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Would You Fight A Gorilla For $100 million? We Wouldn't Either!
What happens when you put Bosco, Joe, Shyrod, Christian, and Jess in a room with some alcoholic beverages and no filter? Pure podcast gold that veers wildly from absurd hypotheticals to real-world absurdities.
The episode kicks off with a deep dive into a viral debate that's been taking over social media: could 100 men defeat a silverback gorilla in combat? While this might sound ridiculous on the surface, the hosts bring surprising passion to their positions. Bosco stands firmly with the gorilla, convinced the beast would quickly dispatch enough men to send the rest running. Shyrod argues for human ingenuity and teamwork, suggesting strategic eye-gouging and the power of numbers would eventually wear down even the mightiest primate. The debate reveals how even the most outlandish scenarios can spark genuine philosophical differences about human capability versus raw animal power.
Just when you think the conversation couldn't get more outrageous, the crew tackles "The Delco Defecator" – a Florida woman who defecated on another driver's car hood during a road rage incident. Their reactions range from disgusted disbelief to cultural analysis ("that's some white people shit") as they try to comprehend what could possibly drive someone to such an extreme. This segment perfectly captures the podcast's ability to find humor in the absurd corners of human behavior.
The hosts then wade into the murky waters of age-gap relationships, prompted by 72-year-old Bill Belichick dating a 24-year-old. This evolves into a hilarious yet revealing discussion about whether they would date significantly older people for financial compensation, with each host drawing different moral lines in the sand and attaching different price tags to their discomfort. Their banter exposes how principles often compete with pragmatism when hypothetical money enters the equation.
Whether you're laughing at their outrageous takes or nodding along with surprising insights, this episode of Nobody's Talking delivers the unfiltered conversation you've been craving. Subscribe now and join the wildest discussion your earbuds have ever experienced!
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Speaker 2:Let me tell y'all who that's for. We got another solo. No, I'm messing with y'all. They be like oh no, not him again by himself. I did the show by myself last week. Solo. I got something to say about that.
Speaker 3:Anyway, man, I was really hoping to not say nothing so everybody could think this nigga's over here talking to himself, I know, huh.
Speaker 2:Did you do the voices?
Speaker 4:No, you didn't do the voices.
Speaker 2:No, I told them that y'all was some profane individuals.
Speaker 3:Y'all know he was bad-mouthing us last week.
Speaker 2:I told him not to tell y'all I got something to say about that. Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. You gotta give a shit. We are here. I have a few friends to join me. I am the solo guy from last week I'm Bosco and sitting to my left it's Sherrod.
Speaker 3:I got something to say real quick though. Hey, I want to commemorate you on that solo dolo last week. I listened to the podcast, of course, and appreciate you.
Speaker 2:Hey, it was almost as good as Dan Patrick.
Speaker 3:Nah, nah, nah. He talked about how he met us and stuff that was dope I told you man. Real good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just told him, just letting him know how we all met, hooping, talked about Shadur, yeah, how he slept. I could have kept going, but I was like it started to get a little late, I started to feel a little sleepy, so I was just sitting there. I was like you know what, let me go to the studio and record something.
Speaker 4:So I'm the second.
Speaker 2:That started from.
Speaker 3:Keep going with the intro. Okay To my left.
Speaker 4:Went in on the rodeo joke. I ain't got shit to. Okay To my left. I ain't winning on the rodeo Joe. I ain't got shit to say To my left.
Speaker 5:What's going on?
Speaker 3:Damn this be the one they call Christian and sitting to my left's left.
Speaker 6:It's just Jess.
Speaker 3:Left's left. We was going to save the best for last. You fucked it up.
Speaker 6:I'm sorry, damn.
Speaker 3:Anyway, sitting to her left.
Speaker 2:Y'all already introduced themselves. Y'all know what. We are here and I'm going to just tell you. Right now, the show is going to probably go off the rails.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, my bad, jess, because there's some alcoholic beverages going on.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to go off the rails.
Speaker 2:And we're going to talk about this 100 men Versus.
Speaker 3:Gorilla. But first, what is the show brought to us by today? Nobody, we don't get paid for this Pay us.
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Speaker 3:When I'm drinking and and alcohol Because the one dude on Instagram, facebook, whatever the workout dude there's a lot of those. What's his name? Ashton. So he has the Saratoga. They don't pass but the Springwater. Ever since he started posting that, he said, their sales skyrocketed. So we need to talk about these. So who else?
Speaker 2:What else we drinking, Since they didn't say that?
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Speaker 2:Trojan Skins no, protect your dangling.
Speaker 4:Don't run up in her raw. I don't speak.
Speaker 3:Spanish Always wear a swimming cap before you enter the pool.
Speaker 2:Vente Cinco. You know we're going to be good because we have a lady present. We've been off the rails the last two shows.
Speaker 6:Since when has that stopped anything?
Speaker 3:You're a lady. You're a lady, that's right. Thank you for asking that Instead of stating that.
Speaker 4:Thank you so much. I'm a motherfucking lady.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, it's already on, I'm a motherfucking lady.
Speaker 6:I'm a lady. God damn it.
Speaker 4:Alright, listen, don't ever do that again. Let's go Ever.
Speaker 2:Alright, 100 men versus gorilla. I'm telling you, now I'm taking the gorilla. Let's go ever alright, 100 million versus gorilla. I'm telling you, now I'm taking the gorilla, I am not. You know, they did this on chat GPT. Yes, now, eventually. Now, this is what I thought. I figure, come on, you got 100 million eventually.
Speaker 2:Well, I got two scenarios the gorilla get tired eventually the gorilla is going to get tired, so the gorilla is going to get took down. But this is what I said once the gorilla kill the first six people, everybody else is just going to back off what if the gorilla kills the first six people in one swing?
Speaker 2:no, no, no. What I'm saying is actually once the first person. What I'm saying is actually once the first person get killed, I'm backing off. I'm going to tell you what one dude said. One guy shout out to him. He said I just want to be part of it so I can be the cameraman, so I can tell you how 99 niggas got killed.
Speaker 3:My scenario for this is if you're going to do 100 men versus a gorilla, it's got to be in a cage, right? Well, yeah, so they can't run. So that's the only scenario you can have. But in my opinion, this is 100 men and beating a gorilla. The first 15 are sacrifices. You running your ass in there, you a sacrifice. But, come on, are sacrifices. You running your ass, and then you a sacrifice. But, come on, this is 100 dudes. Can you all jump in at once, exactly? I mean not physically at once, no, but 10 dudes can jump on that gorilla, right? Wait, you said 10 dudes. 10 dudes can jump on that gorilla.
Speaker 1:Okay, now we talking?
Speaker 3:How big are the dudes? What's the stats on the dudes?
Speaker 2:You can put the raw I'm talking about like 10 shacks.
Speaker 3:Why don't it matter? 10 shacks, nigga, it ain't 10 shacks in this world, I'm just saying, but that's the only scenario that it can work.
Speaker 2:Nah, we going realistic. You can do it, though. You can take David Bautista.
Speaker 4:You can take the Rock you can take all the bodybuilders are we talking?
Speaker 3:we talking wrestlers, all that you can take, all the wrestlers, batista. Or we talking the actor Batista?
Speaker 2:that nigga done downsized no, just Batista you can take Steroid Triple H, it don't matter, so no, but 10-15 you can take the dude that put ice on his face, so you think a griller is going to beat 100 people.
Speaker 3:Realistically. I understand it's a silverback griller. The motherfucker is as strong as hell.
Speaker 2:Listen what's going to happen is it's just natural. It's natural Now I don't consider myself a punk, but after I see the first myself a punk, but after I see the first person get killed, I'm done.
Speaker 3:That's why it has to be in a cage.
Speaker 2:No, I'm going to be like, let me out, I didn't sign up for this your ass is locked in.
Speaker 3:This is Hunger Games. Hell in a cell.
Speaker 6:Do you think they're taking a docile gorilla that just woke up from a little nap, or is it they're making?
Speaker 3:him angry, a silverback gorilla.
Speaker 2:The biggest whoever the biggest, baddest gorilla in the world.
Speaker 6:Harambe. What Harambe's dead you?
Speaker 4:seen Caesar nigga.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's what he was doing yeah.
Speaker 4:Y'all get it now, let me have that cookie.
Speaker 3:Listen, it's still 100 versus gorilla.
Speaker 2:Now remember.
Speaker 3:So what are you saying? Remember, you're going hand, you're going hand, ain't no way.
Speaker 2:Like I said, those first 10, 15 people sacrificed. They don't feel that shit. They sacrificed Nigga the Klitschko's If you can get about three people to an arm.
Speaker 3:Lennox Lewis, ain't nobody going to break that gorilla's jaw?
Speaker 2:They ain't going to break his jaw, not even break him. They say if you hit a gorilla, he will not feel it.
