Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Fake Butts and Movie Recommendations: Two Dudes Keep It Real
Bosco and Christian return as a dynamic duo for a conversation that weaves through musical icons, basketball legends, and cinematic gems with the natural flow that defines their podcast chemistry.
Ever wonder who you'd sound like if you could magically sing? The hosts open up about their dream vocal abilities, with Christian admiring Music Soulchild's smooth delivery while Bosco fantasizes about channeling Luther Vandross or even Bobby Brown. Their discussion evolves into a passionate breakdown of R&B legends, highlighting how performers like Keith Sweat prove that emotional connection often transcends technical perfection. When they marvel at Johnny Gill's prodigious talent—sounding like Eddie Levert at just 14 years old—you can feel their genuine appreciation for musical mastery.
The conversation shifts seamlessly to creative processes, with Christian revealing his journey from writing rap lyrics inspired by Eminem to crafting free-verse poetry. Their analysis of Lil Wayne's improvisational genius ("the LeBron James of rap") captures why certain artists change the game forever. Speaking of basketball, their debate about the sport's greatest ball handlers becomes a thoughtful meditation on how we judge talent across generations, punctuated by Bosco's personal encounters with Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, and Michael Jordan.
Perhaps most compelling is their exploration of body image and gym culture—noting with insightful irony that fitness spaces are paradoxically filled with the most insecure people. The episode concludes with enthusiastic movie recommendations, especially "Woman in the Yard," which Christian discovered bears an uncanny resemblance to a screenplay he once wrote.
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I did that because Christian is in the house. Hello, look like it might just be two of us again. Yeah, like last week, just the two of us.
Speaker 2:We can make it if you try. Can't sing?
Speaker 1:Hey man me neither.
Speaker 2:I wish I could man me too.
Speaker 1:Look, I'm glad you said that I got some questions for you. Okay, if you could sing, whose voice or who do you wish you would sing like If you was a singer? Oh wait, first off, I'm sorry, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. This is your boy, bosco, and sitting to my left, to my left, to my left, well, actually sitting to my right.
Speaker 2:Is the one they call Christian. But you already knew that because you know rocking the dynamic duo Exactly.
Speaker 1:Batman and Robin, Robin and Batman, Starsky and Hutch Tango and Cash. Bonnie and Clyde Hall and Nash, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Hall and Oates. I can't top that.
Speaker 1:I was trying to get the other one out. I was like who was the, who was the Thelma and Louise?
Speaker 2:I was just about to go KC and Jojo, kc and Jojo, but to answer your question, I think I would go with music, music Soulchild. Yeah, yeah, I think he got a good voice. He does, he does.
Speaker 1:He has a real, real good voice and I told you listen, I always listen to. Once again shout out to the Rv money podcast jay, valentine and tank. I listen to it once a week, like well, basically let me just say every week, because they, you know, they put out one episode and I love, like I actually I'm a slow jam junkie and I love slow jams. I love music, but I really love slow jams and I would just sit up here and think, like you know, when you watch videos sometimes YouTube videos and you'll have some of these people singing like Tennessee Whiskey just like, just random people, and then they'd be killing it and I'd be so jealous I'd be like Sometimes Damn, I wish I could sing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wouldn't be able to be stopped. I would hit every yo. I think I'd be at karaoke seven days a week.
Speaker 2:So my brothers if I knew how to sing, so my brothers, both of them can sing right. Actually my all my siblings can sing uh, huh but my brothers would particularly go to karaoke night and these niggas would have draws no thrown on the stage I don't know if they were worn hey, but they were draws, they they were, they.
Speaker 1:Would they go to? They're like I know I'm knocking something down, or would they really like?
Speaker 2:they were. I think they were going for karaoke and then, you know, it just kind of happened. Yeah, but shouts out to both them. One of them my brother will actually be here next month.
Speaker 1:Oh really, yeah, oh, hell, yeah, yeah, dog, I wish I could sing. Well, you know, if I could sing, man, I wish I could sing like Luther and listen. So shit man, I even wish I could sing like Bobby Brown. I don't even care, I love Bobby Brown, dog. New addition.
Speaker 1:Bobby or my prerogative Bobby, my prerogative, bobby. Man, listen, I'm telling you, bobby Brown, keith Sweat this here's the one thing I was well, I learned I've been learning a lot listening to R&B Money Podcast. The thing with Keith Sweat obviously he may not be the best singer, but you can't deny his passion. No, no, you can't. And that's what they were saying.
Speaker 2:They was like if you passionate, you can get away with a lot. You can get away with a lot nobody dude, and that cat had listen.
Speaker 1:I still love. I listen to the lyrics and I'm like, oh, I don't care, you may be young, but you're ready. He don't. I mean, he could have been young like 19, 20. And maybe he was 25, 26 or something.
Speaker 2:But then when you put a voice and passion together. Like a Johnny Gill, oh my God, then you got problems. Like a Johnny Gill, oh my God, then you got problems.
Speaker 1:Man, johnny Gill. I remember when I first first seen Johnny Gill uh, I want to say soul train. It might not have been soul train, but it was him and Stacy Lattisaw. He was 14, 14, 15 years old, so I might have been 11. So I think he's maybe three, four years, maybe older than me, and when he was singing I was like wait, how does he? He sounds like a grown man. He sounds like he was Eddie LaVert. He sounds like he was Eddie LaVert, but he was 14 years old. I'm just sitting up here like how can you be that good?
Speaker 2:Right, because you know Polish, you know. They say everything. All these artists, all these singers and entertainers, they all got their start in the church. Is what they say.
Speaker 1:Hey, a church will do it and just think there is some people. Yolanda Adams.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, she can blow, oh my goodness she can blow.
Speaker 1:And admittedly, people I'm not an r&b connoisseur like my man here, but, um, I do know a couple of couple of them dude hey, it's when, like when she gets going, uh, and there there's like so, so many, like I know the problem that I have you always know.
Speaker 1:I'm always sitting up here talking, because I know now I'm an old head, so I'm always like I'm used to people making a song and they're being in the studio together making a song and they've been in the studio together. So now if me and beyonce let's say, uh, me and beyonce gonna remake slow jam, like you know, like usher, like usher and uh, monica, I think yeah, I forget, I don't know if it was midnight star. It might have been Midnight Star, that the original, well, what I thought was the original for Slow Jam. But anyway, let's say me and Beyonce is doing it, I'm going to do mine here, she's going to do hers wherever she is yeah.
Speaker 2:I always thought that they got into the same room.
Speaker 1:Yeah, got in the same studio. Yeah, no, they don't See, I'm going to tell you my formula. This is how I would do it now, if. If we're doing it like that, if we're doing it like okay, she's doing her version, I'm doing my version. Dude, I'm in the studio. You gotta get a little tender in there. You gotta have somebody to sing to. Yeah, you gotta have a muse, just to you know to bring it out. You can bring your loved one in there, whoever you love, bring them in and you know, like, sing to them, okay.
