Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Conversations, Cop Shows, and Cornfield Clowns!!!
Welcome to another high-energy episode where the crew picks up right where they left off – with Superman making his triumphant return after missing a couple of episodes. His absence was for good reason: both his daughters were graduating – one becoming a nurse anesthetist and the other earning what amounted to a master's degree in information technology. The pride in his voice is unmistakable as he shares how his daughters have academically surpassed him, earning golf claps from the whole crew.
The episode takes an entertaining turn as we play "Name That Cop Show," a game revealing IMDb's top-ranked police shows of all time. From The Wire to Dragnet, the hosts battle to name the most iconic cop shows while expressing shock at some glaring omissions. Where's Police Academy? How did Reno 911 not make the cut? The resulting debate showcases everyone's passionate opinions about what truly defines great TV cop drama.
Things get delightfully chaotic when we dive into horror movies, particularly slashers. The recently released "Clowns in the Cornfield" sparks a hilarious discussion about why clowns are supposedly scary and the questionable logic of horror movie victims. "Why are you running away? I'd try to kill you back," one host declares, questioning why characters never band together against a single killer. This leads to an unexpected tangent about fears – particularly of deep water. Several hosts admit they avoid lakes and oceans, citing the dangers of places like Lake Mead and the Great Lakes, with their shocking death statistics.
Whether you're a TV crime drama enthusiast, a horror movie buff, or someone who shares our irrational fears, this episode delivers laughs, nostalgia, and surprising revelations. Join us for the ride – just don't expect us to venture past our ankles in any natural body of water.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
We're back, yeah, for another week.
Speaker 3:Another fun-filled episode. Man, I'm so glad to be back.
Speaker 2:Well, you know, it's at least two of us here today. I don't know what's up with everybody else. You hear another voice.
Speaker 4:You need some Well you know it's three people here we all knew Superman was going to be asleep in about 34 minutes.
Speaker 3:Nah, dog, you don't even know. You don't know the half of it today. You don't know the half of it today. Not today, son. Huh, I said not today, son, you're going to be nah, nah, he's hyped up. Yeah, Uh-oh. You see, nigga, I'm already sweating. I did some pull-ups out there.
Speaker 2:Oh damn Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast Got the blood flowing. We are here and we are hyped to announce today's episode is brought to you by Simply Grape Juice Drink. I need to finish it off. I think I've had it in the refrigerator for about three weeks. An absolute vodka would make that perfect. An absolute vodka would make this perfect. Anyway, thank you very much for listening to another episode. This is your boy, bosco.
Speaker 4:And to my left Soup Nice, it's Rod, it's Rod. And to my left it's See, I was just waiting for the intro to start talking. This be the one they call Christian, and sitting to my left is.
Speaker 3:What up, y'all motherfuckers?
Speaker 4:Superman is in the building.
Speaker 2:Pew, pew, pew.
Speaker 1:Y'all ready for the sound effect?
Speaker 2:Pew, pew, pew in the building.
Speaker 1:Are you ready for the?
Speaker 4:sound effect.
Speaker 3:Choo Choo.
Speaker 4:His laser eyes.
Speaker 5:And to my love.
Speaker 3:Jess, is that just?
Speaker 5:Jess, it's just Jess.
Speaker 3:Come on, you gotta introduce yourself. I don't know if that's J-U-S-S or J-U-S-S. That is her intro.
Speaker 2:If you haven't figured it out by now, it's just Jess. She said just Jess. I thought it was two.
Speaker 3:Jesses, like just Jess J-E-S-J-E-S, j-u-s-t.
Speaker 4:I didn't hear the enunciation of the T.
Speaker 2:Oh, you thought she was saying just. Jess.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I thought she was saying just Jess, it's just Jess, it's just Jess.
Speaker 4:Okay see.
Speaker 3:See how he enunciates she said J-U-S. I went to a private school, j-e-s-s, thank you. See, that's what I heard. I knew I ain't crazy.
Speaker 1:But I picked it up.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry. I heard the just, I will try harder.
Speaker 4:Nah you good, nah you good. Be white. That's what I heard that time. Just be white. That's what I heard that time. Right girl, it's just just hey, steve, this, this, this, that new white it's just yes hey, she's hood white hey are
Speaker 3:you gonna go to the store she's beige, are you finna go to the store too are you?
Speaker 4:what are you?
Speaker 3:no, we're going to the store.
Speaker 2:Are you going? Are you you're?
Speaker 4:going to the store. No, we going to the store.
Speaker 2:Are you going to the store or are you fixing to?
Speaker 4:Finna or fixing to.
Speaker 3:I was just wondering, man, I heard just Jess. All of a sudden, my Ebonics kicked in so I was waiting on something else About to, about to no, not about. I'm about to yeah like boutty boutty. I told you you was hood girl when you about to go, though, to yeah like bowdy bowdy. I told you you was hood girl when you about to go, though.
Speaker 4:Y'all. Let her be white when you about to go. She bowdy, bowdy, huh Bouts to go. Where she's abouts to go, to Sprouts AJ's fine food.
Speaker 2:Okay, everybody we got some jokes, they sell cashews by the pound, to tell. Once again, this show is for entertainment purposes only. We do not have an only fans, but we may start one somebody said they want to see some ugly feet, wasn't me? Well, joe is up because remember Joe said he got ugly feet, I just had just regular feet.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I got one toe. That's best. We didn't want to hear that.
Speaker 1:We're talking about that. This ain't everybody. Share your feet. Let's hear about your toes.
Speaker 4:No, you don't want to know. I asked you that was it that was it Just you?
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck about these niggas' feet. I don't give a fuck about these niggas' feet.
Speaker 4:Niggas, you don't care about my feet. Just one toe. Just one black toe. I don't want to hear that shit All my life. That's dead ass shit. I don't care about that, All my life.
Speaker 2:I've been walking. Don't nobody care about your dead teeth or your dead toes.
Speaker 4:You ever seen a female with a black tooth?
Speaker 2:Yes, oh yeah, not tooth, tooth, tooth.
Speaker 1:Yeah, black tooth, that shit makes me sad, it does, it hurts me it does.
Speaker 2:Especially when it's up in the front.
Speaker 4:Nah it's usually in the back and they get the cackling and you can see, that shit you can see that shit way back there yeah. Ooh, I've have seen that actually.
Speaker 2:Like them nerds. They don't have no nerve in them In elementary school. Yeah, no, that's what I'm thinking about too. That's crazy. If you got that as an adult boy.
Speaker 3:Nigga. How did we go there?
Speaker 2:That's so crazy, hey, you know. Hey, we just talk about random stuff. I know I'm just like. This nigga took me all the way back to elementary.
Speaker 1:Let Let me think I ain't never seen that, but I see if he was a rotten T.
Speaker 2:Hey, real quick. I'm going to bring two names up periodically. Today I'm going to talk about Celeste and Patty.
Speaker 3:Now, I know them from work and or these streets, celeste.
Speaker 2:Working with these streets. It was fun working with her because she's moving on to greener pastures Congratulations.
Speaker 3:Celeste, To become blessings unto you a po-po, Pew, pew, pew. So guess what I told her?
Speaker 2:that we gonna say what we think about the police After police Coming straight from the. So anyway, this is for Celeste and Patty. Shout out to y'all. Shout out to Celeste and Patty. I told y'all I was going to talk about y'all and I'm going to bring something else up later in the show.
Speaker 4:That's a sign of the police.
Speaker 1:Whoop, whoop yeah. Hey I might want to meet this. Celeste, I got a thing for a girl and you for a girl. Shout out to Carol.
Speaker 2:Remember what they said Whoop, whoop, do it twice. Whoop, whoop. See, we know about the police, celeste and your homegirl Patty. They both going to be police?
Speaker 3:No, just Celeste, just Celeste. But One of them got nuts, and I didn't mean that in a bad way, I'm just saying you know the nuts to be the police Cause I couldn't do it. How old is she? I definitely couldn't do it, do you know?
Speaker 4:Don't put that on the.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Don't be putting her shit out. Why not? Cause I wanna know what?
Speaker 2:She's under 25. At what age do you?
Speaker 4:decide to become police she under 25.
Speaker 2:She's in her 20s Career move.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a career move.
Speaker 1:Hey man, I seen it I almost went I almost went, then I was like how old I am.
Speaker 4:I ain't trying to chase nobody down. Yeah, I wouldn't chase nobody down, I'd just throw the nightstick at them.
Speaker 1:Hey slow down.
Speaker 4:You ever been tased In honor of Celeste and Patty.
Speaker 2:We're going to talk about becoming a policeman or a policewoman, Because this is what I told them I love cop shows.
