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The Nobody's Talking gang is back together again, and they're making up for lost time with an episode that careens wildly through everyday absurdities, hypothetical scenarios, and hilariously explicit confessions.
Things kick off with a surprisingly passionate debate about pedestrian rights-of-way at intersections. What starts as a simple question about traffic laws evolves into a heated exchange revealing how differently we all navigate these everyday encounters. The crew pulls no punches sharing their strategies for dealing with slow-walking pedestrians, from patience to calculated risk-taking that might technically violate the law.
When the conversation shifts to what they'd do if they won the lottery, their answers expose deeper truths about trust, relationships, and privacy. While some would tell family members first, others claim they'd keep their winnings secret—even as lottery tickets jump from $2 to $5, pricing some players out entirely. The hypothetical scenario creates a window into each host's worldview and priorities.
The episode takes several hilarious detours, including an unexpectedly detailed breakdown of strip club dining recommendations, personal walkout song selections for boxing matches, and a semantic debate distinguishing between "titties" and "tits" that somehow manages to be both crude and linguistically nuanced. These raw, unfiltered conversations reveal the authentic chemistry that makes Nobody's Talking feel like eavesdropping on friends who have abandoned all pretense.
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Here we go. All right, all right, all right, there's more than two of us today. Amen, full house. Huh, yeah, last couple shows. Yeah, mine is Jess. One-on-one sessions. One Last couple shows yeah, mine is Jess. One-on-one sessions. One-on-one. We've been having therapy.
Speaker 2Mano y mano. Y'all been looking at each other's eyes.
Speaker 1We ready to sign up for your therapy session, your one-on-one therapy session.
Speaker 3I don't need to pay nobody to tell me how fucked up.
Speaker 1I am no, you ain't paying.
Speaker 3This is for the people, oh it's free, it's the money world I'm lining up for the free, it's been, it's been me and charade, then me and christian, I mean, unless you want to pay me, no, no, no, I don't pay.
Speaker 1Okay. Anyway, welcome to the nobody's talking podcast. We got crew back. I know y'all happy. Y'all probably got tired of me telling my stories About Michael Jordan, Larry Bird and magic.
Speaker 2I want to see you do that, joe. I want to see if you can Go ahead, take a hit.
Speaker 1Take a hit Welcome to the Orange Pineapple.
Speaker 2Blast Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3Stealth Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 2That's the challenge. I want to see if he can do it stealthily.
Speaker 1Hey, we can do everything on here, dog, Damn it. Joe is drinking a cactus cooler. Not sponsored by the way, don't pay us.
Speaker 2Welcome. Until you pay us, until the.
Speaker 1Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here with a full crew.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, it's surprisingly pretty good. You said you feel good. I said it's surprisingly pretty good. I don't know how to call it.
Speaker 1Anyway, I'm your boy, bosco, just add a shot To my left. It's probably pretty good, I call it. And anyway, this is, I'm your boy, bosco, just add a shot to my left.
Speaker 2It's broad, try my left this be the one they call Christian sitting to my left might be.
Speaker 3Hey, it's one and only Alabama, joe baby, that motherfucking man, that nigga. That's right, I'm a field nigga. Oh, you already know I am Hands and knees Ashy, my name is To my left hey.
Speaker 1Superman Is in the building.
Speaker 2It's okay. It's okay, it's for everybody.
Speaker 1That's all right, it's for everybody. That's for you, joe. I had't tripping on that. That's for you, joe.
Speaker 3I had a motherfucker, tell me why you come up here and you ain't put no lotion on. I said why can't I be a nigga just protect you? Why I got to be a nigga, all lotion up and soft and shit.
Speaker 1You don't like being lubricated. You don't like being moist. I like when my legs are like shiny. Nah, I'm good, like, I like being looking like a Hershey bar.
Speaker 3My hands are kind of rough, but they can be gentle also. You know what I mean, okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, Gentle, like you know.
Speaker 3Like I can smack a chick butt when I take drawing blood, I could scratch her back with the same time.
Speaker 1Oh man have you ever had a chick, tell you your hands were too rough.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1And what do you do when you oh, I got lube for that, bro, oh yeah.
Speaker 3I ain't that, I ain't that motherfucking cruel.
Speaker 1You just.
Speaker 3You know You're saying like I'm cruel.
Speaker 1No, I'm just asking you put two in there one Shit.
Speaker 3I go for broke when I'm down there. I'm going to shock her baby.
Speaker 2Two on the pink, one on the stink. Damn right the shocker, scrape the shock.
Speaker 3I'm going to shock her baby, two on the pink, one on the stink. Damn right, the shocker Scrape, yeah, the shocker baby.
Speaker 1Or either that or the pinhole hook. See, we can talk a little crazy, because you know we don't have the pinhole hook.
Speaker 3Yeah, explain that one, that's that thumb right there, baby, that thumb it in. Then you just palm it and then you just drag on across the bed. Once you lock it down, you can't go nowhere. She got too much booty for that. Ain't no such thing. Ain't no such thing, you don't need it.
Speaker 2If you can just grab the booty and pull it, I don't know who you be messing with.
Speaker 3I ain't never motherfucking.
Speaker 2Ladies and gentlemen, I didn't start this. This wasn't me.
Speaker 3I ain't never motherfucking, had too much booty.
Speaker 2I'm just saying Ever you put that thumb in there.
Speaker 1What's life to you? The biggest chick you ever been with, oh.
Speaker 3Jesus Amen Damn.
Speaker 1I ain't say who. I ain't say who, I just say it like Well, I used to drink a lot back then, Dave.
Speaker 3I don't drink as much as I used to Give me a number. Okay, I can't give you a number, I can give you a description.
Speaker 2I woke up on bunk beds.
Speaker 3Hey, whatever that mean, that's what I'm saying. I thought I was on bunk beds On the top bunk.
Speaker 2Taking it back a couple weeks. Y'all's conversation, so she was pushing about three, no about two something Got to be two, something to do something 275. She was more than two. Something Got to be two something to do something, 275.
Speaker 3She was more than two, something 298. She's my stuff, buck Beds.
Speaker 2Buck Beds is at least three plus hey, taking it back to y'all's statistics talk a couple weeks ago, how many shots do we think this man has drank?
Speaker 3Oh, I ain't take no shots today.
Speaker 1Oh, when we was talking about like lifetime. Yeah, yeah yeah, oh hey. How many liters of, or how many gallons of alcohol you think you drank in your lifetime?
Speaker 3Wow being, since I started when I was like seven.
Speaker 2That's a lot of alcohol.
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Speaker 3That's a lot bro, I think I drank my first half a gallon when I was like eight, eight, yeah, how you get a hold of that?
Speaker 1because he a field. That's how you got a hold of it. My mom was a bootlegger bro damn canadian miss.
Speaker 3Never get that. I think I it all over myself. I think I shitted all over myself. I'm serious, though.
Speaker 1Yeah, cause who was that was me and Sherrod, but the thing is, though, you learn.
Speaker 3You know, I kinda learn my limits. Yeah, you learn what you can handle, right yeah. I ain't doing that shit, no more. I'm gonna stop at a half a half a gallon.
Speaker 1So hey, so do you think like total from we were going?
Speaker 3It's unimaginable.
Speaker 1I don't know if you heard the show. Basically all we did just to kind of recap, since we got y'all here, we were just saying because I was listening to Johnny's house and somebody had brought up the question of what would you want to know? Let's just say, when you expire, what life stat would you want, like how many miles have I driven in my lifetime, or how?
Speaker 3many steps have I walked.
Speaker 1So me and Sherrod said we would just wonder like how many points like in any competitive basketball game If you're playing 101, 21, a league high school, besides just shooting around, so we were sitting up here thinking like well, I know, we got to be over 20,000. If you start playing when you were a little kid and you still play now, so let's just say, last week if you played you made a few buckets Obviously we going Twos and thirties I mean I'm sure you left up out of there.
Speaker 1You maybe had like at least Fifteen.
Speaker 3Fifteen points total. That, right there, is measurable, but I ain't no way I can measure how many shots I'm taking.
Speaker 1That's just like trying to measure how many gallons. That's why I say gallons, how many gallons?
Speaker 3It's not even measurable, bro.
Speaker 1Over 100 gallons.
Speaker 2Probably Way more than that.
Speaker 3Probably.
Speaker 2Yeah. You know, you figure a gallon, a jug right.
Speaker 3I mean Like I started Drinking, like 500 gallons when I was about 7.
Speaker 2Go ahead. I'm sure I was about 7 this man's Alcohol consumption Could probably fill up Modestly 10 747s.
Speaker 3That could be true.
Speaker 1Hey you, a bad boy.
