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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Would You Fight A Gorilla For $100 million? We Wouldn't Either!
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What happens when you put Bosco, Joe, Shyrod, Christian, and Jess in a room with some alcoholic beverages and no filter? Pure podcast gold that veers wildly from absurd hypotheticals to real-world absurdities.
The episode kicks off with a deep dive into a viral debate that's been taking over social media: could 100 men defeat a silverback gorilla in combat? While this might sound ridiculous on the surface, the hosts bring surprising passion to their positions. Bosco stands firmly with the gorilla, convinced the beast would quickly dispatch enough men to send the rest running. Shyrod argues for human ingenuity and teamwork, suggesting strategic eye-gouging and the power of numbers would eventually wear down even the mightiest primate. The debate reveals how even the most outlandish scenarios can spark genuine philosophical differences about human capability versus raw animal power.
Just when you think the conversation couldn't get more outrageous, the crew tackles "The Delco Defecator" – a Florida woman who defecated on another driver's car hood during a road rage incident. Their reactions range from disgusted disbelief to cultural analysis ("that's some white people shit") as they try to comprehend what could possibly drive someone to such an extreme. This segment perfectly captures the podcast's ability to find humor in the absurd corners of human behavior.
The hosts then wade into the murky waters of age-gap relationships, prompted by 72-year-old Bill Belichick dating a 24-year-old. This evolves into a hilarious yet revealing discussion about whether they would date significantly older people for financial compensation, with each host drawing different moral lines in the sand and attaching different price tags to their discomfort. Their banter exposes how principles often compete with pragmatism when hypothetical money enters the equation.
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Episode Introduction
Speaker 1Oh yeah man.
Speaker 2Let me tell y'all who that's for. We got another solo. No, I'm messing with y'all. They be like oh no, not him again by himself. I did the show by myself last week. Solo. I got something to say about that.
Speaker 3Anyway, man, I was really hoping to not say nothing so everybody could think this nigga's over here talking to himself, I know, huh.
Speaker 2Did you do the voices?
Speaker 4No, you didn't do the voices.
Speaker 2No, I told them that y'all was some profane individuals.
Speaker 3Y'all know he was bad-mouthing us last week.
Speaker 2I told him not to tell y'all I got something to say about that. Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. You gotta give a shit. We are here. I have a few friends to join me. I am the solo guy from last week I'm Bosco and sitting to my left it's Sherrod.
Speaker 3I got something to say real quick though. Hey, I want to commemorate you on that solo dolo last week. I listened to the podcast, of course, and appreciate you.
Speaker 2Hey, it was almost as good as Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3Nah, nah, nah. He talked about how he met us and stuff that was dope I told you man. Real good.
Speaker 2Yeah, I just told him, just letting him know how we all met, hooping, talked about Shadur, yeah, how he slept. I could have kept going, but I was like it started to get a little late, I started to feel a little sleepy, so I was just sitting there. I was like you know what, let me go to the studio and record something.
Speaker 4So I'm the second.
Speaker 2That started from.
Speaker 3Keep going with the intro. Okay To my left.
Speaker 4Went in on the rodeo joke. I ain't got shit to. Okay To my left. I ain't winning on the rodeo Joe. I ain't got shit to say To my left.
Speaker 5What's going on?
Speaker 3Damn this be the one they call Christian and sitting to my left's left.
Speaker 6It's just Jess.
Speaker 3Left's left. We was going to save the best for last. You fucked it up.
Speaker 6I'm sorry, damn.
Speaker 3Anyway, sitting to her left.
Speaker 2Y'all already introduced themselves. Y'all know what. We are here and I'm going to just tell you. Right now, the show is going to probably go off the rails.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, my bad, jess, because there's some alcoholic beverages going on.
Speaker 4I'm not going to go off the rails.
Speaker 2And we're going to talk about this 100 men Versus.
Speaker 3Gorilla. But first, what is the show brought to us by today? Nobody, we don't get paid for this Pay us.
Speaker 2It's brought to us by Blueberry Lemonade.
Speaker 3When I'm drinking and and alcohol Because the one dude on Instagram, facebook, whatever the workout dude there's a lot of those. What's his name? Ashton. So he has the Saratoga. They don't pass but the Springwater. Ever since he started posting that, he said, their sales skyrocketed. So we need to talk about these. So who else?
Speaker 2What else we drinking, Since they didn't say that?
Speaker 3this is bought to you by.
Speaker 2Trojan Skins no, protect your dangling.
Speaker 4Don't run up in her raw. I don't speak.
Speaker 3Spanish Always wear a swimming cap before you enter the pool.
Speaker 2Vente Cinco. You know we're going to be good because we have a lady present. We've been off the rails the last two shows.
Speaker 6Since when has that stopped anything?
Speaker 3You're a lady. You're a lady, that's right. Thank you for asking that Instead of stating that.
Speaker 4Thank you so much. I'm a motherfucking lady.
Speaker 3Oh shit, it's already on, I'm a motherfucking lady.
Speaker 6I'm a lady. God damn it.
Speaker 4Alright, listen, don't ever do that again. Let's go Ever.
100 Men VS Gorilla Debate
Speaker 2Alright, 100 men versus gorilla. I'm telling you, now I'm taking the gorilla. Let's go ever alright, 100 million versus gorilla. I'm telling you, now I'm taking the gorilla, I am not. You know, they did this on chat GPT. Yes, now, eventually. Now, this is what I thought. I figure, come on, you got 100 million eventually.
Speaker 2Well, I got two scenarios the gorilla get tired eventually the gorilla is going to get tired, so the gorilla is going to get took down. But this is what I said once the gorilla kill the first six people, everybody else is just going to back off what if the gorilla kills the first six people in one swing?
Speaker 2no, no, no. What I'm saying is actually once the first person. What I'm saying is actually once the first person get killed, I'm backing off. I'm going to tell you what one dude said. One guy shout out to him. He said I just want to be part of it so I can be the cameraman, so I can tell you how 99 niggas got killed.
Speaker 3My scenario for this is if you're going to do 100 men versus a gorilla, it's got to be in a cage, right? Well, yeah, so they can't run. So that's the only scenario you can have. But in my opinion, this is 100 men and beating a gorilla. The first 15 are sacrifices. You running your ass in there, you a sacrifice. But, come on, are sacrifices. You running your ass, and then you a sacrifice. But, come on, this is 100 dudes. Can you all jump in at once, exactly? I mean not physically at once, no, but 10 dudes can jump on that gorilla, right? Wait, you said 10 dudes. 10 dudes can jump on that gorilla.
Speaker 1Okay, now we talking?
Speaker 3How big are the dudes? What's the stats on the dudes?
Speaker 2You can put the raw I'm talking about like 10 shacks.
Speaker 3Why don't it matter? 10 shacks, nigga, it ain't 10 shacks in this world, I'm just saying, but that's the only scenario that it can work.
Speaker 2Nah, we going realistic. You can do it, though. You can take David Bautista.
Speaker 4You can take the Rock you can take all the bodybuilders are we talking?
Speaker 3we talking wrestlers, all that you can take, all the wrestlers, batista. Or we talking the actor Batista?
Speaker 2that nigga done downsized no, just Batista you can take Steroid Triple H, it don't matter, so no, but 10-15 you can take the dude that put ice on his face, so you think a griller is going to beat 100 people.
Speaker 3Realistically. I understand it's a silverback griller. The motherfucker is as strong as hell.
Speaker 2Listen what's going to happen is it's just natural. It's natural Now I don't consider myself a punk, but after I see the first myself a punk, but after I see the first person get killed, I'm done.
Speaker 3That's why it has to be in a cage.
Speaker 2No, I'm going to be like, let me out, I didn't sign up for this your ass is locked in.
Speaker 3This is Hunger Games. Hell in a cell.
Speaker 6Do you think they're taking a docile gorilla that just woke up from a little nap, or is it they're making?
Speaker 3him angry, a silverback gorilla.
Speaker 2The biggest whoever the biggest, baddest gorilla in the world.
Speaker 6Harambe. What Harambe's dead you?
Speaker 4seen Caesar nigga.
Speaker 3Oh, that's what he was doing yeah.
Speaker 4Y'all get it now, let me have that cookie.
Speaker 3Listen, it's still 100 versus gorilla.
Speaker 2Now remember.
Speaker 3So what are you saying? Remember, you're going hand, you're going hand, ain't no way.
Speaker 2Like I said, those first 10, 15 people sacrificed. They don't feel that shit. They sacrificed Nigga the Klitschko's If you can get about three people to an arm.
Speaker 3Lennox Lewis, ain't nobody going to break that gorilla's jaw?
Speaker 2They ain't going to break his jaw, not even break him. They say if you hit a gorilla, he will not feel it.
