The Power of Words

Have you ever wondered what the female orgasm feels like from a male perspective? Our hosts dive deep into this curious territory with hilarious speculations about "body locks" and comparisons between male and female pleasure experiences. Jess bravely fields questions while the guys try to understand the mysteries of physical intimacy from the other side.

Money talks take center stage as the crew debates whether anyone could possibly struggle while earning $40,000 monthly. This recurring question becomes the episode's unofficial safe word, popping up whenever conversations venture into particularly spicy territory. When faced with hypothetical moral dilemmas involving slapping loved ones for billions of dollars, the hosts reveal surprising perspectives on where their boundaries truly lie.

The conversation shifts to fascinating explorations of racial identity and cultural perception. From debating whether Italians are considered "white" to examining how different ethnicities are categorized based on one's own background, the hosts navigate potentially sensitive territory with genuine curiosity and personal insights. Their unfiltered exchange highlights how racial categories often depend more on the observer than the observed.

Entertainment recommendations round out the episode with discussions of Final Destination, Blink Twice (directed by Zoe Kravitz), and various streaming series worth watching. The chemistry between hosts creates an atmosphere that feels like eavesdropping on friends having wildly entertaining conversations with no topic off-limits.

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Nobody's Talking Podcast Intro

Speaker 1 0:12

Normally somebody's saying something by now.

Speaker 2 0:18

All right all right, all right.

Speaker 1 0:21

Here we go For another week. If y'all hear some extra conversation, Christian and Jess are sitting next to each other. He said we're going to split them up.

Speaker 4 0:38

I'm going to be on my best behavior.

Speaker 1 0:40

I don't know what.

Speaker 5 0:42

I already got my mic privileges taken away. Hey, welcome to the Nobody's.

Speaker 1 0:45

Talking Podcast. I don't know what up. I already got my mic privileges taken away. Hey, Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. What up? We are here, these niggas. What's going on with all this tomfoolery? It will be four people next week Me, Steve Joe and Sherrod, it actually will be.

Speaker 4 1:02

I won't be here next week.

Speaker 5 1:04

On my birthday.

Speaker 4 1:06

How you gonna miss my birthday.

Speaker 1 1:08

Go ahead with the soap opera.

Speaker 5 1:10

Go ahead with the soap opera the only business y'all should have on my birthday is to be here on my birthday. It's my birthday.

Speaker 4 1:19

Introductions.

Speaker 3 1:20

No go ahead, we just going.

Speaker 4 1:24

You want to know what's going on with your birthday and Christian not being here.

Speaker 1 1:28

Tell them they already know it's the Nobody's Talking Podcast.

Speaker 4 1:31

Go ahead, jess, tell them about your birthday.

Speaker 5 1:33

It's my birthday and you are all required to show up.

Speaker 4 1:36

Yeah, except me, because I'm not going to be here anymore.

Speaker 5 1:38

She got upset Because he's fake.

Speaker 3 1:39

She got upset when you said it as fuck.

Speaker 4 1:42

Oh my goodness, she was like on my birthday, you see that?

Speaker 5 1:46

No, it's mean, that's so rude, what All of you guys better be here on my birthday as the world turns.

Speaker 1 1:52

we won't be here next week. The show may be canceled. Cliffhanger Wow.

Speaker 2 1:59

Due to terrorists.

Speaker 1 2:03

We're going to come back on my birthday.

Speaker 3 2:05

Anyway, we're here.

Speaker 1 2:06

Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Like I said, if you hear a little chatter, it's Christian and Jess I am. Today, I'm going to be Ellis Elba.

Speaker 2 2:18

Ellis Elba.

Speaker 1 2:19

That's what the lady called me at the gym.

Speaker 2 2:20

You look like Ellis Elba.

Speaker 4 2:22

Ellis Elba.

Speaker 1 2:22

Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 2:24

I don't know who that is.

Speaker 4 2:25

Me neither I know who she mean. I don't think she does either.

Speaker 1 2:32

But Ellis Elba. Hey, he's a sex symbol so I'll take it. I'm not quite Idris, but I'll take Ellis. Anyway, this your boy Bosco. Actually, he's only a year older than me Sitting to my left Soup. No, that's Rod.

Speaker 4 2:54

It's just me.

Speaker 1 2:55

You ain't Ellis Elba. You ain't LL Cool S.

Speaker 4 3:02

Who did I get mistaken for? We had this conversation. I already get mistaken for we had this conversation.

Speaker 1 3:06

I already get mistaken for. Oh God, I can't wait to get to Jess to see who they mistake her for.

Speaker 3 3:14

Ike Harley.

Speaker 1 3:14

Why am I having a brain fart? I just heard that name before Honda.

Speaker 2 3:20

Gerard Long.

Speaker 4 3:24

That was a good one. You know what that was a good one. You know what that was a good one. I did get mistaken for him the other day actually because people always see me that work for him and think I'm him. Oh really, yeah, I be checking him too. Don't look nothing like him no, for real.

Speaker 1 3:41

Hey, well, that's Gerard what he just said.

Speaker 3 3:43

I'm the better looking brother, he said shots, shots fired.

Speaker 2 3:45

No, we was no for real. Hey well, let's drive what he just said I'm the better looking brother. Shots, fired Shots fired.

Speaker 4 3:48

No, we was in the parking lot, boom One day. One of his trucks pulled up and I called my brother. I said hey, one of your drivers is here. He's like go walk up to him see what he says. I walked up to him. He gave me this look like uh, uh, uh, don't worry, man, I'm his brother. I thought you Thought you lost some weight. Pretty funny.

Speaker 1 4:10

Shot number two.

Speaker 4 4:12

This be troublemaker number one when they be calling Christian Sitting to my left be.

Speaker 5 4:19

Wait, I'm troublemaker number two. Just Just Just.

Speaker 4 4:24

Just.

Speaker 5 4:25

Just Jess.

Speaker 1 4:26

Just, just, just Just.

Speaker 5 4:27

Just, just, just, and to my left. God dang it Wow.

Speaker 4 4:34

Hey, did you really have to do that? Yeah, she's like which one left she did. Anyway, yeah, sitting to her left, right, the one, the only.

Speaker 5 4:41

Superman is in the building. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew Pew.

Speaker 1 4:49

I told you, you're the only one that get that, oh man.

Speaker 2 4:53

I'm about to bring my own theme music, hell yeah, so I put it on.

Speaker 1 4:59

They call him the Hammer MC Hammer. I am Put me in the mix Hammer time. I wouldn't mind being in the mix.

Speaker 4 5:08

Hey, I got a question for y'all, uh-oh.

Speaker 1 5:11

We starting off.

Speaker 4 5:14

Sorry, jess, this is only for the fellas.

Speaker 1 5:16

Can't live on $40,000 a month, hell yeah.

Speaker 4 5:22

What do y'all think the female orgasm is like?

Speaker 1 5:30

I'm not going to answer that.

Speaker 2 5:32

I don't fucking know. Wet Right, that's all I get. Wet Wet.

Speaker 4 5:41

We have a female here, that's why I decided to ask you niggas first. But we are men, I know what ours feel like we have a female here. That's why I decided to ask you niggas first. Okay, but we are men.

Speaker 1 5:47

I know what ours feel like, yeah, good. Sometimes I can't feel the bottom of my feet, sometimes I can't feel my knees, sometimes my body lock up Does.

Speaker 2 6:03

And Is that shit like like physically draining If you're exiting For a female? That's a good question. Is it physically draining? Because why do you think they can? That's why they can have.

Speaker 1 6:13

Multiple.

Speaker 3 6:13

Multiple orgasms.

Speaker 2 6:15

And we only get one or two.

Female Orgasm Exploration

Speaker 4 6:16

That's not fair, Because that shit is physically draining. Now I've been this nigga said two Told. Not even been told. I've heard that when we bust, we don't actually have orgasms, we just bust. That's not really an orgasm. That's what I've been told, or that's what I heard.

Speaker 2 6:32

No, there's a difference between the orgasm and the ejaculation. There's a difference, those two separate things.

Speaker 1 6:40

Most guys Think that the ejaculation is the same.

Speaker 4 6:44

What about a finger in your booty?

Speaker 1 6:44

to have an orgasm.

Speaker 4 6:46

What about a finger in the what, Wait what?

Speaker 1 6:48

No, I'm saying do you got to have a finger in the?

Speaker 5 6:50

booty, that's where the male G-spot is oh yeah, I knew that, Rasta.

Speaker 1 6:53

Come on y'all, we all adults, don't act like we six, I mean.

Speaker 4 7:01

This shit is still funny. You ain't putting your finger in nobody's booty with them.

Speaker 1 7:05

Fuck no Booty holes.

Speaker 4 7:07

We just said something about the F word, didn't we? Oh?