Speaker 1:Now I've said this before.
Speaker 3:This is well known information.
Speaker 2:That I think. In my mind I think I was a cop. I mean, I watch all the shows that come on, but I love watching SWAT. I'm a member, like every time I watch the show. I got the day off. That's why y'all don't watch all the shows that come on, but I love watching SWAT. See, I'm a member, like every time I watch the show.
Speaker 4:I got the day off.
Speaker 2:That's why y'all don't ever see me on the episode.
Speaker 1:And like Shamar Moore is my stunt double.
Speaker 4:What's the greatest police show, chips.
Speaker 2:Chips. Yes, I'm going way back to Chips. I'm trying to think I can go. I can go to what Adam? I think Adam 12. I got Kojak Kojak.
Speaker 4:Good Ironside. I like the NYPD. Now I'm going to tell y'all Right now.
Speaker 2:My pop going to call me and this nigga going to name Like 20 cop shows. I told him like Listen, you know when we doing the podcast. We just don't. You know when you got time, when people talking about stuff and they got time to think of it, and then they just name stuff off. Yeah, I'm like dude. We just spitting stuff off, just like random.
Speaker 3:I tell you what I like from way back. It was Starsky and Hutch.
Speaker 1:I love that shit.
Speaker 2:Hey, would you have sex with a cop?
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, you already know, I thought it. There's a girl in uniform, nigga, didn't you listen to me?
Speaker 4:earlier. He did just say that. Did he Maybe two minutes ago.
Speaker 2:But wouldn't she work for Centos? I don't give a fuck who she work for they wear a uniform.
Speaker 1:I'm tearing up, not Centos.
Speaker 3:Y' Get you a rug.
Speaker 2:Wow, hey, she can have A cleaning uniform on. She got a rug on that. I ain't gonna say it, cause we got a woman New York.
Speaker 4:Undercover, that's mine.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, nah, nah, what's the other one? I just said that too, though I thought you said NYPD Blue.
Speaker 2:He said NYPD Blue what that's your favorite New York Undercover.
Speaker 4:Well, shit, I meant New York Undercover. My, bad, I did say NYPD.
Speaker 3:What's the one that come on and go? You talking about Law Order? Yeah, law Order, that's mine. I like Law Order.
Speaker 4:It's like 27 different variations.
Speaker 2:I know man Hawaii Five-0. They all good though.
Speaker 5:Criminal Minds was my number one.
Speaker 3:I used to wake up in the morning and want to be.
Speaker 5:He's a night two man, it's 4.30.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he was Waking up to Law Order.
Speaker 3:Man, it was a Law Order chapter.
Speaker 4:I didn't know anybody who was excited to watch Law Order.
Speaker 3:Until I started seeing them all. Then I was like I've seen this one before, I've seen this one before. Then I quit watching it.
Speaker 4:Which one was Ice-T in? He's in SVU yeah.
Speaker 3:Is it just SVU? It's just SVU. Law and order SVU.
Speaker 4:I know they did and this might be like Criminal Minds, but I know they did. Criminal Intent when they put the POV from the criminal, so they had five different law and orders. Law and order SVU Criminal Intent. There's a new one out.
Speaker 3:Is it yeah, the one.
Speaker 4:I watch now is Cold yeah.
Speaker 2:And like the one I watched now was the.
Speaker 3:Cold Case. I love Cold Case. Now no she said Criminal Minds.
Speaker 4:Oh, you know well. No, I guess those were what is the oh God Murder was the case CSI, I used to love CSI.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2:We about to play a game. Uh-oh, now listen. You know, on Johnny's house they got this game called the List. They play it every Friday. Now, the only reason we doing this is because we talk about cop shows. Okay, so y'all go ahead and talk amongst yourselves.
Speaker 4:I'm going to find one Damn. I was really thinking New York Undercover when I said NYPD. Yeah, nypd Blue was good too.
Speaker 5:I used to re-watch all that stuff because we didn't have cable, we just had ION Television.
Speaker 4:ION plays the cuts. Ion Television they play the hits it was everything. They play the shit out of Touched by an Angel too, andy Griffin.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh yeah, I used to watch that too, andy.
Speaker 1:Griffin.
Speaker 3:Hell Rifleman was a cop. He was a share. My mama watched it, which?
Speaker 4:one of y'all said that you didn't like MASH. I know it's not Cop Book. Oh me. Oh, mash was a show. Hey man, I watch it now.
Speaker 3:And I get the stuff that they talking about, but when?
Speaker 2:I was little.
Speaker 3:I was like my mom didn't watch it, so every time I came in I went back outside.
Speaker 4:I was like oh man. Now when MASH. When MASH came on that on. That was bedtime, right there.
Speaker 1:That's when TV wasn't fun, no more.
Speaker 4:Yeah, 9 o'clock. You know it couldn't come on before 9 because it has a suggestive language in it. Oh yeah, they did used to have that. They masked it on Certain times of the day or the evening certain TV shows couldn't be on.
Speaker 2:So when movies came on, were y'all allowed to watch rated R movies as kids?
Speaker 3:Hell, nah, I couldn't even watch Porky's, and that didn't even have nothing dirty in it.
Speaker 5:Man, yes I couldn't even watch PG-13.
Speaker 4:I remember going to the movies.
Speaker 5:My mom was crazy, so I remember going religious.
Speaker 3:No, just crazy, no, no, just batshit crazy.
Speaker 4:Not religious, crazy, just crazy.
Speaker 5:Just crazy.
Speaker 4:Did she hear voices crazy? She wasn't Carrie's mom crazy. Was she Carrie's mom crazy?
Speaker 2:They're all going to laugh at you.
Speaker 4:They're all going to laugh at you. Shout out to Carrie. I remember going to the movies. My mom, my dad took us to see Fatal Attraction what.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, your dad took you.
Speaker 4:Man to see Fatal Attraction what?
Speaker 2:Mm-mm. Hell yeah, your dad took you, man, my parents, yeah, and your mom.
Speaker 3:I know we had that VHS tape in the house. How old were you? I can't remember 12? Man, I don't know you old enough.
Speaker 4:I don't know how many times I done watched that movie.
Speaker 3:Man that shit Fire.
Speaker 4:Boy oh boy.
Speaker 2:What's that?
Speaker 4:Fatal Attraction. Oh yeah, sharon Stone, yeah.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:What about, maybe one of white girls?
Speaker 4:Snow Bunnies. Hey, nah, mine was Michelle Pfeiffer. Yeah, when she played Catwoman.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 4:That's your white woman crush, Nah that was my first boner, for sure. And then it was Fatal Attraction, he said ooh, mama.
Speaker 2:What's this feeling? I got down there. Something is going wrong.
Speaker 1:Something's going on.
Speaker 4:I'm feeling a table sensation.
Speaker 2:We might be bad influences. Why are we bad?
Speaker 4:influences. No, I was saying reverting back to what you were saying about us two weeks ago, when you was talking about us.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, I told you they are a bad influence. He might be right and they got bad mouths, especially Joe.
Speaker 3:I'm keeping it clean today.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's dressed in all white. And how's he dressed, jess? I mean he has to keep his golf length with him.
Speaker 1:How's he keep his golf? You dressed Jess, I'm in.
Speaker 3:I'm in.
Speaker 4:Go. He has to get his golf, like with you. How's he take his golf, hey man Four? Golf clap everyone, golf clap, hey y'all.
Speaker 3:I'm looking civilized. Would you like any Grey Poupon?
Speaker 4:Come on, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2:Hey, Steve probably got out in the Rolls Royce.
Speaker 4:Hey, it's okay, Nah you clean, that's all good.
Speaker 3:It was just a Mercedes.
Speaker 4:Hey, it's warm out. You got to wear reflective clothing All right, y'all ready.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's do it. What's? The game Hold on. We need some game show music. Let me see some what you're not.
Speaker 1:Some tapping. There you go, there you go, no, no, no, Dun dun, da-da-da-dun dun dun, because you know if you play it yourself.
Speaker 2:Messed up the whole thing. You don't have to pay nobody. Okay, favorite TV game show? Then Remember Joker's Wild. Joker's Wild Let me see here. No Price is Right. Price is Right. Okay, I got something for you, Jeff. Family Feud is the best. Price is Right. Okay, I got something for you, Jeff.
Speaker 1:I love, price is Right.
Speaker 2:Price is Right is good. Yeah, that's the best. Have you seen old, old episodes of Family Feud when the guy kissed all the women? Oh my God, oh, all the women, old episodes he would be going to jail.
Speaker 4:He'd be under the jail right now.
Speaker 3:Before Steve Harvey, because Steve Harvey couldn't kiss his wife's head.