Speaker 3No, he ain't going to feel it.
Speaker 2Because another gorilla hits another gorilla and they say it's 2,700 pounds of pressure. Nigga, I think I punch at like 30 pounds of pressure. So what the hell I'm going to do with a gorilla? That gorilla going to knock my little ass out. You going to take them cookies, why don't you? No, he ain't going to take my cookies. You can strategize, though I'm going to run.
Speaker 4I'm like Caesar Caesar hand me that cookie. I took that cookie brother.
Speaker 3It's funny. Gouge his eyes out. I saw a chat, or not it's like a scenario. Gouge his eyes out.
Speaker 4You really think you're going to be that close.
Speaker 6If there's 100 motherfuckers, yeah, I agree 100.
Speaker 1This is 100.
Speaker 3How many of them is going to hold them down, though. First of all, it's going to take about 20 people to hold them down as many as it takes 20 strong people.
Speaker 4You're giving the human species too much credit.
Speaker 6Yeah, because y'all won't strategize together, y'all will both be like oh. I'm a big man.
Speaker 3I can beat this group all by myself. That's the only way you have to work together.
Speaker 4So you put 100 women in. What are y'all going to do? Talk to motherfuckers to death Cry probably.
Speaker 3I'd be crying. We strategize. Go girls, you better hope it's King.
Speaker 6Kong.
Speaker 3You better hope it's King Kong. That's the only way.
Speaker 6Y'all survive.
Speaker 3But yeah, no, I got nails.
Speaker 6I can gouge his eyes out.
Speaker 3It's funny cause you know it's all it's all over social media.
Speaker 2So I saw. I saw a scenario when a dude that's why we talking about it- so I saw a scenario when a dude ran.
Speaker 3A simulation. A hundred thousand, mike Tyson. What makes you think?
Speaker 6The eyes are gonna be Any more sensitive. Eyes are the most 100,000.
Speaker 3If the skin is tough, what makes you think the eyes are going to be any?
Speaker 6more sensitive. First, 10,000 grills.
Speaker 3Eyes are the most sensitive part of your body On a gorilla.
Speaker 6They're still the most sensitive part of the body. No, go, get out of the gorilla's eyes 100,000.
Speaker 3Mike Tysons won against 10,000 grills and it'd be easier than just hitting him all over again. In that scenario, yeah, 100,000 Mike Tysons.
Speaker 4One versus 10,000 Thrillers. Y'all better leave that AI shit alone, bro. Y'all better leave that AI shit alone, man, you're going to fuck around and get fucked up. Those are some weird-ass scenarios.
Speaker 3I'm going to find it. Hey, y'all ever seen that show Fresh Off the Boat? Yes, you know that nigga has bars. Which one? You seen this?
Speaker 2Oh yeah, who was?
Speaker 3that Randall Park? Yeah, he was in the residence.
Speaker 6Oh yeah yeah yeah, y'all seen that.
Speaker 1Yeah, this video no.
Speaker 2I haven't seen the video.
Speaker 3I'm going to send it to you, but this nigga has bars. He's over here freestyling over an Eric Sermon beat on the Sway in the Morning radio show. 100,000, mike Tyson. What are we looking at? 10,000 gorillas. So then, before Robin and after Robin, mike Tyson? Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2Hey, so can you bring up 100 men, just 100 regular men. But see how you had to go. You had to go to Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson might no to Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson, mike Mike Tyson is the baddest man on the planet 100, mike Tyson wouldn't beat.
Speaker 4No mother girl, yes, it would Come on.
Speaker 2Hey Shiraz, I'm telling y'all, here's my thing you must not watch Animal Planet. This is what y'all don't realize, you gotta watch Animal Planet.
Speaker 4Listen, this is what y'all don't realize.
Speaker 2You gotta watch.
Speaker 4Animal.
Speaker 2Planet bro With us. As men, I'll be the first person to admit nigga, I'm scared. Oh no, no, yes, I agree.
Speaker 3I'm scared.
Speaker 2So as soon as I see that goddamn gorilla, no, it's different If we just going to fight like another man.
Speaker 3The only scenario that happens is if you're in a cage and you're fighting for your life at that point. But why?
Speaker 4would anybody be put in that scenario? Maybe he fell in the cage. I mean, Harambe didn't make it out so.
Speaker 2If you're fighting for your life. But look, they killed Harambe.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2And didn't Harambe? Yeah, and didn't Harambe. Save the baby.
Speaker 3How many niggas killed Harambe One. With what A bullet. There you go, scenario done. We ain't got no bullets in this scenario. Nope, you in a cage and you have to fight for your life.
Speaker 1And it's 100 men.
Speaker 3And you don't think somebody tucked something away. Nah, no, no, and it's a hundred million, you don't?
Speaker 2think somebody tucked something away. Nah, no, no, no, no, for real. We literally just going mano y mano.
Speaker 3So you in a prison and they said whoever beats this gorilla, whoever's left gets out.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 2But you got to do all the people. That's life.
Speaker 3That's still not enough though, no there's going to be 30 motherfuckers dead.
Speaker 2Dude, you can have Kimbo Slice. I got paroled in 10 years. Ct Fletcher, you have to fight it. Kali Muscle, that gorilla is coming out on top.
Speaker 3You have to fight it. There's no scenario where you get out of it.
Speaker 6No, I think it mostly starts with the fight against who's going to go fight it Again.
Speaker 4Who's the scenario?
Speaker 2Who's going? First I got St Roy, so now we think you and Christian gotta go because y'all younger than us. Nose goes, nigga you up.
Speaker 3What'd you say? Nose goes. I never heard that I ain't doing it.
Speaker 2Would you go first?
Speaker 3I never heard that I ain't doing it, so would you go first? I ain't never heard of that Hell. No, you older nigga Lead by example. No, no, you younger, you younger.
Speaker 2So you got to go. So would you be part of the 100 and go first?
Speaker 3No, I wouldn't be part of the 1,000.
Speaker 2What if it was?
Speaker 3$100 million cash.
Speaker 6Cash Hell, no, in your hand.
Speaker 3No, oh, you're not doing it no.
Speaker 4No, you got to give him a million. I see he like a million. Wait, didn't I say a hundred million you?
Speaker 3said a hundred million. Okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 6No, I'd just be making friends from outside, because what am I going to do? You're giving me all snacks.
Speaker 2What am.
Speaker 3I got to go first and I'm dead Hell.
Speaker 5No, I'll be talking.
Speaker 3Hey, Mr Gorilla, Give me some bananas.
Speaker 2I don't even know if they like bananas?
Speaker 3Hey, they don't even like bananas. Whatever they like, man, I ain't messing with that.
Speaker 2Where's my phone?
Speaker 3at Ten seconds. Ten seconds, you're on the clock.
Speaker 2Oh, no see, we got y'all to talk now.
Speaker 4Yeah, we're, we got y'all to talk now. Yeah, we gonna keep talking about this madness. No, we need to Stop talking about this bullshit?
Speaker 3Why you don't?
Speaker 4like it. No, nobody gonna fight. No damn gorilla.
Speaker 3Realistically. No, nobody's gonna fight. Actually, I don't even know where the story came from you said it was AI generated. That was 15, right there.
Speaker 2I time everything.
Speaker 6Yeah, it's all over. You know, you got TikTok, that was 15 right there I time everything.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's all over. You know you got TikTok you be seeing that I ain't see.
Speaker 4no, damn nothing.
Speaker 3That's all that pop up.
Speaker 4Damn man it's content creators. It's all that pop up, but I'm just saying like, let's be real, like you know, gorillas, you can't hurt them.
Speaker 6No, that's what I'm saying, but 100 of you, yes, you can According to Jess you can gouge their eyes out, though. With 100 of you. Wow, I'd be disappointed if 100 motherfuckers couldn't take down one girl.
Speaker 4Yes, that would be pretty sad, are you?
Speaker 6kidding me, what if?
Speaker 4And that's why there's a lot of motherfuckers in this graveyard because some woman see it Exactly.
Speaker 6You can do it, baby, I agree, I agree with that.
Speaker 3I agree with that. Actually, I got a question for you, though. This is kind of funny. So do you believe like a man should be able to change a tire and stuff?
Speaker 6Yeah, but a woman should too.
Speaker 3Okay, but should a woman like be able to cook? Yeah, so should a man.
Speaker 6Why so say it? So should a man.
Speaker 3Why so say it was just a man's?
Speaker 6job, because if you end up alone at the end of the day.
Speaker 4When are you going to die? This is a new generation man.
Speaker 3It's a man's job. All he has to do is take care of the car and stuff. So if a man can't change a tire, you look at him as less than a man.
Speaker 6No, because I can't change a tire. Why do I expect you to change a tire? But can?
Speaker 3you cook.
