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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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The Nobody's Talking gang is back together again, and they're making up for lost time with an episode that careens wildly through everyday absurdities, hypothetical scenarios, and hilariously explicit confessions.
Things kick off with a surprisingly passionate debate about pedestrian rights-of-way at intersections. What starts as a simple question about traffic laws evolves into a heated exchange revealing how differently we all navigate these everyday encounters. The crew pulls no punches sharing their strategies for dealing with slow-walking pedestrians, from patience to calculated risk-taking that might technically violate the law.
When the conversation shifts to what they'd do if they won the lottery, their answers expose deeper truths about trust, relationships, and privacy. While some would tell family members first, others claim they'd keep their winnings secret—even as lottery tickets jump from $2 to $5, pricing some players out entirely. The hypothetical scenario creates a window into each host's worldview and priorities.
The episode takes several hilarious detours, including an unexpectedly detailed breakdown of strip club dining recommendations, personal walkout song selections for boxing matches, and a semantic debate distinguishing between "titties" and "tits" that somehow manages to be both crude and linguistically nuanced. These raw, unfiltered conversations reveal the authentic chemistry that makes Nobody's Talking feel like eavesdropping on friends who have abandoned all pretense.
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Here we go. All right, all right, all right, there's more than two of us today. Amen, full house. Huh, yeah, last couple shows. Yeah, mine is Jess. One-on-one sessions. One Last couple shows yeah, mine is Jess. One-on-one sessions. One-on-one. We've been having therapy.
Speaker 2:Mano y mano. Y'all been looking at each other's eyes.
Speaker 1:We ready to sign up for your therapy session, your one-on-one therapy session.
Speaker 3:I don't need to pay nobody to tell me how fucked up.
Speaker 1:I am no, you ain't paying.
Speaker 3:This is for the people, oh it's free, it's the money world I'm lining up for the free, it's been, it's been me and charade, then me and christian, I mean, unless you want to pay me, no, no, no, I don't pay.
Speaker 1:Okay. Anyway, welcome to the nobody's talking podcast. We got crew back. I know y'all happy. Y'all probably got tired of me telling my stories About Michael Jordan, Larry Bird and magic.
Speaker 2:I want to see you do that, joe. I want to see if you can Go ahead, take a hit.
Speaker 1:Take a hit Welcome to the Orange Pineapple.
Speaker 2:Blast Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3:Stealth Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 2:That's the challenge. I want to see if he can do it stealthily.
Speaker 1:Hey, we can do everything on here, dog, Damn it. Joe is drinking a cactus cooler. Not sponsored by the way, don't pay us.
Speaker 2:Welcome. Until you pay us, until the.
Speaker 1:Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here with a full crew.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, it's surprisingly pretty good. You said you feel good. I said it's surprisingly pretty good. I don't know how to call it.
Speaker 1:Anyway, I'm your boy, bosco, just add a shot To my left. It's probably pretty good, I call it. And anyway, this is, I'm your boy, bosco, just add a shot to my left.
Speaker 2:It's broad, try my left this be the one they call Christian sitting to my left might be.
Speaker 3:Hey, it's one and only Alabama, joe baby, that motherfucking man, that nigga. That's right, I'm a field nigga. Oh, you already know I am Hands and knees Ashy, my name is To my left hey.
Speaker 1:Superman Is in the building.
Speaker 2:It's okay. It's okay, it's for everybody.
Speaker 1:That's all right, it's for everybody. That's for you, joe. I had't tripping on that. That's for you, joe.
Speaker 3:I had a motherfucker, tell me why you come up here and you ain't put no lotion on. I said why can't I be a nigga just protect you? Why I got to be a nigga, all lotion up and soft and shit.
Speaker 1:You don't like being lubricated. You don't like being moist. I like when my legs are like shiny. Nah, I'm good, like, I like being looking like a Hershey bar.
Speaker 3:My hands are kind of rough, but they can be gentle also. You know what I mean, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Gentle, like you know.
Speaker 3:Like I can smack a chick butt when I take drawing blood, I could scratch her back with the same time.
Speaker 1:Oh man have you ever had a chick, tell you your hands were too rough.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:And what do you do when you oh, I got lube for that, bro, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I ain't that, I ain't that motherfucking cruel.
Speaker 1:You just.
Speaker 3:You know You're saying like I'm cruel.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just asking you put two in there one Shit.
Speaker 3:I go for broke when I'm down there. I'm going to shock her baby.
Speaker 2:Two on the pink, one on the stink. Damn right the shocker, scrape the shock.
Speaker 3:I'm going to shock her baby, two on the pink, one on the stink. Damn right, the shocker Scrape, yeah, the shocker baby.
Speaker 1:Or either that or the pinhole hook. See, we can talk a little crazy, because you know we don't have the pinhole hook.
Speaker 3:Yeah, explain that one, that's that thumb right there, baby, that thumb it in. Then you just palm it and then you just drag on across the bed. Once you lock it down, you can't go nowhere. She got too much booty for that. Ain't no such thing. Ain't no such thing, you don't need it.
Speaker 2:If you can just grab the booty and pull it, I don't know who you be messing with.
Speaker 3:I ain't never motherfucking.
Speaker 2:Ladies and gentlemen, I didn't start this. This wasn't me.
Speaker 3:I ain't never motherfucking, had too much booty.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying Ever you put that thumb in there.
Speaker 1:What's life to you? The biggest chick you ever been with, oh.
Speaker 3:Jesus Amen Damn.
Speaker 1:I ain't say who. I ain't say who, I just say it like Well, I used to drink a lot back then, Dave.
Speaker 3:I don't drink as much as I used to Give me a number. Okay, I can't give you a number, I can give you a description.
Speaker 2:I woke up on bunk beds.
Speaker 3:Hey, whatever that mean, that's what I'm saying. I thought I was on bunk beds On the top bunk.
Speaker 2:Taking it back a couple weeks. Y'all's conversation, so she was pushing about three, no about two something Got to be two, something to do something 275. She was more than two. Something Got to be two something to do something, 275.
Speaker 3:She was more than two, something 298. She's my stuff, buck Beds.
Speaker 2:Buck Beds is at least three plus hey, taking it back to y'all's statistics talk a couple weeks ago, how many shots do we think this man has drank?
Speaker 3:Oh, I ain't take no shots today.
Speaker 1:Oh, when we was talking about like lifetime. Yeah, yeah yeah, oh hey. How many liters of, or how many gallons of alcohol you think you drank in your lifetime?
Speaker 3:Wow being, since I started when I was like seven.
Speaker 2:That's a lot of alcohol.
Speaker 3:That's a lot bro, I think I drank my first half a gallon when I was like eight, eight, yeah, how you get a hold of that?
Speaker 1:because he a field. That's how you got a hold of it. My mom was a bootlegger bro damn canadian miss.
Speaker 3:Never get that. I think I it all over myself. I think I shitted all over myself. I'm serious, though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cause who was that was me and Sherrod, but the thing is, though, you learn.
Speaker 3:You know, I kinda learn my limits. Yeah, you learn what you can handle, right yeah. I ain't doing that shit, no more. I'm gonna stop at a half a half a gallon.
Speaker 1:So hey, so do you think like total from we were going?
Speaker 3:It's unimaginable.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you heard the show. Basically all we did just to kind of recap, since we got y'all here, we were just saying because I was listening to Johnny's house and somebody had brought up the question of what would you want to know? Let's just say, when you expire, what life stat would you want, like how many miles have I driven in my lifetime, or how?
Speaker 3:many steps have I walked.
Speaker 1:So me and Sherrod said we would just wonder like how many points like in any competitive basketball game If you're playing 101, 21, a league high school, besides just shooting around, so we were sitting up here thinking like well, I know, we got to be over 20,000. If you start playing when you were a little kid and you still play now, so let's just say, last week if you played you made a few buckets Obviously we going Twos and thirties I mean I'm sure you left up out of there.
Speaker 1:You maybe had like at least Fifteen.
Speaker 3:Fifteen points total. That, right there, is measurable, but I ain't no way I can measure how many shots I'm taking.
Speaker 1:That's just like trying to measure how many gallons. That's why I say gallons, how many gallons?
Speaker 3:It's not even measurable, bro.
Speaker 1:Over 100 gallons.
Speaker 2:Probably Way more than that.
Speaker 3:Probably.
Speaker 2:Yeah. You know, you figure a gallon, a jug right.
Speaker 3:I mean Like I started Drinking, like 500 gallons when I was about 7.
Speaker 2:Go ahead. I'm sure I was about 7 this man's Alcohol consumption Could probably fill up Modestly 10 747s.
Speaker 3:That could be true.
