Is It Real Or Fake?

Money talks, but what would it say about you if you suddenly had millions? That's the question that drives this hilarious, thought-provoking conversation about wealth, luxury, and our deepest financial fantasies.

We kick things off with a revelation that's rocking the fashion world—Chinese manufacturers are now selling "designer" items for pennies on the dollar, confirming what we've long suspected about luxury markups. When an $80,000 handbag costs under $2,000 to produce, who's really getting played? This leads us down a rabbit hole of absurd luxury purchases, from $38,000 Hermès bags to a one-of-a-kind $6 million Bugatti with custom Hermès leather interior.

The heart of our discussion explores what we'd actually do with life-changing money. Would you splurge on a Lamborghini or stick with American muscle cars? Is $10 million enough to walk away from your job forever, or do you need $100 million to truly feel secure? We get brutally honest about our "F*** You Money" numbers and the bad decisions we might make if financial constraints disappeared overnight.

Things get real when we imagine waking up to find $123 million suddenly in our bank accounts. The reactions range from panic attacks to outrageous spending fantasies, revealing how unprepared most of us are for sudden extreme wealth. Between fits of laughter, we stumble upon some genuine wisdom about post-wealth clarity and the importance of knowing yourself before the money changes everything around you.

Whether you're playing the lottery this weekend or just daydreaming about financial freedom, this episode offers both entertainment and unexpected insight into how we value money, status, and the things we think will make us happy. Give it a listen, then ask yourself: what would YOUR first move be with $123 million?

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Transcript

Episode Introduction

Speaker 1 0:08

We're going to talk about that rocket ride. Was it real or was it Memorex?

Speaker 2 0:18

I saw that. I saw the end where you know we're doing the intro Check. Look, you know, Joe ready to go already?

Speaker 1 0:23

huh, go in, we're gonna do an intro. Yeah, check. Look you know, joe, ready to go already, huh.

Speaker 3 0:28

Go in Joe, go in Joe Check.

Speaker 4 0:32

What I can drink. I ain't had nothing to drink.

Speaker 1 0:35

I'm good, joe ready to go?

Speaker 3 0:37

Let's go. Steady sipping, steady dipping. I'm sober.

Speaker 1 0:42

You got a few seconds.

Speaker 3 0:43

For now.

Speaker 1 0:45

Bingo I'm sober.

Speaker 3 0:46

You got a few seconds Bingo.

Speaker 1 0:48

And scene Woosah. Mama gotta have a life too, jody, okay, give me your favorite line before we introduce ourselves.

Speaker 4 0:56

Oh, damn Did you tell?

Speaker 1 0:56

Hoppo to beat me, don't flinch. You know your favorite line Somebody ate my. I'm gonna hit you with two I don't know if. I got one.

Speaker 2 1:02

Where's your favorite line? Somebody ate my guy, I'm going to hit you with two I don't know if I got one.

Speaker 1 1:06

Where is that one from Baby Boy? Oh, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 3 1:11

Chuck that shit up a little bit Yep Melvin.

Speaker 4 1:13

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 1:15

Nah, that was Omar. What's yours?

Speaker 2 1:17

I don't want to kill you. You don't think I got a, I have to think about it. Sivirato, remember Sivirato? Oh yeah, I don't want to kill you, you don't want to be dead.

Speaker 3 1:31

Where all the white women at there we go. Never gets old, never gets old, hey.

Speaker 1 1:41

What's the? Okay, I got one for you right here, so we just not doing intros. No, we're going to do it. Favorite line no, check this out now. Blazing Saddles, where the white women at. What's the hood version of that? It has something to do with cars and I'm going to see if y'all know the hood version of Blazing Saddles. No, the hood version of Bladenside. No, no, the hood version of that when the white women at Of that line, where the white women at I don't know Y'all ready, I'm not wondering.

Speaker 1 2:16

Hey, it was Alex Thomas and the Warsh. I love white bitches. Oh yeah, All right, y'all.

Speaker 4 2:21

Alright, y'all Anyway.

Speaker 1 2:26

To our Beautiful women. Y'all know this For entertainment purposes only. Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast.

Speaker 2 2:34

And if the word bitch Offending you. You probably won.

Speaker 1 2:37

And no, we mean Bitches, like I'm just saying Woo, it was some bitches there, not like In the positive.

Speaker 2 2:43

I'm just saying, if you offended by it, then you probably won.

Speaker 1 2:46

Oh yeah, we just mean bitches like Damn, there's some bitches in there and I'm Bosco, it's Rock, that's Sherrod.

Speaker 2 2:58

And this is Rodeo Uh-oh.

Speaker 3 3:00

Rodeo Joe, and this be the one they call Christian.

Speaker 1 3:03

Now, let me bring this up right now. Joe, you look fantastic.

Speaker 3 3:07

Thank you, sir, Dressed to kill ladies and gentlemen, I just want to ask what's in your cup.

Speaker 1 3:12

Nine.

Expensive Fashion Brands and Markup

Speaker 3 3:12

Hey, that look like Versace, versace, versace, versace with the crispy whites on my friend, I might have some with the Chinese selling that shit. Hey, I want to talk about that too.

Speaker 1 3:22

Go ahead. Y'all know we ain't getting political on here. No, it ain't political. No, it sounds political.

Speaker 2 3:26

No, I'm just saying no it's not political.

Speaker 1 3:29

Before they start trying to sway the show, they came out.

Speaker 2 3:32

The Chinese came out and said it could have been AI, though you never know. Oh no, that's real. And they saying hey, y'all been buying all that shit for five grand. We tell the same shit for $39.

Speaker 3 3:43

It is the same shit.

Speaker 2 3:44

It's the same shit. They getting us to make the shit, except for you, dumbass Americans.

Speaker 3 3:50

Everything, super expensive stuff Versace.

Speaker 1 3:56

All that shit.

Speaker 3 3:57

Gucci. Good thing I never gave a damn about none of that shit.

Speaker 2 4:00

That's what I'm saying. You don't carry a purse. I will confess.

Speaker 3 4:03

Man purse or lady purse? You don't carry a purse. Exactly, I will confess man purse or lady purse.

Speaker 2 4:07

You don't carry a purse or a mercer. There was one time.

Speaker 1 4:10

I was going to buy a Versace backpack. Versace, okay, no, not a Versace.

Speaker 1 4:17

Versace yeah, no, actually it was a Louis Vuitton, okay, it was Louis V. We was at me and Sonya Was in Vegas. We was walking through what's the mall? Caesars, caesars, okay, yeah, we was in there, I thought about it. The forum shops yeah, the forum shops. I lay down and cause I use my backpack a lot, so I'm sitting up here like I was, like I couldn't, I couldn't do it. Can you spend the $1200? I use my backpack a lot, so I'm sitting up here like I was like I couldn't.

Speaker 2 4:47

I couldn't do it. Can you spend the?

Speaker 1 4:48

$1,200? I know it's $3,000.

Speaker 2 4:51

Oh God, yeah, nah you remember I couldn't do it, but that had to be about like eight years ago. They had this documentary on how counterfeit shit was mixed in with the real shit. Uh-huh, counterfeit shit was mixed in with the real shit. Uh huh, you know, and they saying it was something ridiculous, like 30-40% shit was counterfeit mixed in with the real shit right right, right and you couldn't hardly tell right.

Speaker 2 5:14

And then like in some instances, like the jerseys and shit, the jerseys, the fucking counterfeit shit, was made better than had a better quality than the fucking real shit.

Speaker 3 5:25

That's crazy. So basically, china came out and said, since all these terrorists and we ain't getting political, they're saying, hey, all Americans have been buying shit. That's marked up three, four hundred percent. So, for example, I think I sent the video To the group but Basically they were saying For Hermes Purse, for Hermes purse, it basically only cost him, cause they'll get the material from France or whatever. The H is silent For the Hermes. Purse from France or whatever.

Speaker 1 6:06

Excuse me, you ignorant nigga. The H is silent. Oh, my bad For the Hermes purse. Hermes, yeah, this nigga's. I just never took you at school teacher.

Speaker 2 6:13

For the Hermes. You know what I mean, Like you think you know a nigga, did you introduce yourself?

Speaker 3 6:18

Yeah, I did I did.

Speaker 4 6:19

But you think you know a nigga though. Yeah, yeah, Right, so for—.

Speaker 2 6:24

Nigga. Look like he.

Speaker 4 6:25

You know that, nigga look like— he look like Melvin.

Speaker 2 6:28

Like he's from Compton. He look like— hey, hey, that's.

Speaker 1 6:32

Melvin from Baby Boy's Song Calvin hey, hey.

Speaker 4 6:35

Shout out to Ving Rhames. Shout out to Calvin. Shout out to Ving.

Speaker 3 6:38

Rhames, but for the Hermes of course, my best. It cost them about $1,400 to make $1,400 to make and what?

Speaker 4 6:46

did they market up.

Speaker 3 6:47

For Hermes. Hermes first sell for $38,000. Shit.

Speaker 1 6:52

Hey see, if y'all can find this during the show.

Speaker 2 6:56

I never heard of it. That's how expensive it is.