Speaker 3That's just what I can remember.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2I'm just saying, that's just what I can remember.
Speaker 3It's just like okay me, if I wanted the measurement, I would want to be like Wilt.
Speaker 1Like the ladies yeah, see, we ain't want to bring that. Like the ladies yeah, I see we ain't want to bring that up.
Speaker 3I know, but I ain't got no choice because y'all are going to make me seem like a down trotting alcoholic no.
Speaker 1But I'm not a down trotting alcoholic.
Speaker 3I used to be a ladies man, but I drank a little bit too much. But anyway, you know.
Speaker 2And I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1When and I'll be honest with you. When I heard about Will, you're just gonna say the only lady you've been with Is your ex-wife. That's true.
Speaker 3There we go right there, we're gonna leave it at that. That's the only lady I've been with.
Speaker 2The rest of them hoes Off of the word. Lady, that's exactly. You took the words Right out of my mouth.
Speaker 3Y'all need to quit Right out of my mouth. How?
Speaker 2many hoes you been with.
Speaker 3That's the only one I ever met that was sober Ah good Lord hey all right, that is you, a drunk nigga.
Speaker 1Y'all know. When we started I was like I want to talk about the traffic, right?
Speaker 3Okay, let's do the traffic.
Speaker 1I have a couple questions. What are the laws? Y'all know how our streets are wide or whatever right. What are the laws if someone is crossing, is coming towards you and you're making a right turn. Making a right turn.
Speaker 3Yeah, at an intersection.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm saying they're on the other side of the street they're making a left.
Speaker 3You're making a right.
Speaker 1I'm saying the light changed for you to turn, I know, but they're making a left, you're making a right. No, no, they're walking.
Speaker 3They're in the crosswalk. Oh, okay, they're on the other side of the street, the, you can't move, no matter what fuck they at, if your light is green and they coming across right here, then you can't move.
Speaker 2You can't move, no, no you can't move until technically you
Speaker 3can't move until they get out of the crosswalk, out of the intersection, see I done, heard different.
Speaker 2I heard. As long as they're not within the vicinity. You talking about California law. I'm telling you right now I got it within the vicinity.
Speaker 3You talking about California law, this Arizona law.
Speaker 2I got it on good authority, somebody who's lived here longer than all of us combined.
Speaker 3I got it on good authority. Who got a fucking ticket? You beat your motherfucking ass and that motherfucker stepped inside that crosswalk. You cannot turn. Watch me.
Speaker 1I turn, I do it. They're coming across. You're trying to beat them. In other words you, I do it. Okay, they're coming across. They're way on the other side of the You're trying to beat them. In other words right, you can't do that, but dude they're.
Speaker 3They have the right of way.
Speaker 1That's illegal you cannot do that For the pedestrian? Hey, it's only illegal if you get caught. It's not a side street.
Speaker 3Why you even ask the question.
Speaker 2Why you even ask the question. I didn't ask the question.
Speaker 1Hey, you got to cross one, two, three lanes, four, five, were they?
Speaker 3running. Did they run across? No, it was just and, by the way, it was just basic no.
Speaker 1Basically, I'm bringing this up, it's $350. I want to know why the car in front of me don't just turn they on the other side of the street, because they can't. They ain't even got to us yet, they can't.
Speaker 2The pedestrian has a right of way. I'm with you on that.
Speaker 3I'm going.
Speaker 1Nigga, they ain't got the right of way. If they way on the other side of the street, if they in the crosswalk, if you say walk, it says walk. Now I can see if they on our side.
Speaker 2They ain't even got to say walk, but they also need to make sure that they take caution when crossing.
Speaker 3Okay, hit one of them then no.
Speaker 2if you hit one of them, no, yeah, you going to jail.
Speaker 3Then you tell the motherfucker say hey, the nigga didn't have the right of way.
Speaker 1Hey, I saw somebody at 51st and Union Hills today right in front of Deer Valley High School. Green light going south Dude crossing the street. I just closed my eyes. Obviously, people stop. But I was like why would you cross the street?
Speaker 2The light is green, so they're coming from the opposite side, if they're past the halfway point. No, if they're past the halfway point, but if they're just getting onto the crosswalk. I'm turning, listen.
Speaker 1I'm talking about the light just changed.
Speaker 2You can Google it if you want to. Now on the other side of the sidewalk. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1Once that motherfucker I'm turning. Once that motherfucker.
Speaker 2Foot Sounds like you in a rush Once that motherfucker, that's what it sounds like, sounds like you in a rush Nah.
Speaker 1I'm not gonna sit there and watch. The light just changed.
Speaker 3But once that motherfucker foot, you can't move.
Speaker 1Why so you're telling me you wait. Do you wait for every single person that's on the other side of the street?
Speaker 3I don't give a shit about them. Exactly. I'm just telling you the law.
Speaker 2I've had a police behind me. Oh, no, listen.
Speaker 1And they've crossed and I've turned. Listen, I do it all the time.
Speaker 3You must have a special license plate.
Speaker 1No, the cop was just behind me. That I do it all the time. You must have a special license plate. No, the cop was just behind me. That's what made me ask. He's a mason.
Speaker 3That's what made me ask. He's a mason. So the cop looked at me and listen.
Speaker 1I've been behind a cop. The light had changed. You're on, exactly I'm like well he went, I'm going right.
Speaker 3As long as he ain't past that halfway point you can try to fight it in court and say you turn within reasonable prudence.
Speaker 2So you think they're going to pull me over if he's all the way on the other?
Speaker 3side On the other side, if he's still in the crosswalk.
Speaker 2I bet you 99 out of 100 cops won't pull you over. Well, if he's riding a skateboard, if he's riding a skateboard, I'm not going. If he's mobile, I'm not going.
Speaker 1I'm not going. If he's mobile, I'm not going. I'm going at their pace, like if it's grandma, grandma you got it, grandma, with a walker, so technically I'm going Hell yeah, grandma taking too long.
Speaker 2You ain't supposed to be on a skateboard. You supposed to walk your bike across.
Speaker 1And you ain't supposed to have no walker. Exactly.
Speaker 3And you supposed to be waiting for them to cross.
Speaker 1Lift for them to cross. Lift your walker up. Okay, hey, I guarantee I've logged more miles than we could combine everybody.
Speaker 2So, steve, you waiting until he come all the way across. You waiting, no.
Speaker 1I'm not waiting. No, exactly, okay. No, I'm not waiting.
Speaker 2I was just saying he asked me what the law was.
Speaker 1Man, nobody's waiting. No, Nobody's waiting. Listen, I was behind a cop. Same scenario Light turn. They started to walk across cop. Now, remember we're not talking about a side street. I'm talking about Bell. Road yeah a major cross street.
Speaker 2I know what you mean.
Speaker 3What if they came?
Speaker 2out with a sign. They were trying to get you attention. No, turn on red or something.
Speaker 3No, they came up with a joke we'll work for food.
Speaker 2Hell, no, I'm turning. Yeah, I'm turning. Most of these cops don't really know the law themselves too. Nah, especially if they right there now. If it's the other way around, they right there and you about to turn no, yeah, exactly, man, I'm turning. Especially if they right there Now.
Speaker 1If it's the other way around they right there and you about to turn no exactly If it's coming from the other side yeah man, I'm turning they sitting up there. Or especially if they just moseying along looking on their phone, I'm like, come on, you ain't even trying to hustle.
Speaker 2Nope.
Speaker 3I always try to make eye contact.
Speaker 2If I'm in a crossroad, I make sure I see you and you see me, because I ain't trying to go out like Eli. Oh, my God Damn. Rest in peace, all right. Subject change now. Who the hell is Eli?
Speaker 1Man, what else we got to talk about?
Speaker 2I'm with Jonas. Who is Eli? No, our old homie, our old guy. He got ran over at 28th Avenue in Thunderbird.
Speaker 1He used to come to the gym all the time. Remember old man Eli, the old black guy. Oh yeah, he got killed at In a crosswalk, damn. With his bags of groceries. How old was he? 93? 93. How you going to live 93 good years and then good year and then get hit by a damn car Legally?
Speaker 3Right, illegally, illegally, he was in the crosswalk. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He was in the crosswalk, ain't that?
Speaker 1a damn shame. You know why?
Speaker 3Because, there's people like him. Exactly, he wanted to go, he was over there. You gotta wait. Did you just say he was gonna?
Speaker 1go. Hey, rob, I'm going too. We all going. I'm going. Hey, no listen, I'm not going to even say I'm going, I go.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Present tense.
Speaker 2I'm going and I'm going Throw yourself on the mercy of the court. More than a story, pedestrians have some common damn sense, true Hustle.
Speaker 3Yeah, Hurry up. Grandma Just hustle, Because you know, like when he started to crawl, that light ain't going to be long enough.