Speaker 3:No, he ain't going to feel it.
Speaker 2:Because another gorilla hits another gorilla and they say it's 2,700 pounds of pressure. Nigga, I think I punch at like 30 pounds of pressure. So what the hell I'm going to do with a gorilla? That gorilla going to knock my little ass out. You going to take them cookies, why don't you? No, he ain't going to take my cookies. You can strategize, though I'm going to run.
Speaker 4:I'm like Caesar Caesar hand me that cookie. I took that cookie brother.
Speaker 3:It's funny. Gouge his eyes out. I saw a chat, or not it's like a scenario. Gouge his eyes out.
Speaker 4:You really think you're going to be that close.
Speaker 6:If there's 100 motherfuckers, yeah, I agree 100.
Speaker 1:This is 100.
Speaker 3:How many of them is going to hold them down, though. First of all, it's going to take about 20 people to hold them down as many as it takes 20 strong people.
Speaker 4:You're giving the human species too much credit.
Speaker 6:Yeah, because y'all won't strategize together, y'all will both be like oh. I'm a big man.
Speaker 3:I can beat this group all by myself. That's the only way you have to work together.
Speaker 4:So you put 100 women in. What are y'all going to do? Talk to motherfuckers to death Cry probably.
Speaker 3:I'd be crying. We strategize. Go girls, you better hope it's King.
Speaker 6:Kong.
Speaker 3:You better hope it's King Kong. That's the only way.
Speaker 6:Y'all survive.
Speaker 3:But yeah, no, I got nails.
Speaker 6:I can gouge his eyes out.
Speaker 3:It's funny cause you know it's all it's all over social media.
Speaker 2:So I saw. I saw a scenario when a dude that's why we talking about it- so I saw a scenario when a dude ran.
Speaker 3:A simulation. A hundred thousand, mike Tyson. What makes you think?
Speaker 6:The eyes are gonna be Any more sensitive. Eyes are the most 100,000.
Speaker 3:If the skin is tough, what makes you think the eyes are going to be any?
Speaker 6:more sensitive. First, 10,000 grills.
Speaker 3:Eyes are the most sensitive part of your body On a gorilla.
Speaker 6:They're still the most sensitive part of the body. No, go, get out of the gorilla's eyes 100,000.
Speaker 3:Mike Tysons won against 10,000 grills and it'd be easier than just hitting him all over again. In that scenario, yeah, 100,000 Mike Tysons.
Speaker 4:One versus 10,000 Thrillers. Y'all better leave that AI shit alone, bro. Y'all better leave that AI shit alone, man, you're going to fuck around and get fucked up. Those are some weird-ass scenarios.
Speaker 3:I'm going to find it. Hey, y'all ever seen that show Fresh Off the Boat? Yes, you know that nigga has bars. Which one? You seen this?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, who was?
Speaker 3:that Randall Park? Yeah, he was in the residence.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah yeah yeah, y'all seen that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this video no.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen the video.
Speaker 3:I'm going to send it to you, but this nigga has bars. He's over here freestyling over an Eric Sermon beat on the Sway in the Morning radio show. 100,000, mike Tyson. What are we looking at? 10,000 gorillas. So then, before Robin and after Robin, mike Tyson? Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Hey, so can you bring up 100 men, just 100 regular men. But see how you had to go. You had to go to Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson might no to Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson, mike Mike Tyson is the baddest man on the planet 100, mike Tyson wouldn't beat.
Speaker 4:No mother girl, yes, it would Come on.
Speaker 2:Hey Shiraz, I'm telling y'all, here's my thing you must not watch Animal Planet. This is what y'all don't realize, you gotta watch Animal Planet.
Speaker 4:Listen, this is what y'all don't realize.
Speaker 2:You gotta watch.
Speaker 4:Animal.
Speaker 2:Planet bro With us. As men, I'll be the first person to admit nigga, I'm scared. Oh no, no, yes, I agree.
Speaker 3:I'm scared.
Speaker 2:So as soon as I see that goddamn gorilla, no, it's different If we just going to fight like another man.
Speaker 3:The only scenario that happens is if you're in a cage and you're fighting for your life at that point. But why?
Speaker 4:would anybody be put in that scenario? Maybe he fell in the cage. I mean, Harambe didn't make it out so.
Speaker 2:If you're fighting for your life. But look, they killed Harambe.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And didn't Harambe? Yeah, and didn't Harambe. Save the baby.
Speaker 3:How many niggas killed Harambe One. With what A bullet. There you go, scenario done. We ain't got no bullets in this scenario. Nope, you in a cage and you have to fight for your life.
Speaker 1:And it's 100 men.
Speaker 3:And you don't think somebody tucked something away. Nah, no, no, and it's a hundred million, you don't?
Speaker 2:think somebody tucked something away. Nah, no, no, no, no, for real. We literally just going mano y mano.
Speaker 3:So you in a prison and they said whoever beats this gorilla, whoever's left gets out.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 2:But you got to do all the people. That's life.
Speaker 3:That's still not enough though, no there's going to be 30 motherfuckers dead.
Speaker 2:Dude, you can have Kimbo Slice. I got paroled in 10 years. Ct Fletcher, you have to fight it. Kali Muscle, that gorilla is coming out on top.
Speaker 3:You have to fight it. There's no scenario where you get out of it.
Speaker 6:No, I think it mostly starts with the fight against who's going to go fight it Again.
Speaker 4:Who's the scenario?
Speaker 2:Who's going? First I got St Roy, so now we think you and Christian gotta go because y'all younger than us. Nose goes, nigga you up.
Speaker 3:What'd you say? Nose goes. I never heard that I ain't doing it.
Speaker 2:Would you go first?
Speaker 3:I never heard that I ain't doing it, so would you go first? I ain't never heard of that Hell. No, you older nigga Lead by example. No, no, you younger, you younger.
Speaker 2:So you got to go. So would you be part of the 100 and go first?
Speaker 3:No, I wouldn't be part of the 1,000.
Speaker 2:What if it was?
Speaker 3:$100 million cash.
Speaker 6:Cash Hell, no, in your hand.
Speaker 3:No, oh, you're not doing it no.
Speaker 4:No, you got to give him a million. I see he like a million. Wait, didn't I say a hundred million you?
Speaker 3:said a hundred million. Okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 6:No, I'd just be making friends from outside, because what am I going to do? You're giving me all snacks.
Speaker 2:What am.
Speaker 3:I got to go first and I'm dead Hell.
Speaker 5:No, I'll be talking.
Speaker 3:Hey, Mr Gorilla, Give me some bananas.
Speaker 2:I don't even know if they like bananas?
Speaker 3:Hey, they don't even like bananas. Whatever they like, man, I ain't messing with that.
Speaker 2:Where's my phone?
Speaker 3:at Ten seconds. Ten seconds, you're on the clock.
Speaker 2:Oh, no see, we got y'all to talk now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we're, we got y'all to talk now. Yeah, we gonna keep talking about this madness. No, we need to Stop talking about this bullshit?
Speaker 3:Why you don't?
Speaker 4:like it. No, nobody gonna fight. No damn gorilla.
Speaker 3:Realistically. No, nobody's gonna fight. Actually, I don't even know where the story came from you said it was AI generated. That was 15, right there.
Speaker 2:I time everything.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's all over. You know, you got TikTok, that was 15 right there I time everything.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's all over. You know you got TikTok you be seeing that I ain't see.
Speaker 4:no, damn nothing.
Speaker 3:That's all that pop up.
Speaker 4:Damn man it's content creators. It's all that pop up, but I'm just saying like, let's be real, like you know, gorillas, you can't hurt them.
Speaker 6:No, that's what I'm saying, but 100 of you, yes, you can According to Jess you can gouge their eyes out, though. With 100 of you. Wow, I'd be disappointed if 100 motherfuckers couldn't take down one girl.
Speaker 4:Yes, that would be pretty sad, are you?
Speaker 6:kidding me, what if?
Speaker 4:And that's why there's a lot of motherfuckers in this graveyard because some woman see it Exactly.
Speaker 6:You can do it, baby, I agree, I agree with that.
Speaker 3:I agree with that. Actually, I got a question for you, though. This is kind of funny. So do you believe like a man should be able to change a tire and stuff?
Speaker 6:Yeah, but a woman should too.
Speaker 3:Okay, but should a woman like be able to cook? Yeah, so should a man.
Speaker 6:Why so say it? So should a man.
Speaker 3:Why so say it was just a man's?
Speaker 6:job, because if you end up alone at the end of the day.
Speaker 4:When are you going to die? This is a new generation man.
Speaker 3:It's a man's job. All he has to do is take care of the car and stuff. So if a man can't change a tire, you look at him as less than a man.
Speaker 6:No, because I can't change a tire. Why do I expect you to change a tire? But can?
