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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Gym Etiquette and Dating Confessions
What really happens when you approach someone at the gym? Is there a perfect length for men's workout shorts? And why do dating standards seem to change as we get older? These burning questions and much more are explored in this week's entertaining and unfiltered episode featuring returning guest Rosalinda.
The conversation kicks off with a lively debate about gym culture, where Rosalinda confirms what many suspect but few discuss openly: most women don't want to be approached during their workouts. This segues into a hilarious breakdown of men's fashion trends at the gym, particularly the emergence of ultra-short "hoochie daddy shorts" that leave little to the imagination. According to our guest, the ideal men's short length is about three inches above the knee – anything shorter ventures into questionable territory.
When the topic shifts to attraction and dating preferences, the hosts and guest don't hold back. They explore how physical appearance drives initial attraction, but with fascinating differences between genders and cultures. There's a notably candid discussion about body preferences and the hosts' theory that "God never gives you the perfect trifecta" – you can have a nice body, pretty face, or great personality, but never all three.
Perhaps most insightful is the conversation about how dating changes with age. As the hosts explain, what appears to be "higher standards" in older daters is actually the result of life experience and a better understanding of compatibility. Meanwhile, Rosalinda reveals the best places to approach women (coffee shops and restaurants rank high, gyms rank low) and the immediate red flags that make her walk away from potential suitors.
Whether you're navigating the dating scene or just enjoy candid conversations about human attraction, this episode delivers equal parts wisdom and laughter. Subscribe, share with friends, and join us again next week for more unfiltered discussions that nobody else is talking about.
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Speaker 2:I'm sneezing already. Damn, as soon as we crack the mic.
Speaker 3:Ow.
Speaker 2:What's up boys? Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here for another week. We got a long time. What would you call it a long time guest, a guest from the past.
Speaker 4:A once in a while guest.
Speaker 2:Yeah, every now and again.
Speaker 3:A once in a while guest.
Speaker 2:Here to bless us with her presence. I am your boy, I'm Bosco, and sitting to my left. You know who it is Rod.
Speaker 4:To my left Rodeo, rodeo.
Speaker 2:Rodeo is the aggressive one. To my left, rosalinda, say it again, we got Telemundo in the house.
Speaker 5:Rosalinda.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. Anyway, she made me moist.
Speaker 4:Is it the way she rolls her arms? Yeah.
Speaker 2:Rosa Rosa.
Speaker 5:What if I say Rosalinda?
Speaker 1:You don't do it for me. Rosa I'm sorry, I'm not saying you're not a handsome man, but you just don't do it for me, just hate to say it.
Speaker 2:Anyway, I am drinking Root beer, root beer exactly, and I ain't even saying and he is drinking, that's an energy drink.
Speaker 3:That's a Celsius. Is it an energy drink?
Speaker 1:Yeah, kind of that tastes pretty rough there, the Celsius. Not too bad when they say not too bad.
Speaker 4:It's bad, it's bad. No, it's actually pretty good, have you had them before yeah yeah. Pretty good is bad. You would have said that they're she-o-some. They're one of the more healthier ones.
Speaker 2:I remember we talked about when Red Bull started last week or the week before or whatever, and so that's a competitor like Red Bull, and Monster.
Speaker 4:I think this is one of the more healthier ones. This one got pretty good reviews.
Speaker 2:Do y'all have a? Because I don't drink energy drinks? Supposedly not.
Speaker 4:I think't drink energy drinks Supposedly not.
Speaker 5:I think everything is excessive if you drink too much.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I might have one.
Speaker 1:I've seen one guy has kidney stones and he almost died, he's probably drinking one every day. He was fucking hurting boy. No, that shit hurt. You got to pee it out.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know, but for him to get a kidney stone from that man went to pee and collapsed. Yeah, but if he was getting kidney stones from drinking, and what?
Speaker 2:exactly are kidney stones. It's actually like a stone. It's a stone.
Speaker 1:And it just forms in the gut in your kidney.
Speaker 4:Man, you have to pee them out, don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 5:But they're bad if you Well they use a laser to crush them. I think, hey, you know what, but you know what they're bad if you drink it like with an empty stomach.
Speaker 1:Oh Well, I ain't never got to worry about that then.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you should not be drinking those.
Speaker 1:I could drink the mother all day, then that's not making any sense they say the like, she was saying excessive drinking.
Speaker 2:I'm sure excessive drinking of anything, yeah, except for water.
Speaker 4:Yeah, except for water, even water, they say, even water, they say it has to be a lot.
Speaker 2:But they say if you just drink a lot of water, water, it has to be a lot. They say if you just drink a lot, a lot, a lot.
Speaker 4:You're basically drowning yourself.
Speaker 3:If you're just sitting there drinking gallons of water you're drowning yourself.
Speaker 1:Your body can't absorb all that water. You can only absorb so much an hour anyway. You have to let it pass through water. That's what it is. You can only absorb so much an hour anyway.
Speaker 5:Right, you have to let it pass through.
Speaker 2:Man water. I swear to goodness I could drink some water right now. Now I got to use the bathroom. I swear to God, in about six, seven minutes. Once you hit 40, that's when it happens, how in the hell To?
Speaker 5:men Once you hit 40,.
Speaker 3:You take a sip of something and you be like god damn why I got a piece of it.
Speaker 4:I used to be able to hold it.
Speaker 2:But then sometimes I be on a road trip and have to use the bathroom, I be like, ah, I be alright.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, like if it's like an hour If it's like not a long, long road trip. You don't reach that shit. No more If it's coming for like an hour or two. But there have been a couple times where I'm like I don't think I'm going to make it to pacing, let me go and pull over. In a little safe road, crack the door open, just pee in between it, like, okay, I don't think nobody can see me, they're going too fast anyway, it was a trip.
Speaker 4:I was driving down the freeway last week. I can't remember where I was going, but dude was backed up.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh.
Speaker 4:He was off to the side of the freeway and he's probably 10 feet outside his car peeing. He wasn't even next to his car. Yeah, he was just.
Speaker 1:Well, no, you ain't supposed to, because if anybody see it, they want to see it.
Speaker 4:Want to see you peeing, or want to see yeah.
Speaker 1:If they see it, they want to see it. Yeah, I mean, if you think about it Like you know, what is he doing? He peeing, okay, oh yeah, keep it moving, oh yeah, but you would You're trying to be discreet, discreet about?
Speaker 4:it Because really, that's still public indecency. Right, you got to go. You can still go to jail, but what's?
Speaker 1:crazy about it, you ain't going to go to jail.
Speaker 2:Just don't do it by no school yard.
Speaker 4:Well, what's crazy about it? There was a tree maybe 20 yards from where he was from, so he could have easily went behind On the other side of the tree.
Speaker 5:You know that man walked 20 feet.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't have made no damn 20 feet Shit. No, I'm just telling you.
Speaker 4:I know I ain't gonna make it. It was a trip. I don't even risk a situation like that no more. Nah, nah, if.
Speaker 1:I see a bathroom sign. I got to go Shit.
Speaker 4:That's what happens when you get 40. You don't even have to pee, you just be walking by a bathroom like sometime you go to the motherfucker and he ain't got no more dick trill.
Speaker 1:Let me go ahead and go.
Speaker 2:You hear some little running water, Ah damn it.
Speaker 1:I got to use the bathroom. Don't let it come out Is it the same for women.
Speaker 4:You can't risk it though.
Speaker 5:No, I think we can hold it.
Speaker 4:Y'all can hold it.
Speaker 5:I I mean, I guess, until you get like super old, older.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's when they wear them pull ups yeah man do too,
Speaker 4:we can just whip it out.