Speaker 1 6:59

There's this crocodile backpack Mm-hmm. Gator skin Gator crocodile is one of them. Crocodile backpack gator skin gator crocodile is one of them. So I was just sitting up here, right, duh, I'm gonna tell you this, my heart almost cause, you know, you add it to the cart and you sitting up here, like, okay, well, let me go ahead, and just you know, go all the way to the end. You go ahead and, just you know, go all the way to the end. You know, just to see, and you know how the little PayPal thing pop up, right, then that little thing start popping up like the little circle. I was like, dude, if that thing go through, I'm getting canceled. But no, I clicked back. I clicked back but I thought I hit like the Apple Pay button. You know how much the backpack was, I'm going to. But no, I clicked back. I clicked back, but I thought I hit like the Apple Pay button. You know how much the backpack was. I'm going to let y'all guess.

Speaker 3 7:51

I'm going to go with $27,000. I'm going to go Shit if that was a 30. What did you say? The Hermes was $38,000.

Speaker 4 8:00

I'm going to go ahead and say shit.

Speaker 1 8:06

I'll say $26,000, hold up it was $88,000. Oh damn dog let me put this out to the airways, right? No, I wasn't even going to buy it. I was just looking at it because that's the thought I had, $30,000. I was just looking at it because that's the thought I had. Now you said $88,000? $88,000. What the fuck? I was like how much did it cost to make this $8,800. It was $88,000. For what? A gator? A gator.

Speaker 3 8:35

Now the Louis Vuitton, though that was the one I was.

Speaker 1 8:39

Yeah, the other one I was just looking at online. That's real Gator, though. No, yeah, I'm short, but I'm $88,000?.

Speaker 3 8:47

That's crazy.

Speaker 1 8:48

Who but?

Speaker 3 8:49

listen. How much is Birkin. What is Birkin? A Birkin bag? What is a Birkin bag?

Speaker 1 8:56

On the thing. Guess what this sad appearance said though.

Speaker 3 8:59

These goddamn rappers.

Speaker 1 9:02

Limited quantity, I ain't going to lie. Well, they might kind of hiss at some people with limited quantity available.

Speaker 3 9:10

That shit says used.

Speaker 1 9:12

At $88,000. That's used. Who is running around with $88,000?

Speaker 3 9:19

Somebody who need to get got. What's that? How much is that, ladies and gentlemen? We are viewing some ridiculous prices. Oh, what's that? How much is that?

Speaker 1 9:27

It's a wait, ladies and gentlemen we are viewing some ridiculous prices on the internet, oh my goodness, what is that For some used bags? $80,000. Is that a purse Is?

Speaker 3 9:36

it used or is it?

Speaker 2 9:37

It's used. This is used. When are you looking at it?

Speaker 3 9:40

Yeah, I'm looking at used bags for $114,500. Hermes Hermes Hold on hold on Christian. What is it? Can you pronounce it? For me, hermes, school teacher, it's the black shiny.

Speaker 1 9:55

I don't even know how to say this word, say that word, christian. Let me see what we got. What we got what we got.

Speaker 3 10:00

But the moral of the story is Parosis crocodile. Yeah, parosis. So now that China's great Parosu, I don't know. Okay, so now that China's come out?

Speaker 1 10:08

$80,000. Wait, hold up real quick. You see, that's $80,000?.

Speaker 2 10:13

Okay, now let's just say I can't wait till the movie come out.

Dream Cars and Big Money Purchases

Speaker 1 10:20

A chick just sat up here and said now remember your significant other or your girlfriend, wife, anybody out there, whoever is your partner or who you love. They came home and said I want that purse that Gerard just sold.

Speaker 2 10:44

I don't even love myself that much, man $80,000.

Speaker 1 10:49

I take myself to therapy. Now listen, okay, you know we always do the $200 million. I don't care, I'm still like nope, nope, nope, can't do it, ain't no motherfucking way $3,000?. Oh, I'll get you $3,000. I'ma still be like Cause you still come from. My thing is $200 million. I'm not doing no $80,000.

Speaker 2 11:12

You couldn't buy A female bag like that, because she only gonna fucking Carry that motherfucker one time, cause it matches a certain outfit. You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 11:23

If I bought that for her. She don't carry that you be carrying that motherfucker yourself, nigga you be walking around that motherfucker talking like a man purse.

Speaker 1 11:32

Yeah, that's what I was about to say.

Speaker 2 11:36

If I buy it, I'm walking around with it.

Speaker 3 11:38

This is a.

Speaker 2 11:39

Merce, the new Birkin.

Speaker 3 11:40

Merce, it's going everywhere with me. I'm going to be at the gym. Hey, you're Birkin.

Speaker 1 11:43

It's going everywhere with me. I'm going to be at the gym. Hey, did you got your gym bag? Did you see the backpack? Oh, hold on, let me break it out. Right quick, right quick.

Speaker 3 11:48

What's that? That looks like a purse, nigga. This is a gym bag $80,000. It's versatile.

Speaker 5 11:52

You can't look at it All right, got a motherfucker.

Speaker 3 11:59

This guy.

Speaker 5 12:01

Let me introduce myself, man. This is G-Rod man Just flying through. G-rod Want to come see the fellas man and partake in this conversation, but I appreciate that. But I'm talking about this gentleman named Manny Coshman. That's his car. He got a garage worth of cars over $200 million. He got an Hermes Bugatti, one of a kind. Everything the custom interior of this Bugatti is made with Hermes leather. It has Hermes bags. Guess how much that car worth.

Speaker 3 12:35

A million. I can't even One million. I can't Times six. Six million dollars for a Hermes wrapped.

Speaker 2 12:44

Lamborghini Bullshit for a Hermes wrapped. Can't eat McDonald's in that month Bullshit.

Speaker 4 12:48

So listen, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 12:49

I spent every penny I had in that goddamn car. What if you have sex with a chick in there and she squirts, oh well, lap it up.

Speaker 5 12:58

This man. If you watch his YouTube, what's?

Speaker 3 13:01

this fool's name.

Speaker 5 13:01

His name is Manny Coshman. He's a real estate logo out of California. If you watch his YouTube.

Speaker 1 13:07

His portfolio must be great.

Speaker 2 13:09

There we go when he drives this car.

Speaker 5 13:12

He puts on booties.

Speaker 2 13:13

Hey, ask him, what's it go in price for a charred house out there. God dang.

Speaker 3 13:19

Oh show See See.

Speaker 1 13:21

Hey man, I'm trying to get this dude to sponsor us.

Speaker 4 13:25

We ain't never going to have no guests.

Speaker 3 13:27

No, I'm trying to get this dude to sponsor us.

Speaker 1 13:28

I'm going to tell you this. I'm going to tell you this, I'm just saying, I'm just saying Joe going to be the first one.

Speaker 2 13:33

I'm sorry, bro, when the show take off.

Speaker 1 13:34

I'm talking about like take off, we on ESPN, we on CNN, they ain't going to want me.

Speaker 3 13:41

Fox no, that's what I'm saying they're going to send this nigga to Joe going to have to go to reform in school.

Speaker 1 13:51

Joe's going to be on time out Tell the motherfuckers hey, I went in this space. So that car? $6 million, damn Dude. And I'm just sitting up here thinking about Rivalto. That's what you tell me.

Speaker 3 14:07

That's like $772,000. If you can't pronounce it, you can't have it. Well, I can't pronounce it, what's it?

Speaker 4 14:12

called.

Speaker 1 14:13

A Lamborghini. I can pronounce that Give me that one, let me get that one, yeah, the one, the Rivialdo. So what do you?

Speaker 2 14:24

Man, I got a long way to go.

Speaker 1 14:26

I saw, I know I can say Buick Riviera, Isn't it?

Speaker 3 14:29

crazy, though, to think that people drive around in $6 million cars.

Speaker 2 14:33

They're not driving it, bro, it's for show.

Speaker 3 14:35

He said he put a booty on it. He drive it right.

Speaker 2 14:38

Yeah, to the gas station.

Speaker 3 14:38

He said he got to wear booties in it.

Speaker 2 14:41

To the gas station.

Speaker 1 14:42

That's crazy.

Speaker 2 14:44

That's it.

Speaker 1 14:45

I don't see how I could have.

Speaker 2 14:53

I don't value anything Now, you're anything that much. Well, the thing is, though, like why buy something that you can't really have fun driving it? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 14:58

Like if I bought a Demon I'd drive the shit out that much. Yeah, I would too. What's the Demon.

Speaker 2 15:01

I would. Actually it's the Dodge Demon, like what he has now.

Speaker 1 15:03

You know what you got to explain.

Speaker 2 15:04

I'm just saying though, like the Dodge Demon is rated like, it's rated Like right out the gate, it's like 808 and then if you put the racing fuel in it's a thousand horsepower. Yeah Right, man, I'll see if that Motherfucking do every bit of it. I'll go to Vegas and see if they can do Every bit of it. I would hope so. I'll put my foot In that bitch and, lord, help me. Talking about the car people Just had to clarify that Just, I ain't never put hands on no female man come on, give me some kind of credit not

Speaker 2 15:42

in anger for pleasure only in the love session.

Speaker 3 15:45

So I know that let me ask you this okay, wait real quick.

Speaker 1 15:48

My bad, go ahead. If you was having a pleasure session, would you put your foot in a bitch?

Speaker 2 15:57

Does she want me to? Yo Si, Does she want me to? 42, double this motherfucker want me to put that in there, and then they just didn't fit.

