we're done with this glo. Wow, okay, we got a remedy there. Well, okay, we done with this Gloom and doom Plane crashing shit.
Speaker 1:Man, that's news we here to entertain the people. That's news of the week. We gotta break it down.
Speaker 2:I got some news too. Well, it ain't my news, but I'm sure y'all have heard ASAP Rocky beat his case. Yep, oh yeah, oh shit, okay, see, that's what. That's what happens when I'm late.
Speaker 1:Yep, I own that one. We sent a shout out to Barbados too Good for A$AP.
Speaker 2:Rocky.
Speaker 3:And he said Guten Tag for the Germans.
Speaker 2:Guten Tag for the Germans.
Speaker 5:Shout out to Germany Guten Tag for the Germans. Miss that too, Yep.
Speaker 2:And we're not. This show's not sponsored by anybody At all, Because they pay us.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, no, hell, no Good, good, good, good, because I'm not we going nameless.
Speaker 2:I'm not doing no more ad reads until you motherfuckers pay us.
Speaker 1:This is true. This episode is brought to you by me. Niggas Shit, that's who it's brought to you by.
Speaker 6:Hey, before I leave though ain't nobody going to know what we're talking about Just go and pull that shirt off and leave it for me. Appreciate it.
Speaker 1:Nah man, this dude is crazy. I'm going to have that shirt.
Speaker 6:Right there he been wearing one of those shirts for a while. For the last 10 years, I've been asking for one of them, motherfuckers. Just give him a shirt. No you don't say it on the air? Damn what's wrong with? You Listen, listen, jesus Christ, don't worry, I made a mistake four times, but you don't get a pass like that right now.
Speaker 1:Okay, Joe, I'm sorry she ain't even on the marquee.
Speaker 3:Yet Come on, nelly, you got to earn your way on to the marquee In the group photo. We ain't took a group photo. Even I'm on the group photo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I told you we're going to get our IG popping. Y'all Level up.
Speaker 2:You need to take over why she ain't running it. Listen, you need to take over the IG. Why she ain't running it.
Speaker 3:I posted one time in like three years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you're the youngest.
Speaker 3:You're making up excuses already.
Speaker 6:You know what's, you know everybody around my part and they keep getting minutes on this mic. Ain't not one of us would have known about that prison shit.
Speaker 3:Mm-mm.
Speaker 1:She said something about TikTok. We don't even have TikTok, yeah put us on TikTok.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know, you can get.
Speaker 6:TikTok now right, they put it back on the app.
Speaker 1:So you can go ahead and upgrade. Yeah, you better hurry up and do it Before they snatch it back down.
Speaker 5:I can get upgrade I can tell you that night was the saddest night of my life.
Speaker 6:When they took TikTok.
Speaker 5:When they took down my TikTok, I was in the middle of watching a video. Okay, you guys don't know who this is, but it's Rula and I love him.
Speaker 2:V the Rula.
Speaker 5:No, you don't know who it is, anyways, and I was watching that video, she did say that. And in the middle of his crash out, it just stopped. What's a crash out.
Speaker 2:Explain that.
Speaker 5:Losing your damn mind. What do they for calling that crash out you?
Speaker 2:didn't know that.
Speaker 7:I mean. I heard. It's been a. It's been a hella bastardized crash out Motherfuckers just.
Speaker 5:Joe, your whole life would be a crash out right now.
Speaker 2:Motherfuckers just misuse and use that shit so much.
Speaker 1:I just figured out what a kickback was.
Speaker 6:What a kickback was.
Speaker 1:I see what you're saying Out of control.
Speaker 6:They say we're going to a kickback. Was I see what you're saying Out of control? They said we're going to a kickback. You mean a barbecue Boss's damn mind Ouch a rabid ass mind.
Speaker 2:What the hell is a?
Speaker 6:kickback Shit. That's funny. That's when you just kick back A function.
Speaker 2:That's what you call it when you was watching the crash on the TikTok.
Speaker 1:Are we having a set? Yeah, you know what the set is so you need to.
Speaker 2:You need to put us on tick tock and get some content. You can't do that you don't have to be on the team yeah, you want you in the crew my face have to be there you and the crew, right, yeah, that's fine to be there, you and the crew, right, yeah. That's fine, you can make that face. It was kind of cute actually. No, what is?