Speaker 2:Y'all can't whip it out everywhere though, oh you can don't do it by no school yard.
Speaker 1:You gotta register if they catch you in public period, you got to register.
Speaker 2:A school bus go by you peeing, you be like damn. Let me go down to this police station and register man. I was peeing. A school bus goes past me.
Speaker 3:They don't even tell you how you registered.
Speaker 1:They just say you registered. Now everybody think you're a pervert Because you had to pee.
Speaker 2:Has anybody gotten any? Like you know how you get letters in the mail and stuff. Oh, I used to get them all the time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, over in Litchfield I haven't gotten any. I don't mean neither, and I had all of them on the refrigerator, like three or four of them in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2:And then, well, you probably would too, especially having little kids at the time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had little girls too. Yeah, all in the refrigerator?
Speaker 3:Yeah, how was it?
Speaker 2:They sent them to your house.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know if they do it as much now, because I mean, you know, I guess fucking deviant behavior is acceptable now. They don't send them as much as they used to.
Speaker 4:I think in my old house I got one.
Speaker 1:Because I know the number of perverts ain't decreased.
Speaker 2:Oh no, hell. No, they probably just stay in the house now. Not decreased at all, because you got the internet. And then you know there'll be a staying in the house now, and not decreased at all Because you got the internet. And then you know there'd be a few in the gym.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, they didn't have to kick a few people out? Why have you seen someone get kicked out?
Speaker 2:Why no? But I do know of somebody that got kicked out. He was stalking Damn, he was stalking. And I'm sitting up here like man. This dude is like some, like he would. I mean you would see him go talk to a chick and it's just. I mean, you know, you walk around the gym, you say hi to people or whatever, but it's not, it's like meaningless, like oh hey, what's up?
Speaker 4:okay let me ask. Ask Rosalinda a question. So you're an average looking woman am I so at the gym, can you tell when dudes are checking you out, looking at you, following you?
Speaker 3:not really, but there was one dude no, he got kicked out.
Speaker 5:No, he got kicked out, yeah, but he was so obvious, Like not just Dude, I told y'all it was a dude at your table.
Speaker 2:You've seen he was at LA Fitness. Really I didn't want to put him out there, but he was at LAF. Yeah, edit that. But you can't. He was at LAF, edit that.
Speaker 5:I don't notice that Because I'm so focused On my routine I don't look around. But that dude, it was just so obvious.
Speaker 1:Really. Yeah, he was annoying, since we're on the the gym when it's become Cool For the guys To wear them Little bit of shorts, dog, you mean the like which ones?
Speaker 2:The.
Speaker 1:European ones.
Speaker 2:Whatever you know, like they had, oh Cause they got the hoochie daddy. Hey, wait, hold on Real quick too we gonna get to his. But I just wanna throw out here so we can talk about this after. Shout out to Johnny's house. I was listening to him A couple days ago and I guess it's supposed to be A Johnny's house. I was listening to him a couple days ago and I guess it's supposed to be a Speedo summer for men. Obviously that ain't going to catch on.
Speaker 1:Just like the men rumpers, I'm not wearing.
Speaker 2:Listen, you wearing a Speedo? No, no, me neither. It's just uncomfortable. I'm not wearing. I'm not wearing.
Speaker 1:Remember they tried that shit with the rumper? Yes, they had the man rumper.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the little jumpsuit, women wear it. You know what a rumper is who the hell gonna wear a rumper A man.
Speaker 1:Warriors. Are you fucking serious? No, but I've been noticing a lot in the gym. I call them catch me, fuck me shorts. Okay so.
Speaker 2:Is there a difference.
Speaker 4:So they got the hoochie daddy shorts right.
Speaker 2:Now which one are the hoochie daddy shorts?
Speaker 4:So they cut off about halfway through your thigh and then they got the shorter shorts in there.
Speaker 1:Man, they got the bead in the middle and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 2:That's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1:They might as well put on a pair of pink panties.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not in though.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying, I just been, I'm like man. Why in the hell are they wearing that shit?
Speaker 2:Y'all got big legs or whatever.
Speaker 1:I don't care how big your legs are. There's no reason to wear that.
Speaker 2:You ain't going to rock it, joe no.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to it doesn't look attractive. So what is? But she knows what I'm talking about. So what would be?
Speaker 4:considered, like as far as length of shorts, that you would want to see a guy in.
Speaker 5:A guy. Yeah, just probably Regular shorts Three inch Above the knee Above the knee, yeah, so basketball shorts too long.
Speaker 4:Basketball Three shorts too long, three inches above the knee. So if you're working out, but if you squat, you don't really want to squat in basketball shorts, because they can get above the knee.
Speaker 1:That's three inches above the knee of the tennis skirt. No, it's a what A tennis skirt Like the shortest.
Speaker 2:No, the three inches. So what if the shorts are like? The length is like Above the?
Speaker 1:knee. You said three inches above the knee, that's three fingers. You said three inches above the knee, that's three fingers.
Speaker 5:Okay, my fingers are tiny, that ain't no damn three inches.
Speaker 3:Isn't it an inch a?
Speaker 1:finger. No, a finger inch is like that.
Speaker 2:It is like that you got big fingers.
Speaker 1:I know, but that's a finger inch, that's right here.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's about an inch. That's a finger inch, so like your thumb, from the thumb knuckle to the end of your thumb Knuckle to the Just a little bit up off your knee.
Speaker 1:Okay, then, thank you. Yeah, Because them guys be wearing them shorts, man, and I'm like this is fucked up.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's just in. Look attractive. You know what I mean? Yeah, it looks.
Speaker 2:No, I know exactly what you're saying. I see them in the gym. I sit up there and look at them. Like you's up, I'm sitting there thinking.
Speaker 5:I'm thinking like I said this is the kind of shit you should be mad about, not the transgender thing.
Speaker 1:This is the shit you should be mad about, right now. Wear that shit to the gym.
Speaker 2:Like, who told you that them shorts were attractive? Okay, we know you have nice legs, you might want to show them off. No, I want to show them off. No.
Speaker 5:But I don't think they're even comfortable for you guys.
Speaker 2:Sexy legs is for a woman.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 5:And then I was seeing guys doing squats. It's not even, it doesn't even look comfortable, because they're short. And then you go down and it's more.
Speaker 1:Shorter, yes, and then for some reason they're always chewing gum. Use up. You know the one that's chewing gum and lifting.
Speaker 2:I'm like, oh God, damn. Or the cat is always throwing the bar against the ground. I'm like dude In front of the mirror. It's only 25 pounds on each side. Man, that's so annoying. Stop making so much noise.
Speaker 1:Making all that noise?
Speaker 2:I don't make any noise, it's just you know your basic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, Like you know, if you're trying, you can hear my mom across the gym and shit and you walk over there like tens on that move.
Speaker 2:You can hit them all across the gym and shit and you walk over there like tens on that move. Oh, that's terrible, that is the worst.
Speaker 1:Hey Talk, listen, what the hell you know how you sit up here.
Speaker 2:You know at the gym and cats. You know it's like three dudes on a bench, right. You know they sitting up there, they getting it in, listen. You lift what you want to lift, I could care less. You know they sitting up there, they getting it in, listen. You lift what you want to lift, I could care less. You do you. But then you got like a 10 and a 5 on or two 10s, and then you lifting next to the chick and she got like a 25 and a 5. Oh, I saw that this morning actually you got to leave, bro.
Speaker 4:I saw that this morning.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's crazy, this chick was so anyway, how do you feel it's called ego lifting? How do you feel outlifting men? We ain't even talking about squatting, we're just saying like on the bench, yeah, we don't when you have a 25 and a 5 on Damn good.
Speaker 5:So you're benching. What about 135, 95?