Speaker 4:Huh, I was thinking that, and that's not necessarily a game show.
Speaker 5:Whose line is it anyways?
Speaker 4:But it's not really a game show.
Speaker 3:But it's still kind of yeah, Wayne, Brady Drew carrying him. Yeah, it's kind of. Yeah, that was funny that was a good show too.
Speaker 4:What's the one he's on now? Let's Make a Deal.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, he is on. Yeah, but I mean it's an older show.
Speaker 4:And my mom actually loves that shit too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't like that shit. I like Wayne Brady.
Speaker 2:I know I like Wayne.
Speaker 3:Brady, but I don't like the show you don't like. Let's Make a Deal.
Speaker 1:No, no Price is right.
Speaker 4:I like Vanna White ain't still doing it is she?
Speaker 3:No, no, she sure is Really.
Speaker 1:I thought she retired too, no, Vanna. White is still there. Yeah, Vanna White's still there.
Speaker 3:And she got a pay raise. Yeah, oh damn, ryan Seacrest is there. Yeah, shout out to Vanna White. Vanna is still there, still looking good. She just touched the number. She can touch me.
Speaker 4:She's a lot younger than I thought she'd be. How old is she? 68.
Speaker 2:Oh, vanna White is 68?. Mm-hmm, you thought she was like in her 70s, huh, pushing 80 at least, but she looking good. Hey, what letter do you want her?
Speaker 4:to touch. She is looking good.
Speaker 3:Touch the T, touch the T.
Speaker 2:How many Ds?
Speaker 3:Touch the D.
Speaker 4:I'd like to buy a vowel.
Speaker 3:You want a vowel. Ah I, how many D's Touch the D I like to buy a vowel.
Speaker 5:You want a vowel Ah, I'm going to move still.
Speaker 1:We off the road, we off the road, you're safe over here.
Speaker 2:See what you walked into. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:See, Superman hasn't been here for a minute?
Speaker 3:I sure haven't. I haven't been here for a couple weeks, yeah, where you been. Yeah, I was out of town, man. You know my daughters daughters plural were graduating. Didn't even know the other one was graduating because, hold on, man, before you judge me, see, before judgment is passed, it's supposed to be a judgment free zone. Look, I'm a great dad. But she didn't tell me because her job was paying for it and she was just doing it like on the side, as you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah and so she was like I it like on the side, as you know and so she was like I just graduate, when I graduate.
Speaker 3:And then she ended up graduating at the same time that my other daughter was graduating, who was going to school to be a doctor? Well, a doctor, nurse, anesthetist damn.
Speaker 2:I can't even spell that anesthesiologist anesthetist that's the that I know.
Speaker 3:Anesthetist that's the proper title. I know because I did this shit.
Speaker 4:Anesthetist, spell it, use it in a sentence.
Speaker 3:A-N my daughter is now a clitesthetist Doctor. Nurse of anesthetist, of anesthetology.
Speaker 4:That deserves a golf clap. So all you, yes, congratulations this black queen.
Speaker 3:Has done her thing. And then my other daughter. She graduated, too, from University of Colorado, and her job was paying for it. That's why she didn't Really say nothing about it. She said I didn't say Nothing about it Because, you know, it was just classes I had to take, but it ended up being the equivalent of her master's degree with a dissertation in information technology. I was like God dang girl. Golf clap. Okay, girl, y'all go ahead, y'all competing, but y'all doing y'all thing. They'd already passed me up. I just quitted a bachelor's.
Speaker 2:I'm cool.
Speaker 3:Guess who's not a doctor, me, me neither I'm bowing there and we going to graduation.
Speaker 4:I'm a doctor. Salute to you, sir, for doing what You're supposed to do. I'm a relationship doctor, they call me doctor of love.
Speaker 2:I retired him for a while. He ain't been here in a couple years, having the kids do better than you. L-u-v Right, I know right, that's all I said Just do better than me so no, listen here.
Speaker 2:Listen, here's the thing right here. It's fantastic. But I give advice, like shout out, to my man, kevin samuels. Oh, kevin, samuel, rip, oh yeah, rip, rip. Mr samuels, tell them the truth now. Anyway, back to my list. Y'all ready? We're gonna talk about the top. Everybody get two choices. You name a choice, I'll look it up. The top cop shows, top cop shows. Hey, now I'm telling y'all a few.
Speaker 2:I looked at the list a few of them gonna be. Y'all gonna be thrown off. So we get two of them a piece. Y'all go around first and then I'll let you get a second one. No no, no See, you can't look.
Speaker 4:No, I'm still looking at it.
Speaker 2:No, you can't, that's cheap.
Speaker 4:I'm still on Vanna White.
Speaker 5:You asked me a question. Every single cop show I've ever seen leaves my memory.
Speaker 1:So the top like of all time.
Speaker 4:Yes, I'm trying to say Okay, so where we start that you want to start?
Speaker 5:Yes, no, I don't even remember any cop show, just put a name out.
Speaker 1:Just I'm gonna say Columbo Columbo.
Speaker 2:Columbo is good.
Speaker 4:Oh, the shield.
Speaker 2:Okay, you know what? That's number 22. The Shield, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Out of how many 25.
Speaker 3:Okay, all right, steve Yoga.
Speaker 4:Matlock oh, I hated Matlock. You talk about a show I couldn't stand.
Speaker 1:It was a lawyer show.
Speaker 3:It was a lawyer slash cop show.
Speaker 4:In the heat of the night. I hated that show too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm just show. It was a lawyer slash cop show In the heat of the night. I hated that show too. Yeah, I'm just guessing, it had to go way back.
Speaker 5:You already got two options.
Speaker 3:I only got one.
Speaker 4:You did two, he did one.
Speaker 3:We're going around one.
Speaker 4:You can do movies too. Okay, oh, now you want to do movies? Go ahead, jess, it's got to be the motherfucking.
Speaker 3:What's your mccoy?
Speaker 5:I'm telling you what's that one movie okay that is a lawyer show, though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it is low show.
Speaker 2:Okay, I do a real hey, wait real quick I'm gonna listen, I'm gonna let y'all get more guesses, but look, I'm gonna let y'all know right now. Just think of cops period.
Speaker 4:I got another one.
Speaker 2:It might not be a straight cop show, but it might be a cop show. Okay, if you get what I'm saying, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:I got you.
Speaker 2:Hold on.
Speaker 4:We ain't back around to you yet. You already lost your.
Speaker 5:Oh man, I lost my time. I'm just going to go with the original cops. I liked cops.
Speaker 1:I used to watch that all the time.
Speaker 4:Okay, I completely forgot about Cops.
Speaker 1:But I don't know if that's considered.
Speaker 4:So Jess lost her time, just Jess lost her turn. Bad boys, bad boys.
Speaker 3:How come she get another one and I don't get another one? That's messed up.
Speaker 4:No we got to go back around. That's a double standard. We're going back around. Hey Steve, oh, he ain't even gone yet.
Speaker 2:Hey, wait, which one did you say first, colombo?
Speaker 1:is 20. Yeah, you said, the Shield is 22.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the.
Speaker 2:Shield is 22. Alright, i'ma go with.
Speaker 3:It ain't your turn.
Speaker 4:It ain't your turn yet. Who turn is it?
Speaker 3:It's Bosco's turn. It's Jess turn. I got the list.
Speaker 5:He's the one with the list.
Speaker 4:That wouldn't make sense.
Speaker 5:I'ma say yeah, you're right, it's your turn.
Speaker 4:Miami Vice Ooh, that's a good one Miami Vice, that on here.
Speaker 3:Oh, I got one too. Oh, what's it?
Speaker 1:called.
Speaker 4:No cheating.
Speaker 2:I'm over here messing up. Miami Vice is number 10.
Speaker 5:So you're in the lead right now. Alright, cool, cool.
Speaker 2:So it don't have to be a TV show oh man, it could be a movie Training day.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was my guess no Damn.
Speaker 4:Training day.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was my guess, motherfucker, that was my guess no. Ah, damn, that's two for me.
Speaker 1:One for y'all. I got one fool.
Speaker 3:National Lampoon's Vacation? That ain't no damn cop show. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, not the one. Police Academy.
Speaker 4:Police Academy yeah.
Speaker 5:Damn. I don't know if mine counts as a cop show.
Speaker 4:Just spill it.
Speaker 5:Psych. Y'all remember that I like Psych, I like Psych.
Speaker 4:Is Psych on there.
Speaker 5:That's more of a detective show, it's still a cop.
Speaker 2:It's still a type of cop. One more guess and then I'll show y'all the list. Hold on, okay, so we going back around again I'm blanking now.
Speaker 4:So what'd you say? I said Police Academy Training Day isn't on there. Damn, it should be, it should be. Oh, I got a movie.