Speaker 5 7:10

frick no.

Speaker 4 7:10

Sorry, what's wrong with the word?

Speaker 5 7:12

Heck, no Fudge. Sorry, I have a potty mouth.

Speaker 1 7:17

So what if you was a doctor? You wouldn't be able to have them. Mm-mm, yeah, okay, wow, those are dangerous. I don't know what it, what it feels like, I don't know what it is, but that's a great way to start the conversation.

Speaker 4 7:34

You might be on to something with the body locking Cause.

Speaker 1 7:38

I'm fair. You can't feel the bottom of your feet. You seen girls when they toes go. Your body lock up.

Speaker 4 7:43

Nigga, they turn into Rigor mortis Quickly. Yeah, some of them I'm not gonna speak for everybody, or oh, no, go ahead.

Speaker 1 7:52

I was just gonna ask the young lady If, if you, if you giving a, a head shot and they keep going and then you like oh, then you about to sit up here and be like oh, hold up, I hope we on carpet, I'm about to fold up Party's over.

Speaker 5 8:14

That's a complicated question you don't have to answer. If you don't want to, you don't have to See.

Speaker 1 8:20

You know when we was going to ask this question. We was going to get two or three other females on here, just so the focus isn't just you know, Okay, it's different though, because, like, there's two different ways, I guess.

Speaker 2 8:36

Right, it's like you know there's penetration right.

Speaker 3 8:39

Yeah, and then there's stimulation, exactly.

Speaker 5 8:43

Those are completely two different feelings.

Speaker 2 8:45

See, see, see, just like the ejaculation and the motherfucking.

Speaker 4 8:50

The body lock Two completely different things.

Speaker 5 8:53

I'm a little jealous of that.

Speaker 4 8:54

I don't think I've ever experienced a body lock.

Speaker 5 8:56

And I'll never experience a boner. So SMH, nah, that's just.

Speaker 4 8:59

Yes, you do you have, you have You've SMH nah, that's just, you do, you have, you have, you've experienced a boner, you do have a boner, just like you just don't know it.

Speaker 2 9:07

Yeah, obviously you don't know it obviously you still don't, you, still don't.

Speaker 5 9:12

You got a lot to learn am I about to sprout some wood?

Speaker 4 9:16

and our boners is y'all's clit do.

Speaker 2 9:17

I have things to look forward to your clit out like this no, yeah, it does. That's your boner, I swear to God. No, yeah, what do you?

Speaker 1 9:24

think you just sit there, all wrinkled out.

Speaker 2 9:26

I think that's what I said at school.

Speaker 3 9:29

You don't look at it. No, I think I can live off it.

Speaker 4 9:31

Yeah, yeah, I can do that. I don't look.

Speaker 3 9:36

Why do you?

Speaker 1 9:37

think we all got nipples up. What we was going to be $480 a year. You could have been Justin.

Speaker 3 9:45

Stop, justin, you could have been Justin.

Speaker 5 9:50

Justin Bieber.

Living on $40,000 a Month

Speaker 4 9:51

I got a question for you, though Can you live off $40,000 a month?

Speaker 5 9:56

Absolutely $40,000 a month I can live off more $3,000 a month, you got to tell us.

Speaker 1 10:07

Just answer the questions, that's put forth $40,000 a month.

Speaker 3 10:12

Hey, we can all live on $10 and $500.

Speaker 4 10:16

I got another question for you. Oh shit, Uh-oh, Would you rather have $40,000 a month or $10,000 a week? Come on, we need it right now. $10,000 a week or $10,000 a week?

Speaker 5 10:25

Come on we need it right now $10,000 a week?

Speaker 1 10:29

Okay, alright, she's smart, no matter how you give it to me it don't make no damn difference, because if you give me a month, I got four or five weeks, depending, I'm good. You give it to me weekly Weekly.

Speaker 3 10:45

Well, 52 weeks in a year, you give it to me weekly yeah. Well, 52 weeks in a year, what time?

Speaker 4 10:49

does Centerfolds open Right? So 52 weeks in a year, that's $520,000, right.

Speaker 3 10:55

This rich, smart nigga over here 12 months times 40, is what Human?

Speaker 4 11:00

calculator. Ass, nick, that's $480,000. So you got an extra $40,000.

Speaker 1 11:04

There we go, we good Boom With the new Powerball jackpot. I'm giving myself a budget of I'm paying myself $20,000 every two weeks and I'm going to let you all know how much I'm paying myself until somebody hits this Powerball. This is the ongoing saga. I ain't even played it, but it's still fun to play it.

Speaker 4 11:27

20,000 every two weeks what are those odds, though?

Speaker 1 11:32

one to none one to like what never ever happened hope your ass, get lucky hell yeah how many people?

Speaker 2 11:43

you talking about the mega millions?

Speaker 4 11:45

no, I don't talk about station that has the Powerball, let's just say the QT down the street. How many people do you think live in the vicinity of this QT? I told you years ago there's a lot of gamblers out here, hey, yeah, there's a lot of gamblers.

Speaker 1 11:58

Somebody hit 4030 Union Hills Damn, it's been some years ago Must be, nice and January in. In January, actually around my birthday, somebody hit on the new app for like 140 million and it was.

Speaker 4 12:13

Arizona how much is that after tax?

Speaker 1 12:16

well, I don't know, after everything, you probably end up. You might end up more than what you had yeah, that's true, because the actual jackpot you might end up more than what you have. Yeah, that's true Because the actual jackpot for the annuity and the cash is way, way different.

Speaker 3 12:35

So you might end up with $40 million.

Speaker 4 12:37

So right now, if you take the cash, it's $43 million net. You take the annuity.

Speaker 1 12:43

it's $99 million. Yeah, I'm dead. I told you, just give me the payments, Save myself from myself. I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 12:51

You're tying the centerfolds open.

Speaker 1 12:53

If you say yeah you can live on $40,000 a month.

Speaker 3 12:56

Right.

Speaker 4 12:57

But by the end of the month how much do you think you got? A dollar I might be negative. We're going to send a photo.

Speaker 3 13:06

got A dollar, I might be negative Overdraft I got overdraft protection.

Speaker 1 13:14

Hey, because you sitting up here thinking, like shit. Damn. Two more weeks, I get 40 more thousand. That's ridiculous, man. Y'all know I'm good for it. That's what uh, I don's ridiculous, man. Y'all know I'm good for it. That's what? Uh, I don't know man, that's where. Never mind, I don't want to insult them.

Speaker 4 13:31

I'm walking around. I was going to say that's probably what Bron and them make.

Speaker 1 13:35

And then Bron probably like no, don't insult me like that, I'm sorry sir.

Speaker 4 13:40

I don't know. They check probably like a hundred, something, thousand, yeah, because ain't they playoff bonus like at least 40K?

Speaker 1 13:46

Yeah, probably A game or some shit, I know they get paid like every two weeks.

Speaker 4 13:49

I know when they do like the All-Star game and they get paid like $40.

Speaker 2 13:52

Yeah, and then the winner gets an extra and they get the extra, yeah.

Speaker 4 13:55

Is it 10 or 5 for the winner? No, it's like 40 for the winner and like 15 or 10 for the loser, or something like that. That ain't nothing. That paid for their family to show up. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 14:10

Hey, what was the one, didn't you? What's the one you sent me during the week About? Would you slap? Would you slap your pregnant wife? What? For 5.8 billion? Or slap your mom? See, I think my mom oh, my goodness Listen, I think what they should have did. I ain't smacking my mom, hold on. I honestly think no, hold on. I think they should have made it closer, because it's easy for me. All right. I'm asking, steve then, so we back to the what ifs. Here we go.

Speaker 2 14:46

I got it right here, would you okay, wait, alright, recalculating yes slap your pregnant wife for 5.8 billion or slap your mom for 70 billion.

Speaker 1 15:03

Man, I'm slapping my mom 70 billion. I'm slapping the pastor For 70 billion.

Speaker 4 15:05

You slapping the hell out your mom for 70 billion man. I'm slapping my mom. 70 billion. I'm slapping the pastor.

Speaker 1 15:07

For 70 billion. You slapping the hell out of your mom. You slapping. You gonna slap your pregnant wife for 5.8 or your mom for 70?

Speaker 4 15:16

What was the first one the pastor right. Line them up? No, the first one was the pastor for 7 billion.

Speaker 3 15:22

Yeah, I'm slapping the shit out of that the pastor

Speaker 2 15:24

getting his ass smacked. Huh $8 billion.

Speaker 1 15:26

Wait, how much is this to slap the pastor? $7 billion For $7 billion, yeah it's the pastor. Your pregnant wife $5.8 billion, and your mom for $70? $70.

Speaker 2 15:42

Man. I'm slapping the mom Smack them all, just line them up.