Speaker 6I can cook some things. Okay, can't cook everything. All right, I don't know you made my point, you have to be able to survive alone.
Speaker 3What are we listening to?
Speaker 6A gorilla. We're watching Animal Planet y'all.
Speaker 5Sponsored by Joe, two of his females seem to be showing a little too much interest in the chess beats from the other group. Hey, who's Mack?
Speaker 4Don't fuck around. What did that gorilla catch you looking sad at in his womb? Beat the shit out of all 100 of you, man.
Speaker 5These females may try to sneak away to join the other group. Man, y'all women ain't no good. Ruchino will do everything he can to stop them.
Speaker 4Women ain't no good them really.
Speaker 3Women ain't no good. It's likely to be very vigilant to make sure that these people are really cheap some fucked up shit.
Speaker 5Ruchina knows these females can't go anywhere while he's guarding them. So the wise leader holds his ground while foolhardy Marembo does the fighting on his behalf.
Speaker 6He's already got scars. He's already getting beat.
Speaker 5So you think a man or a hundred men, yes, surprisingly young Moreno's efforts seem to be working.
Speaker 4You don't even know what kind of day that motherfucker didn't have.
Speaker 5The chest beats from the other. He might have lost his job.
Speaker 2You know what?
Speaker 4I mean that woman might have stepped out on him, brilla already mad because their penises on like an inch.
Speaker 3Now how the hell do you know that?
Speaker 5I heard that, hey man this is all that's been talking about Gorilla penises huh.
Speaker 2That's the only reason he's going to be tired.
Speaker 6Yeah, he gets worn out after a few people, I'm sure.
Speaker 2Yeah, after a few people he's going to get tired.
Speaker 3But 40 people will be dead, no 40.
Speaker 1He's going to kill 40.
Speaker 630, 40 people. Of course there's going to be casualties, but the question, the overall question, is will he die?
Speaker 4All I hear right there is that gorilla woman cheated on him, oh my God. So he's going to fuck up some shit. And I'm telling you right now I know how I feel when a motherfucker cheat on me, and it'll take about 50 motherfuckers to whoop my ass. Have the motherfucker cheat on me and that's him, and that's just me.
Speaker 5You think y'all going to be the guy.
Speaker 4You going to fuck up 50 motherfuckers Shit. Let a motherfucker cheat on me and I'll catch him.
Speaker 1And I don't hit women.
Speaker 2I think he could, I think he good, I think he good I don't fucking hit women 50.
Speaker 4I gotta hit somebody, so 50. So 50 people jump on you, joe, you gonna man man, that motherfucker that cheated on me and I don't know which one it was, shit.
Speaker 3Everybody's a suspect. Everybody gotta go. Man, please, I'll put my money on the 50.
Speaker 4I ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 3I know I gotta put my money on the 50.
Speaker 4Put your money on the 50. I think you can do it and you gonna be 50 first. I'll be the last one coming in.
Speaker 3Damn right, you gonna be 50 first. You gonna be tired as hell. No, I ain't. I won First. 49 got knocked out. Number 50 gonna come in and win, alright.
Speaker 2You gonna be tired Listen that is. That's a good scenario I want. I wanna see Just some regular people, though.
Speaker 4Yeah, no regular it don't man.
Speaker 2Mike Tyson is superhuman. You can put.
Speaker 4Mike Tyson in there, george Foreman, all the motherfuckers in there.
Speaker 2Ken Norton.
Speaker 4Gonna fuck him up, joe Louis, uh huh. Ray Lewis, ray Lewis, all the motherfuckers in there. Ken Norton, gonna fuck him up, joe Louis, uh-huh.
Speaker 2Ray Lewis.
Speaker 4Ray Lewis, only one that might stand a chance.
Speaker 2Lennox Lewis, lennox Lewis.
Speaker 4Only one that might stand a chance is Jake Paul. God, all right Now.
The Delco Defecator Incident
Speaker 2Hey, who saw the I was trying to look it up the road rage? Who saw the road rage where the lady boo-booed on the chick's hood? What, yeah, she defecated?
Speaker 5No, I did not see that.
Speaker 2Yeah, the lady she got arrested for.
Speaker 4The fact that she sat there long enough to let her do it. She must have really had to boo-boo no, and I was to let her do it. She must have really had to boo-boo no.
Speaker 2I was wondering how she did it.
Speaker 3She did it like yeah, she had to boo-boo. I can't just boo-boo on.
Speaker 2On command my thing would be like, Especially outside On somebody's car. Who thinks?
Speaker 6you cut me off, I'm going to shit on your car.
Speaker 4Who thinks that? Who thinks that? Yeah, but you know, did she have wipes?
Speaker 6You just whipped out your whole.
Speaker 2She used a sock. Hey, I'm going to tell you what's so funny, because when I saw the video, the very first thing I thought like she didn't even wipe her ass.
Speaker 3Ew Like ew you nasty Ew she put her pants on and sat right back in her car. Wow, and if it was wet, her shit was sliding, cheeks just sliding together.
Speaker 4Wait, how tall was the car? It'll dry by the time you get home.
Speaker 3Did she have to stand on her?
Speaker 4tippy toes.
Speaker 6Yeah, it's going to be itchy too.
Speaker 4By the time she get home. That shit's going to dry up, that shit's going to be itchy.
Speaker 3Was she cute how her booty look? Was she cute how her booty look?
Speaker 4No, she gonna have ding-a-berries.
Speaker 6So it was a white woman.
Speaker 4Oh, I knew it. Yep, oh, I knew it, she gonna have ding-a-berries. I'm surprised it actually was a white woman.
Speaker 2What? What you thought she was gonna be. Wow, I thought she'd be like Mexican. Oh, come on, dude.
Speaker 3Come on, maybe not. Come on, dog. You had a 50-50 shot, dog Listen.
Speaker 2Where you going.
Speaker 5Joe is leaving.
Speaker 6ladies and gentlemen, oh my God.
Speaker 3Joe is leaving because of the outrage.
Speaker 6He's going to join the animal planet Going outside.
Speaker 1Joe, you getting some more to drink.
Speaker 2So you actually saw her.
Speaker 3I cannot believe she white you cannot believe that he said that I called it, he said it no, I said I you know that's white folk shit WPS as soon as.
Speaker 2I heard it, I knew absolutely that's some white people shit.
Speaker 4Doing shit on the motherfucking hood. That's some white people shit. You don't shit on a motherfucker hood.
Speaker 3That's some white people shit Literally. I've seen some of us do some dumb shit too.
Speaker 4You ain't seen that one of those shit on no car, because we love cars.
Speaker 2Look, he's searching for stuff.
Speaker 4I had a motherfucker he's searching for something To even out the playing field.
Speaker 2I had a motherfucker. He's searching for stuff To be like To even I had a motherfucker Jam up to my car.
Speaker 4Right. Instead of me Trying to get in my car, I waited to see that Motherfucker came out and gotten his shit and left, so I wouldn't Ding my car. So I definitely Ain't gonna fuck up Nobody else's car. I could've dinged His shit up.
Speaker 3I agree.
Speaker 4I agree. I'm shocked, though, as you said what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 3You got them? Vampire snails, oh yeah.
Speaker 6I'm showing him how I'm going to gouge out those gorilla's eyeballs.
Speaker 3Oh, is that what we were doing? Just like that. Oh, I thought you was going to show him how you're going to put the marks on his back, oh hell no, get out of here.
Speaker 6Silky, you ain't invited, no more.
Speaker 4I was thinking. I was thinking some Warwick King shit, what I don't know, if you're stabbing, it in the neck. That's some.
Speaker 3Warwick King shit right there why you get them that sharp.
Speaker 4That's Warwick, king Gouge a gorilla's eyeballs out. Can you work with those? That's woman, king Gouge a gorilla's eyeballs out.
Speaker 3Can you work with those? That's practical.
Speaker 6You can work with those, I work with them all day, damn All day long. They're not that long.
Speaker 3They're pretty damn long. Those are long and dangerous.
Speaker 6You are armed and dangerous right now they ain't that bad?
Speaker 4No, they're not bad.
Speaker 6I see some crazy stuff.
Speaker 4I know somebody got some. They're not bad. That's not bad, your back is fine.
Speaker 3Cruella DeVille Levels up. Your back is fine, Joe.
Speaker 6They're cuter than that Wicked witchery. They're cute, they cute, just in case yeah.
Speaker 3A gorilla, good luck, good luck, but um Okay, so so why did she shit on the car in the first place?
Speaker 4Hold on, what was the road?
Speaker 3rage about.
Speaker 4She cut off.
Speaker 3Y'all know we don't fact check.
Speaker 2We gotta watch the ad first Checking. Can you tell?
Speaker 6us what happened. The lady chased me. She chased me and I asked her that's what's happening.
