Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Bump N' Grind & Cartoons!!!
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When six friends sit down with mics, no topic is off-limits. This freewheeling conversation begins with a sports fan's observations about high school girls' basketball, where every possession seems to be a fast break despite the questionable fundamentals. The group analyzes coaching strategies and ball control before pivoting to one of the week's hottest sports stories: LeBron James confronting ESPN's Stephen A. Smith courtside.
The LeBron discussion evolves into a passionate debate about basketball legacies, with one host boldly declaring James the greatest of all time for his ability to elevate not just himself from humble beginnings but also position his son Bronny for NBA success. "He got in the league fatherless. He got his kids in the league," argues one host, while others question whether nepotism should factor into GOAT conversations.
When the conversation shifts to music, one host's search for R. Kelly's "Bump and Grind" video leads to a surprising discovery about content availability in the streaming era and an even more unexpected finding—a country line dance version of the R&B hit. This sparks a nostalgic journey through dance crazes of decades past, from the Electric Slide to the Roger Rabbit, with each host championing their personal favorites and demonstrating impressive knowledge of dance history.
The group's cinematic analysis of movie remakes and sequels reveals strong opinions about the appropriate timing for revisiting beloved franchises. While some argue that classics should remain untouched, others appreciate how nostalgia-driven revivals can succeed when handled with care. This naturally flows into the podcast's most animated segment—a deep dive into childhood cartoons, particularly Looney Tunes characters like Foghorn Leghorn and Marvin the Martian, acknowledging both their formative influence and their problematic elements through today's lens.
The conversation wraps with hosts sharing their strangest childhood habits and experiences, creating an intimate glimpse into their personalities beyond the microphone. From burying toys in grandparents' backyards to creating elaborate "salads" for worms, these personal anecdotes remind listeners that shared childhood experiences often transcend generational differences—and sometimes reveal who might have had early serial killer tendencies.
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Podcast Introduction and Greetings
Speaker 1Thank you, sir, you got to drink it though. Yeah, Anybody want to break some bars out. Sure, that's right.
Speaker 2That's right.
Speaker 1You're not saying nothing. You ain't had a, that's right. That's right. You're not saying nothing. I'm not going to say anything. I'm supposed to say like hello, you know you're part of this production, right? Hello, you had some courage, all right y'all. No, I was just turn it off. Some of us don't want to talk. So, hey, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Welcome everybody when we talk, welcome back On the podcast. That's what we do.
Speaker 3Is that what a podcast is?
Speaker 1Yeah, Okay, Well. I'm not going to talk, okay.
Speaker 4I'm just going to watch you guys today.
Speaker 1Now we are here. With how many of us is it? One, two, three, four, five, six, six?
Speaker 3CIE.
Speaker 1Six people Wow. Yeah, we got a starting five. We got a starting five in the sub. That's right, that's strong. Wow, yeah, we got a starting five. We got a starting five in the sub. That's right, that's strong. I smell it. You got the six-man award.
Speaker 2Damn.
Speaker 1You scared. Anyway, this is your boy, bosco, sitting to my left. It's Rod, it's Rod.
Speaker 3To my left It'd be the one they call Christian, and sitting to my left we have the one and only baby, rodeo, rodeo, joe, baby All right, all right.
Speaker 5Tournament ain't started yet, so Alabama ain't came out yet, but it will be Saturday, to my left.
Speaker 1Some tournaments have started right.
Speaker 5Yeah, the girl, the female oh okay.
Speaker 4Superman is in the building. Pew pew the female.
Speaker 2Oh okay, superman is in the building.
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Speaker 6It's Jess.
Speaker 3Jess, jess.
Speaker 5Hey.
Speaker 4Jess.
Speaker 5Alright, alright.
Speaker 1Well, anyway, we got some Interesting topics, I think.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1I don't know what all we're going to talk about. I don't really have much to talk about, really.
Speaker 3I got a question.
Speaker 6Uh-oh, oh shit. Okay, is this a two-part question?
Speaker 4Put your finger on the dumb button, all right.
High School Basketball Discussion
Speaker 3You going to hit us with the question, oh damn. Well, my question actually is for the sports fans out there Jess, did you play anything, or did you do anything except swim? Did you play?
Speaker 2basketball no.
Speaker 3No, all right. So I guess this is kind of directed towards Steve and Joe. Y'all have daughters, yes, no, no, all right. So I guess this is kind of directed towards Steve and Joe. Y'all have daughters. Yes, yes. Were they in athletics? Yes, what athletics were they in? Basketball, track and softball, okay, basketball. So this past week I watched a high school basketball game for the ladies.
Speaker 1And they missed every layup didn't they?
Speaker 3No, no, no, no. Actually, it was a good game.
Speaker 5I'm messing around. You watched the All-Star game, right?
Speaker 3No, no no, not that one. No, it was Kellis versus the State playoffs.
Speaker 2Oh, shout out to.
Speaker 3Kellis they actually beat the brakes off of Pueblo. To Kellis they actually beat the brakes off of Pueblo. They were down eight in that going in the half they won by 22. Nice, here's my question If y'all can remember watching a high school basketball game with your girls, was every single possession a fast break? Hell, no, nigga you girls was every single possession of fast break hell, no, nigga, no, it's like running gun, but now, yes, like that's all they do, even if the numbers ain't on their side, right like jesus defense.
Speaker 4Try to beat the defense man don't let them where they shooting any threes.
Speaker 1Yeah, they were shooting them because you know now people just be launching threes.
Speaker 4Hey look, man, you know me on the fast break. Nigga, I'm pulling up Me too.
Speaker 3I'll pull up from half court now, me three Nigga, the Pueblo, the opposing team, the away team. They had this little number three Right, she knew she was her, she knew she was her, she knew she was her.
Speaker 4She could find her shot wherever she was, whenever she was like don't wait for the she had the green light, huh you have a green light to do what you need to do, nigga.
Speaker 1She was pulling up from like college range nice man that must be nice to have a green light, nothing but the bottoms but you said they got their brakes beat off them.
Speaker 3So, oh yeah, they got the brakes beat off of them because and I really don't know how it happened because, like everything looked disheveled, like everything was chaotic, like I said, everything was a fast break, right, the whole entire game. They were just going. Ah, so it wasn't like that when y'all were watching your girls play.
Speaker 4No, I tried to get them like that. I remember I was like a volunteer coach and they were playing at the recreation center and I had my daughters on the team and you know I had them as the point guards because of other people. I called it what they. You know how they give you the random kids that nobody want to play, so they gave me all the misfit kids, so I had to teach them how to play a zone.
Speaker 4I had to teach them about defense. I had to teach them how to just turn and shoot. Don't try to dribble and do too much.
Speaker 3Okay, so that kind of leads into my next question. Oh see, it was a two-part question.
Speaker 4It was. I guess it was a two-part question.
Speaker 3So Kellis was also undefeated. In fact, tonight they're playing in the state championship, so go, cougars, or whatever. Shout out to Cougars.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 3Go ahead.
Speaker 4Kellis Shout out.
Speaker 3They went undefeated in the regular season. Their coach won coach of the year. From what I saw and I'm not a basketball IQ whatsoever, I know very little to nothing about basketball but from what I saw, if I was on that committee I wouldn't have given her coach of the year.
Speaker 4Yeah, it was a female coach.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was a female coach.
Speaker 4Could have been a political stunt.
Speaker 5Numbers. I'm not saying it.
Speaker 1They undefeated, though they did go undefeated.
Speaker 3Yes, I'm just saying that's good, yeah, they did go undefeated, but from a fundamental standpoint okay, Right.
Speaker 4You want to see nice fundamentals? Yeah, number one. You got to see the fundamentals, and then you want to see ball control and you want to see tempo control. That's what you want to see. Everything was just go.
Speaker 3Everything was run and gun. Everything was just go Well that works for them though that's the thing. I don't think it was by design.
Speaker 4That's it. They weren't even holding up numbers. They would just go Like, okay, get the ball and go.
Speaker 5Well, you know, you can say the same thing for Phil Jackson.
Speaker 3They were slow, unathletic, but they were running full court press all night. Right, Okay so that's what it was.
Speaker 4They were running full court press and the other team didn't know. I saw that happen in the championship last year.
Speaker 3Oh no, no, no. No, kellis was running full-court press. The other team was athletic Right. But slow unathletic Kellis was running a full-court press.
Speaker 4Yeah, but it worked. They got that break speed off of them.
Speaker 5No, they won. That's why you got to do what's working right. You know like that pressure.
Speaker 4If you break the press, though it's easy points, that's exactly how you break the press. You got to go it was easy.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was easy.
Speaker 4So obviously they was breaking the press, because their press wasn't that good Nice. And they wasn't getting a lot of turnovers off of that press, so she should have broke that press a long time.
Speaker 3Just Jess, what would you have done in that situation?