Speaker 2:So how about this? Okay, say you're an artist. Okay, whatever genre, probably going to be R&B what would your process be? Making a song, mm-hmm From writing it, recording it.
Speaker 1:Past that I'd probably you know what I'd probably go maybe the music like a beat. I'd probably want maybe the beat first or or like you know to hear, like hear some tracks or whatever, and I'll probably write to it. But there's times when I'm just driving around or sometimes like just working out, and you know, you would just say little stuff in your head. Now, obviously I'm not a writer, I'm like damn if I was a slow jam writer.
Speaker 1:I'd write that down, you know, you just come up with random stuff or be like, hey, how about I put this in a song? But I'd probably maybe listen to some tracks because I always wondered, like my guys, because I think they will Listening to them and some of their guests that come on, I think they think different, Like right now me talking to you, you'll probably just be sitting up here. All the stuff we done talked about. They probably got a couple of bars already like in their head, Maybe just looking around or yeah maybe sitting at the light?
Speaker 1:where do you think that comes?
Speaker 2:from like that, that level of creativity.
Speaker 1:I think they're just.
Speaker 2:I think they're just born born creative because, see, I used to, so I used to write poetry. I don't know if I ever told you that I used to write poems, um, but when I first first started writing, I was, uh, calling myself writing raps. Oh, really, yeah, of course, every, every, every hip-hop head yeah consumer wrote a few, wrote a few bars a time or two okay so, yeah, I went from writing raps um and this was.
Speaker 2:This was around the time where you know Eminem, 50 Cent and them were real big and this was before I got introduced to underground.
Speaker 1:So yeah, cause you're a big, big underground fan, right?
Speaker 2:so a lot of the shit I was writing was very, very get rich or die trying-esque, very Eminem-esque yeah, so I know some good cats, though. Mother fuck this, mother fuck that yeah, yeah, yeah yeah and then I toned that down and started actually writing poetry like free verse, not, not rhyming uh-huh you know, so I could kind of see kind of like love Love Jones, like Love Jones-ish.
Speaker 1:Have you seen Love Jones?
Speaker 2:Long time ago.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, you know how he was. I mean, I can't recite the poem that he did, but I know he did his thing and had all the ladies hot and heavy.
Speaker 2:Okay, but it didn't rhyme or nothing. It was just like no, no, no, it was just free. So that's. That's the kind of stuff.
Speaker 1:It was kind of like, from what I remember, like I probably seen it maybe a year or so ago, okay, but uh, so some stuff may rhyme, but I think it was more free flowing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, flowing though, yeah, so I can kind of I can kind of get it from that creative side, because you just, maybe artists just really do think different to the point where you see a microphone and they see the whole like yeah, breakdown of the of the like, I'll be wondering like with little wayne like Like, what in the hell?
Speaker 2:made him say that. So I seen a YouTube short. So you know I listen to Tech N9ne and he was. He was, hey, I love that cat. He was reciting a not reciting, but he was telling a story about how he was in the studio with him and him and Wayne one time. And he was saying that he walked into the studio and it was Wayne and maybe four or five of the cats and all they were doing was just they had the blunt passed around. They were just looking up into the, into the ceiling, like looking up past the ceiling, looking up into the ether or something okay and and he said Wayne hit the blunt.
Speaker 2:You know the little lighter flick. Yeah, what if I said this? And the cast was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll go, that'll go. And then he went in the booth. So I believe I love that cast, I believe them. I believe when they say he don't write, hey, listen.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell you, when I was first introduced to the hot boys it was 19. Bling, bling, 90. It was a young. Well, I said a young cat. I would say I was probably. I think I was like right was like 97, 98. I remember this young cat played flag football, played flag football with him. I think I think my dude's name was Robert. He was like man, you ever heard the hot boys? Like nah, I ain't never heard of them. I remember I was dropping them off to the crib. He was like hey, you gotta listen to this. And I think it was. I think it might have been like bling, bling or what wait, what the hell they had a few smashes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, obviously bling bling was was the smash.
Speaker 1:He played another song. I forget the name of it, but it was around. Whatever song they had, Hang on, let me see Like 90?
Speaker 2:Let me see Like 97?. Yeah, Bling, Bling. They had obviously the Hot Boys.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, they had Hot Boys oh gosh, let me see. Yeah, that's what I'm sitting up here.
Speaker 2:Y'all got to look this up. Sorry for the radio silence.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're going to See. That's what we have the other two or three people. So while one person is looking something up, somebody can sit up here. But guess what? We're just going to talk y'all through exactly what we're doing.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I Need a Hot Girl, Was it that or no? You said 97, 98.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because when was that song out? 99. Ok, yeah, See, I think yeah, because I moved. See, we came out here In 2002.
Speaker 2:But you know, they really only had One album.
Speaker 1:Everything else, so it might it might have been.
Speaker 2:It might have been so Juvenile had Huh yeah, wayne had. The Block Is Hot, yeah, wait shit.
Speaker 1:Damn See. That's why I said I need, I gotta see that let me see hot boys little wayne oh block is. I came out in 99 so it might have been okay.
Speaker 1:I need a, so okay hot it might not have been a um, so it might not have been a radio hit that you heard yeah, okay, so look, because I so it might have been, it might be, uh, it might have been, get, uh, get it how you live. Okay, let's see that says 97, okay, but yeah, and so it was, it was, it was 97, 98, and I just remember that.
Speaker 2:I just hearing Lil Wayne, so you knew I was just like man. You knew he would be the one.
Speaker 1:Did I think he was going to end up being like who he is the LeBron James of rap. I just knew he was nice, though, yeah, I was like I just like this flow.
Speaker 2:I thought it was going. I was like, I just like this flow. I thought it was going to be Juvie, I did like Juvie. Either Juvie or BG.
Speaker 1:Oh, bg was nice. Yeah, bg was nice. And then he did that shit. Bg didn't he go to, he was in jail, right Mm-hmm, or prison, or whatever.
Speaker 2:He did a stretch, yeah, so now they're back on tour, aren't they? I don't know if they're on tour, but I know they did they're in a couple cities or something they did a reunion show?
Speaker 1:I know that yeah.
Speaker 2:Everybody was going crazy over it. I didn't watch it though.
Speaker 1:But anyway, back, like I said to Lil Wayne, I don't know how this dude I'm still, I'm still tripping off of the man. There's so much stuff.
Speaker 2:You could break down. It really is.
Speaker 1:That you don't want that late text, that I think I'm late text. You'd be like what. Who comes up with this stuff? I think I'm late taxed. You'd be like what?
Speaker 2:Who comes up with this stuff, or, yeah, I don't even have one. Like you said, it's too much.
Speaker 1:Hey, listen, it's too much.
Speaker 2:For the longest time. So you know, I primarily listened to underground, quote unquote, indie hip hop and for the longest time I was just like anti-Wayne.
Speaker 1:Right, no, lil Wayne, blah blah.
