Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Ever wondered what you'd actually do with a multi-million dollar lottery win? The Nobody's Talking crew gets brutally honest about Powerball dreams in this no-holds-barred episode. Forget fantasy mansions—Bosco makes the surprising case for choosing the annuity option over the lump sum, breaking down exactly how he'd budget his newfound millions with surprising restraint. Meanwhile, Jess has everyone laughing (and thinking) when she admits all she wants is enough money to buy name-brand cola instead of store brand.
The conversation takes a darker turn when the topic shifts to Tory Lanez being stabbed fourteen times in prison by a lifer with "nothing to lose." The crew debates prison culture, notoriety, and the complicated nature of fame behind bars, with Alabama Joe and Christian offering surprising insights about the nature of violence and consequences.
Parenting philosophies clash when the hosts tackle the question: at what age should kids start contributing to the household? This evolves into a passionate debate about responsibility, enabling behaviors, and where to draw the line with adult children still living at home. The raw, unfiltered perspectives might have you questioning your own family dynamics.
Between serious moments, the episode delivers belly laughs with discussions about Hot Pocket preferences, movie recommendations, and the culture shock of hearing certain words on network television. The chemistry between hosts creates that rare podcast magic that feels like you're sitting around with friends who aren't afraid to say exactly what they think.
Ready for a podcast that doesn't tiptoe around touchy subjects? Grab your drink of choice (Crown Apple gets plenty of mentions) and join us for an hour of authentic conversation that might just change your perspective—or at least make you laugh out loud.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Episode Introduction
Speaker 1I think I'm drinking. I'm just going to hold it in my hand.
Speaker 2We're back With an extra mic. Hey, if y'all hear me eating, I'm eating on an apple. He said you've been in the weight room, right? God damn, really, man, really. This episode is brought to you by Crown, apple, Royal Crown, apple, royal Crown, royal Apple, dr Pepper, blackberry, blackberry like the old folks. Royal Crown Apple because we like black cherry Monster.
Speaker 3Energy Ultra Peach Peachy King.
Speaker 2Swedish Fish, the San Francisco 49ers, yeah, starbucks, dracula Nails, byl Fitness and Training, byl Fitness and Training and AKA. This is live from the Dungeon Studios. See, y'all didn't know we just moved into some new studios Now I'm lying. Anyway, it's called Dungeon Studios. That's who's supporting this podcast and we got an extra mic. We used to share the mic a little bit. You know y'all freaky girls out there, you still like to share the same danglings with you, nasty we didn't came into some beaches, we didn't came into all right now I'm just messing with y'all.
Speaker 4I'm sorry, I apologize anyway, he meant that shit welcome to the nobody's talking podcast.
Speaker 2We are here. I'm your boy, bosco pearson, aka the chocolate boy wonder. Well, actually, the Bosco Pearson. Aka the Chocolate Boy Wonder. Well, actually, the Chocolate Old man Wonder. Aka Chocolate Dreams, aka Chocolate Chalk Chalk, dark Chalk Chalk. All right, I'm sorry, go ahead to my left. You know who it is. It's Rod a chalk, all right.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, Go ahead To my left. You know who it is. It's Rod aka Wonder Twin Power.
Speaker 2Oh, and also the show was brought to you by Apple. I got it at Walmart, it's not a turn anymore.
Speaker 1What type?
Speaker 2of apple. Is it A red apple?
Speaker 3Red delicious. And to my left, I'm just a special guest appearing today. This is J-Rock, aka one of the twin number two.
Speaker 4That's our manager. That's what I'm talking about. I like it.
Speaker 3To his left.
Speaker 4That's right, the one and only Alabama, joe baby, alabama Joe.
Speaker 2That's right, baby. You know people say that Alabama Joe has to talk into the mic. That's right, baby. And you know people say that Alabama.
Speaker 4Joe has to talk into the mic. That's our feedback. Really, I gotta talk into the mic, okay. Big love to the microphone. Can you hear?
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Speaker 2me now. Yeah, like you suck titties, I'm an ass man. Well, never mind, I ain't gonna put you out there like that, just being real man. Well, okay, you suck ass then I seen the best Fucking hat today.
Speaker 4You ain't gonna pass it. I'm gonna pass it, but I gotta share this.
Speaker 2Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4It said the bigger the fupa, the better the chalupa, so retarded.
Speaker 1And to my left.
Speaker 3Finally I get to speak. Goddamn, you know, I wait to the intro until I start talking. Anyway, this be the one they call Christian and sitting to my left. It's just Jess, just Jess Now we just Jess, just Jess, now we're all here, jess, now we are all here, just.
Speaker 6Jess.
Speaker 2We are all here. We're missing one.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, we're missing. Oh, you know, he's always here in spirit.
Speaker 2Hey, he's jumping tall buildings. How do they say it Jumping tall?
Speaker 3buildings Leaping tall buildings how do they say it? Jumping tall buildings Leaping tall buildings with a single bound. With a single bound. Catching bullets with his teeth. Wait no, Catching bullets with his teeth Faster than a locomotive. Okay yeah, I thought it was faster than a locomotive.
Speaker 2Hey, just think if you was faster than a speeding bullet.
Speaker 4Faster than a speeding bullet.
Speaker 3It's faster than a Flash. Yeah, speed and Bullet. Faster than Speed and Bullet.
Speaker 2It's faster than the Flash. Yeah, who's faster Flash?
Speaker 4or Superman Flash.
Speaker 3Superman, it's Superman.
Speaker 2Flash Okay so why you say Flash.
Speaker 4Because Flash goes back in time bro.
Speaker 3Oh, that's true, that is true.
Speaker 4Superman can't go that fast, except for the time when Lord Lane got killed. Other than that, I was going to ask the same, except for the time when Lord Lane got killed in that movie, but other than that he was flying around the world.
Speaker 3He wasn't running. There's a new Superman coming out.
Speaker 4You seen the trailer yeah, I seen that shit. It looks weird it does, though. They need to come on and catch up with Marvel man.
Speaker 2They they can't do it, huh they won't ever be able to.
Speaker 4I don't think they'll ever catch you.
Speaker 2Well, we got some interesting stuff to talk about. We're going to talk about Diddy's Tootsie Roll.
Speaker 4Okay, what.
Speaker 2I don't know. Some girl said it was this size. It looked like a Tootsie Roll, diddy's Tootsie Roll. That's why you had to pay for people to come to. Cassie Allegedly Well, actually it ain't allegedly, because the chick said it in court and you know we don't fact check.
Speaker 3I only heard it on the street, and you know I don't pay attention to shit, so y'all going to have to fill me in.
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 3Oh you talking about the trial.
Speaker 2Yeah, the girl said his thing was like a tootsie roll. I mean, we ain't here to talk about thangs. Now why was that important in court?
Speaker 4I don't hate for motherfuckers to say that shit.
Speaker 2No, I know they done with you.
Speaker 4I don't understand they ain't say that shit when you popping that thang.
Speaker 3I want to know how Cassie's you sound real defensive right now. Cassie's husband. I'm not ashamed of my shit up. I eat it up.
Speaker 1That don't make no difference either way, she gonna get there. Huh, I'll do both.
Speaker 3You know, you beat it up, beat it up and eat it up man, why are you pushing through all types of headboards? Are you bragging just saying, not bragging, just stating facts?
Speaker 2hey boy, what's?
Speaker 3your safe word what is my safe word? Oh yeah, don't stop. That's not a good one, bro.
Speaker 4What is my safe word? Oh yeah, Don't stop. That's not a good one bro, Uh-oh.
Speaker 3Just so you know, just Jess, mine's bananas. Why do I need to know that? That's pertinent information. Why did?
Speaker 4you single me out for that. These niggas don't need to know.
Speaker 6Just so you know.
Speaker 3These motherfuckers don't need to know. When Christian was like I do both. When Christian was like, I do both. Just Jess gave him that side eye Like oh okay, I saw it, I seen it, don't try to deny it. We doing storylines now On the Nobody's Talking Podcast.
Speaker 2Hey, we can role play. People been wondering Like hey, we hear a lot of shuffling in the background. I'm like, hey, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what you're hearing.
Speaker 4It might be your air conditioning. You said it's the gummies. Yeah, it's the gummies, oh yeah.
Speaker 2How's everybody's week been Good? I got a powerball. I don't know if I should call it an epiphany or I had to change your heart with powerball, you know?
Speaker 6no, I wish I took it on accident.
Speaker 2You know, we know how every now and again we talk about Powerball we ain't talked about it in a minute, and we always talk about oh, give me the money, give me the money. I'm taking the payments. I finally had to change your heart. Give me the annuity, and I'm not doing absolutely nothing. I'm not. It depends on what it is. I don't care what it is.
Speaker 3I didn't know. It took the annuity. I'm sorry.
Speaker 230 years of guaranteed money, dude, I'm just going to yeah and I'm not going to do anything. You're not going to be like, oh you know, we got this land to invest in. What do I care about this land?
Speaker 4for when I'm gone, I don't care. You're going to take the lump soon. No, I'm taking the annuity. You're going to take the $20 million for 20 years or whatever it is, I don't blame you. I do that too.