Speaker 3:Wait, your turn, go ahead, go ahead, okay.
Speaker 5:It's not her, mine anyway. It's so cool I know, Mine's better than all yours.
Speaker 4:The Wire, even if it's not on the list. That is a good guess. Is it on there? 25. Motherfucker, that's three for me. I'm on the list all three times. All right Shit.
Speaker 5:Okay, that's usually not a good thing.
Speaker 4:Right, all right. Damn Steve, damn Steve, over here cheating, put that damn phone down he does look a little Treacherous over there, don't he? Alright, nigga, stop looking at me, making me nervous. Come on, nigga, come on you got five seconds.
Speaker 1:Five seconds Alright.
Speaker 4:Shit.
Speaker 5:I'm just kidding, damn, come on, spit it out, fuck it. I'm gonna just go NYPD blue. Yeah, that's all I was gonna say. That one, that's gotta All right, shit Damn.
Speaker 4:Come on, spit it out, fuck it, I'm going to just go.
Speaker 5:Nypd Blue yeah, that's all I was going to say, that one that's got to be on there.
Speaker 4:It's got to be on there. That's got to be top 10. That's a big time show.
Speaker 2:Number 13. Number 13. Okay.
Speaker 4:I'm top 15.
Speaker 3:All right, what was the movie's name where the cops were like rangers? It was like a funny movie, super.
Speaker 4:Trooper, super Trooper.
Speaker 1:I was thinking that too, I was thinking that too.
Speaker 3:That ain't on there either. Nope, that's four for three man we're talking about best cop shows. Man, that was the best cop show man. That shit Was so hilarious.
Speaker 1:I was thinking that too. Who was the show?
Speaker 4:Oh, reno 9-1-1, reno 9-1-1, was that on there, yeah?
Speaker 3:that one. Oh, that's not on there. Oh, dang man, I was saying, yeah, reno 9-1-1. You know, everybody had to see that. Alright, jess One more.
Speaker 4:That shit was so funny you said we wouldn't guess it.
Speaker 5:Oh well, it's not going to be a top 10. It's not even going to be a top 50.
Speaker 3:It might be top 25.
Speaker 5:Paul Blart, the mall cop Mitch Paul Blart the mall cop Don't even look at it.
Speaker 1:You're right, that's like 501.
Speaker 5:What type of girl you want to take to your mama house.
Speaker 4:Let's go back to family food. I think you might be the only one, is it up there?
Speaker 3:I told y'all, I told y'all, we're going to look at you like Steve Harvey would look at you, it's my top ten. Is it up there Just because it's your top ten. We asked 100 normal people. I don't dare. You got to think like a normal person. That's not possible, steve.
Speaker 5:Oh, she said that's not possible, oh man.
Speaker 2:You don't met me, so give us a Alright, we're gonna go Bottom to the top. I already got 25 25 is the wire, okay. 24 Hill Street Blues. Oh yeah, I already got 25. 25 is the Wire, okay. 24, hill Street.
Speaker 4:Blues. Oh yeah, I would have probably guessed Blue Street before that 23 is Homicide, Life on the Street.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 22 is the Shield.
Speaker 3:Okay you said that one 21,.
Speaker 2:Cagney and Lacey Okay, 20, columbo.
Speaker 3:I got that one. Well, Starsky and Hutch can't be on there. They on there 19 Naked City. I don't remember that one.
Speaker 4:Who. That must have been on HBO.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's from 1958 to 1963. Never mind, no wonder, southland. I used to watch Southland. Damn, I was thinking Modern too. Hey, listen, I'm going to tell you this Did you watch Southland? No, nobody watched Southland. Okay, I watched Badlands Story time I did too. You know Southland, they had an actor I forget Homeboy's name, you could probably look it up but his wife, I think his wife's name was April. She used to run, you know, like Masters Track or whatever they lived across the street from my dude.
Speaker 2:I heard this story he murked his wife like right, like right across well, not right across the street, but they was like across the street and maybe like four houses, like if you looking out their front door, okay, they were maybe like five or six houses Like to the right and dude was on the shield too. Oh, was he on the show?
Speaker 4:I don't know who you're talking about now the tall, dark-skinned dude, yep, yep, damn, he was a good actor man, and that man that's crazy as hell.
Speaker 3:His wife must have cheated on him. He couldn't handle it. Man, I have no idea, just let her go.
Speaker 4:I actually did hear that story.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, so 17 is Police Squad.
Speaker 3:How you gonna tell me Police Academy ain't on there 16, True Detective.
Speaker 4:Oh, that was gonna be my next one.
Speaker 2:That was.
Speaker 4:HBO, wasn't it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 15, barney Miller.
Speaker 3:Oh, come on man, seriously, 14. Barney.
Speaker 2:Miller Luther Luther.
Speaker 1:I started watching Luther. I never finished it. I didn't know that was a cop show.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's a cop. I thought it was like supernatural type shit 13, because you're thinking of Lucifer, lucifer. That might be it. That's what they got. Yeah, yeah, but also Luke Cage.
Speaker 2:When I thought Luther, I thought Luther Vandross Luke.
Speaker 4:Cage is on one of them. Supernatural shows.
Speaker 3:Oh is he. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I watched that. Didn't somebody say NYPD Blue 13 Justified is 12.
Speaker 4:Crime Story is 11.
Speaker 2:Miami Vice is 10. Mod Squad is 9. 21 Jump Street 21.
Speaker 4:Jump Street is 8.
Speaker 2:Come on, man remember I said it could be a movie or a TV show.
Speaker 4:Think about 21 Jump Street. Which one? No, this is the TV series. Okay, this is the TV series. Guaranteed, it was going to be the TV show.
Speaker 2:Law and Order, of course.
Speaker 4:SWAT, the SWAT and nobody.
Speaker 2:The one from the 80s, and nobody said Swat yeah.
Speaker 4:You didn't say it either.
Speaker 1:I know, that's what I just said. Nobody said.
Speaker 2:Swat, not the current one yeah, brooklyn, brooklyn, nine-nine oh.
Speaker 4:Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Speaker 2:I like Brooklyn Nine-Nine. That's funny.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Brooklyn.
Speaker 1:Nine Number three or number two, number five, number five Okay, sledgehammer was number four.
Speaker 2:I don't remember. I remember Sledgehammer. I've never heard of that Kojak. He had that big gun.
Speaker 4:I was thinking Kojak.
Speaker 2:Starsky and Hutch was number three. See, you should have said it. I know, man, the Unusuals. Never heard of it. This is from 2009. 2009.
Speaker 3:That's number two.
Speaker 2:Is that the dudes? That and number one was Dragnet from 1967.
Speaker 3:Oh, dragnet, yeah, I forgot that one.
Speaker 2:They tried to redo that a little bit too, didn't they? I? Thought so Never heard of a lot of these I never heard of. I heard of Dragnet, yeah, but In the Heat of the Night wasn't in there huh, nope, damn In the Heat of the Night was not on here, hey. So there you go, right there.
Speaker 1:That's our game time.
Speaker 2:Actually, that list was on IMDb.
Speaker 4:Wasn't that Kojak? Oh wow, okay, kojak with the black shoes, that's real movie nerds, hey, because what else I would have said too? I would have said the Equalizer, yeah, the Queen, latifah, no, the original, the original, but I don't think he wasn't a cop, though.
Speaker 2:No, he was an ex yeah Military. He was like special forces or something.
Speaker 4:I'm surprised none of the CSIs Was in there.
Speaker 3:Ex CIA. That's what he was. Is Queen Latifah?
Speaker 4:even a cop In the Equalizer series.
Speaker 3:No, she got a cop friend oh.
Speaker 4:She's like Clearly, I've never watched it, right? Oh, I watched that shit.
Speaker 3:I watched that I like to see girls kick ass.
Speaker 4:I heard it's getting canceled.
Speaker 3:It might be, I'm just saying I watch it.
Speaker 4:I see how he did that. How many seasons has it gotten you being positive and he just it's gone. Okay, it's gone.
Speaker 3:Let it go. I mean, I heard it's getting canceled.
Speaker 1:There's no more.
Speaker 4:I mean, he is the player, haters ball.
Speaker 2:You know what Hat show, you know what Haters gonna do.
Speaker 4:Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. You know where that's from. You don't watch, you never. You watch Dave Chappelle's show. It is just called Chappelle's show, Not the just Chappelle's show. You got homework to do Missy. Every time she's on this show, y'all give her homework.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why I'm like damn, we just gonna talk about the what's your name?
Speaker 4:Let her be white, god damn it. Chappelle's show is classic.
Speaker 5:I did last week's homework. Teachable moment.