Speaker 2:I love Lil Wayne, but then I heard him on a track with this group called Little Brother Okay, and they're underground, right. And I was like, oh shit, little Brother fucks with Wayne, right, let me go see what this nigga's talking about. And then I heard the no Ceilings mixtape Dog. The no Ceilings mixtape was like okay, this nigga is the wayne is nice dog, it's nice. Yeah, his, his mixtape stretch is like all the dedications.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what other song remember he said when he was writing. He said with a model b bitch pair of phony tips.
Speaker 2:I'm like who comes up with this, oh man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, wayne is nice. I mean, trust me, it's so so many other people I'm just focusing on him.
Speaker 2:The only knock on him is and you already know where I'm going with this what I brought the Canadian out. You don't like Drake, you know. I don't like drake, man drake I like drake been this way since high school, since way before this, this kendrick stuff I like drake man, I'm just glad it happened I'm just glad it happened.
Speaker 1:no, I like drake, man shout man, shout out to to Drake and Kendrick Shit, I like them both, but I just, man, let me see what else did Lil Wayne say? Something that was crazy.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Canada, though.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Canada. Oh yeah, I got a Canada t-shirt. He was talking about. I forget the song, I don't know if it might have been Big Bad Wolf, but he was talking about he was skinny dipping, Like him, and some girls were skinny dipping and he said I have my neighbor's eyes bigger than the Simpsons. No, it don't make sense now, but the way he was I was like dog. How.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he put something together, for sure.
Speaker 1:I'm like boy. If I could sing like Luther and rap like Lil Wayne, dribble like Kyrie Irving and shoot like Steph man, I'd love myself. So Kyrie got the best handles. Either Kyrie or Jason Williams. Hot chocolate or white chocolate. White chocolate or Kyrie Wood I mean Kyrie Irving and I love Isaiah Duh, my Isaiah Thomas. White Chocolate or Kyrie Wood I mean Kyrie Irving, Hmm, and I love Isaiah, my Isaiah Thomas, my Isaiah Thomas is Detroit Pistons, Isaiah Thomas. But the game has changed so much. Yeah, you know the old heads Kyrie Irving or white chocolate, Jason Williams. Let me see who else has some nice handles.
Speaker 1:I think I'm going to go.
Speaker 2:Kyrie still what?
Speaker 1:about AI. Yeah, I think with AI, I don't think he was besides the crossover. Besides the crossover, I think he got handle now. So y'all don't come at me.
Speaker 2:When I'm saying he has handle.
Speaker 1:I think Jason Williams and Kyrie's is like flashy yeah. Yeah, that's all it is. Yeah, Because he do have handle. Yeah, Rayford Austin, obviously he got handle. Shout out to Skip.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know, lee, yeah, so I'll throw him up, but man Jason Williams, Kyrie. Now admittedly. I didn't see a whole lot of Jason Williams play, because who did he play with Memphis, wasn't it he?
Speaker 1:played for Memphis, I think. Uh, he played for Orlando for a minute.
Speaker 2:Yes, he died he played uh living out here. You don't get those games. I didn't get any Kings with Sacramento so I didn't really see a whole lot of this cat's handle was insane. I seen him drop a few dimes.
Speaker 1:Now I watched a clip and you know obviously he played with Randy Moss, I guess where they're from West Virginia. He said, you know, you had the black people on this side and he said if I'm misquoting him, I apologize I think he said he stayed like in the trailers, like the trailer park and all that. Yeah, the white people was on this side. He said he spent most of his time, you know, on a, on a black side, and he was going like hooping and all that stuff.
Speaker 2:Right, well, that's like a jet, ain't it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, exactly. Now here's the thing he said, the way he stayed on the court because he was smaller than everybody, but they knew he had a handle and he would never shoot. All he did was just pass the ball, pass the ball, pass the ball. So Cats always wanted to play with him because they knew he was going to pass on the ball. Yeah, so he said, that's how he just stayed on the court. He would shoot like if he had to. But he was like oh, they know, if I play, just be open, I'm going to find you and who don't want to shoot? Right, he'd be like, hey, no, you want him, he shoot as much as I do.
Speaker 2:No, I want him because he's going to pass me the ball. That's a winning formula if I ever did hear one Dude and this cat, his handle.
Speaker 1:I always thought his handle was ridiculous man and I remember when I heard about him and Randy Moss my dude went to school in West Virginia and this one I think Randy and him was in high school and I remember him talking about, uh, jason williams and, like randy moss, wait isn't um.
Speaker 2:Isn't ai from the same? No, ai is from, uh, virginia.
Speaker 1:Okay, he's from virginia yeah um, we're the vicks yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, like, uh, the vicks. What's up with that area? Like tyrarod Taylor, I'm trying to think. Who else man? It's a whole bunch of them cats.
Speaker 2:What is that area called, not the DMV? You talking about Newport.
Speaker 1:Because I know they're from around like Virginia Beach or something right, Not the Bible.
Speaker 2:Belt.
Speaker 1:Not the Bible Belt, that's like North.
Speaker 2:Carolina or something that's like the Midwest, I think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's kind of like North Carolina-ish I think, but I thought that particular the Virginias had their own like Like name, yeah, yeah, whatever, but I do know that AI Vic Tyrod Taylor, you know, I think they had this one cat two from there, if I'm not mistaken. Let me look this dude up. I think his name was Ronald Curry. His name sounds familiar. He played at. He played football. He played football and basketball.
Speaker 2:I think he was from Virginia too, and let me see Now, aside from the obvious, were there any hoopers?
Speaker 1:He was from Hampton, Virginia. Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 2:I'm like man, that dude was nice. Aside from the obvious, was any hoopers uh, from the crib, like where I'm from?
Speaker 1:yeah, lebron, aside from the obvious, uh, jerome lane, like from akron or just ohio, we'll go Ohio, jimmy Jackson. Jimmy Jackson was from Ohio. Hell yeah, oh shit, jimmy Jackson man we had a bunch Tony Miller Wally.
Speaker 2:Zerbiak. Really, I never knew where that dude was from.
Speaker 1:Larry Nash Jr. Oh God, let me see who else See normally. Hey. Well, now I got to talk about my Ohio people.
Speaker 2:See that nice little segue. That's what you call an assist.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to think who else I know. I mean, we had this one cat man, trey Lee went to Ohio State. I know Chris is going to laugh when he hears Trag Lee. I'm going to tell you a story.
Speaker 2:What's funny about Trag Lee?
Speaker 1:Hey, trag Lee is my folks dog. Hey, trag Lee, he was our him and his boy JB. They were our camp counselors when we were in high school. They were going to Ohio State. All I'm going to tell you is this Tragley is a cool ass cat. That's all I'm going to tell you that is my dude he let us get buckets.
Speaker 1:before you can get buckets, he said, listen, if you're making them, just keep on shooting. I think, yeah, I think Trey Lee was from Cleveland, but Clark Kelloggogg he from ohio. They had to want to be with with uh barkley for the final four and all that oh yeah, I'm thinking, craig sager oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, uh, clark kellogg.