Speaker 4 15:46

I'm slapping my mom With the five fingers that sit in her face.

Speaker 1 15:50

Listen, and while I'm slapping her, I'm like here's the routing number and the checking account number, you got all the money you need when you want to go. The way my checking and my savings account is set up.

What Would You Slap For Billions?

Speaker 4 16:04

Listen, what are they saying? Next Friday Barbecue's so good, make you want to slap your mama. Come here, mama, he's like mama ain't nobody going to hit you. Man, $70 billion. She's just going to have to get it, yeah.

Speaker 1 16:21

Yeah.

Speaker 4 16:22

Hell yeah, she'll be fine.

Speaker 1 16:23

You don't even got to explain that. Yeah, yeah, she'll be fine. You don't even got to explain that.

Speaker 2 16:26

Yeah, yeah, she'll be fine.

Speaker 1 16:26

Wait, I ain't trying to wait we having like a slap cut, Nigga, I'll slap you, listen, I'll slap your mom for 70 billion. I will. I'm being honest, Like nigga, hey, Like, if your mom, I'm going to run and I'm going to explain it later Because you will probably be like that nigga had to do that for

Speaker 3 16:51

some reason, because he wouldn't just do that no, yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 16:56

So I'm going to let him just chill for a second and wait for him to call me, he'll explain it and then, when you get $10, million deposited into your account.

Speaker 4 17:05

But then it didn't say you had to slap fire out of nobody, right, right?

Speaker 3 17:09

It just said slap yeah, I just slapped this nigga on the shoulder.

Speaker 4 17:14

I assume it has to be. Yeah, oh no, it's going to be a good slap, because he's going to be like hey he's going to be like Bosco's going to be like hey, ron, you got a gun on you, or nothing?

Speaker 1 17:24

No, I'm good, Okay. Oh yeah, I see your mom standing over there. Go say hi to her Pow.

Speaker 3 17:33

Hey, did this nigga, just slap you.

Speaker 1 17:35

Nigga, I hear the growl. Hey, just to muster it up.

Speaker 3 17:43

Hey, you know when you're you gonna hit somebody.

Speaker 1 17:46

If you say bitch, that gives you extra power Anytime. Hey y'all, this show is for entertainment purposes.

Speaker 3 17:55

We like to joke around.

Speaker 1 17:57

Okay now, after that being said. So when you sitting up there and you looking at a lady, when you say bitch, the smack is harder. No, no, no I want y'all to demonstrate Say honey and try the smack.

Speaker 4 18:14

Honey, it's not a smack. Now say bitch See.

Speaker 1 18:18

It's like it's extra. It works for you too. What if you?

Speaker 4 18:23

add something to that.

Speaker 1 18:24

Dear.

Speaker 3 18:26

Now say nigga, don't say, don't say.

Speaker 4 18:32

Don't say. Don't say Let her Hold on.

Speaker 3 18:35

Wait, we're about to give you.

Speaker 4 18:37

We're about to give you a pass.

Speaker 5 18:40

I'm not about to get canceled.

Speaker 1 18:44

Hey, let me say it.

Speaker 5 18:48

Let me say it one time.

Speaker 1 18:50

That's right. I want somebody to go slide up in there.

Speaker 4 19:00

That is a good question. So you bet you have a sex with a white woman, right?

Speaker 1 19:05

Right Hell. No, she's so good.

Speaker 4 19:08

And she's like damn what you going to do.

Speaker 1 19:11

Nothing I'll be like oh.

Speaker 2 19:13

You ain't going to do nothing. Yes, she said it. Yeah, go ahead and finish it.

Speaker 1 19:17

Gary Owens was talking about that. He was talking about having sex with his wife.

Speaker 3 19:21

He was having sex with his wife yeah.

Speaker 1 19:22

And then, I guess you know, his wife was like oh, nigga. And then so he was telling his boys and it was like oh, so yeah, you know what? My wife said it to me. It was like oh, what did she say? Nope, he said I'm not going to say it, but she called me that she was hard to say it, saying I'm not you that nigga Get it. Oh, that is hilarious.

Speaker 4 19:48

That's nuts. She's like my nigga.

Speaker 1 19:50

No, yeah, no, you would just sit up here and just gonna beat it up.

Speaker 2 19:53

You can't beat it up, no more. You already beating it up, now does that?

Speaker 4 19:57

Does that give y'all Extra when you, when you hear that?

Speaker 2 20:02

shit yeah Nigga, yeah See. Yeah, yeah, you get a little extra when you hear that shit nigga, yeah See.

Speaker 4 20:06

Yeah, you get a little extra. You just get a little extra juiced.

Speaker 2 20:08

Yeah, a little extra juiced, Get a little extra hard. What about you, jess? Give it a ride.

Speaker 5 20:13

What about me?

Speaker 4 20:14

Speaking to the mic when you're getting drilled and you oh my God, we are getting canceled.

Speaker 1 20:24

I want to give you a visual and you give the old attaboy you know you don't have to answer that if you don't like the old attaboy to your driller back there.

Speaker 4 20:35

I've never said that whatever the white people equivalent is can you live off $50,000 a month? I don't know, but I can live off $50,000 a month. I don't know, but I can live off $40,000.

Speaker 2 20:49

I don't know if I can do that Uh-oh, did you spill.

Speaker 4 20:56

We good. He said, we good the way these phones is made. You should be able to dunk it in the water that motherfucker is indestructible For real, but I'll tell you what? Ever since I got a software update on this shit. I swear T-Mobile is strong-arming me into getting another phone.

Speaker 1 21:11

Oh, you know what Now?

Speaker 4 21:12

I don't get the right service.

Speaker 1 21:14

Listen, dude, I'm telling you, oh shit, I think they're all in cahoots it is.

Speaker 4 21:24

I actually read that somewhere.

Speaker 1 21:26

They're all in cahoots, they shut down because I'm telling you, sometimes my phone won't ring. I'm sitting right there, watch won't go off. That's why a lot of times I keep my watch on, because 10 out of 10, or at least 9 out of 10, it a ding. My phone absolutely not. Until you're telling the person oh, my phone doesn't beep all the time. Then they'll send you five texts and the phone will be going ding ding, of course. Stupid.

Speaker 4 22:00

Stupid, she listening, never mind. Well, that's what the app updates do. They updated so like, so, based off the version of your phone you got an older phone, you get an app update. That's what it's going to do, yeah.

Speaker 1 22:15

I know I'm going to have to upgrade life and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 22:18

I have a. He explained that a little too cleanly, yeah.

Speaker 1 22:21

I had an iPhone 13 right now. Right, which one you got, the new, you got the 15 or the 16.

Speaker 2 22:28

It's the 15.

Speaker 3 22:29

Yeah, this is the 15.

Speaker 2 22:31

16 came out after.

Speaker 4 22:35

Yeah, what you got, that's an iPhone 16 plus Damn 16 plus With an iPhone 8.

Speaker 2 22:43

They only got a 16. Now right, they don't got a 17 yet, do they? Oh it's a 16.

Speaker 5 22:47

Oh wait, no, mine's a 14 plus, not a 16.

Speaker 4 22:50

I, not a 16, I was gonna say damn you rich 14 plus what'd you do to the phone case? I got it like that I need to get a new phone what did they do to the phone?

Speaker 5 23:01

case.

Speaker 1 23:03

I don't know I need a new screen protector, though it's all messed up at least that's on the screen and not the phone.

Speaker 5 23:10

Yeah, it's just a screen protector oh, okay no, I just dropped my phone.

Speaker 1 23:14

A lot hey, so we guess Joe ain't coming, huh he called and told us he's stuck in traffic.

Speaker 2 23:20

He said he was gonna try to make it.

Speaker 1 23:21

Yeah, he did say he was gonna try to make it. I know why he ain't coming. I won't say out loud, but I know why he ain't coming. I know that's why he called us Steve he fell off the wagon.

Speaker 4 23:33

Huh, damn, damn. He was doing so good ha shit that nigga is the wagon.

Speaker 1 23:42

Who?

Speaker 5 23:43

are you lying to?

Speaker 4 23:44

he was doing so good. Some people just fall off the wagon. What?

Speaker 1 23:48

is the? Is that in there or no? Yeah, doing so good. Some people just fall off the wagon. What is the? Is that in there or no?

Speaker 5 23:55

Buzzball.

Speaker 1 23:57

Well, buzzball.

Speaker 4 24:00

What does that mix with Chaos? It's vodka. It's vodka and like juice, yeah.

Speaker 5 24:09

It's 15%. They make vodka and like juice. Yeah, it's 15%. They make big ones that are like Damn you ever had a big one. Yeah, I have two in my room right now.

Speaker 1 24:18

Really, how long would it take to drink it?