Speaker 6I'm not even going to lie I haven't been paying attention to anything.
Speaker 3See, that's the problem.
Speaker 6I don't know nothing about any of that.
Speaker 3But you ain't even paying attention. You got to learn.
Speaker 6Well, you asked me what I'm supposed to do. How am I supposed to learn? Leave me alone.
Speaker 1Okay, now we're going to change the subject.
Speaker 5Yeah, that was it for my question.
Speaker 1You done right there. Turn us into sports talk. High school girls high school.
Speaker 5They probably like what did LeBron really say to Stephen? A oh, there you go.
Speaker 1Now we talking, what did? Lebron say to Stephen A Smith Did you see that you might have to pull it up real?
Speaker 3quick, so yeah, that was big deal, lebron.
Speaker 1James and his commentator, Stephen A Smith.
Speaker 5Like they had words. Keep my son name out your mouth.
Speaker 3LeBron pulled up on Stephen A On the side of the court.
Speaker 2Who else?
Speaker 3No, just put.
Speaker 2LeBron he made Stephen A look like a little kid, though Did you see how big he was?
Speaker 4I saw how small Stephen A was.
Speaker 3I was like God damn, did y'all hear what Stephen A had to say today? On the first take, I'm going to sue your ass.
Speaker 5No, I did not, but I know he probably talked shit when he got back in the studio and had security. He ain't had no security on the court.
Speaker 3So Stephen A was like let me address this. I wasn't going to address this at first. Y'all know how Stephen A talk, right, yeah, so he wasn't going to address it at first, right. And oh, you want to put that on you want to put that on oh.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 3Oh, okay, Well, anyways, yeah. So Stephen A wasn't going to address it, but you know he had to because it was on all the sports outlets.
Speaker 5Yeah, he got pumped. That's hot. Yeah, he basically got pumped. He had to say something.
Speaker 3He was like, well, yeah, he pumped. He's like I wish LeBron would have called me or his people would have called me. We could have addressed it then.
Speaker 4But he was like fuck you, stephen. A oh, go ahead.
Speaker 3Was basically keep Bronny's name out of his mouth. He's like nothing. I said was about Barney, it was all about LeBron James. So now he's walking it back and we don't all watch Stevie Nane. You know Stevie Nane, that's what he does. He just got broke off. By the way, he got a $100 million five-year contract.
Speaker 5Well, my thing is, though why the fuck are they talking about a 56 pick when you never talked about a 56 pick?
Speaker 1before. There's my problem, right there. There you go, Listen because I'm like who the 56 missed last year. Nobody know why do so many people have a problem with Bronny James Now. Because he's the son of greatness. Listen, all y'all cats got kids, and isn't it the parent's job to do Right, you damn right, to put your kid in a good situation Put a better situation than you.
Speaker 5Here's what I'm going to say.
Speaker 3If I was LeBron James, I would have did the same thing Exactly.
Speaker 1People do the same thing, don't Chris Collins? Work for a network.
Speaker 5LeBron James is officially the GOAT Nigga shut up man. I don't want to hear that bullshit.
Speaker 4Yeah, he's a GOAT, baby, we ain't going to start this. Yes, he is a.
Speaker 5GOAT. Did Michael get his son in the NBA?
Speaker 3We ain't going to start this, Chuck.
Speaker 5Did Michael get his son in the NBA? We ain't going to start that?
Speaker 3We ain't going to start that, no he did not.
Speaker 5Michael did not get his son in the NBA. Bryce going to be in that bitch too.
Speaker 2That made LeBron the GOAT, so fuck all that shit y'all talking.
Speaker 5Listen, you do got a point. That's what he got Fuck all the shit y'all talking. That nigga got in the league Fatherless.
Speaker 1He got his kids in the league. He got 50,000 points total. Now, damn right. And if you?
Speaker 5don't fuck around and find out that damn girl ought to be in the league somewhere.
Speaker 1That's the shit His daughter. Or his wife? I was wondering His daughter. That's funny.
Speaker 5She playing volleyball or some shit, whatever.
Speaker 3You think?
Speaker 5LeBron is going to stay.
Speaker 3You think LeBron is going to stay to his other sons, then yeah, he's going to stay Shit.
Speaker 5Yeah, that motherfucker got man.
Speaker 2Lebron is kicking ass and he's 40 years old, still got enough three, four years left in it, and the boy ain't going to do but one.
Speaker 5He's going to play one year at Arizona. Hey, listen, because that's all he's going to be in his stomach anyway up there.
Speaker 1I'll tell you this right here Tucson. Ain't shit up there. Cash from Akron built different. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 5Ain't shit up there in Tucson, that boy ain't going to stay to the NBA. Shit Tarantulas and Harry Potter.
Speaker 1Let's talk about some gossip. Damn it Okay, this ain't sports talk.
Speaker 4Let's talk about some gossip. It is gossip, yeah.
Speaker 1Is it? That's all gossip? No, it didn't start turning into Michael Jordan LeBron.
Speaker 5And while you're looking at me, Brock Purdy ain't worth any of the money they're trying to Best change of subject.
Speaker 3Oh, my Best change of subject Trying to get.
Speaker 5Brock Purdy all that money and don't want to pay nobody else.
Speaker 1Who saw Amber Rose. Come on give us some good gossip.
Speaker 5Okay then what Amber Rose do? I don't know. Maybe she's pregnant again. I don't know.
Speaker 1No, she was talking about Kanye. Remember? She was talking about you know how I guess he likes. I guess he likes when women lust, or he likes when men lust over his women, allegedly so now here's the question do y'all? Like do y'all like having significant others, that other men lust over you?
Speaker 4don't want shit, nobody else want well, I mean yes to a point, though, right.
Speaker 5Yeah to a point If I got a girl come here and one of y'all niggas want her, why the fuck I want her.
Speaker 3Wait, listen, hold up, wait, wait, I'm just saying though. Listen, you just said 100,000 times I've heard you say don't swim in my ocean. That's right, Don't swim in my ocean.
Speaker 5That's right.
Speaker 3Your ocean might be Different than my ocean.
Speaker 5Man, I guarantee you there's one in my ocean. You won't Lie to me. Hey, I'm telling you Like this my ocean is fast.
Speaker 3So your ocean Is unlimited.
Speaker 5I got yellowtail tuna In my shit. They big.
Speaker 4Damn why it's gotta be tuna Chicken of the sea.
Speaker 3I mean To get back on the subject. Okay, so I understand. So Kanye likes his women, like obviously we all see Bianca, we done all seen Bianca. Bianca, that's her name, right.
Speaker 1Oh, the naked one, yeah, the latest lady he allows her To go out.
Speaker 3I think he actually Wants her To go out. I think he actually Wants her to go out the way she does. Yeah.
Speaker 5You can't stop a woman From dressing the way she does.
Speaker 1No, that's true, but listen I think Kanye's the one who pushes her. But listen, kim K, he didn't. Kim K was, he didn't like when she Dressed sexy she dressed like that anyway he
Speaker 4ain't stop her. He couldn't stop her. He ain't going to stop this one.
Speaker 3No he wants this one to do it. She listens to everything he says.
Speaker 5You out of your mind? You don't think so.
Speaker 3She wants that. He wants her to have that exposure Out of your mind. Why do you think he's online the next day talking about my wife got the most fits.
Speaker 5He learned from the last one. He wants it. He learned from the last one, though he did that shit with Kim. Look what they got him Nowhere.
Speaker 3Yeah, but Kim was already out there.
Speaker 2You know what? Kim was already out there.
Speaker 6Kim's whole job was being out there.
Speaker 3Yeah, she was already out there we done all, seen the video Right.
Speaker 6Oh my god.
Speaker 3Oh yeah.
Speaker 4You see the in and out.
Speaker 6Yeah. Yeah, you have to see the video.
Speaker 5It's like Everybody just seen it, so Ain't nothing that she can show to me? I done seen. I done seen Every celebrity Fucking video they got. I'm telling you.
Speaker 6AI. He said no.
Speaker 5Ain't no AI there, baby. That shit, that shit's on VHS Rewind, rewind, rewind.
Speaker 3What's the best one you've seen? What's your favorite?
Speaker 5one. What's that? I don't know, her name, but the one chick from the one TV show I'll think of it.
Speaker 6I'm just trying to make something up.
Speaker 5I haven't seen every one of them Is she white or black? I haven't even seen the little fucking girl from Game of Thrones, game of Thrones.
Speaker 3Oh, she had one too, huh yeah.
Speaker 1I'm talking about Kim.
Speaker 3Khaleesi.
Speaker 5They had Texas For real Not Khaleesi, the other one? Which one? Oh damn, the little bitty one.
Speaker 3The little.
Speaker 6Aria.
Speaker 5Oh she had one too.
Speaker 3Man, that's AI.