Speaker 1That is 44-year-old Christina Solometo being put into a Prospect Park police car. But you may know her by this now viral video. Police say the Ridley Park mother is the woman seen getting out of her car and, yes, defecating on the hood of the car of another woman. She's seen getting right back into her black Nissan we saw parked outside of her home tonight. They were both headed in the same direction. They both lived not far from one another.
Speaker 3And the woman in the dark car car thought the woman following her where she was actually just going home.
Speaker 1The incident happened Tuesday evening near the corner of 4th and Madison, a half a block away from a Little League field where I'm with you, Bosco. The Delco defecator video has left some neighbors speechless.
Speaker 4Did they name it the Delco defecator? I?
Speaker 5don't know. It's been running through my mind all day since I've heard about it. It's another day in Delco and defecated. I don't know. It's been running through my mind all day since I've heard about it that's another day in Delco.
Speaker 1Solamedo was booked on charges including indecent exposure, disorderly conduct and a misdemeanor depositing waste on the highway. As she was getting arrested, solamedo says I have a sickness. She didn't elaborate on the sickness, but the bizarre case has now gotten international attention.
Speaker 4Not the kind this police chief wants. I just shot her in the ass. I boosted you. Now I just shot her right in the ass, soon the first turret started to come out. You know you can do this.
Speaker 3I don't care.
Speaker 4Delco defecator.
Speaker 2I would have shot her Delco defecator right in the ass. So now listen to this. This chick done boo-booed on somebody's car. Think about that In the hell, think about that.
Speaker 3You got to be pretty mad to just go boo-boo.
Speaker 4Ain't you glad people don't fly.
Speaker 3Why is that the first thing you think to do? I don't know. Throw hands, throw a foot, nigga don't I don't know, throw hands, throw a foot, nigga, don't throw a turd.
Speaker 2Throw pennies at her or something from the cup holder.
Speaker 3Yeah, something I don't understand.
Speaker 4They ain't fighting.
Speaker 3No, they not.
Speaker 4They look like they're fighting. They ain't fighting.
Speaker 3Joe, you don't watch animal planet.
Speaker 4It's a real life animal planet.
Speaker 2Them motherfuckers ain't fighting.
Speaker 3Let me show you what they are doing. They ain't fighting. Watch out for them now.
Speaker 4They ain't got no feathers around their neck.
Speaker 2That's nasty To sit up there and dookie on somebody's car.
Speaker 3I don't even know what I would do. I guess I would be so shocked do They'll call defecation.
Speaker 2I guess I would be so shocked man, I'd be shocked as hell.
Speaker 3Is this bitch really shitting on my car? I'm filing an insurance claim Like do I go through a car wash?
Speaker 4Nope, I'm filing an insurance claim.
Speaker 3Well, the thing about it. You got to get that shit off. This shit's going to get off your paint. No, I'm taking a picture. It's just like an egg.
Speaker 4If you let an egg dry on your paint, it's going to fuck your paint up.
Speaker 3You know how like if you get in a car accident you go on your app and you can file a claim and take pictures. You can be filing a claim Going straight on the app filing a claim. You know what's going to happen.
Speaker 4They're going to cancel your ass Probably as soon as you find out, as soon as they total out my car, pay me. No insurance is going to cancel the shit out of you Exactly. It's too much of a risk. Pay me, Are you?
Speaker 3a. Delco, if you that bad, we got to cancel your insurance. They crazy as hell at you got in Delco.
Speaker 2I don't even know where. That's what I thought. Is it Florida? Where is Delco?
Speaker 3That does sound like some Florida shit. No pun intended, she must be eating a bowl of peanuts.
Speaker 2That's Florida, whoa man. Now they got Florida man. Yeah, that's Florida, whoa man.
Speaker 3But I got some. And how long do you think she was sitting on that for her to just be able to?
Speaker 2Oh no, they said she did it Like on site.
Speaker 3Yeah, like you said she had to do, she was sitting on that one.
Speaker 4And she was holding that motherfucker.
Speaker 3That shit came right out. I'm like you cut me off.
Speaker 1I gotta go on.
Speaker 2That was like some premeditated shit, she probably already in charted anyway, so she don't know what I think, like let me go, go ahead and let this. Yeah.
Age Gaps and Dating Dilemmas
Speaker 4I'm not going to go on shit I already sharted on myself. That's why she ain't white. She had already sharted Shit, dude. That's some crazy shit, man.
Speaker 2crazy, crazy shit no, that's damn insane right there bosco you.
Speaker 4You don't have any um recent doo-doo stories no, we don't know it ain't, but this ain't the same like since target that's it. That was the last one we don't want to hear that. One Target no, no, yeah, I'm sorry, no he had to tell you that out there.
Speaker 2No, I had to use the bathroom at Target and they didn't have any like toilet paper you like.
Speaker 4Pops on Friday.
Speaker 2So I had to go. I had to pull my pants back up and walk through to go buy baby wipes.
Speaker 4Pop, don't go in that 25, 30-pound man.
Speaker 2It's like it's a Target way out in the East Valley. Yo, I was like what how?
Speaker 3did they not have any toilet paper.
Speaker 2Dude, that's what I said. Who A Target out in the East. Valley. It was a Target.
Speaker 4You didn't just pull it off the shelf.
Speaker 2No, I went and got baby wipes.
Speaker 4Pulled that shit right off the shelf.
Speaker 2Yeah, I just went and bought baby wipes. I had to have remember the pandemic and shit.
Speaker 4And they ain't had no toilet paper. I went in the store and raked every fucking flushing ball off the goddamn counter.
Speaker 2No, I used it and then I was like oh, they do come in clutch.
Speaker 3And then I had to walk to go get it. You can wipe and clean at the same time.
Speaker 2And then went back.
Speaker 4You know what I realized about baby wipes?
Speaker 2They said try it.
Speaker 4They just let you know all the shit you left behind. Yeah, yeah, I keep going.
Speaker 3Well, never mind, we're not talking about this.
Speaker 4No, we're not that's an intimate moment.
Speaker 3Yeah, this is turning into a real shitty episode. Yes, it is Talking to the mic, we got side conversations.
Speaker 1Quit yelling over there Talking to the mic.
Speaker 3Speaking to the mic.
Speaker 4Yeah, talking to the mic.
Speaker 6Who doesn't look before sitting down to make sure there's toilet paper?
Speaker 3I've done it a couple times. Yeah, I've done it.
Speaker 2Listen, a hundred out of a hundred times I had to text my kid to tell him bring me some A hundred out of a hundred times. Yeah.
Speaker 3Arnold in the house, everybody.
Speaker 2Arnold is up in there. A hundred out of a hundred times you know that Target is going to have the toilet paper. This is the one time they did it. I'm going to do it right now.
Speaker 4Bosco I apologize to cut you off. I'm going to issue this. I'm going to issue this. I did it before.
Speaker 2Hey, you're going to need to pay a clean up on all seven but this.
Speaker 4Spade Challenge. Goddammit, I'm going to issue it right now. I'm challenging you motherfuckers to some Spade both of y'all. You know what I mean. I want you to come up with an excuse, You've been real silent nigga, I want you to come up with no excuses and shit, I'm ready, all right, that's what they all say hey everybody, rod is back.
Speaker 3Hey, what's up, Rod?
Speaker 4That's what they all say I'm ready. I'm a spadeologist. Motherfucker can't play those spades.
Speaker 3God see, I don't talk about it, I be about it. You just let me know when and I'll show up, I'll bring your favorite Australia beer and everything.
Speaker 4Make it light on yourself. Don't make me look different. See it, I'm ready. Let's do it. All right. I just wanted to say that we're going to do a spade challenge here, can you?
Speaker 6play spades.
Speaker 4No, poor child, I don't know none of that.
Speaker 6Huh, I said I don't know how to play any of that, wow.
Speaker 3Which is what?
Speaker 6I had nobody to play with. Wow, how am I supposed to learn?
Speaker 3Wow, it's too late for you. Wow, okay. You can't do it All right, christian, you know how to play space A little bit. So no, yeah, you can't have an answer like a little bit, yeah you just fall in a suit and shit yeah, yeah, what kind of motherfucking answer.
Speaker 4You can't have that type of answer when it comes to serious space Like hold on. You just cannot see me play that.
Speaker 3Niggas get way too dogmatic with shit sometimes.
Speaker 4What the fuck is wrong?
Speaker 3with you. Hey, listen, yeah, no, yeah, spades is serious.
Speaker 4They be serious Like Spades is serious. They be serious Like what the fuck's wrong with you.
Speaker 3Spades is serious.
Speaker 4We can't. Yes, it is.
Speaker 3We can't have A little bit yeah?