Speaker 5 24:21

I don't drink it by my will. Yeah, man, oh my Lord, don't admit to it. It's been a couple weeks, hey don't admit.

Speaker 2 24:27

Oh it's been a couple weeks.

Speaker 1 24:28

You said it's been taking a couple weeks to drink it.

Speaker 5 24:31

Yeah, I still have it.

Speaker 1 24:32

You put a straw in it.

Speaker 4 24:34

No, I pour it, you pour it I mix it what you mix it with, with vodka.

Speaker 3 24:40

No, you mix vodka with the vodka.

Speaker 5 24:42

No, no, no. I mix it with whatever juice I have, or soda Red Bull Not really Red Bull, whatever juice or juice I have. Or soda Blue quarter soda Red Bull Not really Red Bull, whatever juice or soda I have.

Speaker 1 24:52

So yeah, I know, when people get, don't they do Red Bull and vodka, I do that.

Speaker 5 24:58

I like Red Bull and vodka.

Speaker 1 25:00

So what does that? Because does it hype you up. And then no.

Speaker 5 25:06

It's just the energy drink covers the taste of the vodka more than soda does. Yeah, oh, okay.

Speaker 4 25:11

Because I've had Red. Bull vodka. I don't feel no extra energy. Oh, go right to sleep. I just had an energy drink for the first time ever last week.

Speaker 5 25:22

What Ever? What was it?

Speaker 4 25:25

One of them Alani's.

Speaker 5 25:26

Those are good, the June float one, the little orange.

Speaker 4 25:30

It was a cherry limeade.

Speaker 1 25:32

Hey, when did Look? I'm trying to look. When did Red Bull? When did Red?

Speaker 4 25:39

Bull start Shit in like late 90s.

Speaker 1 25:42

Because you know, you know I sit up here, I remember.

Speaker 5 25:45

When did they get?

Race, Identity and Cultural Exchanges

Speaker 1 25:45

popular when Red Bull first first first started. When did they get popular? When Red Bull first first first started, me and my boy, big Pete, was going into BP gas station British, like you know. Back in Ohio we got BP gas station yeah, british Petroleum yeah, and they had. They gave us both like a can apiece. So I was just sitting up here thinking like, oh hell, did you drink it? No, yeah, I didn't, dude, I didn't know what it was. So you know, I don't drink energy drinks at all, because what was that?

Speaker 4 26:23

probably early 2000s.

Speaker 1 26:24

I was forced. No, this was the. You know what it might have been. No, for real. I remember I was playing. Is it either late 90s or early 2000s, I remember I was playing flag football and, like the Red Bull, that's what I'm looking up now.

Speaker 4 26:39

It was going around just handing out Red Bulls.

Speaker 1 26:43

Right, right and see.

Speaker 4 26:44

Just try to get.

Speaker 2 26:47

You didn't get cramped up. No.

Speaker 4 26:51

Actually, red Bull don't bother me. If I'm gonna drink an energy drink, it's gonna be Red Bull.

Speaker 5 26:57

I like the new peach one. They came out with the summer edition.

Speaker 2 27:00

Red Bull man, you can never go wrong with peach. I like that one in the the new Zero oh wait, y'all don't believe it.

Speaker 5 27:09

I don't understand the allure what's that it actually says 89.

Speaker 1 27:15

Let me see, it was actually founded in 1984. Oh dang, oh really, that's interesting.

Speaker 4 27:22

When did it take off, though?

Speaker 1 27:24

I know For sure when me I was out of college. I know for sure I was out of college. It might have been 97, 98, yeah. I remember seeing the commercials around early mid 2000s, that's when, I started seeing the commercials. Were you born?

Speaker 5 27:48

2003. Damn, I started seeing the commercials.

Speaker 3 27:51

Where you born 2003.

Speaker 2 27:55

Damn that's hilarious.

Speaker 1 27:56

That doesn't even sound right.

Speaker 5 27:57

Shut up. Yes, okay, 2003?.

Speaker 1 28:02

I moved to Arizona in 2002. I know man.

Speaker 5 28:07

My parents don't even know each other.

Speaker 1 28:10

You were graduating. Goodness gracious that sounds weird, don't it?

Speaker 3 28:17

That sounds crazy as hell.

Speaker 4 28:18

It sounds like nobody should be born after the 90s. When were you born?

Speaker 5 28:23

90. That sounds weird to me.

Speaker 1 28:25

Damn. That's when you'd be sitting up here like, oh she just a baby.

Speaker 5 28:32

I thought you were younger than me.

Speaker 2 28:34

Oh well, thank you.

Speaker 5 28:37

Rest of y'all. We knew you're old Shit. That's only because we talk about it, yeah.

Speaker 1 28:42

But if you saw us in the streets, Ain't no way in hell you'd think I was old nigga.

Speaker 2 28:47

My body look like your age Streets.

Speaker 1 28:51

It don't feel like it, but it look like it.

Speaker 5 28:54

What's your freaking muscle thing?

Speaker 1 28:56

Oh, I don't know what's going on with me right now. Boy, my damn knee.

Speaker 5 29:00

Your massage gun.

Speaker 1 29:02

Oh man that damn thing.

Speaker 4 29:07

I heard that thing going crazy on the episode. Oh man, he got a cramp one day. We almost crazy on the episode.

Speaker 5 29:10

Oh man, he got a cramp. One day we almost wrecked the car. I said what happened? He said I got a cramp.

Speaker 3 29:20

He almost killed us.

Speaker 4 29:22

For real, I've been there. You drive, you get a cramp in like your hamstring.

Speaker 1 29:28

Hey, that was off the record. It's on the record now.

Speaker 4 29:32

I must be doing something wrong. I ain't never got a cramp that bad.

Speaker 2 29:35

Really.

Speaker 4 29:35

Out of nowhere I must not be doing something wrong.

Speaker 1 29:38

I caught one on a motorcycle. This nigga caught one that had to lay the bike down in the grass.

Speaker 2 29:46

I did.

Speaker 1 29:47

I jumped right off the curb. Dog, you can sit there and just lay the bike down. Ever so gently. You're like, oh, dog, hey, it is especially on a motorcycle. One time I was coming on a 101. I was going 101 East, I was coming up on 67th Avenue and I sneezed and caught a cramp in my ab. You just saw the car like boom, and then you could tell, like the car is next to me, like oh my God, then I'm rolling and you know it's a safe way right there. Yeah, dog, I'm sitting up here. Come on light, let this light change. Let's just like change wasn't a lot of traffic. The light ended up turning green. I made a left. I made the left made a right up into the uh parking lot. Dude, I'm, I put it in park man. I got up out that car. I was like that is the worst oh, it was.

Speaker 1 30:54

I'm telling you, to me that was, that was probably the worst. How you gonna explain a crash?

Speaker 4 31:03

because you, because you caught a crab in my damn hamstring.

Speaker 1 31:06

Hey, remember somebody crashing was getting topped off was. Was that Teddy Pendergrass? Might have been, might have been, yeah.

Speaker 4 31:12

I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 31:14

But who cares? They know we don't fact check.

Speaker 4 31:16

Statute of limitations too.

Speaker 1 31:17

Yeah, sorry to his family. But yeah, allegedly somebody was getting topped off and crashed into a tree.

Speaker 5 31:26

That's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 31:28

Must have been some grade A rope.

Speaker 5 31:31

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 31:33

How do you sit up here and crash into a tree?

Speaker 4 31:35

It is hard to focus, though.

Speaker 2 31:37

Just pull over.

Speaker 3 31:38

Yeah, just pull over, it's not as fun.

Speaker 4 31:43

It's not the thrill, like you said she had to be a goat right Goated as the kids say, no gag reflex. I mean if you're getting domed in a car as the driver, you're thinking okay, I can't crash, I can't crash right, Right. But when that nut's coming?

Speaker 2 32:05

All bets are off.

Speaker 4 32:07

So that's the orgasm nut right there, when that body locked right.

Speaker 1 32:13

Would you run through a red light? I said I saw this cat getting domed. You know I'm sitting up here, I'm driving down, you know you look down. And he looked over at me and gave me the thumbs up.

Speaker 2 32:27

Oh, no, Okay yeah.

Speaker 1 32:30

Hey, I was like, hey, go ahead. I was like, hey, this live porn right now. Then you sit up there and be like God damn this green light.

Speaker 4 32:39

I'm just sitting there watching like hope you don't wear it in front of you.

Speaker 2 32:46

Yeah, I saw a girl on the highway giving this dude a head.

Speaker 3 32:49

She was going at it.

Speaker 2 32:52

He was just like this.

Speaker 3 32:57

I'm like god damn.

Speaker 2 32:59

Yeah that is what if he was on your motorcycle.