Speaker 1 16:09

Right, what's that?

Speaker 4 16:11

All right.

Speaker 1 16:11

No, okay, go ahead, man, my bad.

Speaker 3 16:13

So, back to this money question. I got a story for everything. Back to this money question. Okay, if you had $200 million, what is the most you would spend on it?

Speaker 2 16:24

On what. On a car I don't know, I can't answer that.

Speaker 5 16:32

Because, again, you never had it, but it's hard.

Speaker 2 16:34

I'm kind of I'm an American, you know, so my shit got to be real. I probably spend a lot of money on muscle cars.

Speaker 3 16:39

Okay, so you have them, but I wouldn't really fuck with them, bugattis. And shit like that. So you would just get a muscle car $150,000?.

Speaker 2 16:45

I'd probably go get like a motherfucking 65 fucking Corvette or some shit or a motherfucking Cadillac.

Speaker 1 16:51

Well, he said the Dodge Dart or the Dodge Demon. I'll do a Demon.

Speaker 2 16:57

That's $120,000.

Speaker 3 16:59

Oh the Dodge Demon. How about you, christian? Definitely, get me a Raptor, my dream car.

Speaker 2 17:08

Shit, a Raptor with everything on it.

Speaker 3 17:10

What was the whip on training day? Oh the Cutlass. Yeah, oh, the Monte Carlo.

Speaker 4 17:17

The Monte Carlo. The Monte Carlo.

Speaker 3 17:18

Yeah.

Speaker 1 17:19

That's it right there.

Speaker 4 17:19

You'll get one.

Speaker 3 17:20

Just like that, just like that he had a Grand National.

Speaker 2 17:23

Oh, that Monte Carlo SS. Oh yeah, I like that. The SS, the 87, 88, monte Carlo SS. Man, I get a Lamborghini and I'll tell you what else. Though, yeah, rubilato, that fucking Grand National was nice. Rubilato, whatever it's called, that was nasty. That Grand National was like 84 or somewhere like that.

Speaker 1 17:39

Yeah, that's the one Twin Turbo. Yeah, that motherfucker was nice. It'll be about seven like 7 like that, but if I'm with Joe, if I didn't have the money, I would probably just buy a bunch of muscle cars.

Speaker 3 17:52

See, that's what I would do. I'd probably get a bunch of cars stack them up probably add them.

Speaker 2 17:58

I don't need a Lamborghini Ferrari. I definitely would get a fucking.

Speaker 1 18:01

F650, though, oh, I'm getting a Lamborghini. I definitely would you like Lamborghinis, damn.

Speaker 3 18:06

I definitely would get that much.

Speaker 2 18:08

I didn't know they stopped especially, just like the one that shaq has.

Speaker 4 18:11

Like man, that's 650, ain't no joke boy these are the ones, that these are the ones.

Speaker 2 18:17

Look the you know how you have the diamond plates. He had the diamond plates on that but they all got superman, you know, instead of like the lines it's, you got the superman it. That shit is cold as fuck.

Speaker 3 18:31

This shit is serious. Let me see what you need that for. What is it? For sure, the F650? For sure, for sure, which one you getting that might, I don't know. I do kind of like the way that looks, though they right man, that motherfucking nice, right there. That shit is serious.

Speaker 2 18:50

I looked them up but they wanted like $150, $175 or something like that.

Speaker 3 18:55

So you could just sneeze that much money if you had $200 million.

Speaker 2 18:58

Yeah, I'll get it. If I had $200 million, that motherfucker would be on my priority list right now.

Speaker 1 19:03

I'll get the which one. Was it the Transformer? The Transformer one.

Speaker 2 19:08

That was a Peterbilt, wasn't it?

What Is "F*** You" Money?

Speaker 3 19:12

I got a question for y'all Go ahead. At what dollar amount does somebody just stop valuing money, like, say, these actual millionaires?

Speaker 2 19:19

these billionaires, whatever. Here's what I was told If you can count your money, you ain't got no money.

Speaker 3 19:26

Fair. Nah, that's fair. That's a valid point. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 19:30

Oh Nah, that's fair, that's a valid point.

Speaker 1 19:32

That's all I'm saying. Oh, I can definitely count mine.

Speaker 2 19:35

We ain't got no money Every day.

Speaker 3 19:37

Hold on. What would be fuck you money for you just to up and quit Generally or me how much would be fuck you money. How much money I need to quit my job. Fuck you money, oh no.

Speaker 2 19:49

I'm too close, bro. I'm telling you I I need to quit my job, Fuck you.

Speaker 5 19:53

Oh no, I'm too close, bro. I'm telling you I'm going anywhere in a couple years. They just piss you off. I'm going anywhere, though Fuck you. Money would you need.

Speaker 2 19:58

It won't. Be no, It'll be like fuck you, I'm retiring.

Speaker 4 20:00

Okay.

Speaker 3 20:03

That's the way my shit would be. How about you If it was shit? If I had a normal job, I'd say about 100 mil. 100 mil would be fuck you money.

Speaker 2 20:16

That's a lot, but I can see myself getting 100 mil and start peeing on the way out Backwards. You can sue.

Speaker 3 20:25

I go to that motherfucker, get me a motherfucker. I feel like this ain't the first time you said that you can sue for that.

Speaker 2 20:31

I get me a case of beer and drink that shit and you give me like eight nine, eight nine million, 10 million. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 20:38

I was about to say five.

Speaker 2 20:40

No, yeah, I'm just saying I'm just close to retirement.

Speaker 1 20:44

Yeah, 10 million, but listen here's the thing though.

Speaker 3 20:48

Now you know, we here to entertain the people, which is why I said a hundred. Y'all know I don't give a fuck about money.

Speaker 1 20:53

Here's my thing. I'm not even the type of person at my job. I love it. We don't have to talk about our jobs or whatever.

Speaker 2 21:01

I love my job. I'm on your side, bro. I love my job.

Speaker 1 21:05

I'm a buy in to it and that's why I said 10 million. I love my job. I'm close to retirement, or not? Deuces.

Speaker 2 21:18

I like my job the thing about it is, though, that insult to injury, if you gave me 100 million, I'd probably stay just to fuck with everybody that work.

Speaker 1 21:25

For real.

Speaker 2 21:26

Yeah, I don't need this job. Fuck you motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 21:31

And then just keep working, just keep talking shit while doing this job.

Speaker 1 21:35

He ain't being for real. He ain't being for real. I know it's contradictory, but show up in the Bugatti hey listen, he ain't being for real, Because I'm going to tell you this I don't care if you got nemesis rivals or whatever. Give me 50 minutes, I'm out.

Speaker 3 21:56

On some real, real.

Speaker 2 21:57

I'll be like Chris Rock god damn it. Fuck you cracker, ass, cracker.

Speaker 3 22:02

I'd probably be good on five.

Speaker 2 22:04

For real, for real, I'm out. You lying to me.

Speaker 3 22:10

Fuck you, you cool, I'm out. Fuck you, I'm out.

Speaker 2 22:13

I played my Friday song.

Speaker 1 22:15

This is the Money Talks edition Friday ain't doing shit. Man man please, I have more fun knowing I don't need that money.

Speaker 3 22:24

Shout out to Chris Tucker.

Speaker 5 22:26

Yeah, shout out to Chris Tucker. I almost fucked up on that. I couldn't be stable If I had the money. Mentally, if I had the money and I know I had the money, like Joe man, if I had the money, my mind ain't gonna be there.

Speaker 3 22:37

You got that senior rights at that point I don't give a shit.

Speaker 2 22:41

You sitting up here and why would I give up the free insurance? I don't know who?

Speaker 1 22:46

I forget dude's name, dude right NBA player. I forget exactly who would I think what podcast he was on, but now I don't know about everybody else. But I come from humble beginnings Like.

Speaker 2 23:04

I told you.

Speaker 1 23:05

I'm an inner city kid, I'm a sharecropper. Now this cat sat up here and said he went to sleep he had $91. Then I guess his advance or whatever, his signing bonus or whatever came in. And he woke up and he was like wait, what is this? So I'm going to just tell you that will be a real reaction. So now I got $123 in the bank. Uh-huh, and I wake up and I got $123 million.

Speaker 3 23:42

I'm scared.

Speaker 1 23:43

You bet, nigga, I might be man. Joe Nigga, I'm scared.

Speaker 3 23:47

I might put my nuts on your forehead.

Speaker 1 23:48

Hey, my dick will be in Joe's man. Joe Nigga, I'm scared I might put my nuts on your forehead. Hey, my dick would be in your nose.

Speaker 2 23:56

I'm going to tell you, like this shit, if you did all that shit, I'm damn sure getting had.

Speaker 5 24:08

It's like that video scene $100 million. I'm sucking. I love you too much.

Speaker 2 24:14

I'm just saying I love the nigga too much to kill him.

Speaker 4 24:18

You're going to have to give me half of that mother fucker, I'm the most traumatized.

Speaker 2 24:23

I'm suing this nigga for damages.

Speaker 4 24:24

nigga, I ain't suing shit, I'll be like get up Joe that nigga gave me half what.

Speaker 3 24:29

I ain't doing shit.

Speaker 2 24:30

I be like get up, joe, that nigga getting me half what I ain't going to sit Nigga you finished yet I ain't, I ain't.