Speaker 2:125. 125. I think it's my max Right now, but you're going to get.
Speaker 5:So you want to do 135?
Speaker 2:Yeah eventually A 45 on each side. Mm-hmm, have you ever done it before?
Speaker 5:Yes, one time. Yes, we did one time oh that's good.
Speaker 2:That's good. No that's real impressive. Do you want to say you want to say your, because I know women don't like to talk about their weight.
Speaker 5:My weight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, would you say how much you weigh 136. Okay, oh, that's real good. That's impressive, because if you said 236 and you lifting 135, you'd be like, yeah, yeah, like I said you know what they say. Hey, no, listen, because I saw I was walking into the gym, there was a young lady and her workout partner. She was putting out 185.
Speaker 3:I was like okay, Nigga, she was putting out 185.
Speaker 2:I was like, okay, Nigga, she was 285. But then, you know, it was just. I mean you're like, okay, yeah, you're supposed to be 185. Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 1:She should have been putting out 285 then, but it was so funny.
Speaker 2:Because you could tell it looked kind of like she was, you know, a power lifter, kind of like you know like a power lifter. So I'm sitting right here and you know kind of you know my shoulder kind of messed up a little bit, something like 135. So you know, they sitting up here, I throw them two plates on. Bitch, you got me fucked up. I ain't him. All right, get on out of here. Ego lifting right there. I know nigga, I do 225, but I don't know more Now I do 185.
Speaker 5:Then how do you feel when a woman is lifting more?
Speaker 1:weight. No, no, I get up and leave.
Speaker 2:No, she ain't going to lift more weight On a squat, on a squat. Yes, I don't care when it comes to legs. You squat more than me.
Speaker 4:I don't care when it comes to legs, like if a woman's in there and she's doing a hard like heavy leg. So, like for me, on leg press, I stop at about five plates. You warm up at five plates. Like for me, I don't again. Listen yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't go, I think my max has been six. I go three plates, four tops, but I normally work out with just two plates, two plates On the leg.
Speaker 4:Yeah, see, I stop at five. I probably work out with four. So there was a woman in there.
Speaker 2:I'm built for speed.
Speaker 4:And she had probably six plates on her. I'm just like go ahead.
Speaker 2:Was she going all the way down or was she half? She?
Speaker 4:had some legs on her, she was strong Okay.
Speaker 1:That kind of bothered me, you know, when a dude had like 13 plates.
Speaker 2:Yeah, one dude had on like eight plates, each side Two on the top. Hey, then he had his hands on his knees. Hey, I know y'all probably out there in podcast land like why y'all hating Because this is for entertainment purposes only?
Speaker 1:and we letting y'all hatin', because this is for entertainment purposes only, and we lettin' y'all know what the hell we don't like, because that's what haters do.
Speaker 2:Yes, Today is a hatin' episode. You know what else I hate? Rich people Nah listen the dude that just drove past me in a Ferrari.
Speaker 1:They put all that weight on the leg press and that motherfucker moved one inch. Yeah, like lift it. I said what the fuck was that?
Speaker 5:And then you know I'm the type to wear, but is your?
Speaker 2:ego like everybody else? No, that's, I mean, we all have egos.
Speaker 5:But if I put it on there. I can lift it Three inches. Okay, I'm going to lift that, yeah.
Speaker 2:Like honestly, for real, when I did the 225, I really only did it just because of my shoulder. So I was like let me just see if I did it a couple times and was like, yep, I'm not back yet. I just tried to do a dip this morning. I was like nope. So all I do now is just the landmine press and I do the multi grip.
Speaker 4:I can bench press like that, but I can't bench press traditional let me ask you something, joe, say you at the gym, pretty woman like Rosa Linda comes around you, eagle lifting you gonna throw another plate on you ain't gonna be like, oh bad bitch, because all my years in the gym I have never been successful in talking to a lady in the gym.
Speaker 2:Never.
Speaker 1:Never.
Speaker 5:Don't look, listen, you never know, maybe this is what you're saying no, here Okay.
Speaker 2:Gym crush here now. Here's something else.
Speaker 1:I tried once and she goes you don't talk to people while they're working out.
Speaker 2:That's what she told you, don't talk to people while they're working out.
Speaker 5:That's what she told you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, Okay so, all right, listen, let's talk about this.
Speaker 5:It's annoying because you were right there doing your workout, you have your AirPods and people coming.
Speaker 1:She didn't have her plugs on, so I figured it was safe. Okay, but what?
Speaker 4:if it's an attractive guy that you're into, what if you don't want?
Speaker 2:to miss your opportunity, like, okay, I want to talk to her.
Speaker 4:Let me at least say hello, you got something in common. You're working out.
Speaker 5:If I like the dude, I'm going to say hello and probably start talking.
Speaker 4:You're going to approach the dude and say hello.
Speaker 5:No, I'm not going to approach the dude. But if the dude approaches me and and I think he's cute and I like him, then I will talk to him, I will stop my workout and have a conversation what if a chick asked me for a spot?
Speaker 4:does she like me?
Speaker 1:no damn I don't know.
Speaker 2:No, you want hey then sat up here and they blow oh, hey, can, hey, can you spot me? Nah, nah, I'm straight. You know what's puzzling about the?
Speaker 1:whole thing.
Speaker 5:Nope, maybe she does like you, because I would never tell.
Speaker 1:You could go and try to give female advice, right? I mean, of course everybody can learn something, right? Right? No exactly, and they'll get offended. But a fat dude can come up and give ab tips and nobody say shit.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you about this one. See story time there was a dude blue jeans, white white dingy, white white beater. I just had to throw that in there for that's okay. So people would know, that's okay.
Speaker 2:We sitting up here hitting abs, hitting sit-ups. Right, you come up to Steve. Oh see, like what you want to do. Now you know I'm sitting off in the back. I'm just sitting up here like has this cat looked at his belly? Okay, now you look at Steve's belly and you look at this dude's belly. I'm like why is he giving? It should be vice versa, right, steve should be giving him tips.
Speaker 1:Won't nobody say shit to that guy? Yeah, I was just sitting up here laughing and he'll give advice all day long.
Speaker 2:I had to go get a drink of water.
Speaker 1:Women be laughing and joking with him and shit you go up there. Hey, let me show you yeah.
Speaker 2:I got this tricep workout. I got this. Hey, I've been doing this for a long time. Listen.
Speaker 2:How dare the gym, the the, some funny stuff, especially because I like to people watch and I've been going to the same gym over 20 years, so I've seen people from freshman year of high school to where now they got kids and you're like man, I've been in this gym a long time, but it's just weird. Then you see the young lady talk to the guy and I just be like, ah, this ain't going to end well, because I know she's single, because she's just always in there like by herself. Then I see you can kind of see it start to work and you be like, oh, okay, now I ain't talking about they're a real couple, I'm talking about they met at the gym and I'm like, oh hell. And next thing, you know like, damn, where's homeboy at right? Then you see another good, another dude. You be like, ah, she's still trying. Now I ain't gonna say, well, I don't even know who she is, but all I'm gonna say is that she on dude number three right now. Damn, I'm like.
Speaker 2:I don't see them, no more well. I'm like hey, forget that. This my gym. You just gonna see me once you like.
Speaker 1:Just say, if you did smash, it'd be kind of difficult to go back to the same gym yeah, that's, that's, yeah.
Speaker 2:To go back to the same gym yeah, that's, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1:It wouldn't bother me either, but still.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's I don't know. I think that's super, super awkward, Like just trying to hook up at the gym.
Speaker 4:I mean, if you I mean that would be anywhere though.
Speaker 2:So if you hook up at the bar, I mean I mean if you but you're supposed to hook up at a bar and a club If you're a regular at a bar.