Speaker 3:you cook.
Speaker 6:I can cook some things. Okay, can't cook everything. All right, I don't know you made my point, you have to be able to survive alone.
Speaker 3:What are we listening to?
Speaker 6:A gorilla. We're watching Animal Planet y'all.
Speaker 5:Sponsored by Joe, two of his females seem to be showing a little too much interest in the chess beats from the other group. Hey, who's Mack?
Speaker 4:Don't fuck around. What did that gorilla catch you looking sad at in his womb? Beat the shit out of all 100 of you, man.
Speaker 5:These females may try to sneak away to join the other group. Man, y'all women ain't no good. Ruchino will do everything he can to stop them.
Speaker 4:Women ain't no good them really.
Speaker 3:Women ain't no good. It's likely to be very vigilant to make sure that these people are really cheap some fucked up shit.
Speaker 5:Ruchina knows these females can't go anywhere while he's guarding them. So the wise leader holds his ground while foolhardy Marembo does the fighting on his behalf.
Speaker 6:He's already got scars. He's already getting beat.
Speaker 5:So you think a man or a hundred men, yes, surprisingly young Moreno's efforts seem to be working.
Speaker 4:You don't even know what kind of day that motherfucker didn't have.
Speaker 5:The chest beats from the other. He might have lost his job.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 4:I mean that woman might have stepped out on him, brilla already mad because their penises on like an inch.
Speaker 3:Now how the hell do you know that?
Speaker 5:I heard that, hey man this is all that's been talking about Gorilla penises huh.
Speaker 2:That's the only reason he's going to be tired.
Speaker 6:Yeah, he gets worn out after a few people, I'm sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, after a few people he's going to get tired.
Speaker 3:But 40 people will be dead, no 40.
Speaker 1:He's going to kill 40.
Speaker 6:30, 40 people. Of course there's going to be casualties, but the question, the overall question, is will he die?
Speaker 4:All I hear right there is that gorilla woman cheated on him, oh my God. So he's going to fuck up some shit. And I'm telling you right now I know how I feel when a motherfucker cheat on me, and it'll take about 50 motherfuckers to whoop my ass. Have the motherfucker cheat on me and that's him, and that's just me.
Speaker 5:You think y'all going to be the guy.
Speaker 4:You going to fuck up 50 motherfuckers Shit. Let a motherfucker cheat on me and I'll catch him.
Speaker 1:And I don't hit women.
Speaker 2:I think he could, I think he good, I think he good I don't fucking hit women 50.
Speaker 4:I gotta hit somebody, so 50. So 50 people jump on you, joe, you gonna man man, that motherfucker that cheated on me and I don't know which one it was, shit.
Speaker 3:Everybody's a suspect. Everybody gotta go. Man, please, I'll put my money on the 50.
Speaker 4:I ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 3:I know I gotta put my money on the 50.
Speaker 4:Put your money on the 50. I think you can do it and you gonna be 50 first. I'll be the last one coming in.
Speaker 3:Damn right, you gonna be 50 first. You gonna be tired as hell. No, I ain't. I won First. 49 got knocked out. Number 50 gonna come in and win, alright.
Speaker 2:You gonna be tired Listen that is. That's a good scenario I want. I wanna see Just some regular people, though.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no regular it don't man.
Speaker 2:Mike Tyson is superhuman. You can put.
Speaker 4:Mike Tyson in there, george Foreman, all the motherfuckers in there.
Speaker 2:Ken Norton.
Speaker 4:Gonna fuck him up, joe Louis, uh huh. Ray Lewis, ray Lewis, all the motherfuckers in there. Ken Norton, gonna fuck him up, joe Louis, uh-huh.
Speaker 2:Ray Lewis.
Speaker 4:Ray Lewis, only one that might stand a chance.
Speaker 2:Lennox Lewis, lennox Lewis.
Speaker 4:Only one that might stand a chance is Jake Paul. God, all right Now.
Speaker 2:Hey, who saw the I was trying to look it up the road rage? Who saw the road rage where the lady boo-booed on the chick's hood? What, yeah, she defecated?
Speaker 5:No, I did not see that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the lady she got arrested for.
Speaker 4:The fact that she sat there long enough to let her do it. She must have really had to boo-boo no, and I was to let her do it. She must have really had to boo-boo no.
Speaker 2:I was wondering how she did it.
Speaker 3:She did it like yeah, she had to boo-boo. I can't just boo-boo on.
Speaker 2:On command my thing would be like, Especially outside On somebody's car. Who thinks?
Speaker 6:you cut me off, I'm going to shit on your car.
Speaker 4:Who thinks that? Who thinks that? Yeah, but you know, did she have wipes?
Speaker 6:You just whipped out your whole.
Speaker 2:She used a sock. Hey, I'm going to tell you what's so funny, because when I saw the video, the very first thing I thought like she didn't even wipe her ass.
Speaker 3:Ew Like ew you nasty Ew she put her pants on and sat right back in her car. Wow, and if it was wet, her shit was sliding, cheeks just sliding together.
Speaker 4:Wait, how tall was the car? It'll dry by the time you get home.
Speaker 3:Did she have to stand on her?
Speaker 4:tippy toes.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's going to be itchy too.
Speaker 4:By the time she get home. That shit's going to dry up, that shit's going to be itchy.
Speaker 3:Was she cute how her booty look? Was she cute how her booty look?
Speaker 4:No, she gonna have ding-a-berries.
Speaker 6:So it was a white woman.
Speaker 4:Oh, I knew it. Yep, oh, I knew it, she gonna have ding-a-berries. I'm surprised it actually was a white woman.
Speaker 2:What? What you thought she was gonna be. Wow, I thought she'd be like Mexican. Oh, come on, dude.
Speaker 3:Come on, maybe not. Come on, dog. You had a 50-50 shot, dog Listen.
Speaker 2:Where you going.
Speaker 5:Joe is leaving.
Speaker 6:ladies and gentlemen, oh my God.
Speaker 3:Joe is leaving because of the outrage.
Speaker 6:He's going to join the animal planet Going outside.
Speaker 1:Joe, you getting some more to drink.
Speaker 2:So you actually saw her.
Speaker 3:I cannot believe she white you cannot believe that he said that I called it, he said it no, I said I you know that's white folk shit WPS as soon as.
Speaker 2:I heard it, I knew absolutely that's some white people shit.
Speaker 4:Doing shit on the motherfucking hood. That's some white people shit. You don't shit on a motherfucker hood.
Speaker 3:That's some white people shit Literally. I've seen some of us do some dumb shit too.
Speaker 4:You ain't seen that one of those shit on no car, because we love cars.
Speaker 2:Look, he's searching for stuff.
Speaker 4:I had a motherfucker he's searching for something To even out the playing field.
Speaker 2:I had a motherfucker. He's searching for stuff To be like To even I had a motherfucker Jam up to my car.
Speaker 4:Right. Instead of me Trying to get in my car, I waited to see that Motherfucker came out and gotten his shit and left, so I wouldn't Ding my car. So I definitely Ain't gonna fuck up Nobody else's car. I could've dinged His shit up.
Speaker 3:I agree.
Speaker 4:I agree. I'm shocked, though, as you said what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 3:You got them? Vampire snails, oh yeah.
Speaker 6:I'm showing him how I'm going to gouge out those gorilla's eyeballs.
Speaker 3:Oh, is that what we were doing? Just like that. Oh, I thought you was going to show him how you're going to put the marks on his back, oh hell no, get out of here.
Speaker 6:Silky, you ain't invited, no more.
Speaker 4:I was thinking. I was thinking some Warwick King shit, what I don't know, if you're stabbing, it in the neck. That's some.
Speaker 3:Warwick King shit right there why you get them that sharp.
Speaker 4:That's Warwick, king Gouge a gorilla's eyeballs out. Can you work with those? That's woman, king Gouge a gorilla's eyeballs out.
Speaker 3:Can you work with those? That's practical.
Speaker 6:You can work with those, I work with them all day, damn All day long. They're not that long.
Speaker 3:They're pretty damn long. Those are long and dangerous.
Speaker 6:You are armed and dangerous right now they ain't that bad?
Speaker 4:No, they're not bad.
Speaker 6:I see some crazy stuff.
Speaker 4:I know somebody got some. They're not bad. That's not bad, your back is fine.
Speaker 3:Cruella DeVille Levels up. Your back is fine, Joe.
Speaker 6:They're cuter than that Wicked witchery. They're cute, they cute, just in case yeah.
Speaker 3:A gorilla, good luck, good luck, but um Okay, so so why did she shit on the car in the first place?
Speaker 4:Hold on, what was the road?
Speaker 3:rage about.
Speaker 4:She cut off.
Speaker 3:Y'all know we don't fact check.
Speaker 2:We gotta watch the ad first Checking. Can you tell?