Speaker 4 24:35

We ain't paying no lawyers.

Speaker 2 24:36

None of that shit. We going half. Hey, that's what you call fucking nigga in the air money.

Speaker 1 24:44

You get that net off.

Speaker 3 24:46

I ain't going to even do that.

Speaker 2 24:49

I'm just going to slap it on him. Hey, come on, nigga. What grill you on Nigga? I'll be like we're about to do.

Speaker 1 24:57

Get this nigga Ten grills, your whole backyard going to be full of grills, I'll be like abalone.

Speaker 4 25:10

Wake me when you're done.

Speaker 2 25:15

Be, like Apollonia nigga, wake me. When you're done, you'll be the only one having fun.

Speaker 4 25:21

I'll be like 123.

Speaker 2 25:24

Oh, no, vanity. What's the name Vanity? I'll go back and sleep. What Nigga? This is a dream.

Speaker 1 25:29

I'll be like vanity nigga, Wake me when you done so, you got $123.

Speaker 4 25:33

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 25:34

Then you wake up in the morning $123. And you got $123 million.

Speaker 3 25:41

I'm having a heart attack.

Speaker 4 25:43

Like what the fuck?

Speaker 3 25:43

No, why would you do that?

Speaker 2 25:45

Dog. No, that's my real reaction. No, no, that's my real reaction. One time I went to the bank and the motherfucker said I had $999,999.

Speaker 3 25:55

Shit, did you get sweaty?

Speaker 2 25:57

Nigga, I tried to withdraw that shit and fold your account. I was trying my best, bro, I printed that shit out right? I'm not kidding, they'd have let me get that shit, I would have gotten some. Not kidding, they'd have let me got that shit, I would have got some of it, that shit happens all the time.

Speaker 3 26:13

You know that right.

Speaker 1 26:13

I hear it on the news all the time.

Speaker 3 26:14

Yeah, that just happens to somebody else. No, I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 26:17

when I went to check my balance it said $999,999. I said, oh shit man withdraw withdraw withdraw.

Speaker 1 26:24

Transfer. I'm going to tell you what this one cat was saying actually shout out to my favorite podcast, johnny's House. I think Johnny has said it. There was some time ago somebody made a mistake and put a whole bunch of money in the bank or whatever. He said you're going to go here and walk in the bank, he's going to find the finest like the baddest cashier. Right, can I check my balance please? You know how they write it down for you. Hey, what's up what you doing?

Speaker 5 27:01

No one has a freeze on that Right right right.

Speaker 4 27:05

He's going to be like a booty call with the receipts.

Speaker 2 27:09

Oh yeah, no, it wasn with the receipts, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 27:12

No, it was the receipts yeah, yeah, yeah, it was the ATM y'all.

Speaker 2 27:15

ATM statement that nigga picked up an ATM statement that motherfucker said balance of motherfucking 100,000 or something. How much money you going to keep?

Waking Up Rich: The $123 Million Scenario

Speaker 1 27:21

He dropped that shit on the floor. Dude, I know these people got to have. Didn't Floyd one time show his bank statement? Yeah, and it was like millions of dollars in there. Why are they sitting up here talking about they only insure up to like $250,000?.

Speaker 3 27:35

That's why you got to spread it out.

Speaker 2 27:39

You're supposed to spread it out in multiple banks because they only insure it up to $250,000. They only insure FDA, only insure up to $250,000. So, if something happens to the bank, you're only going to get $250,000.

Speaker 3 27:48

Hey, did y'all hear Floyd might be in some money trouble? I did see something about that. I didn't bother to look at the story, but I saw that.

Speaker 1 27:58

We'll do research on it 50 be trolling.

Speaker 3 28:01

Oh it was 50? Who said something I know he was trolling. They still got their little beef going. No, I think 50, they respect each other, but you know how 50 is. That nigga is a troll. Shout out to 50 Cent man.

Speaker 2 28:18

Thing is, though, when you have money you done.

Speaker 1 28:19

woke up Joe $123 million.

Speaker 2 28:22

If I had $123 million, I probably wouldn't be sitting here.

Speaker 1 28:28

You got to come back. You got to do it remotely.

Speaker 2 28:29

I come back, you gotta do a remote look, I come back with a brook, just like normal niggas do.

Speaker 4 28:40

Nigga. Where the money at nigga? Oh that shit. Hey, at least you have a good time. Your nigga be like shit five million went to cocaine. Cocaine and strippers.

Speaker 2 28:58

Cocaine and strippers, white lines, nigga White lines, white lines and white women. Don't, don't, don't, do it, don't, don't, don't do it why?

Speaker 3 29:13

ain't it a line that joke will be a statistic, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 29:18

No, bro, that shit ain't going to kill me. Oh my Lord.

Speaker 1 29:24

I just go in the rehab. Ain't like it won't be the first time. Hey, that is. That is the type money to where damn 123 million?

Speaker 3 29:32

I think I need a sandwich bag full of cocaine in my pocket, something, yeah that is some fucking money, like I said you better you get that type of money, you better go beat your meat real fast. Get that post nut clarity, get that PNC nah nah Get that post nut clarity.

Speaker 1 29:48

Get that PINS.

Speaker 2 29:48

Nah, nah. What if I want to beat my meat?

Speaker 1 29:49

up yeah.

Speaker 2 29:49

You better get that PINS, I'll pay you. Some motherfucker beat my meat up.

Speaker 1 29:53

Shit that ain't beat my meat up.

Speaker 2 29:54

That's why this nigga money gone.

Speaker 3 29:59

Nigga, I ain't putting this in.

Speaker 2 30:01

Nigga, I'm like hold up, Bitch you about to with all that money you sit up here y'all have a lineup, motherfucker hey, that's when you sit up here and be like.

Speaker 1 30:11

Your last google search is paulers near me you gotta be deducting bitches and shit.

Speaker 2 30:20

Look, you did a little bit too hard, so I'm gonna have to take about a thousand away from you.

Speaker 3 30:27

You were just right, I'm gonna give you a little bonus, like your nails scratched me.

Speaker 2 30:30

I ain't lying. You need to get rid of them. Sharp ass nails. You got there. You fucking damn near fucked my nut up.

Speaker 1 30:36

Once again, I'd like to give you our disclaimer.

Speaker 2 30:38

This is for entertainment purposes only.

Speaker 3 30:40

I ain't paying for shit, no more. Get that post, nut Nigga.

Speaker 2 30:43

I ain't going to jack off by myself? No more, all by myself, no more. None of that shit. Man, I might pay a bitch to lick a motherfucker coochie for me.

Speaker 3 30:54

You about to get you a female fluffer. Look, I don't feel like licking a coochie.

Speaker 2 31:00

Hey, when she about to squirt, get out the way, I'll catch you.

Speaker 4 31:05

Oh shit. Move, move move.

Speaker 3 31:12

Think about it. My turn, yeah, go on, get out of the way.

Speaker 2 31:15

bitch, Let me catch you.

Speaker 1 31:19

I'm dead man, Shit dripping on. How did we even get here?

Speaker 3 31:24

I don't know how we got there by you fucking this nigga in his ear. You know you gotta say something crazy.

Speaker 4 31:32

I got $120 million. I'm just saying though $123 million.

Speaker 2 31:36

You just sat there and said you gonna jack your own dick. Boy, there's something wrong with you.

Speaker 4 31:41

There's something wrong with him, nigga. Yeah, you right, I'm like shit.

Speaker 2 31:45

I get this Now that I think about it a little bit more. There I see it. I ain't gonna lie to you.

Speaker 3 31:49

Jordan chastised you enough in your sense of honor.

Speaker 2 31:50

I will, motherfucking, get me one of them, little people so my shit can be big.

Speaker 4 31:53

Oh shit, they gonna get you. Oh my God, I want a motherfucker hey hey, hey.

Speaker 1 32:03

Come on, man, I'll get me two of Little people. Okay, little people, yeah, hey, I'm sorry y'all.

Speaker 2 32:08

My bad Shout out to the little people, community. Shit, I'm telling you I'll pay one of them to make my shit look big man, little big-ass hands. Shit, be on that. Oh yeah, it's all right, god.

Speaker 3 32:26

I got me fucked up, boy Shit.

Speaker 5 32:29

You got some motherfucking up boy Shit. You got some motherfucker money nigga, I got it.

Speaker 2 32:32

Hey, you know who Big Mail is. Big Mail, yeah, yeah, you heard that. Bfn. That's a bad motherfucker, ain't it? Bfn? Wait, bfn. Yeah, the song, bfn, yeah yeah. Shit, that's my song right there, boy man.

Speaker 1 32:49

That's my song right there. Man, that's my song right there. Yeah, it is BFN.

Speaker 2 32:52

Shit. That's my song, right there boy.

Speaker 3 32:54

Y'all out of control man, no, yeah, no, we are acting up.

Speaker 2 32:57

Listen, I ain't hanging out with you, no more. We don't hang out with him, no more. I ain't fucking with you, no more.

Speaker 4 33:07

I'm fucking with Arnold right now.

Speaker 3 33:11

Oh shit.

Speaker 1 33:12

You ready, you gonna leave, you gonna leave, hey I mean, I feel what you saying, though I be like hey.

