Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Conversations, Cop Shows, and Cornfield Clowns!!!
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Welcome to another high-energy episode where the crew picks up right where they left off – with Superman making his triumphant return after missing a couple of episodes. His absence was for good reason: both his daughters were graduating – one becoming a nurse anesthetist and the other earning what amounted to a master's degree in information technology. The pride in his voice is unmistakable as he shares how his daughters have academically surpassed him, earning golf claps from the whole crew.
The episode takes an entertaining turn as we play "Name That Cop Show," a game revealing IMDb's top-ranked police shows of all time. From The Wire to Dragnet, the hosts battle to name the most iconic cop shows while expressing shock at some glaring omissions. Where's Police Academy? How did Reno 911 not make the cut? The resulting debate showcases everyone's passionate opinions about what truly defines great TV cop drama.
Things get delightfully chaotic when we dive into horror movies, particularly slashers. The recently released "Clowns in the Cornfield" sparks a hilarious discussion about why clowns are supposedly scary and the questionable logic of horror movie victims. "Why are you running away? I'd try to kill you back," one host declares, questioning why characters never band together against a single killer. This leads to an unexpected tangent about fears – particularly of deep water. Several hosts admit they avoid lakes and oceans, citing the dangers of places like Lake Mead and the Great Lakes, with their shocking death statistics.
Whether you're a TV crime drama enthusiast, a horror movie buff, or someone who shares our irrational fears, this episode delivers laughs, nostalgia, and surprising revelations. Join us for the ride – just don't expect us to venture past our ankles in any natural body of water.
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Welcome and Introductions
Speaker 2We're back, yeah, for another week.
Speaker 3Another fun-filled episode. Man, I'm so glad to be back.
Speaker 2Well, you know, it's at least two of us here today. I don't know what's up with everybody else. You hear another voice.
Speaker 4You need some Well you know it's three people here we all knew Superman was going to be asleep in about 34 minutes.
Speaker 3Nah, dog, you don't even know. You don't know the half of it today. You don't know the half of it today. Not today, son. Huh, I said not today, son, you're going to be nah, nah, he's hyped up. Yeah, Uh-oh. You see, nigga, I'm already sweating. I did some pull-ups out there.
Speaker 2Oh damn Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast Got the blood flowing. We are here and we are hyped to announce today's episode is brought to you by Simply Grape Juice Drink. I need to finish it off. I think I've had it in the refrigerator for about three weeks. An absolute vodka would make that perfect. An absolute vodka would make this perfect. Anyway, thank you very much for listening to another episode. This is your boy, bosco.
Speaker 4And to my left Soup Nice, it's Rod, it's Rod. And to my left it's See, I was just waiting for the intro to start talking. This be the one they call Christian, and sitting to my left is.
Speaker 3What up, y'all motherfuckers?
Speaker 4Superman is in the building.
Speaker 2Pew, pew, pew.
Speaker 1Y'all ready for the sound effect?
Speaker 2Pew, pew, pew in the building.
Speaker 1Are you ready for the?
Speaker 4sound effect.
Speaker 3Choo Choo.
Speaker 4His laser eyes.
Speaker 5And to my love.
Speaker 3Jess, is that just?
Speaker 5Jess, it's just Jess.
Speaker 3Come on, you gotta introduce yourself. I don't know if that's J-U-S-S or J-U-S-S. That is her intro.
Speaker 2If you haven't figured it out by now, it's just Jess. She said just Jess. I thought it was two.
Speaker 3Jesses, like just Jess J-E-S-J-E-S, j-u-s-t.
Speaker 4I didn't hear the enunciation of the T.
Speaker 2Oh, you thought she was saying just. Jess.
Speaker 3Yeah, I thought she was saying just Jess, it's just Jess, it's just Jess.
Speaker 4Okay see.
Speaker 3See how he enunciates she said J-U-S. I went to a private school, j-e-s-s, thank you. See, that's what I heard. I knew I ain't crazy.
Speaker 1But I picked it up.
Speaker 5I'm sorry. I heard the just, I will try harder.
Speaker 4Nah you good, nah you good. Be white. That's what I heard that time. Just be white. That's what I heard that time. Right girl, it's just just hey, steve, this, this, this, that new white it's just yes hey, she's hood white hey are
Speaker 3you gonna go to the store she's beige, are you finna go to the store too are you?
Speaker 4what are you?
Speaker 3no, we're going to the store.
Speaker 2Are you going? Are you you're?
Speaker 4going to the store. No, we going to the store.
Speaker 2Are you going to the store or are you fixing to?
Speaker 4Finna or fixing to.
Speaker 3I was just wondering, man, I heard just Jess. All of a sudden, my Ebonics kicked in so I was waiting on something else About to, about to no, not about. I'm about to yeah like boutty boutty. I told you you was hood girl when you about to go, though, to yeah like bowdy bowdy. I told you you was hood girl when you about to go, though.
Speaker 4Y'all. Let her be white when you about to go. She bowdy, bowdy, huh Bouts to go. Where she's abouts to go, to Sprouts AJ's fine food.
Speaker 2Okay, everybody we got some jokes, they sell cashews by the pound, to tell. Once again, this show is for entertainment purposes only. We do not have an only fans, but we may start one somebody said they want to see some ugly feet, wasn't me? Well, joe is up because remember Joe said he got ugly feet, I just had just regular feet.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4I got one toe. That's best. We didn't want to hear that.
Speaker 1We're talking about that. This ain't everybody. Share your feet. Let's hear about your toes.
Speaker 4No, you don't want to know. I asked you that was it that was it Just you?
Speaker 1I don't give a fuck about these niggas' feet. I don't give a fuck about these niggas' feet.
Speaker 4Niggas, you don't care about my feet. Just one toe. Just one black toe. I don't want to hear that shit All my life. That's dead ass shit. I don't care about that, All my life.
Speaker 2I've been walking. Don't nobody care about your dead teeth or your dead toes.
Speaker 4You ever seen a female with a black tooth?
Speaker 2Yes, oh yeah, not tooth, tooth, tooth.
Speaker 1Yeah, black tooth, that shit makes me sad, it does, it hurts me it does.
Speaker 2Especially when it's up in the front.
Speaker 4Nah it's usually in the back and they get the cackling and you can see, that shit you can see that shit way back there yeah. Ooh, I've have seen that actually.
Speaker 2Like them nerds. They don't have no nerve in them In elementary school. Yeah, no, that's what I'm thinking about too. That's crazy. If you got that as an adult boy.
Speaker 3Nigga. How did we go there?
Speaker 2That's so crazy, hey, you know. Hey, we just talk about random stuff. I know I'm just like. This nigga took me all the way back to elementary.
Speaker 1Let Let me think I ain't never seen that, but I see if he was a rotten T.
Speaker 2Hey, real quick. I'm going to bring two names up periodically. Today I'm going to talk about Celeste and Patty.
Speaker 3Now, I know them from work and or these streets, celeste.
Speaker 2Working with these streets. It was fun working with her because she's moving on to greener pastures Congratulations.
Speaker 3Celeste, To become blessings unto you a po-po, Pew, pew, pew. So guess what I told her?
Speaker 2that we gonna say what we think about the police After police Coming straight from the. So anyway, this is for Celeste and Patty. Shout out to y'all. Shout out to Celeste and Patty. I told y'all I was going to talk about y'all and I'm going to bring something else up later in the show.
Speaker 4That's a sign of the police.
Shout-outs to Celeste and Patty
Speaker 1Whoop, whoop yeah. Hey I might want to meet this. Celeste, I got a thing for a girl and you for a girl. Shout out to Carol.
Speaker 2Remember what they said Whoop, whoop, do it twice. Whoop, whoop. See, we know about the police, celeste and your homegirl Patty. They both going to be police?
Speaker 3No, just Celeste, just Celeste. But One of them got nuts, and I didn't mean that in a bad way, I'm just saying you know the nuts to be the police Cause I couldn't do it. How old is she? I definitely couldn't do it, do you know?
Speaker 4Don't put that on the.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4Don't be putting her shit out. Why not? Cause I wanna know what?
Speaker 2She's under 25. At what age do you?
Speaker 4decide to become police she under 25.
Speaker 2She's in her 20s Career move.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's a career move.
Speaker 1Hey man, I seen it I almost went I almost went, then I was like how old I am.
Speaker 4I ain't trying to chase nobody down. Yeah, I wouldn't chase nobody down, I'd just throw the nightstick at them.
Speaker 1Hey slow down.
Speaker 4You ever been tased In honor of Celeste and Patty.
Speaker 2We're going to talk about becoming a policeman or a policewoman, Because this is what I told them I love cop shows.