Speaker 6you can't have a little bit. I want my partner to be like yeah, no, I play Spades. How am I supposed to get good at Spades If nobody's gonna play? You don't you just watch? Yeah, you don't you just?
Speaker 3watch.
Speaker 4That's bullshit.
Speaker 3You watch though?
Speaker 5It is You're invited to the barbecue, but you can't participate.
Speaker 3You just sit in the corner and be like okay, this is real good. These collard greens is good. You know what collard?
Speaker 4greens are Do not bring no green bean casserole, hell no.
Speaker 3You like green bean casserole. I mean she is white. You know what green bean casserole is? Oh, I mean she is white. I like them both. I've been wanting to color greens.
Speaker 4You know what green bean casserole is. Who's going to cook colored greens for me. And bring quiche to the brunch and shit Her colored greens.
Speaker 3I'm going to color some greens. She's white people. She is white Let her be white.
Speaker 6At least I like them. She's a high schooler.
Speaker 4It's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like it's like, it's like, it's like it's that shit was fucking
Speaker 3amazing. Can't make that movie today, but that shit was funny.
Speaker 2I know I need to watch it. Is it on any? What platform is it on? I'm sure it's on Prime. Everything is on.
Speaker 4Prime.
Speaker 1Hey. I might say some things you know, I might not mean he goes, he said hey, do you think they could do that movie together?
Speaker 3Hell, no, I just said they could never make that.
Speaker 2Oh, it's on Hulu. There's a bunch of stuff I think they could. I'll suck your dick.
Speaker 3I'll stroke the shaft.
Speaker 4I'll cradle the balls, I'll stroke the shaft and I'll swallow the gravy.
Speaker 3Robert Downey Jr did Blackface right. I mean, I think the way he played the character it could be done.
Speaker 4No, the movie that really fucked me up. I did not know that dude was Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3Which one oh?
Speaker 1I know right yeah.
Speaker 3That shit was crazy. Tropic Thunder, tropic Thunder.
Speaker 2Tom Cruise is in it. You ever seen Tropic Thunder? You got to watch it.
Speaker 1It's classic, he goes you know what your problem is.
Speaker 4You went for a it's classic, he goes.
Speaker 3No, your problem is, you went full retard and that is why that movie cannot be named today Exactly, nobody go full retard.
Speaker 2So you really think they could do that today?
Speaker 5Dustin Hoffman Don't soften it?
Speaker 2Yes, I think they could, don't soften it.
Speaker 5He said Dustin Hoffman.
Speaker 4Rayman autistic, but not full retard.
Speaker 2You see, they can't even do Looney Tunes. Why can't they do?
Speaker 3Looney.
Speaker 4Tunes Cause they can't show Looney Tunes is a Because of the violence.
Speaker 3That was a cartoon. And then Loghorn, oh Foghorn, leghorn Is a little bit of a Confederate, exactly.
Speaker 4Robert Downey Jr, they can't do that. No, no, robert Downey Jr Was the dude disguised as a dude playing
Speaker 5another dude Playing another dude. I know who I am.
Speaker 6Joe, what do you think about?
Speaker 3Tony Stark playing Dr Doom. That's fucked up.
Speaker 2Why Listen? Why are they bringing all these people back?
Speaker 3Because they're not making money like they should be, because Victor Von Doom is a whole different person Right.
Speaker 4It's just like Chris Evans. Right he's playing Johnny Storm.
Speaker 3I was going to say he was Johnny Storm and Captain America, but he was Johnny Storm before he was Captain America. He was Johnny Storm first. Yeah, way before.
Speaker 4But nobody saw that movie. He can't go back to be Johnny Storm though.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. You even Michael B Jordan was Johnny Storm at one point. He sure was.
Speaker 2I saw all the Fantastic Fours.
Speaker 4See, they can't go back, ryan Reynolds, oh that.
Speaker 3He was Green Lantern. Remember he was Green.
Speaker 4Lantern.
Speaker 3He was also Deadpool and the Wolverine. That was such a terrible movie. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4He was Weapon X.
Speaker 3Wolverine is Weapon X. He was Weapon X.
Speaker 6No, wolverine is Weapon X. No, wolverine is Weapon X. Well, he was Weapon 11. Weapon 11,. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, he was Wade.
Speaker 4Yes, that's his actual name, and then he was Wade and Blade.
Speaker 3Was his name Wade and Blade? Yeah, no shit.
Speaker 2So this is the thing they can't get no new people to play these comic book characters.
Speaker 4And Blade was the first successful comic book movie.
Speaker 3They're not giving that movie its flowers Blade.
Speaker 2Supposedly.
Speaker 3Mahershala Ali is supposed to be the new Blade.
Speaker 2Oh, is he going to be it?
Speaker 3They shelved that, but they've been shelving it.
Speaker 4What's his name? He's supposed to be the new Blade. Oh, is he going to be it? Yeah, supposedly they shelved that, but they've been shelving it. What's the name? That's supposed to be the new Green Lantern. He's supposed to be.
Speaker 3Definitely. Who's the new Green Lantern?
Speaker 4He black this time From yeah, oh, the green eye dude yeah.
Speaker 2From Rebel Ridge, yeah, from Rebel Ridge.
Speaker 3Yeah, I John.
Speaker 4Jones, not John. Is he John Jones?
Speaker 3What's his name, john? You talking about Martian Manhunter?
Spades Challenge Issued
Speaker 4Not Martian Manhunter, but the one Green Lantern after what's his name was a black dude.
Speaker 2What's that? I got a question for y'all.
Speaker 3His name was Hannibal Cain in Blade.
Speaker 2Okay, is Jonathan Majors back? Yes, magazine dreams. Yet they got to have Kane baby, kane the Conqueror. Anybody seen magazine dreams? I haven't seen it, oh.
Speaker 3MCU not touching him.
Speaker 2Watch it I haven't seen it, I'm telling you yes, he is. Jonathan Majors should have won an Oscar, or should win. I don't know when it came out, I don't know when I watched it.
Speaker 4That should be on the next Disney got to touch. They got rid of what's his name, though.
Speaker 2He's back now. Who's that? Who? Disney Know what I'm saying, but Jonathan Majors. Jonathan Majors is back.
Speaker 3They shouldn't have got rid of him, because all he did was ran from a white woman. Oh yeah, that came out in 23, so it should have been up for an Oscar, oh what Magazine Dreams?
Speaker 2Yeah?
Speaker 4No, it got shelved. No, they just released it this year, oh, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah they made it, it was supposed to come out in 23.
Speaker 3Man, I wish Google got on their shit. Yeah, because I just seen it. I seen it in 20,.
Speaker 4I saw it in 2025. Google fucking up everything. Go for America, bro.
Speaker 2Since what.
Speaker 4Go for America.
Speaker 2Oh, my Lord, I'm dead. Don't you talk about Google.
Speaker 4I'm dead. Don't you talk about Google? What Shit? Look at Google. That motherfucker said go for America on that motherfucker.
Speaker 2It is go for America. That's his woman.
Speaker 4Okay, whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 3That's what they keep saying is go for America.
Speaker 4It can't be go for America, go for Mexico. I know it's, we know it's go for Mexico.
Speaker 3Just like we know, twitter is Twitter.
Speaker 4Absolutely. That's funny because I saw two Tesla trucks today, bill Belichick's one.
Speaker 3You only seen two. I see like two a day At least.
Speaker 2I just saw one. Today you saw two.
Speaker 4I don't usually see them.
Speaker 2Shout out to Bill.
Speaker 4Belichick, because you don't hang in the same neighborhood I do. Anybody in my neighborhood got no damn Tesla.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, you know, Probably like four or five people got into his neighborhood. Your whole neighborhood got a Tesla.
Speaker 3You probably the only one that ain't got a Tesla in your neighborhood.
Speaker 4I just see them driving around all the time you the in your neighborhood you drive down to 101. You can see it right off the freeway.
Speaker 1There's a Tesla's charging station, got a laptop on they bicycle.
Speaker 2Hey, what's up with Bill Belichick? Woman, pedal if you want to pedal.
Speaker 3I haven't watched the interview. Did you watch the interview?
Speaker 4no, Bill Belichick woman. What you think?
Speaker 2no, bill Belichick's woman, so I saw something today.
Speaker 3How is it different? Is that North Carolina right, Bill Belichick and obviously his woman and Shannon Sharp at 59 and his woman at 24 or whatever.
Speaker 2You're saying what's the difference?
Speaker 4Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 2Well, I mean with Shannon Sharp his woman ain't trying to set him up, though. How old is. Bill Belichick, that's true 72.
Speaker 372. He's 72?.
Speaker 5How old is his woman?
Speaker 3What's the alcohol in there, too? 24?.
Speaker 5No, that's water.