Speaker 4I ain't seen that one.
Speaker 5That's before AI. What are you?
Speaker 4talking about. This was her casting couch call.
Speaker 5I seen them all. God damn it.
Speaker 3If it's AI she look good. They can do wonderful things with AI now.
Speaker 5I know that, but I seen them. They already making robots. It was the hair. Too much fur Is there Is there too, much fur.
Speaker 2It wasn't too much.
Speaker 5I'm 70, retro bro, I like fur. Is there such a?
Speaker 4thing as too much fur. That shit look like a wolf tail. You got a problem with her. I like fur. Is there such?
Speaker 3a thing as too much fur. That shit look like a wolf tail.
Speaker 5You got a problem with hair. I like it.
Speaker 3You got a problem with hair.
Speaker 5I like it. You got to put a pencil eraser in it, hey where the juice at man.
Speaker 4We got to get this shit wet.
Speaker 2Man, I don't know what y'all talking about.
Speaker 3Yeah, but once it's there, it's there. I thought this was a church show. Hold on, can we all pray yeah?
Speaker 5I'll come on. I don't be tripping man, you know.
Speaker 1Tell them don't, don't change, cause we got a little company.
Speaker 5I'm a man, I'm a motherfucking man bro, I'm a man.
Speaker 2I'm 40, I'm a man.
Speaker 5I like Bush. With just a little hint of pee, I'm good.
Speaker 3You want to run that by me again?
Speaker 5You heard me, Chet. You got Bush. You're going to get a little hint of pee in it. It's just my way to ride with it. Okay then Chet, I'm a man baby.
Speaker 3From the sticks. Hey, tell me about your vacation. How was your?
Speaker 5vacation. I'm nasty without the tea. Take the tea out of there. I'm nasty.
Speaker 3This is rodeo right here. He took out the ass.
Speaker 5He's a nasty. You lying to me, you know what.
Speaker 2I'm talking about.
Speaker 5Y'all starting to get hot, ain't you?
Speaker 4Take out the tea Nasty.
Speaker 5I didn't say nasty. I said nasty, I'm nasty. Take the T out of that motherfucker. I'm nasty, it's the S.
Speaker 2Nasty. He said nasty, I said nasty.
Speaker 5Everybody know what I mean Nasty. Hey, that nigga been drinking.
Speaker 3What you sipping on today.
Speaker 5Hey look, look, I ain't never been with no school teachers, so there you go. I've been with a lot of women, but not a school teacher.
Speaker 4I don't know my ABSs. If you take the S out, you up here trying to critique motherfucking spelling and shit.
Speaker 5I ain't been with no damn school teacher.
Speaker 2Let me put it this way when I was going to school, the school teacher wasn't giving it up like they did now.
Speaker 5Now the school teacher is giving it up.
Speaker 4I know man, I couldn't man.
Speaker 5You know how many A's I could have had?
Speaker 4I could have had some kids.
Speaker 3That's if you performed. You gotta earn many A's I could have had. I could have had some kids, that's. If you performed, you got to earn that A.
Speaker 5I've been performing since 77. What the fuck you talking about? Oh, no, Damn Joe. What the fuck you talking about Shit.
Speaker 3Never mind my bad.
Speaker 5Yeah, nigga, I'm old school baby. I was titty fed, I wasn't bottle fed.
Speaker 3You weren't on that, similac.
Speaker 5Fuck. No, I was titty fed, bro. I'm stronger. My immune system is off. The chain.
Speaker 4So y'all got that fucking artificial milk.
Speaker 5Yeah, y'all got that fake shit. I don't know if I was breastfeeding Powder milk. We didn't get that. They ain't had powder milk until I was about 15. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4My auntie said they had powder milk Shake it up.
Speaker 5Yeah, what's up, man Powder milk we ain't had that shit until I was about 15 years old.
Speaker 1Alright, love.
Speaker 5Let's get serious.
Speaker 2I've been wanting to. Let's get serious All right.
Speaker 1I've been wanting to hear Bump and Grind by R Kelly. Okay, play that shit, right? No, I'm about to play it. Y'all stay with me. What Ultra Single say? Stay with me now. Hey, I'm walking through the parking lot 7. I'm walking through the parking lot 7th Avenue, osborne. I'm coming out of Peter Piper Pizza.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Walking through the parking lot.
Speaker 5I hear somebody like oh hey hey, I got a visual.
Speaker 1I'm sitting up here thinking like okay, they probably want directions. They're like hey, I thought you was Ocho Cinco. What the hell Ocho Cinco. We sitting up here Blue shirt and blue pants, walking out of Peter Piper pizza. I'm saying, if you're like, oh, okay, I mean.
Speaker 5I'm totally fucking me up Body frame. Sure Waiting on his R Kelly story.
Speaker 1No, no, I'm going. I'm getting back to the R Kelly story, but well, you mess us up with your spelling.
Speaker 5I know. No, you wouldn't have ever noticed. It went for the fucking school teacher.
Speaker 2No, that's why, we got her here.
Speaker 1Now back to the R Kelly thing. See, I was telling you all this story so I could pull it up. See, that's filling air time.
Speaker 4I'm getting professional at this. Yeah, we don't need no dead air.
R. Kelly's Bump and Grind Search
Speaker 1Exactly so. I told my little sub story before I got to R Kelly. Now I was looking up R Kelly because I wanted to see the Bump and Grind video. I wanted to see him butterfly. Now if somebody can find that video, please send it to me, because it popped up on Apple Music. Wait, which video? Bump and Grind by R Kelly. I want the video. Please send it to me Because it popped up on Apple Music. Bump and Grind by R Kelly. I want the video, not the audio.
Speaker 2Did they take it down?
Speaker 5That's what I'm sitting up here thinking they took a lot of stuff down.
Speaker 1How they going to do that to Aura. I mean, I know what he did, but I'm like this is the artist. They like I'm looking up his sex tape or nothing.
Speaker 3You might be right I don't know if I can find it either.
Speaker 1But see, that's what I'm saying. But what did you see that I'm talking about? Like, when you Google it, I'm about to play Jizz, I don't see Hold on. I'm about to find it.
Speaker 3I wonder if he's still getting royalties from all his stuff Because he's been sued, right? They probably cut checks to other people. Yeah, because I ain't watched really none of them.
Speaker 5He ain't got no money.
Speaker 3Well, I mean, he got sued for all his stuff.
Speaker 5Well, the royaltiesalties. They say the royalties. They took most of this stuff Down in the beginning.
Speaker 2Yeah, Just put it back on there. But they can't Not too long ago Like Cause.
Speaker 5I know you couldn't. Even Spotify took all that down At one time. It's on there, spotify.
Speaker 3It's on there now, yeah.
Speaker 5But they took it down, like at one time.
Speaker 3But you think everything, so everything he makes off those goes straight to those lawsuits or whatever.
Speaker 5I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2I ain't really heard where nobody won one.
Speaker 5I'm just saying yeah, I haven't heard where nobody won one, though. Oh, won one of the civil suits. Yeah, won a civil suit. I know the state got him locked up, but they got him for racketeering and all kinds of shit. But what they trying to sue him for I don't think the state even got him locked up. They got him for racketeering and all kinds of shit. But what they trying to sue him for I don't think the state even got him for that. These motherfuckers.
Speaker 3R Kelly.
Speaker 1Like clockwork. Top five R&B artists of all time. Is that the video? That's just a song.
Speaker 4That's just a song. It's not the video.
Speaker 1You found a video Video. He found it.
Speaker 4Please forward to hold up what's the email address?
Speaker 1to go to. We might have it. He left his T in there.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, Look, he left his T in.
Speaker 1We found.
Speaker 5Aura.
Speaker 1One thing I must confess, hey anyway, I'm going to finish this story, though this is what I was going to say when I was looking it up some bump and grind. They got a bump and grind line dance. So I'm sitting up here thinking, oh, I got to see this bump and grind line dance, right, Right, Wait, hold on. I'm hearing music in the background.
Speaker 4Yeah, man, that's for you.
Speaker 5Oh, go ahead, continue talking. It sounds better that way, is it loud?
Speaker 4I can't really hear it that loud.
Speaker 5It sounds better that way.
Speaker 1Continue Now. It had this white dude teaching, I guess, a country line dance and it's called Bump and Grind. You ever heard of it before? Is it Bump and Grind? No, it was Bump, and I was looking up R Kelly. Yeah, but they have, and it popped up Bump and grind. They might have a country song bump and grind too, though I don't know, and that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3I think they got a line dance to it, so it's actually a country song, a country music guy singing bump and grind as a line dance.