Speaker 1Now I've said this before.
Speaker 3This is well known information.
Speaker 2That I think. In my mind I think I was a cop. I mean, I watch all the shows that come on, but I love watching SWAT. I'm a member, like every time I watch the show. I got the day off. That's why y'all don't watch all the shows that come on, but I love watching SWAT. See, I'm a member, like every time I watch the show.
Speaker 4I got the day off.
Speaker 2That's why y'all don't ever see me on the episode.
Speaker 1And like Shamar Moore is my stunt double.
Speaker 4What's the greatest police show, chips.
Speaker 2Chips. Yes, I'm going way back to Chips. I'm trying to think I can go. I can go to what Adam? I think Adam 12. I got Kojak Kojak.
Speaker 4Good Ironside. I like the NYPD. Now I'm going to tell y'all Right now.
Speaker 2My pop going to call me and this nigga going to name Like 20 cop shows. I told him like Listen, you know when we doing the podcast. We just don't. You know when you got time, when people talking about stuff and they got time to think of it, and then they just name stuff off. Yeah, I'm like dude. We just spitting stuff off, just like random.
Speaker 3I tell you what I like from way back. It was Starsky and Hutch.
Speaker 1I love that shit.
Speaker 2Hey, would you have sex with a cop?
Speaker 3Hell yeah, you already know, I thought it. There's a girl in uniform, nigga, didn't you listen to me?
Speaker 4earlier. He did just say that. Did he Maybe two minutes ago.
Speaker 2But wouldn't she work for Centos? I don't give a fuck who she work for they wear a uniform.
Speaker 1I'm tearing up, not Centos.
Speaker 3Y' Get you a rug.
Speaker 2Wow, hey, she can have A cleaning uniform on. She got a rug on that. I ain't gonna say it, cause we got a woman New York.
Speaker 4Undercover, that's mine.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, nah, nah, what's the other one? I just said that too, though I thought you said NYPD Blue.
Speaker 2He said NYPD Blue what that's your favorite New York Undercover.
Speaker 4Well, shit, I meant New York Undercover. My, bad, I did say NYPD.
Speaker 3What's the one that come on and go? You talking about Law Order? Yeah, law Order, that's mine. I like Law Order.
Speaker 4It's like 27 different variations.
Speaker 2I know man Hawaii Five-0. They all good though.
Speaker 5Criminal Minds was my number one.
Speaker 3I used to wake up in the morning and want to be.
Speaker 5He's a night two man, it's 4.30.
Speaker 4Yeah, he was Waking up to Law Order.
Speaker 3Man, it was a Law Order chapter.
Speaker 4I didn't know anybody who was excited to watch Law Order.
Speaker 3Until I started seeing them all. Then I was like I've seen this one before, I've seen this one before. Then I quit watching it.
Speaker 4Which one was Ice-T in? He's in SVU yeah.
Speaker 3Is it just SVU? It's just SVU. Law and order SVU.
Speaker 4I know they did and this might be like Criminal Minds, but I know they did. Criminal Intent when they put the POV from the criminal, so they had five different law and orders. Law and order SVU Criminal Intent. There's a new one out.
Speaker 3Is it yeah, the one.
Speaker 4I watch now is Cold yeah.
Speaker 2And like the one I watched now was the.
Speaker 3Cold Case. I love Cold Case. Now no she said Criminal Minds.
Speaker 4Oh, you know well. No, I guess those were what is the oh God Murder was the case CSI, I used to love CSI.
Top Cop Shows Game
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2We about to play a game. Uh-oh, now listen. You know, on Johnny's house they got this game called the List. They play it every Friday. Now, the only reason we doing this is because we talk about cop shows. Okay, so y'all go ahead and talk amongst yourselves.
Speaker 4I'm going to find one Damn. I was really thinking New York Undercover when I said NYPD. Yeah, nypd Blue was good too.
Speaker 5I used to re-watch all that stuff because we didn't have cable, we just had ION Television.
Speaker 4ION plays the cuts. Ion Television they play the hits it was everything. They play the shit out of Touched by an Angel too, andy Griffin.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh yeah, I used to watch that too, andy.
Speaker 1Griffin.
Speaker 3Hell Rifleman was a cop. He was a share. My mama watched it, which?
Speaker 4one of y'all said that you didn't like MASH. I know it's not Cop Book. Oh me. Oh, mash was a show. Hey man, I watch it now.
Speaker 3And I get the stuff that they talking about, but when?
Speaker 2I was little.
Speaker 3I was like my mom didn't watch it, so every time I came in I went back outside.
Speaker 4I was like oh man. Now when MASH. When MASH came on that on. That was bedtime, right there.
Speaker 1That's when TV wasn't fun, no more.
Speaker 4Yeah, 9 o'clock. You know it couldn't come on before 9 because it has a suggestive language in it. Oh yeah, they did used to have that. They masked it on Certain times of the day or the evening certain TV shows couldn't be on.
Speaker 2So when movies came on, were y'all allowed to watch rated R movies as kids?
Speaker 3Hell, nah, I couldn't even watch Porky's, and that didn't even have nothing dirty in it.
Speaker 5Man, yes I couldn't even watch PG-13.
Speaker 4I remember going to the movies.
Speaker 5My mom was crazy, so I remember going religious.
Speaker 3No, just crazy, no, no, just batshit crazy.
Speaker 4Not religious, crazy, just crazy.
Speaker 5Just crazy.
Speaker 4Did she hear voices crazy? She wasn't Carrie's mom crazy. Was she Carrie's mom crazy?
Speaker 2They're all going to laugh at you.
Speaker 4They're all going to laugh at you. Shout out to Carrie. I remember going to the movies. My mom, my dad took us to see Fatal Attraction what.
Speaker 3Hell yeah, your dad took you.
Speaker 4Man to see Fatal Attraction what?
Speaker 2Mm-mm. Hell yeah, your dad took you, man, my parents, yeah, and your mom.
Speaker 3I know we had that VHS tape in the house. How old were you? I can't remember 12? Man, I don't know you old enough.
Speaker 4I don't know how many times I done watched that movie.
Speaker 3Man that shit Fire.
Speaker 4Boy oh boy.
Speaker 2What's that?
Speaker 4Fatal Attraction. Oh yeah, sharon Stone, yeah.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3What about, maybe one of white girls?
Speaker 4Snow Bunnies. Hey, nah, mine was Michelle Pfeiffer. Yeah, when she played Catwoman.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 4That's your white woman crush, Nah that was my first boner, for sure. And then it was Fatal Attraction, he said ooh, mama.
Speaker 2What's this feeling? I got down there. Something is going wrong.
Speaker 1Something's going on.
Speaker 4I'm feeling a table sensation.
Speaker 2We might be bad influences. Why are we bad?
Speaker 4influences. No, I was saying reverting back to what you were saying about us two weeks ago, when you was talking about us.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, I told you they are a bad influence. He might be right and they got bad mouths, especially Joe.
Speaker 3I'm keeping it clean today.
Speaker 4Yeah, he's dressed in all white. And how's he dressed, jess? I mean he has to keep his golf length with him.
Speaker 1How's he keep his golf? You dressed Jess, I'm in.
Speaker 3I'm in.
Speaker 4Go. He has to get his golf, like with you. How's he take his golf, hey man Four? Golf clap everyone, golf clap, hey y'all.
Speaker 3I'm looking civilized. Would you like any Grey Poupon?
Speaker 4Come on, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2Hey, Steve probably got out in the Rolls Royce.
Speaker 4Hey, it's okay, Nah you clean, that's all good.
Speaker 3It was just a Mercedes.
Speaker 4Hey, it's warm out. You got to wear reflective clothing All right, y'all ready.
Speaker 2Yeah, let's do it. What's? The game Hold on. We need some game show music. Let me see some what you're not.
Speaker 1Some tapping. There you go, there you go, no, no, no, Dun dun, da-da-da-dun dun dun, because you know if you play it yourself.
Speaker 2Messed up the whole thing. You don't have to pay nobody. Okay, favorite TV game show? Then Remember Joker's Wild. Joker's Wild Let me see here. No Price is Right. Price is Right. Okay, I got something for you, Jeff. Family Feud is the best. Price is Right. Okay, I got something for you, Jeff.
Speaker 1I love, price is Right.
Speaker 2Price is Right is good. Yeah, that's the best. Have you seen old, old episodes of Family Feud when the guy kissed all the women? Oh my God, oh, all the women, old episodes he would be going to jail.
Speaker 4He'd be under the jail right now.
Speaker 3Before Steve Harvey, because Steve Harvey couldn't kiss his wife's head.
Speaker 4Huh, I was thinking that, and that's not necessarily a game show.