Speaker 3 33:19

Dude, there's so many bad decisions that can just be made Instantly.

Speaker 2 33:24

You gonna make those bad decisions when you got money or not? Yeah, for real. So you might as well Try to make the best bad decisions. It's all based off. It's all based off of pussy. No, let those bad decisions where you got money or not, yeah, for real.

Speaker 3 33:31

So you might as well try to make the best bad decisions. It's all based off of pussy. No, let's keep it a buck. It's all based off of pussy. If you got money or not.

Speaker 2 33:36

When you ain't got no money, you made bad decisions. Yes. So you might as well take the money and make the best bad decisions you can.

Speaker 3 33:42

You know what I'm saying? That's true.

Speaker 2 33:45

And then another thing is facts. You could pay for it if you want. If you don't have no money right then I believe your life should be a lot easier.

Speaker 3 33:57

No, I agree. Yeah, I think more money, more problems. You ain't got no motherfucking options.

Speaker 1 34:01

Yeah, because you sitting up there looking, I'm like damn, I want that new Mercedes.

Speaker 2 34:05

Yeah, your choice is easy. I, I want that new Mercedes. Yeah, your choice is easy, I can't get it.

Speaker 3 34:08

No, you ain't got no money for the wheel Right, but $123 million Again. Sneeze, Just sneeze a couple hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 34:13

I got the G-Wagon yeah.

Speaker 4 34:15

Man that went right across the street.

Speaker 1 34:16

I'm being real, that's a Porsche truck. I want some Olive Garden You're going.

Speaker 2 34:26

Toads to the house. Shit you go to Olive Garden. I can't fret Nothing but the breadsticks Dog, cause they free that is hilarious.

Speaker 4 34:34

See the salad too. The salad's free too. No, it ain't free, it ain't really free. No, oh shit, you gotta pay for that I haven't been to.

Speaker 3 34:40

Olive Garden In a while.

Speaker 2 34:42

Shout out to Olive Garden, even though y'all yeah, but saying though the less money you got, the easier choices, oh, no, that's true, more decisions you gotta make, you know if I was broke and had no money, I'd just go to jail them. Motherfuckers got free cable, free food, all that shit a gym.

Speaker 3 34:59

Three hots and a cot, they got a gym everything.

Speaker 2 35:02

You know what I'm saying. Yeah, but then you gotta deal with the politics.

Speaker 3 35:08

Hey, listen, you can make love in jail, that's up to you. That's up to you.

Speaker 1 35:12

I mean, that depends on what you like, is it?

Speaker 2 35:14

Hey. I like you and I want you, you like a motherfucker with two legs.

Speaker 1 35:21

We can do this the easy way or the hard way, Joe, Choice is yours.

Speaker 2 35:24

Hey imagination is a bad motherfucker, bro man. What's that one dude say?

Speaker 3 35:31

He's about Put the magazine on his back. Y'all ever heard of a Fifi, a Fifi, a Fifi? Wait, I know that song Fifi. No, not the song, oh.

Speaker 4 35:40

Not the song, since we talk about jail.

Speaker 3 35:43

All right To make a long story short. It's a homemade. It's a jail made pocket pussy.

Speaker 4 35:49

I just learned that today.

Speaker 1 35:52

A fee-fee.

Speaker 2 35:52

I seen it.

Speaker 1 35:53

Is that what they make with?

Speaker 3 35:54

the towel, yep the rubber glove, the towel and what else.

Speaker 1 36:03

Some lotion or Vaseline.

Speaker 2 36:05

I seen the female make a strap-on with some towels and shit. What? How crusty did the towel have to be? No, I'm just saying that bitch made that motherfucker. I'm telling you, I'm like God man Explain this. Hey bro, I'm not a penis expert. I'm glad you're not. I just got one, you just got one. You know what I mean. I'm just like the guy who don't know shit about cars I just got it and drive it.

Speaker 1 36:32

Hey there you go.

Speaker 3 36:33

These motherfuckers get creative and that motherfucker take me where it take me. They get real fucking creative, you know.

Speaker 2 36:39

That's crazy. They be getting whole ass. You got the legion of what I don't know.

Speaker 3 36:43

Just get it in there, oh I know, and it looks good too. No, real good. Hey them, motherfuckers are exceptionally clean.

Speaker 1 36:49

Hey, I know, I saw the when dude was making the pizza. I'm going to Fuck it when dude was making the pizza.

Speaker 4 36:56

Hold on.

Speaker 1 36:57

Come with me who was making the pizza On? What was the show it was on? Oh my God, was it on Netflix? No, it was not. They made a pizza in prison With the ramen noodles? What? Was the name See dog. I really only watch Like Netflix.

Speaker 3 37:19

What show was that Netflix does have all the prison shows 60 days in.

Speaker 4 37:24

When I was in the military.

Speaker 2 37:25

We would make shit like that, hooch, when we was in the field.

Speaker 5 37:28

They would didn't make shit like that. Hooch they be making hooch, I ain't making hooch when we was in the field and shit.

Speaker 2 37:31

They would give us dehydrated meat and shit like that. So nobody wanted dehydrated meat because they didn't know what to do with it. But see when dehydrated meat came with like a soup package and all that shit and ketchup and man you mix all that shit together. Drop that dehydrated shit in there. Ketchup man, you mix all that shit together drop that dehydrated shit in there.

Speaker 2 37:52

That shit was good as a mother For real. Yeah, huh, put a heat tab on that bitch. Y'all was just hungry. No, that shit was good. Aight Now, when you was just hungry, you ate the omelet that shit was horrible, so you'll probably be alright if you went outside.

Speaker 3 38:06

No, I'll be alright. You probably be alright. No, I'll be alright. You'll be alright if you went outside Shit, I'll be alright.

Speaker 2 38:10

I don't give a fuck about this motherfucker. They drop a nuclear bomb right down in Phoenix.

Speaker 4 38:15

I'll be alright.

Speaker 1 38:16

You gonna live through it.

Speaker 3 38:17

Do you consider yourself a survivalist? Yeah, because you already said, he's a survivalist many times.

Speaker 2 38:24

So you can. If you got dropped off, I can't live because I already got mop shit for them, though Put on nuclear shit.

Speaker 3 38:31

You got a bunker, Joe?

Speaker 2 38:32

No, I don't have no bunker, but I got mop gear for them Okay.

Speaker 1 38:35

I'm going to have a bunker if I have 123 million. Oh yeah, you have a panic room.

Speaker 2 38:39

123 million Shit. I have a force field, nigga. Force field. Yeah, we'll make one. They got some shit in Africa right now, them motherfuckers making all kinds of shit down there. This nigga talking about vibranium.

Speaker 3 38:51

They're digging with the Wakanda.

Speaker 2 38:55

Them motherfuckers got a TV down there. They don't need electricity, they just hang the bitch on the wall and turn the bitch on.

Speaker 4 39:02

Ain't that motherfucking?

Speaker 2 39:02

hooked up to nothing.

Speaker 3 39:05

I want to see it. Google it, you Google it.

Speaker 2 39:07

Shit, electricity I want to see it Google it.

Speaker 5 39:08

Am I, you Google it. Shit Electric. They got a TV. They got a TV. Electricity-less TV.

Speaker 2 39:13

They using shit in Africa right now. That shit ain't even. That shit don't make no sense.

Speaker 3 39:17

What country?

Speaker 4 39:17

Joe yeah.

Speaker 3 39:20

Wakanda, Not Wakanda man. You been watching Black Panther too much. I'm telling you One two what it is?

Speaker 2 39:26

is he got this thing, this device, where it takes like sound waves and all that shit and converts it into.

Speaker 3 39:34

I'm sure it could be done, but that type of technology.

Speaker 2 39:39

Yeah, they about to make a third. Yeah, they about to make a third he been poisoning once. What they going to do with Killmonger? They poisoning once. Oh, he ain't coming back bro.

Speaker 1 39:48

Well, what about the Black Panther?

Speaker 2 39:52

No, they're just going to keep going back because there's so many Black Panthers though.

Speaker 4 39:58

Are they going back in time now.

Speaker 2 40:00

T'Challa was probably like the fucking 15th Black Panther bro.

Speaker 1 40:06

They confusing me.

Speaker 2 40:07

I can go to the movies, he was popular because he's in the technical age. See, they started. Yeah, I know they started a long time ago, a long time ago.

Speaker 3 40:18

That was way back yeah, no sinners came out.

Speaker 1 40:23

I watched it last night. I was gonna say don't get them started, I ain't gonna say shit about it you don't want.

Speaker 3 40:29

That hat 97% Rotten.

Speaker 1 40:33

Tomatoes Because I wanted to see it.

Speaker 2 40:36

I thought you was going to see it.

Speaker 1 40:38

Well, I thought I was.

Speaker 2 40:39

Change plans Season change I fell asleep.

Speaker 1 40:43

I was sitting up here on the couch.

Speaker 2 40:45

Now you told me that shit come out on a Thursday. Shit. I was right there and was gone. Yeah, man, harkins has changed bro.

Speaker 3 40:59

That motherfucker. You got to be a member to get free.

Speaker 2 41:02

You got to get the refill, you got to be a member. Yeah, yeah, they trying to get their money.