Speaker 1:Hey you, a bad boy.
Speaker 3:That's just what I can remember.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying, that's just what I can remember.
Speaker 3:It's just like okay me, if I wanted the measurement, I would want to be like Wilt.
Speaker 1:Like the ladies yeah, see, we ain't want to bring that. Like the ladies yeah, I see we ain't want to bring that up.
Speaker 3:I know, but I ain't got no choice because y'all are going to make me seem like a down trotting alcoholic no.
Speaker 1:But I'm not a down trotting alcoholic.
Speaker 3:I used to be a ladies man, but I drank a little bit too much. But anyway, you know.
Speaker 2:And I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1:When and I'll be honest with you. When I heard about Will, you're just gonna say the only lady you've been with Is your ex-wife. That's true.
Speaker 3:There we go right there, we're gonna leave it at that. That's the only lady I've been with.
Speaker 2:The rest of them hoes Off of the word. Lady, that's exactly. You took the words Right out of my mouth.
Speaker 3:Y'all need to quit Right out of my mouth. How?
Speaker 2:many hoes you been with.
Speaker 3:That's the only one I ever met that was sober Ah good Lord hey all right, that is you, a drunk nigga.
Speaker 1:Y'all know. When we started I was like I want to talk about the traffic, right?
Speaker 3:Okay, let's do the traffic.
Speaker 1:I have a couple questions. What are the laws? Y'all know how our streets are wide or whatever right. What are the laws if someone is crossing, is coming towards you and you're making a right turn. Making a right turn.
Speaker 3:Yeah, at an intersection.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm saying they're on the other side of the street they're making a left.
Speaker 3:You're making a right.
Speaker 1:I'm saying the light changed for you to turn, I know, but they're making a left, you're making a right. No, no, they're walking.
Speaker 3:They're in the crosswalk. Oh, okay, they're on the other side of the street, the, you can't move, no matter what fuck they at, if your light is green and they coming across right here, then you can't move.
Speaker 2:You can't move, no, no you can't move until technically you
Speaker 3:can't move until they get out of the crosswalk, out of the intersection, see I done, heard different.
Speaker 2:I heard. As long as they're not within the vicinity. You talking about California law. I'm telling you right now I got it within the vicinity.
Speaker 3:You talking about California law, this Arizona law.
Speaker 2:I got it on good authority, somebody who's lived here longer than all of us combined.
Speaker 3:I got it on good authority. Who got a fucking ticket? You beat your motherfucking ass and that motherfucker stepped inside that crosswalk. You cannot turn. Watch me.
Speaker 1:I turn, I do it. They're coming across. You're trying to beat them. In other words you, I do it. Okay, they're coming across. They're way on the other side of the You're trying to beat them. In other words right, you can't do that, but dude they're.
Speaker 3:They have the right of way.
Speaker 1:That's illegal you cannot do that For the pedestrian? Hey, it's only illegal if you get caught. It's not a side street.
Speaker 3:Why you even ask the question.
Speaker 2:Why you even ask the question. I didn't ask the question.
Speaker 1:Hey, you got to cross one, two, three lanes, four, five, were they?
Speaker 3:running. Did they run across? No, it was just and, by the way, it was just basic no.
Speaker 1:Basically, I'm bringing this up, it's $350. I want to know why the car in front of me don't just turn they on the other side of the street, because they can't. They ain't even got to us yet, they can't.
Speaker 2:The pedestrian has a right of way. I'm with you on that.
Speaker 3:I'm going.
Speaker 1:Nigga, they ain't got the right of way. If they way on the other side of the street, if they in the crosswalk, if you say walk, it says walk. Now I can see if they on our side.
Speaker 2:They ain't even got to say walk, but they also need to make sure that they take caution when crossing.
Speaker 3:Okay, hit one of them then no.
Speaker 2:if you hit one of them, no, yeah, you going to jail.
Speaker 3:Then you tell the motherfucker say hey, the nigga didn't have the right of way.
Speaker 1:Hey, I saw somebody at 51st and Union Hills today right in front of Deer Valley High School. Green light going south Dude crossing the street. I just closed my eyes. Obviously, people stop. But I was like why would you cross the street?
Speaker 2:The light is green, so they're coming from the opposite side, if they're past the halfway point. No, if they're past the halfway point, but if they're just getting onto the crosswalk. I'm turning, listen.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about the light just changed.
Speaker 2:You can Google it if you want to. Now on the other side of the sidewalk. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Once that motherfucker I'm turning. Once that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Foot Sounds like you in a rush Once that motherfucker, that's what it sounds like, sounds like you in a rush Nah.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna sit there and watch. The light just changed.
Speaker 3:But once that motherfucker foot, you can't move.
Speaker 1:Why so you're telling me you wait. Do you wait for every single person that's on the other side of the street?
Speaker 3:I don't give a shit about them. Exactly. I'm just telling you the law.
Speaker 2:I've had a police behind me. Oh, no, listen.
Speaker 1:And they've crossed and I've turned. Listen, I do it all the time.
Speaker 3:You must have a special license plate.
Speaker 1:No, the cop was just behind me. That I do it all the time. You must have a special license plate. No, the cop was just behind me. That's what made me ask. He's a mason.
Speaker 3:That's what made me ask. He's a mason. So the cop looked at me and listen.
Speaker 1:I've been behind a cop. The light had changed. You're on, exactly I'm like well he went, I'm going right.
Speaker 3:As long as he ain't past that halfway point you can try to fight it in court and say you turn within reasonable prudence.
Speaker 2:So you think they're going to pull me over if he's all the way on the other?
Speaker 3:side On the other side, if he's still in the crosswalk.
Speaker 2:I bet you 99 out of 100 cops won't pull you over. Well, if he's riding a skateboard, if he's riding a skateboard, I'm not going. If he's mobile, I'm not going.
Speaker 1:I'm not going. If he's mobile, I'm not going. I'm going at their pace, like if it's grandma, grandma you got it, grandma, with a walker, so technically I'm going Hell yeah, grandma taking too long.
Speaker 2:You ain't supposed to be on a skateboard. You supposed to walk your bike across.
Speaker 1:And you ain't supposed to have no walker. Exactly.
Speaker 3:And you supposed to be waiting for them to cross.
Speaker 1:Lift for them to cross. Lift your walker up. Okay, hey, I guarantee I've logged more miles than we could combine everybody.
Speaker 2:So, steve, you waiting until he come all the way across. You waiting, no.
Speaker 1:I'm not waiting. No, exactly, okay. No, I'm not waiting.
Speaker 2:I was just saying he asked me what the law was.
Speaker 1:Man, nobody's waiting. No, Nobody's waiting. Listen, I was behind a cop. Same scenario Light turn. They started to walk across cop. Now, remember we're not talking about a side street. I'm talking about Bell. Road yeah a major cross street.
Speaker 2:I know what you mean.
Speaker 3:What if they came?
Speaker 2:out with a sign. They were trying to get you attention. No, turn on red or something.
Speaker 3:No, they came up with a joke we'll work for food.
Speaker 2:Hell, no, I'm turning. Yeah, I'm turning. Most of these cops don't really know the law themselves too. Nah, especially if they right there now. If it's the other way around, they right there and you about to turn no, yeah, exactly, man, I'm turning. Especially if they right there Now.
Speaker 1:If it's the other way around they right there and you about to turn no exactly If it's coming from the other side yeah man, I'm turning they sitting up there. Or especially if they just moseying along looking on their phone, I'm like, come on, you ain't even trying to hustle.
Speaker 2:Nope.
Speaker 3:I always try to make eye contact.
Speaker 2:If I'm in a crossroad, I make sure I see you and you see me, because I ain't trying to go out like Eli. Oh, my God Damn. Rest in peace, all right. Subject change now. Who the hell is Eli?
Speaker 1:Man, what else we got to talk about?
Speaker 2:I'm with Jonas. Who is Eli? No, our old homie, our old guy. He got ran over at 28th Avenue in Thunderbird.
Speaker 1:He used to come to the gym all the time. Remember old man Eli, the old black guy. Oh yeah, he got killed at In a crosswalk, damn. With his bags of groceries. How old was he? 93? 93. How you going to live 93 good years and then good year and then get hit by a damn car Legally?
Speaker 3:Right, illegally, illegally, he was in the crosswalk. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He was in the crosswalk, ain't that?
Speaker 1:a damn shame. You know why?
Speaker 3:Because, there's people like him. Exactly, he wanted to go, he was over there. You gotta wait. Did you just say he was gonna?
Speaker 1:go. Hey, rob, I'm going too. We all going. I'm going. Hey, no listen, I'm not going to even say I'm going, I go.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Present tense.