Speaker 5Whose line is it anyways?
Speaker 4But it's not really a game show.
Speaker 3But it's still kind of yeah, Wayne, Brady Drew carrying him. Yeah, it's kind of. Yeah, that was funny that was a good show too.
Speaker 4What's the one he's on now? Let's Make a Deal.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, he is on. Yeah, but I mean it's an older show.
Speaker 4And my mom actually loves that shit too.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't like that shit. I like Wayne Brady.
Speaker 2I know I like Wayne.
Speaker 3Brady, but I don't like the show you don't like. Let's Make a Deal.
Speaker 1No, no Price is right.
Speaker 4I like Vanna White ain't still doing it is she?
Speaker 3No, no, she sure is Really.
Speaker 1I thought she retired too, no, Vanna. White is still there. Yeah, Vanna White's still there.
Speaker 3And she got a pay raise. Yeah, oh damn, ryan Seacrest is there. Yeah, shout out to Vanna White. Vanna is still there, still looking good. She just touched the number. She can touch me.
Speaker 4She's a lot younger than I thought she'd be. How old is she? 68.
Speaker 2Oh, vanna White is 68?. Mm-hmm, you thought she was like in her 70s, huh, pushing 80 at least, but she looking good. Hey, what letter do you want her?
Speaker 4to touch. She is looking good.
Speaker 3Touch the T, touch the T.
Speaker 2How many Ds?
Speaker 3Touch the D.
Speaker 4I'd like to buy a vowel.
Speaker 3You want a vowel. Ah I, how many D's Touch the D I like to buy a vowel.
Speaker 5You want a vowel Ah, I'm going to move still.
Speaker 1We off the road, we off the road, you're safe over here.
Speaker 2See what you walked into. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4See, Superman hasn't been here for a minute?
Speaker 3I sure haven't. I haven't been here for a couple weeks, yeah, where you been. Yeah, I was out of town, man. You know my daughters daughters plural were graduating. Didn't even know the other one was graduating because, hold on, man, before you judge me, see, before judgment is passed, it's supposed to be a judgment free zone. Look, I'm a great dad. But she didn't tell me because her job was paying for it and she was just doing it like on the side, as you know.
Speaker 1Yeah and so she was like I it like on the side, as you know and so she was like I just graduate, when I graduate.
Speaker 3And then she ended up graduating at the same time that my other daughter was graduating, who was going to school to be a doctor? Well, a doctor, nurse, anesthetist damn.
Speaker 2I can't even spell that anesthesiologist anesthetist that's the that I know.
Speaker 3Anesthetist that's the proper title. I know because I did this shit.
Speaker 4Anesthetist, spell it, use it in a sentence.
Speaker 3A-N my daughter is now a clitesthetist Doctor. Nurse of anesthetist, of anesthetology.
Speaker 4That deserves a golf clap. So all you, yes, congratulations this black queen.
Speaker 3Has done her thing. And then my other daughter. She graduated, too, from University of Colorado, and her job was paying for it. That's why she didn't Really say nothing about it. She said I didn't say Nothing about it Because, you know, it was just classes I had to take, but it ended up being the equivalent of her master's degree with a dissertation in information technology. I was like God dang girl. Golf clap. Okay, girl, y'all go ahead, y'all competing, but y'all doing y'all thing. They'd already passed me up. I just quitted a bachelor's.
Speaker 2I'm cool.
Speaker 3Guess who's not a doctor, me, me neither I'm bowing there and we going to graduation.
Speaker 4I'm a doctor. Salute to you, sir, for doing what You're supposed to do. I'm a relationship doctor, they call me doctor of love.
Speaker 2I retired him for a while. He ain't been here in a couple years, having the kids do better than you. L-u-v Right, I know right, that's all I said Just do better than me so no, listen here.
Speaker 2Listen, here's the thing right here. It's fantastic. But I give advice, like shout out, to my man, kevin samuels. Oh, kevin, samuel, rip, oh yeah, rip, rip. Mr samuels, tell them the truth now. Anyway, back to my list. Y'all ready? We're gonna talk about the top. Everybody get two choices. You name a choice, I'll look it up. The top cop shows, top cop shows. Hey, now I'm telling y'all a few.
Speaker 2I looked at the list a few of them gonna be. Y'all gonna be thrown off. So we get two of them a piece. Y'all go around first and then I'll let you get a second one. No no, no See, you can't look.
Speaker 4No, I'm still looking at it.
Speaker 2No, you can't, that's cheap.
Speaker 4I'm still on Vanna White.
Speaker 5You asked me a question. Every single cop show I've ever seen leaves my memory.
Speaker 1So the top like of all time.
Speaker 4Yes, I'm trying to say Okay, so where we start that you want to start?
Speaker 5Yes, no, I don't even remember any cop show, just put a name out.
Speaker 1Just I'm gonna say Columbo Columbo.
Speaker 2Columbo is good.
Speaker 4Oh, the shield.
Speaker 2Okay, you know what? That's number 22. The Shield, oh yeah.
Speaker 4Out of how many 25.
Speaker 3Okay, all right, steve Yoga.
Speaker 4Matlock oh, I hated Matlock. You talk about a show I couldn't stand.
Speaker 1It was a lawyer show.
Speaker 3It was a lawyer slash cop show.
Speaker 4In the heat of the night. I hated that show too.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm just show. It was a lawyer slash cop show In the heat of the night. I hated that show too. Yeah, I'm just guessing, it had to go way back.
Speaker 5You already got two options.
Speaker 3I only got one.
Speaker 4You did two, he did one.
Speaker 3We're going around one.
Speaker 4You can do movies too. Okay, oh, now you want to do movies? Go ahead, jess, it's got to be the motherfucking.
Speaker 3What's your mccoy?
Speaker 5I'm telling you what's that one movie okay that is a lawyer show, though.
Speaker 3Yeah, it is low show.
Speaker 2Okay, I do a real hey, wait real quick I'm gonna listen, I'm gonna let y'all get more guesses, but look, I'm gonna let y'all know right now. Just think of cops period.
Speaker 4I got another one.
Speaker 2It might not be a straight cop show, but it might be a cop show. Okay, if you get what I'm saying, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 4I got you.
Speaker 2Hold on.
Speaker 4We ain't back around to you yet. You already lost your.
Speaker 5Oh man, I lost my time. I'm just going to go with the original cops. I liked cops.
Speaker 1I used to watch that all the time.
Speaker 4Okay, I completely forgot about Cops.
Speaker 1But I don't know if that's considered.
Speaker 4So Jess lost her time, just Jess lost her turn. Bad boys, bad boys.
Speaker 3How come she get another one and I don't get another one? That's messed up.
Speaker 4No we got to go back around. That's a double standard. We're going back around. Hey Steve, oh, he ain't even gone yet.
Speaker 2Hey, wait, which one did you say first, colombo?
Speaker 1is 20. Yeah, you said, the Shield is 22.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 4Yeah, the.
Speaker 2Shield is 22. Alright, i'ma go with.
Speaker 3It ain't your turn.
Speaker 4It ain't your turn yet. Who turn is it?
Speaker 3It's Bosco's turn. It's Jess turn. I got the list.
Speaker 5He's the one with the list.
Speaker 4That wouldn't make sense.
Speaker 5I'ma say yeah, you're right, it's your turn.
Speaker 4Miami Vice Ooh, that's a good one Miami Vice, that on here.
Speaker 3Oh, I got one too. Oh, what's it?
Speaker 1called.
Speaker 4No cheating.
Speaker 2I'm over here messing up. Miami Vice is number 10.
Speaker 5So you're in the lead right now. Alright, cool, cool.
Speaker 2So it don't have to be a TV show oh man, it could be a movie Training day.
Speaker 3Oh, that was my guess no Damn.
Speaker 4Training day.
Speaker 3Oh, that was my guess, motherfucker, that was my guess no. Ah, damn, that's two for me.
Speaker 1One for y'all. I got one fool.
Speaker 3National Lampoon's Vacation? That ain't no damn cop show. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, not the one. Police Academy.
Speaker 4Police Academy yeah.
Speaker 5Damn. I don't know if mine counts as a cop show.
Speaker 4Just spill it.
Speaker 5Psych. Y'all remember that I like Psych, I like Psych.
Speaker 4Is Psych on there.
Speaker 5That's more of a detective show, it's still a cop.
Speaker 2It's still a type of cop. One more guess and then I'll show y'all the list. Hold on, okay, so we going back around again I'm blanking now.
Speaker 4So what'd you say? I said Police Academy Training Day isn't on there. Damn, it should be, it should be. Oh, I got a movie.