Speaker 6:us what happened. The lady chased me. She chased me and I asked her that's what's happening.
Speaker 1:That is 44-year-old Christina Solometo being put into a Prospect Park police car. But you may know her by this now viral video. Police say the Ridley Park mother is the woman seen getting out of her car and, yes, defecating on the hood of the car of another woman. She's seen getting right back into her black Nissan we saw parked outside of her home tonight. They were both headed in the same direction. They both lived not far from one another.
Speaker 3:And the woman in the dark car car thought the woman following her where she was actually just going home.
Speaker 1:The incident happened Tuesday evening near the corner of 4th and Madison, a half a block away from a Little League field where I'm with you, Bosco. The Delco defecator video has left some neighbors speechless.
Speaker 4:Did they name it the Delco defecator? I?
Speaker 5:don't know. It's been running through my mind all day since I've heard about it. It's another day in Delco and defecated. I don't know. It's been running through my mind all day since I've heard about it that's another day in Delco.
Speaker 1:Solamedo was booked on charges including indecent exposure, disorderly conduct and a misdemeanor depositing waste on the highway. As she was getting arrested, solamedo says I have a sickness. She didn't elaborate on the sickness, but the bizarre case has now gotten international attention.
Speaker 4:Not the kind this police chief wants. I just shot her in the ass. I boosted you. Now I just shot her right in the ass, soon the first turret started to come out. You know you can do this.
Speaker 3:I don't care.
Speaker 4:Delco defecator.
Speaker 2:I would have shot her Delco defecator right in the ass. So now listen to this. This chick done boo-booed on somebody's car. Think about that In the hell, think about that.
Speaker 3:You got to be pretty mad to just go boo-boo.
Speaker 4:Ain't you glad people don't fly.
Speaker 3:Why is that the first thing you think to do? I don't know. Throw hands, throw a foot, nigga don't I don't know, throw hands, throw a foot, nigga, don't throw a turd.
Speaker 2:Throw pennies at her or something from the cup holder.
Speaker 3:Yeah, something I don't understand.
Speaker 4:They ain't fighting.
Speaker 3:No, they not.
Speaker 4:They look like they're fighting. They ain't fighting.
Speaker 3:Joe, you don't watch animal planet.
Speaker 4:It's a real life animal planet.
Speaker 2:Them motherfuckers ain't fighting.
Speaker 3:Let me show you what they are doing. They ain't fighting. Watch out for them now.
Speaker 4:They ain't got no feathers around their neck.
Speaker 2:That's nasty To sit up there and dookie on somebody's car.
Speaker 3:I don't even know what I would do. I guess I would be so shocked do They'll call defecation.
Speaker 2:I guess I would be so shocked man, I'd be shocked as hell.
Speaker 3:Is this bitch really shitting on my car? I'm filing an insurance claim Like do I go through a car wash?
Speaker 4:Nope, I'm filing an insurance claim.
Speaker 3:Well, the thing about it. You got to get that shit off. This shit's going to get off your paint. No, I'm taking a picture. It's just like an egg.
Speaker 4:If you let an egg dry on your paint, it's going to fuck your paint up.
Speaker 3:You know how like if you get in a car accident you go on your app and you can file a claim and take pictures. You can be filing a claim Going straight on the app filing a claim. You know what's going to happen.
Speaker 4:They're going to cancel your ass Probably as soon as you find out, as soon as they total out my car, pay me. No insurance is going to cancel the shit out of you Exactly. It's too much of a risk. Pay me, Are you?
Speaker 3:a. Delco, if you that bad, we got to cancel your insurance. They crazy as hell at you got in Delco.
Speaker 2:I don't even know where. That's what I thought. Is it Florida? Where is Delco?
Speaker 3:That does sound like some Florida shit. No pun intended, she must be eating a bowl of peanuts.
Speaker 2:That's Florida, whoa man. Now they got Florida man. Yeah, that's Florida, whoa man.
Speaker 3:But I got some. And how long do you think she was sitting on that for her to just be able to?
Speaker 2:Oh no, they said she did it Like on site.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like you said she had to do, she was sitting on that one.
Speaker 4:And she was holding that motherfucker.
Speaker 3:That shit came right out. I'm like you cut me off.
Speaker 1:I gotta go on.
Speaker 2:That was like some premeditated shit, she probably already in charted anyway, so she don't know what I think, like let me go, go ahead and let this. Yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to go on shit I already sharted on myself. That's why she ain't white. She had already sharted Shit, dude. That's some crazy shit, man.
Speaker 2:crazy, crazy shit no, that's damn insane right there bosco you.
Speaker 4:You don't have any um recent doo-doo stories no, we don't know it ain't, but this ain't the same like since target that's it. That was the last one we don't want to hear that. One Target no, no, yeah, I'm sorry, no he had to tell you that out there.
Speaker 2:No, I had to use the bathroom at Target and they didn't have any like toilet paper you like.
Speaker 4:Pops on Friday.
Speaker 2:So I had to go. I had to pull my pants back up and walk through to go buy baby wipes.
Speaker 4:Pop, don't go in that 25, 30-pound man.
Speaker 2:It's like it's a Target way out in the East Valley. Yo, I was like what how?
Speaker 3:did they not have any toilet paper.
Speaker 2:Dude, that's what I said. Who A Target out in the East. Valley. It was a Target.
Speaker 4:You didn't just pull it off the shelf.
Speaker 2:No, I went and got baby wipes.
Speaker 4:Pulled that shit right off the shelf.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just went and bought baby wipes. I had to have remember the pandemic and shit.
Speaker 4:And they ain't had no toilet paper. I went in the store and raked every fucking flushing ball off the goddamn counter.
Speaker 2:No, I used it and then I was like oh, they do come in clutch.
Speaker 3:And then I had to walk to go get it. You can wipe and clean at the same time.
Speaker 2:And then went back.
Speaker 4:You know what I realized about baby wipes?
Speaker 2:They said try it.
Speaker 4:They just let you know all the shit you left behind. Yeah, yeah, I keep going.
Speaker 3:Well, never mind, we're not talking about this.
Speaker 4:No, we're not that's an intimate moment.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is turning into a real shitty episode. Yes, it is Talking to the mic, we got side conversations.
Speaker 1:Quit yelling over there Talking to the mic.
Speaker 3:Speaking to the mic.
Speaker 4:Yeah, talking to the mic.
Speaker 6:Who doesn't look before sitting down to make sure there's toilet paper?
Speaker 3:I've done it a couple times. Yeah, I've done it.
Speaker 2:Listen, a hundred out of a hundred times I had to text my kid to tell him bring me some A hundred out of a hundred times. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Arnold in the house, everybody.
Speaker 2:Arnold is up in there. A hundred out of a hundred times you know that Target is going to have the toilet paper. This is the one time they did it. I'm going to do it right now.
Speaker 4:Bosco I apologize to cut you off. I'm going to issue this. I'm going to issue this. I did it before.
Speaker 2:Hey, you're going to need to pay a clean up on all seven but this.
Speaker 4:Spade Challenge. Goddammit, I'm going to issue it right now. I'm challenging you motherfuckers to some Spade both of y'all. You know what I mean. I want you to come up with an excuse, You've been real silent nigga, I want you to come up with no excuses and shit, I'm ready, all right, that's what they all say hey everybody, rod is back.
Speaker 3:Hey, what's up, Rod?
Speaker 4:That's what they all say I'm ready. I'm a spadeologist. Motherfucker can't play those spades.
Speaker 3:God see, I don't talk about it, I be about it. You just let me know when and I'll show up, I'll bring your favorite Australia beer and everything.
Speaker 4:Make it light on yourself. Don't make me look different. See it, I'm ready. Let's do it. All right. I just wanted to say that we're going to do a spade challenge here, can you?
Speaker 6:play spades.
Speaker 4:No, poor child, I don't know none of that.
Speaker 6:Huh, I said I don't know how to play any of that, wow.
Speaker 3:Which is what?
Speaker 6:I had nobody to play with. Wow, how am I supposed to learn?
Speaker 3:Wow, it's too late for you. Wow, okay. You can't do it All right, christian, you know how to play space A little bit. So no, yeah, you can't have an answer like a little bit, yeah you just fall in a suit and shit yeah, yeah, what kind of motherfucking answer.
Speaker 4:You can't have that type of answer when it comes to serious space Like hold on. You just cannot see me play that.
Speaker 3:Niggas get way too dogmatic with shit sometimes.
Speaker 4:What the fuck is wrong?
Speaker 3:with you. Hey, listen, yeah, no, yeah, spades is serious.
Speaker 4:They be serious Like Spades is serious. They be serious Like what the fuck's wrong with you.
Speaker 3:Spades is serious.
Speaker 4:We can't. Yes, it is.
Speaker 3:We can't have A little bit yeah?