Speaker 1:going on.
Speaker 2:Just saying no.
Speaker 6:Okay, now movie time I might go to Womack. I got one Shit I might go to Womack.
Speaker 2:The Gorge. They can't pay us though the Gorge, the Gorge on Apple TV, I'm out. Good, oh, you don't got Apple. No man, you need to get your money out.
Speaker 1:Well, when streaming, I know.
Speaker 2:Shit who you talking to. He said that when streaming starts.
Speaker 1:When streaming starts carrying love hurts, you need to see love hurts. Preaching to the choir. When streaming starts, when streaming starts carrying Love Hurts, you need to see Love Hurts. And then I already talked about Heart Eyes. Right, good movie. I'm only telling people this just because they're going to be thrown off by the titles, by Love Hurts and Heart Eyes, and I want people to be thrown off. So therefore, you need to watch Heart eyes. Love hurts, love hurts, heart eyes. Now, captain America. I mean, I liked it, but it's still hard for me to visually see Homeboy Anthony Mackie.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I like his Captain America.
Speaker 2:Because he's the falcon.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. It's just hard to kind of and I didn't watch the man.
Speaker 6:I never was a fan of the Red Hulk anyway.
Speaker 2:What's the significance of the Red Hulk, his anger heat? That's it, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:The Gray Hulk is angry too, though right. Well, the Greyhawk, just don't make me angry.
Speaker 6:No, the Greyhawk was in total control. He was a gangster. He changed his name to something.
Speaker 1:But the Redhawk.
Speaker 6:The Greyhawk.
Speaker 1:The original Hulk yeah.
Speaker 6:No, the original was Green, but he was mindless. Yeah, he meant.
Speaker 2:Green you took it as Gray. No, the original was green, but he was mindless. Yeah, he meant green, you took it as gray.
Speaker 6:He said green.
Speaker 2:He just fucked it up.
Speaker 6:Then that motherfucker said gray.
Speaker 2:Don't start with me, bro. I know he said fucking gray. He about to crash out, huh Was he crashing out.
Speaker 6:I guess that tequila better than I thought it was.
Speaker 1:It is Patronum. I get it now.
Speaker 6:I get it, that's what Joe Bucket do, it is Patronum. It is Patronum.
Speaker 1:Crash out. Hey the monkey, oh, that comes out.
Speaker 2:That started this week. Where's it stop?
Speaker 6:That started this week. Come on, oh, the one I sent you. What was his name? Bosco.
Speaker 5:What you whispering for my man who. Yeah who my man? Who what's?
Speaker 2:his name.
Speaker 5:Theo James.
Speaker 2:Who was that? This is about the.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 2:She went straight to the phone, hey what's the one I sent you, Bosco?
Speaker 6:What was it called? Oh my God, that look good. Okay, I see who it is. I got to look it up. Damn, I ain't got my phone because zombies ring all the time.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's been in a few movies I've seen.
Speaker 3:You know who is he. He was in Sexy, wasn't he in the Look?
Speaker 5:at that.
Speaker 6:Not the Rebel Ridge. He was in the.
Speaker 5:Gentleman, is that Stifler?
Speaker 2:Nah, that's not Stifler. Shout out to Stifler's mom. Oh, he was in the Divergent series.
Speaker 3:Divergent. Oh, that's where I seen him.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, that was a terrible movie.
Speaker 6:What's the preview that I sent you. You remember.
Speaker 1:Oh, man, I, I forgot.
Speaker 2:I did see that they were going to come out with an accountant too. Yeah, I heard about that, Did you see it? Oh yeah, I can't wait. Oh man, I cannot wait for that.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I want to see that.
Speaker 2:Did you see that I'm trying?
Speaker 6:to figure out why they wait not I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3:It does kind of make you want it a little bit more.
Speaker 2:Yeah because, then they got a lot more story to tell.
Speaker 1:Yeah, instead of just turning them out Because it's going to be him and his brother. Hey did y'all saw the trailer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's going to be him and his brother. No, no, come on too.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that looks good, I'm watching. I'm a chauvinist, but I watch it. Yes you are.