Speaker 3Wait, your turn, go ahead, go ahead, okay.
Speaker 5It's not her, mine anyway. It's so cool I know, Mine's better than all yours.
Speaker 4The Wire, even if it's not on the list. That is a good guess. Is it on there? 25. Motherfucker, that's three for me. I'm on the list all three times. All right Shit.
Speaker 5Okay, that's usually not a good thing.
Speaker 4Right, all right. Damn Steve, damn Steve, over here cheating, put that damn phone down he does look a little Treacherous over there, don't he? Alright, nigga, stop looking at me, making me nervous. Come on, nigga, come on you got five seconds.
Speaker 1Five seconds Alright.
Speaker 4Shit.
Speaker 5I'm just kidding, damn, come on, spit it out, fuck it. I'm gonna just go NYPD blue. Yeah, that's all I was gonna say. That one, that's gotta All right, shit Damn.
Speaker 4Come on, spit it out, fuck it, I'm going to just go.
Speaker 5Nypd Blue yeah, that's all I was going to say, that one that's got to be on there.
Speaker 4It's got to be on there. That's got to be top 10. That's a big time show.
Speaker 2Number 13. Number 13. Okay.
Speaker 4I'm top 15.
Speaker 3All right, what was the movie's name where the cops were like rangers? It was like a funny movie, super.
Speaker 4Trooper, super Trooper.
Speaker 1I was thinking that too, I was thinking that too.
Speaker 3That ain't on there either. Nope, that's four for three man we're talking about best cop shows. Man, that was the best cop show man. That shit Was so hilarious.
Speaker 1I was thinking that too. Who was the show?
Speaker 4Oh, reno 9-1-1, reno 9-1-1, was that on there, yeah?
Speaker 3that one. Oh, that's not on there. Oh, dang man, I was saying, yeah, reno 9-1-1. You know, everybody had to see that. Alright, jess One more.
Speaker 4That shit was so funny you said we wouldn't guess it.
Speaker 5Oh well, it's not going to be a top 10. It's not even going to be a top 50.
Speaker 3It might be top 25.
Speaker 5Paul Blart, the mall cop Mitch Paul Blart the mall cop Don't even look at it.
Speaker 1You're right, that's like 501.
Speaker 5What type of girl you want to take to your mama house.
Speaker 4Let's go back to family food. I think you might be the only one, is it up there?
Speaker 3I told y'all, I told y'all, we're going to look at you like Steve Harvey would look at you, it's my top ten. Is it up there Just because it's your top ten. We asked 100 normal people. I don't dare. You got to think like a normal person. That's not possible, steve.
Speaker 5Oh, she said that's not possible, oh man.
Speaker 2You don't met me, so give us a Alright, we're gonna go Bottom to the top. I already got 25 25 is the wire, okay. 24 Hill Street Blues. Oh yeah, I already got 25. 25 is the Wire, okay. 24, hill Street.
Speaker 4Blues. Oh yeah, I would have probably guessed Blue Street before that 23 is Homicide, Life on the Street.
Speaker 2Yeah, 22 is the Shield.
Speaker 3Okay you said that one 21,.
Speaker 2Cagney and Lacey Okay, 20, columbo.
Speaker 3I got that one. Well, Starsky and Hutch can't be on there. They on there 19 Naked City. I don't remember that one.
Speaker 4Who. That must have been on HBO.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, it's from 1958 to 1963. Never mind, no wonder, southland. I used to watch Southland. Damn, I was thinking Modern too. Hey, listen, I'm going to tell you this Did you watch Southland? No, nobody watched Southland. Okay, I watched Badlands Story time I did too. You know Southland, they had an actor I forget Homeboy's name, you could probably look it up but his wife, I think his wife's name was April. She used to run, you know, like Masters Track or whatever they lived across the street from my dude.
Speaker 2I heard this story he murked his wife like right, like right across well, not right across the street, but they was like across the street and maybe like four houses, like if you looking out their front door, okay, they were maybe like five or six houses Like to the right and dude was on the shield too. Oh, was he on the show?
Speaker 4I don't know who you're talking about now the tall, dark-skinned dude, yep, yep, damn, he was a good actor man, and that man that's crazy as hell.
Speaker 3His wife must have cheated on him. He couldn't handle it. Man, I have no idea, just let her go.
Speaker 4I actually did hear that story.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, so 17 is Police Squad.
Speaker 3How you gonna tell me Police Academy ain't on there 16, True Detective.
Speaker 4Oh, that was gonna be my next one.
Speaker 2That was.
Speaker 4HBO, wasn't it.
Speaker 2Yeah, 15, barney Miller.
Speaker 3Oh, come on man, seriously, 14. Barney.
Speaker 2Miller Luther Luther.
Speaker 1I started watching Luther. I never finished it. I didn't know that was a cop show.
Speaker 4Yeah, he's a cop. I thought it was like supernatural type shit 13, because you're thinking of Lucifer, lucifer. That might be it. That's what they got. Yeah, yeah, but also Luke Cage.
Speaker 2When I thought Luther, I thought Luther Vandross Luke.
Speaker 4Cage is on one of them. Supernatural shows.
Speaker 3Oh is he. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2I watched that. Didn't somebody say NYPD Blue 13 Justified is 12.
Speaker 4Crime Story is 11.
Speaker 2Miami Vice is 10. Mod Squad is 9. 21 Jump Street 21.
Speaker 4Jump Street is 8.
Speaker 2Come on, man remember I said it could be a movie or a TV show.
Speaker 4Think about 21 Jump Street. Which one? No, this is the TV series. Okay, this is the TV series. Guaranteed, it was going to be the TV show.
Speaker 2Law and Order, of course.
Speaker 4SWAT, the SWAT and nobody.
Speaker 2The one from the 80s, and nobody said Swat yeah.
Speaker 4You didn't say it either.
Speaker 1I know, that's what I just said. Nobody said.
Speaker 2Swat, not the current one yeah, brooklyn, brooklyn, nine-nine oh.
Speaker 4Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Speaker 2I like Brooklyn Nine-Nine. That's funny.
Speaker 4Damn.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Brooklyn.
Speaker 1Nine Number three or number two, number five, number five Okay, sledgehammer was number four.
Speaker 2I don't remember. I remember Sledgehammer. I've never heard of that Kojak. He had that big gun.
Speaker 4I was thinking Kojak.
Speaker 2Starsky and Hutch was number three. See, you should have said it. I know, man, the Unusuals. Never heard of it. This is from 2009. 2009.
Speaker 3That's number two.
Speaker 2Is that the dudes? That and number one was Dragnet from 1967.
Speaker 3Oh, dragnet, yeah, I forgot that one.
Speaker 2They tried to redo that a little bit too, didn't they? I? Thought so Never heard of a lot of these I never heard of. I heard of Dragnet, yeah, but In the Heat of the Night wasn't in there huh, nope, damn In the Heat of the Night was not on here, hey. So there you go, right there.
Speaker 1That's our game time.
Speaker 2Actually, that list was on IMDb.
Speaker 4Wasn't that Kojak? Oh wow, okay, kojak with the black shoes, that's real movie nerds, hey, because what else I would have said too? I would have said the Equalizer, yeah, the Queen, latifah, no, the original, the original, but I don't think he wasn't a cop, though.
Speaker 2No, he was an ex yeah Military. He was like special forces or something.
Speaker 4I'm surprised none of the CSIs Was in there.
Speaker 3Ex CIA. That's what he was. Is Queen Latifah?
Speaker 4even a cop In the Equalizer series.
Speaker 3No, she got a cop friend oh.
Speaker 4She's like Clearly, I've never watched it, right? Oh, I watched that shit.
Speaker 3I watched that I like to see girls kick ass.
Speaker 4I heard it's getting canceled.
Speaker 3It might be, I'm just saying I watch it.
Speaker 4I see how he did that. How many seasons has it gotten you being positive and he just it's gone. Okay, it's gone.
Speaker 3Let it go. I mean, I heard it's getting canceled.
Speaker 1There's no more.
Speaker 4I mean, he is the player, haters ball.
Speaker 2You know what Hat show, you know what Haters gonna do.
Speaker 4Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. You know where that's from. You don't watch, you never. You watch Dave Chappelle's show. It is just called Chappelle's show, Not the just Chappelle's show. You got homework to do Missy. Every time she's on this show, y'all give her homework.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's why I'm like damn, we just gonna talk about the what's your name?
Speaker 4Let her be white, god damn it. Chappelle's show is classic.
Speaker 5I did last week's homework. Teachable moment.
Speaker 4So now you got homework for next week you got three seasons of Chappelle. So to watch. Let's talk about your last week's homework Transition go.