Speaker 5:But the gym is like hey, you just see each other, you just go to a different gym if it doesn't work out.
Speaker 1:It might be a safe haven.
Speaker 4:Or just yes and no. I mean you just let you see each other. You go to the gym, that's a safe haven for you, man. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Burn off all that shit you put in.
Speaker 4:So then if you see her and you mad as hell, now you gonna lift harder, like this bitch. Now you up here Lifting harder.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying Now. I can lift 95 pounds Last week. I was doing 65 I'm just saying this is all that aggression I'm trying to get out Ever, ever, ever, ever. I got 0% Success rate At the gym.
Speaker 4:How many? Okay, how many times have you tried?
Speaker 1:Probably two maybe three.
Speaker 4:So you're 0 for three. Yeah, you've been lifting for a long time.
Speaker 1:I'm done with that shit now, though.
Speaker 4:No, I would never. I would never coach a woman at the gym.
Speaker 2:I don't think that. I think it's creepy.
Speaker 1:And then you find out they'll wait for a couple of months and then tell you oh, you know I got married. Okay, you could have told me that last month, you know what I mean Like last month.
Speaker 5:Okay, so where's a good place to meet someone?
Speaker 1:A grocery store. She got a lot of meat in her basket. Massage parlors.
Speaker 2:Where.
Speaker 1:She got a lot of meat in her basket.
Speaker 2:No, I said massage parlors. Shout out to D-Watt, I don't know what would you? Consider Go. Browns. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Depends on what you're looking for in Ohio. I'm just playing. If she got a lot of meat in her basket, then you know, it might not be cost effective, but that's probably what you doing with all that meat, if you going there, she ain't got nothing but potato chips and Skittles and shit. She probably young.
Speaker 4:So I mean ask yourself that question what would be a good place for a guy to approach you? Let me get my pen, though, before you start, take notes, joe, let me get my pen Coffee shop. Just like, so you're ordering your triple latte.
Speaker 5:Coffee shop, or maybe I'm sitting down, what?
Speaker 1:coffee shop Like Black Rifle.
Speaker 5:Starbucks Bikini.
Speaker 4:Beans.
Speaker 3:He said Bikini Beans, no coffee shop like black rifle, penny coffee shop, starbucks.
Speaker 2:He said bikini beans no ain't that the girls with the bathing suits? Yeah, a lot of women up there, dutch bros maybe a restaurant, if you're by yourself a restaurant would you eat by yourself?
Speaker 5:oh yeah, I have done. You've ate by yourself before. You don't seem like the type that'll eat by yourself. Oh yeah, I have done.
Speaker 2:You've ate by yourself before. You don't seem like the type that'll eat by yourself. You just look like you always have company.
Speaker 4:Would you sit at a bar or would you sit at a regular table?
Speaker 5:I've done both. If I don't want to wait for a table, I just go and sit on the bar.
Speaker 4:So if a guy approached you at the bar and said, excuse, me miss.
Speaker 5:How are you?
Speaker 4:doing. My name is such and such.
Speaker 2:Or what if he came like hey, you going to let me crack hey.
Speaker 1:I know how do you spell such and such.
Speaker 4:S-U Hold on, hold on and arch Let me spell it out S U Hold on Hold on and Arch, let me spell it out, don't just say it like that. I don't know how you spell that.
Speaker 1:I'm writing all this shit down. I'm like I'm successful One of these days.
Speaker 4:That's interesting Cause, you know as guys.
Speaker 2:We don't really think about that Cause, listen, I'm gonna tell you this. You know I do a lot of podcasts Listening and Internet searching. And I'll tell you this you know I do a lot of podcasts listening and internet searching and apparently people are kind of chilling on the well, I'm sure people still online date, but they said people are kind of like chilling out on the dating sites.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I agree, and just trying to get it. I guess they say it has to do with yeah, because it has to do a lot yeah with the catfish.
Speaker 5:Well, I don't think it's so much as a catfish, it's just dangerous because you just never know.
Speaker 2:And what if you did the reverse catfish? No, I think, I don't think that would work.
Speaker 3:No, like you know, you send a person and he looks like, uh, like shallow, how you ever saw the movie. Shallow, how you know kind of, you know like a kind of chubby out of shape.
Speaker 2:Dad vibe, unassuming, and then you know, you start vibing a little bit and you be like you know what, let's meet up. And then you meet up and then it's like Michael B Jordan slash. His name is Michael B Pitt Washington, so he's like Denzel, brad Pitt and Michael B Jordan all morphed into one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's just handsome as hell.
Speaker 2:And then you just like, would you be mad? Like wait, you're supposed to be some fat dude Hell no, I'm like, you ain't really my type.
Speaker 4:I thought you was going to look like this, hey, but if it was the other way around, you would be mad.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I want a dad bod.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah some women do like that right, that's all they get, bro.
Speaker 1:Don't believe that shit. You think it's a lie, I don't want. No, goddamn, dad bod. They don't want no dad bod Joe they stuck with that motherfucker and he ain't going to work out and he got a fat belly and shit. They say that shit to make their man feel good. Oh, I like the dad bod. You're lying ass. See, I've heard that.
Speaker 2:I've heard that, listen, I've heard that Some women don't like she a lying ass.
Speaker 4:They don't like their men looking as good as them. She's a lying ass.
Speaker 1:No, I'm telling you, I mean we got one right here.
Speaker 4:But listen, I'm telling you, right now You're.
Speaker 2:Okay, you think she. Wait wait, wait At first wait.
Speaker 1:You think she gonna take a diet bod Average, or did he say?
Speaker 2:above average. What no? At first Remember, did he say average or above?
Speaker 1:Oh, anyway, yeah, but your average Is different from my average. You can't go by average, no, listen.
Speaker 2:Anyway, we keeping it 100. You know you Well above that. But If you have a guy you can't go by average. You want a guy that works out right.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 2:That's what you want though right Okay.
Speaker 4:But do you have friends that don't care? Do you, do you?
Speaker 1:It's funny.
Speaker 3:Well, inquiry minds want to know, Well and cry reminds one of those. I do have friends.
Speaker 5:That don't work out. But they want guys that they're in shape, but they don't work out.
Speaker 4:See that's bullshit.
Speaker 2:Listen that Bull, that. No, that's an absolute no, no, yes.
Speaker 5:That's an absolute no, no. But to me my man has to work out, has to look good, because if he looks good I out has to look good, because if he looks good I look good.
Speaker 4:You'll look good for your man Okay.
Speaker 5:Which makes sense.
Speaker 4:But so, like women come up, you know they be like oh, I need to do that. 6'2", 6'3" make $100,000.
Speaker 3:You know he works out every day.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying Don't throw money in it, take the money out.
Speaker 4:He said, there we go.
Speaker 3:But then they don't look good themselves.
Speaker 4:So you're just like, okay, well, do you work out what do you bring to the table? You know what I'm saying Again that's such a standard Sometimes you ain't been here.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no, because you can have somebody. Okay, let's just say they make a million, they don't care what he look like yeah, look at Chris Rock before he start making money See. Yeah.
Speaker 2:So now let's just say you sitting up here, no, he wouldn't. And you just sitting around and then a young lady tap you on the shoulder or whatever. You look back and be like oh man, I was wondering if I could get your number and it's like Rasputia. You'd be like girl, if you don't get out of here, if you don't get your ass out of here, nah, you ain't gonna do that You'll be like you know At that point in time, you ain't going to do that. I mean that's standards.
Speaker 1:You'll be like. You know you have to have some standards At that point in time. You would just hit them with the I'm married thing.
Speaker 2:But, but, but.