Speaker 2:You don't like women in power positions? No, so they don't get on top, not usually, only when he had that surgery.
Speaker 6:I know ain't none of them get on top, no more. She ain't know nothing after what happened to me. Fuck, no, that motherfucker, fuck my hip up, oh my.
Speaker 2:God.
Speaker 6:No, no, no, Go on vacation, joe, Not no more.
Speaker 1:Joe's on vacation, no more. He won't be here next week, uh-uh.
Speaker 6:I will. I'll be here in spirit. Your cheers will be rotating.
Speaker 2:I'll be here in spirit, right, you know, never mind, that's just something I got to get used to. What's that? You in my spot?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, he used to sit Tell him he been gone for two years. I know, I know.
Speaker 2:Tell him my booty.
Speaker 6:You should have told him, motherfucker, what you got on my 40?. Nah, he right, I'll sell it to you, he right.
Speaker 7:Give me 40 bucks, we already discussed. I don't have Apple TV money. Why would I have it.
Speaker 3:Cheer on me Shit, you shouldn't have a stick.
Speaker 2:Hey, me and Jess are struggle buddies. She ain't got $10. I don't have Apple TV money. Hey, listen, wow, you need to do something strange.
Speaker 6:I'm going to be honest with you, though.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be honest with you y'all too sad motherfuckers.
Speaker 6:I ain't going to lie. This motherfucker ain't got apple money. This motherfucker ain't got ten dollars. You got to know somebody that got apple oh, of course I know somebody.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying I got people with passwords.
Speaker 1:Exactly, that's how you get it right there. It's about the people you got.
Speaker 6:I'm going to give y'all a tip, though. I'm going to give y'all a tip though.
Speaker 5:Will you Y'all go down Wednesday?
Speaker 6:Apple money. At JJ's they got motherfucking wings for $3. That motherfucker.
Speaker 3:On Wednesday they got wings for $3.
Speaker 6:For $20, you can eat good and have a good shot of liquor Joe can I have $3? Yeah, you can have $3. You got to do something for it, though. No, you ain't got to do nothing for it. Not for $3. Not for $3. Why the hell you doing that?
Speaker 1:Hey, this is a very upstanding show. I'm telling you, wait, $3,.
Speaker 6:you'll just let slip yeah.
Speaker 2:I'll let that go I don't fuck around with that, but over five.
Speaker 6:Oh, you got to pay up, bro Gotcha, give me that shit back.
Speaker 1:Gotcha, we will be back.
Speaker 6:I don't shit you not, I ain't fucking around Next week.
Speaker 1:Be like the paper boy. You know that $ dollars. You owe me with more comedy before we leave I got this like I'll tell you what.
Speaker 6:I was a youngster, right, and uh, dude, I was, I was in in the military and dude borrowed five dollars from me, right, and he knew he was transferred. That motherfucker left this next morning bro, my five, check this shit out. He's gonna crash out.
Speaker 5:He's gonna crash out Over five dollars.
Speaker 6:Five years later, nigga, I saw that nigga in the club. I walked up on him and said oh, what's up? Nigga, give me my motherfucking. I ain't mad at him. And he said really you still there. You goddamn right, nigga, you gonna play me like that. Hell yeah, I ain't mad at him and he'd say Really you still there? You goddamn right, nigga, you gonna play me like that.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, I ain't mad at him, okay, hey.
Speaker 6:Nigga bought drinks all night.
Speaker 2:Listen, I got my five dollars, that's plus Was it dollar night.
Speaker 1:Ain't that crazy when you let your boy Get some money For real and then y'all sitting up there and y'all sitting in the club you'd probably be sitting there looking at him like man, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3:but see, I was.
Speaker 1:This can't talk man. He ain't paying me my money back yet he up here having a good time.
Speaker 6:That's the worst. I thought I was invincible back then. I would have fucked that nigga up.
Speaker 7:Oh man, I swear to God, I would have fucked him up.
Speaker 6:Fight off. Excuse my language, I don't need you to say the N word that much. I would have fucked him up. We do, I would have fucked him up. All right, folks, over $5.
Speaker 1:We out of here Later Peace.