Speaker 4:So now you got homework for next week you got three seasons of Chappelle. So to watch. Let's talk about your last week's homework Transition go.
Speaker 5:Sinners, it was good. I'm about to go watch it again tonight. I can't go tonight. I watch it twice.
Speaker 3:I watch it twice. I go see that a third time.
Speaker 2:That shit has layers, can you talk about it without talking about it, can you?
Speaker 4:Can you do that? I mean the Statue of Limitations now, nah nah nah, still in the theaters, man, still in theaters.
Speaker 3:You can't talk about it yet.
Speaker 2:Hey, you like to ruin movies for people, huh, but I'm just saying it's been out for a month but it's not even streaming yet. It's still in the theaters. Hey, you gotta realize.
Speaker 4:Everybody is not. Don't have money.
Speaker 2:To go to the movies and stuff. So some people are waiting for it To stream.
Speaker 3:I might go see it again. It's gonna be streaming this weekend.
Speaker 5:I have one thing to say, and one thing only I would've been outside.
Speaker 1:I would've been.
Speaker 5:Out.
Speaker 3:Oh, we know I would have ran out that door. Oh, to become one.
Speaker 2:We know you would have been outside why I would have been out.
Speaker 3:I would have been the first one. We know you would have been the first one, I'd be like you got me.
Speaker 5:I'd be like, hey, hey, y'all going to? Let me back in.
Speaker 1:I got to go pee.
Speaker 4:Let me.
Speaker 3:You do kind of look like I'm not giving nothing away. Man, what is?
Speaker 4:that girl. She was beautiful. I'm going to say one thing.
Speaker 2:That's Josh Allen's fiance.
Speaker 3:One thing man, I'll break that family.
Speaker 2:Who was the? He's going to go play tennis? Can you throw a ball 80, 90 yards, can you no?
Speaker 4:I can't on john matt, hey with josh allen right with josh allen right now one thing I'm gonna say, and this isn't a spoiler. If you know vampire lore, you know this already. The dope thing that they did Was bring back the invitation.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that was dope as hell, I love that Right Like a long time ago.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Alright, yeah.
Speaker 4:You know I helped to be invited, and that is all I'm going to say.
Speaker 3:So that was funny man. It was a funny ass movie, but you loved the movie.
Speaker 4:I loved it. Thank you for doing your homework. We appreciate it.
Speaker 5:You get an A I'm going to watch it again.
Speaker 3:I'm going to give you an A+. You watched it twice.
Speaker 5:I'm going to watch it twice.
Speaker 3:Okay, then we're giving you an A++ To watch it thrice, not a spoiler, but stay for the post-second.
Speaker 4:Sounds like a spoiler to me.
Speaker 1:Yes, not just the first after credit scene.
Speaker 2:See, I only saw the first one.
Speaker 4:Oh, you got to take him. You got to go do it again. You got to watch the game. I already know what it is.
Speaker 3:What's the second one? You got to watch the whole thing.
Speaker 4:Tell me what the second one is Wait, hold on.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think.
Speaker 4:You got to watch the whole thing, it's just like the Avengers.
Speaker 2:No, listen, when she told me when she came today, she was like I heard it before and somebody. I was like, hey, how many post-credit scenes was it? She said two.
Speaker 1:I said damn Damn I missed one.
Speaker 2:I saw the very first one. I didn't see the second one. Oh, the one where.
Speaker 3:No, I did see the second one.
Speaker 2:So you did watch he about to. He wants that dumbass hat. He want that dumbass hat. I didn't say he wants that shit. We were about to talk about something.
Speaker 3:We gonna turn that upside down and just put it on his head.
Speaker 4:I don't give a damn.
Speaker 2:So I saw the first one, our lady. The second one I didn't see.
Speaker 4:Jordan, fuck this thing up.
Speaker 2:But I heard that you need to stay for two.
Speaker 4:I know what it is now because she told me, and usually nowadays, the lights won't come up.
Speaker 3:The lights don't come up until it's done. The lights weren't up. I stayed until all the lights came up and the credits was gone. Have you noticed that?
Speaker 4:Ever since Marvel started putting hella scenes in their movies the lights just stop. They'll come on once everything is done, but before that, nah, they're not. All that movie taught me was to stay to the end.
Speaker 3:Stay to the end, my friend hey.
Speaker 4:Great movie. What's up?
Speaker 2:It was good I saw Until Dawn.
Speaker 4:Oh, you did. I didn't see that.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's a video game movie. I'm so behind. Yeah, until Dawn.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go see the Accountant tomorrow.
Speaker 2:I know the game, but I haven't seen it. I didn't even know it was a video game, but I think I may want to buy it. The movie, no, the video game. But what I want to do, though I want to put the cheat codes in there they still got cheat codes, dude. If you just sit up here and Google, it'll pop up on YouTube. Yeah, they still got cheat codes bro.
Speaker 4:I feel like video games, like movies that turn into video games, or games that turn into movies or shows, are really like the Last of Us. Y'all seen that? Yeah, uh-uh, it's good. Huh you rich. I don't have that it's good. So they turned that. It's a show on HBO, but it's based off of video games, which is why you rich. Yeah no, that's real good.
Speaker 5:You just use other people's streaming platform.
Speaker 4:I don't have rich friends. Jess, I'm sorry, just got to get a fire stick. I don't have HBO.
Speaker 2:Get a fire stick?
Speaker 3:Yeah, no we don't oh yeah, I forgot, and it's not HBO. Hey, just see me afterwards hey man have you seen Minecraft Speaking of that? No See, that was a good movie, man.
Speaker 2:Did you go?
Speaker 3:see it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I took the grandkids to go see it. See, I didn't want to go see it because I heard all the people throwing stuff.
Speaker 3:Man them grandkids in there laughing and cracking up. All the kids was laughing, they throwing popcorn.
Speaker 2:It's a certain point in the movie to where I guess everybody go crazy and then they start throwing popcorn and throwing stuff at the screen.
Speaker 4:Is it part of the movie experience? Do you have to do this? No, you don't have to. No, you know me.
Speaker 3:I'm an iron. I mean, okay, hold on, let me take it back, because I rule with an iron fist. You know me, I'm an iron. I mean, okay, hold on, let me take it back, because I rule with an iron thumb, iron fist. I was like sit your ass down, we don't operate like that. But our kids was in the back.
Speaker 2:That's how you're supposed to talk to your kid, right?
Speaker 3:Right, yeah, I got them all under control.
Speaker 2:You look at him, but he don't want to.
Speaker 4:I was like we don't participate in that and you say it Between your teeth Like this If you don't sit your Motherfucking nerves hey man, they saw the white of my eyes In that dark room.
Speaker 3:Sit your ass down.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah Damn. There really are Still cheat codes out there. That's dope.
Speaker 2:So wait, so is it cheat codes For Until Dawn? Oh, I just, I just typed in Cheat.
Speaker 4:Codes.
Speaker 2:Man it's.
Speaker 3:Cheat Codes for Madden. Come on, man, why you think.
Speaker 4:I got a 99?.
Speaker 3:I made myself a 99, 99, 99, 99.
Speaker 2:Oh I made listen, I'm going to tell you right now.
Speaker 4:Oh, I put Cheat Codes for GTA 5.
Speaker 2:I've never lost a game. I won six Super Bowls.
Speaker 3:He got six rings.
Speaker 2:This is my seventh year. I've already broke Tom Brady's touchdown record. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1:I don't care if I play on rookie, it's my game. Who cares Right?
Speaker 3:Don't ask, that's good.
Speaker 4:I remember when what you call it Xbox Live first came out and I got that shit, see, I was a little rich back then, not no more. I got that shit, see, I was a little rich back then, not no more. I got that shit, man. That shit was a whole new world that I did not want any more. Parts of People on the internet are fucking mean. Yeah, they are.
Speaker 2:For real. Yeah, see, I don't even get on Damn, I don't play on the internet at all. That's because of that.
Speaker 4:But see, that all started with the whole PC thing, like with Doom.
Speaker 5:No what was that?
Speaker 4:What's the?
Speaker 2:other one Halo.
Speaker 4:Call of Duty, Call of Duty All those games started coming out on PC and people was talking.
Speaker 3:Hey, fucker, don't kill me.
Speaker 4:Hey, when little kids be talking shit.
Speaker 3:I'm going to fuck you up. They be talking so much shit, Hell yeah, I was like man, this little eight-year-old how this motherfucker going to get over here and just come shoot me in behind Like headshot, bam, like that.
Speaker 4:And they're trying to teabag you, right.