Speaker 4 33:03

you pulled up next to him and you saw someone getting hit. You gonna knock on the window. Oh, no Me, next Me next.

Speaker 3 33:07

You gonna knock on the window. Oh no, me next, me next.

Speaker 4 33:12

You pull up your visor and be like oh hey.

Speaker 2 33:17

What are y'all doing in here? You roll down the window. I'm like my camera. I say you got a camera.

Speaker 4 33:25

You got a camera that would be tight. Pull up somewhere on a bike. Just pull the visor up. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 33:35

I mean, like I said, all my years of travel I've only seen it that one time, just that one time.

Speaker 4 33:42

In the Tesla you got the you know the self-driving feature In the Tesla.

Speaker 3 33:47

Completely Doing it Just at it.

Speaker 5 33:51

I've never seen that before. Front seat driver's seat dude sitting there.

Speaker 1 33:54

she's right on top. I've never seen that, I just see it.

Speaker 2 33:57

No, people want to try it. Self-driving is crazy.

Speaker 4 34:03

I just saw it in porn.

Speaker 3 34:03

Was it appealing.

Speaker 4 34:07

Oh hell, hey, I mean, we own it, it. Can you live on forty thousand dollars a month?

Speaker 3 34:15

that's our bed and safe word. It just ain't weird because it's like the only lady here and you're like, it ain't like everything that you're not supposed to do is fun, right?

Speaker 5 34:25

if you're not supposed to do it, you're gonna want to do it yeah, I'm gonna, that's true. I'm just saying, I mean that's why Roadhead is Roadhead.

Speaker 4 34:38

That is very fun. Well, it's fun getting Roadhead. I don't know if it's fun for the women giving it. It must be if they're going to do it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 34:48

You ever get.

Speaker 4 34:48

Roadhead.

Speaker 3 34:49

Just don't hit a bump. Just don't hit a bump, I'm going to do it, Nigga.

Speaker 4 34:53

I'm talking about to a bitch nigga, Are you?

Speaker 1 34:54

crazy man Huh To a bitch.

Speaker 4 34:57

Oh no, this nigga automatically went that way. Yeah, I did go that way.

Speaker 3 35:07

Hey, I'm saying that would be impossible.

Speaker 4 35:09

Give it to a lady while she's driving. That wouldn't work. You ever suck some titties while she was driving. You know what I mean One lady to drive. How did you do that? That seems uncomfortable Because she got to work around it.

Speaker 1 35:20

Yeah, I ain't never did none of that, that's some complicated stuff.

Speaker 5 35:23

Right there, I mean the only thing.

Speaker 4 35:24

I can see is you get a little popping.

Speaker 1 35:27

Oh yeah, like the little finger motions.

Speaker 5 35:31

Oh, that's different. Everything else seems very complicated. Yeah, that is very complicated.

Speaker 1 35:38

Everything in a car is supposed to be done on a man.

Speaker 4 35:42

Yes, Men did invent the car. Shout out to the Fords Sometimes yeah.

Speaker 1 35:49

I mean a moving car, one you know wants his part. Stationary then.

Speaker 4 35:55

Stationary cars is a different story.

Speaker 1 35:57

Y'all ever had sex in a two-seater? Hell yes.

Speaker 5 36:01

Wait, two-seater A two-seater, a car without a backseat, I mean in the front seat.

Speaker 4 36:08

It wasn't a two-seater, but it was just in the driver's seat Exactly, yeah, the two-seater.

Speaker 1 36:15

You said you have.

Speaker 2 36:16

Oh yeah, that was my first car. I had a two-seater.

Speaker 1 36:20

Oh shit, Was it a Ford EXP or?

Speaker 2 36:22

what it sure was.

Speaker 1 36:23

Nigga Ford EXP. Nigga Ford EXP.

Speaker 2 36:26

We had sleeping bags in the back man dog. We did everything.

Speaker 1 36:32

Elaborate Details please.

Speaker 2 36:39

Do 12. Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 36:44

That was my cool boy car. You know the people like man. They are freaky as hell.

Speaker 4 36:49

But is it freaky though, man? They are freaky as hell. But is it freaky though? Is it really?

Speaker 5 36:53

freaky, not really.

Speaker 4 36:54

Nothing's freaky anymore, right.

Speaker 5 36:56

You would be surprised. Not socially acceptable to talk about.

Speaker 3 36:59

Everything is socially acceptable.

Speaker 4 37:00

Apparently, some dudes out there don't believe that the female orgasm is real.

Speaker 1 37:06

You said some dudes, some dudes out there, it's because they're not doing it right. How are Jamaicans don't eat poop, don't eat coochie, jamaicans don't eat coochie they refuse. You know it's a Jamaican restaurant around the way. You have to go up in there and test that theory absolutely not.

Speaker 5 37:25

Why would I want to test that?

Speaker 1 37:27

well shit, we can't hey content. We need something to talk about on the show. So they got jerk chicken. Why would I want to test that? Why would I want to test that? Well shit, we can't hey content. We need something to talk about on the show. They're like. Well, I walked around the corners to the Jamaican restaurant. And what do you say to Drew Travels?

Speaker 5 37:39

with Jess. They don't like white people. I just asked him.

Speaker 2 37:44

He's like you don't want no jerk chicken, that is not jerk chicken.

Speaker 1 37:48

That's funny because I might go up in there now.

Speaker 4 37:51

It don't sound so bad. They got oxtails.

Speaker 1 37:54

Probably. I think they moved. They were further up on Cave Creek you ever had oxtails. Jess. No, they're closer, I would recommend.

Speaker 4 38:04

Nobody's Talking Podcast Eating coochie to oxtails All in a matter of 30 seconds.

Speaker 1 38:09

Oh dog.

Speaker 4 38:11

You know how we do yeah we super random.

Speaker 1 38:14

We talk about everything.

Speaker 4 38:15

That should be an episode title right there. Hey, the last week's episode title was hilarious.

Speaker 5 38:20

Oh, what was it?

Speaker 4 38:22

You don't listen.

Speaker 5 38:23

I didn't see the title. No, I don't listen. I was about to say I don't see the title. No, I don't see the title. No, I didn't listen.

Speaker 1 38:28

Pass your mic to the guy on the left.

Speaker 4 38:29

I was here why do I have to listen if?

Speaker 5 38:32

I was here.

Speaker 4 38:35

To listen to myself talk. Sometimes it's funny. You got to critique yourself. It's funny to listen back.

Speaker 3 38:38

I don't like to do that I do that enough on my daily.

Speaker 1 38:42

Do you have friends? Do you have friends critique you?

Speaker 4 38:46

Do you tell anybody about the show? I mean yeah, in which way?

Speaker 5 38:49

but they don't listen, they don't. They're not podcast people, they suck.

Speaker 4 38:52

In which way do you critique yourself, like just how you act, how you talk to people every time? Yeah, for real, I'll have a conversation.

Speaker 5 38:58

I'm like why did I say that, like that?

Speaker 4 39:00

for real. Yeah, so you second guess everyone does that do not all the time. You want to know what you can do to stop that stop overthinking everything slow down.

Speaker 1 39:15

I can't do that.

Speaker 5 39:16

I'm a Gemini oh yeah.

Speaker 3 39:17

I forgot, she's crazy she crazy are you crazy?

Speaker 5 39:23

a little bit. What do you consider crazy?

Speaker 1 39:27

I don't know, you're not crazy. You want to know how I? You're not crazy.

Speaker 4 39:30

You want to know how I know you're not crazy.

Speaker 1 39:33

Oh shit, hold on, because you say that you're crazy. I didn't say I was crazy.

Speaker 5 39:36

I said a little bit. You just said that. I said not really A little bit. A little bit, not really, whatever, crazy motherfuckers.

Speaker 4 39:48

What else we're watching TV over here, Come on, let's go.

Speaker 3 39:52

Go ahead, we're enjoying it.

Speaker 1 39:55

Come on, we want to see the show. We got like 21 minutes left.

Speaker 5 39:59

I'm crazy, depending on situations. And next on as the World, if the situation calls for me to be crazy, then I'll be crazy, and if it doesn't, then I won't be Loving the white woman.

Speaker 3 40:07

I'm so sick of her. I'm sick of her so far.

Speaker 5 40:09

But if it doesn't, then I won't be Loving the white woman. I'm so sick of that. I'm sick of her so far. I'm so sick.

Speaker 4 40:16

Hey, what was y'all's favorite soaps? Did you have favorite soaps? Young and the?

Speaker 2 40:19

Restless. Yeah, it had to be Young and the Restless.

Speaker 4 40:21

General Hospital.

Speaker 2 40:23

Dove.

Speaker 4 40:24

Dove, I'm just kidding. Oh you idiot. Oh shit, that was a good one. That was a good one. It took me a while to get it, but I got it. Oh my.