Speaker 1Well, no, this one, I don't know. It was a guy teaching like it was just a class, like they was just at a bar and whoever the instructor was was doing a bump and grind the dance. So all I could think about was R Kelly and he was doing the dance and I'm like I'm sitting up here watching. I'm like I want to learn how to do the dance now, but it's the bump. And I'm like I'm sitting up here watching. I'm like I want to learn how to do the dance now, but it's the bump and grind. I'm going to find it. Hold on. All right, y'all go ahead and talk.
Speaker 3Who else got something to say? Turn that down, hold on.
Speaker 1Oh, is that the bump? No, he had people out there, but that is the bump and grind line dance. So look, if y'all, y'all look up the bump and grind line dance, it is a line dance for the bump and grind. And I thought I was going to hear R Kelly and then when I saw the guy, I was like, oh damn, they doing the line dance and I'm sitting here watching the guy. I'm like ain't the bump and grind. I know it is one thing about them, country motherfuckers they will line dance.
Speaker 3I'm sitting up here watching a guy. I'm like ain't the bump and grind. I know that is one thing about them country motherfuckers. They will line dance on some shit.
Speaker 6On anything, On anything oh my God.
Speaker 3So you've been to a few country bars, so what are they line dancing to? What is some of the weirdest things you've heard.
Speaker 6Well, not weird stuff, but like.
Speaker 5Like that's unusual?
Speaker 6None of it. It's just line dancing. Honestly, like it's not even you can't even call it unusual.
Speaker 5It's not even like. All they do is like take the same shit you do and just play country music to it and they make so many versions, but I'm still thrown off by Bum and Grind. But I'm just saying they still like, just like they did the Electric Slide.
Speaker 2That's true, they call it something else.
Speaker 5Yeah, boot Scoot.
Speaker 1Boot, scoot, what do we call it?
Speaker 5Electric Slide the Monorail.
Speaker 1Remember the monorail, the chewing gum Maybe it was an Ohio fan.
Speaker 2The mashed potatoes. Oh, he said the chewing gum.
Speaker 1The Charleston chew, the mashed potato. Yeah, we're going to break all the food stamps.
Speaker 5The twist oh hey, that was my uncle shit right there. Now, that was a good dance right there.
Speaker 1Okay favorite dance of all time Go.
Speaker 5My favorite dance of all time. Electric slide.
Speaker 1The electric slide.
Speaker 4Yeah, oh man, mine's the Humpty dance.
Speaker 1You like the Humpty? Yeah, humpty Hump, you got a favorite. Just watch me do the Humpty Dance. You like the Humpty? You got a favorite. Just watch me do the Humpty Hump. The WAP oh, the WAP was nice. Yeah, that was mine. Remember the Schoolcraft? Was it called the Schoolcraft Everywhere? Oh, yeah, yeah, we called it the Schoolcraft. That was the prep man or yeah, that's. Oh, what was that called? Yeah, we called it the school craft. That was the prep man.
Speaker 5Or yeah, the prep. Yeah, yeah, that was just the prep.
Speaker 1Oh the school craft was the other one. Yeah, that was the prep, that was the prep, bro. And then the other one. The school craft was when you jumped and you like kicked your leg. That was the school craft. Yeah, so there we go, kick step baby, what else?
Speaker 3Yeah, I do remember kick step.
Speaker 1I got one for y'all, just way back. See, they might not know, they was young, y'all two might know. Remember, I remember in Little League they're little cheerleaders, because I mean obviously we played in the Akron City League, so all the cheerleaders, you know, they was all black girls. They're all out there grooving, they be like one, two, three, do the Hawk with me. Y'all remember the Hawk, the Incredible Hawk? No, I don't Really. I mean the girls did it, but I was like, damn, y'all don't remember the.
Speaker 5Hulk, I'm truly wasn't that athletic.
Speaker 3I probably had to see him. It was probably awesome.
Speaker 1Not even in Little League. Did you play Little League? I didn't play Little League, oh.
Speaker 5Oh you just went straight to high school huh yeah, my mama See, I had to walk home from practice and shit uphill both ways.
Dancing Through the Decades
Speaker 1Yeah huh, uphill both ways, alright. Favorite new dance then the Dougie. Everybody know they like the Dougie what's the one with the? Oh the Superman, soulja Boy. Soulja Boy, not Soulja Boy oh, the shoulder lane, crank that. Oh, crank that. I don't even know what it's called, but I know what you're saying Soulja Boy. Soldier Boy, not Soldier Boy. Oh, the shoulder lane Crank that, oh Crank that. I don't even know what it's called, but I know what you're saying. The.
Speaker 3Soldier Boy.
Speaker 5Soldier Boy no.
Speaker 3Soldier Boy was yeah, superman, right Superman.
Speaker 1I know what you're talking about. I think they did it like with the shoulder lane. Oh yeah, the shoulder lane.
Speaker 3I like the Harlem Shake, the original Harlem.
Speaker 1Shake. Oh yeah, they redid MC Hammer. Oh, we forgot about MC Hammer. Oh yeah, how we going to figure?
Speaker 5out about Hammer Time. Hammer Time, running man.
Speaker 1Uh-oh, uh-oh, goodness gracious, we was all doing that.
Speaker 5What's the one Running man?
Speaker 1Hey.
Speaker 3Roger Rabbit.
Speaker 1You was, oh, oh, the Roger.
Speaker 3Oh yeah.
Speaker 1The Roger Rabbit. Hey, remember Vince Vaughn did that On. Uh, what's the movie? He was in there with the Rock E-Weezy, be Cool, be Cool. Yeah, remember he did the Roger Rabbit and that he said oh.
Speaker 3God, that shit is hilarious. Y'all remember when the fake like the new Running man came out when they was doing.
Speaker 4Last Night.
Speaker 3You remember that song, you remember that one. They called it the Running man, but it wasn't really the Running man.
Speaker 1The Running man is the MC Hammer right? Yeah, that's the real one, and they tried to redo it. Yeah, they tried to redo it.
Speaker 5No that's when they had the. It was a big thing and all the soldiers and shit was doing it Everybody was doing it, yeah everybody was doing it. Yeah, you remember, they called it the Running.
Speaker 2Man, but they didn't know. Goddamn Running.
Speaker 3Man, what's that song called?
Speaker 4I want to be your baby, if your game is okay, call boo, my boo, that's what it's called.
Speaker 5Oh it's called my boo.
Speaker 3And they did the running man too, no, that wasn't the song, a new version of it. It was one of them.
Speaker 5Viral challenges and shit. It was like one of them challenges or whatever, and they just see how many motherfuckers they can get to do it At one time.
Speaker 1We gonna have a going to have a dance battle challenge. We're going to do it like the ice bucket challenge.
Speaker 4We're going to throw ice. I like the Casper slide. That's my new one.
Speaker 1Hey, steve liked the Casper slide part two. Steve, what's the one you always go out there to the dance floor dog Casper Sly, is it? Oh?
Speaker 4is that it I don't know what to say. Come on, ride this train.
Speaker 2The cha-cha.
Speaker 4And ride it Uh-uh come on.
Speaker 3That's the new running man.
Speaker 5Let me see Nigga, please, man.
Speaker 1And.
Speaker 3Why do young folks do that? Because they ain't got no goddamn originality or creativity.
Speaker 5Young. What the fuck that is.
Speaker 1But you're young. You represent the young people.
Speaker 6But not all of them.
Speaker 1Yeah, you do, but I'm just saying On the show you represent the young people, not those kind of young people. Okay, she got sold.
Speaker 6Unrepresented she. She got sold, they remain unrepresented, she said I got sold.
Speaker 1She said they can remain unrepresented. Young people.
Speaker 5Are you representing that?
Speaker 3Best pop locker of all time? None of them. Who's the best?
Speaker 1pop locker of all time. Turbo.
Speaker 3Turbo. How about Rerun?
Speaker 1Huh Rerun.
Speaker 4Nope Rerun didn't pop lock.
Speaker 1Turbo was better.
Speaker 5Rerun did pop lock? No, he didn't. What did he do? That wasn't pop lock and rerun. Rerun had his own thing, that wasn't no pop lock, it was a pop lock. You tell that man, that wasn't pop lock.
Speaker 1Hey, remember when they tried to say rerun was Halle Berry's dad. I never heard that one. I've never heard that one Fred Berry. Yeah, y'all ain't never remember. Y'all don't remember that rumor.
Speaker 3I don't remember that one yeah. Ain't no way.
Speaker 5Yeah, they was like oh, Never know.
Speaker 1Look at the skin complexion the eyes, they was like rerun and I was sitting up here like damn really.
Speaker 3Get out of here. I just saw Halle Berry in the Oscars last weekend. Halle Berry.
Speaker 1Halle Berry. That's a good song.
Speaker 3She deserve it too.
Speaker 1She deserve a song she deserve that song. Did you see when she was dancing to it? No, she was dancing to it. It's on some show.
Speaker 2If you look it up, hold on.
Speaker 1We're going to play it for y'all.