Speaker 1Hey them, Hot Wheels. Be scaring me though, Hot Wheels.
Speaker 3Yeah, the little scooters, yeah them. Things be fast, dog. I've been listening too much to Jasmine Crust Hot Wheels. I thought you were talking about wheelchairs, my bad.
Speaker 2Technically, you ain't supposed to be on a scooter in a crosswalk. No, you're not. You're supposed to be on a side of the road, you're supposed to walk.
Speaker 1What if they can't walk? Though that's crosswalk.
Speaker 3But that still don't justify you hitting them, though. No, it don't. Oh, I hit him, but he was on a fucking scooter.
Speaker 1What if you just bump him, bump them just to make their batteries stop a little bit? You still can't hit them, though Boom and be like hey, I only did that, and it died in the crosswalk. No, I mean the wheelchair. It just died after you bumped it.
Speaker 3Yeah, exactly Boom. Now you got to push this motherfucker all the way home.
Speaker 1And be like hey, no, I just wanted you to.
Speaker 3You just killed my wheelchair. You got to push them all the way home.
Speaker 2Drag, I'm going to call my.
Speaker 3Uber. They ain't going to be able to get it in the car, you're going to have to get them a like what are them big ones? Xl.
Speaker 1Are they XL Ubers? Yeah, anybody ever been, you've been in an XL Uber, haven't you? Or Uber, I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 2It was free.
Speaker 1We asked you if've been in one.
Speaker 3You've been in one, but it was.
Speaker 2Hey, it wasn't like it wasn't free shit.
Speaker 3No, no, for real. So I've been playing a long time straight up.
Speaker 2So I was in california once and I ordered an uber and a mercedes pulled up. I said I didn't pay for this is that uber? Black. I think mercedes probably considered Uber Black, but he's like no, I'm just taking rides right now. So he had downgraded his to just regular Uber.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, so he can get that cash. Yeah, yeah, it was a nice Mercedes, like a big body, not a big body, it was like a I'm tired of you getting shit for free.
Speaker 3I want some free shit, gotta, I want some free shit, gotta hang out with him more.
Speaker 2I got some animosity, you get a free coochie Gotta hang out with him more. Nah, I ain't never had no free coochie.
Speaker 3Coochie ain't never free. Coochie ain't never been free man, I'm old, I gotta pay bro.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, even if you ain't paying.
Speaker 1Pay with you what you paying.
Speaker 3Yeah, you can fight it. You can tell the motherfucking seven you be the old nigga in the club, think you got game. You still going to have to fucking pay.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 3You might as well just go and take the money out of the pocket and say, look, just tell me exactly how much I got to pay. Hey, how much you going to call me Because I ain't going to be with five, ten minutes, and then you're going to do the fuck you got and do the fuck you gotta do the rest of the night. Hey, dude, you go right there. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1Speaking like a true champion.
Speaker 3right there I'm serious though I've been like this shit. You got 23 hours and 55 minutes dude the fuck you want.
Speaker 1After this he said 23 hours, she can go make some more money. Look he counting his money right here. Yeah, man, I just throw it on the nightstand. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3I just throw it on the nightstand. What you need, girl, what?
Speaker 2you need hey see what you got to look for. I only count by one that's it.
Speaker 3Hey, I'm here for you. I'm here for you. I'm an old school boy, I stick it in the brazil Shit Like is Is that enough for you? I'm old school? We stick it in the brazil, bro. There you go. There you go, girl, you're right on in there. There you go, right next to the butcher.
Speaker 1now, that's funny. Hey that ain't for me, is it? That ain't for me, is it? Hey, it's been a minute since we all been here, huh.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Hell yeah.
Speaker 3Hey but really though, though, what the hell is uber? Black, it's just upgraded yeah, it's just upgraded like the fancy cars.
Boxing Walkout Songs
Speaker 2Yeah, so you call it why they call it uber black, because it's just fancy yeah, just to let them know, to differentiate from regular uber, uber xl would be considered something like like a big suv suv so like uber black is like, just like fancy cars so that's all so.
Speaker 3I go pick them up in my say these black.
Speaker 2Oh, you're laying over a Tesla's.
Speaker 1That's uber, that's uber black, ain't it? Yes, I think certain models are. Yeah, teslas are Uber Black. Probably not the.
Speaker 2Model 3 or whatever. But yeah, I should do.
Speaker 3Uber. I should drive Uber. You should Put me a cooler.
Speaker 1Get some free coochie then.
Speaker 3Hey, if.
Speaker 1I was you, I'd take them in a white one.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Put them in a white one. Yeah, put that cooler on the back right there.
Speaker 1Yeah, and be like, hey, have it full of beer, then you pick them up next week. Then they be like oh shoot.
Speaker 2We call you next week too, you flossing on them. You got to play the Stone Cold Steve Austin, though with the beer.
Speaker 3Oh, come on, oh, come on, oh yeah, let the bodies hit the floor.
Speaker 2No, no, no, no, no, no. The original the walkout song with the glass breaking and everything.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2That's not it. Yeah, it is. Let me play this. Hold on, I haven't played.
Speaker 1I mean.
Speaker 2I haven't walked.
Speaker 1Well.
Speaker 3I have seen the.
Speaker 1Rock and Steve Austin, but I don't know their.
Speaker 3I thought there was let the, I don't know.
Speaker 2Does it have lyrics?
Speaker 3to it.
Speaker 2It just has the glass breaking.
Speaker 3Yeah, the glass breaking. That's a classic Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Speaker 2I think it's yeah, just a Uh-oh, here we go. Yeah, that's enough. I don't want to get sued, that's that Stone Cold.
Speaker 1That's enough. I don't want to get sued. That's that Stone Cold. That's his walkout.
Speaker 2Yeah, hey, what would be your walkout if you was a baseball player. The Stone.
Speaker 1Cold, you would do the Stone Cold. Hell yeah, what you got.
Speaker 3Rod, can you look up any song on there?
Speaker 2Oh man, you know, I used to dream about the song Rick Ross Hustlin'.
Speaker 3It's Friday.
Speaker 2Every time, but that would be my walkout song. Every day I'm hustlin', hustlin' oh okay, yeah. I used to want that to play every time I opened my door in my car.
Speaker 1Yeah, if I had to set it up like every day I'm hustling and hustling what you got, Steve she, you already know Mine going to be.
Speaker 2I beat the pussy up. You know you can't have that as a walkout song.
Speaker 1As my walkout song dude, I'm going to have to bat just like this so he probably got to be like I beat it, beat it up. Oh my goodness, beat the clean burst. If I was there All the white girls are going to know what I'm talking about. Oh, my Lord, where the white women at? What would yours be, bosco? Atomic Dog? Okay, atomic Dog, george Clinton, joe.
Speaker 3What If I was a wrestler? No, just your baseball walkout.
Speaker 1Yeah, your baseball walkout song.
Speaker 3Oh baseball.
Speaker 1You can imagine, because you done played softball now.
Speaker 3Yeah, I played softball man. What would be my walkout song?
Speaker 1I tell you I got Atomic Dog. He got Beat it, Beat it Up, he gonna beat the pussy up.
Speaker 3What was yours? Every Day I'm Hustling yeah.
Speaker 1Hustling. He got Stone Cold. I don't know. You probably put on some blues, huh, what's the two cents? No, it'll be tiptoe, tiptoe.
Speaker 3Tiptoe.
Speaker 1I thought it was about to say tip drill.
Speaker 3Tiptoe, hit that tiptoe.
Speaker 2Would that be your boxing walkout song too?
Speaker 1Oh, my boxing walkout song would be man.
Speaker 3Tyrone Davis. Let me see.
Speaker 1That's a good one right there.
Speaker 2My class is always mystical man right there.
Speaker 3That's my walkout song. Right there, baby, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Just let me.
Speaker 3Yeah, you got to hit it, guys, let me tiptoe, I can't get sued. In your bedroom.
Speaker 2That is funny. What's your boxing walkout song?
Speaker 1Boxing.
Speaker 2Something that hypes me up.
Speaker 1I got one Outstanding Gap man. Outstanding Gapman.
Speaker 2Outstanding man. Yeah, I can see that. How about yours For boxing? Come back to me.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm going outstanding For boxing, for boxing.
Speaker 2Wow, what's yours, alabama?
Speaker 3Like I said LL Cool J, Mama said knock you out.
Speaker 1Oh, that's a good one you can't go wrong with that one One and only Christian.
Speaker 2Or I'm going to go with Manish Boy.
Speaker 1Manish Boy, oh, that's nice, that's.
Speaker 2Muddy Waters right there.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1Huh, what did Steve you give, give yours.