Speaker 1 40:35

God, she crazy Dial. Oh my God, Swap hey bar soap dry you out. Hell yeah, I don't like bar soap.

Speaker 4 40:49

Do you use a loofah Okay? They say it's not good to use a loofah, but I use a loofah.

Speaker 5 40:54

I use either a loofah or one of those little scrubber things.

Speaker 1 40:56

Do you use a wash? I use a wash rag. I like wash rags.

Speaker 5 40:59

Yeah, I'd rather have something to hold on to.

Speaker 1 41:02

Yeah.

Speaker 4 41:05

I got loof these gloves.

Speaker 5 41:06

You would.

Speaker 2 41:07

Those motherfuckers are the best.

Speaker 5 41:10

Man, I sure do that shit feels so good because you don't do it.

Speaker 3 41:14

I'm not bald.

Speaker 2 41:15

You don't do it for me. That's what I'm saying. I got to do it for myself, loving the white woman Shut up Episode two. I tried to get you to do it. Give me one, give me a rub down, nope, nope.

Speaker 1 41:29

Look at that golden caramel muscular man right there.

Speaker 5 41:34

There's nothing gold about that Milk dud. Milk dud. He said milk dud, you know you want to rub the milk dud.

Speaker 4 41:42

I want some milk duds now.

Speaker 3 41:45

I haven't had those in a long time.

Speaker 4 41:47

They just stick to your teeth.

Speaker 5 41:48

I don't like how they stick to your teeth, those and dots To the root of your mouth.

Speaker 1 41:51

I love dots, I'm not a fan of dots.

Speaker 4 41:53

I think I lost a tooth one time eating dots.

Movies, Shows and Entertainment Talk

Speaker 1 41:56

What about juju fruits? Never had those. Well, you know what I'm going to tell y'all this? I think I was 51 years old. Damn, hey, damn. I better hope you look this good when you get this age. I won't. I'm white, I did not want to say it.

Speaker 3 42:15

I'm like oh, she's so aware. Yeah, you got to get a good 10 more years.

Speaker 1 42:20

That's the first key. Right there You'd be like man, they should stay out the sun.

Speaker 4 42:24

No, I'm out.

Speaker 1 42:26

God, you didn't hear what Rod said.

Speaker 4 42:30

Did he say 10 years? You like being in the sun.

Speaker 5 42:35

I'm really in it.

Speaker 4 42:36

Yeah, you gotta stay out the sun yeah.

Speaker 5 42:39

I don't tan. I should cause I'm pale as hell.

Speaker 1 42:43

No, I'm saying like when you tan, do you tan?

Speaker 5 42:46

Oh.

Speaker 3 42:46

I get tan.

Speaker 5 42:48

Cause I'm Italian. Oh, you're Italian, hey.

Speaker 2 42:50

So tell me this Do you tan, oh, I get tan, oh, okay yeah.

Speaker 5 42:52

I get really tan because, I'm Italian, oh, you're Italian.

Speaker 1 42:53

Oh, you got 12 more years to fill in, hey, so tell me this Are Italians white? Because I'm going to tell you this when you're black, everything is white.

Speaker 5 43:04

If it's not black, well it's just like if you're white, everything's black. You could be from a bunch of different places and you're still white.

Speaker 1 43:11

So you know, a black dude would be like oh my chick is Italian. You know, your chick is white dog, don't try to clean it up Now. If she's Mexican, okay, now that's evident.

Speaker 2 43:22

What if she's Sicilian?

Speaker 5 43:24

That's still white.

Speaker 1 43:26

Like Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 2 43:27

Kim.

Speaker 1 43:27

Kardashian is white. Okay, like Kim Kardashian, kim Kardashian is white. Okay, what about Mexican? No, that's brown, yeah, that's brown.

Speaker 4 43:33

So evidently the thing going around now is Irish people. They're white. Oh gingers, no gingers, no gingers you're right, specifically gingers.

Speaker 1 43:42

So Irish Gingers are black.

Speaker 5 43:45

Yeah, that's what's going around. They're white, they're white, it's funny, they're white. That's what's going on. They're white, it's funny, they're white. That's what's going on.

Speaker 1 43:52

Here's another thing Mediterranean. Let's talk about the Indians. They brown. No, the dots.

Speaker 4 44:00

Okay.

Speaker 1 44:01

Not the feather. Okay, anyway, the dots, not the feather.

Speaker 2 44:09

Okay.

Speaker 1 44:09

I always wondered Y'all done? Walked around some college campuses and stuff. Yeah, they dark as hell, hell yeah, but they always gravitate towards the white people.

Speaker 2 44:21

Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 44:22

I know they see TV shows and all this and they are taught to think like all. Black people are like bad or hoodlums and they want hoodlum up in here. Ain't no hoodlums in here, like at all. I'm hood. I ain't no hoodlum.

Speaker 4 44:41

Nope, I ain't never been arrested. Are you a hoodlum?

Speaker 3 44:45

No, he's gonna wait.

Speaker 4 44:47

Cause she's confident, like looking around I'm trying to figure out, but what I wait.

Speaker 1 44:50

Because she's confident, like looking around I'm trying to figure out, but what I'm saying is but she's white, I'm white, so I won't ever be considered white. So no matter what.

Speaker 5 44:56

I won't be considered no.

Speaker 1 44:58

Let's say, we all sit up here. Hey, this is for entertainment purposes only, y'all you know, you got to say that sometimes, sometimes you got to give a disclaimer, yeah, anyway let's say we all sitting up here, we about to go rob this bank, like we talked about before the show. Yep, like I said, it's for entertainment purposes only. Sure did the cops roll up, boom, jess.

Speaker 1 45:22

Oh, these black men are all on me, I would play the hell out of this shit, nigga, and she is the one that came up with the whole plan. Now we all locked up. Now she's counting the money somewhere With her Italian boom.

Speaker 5 45:39

And now we all locked up, I'm going to be sitting up on the couch watching the game and y'all are going to be not here, and I don't even like the game. You're watching it.

Speaker 4 45:49

Baseball is clearly football.

Speaker 1 45:53

But hey, that's what I'm saying, though. You could just sit up here Now if we are rolling up, I'd be like, oh they, they'd be like, no, that's not working. Yeah, but for them I got a question for you, that part yeah that part.

Speaker 4 46:12

This is what's really gonna get me, you and your man at home arguing. Say he lays his hands on you a little bit, not too much, but just like he gave you a honey. Oh, okay, a honey are you calling the cops?

Speaker 5 46:32

no, I don't call the cops unless I absolutely have to you gonna swing back on them. Huh, you gonna swing no, I just you gonna cut that motherfucker.

Speaker 4 46:39

You just gonna, you just gonna walk out like hey, I'm done with your ass no you gonna well did I deserve that shit, oh shit, oh damn.

Speaker 5 46:47

Do you deserve it? Did I deserve it or did I not? No, no.

Speaker 1 46:50

You never deserve it.

Speaker 4 46:51

Does any woman ever deserve?

Speaker 1 46:53

it you forgot to see. Well, sometimes you role playing. Sometimes I said bitch, don't bite me. Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, just show us for entertainment purposes.

Speaker 3 47:11

You live on $40,000? Stop, oh my God, I would like to hear what she's got to say, though, because this is going to make a difference.

Speaker 4 47:17

All right, now go ahead.

Speaker 1 47:18

Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 5 47:19

Well, no, I don't call the cops unless I absolutely have to so like. If my life is in danger, then yeah.

Speaker 4 47:26

But like everyone gets angry. If he just shaked the hell out of you one time and just kind of threw you down on the couch, you just, he was just mad, he was angry I'd just never talk to you again.

Speaker 5 47:38

I'll walk past you. You're not going to see me look at you not a single time.

Speaker 1 47:42

Okay, alright well, now ask me the same question. I'm good, your woman hit you. I'm calling the cops this is the nicest.

Speaker 5 47:49

Yeah, you would.

Speaker 1 47:51

I am calling the cops Like listen here, young lady.

Speaker 5 47:54

And I would start crying. I am calling.

Speaker 1 47:58

I am calling the po-pos.

Speaker 4 48:00

You know what they're going to do when they show up at your door.

Speaker 1 48:02

They're going to probably arrest me. They're going to arrest you. I'm going to jump over the fence.

Speaker 4 48:05

They're they arrest both parties On a domestic violence case. They don't laugh at you. They arrest both parties.

Speaker 5 48:10

Usually yeah. They arrest both of y'all.

Speaker 1 48:13

They gonna be like. I've never been domestic before. She's a white woman.

Speaker 4 48:16

There's no way that she did this to you, officer. You're black ass. You didn't even do anything.

Speaker 1 48:21

Ain't that funny, like when they do Like that, that was good, I'm dead, I can fake cry on the man too.