Speaker 3:I'm like, god damn, you're a badass kid. Yeah man, they bad.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, where they make their little character jump over your face. They do a little thing and be, like eh eh eh, eh, and they're making that sound too on the mic.
Speaker 2:For real, they get you. They do that for real man they do that shit for real.
Speaker 4:I know they do talk crazy. I heard yeah, Bad ass kids, man yeah.
Speaker 2:And you know some of the people playing with, Playing with little kids, Right, and I heard sometimes too these little kids got bad mouths and be saying something oh, they be real bold and stuff Very bad.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like I said, kids' balls ain't even dropped. Yet talking about some, suck my dick, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:I remember one time I took Are you.
Speaker 4:Why do you even know what that means? Little?
Speaker 2:Timmy.
Speaker 4:So my son was playing Fortnite or one of those games oh shit, or one of those games. I was like give me your headset, let me see what they're saying. I put it on. I'm like God damn it.
Speaker 1:I was like oh, I was pledging his first.
Speaker 4:I was like oh my.
Speaker 1:God.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, it's great when you make them start crying and their parents get on the mic.
Speaker 5:They're like that's why you're fat too, you're talking to a seven year old.
Speaker 3:I hope you're happy.
Speaker 4:Why? Yes, I am.
Speaker 3:Happy as hell, fuck you and that kid man, drop both of y'all in y'all head.
Speaker 2:Hey, little Timmy needs to wash his mouth off with soap. You know it's bad too, because you can't see nobody, so that's almost like these thumb thugs that be sitting up here putting all their. You know these people that leave comments and do all that stuff. They're not even real people.
Speaker 4:You really cannot go into a comment section on any kind of post without seeing some kind of argument.
Speaker 5:Isn't that funny, though, to read.
Speaker 4:I'm sitting there.
Speaker 5:I'm like you're really arguing over this.
Speaker 4:That shit gets tiring.
Speaker 5:I don't even comment on anything.
Speaker 4:I don't post on anything I don't comment on anything.
Speaker 3:It's entertaining.
Speaker 4:I've gotten in the habit of at least commenting to the person. You can ask the person to post the shit. Actually does see the comments, and if somebody responds to me I don't even bother to respond to them, but I just look at training shit anyway, which still somehow leads into a fucking argument.
Speaker 5:Exactly. Well, everything leads into an argument hey man, hey man, you can't do box squats.
Speaker 3:You can't do box squats without touching the box.
Speaker 2:Your form is wrong, homie.
Speaker 4:How much you bench, how much I bench, how much you bench, how much I bench, how much you bench. Nah, really, really, it does boil down to that bullshit.
Speaker 3:I bench 125, nikki, what, what Pump your chest Post.
Speaker 4:your physical fitness fits on.
Speaker 5:Oh, I can bench.
Speaker 4:How much you bench.
Speaker 5:I can bench about 15 pounds, that's about what I get Good. I'm kidding Steve. Go home, Take your tennis outfit and get out.
Speaker 4:Go find your doubles partner.
Speaker 3:You're telling me to take my tennis racket off.
Speaker 2:Yes, Take your pickleball tennis golf.
Speaker 1:Oh shit that was a perfect weight.
Speaker 5:Go sing in the choir somewhere else. How did you know that?
Speaker 3:was a perfect weight 15 pounds. I'm sorry y'all, I sing in the choir somewhere else. How did you know? How did you know that was a perfect weight 15 pounds?
Speaker 5:I'm sorry y'all, I set myself up for that one.
Speaker 4:So did See. Welcome back, Super J. Your man is in the building.
Speaker 1:And you know it See.
Speaker 5:Can't take him nowhere man that was hard, not even hot you can't even leave him at home.
Speaker 4:I'm surprised he didn't comment on your nails.
Speaker 5:He did when he got in here. They feel nice.
Speaker 3:I was there, I was there.
Speaker 1:I told you man.
Speaker 3:I was just coming from out there, I'm already feeling pumped. Wait, where did we?
Speaker 1:end. What do we got here?
Speaker 4:Oh my god, do you like long nails? Do I like long?
Speaker 3:nails. No, I don't like to be scratched. I told you, man, you already know, man, I don't deal, I'm not good with I like what they do though.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know what I'm saying Digging your back, see?
Speaker 3:I don't like that crap. I'll be like hey, hey, hey, what you doing.
Speaker 4:There was. There were a few times.
Speaker 3:Now I gotta tie you up the ribs were a little sore.
Speaker 4:I'm like God damn Just taking my shirt off, hurt.
Speaker 3:See no no.
Speaker 4:I'll be the tighter ass up.
Speaker 3:She still starts.
Speaker 1:I do work now.
Speaker 3:I whip up so quick, putting that hog tie.
Speaker 4:She be like Damn you did that shit fast. What in the Boy Scout BDSM shit Is going on over there? Hog tie nobody.
Speaker 5:He's like, and that that's what we call A three loop. What you know about that?
Speaker 3:three loop not.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, yes, sir, steve got his Eagle Scout badge.
Speaker 5:I lost the key, but it's a rope.
Speaker 3:He's like just pull it, just pull it.
Speaker 4:Just chew through it, chew through that shit.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 4:Y'all are off the rails. You started it.
Speaker 5:We're tied to the rails.
Speaker 1:Whoa, whoa, whoa we.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's a group. I ain't going by myself.
Speaker 3:I ain't letting you tie me up.
Speaker 1:I'm not tying you somebody else up.
Speaker 3:We all get tied. Man oh, man See what was I like.
Speaker 1:Remember who was that on the On the railroad tracks all the time Do those police outfits? Come with rope.
Speaker 5:Why would a police?
Speaker 4:outfit. Come with rope. They come with handcuffs. What if?
Speaker 5:it's like Indiana Jones they need rope for something.
Speaker 4:Indiana Jones ain't a cop. Indiana Jones don't have a rope. Well, no, he's not, but he don't have rope.
Speaker 5:What if they get in a situation?
Speaker 4:What would they need a rope for?
Speaker 3:They got handcuffs and a nightstick. No, I hate you so much Okay.
Speaker 5:Goodbye.
Speaker 4:Jess has left the building, no Come back.
Speaker 1:Jess.
Speaker 3:Come back, I'm just playing. You know, I'm just playing.
Speaker 2:We got some upcoming movies to talk about. This has been the movie edition. Y'all know that's what we like to do, and I just saw a movie. I forgot Kerry Washington, oh, shadow Force. I forgot Kerry Washington, oh yeah, shadow.
Speaker 4:Force. Yeah, that looks good. I know it's already out.
Speaker 2:That came out this week, thunderbolts, is still out.
Speaker 3:I think I'll wait for it.
Speaker 4:Just came back to the table and gave the gas face to the.
Speaker 1:Thunderbolts or.
Speaker 2:Flight I agree, I heard Thunderbolts was actually good.
Speaker 4:Now, bosco, you've gone on record to say You're not the harshest critic. I'm not, but guess what?
Speaker 2:I'ma go see it and I will let y'all know.
Speaker 4:He's probably Gonna say it was good.
Speaker 2:Juliet and Romeo I don't know what it's about.
Speaker 4:Is that the it's supposed? Is that the? Uh? Nevermind, let me not.
Speaker 3:It's supposed to be the new Romeo and Juliet, so it's the.
Speaker 2:Juliet and Romeo obviously sinners. That bitch, hey. But look here's one right here. It said clowns in the cornfield. I don't know if that's scary or not.
Speaker 4:That sounds like y' that sounds like it, but guess what?
Speaker 2:Y'all know we like to play trailers, so the feature trailer this week will be Clowns in the Cornfield. We just got to look at it. Everybody entertain themselves until I find it.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Clowns in the.
Speaker 4:Cornfield oh, I see it now. Okay, what about Rosario? That's a horror, huh.
Speaker 3:What's Rosario about?
Speaker 4:Coming to that Zephyr.
Speaker 3:Weren't we talking about?
Speaker 4:Rosario last week oh you were.
Speaker 2:Here's the trailer, probably right after this advertisement.
Speaker 3:This message is being brought to you by. What about?
Speaker 4:Fight or Flight? Did we talk about it already?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is really cool.
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Speaker 4:Try it.
Speaker 3:Pop goes, the Weezer goes, the Weezer goes, look out.
Speaker 5:They're really big on tradition around here. Every year there's this parade where everyone gathers around a friend of Lot, friend of it's the clown on all the Bay Pen corn syrup labels.
Speaker 1:He's practically local legend Smile, philly girl, you're about to become a sensation.
Speaker 5:Be, careful who you hang out with. There's some real weirdos at this stop down hey, ginger, you okay. There's a psycho dressed up like Frendo trying to kill us. Call 911. Where's the button, jen? What is this? What is this? What kind of phone is this?