Speaker 3Was she 24 or 26? 24. 24. Now, what's wrong with her?
Speaker 6that she got a fetish like that she does not look 24 or 25. She looks a little bit older, exactly she's like milky.
Speaker 3She's just trying to look older Bill.
Speaker 4Belichick got it going on. She's just trying to look older Bill Belichick got her dressing up in a motherfucking Patriot jersey, Tom Brady jersey, pads and everything.
Speaker 3I got a question for you, for a man that has young daughters. If your daughter brought home, my daughter ain't going to do that. Just saying if she brought home a 72-year-old man, what you going to say? My daughter wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4Okay, never mind, I'm going to tell you that right now I can't play this scenario. You know why? Because you can't play this scenario. Why? Because she know I go the fuck out.
Speaker 3She would never do that, understood. I understand that.
Speaker 4She know I go the motherfucker ass. Okay, I got one for you.
Speaker 2What if it's Bill Belichick? I?
Speaker 4don't give a fuck who?
Speaker 2it is Okay. Well, you 72.
Speaker 4And we was two old 72 niggas out there fighting.
Speaker 2No, I'm saying you 72.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2Are you going to introduce your daughters to a 24-year-old woman?
Speaker 4No, Okay, I just pay for her to leave. Bro, I don't fuck around you, the league bro, I ain't fucking around. You know that shit Nigga, I'll buy it. I ain't begging, I'm buying, bro, I'm fucking around, you got to keep it 100. I'm not even real, though.
Speaker 2You know damn well you 72 years old, you got to pay. Oh, that's a 50. That's 100.
Speaker 4That's fact, bro. You got to pay. Ain't no 24-year-old motherfucker going to fuck with a 72-year-old nigga.
Speaker 2Hey, where's he coaching?
Speaker 4now.
Speaker 3North Carolina. Okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2You know, and half your money going to Viagra anyway 72.
Speaker 472 years old Over that line he don't need Viagra.
Speaker 3What if it's 72, bill Belichick.
Speaker 6Listen, Absolutely Listen. We already had this conversation.
Speaker 4Look, don't sell your soul. Fuck what they talking about.
Speaker 6We already had this conversation a long time ago. Would you do it for money?
Speaker 4No, I mean maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3Now, you backtracked? Yeah, you backtracked.
Speaker 4Give me a few years Wait.
Speaker 6Everybody got a number, if I could get in. Everybody got a number.
Speaker 4Then then probably yes.
Speaker 6No, no, no, no, no. I'm telling you like it is. Oh my God.
Speaker 4If you an old man and you got the money, buy your young one, fuck.
Speaker 1Oh shit.
Speaker 4Listen because you got to think about it. Bill Belichick is worth millions and millions of dollars.
Speaker 2Everybody want to feel youthful. But you got to think about it. Bill Belichick is worth millions and millions of dollars. Everybody want to feel youthful.
Speaker 4But you got to think about it like this shit though.
Speaker 6Because I don't care if you're worth millions and millions of dollars, are you?
Speaker 3going to give me millions and millions of dollars. But what if?
Speaker 4Because of you. I mean, you take a young woman to the grocery store. She ain't putting anything up with the Pop-Tarts.
Speaker 6Am I allowed to be intoxicated?
Speaker 4Pop tarts, you can be whatever you want.
Speaker 3Wine beer and shit.
Speaker 4Oh, my friend $10,000, say, I just need one night.
Speaker 6My friend like fucking chocolate Shit I need to call her Just got bought, Just got bought man.
Speaker 4Bill.
Speaker 6Belichick done the right thing.
Speaker 2You are the proud owner of a Nissan Pathfinder.
Speaker 6I hate you. Okay, no, Nissan Pathfinder.
Speaker 1I hate you. I hate you.
Speaker 3Okay no wait listen.
Speaker 6I used one.
Speaker 3Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4Man, you can buy a month Rolls reversed.
Speaker 6Rolls reversed. 72-year-old woman Comes and gives you $10,000.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 6You ain't going to just lay it down one time. Yes, I've done worse. Thank you, I'd probably do it just for experimental purposes.
Speaker 3I'm doing it. You can keep the money. You can keep the money. I'll just do it, just to experiment. That's the baby you better go in there with a lot of babies.
Speaker 4I'm 100%. I'm not even bullshit, nope, I'm not. If she's 72, you better go in there with a lot of babies.
Speaker 3A lot of A 72-year-old.
Speaker 4Vanessa Williams Some of a baby old no, she's gotta, she's gotta be nah, she has to use a lute she gotta be bad hold on what like.
Speaker 2Donatello, only one I would've done at that age is Lena Horne you talking about, like not Vanessa Williams you talking about a real you talking about like a real, like grandma now.
Speaker 4I'm talking about Lena Horne.
Speaker 6I'm saying like not a hot old lady me, oh, what about?
Speaker 2him lena horn was, like damn it, 90 years old, like she was 50. So you talking about like uh grandma like grandma for the golden girls.
Speaker 3Yes, oh hell yeah, wait, wait which one of these golden girls, oh, oh she was funny and I do like funny 10,000.
Speaker 6Close your eyes 10,000 stars Let me see.
Movie Recommendations and Debates
Speaker 3Oh, I'm looking at Lena Horne. Old people smell like Mothballs.
Speaker 2Let me see.
Speaker 3How old is Angela Bassett? She's 66.
Speaker 2Angela Bassett See y'all moving the goal post. Y'all talking about Women that are Very attractive.
Speaker 3He knows that Angela Bassett is my all time no, but what I'm saying is you're talking about women.
Speaker 2That's like I understand Attractive man, that's attractive. We talking about a real grandma.
Speaker 3Listen, there have been plenty of times when I've been standing in line at the grocery store.
Speaker 2These cats sitting up here Talking about they'll do it to a 72 year old grandma, but won't fuck a fat chick.
Speaker 3Can I be that's like 27.
Speaker 1I'll fuck a 27 year old fat chick. I would. I'll fuck a 27 year old fat chick.
Speaker 4A 72 year old lifeguard Flip the number.
Speaker 3Grandmama, the math ain't math and then call the goddamn day. Just flip the numbers 27, 72. Who's that? She's 72. But that's.
Speaker 4We're not talking about that. We're talking about old, molded corrupt, total cryptic, she's still attractive.
Speaker 6We're talking about unconventionally attractive people.
Speaker 4We're talking about somebody.
Speaker 3You gotta cut the opinions off. I might have to go to $20,000 on that, but you do it for a price.
Speaker 6That's the whole point.
Speaker 4Yes, we ain't talking about her. We're talking about somebody you got to cut the opinions off.
Speaker 3We all got a price, you know what I mean Exactly.
Speaker 4Oh, $20,000?. Let me see.
Speaker 6Exactly nigga no keep it $100, nigga, I need to see it. How much that, how much, how much he said how much.
Speaker 4That looks like Bill Belichick. Just don't tell nobody.
Speaker 2Just close your eyes. How much. $10,000. $10,000.
Speaker 4No, I'll do it $50,000. I'll do it With that mouth, me too, I'll do it. Come here, s-man, I'll do it. She mouth, do Me too.
Speaker 3I do it. Come here S man I do it, she might die.
Speaker 6She has nice hair.
Speaker 4I do it, I make sure I be like. Get in the back Go out.
Speaker 6Then everybody's finding out.
Speaker 4She going to cardiac arrest you ain't giving nothing. Make sure you take All your medication Before you come over here.
Speaker 3She older than 72, worse than she 72 and in for this. No, she older than 72. She like 92. No, she 72. That no.
Speaker 2I know this lady.
Speaker 3She's 72 years old that woman ain't no 72.
Speaker 4She just had a birthday. That ain't shit she ain't no 72,.
Speaker 6Is she that woman no 72.
Speaker 4There's no way, see you moving to Gold Post. She's 72. She's moving to Gold Post.
Speaker 3She look dry.
Speaker 2They talk about Angela Bassett.
Speaker 6It says right there she turned 100. We can't read she's 72 years old.
Speaker 2It says she turned 100 right there.
Speaker 4Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 3though this nigga ran a 9 second 100 meter in high school too.
Speaker 1Listen, listen.
Speaker 4Now you got it up to Annie. It says right there on Google 100.
Speaker 3Just as the resident fact checker. I'm not a literary, I'm not a spell. 1 to up the internet.
Speaker 6Jess is the resident fact checker, I'm not a literary.
Speaker 3I don't know how to spell.
Speaker 6One zero, zero. I can read Okay man, oh man, you trying to give us a hundred-year-old woman.
Speaker 3I can't do that.
Speaker 4No, I got my own On the inside. So how was it?
Speaker 3$10,000. No, you were 72?.
Speaker 6You said 26 on the inside, not for 100. She told you you were 72.