Speaker 2:I'm going and I'm going Throw yourself on the mercy of the court. More than a story, pedestrians have some common damn sense, true Hustle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Hurry up. Grandma Just hustle, Because you know, like when he started to crawl, that light ain't going to be long enough.
Speaker 1:Hey them, Hot Wheels. Be scaring me though, Hot Wheels.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the little scooters, yeah them. Things be fast, dog. I've been listening too much to Jasmine Crust Hot Wheels. I thought you were talking about wheelchairs, my bad.
Speaker 2:Technically, you ain't supposed to be on a scooter in a crosswalk. No, you're not. You're supposed to be on a side of the road, you're supposed to walk.
Speaker 1:What if they can't walk? Though that's crosswalk.
Speaker 3:But that still don't justify you hitting them, though. No, it don't. Oh, I hit him, but he was on a fucking scooter.
Speaker 1:What if you just bump him, bump them just to make their batteries stop a little bit? You still can't hit them, though Boom and be like hey, I only did that, and it died in the crosswalk. No, I mean the wheelchair. It just died after you bumped it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly Boom. Now you got to push this motherfucker all the way home.
Speaker 1:And be like hey, no, I just wanted you to.
Speaker 3:You just killed my wheelchair. You got to push them all the way home.
Speaker 2:Drag, I'm going to call my.
Speaker 3:Uber. They ain't going to be able to get it in the car, you're going to have to get them a like what are them big ones? Xl.
Speaker 1:Are they XL Ubers? Yeah, anybody ever been, you've been in an XL Uber, haven't you? Or Uber, I didn't pay for it.
Speaker 2:It was free.
Speaker 1:We asked you if've been in one.
Speaker 3:You've been in one, but it was.
Speaker 2:Hey, it wasn't like it wasn't free shit.
Speaker 3:No, no, for real. So I've been playing a long time straight up.
Speaker 2:So I was in california once and I ordered an uber and a mercedes pulled up. I said I didn't pay for this is that uber? Black. I think mercedes probably considered Uber Black, but he's like no, I'm just taking rides right now. So he had downgraded his to just regular Uber.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, so he can get that cash. Yeah, yeah, it was a nice Mercedes, like a big body, not a big body, it was like a I'm tired of you getting shit for free.
Speaker 3:I want some free shit, gotta, I want some free shit, gotta hang out with him more.
Speaker 2:I got some animosity, you get a free coochie Gotta hang out with him more. Nah, I ain't never had no free coochie.
Speaker 3:Coochie ain't never free. Coochie ain't never been free man, I'm old, I gotta pay bro.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, even if you ain't paying.
Speaker 1:Pay with you what you paying.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can fight it. You can tell the motherfucking seven you be the old nigga in the club, think you got game. You still going to have to fucking pay.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:You might as well just go and take the money out of the pocket and say, look, just tell me exactly how much I got to pay. Hey, how much you going to call me Because I ain't going to be with five, ten minutes, and then you're going to do the fuck you got and do the fuck you gotta do the rest of the night. Hey, dude, you go right there. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Speaking like a true champion.
Speaker 3:right there I'm serious though I've been like this shit. You got 23 hours and 55 minutes dude the fuck you want.
Speaker 1:After this he said 23 hours, she can go make some more money. Look he counting his money right here. Yeah, man, I just throw it on the nightstand. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:I just throw it on the nightstand. What you need, girl, what?
Speaker 2:you need hey see what you got to look for. I only count by one that's it.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'm here for you. I'm here for you. I'm an old school boy, I stick it in the brazil Shit Like is Is that enough for you? I'm old school? We stick it in the brazil, bro. There you go. There you go, girl, you're right on in there. There you go, right next to the butcher.
Speaker 1:now, that's funny. Hey that ain't for me, is it? That ain't for me, is it? Hey, it's been a minute since we all been here, huh.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah.
Speaker 3:Hey but really though, though, what the hell is uber? Black, it's just upgraded yeah, it's just upgraded like the fancy cars.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you call it why they call it uber black, because it's just fancy yeah, just to let them know, to differentiate from regular uber, uber xl would be considered something like like a big suv suv so like uber black is like, just like fancy cars so that's all so.
Speaker 3:I go pick them up in my say these black.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're laying over a Tesla's.
Speaker 1:That's uber, that's uber black, ain't it? Yes, I think certain models are. Yeah, teslas are Uber Black. Probably not the.
Speaker 2:Model 3 or whatever. But yeah, I should do.
Speaker 3:Uber. I should drive Uber. You should Put me a cooler.
Speaker 1:Get some free coochie then.
Speaker 3:Hey, if.
Speaker 1:I was you, I'd take them in a white one.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Put them in a white one. Yeah, put that cooler on the back right there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and be like, hey, have it full of beer, then you pick them up next week. Then they be like oh shoot.
Speaker 2:We call you next week too, you flossing on them. You got to play the Stone Cold Steve Austin, though with the beer.
Speaker 3:Oh, come on, oh, come on, oh yeah, let the bodies hit the floor.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no. The original the walkout song with the glass breaking and everything.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2:That's not it. Yeah, it is. Let me play this. Hold on, I haven't played.
Speaker 1:I mean.
Speaker 2:I haven't walked.
Speaker 1:Well.
Speaker 3:I have seen the.
Speaker 1:Rock and Steve Austin, but I don't know their.
Speaker 3:I thought there was let the, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Does it have lyrics?
Speaker 3:to it.
Speaker 2:It just has the glass breaking.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the glass breaking. That's a classic Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Speaker 2:I think it's yeah, just a Uh-oh, here we go. Yeah, that's enough. I don't want to get sued, that's that Stone Cold.
Speaker 1:That's enough. I don't want to get sued. That's that Stone Cold. That's his walkout.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hey, what would be your walkout if you was a baseball player. The Stone.
Speaker 1:Cold, you would do the Stone Cold. Hell yeah, what you got.
Speaker 3:Rod, can you look up any song on there?
Speaker 2:Oh man, you know, I used to dream about the song Rick Ross Hustlin'.
Speaker 3:It's Friday.
Speaker 2:Every time, but that would be my walkout song. Every day I'm hustlin', hustlin' oh okay, yeah. I used to want that to play every time I opened my door in my car.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if I had to set it up like every day I'm hustling and hustling what you got, Steve she, you already know Mine going to be.
Speaker 2:I beat the pussy up. You know you can't have that as a walkout song.
Speaker 1:As my walkout song dude, I'm going to have to bat just like this so he probably got to be like I beat it, beat it up. Oh my goodness, beat the clean burst. If I was there All the white girls are going to know what I'm talking about. Oh, my Lord, where the white women at? What would yours be, bosco? Atomic Dog? Okay, atomic Dog, george Clinton, joe.
Speaker 3:What If I was a wrestler? No, just your baseball walkout.
Speaker 1:Yeah, your baseball walkout song.
Speaker 3:Oh baseball.
Speaker 1:You can imagine, because you done played softball now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I played softball man. What would be my walkout song?
Speaker 1:I tell you I got Atomic Dog. He got Beat it, Beat it Up, he gonna beat the pussy up.
Speaker 3:What was yours? Every Day I'm Hustling yeah.
Speaker 1:Hustling. He got Stone Cold. I don't know. You probably put on some blues, huh, what's the two cents? No, it'll be tiptoe, tiptoe.
Speaker 3:Tiptoe.
Speaker 1:I thought it was about to say tip drill.
Speaker 3:Tiptoe, hit that tiptoe.
Speaker 2:Would that be your boxing walkout song too?
Speaker 1:Oh, my boxing walkout song would be man.
Speaker 3:Tyrone Davis. Let me see.
Speaker 1:That's a good one right there.
Speaker 2:My class is always mystical man right there.
Speaker 3:That's my walkout song. Right there, baby, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Just let me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you got to hit it, guys, let me tiptoe, I can't get sued. In your bedroom.
Speaker 2:That is funny. What's your boxing walkout song?
Speaker 1:Boxing.
Speaker 2:Something that hypes me up.
Speaker 1:I got one Outstanding Gap man. Outstanding Gapman.
Speaker 2:Outstanding man. Yeah, I can see that. How about yours For boxing? Come back to me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going outstanding For boxing, for boxing.
Speaker 2:Wow, what's yours, alabama?
Speaker 3:Like I said LL Cool J, Mama said knock you out.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a good one you can't go wrong with that one One and only Christian.
Speaker 2:Or I'm going to go with Manish Boy.
Speaker 1:Manish Boy, oh, that's nice, that's.
Speaker 2:Muddy Waters right there.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:Huh, what did Steve you give, give yours.