Speaker 1:Okay, hey, my pop said boy, he was nice you know, I, I don't really, I don't remember him Just, you know, just like a little bit you know, as a kid, yeah, and all my pops Clark Kellogg was pretty nice.
Speaker 2:Speaking of cold white boys. Now you'll probably say duh, but Larry Bird.
Speaker 1:Oh, he was good. Larry Bird was good man. Here's the thing, what I tell you when people start talking about different errors. This is what, what folks don't understand if Larry Bird played now, obviously he's gonna do all the training that they do now. That's like, if I'm going to give, like, let's just say if I'm shitting on a kid that makes a mistake or something in college or whatever, so we've all made mistakes before. But now you're speaking as a 40, 50-something-year-old man Like, oh no, what they should do.
Speaker 2:Come on now, Go back to when you was 18, 19, 20 years old, Especially when you know you on the court or on the field. Yeah, yeah, you not thinking with that perspective?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just sitting up here thinking, like you sitting up here, you playing, I'm running down the court the other day. I go to pass to Steve. See the dude right here. I go to pass to Steve, turn the ball right over. I know that I had nothing to do with the story, but I'm just saying we made mistakes 18, 19, 20, 50. Clearly saw the dude standing there and I was like, oh, I can get it and just turned the ball over. But you get an 18, 19-year-old. They got to be nice to these people. I'm going to start being nice to them, but I know I'm going to watch a game.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to be nice. Oh, this nigga's trash dog, get him out of here. Man, I be talking so much shit about other people's kids. It's ridiculous, hey.
Speaker 1:No, and I was terrible. I was terrible and I'm sitting here talking about somebody else's kid. I'm like man. What am I talking about? I probably would have dropped the ball too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't even make it on the court.
Speaker 1:I'm like goodness, gracious, shot, an air ball and everything.
Speaker 2:I'm going to give you a quick hot take. Getting back to Larry Bird, he was nice In that highlight that I saw and yes, it was a highlight reel I see a little bit of Larry Bird and Kyrie, a little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 1:Hey, larry Bird was cold, transcendent, because people want to sit up here and talk about. You know the story about when he was. He was being guarded and I guess Charles Barkley tells the story. A few people tell the story. I guess they had this white dude on Larry Bird and he was like man why y'all disrespect him? And he kept cussing and all that stuff. A few people tell the story. I guess they had this white dude on Larry Bird and he was like man. Why y'all disrespect him? And he kept cussing and all that stuff. And everybody wondering like, what's the matter with this dude? Like? And then they was like man, what's the matter? He's like man. They got this white dude on me.
Speaker 2:He said, that's disrespectful.
Speaker 1:I was like man. How a white dude going to talk about what's disrespectful I said that cat is something else. Oh, man, man, I remember they had them converse, choose your weapon, him and magic. And because you know, larry Bird is, I don't know where French Lick Indiana is, but ain't, that is a crazy name to be from.
Speaker 1:Where French Lick. And you know I met larry bird. Oh yeah, one. Here's the one thing I got to meet magic johnson, I met larry, but and all this is all like different times magic, johnson, larry bird and michael jordan damn, I'm like nick. Obviously lebron is from korea. The holy trinity dude. Michael jordan I told y'all heard it before I was in eighth grade. Jordan Damn, I'm like Nick. Obviously LeBron is from Korea. The Holy Trinity. Michael Jordan I told y'all heard it before I was in eighth grade. Brad Sellers, his wife Kim is from Akron. My gym teacher at the time, coach Harvey Sims. He took me to the Bulls game and you know they all went to church together with Brad Sellers' wife Kim. Brad is from Cleveland, kim obviously is from Akron. Shout out to Brad too. He went to Ohio State. Shout out to Brad, but he played for the Bulls with Michael Jordan. So that's how I was in eighth grade when I met him.
Speaker 1:Magic duh. It was all-star weekend. I think 96. Y'all can look, maybe whenever it was in Cleveland. It might have been 96 who was at the Rascal House. It's a little chicken spot, man. Walk up in there. It's cat-like and it's nice brown. You know he's from LA. Well, not from LA, but it was Hollywood, yeah, you know. So he got this big brown trench coat on little black beanie. Oh, it's cold, right, man. He's sitting up there looking Like man. How y'all doing. He's like man. That's Magic Johnson. I'm sitting up here just looking at him. I'm like damn, that's the Magic man Dog. But me and all my dudes chicken, I said damn.
Speaker 2:Hey, shout out to Magic Johnson.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, if you remember that magic, you brought me some chicken at Rascal House.
Speaker 2:Was he mad niggerish or was he Hollywood?
Speaker 1:No, he was just cool. He was like man how y'all doing.
Speaker 1:And just kind of like how you see and just kind of like how you see. Then he got back in the it was like the taxi, like the little minivans Got in the taxi and skirted on off to I guess you know wherever he was going. Yeah, and then Larry Bird. I remember Larry Bird was LeBron James rookie year. My boy, kevin, worked for the Indiana Pacers and LeBron, they was playing Indiana. I remember I flew into Indiana to watch Pacers and the Cavs. You know the press conference and all that like at the end. Then, you know, larry Bird came in. I was just sitting up there like well, I'm 30, shit. So when was LeBron's rookie year? 2002? So was it? Maybe 2003's rookie year? 2000? 2002. So was it? Or maybe 2003, maybe 2003, 2004?
Speaker 1:Yeah, so, dog, I'm 31, 32. No, it just took. I still, just like I said, with Michael Jordan I was a kid, I mean Larry Bird, I'm like in my 30s, but I still just reverted back to that little kid and I'm just looking like damn that Larry Bird. I just kept staring at him and that was like I told you, the one time I saw Michael Jordan at the Scottsdale Airport man, I looked at that dude for 20 minutes.
Speaker 2:I was like man what, the Dude?
Speaker 1:I don't get starstruck, I'll tell you. I think the only time I might get starstruck is if I meet Oprah. If I meet probably not if I, you know him or his wife, you know, I might be like, you know, yeah, starstruck Like I met Bill Clinton but I don't know if I would get starstruck With Oprah From anybody really, oh damn Like it.
Speaker 1:And when I mean starstruck like, I just mean kind of like A little stuck Like. And when I mean starstruck like, I just mean kind of like A little stuck Like, especially with people I saw when I was a kid. Yeah, like now, let's see, because they're listen, they're all accessible now, so I can literally sit up here.
Speaker 2:Go to Instagram.
Speaker 1:And DM Halle Berry Right, not saying you With that mouth, dude. Not saying you, I wouldn't say that. Hey fun fact about, hypothetically speaking Fun fact about Halle Berry.
Speaker 2:I could put that Really wondering, but not wondering, not putting her business out there, which you really do. Did you know that she's a type 2 diabetic? Is she, yeah? Did you know she's damn near 60? Oh no, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. I ain't going to even say it, I ain't going to leave it alone. You already know what I'm about to say. I know, anyway, michael Jackson, man, listen, maybe here's the thing they're not accessible.