Speaker 2I'm just going to chill.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Like dude, come on $12 million. I think we're all wise.
Speaker 4You're taking $20 million a year. That's what a year I mean, because you're going from like that's what you get. Just say I'm going to go from $20,000 a year to $20 million.
Speaker 2Right, exactly, so that's the thing. So if I'm sitting up here, all I got to do is take $20 million $20,000,.
Speaker 4Put it to the side and then blow the rest of it.
Speaker 3So we're about to do the math check right now okay, and you know, he's a smart, rich, nigga. So we got to listen. Smart, not rich Nigga. You rich, you got the new mic.
Speaker 6Rich.
Speaker 3Hey man, it's a nice mic and the headphone splitter.
Speaker 6It is a nice mic.
Speaker 2It is a nice mic Are y'all sharing mics right now?
Speaker 3Nope. We done got out the ghetto, we done moved up. Y'all ain't sharing mics, no more. Y'all better thank your daddy. It's pretty much what he's saying, huh.
Speaker 1It's pretty much what he's saying Before we cheek to cheek on a mic hoping your breath don't stink.
Speaker 3Come on Now listen. I done invested. We moved on up from, you know, to the east side.
Speaker 2So we finally got a piece of that pie, exactly, and it tastes so good. See, jess wasn't here for the card table. Nope, she came when it got.
Speaker 4Good, this is stable, you ain't got to wait for me to come around when the niggas get home dinner.
Speaker 2No, I'm sorry, white, I'm just messing around.
Speaker 4That's angry brother.
Speaker 1Hey, y'all know this just here to entertain Smart brother.
Speaker 4Got the political brother over here, whoa, when did I?
Speaker 1become political.
Speaker 3When did I become political brother?
Speaker 6And the short one and then, white she-devil.
Speaker 3There you go, she-devil White she-devil you never seen.
Speaker 4Undercover Brother. Undercover Brother. Let her be white. Let hercover Brother.
Speaker 3Let her be white.
Speaker 1Let her be white. Let her be white. Thank you, Christian.
Speaker 6You got homework to do. Yeah, you got homework to do, okay.
Speaker 3Goddamn, you just can't catch a break, can you?
Speaker 6No, I didn't do my homework last week. What was my homework last week?
Speaker 1What was her homework last week.
Speaker 3My bad I'm going to pull it back.
Speaker 1If.
Speaker 4I cook them. They won't be as good. Stalk him out. What did you say, gorilla? Huh, you ought to be shaming us, oh.
Speaker 3No, you can't. You can doctor him up A little bit. You can doctor him up, man. What store around here you going to find Some good collard greens?
Speaker 4Joe, you need to. Joe, you should never, ever Say that, ever again, out loud my birthday's in two weeks.
Speaker 6On a Friday, I will be here. You better make me.
Speaker 3Some collard greens, it is. I will be here. Then Shit, wait, no, two weeks, I won't be here.
Speaker 2How old will you be, jess?
Speaker 4You're not a regular man Shit.
Speaker 3I'm on vacation Hold on Pass your mic over here. You lost your mic. Daddy said you lost your mic, give your mic up. Anyways, let's get back to this annuity thing, because what we were talking about was annuity first okay, so I have that amortization table. Did I say that correctly? I don't know what it means.
Speaker 4Y'all know what I meant.
Speaker 3So the Powerball is at 123 million. I can't count that high.
Speaker 2That's why I don't need it. Okay, what's the?
Speaker 3lump sum. What's the lump sum? Cash sum is 54 million. What's the lump sum? What's the lump sum? The cash sum is $54 million.
Speaker 2Oh, that's what you get. What's your net? What do you get after taxes?
Speaker 3Let me go back $33. You know, what annuity is? $33.5 million.
Speaker 4So you get $33.5 million Out of $100. That's my piece $25.
Speaker 2Well, we're really starting at $54.
Speaker 3Out of the 55.
Speaker 2The cash is always half.
Speaker 3There's turtles in that. So anyways, I'm starting to think giving Jess a mic wasn't a good idea Exactly Pass your mic. You lost your mic privileges, anyways. So we went year one, you get 11, no. 1 went year one, you get 11, no, 1.1 million, 1.1. Okay, year 30, you up to 4.6.
Speaker 2And I'm going to tell y'all what I'm doing. Year 30? This is what I said. Oh, so it's over 30 years.
Speaker 4I thought it was over 20. Well, you get 29 payments.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, so you get your first payment in about four weeks and then every year after that, you'll get 29 years Yep For 20.
Speaker 4Yep, yep, I'll take that.
Speaker 2So now, and this is what I'm saying, so now, just what I said, now, how much? The first one is 1.1? 1.1. This is exactly what I said I'm doing. I'm taking well, I'm a the first payment. Okay, it's gonna be a little crazy, but my plan is have the first payment. You just have it deposited into the bank.
Speaker 2you know, you can go to your bank and be like you can pay yourself every two weeks wait, you know you can go to your bank and be like, oh, you can pay yourself every two weeks Wait.
Speaker 6what, what?
Speaker 2You know what? I don't even know what mics you got. No more, I can't even shut it off. She's on number four. Shut up. I know exactly what you're saying so I said I'm going to pay myself $10,000 every two weeks. So now, wait, wait, yeah, $10,000. $10,000, so that's $20,000 a month. So $20,000 a month, $240,000 a year Now that's just your net. That'll be a nice little chunk. So now $1 million. And well, first the first part.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's going to be taxing.
Powerball Plans
Speaker 2You know, I'm going to get some extra stuff. I don't think I'm going to get a Lamborghini. How many bikes you getting? No, none, I'm cool with that one. Right there, you just chilling. Yeah, I'm going to get a Mercedes, I'm going to get a G-Wagon and I'm going to get a Maybach 600. Because then it got up to where 1.1 million. Oh, I'm in Maybach status. Now I might get a Audi. If I just won 20 million, if I win this jackpot like Saturday, I'm getting a Maybach GLS 600.
Speaker 6You're going to get just a car.
Speaker 2A 2025. Yeah, then I'm going to put a wood grain all in it.
Speaker 6That's because you're old. Only old people do that.
Speaker 4You see that. See, I'm with you, though I think my reason would be I wouldn't spend the first million. You're old, only old people do that. You see that I'm with you, though my reason would be I wouldn't spend the first million, I'd just ride it out, just in case any of them, bastard children show up. No, they're first this will be my first million right there. Kids, what do you?
Speaker 5say to the nice guy you know what I mean. Are you my daddy?
Speaker 4You know, because somebody might say I'm the daddy. Hey, you know, 23andMe is going out of business.
Speaker 2Oh is it? Yeah, what happened? I think they filed for bankruptcy. Nobody's. Hey, no, listen, if you think about it, there's only so many people in the world. Yeah, I mean, well, actually it's a whole bunch of people. But what I'm saying is once you do it.
Speaker 3How many of them niggas is Ken and Thomas Jefferson?
Speaker 4Well, it's only reliable if somebody's a Ken and you do it. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2No, right, right, right. But what I'm saying is so, if you do, it okay, well you do it, you did it, that's one time she does it. Okay, that's just once. It ain't like y'all going to go do it again, so you know for them to.
Speaker 3You had to come up with new ways to try to drum up business. Plus, isn't it a whole gang of new ancestral oh, there's a bunch of them.
Speaker 1Yeah, there's like one Ancestry. Yeah, there's like one Ancestry.
Speaker 3Yeah, Ancestrycom.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think they were the first one, I think. So that's like all the little dates. But back to the Powerball talk. Anyway, that's what I do. I switch from wanting to lump sum to now. I'm an annuity guy. Just give me the money and when the sharks come like, oh, can you invest in this or invest in that? Absolutely not. I'm just going to invest in 12 months and wait for my other check to come in. Like you said, dude, I live off $20,000 a year now, so you think I can't live off $20 million A year.
Speaker 2Man.
Speaker 6Mine's way below that. I'd be happy with $100.
Speaker 3Hey man, we got to watch you. Joe got $100 in his pocket right now, I don't want to what.
Speaker 4I thought you.
Speaker 3Never mind, he got $20. Damn Joe, this man is looking like a real podcaster, right now I'm trying to be hey, he, hey. Looking over the glasses and shit. Hey, y'all like that With the headphones up and he's just creeping over Christian, pass your mic, hold on nigga this is an original. What the fuck do you mean?
Speaker 1Pass your mic, I'll just mess Mike, anybody else got any?
Speaker 2Powerball suggestions.
Speaker 6Jess, what you doing Losing, that's what I'm doing. I'm losing.
Speaker 2If you win it, though, if you win the Powerball, Shit, I don't even know.
Speaker 6I don't even know what to do with myself. You're going to go buck wild. I can buy name brand foods. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 2Oh my God, I just Jess pass Name brand foods.
Speaker 1That's crazy to me. Oh my God, Just pass your mic.
Speaker 3Because I'm broke Not everybody can live like you. That's the episode title, right there.
Speaker 1For real Pass the mic.
Speaker 3You sitting up here with a what's that?
Speaker 4Hey, what is that I can buy Coca-Cola instead of Big Mac. What size is that? That's a.