Speaker 2I'm about to go Renegade Jay Z, jay Z and Eminem. Yeah, eminem and Jay Z, oh yeah, you can't go wrong, renegade.
Speaker 1They should get me going. They should get me hyped, yeah like I said, mine is Mystical.
Speaker 3Man Right Chip man oh, what a good one. What's that?
Speaker 1Paris one, kanye West oh yeah, that's niggas in Paris won Kanye West oh yeah.
Speaker 2Niggas in Paris.
Speaker 1Niggas in Paris, or you know what else. Champion, do you realize? Yeah, dun, dun dun, I come out. Hey, I'm telling y'all.
Speaker 3Remember oh, you're going to come out to Mystical.
Speaker 1He's coming out to Mystical. That was Kanye.
Speaker 3West.
Speaker 1It was Kanye West with a few people. Hey, remember.
Speaker 2I'm going to go with Kanye. All Falls Down.
Speaker 1Oh no, that's a good one. You got LL Cool J on bad. That's a classic. What about?
Speaker 3I thought, but that's for boxing.
Speaker 1No, that's what I'm saying. You coming down LL on bad you can down.
Speaker 2Yeah, hell, I'm bad, you can really come out to whatever you want. Yeah, hey, that's me right there, uh-oh.
Speaker 1Hey, remember, y'all remember Corey Spinks, mm-hmm. Y'all remember Corey.
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Speaker 1Spinks, oh, yeah, yeah yeah, Y'all remember when heinks Mm-hmm. Y'all remember Corey Spinks? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Y'all remember when he used to come into the ring. I love this cat man. This cat used to jerk man. He used to be coming down like, oh, I think if I'm not mistaken, I think it was from St Louis this cat would be dancing. I'm like, hey, look up Corey Spinks, Corey Spinks ring entrance. Watch this cat man, this dude. I'm like I think this cat might be at the club.
Speaker 2I swear these phones listen, because I typed the man's name in and the first thing that popped up was ring entrance Swear, that's crazy. Is that it right there? Yeah, this is it the greatest entrance ever? Hey, watch me. Shit, we got to get on YouTube, fellas.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, look at this. Hey, wait, hold on.
Speaker 2We're going to Put it on the computer Corey Springs. Hey Corey Springs. Oh yeah, he getting down. I know y'all can't see this. This is content y'all. We'll get it posted up on IG, or or.
Speaker 1The YouTube Twitter we might even try to get TikTok.
Speaker 3Jess will run a TikTok TikTok.
Speaker 2Damn. Yeah, no, he got a whole routine, he getting it, ain't he? Yeah, he got a whole routine, he getting it, ain't he? Yeah, he got a whole routine, y'all. Yeah, yeah, you know he had to be tired by the time he got to the ring, though. Yeah, I'm sure Zab Judah won that fight. Didn know he had to be tired by the time he got to the ring, though. Yeah, I'm sure Zab Judah won that fight, didn't he? Yeah, he was probably tired when he got to the ring. Hey, you got to put on a show, though. Listen, you have to put on a show. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1Because look, here's the thing.
Speaker 2Oh, go ahead. Roy Jones Jr put on a show. Coming to the ring, man.
Speaker 1Roy Jones used to talk to people yes, in the middle, yes In the middle of the fight, and then be like Pensacola in the house. Roy Jones is my dude, roy Jones is my dude man.
Speaker 1Hey, that video was four minutes long, oh so that nigga wasn't even a quarter of the way through. Oh, with Corey Spinks. Yeah, hey, y'all check it out. Corey Spinks, greatest, what was it? Greatest ring entrance ever? Yeah, it absolutely. I mean I know you had Deontay Wilder, I mean I know you've had a whole bunch of people, but especially like for us, for our culture man, I remember that I was hyped. I don't remember if he won. I saw the fight. Did he win? I don't even remember.
Speaker 2Zab Judah, I'm looking it up. No, I think he lost.
Speaker 1Zab used to be that dude.
Speaker 2Oh Zab Judah, I'm looking it up. No, I think he lost. Zab used to be that dude. Oh Zab Judah was nice yeah he used to be that dude.
Speaker 1It's just like everybody gets their lunch money took.
Speaker 2At some point.
Speaker 1Like Tyson.
Speaker 2Yep.
Speaker 1I got some disputes against his, though.
Speaker 3Yeah, I still can't watch it. I can't do the Tyson thing.
Speaker 1And even homeboy. They waited here's my Ohio thing, but I was mad. I still can't watch the fight.
Speaker 3I still can't watch the Buster Govins fight.
Speaker 1They waited, and I still can't watch the Super Bowl when dude caught the ball against his helmet.
Speaker 3Randy.
Speaker 1Moss is supposed to have a Super Bowl ring and I'm upset that he don't. I'm mad about it. That nigga, he got sacked and then nigga holding the ball on the side of his head. Man, that ain't real, that ain't even happening. That's the script.
Speaker 2That was the NFL script that year, man hey.
Speaker 1I got a question for you. He got sacked.
Speaker 3You need to stop.
Speaker 2So we brought up earlier was it this week? Last week we were talking about how the Mega Millions went up to $5.
Speaker 1Oh, it's $5 now, not doing it, not doing it.
Speaker 2So shout out to Earthquake. I heard on his radio show he had a question and I thought this would be an interesting question. If you won the lottery, who would be the first person you tell?
Speaker 1Joe A prostitute.
Speaker 3Okay, we done. I wouldn't tell nobody.
Speaker 2But you had to tell somebody no, I don't.
Speaker 3I wouldn't tell nobody bro.
Speaker 2Superman, so you.
Speaker 1You gotta tell somebody, I'm telling my lawyer I gotta get some legal advice immediately.
Speaker 2You have gotta tell somebody, I'm telling my lawyer, I gotta get some legal advice Immediately.
Speaker 3You have to tell somebody. Ain't, nobody gonna know. I got it.
Speaker 2Ain't nobody got it.
Speaker 3I had to spend Ten dollars at a time. God damn it. I'm telling.
Speaker 2I'm telling my fish A fish ain't somebody, it's a body.
Speaker 3Tell your fish that motherfucker Don't want a bigger gold, don't want a bigger bowl. Hey, that fish ain't somebody, it's somebody. Tell your fish that motherfucker don't want a bigger gold, don't want a bigger bowl. Hey, that fish don't want a net. Motherfucker gold chain.
Speaker 2That motherfucker don't want a big ass bowl and shit.
Speaker 1With a medallion on that, motherfucker, I ain't telling nobody.
Speaker 2You know what you got to watch who you tell stuff to.
Speaker 1I feel like People got big mouths, man.
Speaker 2I ain't telling nobody and and this is probably famous last words but I feel like I can tell my mom.
Speaker 3I ain't telling her, can I?
Speaker 1tell my mom, even though she ain't here.
Speaker 2You could.
Speaker 3I tell my mom. I can tell mine, my mom will tell everybody.
Speaker 2My mom will try to sue me. My mom will tell her sister. Her sister will tell everybody in the family. My phone will start ringing off the hook.
Speaker 1Hey, I know my pop. You know he analyzed the podcast every week, calling talk to me about it. I'm like it feels like I'm doing two shows. He got show notes. Man, I'm like man, he's like son. Like I said, I don't even remember half the stuff we're talking about.
Speaker 3You know we just be on here, just like whatever. I think I can keep it a secret. I'll be honest with you. I wouldn't tell my brother and then the person I do tell probably wouldn't believe me. No way He'd say you lying.
Speaker 2Yeah, you right.
Speaker 1Oh, I know somebody who hit the lotto and I still ain't said I sure would. Would they say anything? Oh, hell no.
Speaker 3Would they say anything? Shit, my brother's in debt. I ain't telling him All this shit.
Speaker 1You gonna get him out of debt? No, I ain't. I'm not paying five dollars.
Speaker 2You ain't gonna sit on A little red envelope. First off, just have him invite Invite to your house.
Speaker 1I used to get Ten dollars is my limit Disappear. So I used to get 10 lines. Then they took it to $2. So obviously that gave me five lines and I would take it. But now $10 is going to give me two lines Until Mega Millions hit like a billion.
Speaker 3I'm out. It won't be long. It's raising to $5.
Speaker 2Now do y'all think you could be the one to be told what that somebody hit the?
Speaker 1lottery. It just depends on who told.
Speaker 3Oh no, you can't tell me shit. I ain't going to lie about that. That nigga hit the lottery. I'm going to be on the phone before you left the house. Come on, nigga, take me to McDonald's or something. They're like man I ain't. I go to McDonald's and order a whole bunch of shit. You just won the goddamn lottery.