Speaker 2:So now you know, I don't have, I don't really I don't do social media so when I see y'all should follow the uh nobody's talking podcast instagram though, oh yeah, please do and y'all can dm us.
Speaker 1:uh, you can send any feet pics to Christian, please do.
Speaker 2:Well, lady feet pics. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah, With the white toenail, polish, of course. There you go.
Speaker 1:What if it's pink or blue? You still take it.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I'll take those. Okay, I don't discriminate.
Speaker 1:Just no corns or bunions, please.
Speaker 2:She's a diabetic, for real Bunions are okay, yeah, she is a type 2 diabetic. Damn Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:That's a beautiful young lady boy, man Gorgeous. That is a beautiful young. God damn, my heart just start pittering a little bit. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2:It's Angela.
Speaker 1:It's Angela, hey man she could have been Gator's girlfriend on Jungle Fever. You ever watch Jungle Fever?
Speaker 2:That one I haven't watched, haven't seen it Wait, was it Wait?
Speaker 1:Oh, no, no, no. Was it Jungle Fever? Which one I'm going to think about? Remember when Samuel Jackson was a crackhead Coming to America? No, no, no, he wasn't a crackhead, no Coming to America.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, he wasn't a crackhead, no, he was a. Yeah, that was Jungle Fever, I believe.
Speaker 1:Was it Jungle Fever? Yeah, halle Berry was his girlfriend. Hmm, yeah, let me see. Was Halle Berry in?
Speaker 2:Jungle Fever. You know, when I was watching Boomerang I was so stuck on Robin Givens Were you, I didn't even realize Halle Berry was in that movie, dude.
Speaker 1:See how they had to.
Speaker 2:Man, she just shines, period, yeah because they did a good job, and Robin Givens is a very beautiful young woman and they did a good job meeting Halle Berry, but still. Because I didn't realize it was Halle Berry until I was today years old type shit.
Speaker 1:And you know, tisha Campbell was in there too. Yeah, she was the neighbor. Yeah, remember she was the neighbor. Yeah, f you then.
Speaker 2:Marcus yeah, man, they really made her seem like nah, I know Because.
Speaker 1:Tisha Campbell is gorgeous. That's what I was just saying. She was in it too, man, it was some gorgeous-ass women in that movie Eartha Kitt was the deal back in her heyday. Eartha Kitt Rest in peace, but she could. A lot of cats have knocked down Grace Jones too.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:She had a beautiful smile, boy. Oh, she had a beautiful smile. Beautiful chocolate lady right there, you like boy, I tell you what You're not gay, he's gay. I'm like man. What in the Stranjay, y'all Stranjay? Hey, listen, why in the hell did they do my man Gerard like that? What they? Do what they do. Obviously, boomerang's been out forever, so spoiler alert this is no spoiler alert eddie suave, cool, eddie end up knocking down.
Speaker 2:That's right, angela, that's right they were dating. But remember.
Speaker 1:But no, they were just friends. So I got a question for you Is it wrong to knock down one of your homies' girls? But I'm saying he's in a friend zone. Could you remember the movie he liked her? He did like Angela, but he was slow playing it, and Eddie you know, and y'all go back and watch Boomerang and hit us up on IG. Did Eddie Murphy have a flat screen? I could have sworn. It looked like he had a flat screen in that movie.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think flat screens were a thing that's what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:I don't think so. I thought he had a flat screen in that movie. No, I don't think flat screens were a thing. That's what I'm saying. I don't think so. I thought he had a flat screen. Maybe, man, I'm sitting up here thinking like boy.
Speaker 2:So was Eddie in the wrong.
Speaker 1:Yeah, was he wrong Okay now, here's the thing.
Speaker 2:Now you know there's this whole Geico. We're going to get to that after I answer the question.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I would say no, because if Gerard was 100% in the friend zone but he liked Angela, but he was slow playing it Right, you snooze, you lose, bro.
Speaker 1:Has that ever happened to you before? Probably, I'm sure it's probably happened to all of us at some point. Actually, yeah, go from like like high school.
Speaker 1:It has it did and it sucked hey, I do remember clarence took my girlfriend when we was in eighth grade. Yeah, clarence hunt. Yeah, that's my's, my G. He moved from Detroit, Terry Smith. We went to Goodrich Junior High School, eighth grade. She was my girlfriend, I don't know. We probably dated man four days, five days, and then I think she started talking to Clarence because he had like some Run DMC jacket. I said ain't man. I said Papa, I need to go get me like a starter jacket or something.
Speaker 2:Oh man, yeah, middle school had the biggest crush. But again, I was Jariah back then and I told you off the air I was, you know, in my little shell I wasn't the brash confident. No, I'm just kidding, still a little soft-spoken, but anyway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you super laid back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wasn't into letting girls know I was feeling them. I would just look at them from afar because I was too nervous. I was intimidated. But yeah, it was this girl in middle school Gorgeous, long legs.
Speaker 1:Like oh she.
Speaker 2:Dominican, oh Caramel, in middle school, gorgeous, uh-huh long legs like oh she, dominican, oh caramel. Oh papi, yeah, ola, legs and cheeks, legs and cheeks. But yeah, she uh ended up ended up dating my homeboy uhboy, who didn't treat her the best and she would come to me complaining about him. You know the song and dance yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm like don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 2:But you know what, like I've never been in that, it's a terrible situation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't think I've ever been in that. It's a terrible situation. Yeah, I don't think I've ever been in that situation where I mean, I'm sure you know you've had a crush on a girl or something but I don't think I've had a crush on a girl and then like one of my. Did you ever have a crush on any of your buddies? Girls yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2:I'm saying me neither. Funny enough, we've never.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we've always had our like me, bitcoin, freddie, our homeboy kevin, we've always had a crush, probably on the same, like yeah, I mean we don't know her and we might have a crush on the same you know, like oh she's bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, dating wise.
Speaker 1:Nah, we always had our own individual flavors, because, yeah, everybody like you know what they like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah no, I kept it. G though I never was like you should dump him and get with me, type bullshit. Oh yeah, when Cass be doing that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's some sucker shit. Hey, you know, y'all cats, some suckers. Here's the one thing If you gonna smash, just go ahead and smash on your own merit. Just don't be like, oh yeah, don't talk bad about him and oh well, like if you was with me I'd treat you different cause that's only gonna make you look even more. Don't do that and then you don't want her when she down in the dumps Right, Because then you're just sitting up here like you're almost like preying on her weakness.
Speaker 2:I heard somebody drop game on me one time when I was working at the call center a few years ago in Tucson. She said to me she said if they do it to you, they'll do it. What'd she say? She said if they'll do it with you, they'll do it on you.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, you know how they say the same way you get them, same way you lose them, Yep.
Speaker 2:Yep, that is true. That stuck with me, clearly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's that tiger. What they say tiger can't change his stripes, or something like that.