Speaker 5Sinners, it was good. I'm about to go watch it again tonight. I can't go tonight. I watch it twice.
Speaker 3I watch it twice. I go see that a third time.
Speaker 2That shit has layers, can you talk about it without talking about it, can you?
Speaker 4Can you do that? I mean the Statue of Limitations now, nah nah nah, still in the theaters, man, still in theaters.
Speaker 3You can't talk about it yet.
Speaker 2Hey, you like to ruin movies for people, huh, but I'm just saying it's been out for a month but it's not even streaming yet. It's still in the theaters. Hey, you gotta realize.
Speaker 4Everybody is not. Don't have money.
Speaker 2To go to the movies and stuff. So some people are waiting for it To stream.
Speaker 3I might go see it again. It's gonna be streaming this weekend.
Speaker 5I have one thing to say, and one thing only I would've been outside.
Speaker 1I would've been.
Speaker 5Out.
Speaker 3Oh, we know I would have ran out that door. Oh, to become one.
Speaker 2We know you would have been outside why I would have been out.
Speaker 3I would have been the first one. We know you would have been the first one, I'd be like you got me.
Speaker 5I'd be like, hey, hey, y'all going to? Let me back in.
Speaker 1I got to go pee.
Speaker 4Let me.
Speaker 3You do kind of look like I'm not giving nothing away. Man, what is?
Speaker 4that girl. She was beautiful. I'm going to say one thing.
Speaker 2That's Josh Allen's fiance.
Speaker 3One thing man, I'll break that family.
Speaker 2Who was the? He's going to go play tennis? Can you throw a ball 80, 90 yards, can you no?
Speaker 4I can't on john matt, hey with josh allen right with josh allen right now one thing I'm gonna say, and this isn't a spoiler. If you know vampire lore, you know this already. The dope thing that they did Was bring back the invitation.
Speaker 5Yeah, that was dope as hell, I love that Right Like a long time ago.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5Alright, yeah.
Speaker 4You know I helped to be invited, and that is all I'm going to say.
Speaker 3So that was funny man. It was a funny ass movie, but you loved the movie.
Speaker 4I loved it. Thank you for doing your homework. We appreciate it.
Speaker 5You get an A I'm going to watch it again.
Speaker 3I'm going to give you an A+. You watched it twice.
Speaker 5I'm going to watch it twice.
Speaker 3Okay, then we're giving you an A++ To watch it thrice, not a spoiler, but stay for the post-second.
Speaker 4Sounds like a spoiler to me.
Speaker 1Yes, not just the first after credit scene.
Speaker 2See, I only saw the first one.
Speaker 4Oh, you got to take him. You got to go do it again. You got to watch the game. I already know what it is.
Speaker 3What's the second one? You got to watch the whole thing.
Speaker 4Tell me what the second one is Wait, hold on.
Speaker 2I'm trying to think.
Speaker 4You got to watch the whole thing, it's just like the Avengers.
Speaker 2No, listen, when she told me when she came today, she was like I heard it before and somebody. I was like, hey, how many post-credit scenes was it? She said two.
Speaker 1I said damn Damn I missed one.
Speaker 2I saw the very first one. I didn't see the second one. Oh, the one where.
Speaker 3No, I did see the second one.
Speaker 2So you did watch he about to. He wants that dumbass hat. He want that dumbass hat. I didn't say he wants that shit. We were about to talk about something.
Speaker 3We gonna turn that upside down and just put it on his head.
Speaker 4I don't give a damn.
Speaker 2So I saw the first one, our lady. The second one I didn't see.
Speaker 4Jordan, fuck this thing up.
Speaker 2But I heard that you need to stay for two.
Speaker 4I know what it is now because she told me, and usually nowadays, the lights won't come up.
Speaker 3The lights don't come up until it's done. The lights weren't up. I stayed until all the lights came up and the credits was gone. Have you noticed that?
Speaker 4Ever since Marvel started putting hella scenes in their movies the lights just stop. They'll come on once everything is done, but before that, nah, they're not. All that movie taught me was to stay to the end.
Speaker 3Stay to the end, my friend hey.
Speaker 4Great movie. What's up?
Speaker 2It was good I saw Until Dawn.
Speaker 4Oh, you did. I didn't see that.
Speaker 2Okay, it's a video game movie. I'm so behind. Yeah, until Dawn.
Speaker 3I'm going to go see the Accountant tomorrow.
Speaker 2I know the game, but I haven't seen it. I didn't even know it was a video game, but I think I may want to buy it. The movie, no, the video game. But what I want to do, though I want to put the cheat codes in there they still got cheat codes, dude. If you just sit up here and Google, it'll pop up on YouTube. Yeah, they still got cheat codes bro.
Speaker 4I feel like video games, like movies that turn into video games, or games that turn into movies or shows, are really like the Last of Us. Y'all seen that? Yeah, uh-uh, it's good. Huh you rich. I don't have that it's good. So they turned that. It's a show on HBO, but it's based off of video games, which is why you rich. Yeah no, that's real good.
Speaker 5You just use other people's streaming platform.
Speaker 4I don't have rich friends. Jess, I'm sorry, just got to get a fire stick. I don't have HBO.
Speaker 2Get a fire stick?
Speaker 3Yeah, no we don't oh yeah, I forgot, and it's not HBO. Hey, just see me afterwards hey man have you seen Minecraft Speaking of that? No See, that was a good movie, man.
Speaker 2Did you go?
Speaker 3see it.
Speaker 2Yeah, I took the grandkids to go see it. See, I didn't want to go see it because I heard all the people throwing stuff.
Speaker 3Man them grandkids in there laughing and cracking up. All the kids was laughing, they throwing popcorn.
Superman's Daughters' Graduations
Speaker 2It's a certain point in the movie to where I guess everybody go crazy and then they start throwing popcorn and throwing stuff at the screen.
Speaker 4Is it part of the movie experience? Do you have to do this? No, you don't have to. No, you know me.
Speaker 3I'm an iron. I mean, okay, hold on, let me take it back, because I rule with an iron fist. You know me, I'm an iron. I mean, okay, hold on, let me take it back, because I rule with an iron thumb, iron fist. I was like sit your ass down, we don't operate like that. But our kids was in the back.
Speaker 2That's how you're supposed to talk to your kid, right?
Speaker 3Right, yeah, I got them all under control.
Speaker 2You look at him, but he don't want to.
Speaker 4I was like we don't participate in that and you say it Between your teeth Like this If you don't sit your Motherfucking nerves hey man, they saw the white of my eyes In that dark room.
Speaker 3Sit your ass down.
Speaker 4Hell yeah Damn. There really are Still cheat codes out there. That's dope.
Speaker 2So wait, so is it cheat codes For Until Dawn? Oh, I just, I just typed in Cheat.
Speaker 4Codes.
Speaker 2Man it's.
Speaker 3Cheat Codes for Madden. Come on, man, why you think.
Speaker 4I got a 99?.
Speaker 3I made myself a 99, 99, 99, 99.
Speaker 2Oh I made listen, I'm going to tell you right now.
Speaker 4Oh, I put Cheat Codes for GTA 5.
Speaker 2I've never lost a game. I won six Super Bowls.
Speaker 3He got six rings.
Speaker 2This is my seventh year. I've already broke Tom Brady's touchdown record. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1I don't care if I play on rookie, it's my game. Who cares Right?
Speaker 3Don't ask, that's good.
Speaker 4I remember when what you call it Xbox Live first came out and I got that shit, see, I was a little rich back then, not no more. I got that shit, see, I was a little rich back then, not no more. I got that shit, man. That shit was a whole new world that I did not want any more. Parts of People on the internet are fucking mean. Yeah, they are.
Speaker 2For real. Yeah, see, I don't even get on Damn, I don't play on the internet at all. That's because of that.
Speaker 4But see, that all started with the whole PC thing, like with Doom.
Speaker 5No what was that?
Speaker 4What's the?
Speaker 2other one Halo.
Speaker 4Call of Duty, Call of Duty All those games started coming out on PC and people was talking.
Speaker 3Hey, fucker, don't kill me.
Speaker 4Hey, when little kids be talking shit.
Speaker 3I'm going to fuck you up. They be talking so much shit, Hell yeah, I was like man, this little eight-year-old how this motherfucker going to get over here and just come shoot me in behind Like headshot, bam, like that.
Speaker 4And they're trying to teabag you, right.
Speaker 3I'm like, god damn, you're a badass kid. Yeah man, they bad.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, where they make their little character jump over your face. They do a little thing and be, like eh eh eh, eh, and they're making that sound too on the mic.
Speaker 2For real, they get you. They do that for real man they do that shit for real.