Speaker 5 48:30

You don't want to play with me? Oh damn, nope, do it.

Speaker 2 48:34

You don't want to play with me? Officer? He got angry.

Speaker 5 48:39

I can't wait episode 3 and we're gonna get y'all on podcast.

Speaker 1 48:45

We're gonna sub, sub sub as he reaches over yeah she suddenly looks at him in the eyes she be like oh, that's a nice line on that show do you know, I am loving this commentary attracted to the darker hue lying on this show. Do you know I am attracted to the darker hue. Not too dark, but the darker hue I'm normally in a white boy's eye.

Speaker 5 49:15

You're almost to my limit, but not quite there.

Speaker 3 49:18

You're not, you're black, you're semi-sweet.

Speaker 1 49:21

You're black, not completely dark. Can you go get that brown?

Speaker 3 49:23

paper bag for me, please.

Speaker 1 49:23

This is going to determine if you're going to hit're not. You're black, you're semi-sweet. You're black, not completely. Could you go get that brown paper bag for me, please? This is going to determine if you're going to hit or not.

Speaker 5 49:32

Are you Hershey's or Nestle? You're black.

Speaker 4 49:37

But you're not like one of those dark black guys, you're not from the hood.

Speaker 5 49:42

There are levels, cause there are. There are levels, yes.

Speaker 1 49:45

There are levels, yes, cause you got Super, super Hood black, then you got Soft like Braxton black.

Speaker 5 49:54

I can't stand Hood. I'm Braxton black, whether you're Black or white what?

Speaker 3 49:57

was his name.

Speaker 4 49:58

Braxton, braxton, hartner, hartner, hartner, hartner, there you go, hood is hood I can't handle.

Speaker 5 50:05

no, if you're, you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 50:10

Ain't it weird how?

Speaker 4 50:12

come on, ain't it weird how, no matter the color of the hood always sounds like a nigga. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 50:20

Because I'm going to tell you why, though, I'm going to be honest. Because it's going to tell you why, though, I'm going to be honest? Because?

Speaker 5 50:25

It's all because of boys in the hood.

Speaker 1 50:26

No, because you know what white people in the hood, what they're considered right. They call them trailer trash, yeah.

Speaker 4 50:34

So that's all it is. I mean, they really do. If it's a white hood cat, a black hood cat, a Mexican hood cat, they will all sound like the nigga, hood is hood.

Speaker 1 50:45

It doesn't matter, we're dominant. Here's the thing. We just have just people of color. You can be Hispanic, black, asian. We just have so much culture. Now, all of a sudden, you're seeing the haircuts and the beards and the cats putting a part in their hair Cornrows.

Speaker 1 51:12

And so now, all I'm going to tell you is this you will never, ever, ever, no matter where they're from, you ain't going to never out nigga a nigga. I'm just going to be completely, do what you want to do. I have none of that. I'm clean cut. This is whatever you do, whatever you want, nah.

Speaker 4 51:32

I'm from there. Ain't it crazy, steve, how everything is coming back around, though, like the cornrows is back. Oh yeah, y'all like cornrows.

Speaker 1 51:43

Nigga, I was doing that shit In high school Right.

Speaker 2 51:44

Like straight back.

Speaker 1 51:44

Hey Layers all of that shit. Second grade, third grade. You ever sweated a chick's braids out, nah?

Speaker 4 51:50

Me neither. Hey, I did one time though.

Speaker 1 51:53

I should be asking questions.

Speaker 4 51:56

I be thinking about it. Oh, you pulled them out. I ain't pull them out. It was a wig that I let go.

Speaker 2 52:01

No, I ain't pull them out, it was a wig that.

Speaker 4 52:02

I found I was smacking from the back right, Went to grab her hair. I felt the braid.

Speaker 1 52:07

I let go. Oh damn, you started this shit.

Speaker 3 52:10

Yeah, I would have put it on.

Speaker 1 52:15

Pull off the whole lace front. And then turn around and put it on yourself Nah because she had to Look at me. Don't I look like Gobi Ross?

Speaker 4 52:22

She had to buy doofro. So I was thinking all right, this shit is hers. Oh Jesus. It wasn't hers. It wasn't hers. Oh no, I was a little disappointed. Oh man it is what it is. She turn over. It's all crooked.

Speaker 1 52:43

Let me fix that for you. We out of control, man, your hair is so pretty. Then she started doing the walk of shame.

Speaker 2 52:46

Grabbed her wig and you'd be like man.

Speaker 1 52:49

You'd be like hey, her feet are dirty. You'd be like God damn.

Speaker 3 52:58

I told you she was us.

Speaker 1 52:59

Look she laughing. You know you done had some dirty feet in your day.

Speaker 5 53:03

Dirty feet? No, you know, you done, had some dirty feet in your day.

Speaker 1 53:05

Dirty feet, no. You never had a walk of shame ever in your life.

Speaker 5 53:10

In your young life.

Speaker 2 53:11

I have a child who's just riced.

Speaker 4 53:13

You don't walk bare feet. Please say that with a straight face. You do walk bare feet.

Speaker 5 53:16

Exactly.

Speaker 1 53:17

I know you be outside walking bare feet Boom, so you done sat up here and you done got a little tipsy and you done sat up here and been like damn, these heels is. I mean I know you wear sneakers, but you might have stepped out and had on some heels At graduation party.

Speaker 4 53:31

And then you just like you still could have went, josh, I know you still could have went to support you.

Speaker 1 53:42

I'm done.

Speaker 5 53:43

Don't forget, I'm young. Covid was happening when I graduated. We didn't have a graduation congratulations on your GED.

Speaker 4 53:51

Damn, covid was five years ago did she not say I didn't graduate.

Speaker 1 53:58

I didn't, and I didn't get my GED either so you just out here, dumb as hell, listen, with no GED, no high school diploma, and can't you live on $40,000 a month?

Speaker 2 54:14

I can do $40,000.

Speaker 4 54:19

So you're just out here dumb.

Speaker 5 54:26

Listen. I'm smart about some things, Not all things I dropped out.

Speaker 1 54:30

I said it's hard out here for a pimp.

Speaker 3 54:33

What was?

Speaker 1 54:33

you saying about your movie man Shit, I did see Final Destination. What'd you think? I loved it.

Speaker 5 54:43

Don't spoil it.

Speaker 2 54:44

No.

Speaker 1 54:45

I'm going to watch it.

Speaker 2 54:45

Trust me, I'm the coldest, just riddle me this.

Speaker 4 54:48

Just riddle me this. Was it more emotional than you thought it was going to be? Yeah, okay, yeah, we'll talk off air. It was good. No spoilers. I liked it.

Speaker 1 55:05

I will say the graphics, because you know I'm from like. When did it start? Like?

Speaker 4 55:08

2000, 2000. Yeah, the original final edition, yeah, the first one. Yeah, 2000.

Speaker 1 55:13

So now it's just funny the way they kind of did stuff.

Speaker 4 55:17

You're like that's crazy yeah, this one was a lot more smooth yeah, yeah, everything is oh yeah, Everything is now, right Now.

Speaker 1 55:24

Mission Impossible is out, oh man.

Speaker 2 55:26

Yeah, I got to go see that.

Speaker 3 55:28

I've never seen a single one. What Not a?

Speaker 4 55:31

one, yeah, no.

Speaker 1 55:31

Yo, you still ain't seen.

Speaker 2 55:33

It's like Fashion Feud you still ain't seen Hobbs and Shaw.

Speaker 4 55:36

I haven't. I haven't been watching that. I'm in that movie. I haven't watched the Enemy, but yeah, this movie that I was watching is called Blink Twice. Y'all heard of that.

Speaker 1 55:55

Hey, that's with Channing.

Speaker 3 55:58

Channing Tatum, yeah, channing Tatum.

Speaker 1 56:00

I heard that movie is good, that man.

Speaker 4 56:03

Watch the movie y'all. It's on Prime if you have it. Blink Twice.

Speaker 1 56:06

Blink Twice is on, prime it's on.

Speaker 4 56:08

Prime. It's been out for a year.

Speaker 1 56:10

Oh yeah, no, it's been out a minute. Is that the one where he's in a telephone booth? Hey, don, but I heard it was good, though is that wait now. Is that horror or is it thriller? Thriller, is it okay?

Speaker 4 56:26

shout out, to shout out to Zoe Kravitz. You know that's her directorial debut oh, she directed Blink. Twice you watching Crunchyroll? Yeah, she directed it. Alright. Hobbs and Shaw is on Hulu, is it? I'm gonna check it out, hobbs and.

Speaker 1 56:41

Shaw, hobbs and Shaw, hobbs and Shaw. I know y'all saw Hobbs and Shaw. Yeah, I'm the only one at this table.