Speaker 1:But my ring fell off in the bathroom.
Speaker 2:What if Halle Berry? What if Halle Berry tapped you on the shoulder? I'm taking my ring off. How you doing? I just took it off.
Speaker 1:First, I'll be like you talking to me?
Speaker 4:You talking to me. Why your finger?
Speaker 3:ain't got no skin on it.
Speaker 1:You're going to ring out that bitch.
Speaker 2:Hey, once again I like to put. This is for entertainment Purposes only. We're just here weekly To entertain the people Y'all know, Y'all ain't getting Nothing but jokes A little bit yeah.
Speaker 1:We get a little bit, we get a little serious, nah, but it's crazy, the people, you know, they just think Like For black men. They just think like for black men. They just think you're supposed to accept the norm. You know what I mean? No, you know, I want a fat ass and all that shit. You're supposed to accept that?
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:But I mean, that's not the norm.
Speaker 2:Then see you're talking to a white woman, and then they want to get mad.
Speaker 1:Well, they talk to white men.
Speaker 5:Okay, so since you all black, right, I have a question for you guys, it's true.
Speaker 4:Are you going to get canceled for this?
Speaker 1:No, it's true For you to ask. It's true About three inches from the ground All right.
Speaker 5:Oh no go ahead, go ahead. Is it true that you guys, black men, prefer Big ass, big booty than titties?
Speaker 2:Oh, that's true, I do like big booties.
Speaker 3:Than ass.
Speaker 2:I do not lie, no, I'm saying big booty, oh big booty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, big booty, oh, big booty. Yeah, big booty. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:Like if it but. I mean it don't have to be.
Speaker 1:I think it's more of a like. It's a shape, shape, it's not big.
Speaker 2:It's so much as big as a shape. Right, because some people got big booties in. Okay, because if you look at Lizzo's booty.
Speaker 4:That's a big booty, right you look at. J-lo's booty, that's a nice ass.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would pick J-Lo's booty over Lizzo's booty, but J-Lo got color blood.
Speaker 5:So you guys like big ass.
Speaker 2:No, it ain't so much as big, it's firm and round.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just like how it's shaped Firm and round. Yeah, Like the fake big booties.
Speaker 5:Yeah, just like how I shave Firm and round yeah.
Speaker 1:Like the fake big booties. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that BBL is terrible.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're talking with the biscuits, Like would they curve up like the biscuits? Yeah, the biscuits, I like the biscuits oh you know that's good.
Speaker 2:I like the biscuits yeah, or you guys like the like. You can put your gorilla paws on it. I like the biscuits.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:So is it really a black thing that you guys like? Yeah?
Speaker 4:I think. I don't think it's a black thing. I don't think it's a black thing, I think.
Speaker 5:It's just a men thing Men thing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean. No, I heard some white dudes Don't like this I heard that it's a everything White men Like Breasts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I've actually they reason they like titties Because Back in the day White women had no ass, that's all they had.
Speaker 2:No listen.
Speaker 1:White women get no ass In 79.
Speaker 2:Hey, no, listen, when I was in high school, it was after 79. No, no, that's true, that's true, but there was a White, obviously. I went to a predominantly White high school but there was a white. Obviously I went to a predominantly white high school but there was a white chick real nice body. We obviously used to say she had like a nigga body. We ain't tell her that, but to the fellas we said it. She hated her booty so much.
Speaker 2:I mean, she had a real, real nice body and you just like damn because her little skinny white friends had like the little pencil booties, and so she wanted a little like a little booty but I bet you now, if she's still in shape or whatever, she probably loving life man, what would be your preference?
Speaker 4:would you rather have a nice ass or nice titties?
Speaker 5:Both.
Speaker 4:No, no, you have to pick one.
Speaker 3:You got to pick one. It's very rare.
Speaker 2:Hey, on this show, on this show we.
Speaker 1:God's not going to give you all three. Yeah, we got to you know, Explain to her all three. It never happened bro.
Speaker 2:Like you, can be 6'3", nice body, but not rich. God ain't going to give you all three.
Speaker 1:Welcome to my life. You can get them now. You just got to pay for it. No, god is a cruel person.
Speaker 5:You can pay for it now, but if you, no, but it it's still like you would rather have a Nice booty.
Speaker 1:God is a cruel person Cause he'll give a woman Big titties and no booty. Yup, that's true, give a woman a big booty and no titties. That's true. And if he give a woman Big booties and big titties, she's butt ugly. You're not going to get all three of them motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1:You're not getting all three you don't care. You seen them. They ain't got no hair longer than two minutes to 12.
Speaker 4:See Body be like damn, Face be like no, I'm not making this up, man, I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1:This is my observation from years and years of studying right here.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm not making this up now, I'm just telling you. This is my observation from years and years of studying right here. Okay, can I have a hypothetical, hypothetical yes, would you still?
Speaker 1:beat. Yes, I don't know why you even asked me that Duh Just for a say though. I'm just saying, if by chance Does she walk, god gave you all three of those Nice butt, nice tits, beautiful hair. You bat shit crazy. I bullshit you not, I'm telling you, it's just weird how that works. That motherfucker would cut your car up, slash your tires, all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3:Man.
Speaker 1:You heard the woman. She dug the keys in the garage. You know the old song, the old country song.
Speaker 2:Oh man, you think would you key a car. Have you keyed a car? No, I haven't Sugar in a gas tank. That's a loaded question.
Speaker 1:That's a loaded question, nope, hey, that's what I'm saying. You got to start interviewing them now. It used to be. You just go in there like, ooh, she gorgeous, I'll take her.
Speaker 2:Hey, oh, no, go ahead.
Speaker 4:So I got a question for y'all right and I already sent it to Bosco. But would you rather be funny, good looking or good at making love?
Speaker 2:Okay, no, I'm going to leave it. I got to marinate on that Cause.
Speaker 1:Okay, no, I'm going to tell you it don't make any sense, cause if you're not good looking, you're not funny, you ain't gonna never make love.
Speaker 2:No listen, no listen, listen. I'm taking good looking. Okay, Because even if I'm not good at making love, I'm still making it. It's going to sound crazy, Like I said. Y'all know how we operate on this show, so this is what I'm saying. So let's say, I'm making love to girl A, but then she don't like me. Shit. Now you're just going to be on the girl.
Speaker 1:B, right, that's an option when you're handsome.
Speaker 2:So basically, I'm just making bad love, just to like some random chicks, okay, so here's the thing. That's why I said good luck.
Speaker 1:Here's a question I would ask Now. You'd rather be ugly handsome?
Speaker 2:or kind of cute Damn.
Speaker 1:Damn. I personally, I would never take kind of cute.
Speaker 5:Because that's a claim.
Speaker 1:No, that kind of cute guy got to work hard, bro, he ain't going to get nothing done. Ugly guy gets laid. Handsome guy always get laid Ugly guy gets laid. That motherfucker in between that kind of cute guy, nothing. Ugly guy gets laid. Handsome guy always get laid ugly guy gets laid, that motherfucker in between that kind of cute guy hey wait.
Speaker 2:I heard one girl call the breakfast club one time. She was talking about her some dude. I ain't gonna say her dude, but yes, I guess some cat. You know, they were kind of, you know they were friends with benefits, and she was like I'm going to tell you this Y'all will never see me in public with this dude, but I do let him come over at night. So I'm assuming.
Speaker 4:But if you ugly, yeah, and that's what she was saying.
Speaker 1:But she was saying that homeboy, put it down Back in the day. The women would say, hey, if you want to have some good sex, get an ugly dude, Because they don't get too much too often when they go in there they're going to kill it. Well, that's the same with getting a fat chick right, oh no, I don't know what they got on the fat chick, they always have somebody.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know right.