Speaker 1Hey, pay for this shit, hotway, damn. I'm going to tell you why I think they did it. We've talked about it, but now that it's official because Powerball locked them out, because you know, powerball was Saturday, right, well, it was Wednesday and Saturday they didn't remember when Powerball got Monday. So Powerball is now Monday, wednesday, saturday, mega Miriams is Tuesday.
Speaker 2Fridays, right Tuesdays and Fridays.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Tuesday and Friday. So that's my thing. So with Powerball it was Wednesday, Saturday, Making Millions was what we say Tuesday, Tuesday, Friday. So that left Monday open. Because Powerball got. Unless you're going on the same day which people I guess, I don't know if they have some type of agreement you're not going to do it on the Lord's Day, that's the only, because, even if they did it, that would have been. Their only option is Sunday, Because if they go Sunday, then you got Tuesday. You see what I'm saying. Because Mega is Tuesday, Friday, they done priced a lot of people out with that there. Nigga, they priced me out for real, cause I'm looking at, I'm like I'm gonna go ahead and buy five dollars.
Speaker 1Nah, dude, five dollars is one line. Now I know all it takes is one, but but dude, your odds decrease you used to you used to give me 10 lines.
Speaker 2Actually, I want the one and I accepted the five lines.
Speaker 1Now my $5 is giving me one line. I can't do it.
Speaker 2I'm priced out. And when you say, because I've never played the numbers, I've never bought a ticket for nothing, when you say line? Do you mean just literally a horizontal line? No, I'm saying your numbers.
Speaker 1Your six numbers, you only get one. It used to be a dollar. Yeah, it used to be, a dollar. Yes, so that's what I'm saying Price us out. You used to pay $10, we'll get you $10.
Speaker 3Ain't nobody winning with trailer park people anyway, Shit are they going to still play it.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're going to play it, it's going to be all rich people that hit Mega Millions.
Speaker 3now You're going to hear somebody hit.
Speaker 2They're going to be like oh they rich already, hey them, people are going to pawn some Similac to get them numbers.
Speaker 3I'm cold. I'm just going to stay at Powerball.
Speaker 1Powerball doesn't have to increase their fee. No, they don't, because they have that third day. They still at $2. So this is Mega.
Speaker 3Millions. I think this is Mega Millions' answer to Powerball getting three days. They just figured they had to increase.
Speaker 2You don't have to go to scratchers. I think they, yeah, you can even do scratchers on that app. Now, you ever did a scratcher? I got a scratcher at the crib right now On that app, oh yeah. Waiting to get scratched right now On that app, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Waiting to get scratched. You didn't scratch her on the app.
Speaker 2Yeah, I probably did a couple scratches. I can't wait.
Speaker 1In person or on the app. On the app how is it?
Speaker 2How do you scratch it With your fingers? Take my money, man. You can scratch it with your finger or you can just hit results. Oh, just results.
Speaker 3Yeah, you don't have to look at this. You just scratch that off and scan the code and see if you won or not.
Speaker 1Hey, it takes the fun out of it. Somebody did that and threw it in the trash, right. I mean I didn't see it, but the story was told to me and I guess somebody you know how they would get the tickets and they'd check them and I think they had won 500 bucks. Somebody just threw away $500. Didn't think they won. Somebody came in, you know.
Speaker 2You should check it, Even if you think you lose, you should check it. Well.
Speaker 3I don't like like I know people that buys a ticket and they just scratch off the thing and scan it yeah. You know. But then if you hand it to a person, they scan it and they go oh yeah, you won. They give you $20. It might be fucking $2,000. So you need to scratch that shit off.
Speaker 1I'm checking myself.
Speaker 3You know what I'm saying Scratch that shit off, bro.
Speaker 1And I'm checking that one little machine. You go there and say hey, where's that girl at?
Speaker 3She quit with your money.
Speaker 1So hey, I want to know what happens when you check it and if you win over. You know how it says this ticket is not a winner. Or it says you're a winner but if you scan it and you won, like $100,000. They're not going to give you that. No, I'm saying what does the machine say? I know it's over $599.
Speaker 2I mean, I would think the machine would probably make a little bit bigger noise than that little do-do-do-do or whatever.
Speaker 1Yeah, but you know, I'm talking about the one, not you gave it to them, you checked it yourself. Yeah, you know the one where you play yourself and you check it.
Speaker 2You don't want to give them the ticket, I'm going straight to the lottery commission Because I used to sign my tickets.
Speaker 1But they said don't do that. They said not. I forget what the reasoning was.
Speaker 3Tax purpose. Make sure it's yours.
Speaker 2Tax purpose.
Speaker 3Because I know if I won the lottery I'm not putting my name on it. I'm going to a financial advisor and I'm putting it in trust.
Speaker 2Oh, now you're talking going on financial advisor. I'm putting it in trust. Yeah, oh, now you're talking to a financial advisor. I thought you weren't talking to a financial advisor.
Speaker 3I'm talking to him.
Speaker 2That ain't the first person I'm telling I don't care, that ain't the first person.
Speaker 3I'm telling, I'm telling my brother first Listen, even if they take 30%, 40% it.
Speaker 2Oh, no, that's true, true, no, okay. So I was at the casino one time. This lady hit $340,000 on a slot machine and was complaining.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 2She was like I got to pay taxes on this. I told her, I said you know what? I'll pay taxes on it if I can have it. And she just shut her mouth.
Speaker 3Well, the thing is like I know a relative won $440,000, right and. But the casino wanted their cut and then they wanted to do taxes and all that shit. You know, or you could have take it like as a lottery.
Speaker 1Oh, they won it at the casino.
Speaker 3If you take it as a lump sum, they do it like the lottery, you know, they take fucking all the taxes out of it, yeah. And then they take the casino and all that shit.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Your 400 turns into like 120 or some shit like that. What does?
Speaker 2the casino get.
Speaker 3Hey, those fucking machines are renting out of Vegas.
Speaker 2They don't get nothing. See, they don't get nothing. You don't have to pay Vegas, you got to pay taxes. All right, hey, does Desert Diamond have their? Liquor license yet.
Speaker 3Oh, they all got their liquor license. We want you to win that money.
Speaker 2The one on Northwestern, on Northern? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, I ain't been out there. Yeah, I haven't been out there yet, but I know it's out there, I don't know.
Speaker 1I know it's one across from the.
Speaker 3Wildlife Zoo now.
Speaker 1I I know they got a good ass hamburger. One at the Wildlife Zoo Got a.
Speaker 2Morton's Got a Morton's Steakhouse. Y'all know what other establishment has some pretty fine dining.
Speaker 1Oh hell, somebody just talked about this today on the radio the Titty Bars. I could have told you that Is that for real, yeah.
Speaker 2I've never had. Hey, there's one.
Speaker 1You want me to say the name or not? I told you that Is that for real? Yeah, yes, I've never had. I mean, I don't frequent the titty bar. Hey, there's one I don't know. You want me?
Speaker 3to say the name or not, but you can go down there at lunchtime. Who?
Speaker 1Get a motherfucking burger fries when.
Speaker 3And a beer for like it was like $9.
Speaker 1Hey, half our customers are out the country, so just in case they come visit, this is true there.
Speaker 2It is the one that's down here. Which one is that? Was that Deer Valley?
Speaker 1Crazy Girls yeah, used to be close to us. Yeah, no, they used to have a $6 steak special at lunch.
Speaker 2I done had a couple.
Speaker 3And you go there at lunchtime. He said I had a couple steaks. Yeah you go down there and get your little look and then you get your little dance.
Speaker 2I'm over there for the burger.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what your mouth say.
Speaker 2That is what my mouth say. That's what it gets.
Speaker 1first and last say so what if you go up in there and then you see some titties you want to touch? Well, you ain't allowed to touch them, but no, you can touch if you have her dance on you.
Speaker 2Nah In the room so you can you?
Speaker 3go that far.
Speaker 1Shit, you didn't touch one before.
Speaker 2I done sucked on one before. Did it taste like glitter? It was a little coconutty.
Speaker 1You done sucked a.
Speaker 2I done sucked on a stripper titty before you done sucked on a stripper titty, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1In the strip club, in the strip club man, how many? Other niggas miles been on that titty.
Speaker 2Nigga how many titties you done sucked on. I know man.
Speaker 3How many other niggas miles been on that titty Exactly?
Speaker 2Nigga, there's a stat for you. How many nipples have you done, sucked on? That's a lot.
Speaker 3That's a lot of nipples though.
Speaker 2That's how you started out.
Speaker 1You started out sucking titties by like sixth grade, I know but that's two per grade Because remember, she wouldn't let you hit.
Speaker 3You came into this world sucking titties.
Speaker 1I let you suck my titties Facts. I remember sucking titties down in the basement on some dirty ass clothes. You know how? The first thing I like 1980.