Speaker 2:I'm about to go Renegade Jay Z, jay Z and Eminem. Yeah, eminem and Jay Z, oh yeah, you can't go wrong, renegade.
Speaker 1:They should get me going. They should get me hyped, yeah like I said, mine is Mystical.
Speaker 3:Man Right Chip man oh, what a good one. What's that?
Speaker 1:Paris one, kanye West oh yeah, that's niggas in Paris won Kanye West oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Niggas in Paris.
Speaker 1:Niggas in Paris, or you know what else. Champion, do you realize? Yeah, dun, dun dun, I come out. Hey, I'm telling y'all.
Speaker 3:Remember oh, you're going to come out to Mystical.
Speaker 1:He's coming out to Mystical. That was Kanye.
Speaker 3:West.
Speaker 1:It was Kanye West with a few people. Hey, remember.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go with Kanye. All Falls Down.
Speaker 1:Oh no, that's a good one. You got LL Cool J on bad. That's a classic. What about?
Speaker 3:I thought, but that's for boxing.
Speaker 1:No, that's what I'm saying. You coming down LL on bad you can down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hell, I'm bad, you can really come out to whatever you want. Yeah, hey, that's me right there, uh-oh.
Speaker 1:Hey, remember, y'all remember Corey Spinks, mm-hmm. Y'all remember Corey.
Speaker 1:Spinks, oh, yeah, yeah yeah, Y'all remember when heinks Mm-hmm. Y'all remember Corey Spinks? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Y'all remember when he used to come into the ring. I love this cat man. This cat used to jerk man. He used to be coming down like, oh, I think if I'm not mistaken, I think it was from St Louis this cat would be dancing. I'm like, hey, look up Corey Spinks, Corey Spinks ring entrance. Watch this cat man, this dude. I'm like I think this cat might be at the club.
Speaker 2:I swear these phones listen, because I typed the man's name in and the first thing that popped up was ring entrance Swear, that's crazy. Is that it right there? Yeah, this is it the greatest entrance ever? Hey, watch me. Shit, we got to get on YouTube, fellas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, look at this. Hey, wait, hold on.
Speaker 2:We're going to Put it on the computer Corey Springs. Hey Corey Springs. Oh yeah, he getting down. I know y'all can't see this. This is content y'all. We'll get it posted up on IG, or or.
Speaker 1:The YouTube Twitter we might even try to get TikTok.
Speaker 3:Jess will run a TikTok TikTok.
Speaker 2:Damn. Yeah, no, he got a whole routine, he getting it, ain't he? Yeah, he got a whole routine, he getting it, ain't he? Yeah, he got a whole routine, y'all. Yeah, yeah, you know he had to be tired by the time he got to the ring, though. Yeah, I'm sure Zab Judah won that fight. Didn know he had to be tired by the time he got to the ring, though. Yeah, I'm sure Zab Judah won that fight, didn't he? Yeah, he was probably tired when he got to the ring. Hey, you got to put on a show, though. Listen, you have to put on a show. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1:Because look, here's the thing.
Speaker 2:Oh, go ahead. Roy Jones Jr put on a show. Coming to the ring, man.
Speaker 1:Roy Jones used to talk to people yes, in the middle, yes In the middle of the fight, and then be like Pensacola in the house. Roy Jones is my dude, roy Jones is my dude man.
Speaker 1:Hey, that video was four minutes long, oh so that nigga wasn't even a quarter of the way through. Oh, with Corey Spinks. Yeah, hey, y'all check it out. Corey Spinks, greatest, what was it? Greatest ring entrance ever? Yeah, it absolutely. I mean I know you had Deontay Wilder, I mean I know you've had a whole bunch of people, but especially like for us, for our culture man, I remember that I was hyped. I don't remember if he won. I saw the fight. Did he win? I don't even remember.
Speaker 2:Zab Judah, I'm looking it up. No, I think he lost.
Speaker 1:Zab used to be that dude.
Speaker 2:Oh Zab Judah, I'm looking it up. No, I think he lost. Zab used to be that dude. Oh Zab Judah was nice yeah he used to be that dude.
Speaker 1:It's just like everybody gets their lunch money took.
Speaker 2:At some point.
Speaker 1:Like Tyson.
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:I got some disputes against his, though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I still can't watch it. I can't do the Tyson thing.
Speaker 1:And even homeboy. They waited here's my Ohio thing, but I was mad. I still can't watch the fight.
Speaker 3:I still can't watch the Buster Govins fight.
Speaker 1:They waited, and I still can't watch the Super Bowl when dude caught the ball against his helmet.
Speaker 3:Randy.
Speaker 1:Moss is supposed to have a Super Bowl ring and I'm upset that he don't. I'm mad about it. That nigga, he got sacked and then nigga holding the ball on the side of his head. Man, that ain't real, that ain't even happening. That's the script.
Speaker 2:That was the NFL script that year, man hey.
Speaker 1:I got a question for you. He got sacked.
Speaker 3:You need to stop.
Speaker 2:So we brought up earlier was it this week? Last week we were talking about how the Mega Millions went up to $5.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's $5 now, not doing it, not doing it.
Speaker 2:So shout out to Earthquake. I heard on his radio show he had a question and I thought this would be an interesting question. If you won the lottery, who would be the first person you tell?
Speaker 1:Joe A prostitute.
Speaker 3:Okay, we done. I wouldn't tell nobody.
Speaker 2:But you had to tell somebody no, I don't.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't tell nobody bro.
Speaker 2:Superman, so you.
Speaker 1:You gotta tell somebody, I'm telling my lawyer I gotta get some legal advice immediately.
Speaker 2:You have gotta tell somebody, I'm telling my lawyer, I gotta get some legal advice Immediately.
Speaker 3:You have to tell somebody. Ain't, nobody gonna know. I got it.
Speaker 2:Ain't nobody got it.
Speaker 3:I had to spend Ten dollars at a time. God damn it. I'm telling.
Speaker 2:I'm telling my fish A fish ain't somebody, it's a body.
Speaker 3:Tell your fish that motherfucker Don't want a bigger gold, don't want a bigger bowl. Hey, that fish ain't somebody, it's somebody. Tell your fish that motherfucker don't want a bigger gold, don't want a bigger bowl. Hey, that fish don't want a net. Motherfucker gold chain.
Speaker 2:That motherfucker don't want a big ass bowl and shit.
Speaker 1:With a medallion on that, motherfucker, I ain't telling nobody.
Speaker 2:You know what you got to watch who you tell stuff to.
Speaker 1:I feel like People got big mouths, man.
Speaker 2:I ain't telling nobody and and this is probably famous last words but I feel like I can tell my mom.
Speaker 3:I ain't telling her, can I?
Speaker 1:tell my mom, even though she ain't here.
Speaker 2:You could.
Speaker 3:I tell my mom. I can tell mine, my mom will tell everybody.
Speaker 2:My mom will try to sue me. My mom will tell her sister. Her sister will tell everybody in the family. My phone will start ringing off the hook.
Speaker 1:Hey, I know my pop. You know he analyzed the podcast every week, calling talk to me about it. I'm like it feels like I'm doing two shows. He got show notes. Man, I'm like man, he's like son. Like I said, I don't even remember half the stuff we're talking about.
Speaker 3:You know we just be on here, just like whatever. I think I can keep it a secret. I'll be honest with you. I wouldn't tell my brother and then the person I do tell probably wouldn't believe me. No way He'd say you lying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you right.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know somebody who hit the lotto and I still ain't said I sure would. Would they say anything? Oh, hell no.
Speaker 3:Would they say anything? Shit, my brother's in debt. I ain't telling him All this shit.
Speaker 1:You gonna get him out of debt? No, I ain't. I'm not paying five dollars.
Speaker 2:You ain't gonna sit on A little red envelope. First off, just have him invite Invite to your house.
Speaker 1:I used to get Ten dollars is my limit Disappear. So I used to get 10 lines. Then they took it to $2. So obviously that gave me five lines and I would take it. But now $10 is going to give me two lines Until Mega Millions hit like a billion.
Speaker 3:I'm out. It won't be long. It's raising to $5.
Speaker 2:Now do y'all think you could be the one to be told what that somebody hit the?
Speaker 1:lottery. It just depends on who told.
Speaker 3:Oh no, you can't tell me shit. I ain't going to lie about that. That nigga hit the lottery. I'm going to be on the phone before you left the house. Come on, nigga, take me to McDonald's or something. They're like man I ain't. I go to McDonald's and order a whole bunch of shit. You just won the goddamn lottery.
Speaker 1:Hey, pay for this shit, hotway, damn. I'm going to tell you why I think they did it. We've talked about it, but now that it's official because Powerball locked them out, because you know, powerball was Saturday, right, well, it was Wednesday and Saturday they didn't remember when Powerball got Monday. So Powerball is now Monday, wednesday, saturday, mega Miriams is Tuesday.