Speaker 6:you can't have a little bit. I want my partner to be like yeah, no, I play Spades. How am I supposed to get good at Spades If nobody's gonna play? You don't you just watch? Yeah, you don't you just?
Speaker 3:watch.
Speaker 4:That's bullshit.
Speaker 3:You watch though?
Speaker 5:It is You're invited to the barbecue, but you can't participate.
Speaker 3:You just sit in the corner and be like okay, this is real good. These collard greens is good. You know what collard?
Speaker 4:greens are Do not bring no green bean casserole, hell no.
Speaker 3:You like green bean casserole. I mean she is white. You know what green bean casserole is? Oh, I mean she is white. I like them both. I've been wanting to color greens.
Speaker 4:You know what green bean casserole is. Who's going to cook colored greens for me. And bring quiche to the brunch and shit Her colored greens.
Speaker 3:I'm going to color some greens. She's white people. She is white Let her be white.
Speaker 6:At least I like them. She's a high schooler.
Speaker 4:It's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like it's like, it's like, it's like it's that shit was fucking
Speaker 3:amazing. Can't make that movie today, but that shit was funny.
Speaker 2:I know I need to watch it. Is it on any? What platform is it on? I'm sure it's on Prime. Everything is on.
Speaker 4:Prime.
Speaker 1:Hey. I might say some things you know, I might not mean he goes, he said hey, do you think they could do that movie together?
Speaker 3:Hell, no, I just said they could never make that.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's on Hulu. There's a bunch of stuff I think they could. I'll suck your dick.
Speaker 3:I'll stroke the shaft.
Speaker 4:I'll cradle the balls, I'll stroke the shaft and I'll swallow the gravy.
Speaker 3:Robert Downey Jr did Blackface right. I mean, I think the way he played the character it could be done.
Speaker 4:No, the movie that really fucked me up. I did not know that dude was Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3:Which one oh?
Speaker 1:I know right yeah.
Speaker 3:That shit was crazy. Tropic Thunder, tropic Thunder.
Speaker 2:Tom Cruise is in it. You ever seen Tropic Thunder? You got to watch it.
Speaker 1:It's classic, he goes you know what your problem is.
Speaker 4:You went for a it's classic, he goes.
Speaker 3:No, your problem is, you went full retard and that is why that movie cannot be named today Exactly, nobody go full retard.
Speaker 2:So you really think they could do that today?
Speaker 5:Dustin Hoffman Don't soften it?
Speaker 2:Yes, I think they could, don't soften it.
Speaker 5:He said Dustin Hoffman.
Speaker 4:Rayman autistic, but not full retard.
Speaker 2:You see, they can't even do Looney Tunes. Why can't they do?
Speaker 3:Looney.
Speaker 4:Tunes Cause they can't show Looney Tunes is a Because of the violence.
Speaker 3:That was a cartoon. And then Loghorn, oh Foghorn, leghorn Is a little bit of a Confederate, exactly.
Speaker 4:Robert Downey Jr, they can't do that. No, no, robert Downey Jr Was the dude disguised as a dude playing
Speaker 5:another dude Playing another dude. I know who I am.
Speaker 6:Joe, what do you think about?
Speaker 3:Tony Stark playing Dr Doom. That's fucked up.
Speaker 2:Why Listen? Why are they bringing all these people back?
Speaker 3:Because they're not making money like they should be, because Victor Von Doom is a whole different person Right.
Speaker 4:It's just like Chris Evans. Right he's playing Johnny Storm.
Speaker 3:I was going to say he was Johnny Storm and Captain America, but he was Johnny Storm before he was Captain America. He was Johnny Storm first. Yeah, way before.
Speaker 4:But nobody saw that movie. He can't go back to be Johnny Storm though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. You even Michael B Jordan was Johnny Storm at one point. He sure was.
Speaker 2:I saw all the Fantastic Fours.
Speaker 4:See, they can't go back, ryan Reynolds, oh that.
Speaker 3:He was Green Lantern. Remember he was Green.
Speaker 4:Lantern.
Speaker 3:He was also Deadpool and the Wolverine. That was such a terrible movie. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:He was Weapon X.
Speaker 3:Wolverine is Weapon X. He was Weapon X.
Speaker 6:No, wolverine is Weapon X. No, wolverine is Weapon X. Well, he was Weapon 11. Weapon 11,. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, he was Wade.
Speaker 4:Yes, that's his actual name, and then he was Wade and Blade.
Speaker 3:Was his name Wade and Blade? Yeah, no shit.
Speaker 2:So this is the thing they can't get no new people to play these comic book characters.
Speaker 4:And Blade was the first successful comic book movie.
Speaker 3:They're not giving that movie its flowers Blade.
Speaker 2:Supposedly.
Speaker 3:Mahershala Ali is supposed to be the new Blade.
Speaker 2:Oh, is he going to be it?
Speaker 3:They shelved that, but they've been shelving it.
Speaker 4:What's his name? He's supposed to be the new Blade. Oh, is he going to be it? Yeah, supposedly they shelved that, but they've been shelving it. What's the name? That's supposed to be the new Green Lantern. He's supposed to be.
Speaker 3:Definitely. Who's the new Green Lantern?
Speaker 4:He black this time From yeah, oh, the green eye dude yeah.
Speaker 2:From Rebel Ridge, yeah, from Rebel Ridge.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I John.
Speaker 4:Jones, not John. Is he John Jones?
Speaker 3:What's his name, john? You talking about Martian Manhunter?
Speaker 4:Not Martian Manhunter, but the one Green Lantern after what's his name was a black dude.
Speaker 2:What's that? I got a question for y'all.
Speaker 3:His name was Hannibal Cain in Blade.
Speaker 2:Okay, is Jonathan Majors back? Yes, magazine dreams. Yet they got to have Kane baby, kane the Conqueror. Anybody seen magazine dreams? I haven't seen it, oh.
Speaker 3:MCU not touching him.
Speaker 2:Watch it I haven't seen it, I'm telling you yes, he is. Jonathan Majors should have won an Oscar, or should win. I don't know when it came out, I don't know when I watched it.
Speaker 4:That should be on the next Disney got to touch. They got rid of what's his name, though.
Speaker 2:He's back now. Who's that? Who? Disney Know what I'm saying, but Jonathan Majors. Jonathan Majors is back.
Speaker 3:They shouldn't have got rid of him, because all he did was ran from a white woman. Oh yeah, that came out in 23, so it should have been up for an Oscar, oh what Magazine Dreams?
Speaker 2:Yeah?
Speaker 4:No, it got shelved. No, they just released it this year, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah they made it, it was supposed to come out in 23.
Speaker 3:Man, I wish Google got on their shit. Yeah, because I just seen it. I seen it in 20,.
Speaker 4:I saw it in 2025. Google fucking up everything. Go for America, bro.
Speaker 2:Since what.
Speaker 4:Go for America.
Speaker 2:Oh, my Lord, I'm dead. Don't you talk about Google.
Speaker 4:I'm dead. Don't you talk about Google? What Shit? Look at Google. That motherfucker said go for America on that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:It is go for America. That's his woman.
Speaker 4:Okay, whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 3:That's what they keep saying is go for America.
Speaker 4:It can't be go for America, go for Mexico. I know it's, we know it's go for Mexico.
Speaker 3:Just like we know, twitter is Twitter.
Speaker 4:Absolutely. That's funny because I saw two Tesla trucks today, bill Belichick's one.
Speaker 3:You only seen two. I see like two a day At least.
Speaker 2:I just saw one. Today you saw two.
Speaker 4:I don't usually see them.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Bill.
Speaker 4:Belichick, because you don't hang in the same neighborhood I do. Anybody in my neighborhood got no damn Tesla.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you know, Probably like four or five people got into his neighborhood. Your whole neighborhood got a Tesla.
Speaker 3:You probably the only one that ain't got a Tesla in your neighborhood.
Speaker 4:I just see them driving around all the time you the in your neighborhood you drive down to 101. You can see it right off the freeway.
Speaker 1:There's a Tesla's charging station, got a laptop on they bicycle.
Speaker 2:Hey, what's up with Bill Belichick? Woman, pedal if you want to pedal.
Speaker 3:I haven't watched the interview. Did you watch the interview?
Speaker 4:no, Bill Belichick woman. What you think?
Speaker 2:no, bill Belichick's woman, so I saw something today.
Speaker 3:How is it different? Is that North Carolina right, Bill Belichick and obviously his woman and Shannon Sharp at 59 and his woman at 24 or whatever.
Speaker 2:You're saying what's the difference?
Speaker 4:Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 2:Well, I mean with Shannon Sharp his woman ain't trying to set him up, though. How old is. Bill Belichick, that's true 72.
Speaker 3:72. He's 72?.
Speaker 5:How old is his woman?
Speaker 3:What's the alcohol in there, too? 24?.