Speaker 2Shout out to Halle Berry.
Speaker 1You know, I got to talk at least about two people from Ohio per show.
Speaker 2So now I just talked about LeBron James.
Speaker 1We talked about the swordfish and Halle Berry.
Speaker 2You said you like catwomen.
Speaker 6I love catwomen, I love catwomen, I love catwomen.
Speaker 5What Catwoman, I love Catwoman. What's your best Halle Berry movie then?
Speaker 2Catwoman.
Speaker 1Monster Ball Losing Isaiah.
Speaker 4I'm going to have to go with Swordfish. I like Boomerang, that always got me.
Speaker 5Her name was Angela she was laying on that boat Boomerang Swordfish.
Speaker 1Yeah, swordfish, yeah, she did Strictly business, is what?
Speaker 3I fell in love with Huh Strictly business.
Speaker 1I fell in love with I fell in love with her On Jungle Fever. She was the crackhead.
Speaker 3Okay, so she was on Ellen doing it. Oh, was it, ellen.
Speaker 4Ella.
Speaker 3She grooving huh.
Speaker 1Listen Halle Berry long hair, short. Okay, so she was on Ellen doing it. Oh, was it Ellen? Ellen, she's grooving, huh. Listen Halle Berry. Long hair or short hair, come on. Always short hair, oh my God, it's the best. Always short hair. Always short hair, steve, short or long, and listen, I like long hair, but short hair, I like curly hair Listen hey, before David Justice.
Speaker 5We were good Short hair. I like curly hair. Listen hey, before David.
Speaker 4Justice. We'll get long curly hair. It's good.
Speaker 5Whatever his name, is.
Speaker 4We ain't going to get no guests.
Speaker 1She's good everywhere. We ain't like absolutely none.
Speaker 3We ain't going to get one person I was scheduled to have.
Speaker 5David Justice on here next week.
Speaker 3Thanks.
Speaker 1Joe. I don't want to see him when he did the.
Speaker 3Haley.
Speaker 1Listen. First off I'd like to say thank you, because he's also from Ohio, just saying he just made them Look man. He is. He's from Ohio. I can't help it, we just keep making them.
Speaker 5Getting tired of this shit, man, we just keep making them Tell him Joe, tell him Joe. He's saying he don't know, he's going to tell me he's fucking Jack in the Box from Ohio. Fucking Jack in the Box from Ohio.
Speaker 2If you tell me that, nigga from Ohio.
Speaker 5I'm done bro.
Speaker 1He might be Big.
Speaker 5Mac Big Jack. That dude saved my life when I was younger.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5Where else could you get 99 cent tacos?
Speaker 2Taco Bell.
Speaker 1It was 59 cent tacos.
Speaker 5You found it Christian they couldn't fuck with.
Speaker 1Jack in the Box.
Speaker 5Better talk to him, man Taco.
Speaker 1John's. You found it Christian. They couldn't fuck with Jack in the Box. Halle Berry, better talk to him, man, man.
Speaker 2I'm still looking at my little R Kelly Jack in the Box.
Speaker 3Jack in the Box used to put the whole piece of American cheese on top of their taco.
Speaker 5It wasn't even shredded, and what's your problem?
Speaker 1Best fast food taco. It made it so bad. It was Kraft Singles. Oh, hey wait, did we talk about the? Do y'all know what? The number one fast food, the number one fast food chain right now?
Speaker 5Jack in the Box you said Chick-fil-A. Jack in the.
Speaker 1Box what it was Chick-fil-A for L to 3. Who's number 2? Kentucky Fried?
Speaker 3Chicken, jack and the Box.
Speaker 1Del Taco what it was. Chick-fil-a Fella 3. Who's?
Speaker 4number two Kentucky Fried Chicken KFC. Always there. Man Can't go wrong with KFC.
Speaker 5Yeah, because they ain't have, but like four black people in it they had a hundred black people.
Speaker 4That said churches.
Speaker 3Special herbs and spices. I wouldn't have said churches. I would have said Popeye's.
Speaker 5All you have to do is say that fried okra boy. You can't get that shit up, Can't nobody beat churches over churches? You want to say Popeye's? I would say Popeye's over churches, man you just saying that because I laid on the commercial. What's wrong? The Popeye's commercial?
Speaker 2Look, take your black card, nigga. Here's the.
Speaker 1Wait, oh yeah, he did. He found it. Bottled water is known for having microplastics. After this advertisement hey, you know we got to pay bills. Shout out to Halle Berry and Allen or.
Speaker 5Ellen, you found it? Yeah, let me see, so if you go to YouTube, you can see.
Speaker 2There is a song about you on YouTube that everyone is doing a dance to, called Halle Berry is so pretty.
Speaker 6Is that what it's called? I don't know.
Speaker 5Who is it in superstar? Do you know who it is? I think Hurricane Chris and she's fine.
Speaker 2Where is hurricane Chris name of the song she do we have a clip of it?
Speaker 1Let's show people what we're talking about Wow, how did this Dog See we bringing it back Flashback. Let me see that Friday they haven't put her up yet. Let me see yeah.
Speaker 3Man Shout out to Halle.
Speaker 1Berry, she had long hair right there, shout out. I like it all.
Speaker 5All of it, she look good in John Wick 5. Oh, john Wick 3, 4, whatever.
Speaker 1Remember when the other version is coming out. The ballerina girl. Okay, what is it? The girl John Wick, oh, okay.
Speaker 3Girl John Wick, it's just called the ballerina.
Speaker 1It's called ballerina, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's the girl. John, oh man, he's going to make a cameo too. You never saw John Wick. Oh man, john Wick, what about?
Speaker 5You ever seen John Wick?
Speaker 1Yeah, you got to watch that.
Speaker 4She don't have time for the movie.
Speaker 1Yeah, how have you You've been reading? What are you reading for the movie? Yeah, how have you You've been reading? Okay, well, reading time. What have you?
Speaker 6been reading.
Speaker 1What are you reading?
Speaker 6I like like thriller, horror, mystery kind of shit, Sci-fi.
Speaker 3Well, give us the name of the book.
Speaker 5Just wait to the movie.
Speaker 2You know you're talking to people.
Speaker 1We got a few countries too. It'll be a movie. We got people in Germany listening. Shout out to all the Germans Guten Tag. And what Steve said.
Speaker 6I don't know. I read a lot of James Patterson and Agatha Christie a bunch of people I remember Agatha.
Speaker 1Christie, but I get it. I read the dark half and when Iy from when I was a kid.
Speaker 5But I get it, dude. I read the Dark Half and when I saw the movie I was kind of disappointed.
Speaker 6I love reading. I'll sit there in my own little world Because the movies don't quite go into everything, especially in weather like this, yeah, all day so you like sitting in your room. Hell yeah, with the book curled up Absolutely.
Speaker 3And something to drink Absolutely and something to drink absolutely, yeah, the movie ain't gonna go, that you know.
Speaker 5As he peeped through the peephole, he has a tingling sensation in his eyes.
Speaker 3The bullet travels through his brain ain't gonna go into detail, it's all visual, hey.
Speaker 1Joe, joe can do voiceovers. I like that damn.
Speaker 5Hey, that shit's crazy though, but hey, those days are gone, I'm lazy wait for the movie.
Speaker 3I'm lazy, I just listen to them on audio. I like listening to books on audio.
Speaker 5I've done that I try, but I was like I like the space ones, the space adventure ones, I listen to those.
Speaker 6I listen to those audio books too.
Speaker 1I just listen to podcasts.
Speaker 2Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1Nobody's talking podcasts, please recommend us to everybody yeah, tell them about our IG nobody's talking podcast which will get more active one of these days.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, no, we're yeah we're about to we're about to turn up looking at you no, looking at all of us.
Speaker 1It's time for contribution.
Speaker 5That's right.
Speaker 3Gotta quit drinking. They gotta see my pretty face. Okay, joe, no, you don't. You don't gotta quit drinking, joe, cheers.
Speaker 6Cheers me right now.
Speaker 2You got too many mixes over there. I don't have mixes, it's water, I know.
Speaker 1It's time for a toast.
Speaker 6I won't drink water after you got too many mixers over there.
Speaker 1I know it's time for a toast.
Speaker 6I won't drink water after. If you cheers me. I won't do a chaser at all if you cheers me right now.
Speaker 3That thing was almost full when you showed up.
Speaker 5No.
Speaker 2How many ounces is that?
Speaker 1I was looking at that, I was, it's almost 375.
Speaker 5I was looking at that, I was, hey, it's almost 375, though I was looking at that.
Speaker 1Yeah, you've been working on it, man no, I'm a dude today's Friday, and so it's good like get right yeah.
Speaker 5And, and and. What's today's date?