Speaker 2:Fridays, right Tuesdays and Fridays.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Tuesday and Friday. So that's my thing. So with Powerball it was Wednesday, Saturday, Making Millions was what we say Tuesday, Tuesday, Friday. So that left Monday open. Because Powerball got. Unless you're going on the same day which people I guess, I don't know if they have some type of agreement you're not going to do it on the Lord's Day, that's the only, because, even if they did it, that would have been. Their only option is Sunday, Because if they go Sunday, then you got Tuesday. You see what I'm saying. Because Mega is Tuesday, Friday, they done priced a lot of people out with that there. Nigga, they priced me out for real, cause I'm looking at, I'm like I'm gonna go ahead and buy five dollars.
Speaker 1:Nah, dude, five dollars is one line. Now I know all it takes is one, but but dude, your odds decrease you used to you used to give me 10 lines.
Speaker 2:Actually, I want the one and I accepted the five lines.
Speaker 1:Now my $5 is giving me one line. I can't do it.
Speaker 2:I'm priced out. And when you say, because I've never played the numbers, I've never bought a ticket for nothing, when you say line? Do you mean just literally a horizontal line? No, I'm saying your numbers.
Speaker 1:Your six numbers, you only get one. It used to be a dollar. Yeah, it used to be, a dollar. Yes, so that's what I'm saying Price us out. You used to pay $10, we'll get you $10.
Speaker 3:Ain't nobody winning with trailer park people anyway, Shit are they going to still play it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're going to play it, it's going to be all rich people that hit Mega Millions.
Speaker 3:now You're going to hear somebody hit.
Speaker 2:They're going to be like oh they rich already, hey them, people are going to pawn some Similac to get them numbers.
Speaker 3:I'm cold. I'm just going to stay at Powerball.
Speaker 1:Powerball doesn't have to increase their fee. No, they don't, because they have that third day. They still at $2. So this is Mega.
Speaker 3:Millions. I think this is Mega Millions' answer to Powerball getting three days. They just figured they had to increase.
Speaker 2:You don't have to go to scratchers. I think they, yeah, you can even do scratchers on that app. Now, you ever did a scratcher? I got a scratcher at the crib right now On that app, oh yeah. Waiting to get scratched right now On that app, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Waiting to get scratched. You didn't scratch her on the app.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I probably did a couple scratches. I can't wait.
Speaker 1:In person or on the app. On the app how is it?
Speaker 2:How do you scratch it With your fingers? Take my money, man. You can scratch it with your finger or you can just hit results. Oh, just results.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you don't have to look at this. You just scratch that off and scan the code and see if you won or not.
Speaker 1:Hey, it takes the fun out of it. Somebody did that and threw it in the trash, right. I mean I didn't see it, but the story was told to me and I guess somebody you know how they would get the tickets and they'd check them and I think they had won 500 bucks. Somebody just threw away $500. Didn't think they won. Somebody came in, you know.
Speaker 2:You should check it, Even if you think you lose, you should check it. Well.
Speaker 3:I don't like like I know people that buys a ticket and they just scratch off the thing and scan it yeah. You know. But then if you hand it to a person, they scan it and they go oh yeah, you won. They give you $20. It might be fucking $2,000. So you need to scratch that shit off.
Speaker 1:I'm checking myself.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying Scratch that shit off, bro.
Speaker 1:And I'm checking that one little machine. You go there and say hey, where's that girl at?
Speaker 3:She quit with your money.
Speaker 1:So hey, I want to know what happens when you check it and if you win over. You know how it says this ticket is not a winner. Or it says you're a winner but if you scan it and you won, like $100,000. They're not going to give you that. No, I'm saying what does the machine say? I know it's over $599.
Speaker 2:I mean, I would think the machine would probably make a little bit bigger noise than that little do-do-do-do or whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you know, I'm talking about the one, not you gave it to them, you checked it yourself. Yeah, you know the one where you play yourself and you check it.
Speaker 2:You don't want to give them the ticket, I'm going straight to the lottery commission Because I used to sign my tickets.
Speaker 1:But they said don't do that. They said not. I forget what the reasoning was.
Speaker 3:Tax purpose. Make sure it's yours.
Speaker 2:Tax purpose.
Speaker 3:Because I know if I won the lottery I'm not putting my name on it. I'm going to a financial advisor and I'm putting it in trust.
Speaker 2:Oh, now you're talking going on financial advisor. I'm putting it in trust. Yeah, oh, now you're talking to a financial advisor. I thought you weren't talking to a financial advisor.
Speaker 3:I'm talking to him.
Speaker 2:That ain't the first person I'm telling I don't care, that ain't the first person.
Speaker 3:I'm telling, I'm telling my brother first Listen, even if they take 30%, 40% it.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, that's true, true, no, okay. So I was at the casino one time. This lady hit $340,000 on a slot machine and was complaining.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:She was like I got to pay taxes on this. I told her, I said you know what? I'll pay taxes on it if I can have it. And she just shut her mouth.
Speaker 3:Well, the thing is like I know a relative won $440,000, right and. But the casino wanted their cut and then they wanted to do taxes and all that shit. You know, or you could have take it like as a lottery.
Speaker 1:Oh, they won it at the casino.
Speaker 3:If you take it as a lump sum, they do it like the lottery, you know, they take fucking all the taxes out of it, yeah. And then they take the casino and all that shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Your 400 turns into like 120 or some shit like that. What does?
Speaker 2:the casino get.
Speaker 3:Hey, those fucking machines are renting out of Vegas.
Speaker 2:They don't get nothing. See, they don't get nothing. You don't have to pay Vegas, you got to pay taxes. All right, hey, does Desert Diamond have their? Liquor license yet.
Speaker 3:Oh, they all got their liquor license. We want you to win that money.
Speaker 2:The one on Northwestern, on Northern? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, I ain't been out there. Yeah, I haven't been out there yet, but I know it's out there, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I know it's one across from the.
Speaker 3:Wildlife Zoo now.
Speaker 1:I I know they got a good ass hamburger. One at the Wildlife Zoo Got a.
Speaker 2:Morton's Got a Morton's Steakhouse. Y'all know what other establishment has some pretty fine dining.
Speaker 1:Oh hell, somebody just talked about this today on the radio the Titty Bars. I could have told you that Is that for real, yeah.
Speaker 2:I've never had. Hey, there's one.
Speaker 1:You want me to say the name or not? I told you that Is that for real? Yeah, yes, I've never had. I mean, I don't frequent the titty bar. Hey, there's one I don't know. You want me?
Speaker 3:to say the name or not, but you can go down there at lunchtime. Who?
Speaker 1:Get a motherfucking burger fries when.
Speaker 3:And a beer for like it was like $9.
Speaker 1:Hey, half our customers are out the country, so just in case they come visit, this is true there.
Speaker 2:It is the one that's down here. Which one is that? Was that Deer Valley?
Speaker 1:Crazy Girls yeah, used to be close to us. Yeah, no, they used to have a $6 steak special at lunch.
Speaker 2:I done had a couple.
Speaker 3:And you go there at lunchtime. He said I had a couple steaks. Yeah you go down there and get your little look and then you get your little dance.
Speaker 2:I'm over there for the burger.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what your mouth say.
Speaker 2:That is what my mouth say. That's what it gets.
Speaker 1:first and last say so what if you go up in there and then you see some titties you want to touch? Well, you ain't allowed to touch them, but no, you can touch if you have her dance on you.
Speaker 2:Nah In the room so you can you?
Speaker 3:go that far.
Speaker 1:Shit, you didn't touch one before.
Speaker 2:I done sucked on one before. Did it taste like glitter? It was a little coconutty.
Speaker 1:You done sucked a.
Speaker 2:I done sucked on a stripper titty before you done sucked on a stripper titty, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:In the strip club, in the strip club man, how many? Other niggas miles been on that titty.
Speaker 2:Nigga how many titties you done sucked on. I know man.
Speaker 3:How many other niggas miles been on that titty Exactly?
Speaker 2:Nigga, there's a stat for you. How many nipples have you done, sucked on? That's a lot.
Speaker 3:That's a lot of nipples though.
Speaker 2:That's how you started out.
Speaker 1:You started out sucking titties by like sixth grade, I know but that's two per grade Because remember, she wouldn't let you hit.
Speaker 3:You came into this world sucking titties.
Speaker 1:I let you suck my titties Facts. I remember sucking titties down in the basement on some dirty ass clothes. You know how? The first thing I like 1980.