Speaker 3 41:05

Member of what you got to be a Harkins member. So now if you get an extra large popcorn, you get a free refill. You don't get that shit no more, unless you're a member. So you got to pay the what? $5 a year, $10 a year I don't know what it is or $20 a year.

Speaker 1 41:17

I was like about $30.

Speaker 3 41:19

So when I pay for my nachos and all the stuff at the concession stand I put in my phone number. Does that not make me a member? No, you put your phone number in.

Speaker 1 41:29

You should be a member.

Speaker 3 41:31

I'm not paying nothing.

Speaker 1 41:32

Yeah, you are. Oh, you just had an app. Oh yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 41:38

If y'all get a refill. They gonna deny you, bro, oh that's alright. That's fucked up. That's the whole point of going to the movie to get the free popcorn.

Speaker 3 41:50

I don't really with popcorn now bring this in there with me.

Speaker 2 41:51

Anyway, that was scary. Right now I'm just being honest with you, bro nachos. There's just so much about you, we don't like nachos.

Speaker 3 42:00

First he's a school teacher now, you don't like popcorn, he's just like a movie.

Speaker 1 42:05

You know what I mean. Like.

Speaker 2 42:06

Like you know, the Working man or some shit.

Speaker 3 42:09

You talking about the Jason Statham movie. Yeah, you nigga anybody know shit about you, bro.

Speaker 1 42:13

I still need to see that.

Speaker 4 42:14

The Working man.

Speaker 2 42:15

Yeah, I don't know shit about you.

Speaker 4 42:16

That was good, nothing.

Speaker 1 42:18

The nigga like we got some movie recommendations your personal trainer.

Speaker 2 42:23

No, I just play. You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 42:25

I don't even do that half right, like man.

Speaker 2 42:27

God damn. I knew he was a school teacher, bro, but you like know all the shit though the school teacher lingo and shit. Like what? Like the H is solid and shit.

Speaker 3 42:43

Is that the H is?

Speaker 5 42:44

solid or mess.

Speaker 4 42:46

That nigga. You shit that nigga like jalapeno.

Speaker 2 42:49

Shit that nigga like jalapeno. That's not how you pronounce jalapeno, hey actually how do you pronounce it?

Speaker 3 42:54

What jalapeno, yeah Jalapeno, nigga jalapeno, hey, no, I say jalapeno. No I say jalapeno, is it?

Speaker 1 43:02

Okay, so Is it jalapeno or jalapeno?

Speaker 3 43:09

J Jalapeno yeah. Like A at the end or O A O Nigga, it's a O.

Speaker 1 43:10

Jalapeno, so Can I have a jalapeno? They don't spell no more Nigga. I didn't say jalapeno. I didn't say jalapeno.

Speaker 3 43:19

So is it Salmon or salmon? Nigga, are you serious? Yes, I'm very serious, nigga. If you're from Chicago, it's salmon. It's salmon Salmon.

Speaker 5 43:30

If you're from everywhere else it's salmon Probably yep.

Speaker 1 43:35

So what's the color?

Speaker 2 43:38

Pink, pink, but if it's salmon, they say it's a salmon color, but it's spelled S-A-L-M-O-N.

Speaker 1 43:45

Right yeah, so that would be salmon, how you spell salmon.

Speaker 3 43:47

Spell S-A-L-M-O-N. Right yeah, so that would be Salmon, how you spell Salmon P-I-N-K. You just said, salmon. I'm not from Chicago, joe.

Speaker 1 43:54

I say Salmon. So how the fuck do you pronounce it? Then I say Salmon, Honestly.

Speaker 4 44:00

I say Salmon. When I grew up I didn't know nothing about no Salmon.

Speaker 1 44:06

We had Jack Mackerel. Hey, jack Mackerel, I say Salmon, I say Salmon.

Speaker 2 44:09

We ate Mackerel. I say Salmon, we ain't no down with Salmon. You say Salmon, salmon, see, you grew up in a good household, but it was made with Jack.

Speaker 1 44:15

Mackerel.

Speaker 3 44:16

I think I say Salmon, salmon, salmon. S-a-l-m-o-n if I want to color pink. They said pink. So you're an English teacher, right, allegedly. Why is it two feet instead of two feets? Shut the fuck up. I'd wonder why it ain't foots why ain't it mouses instead of meeses? If my foot hurts, how?

Speaker 1 44:50

come my foot. Why it ain't foots, yeah, or foots. Why ain't it mouses instead of meeses? If my foot hurt, how come?

Speaker 3 44:55

my foot, not Both my foots hurt, why both your foots don't hurt Like oh man or your feets. I hurt my foot.

Speaker 2 45:00

No, no, no you changing it. Why does it go from foot?

Speaker 1 45:03

to feets. Why it ain't?

Speaker 2 45:04

deers.

Speaker 1 45:04

That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 45:05

It should just be foots Like deers. Okay, sherrod, go around saying my foots hurt, I will Both my foots hurt.

Speaker 1 45:13

Both my foots hurt. Both my foots hurt, bo, if you could listen. Singular is foot, plural is feet.

Speaker 4 45:24

We get it.

Speaker 1 45:25

Let's just keep it the same.

Speaker 4 45:27

Plural is foots.

Speaker 2 45:29

So you can't say footses. That's not possessive though.

Speaker 4 45:33

That don't sound right. That's possessive.

Speaker 3 45:35

My footses don't sound right. Foots sound right, but when you talking about the possession of a foot, I got athlete's foots.

Speaker 5 45:45

Nigga think about it.

Speaker 2 45:46

Two two and two, that is nothing laughing.

Speaker 1 45:50

That's a real deal right now. No, hey, that is two, two and two T-O-O-T-W-O.

Speaker 3 45:53

Right, live, live, where, where, where.

Speaker 1 45:57

But at least with the prophecy you can tell yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 46:01

There, there but what about live and live.

Speaker 1 46:04

Read and read.

Speaker 3 46:05

So when do you Live in line? That's all context, though. Live in line.

Speaker 1 46:09

You just gotta See, I love the life I live and live the life of Larry. Yeah, you went. You went to a real good school.

Speaker 3 46:14

Damn.

Speaker 2 46:15

See what I mean Like live, no, yeah, no, it is.

Speaker 5 46:20

This is the hardest language. The English language Is the hardest language To learn From. If you, if you ask anybody, no, no, if you ask anybody, no, no, hey, I've been told this Shit.

Speaker 3 46:29

it's English speakers that can't speak to shit. I've been told this from a Spanish-speaking individual.

Speaker 1 46:39

Individual. Okay, that the English language is very difficult. You ready for another?

Speaker 3 46:48

one Joe.

Speaker 1 46:49

I do, I agree, just because you ready for another bomb, joe, I do, I agree, just because you know how you just said it. Read, read, live, live, bear, bear.

Speaker 2 47:02

I love the life I live and live the life I love.

Speaker 3 47:05

Joe, you ready for another bomb, another truth bomb?

Speaker 1 47:07

Okay, truth bomb, so I know a little Spanish right yeah there it is wow, that's a good one, you know what I don't get it let me hear something.

Speaker 2 47:20

I don't get it anything. I don't know if it's real or not, but go ahead.

Speaker 3 47:24

Beste Cinco.

Speaker 2 47:26

There we go you can say anything to me. I don't even know what the fuck that means.

Speaker 3 47:29

Hola, Como estas nigga?

Speaker 1 47:31

Como estas ustedes. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 3 47:36

Nah, but it really you ain't saying taco burrito.

Speaker 2 47:38

I don't know what the fuck you talking about.

Speaker 3 47:40

Nah, so I've been learning Spanish since I was in high school and shit, and the shit is simpler, like it's not easy, but it's simpler to understand, especially if you an adult, than English for real.

Speaker 2 47:51

Well, the thing about the English language is changing every day.

Speaker 1 47:54

That's the problem yeah, and then the way well, here's the thing. It changes every day though you know how they talk about the king's English. Truly, what's the king's English if? You can understand what the person is saying. Like here's the thing. You know he's country Right, but you understand what he's saying.

Speaker 4 48:17

Right, sound like the king's English to me, okay.

Speaker 1 48:20

So actually, what's proper, you get what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 48:23

Yeah, if he say two Is the king's English proper. Supposedly Because our English isn't really proper.

Speaker 1 48:29

Because then you got.

Speaker 3 48:30

I know honestly, the king's English is white, yeah, but then the people who speak the king's English, some of them motherfuckers, sound worse than we do, like Cockney. You ever heard a motherfucker talk, cockney? They sound completely ridiculous.

Speaker 2 48:44

Well, from my understanding, the king of English is like all of our English. It's the king of English that's slowed up or speeded up. Slowed down or speeded up, Like the southern drawl would be the king of English.

Speaker 1 48:54

Okay, I got one for you. What's the grade before first Kindergarten? Kinder Kinder. I say Kenny, I do.

Speaker 3 49:09

I don't even know. I say Kindergarten. I say Kindergarten.

Speaker 1 49:15

I know Kindergarten, oh. But I say, kenny, how is it going to be kinder when you have a? You're a fucking English teacher I say kindergarten you got a short eye in there.

Speaker 2 49:26

We'll grade your kid in, you know a short eye in kindergarten.

Speaker 3 49:29

Short eye, what the fuck's kindergarten? There you go.

Speaker 5 49:31

Kindergarten.