Speaker 1:I don't know where they found them at, but they always got somebody.
Speaker 2:I don't see. The same stuff that apply to guys don't apply to girls, they don't, yeah, hold up.
Speaker 4:Because, listen, would you rather go for the kind of cute guy or the ugly guy?
Speaker 5:Kind of cute.
Speaker 4:So you would. You see, that's what I'm saying. Then the ugly, yeah.
Speaker 5:If it's ugly.
Speaker 4:I'm. That's why I don't understand. Yeah, you're a girl, aren't you Kind of cute?
Speaker 5:yeah, I will make you look cuter man. I'm just telling you, man.
Speaker 1:You go to Come on. I've seen guys that were not so handsome and they'd be with the. It's because they got, it ain't because they got money.
Speaker 3:They got money, it ain't because they got no money either.
Speaker 1:It's just. There's just something about them.
Speaker 5:They have the charisma, I guess.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They got the charisma, they got the wrist.
Speaker 1:And they have absolutely fucking nothing to lose True? So they can approach somebody with confidence or whatever. They ain't got shit to lose.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying with the kind of cute guy.
Speaker 1:No, that motherfucker ain't going to do shit. I was in that predicament.
Speaker 3:You the kind of cute guy you kind of cute.
Speaker 1:Everybody getting something but me Shit.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm telling you, bro, like wait, hold on. How are you in the ugly category getting more than you Shit? I don't know.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm telling you. Oh Shit, I'm like I'm like damn.
Speaker 4:I'm in the handsome category. That's what I'm saying, though I ain't got to deal with these problems. No, because you know that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:You ain't got nothing to lose, though, like it's just like when you drink a lot, you ain't got shit to lose. You just throw caution to the wind and most of the time you're successful. You know that's all it is. But, like I said, that guy not so handsome guy, he got shit to lose. He go in there with all that charisma and shit, big smiles and all that shit telling jokes and shit.
Speaker 2:Boom, he gone and you stuck at the table with the purse watcher, purse watcher alert. We got to get an alert button on here. I'm going to find an alarm. And those who get offended by purse watchers don't be offended by that, because it's probably them right Because if you offended. You're probably the purse watcher. You ain't never had to watch purses a day in your life.
Speaker 4:You probably won't Call Rosalinda.
Speaker 2:She's going to get us in the club for free.
Speaker 1:We're going to go dance.
Speaker 2:Watch the purse, because then you know how we're not girls operating or they put you out there. Girl, go, get us some drinks, you're going to have the real cute one.
Speaker 1:She got the real pretty one.
Speaker 5:I've been there. They use me. You're going to have the real pretty one.
Speaker 4:So do you Wait, hold on. So when you go out, do you try to go out With people that look At least as good as you, or people that look kind of?
Speaker 5:All my friends look good.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, all of them.
Speaker 5:To me yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and see you're going to have that real pretty one. She's going to be the lush they all look good, everybody has their own thing.
Speaker 5:Yeah, okay, you know what I?
Speaker 4:mean so you don't bring at least one ugly one with you?
Speaker 1:No, that's the purse watcher.
Speaker 4:We do have one that she's yeah, I got you. She's Joe at average.
Speaker 5:She doesn't dress like us. She dresses more like a grandma.
Speaker 4:Okay, but she's still pretty.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:She's kind of cute.
Speaker 2:Okay now let's just say you saw Rosalinda and her crew. Mm-hmm, which one are you going for?
Speaker 1:I'm going to start at the top and work my way down.
Speaker 2:That's how you operate.
Speaker 1:That's the way I operate you start at the top and by the time midnight rolls around, I'll be good and messed up. First watcher will be looking good.
Speaker 4:So you with your crew right, there's five of y'all Handsome guy comes up to the group and goes for the not the purse watch, the purse watcher one. How's that going to make you feel?
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, I'm bad.
Speaker 4:It make you feel bad.
Speaker 5:Like damn girl.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:How did you pull back?
Speaker 2:No, that's what I'm saying. That's how you do it.
Speaker 1:It's a strategy that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:When you see all of them, you go for the one. I'm just going to say you go for the least of the bunch. So you go with the least from the bunch and you out there on the dance floor right, and then so she's sitting up there. So basically what you're doing, you're planting the seed. You know you'd be like. You know he want to go talk to Top Dog, but you go dance with this one.
Speaker 5:Why would you do that? Because it happens before, when a guy came and asked my other friend, the one that looks older, right, and that was cool.
Speaker 2:And he ended up wanting to talk to you, yeah.
Speaker 5:And he asked me if I wanted to dance and I said no.
Speaker 2:It's a game.
Speaker 5:Even though I thought he was really cute, I said no.
Speaker 4:Because he asked her first. Yes, so had he asked you first. So did you think he was like second fiddle? Maybe he just was like trying to break the ice.
Speaker 2:Man I'm telling you, you made them nervous.
Speaker 1:It's a pecking order man.
Speaker 5:I'm petty like that. It's a pecking order.
Speaker 2:She said I'm petty like that. No.
Speaker 1:It's going to be five of them, right?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's going to be five of them at the table. Listen.
Speaker 1:You know, you got that one right that ain't going to let nobody lead the crew for no reason whatsoever. Period. Now that real cute one there, that's going to be the one that drink a lot.
Speaker 3:Now she's going to be right behind us.
Speaker 1:She's going to drink a little bit, a lot too, right, yeah, but she's going to drink right with her, though she gotta have a shot, buddy, so this one here is this one, here is over here pondering shit, that that third one is pondering, like what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 1:You go to the middle but you but you got that one that to protect her, that's not gonna let nothing happen to nobody. She gonna where's she at and that's the one they're gonna. They're gonna hold hands and walk through the club together and shit, make sure they don't get separated. You got to find that one. Once you get that one out of the way, you're good to go.
Speaker 4:That's why you have to have a buddy the protector, the one that you have to get rid of the protector.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the protector.
Speaker 3:You know who I'm talking about. You got one of your friends that protect you?
Speaker 4:No, we do have one. You have the protector. Is she the grandma?
Speaker 1:No, she's just a protector, she ain't going to let nothing happen to nobody.
Speaker 5:When a guy is bothering us. We know that it's not a good looking, she'll start coming to me.
Speaker 3:If he's not good looking. Yeah, like if they know. See see all the guys. No, like if they know that you know it ain't your time See, see all the guys.
Speaker 2:No, no you got to find that protector bro Now I'm going to tell you how the dudes work. We have five, right yeah? Now we don't care because we don't have purse watchers.
Speaker 5:I hope not.
Speaker 1:We got a broke one, though, yeah no, you got a broke one, but this is what you do, right here.
Speaker 2:You go, and then you see your boy talking to a chick. You're like well, okay, there you go.
Speaker 3:That's all we got right there.
Speaker 2:We ain't got no protectors, we got you, or?
Speaker 1:you just sit up here and be like See you tomorrow.
Speaker 4:Yep, hopefully Good luck.
Speaker 2:Ask her if she can't hear with somebody. I'll take you, I'll take her friend off your hands.
Speaker 1:Yeah, damn, you got you in that wingman you sacrifice right the night.
Speaker 2:I mean, she might be good looking.
Speaker 5:You don't know what about she not?
Speaker 1:Sometimes, you gotta take one for the team, then you just be like nigga, you owe me one. You got to take one for the team bro.
Speaker 4:I get the next one.
Speaker 1:Owe me big time.
Speaker 3:But see, that's how guys are. It's called the wingman law.
Speaker 4:We're teammates.
Speaker 1:Women no, women are teammates.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying though yeah, they work together, but we protect each other more than you guys. No, because it's you can have the table.