Speaker 2:They got a rotary phone Hmm.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, that came out today. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 4:Hey, I really like that slashes are coming back.
Speaker 3:That looks good. I got one question. I just wonder Did the black dude die first?
Speaker 4:No, they don't do that, no more. Oh, they don't.
Speaker 3:He always survives. Now, Either he survives or he makes it to. Did the black dude die first? No, they don't do that no more.
Speaker 4:Oh they don't, yeah, no, they don't have a black dude. He always survives. Now, either he survives or he makes it to the third act. Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 5:They died at a mature age. I don't understand slashers, though, because like, why are you guys running away? I'm going to try to kill you back. You're going to try to kill me.
Speaker 4:I will try to kill you back. You're a fighter. You got some hood in you, that's good.
Speaker 5:That is seriously the question that comes to mind every time I watch Scream. I will kill you back.
Speaker 4:You mean you're going to throw chainsaw at me? Why am I running from a motherfucker with a knife? No, me first. Or a chainsaw, or a chainsaw.
Speaker 3:Like strengthen numbers. Motherfucker, you Don't run together, and he's going to pick us up one by one. That's like the gorilla.
Speaker 2:Everybody pick up a pitchfork or a shovel or something. Fight back right. Hey, real quick. Just like we mentioned last week strength in numbers, not the gorilla. They said a gorilla can bench press 4,200 pounds.
Speaker 3:Really Nigga A hundred men ain't going to do shit to that gorilla. He's going to fuck some gorillas up, I think it depends who the men are, unless they got weapons. I'm talking about hand-to-hand combat 4,200 pound hand-to-hand combat He'll rip some people apart.
Speaker 2:One strike from a gorilla's hand could crush a human skull. Yeah, I agree, exactly so. 100 men, you gotta come out with waves.
Speaker 3:Y'all all got to go at him at the same time?
Speaker 2:No, you can't go. So are you going first? Hell, no.
Speaker 3:Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 4:So who going to go first? I'm going to be the ring leader. I'm like, all right, ready, attack, attack. This one dude broke it down really good. It's going to be like Kung Fu they got to wear them.
Speaker 2:Those are the sacrificial lambs, cannon fodder. So basically you send the guys that's on death row or you send the guys that's in prison for life and like, if you make it past this, you make it past King Kong.
Speaker 3:Nigga you free, you free. You said all the narcissists. No, we ain't talking about King Kong.
Speaker 5:They all think they can kill him.
Speaker 4:I know, but this is a silverback gorilla. What'd you say? We ain't talking about King Kong.
Speaker 3:We talking about I know, but I'm just saying silverback gorilla, you might as well call his ass King Kong.
Speaker 4:No or Harambe Nigga.
Speaker 3:King Kong is Was nice I know, but I'm just saying 30 feet tall.
Speaker 4:Hey, real talk.
Speaker 2:Gorillas are actually peaceful creatures. Yeah, they have people going walking past them and everything yeah they be out there. It was like just, it's just like when you get by them you need to kneel, yeah, Like, get lower than them Like dogs, do you?
Speaker 3:know how dogs turn over.
Speaker 2:And then like Show their belly. Yeah, they won't mess with you or whatever. See, I told you my favorite species is gorillas and chimps, probably because I used to watch BJ and the Bear. If y'all don't know what it is, look it up.
Speaker 3:But he had a pet monkey, bj in the title.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, hey, getting back to these movies I got a movie recommendation for y'all. I'm done, since we, on the topic of slashers, bj in the bear, look it up.
Speaker 2:I got one more scary movie too.
Speaker 4:Y'all ever heard of this movie called In a Violent Nature? Y'all ever heard of this movie called In a Violent? Nature so it's a slasher told from the perspective of the killer. Oh is it. Yeah, no music, just ambient sound.
Speaker 3:It's just him sneaking around.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's just him sneaking around Just murking everybody. Right, it's dope. What is it on?
Speaker 2:That's cool, I know Shudder produced it Shout out to Shudder hey, because Shudder did. Yeah, I saw, that. You know, there's also a movie called Rosario.
Speaker 4:That's what Steve was saying. It looks good In a Violent Nature, is on Hulu In a Violent Nature and, of course, Prime obviously.
Speaker 2:Can you?
Speaker 4:watch it for free on anything. You can probably watch it for free on YouTube, I mean Hulu.
Speaker 3:You got Hulu.
Speaker 4:I do have Hulu.
Speaker 2:I got a friend who has Hulu, you got rich.
Speaker 4:You got rich, friends, I got rich all of a sudden y'all. Man, you went from nothing.
Speaker 1:I done. Came up y'all To Hulu, went from mopping the man you went from nothing I done came up.
Speaker 4:Y'all. You went from nothing To Hulu, Went from mopping the floors to the fries.
Speaker 5:Okay, but why is he wearing the outfit? Is so stupid? If you're going to be a killer, at least have a killer outfit Like why are you out here?
Speaker 4:No pun intended people in ugly-ass overalls. You gotta be discreet and some Uggs. You ugly ass overalls, you gotta be discreet and some Uggs. You also gotta watch the movie to understand it.
Speaker 5:I'm not even just talking about that. I'm talking about most of the movies. Why are you dressing up as a clown? What's the point?
Speaker 4:Because clowns are scary.
Speaker 5:I'd be scared of anybody who's trying to kill me.
Speaker 3:I don't care what you're dressed in. You could be a homeless looking motherfucker.
Speaker 5:That scares me more.
Speaker 3:A normal person Like a normal looking person Would scare me more, I think.
Speaker 4:Look raggedy and shit Than a clown.
Speaker 5:Yes, because a clown. You're already on edge, You're already suspecting something You're already waiting for it. You're already like okay, so.
Speaker 3:I'm going to keep my eyes on this person, but somebody who dresses up all normal and stuff you're not going to have your eyes on him.
Speaker 4:It's a clown with evil eyes.
Speaker 1:She has a point that's scary.
Speaker 4:Bundy, what if it's a clown with?
Speaker 1:a nice face clown. A what A nice face clown.
Speaker 4:It's like it had an evil eye. You know like you look at it.
Speaker 5:It had a lazy, did not focus.
Speaker 4:Which one of us you gonna kill first?
Speaker 5:Why am I talking to this damn clown?
Speaker 4:Why are people afraid of clowns. Are you afraid of clowns? No, no, I'm not. Me neither Are you afraid of clowns. Nah, is your brother afraid of clowns? I don't think so, steve.
Speaker 2:You hesitated. I'm not.
Speaker 4:Wait, is it Ronald McDonald?
Speaker 3:I'm just like it's a person dressed up with makeup.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh fuck him up.
Speaker 4:No, it's people that, yeah, they're like, truly deathly afraid of clowns.
Speaker 2:I remember as a kid going to a couple of birthday parties at McDonald's and Ronald McDonald was there and I remember a couple kids like crying. I didn't understand. You know we were young, I didn't understand. I'm like I didn't understand. You know we were young, I didn't understand. I'm like what the hell are they crying for? That's Ronald McDonald. I'm more afraid of the animatronics.
Speaker 5:I was just about to say that you know, what I'm scared of is the animatronics. I cannot do that.
Speaker 2:Like Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 5:I cannot do Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 4:Hey, who saw Five Nights at Freddy's.
Speaker 5:I did no, but I know the game. I've seen people play it.
Speaker 4:I've never seen it or played it, so I just know it was a horror game. I played that, but animatronics are my thing.
Speaker 5:No, especially in water. No, in water we are so good, we are so good no.
Speaker 4:Animatronics in water? Yeah, where at when?
Speaker 5:Like they have some in, like they had the Jaws ride at Disney, whatever the hell oh, Universal For Universal.
Speaker 3:yeah, she rich.
Speaker 1:I've never been there, that's why.
Speaker 4:I didn't know where it was. I've never even seen it. I've never even heard of it?
Speaker 5:No, but I'm just not cool with things that are in water in general, but animatronics in water.
Speaker 4:So you don't like water, you don't like to swim Do you swim I was a swimmer in high school.
Speaker 5:Oh, so you swim like a guppy. I like water.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I like water too.
Speaker 4:Would you go on a submarine?
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 4:You wouldn't go on a submarine.
Speaker 5:No, absolutely the fuck no.
Speaker 4:But you go on a boat, no.
Speaker 5:I've been on a boat.
Speaker 3:But you've been on a boat. That don't make sense then.
Speaker 5:Not in the ocean.
Speaker 4:Help me make sense. I know, help me make sense you love water, but you don't want to go on a boat.
Speaker 5:I love water, but I don't like what's in open water. I like swimming, I like the pool, I like all that, but open water no.
Speaker 4:Have you ever seen open water?