Speaker 3Trienta. I didn't buy this. It's a Trienta Starbucks.
Speaker 6I live off pen handling. Mofo Pen handling.
Speaker 3You got that.
Speaker 1You realize the difference between Coca-Cola and Big K.
Speaker 4Oh girl, you're going to be in heaven. Big K, the bubbles don't even touch your nose, but the fucking Coca-Cola, that shit, go right up there.
Speaker 6We're going to get starry nuts right.
Speaker 4Woo Wait till you get the experience of the real Coca-Cola.
Speaker 6Honestly, I would buy a car. I need a car or something. Honestly, you're going to buy a car. What type of car?
Speaker 2I don't care. We're talking about $20 million, you don't need a car.
Speaker 4You got to get for it in. You're buying three of them, motherfuckers you don't have like a wild imagination.
Speaker 2Like oh, I want a Tesla, I want a big Ford F350.
Speaker 6Honestly, I want things that I can afford without money.
Speaker 2I'd rather just have things I can afford, like even if I wasn't like get me a monthly payment that I can afford, even if I wasn't rich. No, that shit sound good.
Speaker 4That shit man. You I don't know.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, I don't know if you're just saying that shit, or you're just trying to be wifey to me? No, I don't know. It sounds good. It sounds good. I will tell you right now.
Speaker 4Listen, listen listen, hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean. That's some gold.
Speaker 3Wait, wait, wait, don't be a Debbie Downer. Wait, debbie Downer Just got a mic.
Speaker 6Now no, because my luck would be that I would win the damn Powerball. Right, I would win it and then somehow, someway, I would lose all the money I already know damn well.
Speaker 3Hey, listen.
Speaker 4You're the most unlucky person, but the thing is, you'll be right back where you started.
Speaker 2You got to take the payment.
Speaker 3Listen, you need to let us manage your money for you. We'll take care of you, okay, we'll give you an allowance.
Speaker 2Yeah, exactly you, goddamn Britney.
Speaker 3Spears, We'll give you an allowance and we'll take care of you. Alright, Get you that Honda Accord. You want 2023. Hey, what's the chick? Say no.
Speaker 6I want a Civic.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3You're thinking sensible right now.
Speaker 6Like a little sleek, little black one with a little black interior.
Speaker 2A Honda Civic. We got you, we got you, okay, a little like light pink interior. So you got $20 million and you're getting a Honda Civic.
Speaker 6Pay us, yeah, probably.
Speaker 2You got your goddamn mind. I love.
Speaker 3Honda no, we'll pass, we'll manage it for you.
Speaker 4Honda, no, we'll pass, we'll manage it for you and you're good.
Speaker 3That's a good choice. Yeah, because you know what.
Speaker 2When I pull up managing your money in that nice GLS 600 and be like, oh, here's your Honda 600.
Speaker 1Exactly.
Speaker 3That's a nice Range Rover you got. How'd you get that? Oh no, we good Managing your money right here. We got you.
Speaker 1Honestly don't care, as long as I get some.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 4Okay, y'all take my money but give me some of it. I want an allowance. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if you're genuine or you just fucking with me.
Speaker 6Chris my head is blown away right now, Dude $1,000 extra than what I get a month would literally change my whole entire life.
Speaker 3Do you even understand that? Like that would literally change my whole entire life. Joe about to put a ring on it right now. Joe about to put a ring on it? No, it would.
Speaker 6Like people don't understand that Like literally it would change my whole life.
Speaker 2We understand All. Right, now we getting off money talk. Let's have fun now.
Speaker 4Yeah, we no more money talk. You know we're going to talk.
Speaker 2No more Powerball. Ain't Money Talks like a porn.
Speaker 3A porn yes, it is.
Speaker 4Nigga Money.
Speaker 3Talks is a movie by Chris Tucker, that too.
Speaker 4Money Talk is not a porn. It's a porn, and who's the?
Speaker 3white dude in it too, chris Tucker and who's that Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 4Okay, I'm pretty sure I it for you.
Speaker 2Hey, man, go ahead. No, that's good right there. Well, what are we looking at right now?
Speaker 4It's not a, it's a, it's a. That's a comedy.
Speaker 3They talking porn. It's a reality porn.
Speaker 4Yeah, exactly See, joe know, joe know it was a movie, but it's not, it is. It's a movie too. It's reality.
Speaker 3It's reality porn, though. Well, Money Talks there's a Money Talks reality, that is a great. Also Pay Us, but that is a great website. What Shout out to Bang Bros? I don't know nothing about reality kings, but shout out to Bang Bros, pay Us. We dropping a lot of names that don't pay us y'all, god damn. I know huh, hashtag, pay us. See, once they hear this, they going to be like, okay, these guys are talking about us.
Speaker 4Let's give them some money. Money talk is like you know you might be on to something hey shout out to Germany.
Speaker 3Shout out to Germany. Boop, boop, Guten tag Germany. They make gummies over in Germany. And Pakistan. I don't know the language, but shout out to you, pakistan. We stand in solidarity with Pakistan. Are they the ones doing the shit? Well, shout out to Pakistan, see, that's why I moved it over here. See, With your little trianta Go on let your kid in.
Speaker 6How do you afford that trianta? Of course y'all see the one thing.
Speaker 3It's not even a tri-entry. That was some Final Destination shit right there. I've seen the new Final Destination.
Speaker 2Oh, you saw it already.
Speaker 4I haven't even seen a single one of them.
Speaker 2I was going to say when did this nigga, this nigga done been? He don't usually go to the movies, do you?
Speaker 3Oh yeah, I go every Friday for the most part. I've just been busy lately.
Speaker 2What'd you see last Friday? So you went today. Yeah, I went today. Is it Final Destination? I went today.
Speaker 6I thought you said you weren't going last Friday.
Speaker 3What? No, what did I do last Friday? When did I say that?
Speaker 6Because I was saying I was going to go watch Sinners.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm too tired to go to the movies. I went to bed. I went to bed last week. Yeah, you had a show, I guess I didn't. How'd you do in your show? See, I did all right. I'm this close to getting that 600-pound deadlift. I want that shit.
Speaker 6Damn Tops that's about what I can say 20-pound tops I'm so weak it's not even funny.
Speaker 3Yeah, but you got a lot of lower body strength. You can do it, it's coming back to me.
Speaker 4That's true, it's coming back to me. I got you what's coming back to you.
Speaker 3What y'all talking about. Let me see, nah, nah, let me see. Let me see Incognito, incognigro search. All right, germany, the Netherlands, yeah, pull up the stats, it's been a minute.
Speaker 2Singapore, singapore, singapore.
Speaker 3Shout out to Singapore. I said Singapore.
Speaker 6Singapore, not Cigna-pore, sing-a-pore.
Speaker 4Hey, don't let them. You say it what you say Don't let them, don't try it. Man Nigga, you can't talk in demand language Snigna, wait what?
Speaker 6did I say Singapore, singapore, sing-a-pore, not sig-na-pore, with the school?
Speaker 4teacher, shit again. Don't do that.
Speaker 6One of us got to do it.
Speaker 4You smart.
Speaker 6Finish Bosco, just because y'all can't spell, I can say Singapore.
Speaker 3Singapore there you go.
Speaker 4There you go. Yeah, but you smart brother, I said Singapore.
Speaker 1No, you said Singapore.
Speaker 6You didn't.
Speaker 2Well, singapore, singapore, oh.
Speaker 4Let it go, bro, let it go. You did well. Anyway, fuck what they say the. United Kingdom. Chip what they say.
Speaker 2The United.
Speaker 3Kingdom, chip, chip, I mean shit, cheerio, shout out to the UK.
Speaker 2Now they over here making fun of these countries.
Speaker 3No, I'm not making fun of these countries, I'm shouting them out.
Speaker 6One person said something.
Speaker 3Who else we got. Who else we got? Oh, that's it.
Speaker 2We got Australia.
Speaker 3And the UK is not even just Great Britain. So that's yeah, shout out to y'all Thailand. Joe, you ever been to Thailand? No? But, Los Angeles. You ever been to Los Angeles? Durham, north Carolina. You ever been to Durham? You ever been to Raleigh, las Vegas? I know about that. You never go. It was there last year. I know I'm about that, you never go, it was there last year.
Speaker 2I know I'm just talking Altamont Springs, Florida. Hey, Macomb.
Speaker 3Macomb Illinois.
Speaker 2Oh, illinois. No, that's Sterling, that's Sterling right there. Oh, he's back in Illinois, macomb.
Speaker 1Mississippi hey wait, Now what?
Speaker 2you say now is what.
Speaker 6It's Illinois, there's no, you don't pronounce the S.
Speaker 4And you go with that shit.
Speaker 2Dude, we know you're correcting everybody. It's Illinois. You think you better than us?
Speaker 6I'm used to talking and nobody hearing me when I say something under my breath.
Speaker 3You acting mighty white right now. You got to stop.
Speaker 6Okay.
Speaker 4I'm sorry, I can spell y'all. Take it back. White let her Illinois City See what I know such thing as acting white Arkansas.