Speaker 3 49:32

Is that me?

Speaker 1 49:32

Yeah, but listen, this is what I'm trying to say, but how you the way you say it. I know it's supposed to be kinder right Spose, or suppose?

Speaker 3 49:44

No, we all, we all have that slang, that dialogue.

Speaker 1 49:48

Yeah, suppose I'm not about to.

Speaker 3 49:52

Yeah, I'm about to, I'm finna, I'm finna I'm finna, go do something you remember when.

Speaker 4 49:56

I'm finna.

Speaker 2 49:57

The lady put I'm, finna, I'm finna go do something you remember when the lady posted that her kid was about to go to the kidney garden, kidney garden.

Speaker 3 50:04

Yeah, oh yeah, remember that shit. The lady posted.

Speaker 2 50:08

The lady posted oh, my baby about to go to the kidney garden. Kidney garden Kidney garden and then somebody posted.

Speaker 4 50:17

somebody was sitting up and saying you need to go with them Because she spelled that shit.

Speaker 2 50:22

kidney.

Speaker 3 50:23

Oh shit, oh man, yeah, she's like kidney garden.

Speaker 2 50:25

She said my kids finna go to kidney garden. That motherfucker said you need to go with them Shit.

Speaker 5 50:30

Hey, you know what Real quick it's going to get worse too, I like to send a shout out.

Speaker 2 50:34

Because they don't spell no more.

Speaker 1 50:35

To all the listeners.

Speaker 2 50:36

It's all AI, we got. We still got Germany.

Speaker 3 50:41

We got a whole bunch of other countries.

Speaker 1 50:43

Oh shit, we like to. We appreciate y'all. We in Nigeria, you see that yeah. Call it A1, not AI Did you see that Somebody called it A1.

Speaker 2 50:55

A1 is fucking barbecue sauce. I mean steak sauce.

Speaker 1 50:57

Hey, I like A1 and I don't even know why these and not A1 make a spicy thick spicy. That's a good little motherfucker Steak places. They have a steak and spicy. I mean, I'm not even a big steak eater.

Speaker 3 51:11

If it's steak or seafood, I'm picking seafood. See, we black? That's the thing. Black people like steak sauce. We like sausage.

Speaker 1 51:19

I don't care how good you make it, I still just want A1, because as a kid, when you put A1 sauce on there, I don't care about.

Speaker 2 51:29

Here's the thing. Let me get some A1. I don't give a shit.

Speaker 1 51:32

You're the chef on the show.

Speaker 2 51:33

Okay, but you need to take one bite before you put it on. Agreed.

Speaker 3 51:37

Okay, but before you got High Sididi with your taste buds, did you put A1 on we? Didn't have steak yeah, for the longest time.

Speaker 4 51:46

My bad. My bad For the longest time I thought.

Speaker 2 51:49

We ate a lot of pig growing up.

Speaker 3 51:51

Okay, I thought steak was rich people food, so I never had that.

Speaker 2 51:54

No, we ate a lot of pig growing up A. We ate a lot of pig growing up, a lot of pig, a lot of pork chops. From the rooter to the tooter. I agree All the hogs Come on. We didn't have a lot of steak growing up All the chillings we ate everything.

Speaker 3 52:05

We ate a lot of chicken, a lot of pork chops I'm sorry, pork chops.

Speaker 5 52:10

No, I'm kidding you right. Pork chops, nigga.

Speaker 2 52:14

Pork Hot dogs too. You eat hot dogs, not pork chops, whoever has pork and bean and wieners Pork chops.

Speaker 3 52:21

I couldn't get with the Vienna's Pork chops ain't cheap.

Speaker 1 52:23

No, you cut the little hot dogs.

Speaker 2 52:25

Oh, oh, oh oh.

Speaker 3 52:27

The hot dogs and put them in between the fork and the fork. I ain't never did that.

Speaker 1 52:31

Hamburger meat and pork and bean.

Speaker 3 52:33

I was a lot of hamburger helper, a lot of.

Speaker 1 52:40

Hamburger.

Speaker 3 52:40

Helper, a lot of Hamburger Helper, a lot of Hamburger Helper. I'm trying to tell you, niggas, I'm from the trenches dog. I never ate Hamburger Helper, did you have the Tuna?

Speaker 2 52:43

Helper. Y'all niggas ever had Goulash Nah we had Goulash. That's basically a whole ass. Hamburger Helper Goulash is everything left over from yesterday.

Speaker 3 52:55

Shit, I didn't have that shit as an adult I didn't have slappy, that's what gulag is, bro, and put some macaroni in it.

Speaker 1 53:02

I'll take that too.

Speaker 2 53:03

No, I'm serious. You got all your shit Left over here and then you get fancy and you start eating Fried okra.

Speaker 1 53:08

Be like oh, now it's time to Whip and nae nae now, that's some good shit Right there, boy.

Speaker 4 53:15

You get some fried okra. That's not me. I couldn't, but I'm gonna issue a challenge here. You don't like fried okra?

Speaker 3 53:19

I can't get past the texturing.

Speaker 2 53:20

I just want you Texturing it is. I don't like the slimy things. What's the challenge? We ready to do the spade thing, what I heard y'all pretty good, oh damn what is it? Dan's playing the other day. When is Marcus too crazy Took him and Pee Wee out.

Speaker 1 53:38

Marcus and his boy took him and Pee Wee out.

Speaker 2 53:41

Whenever y'all ready. Okay, all you got to do is show up, show up and show out.

Speaker 5 53:47

You ain't going to re-nig, are you? I'm going to catch you re-nigging.

Speaker 2 53:52

Re-nigger.

Speaker 3 53:58

You want to re-nigger Please?

Speaker 2 54:01

I don't re nigga.

Speaker 3 54:01

Let's do it.

Speaker 2 54:02

I take, my man I take. If I lose, which I rarely do, I'll take it.

Speaker 3 54:07

So we got to get Casino and Superman.

Speaker 2 54:11

Casino ain't going to come, no way. I ain't fucking with Casino, you ain't fucking with Casino, no more. No, damn Fuck, casino, casino.

Speaker 4 54:18

I hope you listen Nigga Nigga.

Speaker 2 54:23

Go and deliver somebody's heart, nigga Right here. Oh shit, nigga man. Nigga I was coming up with some kind of excuse. Every time he say hey man meet me at the bar right there. Oh no, I'm coming, I'm coming. Oh no, I can't make it. Man, nigga, if I can count all the times he done canceled on us. Nigga, we all need a heart. That nigga should bring all of us a heart. He'll beat himself. I don't give a fuck if he is or not.

Speaker 1 54:56

He can hear me?

Spades Game Challenge and Food Promises

Speaker 2 54:57

Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me, nigga? We all need a heart Because you done broke everybody's heart up in this motherfucker. So deliver us all a goddamn heart, nigga. Nigga you supposed to be a mean man, robert Emmons? They done changed the name of the motherfuckers. It ain't called Robert Emmons no more, it's called the hideaway gualo or whatever the fuck it is. Nigga you supposed to be meeting me there? That ain't certain food, no more. They've been changed. The whole West Valley, and you still ain't showed up yet. God damn it. I sound like Stephen A Smith. I'm weak dog.

Speaker 1 55:38

Stephen A.

Speaker 2 55:39

I sound like Stephen A Smith.

Speaker 4 55:40

I'm weak dog Stephen A, I sound like.

Speaker 2 55:40

Stephen A Smith, that big old forehead.

Speaker 3 55:42

Hey, I got a quick question for you about the Spades game that me and my brother going to show up and whoop y'all in man, please.

Speaker 2 55:49

You play Joker, Joker, Deuce. I play whatever the fuck you want to play. Oh, okay. I don't give a fuck what you want to play I play.

Speaker 1 55:57

Whatever you want to play, say it with your chest. It's recorded now.

Speaker 2 56:02

It's my house, your rules. I don't give a fuck. You ain't going to win.

Speaker 5 56:07

We going to show up and show out.

Speaker 3 56:10

Show up and show out Twin powers unite.

Speaker 4 56:18

He already nervous.

Speaker 5 56:19

He already nervous he already nervous this ain't nothing but a goddamn thing.

Speaker 2 56:23

Man, he already nervous.

Speaker 3 56:24

This ain't nothing but a goddamn thing.

Speaker 5 56:26

Let's do this. Joe man, you already nervous, let's do this man.

Speaker 2 56:28

You scared of him, cause y'all ain't don't sick, no more.

Speaker 3 56:30

And I'm gonna get Chris to show up To see that ass.

Speaker 2 56:33

My nigga ain't gonna show up Casino, you gonna be there right. Casino ain't gonna show up nigga. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 56:39

If casino show up Right, you got some crown apple for you.

Speaker 2 56:44

I do got that, but I ain't got, I ain't gonna get that nigga. No crown apple.

Speaker 3 56:51

Where you gonna drink, then you wanna drink, I get a nigga. Whatever he want. You gonna drink some bottom shelf.

Speaker 2 56:56

I get Nah, nah, he gonna give him some of that.

Speaker 1 56:59

Wait, what's the Nah he? Whatever you want, you're gonna bring some bottom shelf.

Speaker 2 57:02

I get no, no, oh, you're gonna give him some of that wait what's the no he ain't getting it. What's the only not?

