Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Bump N' Grind & Cartoons!!!
When six friends sit down with mics, no topic is off-limits. This freewheeling conversation begins with a sports fan's observations about high school girls' basketball, where every possession seems to be a fast break despite the questionable fundamentals. The group analyzes coaching strategies and ball control before pivoting to one of the week's hottest sports stories: LeBron James confronting ESPN's Stephen A. Smith courtside.
The LeBron discussion evolves into a passionate debate about basketball legacies, with one host boldly declaring James the greatest of all time for his ability to elevate not just himself from humble beginnings but also position his son Bronny for NBA success. "He got in the league fatherless. He got his kids in the league," argues one host, while others question whether nepotism should factor into GOAT conversations.
When the conversation shifts to music, one host's search for R. Kelly's "Bump and Grind" video leads to a surprising discovery about content availability in the streaming era and an even more unexpected finding—a country line dance version of the R&B hit. This sparks a nostalgic journey through dance crazes of decades past, from the Electric Slide to the Roger Rabbit, with each host championing their personal favorites and demonstrating impressive knowledge of dance history.
The group's cinematic analysis of movie remakes and sequels reveals strong opinions about the appropriate timing for revisiting beloved franchises. While some argue that classics should remain untouched, others appreciate how nostalgia-driven revivals can succeed when handled with care. This naturally flows into the podcast's most animated segment—a deep dive into childhood cartoons, particularly Looney Tunes characters like Foghorn Leghorn and Marvin the Martian, acknowledging both their formative influence and their problematic elements through today's lens.
The conversation wraps with hosts sharing their strangest childhood habits and experiences, creating an intimate glimpse into their personalities beyond the microphone. From burying toys in grandparents' backyards to creating elaborate "salads" for worms, these personal anecdotes remind listeners that shared childhood experiences often transcend generational differences—and sometimes reveal who might have had early serial killer tendencies.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 2:That's right.
Speaker 1:You're not saying nothing. You ain't had a, that's right. That's right. You're not saying nothing. I'm not going to say anything. I'm supposed to say like hello, you know you're part of this production, right? Hello, you had some courage, all right y'all. No, I was just turn it off. Some of us don't want to talk. So, hey, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Welcome everybody when we talk, welcome back On the podcast. That's what we do.
Speaker 3:Is that what a podcast is?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Okay, Well. I'm not going to talk, okay.
Speaker 4:I'm just going to watch you guys today.
Speaker 1:Now we are here. With how many of us is it? One, two, three, four, five, six, six?
Speaker 3:CIE.
Speaker 1:Six people Wow. Yeah, we got a starting five. We got a starting five in the sub. That's right, that's strong. Wow, yeah, we got a starting five. We got a starting five in the sub. That's right, that's strong. I smell it. You got the six-man award.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:You scared. Anyway, this is your boy, bosco, sitting to my left. It's Rod, it's Rod.
Speaker 3:To my left It'd be the one they call Christian, and sitting to my left we have the one and only baby, rodeo, rodeo, joe, baby All right, all right.
Speaker 5:Tournament ain't started yet, so Alabama ain't came out yet, but it will be Saturday, to my left.
Speaker 1:Some tournaments have started right.
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Speaker 6:It's Jess.
Speaker 3:Jess, jess.
Speaker 5:Hey.
Speaker 4:Jess.
Speaker 5:Alright, alright.
Speaker 1:Well, anyway, we got some Interesting topics, I think.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:I don't know what all we're going to talk about. I don't really have much to talk about, really.
Speaker 3:I got a question.
Speaker 6:Uh-oh, oh shit. Okay, is this a two-part question?
Speaker 4:Put your finger on the dumb button, all right.
Speaker 3:You going to hit us with the question, oh damn. Well, my question actually is for the sports fans out there Jess, did you play anything, or did you do anything except swim? Did you play?
Speaker 2:basketball no.
Speaker 3:No, all right. So I guess this is kind of directed towards Steve and Joe. Y'all have daughters, yes, no, no, all right. So I guess this is kind of directed towards Steve and Joe. Y'all have daughters. Yes, yes. Were they in athletics? Yes, what athletics were they in? Basketball, track and softball, okay, basketball. So this past week I watched a high school basketball game for the ladies.
Speaker 1:And they missed every layup didn't they?
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no. Actually, it was a good game.
Speaker 5:I'm messing around. You watched the All-Star game, right?
Speaker 3:No, no no, not that one. No, it was Kellis versus the State playoffs.
Speaker 2:Oh, shout out to.
Speaker 3:Kellis they actually beat the brakes off of Pueblo. To Kellis they actually beat the brakes off of Pueblo. They were down eight in that going in the half they won by 22. Nice, here's my question If y'all can remember watching a high school basketball game with your girls, was every single possession a fast break? Hell, no, nigga you girls was every single possession of fast break hell, no, nigga, no, it's like running gun, but now, yes, like that's all they do, even if the numbers ain't on their side, right like jesus defense.
Speaker 4:Try to beat the defense man don't let them where they shooting any threes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they were shooting them because you know now people just be launching threes.
Speaker 4:Hey look, man, you know me on the fast break. Nigga, I'm pulling up Me too.
Speaker 3:I'll pull up from half court now, me three Nigga, the Pueblo, the opposing team, the away team. They had this little number three Right, she knew she was her, she knew she was her, she knew she was her.
Speaker 4:She could find her shot wherever she was, whenever she was like don't wait for the she had the green light, huh you have a green light to do what you need to do, nigga.
Speaker 1:She was pulling up from like college range nice man that must be nice to have a green light, nothing but the bottoms but you said they got their brakes beat off them.
Speaker 3:So, oh yeah, they got the brakes beat off of them because and I really don't know how it happened because, like everything looked disheveled, like everything was chaotic, like I said, everything was a fast break, right, the whole entire game. They were just going. Ah, so it wasn't like that when y'all were watching your girls play.
Speaker 4:No, I tried to get them like that. I remember I was like a volunteer coach and they were playing at the recreation center and I had my daughters on the team and you know I had them as the point guards because of other people. I called it what they. You know how they give you the random kids that nobody want to play, so they gave me all the misfit kids, so I had to teach them how to play a zone.
Speaker 4:I had to teach them about defense. I had to teach them how to just turn and shoot. Don't try to dribble and do too much.
Speaker 3:Okay, so that kind of leads into my next question. Oh see, it was a two-part question.
Speaker 4:It was. I guess it was a two-part question.
Speaker 3:So Kellis was also undefeated. In fact, tonight they're playing in the state championship, so go, cougars, or whatever. Shout out to Cougars.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 3:Go ahead.
Speaker 4:Kellis Shout out.
Speaker 3:They went undefeated in the regular season. Their coach won coach of the year. From what I saw and I'm not a basketball IQ whatsoever, I know very little to nothing about basketball but from what I saw, if I was on that committee I wouldn't have given her coach of the year.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was a female coach.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was a female coach.
Speaker 4:Could have been a political stunt.
Speaker 5:Numbers. I'm not saying it.
Speaker 1:They undefeated, though they did go undefeated.
Speaker 3:Yes, I'm just saying that's good, yeah, they did go undefeated, but from a fundamental standpoint okay, Right.
Speaker 4:You want to see nice fundamentals? Yeah, number one. You got to see the fundamentals, and then you want to see ball control and you want to see tempo control. That's what you want to see. Everything was just go.
Speaker 3:Everything was run and gun. Everything was just go Well that works for them though that's the thing. I don't think it was by design.
Speaker 4:That's it. They weren't even holding up numbers. They would just go Like, okay, get the ball and go.
Speaker 5:Well, you know, you can say the same thing for Phil Jackson.
Speaker 3:They were slow, unathletic, but they were running full court press all night. Right, Okay so that's what it was.
Speaker 4:They were running full court press and the other team didn't know. I saw that happen in the championship last year.
Speaker 3:Oh no, no, no. No, kellis was running full-court press. The other team was athletic Right. But slow unathletic Kellis was running a full-court press.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but it worked. They got that break speed off of them.
Speaker 5:No, they won. That's why you got to do what's working right. You know like that pressure.
Speaker 4:If you break the press, though it's easy points, that's exactly how you break the press. You got to go it was easy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was easy.
Speaker 4:So obviously they was breaking the press, because their press wasn't that good Nice. And they wasn't getting a lot of turnovers off of that press, so she should have broke that press a long time.
Speaker 3:Just Jess, what would you have done in that situation?
Speaker 6:I'm not even going to lie I haven't been paying attention to anything.
Speaker 3:See, that's the problem.
Speaker 6:I don't know nothing about any of that.
Speaker 3:But you ain't even paying attention. You got to learn.
Speaker 6:Well, you asked me what I'm supposed to do. How am I supposed to learn? Leave me alone.