Speaker 4How was it then?
Speaker 2I'm just her friend. We all been tricked.
Speaker 1Your friends on Google.
Speaker 6Your friends on Google. She had a birthday today.
Speaker 3A million for a 100-year-old.
Speaker 4I can't Nah, bro, he died.
Speaker 6Yeah, that's a 100-year-old. You'd be in prison, bro. Yeah, I can't. Nah, bro, he died. Yeah, that's a hundred years old.
Speaker 4You'd be in prison, bro.
Speaker 3Yeah, I know I wouldn't, I mean, if that was her.
Speaker 4Run around and get carried away.
Speaker 6Are you even mentally sentient enough for that at that age? Hell yeah, why wouldn't you be To consent for that? Why would you not be? Some people, aren't Some people?
Speaker 2just are physically with living you think you're going to see 100, joe Getting horny, you get some roast sparks. Don't mean they don't think about it. They got a mixture of both Cialis and Viagra. I've been seeing all the horny goat weed.
Speaker 3He's been doing his research, that horny goat weed.
Speaker 2It's on all the podcasts on the sports show Roast sparks pop up.
Speaker 3They know their audience. One of the promoters got. I guess let's say he had to take a step back. What's his name? I don't want to talk about him on the show. Who?
Speaker 4Shannon Sharp. Yeah, Shannon Sharp, oh man Shannon going to beat your ass. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Hey Shannon, his name is Sharag Shannon, come see me.
Speaker 4Shannon, he's going to beat your ass. He's going to be tee-hee-ing at the same time Tee-hee-ing.
Speaker 2Y'all better leave Shannon alone, hey.
Speaker 4Skip man. When that motherfucker started laughing in the park I was like man.
Speaker 6What the fuck At Like. The chances of you getting breakfast the next day are like way up there right for me. I feel like maybe some potatoes, like the next day I'd be like no they gonna make you not to make the table.
Speaker 4One over, take on these some soups, he go sleep he gonna sleep till noon.
Speaker 3What I gotta do to get some of them potatoes.
Speaker 4You might as well add something to it. Shit, you ain't feeding nobody. Shit, right, that motherfucker ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 2They just going to the child hall.
Speaker 4Down at the old folks home.
Speaker 2Sun City. Give you that Sun City special. Well, that's what I call the blue hairs. Take it easy, yeah, hey, grandma, you remember grandma on, don't Be In Minnesota Drinking your juice in the hood.
Speaker 3You still hit like a bitch, yeah, grandma can break dance and everything.
Speaker 4Come on now Tell your granddad.
Speaker 3I said what's up, nick man, that's just hilarious man.
Speaker 2Grandma was old. No, grandma was gangster. See now hey. But we didn't already talk about Don't Be a Menace. Now we can talk about Nigga. I've finally seen Sinners, everybody saw Sinners. We ain't going to talk about it. No, listen, we're not going to spoil it because you don't want the dunce cap, because people on the airwaves Shout out to our people in Germany.
Speaker 3Do you not like Michael B Jordan? I just haven't been.
Speaker 2It's a good flick, michael B.
Speaker 3Jordan and Ryan Coogler don't miss. I have yet to see a movie with these two niggas that I have not liked Fruitvale Station.
Speaker 1I hated that I loved that movie.
Speaker 2That movie was sad as hell yeah. Obviously Black Panther.
Speaker 3The first Black Panther. What else Black Panther?
Speaker 1First Black.
Speaker 3Panther.
Speaker 1What else did?
Speaker 3they do together. Creed All the.
Speaker 1Creeds.
Speaker 2Fruitvale Station Fruitvale was sad They've done. No, they only did them and they only did like four.
Speaker 3Oh really, it was like they've been working together forever.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2No, that's a dynamic duo. They don't miss. No, they do good Sinners was well put together, man. You think Lori Harvey wish you would have stuck around a little bit.
Speaker 3He did better than Lori Harvey. She done been around the block. Hey, I'm kind of shocked he wasn't the one to end up with making good. Really Fabulous woman.
Speaker 5Oh yeah she is beautiful.
Speaker 1Yeah, jonathan Majors got lucky. Right there, go ahead, jonathan Majors got lucky.
Speaker 4And just savor it, just savor it Gotta give her a break bro.
Speaker 2I'm like he's just throwing everything on your girls 21, oh, 21.
Speaker 3Now she wanna come to the cookout. She need to know who these people are.
Speaker 4She don't even know what a pig in a blanket is, let her be white.
Speaker 2Stall her out, stall her out she said she want to come to the cookout.
Speaker 3Stall him out Deebo.
Speaker 4Nigga, that's deep. You remember? Pig in a blanket. That's the last thing you can make when you're at home. Motherfucker. Pig in a blanket Friday at Stump the Yard yeah yeah.
Speaker 3She was in that. I didn't know she was in Stump the Yard. I don't think I ever seen it.
Speaker 2Oh, you say you didn't see Stump the Yard. I ain't never seen it, man, that's off the chain, right there, hell yeah. Y'all yelling at me.
Speaker 5She's yeah, man you gotta see that Christian's uninvited to the cookout. Oh, I don't give a fuck about the cookout, never gave a fuck about the cookout.
Speaker 6What never, oh man, we're gonna eat our collard greens without you say collard greens one more time.
Speaker 3Say it one more time what I'ma do is I'ma fire a green bean casserole and a catapult from way over there. Y'all not going to know it's me.
Speaker 6We'll know exactly who it is. What about first?
Speaker 2of all Until Dawn that came out last week. I haven't seen it Until Dawn.
Speaker 3I've been late with the.
Speaker 4I haven't seen it Until Dawn.
Speaker 2I've been late with the movies man Updated Dust of Dawn. Oh, I had no idea, but it's based off a video game, off a PlayStation game, I think there's been a gang of movies I need to catch up on. The Accountant 2 was out. That came out last week you want to go see Accountant 2 last week. I don't know, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen Until Dawn or Accountant 2.
Speaker 4I haven't seen Amateur yet.
Speaker 2Amateur is good.
Speaker 3Amateur is good. How was that? Black Bag Black Bag is good. You think it's streaming, yet I bet it's not in theaters anymore. Black Bag, black.
Speaker 2Bag. Amateur is good. Let me see what else. I'd be scared to look up movies on the computer. It's on Prime, because then I start saying that movies that's out and they'll come out for like another month. I'm going to look on the phone because on the phone I can tell if it's out now For some reason on the computer, it looks different.
Speaker 3Did you see the what was it? Hell of a Summer, oh, Did I talk about? Yeah, Hell of a Summer Was it good. Hell yeah, all right, I need to see that too.
Speaker 2Hey, now I'm going to tell you too. You know, I think it's a comedy yeah.
Speaker 3It comes under. Does it say comedy? Well, I mean, if it's a slasher, they kind of do have comedic elements to it. It's hilarious.
Speaker 2It's real good.
Speaker 4Oh yeah.
Speaker 2That's coming out. Oh yeah, I'm going to see that.
Speaker 3Oh shit, that's this month, that's coming out in two weeks. Oh, I still need to see 28 Days Later.
Speaker 6You've never seen. 28 Days Later.
Speaker 3I've never seen, 28 Days Later, what.
Speaker 6I love that movie the.
Speaker 3Thunderbolts. I know Joe's going to go see Thunderbolts. Nah right, you ain't going to see it. Yeah, I don't give a fuck about no Thunderbolts.
Speaker 4Thunderbolt is like Marvel Rejects, like the lower level, yeah, fuck.
Speaker 3That was pretty emphatic.
Speaker 2Hey man, I think Joe and Big Ray are like real comic books, Like comic books.
Speaker 4Yeah, he said he is Like comic books. Yeah, he said he is I'm talking Thunderbolt.
Speaker 2Hey, I'm going just because it looks cheesy. Yeah, what Thunderbolt?
Speaker 4Yeah no it's just that it looks really cheesy to me. They were cheesy, they cheesy in the comic books. Yeah, they're the lower level, bro.
Speaker 3You know, like Daredevil, I ain't poor.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, oh Ain't nothing to matter with the G League.
Speaker 6They just said it's lower level, not that it's not as good Only person Daredevil has really Usually when you say something is lower level, it's trash.
Speaker 3They're just street. They're just street, so you're saying they're the ghetto version the movie Daredevil was ass.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was. The series is good.
Speaker 3The series is good, oh my goodness, I haven't started the new one, I haven't either.
Speaker 4This is like the Punisher, the series, yeah.
Speaker 3Man.
Speaker 4I can watch that shit over and over bro, and I know Digi gonna fuck it up Luke.
Speaker 3Cage was good too. I hope they bring that one yeah. I was kind of yeah, yeah, I ain't getting into Jessica Jones at all. And then what was?