Speaker 5:No, that's water.
Speaker 3:Was she 24 or 26? 24. 24. Now, what's wrong with her?
Speaker 6:that she got a fetish like that she does not look 24 or 25. She looks a little bit older, exactly she's like milky.
Speaker 3:She's just trying to look older Bill.
Speaker 4:Belichick got it going on. She's just trying to look older Bill Belichick got her dressing up in a motherfucking Patriot jersey, Tom Brady jersey, pads and everything.
Speaker 3:I got a question for you, for a man that has young daughters. If your daughter brought home, my daughter ain't going to do that. Just saying if she brought home a 72-year-old man, what you going to say? My daughter wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4:Okay, never mind, I'm going to tell you that right now I can't play this scenario. You know why? Because you can't play this scenario. Why? Because she know I go the fuck out.
Speaker 3:She would never do that, understood. I understand that.
Speaker 4:She know I go the motherfucker ass. Okay, I got one for you.
Speaker 2:What if it's Bill Belichick? I?
Speaker 4:don't give a fuck who?
Speaker 2:it is Okay. Well, you 72.
Speaker 4:And we was two old 72 niggas out there fighting.
Speaker 2:No, I'm saying you 72.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Are you going to introduce your daughters to a 24-year-old woman?
Speaker 4:No, Okay, I just pay for her to leave. Bro, I don't fuck around you, the league bro, I ain't fucking around. You know that shit Nigga, I'll buy it. I ain't begging, I'm buying, bro, I'm fucking around, you got to keep it 100. I'm not even real, though.
Speaker 2:You know damn well you 72 years old, you got to pay. Oh, that's a 50. That's 100.
Speaker 4:That's fact, bro. You got to pay. Ain't no 24-year-old motherfucker going to fuck with a 72-year-old nigga.
Speaker 2:Hey, where's he coaching?
Speaker 4:now.
Speaker 3:North Carolina. Okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2:You know, and half your money going to Viagra anyway 72.
Speaker 4:72 years old Over that line he don't need Viagra.
Speaker 3:What if it's 72, bill Belichick.
Speaker 6:Listen, Absolutely Listen. We already had this conversation.
Speaker 4:Look, don't sell your soul. Fuck what they talking about.
Speaker 6:We already had this conversation a long time ago. Would you do it for money?
Speaker 4:No, I mean maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3:Now, you backtracked? Yeah, you backtracked.
Speaker 4:Give me a few years Wait.
Speaker 6:Everybody got a number, if I could get in. Everybody got a number.
Speaker 4:Then then probably yes.
Speaker 6:No, no, no, no, no. I'm telling you like it is. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:If you an old man and you got the money, buy your young one, fuck.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 4:Listen because you got to think about it. Bill Belichick is worth millions and millions of dollars.
Speaker 2:Everybody want to feel youthful. But you got to think about it. Bill Belichick is worth millions and millions of dollars. Everybody want to feel youthful.
Speaker 4:But you got to think about it like this shit though.
Speaker 6:Because I don't care if you're worth millions and millions of dollars, are you?
Speaker 3:going to give me millions and millions of dollars. But what if?
Speaker 4:Because of you. I mean, you take a young woman to the grocery store. She ain't putting anything up with the Pop-Tarts.
Speaker 6:Am I allowed to be intoxicated?
Speaker 4:Pop tarts, you can be whatever you want.
Speaker 3:Wine beer and shit.
Speaker 4:Oh, my friend $10,000, say, I just need one night.
Speaker 6:My friend like fucking chocolate Shit I need to call her Just got bought, Just got bought man.
Speaker 4:Bill.
Speaker 6:Belichick done the right thing.
Speaker 2:You are the proud owner of a Nissan Pathfinder.
Speaker 6:I hate you. Okay, no, Nissan Pathfinder.
Speaker 1:I hate you. I hate you.
Speaker 3:Okay no wait listen.
Speaker 6:I used one.
Speaker 3:Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4:Man, you can buy a month Rolls reversed.
Speaker 6:Rolls reversed. 72-year-old woman Comes and gives you $10,000.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 6:You ain't going to just lay it down one time. Yes, I've done worse. Thank you, I'd probably do it just for experimental purposes.
Speaker 3:I'm doing it. You can keep the money. You can keep the money. I'll just do it, just to experiment. That's the baby you better go in there with a lot of babies.
Speaker 4:I'm 100%. I'm not even bullshit, nope, I'm not. If she's 72, you better go in there with a lot of babies.
Speaker 3:A lot of A 72-year-old.
Speaker 4:Vanessa Williams Some of a baby old no, she's gotta, she's gotta be nah, she has to use a lute she gotta be bad hold on what like.
Speaker 2:Donatello, only one I would've done at that age is Lena Horne you talking about, like not Vanessa Williams you talking about a real you talking about like a real, like grandma now.
Speaker 4:I'm talking about Lena Horne.
Speaker 6:I'm saying like not a hot old lady me, oh, what about?
Speaker 2:him lena horn was, like damn it, 90 years old, like she was 50. So you talking about like uh grandma like grandma for the golden girls.
Speaker 3:Yes, oh hell yeah, wait, wait which one of these golden girls, oh, oh she was funny and I do like funny 10,000.
Speaker 6:Close your eyes 10,000 stars Let me see.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm looking at Lena Horne. Old people smell like Mothballs.
Speaker 2:Let me see.
Speaker 3:How old is Angela Bassett? She's 66.
Speaker 2:Angela Bassett See y'all moving the goal post. Y'all talking about Women that are Very attractive.
Speaker 3:He knows that Angela Bassett is my all time no, but what I'm saying is you're talking about women.
Speaker 2:That's like I understand Attractive man, that's attractive. We talking about a real grandma.
Speaker 3:Listen, there have been plenty of times when I've been standing in line at the grocery store.
Speaker 2:These cats sitting up here Talking about they'll do it to a 72 year old grandma, but won't fuck a fat chick.
Speaker 3:Can I be that's like 27.
Speaker 1:I'll fuck a 27 year old fat chick. I would. I'll fuck a 27 year old fat chick.
Speaker 4:A 72 year old lifeguard Flip the number.
Speaker 3:Grandmama, the math ain't math and then call the goddamn day. Just flip the numbers 27, 72. Who's that? She's 72. But that's.
Speaker 4:We're not talking about that. We're talking about old, molded corrupt, total cryptic, she's still attractive.
Speaker 6:We're talking about unconventionally attractive people.
Speaker 4:We're talking about somebody.
Speaker 3:You gotta cut the opinions off. I might have to go to $20,000 on that, but you do it for a price.
Speaker 6:That's the whole point.
Speaker 4:Yes, we ain't talking about her. We're talking about somebody you got to cut the opinions off.
Speaker 3:We all got a price, you know what I mean Exactly.
Speaker 4:Oh, $20,000?. Let me see.
Speaker 6:Exactly nigga no keep it $100, nigga, I need to see it. How much that, how much, how much he said how much.
Speaker 4:That looks like Bill Belichick. Just don't tell nobody.
Speaker 2:Just close your eyes. How much. $10,000. $10,000.
Speaker 4:No, I'll do it $50,000. I'll do it With that mouth, me too, I'll do it. Come here, s-man, I'll do it. She mouth, do Me too.
Speaker 3:I do it. Come here S man I do it, she might die.
Speaker 6:She has nice hair.
Speaker 4:I do it, I make sure I be like. Get in the back Go out.
Speaker 6:Then everybody's finding out.
Speaker 4:She going to cardiac arrest you ain't giving nothing. Make sure you take All your medication Before you come over here.
Speaker 3:She older than 72, worse than she 72 and in for this. No, she older than 72. She like 92. No, she 72. That no.
Speaker 2:I know this lady.
Speaker 3:She's 72 years old that woman ain't no 72.
Speaker 4:She just had a birthday. That ain't shit she ain't no 72,.
Speaker 6:Is she that woman no 72.
Speaker 4:There's no way, see you moving to Gold Post. She's 72. She's moving to Gold Post.
Speaker 3:She look dry.
Speaker 2:They talk about Angela Bassett.
Speaker 6:It says right there she turned 100. We can't read she's 72 years old.
Speaker 2:It says she turned 100 right there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 3:though this nigga ran a 9 second 100 meter in high school too.
Speaker 1:Listen, listen.
Speaker 4:Now you got it up to Annie. It says right there on Google 100.
Speaker 3:Just as the resident fact checker. I'm not a literary, I'm not a spell. 1 to up the internet.
Speaker 6:Jess is the resident fact checker, I'm not a literary.
Speaker 3:I don't know how to spell.
Speaker 6:One zero, zero. I can read Okay man, oh man, you trying to give us a hundred-year-old woman.
Speaker 3:I can't do that.
Speaker 4:No, I got my own On the inside. So how was it?