Speaker 4I know they do talk crazy. I heard yeah, Bad ass kids, man yeah.
Speaker 2And you know some of the people playing with, Playing with little kids, Right, and I heard sometimes too these little kids got bad mouths and be saying something oh, they be real bold and stuff Very bad.
Speaker 4Yeah, like I said, kids' balls ain't even dropped. Yet talking about some, suck my dick, that's crazy.
Speaker 3I remember one time I took Are you.
Speaker 4Why do you even know what that means? Little?
Speaker 2Timmy.
Speaker 4So my son was playing Fortnite or one of those games oh shit, or one of those games. I was like give me your headset, let me see what they're saying. I put it on. I'm like God damn it.
Speaker 1I was like oh, I was pledging his first.
Speaker 4I was like oh my.
Speaker 1God.
Speaker 2Oh my God, it's great when you make them start crying and their parents get on the mic.
Speaker 5They're like that's why you're fat too, you're talking to a seven year old.
Speaker 3I hope you're happy.
Speaker 4Why? Yes, I am.
Speaker 3Happy as hell, fuck you and that kid man, drop both of y'all in y'all head.
Speaker 2Hey, little Timmy needs to wash his mouth off with soap. You know it's bad too, because you can't see nobody, so that's almost like these thumb thugs that be sitting up here putting all their. You know these people that leave comments and do all that stuff. They're not even real people.
Speaker 4You really cannot go into a comment section on any kind of post without seeing some kind of argument.
Speaker 5Isn't that funny, though, to read.
Speaker 4I'm sitting there.
Speaker 5I'm like you're really arguing over this.
Speaker 4That shit gets tiring.
Speaker 5I don't even comment on anything.
Speaker 4I don't post on anything I don't comment on anything.
Speaker 3It's entertaining.
Speaker 4I've gotten in the habit of at least commenting to the person. You can ask the person to post the shit. Actually does see the comments, and if somebody responds to me I don't even bother to respond to them, but I just look at training shit anyway, which still somehow leads into a fucking argument.
Speaker 5Exactly. Well, everything leads into an argument hey man, hey man, you can't do box squats.
Speaker 3You can't do box squats without touching the box.
Speaker 2Your form is wrong, homie.
Speaker 4How much you bench, how much I bench, how much you bench, how much I bench, how much you bench. Nah, really, really, it does boil down to that bullshit.
Speaker 3I bench 125, nikki, what, what Pump your chest Post.
Speaker 4your physical fitness fits on.
Speaker 5Oh, I can bench.
Speaker 4How much you bench.
Speaker 5I can bench about 15 pounds, that's about what I get Good. I'm kidding Steve. Go home, Take your tennis outfit and get out.
Speaker 4Go find your doubles partner.
Speaker 3You're telling me to take my tennis racket off.
Speaker 2Yes, Take your pickleball tennis golf.
Speaker 1Oh shit that was a perfect weight.
Speaker 5Go sing in the choir somewhere else. How did you know that?
Speaker 3was a perfect weight 15 pounds. I'm sorry y'all, I sing in the choir somewhere else. How did you know? How did you know that was a perfect weight 15 pounds?
Speaker 5I'm sorry y'all, I set myself up for that one.
Speaker 4So did See. Welcome back, Super J. Your man is in the building.
Speaker 1And you know it See.
Speaker 5Can't take him nowhere man that was hard, not even hot you can't even leave him at home.
Speaker 4I'm surprised he didn't comment on your nails.
Speaker 5He did when he got in here. They feel nice.
Speaker 3I was there, I was there.
Speaker 1I told you man.
Speaker 3I was just coming from out there, I'm already feeling pumped. Wait, where did we?
Speaker 1end. What do we got here?
Speaker 4Oh my god, do you like long nails? Do I like long?
Speaker 3nails. No, I don't like to be scratched. I told you, man, you already know, man, I don't deal, I'm not good with I like what they do though.
Speaker 4Yeah, you know what I'm saying Digging your back, see?
Speaker 3I don't like that crap. I'll be like hey, hey, hey, what you doing.
Speaker 4There was. There were a few times.
Speaker 3Now I gotta tie you up the ribs were a little sore.
Speaker 4I'm like God damn Just taking my shirt off, hurt.
Speaker 3See no no.
Speaker 4I'll be the tighter ass up.
Speaker 3She still starts.
Speaker 1I do work now.
Speaker 3I whip up so quick, putting that hog tie.
Speaker 4She be like Damn you did that shit fast. What in the Boy Scout BDSM shit Is going on over there? Hog tie nobody.
Speaker 5He's like, and that that's what we call A three loop. What you know about that?
Speaker 3three loop not.
Speaker 4Oh shit, yes, sir, steve got his Eagle Scout badge.
Speaker 5I lost the key, but it's a rope.
Speaker 3He's like just pull it, just pull it.
Speaker 4Just chew through it, chew through that shit.
Speaker 1Oh my god.
Speaker 4Y'all are off the rails. You started it.
Speaker 5We're tied to the rails.
Speaker 1Whoa, whoa, whoa we.
Speaker 5Yeah, it's a group. I ain't going by myself.
Speaker 3I ain't letting you tie me up.
Speaker 1I'm not tying you somebody else up.
Speaker 3We all get tied. Man oh, man See what was I like.
Speaker 1Remember who was that on the On the railroad tracks all the time Do those police outfits? Come with rope.
Speaker 5Why would a police?
Speaker 4outfit. Come with rope. They come with handcuffs. What if?
Speaker 5it's like Indiana Jones they need rope for something.
Speaker 4Indiana Jones ain't a cop. Indiana Jones don't have a rope. Well, no, he's not, but he don't have rope.
Speaker 5What if they get in a situation?
Speaker 4What would they need a rope for?
Speaker 3They got handcuffs and a nightstick. No, I hate you so much Okay.
Speaker 5Goodbye.
Speaker 4Jess has left the building, no Come back.
Speaker 1Jess.
Speaker 3Come back, I'm just playing. You know, I'm just playing.
Speaker 2We got some upcoming movies to talk about. This has been the movie edition. Y'all know that's what we like to do, and I just saw a movie. I forgot Kerry Washington, oh, shadow Force. I forgot Kerry Washington, oh yeah, shadow.
Speaker 4Force. Yeah, that looks good. I know it's already out.
Speaker 2That came out this week, thunderbolts, is still out.
Speaker 3I think I'll wait for it.
Speaker 4Just came back to the table and gave the gas face to the.
Speaker 1Thunderbolts or.
Speaker 2Flight I agree, I heard Thunderbolts was actually good.
Speaker 4Now, bosco, you've gone on record to say You're not the harshest critic. I'm not, but guess what?
Speaker 2I'ma go see it and I will let y'all know.
Speaker 4He's probably Gonna say it was good.
Speaker 2Juliet and Romeo I don't know what it's about.
Speaker 4Is that the it's supposed? Is that the? Uh? Nevermind, let me not.
Speaker 3It's supposed to be the new Romeo and Juliet, so it's the.
Speaker 2Juliet and Romeo obviously sinners. That bitch, hey. But look here's one right here. It said clowns in the cornfield. I don't know if that's scary or not.
Speaker 4That sounds like y' that sounds like it, but guess what?
Speaker 2Y'all know we like to play trailers, so the feature trailer this week will be Clowns in the Cornfield. We just got to look at it. Everybody entertain themselves until I find it.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2Clowns in the.
Speaker 4Cornfield oh, I see it now. Okay, what about Rosario? That's a horror, huh.
Speaker 3What's Rosario about?
Speaker 4Coming to that Zephyr.
Speaker 3Weren't we talking about?
Speaker 4Rosario last week oh you were.
Speaker 2Here's the trailer, probably right after this advertisement.
Speaker 3This message is being brought to you by. What about?
Speaker 4Fight or Flight? Did we talk about it already?
Speaker 2Yeah, it is really cool.
Speaker 5Where did you get it from? I'm OG Kettle Springs baby. I got all kinds of stuff. Does it work? Og Kettle Springs.
Speaker 4Try it.
Speaker 3Pop goes, the Weezer goes, the Weezer goes, look out.
Speaker 5They're really big on tradition around here. Every year there's this parade where everyone gathers around a friend of Lot, friend of it's the clown on all the Bay Pen corn syrup labels.
Speaker 1He's practically local legend Smile, philly girl, you're about to become a sensation.
Speaker 5Be, careful who you hang out with. There's some real weirdos at this stop down hey, ginger, you okay. There's a psycho dressed up like Frendo trying to kill us. Call 911. Where's the button, jen? What is this? What is this? What kind of phone is this?
Speaker 2They got a rotary phone Hmm.