Speaker 1:if you find out which one of them the protector and you eliminate the protector, you good.
Speaker 2:Okay. So if a guy come offer you a drink, does he have to buy you and all your friends a drink? A heck of a chance, damn Hell, no. A drink, a hick's? Yeah, damn Hell, no, hell no, like let me get everybody a drink, 1942.
Speaker 4:Gentleman Nope.
Speaker 2:That's a gentleman.
Speaker 5:How is that a gentleman?
Speaker 2:Because if I'm by myself, okay, but if I'm with my friends, so are you and all your friends gonna yeah, this is where you contradicted, that's $150. You Contradicting yourself right now why.
Speaker 4:Because now he done. Went and talked to the purse watcher but offer her a drink and you sitting up.
Speaker 5:But he's coming to me. He's coming to me and offer me a drink. Okay, but but most of the guys that let me tell you something Most of the guys that they come and we're in a group, they buy drinks for all of us, Not just for me.
Speaker 1:Right, okay, I can understand. So now, when that guy does that, do y'all just get top shelf or you just get what you normally get.
Speaker 5:No, they ask us what you guys want.
Speaker 4:So then you go order top shelf.
Speaker 5:No, whatever we're drinking.
Speaker 1:Yeah that's good, I can, I can I can, I can. I like all your friends already. I'll tell you what we are next time, so you can come and buy us a drink. I like all your friends already you can go to every table like that. Everybody want to drink. Tom's Chef, give me the 1942.
Speaker 2:You know I don't drink them Like listen, I don't drink them.
Speaker 1:We can just say you know what we have. Hennessy privilege. That's all I drink.
Speaker 5:They said, oh you want a shot and they pick the tequila. They are the ones that they usually. Well, we have Hennessy Privilege, that's all I drink.
Speaker 2:They said, oh, you want a shot. And they pick the tequila. They are the ones that they usually get like the Like. Y'all can go out. Give me a shot of Azul Zero dollars. I mean y'all. We already know this. Y'all can go out zero dollars and have a good time and have a time of your life is doing that. You can go out every day of the week and have a good time and have zero dollars.
Speaker 5:Because we all come down to men what Men go after women by looks right.
Speaker 4:Not necessarily.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, we do.
Speaker 2:And women we fall into men by what? I don't give a damn.
Speaker 1:She got two knickers running together bro.
Speaker 5:Yeah, by looks, you guys go by looks. Initial and us, we go by what?
Speaker 2:Looks the pocket. Well, you know, you can't, you don't know.
Speaker 5:Call it nicer, providers, providers, you go by looks too.
Speaker 4:So initially we're going to go by looks Initially. Yes, so initially we're going to go by looks. But if I start talking to you and you like, yeah, let me get you, you start getting all ghetto and stuff. I'm like you ain't going nowhere. No, I'm going somewhere. You ain't going nowhere. Trust me, I'm going somewhere.
Speaker 1:You ain't going, nowhere. You lying to me, quit lying. That motherfucker be ratchet as fuck.
Speaker 2:She look good, she fine as hell, you ain't going to stay there. You ain't going to talk to no chick super ratchet, hell. No, you going to stay there with that ratchet motherfucker. Let me get you a drink. Oh yeah, Let me get some of that Hennessy you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:You going to stay there with that ratchet motherfucker until you accomplish your mission. I'm sophisticated now, man soldier, come on you going to let that run you off because she a little ratchet. He ain't going nowhere. You have to have standards.
Speaker 3:I'm in my upper 40s.
Speaker 4:I got standards now bro.
Speaker 5:Don't listen to that. When you get older, you have to have standards.
Speaker 1:You got to yeah, because you can't do the shit you usually do. You can go pull a chick that I used to pull. I'm not going to kick myself, I'm not going to lie about that. I can't pull them like I used to pull them. So, yeah, that's the only reason you would have, like all these standards and shit, because you're just trying to fight, just trying to convince yourself like, yeah, you still got game. No, you ain't got the shit no more.
Speaker 5:Now you gotta get standards.
Speaker 1:You just got your wire and you just got what you can pay for when you get older, you get what you can pay for if you have money. It depends.
Speaker 2:You, a real one boy. I'm gonna tell you I ain't paying for no 45, 50 year old coochie. You, a real one boy, that's what you have money for, I'm going to tell you I ain't paying for no 45, 50-year-old coochie, I don't know that goddamn much.
Speaker 1:That shit got to be young bro. Got to be like young 21, 22. Oh my God, You're a perv. You are a perv. If I'm going to pay for old shit, I ain't paying for no old shit I don't. If I'm going to pay for it, shit, I'm not paying for no old shit. Bullshit, you're not. I'm just saying you owe that line about two old men with a ratchet chick.
Speaker 4:If I approach a woman and how she talk to me. Even if she can be fine as hell if she talk to me, ratchet, I ain't Again to me.
Speaker 2:So if Halle Berry was ratchet, you ain't going to holler at her. Listen to me.
Speaker 1:Here's what's going to happen. I already got an area to Halle Berry. No, I'm saying she's not Halle Berry, but yeah, no, no, but she looks like I wouldn't. No, okay, that's just me. If she ratchet and hot as foot, nope, here's what's going to happen. It's going to be one One and done.
Speaker 5:That's what you want to do so.
Speaker 1:Don't sit there and say I ain't talking about ratchet bitch, You're going to be one and done.
Speaker 4:If I'm looking for a one night stand, Every nigga looking for a one night stand.
Speaker 1:That's true.
Speaker 2:At least once, and then you end up like, oh yeah, I kind of like her, you know, I guess we date now, guess we go together you circle yes, you like me circle, yes. Do you like me, yes or no?
Speaker 1:No, but like I said, man, when you get older, yeah, you got to develop like standards and shit yeah you do you? Have to, and because you're young, I mean you can have a standard all because you want to yeah. And you're old, you ain't got no damn choice. You know what I'm saying. That's what it is.
Speaker 2:I remember the back and ball, because obviously you know growing up in the hood, you ain't no ratchet, no. But you ain't no Ratchet, no, you ain't no ratchet, but now that you're older.
Speaker 1:But in the same token, we men have Chef life, just like women do. Chef life Fucking expires, just like they do. Ain't no market For no motherfucking 56 year old nigga. See, there ain't no market there.
Speaker 3:No, that's true, ain't no market there, that's true.
Speaker 1:That's where your money come in.
Speaker 4:So that's the market right. That's the money. Come in you in the money market now.
Speaker 1:No, that's where the money come in. Yeah, no, and all these standards you talk about? Because now you got to go out and get the cars and shit put up, a standard so you can attract the one that you like. Because I don't care how old you are, you still like the same type of woman, I don't care. The same type of woman you like when you're 18, when you get motherfucking 70, that's the same type of woman you gonna like. You just can't get that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I call it having athlete eyes. You ever think, like the athletes, the entertainers, forget the entertainers, I'm just keeping straight athletes, okay, maybe having some beautiful women, yeah, and you'll just be sitting up here.
Speaker 1:You'll just start thinking like Because a lot of them are in shape and they age gracefully.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's all that is it's? Just like, and they have money.
Speaker 1:Well, that helps too, yeah.
Speaker 4:Because there's some of them that they're in shape but they're not good looking. Travis Hunter.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, but what I'm saying is man who put that on Thing to my Y'all, y'all are.
Speaker 2:You had a picture of LaWanda. Y'all are out of control, man. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:Did you see that shit? I haven't seen it. They got a picture of LaWanda Next to him. Dog, oh y'all, I haven't seen it. They got a bitch. Lawanda next to him dog, oh dog.
Speaker 4:Y'all wrong, man, jamie.