Speaker 3:$10,000. No, you were 72?.
Speaker 6:You said 26 on the inside, not for 100. She told you you were 72.
Speaker 4:How was it then?
Speaker 2:I'm just her friend. We all been tricked.
Speaker 1:Your friends on Google.
Speaker 6:Your friends on Google. She had a birthday today.
Speaker 3:A million for a 100-year-old.
Speaker 4:I can't Nah, bro, he died.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's a 100-year-old. You'd be in prison, bro. Yeah, I can't. Nah, bro, he died. Yeah, that's a hundred years old.
Speaker 4:You'd be in prison, bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know I wouldn't, I mean, if that was her.
Speaker 4:Run around and get carried away.
Speaker 6:Are you even mentally sentient enough for that at that age? Hell yeah, why wouldn't you be To consent for that? Why would you not be? Some people, aren't Some people?
Speaker 2:just are physically with living you think you're going to see 100, joe Getting horny, you get some roast sparks. Don't mean they don't think about it. They got a mixture of both Cialis and Viagra. I've been seeing all the horny goat weed.
Speaker 3:He's been doing his research, that horny goat weed.
Speaker 2:It's on all the podcasts on the sports show Roast sparks pop up.
Speaker 3:They know their audience. One of the promoters got. I guess let's say he had to take a step back. What's his name? I don't want to talk about him on the show. Who?
Speaker 4:Shannon Sharp. Yeah, Shannon Sharp, oh man Shannon going to beat your ass. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Hey Shannon, his name is Sharag Shannon, come see me.
Speaker 4:Shannon, he's going to beat your ass. He's going to be tee-hee-ing at the same time Tee-hee-ing.
Speaker 2:Y'all better leave Shannon alone, hey.
Speaker 4:Skip man. When that motherfucker started laughing in the park I was like man.
Speaker 6:What the fuck At Like. The chances of you getting breakfast the next day are like way up there right for me. I feel like maybe some potatoes, like the next day I'd be like no they gonna make you not to make the table.
Speaker 4:One over, take on these some soups, he go sleep he gonna sleep till noon.
Speaker 3:What I gotta do to get some of them potatoes.
Speaker 4:You might as well add something to it. Shit, you ain't feeding nobody. Shit, right, that motherfucker ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 2:They just going to the child hall.
Speaker 4:Down at the old folks home.
Speaker 2:Sun City. Give you that Sun City special. Well, that's what I call the blue hairs. Take it easy, yeah, hey, grandma, you remember grandma on, don't Be In Minnesota Drinking your juice in the hood.
Speaker 3:You still hit like a bitch, yeah, grandma can break dance and everything.
Speaker 4:Come on now Tell your granddad.
Speaker 3:I said what's up, nick man, that's just hilarious man.
Speaker 2:Grandma was old. No, grandma was gangster. See now hey. But we didn't already talk about Don't Be a Menace. Now we can talk about Nigga. I've finally seen Sinners, everybody saw Sinners. We ain't going to talk about it. No, listen, we're not going to spoil it because you don't want the dunce cap, because people on the airwaves Shout out to our people in Germany.
Speaker 3:Do you not like Michael B Jordan? I just haven't been.
Speaker 2:It's a good flick, michael B.
Speaker 3:Jordan and Ryan Coogler don't miss. I have yet to see a movie with these two niggas that I have not liked Fruitvale Station.
Speaker 1:I hated that I loved that movie.
Speaker 2:That movie was sad as hell yeah. Obviously Black Panther.
Speaker 3:The first Black Panther. What else Black Panther?
Speaker 1:First Black.
Speaker 3:Panther.
Speaker 1:What else did?
Speaker 3:they do together. Creed All the.
Speaker 1:Creeds.
Speaker 2:Fruitvale Station Fruitvale was sad They've done. No, they only did them and they only did like four.
Speaker 3:Oh really, it was like they've been working together forever.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:No, that's a dynamic duo. They don't miss. No, they do good Sinners was well put together, man. You think Lori Harvey wish you would have stuck around a little bit.
Speaker 3:He did better than Lori Harvey. She done been around the block. Hey, I'm kind of shocked he wasn't the one to end up with making good. Really Fabulous woman.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah she is beautiful.
Speaker 1:Yeah, jonathan Majors got lucky. Right there, go ahead, jonathan Majors got lucky.
Speaker 4:And just savor it, just savor it Gotta give her a break bro.
Speaker 2:I'm like he's just throwing everything on your girls 21, oh, 21.
Speaker 3:Now she wanna come to the cookout. She need to know who these people are.
Speaker 4:She don't even know what a pig in a blanket is, let her be white.
Speaker 2:Stall her out, stall her out she said she want to come to the cookout.
Speaker 3:Stall him out Deebo.
Speaker 4:Nigga, that's deep. You remember? Pig in a blanket. That's the last thing you can make when you're at home. Motherfucker. Pig in a blanket Friday at Stump the Yard yeah yeah.
Speaker 3:She was in that. I didn't know she was in Stump the Yard. I don't think I ever seen it.
Speaker 2:Oh, you say you didn't see Stump the Yard. I ain't never seen it, man, that's off the chain, right there, hell yeah. Y'all yelling at me.
Speaker 5:She's yeah, man you gotta see that Christian's uninvited to the cookout. Oh, I don't give a fuck about the cookout, never gave a fuck about the cookout.
Speaker 6:What never, oh man, we're gonna eat our collard greens without you say collard greens one more time.
Speaker 3:Say it one more time what I'ma do is I'ma fire a green bean casserole and a catapult from way over there. Y'all not going to know it's me.
Speaker 6:We'll know exactly who it is. What about first?
Speaker 2:of all Until Dawn that came out last week. I haven't seen it Until Dawn.
Speaker 3:I've been late with the.
Speaker 4:I haven't seen it Until Dawn.
Speaker 2:I've been late with the movies man Updated Dust of Dawn. Oh, I had no idea, but it's based off a video game, off a PlayStation game, I think there's been a gang of movies I need to catch up on. The Accountant 2 was out. That came out last week you want to go see Accountant 2 last week. I don't know, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen Until Dawn or Accountant 2.
Speaker 4:I haven't seen Amateur yet.
Speaker 2:Amateur is good.
Speaker 3:Amateur is good. How was that? Black Bag Black Bag is good. You think it's streaming, yet I bet it's not in theaters anymore. Black Bag, black.
Speaker 2:Bag. Amateur is good. Let me see what else. I'd be scared to look up movies on the computer. It's on Prime, because then I start saying that movies that's out and they'll come out for like another month. I'm going to look on the phone because on the phone I can tell if it's out now For some reason on the computer, it looks different.
Speaker 3:Did you see the what was it? Hell of a Summer, oh, Did I talk about? Yeah, Hell of a Summer Was it good. Hell yeah, all right, I need to see that too.
Speaker 2:Hey, now I'm going to tell you too. You know, I think it's a comedy yeah.
Speaker 3:It comes under. Does it say comedy? Well, I mean, if it's a slasher, they kind of do have comedic elements to it. It's hilarious.
Speaker 2:It's real good.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:That's coming out. Oh yeah, I'm going to see that.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, that's this month, that's coming out in two weeks. Oh, I still need to see 28 Days Later.
Speaker 6:You've never seen. 28 Days Later.
Speaker 3:I've never seen, 28 Days Later, what.
Speaker 6:I love that movie the.
Speaker 3:Thunderbolts. I know Joe's going to go see Thunderbolts. Nah right, you ain't going to see it. Yeah, I don't give a fuck about no Thunderbolts.
Speaker 4:Thunderbolt is like Marvel Rejects, like the lower level, yeah, fuck.
Speaker 3:That was pretty emphatic.
Speaker 2:Hey man, I think Joe and Big Ray are like real comic books, Like comic books.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he said he is Like comic books. Yeah, he said he is I'm talking Thunderbolt.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm going just because it looks cheesy. Yeah, what Thunderbolt?
Speaker 4:Yeah no it's just that it looks really cheesy to me. They were cheesy, they cheesy in the comic books. Yeah, they're the lower level, bro.
Speaker 3:You know, like Daredevil, I ain't poor.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, oh Ain't nothing to matter with the G League.
Speaker 6:They just said it's lower level, not that it's not as good Only person Daredevil has really Usually when you say something is lower level, it's trash.
Speaker 3:They're just street. They're just street, so you're saying they're the ghetto version the movie Daredevil was ass.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was. The series is good.
Speaker 3:The series is good, oh my goodness, I haven't started the new one, I haven't either.
Speaker 4:This is like the Punisher, the series, yeah.
Speaker 3:Man.
Speaker 4:I can watch that shit over and over bro, and I know Digi gonna fuck it up Luke.
Speaker 3:Cage was good too. I hope they bring that one yeah. I was kind of yeah, yeah, I ain't getting into Jessica Jones at all. And then what was?