Speaker 4Oh shit, that came out today. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my.
Speaker 1God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 4Hey, I really like that slashes are coming back.
Speaker 3That looks good. I got one question. I just wonder Did the black dude die first?
Speaker 4No, they don't do that, no more. Oh, they don't.
Speaker 3He always survives. Now, Either he survives or he makes it to. Did the black dude die first? No, they don't do that no more.
Speaker 4Oh they don't, yeah, no, they don't have a black dude. He always survives. Now, either he survives or he makes it to the third act. Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 5They died at a mature age. I don't understand slashers, though, because like, why are you guys running away? I'm going to try to kill you back. You're going to try to kill me.
Speaker 4I will try to kill you back. You're a fighter. You got some hood in you, that's good.
Speaker 5That is seriously the question that comes to mind every time I watch Scream. I will kill you back.
Speaker 4You mean you're going to throw chainsaw at me? Why am I running from a motherfucker with a knife? No, me first. Or a chainsaw, or a chainsaw.
Speaker 3Like strengthen numbers. Motherfucker, you Don't run together, and he's going to pick us up one by one. That's like the gorilla.
Speaker 2Everybody pick up a pitchfork or a shovel or something. Fight back right. Hey, real quick. Just like we mentioned last week strength in numbers, not the gorilla. They said a gorilla can bench press 4,200 pounds.
Speaker 3Really Nigga A hundred men ain't going to do shit to that gorilla. He's going to fuck some gorillas up, I think it depends who the men are, unless they got weapons. I'm talking about hand-to-hand combat 4,200 pound hand-to-hand combat He'll rip some people apart.
Speaker 2One strike from a gorilla's hand could crush a human skull. Yeah, I agree, exactly so. 100 men, you gotta come out with waves.
Speaker 3Y'all all got to go at him at the same time?
Speaker 2No, you can't go. So are you going first? Hell, no.
Speaker 3Exactly, exactly.
Speaker 4So who going to go first? I'm going to be the ring leader. I'm like, all right, ready, attack, attack. This one dude broke it down really good. It's going to be like Kung Fu they got to wear them.
Speaker 2Those are the sacrificial lambs, cannon fodder. So basically you send the guys that's on death row or you send the guys that's in prison for life and like, if you make it past this, you make it past King Kong.
Speaker 3Nigga you free, you free. You said all the narcissists. No, we ain't talking about King Kong.
Speaker 5They all think they can kill him.
Speaker 4I know, but this is a silverback gorilla. What'd you say? We ain't talking about King Kong.
Speaker 3We talking about I know, but I'm just saying silverback gorilla, you might as well call his ass King Kong.
Speaker 4No or Harambe Nigga.
Speaker 3King Kong is Was nice I know, but I'm just saying 30 feet tall.
Speaker 4Hey, real talk.
Speaker 2Gorillas are actually peaceful creatures. Yeah, they have people going walking past them and everything yeah they be out there. It was like just, it's just like when you get by them you need to kneel, yeah, Like, get lower than them Like dogs, do you?
Speaker 3know how dogs turn over.
Speaker 2And then like Show their belly. Yeah, they won't mess with you or whatever. See, I told you my favorite species is gorillas and chimps, probably because I used to watch BJ and the Bear. If y'all don't know what it is, look it up.
Speaker 3But he had a pet monkey, bj in the title.
Speaker 4Oh my God, hey, getting back to these movies I got a movie recommendation for y'all. I'm done, since we, on the topic of slashers, bj in the bear, look it up.
Speaker 2I got one more scary movie too.
Speaker 4Y'all ever heard of this movie called In a Violent Nature? Y'all ever heard of this movie called In a Violent? Nature so it's a slasher told from the perspective of the killer. Oh is it. Yeah, no music, just ambient sound.
Speaker 3It's just him sneaking around.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's just him sneaking around Just murking everybody. Right, it's dope. What is it on?
Speaker 2That's cool, I know Shudder produced it Shout out to Shudder hey, because Shudder did. Yeah, I saw, that. You know, there's also a movie called Rosario.
Speaker 4That's what Steve was saying. It looks good In a Violent Nature, is on Hulu In a Violent Nature and, of course, Prime obviously.
Speaker 2Can you?
Speaker 4watch it for free on anything. You can probably watch it for free on YouTube, I mean Hulu.
Speaker 3You got Hulu.
Speaker 4I do have Hulu.
Speaker 2I got a friend who has Hulu, you got rich.
Speaker 4You got rich, friends, I got rich all of a sudden y'all. Man, you went from nothing.
Lakes, Water Fears and Dangers
Speaker 1I done. Came up y'all To Hulu, went from mopping the man you went from nothing I done came up.
Speaker 4Y'all. You went from nothing To Hulu, Went from mopping the floors to the fries.
Speaker 5Okay, but why is he wearing the outfit? Is so stupid? If you're going to be a killer, at least have a killer outfit Like why are you out here?
Speaker 4No pun intended people in ugly-ass overalls. You gotta be discreet and some Uggs. You ugly ass overalls, you gotta be discreet and some Uggs. You also gotta watch the movie to understand it.
Speaker 5I'm not even just talking about that. I'm talking about most of the movies. Why are you dressing up as a clown? What's the point?
Speaker 4Because clowns are scary.
Speaker 5I'd be scared of anybody who's trying to kill me.
Speaker 3I don't care what you're dressed in. You could be a homeless looking motherfucker.
Speaker 5That scares me more.
Speaker 3A normal person Like a normal looking person Would scare me more, I think.
Speaker 4Look raggedy and shit Than a clown.
Speaker 5Yes, because a clown. You're already on edge, You're already suspecting something You're already waiting for it. You're already like okay, so.
Speaker 3I'm going to keep my eyes on this person, but somebody who dresses up all normal and stuff you're not going to have your eyes on him.
Speaker 4It's a clown with evil eyes.
Speaker 1She has a point that's scary.
Speaker 4Bundy, what if it's a clown with?
Speaker 1a nice face clown. A what A nice face clown.
Speaker 4It's like it had an evil eye. You know like you look at it.
Speaker 5It had a lazy, did not focus.
Speaker 4Which one of us you gonna kill first?
Speaker 5Why am I talking to this damn clown?
Speaker 4Why are people afraid of clowns. Are you afraid of clowns? No, no, I'm not. Me neither Are you afraid of clowns. Nah, is your brother afraid of clowns? I don't think so, steve.
Speaker 2You hesitated. I'm not.
Speaker 4Wait, is it Ronald McDonald?
Speaker 3I'm just like it's a person dressed up with makeup.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Oh fuck him up.
Speaker 4No, it's people that, yeah, they're like, truly deathly afraid of clowns.
Speaker 2I remember as a kid going to a couple of birthday parties at McDonald's and Ronald McDonald was there and I remember a couple kids like crying. I didn't understand. You know we were young, I didn't understand. I'm like I didn't understand. You know we were young, I didn't understand. I'm like what the hell are they crying for? That's Ronald McDonald. I'm more afraid of the animatronics.
Speaker 5I was just about to say that you know, what I'm scared of is the animatronics. I cannot do that.
Speaker 2Like Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 5I cannot do Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 4Hey, who saw Five Nights at Freddy's.
Speaker 5I did no, but I know the game. I've seen people play it.
Speaker 4I've never seen it or played it, so I just know it was a horror game. I played that, but animatronics are my thing.
Speaker 5No, especially in water. No, in water we are so good, we are so good no.
Speaker 4Animatronics in water? Yeah, where at when?
Speaker 5Like they have some in, like they had the Jaws ride at Disney, whatever the hell oh, Universal For Universal.
Speaker 3yeah, she rich.
Speaker 1I've never been there, that's why.
Speaker 4I didn't know where it was. I've never even seen it. I've never even heard of it?
Speaker 5No, but I'm just not cool with things that are in water in general, but animatronics in water.
Speaker 4So you don't like water, you don't like to swim Do you swim I was a swimmer in high school.
Speaker 5Oh, so you swim like a guppy. I like water.
Speaker 3Yeah, I like water too.
Speaker 4Would you go on a submarine?
Speaker 5No.
Speaker 4You wouldn't go on a submarine.
Speaker 5No, absolutely the fuck no.
Speaker 4But you go on a boat, no.
Speaker 5I've been on a boat.
Speaker 3But you've been on a boat. That don't make sense then.
Speaker 5Not in the ocean.
Speaker 4Help me make sense. I know, help me make sense you love water, but you don't want to go on a boat.
Speaker 5I love water, but I don't like what's in open water. I like swimming, I like the pool, I like all that, but open water no.
Speaker 4Have you ever seen open water?