Speaker 1Mighty white.
Speaker 6I'll fix it there, you go. Arkansas.
Speaker 3See what I mean.
Speaker 2You got a new English teacher on here now.
Speaker 3Now you trying to play us like some dummies. Huh, apologize, hey, why?
Speaker 2don't we give you a mic.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, yeah, pass the mic.
Speaker 2It's mad political, didn't it? This turned into a black-white debate, you know, you're sitting up in this motherfucker with five hood nicks.
Speaker 6I'm so sick of y'all how you gonna get up out of here. I'm so sick of y'all. All my life I've been.
Speaker 5All my life.
Speaker 2I don't know how that hog tied?
Speaker 6nobody, no, I'm just trying to educate. You are obviously uneducated.
Speaker 1What you trying to do? Nothing except for you being not smart, damn.
Speaker 3Keep it going. No, please Keep it going. Keep it going, damn.
Speaker 4That's the same thing they said to you. Okay, anyway.
Speaker 1There are five college educated niggas up in here.
Speaker 4I didn't even know that's the same thing they say to the natives.
Speaker 3Man, dallas, texas, d-town Ain't never been. Oh, dallas is nice. I've been to Austin, kansas City, kansas.
Speaker 4City, kansas City, kansas.
Speaker 3City or Kansas City, Missouri, Same. Thing.
Speaker 2It's both Peoria Arizona.
Speaker 3Yeah, I've been there, represent, Represent.
Speaker 6Nobody wants to tell anybody that they're from Peoria.
Speaker 3I'm from.
Speaker 2Peoria Lindbergh. Okay, here say this word, miss Smarty Pants.
Speaker 6I can't see.
Speaker 2What's that right?
Speaker 6there Girl please.
Speaker 3Exactly.
Speaker 6You see that Wait, hold on.
Speaker 3Let me see when the hell is Lindbergh.
Speaker 6Where is that? I think it's Germany, sounds German I think it's like the oh, I can't say that that sounds German.
Speaker 2Ego Staben that sounds. German EG Stavren, eg Stavren Lindbergh, that look crazy, don't it?
Speaker 6I don't know how to say that.
Speaker 2You see that.
Speaker 3Let me take a crack at that. Bring it over here EG.
Speaker 6EY, that's a Y, ey, ey.
Speaker 2Hold on, let's blow this up. I'm good with numbers, lindbergh, see. You see that right here, this is how old are you?
Speaker 4No, no, no, don't do that.
Speaker 6Younger than you Don't do that.
Speaker 2He said don't do it, why not?
Speaker 6You just don't know how bad that's going to sound.
Speaker 2Joe, you're the only one. I thought you were like 35, 40. You know how bad that is going to sound. What 35, 40?
Speaker 3Oh, fucking Eagle Chauvin.
Speaker 6Eagle Chauvin.
Speaker 3That's what I would say. That's what I would say.
Speaker 6That's what I would say Can you pronounce it.
Speaker 3Can you use Google to pronounce it? Hey, Google, oh shit, I didn't even think about that. See, look at that.
Speaker 2See, see how they doing it.
Speaker 3You got these smartphones, don't even know how to use them. You right, hey Trey.
Speaker 2Songz got a song talking about smartphones. Oh yeah, it's brand new, ain't it?
Speaker 3No, it's older. Okay, I thought he had a new album coming out.
Speaker 2If he did, I'm getting it. I messed with Trigger Trey.
Speaker 3Uh-oh, you got it For now.
Speaker 2What does it say? We're going to start having Jess look herself up, cut down on her mic time. She done got a little sassy today, got your own mic.
Speaker 3Now you over here acting all high sadidi, I got rights. Oh my God, Y'all.
Speaker 2Trying to be, an English teacher.
Speaker 6I've been doing it my whole entire life.
Speaker 3We about to pull your mic.
Speaker 2privilege You're going to have to pay for my mic as soon as we find out what button she on.
Speaker 3It's four, it's four, it's 100% four.
Speaker 2Say something, jess, she ain't talking now.
Speaker 3Yep, we got her.
Speaker 5I wasn't listening I think.
Speaker 3I got it, I think I got it. Uh-oh, I go shoving, I go shoving, I go shoving, I go, I got it. Igel shoving, igel shoving, igel shoving, igel shoving.
Speaker 5Igel shoving.
Speaker 3Interesting. Well, there it is Well there we go. Well, that's the lesson. Of the day. That was a long ass search.
Speaker 2Well guess what, and what'd I say?
Speaker 6That's the Netherlands and Belgium.
Speaker 2Oh, and I said Germany, yeah Well, shit. Oh well, it sounds.
Speaker 3German, I mean Belgium is semi-German.
Speaker 4Yeah, they was.
Speaker 6I don't know.
Speaker 4They was German in the 40s.
Speaker 2Absolutely.
Speaker 6I didn't even graduate high school.
Speaker 4What he said In the 40s. They were German.
Free Tory Lanez
Speaker 2Interesting. Now, here we go right here. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 4What's our next topic? Free Tory Lane.
Speaker 3Oh, he got stabbed or something in prison 14 times, 14 times Damn.
Speaker 2He's still living.
Speaker 3Hey, now they're saying dude, he didn't even shoot him.
Speaker 2Yeah, he didn't even shoot homegirl the bodyguard, dude, he didn't even shoot him. Yeah, he didn't even shoot homegirl the bodyguard. Oh, he didn't.
Speaker 4They was trying to get the gun away from him and he knocked it out of her hand.
Speaker 2And it went off, it went off.
Speaker 3Yeah, Hit her in the foot. I mean she just got shot in the foot, but I'm saying she think Tory Lanez did it and he didn't in the foot.
Speaker 6What they trying to do. They trying to go back to trial. If the glove don't fit, don't put it on.
Speaker 3Who stabbed him in prison.
Speaker 2Oh, he a lifer.
Speaker 3I know he got life, but who stabbed him? Just some haters, or what?
Speaker 2Who got life? No, the dude that stabbed Tory Lanez. No, the dude that stabbed him is a lifer.
Speaker 3It's a life, it's just a regular life. I get that he got life, but what kind of stripes is he really trying to get? He has life, he ain't got nothing.
Speaker 4He got nothing else to give.
Speaker 2He has nothing to gain. No, that's why I stabbed him up.
Speaker 4What are you going to gain from stabbing Tory Lanez? Notoriety. You just stabbed Tory.
Speaker 3Variety. Nigga Tory Lanez is a mid-tier rapper.
Speaker 2Agreed. Is he a rapper or a singer Exactly?
Speaker 4He's a rapper and a singer. Maybe he wanted a piece of the cut One of them. He does all that shit. Cuts come out while he was locked up.
Speaker 3And then he got cut inside, he got stabbed like in the head he got stabbed in the head.
Speaker 4He's telling the truth. Damn His truth anyway.
Speaker 2One of them went like to his head. Like I know, he got done up in the back Time to get in the booth.
Speaker 4He wasn't trying to fight back.
Speaker 2He snuck him in the back. Go ahead. Dude ran up on him in the back. You ever seen somebody get shanked? Yeah, you see how quick they are.
Speaker 4But they don't know they're shanked half the time.
Speaker 2No, that's 14 times 14 times yeah them 14 times in one second. You don't feel that shit. And then you know you sitting up here like where's my back burning, yeah, yeah, where's my back burning, yeah, but you've seen Tory Lanez.
Speaker 3He's like a buck 20. He's little too, huh yeah he's very little, so you know he felt it.
Speaker 4That's what I'm saying, though. What do you have there? God lucky to have him Fucking with that little cat? I don't know, I mean he probably asked for some money, told you he'd give me some cigarettes.
Speaker 3Yeah, he probably asked for some on the outside or something.
Speaker 2You might have to ask for a selfie. You know they got cell phones in a. I like watching them prison shows.
Speaker 4They be gigging, they be TikToking and shit.
Speaker 2That's crazy, ain't it? Yeah?
Speaker 3they got all types of access to stuff. What's your favorite? What?
Speaker 2y'all niggas over there doing what's your favorite prison show Bosco.
Speaker 4I see that too, Bosco Hold on Let. Let's go. I see that too, Bosco Huh.
Speaker 2Hold on, hold on, let's figure out what he's looking at it for what you looking at how are you?
Speaker 6What Sign language and shit he picked up my shot. He flicks it. Get your hand out of his pocket. You shut the hell up right now. My hands have been on my phone.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm, Put them on the table so we can. You know what matter of fact I was just looking at the.
Speaker 6The bottle. Oh, okay, so I was trying to figure out what he was doing.
Speaker 1Just keep in mind.
Speaker 4It was plastic or glass. I wish I had glasses right now. Just keep in mind, don't stop. Keep that shit in mind.
Speaker 1You're saying Don't you wear glasses.
Speaker 2I'm trying to think what is my favorite shit? Probably I don't know. Probably back in the day that scared straight man I got caught on that shit.
Speaker 3one time they had the all-day marathon. I couldn't stop.
Speaker 2That was good.
Speaker 360 days in I couldn't stop watching.
Speaker 6There's this one little kid that they're like get in there, get in there. He's like I can't. And they're like why? He's like? Because you ain't got the door open.