Speaker 2I don't know how old are you when you are 1230?
Speaker 1Seven, six, seven grade yeah, probably I. These dirty ass clothes Bitch. No, you ain't no real N-I-G-G-A if you ain't sucked a titty or humped on some dirty clothes in the basement, that's why, you know, you know you done been down there.
Speaker 2I'm from the trenches, dirty clothes man. You know, if you ain't never had sex In the projects.
Speaker 1Nah, I didn't have sex in the. You're from the country, joe.
Speaker 3We done realized no no, no, all the stuff we talk about. I went to Ohio For the summer one.
Speaker 1Nigga. But you, nigga, you was in Oberlin. That's not real Ohio. He said Oberlin, that's. Like that's Akron is.
Speaker 3Dayton, that's okay, cincinnati I still sucked some titties that summer.
Speaker 1But I'm saying they ain't got no dirty clothes. Yeah, they probably got a nice townhouse.
Speaker 3They had a hamper.
Speaker 1Nigga. I was talking about the project Rosemary project Titties, joy Park project. I was talking about the project Rosemary Project Titties, joy Park Project Titties. They still had hair in those days. Backseat of my mama, chevy Nova Titties. The Wilbeth Homes Titties, mohawk Homes Titties that's what I'm saying. You got to suck titties in the projects to get your real nigga car.
Speaker 3Titties in the projects to get your real nigga car Shit.
Speaker 1I got to suck titties in the cornfield. Hey, don't nothing taste better than Section 8 titties.
Speaker 3Don't nothing taste better than wick titties.
Speaker 2Cornfield titties. Cornfield titties.
Speaker 3Wickfield titties.
Speaker 2Hey, that's got to be the episode title, section 8 titties Nah, Cornfield Titties, huh, joe.
Speaker 3We didn't know what Section 8 was.
Speaker 1Joe was like them cornfield titties right there. I know he done had some Section 8 titties. Oh yeah, project titties, food stamp titties.
Speaker 3Exactly Okay, I got the question. What's the difference between titties and tits?
Speaker 1Niggas got titties, nigger girls, white girls got tits yeah.
Speaker 2Nah, I think it's Black girls got titties. I think it's got to do with the size. You think, I think the A to the A to big B.
Speaker 3those are tits yeah.
Speaker 1Titties. B stands for tits, titties. Titties is the one that you can put your head up under.
Speaker 2Titties weigh at least 20 pounds a piece.
Speaker 3Titties are like cantaloupes. Hey, I know a chick that had a titty.
Speaker 1You got to take a breath and go in Eighth grade. She had to have a breast reduction. I think I did too.
Speaker 2Yeah, you got to take a deep breath and go in Eighth grade, she had to have a breast reduction. I think I did too.
Speaker 3Yeah, you got to take a deep breath and go in.
Speaker 1Eighth grade dog.
Speaker 2Her back must have been hurt.
Speaker 1Yeah, I remember Damn, she was talking like a plane.
Speaker 3So what it really?
Speaker 1boils down to is the difference between titties and tits.
Speaker 3Titties you got to take a deep breath and go in.
Speaker 2No, I think also tits.
Speaker 1So it's an art.
Speaker 2Tits are going to be perky.
Speaker 3No, they're going to look dead man. You know, you got to pick them up. You ever seen some?
Speaker 2big ass perky titties. Yeah, you never seen no big giant perky titties.
Speaker 3Those are perky tits, not no real ones. Not no real ones, not no real ones, dolly.
Speaker 2Parton. So the silicone, those are tits, dolly Parton.
Speaker 1Dolly Parton, dolly Parton.
Speaker 2Dolly Parton is gravity-defying tits no they're titties.
Speaker 1Would you suck a tits? Hell yes, even the reducted ones.
Speaker 2Right now.
Speaker 1Yeah, not even a second thought of that. Would you smash Madonna right now?
Speaker 3Titties. When you lay down, they just fall over to the side Because she made Like a Prayer.
Speaker 2Hey, y'all know that song is not religious at all and religious motherfuckers be singing that shit Like a Virgin, like a Prayer. Oh, I don't know, I just know Like a Virgin. Same thing with Jesus Walks. God, show me the way.
Speaker 1Anyway.
Speaker 2Jesus walks. Y'all see Kanye with that damn KKK outfit on. Nah, man, y'all didn't see that I didn't see that, I saw it but Kanye done, lost his damn mind. I don't even want to give him no attention.
Speaker 1Yeah, who saw John Morant pull that damn grenade? Oh, I saw that shit and he threw it. Man, that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2I had no idea. This the Like a Prayer oh oh yeah, she is talking about sucking that dick, is she? I did hear I actually did hear that, that she was actually talking about sucking dick.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2She was actually talking about sucking dick.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, they got motherfuckers in church singing that shit like a hymn.
Speaker 2Hilarious. That's because it must be a Catholic church, because you know they practice when they start.
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Speaker 3They started practicing it at nine At ten, that's when I heard it.
Speaker 1What'd you?
Speaker 2think about John Moran. That's why I always get a Catholic girl, you want a headhunter.
Speaker 3What'd you think about.
Speaker 2John Morant doing the gun pose.
Speaker 3Or the gun.
Speaker 2No, that was grenade, no. So he started off with the gun and they told him to knock it off. So now he's doing the grenade.
Speaker 1He's doing the grenade now. Oh my god, you gotta stop what is wrong with them, and I have size 12 John Morant to anybody that want him.
Speaker 3I need a 13. Freedom Size, 12 John Morant to anybody that want him.
Speaker 1I need a 13. Freedom of speech. I'm like man that's John. Morant man, so you're doing that at your job? Hey, everybody else can make their little shit, so here's the thing, the only thing with John Morant right.
Speaker 2So he got in trouble for having a gun. The last thing he should be doing is making the shooting Now. Anybody else, it's fine, but John Morant.
Speaker 3No, can't be John Morant, because what he got in trouble?
Speaker 2Because he got in trouble, yeah he got in trouble For real.
Speaker 1Hey, I guarantee if they told you to knock it off, you gonna knock it off.
Speaker 3Come on man, I don't know, they gave me millions, you damn right. I understand Exactly I with a .25, though, but that's still besides the point. It was still a gun, that's a .25. Twice, ronald Reagan took two of them motherfuckers.
Speaker 2Come on, man, I understand.
Speaker 3I understand, but he's Please, they shouldn't even make no issue out of it, that little gunhead right in the neck. Motherfucker .25.
Speaker 2See, Joe, you're a gun enthusiast Some booze, aka Joe Wick. Right. So you know, 25 ain't shit to you.
Speaker 3You know what I'm saying? I see if he had like a motherfucker 1911 or something like that twirling or whatever, the fuck or whatever. But this nigga got a motherfucker like a 25 or a 32 or some shit.
Speaker 2The rest of the world doesn't see it like that, though, joe hey.
Speaker 3I had a BB gun, I understand, you know white.
Speaker 1America is looking at him like that was a semi-automatic rifle a machine gun, like we look at it, like oh okay, okay if he was a white if he was just saying, even though the NRA is corporate America that's all I'm going to say about that.
Speaker 3Like I said, if that was motherfucking Jokic or somebody I'd be like oh, he's a gun enthusiast.
Speaker 1They'd call him Jug Dynasty.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2But he ain't.
Speaker 3Jokic, it's just like they had the two videos the brother teaching his kids how to shoot. They call it, say he's a bad parent, thug and all that shit. Same video they teaching the little girl how to shoot. They talking about Patriot.
Speaker 2You preaching to the choir here.
Speaker 3I'm just saying, but the guy shouldn't be in trouble for that. He's a second man on the right. He want to carry that motherfucker. He ain't got it at work.
Speaker 2I think it was the manner in which he did he did not have it at work.
Speaker 3He was not at work. That's what everybody understand. He's not at work.
Speaker 2Who did he shoot? He didn't shoot nobody.
Speaker 3He's not at work, though I understand. He should be able to take that motherfucker and twirl it around his fingers, stick it in his ass if he want to. He's not at work, okay, alright, that's all I'm saying. I understand what you're saying if the Hewlett did it at the stadium? But corporate America don't care about what you're saying no, no, no, if he did it at the stadium, different story. Like that shit Gilbert did that's a different story yeah, you know what I'm saying, but he ain't do it at the stadium.
Speaker 1He was rolling with his boy but here's the too, though you gotta realize he has also other brands, even though it's just not.
Speaker 3I know he got into a fight or some shit at a high school game or whatever the fuck. I don't know Some shit like that.
Speaker 2I thought that shit was over.
Speaker 1No, it just started. He just did it yesterday he just threw a grenade. Yeah, I saw him when he threw the grenade.