Speaker 2it Iron Fist. Yeah, I heard that shit was booty cheeks, I ain't watch it.
Speaker 3Hey, did anybody?
Speaker 2hear about Rosario. No, I haven't heard about it yet.
Speaker 1See, that's why I said I got to look on the phone and I know it's out because I see, I see times let's see, let's play a trailer for rosario.
Speaker 5One day, all your dreams are gonna come true I would love I'll show you the best part of the movie, probably.
Speaker 3Not now. Winterstorm appears to have changed course.
Speaker 5Experts are recommending to stay indoors Si abuela, I like him mom.
Speaker 3Hello your grandma she's no longer with us. She passed. Was she ill? Some old?
Speaker 5lady's falling apart. You know, here we are. Be down the hall.
Speaker 6Abuela what happened?
Speaker 1to you. May I help you?
Speaker 2You must be the famous granddaughter.
Speaker 4Oh hey, that dude he's good.
Speaker 1What Do you know his name? What the hell were you into?
Speaker 5Balo is a religion that invokes the spirits of the dead oh, this looks good once the terms are read what's the difference between a thriller and a horror?
Speaker 4horror is just gory, or is?
Speaker 2it. Gory thrillers is a gory Thriller is not gory. Well, anyway, that was Rosario. Thriller is kind of gory a little bit. Yeah, I think horror movies are gory. You know what I like and just like I don't really think sometimes I don't even think thrillers are scary.
Speaker 3Nah what.
Speaker 2Like horror. I think horrors are scary, so like Sitters was considered a horror or thriller.
Speaker 3It was horror, horror.
Speaker 2Yeah, I would consider that it wasn't really that I would consider that a horror, though what Sinners I would consider Drop that movie Drop.
Speaker 3That's more like a suspenseful thriller. Yeah, I would consider that a thriller, even Hard Eyes. It was gory, it was comedic, but it also had some tension in it y'all would consider that that was like a comedy yeah, it was a comedy.
Speaker 2That was a comedy. Yeah, it definitely was a comedy. It was funny as hell Hard.
Speaker 3Eyes one of the better slashers of the uh. In the last four or five years that was one of the better slashers of the in the last four or five years.
Speaker 4That was one of the good. Oh Heart Eyes. It was a good B movie, put it that way yeah, yeah, no, heart Eyes was good.
Speaker 2It was a good B movie, I know.
Speaker 3I'ma see the new Scream when it comes out no yeah, i'ma see Scream hopefully it don't mess it up.
Speaker 2I stopped playing it about. Yeah, hopefully it don't mess it up four, I think Three or four, I'll watch it. I show up what's playing. All right, give me a ticket for that.
Speaker 4Who grew up In the original. Yeah, the original one.
Speaker 3Warfare, they can't stay 18.
Speaker 2I heard Warfare was real good. That one guy is in it from we're the Millers. Minecraft, what is Warfare? It's a war movie. I heard it was good.
Speaker 3Modern War. Oh so modern.
Speaker 2I can't do too many World War 2 movies yeah.
Speaker 3Hacksaw Ridge was good. Though Hacksaw Ridge was good. I can't do too many World War II movies, yeah, yeah, yeah, hacksaw Ridge was good. Though Hacksaw Ridge was good.
Speaker 4Yeah, long as a motherfucker but it was good, wasn't bad in.
Speaker 3Heartbreak Ridge, heartbreak, pretty much.
Speaker 2Which one of you niggas sat here and watched the Notebook. I did Love the Notebook.
Speaker 3That's a good movie. I've never seen it. I've never seen the notebook. That's because you got issues. Who?
Speaker 2seen On Golden Pond. I seen that too With Jane Fonda. Have you seen Cocoon?
Speaker 4I seen that. What is that other weird?
Speaker 3one.
Speaker 4Making Bridge. What is that one? Something about a bridge, bridges of Madison County. What about Sleeping With the Enemy Seen? That too one.
Speaker 2Something about the bridge or some shit bridges of madison county. Yeah, that one oh seeing that? What about sleeping with the enemy? Seeing that too love at first bite. Seeing that, yes, yeah, I'm throwing the fish to save pittsburgh. No, that, ha. Ha. See, I'm telling you, I'm throwing them all at you now.
Speaker 4Uh, let me see what else I got this old body snatchers I might have seen fucking hated it because it's a dog thing, but other than that it was good Poltergeist.
Speaker 3Seen that Full metal jacket.
Speaker 2Seen that.
Speaker 3Hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 4Debbie does death. Let me in Saw that I like Poltergeist. Let me in. What did he say? God is in his holy temple. God is in his holy temple. That was good, hey did you see that?
Speaker 2hey, I don't have no more, I need more movies you seen a vampire in Brooklyn?
Speaker 3oh, vampire in Brooklyn oh, mmhmm, that's one of Eddie Murphy's.
Speaker 4Lost Boys. Oh man, that boy I haven't seen the Lost Boys.
Speaker 3Lost Boys is good. The Outs I haven't seen the Lost Boys. Lost Boys is good.
Speaker 6The.
Speaker 3Outsiders. I haven't seen the Outsiders either. Seen the Warriors.
Speaker 2Warriors.
Speaker 4That was good.
Speaker 2Ponyboy Curtis was in the Outsiders. The Warriors was real good, Hello Buzz.
Speaker 3Goonies. I know y'all seen the Goonies. Goonies is good, yep Goonies. Air Bud, stand by me. I think I seen Stand by me Lean on me. Great Alright, I got one Shit. I lost it Burn After Reading.
Speaker 2Oh my god, I never even heard of that Say that again. Burn. After Reading. Was that like a major movie.
Speaker 3It was.
Speaker 4One of them, black comed. It was one of them, black comedies.
Speaker 3It was one of them offshoot black comedies that George Clooney and Brad Pitt was in.
Speaker 2I ain't never even heard of that. That's like.
Speaker 3Good.
Speaker 2Will.
Episode Wrap-Up
Speaker 4Hunting. What's that one? You seen Good Will Hunting. No, boondock Saints. Yeah, I've seen Boondock Saints.
Speaker 3I've seen Boondock Saints.
Speaker 2Y'all seen Good Will Hunting? I've seen Good Will Hunting. I don't know. I heard it was good.
Speaker 4I can't understand a word that motherfucker's saying.
Speaker 2What about school ties?
Speaker 3I've seen school ties Hoosiers.
Speaker 4I think I've seen Hoosiers Sports movies. I'd say we're going.
Speaker 2Semi-pro. Yeah, I've seen Semi-pro.
Speaker 4I think I've seen Hoosiers Sports movies. I'd say where you going Semi-pro?
Speaker 2Yeah, I've seen Semi-pro.
Speaker 3No, I didn't see that Waterboy. I've seen Waterboy. My mama's here. Do that again.
Speaker 6My mama's here.
Speaker 3Feel the dreams.
Speaker 4Bobby.
Speaker 6Hoosier Feel the dreams.
Speaker 5I have not seen, feel the Dreams, the.
Speaker 3Sandlot.
Speaker 5I've seen.
Speaker 6Sandlot you know, there was a Sandlot 2?
Speaker 3Never seen it. We'll never see it.
Speaker 6I never saw it.
Speaker 3Nah, it was good. It was good, Just like there was a. Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and 3.
Speaker 2I saw both of them. I think I saw the second one. I didn't see 3. I saw 2.
Speaker 3I saw the second one.
Speaker 2Hey, what about?
Speaker 3What's the one with G-Baby? What was, that's the one with Keanu Reeves. What about the? What's your name? Hardball, hardball.
Speaker 2Hardball okay, and the replacements.
Speaker 3Replacements yeah.
Speaker 4Obviously, we saw the program and I was just trying to Blue Chips.
Speaker 2Yeah, we seen all of them, blue Chips.
Speaker 4Any given Sunday.
Speaker 2What's the one that the one that I forget the two names. They make a porno, do you want?
Speaker 3them. Oh, zach and Miri make a porno. Yeah, zach and Miri makes a porno, hilarious.
Speaker 4Don't bring up Juana man.
Speaker 2Oh, who said Juana man?
Speaker 4He said Juana man.
Speaker 2Hey, Juana man was hilarious. Yes, it was.
Speaker 1Hey, you know what?
Speaker 2We're going to continue this next week. We're done.
Speaker 1Joe're going to continue this next week we done Joe, we're going to open with movies.
Speaker 2Joe is going to man. Hey, y'all know what we're going to put Joe on limited appearances because we will not get any sponsors or anything.
Speaker 6Bring.
Speaker 3Alabama Joe back.
Speaker 6Alcohol will sponsor us. Let the liquor sponsor us.
Speaker 4Yes.
Speaker 6Thank you, Joe.
Speaker 4Thank.