Speaker 2:I don't know how old are you when you are 1230?
Speaker 1:Seven, six, seven grade yeah, probably I. These dirty ass clothes Bitch. No, you ain't no real N-I-G-G-A if you ain't sucked a titty or humped on some dirty clothes in the basement, that's why, you know, you know you done been down there.
Speaker 2:I'm from the trenches, dirty clothes man. You know, if you ain't never had sex In the projects.
Speaker 1:Nah, I didn't have sex in the. You're from the country, joe.
Speaker 3:We done realized no no, no, all the stuff we talk about. I went to Ohio For the summer one.
Speaker 1:Nigga. But you, nigga, you was in Oberlin. That's not real Ohio. He said Oberlin, that's. Like that's Akron is.
Speaker 3:Dayton, that's okay, cincinnati I still sucked some titties that summer.
Speaker 1:But I'm saying they ain't got no dirty clothes. Yeah, they probably got a nice townhouse.
Speaker 3:They had a hamper.
Speaker 1:Nigga. I was talking about the project Rosemary project Titties, joy Park project. I was talking about the project Rosemary Project Titties, joy Park Project Titties. They still had hair in those days. Backseat of my mama, chevy Nova Titties. The Wilbeth Homes Titties, mohawk Homes Titties that's what I'm saying. You got to suck titties in the projects to get your real nigga car.
Speaker 3:Titties in the projects to get your real nigga car Shit.
Speaker 1:I got to suck titties in the cornfield. Hey, don't nothing taste better than Section 8 titties.
Speaker 3:Don't nothing taste better than wick titties.
Speaker 2:Cornfield titties. Cornfield titties.
Speaker 3:Wickfield titties.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's got to be the episode title, section 8 titties Nah, Cornfield Titties, huh, joe.
Speaker 3:We didn't know what Section 8 was.
Speaker 1:Joe was like them cornfield titties right there. I know he done had some Section 8 titties. Oh yeah, project titties, food stamp titties.
Speaker 3:Exactly Okay, I got the question. What's the difference between titties and tits?
Speaker 1:Niggas got titties, nigger girls, white girls got tits yeah.
Speaker 2:Nah, I think it's Black girls got titties. I think it's got to do with the size. You think, I think the A to the A to big B.
Speaker 3:those are tits yeah.
Speaker 1:Titties. B stands for tits, titties. Titties is the one that you can put your head up under.
Speaker 2:Titties weigh at least 20 pounds a piece.
Speaker 3:Titties are like cantaloupes. Hey, I know a chick that had a titty.
Speaker 1:You got to take a breath and go in Eighth grade. She had to have a breast reduction. I think I did too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got to take a deep breath and go in Eighth grade, she had to have a breast reduction. I think I did too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you got to take a deep breath and go in.
Speaker 1:Eighth grade dog.
Speaker 2:Her back must have been hurt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I remember Damn, she was talking like a plane.
Speaker 3:So what it really?
Speaker 1:boils down to is the difference between titties and tits.
Speaker 3:Titties you got to take a deep breath and go in.
Speaker 2:No, I think also tits.
Speaker 1:So it's an art.
Speaker 2:Tits are going to be perky.
Speaker 3:No, they're going to look dead man. You know, you got to pick them up. You ever seen some?
Speaker 2:big ass perky titties. Yeah, you never seen no big giant perky titties.
Speaker 3:Those are perky tits, not no real ones. Not no real ones, not no real ones, dolly.
Speaker 2:Parton. So the silicone, those are tits, dolly Parton.
Speaker 1:Dolly Parton, dolly Parton.
Speaker 2:Dolly Parton is gravity-defying tits no they're titties.
Speaker 1:Would you suck a tits? Hell yes, even the reducted ones.
Speaker 2:Right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, not even a second thought of that. Would you smash Madonna right now?
Speaker 3:Titties. When you lay down, they just fall over to the side Because she made Like a Prayer.
Speaker 2:Hey, y'all know that song is not religious at all and religious motherfuckers be singing that shit Like a Virgin, like a Prayer. Oh, I don't know, I just know Like a Virgin. Same thing with Jesus Walks. God, show me the way.
Speaker 1:Anyway.
Speaker 2:Jesus walks. Y'all see Kanye with that damn KKK outfit on. Nah, man, y'all didn't see that I didn't see that, I saw it but Kanye done, lost his damn mind. I don't even want to give him no attention.
Speaker 1:Yeah, who saw John Morant pull that damn grenade? Oh, I saw that shit and he threw it. Man, that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2:I had no idea. This the Like a Prayer oh oh yeah, she is talking about sucking that dick, is she? I did hear I actually did hear that, that she was actually talking about sucking dick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:She was actually talking about sucking dick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, they got motherfuckers in church singing that shit like a hymn.
Speaker 2:Hilarious. That's because it must be a Catholic church, because you know they practice when they start.
Speaker 3:They started practicing it at nine At ten, that's when I heard it.
Speaker 1:What'd you?
Speaker 2:think about John Moran. That's why I always get a Catholic girl, you want a headhunter.
Speaker 3:What'd you think about.
Speaker 2:John Morant doing the gun pose.
Speaker 3:Or the gun.
Speaker 2:No, that was grenade, no. So he started off with the gun and they told him to knock it off. So now he's doing the grenade.
Speaker 1:He's doing the grenade now. Oh my god, you gotta stop what is wrong with them, and I have size 12 John Morant to anybody that want him.
Speaker 3:I need a 13. Freedom Size, 12 John Morant to anybody that want him.
Speaker 1:I need a 13. Freedom of speech. I'm like man that's John. Morant man, so you're doing that at your job? Hey, everybody else can make their little shit, so here's the thing, the only thing with John Morant right.
Speaker 2:So he got in trouble for having a gun. The last thing he should be doing is making the shooting Now. Anybody else, it's fine, but John Morant.
Speaker 3:No, can't be John Morant, because what he got in trouble?
Speaker 2:Because he got in trouble, yeah he got in trouble For real.
Speaker 1:Hey, I guarantee if they told you to knock it off, you gonna knock it off.
Speaker 3:Come on man, I don't know, they gave me millions, you damn right. I understand Exactly I with a .25, though, but that's still besides the point. It was still a gun, that's a .25. Twice, ronald Reagan took two of them motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:Come on, man, I understand.
Speaker 3:I understand, but he's Please, they shouldn't even make no issue out of it, that little gunhead right in the neck. Motherfucker .25.
Speaker 2:See, Joe, you're a gun enthusiast Some booze, aka Joe Wick. Right. So you know, 25 ain't shit to you.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying? I see if he had like a motherfucker 1911 or something like that twirling or whatever, the fuck or whatever. But this nigga got a motherfucker like a 25 or a 32 or some shit.
Speaker 2:The rest of the world doesn't see it like that, though, joe hey.
Speaker 3:I had a BB gun, I understand, you know white.
Speaker 1:America is looking at him like that was a semi-automatic rifle a machine gun, like we look at it, like oh okay, okay if he was a white if he was just saying, even though the NRA is corporate America that's all I'm going to say about that.
Speaker 3:Like I said, if that was motherfucking Jokic or somebody I'd be like oh, he's a gun enthusiast.
Speaker 1:They'd call him Jug Dynasty.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But he ain't.
Speaker 3:Jokic, it's just like they had the two videos the brother teaching his kids how to shoot. They call it, say he's a bad parent, thug and all that shit. Same video they teaching the little girl how to shoot. They talking about Patriot.
Speaker 2:You preaching to the choir here.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying, but the guy shouldn't be in trouble for that. He's a second man on the right. He want to carry that motherfucker. He ain't got it at work.
Speaker 2:I think it was the manner in which he did he did not have it at work.
Speaker 3:He was not at work. That's what everybody understand. He's not at work.
Speaker 2:Who did he shoot? He didn't shoot nobody.
Speaker 3:He's not at work, though I understand. He should be able to take that motherfucker and twirl it around his fingers, stick it in his ass if he want to. He's not at work, okay, alright, that's all I'm saying. I understand what you're saying if the Hewlett did it at the stadium? But corporate America don't care about what you're saying no, no, no, if he did it at the stadium, different story. Like that shit Gilbert did that's a different story yeah, you know what I'm saying, but he ain't do it at the stadium.
Speaker 1:He was rolling with his boy but here's the too, though you gotta realize he has also other brands, even though it's just not.
Speaker 3:I know he got into a fight or some shit at a high school game or whatever the fuck. I don't know Some shit like that.
Speaker 2:I thought that shit was over.
Speaker 1:No, it just started. He just did it yesterday he just threw a grenade. Yeah, I saw him when he threw the grenade.
Speaker 3:He made a shot, did he fall with it and everything.