Speaker 1:Okay, now we're going to change the subject.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that was it for my question.
Speaker 1:You done right there. Turn us into sports talk. High school girls high school.
Speaker 5:They probably like what did LeBron really say to Stephen? A oh, there you go.
Speaker 1:Now we talking, what did? Lebron say to Stephen A Smith Did you see that you might have to pull it up real?
Speaker 3:quick, so yeah, that was big deal, lebron.
Speaker 1:James and his commentator, Stephen A Smith.
Speaker 5:Like they had words. Keep my son name out your mouth.
Speaker 3:LeBron pulled up on Stephen A On the side of the court.
Speaker 2:Who else?
Speaker 3:No, just put.
Speaker 2:LeBron he made Stephen A look like a little kid, though Did you see how big he was?
Speaker 4:I saw how small Stephen A was.
Speaker 3:I was like God damn, did y'all hear what Stephen A had to say today? On the first take, I'm going to sue your ass.
Speaker 5:No, I did not, but I know he probably talked shit when he got back in the studio and had security. He ain't had no security on the court.
Speaker 3:So Stephen A was like let me address this. I wasn't going to address this at first. Y'all know how Stephen A talk, right, yeah, so he wasn't going to address it at first, right. And oh, you want to put that on you want to put that on oh.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, Well, anyways, yeah. So Stephen A wasn't going to address it, but you know he had to because it was on all the sports outlets.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he got pumped. That's hot. Yeah, he basically got pumped. He had to say something.
Speaker 3:He was like, well, yeah, he pumped. He's like I wish LeBron would have called me or his people would have called me. We could have addressed it then.
Speaker 4:But he was like fuck you, stephen. A oh, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Was basically keep Bronny's name out of his mouth. He's like nothing. I said was about Barney, it was all about LeBron James. So now he's walking it back and we don't all watch Stevie Nane. You know Stevie Nane, that's what he does. He just got broke off. By the way, he got a $100 million five-year contract.
Speaker 5:Well, my thing is, though why the fuck are they talking about a 56 pick when you never talked about a 56 pick?
Speaker 1:before. There's my problem, right there. There you go, Listen because I'm like who the 56 missed last year. Nobody know why do so many people have a problem with Bronny James Now. Because he's the son of greatness. Listen, all y'all cats got kids, and isn't it the parent's job to do Right, you damn right, to put your kid in a good situation Put a better situation than you.
Speaker 5:Here's what I'm going to say.
Speaker 3:If I was LeBron James, I would have did the same thing Exactly.
Speaker 1:People do the same thing, don't Chris Collins? Work for a network.
Speaker 5:LeBron James is officially the GOAT Nigga shut up man. I don't want to hear that bullshit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's a GOAT, baby, we ain't going to start this. Yes, he is a.
Speaker 5:GOAT. Did Michael get his son in the NBA?
Speaker 3:We ain't going to start this, Chuck.
Speaker 5:Did Michael get his son in the NBA? We ain't going to start that?
Speaker 3:We ain't going to start that, no he did not.
Speaker 5:Michael did not get his son in the NBA. Bryce going to be in that bitch too.
Speaker 2:That made LeBron the GOAT, so fuck all that shit y'all talking.
Speaker 5:Listen, you do got a point. That's what he got Fuck all the shit y'all talking. That nigga got in the league Fatherless.
Speaker 1:He got his kids in the league. He got 50,000 points total. Now, damn right. And if you?
Speaker 5:don't fuck around and find out that damn girl ought to be in the league somewhere.
Speaker 1:That's the shit His daughter. Or his wife? I was wondering His daughter. That's funny.
Speaker 5:She playing volleyball or some shit, whatever.
Speaker 3:You think?
Speaker 5:LeBron is going to stay.
Speaker 3:You think LeBron is going to stay to his other sons, then yeah, he's going to stay Shit.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that motherfucker got man.
Speaker 2:Lebron is kicking ass and he's 40 years old, still got enough three, four years left in it, and the boy ain't going to do but one.
Speaker 5:He's going to play one year at Arizona. Hey, listen, because that's all he's going to be in his stomach anyway up there.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you this right here Tucson. Ain't shit up there. Cash from Akron built different. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 5:Ain't shit up there in Tucson, that boy ain't going to stay to the NBA. Shit Tarantulas and Harry Potter.
Speaker 1:Let's talk about some gossip. Damn it Okay, this ain't sports talk.
Speaker 4:Let's talk about some gossip. It is gossip, yeah.
Speaker 1:Is it? That's all gossip? No, it didn't start turning into Michael Jordan LeBron.
Speaker 5:And while you're looking at me, Brock Purdy ain't worth any of the money they're trying to Best change of subject.
Speaker 3:Oh, my Best change of subject Trying to get.
Speaker 5:Brock Purdy all that money and don't want to pay nobody else.
Speaker 1:Who saw Amber Rose. Come on give us some good gossip.
Speaker 5:Okay then what Amber Rose do? I don't know. Maybe she's pregnant again. I don't know.
Speaker 1:No, she was talking about Kanye. Remember? She was talking about you know how I guess he likes. I guess he likes when women lust, or he likes when men lust over his women, allegedly so now here's the question do y'all? Like do y'all like having significant others, that other men lust over you?
Speaker 4:don't want shit, nobody else want well, I mean yes to a point, though, right.
Speaker 5:Yeah to a point If I got a girl come here and one of y'all niggas want her, why the fuck I want her.
Speaker 3:Wait, listen, hold up, wait, wait, I'm just saying though. Listen, you just said 100,000 times I've heard you say don't swim in my ocean. That's right, Don't swim in my ocean.
Speaker 5:That's right.
Speaker 3:Your ocean might be Different than my ocean.
Speaker 5:Man, I guarantee you there's one in my ocean. You won't Lie to me. Hey, I'm telling you Like this my ocean is fast.
Speaker 3:So your ocean Is unlimited.
Speaker 5:I got yellowtail tuna In my shit. They big.
Speaker 4:Damn why it's gotta be tuna Chicken of the sea.
Speaker 3:I mean To get back on the subject. Okay, so I understand. So Kanye likes his women, like obviously we all see Bianca, we done all seen Bianca. Bianca, that's her name, right.
Speaker 1:Oh, the naked one, yeah, the latest lady he allows her To go out.
Speaker 3:I think he actually Wants her To go out. I think he actually Wants her to go out the way she does. Yeah.
Speaker 5:You can't stop a woman From dressing the way she does.
Speaker 1:No, that's true, but listen I think Kanye's the one who pushes her. But listen, kim K, he didn't. Kim K was, he didn't like when she Dressed sexy she dressed like that anyway he
Speaker 4:ain't stop her. He couldn't stop her. He ain't going to stop this one.
Speaker 3:No he wants this one to do it. She listens to everything he says.
Speaker 5:You out of your mind? You don't think so.
Speaker 3:She wants that. He wants her to have that exposure Out of your mind. Why do you think he's online the next day talking about my wife got the most fits.
Speaker 5:He learned from the last one. He wants it. He learned from the last one, though he did that shit with Kim. Look what they got him Nowhere.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but Kim was already out there.
Speaker 2:You know what? Kim was already out there.
Speaker 6:Kim's whole job was being out there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she was already out there we done all, seen the video Right.
Speaker 6:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:You see the in and out.
Speaker 6:Yeah. Yeah, you have to see the video.
Speaker 5:It's like Everybody just seen it, so Ain't nothing that she can show to me? I done seen. I done seen Every celebrity Fucking video they got. I'm telling you.
Speaker 6:AI. He said no.
Speaker 5:Ain't no AI there, baby. That shit, that shit's on VHS Rewind, rewind, rewind.
Speaker 3:What's the best one you've seen? What's your favorite?
Speaker 5:one. What's that? I don't know, her name, but the one chick from the one TV show I'll think of it.
Speaker 6:I'm just trying to make something up.
Speaker 5:I haven't seen every one of them Is she white or black? I haven't even seen the little fucking girl from Game of Thrones, game of Thrones.
Speaker 3:Oh, she had one too, huh yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about Kim.
Speaker 3:Khaleesi.
Speaker 5:They had Texas For real Not Khaleesi, the other one? Which one? Oh damn, the little bitty one.
Speaker 3:The little.
Speaker 6:Aria.
Speaker 5:Oh she had one too.
Speaker 3:Man, that's AI.
Speaker 4:I ain't seen that one.
Speaker 5:That's before AI. What are you?
Speaker 4:talking about. This was her casting couch call.
Speaker 5:I seen them all. God damn it.
Speaker 3:If it's AI she look good. They can do wonderful things with AI now.
Speaker 5:I know that, but I seen them. They already making robots. It was the hair. Too much fur Is there Is there too, much fur.
Speaker 2:It wasn't too much.