Speaker 3Nah, 60 Days In is good I don't think I've seen 60.
Speaker 4Days.
Speaker 2In, it's so dramatic. I'm a Saturday Night.
Speaker 4Live person. It's on A&E right. I love Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 3A&E. They talking prison shows.
Speaker 4Hey, they about Damien Wayans.
Speaker 2When he was in Living Color.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2I forget what it was. He was like philosophical brother or something.
Speaker 3He was saying, all types of stuff. He said oh, the procrastination of the proclamation. It made sense, but it didn't make sense, if you want to be intuitive.
Speaker 2I'm like what the hell Just?
Speaker 6using big words.
Speaker 2With your flatulence. If y'all don't know, look up Damien Wayans. And In Living Color.
Speaker 4That and Homie the Clown.
Speaker 3Oh man, homie, the Clown, Homie, don't play that. Okay, hold on, I got one right here.
Speaker 2Oh, is that one.
Parenting Responsibilities
Speaker 5We will internalize the flatulation of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the Indonesianonesian proximity in order to further segregate of my venereal infection. If I may retain my liquids here for one moment, I'd like to continue the redundance of my quote, unquote intestinal tract. See, because to preclude on the issue of world domination, we'd only circumvent, excuse me, circumcise the revelation that it reflects the aphrodisiatic symptoms which now perpetrates the Jericho's activation.
Speaker 2Do not misinterpret Dog Jericho's activation Dog. That is hilarious Classic, classic stuff right there. Hey, they can. I told you we talked about that that shit today.
Speaker 3Oh, absolutely not. Hey, speaking of that, I went back and watched Tropic Thunder. Oh, did you watch it? Yeah, yeah, and I think that was one of the ones you said you never seen Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 2Oh, did you watch?
Speaker 3it yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think that was one of the ones. You said you never seen Tropic Thunder, right?
Speaker 3It wasn't that. It really wasn't that bad, it wasn't. Oh no, tropic Thunder was great.
Speaker 4Nah, like Come on, they rob it down or anything.
Speaker 3No, yeah that whole thing, like in terms he was hilarious, I'll be honest with you, though, he looked pretty. Spot on yeah.
Speaker 4No, he did good he did, though he looked spot on.
Speaker 3But no, what I mean is from the sense of using the R word and all that shit and probably everything else, it wasn't that bad. Aside from that, it wasn't bad yeah. It probably could have been made today. It just wouldn't have won it. I think so too.
Speaker 4I didn't know it was Oscar nominated A Tropic Thunder one. They wouldn't really care about him playing a dude, playing another dude, disguising another dude. They wouldn't be really concerned about the autism thing.
Speaker 3Oh, you're talking about Simple Jack. That's what I mean. Aside from that, it wasn't that bad.
Speaker 4I think they would have been more concerned about that than they would be concerned about him being a dude disguised as a dude playing another dude.
Speaker 3Who was the best character in that, in your opinion, though? Oh that was Jack Black. You thought Jack Black was the best character.
Speaker 4Yeah, I thought, robert.
Speaker 3Downey, I personally thought Tom Cruise was the best character in it. Nah, he was kind of annoying.
Speaker 5I didn't even know it was Tom Cruise, though.
Speaker 3You didn't until the end but he was annoying from off rip. But nah, jack Black had me rolling while he was coming down.
Speaker 4I might say some things Exactly.
Speaker 5You know, there were times when I was doing Jack that I actually felt retarded, like really retarded. I mean, I brushed my teeth retarded, I rode bus retarded. Damn. In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb, to be a moron, to be moronical Exactly, to be a moron, an imbecile yeah, not the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived. When I was playing the character, when you was a character, yeah, I mean as Jack, definitely Jack Stupid-ass, jack Dude, come on. In a weird way, it was almost like I had to sort of fool my mind into believing that it wasn't retarded.
Speaker 2This is of fooled my mind into believing that it wasn't retarded.
Speaker 5And this is the movie clip podcast. I flushed so much out, how am I gonna jump start it up again? It's just like yeah, yeah, right he was farting in bathtubs.
Speaker 2So now y'all gotta look up up Tropic Thunder and then Living Color Tropic Thunder is on Hulu.
Speaker 3If you got it or if you got friends that got it, go see it, pay us.
Speaker 2What about, damn trying to think what other one that was? You think they could do Sanford and Son now. No, no, no.
Speaker 3They couldn't do none of those.
Speaker 4They couldn't do Sanford and Son None of those shows. They couldn't do Hoppy and.
Speaker 3Smitty, no, all in the Family. They couldn't do that?
Speaker 2Oh yeah, no, they definitely can't do All in the Family. Remember Hoppy and Smitty? Oh, they can't do the Jefferson, because George used to always say H. He used to say the H word. Well, it's very limited, oh honky.
Speaker 3My fault.
Speaker 4Shut up. You know what I?
Speaker 3mean Well, you just got us canceled, nigga.
Speaker 4It's a cross between a horse and a jackass.
Speaker 3You know what's crazy? You can say nigga, all you want to, but you can't say honky, you can't say cracker, you can't say Only certain genres, only certain people can get away with it, right, black people can get away with it. Blackish, because that puts the edge, right If you ever watch blackish.
Speaker 5They say nigga on blackish, they do say nigga on blackish On occasion.
Speaker 4That's not network TV. On blackish that's not. They say nigga on network TV now.
Speaker 3They haven't said it officially, but they emphasize it. They have used the word in a context.
Speaker 6And they use it on the new movie Sinners.
Speaker 1That's a movie In a movie.
Speaker 6We talking TV.
Speaker 3There's a lot of guidelines.
Speaker 4You can say whatever the hell you want, not on network.
Speaker 2Not on network, not on network. I think you're allowed to say shit now On network television, on cable television.
Speaker 3Cable television.
Speaker 1If it was four letters, you couldn't say it.
Speaker 3I lost my mind when I heard them say shit on the shield. But that was cable, they could say damn, oh yeah yeah, you're allowed to say damn, you can say damn, hell ass you might be able to say bitch a couple times.
Speaker 4I'm talking about back in the day. You couldn't say it if it was four letters, no.
Speaker 1But, now you can say pretty much.
Speaker 3But when you think about network TV, there's really not a lot.
Speaker 2They're trying to push the envelope now.
Speaker 4Yeah you know I didn't like growing up. I didn't let the kids curse and then, like that, I told my curse. Enough for all of us. So there's no reason for nobody in the house to curse, right? I don't trust if you can't curse, so no, I'm just saying said you don't trust people.
Speaker 2That don't curse, no. But we going up the thing.
Speaker 4Why not.
Speaker 2You think they trying to be too good.
Speaker 3They act like they better than people. Come on man. Let's really talk about that for a second.
Speaker 6I'm not a big cusser Bosco told me I had a potty mouth.
Speaker 3If it's every third word coming out. Fuck, bitch damn.
Speaker 6When I'm ranting and raving.
Speaker 3Yes, yeah, but like you know if you say shit Every once in a while, or fuck or whatever you know that's, that's Okay, but Gosh darn it.
Speaker 1Come on, say damn it, gee willikers.
Speaker 4Gee willikers this ain't leave it to Beaver.
Speaker 3So to Tom and Tom. The consensus is that the intelligent people like the most intelligent people have the foulest mouths. You ever heard of that? That shit's true, right there.
Speaker 4For real. No, it ain't. Yes, it is that shit ain't true. My cousin got a foul mouth. He's dumb as my face.
Speaker 3That shit ain't true, my cousin got a file, then you got dumb motherfuckers who don't know how to put words together, so they use them shits as space savers.
Speaker 6I feel like the way you're talking is about who you're around, like it doesn't matter how educated you are.
Speaker 3That's called code switching. We did an episode on that. What episode was that? I don't remember the code switching episode I don't agree with that Just episode.
Speaker 4But let me go back. I don't, I don't agree with that. Just because you got to find them out, don't make it. No, I don't I don't I agree, and then if you say you're intelligent, there's a good chance you're not but there's a certain level of I'm just saying like all right, we get it.
Speaker 3You know, when every other word is motherfuck this now, that's overboard.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's all in context, right, like if you sit up here and you be like oh, I forgot my keys. Yeah, Just like, oh, whatever.
Speaker 6Well, like I was raised around, everyone in my family curses like a sailor. So like I'm just used to, I mean it just depends on the environment you're in.
Speaker 3If we out and about we talking, I don't want to hear every third word is a cuss word. Well, I don't think it should even. It just depends on where you're at.
Speaker 4Yeah, exactly If you had first Friday, you'd get what you get.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4I'm just saying, you know.
Speaker 3My problem with it now, though, is kids lack lack the respect of cursing around adults oh my goodness. Kids lack respect in general yeah, that's true what she said.
Speaker 6I can't stand that.
Speaker 2I got another question about kids after this. Now, that is true, pull out, hey at what age? That's the first step at what age is it time for the kids to get off the titty? What's a great age and what I mean by get?
Speaker 1off the titty Exactly.
Speaker 3Oh, the metaphorical titty.