Speaker 1:No, he covered his ears up.
Speaker 2:It was a fake grenade, so he hit a three you gotta get down.
Speaker 3:You can't cover your fucking ears up with a grenade.
Speaker 1:He pulled the pin, which, honestly the shit is hilarious. I think so too, but he threw it and covered his ears. If he can't do that, then you shouldn't be able to do the ice cover the fear.
Speaker 3:Okay, if he can't do that, then you shouldn't be able to do the ice in the veins why you shouldn't be able to do none of that shit.
Speaker 1:Why and when they did ice in the veins.
Speaker 3:I thought that meant like they were shooting up. That's what I'm saying. You shouldn't be able to do none of that shit. You should make a basket and take your fucking ass down to court.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's what we do. If you're going to do that, you can't do the devil horns.
Speaker 3:You can't do none of that shit.
Speaker 1:Are you allowed to put?
Speaker 3:them to sleep. You can't do that shit either. Yeah, that's offensive.
Speaker 1:Ain't no more night-night. Ain't no more night-night. None of that shit.
Speaker 3:Plus, first of all, they should have been gave him. What do you call it Celebrate? No, no, no. When you fuck with a motherfucker, just like stepping over a motherfucker and putting your nuts in his face, teabagging.
Speaker 2:No, not that. Why would you know the name of that?
Speaker 1:He could probably teabag some chicks.
Speaker 3:He was a bachelor at one point in his life. Oh damn, I forgot huh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sometimes you got to teabag. I never teabagged, you ever teabagged before. I ain't never teabagged.
Speaker 1:No, I ain't never teabagged.
Speaker 3:It feel good when they just find it on their own, no hands.
Speaker 2:You say don't hang it, no hands. You said no hands. Where's that?
Speaker 1:teabag when they get down To that booty hole. That's brown teabag.
Speaker 3:What's that say If I get this pussy, you gonna tell on me.
Speaker 1:You can tell nobody, right, hey, it's a chick. If a chick is doing it, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:You can tell nobody, right hey it's a chick If a chick is doing it. That's what I'm saying. If I get this, are you going to tell on me?
Speaker 1:That's when you know a dude is sitting up here. He don't feel secure in himself. I'm good with myself Because, listen, if you're going to do it to a chick in the booty, you can do it to a chick in the booty, you can do it to a dude in a booty.
Speaker 3:pause, no, listen, this is what I'm saying no, I'm gonna have to stop you right there, that you shouldn't even say that, no I'm not putting it out there.
Speaker 1:You need to edit that right. We don't have anything on the show.
Speaker 3:That nigga said you can fucking whammy the ass, you can fucking nigga the ass.
Speaker 1:No, listen. Hey, y'all need to listen. You know exactly what I'm getting at.
Speaker 2:What did I miss? An ass is an ass and a mouth is a mouth, Right?
Speaker 3:So what I'm saying is if a chick is going to lick your booty, why do people sit up here and feel some kind of way oh ain't nothing the matter with that.
Speaker 1:Okay, then when she licked your ass.
Speaker 3:do you kiss her right away? I mean, I don't know, Wait till you gurgle a little bit.
Speaker 2:I mean, give her some cactus cooler, give her some flavor.
Speaker 1:I don't do the booty.
Speaker 3:You going to have some mouthwash sitting right by the bed. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:I mean, I eat booty, but I don't.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:It's just like say, for example, I don't have my booty ate.
Speaker 3:Like you know like.
Speaker 1:But I was just saying, if you teabagging her and you know you sitting up here, you start hitting her with the speed bag. Oh yeah, and then you'd be like Rubbing up against her forehead.
Speaker 3:You right at the taint right there.
Speaker 1:So that's what I'm saying. And then, as she got her tongue out, ooh, guess what they hit your booty hole, ain't nothing wrong with that Shit Shit.
Speaker 3:That's one fantasy down right there.
Speaker 1:Y'all gonna get the high school, okay. So let's just say what did you just? Okay? So let's just say what did you just do? Let's just say Do it again. Do it again. Let's just say If a chick, if a chick ever licked your booty, would you kiss her right away?
Speaker 3:It's my ass. Okay, what if she my ass is clean? What if she swallows? If she swallows, ain't nothing in there, you?
Speaker 1:know exactly what he meant no nigga, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:You talking about snowballing?
Speaker 1:No, I ain't about to get a snowball man? What if she is? You ain't going to let her spit it back in your mouth.
Speaker 3:Slap the shit out, that motherfucker Bitch. You better swallow that shit.
Speaker 2:What if she faked like she swallowed and then she go to kiss you?
Speaker 3:I'll slap the shit out of you.
Speaker 2:She just spit it right back in your mouth.
Speaker 3:I'll slap the shit out of you. Bitch, what the I won't even do that? I'll slap the shit out of you.
Speaker 2:That's when she get the rough hand. I'm talking about like cowboy when she got you tied up. You can't even slap her ain't nobody.
Speaker 3:We didn't got off. I'll tie a motherfucker up, but I ain't you tie, you time.
Speaker 1:You do the tie-ups, you get tied up?
Speaker 3:no, I ain't getting tied up. What if it was two up here, man this hell. No, I don't trust a bitch hell. No, you wouldn't get tied up.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck how many it is I think chicks Be tying up dudes.
Speaker 1:They gonna either Rob them Exactly or peg them or check they phone. Oh, nah, nah See.
Speaker 3:See, fuck that. I ain't finna let a bitch Peg me and tie me up, fuck that. Nah, it be like.
Speaker 1:Ben Rain. He went there. I don't know if they ever admitted it On the show, but I remember one person saying that she like doing that to dudes.
Speaker 3:And she A sick motherfucker. What tied him up.
Speaker 1:No Like pegging dudes.
Speaker 2:I don't know what kind of dudes you messing with that.
Speaker 1:Want to be pegged.
Speaker 2:You have to have some type of trust to have your chick tie you up.
Speaker 3:I got trust issues, bro. Anyway, I can't do it I got trust issues.
Speaker 1:I don't want to get tied up because I think you're going to try to tickle me.
Speaker 2:Don't you touch my feet bitch, I'm ticklish.
Speaker 3:Well, y'all sound like Y'all. Speaking from experience. They sound like they been tied up before Nah ain't never been tied up, nope.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't do it. Yeah, anybody ever been tied up or handcuffed? Nope, nah, nah, man, I don't trust no girl like ever been Tied up or handcuffed Nope, nah, nah, man, I don't trust no girl like that. Nah, that's what I said. Nah, I've watched Misery.
Speaker 3:Way too many times that's an ultimate trust, man, no, I'm, I'm tied up for you, motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Kathy Bates man, that would be scary as hell. Yeah, nah, I've never.
Speaker 1:Cause what if she you? Yeah, no, I've never, you ever tied anybody up? Nope, no, me, neither I don't know, what you're missing. You have. What about you, steve? I'm thinking Handcuffs too.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I know y'all got some freaky fantasy.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, these are three freaky fantasy dudes. Is that freaky though? Is that freaky? Is that really deemed freaky?
Speaker 1:What is freaky? You can't do nothing, I'm just like ah. Nah.
Speaker 3:What is freaky?
Speaker 1:Letting the chick rubber shit on you.
Speaker 2:Oh hell, no, Nope, nah man.
Speaker 1:That is gross, ain't no motherfucking two girls in a cup shit, fuck wrong with y'all.
Speaker 2:That's a sanitation issue.
Speaker 3:Well, sometimes that can't be helped, sometimes that little rabbit turd.
Speaker 1:Come out of there A little turtle head you just keep moving, man Keep it moving.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'll never forget. Man Thump it off the bed.
Speaker 1:Keep it moving.
Speaker 3:Hey, you just sat up here and had your finger in there, my roommate and it smelled a little bit like boo-boo.
Speaker 1:And then you just kept going. He was like man, I was fucking the shit out of this bitch right.
Speaker 2:He went to show me he had two little rabbit turds in his bed. Literally.
Speaker 3:I died laughing.
Speaker 2:I said you literally fucked the shit out of me.
Speaker 3:Hey, that happened to me. I just, like I said, I just thumped him on the bed.
Speaker 2:You would take her hand and rub her nose in it and be like bitch.
Speaker 1:A head with a newspaper.
Speaker 3:They're pretty solid, though Tell you not to.
Speaker 2:They're pretty solid.
Speaker 3:I just thumped them over like marbles. She needs some water. She needs some fiber. You know what the hell is going on here.
Speaker 2:She needs some fiber and it's like he got some hard marbles. You know what?
Speaker 1:And the hell is going on here. We need to shower Like damn girl. What you been eating? Ham hocks. Y'all see what happened. We done been off for like three, four weeks.