Speaker 1:Yep, yep, yep, boy. Hey, this is the philosophical episode of the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on. Hey, see, it's a little different with two of us, because we can just have a normal conversation. I told Joe I was going to talk about him. Okay, he's not here. His phone's not here either, because he wanted to watch the South Carolina game. So you know, it started around the time we started recording. So I told him. I said, joe, when we get on the podcast I'm going to talk about you. So I don't feel like I'm talking about him behind his back, because I told him I'm going to talking about him behind his back, because I told him I'm going to talk about him. He knew it was coming. You knew you should have been here talking, but you can't put your negative thoughts on this nice, genuine conversation that we're having right now or the conversation we had last week.
Speaker 2:It is a pleasant conversation and I haven't listened to that talk yet, but I will Because you know man, I had some questions and I know Joe was going to say something funny.
Speaker 1:That's why we love him on the show. It was oh man, I don't even know where I put my phone at now I don't even want to look for it. I'm going to have to wait until next week. I know, oh, is it Okay, here we go. I know we was talking about it was something about favorites and what. Okay, what's your favorite?
Speaker 1:thing on a woman Favorite thing on a woman other than the feet, cheeks, because you can't see her feet. So I'm just saying, like if you just see her, oh, just her face, yeah, like no, I'm just saying, if you just I mean, you can like her body or whatever, but I'm saying like, let's just say, she's wearing sneakers.
Speaker 2:Okay, so feet are out wearing sneakers, okay. And then you just be like, oh, feets are out of range Okay. Thighs.
Speaker 1:Thighs and hips. Okay, I'll say teeth. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2:I was going to say smile.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it's just like something about like nice, like a nice pretty smile.
Speaker 2:No, you know what? Okay, I'm going to say smile, because obviously thighs and hips Right, right, right Obviously. So, yeah, smile, but after that what?
Speaker 1:is it?
Speaker 2:Thighs and hips. Thighs and hips.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm going to change it one more time. Eyes.
Speaker 1:Okay so Eyes, okay so we can go. Teeth eyes, booty titties, jackpot. Teeth eyes, booty titties.
Speaker 2:Now I do have, Because titties you can buy titties you can buy titties, I mean, you can buy butt. Unfortunately, you can buy butt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't want that, we want the real. You ever felt some fake titties, fake booty.
Speaker 2:Uh-uh, I hope I haven't. I might have, but hey, it's been questionable.
Speaker 1:I have an account at work. This is funny, I have an account. I just found out. I went there today. Some dude had to cover it. A few weeks ago I was on vacation and when I went in there, it's like, oh, who came last time, or whatever. I was like, oh, you know, I gave him homeboy's name. It's like, oh, he was handsome. I was like, oh, okay, that's cool. And then I be like, be like, hey, but tell him I like bbls and I'm sitting up here. So she was showing me a picture right of her jaw. Uh, like, it wasn't like that. This, I guess, because he said something about it when I talked to him. He's like, yeah, man, I went to one of your accounts. He said the girl had her hair it was like wrapped up. She had her jaw operated on herself. So I guess she said she had the fat taken out of her now I never knew this.
Speaker 1:I just go in there, you know, yeah, how y'all doing and all that. But then I guess today her and one of the co-workers they was talking, they was talking about bbls and stuff and she was like, oh yeah, you know, I go down to mexico and I like like bbls and yes, yeah, and I'm just, I just wonder sometimes, like, when you get like these body enhancements, isn't it supposed to like, I guess like enhance your beauty, I'm assuming, supposed to or give you beauty, but to me, the people who get them, they're never going to be satisfied.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because the whole body dysmorphia thing. Somebody is always going to see a flaw within themselves, no matter what. Don't matter if they got the ideal body. It's always something that they're not going to like. It's always something the gym is the place full of the most un Damn I just lost the word Insecure the most insecure people. Oh, that's true.
Speaker 1:That is true, yeah, yeah. And then you sit up here and you think, and you see them in there and you be like man. You think, and you see them in there and you be like man. You know, you going to gym, you working out, you looking around, you sitting up here like man. They look nice, they look nice. They look nice. You know males, females, you know dudes. He put together she got a nice body and all this, just like what you said, is somewhere some insecurities in there, somewhere.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, you just sitting up here thinking like insecure and attention seeking everybody and I'm not singling nobody out when I say that, because yeah, the girls got the, uh, they got the workout pants that show every, every lip and how do you have the? Stitching in the booty, exactly. But dudes got the, got the damn, uh, the shirts with the nipples out and shit, oh yeah, so I'm.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know it's rare. The last two days, I days I've been in the gym. I had on not a tank top but like a, you know, the muscle hoop shirt. You know, normally I'm not Like the practice.
Speaker 2:jersey type shirt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just wear a T-shirt most of the time and just kind of be like you know whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, nick, this morning. Now you know I run hot, naturally, so I sweat for nothing, but this morning, nick, I sweat through my shirt. I had to take that shit off and wring it out.
Speaker 1:Damn really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was bad Nick, I was getting after it. Man Got a competition coming up, man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, I did squats this morning, me too. I was just like man. I tell you there's. Every time I sit up here and I go down, I'm like man. I am way too old to be sitting up here. But the only reason I sit up here is because I mean, I'm a slim dude anyway, so I'm just like I only squat. I hate them, but I only squat just because.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got to complete the ensemble. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:So I'm just like I'm giving myself 60 minutes. Man, this cat got the. Hey, I like that.
Speaker 2:That bar. Yeah, yeah, that bar is beautiful, it's very nice.
Speaker 1:You like it way better than just having it on your back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's super comfy. It's ridiculously comfortable.
Speaker 1:I remember we had one of them, like in man, I think, in college, maybe For real. Wait, let me see. Let me see exactly how it is.
Speaker 2:So the pad wraps around your shoulder.
Speaker 1:See, that's the thing. It didn't wrap around your shoulder.
Speaker 2:But it just came straight down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was just like that though. Yeah, yeah, see, yeah, no, it wasn't exactly like that. It was the one that was just kind of like the U yeah, yeah, yeah, you just get in there.
Speaker 2:That's there too. I'm not a real big fan of that bar, yeah, but it's good. Man how much this thing cost uh, the bar itself was like 225, oh really not bad at all.
Speaker 1:It's a 65 pound bar oh, 65 pounds, I would buy one, but then I don't, you know, I just go to the gym and you just have my little setup back here.
Speaker 2:I was like, oh, that'll be, but I was like yeah, Nick, I've been getting into golf lately too. Oh, you play golf, yeah, so Pop's birthday was February. I took him for his birthday. I took him to the golf course. Oh, your dad played golf yeah, he loves it Took him to the golf course and ever since then I've been kind of getting into it because he uh, when I was five or six and you know, every black dad who played golf wanted to turn their kid into the next tiger are y'all out there black?
Speaker 1:where's y'all at?
Speaker 2:by by the lighthouse um, whatever that you're talking about the thing where's that?
Speaker 1:is that top golf?
Speaker 2:nah, that's that's. It might be where the they're by El Mirage, right?