Speaker 2Yeah, meaning to start contributing, or seven.
Speaker 6When you're old enough to understand, I think.
Speaker 3I would agree with seven.
Speaker 2I'm saying once like out of high school.
Speaker 1No Nah.
Speaker 3So how long are you going?
Speaker 2to let your kids If you're staying at home.
Speaker 3Yeah, you're staying at home as soon as you graduate, you are contributing if you're staying at home.
Speaker 2Like I said, if you're going to college, okay, I get that, or going to the military.
Speaker 6Well, I feel like everyone I don't know like in my house it was you contribute. I don't know If your mom's making dinner, you better go cut up the vegetables or something, wash the dishes.
Speaker 4We weren't allowed in the kitchen.
Speaker 2You know, I'm talking about money-wise, oh, money-wise. So if you're just sitting up here and you're just paying for everything and your kid is like 30 years old, oh dad, no, hell, no. I'm talking about your grown-ass kids.
Speaker 3Because, I mean, we're only obligated to raise them until they're out of high school and they're 18 years old 26. But if, like you said, they're going to college, they're actually doing something to enhance their lives then, you can stay as long as you need to, until you can, you know.
Speaker 2What if I just want to sit at home?
Speaker 3If you sitting at home.
Speaker 2What if I just want to sit at home and smoke weed? Well then, guess what your ass better get a job and you're going to be paying rent. I'll be like, yeah, I can't pay rent, but I can get a sack and we can smoke together.
Speaker 6Nope, sit on the street and smoke weed is what you can do.
Speaker 3Nope, I'll be cutting off internet. I'll be cutting off why.
Speaker 4I'm going to cut my shit off.
Speaker 3No, I'll cut it off. You can control it.
Speaker 2I ain't that's just like me walking to my house and hiding my wallet?
Speaker 6I wish you would touch my wallet, I'd beat your motherfucking ass, and that's that old school parent right there.
Speaker 2I think it's important to teach your parents responsibility. Tell them Joe.
Speaker 4Like even before Somebody coming over, you better put your wallet. It's my house, I ain't coming to eat my shit.
Speaker 3No, no, I know, what you mean, you coming to my house? No, yeah, no, what I?
Speaker 4mean is, I give you the benefit of the doubt, but you fuck up, I'm coming to get you.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, no, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 6But what I mean is Like, I'm going to feed you regardless, but if you want a phone you can pay for that shit yeah. If you want like special, like shit, that like doesn't benefit anybody but you, then pay for that yourself, but I'm going to feed you, you can sleep in my house. You're still like I don't know. It's like your responsibility as a parent.
Speaker 4But like the special shit that they want just for the rest of the shit.
Speaker 3What level of responsibility do you use?
Speaker 6I'm not going to pay for your games. I'm not going to pay for your games.
Speaker 3What I'm saying, though, is at what point right?
Speaker 2Right, it's expensive. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3Really somebody who is not looking to better themselves or better anyone around them. At what point do you cut that person?
Speaker 6off Immediately. First of all, they're never going to learn, unless you let them go or as you buy video games and all that shit.
Speaker 4You created that shit.
Speaker 6You're enabling that. That's you. You created that shit. You're enabling that. That's you.
Speaker 4You created that, so you're going to stop on some shit you created. You created that.
Speaker 6Yeah, so.
Speaker 4You had every opportunity to take that little motherfucker to the park. No, you said, hey, here's the Disney channel. How the fuck at it.
Speaker 2Yup, here's the iPad.
Speaker 4And then you get mad at him when he's trying to talk shit to you because he see the motherfucking Disney's laying there talking to their parents like that.
Speaker 2I heard some of them kids shows are. I don't know which ones, but I've heard a couple of them kids. I forget which one, I ain't gonna remember it, but I know it's one of them kids shows. I guess they said it has the kids kind of like talking back to their parents or something that's all Disney can, all the Disney shows like that, and then Coco.
Speaker 1Mellon.
Speaker 4But then they'll go back and apologize.
Speaker 2Those are big kids. Oh yeah, coco Mellon.
Speaker 4Your kid already heard that shit, you know Well. The problem is you come out better just it's okay to play video games. Everybody got video games. They need to get out of the house.
Speaker 3No, they need to do something.
Speaker 4Go outside and play.
Speaker 2Play a sport.
Speaker 4Get some sun.
Speaker 3Anything. Here's the thing, though. I mean it really does go back to parenting, right Hell. I had a video, we had a video game system growing up system growing up. We had a Sega Genesis with 200 games, but guess what? Y'all rich.
Speaker 2Hey, you heard that nigga say 200 games, 200. 200. You can't bring it back. Now there's a story behind that. I played the demos.
Speaker 5There's a story behind that.
Speaker 4They're trying to stun. Now they're really trying to stun now.
Speaker 1My folks was in the military, right, listen, there's a story behind that. Hey look, let me throw you in on the story behind that. Yeah, okay, they're really trying to stunt now my folks was in the military right, he got the new mic, one of the soldiers.
Speaker 3You like that, nigga, pass your mic, pass your mic. Oh my God, wait, wait, you like that, cut his shit off, cut his off. His shit off, cut his off. Anyways, now I ain't gonna explain myself, but go ahead.
Movies and Rom-Coms
Speaker 3What I'm saying is and I might have exaggerated on 200 games what I'm saying is it's all about how you raise your kids, whether you play video games, whether you swear around or whatever. We were corrected right If I watched, if we went and watched Boys in the Hood, and I can tell you a fact we went and watched Boys in the Hood with my mom and our best friend and soldiers was hooting and hollering inside the movie every time somebody got shot. No, it was business society, actually Business society, that's another good movie.
Speaker 3They came in, shut off the theater and said, hey, y'all need to be more respectful around this movie. But guess what, I wasn't going to portray that right On the drive home, my mom asked us what lesson we learned from that. You know what I'm saying. Did she buy me the Boys in the Hood soundtrack? Did she buy me the tapes that I wanted to hear? Yeah, of course. However, I did not act those things out, even though I might have listened to them as a kid. Right, Because my parents, my folks, taught me what was right and what was wrong. So I understood there was consequences around what was right and what was wrong.
Speaker 6It's always taught. There's a time and a place.
Speaker 3Damn, you got deep, but then, but then, but then, nah, I ain't even going to touch it, you got it. Go ahead, no, go ahead, say it with your chest, I was just going to say fuck it. I'm saying you know, that's all relative right.
Speaker 5Right and wrong is all relative.
Speaker 6Well, no, no.
Speaker 3No, it ain't. Right and wrong is all relative.
Speaker 2Mm-defense.
Speaker 3And if, say, some BG trying to earn stripes for the set on the set, all that bullshit, I was in the right because I got my stripes. Is that right, though it's right for what you're doing.
Speaker 1But guess what it's right? It is, in that context, right for what you're doing. But guess what? The cops see what you're doing? It's wrong. Now, it's still relative.
Speaker 3It's relative. That's my point.
Speaker 2They got off to parenting.
Speaker 4I don't know what y'all doing.
Speaker 2Hey, we done got too serious.
Speaker 4Here's the thing Pussy dick, pussy, dick.
Speaker 2You are, we're going to turn to Nobody Talking. Podcast and meet the press.
Speaker 4Okay, here's the thing You're a human being right and you know the difference between right and wrong Period.
Speaker 1Nobody got to tell you that shit?
Speaker 3No, that's true.
Speaker 4You can say. You can say oh, nobody never taught him that bullshit, you know.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4You know the shit ain't right and you do it anyway, though.
Speaker 2Right, you should know you don't go into the store and take that piece of candy, because you know it's wrong and if you. You didn't pay for it.
Speaker 4That's right. You don't take the piece of candy. Everybody know you eat the shit In the store, right?
Speaker 1Yes, Facts you leave the store. Motherfucker, steal it Right.
Speaker 4Right man you go to that motherfucker fix you a whole motherfucker bologna sandwich.
Speaker 3You probably could and get away with it.
Speaker 4They can't you never left the store. Put that shit in the basket store and make your own sandwich. By the time you get to aisle six, you got a nice fucking bologna sandwich.
Speaker 3I never thought about it like that. You know you get some chicken tenders at the little food deli. You walk.
Speaker 4I never thought about it like that you know you get some chicken tenders at the little food deli, just walk around the store and start eating. Hey, listen, you can clean up at the grapevine. They got about 19 different grapes, yup. If you get two a piece, you got a whole bag.
Speaker 2The candy in the barrels. You could get some chocolate-covered raisins.
Speaker 3Let the store manager come up to you.
Speaker 4We'll go tell you what it is, you just taste, test it.
Speaker 1At the.
Speaker 6Winko At the Winko Pay us.
Speaker 4It's good. Yep, the best thing ever is motherfucking Sam's Club. You can get fooled with a Sam's Club.
Speaker 6I've never been inside Sam's Club.
Speaker 2Telling they got to pay us Christian, pay us Membership of that.
Speaker 4You go to Sam's Club. You walk through the door, you start at the cookies and they going hey, try this man. They feed you all through the stove, that's.
Speaker 3Costco too. This man speaks the truth. I still do it too.