Speaker 3He made a shot, did he fall with it and everything.
Speaker 1No, he covered his ears up.
Speaker 2It was a fake grenade, so he hit a three you gotta get down.
Speaker 3You can't cover your fucking ears up with a grenade.
Speaker 1He pulled the pin, which, honestly the shit is hilarious. I think so too, but he threw it and covered his ears. If he can't do that, then you shouldn't be able to do the ice cover the fear.
Speaker 3Okay, if he can't do that, then you shouldn't be able to do the ice in the veins why you shouldn't be able to do none of that shit.
Speaker 1Why and when they did ice in the veins.
Speaker 3I thought that meant like they were shooting up. That's what I'm saying. You shouldn't be able to do none of that shit. You should make a basket and take your fucking ass down to court.
Speaker 1Hey, that's what we do. If you're going to do that, you can't do the devil horns.
Speaker 3You can't do none of that shit.
Speaker 1Are you allowed to put?
Speaker 3them to sleep. You can't do that shit either. Yeah, that's offensive.
Speaker 1Ain't no more night-night. Ain't no more night-night. None of that shit.
Speaker 3Plus, first of all, they should have been gave him. What do you call it Celebrate? No, no, no. When you fuck with a motherfucker, just like stepping over a motherfucker and putting your nuts in his face, teabagging.
Speaker 2No, not that. Why would you know the name of that?
Speaker 1He could probably teabag some chicks.
Speaker 3He was a bachelor at one point in his life. Oh damn, I forgot huh.
Speaker 2Yeah, sometimes you got to teabag. I never teabagged, you ever teabagged before. I ain't never teabagged.
Speaker 1No, I ain't never teabagged.
Speaker 3It feel good when they just find it on their own, no hands.
Speaker 2You say don't hang it, no hands. You said no hands. Where's that?
Speaker 1teabag when they get down To that booty hole. That's brown teabag.
Speaker 3What's that say If I get this pussy, you gonna tell on me.
Speaker 1You can tell nobody, right, hey, it's a chick. If a chick is doing it, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3You can tell nobody, right hey it's a chick If a chick is doing it. That's what I'm saying. If I get this, are you going to tell on me?
Speaker 1That's when you know a dude is sitting up here. He don't feel secure in himself. I'm good with myself Because, listen, if you're going to do it to a chick in the booty, you can do it to a chick in the booty, you can do it to a dude in a booty.
Speaker 3pause, no, listen, this is what I'm saying no, I'm gonna have to stop you right there, that you shouldn't even say that, no I'm not putting it out there.
Speaker 1You need to edit that right. We don't have anything on the show.
Speaker 3That nigga said you can fucking whammy the ass, you can fucking nigga the ass.
Speaker 1No, listen. Hey, y'all need to listen. You know exactly what I'm getting at.
Speaker 2What did I miss? An ass is an ass and a mouth is a mouth, Right?
Speaker 3So what I'm saying is if a chick is going to lick your booty, why do people sit up here and feel some kind of way oh ain't nothing the matter with that.
Speaker 1Okay, then when she licked your ass.
Speaker 3do you kiss her right away? I mean, I don't know, Wait till you gurgle a little bit.
Speaker 2I mean, give her some cactus cooler, give her some flavor.
Speaker 1I don't do the booty.
Speaker 3You going to have some mouthwash sitting right by the bed. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1I mean, I eat booty, but I don't.
Speaker 3I'm just saying.
Speaker 1It's just like say, for example, I don't have my booty ate.
Speaker 3Like you know like.
Speaker 1But I was just saying, if you teabagging her and you know you sitting up here, you start hitting her with the speed bag. Oh yeah, and then you'd be like Rubbing up against her forehead.
Speaker 3You right at the taint right there.
Speaker 1So that's what I'm saying. And then, as she got her tongue out, ooh, guess what they hit your booty hole, ain't nothing wrong with that Shit Shit.
Speaker 3That's one fantasy down right there.
Speaker 1Y'all gonna get the high school, okay. So let's just say what did you just? Okay? So let's just say what did you just do? Let's just say Do it again. Do it again. Let's just say If a chick, if a chick ever licked your booty, would you kiss her right away?
Speaker 3It's my ass. Okay, what if she my ass is clean? What if she swallows? If she swallows, ain't nothing in there, you?
Speaker 1know exactly what he meant no nigga, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3You talking about snowballing?
Speaker 1No, I ain't about to get a snowball man? What if she is? You ain't going to let her spit it back in your mouth.
Speaker 3Slap the shit out, that motherfucker Bitch. You better swallow that shit.
Speaker 2What if she faked like she swallowed and then she go to kiss you?
Speaker 3I'll slap the shit out of you.
Speaker 2She just spit it right back in your mouth.
Speaker 3I'll slap the shit out of you. Bitch, what the I won't even do that? I'll slap the shit out of you.
Speaker 2That's when she get the rough hand. I'm talking about like cowboy when she got you tied up. You can't even slap her ain't nobody.
Speaker 3We didn't got off. I'll tie a motherfucker up, but I ain't you tie, you time.
Speaker 1You do the tie-ups, you get tied up?
Speaker 3no, I ain't getting tied up. What if it was two up here, man this hell. No, I don't trust a bitch hell. No, you wouldn't get tied up.
Speaker 2I don't give a fuck how many it is I think chicks Be tying up dudes.
Speaker 1They gonna either Rob them Exactly or peg them or check they phone. Oh, nah, nah See.
Speaker 3See, fuck that. I ain't finna let a bitch Peg me and tie me up, fuck that. Nah, it be like.
Speaker 1Ben Rain. He went there. I don't know if they ever admitted it On the show, but I remember one person saying that she like doing that to dudes.
Speaker 3And she A sick motherfucker. What tied him up.
Speaker 1No Like pegging dudes.
Speaker 2I don't know what kind of dudes you messing with that.
Speaker 1Want to be pegged.
Speaker 2You have to have some type of trust to have your chick tie you up.
Speaker 3I got trust issues, bro. Anyway, I can't do it I got trust issues.
Speaker 1I don't want to get tied up because I think you're going to try to tickle me.
Speaker 2Don't you touch my feet bitch, I'm ticklish.
Speaker 3Well, y'all sound like Y'all. Speaking from experience. They sound like they been tied up before Nah ain't never been tied up, nope.
Speaker 1I wouldn't do it. Yeah, anybody ever been tied up or handcuffed? Nope, nah, nah, man, I don't trust no girl like ever been Tied up or handcuffed Nope, nah, nah, man, I don't trust no girl like that. Nah, that's what I said. Nah, I've watched Misery.
Speaker 3Way too many times that's an ultimate trust, man, no, I'm, I'm tied up for you, motherfuckers.
Speaker 2Shout out to Kathy Bates man, that would be scary as hell. Yeah, nah, I've never.
Speaker 1Cause what if she you? Yeah, no, I've never, you ever tied anybody up? Nope, no, me, neither I don't know, what you're missing. You have. What about you, steve? I'm thinking Handcuffs too.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Because I know y'all got some freaky fantasy.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, these are three freaky fantasy dudes. Is that freaky though? Is that freaky? Is that really deemed freaky?
Speaker 1What is freaky? You can't do nothing, I'm just like ah. Nah.
Speaker 3What is freaky?
Speaker 1Letting the chick rubber shit on you.
Speaker 2Oh hell, no, Nope, nah man.
Speaker 1That is gross, ain't no motherfucking two girls in a cup shit, fuck wrong with y'all.
Speaker 2That's a sanitation issue.
Speaker 3Well, sometimes that can't be helped, sometimes that little rabbit turd.
Speaker 1Come out of there A little turtle head you just keep moving, man Keep it moving.
Speaker 2Oh, I'll never forget. Man Thump it off the bed.
Speaker 1Keep it moving.
Speaker 3Hey, you just sat up here and had your finger in there, my roommate and it smelled a little bit like boo-boo.
Speaker 1And then you just kept going. He was like man, I was fucking the shit out of this bitch right.
Speaker 2He went to show me he had two little rabbit turds in his bed. Literally.
Speaker 3I died laughing.
Speaker 2I said you literally fucked the shit out of me.
Speaker 3Hey, that happened to me. I just, like I said, I just thumped him on the bed.
Speaker 2You would take her hand and rub her nose in it and be like bitch.
Speaker 1A head with a newspaper.
Speaker 3They're pretty solid, though Tell you not to.
Speaker 2They're pretty solid.
Speaker 3I just thumped them over like marbles. She needs some water. She needs some fiber. You know what the hell is going on here.
Speaker 2She needs some fiber and it's like he got some hard marbles. You know what?