Speaker 1Seven, the seven. Oh hey, you know. Friday. You just heard what she was just referencing. They said no, it's coming back. No, they said they're doing Friday 4th. They're trying to get, they're trying to get Friday after next. What's it going to be? I don't know. Friday before last.
Speaker 2Friday.
Speaker 1They're trying to get Chris Tucker. Yeah, no, they trying to get.
Speaker 3Chris Tucker. Yeah, I think that's what it was Supposed to be called Last Friday.
Speaker 1Chris Tucker is the One that they're Trying to work on Right now.
Speaker 5I can't.
Speaker 3It's like Hopefully they'll do alright, man. No. John Witherspoon, though, yeah, no Debo. Gone too, no Debo.
Speaker 5No Pops, no Debo.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 5Pops. Nah, that's not cool.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5I need to go to a party once it's on Debo.
Speaker 1So y'all telling me y'all won't watch the movie I'm gonna watch it Of course I'm gonna watch it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm sure we all watch Coming to America 2.
Speaker 5Debo wasn't in 3, though they waited way too fucking long to do that bro.
Speaker 3Debo wasn't in Friday, the 3rd this nigga was 40 years old. Damon was that was Damon, right, yeah, so Terry Crews, damon.
Speaker 5How you going to look 40 years old, to my new apprentice.
Speaker 2That was Terry.
Speaker 5Crews' first movies. It went way too goddamn long for that.
Speaker 1He should have been the king still, huh, or at least by that time.
Speaker 5Well, no, you know what I mean. When he came to America to get to me, he was 40 47 years old.
Speaker 1No, it wasn't Shit at that time, you lived your life.
Speaker 3He was older than me.
Speaker 1I don't want to talk bad about it.
Speaker 3He wasn't that old, but it wasn't good.
Speaker 5That motherfucker was old bro I didn't think it was that bad. I mean, I enjoyed the movie, but the movie was old. I like how they tied it together, though. I'm just saying just say if they would have came and got him 1920, you know, throw a little hip hop bands in there and some shit, you know, you know, and kill a lion with an iPad or some shit. Oh, this thing was old as us, though. Like God damn. I mean, any one of us could have played the part. I respect them for doing it.
Speaker 1Any one of us could have played the part. I enjoyed the movie. No, that's what I said.
Speaker 5And the only reason the people in the barbershop ain't there to hear the movie play the bar.
Speaker 3I was wondering that. I'm like these boys gotta be old as fuck. And Arsenio, hey, sometimes you gotta Taste the soup.
Speaker 1You gotta suspend reality. I know that's what I think a lot of times when people it's just when they do go to the movies. Yeah, I mean, I get you know when people are sitting up here they critical about certain movies. Yeah, I'm sitting up here like, okay, sit on the couch or get out and eat popcorn, watch the movie.
Speaker 5Because you know, this year they're supposed to come out with John Carter 2. Now you know that's way too fucking long. Wait, john John Carter, is that the one with when he Go to Mars and all that shit? Oh dog, you know the princess was fucking hot in the motherfucking movie.
Speaker 2The princess ain't hot, no more.
Speaker 5Yeah, I don't care how many tattoos you put on her.
Speaker 1Hey, another scream is coming out too. Y'all hear that one.
Speaker 5There's always another scream, but you can revamp those there's always another scream, it could be the son of the son killing motherfuckers.
Speaker 1And I'm going to see it too.
Speaker 5Of course you are Okay. Just think about this though what if they come out with?
Speaker 1another unusual suspect.
Speaker 5No, don't touch that.
Speaker 1That's my favorite movie. That's my favorite movie of all time. The Usual Suspects Love that movie.
Speaker 5Now here it is what, 50 years later yeah because when did that come out?
Speaker 1Was it like 90?, 89, 90?
Speaker 3So what should be the Statue of Libertations for?
Speaker 5If you're going to do a remake, if you're going to do a sequel, no more than fucking three years, what?
Speaker 1y'all think.
Speaker 6You know they're coming out with Shrek 5?.
Speaker 5Yeah, but that's good. Shrek is out with Shrek 5. Yeah, but that's good.
Movie Remakes and Sequels
Speaker 3Shrek is good. Shrek and Donkey, I'm gonna go 5. Yeah, I say 5, 5 to 8, depending on what the storyline is, okay, but that's too long.
Speaker 6Incredibles 2 wasn't the worst.
Speaker 5Yeah, that's another one. It wasn't bad.
Speaker 6And that was like 14 years later. No, it wasn't 14 years. That was longer than that.
Speaker 5It is animation yeah, but Jack-Jack should have been like 14 fucking years old.
Speaker 3It's the same argument can be said for the Simpsons.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was going to say Mark Simpson is still the same age.
Speaker 5Well, yeah, I get that, I get that. And then you know, the only one that grew up in the Simpsons is Lisa. Not Lisa, but the little girl.
Speaker 3What's the little girl's name?
Speaker 5No, Maggie's still a baby. No, she's still a baby. Every episode she did something. More and more grown up she started walking and all that shit. Y'all ain't really noticed.
Speaker 6Yeah, but if you look at the movies now that were just made, she's still a baby looked like Mr Burns.
Speaker 1He used to get mad because we always called him Mr Burns. He'd be like where's Homer?
Speaker 3So what about Maverick Maverick, top Gun.
Speaker 5They should have left that shit alone, man.
Speaker 1No, I thought that was fantastic, tom.
Speaker 5Cruise showed his soul to the devil. Look at all the movies he did and look at his co-stars and shit. Look at him and look at them now.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, no, he definitely that goddamn.
Speaker 1Scientology must be working. Hey, listen.
Speaker 5I ain't going to say too much about that. They might cut my phone off.
Speaker 1Yeah, don't say no, because I know where.
Speaker 5I was. They're right over there on 44th Street too.
Speaker 1I just passed by there the other day. We don't want no trouble, you know. Joe is keeping us from getting guests. They all sitting up here. I'm just like well, you know, we got to have Jed back on.
Speaker 5Yeah, and was he Scientology? No, did they win? Oh, I don't know. He from Ohio.
Speaker 1No, he absolutely is from Ohio. Duh, of course Duh. That's why we're going to have him back on.
Speaker 5We're going to have him back on Jed's a Jed. I love Jed. Me and Jed used to have good battles. He won most of them, but hey, hey, we had good battles, what about?
Speaker 1um, hey, I'm trying to think what's, what's the? Uh oh, did you see den of thieves?
Speaker 2yes, part two.
Speaker 1Yes, I've seen it you ain't seen part two.
Speaker 2Yeah, not yet yeah did you like it?
Speaker 5I seen it, I, I, I liked it but it's just, I loved it, it wasn't but listen, I'm a bad movie reviewer.
Speaker 1So for all y'all, when we talk about this movie stuff, y'all might just want to take what I say with a grain of salt, because all I care about is really just getting out the house for a couple hours.
Speaker 5I thought it would hit harder, though, like you know, I thought it was all right, man, I don't lie, hit harder though, like you know, I thought it was all right, man, all right, that's all I'm saying. I just I'm gonna say, right there, I thought it would hit harder, you know, because that first one was like, that first one was like, it was like oh, he was on your toes and oh no, that, yeah, that first one.
Speaker 1But listen, I'm telling you.
Speaker 5But this one is more predictable, though, like you know, like the first movie gets more and more predictable, no that first you have you watched any of? Like the first one?
Speaker 6Every movie gets more and more predictable. No, that first. Have you watched Den of Thieves?
Speaker 5the first one.
Speaker 6I ain't seen no.
Speaker 5You can't, you don't know where the fuck they going with this motherfucker.
Speaker 6That's what I'm saying, Like as time goes on every movie gets more and more predictable.
Speaker 5I'm just saying the Den of Thieves. You didn't know where the fuck they was going with this. You didn't know shit about the move into the credits. That was the hard part about it. That was about the Dena Thieves got me when they showed the credits and shit. You're like, oh snap.
Speaker 1Hey with Dena Thieves, Part 2, my heart was still racing, though. No, I mean I enjoyed it?
Speaker 5No, because I'm watching it live and, to be honest with you, Come on, I can't watch a bad movie when I have motherfucking a double big fucking bag of popcorn and motherfucking the biggest soda they can give me. And I'm high, I'm gonna go get a hamburger. And I'm high that motherfucking movie Was pretty good.
Speaker 3In-N-Out Burger sound.
Speaker 4In-N-Out Burger.
Speaker 3At the movies. You got to be high oh.
Speaker 4To watch this movie. Fuck yeah, I watched movie when.
Speaker 5I was high. Oh, just In-N-Out Burger. I watched Bug Bunny when I was high. Shit, damn, you watch everything. When you're high, you watch.
Speaker 6Paint Dry. You remember it.
Speaker 5When you're high. I know everything you want to know about Buck Bunny, because I was high, because I got high.
Speaker 4Because I got high, because I got high, and you know my favorite.