Speaker 5:I'm 70, retro bro, I like fur. Is there such a?
Speaker 4:thing as too much fur. That shit look like a wolf tail. You got a problem with her. I like fur. Is there such?
Speaker 3:a thing as too much fur. That shit look like a wolf tail.
Speaker 5:You got a problem with hair. I like it.
Speaker 3:You got a problem with hair.
Speaker 5:I like it. You got to put a pencil eraser in it, hey where the juice at man.
Speaker 4:We got to get this shit wet.
Speaker 2:Man, I don't know what y'all talking about.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but once it's there, it's there. I thought this was a church show. Hold on, can we all pray yeah?
Speaker 5:I'll come on. I don't be tripping man, you know.
Speaker 1:Tell them don't, don't change, cause we got a little company.
Speaker 5:I'm a man, I'm a motherfucking man bro, I'm a man.
Speaker 2:I'm 40, I'm a man.
Speaker 5:I like Bush. With just a little hint of pee, I'm good.
Speaker 3:You want to run that by me again?
Speaker 5:You heard me, Chet. You got Bush. You're going to get a little hint of pee in it. It's just my way to ride with it. Okay then Chet, I'm a man baby.
Speaker 3:From the sticks. Hey, tell me about your vacation. How was your?
Speaker 5:vacation. I'm nasty without the tea. Take the tea out of there. I'm nasty.
Speaker 3:This is rodeo right here. He took out the ass.
Speaker 5:He's a nasty. You lying to me, you know what.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about.
Speaker 5:Y'all starting to get hot, ain't you?
Speaker 4:Take out the tea Nasty.
Speaker 5:I didn't say nasty. I said nasty, I'm nasty. Take the T out of that motherfucker. I'm nasty, it's the S.
Speaker 2:Nasty. He said nasty, I said nasty.
Speaker 5:Everybody know what I mean Nasty. Hey, that nigga been drinking.
Speaker 3:What you sipping on today.
Speaker 5:Hey look, look, I ain't never been with no school teachers, so there you go. I've been with a lot of women, but not a school teacher.
Speaker 4:I don't know my ABSs. If you take the S out, you up here trying to critique motherfucking spelling and shit.
Speaker 5:I ain't been with no damn school teacher.
Speaker 2:Let me put it this way when I was going to school, the school teacher wasn't giving it up like they did now.
Speaker 5:Now the school teacher is giving it up.
Speaker 4:I know man, I couldn't man.
Speaker 5:You know how many A's I could have had?
Speaker 4:I could have had some kids.
Speaker 3:That's if you performed. You gotta earn many A's I could have had. I could have had some kids, that's. If you performed, you got to earn that A.
Speaker 5:I've been performing since 77. What the fuck you talking about? Oh, no, Damn Joe. What the fuck you talking about Shit.
Speaker 3:Never mind my bad.
Speaker 5:Yeah, nigga, I'm old school baby. I was titty fed, I wasn't bottle fed.
Speaker 3:You weren't on that, similac.
Speaker 5:Fuck. No, I was titty fed, bro. I'm stronger. My immune system is off. The chain.
Speaker 4:So y'all got that fucking artificial milk.
Speaker 5:Yeah, y'all got that fake shit. I don't know if I was breastfeeding Powder milk. We didn't get that. They ain't had powder milk until I was about 15. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4:My auntie said they had powder milk Shake it up.
Speaker 5:Yeah, what's up, man Powder milk we ain't had that shit until I was about 15 years old.
Speaker 1:Alright, love.
Speaker 5:Let's get serious.
Speaker 2:I've been wanting to. Let's get serious All right.
Speaker 1:I've been wanting to hear Bump and Grind by R Kelly. Okay, play that shit, right? No, I'm about to play it. Y'all stay with me. What Ultra Single say? Stay with me now. Hey, I'm walking through the parking lot 7. I'm walking through the parking lot 7th Avenue, osborne. I'm coming out of Peter Piper Pizza.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Walking through the parking lot.
Speaker 5:I hear somebody like oh hey hey, I got a visual.
Speaker 1:I'm sitting up here thinking like okay, they probably want directions. They're like hey, I thought you was Ocho Cinco. What the hell Ocho Cinco. We sitting up here Blue shirt and blue pants, walking out of Peter Piper pizza. I'm saying, if you're like, oh, okay, I mean.
Speaker 5:I'm totally fucking me up Body frame. Sure Waiting on his R Kelly story.
Speaker 1:No, no, I'm going. I'm getting back to the R Kelly story, but well, you mess us up with your spelling.
Speaker 5:I know. No, you wouldn't have ever noticed. It went for the fucking school teacher.
Speaker 2:No, that's why, we got her here.
Speaker 1:Now back to the R Kelly thing. See, I was telling you all this story so I could pull it up. See, that's filling air time.
Speaker 4:I'm getting professional at this. Yeah, we don't need no dead air.
Speaker 1:Exactly so. I told my little sub story before I got to R Kelly. Now I was looking up R Kelly because I wanted to see the Bump and Grind video. I wanted to see him butterfly. Now if somebody can find that video, please send it to me, because it popped up on Apple Music. Wait, which video? Bump and Grind by R Kelly. I want the video. Please send it to me Because it popped up on Apple Music. Bump and Grind by R Kelly. I want the video, not the audio.
Speaker 2:Did they take it down?
Speaker 5:That's what I'm sitting up here thinking they took a lot of stuff down.
Speaker 1:How they going to do that to Aura. I mean, I know what he did, but I'm like this is the artist. They like I'm looking up his sex tape or nothing.
Speaker 3:You might be right I don't know if I can find it either.
Speaker 1:But see, that's what I'm saying. But what did you see that I'm talking about? Like, when you Google it, I'm about to play Jizz, I don't see Hold on. I'm about to find it.
Speaker 3:I wonder if he's still getting royalties from all his stuff Because he's been sued, right? They probably cut checks to other people. Yeah, because I ain't watched really none of them.
Speaker 5:He ain't got no money.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean, he got sued for all his stuff.
Speaker 5:Well, the royaltiesalties. They say the royalties. They took most of this stuff Down in the beginning.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Just put it back on there. But they can't Not too long ago Like Cause.
Speaker 5:I know you couldn't. Even Spotify took all that down At one time. It's on there, spotify.
Speaker 3:It's on there now, yeah.
Speaker 5:But they took it down, like at one time.
Speaker 3:But you think everything, so everything he makes off those goes straight to those lawsuits or whatever.
Speaker 5:I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2:I ain't really heard where nobody won one.
Speaker 5:I'm just saying yeah, I haven't heard where nobody won one, though. Oh, won one of the civil suits. Yeah, won a civil suit. I know the state got him locked up, but they got him for racketeering and all kinds of shit. But what they trying to sue him for I don't think the state even got him locked up. They got him for racketeering and all kinds of shit. But what they trying to sue him for I don't think the state even got him for that. These motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:R Kelly.
Speaker 1:Like clockwork. Top five R&B artists of all time. Is that the video? That's just a song.
Speaker 4:That's just a song. It's not the video.
Speaker 1:You found a video Video. He found it.
Speaker 4:Please forward to hold up what's the email address?
Speaker 1:to go to. We might have it. He left his T in there.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, Look, he left his T in.
Speaker 1:We found.
Speaker 5:Aura.
Speaker 1:One thing I must confess, hey anyway, I'm going to finish this story, though this is what I was going to say when I was looking it up some bump and grind. They got a bump and grind line dance. So I'm sitting up here thinking, oh, I got to see this bump and grind line dance, right, Right, Wait, hold on. I'm hearing music in the background.
Speaker 4:Yeah, man, that's for you.
Speaker 5:Oh, go ahead, continue talking. It sounds better that way, is it loud?
Speaker 4:I can't really hear it that loud.
Speaker 5:It sounds better that way.
Speaker 1:Continue Now. It had this white dude teaching, I guess, a country line dance and it's called Bump and Grind. You ever heard of it before? Is it Bump and Grind? No, it was Bump, and I was looking up R Kelly. Yeah, but they have, and it popped up Bump and grind. They might have a country song bump and grind too, though I don't know, and that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:I think they got a line dance to it, so it's actually a country song, a country music guy singing bump and grind as a line dance.
Speaker 1:Well, no, this one, I don't know. It was a guy teaching like it was just a class, like they was just at a bar and whoever the instructor was was doing a bump and grind the dance. So all I could think about was R Kelly and he was doing the dance and I'm like I'm sitting up here watching. I'm like I want to learn how to do the dance now, but it's the bump. And I'm like I'm sitting up here watching. I'm like I want to learn how to do the dance now, but it's the bump and grind. I'm going to find it. Hold on. All right, y'all go ahead and talk.
Speaker 3:Who else got something to say? Turn that down, hold on.