Speaker 4Man, you go to Sam's Club I still do it too.
Speaker 3You got Sunday. Hey have you ever gone like got a sample, then gone back around and got another one?
Speaker 4I don't even leave. I get my sample. Is this at Costco?
Speaker 3Let me go ahead and take one to my son over here. I pick up like three or four of them.
Speaker 4All the time I went over there they was doing Hot Pockets, Cutting Hot Pockets up.
Speaker 1I got me like three of them, you got a whole hot pocket. You got a hot pocket. I ain't got a hot pocket in a minute.
Speaker 3When was the last time you had?
Speaker 2a hot pocket.
Speaker 3It's been a while.
Speaker 2I was just looking at it the other day in the store too. Wait, what's?
Speaker 6your favorite hot pocket Ham and cheese Ham and cheese. You asked for my favorite one you right, but explain yourself, nigga.
Speaker 5I'm a ham and cheese.
Speaker 3Nigga man, I like ham and cheese, pepperoni Ham and cheese.
Speaker 2Don't they have a pizza one?
Speaker 3They have a ham and cheese croissant.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, so that would be my favorite Anything pizza, pizza is my favorite, what's yours and another thing.
Speaker 3I'd say pepperoni. Okay, I'm basic with that. I'd say pepperoni.
Speaker 4Another thing Is that pepperoni. Oh, another thing, that sounds good. You can get the hot dogs and the soaps.
Speaker 2What's yours For $1.50.
Speaker 6I like the one with the what is it four cheese.
Speaker 3Oh, the four cheese hot pocket oh the four cheese is good.
Speaker 6Yeah, that one's good, but no you was cheese steak hot pocket, sorry, okay, those are not that good.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, they got their own cheese, they got, they got a little too.
Speaker 1The meat ain't really that good. It's rubbery, all right.
Speaker 6You know what We'll be hated today. It's okay, you know what?
Speaker 4You know what?
Speaker 3you can do, you can go ahead and give that mic up to somebody else that can use it. Just got it on mic. Yeah, damn, it's like Diana Ross, we're going to have to have it on mic. I'm coming out. I was just listening to that this morning. Oh, that's the jam. Yeah, that's the cut. Shout out to 104.3.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, that's the jam right there.
Speaker 4You turn that shit on. You hear the same song for years.
Speaker 3No, you will, you will, and it does get old. But when the Bluetooth ain't working, you know, sometimes you got to listen to the radio, sometimes you got to listen to the radio or silence. I'll do that sometimes Right, how's your drink coming? Jess, just Jess.
Speaker 6Which one? I got three in front of me.
Speaker 3She's triple fisting. So podcast world which one? I got three in front of me.
Speaker 6She's triple fisting, so podcast world.
Speaker 2she got three drinks in front of her. Well, two, yeah, this one's gone. Hey, tell them.
Speaker 3Don't put you out there like that.
Speaker 2She got a Trianta.
Speaker 6It's a Venti.
Speaker 3That's like a $13 drink. Where's your final destination?
Speaker 1shit right there, wait, hold on.
Speaker 3Hold on. How can you not afford name brand? But?
Speaker 4you got a $13. It's not mine, I didn't buy it. I just told you that. A $13, what?
Speaker 3That damn Starbucks.
Speaker 4That's $13. Probably.
Speaker 3I mean, that's half a $13.
Speaker 6That's crazy. I'll pull it up on DoorDash right now. Oh, so you didn't order it at DoorDash, see, and she got DoorDash. Okay, jess See.
Speaker 3Okay, jess, I do have DoorDash.
Speaker 2I don't have a car. I've never, ever. You're all bigger than me. You can't talk.
Speaker 6Except for Bosco.
Speaker 4I've never ordered from DoorDash Ever.
Speaker 6Nope.
Speaker 1Why you order from DoorDash when you just called Domino's.
Speaker 3I don't have enough people to eat. I do have enough, they're not big.
Speaker 2I do have a cheat code on.
Speaker 6DoorDash or Grub.
Speaker 2On one of my cards you get. Order it on.
Speaker 3Sunday. You'll be done by Saturday.
Speaker 2Like 20 bucks a month free. So you order it through like DoorDash, so you can't even go to the whole thing.
Speaker 2I think, like Amazon Prime, you could do the same thing, and then you just pick up and then like KFC and you'd be like, oh, go pick it up, I can't. So then that little, that $10. No, I was saying how I get like 10 or 15 bucks a month like free, for I never, ever use it. But if you order it and then you just put pickup, then I go get it. Then a couple of days later, if you spent like 11 bucks, then you get your $11.
Speaker 3I respect DoorDash.
Speaker 2I ain't gonna say what card it is.
Speaker 1I was messing with it for a little bit you gotta get your money right.
Speaker 5I can't do it.
Speaker 3One more thing on the Final Destination movie. I didn't expect the last one to be the best.
Speaker 2Oh, so you think it's the best out of all of them?
Speaker 3Hands down. It's crazy.
Speaker 6I haven't watched any of them.
Speaker 3Do you know the premise? Do you know the premise behind it?
Speaker 6So I will overthink that that shit's going to happen to me.
Speaker 3Like over and over and over and over again.
Speaker 6It is a possibility.
Speaker 4A lot of it, you ain't got to worry about.
Speaker 3But do you know the premise behind Final Destination? Yeah, I know the whole like Okay, this is a requirement. People who cheat death initially, and then it finds them, I know.
Speaker 6I can't think about that, because I'll be like, oh my God, that's going to fall on me, that's going to fall on me.
Speaker 4That's going to fall on me and then I'm going to overthink. I feel your pain. I remember when I first Saw one of them.
Speaker 6I can't. I'm on a panic attack.
Speaker 4That fucking Bottled on the floor oh.
Speaker 6I thought you were Talking about this, that shit happened. I will have a whole Panic attack. It did, though.
Speaker 4That motherfucker Right on the brake pedal. What about? What about when?
Speaker 3What about when you were Driving a freeway? You got behind a, a big semi.
Speaker 4Carrying lumber Everybody carrying lumber.
Speaker 6Everybody says Final Destination. Every time you see one of those trucks. I don't get behind those.
Speaker 3But even before that, or just.
Speaker 4Even before that I've seen that scene I'm hugging my windshield man, I didn't play so many windshields.
Speaker 6It's terrifying.
Speaker 3I can't yeah every time I see a semi carrying like rhubarb or something. Nope, just zoom over here, I don't mess with big trucks period.
Speaker 4No, yeah, I don't even like being behind pickups, because you know like the tires blow out and all that shit.
Speaker 6Because I overthink all that shit on my own. I'm like that ladder is about to come out and it's decapitate me, damn. Jess Out the back of that truck Every single time.
Speaker 4I cannot think about that Hypochondriac I, but you doing it now and you ain't even seen the movie Exactly.
Speaker 6That's why I can't see the movie. Movie night Yep.
Speaker 2Final Destination time.
Speaker 3You guys just thinking that Well we got Final Destination.
Speaker 2What else came out?
Speaker 5I need to be educated.
Speaker 3The.
Speaker 2Weekends movie. I want to see that one.
Speaker 3I want to see the Clown in the Yard too, the Clown in the Cornfield.
Speaker 2Yeah, I want to see that one. I want to see the clown in the yard too. Not the clown in the yard, the clown in the cornfield the clown in the cornfield.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, I want to see. That Looks real good.
Speaker 6I know I got to show y'all I want to show y'all, I need to watch on Netflix Called Forever. Netflix.
Speaker 4Netflix why that sound like a love story?
Speaker 2It is. It's like rom-coms, joe. No, so you never saw Pretty in.
Speaker 1Pink.
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 2Or the Notebook.
Speaker 4I like the Notebook.
Speaker 2Really Well, if you like the.
Speaker 3Notebook. You're like what did you like about the Notebook, without giving the spoilers? Actually, I've never seen it. If you haven't seen the Notebook by now, people.
Speaker 6You haven't seen the Notebook. It had a lot of action. It's a good movie. It's sad.
Speaker 2Yeah, I was going to say it's a sad movie.
Speaker 4See, now I don't need to watch it because I already know what's up.
Speaker 3I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4I like Big Fish too.
Speaker 3Never seen Big Fish.
Speaker 2What about you?
Speaker 4should watch that Tom Hanks right On.
Speaker 3Golden.
Speaker 2Farm no Big.
Speaker 3Fish. Who's in Big Fish?
Speaker 2The Bridges of Madison County Never seen that.
Speaker 6Never seen, it, never even heard of that one, oh I seen it.
Speaker 2That was good. Sleepless in Seattle, I was forced to watch that. Never seen that. Seattle was okay, that was good when Harry met Sally.
Speaker 3Never seen that. You watch no rom-com, not really.
Speaker 6I don't watch many of them. I don't watch rom-coms, I don't really Nope.
Speaker 3The best man, best man.
Speaker 6Nope.
Speaker 3She's white. She's white.
Speaker 6Let her be white White people are usually the ones watching rom-coms.
Speaker 4But those are black. I don't do rom-coms, I don't know, I don't even watch rom-coms.
Speaker 2You don't watch rom-coms.