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah okay you can't get nowhere away from me.
Speaker 2:I'll be in the valley boy, that's good, I can just look up you, more well traveled than me.
Speaker 1:I can look up at the like at the corners or like wait, hold up. I think I seen this before. Yes, like wait let me look up at. I seen that cloud.
Speaker 2:It's a good time, man. That tree leaf looks really familiar, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's why, when I saw it, I was like hold on. Yeah, dude, that's the one thing I can tell you. Me and my pop went out probably what one time and we would have a golf outing like every year. I can tell you, the last time I played golf was 1996.
Speaker 2:Around the same time I did, and that was the last time I did, I will not touch man. Yeah, he did a good job of traumatizing me for at least 20 years.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know. No, mine should have been 30 years. Yours was what? 2006? No, no shit, Mine was 1996.
Speaker 2:Around then, around the time when Tiger was blowing up. Yeah, he took me out for 18 holes. No golf cart.
Speaker 1:No, me and my, I'm like, nah yeah, this is too much, mm-hmm, it's too. First off, it's too much walking, yeah. And then I know they be like oh, deals are made on a golf course and this and that. I'm like well, dude, we just can't FaceTime each other no more Like Like text.
Speaker 2:But you know what I did have a good time when I took him out for his birthday. It was fun, and he said that I actually didn't do as bad as he thought I was going to do for not playing for 25-plus years, did he?
Speaker 1:does he drink at all? No, okay, because I know some people you know they'll go, they'll have like a couple beers.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, it's like a whole.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like a whole. It's kind of like a yuppie type of thing. Yeah, like a social thing. I'm like man, I can't do it. I'm just I'll go hoop, I'll play putt-putt, I'll do putt-putt golf, is that?
Speaker 2:mini golf I do putt-putt golf.
Speaker 1:Is that mini golf? Yeah, I do the mini golf. I take out the little thing, the Tiger Woods at Westgate, the Pop Stroke.
Speaker 2:Man that all I haven't been to Westgate in a minute. Oh who? Oh, Maybe I shouldn't.
Speaker 1:That Pop Stroke is mini golf, but it's like a real golf course. So they got you know. Let's just say if this whole area, they just have it and it looks like you know a whole one. Yeah, they got the little sand traps, but it's mini.
Speaker 2:They got the whole shindig huh.
Speaker 1:But it's all just putt-putt and I think, if I'm not mistaken, I think they have the way they did. It is nice, because I I'm thinking it's like 36 holes. I was over there the other day. Damn so, they got two different courses. They even have leagues.
Speaker 2:Oh so 18 and 18. I thought it was 36 straight.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no it's 18, it's 18 and 18, but I think it's like two separate. But you know, when you're looking at it, it all looks like one big thing, but yeah, ain't no way I know. When I passed by there the other day, it was packed Now?
Speaker 2:is that the if you're driving into Westgate heading south?
Speaker 1:It's on the left, it's on the left-hand side, okay so that is that big, like the outlet mall. Yeah, you got the outlets, the outlet is on the right, then to the left, then to the left. You can't miss it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that place is always packed that pops you like. That and the chicken and pickle. Yeah, have you ever played pickleball? I haven't played pickleball, Duh See, though with my knee, like I'm kind of I'm still iffy about lateral movements.
Speaker 1:Okay. So yeah, because you know, a lot of the old people play it. Yeah, my mom played it, it's all right, mm-hmm. Me and Chris went and played, and me and Steve Okay yeah, I got a little spot right here on Bell Road that they let me come in there and let me, you know, play. I was like, oh it's all right, man, I've never played outside. I see people playing outside.
Speaker 2:Oh, your spot is indoor.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it's indoor.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, I bet they clean up in the summertime, sheesh.
Speaker 1:And they clean up period. Yeah, because the pickleball is, because it's always packed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when did pickleball like start taking off?
Speaker 1:It had to have been what within the last year, two years, I don't know, but I'm going to tell you this Y'all, I'm just going to say y'all are always trying to invent something that we won't master. But as soon as we, if we really really wanted to take over, we take over pickleball too, Ping pong, but full court tennis. Like you know, they have court. Happiest hell is this basketball draft is coming up. Oh, is it? A lot of them in it?
Speaker 2:The number one pick oh.
Speaker 1:But anyway, back to movies. I got one, oh hell.
Speaker 2:What you got. It's called the Woman in the Yard. I saw that. What'd you think Did you watch? It's called the woman in the yard. I saw that. What'd you think did you watch it? Yeah, yeah, and let me, let me tell you so that movie was fantastic.
Speaker 1:It was crazy enough. It was eerie. You got it, though, right. Yeah, you knew who the woman in the yard was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, now it took me a minute. Okay, there was a couple, a couple scenes where I'm like wait what? Yeah, yeah. Like the spoiler free, but it made sense, huh yeah yeah, I was like Like that scene.
Speaker 1:Why are you messing with her? I'm sitting up here like what in the hell? So here's my thing. So of any family you can pick, I know they're in a rural town. This ain't no spoiler right here. This is just basic Of any rural town or country town. You chose this family to sit in their front yard and just chill. So now let me tell you this. I'm looking, go out here. I got a little front yard and there's a woman in the yard sitting there. I'm out this back door over that fence, running down.
Speaker 2:Happy Valley, yeah, not even giving it a second of thought.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying nothing. That's spooky as hell. I'm out of here and I might just go ahead and keep running until I make it to the police station. Maybe about two, about two three miles maybe. No, the little police station that's over here.
Speaker 2:Oh, I didn't know, it was a police station On 35th and Pinnacle Peak.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, yeah, a little annex Gotcha. I'll run right over there and be like, hey, listen, let me tell you. I know y'all gonna think I'm crazy, but there's a woman in my yard and what she's wearing look like she came from a funeral.
Speaker 2:Right, and you can't see her face. You don't see nothing. So crazy story, crazy enough. Now you remember when we went to Vegas and we saw it.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:And you told, and I told you that I used to write poetry. I'm a you know a little bit of a writer. Right right After seeing it the remake I started writing a screenplay. Oh really, yeah, a scary movie, mm-hmm, oh hell. And now the phone. I was writing it on my phone on an app and the phone has since been destroyed. I broke it accidentally and whatever. So I'm not trying to take any responsibility for this movie, Right right.
Speaker 2:But this movie was kind of what my screenplay was about. Oh really, yeah. When I was sitting there watching it and everything finally clicked nigga, I got chills and I damn near got emotional. I was like damn Shit they might have your phone. This was my movie, this was my screenplay. Hey, yo y'all go check out the Woman in the Yard that was good. I liked it. Yeah, woman in the Yard. I've been trying to get my mom and my sister to watch it, but you know, black folks don't.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, and scary movies and all that. They not doing it, but once they go see it, they'll get it. They'll get it.
Speaker 2:They'll get it. Yeah, they will get it.
Speaker 1:Like, like I'm really put, I've never pushed anything on anybody, like I've been really pushing this movie especially, especially, cause that's cause.