Speaker 1:Oh, is that the bump? No, he had people out there, but that is the bump and grind line dance. So look, if y'all, y'all look up the bump and grind line dance, it is a line dance for the bump and grind. And I thought I was going to hear R Kelly and then when I saw the guy, I was like, oh damn, they doing the line dance and I'm sitting here watching the guy. I'm like ain't the bump and grind. I know it is one thing about them, country motherfuckers they will line dance.
Speaker 3:I'm sitting up here watching a guy. I'm like ain't the bump and grind. I know that is one thing about them country motherfuckers. They will line dance on some shit.
Speaker 6:On anything, On anything oh my God.
Speaker 3:So you've been to a few country bars, so what are they line dancing to? What is some of the weirdest things you've heard.
Speaker 6:Well, not weird stuff, but like.
Speaker 5:Like that's unusual?
Speaker 6:None of it. It's just line dancing. Honestly, like it's not even you can't even call it unusual.
Speaker 5:It's not even like. All they do is like take the same shit you do and just play country music to it and they make so many versions, but I'm still thrown off by Bum and Grind. But I'm just saying they still like, just like they did the Electric Slide.
Speaker 2:That's true, they call it something else.
Speaker 5:Yeah, boot Scoot.
Speaker 1:Boot, scoot, what do we call it?
Speaker 5:Electric Slide the Monorail.
Speaker 1:Remember the monorail, the chewing gum Maybe it was an Ohio fan.
Speaker 2:The mashed potatoes. Oh, he said the chewing gum.
Speaker 1:The Charleston chew, the mashed potato. Yeah, we're going to break all the food stamps.
Speaker 5:The twist oh hey, that was my uncle shit right there. Now, that was a good dance right there.
Speaker 1:Okay favorite dance of all time Go.
Speaker 5:My favorite dance of all time. Electric slide.
Speaker 1:The electric slide.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh man, mine's the Humpty dance.
Speaker 1:You like the Humpty? Yeah, humpty Hump, you got a favorite. Just watch me do the Humpty Dance. You like the Humpty? You got a favorite. Just watch me do the Humpty Hump. The WAP oh, the WAP was nice. Yeah, that was mine. Remember the Schoolcraft? Was it called the Schoolcraft Everywhere? Oh, yeah, yeah, we called it the Schoolcraft. That was the prep man or yeah, that's. Oh, what was that called? Yeah, we called it the school craft. That was the prep man.
Speaker 5:Or yeah, the prep. Yeah, yeah, that was just the prep.
Speaker 1:Oh the school craft was the other one. Yeah, that was the prep, that was the prep, bro. And then the other one. The school craft was when you jumped and you like kicked your leg. That was the school craft. Yeah, so there we go, kick step baby, what else?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I do remember kick step.
Speaker 1:I got one for y'all, just way back. See, they might not know, they was young, y'all two might know. Remember, I remember in Little League they're little cheerleaders, because I mean obviously we played in the Akron City League, so all the cheerleaders, you know, they was all black girls. They're all out there grooving, they be like one, two, three, do the Hawk with me. Y'all remember the Hawk, the Incredible Hawk? No, I don't Really. I mean the girls did it, but I was like, damn, y'all don't remember the.
Speaker 5:Hulk, I'm truly wasn't that athletic.
Speaker 3:I probably had to see him. It was probably awesome.
Speaker 1:Not even in Little League. Did you play Little League? I didn't play Little League, oh.
Speaker 5:Oh you just went straight to high school huh yeah, my mama See, I had to walk home from practice and shit uphill both ways.
Speaker 1:Yeah huh, uphill both ways, alright. Favorite new dance then the Dougie. Everybody know they like the Dougie what's the one with the? Oh the Superman, soulja Boy. Soulja Boy, not Soulja Boy oh, the shoulder lane, crank that. Oh, crank that. I don't even know what it's called, but I know what you're saying Soulja Boy. Soldier Boy, not Soldier Boy. Oh, the shoulder lane Crank that, oh Crank that. I don't even know what it's called, but I know what you're saying. The.
Speaker 3:Soldier Boy.
Speaker 5:Soldier Boy no.
Speaker 3:Soldier Boy was yeah, superman, right Superman.
Speaker 1:I know what you're talking about. I think they did it like with the shoulder lane. Oh yeah, the shoulder lane.
Speaker 3:I like the Harlem Shake, the original Harlem.
Speaker 1:Shake. Oh yeah, they redid MC Hammer. Oh, we forgot about MC Hammer. Oh yeah, how we going to figure?
Speaker 5:out about Hammer Time. Hammer Time, running man.
Speaker 1:Uh-oh, uh-oh, goodness gracious, we was all doing that.
Speaker 5:What's the one Running man?
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 3:Roger Rabbit.
Speaker 1:You was, oh, oh, the Roger.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:The Roger Rabbit. Hey, remember Vince Vaughn did that On. Uh, what's the movie? He was in there with the Rock E-Weezy, be Cool, be Cool. Yeah, remember he did the Roger Rabbit and that he said oh.
Speaker 3:God, that shit is hilarious. Y'all remember when the fake like the new Running man came out when they was doing.
Speaker 4:Last Night.
Speaker 3:You remember that song, you remember that one. They called it the Running man, but it wasn't really the Running man.
Speaker 1:The Running man is the MC Hammer right? Yeah, that's the real one, and they tried to redo it. Yeah, they tried to redo it.
Speaker 5:No that's when they had the. It was a big thing and all the soldiers and shit was doing it Everybody was doing it, yeah everybody was doing it. Yeah, you remember, they called it the Running.
Speaker 2:Man, but they didn't know. Goddamn Running.
Speaker 3:Man, what's that song called?
Speaker 4:I want to be your baby, if your game is okay, call boo, my boo, that's what it's called.
Speaker 5:Oh it's called my boo.
Speaker 3:And they did the running man too, no, that wasn't the song, a new version of it. It was one of them.
Speaker 5:Viral challenges and shit. It was like one of them challenges or whatever, and they just see how many motherfuckers they can get to do it At one time.
Speaker 1:We gonna have a going to have a dance battle challenge. We're going to do it like the ice bucket challenge.
Speaker 4:We're going to throw ice. I like the Casper slide. That's my new one.
Speaker 1:Hey, steve liked the Casper slide part two. Steve, what's the one you always go out there to the dance floor dog Casper Sly, is it? Oh?
Speaker 4:is that it I don't know what to say. Come on, ride this train.
Speaker 2:The cha-cha.
Speaker 4:And ride it Uh-uh come on.
Speaker 3:That's the new running man.
Speaker 5:Let me see Nigga, please, man.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 3:Why do young folks do that? Because they ain't got no goddamn originality or creativity.
Speaker 5:Young. What the fuck that is.
Speaker 1:But you're young. You represent the young people.
Speaker 6:But not all of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you do, but I'm just saying On the show you represent the young people, not those kind of young people. Okay, she got sold.
Speaker 6:Unrepresented she. She got sold, they remain unrepresented, she said I got sold.
Speaker 1:She said they can remain unrepresented. Young people.
Speaker 5:Are you representing that?
Speaker 3:Best pop locker of all time? None of them. Who's the best?
Speaker 1:pop locker of all time. Turbo.
Speaker 3:Turbo. How about Rerun?
Speaker 1:Huh Rerun.
Speaker 4:Nope Rerun didn't pop lock.
Speaker 1:Turbo was better.
Speaker 5:Rerun did pop lock? No, he didn't. What did he do? That wasn't pop lock and rerun. Rerun had his own thing, that wasn't no pop lock, it was a pop lock. You tell that man, that wasn't pop lock.
Speaker 1:Hey, remember when they tried to say rerun was Halle Berry's dad. I never heard that one. I've never heard that one Fred Berry. Yeah, y'all ain't never remember. Y'all don't remember that rumor.
Speaker 3:I don't remember that one yeah. Ain't no way.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they was like oh, Never know.
Speaker 1:Look at the skin complexion the eyes, they was like rerun and I was sitting up here like damn really.
Speaker 3:Get out of here. I just saw Halle Berry in the Oscars last weekend. Halle Berry.
Speaker 1:Halle Berry. That's a good song.
Speaker 3:She deserve it too.
Speaker 1:She deserve a song she deserve that song. Did you see when she was dancing to it? No, she was dancing to it. It's on some show.
Speaker 2:If you look it up, hold on.
Speaker 1:We're going to play it for y'all.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Halle Berry.
Speaker 1:You know, I got to talk at least about two people from Ohio per show.
Speaker 2:So now I just talked about LeBron James.
Speaker 1:We talked about the swordfish and Halle Berry.
Speaker 2:You said you like catwomen.
Speaker 6:I love catwomen, I love catwomen, I love catwomen.