Speaker 5A couple times. Twice, is it any good? I?
Speaker 4don't know, I was little. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2You know it's a movie right, not messing with it, not going past my ankles.
Speaker 3We know that. We already know I got my feet wet.
Speaker 4We good, you will only see Bosco at the Lazy River.
Speaker 1See y'all there.
Speaker 4Maybe even a jacuzzi.
Speaker 3Where he can stand up and the water don't go past his knees at wall waves.
Speaker 4That's it. What is this? The splash pool.
Speaker 2With the little kids, like I'll be right there.
Speaker 4I'll be right there. Hey, it's all done.
Speaker 3Boom. Little kids Push all the kids out the way, Absolutely.
Speaker 1It's coming back around, absolutely.
Speaker 2Would you go in the wave pool? Yeah, I used to always go in Geogolay. Listen, I don't like the ocean. How?
Speaker 4about lake, so you go in a lake.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4I'm not going deep. No, what I'm saying, I'm not going past my ankles.
Speaker 3You guys have not seen River Monsters.
Speaker 5Catfish as big as me.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm definitely not going in the lake Nope.
Speaker 2Hey, do you know? Lake Erie kills people. Any water. Google Lake Erie. Any water I can't see the bottom Lake, pleasant kill people.
Speaker 3I'm not going Lake Pleasant kill people If I can't see the bottom. Lake Pleasant kill people.
Speaker 2People go missing all the time up there, tell them how them Great Lakes are when we from.
Speaker 3Oh man, we don't fucking around in them. Great.
Speaker 2Lakes Like Superior and Lake.
Speaker 3Michigan.
Speaker 2Lake Erie, oh man. Damn damn lakes. If you in Lake Erie. I'm telling you because when you think of lake, you probably think of like Roosevelt.
Speaker 3This is a big ass ocean lake.
Speaker 2No it looks like yeah exactly, it's an ocean lake. You don't see the other side, you sure don't? It goes to.
Speaker 4Canada 21 deaths per year. Easy Lake, erie, easy.
Speaker 3Hey, I'd be one of them. That'd be the news.
Speaker 2Hey, we got a missing Missing swimmer.
Speaker 3He jumped in to swim.
Speaker 2He used to kill many people back in the day, damn Mason, and then they used to have clubs like right on the water. So you know people used to sit up here and get tipsy. Yep Fall in or drive their boat up to the club trying to fall.
Speaker 3And he's a good swimmer, he's on the swim team. I don't know where he went, yeah.
Speaker 1But you.
Speaker 3Lake.
Speaker 4Mead. Exactly, I did make the mistake Lake.
Speaker 5Mead it says Lake Mead, with 317 deaths recorded from 2007 to 2024. Wow, 317.
Speaker 4Damn.
Speaker 5Where is?
Speaker 3Lake Mead, that's right up there.
Speaker 4Well, people do stupid shit in.
Speaker 3Lake.
Speaker 4Mead.
Speaker 2They be drinking on the boats and falling out.
Speaker 4It still counts as a death at the lake, it does still count, no matter what happens.
Speaker 3They be drinking on the boats and falling out, it still count as a death at the lake. It does no matter what happens. They go searching for the body and they don't find it. That's four hours away?
Speaker 4Yeah, because they be drinking and falling out. Yeah, where they go, then, that's where they going towards to Vegas, where they going to search for the body and it's gone, yeah.
Speaker 3Is it the bottom of the lake?
Speaker 4No, that don't make sense, bro. There's some curtain when you get your undertow. Once you get in the undertow, underneath the belly of the lake, about seven feet down, uh huh.
Speaker 3It's a curtain, it's a curtain. And then there's seaweed. And then there's fish, and there's some big ass fish down there and that's what people get caught up in, yup. And then there's big ass alligators, you know they've been finding.
Speaker 2A few people and like barrels, exactly From like the 80s From the 80s, like the 60s, the 70s and 80s.
Speaker 3Because the water levels went down, yeah, and they found all the barrels and they've been finding bodies, like when you're wearing cement shoes. That is a cement shoe. Yeah, that barrel and a barrel.
Speaker 2Yeah, that barrel they throw.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's crazy y'all.
Speaker 3All the mafia stuff.
Speaker 2Y'all want to know what other you ain't heard it from me, because I ain't the one to gossip what other?
Speaker 4movie I watched recently that I used to watch in my childhood. Y'all ever heard of the Shadow? The Shadow, yeah, scary show. No, it ain't scary, it's one of them failed hero movies. The Shadow, what that sound familiar, but Alec Baldwin was in it. Was he the shadow? He was the shadow, alec Baldwin. Spoiler alert.
Speaker 3Alec Baldwin was the shadow. No, I didn't see that movie.
Speaker 4No, it was good. Yeah, it had the grave misfortune of coming out at the same time as the Lion King.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, okay, yeah, I think it was Batman.
Speaker 4Let me see, I think Star Wars or some shit.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 4So it got washed in the box office.
Speaker 2Speaking of other superhero movies, who remember Darkwing Duck?
Speaker 4Hell yeah, I was thinking about that when I saw that Darkwing. Duck I watched Darkwing Duck 2.
Speaker 1Good movies Darkwing.
Speaker 4Duck Classic. Hey, shout out to YouTube For having that shit on YouTube Free.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, I love Darkwing.
Speaker 4Yeah, oh, that's Disney Plus, okay.
Speaker 1But you gotta be rich To have that. We'd like to thank everybody For listening.
Speaker 2To another week. We gave you all Our movie recommendations.
Speaker 4These people better start paying us for these movie recommendations.
Speaker 2Shout out to Patty and Celeste. Again, patty and Celeste Shout out.
Speaker 4Shout out to the OGs we got an.
Speaker 1American.
Speaker 2Pope.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2That's crazy.
Speaker 4He's from Chi-Town. Why is that crazy? The wind is the first.
Speaker 3First American.
Speaker 4First.
Speaker 3American.
Speaker 5Joe, I miss you. I had to drink alone. This was really sad.
Speaker 3That's bullshit. I told her I would drink with her, see.
Speaker 5But you didn't bring anything. Oh, I was supposed to bring it?
Speaker 3I thought we were supposed to bring stuff together. I ain't bring nothing.
Speaker 2Next week, though we back we gonna load up on bottles, we'll take donations and then obviously, what did you drink? She didn't drink nothing. What's in there?
Speaker 4what's in there? Truly, that's Kool-Aid. She had Kool-Aid in there. I ain't. Oh, truly, oh, okay, that's because, joey here.
Speaker 3She got Kool-Aid in there. Man, hey, tell him.
Speaker 2How they ain't going to do nothing, but then they talking, huh, I guess they who.
Speaker 3Who's they nigga you?
Speaker 2know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3The drinkers, oh, okay, the people that talk about she ain't drinking. I stopped drinking yesterday. I only got a competition. This weekend I stopped drinking yesterday I only got a competition this weekend. I am always drinking. You will not hear that from me. What competition you got Strength training, competition Strength in numbers.
Speaker 4Listen, I changed my life last night. I stopped drinking. He is 16 hours sober, y'all. Okay, he is 10 minutes sober. Hold on, hold on. I still didn't go see the accountant too.
Speaker 2Me couldn't even do the back he was only trying to do the back Hold on, hold on hold on.
Speaker 4I still need to go see the accountant too, me too. Oh yeah, hopefully I got some good shit to tell y'all.
Final Movie Recommendations and Closing
Speaker 2I want to see clowns Me goes, dude, I'm going to spend one day, I'm just going to go and keep going back for refills and watch all these movies.
Speaker 4I was going to do that last week, so I can get caught up. I know Can they catch you at the movie theaters. Now Jump in the theaters. Yeah yeah, they got you, because they got assigned seating now. Yeah, ah, that's right.
Speaker 3You just got to poke your head in the door. You got to sit in the front, because don't nobody sit in the front?
Speaker 4Yeah, Because the person comes in, because every movie someone comes in there, so they'll come and tap on you and be like let me see your ticket. No, I saw somebody get escorted down.
Speaker 5You know what, If you just go in a wheelchair, they ain't going to make you leave. You'll be like what do you mean? I paid for the seat. Are you saying that I can't sit here?
Speaker 4Wow, let her be.
Speaker 2Roll your ass out All right. Jess is out of control.
Speaker 4Take care Out of the wheelchair you still in Jess Well, but that's a good idea. Hey, wait till you get outside and get out and walk your wheelchair to your car. That's an expensive ass idea to walk into a $20 movie. Wait till you get outside and stand up you know, what I don't need this shit anyway, and just leave the wheelchair.
Speaker 2That movie fixed me alright, everybody peace.