Speaker 2:it Iron Fist. Yeah, I heard that shit was booty cheeks, I ain't watch it.
Speaker 3:Hey, did anybody?
Speaker 2:hear about Rosario. No, I haven't heard about it yet.
Speaker 1:See, that's why I said I got to look on the phone and I know it's out because I see, I see times let's see, let's play a trailer for rosario.
Speaker 5:One day, all your dreams are gonna come true I would love I'll show you the best part of the movie, probably.
Speaker 3:Not now. Winterstorm appears to have changed course.
Speaker 5:Experts are recommending to stay indoors Si abuela, I like him mom.
Speaker 3:Hello your grandma she's no longer with us. She passed. Was she ill? Some old?
Speaker 5:lady's falling apart. You know, here we are. Be down the hall.
Speaker 6:Abuela what happened?
Speaker 1:to you. May I help you?
Speaker 2:You must be the famous granddaughter.
Speaker 4:Oh hey, that dude he's good.
Speaker 1:What Do you know his name? What the hell were you into?
Speaker 5:Balo is a religion that invokes the spirits of the dead oh, this looks good once the terms are read what's the difference between a thriller and a horror?
Speaker 4:horror is just gory, or is?
Speaker 2:it. Gory thrillers is a gory Thriller is not gory. Well, anyway, that was Rosario. Thriller is kind of gory a little bit. Yeah, I think horror movies are gory. You know what I like and just like I don't really think sometimes I don't even think thrillers are scary.
Speaker 3:Nah what.
Speaker 2:Like horror. I think horrors are scary, so like Sitters was considered a horror or thriller.
Speaker 3:It was horror, horror.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would consider that it wasn't really that I would consider that a horror, though what Sinners I would consider Drop that movie Drop.
Speaker 3:That's more like a suspenseful thriller. Yeah, I would consider that a thriller, even Hard Eyes. It was gory, it was comedic, but it also had some tension in it y'all would consider that that was like a comedy yeah, it was a comedy.
Speaker 2:That was a comedy. Yeah, it definitely was a comedy. It was funny as hell Hard.
Speaker 3:Eyes one of the better slashers of the uh. In the last four or five years that was one of the better slashers of the in the last four or five years.
Speaker 4:That was one of the good. Oh Heart Eyes. It was a good B movie, put it that way yeah, yeah, no, heart Eyes was good.
Speaker 2:It was a good B movie, I know.
Speaker 3:I'ma see the new Scream when it comes out no yeah, i'ma see Scream hopefully it don't mess it up.
Speaker 2:I stopped playing it about. Yeah, hopefully it don't mess it up four, I think Three or four, I'll watch it. I show up what's playing. All right, give me a ticket for that.
Speaker 4:Who grew up In the original. Yeah, the original one.
Speaker 3:Warfare, they can't stay 18.
Speaker 2:I heard Warfare was real good. That one guy is in it from we're the Millers. Minecraft, what is Warfare? It's a war movie. I heard it was good.
Speaker 3:Modern War. Oh so modern.
Speaker 2:I can't do too many World War 2 movies yeah.
Speaker 3:Hacksaw Ridge was good. Though Hacksaw Ridge was good. I can't do too many World War II movies, yeah, yeah, yeah, hacksaw Ridge was good. Though Hacksaw Ridge was good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, long as a motherfucker but it was good, wasn't bad in.
Speaker 3:Heartbreak Ridge, heartbreak, pretty much.
Speaker 2:Which one of you niggas sat here and watched the Notebook. I did Love the Notebook.
Speaker 3:That's a good movie. I've never seen it. I've never seen the notebook. That's because you got issues. Who?
Speaker 2:seen On Golden Pond. I seen that too With Jane Fonda. Have you seen Cocoon?
Speaker 4:I seen that. What is that other weird?
Speaker 3:one.
Speaker 4:Making Bridge. What is that one? Something about a bridge, bridges of Madison County. What about Sleeping With the Enemy Seen? That too one.
Speaker 2:Something about the bridge or some shit bridges of madison county. Yeah, that one oh seeing that? What about sleeping with the enemy? Seeing that too love at first bite. Seeing that, yes, yeah, I'm throwing the fish to save pittsburgh. No, that, ha. Ha. See, I'm telling you, I'm throwing them all at you now.
Speaker 4:Uh, let me see what else I got this old body snatchers I might have seen fucking hated it because it's a dog thing, but other than that it was good Poltergeist.
Speaker 3:Seen that Full metal jacket.
Speaker 2:Seen that.
Speaker 3:Hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 4:Debbie does death. Let me in Saw that I like Poltergeist. Let me in. What did he say? God is in his holy temple. God is in his holy temple. That was good, hey did you see that?
Speaker 2:hey, I don't have no more, I need more movies you seen a vampire in Brooklyn?
Speaker 3:oh, vampire in Brooklyn oh, mmhmm, that's one of Eddie Murphy's.
Speaker 4:Lost Boys. Oh man, that boy I haven't seen the Lost Boys.
Speaker 3:Lost Boys is good. The Outs I haven't seen the Lost Boys. Lost Boys is good.
Speaker 6:The.
Speaker 3:Outsiders. I haven't seen the Outsiders either. Seen the Warriors.
Speaker 2:Warriors.
Speaker 4:That was good.
Speaker 2:Ponyboy Curtis was in the Outsiders. The Warriors was real good, Hello Buzz.
Speaker 3:Goonies. I know y'all seen the Goonies. Goonies is good, yep Goonies. Air Bud, stand by me. I think I seen Stand by me Lean on me. Great Alright, I got one Shit. I lost it Burn After Reading.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, I never even heard of that Say that again. Burn. After Reading. Was that like a major movie.
Speaker 3:It was.
Speaker 4:One of them, black comed. It was one of them, black comedies.
Speaker 3:It was one of them offshoot black comedies that George Clooney and Brad Pitt was in.
Speaker 2:I ain't never even heard of that. That's like.
Speaker 3:Good.
Speaker 2:Will.
Speaker 4:Hunting. What's that one? You seen Good Will Hunting. No, boondock Saints. Yeah, I've seen Boondock Saints.
Speaker 3:I've seen Boondock Saints.
Speaker 2:Y'all seen Good Will Hunting? I've seen Good Will Hunting. I don't know. I heard it was good.
Speaker 4:I can't understand a word that motherfucker's saying.
Speaker 2:What about school ties?
Speaker 3:I've seen school ties Hoosiers.
Speaker 4:I think I've seen Hoosiers Sports movies. I'd say we're going.
Speaker 2:Semi-pro. Yeah, I've seen Semi-pro.
Speaker 4:I think I've seen Hoosiers Sports movies. I'd say where you going Semi-pro?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've seen Semi-pro.
Speaker 3:No, I didn't see that Waterboy. I've seen Waterboy. My mama's here. Do that again.
Speaker 6:My mama's here.
Speaker 3:Feel the dreams.
Speaker 4:Bobby.
Speaker 6:Hoosier Feel the dreams.
Speaker 5:I have not seen, feel the Dreams, the.
Speaker 3:Sandlot.
Speaker 5:I've seen.
Speaker 6:Sandlot you know, there was a Sandlot 2?
Speaker 3:Never seen it. We'll never see it.
Speaker 6:I never saw it.
Speaker 3:Nah, it was good. It was good, Just like there was a. Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and 3.
Speaker 2:I saw both of them. I think I saw the second one. I didn't see 3. I saw 2.
Speaker 3:I saw the second one.
Speaker 2:Hey, what about?
Speaker 3:What's the one with G-Baby? What was, that's the one with Keanu Reeves. What about the? What's your name? Hardball, hardball.
Speaker 2:Hardball okay, and the replacements.
Speaker 3:Replacements yeah.
Speaker 4:Obviously, we saw the program and I was just trying to Blue Chips.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we seen all of them, blue Chips.
Speaker 4:Any given Sunday.
Speaker 2:What's the one that the one that I forget the two names. They make a porno, do you want?
Speaker 3:them. Oh, zach and Miri make a porno. Yeah, zach and Miri makes a porno, hilarious.
Speaker 4:Don't bring up Juana man.
Speaker 2:Oh, who said Juana man?
Speaker 4:He said Juana man.
Speaker 2:Hey, Juana man was hilarious. Yes, it was.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know what?
Speaker 2:We're going to continue this next week. We're done.
Speaker 1:Joe're going to continue this next week we done Joe, we're going to open with movies.
Speaker 2:Joe is going to man. Hey, y'all know what we're going to put Joe on limited appearances because we will not get any sponsors or anything.
Speaker 6:Bring.
Speaker 3:Alabama Joe back.
Speaker 6:Alcohol will sponsor us. Let the liquor sponsor us.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 6:Thank you, Joe.
Speaker 4:Thank.