Speaker 6No, I like rom-coms.
Speaker 2It's a drama rom-com, Okay.
Speaker 4I watched something about Mary. I like that.
Speaker 2Hey, something about.
Speaker 4Mary.
Speaker 2You know I never, seen that that's a comedy.
Speaker 4That's a rom-com right there.
Speaker 3What about 40-year-old version?
Speaker 6Seen that that's kind of a that's comedy though.
Speaker 3With a little bit of romance in it.
Speaker 6See, that's what. Oh 50 First Dates is good oh.
Speaker 3Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 6Yeah no, that was good, that's a good movie 50 First Dates.
Speaker 4I don't consider it a rom-com.
Speaker 6That's a rom-com, it's comedy, but it's romance.
Speaker 3What about Knocked Up?
Speaker 6That's a good one. I've seen that one.
Speaker 3Would that be a rom-com though? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I thought it was a rom-com, it's not under romantic comedy.
Speaker 6It's under comedy If they are falling in love, though it should be a rom-com.
Speaker 2Hey, anyone, but you is definitely a rom-com and that is hilarious, never seen.
Speaker 3that Is that with Sidney Sweeney and her big-ass titties.
Speaker 2And what's my new guy Couldn't help it.
Speaker 3He's the new, and I'm not even a titty guy. He's the new.
Speaker 2That's what you've been focusing on all day His name Damn, he was in Twisters. He's like the new it dude in Hollywood. His name is Glenn Powell.
Speaker 3In one ear and out the other.
Speaker 2Yeah, shout out to Glenn Powell.
Speaker 6Even though you said it. That's his name.
Speaker 2Yeah, he was also in.
Speaker 6Out my memory.
Speaker 4Yeah, what's the movie where?
Speaker 3they go into space. I need my mouth on the memories to keep my memory.
Speaker 4Hidden.
Speaker 3Figures.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, he was in. That too, was he yeah.
Speaker 2I never saw that. You never saw Hidden Figures. No, I heard it was good, isn't that?
Speaker 3It sounds familiar. It was the the black chicks right yeah the black women helping NASA get something into space. Yeah, I never saw that Based on a true story. Yeah, he's in that Starring Janelle Monae.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Who else was in it? Janelle Monae? Who else? Taraji P was in there. Was Regina Hall in it? She might have been in it. I can't remember. I never saw it. I heard it was good. I don't think Regina Hall been in it. I can't remember. I never saw it. I heard it was good.
Speaker 4I don't think Regina Hall was in it or was it Regina King?
Speaker 3No, it wasn't either of the Reginas.
Speaker 2I like both of them, both of them, two things. I hate, about you.
Speaker 3Shout out to Regina King.
Speaker 2Oh, that was good. Shout out to.
Speaker 3Erin Magruder.
Speaker 4The lady that played. What's that what?
Speaker 3Oh, oh, oh, Olivia, oh her name's not Olivia.
Speaker 2Hey what? Oh, no, that came out, Didn't we talk about? I forgot about that one.
Speaker 4That's not a romantic comedy. Yes, it is.
Speaker 2What Groundhog Day is a rom-com? What about uh? What about uh?
Speaker 3The Sweetest Thing. What is the Sweetest Thing? Man?
Speaker 2y'all gotta watch. That Is thing. What is?
Speaker 3the sweetest thing, man y'all gotta watch that.
Speaker 2Is it a rom-com With Christina Applegate? It's probably a rom-com and I think Cameron.
Speaker 6Diaz. Oh, it's got, cameron Diaz.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think it was around the sweetest thing. Y'all gotta watch that.
Speaker 3Cameron Diaz, jennifer Lopez, who else? Meg Ryan?
Speaker 2Jennifer.
Speaker 4Lopez had a rom-com. They were like the rom-com queens Vampire in Brooklyn. Then you gonna go there, we just throwing it out there.
Speaker 3Wait who Vampire in Brooklyn.
Speaker 4Hey, shit, that's a rom-com.
Speaker 2That's a rom-com. Yeah, there you go. Now I know I love that. Just flip on me, just flip.
Speaker 3Now, how is that a rom-com? What?
Speaker 2is that which one?
Speaker 3Harlem.
Speaker 2Nights. Hey, come on babies.
Speaker 4Y'all get ready to be some Rich niggas.
Speaker 2These are quotes from back in the day.
Speaker 6Hey, what's your homework assignment?
Speaker 3for this weekend.
Speaker 4Somebody to fuck out. Let's go, babies.
Speaker 2Man, that shit was so funny man.
Speaker 3It sounds like he's giving you a choice no, listen.
Speaker 2Wait, did you see?
Speaker 3Undercover Brother no that's it. You can skip that. You can't skip Undercover Brother. If you going with Undercover Brother, go with Blue Streak.
Speaker 6Tropic Thunder was my homework assignment last week.
Speaker 3Yeah, you ain't watch that Damn you behind I.
Speaker 6You got an F. I got movies to watch this weekend.
Speaker 3You a hard professor, God damn.
Speaker 2I'm like man. They be putting the pressure on people huh, missed assignments.
Speaker 3You missed one assignment.
Speaker 2it's an F F in the class Jesus Either pass or fail, huh.
Speaker 4You still in the 10th grade. What's the?
Speaker 3next one Under 10th grade. What's the next one?
Speaker 2Sheesh Undercover Brother Well, who said they haven't seen Anyone but you Me. I don't think I've seen it. No, that shit, I might have seen it.
Speaker 4It's like Ron Combs, though, was that it?
Speaker 2Man.
Speaker 1Anyone, but you was hilarious man.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I like Killing Two, I like it all, man, y'all seen the?
Speaker 3new trailer for the new Predator movie. Yeah. I haven't seen it yet. What'd you think?
Speaker 5What did?
Speaker 3you think I haven't seen it yet. Oh, okay, I know what he's going to say.
Speaker 1It's fantastic.
Speaker 2I like everything. See, I'm going to tell you what See y'all cats like to just sit up here and just sit in the house, and oh, I'm going to watch it on tv when they one of you niggas houses sound like harkins oh, absolutely.
Speaker 3I don't care how well you doing, don't sound like harkins, so that's just why I like going, like I almost went, and uh saw sinners again today but you get me one of them, big ass popcorn, decided to get some money instead that's all I need. Yeah, I'm probably not gonna watch it when it comes out, just because of that, I just need big-ass popcorn. Because I don't have that set up.
Speaker 2Me neither.
Speaker 1It's okay, but it ain't the surround sound?
Speaker 3There's a new Karate Kid coming out.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, there is. They say they're supposed to tie them all together. Yep, Interesting I think we mentioned that last week Kerry Washington and the new I call him the new Idris Elba, the Wiz comes out the Wiz man, they better not touch that.
Speaker 3I don't know if it's a remake, but I see it here wait where, hold on.
Speaker 2Sometimes they like to do they like to do throwback movies.
Speaker 3Are they just doing the throwback?
Speaker 2weren't they showing it on a Tuesday? It's the black version of the Wizard of Oz. They like to do throwback movies? I think it is. Are they just doing the throwback?
Speaker 3Weren't they showing it on a Tuesday?
Speaker 2It's the black version of the Wizard of Oz. Hey, no, I'm going to tell y'all right now I've never, ever seen the Wizard of Oz. What but?
Speaker 4I've seen the Wiz, like the old version. I've seen the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2I haven't, I've seen I mean obviously I Bits and pieces of it. It's boring as hell, hey, guess what the Wiz isn't, though you know why you just got to go see it.
Speaker 1Come on.
Speaker 3Dorothy, that'll be next week's homework.
Speaker 2Hey, just ask him for the syllabus.
Speaker 1Where is the Wiz at?
Speaker 2For real. Where is it playing at? It's on a Tuesday, isn't it?
Speaker 6He's kind of graduating Sunday.
Speaker 3Sunday, sunday, monday At this rate.
Speaker 1She's not what this Sunday. You are so rude for that.
Speaker 3There's some flags down, never mind.
Speaker 1You're right, but that's where they showing the whiz, yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, they trying to get us out there for a mass suicide Probably just overwhelmed. We'd like to thank everybody. For listening again.
Speaker 3Mr Peabody.
Speaker 1He got his official Official podcast mic His glasses hanging off his nose.
Speaker 3Looking up at everybody.
Speaker 6You gotta pull them all the way down.
Speaker 2So you can sit up there and hook that up here, and then you can go live.
Speaker 3You can go on IG. Go on IG live. I, from all them grades, go on IG live. I can do everything this thing light up. It got volume control, it got spatial control. It's nice y'all Well.
Speaker 6Good for you, be rich, listen. Next week we're going to have a mic Claps for you.
Speaker 3No, mic for just.
Speaker 6Jesse it, I will still be loud enough For y'all to hear me Like that drunk teacher.
Speaker 4Oh guess what If?
Speaker 3it had USB, we could mute your ass Right here. It don't work now, cause it's uh.
Speaker 2Cause it's not, cause it's hooked up To XLR.
Speaker 1We'll XLR.
Speaker 3Alright, then folks.
Speaker 2Peace.
Speaker 4Holla, sit your ass down, peace.