Speaker 4 56:48

who hasn't seen Hobbs and Shaw?

Speaker 5 56:50

I haven't seen Hobbs and Shaw. Oh wait, the.

Speaker 4 56:53

Fast and the Furious With the Rock and Jason Statham. No I haven't Ellis. Elba, good question, do you?

Speaker 5 56:59

do your homework. What Good question.

Speaker 4 57:00

Did you do your homework? What was her homework? She ain't had no homework. She had homework. Yeah, I didn't have any homework.

Speaker 5 57:09

Okay, what do you think?

Speaker 4 57:10

Check her agenda. I'm trying to think. I've been watching a lot of series lately.

Speaker 5 57:17

No, I did not, because I had to pay for my homework. Yeah, no, I just watch.

Speaker 1 57:21

It's not streaming. Like I said, I just do movies, you just don't do movies. Yeah, I do a lot of series. I got nine swats uh loaded up.

Speaker 4 57:28

Oh, yeah, oh I'm just the last. I'm about to have a great summer.

Speaker 1 57:31

It's the last season, uh-uh oh, I don't know, that's nine up.

Speaker 4 57:34

Well, not exactly nine hours, but how long was shamar more on the young and restless? Shamar Moore on the Young and the Restless.

Speaker 1 57:43

Probably forever, I actually Googled it today.

Speaker 4 57:45

He did like 500-something episodes.

Speaker 1 57:47

Did he Damn so for how many years? I want to say like oh dog, he was one of the hell yeah, he wasn't one of the originals? No, he wasn't the original.

Speaker 4 57:55

So yeah, young and the Restless was started in 1974.

Speaker 1 58:00

Is that when it started?

Speaker 4 58:01

Yeah, 73 or 74.

Speaker 1 58:02

That's a damn shine. That's how I can remember that. Well, not remember it, but I was around back then.

Speaker 4 58:07

What made me think about it? Because it was on the TV. Today I was working from home.

Speaker 1 58:11

Victor Newman's still on there. Victor Newman's still on there.

Speaker 4 58:13

He's got the most episodes, so I started Googling it.

Speaker 1 58:18

So it's been. He started from the original 43.

Speaker 4 58:22

No, he didn't start till 80.

Speaker 1 58:24

Oh, he started in 80?.

Speaker 3 58:25

Yeah.

Speaker 1 58:26

Good old Victor Newman Still on there. Jack, still on there? Yeah, cause I really didn't watch it. Victoria, but I know, or, um, nikki, oh, yeah, victoria Rao, oh, you talking about the black chick, oh, victor, the white lady.

Speaker 4 58:40

Yeah, nikki, okay, okay, but then I was like I went down a little rabbit hole, started Googling people who was on there. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 58:51

Anybody have any soap opera crushes?

Speaker 4 58:53

Hell yeah, I'm looking at them right now.

Speaker 1 58:57

I ain't watching enough to. I know I liked Debbie Morgan yeah.

Speaker 5 59:02

I don't watch soap operas.

Speaker 1 59:04

You gotta realize, debbie Morgan. Yeah, you gotta realize, back in our day there was no cable, it was three channels, like three, five. I'm saying there was just three, five and eight.

Speaker 5 59:15

So Poppers are all network, then the news would come on.

Speaker 1 59:20

We'd watch the Price is Right the News Then so Poppers, the news will come on. That's all I have. We'll watch the Price is Right. The Price is Right the news, then soap opera.

Speaker 5 59:26

I had Cubo and Ion Television. That's all I had. You had what Ion Television.

Speaker 1 59:33

I heard Ion Television and.

Speaker 5 59:34

Cubo. That's all I had, so I'd re-watch reruns of Criminal Minds and Law and Order.

Speaker 4 59:40

Were you watching Psych?

Speaker 5 59:42

Hell yeah, I love Psych.

Speaker 1 59:44

I think I heard that before.

Speaker 5 59:46

I love Psych.

Speaker 1 59:51

They both close.

Speaker 4 59:52

I've seen Psych. It's pretty good.

Speaker 5 59:56

I haven't been watching movies, though I'm about to become an anime nerd here in a minute. Crud troll, what you about to watch, guess who else watched anime?

Speaker 4 1:00:01

I watched season 2 of J anime nerd here in a minute. Crud troll, what you about to watch? Guess who else watch anime.

Speaker 5 1:00:04

I want to watch season two of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Speaker 1 1:00:07

Never finished it. I'm spying on 40,000 a month.

Speaker 5 1:00:09

I have to finish season two. I've just binge watched the whole first season.

Speaker 4 1:00:14

Maybe I'll watch that it's actually pretty good After I watch Hobbs and.

Wrapping Up and Birthday Plans

Speaker 1 1:00:18

Shaw, episode four.

Speaker 4 1:00:24

Homework. So what, we've had four episodes done.

Speaker 1 1:00:28

Hey everybody. Thank you for hey Lilo and Stitch is out. I'll be Caucasian.

Speaker 4 1:00:33

Yeah, I'll wait.

Speaker 5 1:00:34

I'll work on that. I'll wait for a problem, I'll get more hood.

Speaker 1 1:00:38

But hey, I mean, you might have you know, might be some little kid.

Speaker 4 1:00:41

No, my thing with that man. Leave these animated classics alone. No, I like like Lion King was done pretty good.

Speaker 1 1:00:48

Lion King was cool. It was really good. Oh what Lilo and Stitch?

Speaker 4 1:00:51

Lilo and Stitch was animated back in 2002.

Speaker 5 1:00:54

Yeah, Lilo and Stitch is an animation. I have no idea they're redoing all these Disney movies.

Speaker 1 1:00:58

They got 52. And then they doing a live action.

Speaker 5 1:01:02

Moana the mountain times you go to. You should know about movies.

Speaker 4 1:01:05

I never seen. I don't pay attention to Lilo. I mean, I know Lilo and Stitch is cause. I see people's backpacks and stuff so they gonna do a live action. I know Moana.

Speaker 2 1:01:15

I watched them both when I was on the plane going to hopefully soon. Yeah, a live A live action Thundercats.

Speaker 5 1:01:21

I'll watch that.

Speaker 4 1:01:22

If they do.

Speaker 1 1:01:25

I'll watch that.

Speaker 3 1:01:27

Like He-Man and all that. Voltron. They already did a He-Man, they did a live action He-Man.

Speaker 2 1:01:37

With Skeletor, but they didn't do a live action Thundercats.

Speaker 3 1:01:43

They do that.

Speaker 4 1:01:44

I'm watching that.

Speaker 1 1:01:47

I might watch that three times if they do it right they ruining them that's Hollywood, for you Hollywood hey, we hope y'all enjoyed the show. Once again. Our conversations is just for entertainment purposes only Next week we might talk about Diddy.

Speaker 3 1:02:09

It's your birthday.

Speaker 1 1:02:10

We might talk about the Diddy trial.

Speaker 4 1:02:13

I'm going to just go on record and say happy birthday, jess, since I'm not going to be here.

Speaker 2 1:02:16

Thank you, hope y'all have a magnificent Memorial Day. By the time, y'all listen to this Diddy. You want anything for your birthday, didn't she say greens?

Speaker 5 1:02:25

I do want greens. Collard green Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 1:02:28

Have you ever had collard greens?

Speaker 3 1:02:30

Yeah, that's why I want them. I've been craving them.

Speaker 1 1:02:33

They made right. Hey, tell them, stop trying to disrespect your white.

Speaker 4 1:02:38

Jess, what are some good?

Speaker 1 1:02:39

white things. I am white, yes.

Speaker 4 1:02:41

Listen, I didn't even know you was white.

Speaker 5 1:02:43

What I don't know, what he tells me about. I know I'm looking pretty tan these days.

Speaker 1 1:02:46

No, you Italian, Sicilian, thank you. Hey, we're going to take a group photo one of these days, because I know they want to match voices with faces with voices Speaking of one of them days that's on Netflix now.

Speaker 4 1:03:01

One Faces with voices Speaking of one of them days that's on Netflix now One of them days.

Speaker 1 1:03:04

Hell yeah, if you didn't get a chance to check it out theaters. Watch it on Netflix. I went to the movies to see it. Tony Baker was on it. Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 1:03:11

His part was too small, for me it was too small.

Speaker 1 1:03:15

Anyway, biscuits dry, I was done. That shit was funny. It was good, I like when he said If you don't have it now, you don't have the money today, you ain't gonna have it.

Speaker 2 1:03:28

You ain't gonna have it tomorrow, unless I hit Powerball.

Speaker 1 1:03:31

You ain't gonna have it next week or next month. I ask you next week.

Speaker 2 1:03:36

Anyway.

Speaker 1 1:03:37

Holla.

Speaker 5 1:03:38

We miss you, joe.