Speaker 5:A couple times. Twice, is it any good? I?
Speaker 4:don't know, I was little. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2:You know it's a movie right, not messing with it, not going past my ankles.
Speaker 3:We know that. We already know I got my feet wet.
Speaker 4:We good, you will only see Bosco at the Lazy River.
Speaker 1:See y'all there.
Speaker 4:Maybe even a jacuzzi.
Speaker 3:Where he can stand up and the water don't go past his knees at wall waves.
Speaker 4:That's it. What is this? The splash pool.
Speaker 2:With the little kids, like I'll be right there.
Speaker 4:I'll be right there. Hey, it's all done.
Speaker 3:Boom. Little kids Push all the kids out the way, Absolutely.
Speaker 1:It's coming back around, absolutely.
Speaker 2:Would you go in the wave pool? Yeah, I used to always go in Geogolay. Listen, I don't like the ocean. How?
Speaker 4:about lake, so you go in a lake.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm not going deep. No, what I'm saying, I'm not going past my ankles.
Speaker 3:You guys have not seen River Monsters.
Speaker 5:Catfish as big as me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm definitely not going in the lake Nope.
Speaker 2:Hey, do you know? Lake Erie kills people. Any water. Google Lake Erie. Any water I can't see the bottom Lake, pleasant kill people.
Speaker 3:I'm not going Lake Pleasant kill people If I can't see the bottom. Lake Pleasant kill people.
Speaker 2:People go missing all the time up there, tell them how them Great Lakes are when we from.
Speaker 3:Oh man, we don't fucking around in them. Great.
Speaker 2:Lakes Like Superior and Lake.
Speaker 3:Michigan.
Speaker 2:Lake Erie, oh man. Damn damn lakes. If you in Lake Erie. I'm telling you because when you think of lake, you probably think of like Roosevelt.
Speaker 3:This is a big ass ocean lake.
Speaker 2:No it looks like yeah exactly, it's an ocean lake. You don't see the other side, you sure don't? It goes to.
Speaker 4:Canada 21 deaths per year. Easy Lake, erie, easy.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'd be one of them. That'd be the news.
Speaker 2:Hey, we got a missing Missing swimmer.
Speaker 3:He jumped in to swim.
Speaker 2:He used to kill many people back in the day, damn Mason, and then they used to have clubs like right on the water. So you know people used to sit up here and get tipsy. Yep Fall in or drive their boat up to the club trying to fall.
Speaker 3:And he's a good swimmer, he's on the swim team. I don't know where he went, yeah.
Speaker 1:But you.
Speaker 3:Lake.
Speaker 4:Mead. Exactly, I did make the mistake Lake.
Speaker 5:Mead it says Lake Mead, with 317 deaths recorded from 2007 to 2024. Wow, 317.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 5:Where is?
Speaker 3:Lake Mead, that's right up there.
Speaker 4:Well, people do stupid shit in.
Speaker 3:Lake.
Speaker 4:Mead.
Speaker 2:They be drinking on the boats and falling out.
Speaker 4:It still counts as a death at the lake, it does still count, no matter what happens.
Speaker 3:They be drinking on the boats and falling out, it still count as a death at the lake. It does no matter what happens. They go searching for the body and they don't find it. That's four hours away?
Speaker 4:Yeah, because they be drinking and falling out. Yeah, where they go, then, that's where they going towards to Vegas, where they going to search for the body and it's gone, yeah.
Speaker 3:Is it the bottom of the lake?
Speaker 4:No, that don't make sense, bro. There's some curtain when you get your undertow. Once you get in the undertow, underneath the belly of the lake, about seven feet down, uh huh.
Speaker 3:It's a curtain, it's a curtain. And then there's seaweed. And then there's fish, and there's some big ass fish down there and that's what people get caught up in, yup. And then there's big ass alligators, you know they've been finding.
Speaker 2:A few people and like barrels, exactly From like the 80s From the 80s, like the 60s, the 70s and 80s.
Speaker 3:Because the water levels went down, yeah, and they found all the barrels and they've been finding bodies, like when you're wearing cement shoes. That is a cement shoe. Yeah, that barrel and a barrel.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that barrel they throw.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's crazy y'all.
Speaker 3:All the mafia stuff.
Speaker 2:Y'all want to know what other you ain't heard it from me, because I ain't the one to gossip what other?
Speaker 4:movie I watched recently that I used to watch in my childhood. Y'all ever heard of the Shadow? The Shadow, yeah, scary show. No, it ain't scary, it's one of them failed hero movies. The Shadow, what that sound familiar, but Alec Baldwin was in it. Was he the shadow? He was the shadow, alec Baldwin. Spoiler alert.
Speaker 3:Alec Baldwin was the shadow. No, I didn't see that movie.
Speaker 4:No, it was good. Yeah, it had the grave misfortune of coming out at the same time as the Lion King.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, okay, yeah, I think it was Batman.
Speaker 4:Let me see, I think Star Wars or some shit.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 4:So it got washed in the box office.
Speaker 2:Speaking of other superhero movies, who remember Darkwing Duck?
Speaker 4:Hell yeah, I was thinking about that when I saw that Darkwing. Duck I watched Darkwing Duck 2.
Speaker 1:Good movies Darkwing.
Speaker 4:Duck Classic. Hey, shout out to YouTube For having that shit on YouTube Free.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I love Darkwing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh, that's Disney Plus, okay.
Speaker 1:But you gotta be rich To have that. We'd like to thank everybody For listening.
Speaker 2:To another week. We gave you all Our movie recommendations.
Speaker 4:These people better start paying us for these movie recommendations.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Patty and Celeste. Again, patty and Celeste Shout out.
Speaker 4:Shout out to the OGs we got an.
Speaker 1:American.
Speaker 2:Pope.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 4:He's from Chi-Town. Why is that crazy? The wind is the first.
Speaker 3:First American.
Speaker 4:First.
Speaker 3:American.
Speaker 5:Joe, I miss you. I had to drink alone. This was really sad.
Speaker 3:That's bullshit. I told her I would drink with her, see.
Speaker 5:But you didn't bring anything. Oh, I was supposed to bring it?
Speaker 3:I thought we were supposed to bring stuff together. I ain't bring nothing.
Speaker 2:Next week, though we back we gonna load up on bottles, we'll take donations and then obviously, what did you drink? She didn't drink nothing. What's in there?
Speaker 4:what's in there? Truly, that's Kool-Aid. She had Kool-Aid in there. I ain't. Oh, truly, oh, okay, that's because, joey here.
Speaker 3:She got Kool-Aid in there. Man, hey, tell him.
Speaker 2:How they ain't going to do nothing, but then they talking, huh, I guess they who.
Speaker 3:Who's they nigga you?
Speaker 2:know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3:The drinkers, oh, okay, the people that talk about she ain't drinking. I stopped drinking yesterday. I only got a competition. This weekend I stopped drinking yesterday I only got a competition this weekend. I am always drinking. You will not hear that from me. What competition you got Strength training, competition Strength in numbers.
Speaker 4:Listen, I changed my life last night. I stopped drinking. He is 16 hours sober, y'all. Okay, he is 10 minutes sober. Hold on, hold on. I still didn't go see the accountant too.
Speaker 2:Me couldn't even do the back he was only trying to do the back Hold on, hold on hold on.
Speaker 4:I still need to go see the accountant too, me too. Oh yeah, hopefully I got some good shit to tell y'all.
Speaker 2:I want to see clowns Me goes, dude, I'm going to spend one day, I'm just going to go and keep going back for refills and watch all these movies.
Speaker 4:I was going to do that last week, so I can get caught up. I know Can they catch you at the movie theaters. Now Jump in the theaters. Yeah yeah, they got you, because they got assigned seating now. Yeah, ah, that's right.
Speaker 3:You just got to poke your head in the door. You got to sit in the front, because don't nobody sit in the front?
Speaker 4:Yeah, Because the person comes in, because every movie someone comes in there, so they'll come and tap on you and be like let me see your ticket. No, I saw somebody get escorted down.
Speaker 5:You know what, If you just go in a wheelchair, they ain't going to make you leave. You'll be like what do you mean? I paid for the seat. Are you saying that I can't sit here?
Speaker 4:Wow, let her be.
Speaker 2:Roll your ass out All right. Jess is out of control.
Speaker 4:Take care Out of the wheelchair you still in Jess Well, but that's a good idea. Hey, wait till you get outside and get out and walk your wheelchair to your car. That's an expensive ass idea to walk into a $20 movie. Wait till you get outside and stand up you know, what I don't need this shit anyway, and just leave the wheelchair.
Speaker 2:That movie fixed me alright, everybody peace.