Speaker 5:What Catwoman, I love Catwoman. What's your best Halle Berry movie then?
Speaker 2:Catwoman.
Speaker 1:Monster Ball Losing Isaiah.
Speaker 4:I'm going to have to go with Swordfish. I like Boomerang, that always got me.
Speaker 5:Her name was Angela she was laying on that boat Boomerang Swordfish.
Speaker 1:Yeah, swordfish, yeah, she did Strictly business, is what?
Speaker 3:I fell in love with Huh Strictly business.
Speaker 1:I fell in love with I fell in love with her On Jungle Fever. She was the crackhead.
Speaker 3:Okay, so she was on Ellen doing it. Oh, was it, ellen.
Speaker 4:Ella.
Speaker 3:She grooving huh.
Speaker 1:Listen Halle Berry long hair, short. Okay, so she was on Ellen doing it. Oh, was it Ellen? Ellen, she's grooving, huh. Listen Halle Berry. Long hair or short hair, come on. Always short hair, oh my God, it's the best. Always short hair. Always short hair, steve, short or long, and listen, I like long hair, but short hair, I like curly hair Listen hey, before David Justice.
Speaker 5:We were good Short hair. I like curly hair. Listen hey, before David.
Speaker 4:Justice. We'll get long curly hair. It's good.
Speaker 5:Whatever his name, is.
Speaker 4:We ain't going to get no guests.
Speaker 1:She's good everywhere. We ain't like absolutely none.
Speaker 3:We ain't going to get one person I was scheduled to have.
Speaker 5:David Justice on here next week.
Speaker 3:Thanks.
Speaker 1:Joe. I don't want to see him when he did the.
Speaker 3:Haley.
Speaker 1:Listen. First off I'd like to say thank you, because he's also from Ohio, just saying he just made them Look man. He is. He's from Ohio. I can't help it, we just keep making them.
Speaker 5:Getting tired of this shit, man, we just keep making them Tell him Joe, tell him Joe. He's saying he don't know, he's going to tell me he's fucking Jack in the Box from Ohio. Fucking Jack in the Box from Ohio.
Speaker 2:If you tell me that, nigga from Ohio.
Speaker 5:I'm done bro.
Speaker 1:He might be Big.
Speaker 5:Mac Big Jack. That dude saved my life when I was younger.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:Where else could you get 99 cent tacos?
Speaker 2:Taco Bell.
Speaker 1:It was 59 cent tacos.
Speaker 5:You found it Christian they couldn't fuck with.
Speaker 1:Jack in the Box.
Speaker 5:Better talk to him, man Taco.
Speaker 1:John's. You found it Christian. They couldn't fuck with Jack in the Box. Halle Berry, better talk to him, man, man.
Speaker 2:I'm still looking at my little R Kelly Jack in the Box.
Speaker 3:Jack in the Box used to put the whole piece of American cheese on top of their taco.
Speaker 5:It wasn't even shredded, and what's your problem?
Speaker 1:Best fast food taco. It made it so bad. It was Kraft Singles. Oh, hey wait, did we talk about the? Do y'all know what? The number one fast food, the number one fast food chain right now?
Speaker 5:Jack in the Box you said Chick-fil-A. Jack in the.
Speaker 1:Box what it was Chick-fil-A for L to 3. Who's number 2? Kentucky Fried?
Speaker 3:Chicken, jack and the Box.
Speaker 1:Del Taco what it was. Chick-fil-a Fella 3. Who's?
Speaker 4:number two Kentucky Fried Chicken KFC. Always there. Man Can't go wrong with KFC.
Speaker 5:Yeah, because they ain't have, but like four black people in it they had a hundred black people.
Speaker 4:That said churches.
Speaker 3:Special herbs and spices. I wouldn't have said churches. I would have said Popeye's.
Speaker 5:All you have to do is say that fried okra boy. You can't get that shit up, Can't nobody beat churches over churches? You want to say Popeye's? I would say Popeye's over churches, man you just saying that because I laid on the commercial. What's wrong? The Popeye's commercial?
Speaker 2:Look, take your black card, nigga. Here's the.
Speaker 1:Wait, oh yeah, he did. He found it. Bottled water is known for having microplastics. After this advertisement hey, you know we got to pay bills. Shout out to Halle Berry and Allen or.
Speaker 5:Ellen, you found it? Yeah, let me see, so if you go to YouTube, you can see.
Speaker 2:There is a song about you on YouTube that everyone is doing a dance to, called Halle Berry is so pretty.
Speaker 6:Is that what it's called? I don't know.
Speaker 5:Who is it in superstar? Do you know who it is? I think Hurricane Chris and she's fine.
Speaker 2:Where is hurricane Chris name of the song she do we have a clip of it?
Speaker 1:Let's show people what we're talking about Wow, how did this Dog See we bringing it back Flashback. Let me see that Friday they haven't put her up yet. Let me see yeah.
Speaker 3:Man Shout out to Halle.
Speaker 1:Berry, she had long hair right there, shout out. I like it all.
Speaker 5:All of it, she look good in John Wick 5. Oh, john Wick 3, 4, whatever.
Speaker 1:Remember when the other version is coming out. The ballerina girl. Okay, what is it? The girl John Wick, oh, okay.
Speaker 3:Girl John Wick, it's just called the ballerina.
Speaker 1:It's called ballerina, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's the girl. John, oh man, he's going to make a cameo too. You never saw John Wick. Oh man, john Wick, what about?
Speaker 5:You ever seen John Wick?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got to watch that.
Speaker 4:She don't have time for the movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, how have you You've been reading? What are you reading for the movie? Yeah, how have you You've been reading? Okay, well, reading time. What have you?
Speaker 6:been reading.
Speaker 1:What are you reading?
Speaker 6:I like like thriller, horror, mystery kind of shit, Sci-fi.
Speaker 3:Well, give us the name of the book.
Speaker 5:Just wait to the movie.
Speaker 2:You know you're talking to people.
Speaker 1:We got a few countries too. It'll be a movie. We got people in Germany listening. Shout out to all the Germans Guten Tag. And what Steve said.
Speaker 6:I don't know. I read a lot of James Patterson and Agatha Christie a bunch of people I remember Agatha.
Speaker 1:Christie, but I get it. I read the dark half and when Iy from when I was a kid.
Speaker 5:But I get it, dude. I read the Dark Half and when I saw the movie I was kind of disappointed.
Speaker 6:I love reading. I'll sit there in my own little world Because the movies don't quite go into everything, especially in weather like this, yeah, all day so you like sitting in your room. Hell yeah, with the book curled up Absolutely.
Speaker 3:And something to drink Absolutely and something to drink absolutely, yeah, the movie ain't gonna go, that you know.
Speaker 5:As he peeped through the peephole, he has a tingling sensation in his eyes.
Speaker 3:The bullet travels through his brain ain't gonna go into detail, it's all visual, hey.
Speaker 1:Joe, joe can do voiceovers. I like that damn.
Speaker 5:Hey, that shit's crazy though, but hey, those days are gone, I'm lazy wait for the movie.
Speaker 3:I'm lazy, I just listen to them on audio. I like listening to books on audio.
Speaker 5:I've done that I try, but I was like I like the space ones, the space adventure ones, I listen to those.
Speaker 6:I listen to those audio books too.
Speaker 1:I just listen to podcasts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1:Nobody's talking podcasts, please recommend us to everybody yeah, tell them about our IG nobody's talking podcast which will get more active one of these days.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, no, we're yeah we're about to we're about to turn up looking at you no, looking at all of us.
Speaker 1:It's time for contribution.
Speaker 5:That's right.
Speaker 3:Gotta quit drinking. They gotta see my pretty face. Okay, joe, no, you don't. You don't gotta quit drinking, joe, cheers.
Speaker 6:Cheers me right now.
Speaker 2:You got too many mixes over there. I don't have mixes, it's water, I know.
Speaker 1:It's time for a toast.
Speaker 6:I won't drink water after you got too many mixers over there.
Speaker 1:I know it's time for a toast.
Speaker 6:I won't drink water after. If you cheers me. I won't do a chaser at all if you cheers me right now.
Speaker 3:That thing was almost full when you showed up.
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 2:How many ounces is that?
Speaker 1:I was looking at that, I was, it's almost 375.
Speaker 5:I was looking at that, I was, hey, it's almost 375, though I was looking at that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you've been working on it, man no, I'm a dude today's Friday, and so it's good like get right yeah.
Speaker 5:And, and and. What's today's date?
Speaker 1:Seven, the seven. Oh hey, you know. Friday. You just heard what she was just referencing. They said no, it's coming back. No, they said they're doing Friday 4th. They're trying to get, they're trying to get Friday after next. What's it going to be? I don't know. Friday before last.
Speaker 2:Friday.