Speaker 2How does that song last on the record?
Speaker 5Okay, if you a kid who the fuck don't like Marvin the Martian, though If you don't like Marvin the Martian something is fucking wrong with you. And look at him. He know what I'm talking about. That motherfucker, marvin the Martian, something's fucking wrong with you and look at him. He know what I'm talking about. That motherfucker Marvin the Martian was a motherfucker boy.
Speaker 1They can't even play Looney Tunes. No more, no, no, any of that stuff when you go back and look at it.
Speaker 5you're like I know that shit like it was yesterday.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1And we said that before it wasn't politically correct, it it wasn't politically correct, it wasn't politically correct At all. None of that stuff.
Speaker 5Someone's stealing it. They stole it like Q-36 space modulator man. That shit man. I was sitting there hiding. I was fucking laughing my ass off.
Speaker 1Do any of y'all still watch like old cartoons? Yeah, do you? Yeah, no, but he was mad and he was talking.
Speaker 3His chest is moving out I mean tom and jerry was done.
Speaker 5Ah, they didn't talk you watch that while you're high man, you be fucked up. He's a motherfucker.
Speaker 3He said a word. Yeah, tom rolled up with a cigarette in his mouth, smoking it.
Speaker 1Hey, who was mad because they ain't never show what was Tom's, what was her name? Who was mad because they just showed her feet? Remember, they never, ever showed her what was her name? What was his owner's name?
Speaker 5I don't think she had a name. I thought the same lady that owned Tweety owned him.
Speaker 4Yeah, I thought that was it. Oh, he was always trying to no. No, it wasn't no it wasn't.
Speaker 5That's Sylvester, yeah.
Speaker 1I'm talking about Tom and Jerry Okay. Remember they never showed the owners and who the owners. They just always showed Like her little house shoes.
Speaker 2And. It was a black lady. I don't know if y'all know this but Mammy 2 shoes See.
Speaker 1See Mam.
Speaker 6Mammy, mammy 2 shoes Damn Yep, mammy 2 shoes.
Speaker 5And who can forget Foghorn Leghorn bro, oh man.
Speaker 4I say now boy. I say now, hey they. I think they played on one episode.
Speaker 1I'm thinking this was dubbed.
Speaker 5Remember when he was trying to teach that little kid.
Speaker 1Somebody had to dub over. I saw it on YouTube.
Speaker 5I say, boy, let me show you how to make an aeroplane.
Speaker 4Shout his down, shadi is down.
Speaker 5That motherfucker Is down.
Speaker 2When he would. Hey, he gonna show him how to play hide and seek.
Speaker 5The little boy Went in and then, dug and then dug him up Out in the yard. Wait a minute, boy, I was over there. He showed him. I know figures don't lie. He had the banjo right.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3He always fucking with the dog and shit the dog was on the leash lie he had the banjo, right?
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Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, yeah. He always fucking with the dog and shit. The dog was on the leash and the dog couldn't get no further than the leash. He'd draw a line and shit. You remember Falcone and Leghorn?
Speaker 3You can't do those, but you saw Looney. Tunes.
Speaker 5Looney Tunes. They was little then, though that was Tiny Tunes, that's Tiny Tunes. They was little then, though, like that was Tiny Toons. Like Tiny Toons, that's Tiny.
Speaker 4Toons, tiny Toons.
Speaker 1Yeah, you might. I don't even know If they even have that. No, I watched Tiny Toons was me.
Speaker 5That was Tiny Toons. No I 34, then they had Hannah Bob Barron. We had the.
Speaker 6Looney Toons On VHS though, so we would watch All the VHS Of the, because they didn't have that when I was young.
Speaker 3I'm too young for that. You can't have it no more.
Speaker 6That stuff is so politically incorrect that shit was like like, my time was like Scooby-Doo.
Speaker 3Scooby-Doo was around then too.
Speaker 6Scooby-Doo was on before you was born, but I'm saying that shit, that stuff that was still going on.
Speaker 5Y'all watching VHS like a motherfucker.
Speaker 1Yeah, see, with our Scooby-Doo. I think with Scooby-Doo like the animation changed with her.
Speaker 6I would watch all the old ones. I would watch all the older ones.
Speaker 5I didn't watch any of the newer ones, See by the time you watch Scooby-Doo, they had live action.
Speaker 6See, because the only TV I would watch stuff on was my grandparents', so it was anything they had on VHS.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6So like it was just all the older stuff that they would put out on VHS Like the at least you want the antenna.
Speaker 5I had an antenna no, no, no, no, and we didn't have an antenna. You were the antenna.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 5We had to hold a handle by the window.
Speaker 6Hey, stay right there, Don't you move. What are you doing? What are you doing? I had a TV, I had a cartoon network that you had to put up.
Speaker 3I didn't have that stuff, I had a Cuba. What I did was get one of those wire coat hangers, it was just sticking in the back and just kind of finagle it that way.
Speaker 5I'm just telling you, don't let it rain outside. That's when it show good, when it rain. Me and the Magic School Bus you fucking what you watch, the Magic School Bus thing.
Speaker 6Yeah, all the time.
Speaker 5Yeah, my kids and shit. That's hilarious. Them are the kids stuff like Barney and shit like that. I wouldn't watch Barney, I would literally wait till Barney went through.
Speaker 6Did you watch? Bluey, I did watch Bluey Bluey's a girl. Did you know that?
Speaker 3Was Bluey around when you were a kid.
Speaker 6Yeah, when I was young I thought Bluey was new. I don't know because, like I said, I watch all the older stuff.
Speaker 4I think the Australian Bluey is new.
Speaker 6I don't know if it was still going on. I don't know if there were new episodes or if there were just reruns by my time.
Speaker 5And then my kids started watching the Disney Channel and fucked them up.
Speaker 6I couldn't watch Disney Channel unless it was summer and I was at my dad's house.
Speaker 5I know because they made y'all disrespectful Motherfuckers think they can talk to you like that?
Speaker 6No, we were just broke.
Speaker 5You didn't say no, motherfucking Disney Channel. Who do you think you're?
Speaker 6talking to. I can't watch, I'd be pissed off because I'd be at my dad's house for the summer and they'd be like showing the commercials of the movies that are coming out and I'd be like I'm not at my dad's house when that comes out. So I'd have to wait until the next summer to see the damn movie because we didn't have Disney Channel spoiled with Disney Channel you don't even know.
Speaker 3I was pissed.
Speaker 5I'm just telling you I channel and started talking like them kids on there.
Speaker 1Why were the kids disrespectful or something? Yeah.
Speaker 5On the Disney channel. Yeah, they were, I have no idea they was independent kids I don't know about. No, they had their own mind and shit.
Speaker 1Listen. My kid's shows was Saved by the Bell and I was in junior high school, then yeah.
Speaker 2I couldn't watch that.
Speaker 4I had to watch that by by myself.
Speaker 5I looked like a pervert watching that shit.
Speaker 1The Great Space Coaster. Anybody remember the Great Space Coaster?
Speaker 2With.
Speaker 1Gary Gnu. No Gnu.
Speaker 5And Speed Reader.
Speaker 1Nah, ain't nothing about that. Yeah, that's the Great Space Coaster. What about Romperone? Romper, bomper Stomper dude. Yeah, we done some watching and she ain't never want to call nobody's name. I remember Zoom. What about Zoobly Zoo? I know you remember Zoobly Zoo.
Speaker 5I remember Zoobly Zoo, but I ain't really watched that.
Speaker 4Remember the Electric Company.
Speaker 1That is creepy looking as.
Speaker 4What's that? No, hell, no. What's that? Great Space Coaster, great Space Coaster.
Speaker 5No, I didn't watch that.
Speaker 4I didn't watch that either.
Speaker 5But we did.
Speaker 4We did Zoom, though.
Speaker 5We did Zoom and stuff like that, and then when it rained we could watch Manu. Hey, I think.
Speaker 1I did Muppets, remember, everybody watched the Muppets, everybody watched the Muppets.
Speaker 4Everybody watched the Muppets, oh, everybody watched the Muppets. And Fraggle Rock.
Speaker 2Oh I remember.
Speaker 1Fraggle Rock.
Speaker 6Fraggle Rock was my jam.
Speaker 1Hey, you watched until the cable got cut off Because it was on HBO.
Speaker 6Right, right, you know how many people I know that look like the Giants from that. Oh Lord, I literally pulled up a picture yesterday because this woman watched it and I was like she looks like those giants from Frogger Rock and nobody knew what I was talking about and I was like you ain't never seen Frogger Rock. They're like no, and I was like she looks just like that. I pulled up a picture and they're like you are wrong.
Speaker 5I know you remember Dinosaurs right.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, oh hey, that was good. Remember the Dinosaurs? I'm the baby.
Speaker 5I'm baby, he's like not the mama, not the mama.