Speaker 1 57:06

I didn't get it he ain't gonna get it. No, okay, that's for the wood that ride, he said man she got expensive taste, oh you talking about.

Speaker 2 57:14

Uh, what's her name? Nah, she wanted some motherfucking. Johnny Walker, yeah.

Speaker 3 57:21

You was like, oh, she better be dropping the drawers for that.

Speaker 2 57:27

You got an expensive taste.

Speaker 3 57:30

That's $200 a bottle. Hold on, god damn.

Speaker 1 57:33

More like $325.

Speaker 2 57:35

My bad, my bad. Hey, listen, we're going. My bad. What are you doing if?

Speaker 3 57:38

you want to. My price is usually accurate. My bad, hey, listen, we're going to show up to the Spades, but you got to cook for us. I need that pecan pie Nigga you win.

Speaker 2 57:49

If you win, I'll cook for you.

Speaker 3 57:50

The cream cheese pecan pie.

Speaker 2 57:52

Oh nigga, I made a peach cobbler yesterday, oh man.

Speaker 3 57:55

You, oh man, you know how to make banana pudding. Yeah, oh, I need some banana pudding.

Speaker 1 57:59

Nigga, nigga, please, after he get his dick out your ear, make me some banana pudding you had to go back to that and then they like listen, I'm like going to slap it on the nigga.

Speaker 5 58:16

Like bow I ain't really trying to stick it in you.

Speaker 2 58:19

And you're really being fucked. You want to get fucked up. Damon, I ain't a boy. Okay, you really want to be fucked up. Y'all want to get fucked up. Hey, let me tell you something you can't out-gay a Marine bro, I'm telling you right now Nigga, I ain't telling you what. Make it so bad, I'll put some man salt in it, I think it went too far and on that note, hey, we going to watch Sinners this weekend you cannot get a Marine bro.

Speaker 3 58:50

And for reference sake, Johnny Walker Blue goes for $2.50 a bottle. I was closer, John. I'll bake the bottle. My apologies, that's a $7.50. Okay, we got what I'll bake the bar, so look, my apologies.

Speaker 2 59:05

That's a 750. Oh, okay, we got what Centers? Centers. Oh, what's the Warfare? Okay, Warfare. I want to see Minecraft Warfare. I heard Warcraft was in it Warfare, warfare.

Speaker 1 59:12

I did see.

Speaker 5 59:13

I want to see the.

Speaker 1 59:13

Amateur.

Speaker 3 59:14

I saw the amateur. What is warfare? Amateur I recommend that the accountant 2. The accountant 2 is next week. Oh shit, I think it's next week. Yeah, accountant 2.

Speaker 2 59:21

Yeah, I'm gonna watch it though, but I think the only reason I'm gonna watch it because the punisher is in it.

Speaker 4 59:26

But no, I just wanna hear that dude is a good actor.

Speaker 3 59:28

I just wanna hear the he was in the first one, but he's a good actor that was his brother.

Speaker 1 59:34

I want to hear the guns. I'm going to make sure I go to where they have the I'm going to hear the boom, boom, boom, the exhale.

Speaker 3 59:41

Oh yeah, that'd be tough.

Speaker 4 59:42

Because I want to hear the noise of the gun, the exhale, yeah.

Speaker 1 59:45

Hey, y'all ever realize in movies I just thought about this yesterday the well and this is for a TV show for SWAT the cops' guns boom, boom, boom and the criminals like even when they had the shotguns or whatever it don't they got the little pea shooter sound yeah, Wow, but then you know in the movies, but you have to distinguish the difference too. Like A-Team yeah no, no, I get it, but I'm just saying A-Team they're a. No, I get it.

Speaker 2 1:00:16

but I'm just saying they team that up a lot around.

Movie and TV Show Recommendations

Speaker 1 1:00:18

It's like how they pick it's either the cops or it's the bad guys. Like on SWAT, the cops are the ones with the nice sound guns, the heavy artillery, and then in the movies it always seem like it's the bad guys, shit in the movies.

Speaker 3 1:00:31

everything is bigger.

Speaker 1 1:00:33

It's right boom boom, boom, like the Den of Thieves.

Speaker 3 1:00:36

I was just thinking, den of Thieves man.

Speaker 1 1:00:41

I say that's a classic hey Sneakers. No, it's not called Sneakers, I think it's called Sneak.

Speaker 4 1:00:46

It's animated.

Speaker 1 1:00:49

So I don't know. I thought about going to see it just to talk about it on the podcast. I don't know, it depends. I'm going to see it if I get some, some bored trying to think.

Speaker 3 1:00:59

New shows, dope Thief, apple Plus that's good, too Rich as far as shows go. Any other shows, joe?

Speaker 4 1:01:08

what shows.

Speaker 3 1:01:09

Abbott, elementary Abbott, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:01:12

Abbott Elementary and.

Speaker 2 1:01:12

Swap what shows you watch? Oh no, I watched 1923. I loved it.

Speaker 3 1:01:15

1923 was good I started a new show with Jon Hamm on Apple Plus. I'm watching Invincible.

Speaker 4 1:01:21

Oh, that's off the chain bro.

Speaker 3 1:01:23

I haven't seen that yet.

Speaker 2 1:01:24

Is that good? Season two yeah, I'm watching season two right now, what is that? That shit off the chain, bro Prime. Oh, is it?

Speaker 3 1:01:31

Oh then G20 with With Vi Davis.

Speaker 1 1:01:34

Hey, did somebody start watching the?

Speaker 3 1:01:36

Invincible is out the fucking chain what episode

Speaker 4 1:01:39

is yours, Sterling K Brown. Oh Paradise, oh Paradise. Fifth episode.

Speaker 3 1:01:44

I think it's about eight. Which one is that? Is that on Hulu Hulu?

Speaker 2 1:01:47

but I know NBC just picked it up. Oh, NBC picked it up. No, it's out the chain.

Speaker 3 1:01:52

So, it's going to be on TV. It's TV. See, it's moving a little slow for me right now, but is it going to pick up? Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 1:01:59

So when did they?

Speaker 3 1:02:00

They just like a couple weeks ago.

Speaker 5 1:02:01

Oh yeah, I'm going to go watch that right now.

Speaker 3 1:02:04

Yeah, you watched Paradise, right Paradise. Yeah, oh you haven't watched Paradise yet, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:02:09

Yeah, no, it's good Because I listened to his interview on the pit I got. That's a cool. Hey, is La Brea. Is that about Los Angeles, or was they just called La Brea?

Speaker 2 1:02:19

No about Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 1:02:19

Well, it's about Los Angeles, La Brea.

Speaker 2 1:02:21

Tarpet. It opens up and everybody falls through time.

Speaker 1 1:02:25

Oh, okay, well, everybody, we hope y'all have fun.

Speaker 3 1:02:30

This was one of them ones.

Speaker 1 1:02:32

If you're going to hit it.

Speaker 2 1:02:34

Hit. What the lottery? What's the lottery going for? Hey, if you're going to hit it.

Speaker 3 1:02:37

You got your ticket, Hit it.

Speaker 1 1:02:38

I mean it's got to be the.

Speaker 3 1:02:39

Powerball.

Speaker 1 1:02:40

Oh yeah, because I'm not playing.

Speaker 3 1:02:42

Mega Million. There was somebody who bought a few lines at the.

Speaker 1 1:02:45

Of Mega.

Speaker 4 1:02:46

Million.

Speaker 3 1:02:46

At the, what you call it, that I was just at. Yeah, oh, they got a gambling problem.

Speaker 1 1:02:53

Yeah, they rich If you. Yeah, I think she said it's five dollars. Yeah, I think she bought Five lines. That's twenty five dollars.

Speaker 3 1:02:59

Yeah, I think that's what she said. Hell, she got a gambling problem she might be too much. She did look a little disheveled. But you know, shout out to her.

Speaker 1 1:03:05

I mean, hey, whatever you need to do To get up out the hey, I'm trying to get up Out the mud too.

Speaker 3 1:03:11

Right, I can't hey that five dollars a line. Those feet pics yeah.

Speaker 2 1:03:16

You get a lot of money for these ones. Hey Joe, the scientists want to see these ones. Hey, start an OnlyFans. My shit is like Velociraptor.

Speaker 3 1:03:26

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Speaker 1 1:03:26

Hey did, y'all Never mind.

Speaker 4 1:03:28

Actually real quick. Did y'all know that?

Speaker 3 1:03:30

OnlyFans originally wasn't for what it is.

Speaker 1 1:03:32

Now what it's for Shit a lot of stuff. Probably wasn't Shit a lot of stuff probably wasn't.

Speaker 3 1:03:36

It was originally to For celebrities Not yet celebrities but, like content creators, to just make direct interactions with their fans. So, like, say, I had an album coming out but the label was being bitches and they didn't want to push it, so I put it on OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 1:03:51

And you showed your tip and now everybody got Started being sexual. Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:03:56

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Speaker 1 1:03:57

Like. Patreon is right now.

Speaker 3 1:03:58

Yeah pretty much. It's another. It was another paywall.

Speaker 2 1:04:01

You can find anything on OnlyFans now. It don't matter.

Speaker 1 1:04:04

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Speaker 3 1:04:08

It's already on there I bet it's on there they squeezing watermelons with they legs. Yeah, oh yeah I.