Speaker 1:They're trying to get Chris Tucker. Yeah, no, they trying to get.
Speaker 3:Chris Tucker. Yeah, I think that's what it was Supposed to be called Last Friday.
Speaker 1:Chris Tucker is the One that they're Trying to work on Right now.
Speaker 5:I can't.
Speaker 3:It's like Hopefully they'll do alright, man. No. John Witherspoon, though, yeah, no Debo. Gone too, no Debo.
Speaker 5:No Pops, no Debo.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 5:Pops. Nah, that's not cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I need to go to a party once it's on Debo.
Speaker 1:So y'all telling me y'all won't watch the movie I'm gonna watch it Of course I'm gonna watch it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm sure we all watch Coming to America 2.
Speaker 5:Debo wasn't in 3, though they waited way too fucking long to do that bro.
Speaker 3:Debo wasn't in Friday, the 3rd this nigga was 40 years old. Damon was that was Damon, right, yeah, so Terry Crews, damon.
Speaker 5:How you going to look 40 years old, to my new apprentice.
Speaker 2:That was Terry.
Speaker 5:Crews' first movies. It went way too goddamn long for that.
Speaker 1:He should have been the king still, huh, or at least by that time.
Speaker 5:Well, no, you know what I mean. When he came to America to get to me, he was 40 47 years old.
Speaker 1:No, it wasn't Shit at that time, you lived your life.
Speaker 3:He was older than me.
Speaker 1:I don't want to talk bad about it.
Speaker 3:He wasn't that old, but it wasn't good.
Speaker 5:That motherfucker was old bro I didn't think it was that bad. I mean, I enjoyed the movie, but the movie was old. I like how they tied it together, though. I'm just saying just say if they would have came and got him 1920, you know, throw a little hip hop bands in there and some shit, you know, you know, and kill a lion with an iPad or some shit. Oh, this thing was old as us, though. Like God damn. I mean, any one of us could have played the part. I respect them for doing it.
Speaker 1:Any one of us could have played the part. I enjoyed the movie. No, that's what I said.
Speaker 5:And the only reason the people in the barbershop ain't there to hear the movie play the bar.
Speaker 3:I was wondering that. I'm like these boys gotta be old as fuck. And Arsenio, hey, sometimes you gotta Taste the soup.
Speaker 1:You gotta suspend reality. I know that's what I think a lot of times when people it's just when they do go to the movies. Yeah, I mean, I get you know when people are sitting up here they critical about certain movies. Yeah, I'm sitting up here like, okay, sit on the couch or get out and eat popcorn, watch the movie.
Speaker 5:Because you know, this year they're supposed to come out with John Carter 2. Now you know that's way too fucking long. Wait, john John Carter, is that the one with when he Go to Mars and all that shit? Oh dog, you know the princess was fucking hot in the motherfucking movie.
Speaker 2:The princess ain't hot, no more.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I don't care how many tattoos you put on her.
Speaker 1:Hey, another scream is coming out too. Y'all hear that one.
Speaker 5:There's always another scream, but you can revamp those there's always another scream, it could be the son of the son killing motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:And I'm going to see it too.
Speaker 5:Of course you are Okay. Just think about this though what if they come out with?
Speaker 1:another unusual suspect.
Speaker 5:No, don't touch that.
Speaker 1:That's my favorite movie. That's my favorite movie of all time. The Usual Suspects Love that movie.
Speaker 5:Now here it is what, 50 years later yeah because when did that come out?
Speaker 1:Was it like 90?, 89, 90?
Speaker 3:So what should be the Statue of Libertations for?
Speaker 5:If you're going to do a remake, if you're going to do a sequel, no more than fucking three years, what?
Speaker 1:y'all think.
Speaker 6:You know they're coming out with Shrek 5?.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but that's good. Shrek is out with Shrek 5. Yeah, but that's good.
Speaker 3:Shrek is good. Shrek and Donkey, I'm gonna go 5. Yeah, I say 5, 5 to 8, depending on what the storyline is, okay, but that's too long.
Speaker 6:Incredibles 2 wasn't the worst.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's another one. It wasn't bad.
Speaker 6:And that was like 14 years later. No, it wasn't 14 years. That was longer than that.
Speaker 5:It is animation yeah, but Jack-Jack should have been like 14 fucking years old.
Speaker 3:It's the same argument can be said for the Simpsons.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was going to say Mark Simpson is still the same age.
Speaker 5:Well, yeah, I get that, I get that. And then you know, the only one that grew up in the Simpsons is Lisa. Not Lisa, but the little girl.
Speaker 3:What's the little girl's name?
Speaker 5:No, Maggie's still a baby. No, she's still a baby. Every episode she did something. More and more grown up she started walking and all that shit. Y'all ain't really noticed.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but if you look at the movies now that were just made, she's still a baby looked like Mr Burns.
Speaker 1:He used to get mad because we always called him Mr Burns. He'd be like where's Homer?
Speaker 3:So what about Maverick Maverick, top Gun.
Speaker 5:They should have left that shit alone, man.
Speaker 1:No, I thought that was fantastic, tom.
Speaker 5:Cruise showed his soul to the devil. Look at all the movies he did and look at his co-stars and shit. Look at him and look at them now.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, no, he definitely that goddamn.
Speaker 1:Scientology must be working. Hey, listen.
Speaker 5:I ain't going to say too much about that. They might cut my phone off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't say no, because I know where.
Speaker 5:I was. They're right over there on 44th Street too.
Speaker 1:I just passed by there the other day. We don't want no trouble, you know. Joe is keeping us from getting guests. They all sitting up here. I'm just like well, you know, we got to have Jed back on.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and was he Scientology? No, did they win? Oh, I don't know. He from Ohio.
Speaker 1:No, he absolutely is from Ohio. Duh, of course Duh. That's why we're going to have him back on.
Speaker 5:We're going to have him back on Jed's a Jed. I love Jed. Me and Jed used to have good battles. He won most of them, but hey, hey, we had good battles, what about?
Speaker 1:um, hey, I'm trying to think what's, what's the? Uh oh, did you see den of thieves?
Speaker 2:yes, part two.
Speaker 1:Yes, I've seen it you ain't seen part two.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not yet yeah did you like it?
Speaker 5:I seen it, I, I, I liked it but it's just, I loved it, it wasn't but listen, I'm a bad movie reviewer.
Speaker 1:So for all y'all, when we talk about this movie stuff, y'all might just want to take what I say with a grain of salt, because all I care about is really just getting out the house for a couple hours.
Speaker 5:I thought it would hit harder, though, like you know, I thought it was all right, man, I don't lie, hit harder though, like you know, I thought it was all right, man, all right, that's all I'm saying. I just I'm gonna say, right there, I thought it would hit harder, you know, because that first one was like, that first one was like, it was like oh, he was on your toes and oh no, that, yeah, that first one.
Speaker 1:But listen, I'm telling you.
Speaker 5:But this one is more predictable, though, like you know, like the first movie gets more and more predictable, no that first you have you watched any of? Like the first one?
Speaker 6:Every movie gets more and more predictable. No, that first. Have you watched Den of Thieves?
Speaker 5:the first one.
Speaker 6:I ain't seen no.
Speaker 5:You can't, you don't know where the fuck they going with this motherfucker.
Speaker 6:That's what I'm saying, Like as time goes on every movie gets more and more predictable.
Speaker 5:I'm just saying the Den of Thieves. You didn't know where the fuck they was going with this. You didn't know shit about the move into the credits. That was the hard part about it. That was about the Dena Thieves got me when they showed the credits and shit. You're like, oh snap.
Speaker 1:Hey with Dena Thieves, Part 2, my heart was still racing, though. No, I mean I enjoyed it?
Speaker 5:No, because I'm watching it live and, to be honest with you, Come on, I can't watch a bad movie when I have motherfucking a double big fucking bag of popcorn and motherfucking the biggest soda they can give me. And I'm high, I'm gonna go get a hamburger. And I'm high that motherfucking movie Was pretty good.
Speaker 3:In-N-Out Burger sound.
Speaker 4:In-N-Out Burger.
Speaker 3:At the movies. You got to be high oh.
Speaker 4:To watch this movie. Fuck yeah, I watched movie when.
Speaker 5:I was high. Oh, just In-N-Out Burger. I watched Bug Bunny when I was high. Shit, damn, you watch everything. When you're high, you watch.
Speaker 6:Paint Dry. You remember it.
Speaker 5:When you're high. I know everything you want to know about Buck Bunny, because I was high, because I got high.
Speaker 4:Because I got high, because I got high, and you know my favorite.
Speaker 2:How does that song last on the record?