Speaker 2Yeah, he called it.
Speaker 5And he got fired that one time. The daddy, yeah, he called it, not the mama.
Speaker 6And they were freaking out because he got fired.
Speaker 5I remember that yeah, and then they invented war. We are right, duh. Man yeah, war we need. That was some good stuff. We call it war and then, with Doogie Howser, we're going to war.
Speaker 1Because remember Dinosaurs and Doogie Howser came on around the same time.
Speaker 2Right before each other.
Speaker 1Crime time. What Doogie Howser?
Speaker 5And every man in here knows, you watched Wonder Woman and Mighty Isis.
Speaker 1Mighty. Who Isis Mighty?
Speaker 5who Isis? Isis on Saturday man, Saturday stuff.
Speaker 4Oh, I definitely watched that. I told you you watched Mavis, what was?
Speaker 5it. Oh, Mighty Isis. Then they had Shazam Yep.
Speaker 3Captain Marvel.
Speaker 1I'm not a big Mavs fan. I was old ass.
Speaker 2Gi Joe, I did like GI Joe RB and shit.
Speaker 6Thundercats He-Man Thundercats.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I forget about Thundercats. You know what they? Coming out with another He-Man.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, they are.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, a lot of them.
Speaker 3Skeletor.
Speaker 1You think they're going to ruin it, though it can't be no ruin.
Speaker 6They ruined it, the first one.
Speaker 3Oh, no the first one, the first one one day.
Speaker 5You're talking about when? Dolph Lundgren, dolph Lundgren.
Speaker 2Yeah, that was.
Speaker 5What was it called? It wasn't He-Man, it was Conan. No, it was called something else. Something of the universe, oh.
Speaker 4Masters of the.
Speaker 5Universe.
Speaker 1Masters of the Universe. That's what it was called With Skeletor.
Speaker 5Yeah, I used to look at them toes. It was Masters of the Universe. I had a He-Man toy and uh.
Speaker 1You had a.
Speaker 6He-Man yeah, it's in my grandparents' backyard somewhere all in the dirt. I swear. If you dig for five minutes you'll find like 15 different little action figures and Legos.
Speaker 3Oh, you did that too.
Speaker 6You was burying your body Dude.
Speaker 5That's everywhere in their backyard. There's another live action coming out too.
Speaker 6There's probably about 500 marbles in that backyard somewhere.
Speaker 1All right. What's the most unusual thing you did as a kid? Was it that Ate dirt?
Speaker 6Oh yeah, we all ate dirt.
Speaker 1Did you eat?
Speaker 5boogers? No, you ain't never eat boogers. No, you got. No, I ain't no boogers, but you had to get the right dirt no, I ain't just eat any dirt.
Speaker 4See, I didn't know it was the right dirt until I went to Alabama.
Speaker 2You want to know? No, that's probably the real thing. It was salty, I was like get the right shit.
Speaker 6Good red dirt.
Speaker 5I'm going to look at. Just can't eat any of those. It was probably burying toys.
Speaker 6No, I would dig up worms and then I would cut them in half to see them turn into two worms, and then I'd see if they were there the next day and then cut them in half again because I think I was a psychopath that hardly worked.
Speaker 1Hey, you know Peter's listening. He said what Peter is listening, we do not harm animals.
Speaker 6We do not harm animals.
Speaker 5Especially worms in hand.
Speaker 4They turn into two worms.
Speaker 6Did you know that?
Speaker 4No, those were tape worms.
Speaker 6No Earthworm. Yeah, you cut them in half, they turn into two worms. They still stay alive.
Speaker 3They don't turn into two worms. They don't turn into two worms, they just stay alive. They stay alive, they don't turn into worms, they just stay alive, they stay alive.
Speaker 5They don't do that.
Speaker 6They stay alive.
Speaker 5It'll stay alive for a while, but they ain't going to do that. They don't turn into worms. To the birdies, I know hey take it from a man who fished with it Okay well, to me they turned into worms.
Speaker 6You didn't watch them long enough.
Speaker 5That motherfucker ain't stay alive.
Speaker 6I would find trees and I would take all the leaves and I'd put it down. I'm like there's your salad, and then I would put all the flowers on there. I'd be like there's more of your salad, and then we had like a mulberry tree and an orange tree.
Speaker 5You are fucked up.
Speaker 6And then I'd put worms in there.
Speaker 1I'm like there's your salad and I think we may be sitting here with To Catch a Killer.
Speaker 3You see the new Charles Manson.
Speaker 6You ass. That was the weirdest shit I've ever done.
Speaker 1Casey Anthony.
Speaker 6Yo, that's not even funny. That's not even funny. You do look a little bit like her, though. That is fucked up, joe.
Speaker 5Go, put me a jockstrap on. You don't have to catch hell Getting that motherfucker off. I never caught hell Getting him off.
Speaker 6And we're done. Yeah, we are Podcast over.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, it is About time for it to be over. Yeah, anybody got some. What movies I've been watching a lot of old movies.
Speaker 5Did you check out the american primeval yet?
Speaker 3nope good that's good very good, you check it out. I just finished.
Speaker 1Paradise oh, is that the one with sterling k brown? I'm gonna, I all. I just watched swAT and Abbott Elementary.
Speaker 5Still, I just started Abbott Elementary. It's only eight episodes Paradise is only eight episodes. Paradise is it. I just started. Abbott Elementary Abbott.
Speaker 1Elementary is hilarious, I know, and the one with David Allen Greer it got picked up for a second season.
Speaker 3Saint, what's it called? Saint Like?
Speaker 1Dr. Medic or Saint.
Speaker 3Medic St. What's?
Speaker 1it called St Like Dr Medic or St Medic.
Speaker 5St Something, which one is that he's the, he's like the dad, or something.
Speaker 3Oh, you're talking about David Wayne Papa's house.
Speaker 5No, not Papa's David and Alec Greer's in it too.
Speaker 1Is he in that one? Oh he.
Speaker 5Wasn't it with Jamie Foxx.
Speaker 1Jamie Foxx yeah.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, oh yeah, they canceled that already. St Dennis Medical, st Dennis Medical, that's what it is they canceled that one already?
Speaker 5Yeah, jamie.
Speaker 1Foxx.
Speaker 3Yeah, that was on Netflix. Yeah, that was on Netflix St.
Speaker 1Dennis Medical, I'm telling you that's pretty good. Okay, they have the lady the white on one, uh, with the busty woman. Yeah, she is hilarious. Look, it was one scene on there where, uh, I guess the hospital must be where the prisoners go, right, so the prisoners, they was bringing some prisoners over to the hospital, so she was talking to the co, right, so she kind of putting the moves on them a little bit and you know she's looking at his gun, but oh, was that a nine millimeter? And then so he started explaining it. Right, then she, she was putting the moves on him, then all of a sudden she look at him. Trust me, you just have to see it. Then just look right at home, boy, and be like I, I have a boyfriend, just turned around and walked off. I'm sitting up here like man.
Speaker 1You're the one acting like you all thirsty, I was all hype and I'm like, oh man, he about to go out with it. She was like, oh, I have a boyfriend, like what? Are you talking to me for.
Speaker 5I was like what the hell? I feel this pain. That's like our very first episode. Motherfucker oh my goodness. Yeah, you remember the first episode, that motherfucker walking around the store with that bitch all goddamn day. Get all the way to the car I got a boyfriend.
Speaker 1Oh hell.
Speaker 5Shit, you could have told me that back at the grits.
Speaker 1You in the follow there, huh.
Speaker 5Yeah Well, it's the good old days. It's time to get drunk.
Speaker 1All right, anybody got something special to say besides? Oh, riff Raff. I know it came out last week, but Drink it if you got it, riff Raff.
Speaker 1Gabrie, it came out last week but drink it if you got it. Riff Raff, gabrielle Union is in it, it's some. Oh, pete Davidson is in it too, and I think we talked about Last Chance, or no, not Last Chance, last Breath, oh yeah, with Woody Harrelson, yeah, and my one guy from Animal Kingdom. I missed that show. That was another good show. I'm telling you. If y'all can find Animal Kingdom, watch it. It was on TNT, the one with Steve.
Speaker 5Oh, that's Wild.
Speaker 1Kingdom.
Speaker 5That's Wild Kingdom. No, no, no. Remember how Steve used to jump out of that fucking helicopter and shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, this one is just Animal Kingdom. It was on TNT.
Speaker 5This motherfucker jumped out of the helicopter and rode an animal you know what I told you I call it.
Speaker 1it was like the white version of power. That's what Animal Kingdom is right there, oh, okay.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's good, though.
Speaker 5Well, okay, I don't have nothing else to say All right, have your pet spayed or neutered. Don't forget to tip your bartenders Go ahead, peace, oh, good night she said good night, all right, y'all Holla, all right, peace.