Speaker 3:No, we done got together. You went off the deep end over there. That's what happened.
Speaker 2:Fuck this just devolved into degeneracy.
Speaker 3:God damn, I can't be telling all these stories. Somebody's going to recognize it.
Speaker 1:Oh Lord, have mercy.
Speaker 2:Uh-oh.
Speaker 1:Somebody's going to sit up here and listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2:This must have been recent. She's like uh-oh.
Speaker 1:Those was my boo-boo marbles. Why you telling everybody about my boo-boo marbles?
Speaker 2:You promised you wouldn't say nothing.
Speaker 3:No, it ain't been recently.
Speaker 1:I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2:Section 8 titties and boo-boo marbles. There you go.
Speaker 3:Oh my.
Speaker 1:Lord, I'm dead man.
Speaker 3:I told you, like little marbles man.
Speaker 2:What is the movie recommendations?
Speaker 1:Nice sir.
Speaker 3:You know what I don't know? I want to see Sinners. I'm waiting on that.
Speaker 1:Sinners is next week. We're going to talk about that next week.
Speaker 3:That's.
Speaker 1:April 18th, but go see Sinners, it starts April 18th. Amateur.
Speaker 3:I haven't seen that yet. Yeah, no, it started this week.
Speaker 1:Amateur started this week.
Speaker 3:I'm definitely going to check that out.
Speaker 1:Drop Drop started. Who's in that? We don't fact check Some white lady that's going on a date.
Speaker 2:Oh, that one they threatened, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Threatened to kill her kids, like if she don't kill her date, oh yeah one, that one they threaten. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, okay, kill her kids like if she don't kill her dead. Oh yeah, okay yeah, that's out too.
Speaker 1:Her Minecraft is doing. I mean, I know that might be for teenagers or whatever I heard.
Speaker 3:it was horrible, but that's.
Speaker 1:But it's still making a lot of money, so they probably don't care.
Speaker 3:Like the drop, though it's just like what's that? The one in the airport? What? The one that was just on Netflix?
Speaker 2:Passing no, not Passinger. Is it Passinger?
Speaker 3:No, it's you talking about the one with.
Speaker 2:Jason Bateman.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that was on Netflix.
Speaker 2:Yeah, with Jason Bateman.
Speaker 3:What's the name of that motherfucking movie? What is the name of that that?
Speaker 1:was good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, starts with a C name of that that was good Starts with a, c, carry On, carry On.
Speaker 1:That's a good recommendation. Carry On is good I mean you know, of course. I've caught up on. Well, I still got two episodes for Abbott Elementary. Abbott Elementary is hilarious. Remember Phone Booth?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Phone Booth. I don't know how they pulled that shit off. It wasn't bad I don't know how they pulled that shit off.
Speaker 1:It wasn't bad. I don't know how they pulled it off. I'm still going to see it.
Speaker 2:I still need to see what was it. Black Bag.
Speaker 1:Oh, Black Bag is good. I need to see that. Hey, Hell of a Summer. I saw Hell of a Summer Did you see that too, the Gorge.
Speaker 2:Gorge is good. What is that on Apple? Apple Plus? Yeah, now that's good.
Speaker 1:Is that a movie, y'all rich.
Speaker 3:The Gorge was good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let me see what else is out. Amateur Well, my two recommendations for this week is amateur and drop Hell of a Summer. Anybody watch. It's a horror, but it was funny. But, dude, that was pretty good.
Speaker 2:I think that's the route to take with them slashers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was good man, it had some chuckles.
Speaker 3:This is not a movie, but I recommend you guys watch 1923.
Speaker 2:It's fucking pretty good. I watched it. I was disappointed. Nah, oh you ain't like it. Season two I don't like how they wrapped it up.
Speaker 3:Season two. Yeah, no, it was pretty good what?
Speaker 1:about Novocaine. Did y'all see that oh?
Speaker 2:you know what?
Speaker 1:Still haven't seen Novocaine. Yes, I rent that.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's already streaming. Yeah, she's already streaming.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was going to say I'm assuming, because it's already streaming. I saw it at home. You know what? I think Warfare, warfare is out. I think the kid that's in it Remember y'all ever saw when the Millers, the little son, yeah, I think he's in Warfare. That looks good, warfare, looks good.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Warfare is out.
Speaker 3:I did go see Working man.
Speaker 2:Working man was good boy. I'm a still push woman in the yard.
Speaker 3:I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Woman in the Yard is good. Working man is man that dude, he's good. He's especially invited guest on the show.
Speaker 2:Hey, y'all know that Jason Statham actually does have a movie where he wasn't doing Jason Statham things.
Speaker 1:Really. Yeah, I don't want to see that. What movie is that? I want him to beat people? That's like watching Bruce Lee and not being Bruce Lee.
Speaker 2:It was one of his early movies.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think it was called like Elizabeth or something. I mean he didn't punch anybody. I mean he still played a gangster. But yeah, he wasn't.
Speaker 1:Really, jason.
Speaker 2:Statham.
Speaker 1:Hell man yeah.
Speaker 3:I like.
Speaker 1:Jason Statham, being Jason Statham.
Speaker 3:That's right. I don't think that was that one.
Speaker 1:That dude be whooping some.
Speaker 3:What's the one where he was?
Speaker 1:he's supposed to be in a redneck with a British accent. Oh, Jason Statham.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what was it? A redneck with a British accent.
Speaker 1:Remember when he he was with.
Speaker 2:Was it B? No, that wasn't.
Speaker 3:No, not B-Keeper. B-keeper Homefront yeah, that's what it was. You know, I don't think I've seen home front.
Speaker 1:He was pretty good in there. I'm going to have to.
Speaker 3:He beat people up, yeah, oh yeah, I told you he was redneck with a British accent.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm going to have to see that, hey, it's a movie out. Well, that's a conundrum, Well, I what it's about. And then I think remember I said the Alto Kings With De Niro. He plays two different characters, but yeah, the Sinners though London.
Speaker 2:that's the name of the movie that he was in, but not really Jason Statham.
Speaker 1:Really, when did that come out?
Speaker 2:2005. That's almost 20 years ago, that is, 20 years ago Giving his career.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 1:Hey, have any of y'all seen that? Anyone but you. Yet With? Uh, what's the chick with the nice bosoms? The white girl, sidney Sweeney. She got some titties on her.
Speaker 2:Now, those are titties have you?
Speaker 1:have you seen anyone but you? No, but I'm telling y'all man god watch anyone but you, if y'all want a real good laugh. It's not like the movies now we just talk about just oh shit. We share the same birthday, regular stuff. You and sydney sweeney, wow, and you and steve's birthday around the same time, ain't it 10 days, what? What day is yours on? 12? Oh damn, that's 10 days exactly, hell yeah so after what?
Speaker 3:september? Yeah, september, oh okay y'all gonna get some.
Speaker 2:Uh, hey, shout out to y'all September. What September September? Oh, okay, y'all going to get some stripper wings. Shout out to Sidney Sweeney and them titties. I'm sorry, I apologize.
Speaker 3:How you juggling the titties between the feet.
Speaker 2:Titties and feet. Yeah, how you know when to focus on when they look like little titties the feet, titties and feet yeah.
Speaker 3:How you know when to focus on when they look like little titties.
Speaker 2:Little tits. What we looking at? The same thing, is he looking at Sidney Sweeney? No, those are titties. Those are titties, those are titties, these are titties. You seeing anyone?
Speaker 1:but, you.
Speaker 2:Those are titties.
Speaker 3:You got to watch anyone but you. They highlighted them. Yeah, I seen it.
Speaker 1:Man, that movie was so funny, man, it was funny man Cracked me up.
Speaker 2:I watched it twice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that shit had me dying boy. Anybody got anything else to say? Any closing statements? Suck them titties.
Speaker 2:Next day duel Tuesday don't let a chick.
Speaker 1:I just got mine done. Don't let a chick snowball. You is that. You said that's what it's called the snowball.
Speaker 2:Don't let her snowball you.
Speaker 1:Joe gonna come on here in a couple weeks like man y'all done jinxed me.
Speaker 2:That's what a chick tried to do, and I had to slap her as always, people don't forget to tip your bartenders.
Speaker 3:I won't even be here. I'll be in jail.
Speaker 2:Joe gonna get tied up and snowballed on the same day. I'll be in jail he gonna get tied up, tickled and snowballed and I'll be in jail now, that's a fantasy, Joe.
Speaker 1:Joe gonna be like man. I must be dreaming. Alright, y'all. Alright, we out.
Speaker 2:Holla Peace.
Speaker 1:Peace.