Speaker 5:Okay, if you a kid who the fuck don't like Marvin the Martian, though If you don't like Marvin the Martian something is fucking wrong with you. And look at him. He know what I'm talking about. That motherfucker, marvin the Martian, something's fucking wrong with you and look at him. He know what I'm talking about. That motherfucker Marvin the Martian was a motherfucker boy.
Speaker 1:They can't even play Looney Tunes. No more, no, no, any of that stuff when you go back and look at it.
Speaker 5:you're like I know that shit like it was yesterday.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1:And we said that before it wasn't politically correct, it it wasn't politically correct, it wasn't politically correct At all. None of that stuff.
Speaker 5:Someone's stealing it. They stole it like Q-36 space modulator man. That shit man. I was sitting there hiding. I was fucking laughing my ass off.
Speaker 1:Do any of y'all still watch like old cartoons? Yeah, do you? Yeah, no, but he was mad and he was talking.
Speaker 3:His chest is moving out I mean tom and jerry was done.
Speaker 5:Ah, they didn't talk you watch that while you're high man, you be fucked up. He's a motherfucker.
Speaker 3:He said a word. Yeah, tom rolled up with a cigarette in his mouth, smoking it.
Speaker 1:Hey, who was mad because they ain't never show what was Tom's, what was her name? Who was mad because they just showed her feet? Remember, they never, ever showed her what was her name? What was his owner's name?
Speaker 5:I don't think she had a name. I thought the same lady that owned Tweety owned him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I thought that was it. Oh, he was always trying to no. No, it wasn't no it wasn't.
Speaker 5:That's Sylvester, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about Tom and Jerry Okay. Remember they never showed the owners and who the owners. They just always showed Like her little house shoes.
Speaker 2:And. It was a black lady. I don't know if y'all know this but Mammy 2 shoes See.
Speaker 1:See Mam.
Speaker 6:Mammy, mammy 2 shoes Damn Yep, mammy 2 shoes.
Speaker 5:And who can forget Foghorn Leghorn bro, oh man.
Speaker 4:I say now boy. I say now, hey they. I think they played on one episode.
Speaker 1:I'm thinking this was dubbed.
Speaker 5:Remember when he was trying to teach that little kid.
Speaker 1:Somebody had to dub over. I saw it on YouTube.
Speaker 5:I say, boy, let me show you how to make an aeroplane.
Speaker 4:Shout his down, shadi is down.
Speaker 5:That motherfucker Is down.
Speaker 2:When he would. Hey, he gonna show him how to play hide and seek.
Speaker 5:The little boy Went in and then, dug and then dug him up Out in the yard. Wait a minute, boy, I was over there. He showed him. I know figures don't lie. He had the banjo right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:He always fucking with the dog and shit the dog was on the leash lie he had the banjo, right?
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, yeah. He always fucking with the dog and shit. The dog was on the leash and the dog couldn't get no further than the leash. He'd draw a line and shit. You remember Falcone and Leghorn?
Speaker 3:You can't do those, but you saw Looney. Tunes.
Speaker 5:Looney Tunes. They was little then, though that was Tiny Tunes, that's Tiny Tunes. They was little then, though, like that was Tiny Toons. Like Tiny Toons, that's Tiny.
Speaker 4:Toons, tiny Toons.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you might. I don't even know If they even have that. No, I watched Tiny Toons was me.
Speaker 5:That was Tiny Toons. No I 34, then they had Hannah Bob Barron. We had the.
Speaker 6:Looney Toons On VHS though, so we would watch All the VHS Of the, because they didn't have that when I was young.
Speaker 3:I'm too young for that. You can't have it no more.
Speaker 6:That stuff is so politically incorrect that shit was like like, my time was like Scooby-Doo.
Speaker 3:Scooby-Doo was around then too.
Speaker 6:Scooby-Doo was on before you was born, but I'm saying that shit, that stuff that was still going on.
Speaker 5:Y'all watching VHS like a motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see, with our Scooby-Doo. I think with Scooby-Doo like the animation changed with her.
Speaker 6:I would watch all the old ones. I would watch all the older ones.
Speaker 5:I didn't watch any of the newer ones, See by the time you watch Scooby-Doo, they had live action.
Speaker 6:See, because the only TV I would watch stuff on was my grandparents', so it was anything they had on VHS.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:So like it was just all the older stuff that they would put out on VHS Like the at least you want the antenna.
Speaker 5:I had an antenna no, no, no, no, and we didn't have an antenna. You were the antenna.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:We had to hold a handle by the window.
Speaker 6:Hey, stay right there, Don't you move. What are you doing? What are you doing? I had a TV, I had a cartoon network that you had to put up.
Speaker 3:I didn't have that stuff, I had a Cuba. What I did was get one of those wire coat hangers, it was just sticking in the back and just kind of finagle it that way.
Speaker 5:I'm just telling you, don't let it rain outside. That's when it show good, when it rain. Me and the Magic School Bus you fucking what you watch, the Magic School Bus thing.
Speaker 6:Yeah, all the time.
Speaker 5:Yeah, my kids and shit. That's hilarious. Them are the kids stuff like Barney and shit like that. I wouldn't watch Barney, I would literally wait till Barney went through.
Speaker 6:Did you watch? Bluey, I did watch Bluey Bluey's a girl. Did you know that?
Speaker 3:Was Bluey around when you were a kid.
Speaker 6:Yeah, when I was young I thought Bluey was new. I don't know because, like I said, I watch all the older stuff.
Speaker 4:I think the Australian Bluey is new.
Speaker 6:I don't know if it was still going on. I don't know if there were new episodes or if there were just reruns by my time.
Speaker 5:And then my kids started watching the Disney Channel and fucked them up.
Speaker 6:I couldn't watch Disney Channel unless it was summer and I was at my dad's house.
Speaker 5:I know because they made y'all disrespectful Motherfuckers think they can talk to you like that?
Speaker 6:No, we were just broke.
Speaker 5:You didn't say no, motherfucking Disney Channel. Who do you think you're?
Speaker 6:talking to. I can't watch, I'd be pissed off because I'd be at my dad's house for the summer and they'd be like showing the commercials of the movies that are coming out and I'd be like I'm not at my dad's house when that comes out. So I'd have to wait until the next summer to see the damn movie because we didn't have Disney Channel spoiled with Disney Channel you don't even know.
Speaker 3:I was pissed.
Speaker 5:I'm just telling you I channel and started talking like them kids on there.
Speaker 1:Why were the kids disrespectful or something? Yeah.
Speaker 5:On the Disney channel. Yeah, they were, I have no idea they was independent kids I don't know about. No, they had their own mind and shit.
Speaker 1:Listen. My kid's shows was Saved by the Bell and I was in junior high school, then yeah.
Speaker 2:I couldn't watch that.
Speaker 4:I had to watch that by by myself.
Speaker 5:I looked like a pervert watching that shit.
Speaker 1:The Great Space Coaster. Anybody remember the Great Space Coaster?
Speaker 2:With.
Speaker 1:Gary Gnu. No Gnu.
Speaker 5:And Speed Reader.
Speaker 1:Nah, ain't nothing about that. Yeah, that's the Great Space Coaster. What about Romperone? Romper, bomper Stomper dude. Yeah, we done some watching and she ain't never want to call nobody's name. I remember Zoom. What about Zoobly Zoo? I know you remember Zoobly Zoo.
Speaker 5:I remember Zoobly Zoo, but I ain't really watched that.
Speaker 4:Remember the Electric Company.
Speaker 1:That is creepy looking as.
Speaker 4:What's that? No, hell, no. What's that? Great Space Coaster, great Space Coaster.
Speaker 5:No, I didn't watch that.
Speaker 4:I didn't watch that either.
Speaker 5:But we did.
Speaker 4:We did Zoom, though.
Speaker 5:We did Zoom and stuff like that, and then when it rained we could watch Manu. Hey, I think.
Speaker 1:I did Muppets, remember, everybody watched the Muppets, everybody watched the Muppets.
Speaker 4:Everybody watched the Muppets, oh, everybody watched the Muppets. And Fraggle Rock.
Speaker 2:Oh I remember.
Speaker 1:Fraggle Rock.
Speaker 6:Fraggle Rock was my jam.
Speaker 1:Hey, you watched until the cable got cut off Because it was on HBO.
Speaker 6:Right, right, you know how many people I know that look like the Giants from that. Oh Lord, I literally pulled up a picture yesterday because this woman watched it and I was like she looks like those giants from Frogger Rock and nobody knew what I was talking about and I was like you ain't never seen Frogger Rock. They're like no, and I was like she looks just like that. I pulled up a picture and they're like you are wrong.
Speaker 5:I know you remember Dinosaurs right.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh hey, that was good. Remember the Dinosaurs? I'm the baby.
Speaker 5:I'm baby, he's like not the mama, not the mama.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he called it.