Speaker 1And the hell is going on here. We need to shower Like damn girl. What you been eating? Ham hocks. Y'all see what happened. We done been off for like three, four weeks.
Speaker 3No, we done got together. You went off the deep end over there. That's what happened.
Speaker 2Fuck this just devolved into degeneracy.
Speaker 3God damn, I can't be telling all these stories. Somebody's going to recognize it.
Speaker 1Oh Lord, have mercy.
Speaker 2Uh-oh.
Speaker 1Somebody's going to sit up here and listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2This must have been recent. She's like uh-oh.
Speaker 1Those was my boo-boo marbles. Why you telling everybody about my boo-boo marbles?
Speaker 2You promised you wouldn't say nothing.
Speaker 3No, it ain't been recently.
Speaker 1I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2Section 8 titties and boo-boo marbles. There you go.
Speaker 3Oh my.
Speaker 1Lord, I'm dead man.
Speaker 3I told you, like little marbles man.
Speaker 2What is the movie recommendations?
Speaker 1Nice sir.
Speaker 3You know what I don't know? I want to see Sinners. I'm waiting on that.
Speaker 1Sinners is next week. We're going to talk about that next week.
Speaker 3That's.
Speaker 1April 18th, but go see Sinners, it starts April 18th. Amateur.
Speaker 3I haven't seen that yet. Yeah, no, it started this week.
Speaker 1Amateur started this week.
Speaker 3I'm definitely going to check that out.
Speaker 1Drop Drop started. Who's in that? We don't fact check Some white lady that's going on a date.
Speaker 2Oh, that one they threatened, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Threatened to kill her kids, like if she don't kill her date, oh yeah one, that one they threaten. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, okay, kill her kids like if she don't kill her dead. Oh yeah, okay yeah, that's out too.
Speaker 1Her Minecraft is doing. I mean, I know that might be for teenagers or whatever I heard.
Speaker 3it was horrible, but that's.
Speaker 1But it's still making a lot of money, so they probably don't care.
Speaker 3Like the drop, though it's just like what's that? The one in the airport? What? The one that was just on Netflix?
Speaker 2Passing no, not Passinger. Is it Passinger?
Speaker 3No, it's you talking about the one with.
Speaker 2Jason Bateman.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that was on Netflix.
Speaker 2Yeah, with Jason Bateman.
Speaker 3What's the name of that motherfucking movie? What is the name of that that?
Speaker 1was good.
Speaker 2Yeah, starts with a C name of that that was good Starts with a, c, carry On, carry On.
Speaker 1That's a good recommendation. Carry On is good I mean you know, of course. I've caught up on. Well, I still got two episodes for Abbott Elementary. Abbott Elementary is hilarious. Remember Phone Booth?
Speaker 3Yeah, Phone Booth. I don't know how they pulled that shit off. It wasn't bad I don't know how they pulled that shit off.
Speaker 1It wasn't bad. I don't know how they pulled it off. I'm still going to see it.
Speaker 2I still need to see what was it. Black Bag.
Speaker 1Oh, Black Bag is good. I need to see that. Hey, Hell of a Summer. I saw Hell of a Summer Did you see that too, the Gorge.
Speaker 2Gorge is good. What is that on Apple? Apple Plus? Yeah, now that's good.
Speaker 1Is that a movie, y'all rich.
Speaker 3The Gorge was good.
Speaker 1Yeah, let me see what else is out. Amateur Well, my two recommendations for this week is amateur and drop Hell of a Summer. Anybody watch. It's a horror, but it was funny. But, dude, that was pretty good.
Speaker 2I think that's the route to take with them slashers.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was good man, it had some chuckles.
Speaker 3This is not a movie, but I recommend you guys watch 1923.
Speaker 2It's fucking pretty good. I watched it. I was disappointed. Nah, oh you ain't like it. Season two I don't like how they wrapped it up.
Speaker 3Season two. Yeah, no, it was pretty good what?
Speaker 1about Novocaine. Did y'all see that oh?
Speaker 2you know what?
Speaker 1Still haven't seen Novocaine. Yes, I rent that.
Speaker 2Oh, it's already streaming. Yeah, she's already streaming.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was going to say I'm assuming, because it's already streaming. I saw it at home. You know what? I think Warfare, warfare is out. I think the kid that's in it Remember y'all ever saw when the Millers, the little son, yeah, I think he's in Warfare. That looks good, warfare, looks good.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Warfare is out.
Speaker 3I did go see Working man.
Speaker 2Working man was good boy. I'm a still push woman in the yard.
Speaker 3I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1Yeah, Woman in the Yard is good. Working man is man that dude, he's good. He's especially invited guest on the show.
Speaker 2Hey, y'all know that Jason Statham actually does have a movie where he wasn't doing Jason Statham things.
Speaker 1Really. Yeah, I don't want to see that. What movie is that? I want him to beat people? That's like watching Bruce Lee and not being Bruce Lee.
Speaker 2It was one of his early movies.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I think it was called like Elizabeth or something. I mean he didn't punch anybody. I mean he still played a gangster. But yeah, he wasn't.
Speaker 1Really, jason.
Speaker 2Statham.
Speaker 1Hell man yeah.
Speaker 3I like.
Speaker 1Jason Statham, being Jason Statham.
Speaker 3That's right. I don't think that was that one.
Speaker 1That dude be whooping some.
Speaker 3What's the one where he was?
Speaker 1he's supposed to be in a redneck with a British accent. Oh, Jason Statham.
Speaker 3Yeah, what was it? A redneck with a British accent.
Speaker 1Remember when he he was with.
Speaker 2Was it B? No, that wasn't.
Speaker 3No, not B-Keeper. B-keeper Homefront yeah, that's what it was. You know, I don't think I've seen home front.
Speaker 1He was pretty good in there. I'm going to have to.
Speaker 3He beat people up, yeah, oh yeah, I told you he was redneck with a British accent.
Speaker 1Hey, I'm going to have to see that, hey, it's a movie out. Well, that's a conundrum, Well, I what it's about. And then I think remember I said the Alto Kings With De Niro. He plays two different characters, but yeah, the Sinners though London.
Speaker 2that's the name of the movie that he was in, but not really Jason Statham.
Speaker 1Really, when did that come out?
Speaker 22005. That's almost 20 years ago, that is, 20 years ago Giving his career.
Speaker 3All right.
Speaker 1Hey, have any of y'all seen that? Anyone but you. Yet With? Uh, what's the chick with the nice bosoms? The white girl, sidney Sweeney. She got some titties on her.
Speaker 2Now, those are titties have you?
Speaker 1have you seen anyone but you? No, but I'm telling y'all man god watch anyone but you, if y'all want a real good laugh. It's not like the movies now we just talk about just oh shit. We share the same birthday, regular stuff. You and sydney sweeney, wow, and you and steve's birthday around the same time, ain't it 10 days, what? What day is yours on? 12? Oh damn, that's 10 days exactly, hell yeah so after what?
Speaker 3september? Yeah, september, oh okay y'all gonna get some.
Speaker 2Uh, hey, shout out to y'all September. What September September? Oh, okay, y'all going to get some stripper wings. Shout out to Sidney Sweeney and them titties. I'm sorry, I apologize.
Speaker 3How you juggling the titties between the feet.
Speaker 2Titties and feet. Yeah, how you know when to focus on when they look like little titties the feet, titties and feet yeah.
Speaker 3How you know when to focus on when they look like little titties.
Speaker 2Little tits. What we looking at? The same thing, is he looking at Sidney Sweeney? No, those are titties. Those are titties, those are titties, these are titties. You seeing anyone?
Speaker 1but, you.
Speaker 2Those are titties.
Speaker 3You got to watch anyone but you. They highlighted them. Yeah, I seen it.
Speaker 1Man, that movie was so funny, man, it was funny man Cracked me up.
Speaker 2I watched it twice.
Speaker 1Yeah, that shit had me dying boy. Anybody got anything else to say? Any closing statements? Suck them titties.
Speaker 2Next day duel Tuesday don't let a chick.
Speaker 1I just got mine done. Don't let a chick snowball. You is that. You said that's what it's called the snowball.
Speaker 2Don't let her snowball you.
Speaker 1Joe gonna come on here in a couple weeks like man y'all done jinxed me.
Speaker 2That's what a chick tried to do, and I had to slap her as always, people don't forget to tip your bartenders.
Speaker 3I won't even be here. I'll be in jail.
Speaker 2Joe gonna get tied up and snowballed on the same day. I'll be in jail he gonna get tied up, tickled and snowballed and I'll be in jail now, that's a fantasy, Joe.
Speaker 1Joe gonna be like man. I must be dreaming. Alright, y'all. Alright, we out.
Speaker 2Holla Peace.
Speaker 1Peace.