Speaker 2:That was one of the things that I was in my screenplay was that's why I was sitting there.
Speaker 1:Come on, I swear to god, I thought it was what Jordan Peele, and I know it was Jordan Peele-ish. As far as I know it was Jordan Peele-ish. Yeah, as far as you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think that was Homeboy or the Person's very first movie, Was it? I think so. I think I saw the directorial debut when I looked at an article or something.
Speaker 1:Hey, shout out to them.
Speaker 2:Shout out to them for real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, go see Woman in the Yard. I saw Working man.
Speaker 2:Funny enough, when we were going to see when I was going to see Woman in the Yard, there was an older man who went into the bathroom, coming out of the working man and I was like what'd you think he was, like you know, typical Jason Statham new movie and. I don't care right, no, I love Jason Statham. The movies next one.
Speaker 1:I'll still watch all the transporters. You see the beekeeper. I saw the beekeeper. I'll go see. Remember Parker when he was with J ain't that when he was with J-Lo? I think it was called Parker, I think it was Jason.
Speaker 2:Statham and J-Lo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I never saw Parker. Did you ever see there's another beautiful woman that's-.
Speaker 1:Oh, timeless man Did you ever see Shout out to J-Lo man. Did you ever see what is?
Speaker 2:it called Wrath of man. Him and Guy Pearce Yup Saw that too.
Speaker 1:Hey, jason Statham is like my Bruce Lee, my today's Bruce Lee. I don't have Bruce Lee's no more, so I got to watch somebody. I love karate movies. You will never get tired of Jason Statham, any fight movie I call a karate movie.
Speaker 2:One cat could get punched. A karate movie.
Speaker 1:Hey, I mean that's One cat could get punched in the jaw. Oh, it's a karate movie, you going to see that.
Speaker 2:I think it's called Novocaine.
Speaker 1:I have not seen that. I do want to see it. Man, it's been out for like three weeks. Oh shit really. They say it's good. Wow, they say that's real good. Huh, that's real good. Huh. You know what? I'm not going to see that Because, hey, well, let me see. Hell of a Summer is out, is it? That's like a slasher Nova, king.
Speaker 2:Damn, it's been out for a month, yo Nova King. Wow, I'm slacking Y'all. I apologize. My brain isn't working today. Training really took it out of me. Words have not been very good all day. Shout out to the gym though.
Speaker 1:You said it's been out a month. Huh.
Speaker 2:March 14th and shout out to what's his name Jack.
Speaker 1:Quaid. Is that Dennis Quaid's son or something? Once I see a name, like in Hollywood, I just assume yeah actually Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Meg Ryan Ooh.
Speaker 1:So the dude, so the Novocaine dude, is Dennis Quaid's son. Uh-huh, Damn what happened.
Speaker 2:Oh, she messed her face up.
Speaker 1:Huh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's not even the what you call it face, it's just choppy.
Speaker 1:Wait, is she?
Speaker 2:in Novocaine, mm-hmm. She's also in Prey. They're coming out with another Prey. Oh really, yep, sequel. Oh wait, hold on. Oh, apparently they're doing a whole what you call it Trilogy for the Prey movies and she's gonna be in the sequel. I think somebody else is gonna be in the third one and I'm looking forward to them very much so, cause that was like a shock movie that has good replay value. So y'all go check out Prey. It's on Hulu, actually it might be somewhere else, but go check it out.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to think what else you know, sherrod and them, usually be talking about. Like the series, all I talk about is SWAT, and I talk about SWAT and Abbott Elementary. I'll be letting them pile up a little bit so I can. Oh, I got seasons.
Speaker 2:Yeah, have something to watch. I got seasons worth of Abbott Elementary to get caught up on.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to think what else did Hold on? Let me see, I know. I know it's something else. I know it's something else I know, it's something else. I said what I said one hell of a summer. I think it's just called hell of a summer, yeah.
Speaker 1:When is that coming out? Death of a unicorn, I think, hell of a summer. Oh, minecraft, that's a video game, right? Yeah, yeah, minecraft, that's a video game, right? Yeah, yeah, minecraft. Hey, see, here's one. It says Until Dawn. What is that about? Is that a vampire movie or like zombies?
Speaker 2:No, I think that's kind of like a slasher meets Groundhog Day.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, I love the scary movies.
Speaker 2:They go into that house, right, and then someone kills them.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that comes out the 25th of this month.
Speaker 1:So until dawn does yep yep okay I'm sitting here, you know I'll be sitting here, I'll be giving y'all wrong information. I'll be talking about these movies. They pop up on my little app and then I just tell you about it. And then, after I realized I'm like, oh, that does say coming soon, I didn't even look at the date. I just see a time pop up and yeah, that until dawn boy.
Speaker 2:Yep, so Helluva Summer is oh yeah, it's out now, because it yep, it got. Nah, it's not. So you looking at the 2023, or whatever, no, no, well, Hell of a Summer.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, it is out. See the show times. Huh Say today, and yeah. The internet is misleading me. Yeah, so Minecraft. Hell of a Summer. Woman in the Yard, the Fran Go see. Woman in the Yard, a Working man and A Working man. Oh, and then Alto Kings.
Speaker 2:Alto Kings.
Speaker 1:I think that's Robert De Niro.
Speaker 2:Oh yes, he played two different characters. I saw that he was in something else.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he played two different characters but he's the same, he's like the same. Uh, like I mean, because I'm thinking he's playing two different characters but it's a twin. Oh okay, no, he's not even a twin, he's just like two different, two different dudes, I don't know. Let me see what else. Uh, yeah, yeah, I think that's it, as y'all was. Oh, you know what? Black bag? That movie is good. What's that? Go see black bag. They're all see. I'm telling y'all, I go to the movies for y'all. Y'all, push me to go to the movies so I can have something to talk about. I was gonna see this. I was gonna see this. That's a good movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wanted to see this and from I got some free movie passes, so I will be going. So I will be going, hey, why not? So I can catch up. That's why I need to go see Novocaine. I was like, oh, you know what, why not? Let me see what else we got. Y'all already said Death of a Unicorn, snow White. I heard Snow White wasn't doing so. Well, no, they tried to change the whole thing up. Hey know, I keep saying this heart eyes. I said it before. Go see it, man, go see heart eyes.
Speaker 2:Go see it, that's, that's good. I'm pretty sure it's on some sort of streamer by now and love hurts.
Speaker 1:I'm still talking about that too.
Speaker 2:Go see, I might I might let that one go man.
Speaker 1:How was Marshawn?
Speaker 2:in it.
Speaker 1:Great, he is fantastic. He deserves an Oscar. Shout out to Beast Mode. Shout out to Beast Mode. That's all my movie recommendations, until we meet y'all next week or the week after. Same bat time, same what they say, same bat station or channel.
Speaker 2:yeah, that'll work all right. Y'all, don't forget to uh tip your bartenders.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hey I got something to say if I don't see you here, I'll see you there. There you go, holla peace.