Speaker 5:And he got fired that one time. The daddy, yeah, he called it, not the mama.
Speaker 6:And they were freaking out because he got fired.
Speaker 5:I remember that yeah, and then they invented war. We are right, duh. Man yeah, war we need. That was some good stuff. We call it war and then, with Doogie Howser, we're going to war.
Speaker 1:Because remember Dinosaurs and Doogie Howser came on around the same time.
Speaker 2:Right before each other.
Speaker 1:Crime time. What Doogie Howser?
Speaker 5:And every man in here knows, you watched Wonder Woman and Mighty Isis.
Speaker 1:Mighty. Who Isis Mighty?
Speaker 5:who Isis? Isis on Saturday man, Saturday stuff.
Speaker 4:Oh, I definitely watched that. I told you you watched Mavis, what was?
Speaker 5:it. Oh, Mighty Isis. Then they had Shazam Yep.
Speaker 3:Captain Marvel.
Speaker 1:I'm not a big Mavs fan. I was old ass.
Speaker 2:Gi Joe, I did like GI Joe RB and shit.
Speaker 6:Thundercats He-Man Thundercats.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I forget about Thundercats. You know what they? Coming out with another He-Man.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, they are.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, a lot of them.
Speaker 3:Skeletor.
Speaker 1:You think they're going to ruin it, though it can't be no ruin.
Speaker 6:They ruined it, the first one.
Speaker 3:Oh, no the first one, the first one one day.
Speaker 5:You're talking about when? Dolph Lundgren, dolph Lundgren.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was.
Speaker 5:What was it called? It wasn't He-Man, it was Conan. No, it was called something else. Something of the universe, oh.
Speaker 4:Masters of the.
Speaker 5:Universe.
Speaker 1:Masters of the Universe. That's what it was called With Skeletor.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I used to look at them toes. It was Masters of the Universe. I had a He-Man toy and uh.
Speaker 1:You had a.
Speaker 6:He-Man yeah, it's in my grandparents' backyard somewhere all in the dirt. I swear. If you dig for five minutes you'll find like 15 different little action figures and Legos.
Speaker 3:Oh, you did that too.
Speaker 6:You was burying your body Dude.
Speaker 5:That's everywhere in their backyard. There's another live action coming out too.
Speaker 6:There's probably about 500 marbles in that backyard somewhere.
Speaker 1:All right. What's the most unusual thing you did as a kid? Was it that Ate dirt?
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, we all ate dirt.
Speaker 1:Did you eat?
Speaker 5:boogers? No, you ain't never eat boogers. No, you got. No, I ain't no boogers, but you had to get the right dirt no, I ain't just eat any dirt.
Speaker 4:See, I didn't know it was the right dirt until I went to Alabama.
Speaker 2:You want to know? No, that's probably the real thing. It was salty, I was like get the right shit.
Speaker 6:Good red dirt.
Speaker 5:I'm going to look at. Just can't eat any of those. It was probably burying toys.
Speaker 6:No, I would dig up worms and then I would cut them in half to see them turn into two worms, and then I'd see if they were there the next day and then cut them in half again because I think I was a psychopath that hardly worked.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know Peter's listening. He said what Peter is listening, we do not harm animals.
Speaker 6:We do not harm animals.
Speaker 5:Especially worms in hand.
Speaker 4:They turn into two worms.
Speaker 6:Did you know that?
Speaker 4:No, those were tape worms.
Speaker 6:No Earthworm. Yeah, you cut them in half, they turn into two worms. They still stay alive.
Speaker 3:They don't turn into two worms. They don't turn into two worms, they just stay alive. They stay alive, they don't turn into worms, they just stay alive, they stay alive.
Speaker 5:They don't do that.
Speaker 6:They stay alive.
Speaker 5:It'll stay alive for a while, but they ain't going to do that. They don't turn into worms. To the birdies, I know hey take it from a man who fished with it Okay well, to me they turned into worms.
Speaker 6:You didn't watch them long enough.
Speaker 5:That motherfucker ain't stay alive.
Speaker 6:I would find trees and I would take all the leaves and I'd put it down. I'm like there's your salad, and then I would put all the flowers on there. I'd be like there's more of your salad, and then we had like a mulberry tree and an orange tree.
Speaker 5:You are fucked up.
Speaker 6:And then I'd put worms in there.
Speaker 1:I'm like there's your salad and I think we may be sitting here with To Catch a Killer.
Speaker 3:You see the new Charles Manson.
Speaker 6:You ass. That was the weirdest shit I've ever done.
Speaker 1:Casey Anthony.
Speaker 6:Yo, that's not even funny. That's not even funny. You do look a little bit like her, though. That is fucked up, joe.
Speaker 5:Go, put me a jockstrap on. You don't have to catch hell Getting that motherfucker off. I never caught hell Getting him off.
Speaker 6:And we're done. Yeah, we are Podcast over.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it is About time for it to be over. Yeah, anybody got some. What movies I've been watching a lot of old movies.
Speaker 5:Did you check out the american primeval yet?
Speaker 3:nope good that's good very good, you check it out. I just finished.
Speaker 1:Paradise oh, is that the one with sterling k brown? I'm gonna, I all. I just watched swAT and Abbott Elementary.
Speaker 5:Still, I just started Abbott Elementary. It's only eight episodes Paradise is only eight episodes. Paradise is it. I just started. Abbott Elementary Abbott.
Speaker 1:Elementary is hilarious, I know, and the one with David Allen Greer it got picked up for a second season.
Speaker 3:Saint, what's it called? Saint Like?
Speaker 1:Dr. Medic or Saint.
Speaker 3:Medic St. What's?
Speaker 1:it called St Like Dr Medic or St Medic.
Speaker 5:St Something, which one is that he's the, he's like the dad, or something.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're talking about David Wayne Papa's house.
Speaker 5:No, not Papa's David and Alec Greer's in it too.
Speaker 1:Is he in that one? Oh he.
Speaker 5:Wasn't it with Jamie Foxx.
Speaker 1:Jamie Foxx yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, oh yeah, they canceled that already. St Dennis Medical, st Dennis Medical, that's what it is they canceled that one already?
Speaker 5:Yeah, jamie.
Speaker 1:Foxx.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was on Netflix. Yeah, that was on Netflix St.
Speaker 1:Dennis Medical, I'm telling you that's pretty good. Okay, they have the lady the white on one, uh, with the busty woman. Yeah, she is hilarious. Look, it was one scene on there where, uh, I guess the hospital must be where the prisoners go, right, so the prisoners, they was bringing some prisoners over to the hospital, so she was talking to the co, right, so she kind of putting the moves on them a little bit and you know she's looking at his gun, but oh, was that a nine millimeter? And then so he started explaining it. Right, then she, she was putting the moves on him, then all of a sudden she look at him. Trust me, you just have to see it. Then just look right at home, boy, and be like I, I have a boyfriend, just turned around and walked off. I'm sitting up here like man.
Speaker 1:You're the one acting like you all thirsty, I was all hype and I'm like, oh man, he about to go out with it. She was like, oh, I have a boyfriend, like what? Are you talking to me for.
Speaker 5:I was like what the hell? I feel this pain. That's like our very first episode. Motherfucker oh my goodness. Yeah, you remember the first episode, that motherfucker walking around the store with that bitch all goddamn day. Get all the way to the car I got a boyfriend.
Speaker 1:Oh hell.
Speaker 5:Shit, you could have told me that back at the grits.
Speaker 1:You in the follow there, huh.
Speaker 5:Yeah Well, it's the good old days. It's time to get drunk.
Speaker 1:All right, anybody got something special to say besides? Oh, riff Raff. I know it came out last week, but Drink it if you got it, riff Raff.
Speaker 1:Gabrie, it came out last week but drink it if you got it. Riff Raff, gabrielle Union is in it, it's some. Oh, pete Davidson is in it too, and I think we talked about Last Chance, or no, not Last Chance, last Breath, oh yeah, with Woody Harrelson, yeah, and my one guy from Animal Kingdom. I missed that show. That was another good show. I'm telling you. If y'all can find Animal Kingdom, watch it. It was on TNT, the one with Steve.
Speaker 5:Oh, that's Wild.
Speaker 1:Kingdom.
Speaker 5:That's Wild Kingdom. No, no, no. Remember how Steve used to jump out of that fucking helicopter and shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this one is just Animal Kingdom. It was on TNT.
Speaker 5:This motherfucker jumped out of the helicopter and rode an animal you know what I told you I call it.
Speaker 1:it was like the white version of power. That's what Animal Kingdom is right there, oh, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's good, though.
Speaker 5:Well, okay, I don't have nothing else to say All right, have your pet spayed or neutered. Don't forget to tip your bartenders Go ahead, peace, oh, good night she said good night, all right, y'all Holla, all right, peace.