Speaker 1:Foxx, that's a nice young man it is. The internet is undefeated.
Speaker 4:He's lucky he plays football. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:See, that's what I mean Him. He would be very successful at getting women. That's what I'm saying Because he's got charisma. He does have charisma. He's funny, he's athletic.
Speaker 2:He's a real good kid. He can dance.
Speaker 1:All that shit, and he wouldn't have no problem getting a woman, whether he played football or not.
Speaker 2:I guarantee you that. Yeah, women like guys that can dance, you know.
Speaker 1:But he's ugly, but he grows on you.
Speaker 4:We don't know we don't know if he would have the charisma if he didn't play, if he wasn't in the position you was nah you born with that, bro, you don't?
Speaker 2:just yeah nah that don't have nothing to do with football yeah, you born with that shit like either, yeah.
Speaker 1:I got a friend of mine. I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna bust him. I got bust my friend of mine, this dude. He wasn't a handsome guy in the world we want to agree to and the just had that, took a pacifier and sucked from a pacifier and made it look cool. I bullshitting that we in high school that mother walked around with a pacifier in his mouth and the girls ate it up.
Speaker 2:I said you got to be kidding because they figured that's how you're going to suck on that thing thing and maybe it is, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Maybe he was practicing.
Speaker 2:I don't know what the fuck he was doing, but they ate it up.
Speaker 1:Man, I'm just saying, though, you're just born with that shit, I agree, I agree. And then some guys, you just ain't got it, you know. You be handsome as shit and you just ain't funny. You just not a people person yeah.
Speaker 2:You be like anti-introvert yeah.
Speaker 1:Anti-social.
Speaker 2:You just kind of sit up here and be like oh there's Rosalinda.
Speaker 1:And then it's just like everything you say just come out, wrong you know, what I mean. Like you know, it just come out wrong, like everything you say you see, I think it depends on the person. You got a fat ass. I mean not fat, but like phat yeah, right, exactly you gotta explain yourself you know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Like yeah, I think it's. I think it's a comfort factor too, right. So like, if it's the person you really like or you're comfortable with it, you're gonna talk to them a little bit more, okay, if, if I approach a beautiful woman and she's again I'm intimidated by her, then I'm going to be like what if you had to go holler at Halle Berry?
Speaker 2:Man, I'd be shaking my damn booty.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah. It'd be a little intimidating.
Speaker 1:She's a little older now, but it'd be a little intimidating.
Speaker 4:It'd be very intimidating. Hell nah, a little older now, but it'd be a little intimidating, it'd be very intimidating.
Speaker 1:Hell, no, I'd be like Miss Barry, ain't it right, rosalinda? Miss Barry, she ain't Rosalinda intimidating she ain't a, but you just talked to her.
Speaker 2:She's just a person.
Speaker 1:I know that You'd be like Rosalinda can I get your phone number?
Speaker 2:And then she's going to either say yes or no, and then she'd say no, this is the first time you got charisma.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just going like, just like in general, you got charisma and you approach.
Speaker 4:Rosalinda at the gym First time. Never seen her before in your life. She would have been the one to say why are you?
Speaker 1:talking to me when I'm little and sick. Damn man.
Speaker 4:But I'm just saying would you be intimidated by her had you not known?
Speaker 1:her man I wouldn't even go over there with she is.
Speaker 4:Because she's intimidating right.
Speaker 1:Man, I wouldn't even go there. I agree, let's see, you know.
Speaker 2:You are intimidating.
Speaker 1:Am.
Speaker 2:I yeah.
Speaker 4:Initially yes yeah. But we know you, so we know you're a nice average woman thank you.
Speaker 5:Thank you for the compliment but the same token.
Speaker 1:I can go over there and say I'm a regular person.
Speaker 3:This is just jokes, folks.
Speaker 1:I can go over there and she say you don't talk to nobody in the middle of the set and he can walk over there and do the same. Hey, you need a spot. She's like thank you, wait, no, somebody asked me.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean like what the fuck just happened here?
Speaker 2:I know I live more than this thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I should be spotting but that just like said oh, I cannot, I can say what you want to say confident, whatever the fuck you want to call it.
Speaker 1:But a lot of men some men just got that shit, I agree. And them motherfuckers, just whatever they say. Man girls get the tee here and they can say something you be sitting there, this nigga don't know shit, and the girls be over there Tee heeing and shit.
Speaker 4:Just cause how he looks hey.
Speaker 2:You mess around. Be like, ain't the Cleveland Browns In Miami? Yeah, oh you're so funny.
Speaker 5:I did not know that, did you know?
Speaker 3:Cleveland. Spread the rumor, yeah, cleveland.
Speaker 1:Browns.
Speaker 2:In Miami?
Speaker 1:Yeah, did you know that be like well, they got a game down there cause they sure as fuck don't play there. No, but I'm just saying, though, like some guys just got it, I mean, motherfuckers, be dumb. I mean I know guys like that dumb as a bag of fucking hammers, bro, but they had that thing and they always had girls.
Speaker 3:That's funny, that thing I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:That thing too. I guess you know what Lauryn Hill is talking about, that shit. Oh yeah, you know what she was talking about, I'm sorry, Miss. Jackson.
Speaker 2:Shit, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1:But you know it's, it's. I mean, it is what it is, and I don't know what to say about that.
Speaker 2:Hey, we, we hope people.
Speaker 3:Enjoy the show.
Speaker 1:No, hey we.
Speaker 2:We hope people learn from this. They should Once again. This is for Entertainment purposes only, but see what we.
Speaker 1:Listen to, but we speaking on like what happened 20, 20, something from this they should. Once again, this is for entertainment purposes only, but see what we're listening to, but we're speaking on like what happened in the 20s.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no, no Shit. Now, though, is just totally different. It's just different.
Speaker 1:For us.
Speaker 2:we grew up in the era where, if Rosalinda is standing across the dance floor, you're going to walk over there, yeah.
Speaker 4:You're going to try to catch that eye contact.
Speaker 2:And be like hey, you know you want to dance, yeah, now.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker going to send a DM? Yep, dm. Meet me in the middle of the dance floor.
Speaker 2:Or try to airdrop, yeah, or just stand right next to her. Can I get your number?
Speaker 1:No, and then just be sitting up there, like on IG, looking at each other. Hello, and you hot, hello yeah like that's the thing right Now.
Speaker 2:People just ask for.
Speaker 4:Instagram. They just be like let me get your Instagram.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they don't ask for like.
Speaker 1:Man, I'm like man, give me your phone number or something, that's great. I think that takes a lot of emotions and shit out of it too. Hey, what we said is before that people they even because they have breakup, and move on right now.
Speaker 2:They text breakups. I was listening to this radio show.
Speaker 1:Back in the day you break up. It took you six months to get a relationship.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you like man Quit coming over here.
Speaker 1:Your mama like me.
Speaker 2:This cat. He was saying that His nephew Was using chat Like chat.
Speaker 4:GPT.
Speaker 2:To give him a breakup text. So we start reading. I was like damn that's good, I was like what the hell?
Speaker 3:You'd be like oh God, she's just they'd be on the oh.
Speaker 1:God, she just broke up with me. They have EI too, okay. They have that EI computer thing they can do everything for you guys.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no yeah, the AI, the computer thing. They can do everything for you guys. Oh yeah, the AI, yeah, it's like you'd be like.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, cheryl just broke up with me. Oh, let's see what Tiffany's doing ain't that crazy.
Speaker 2:And then it's like, hey, you sit up here and then you get the attention.
Speaker 1:Oh, cheryl just broke up with me. Oh, that's a shame. You want to hook up later? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Yup. And then the next thing you know, next week you seeing your old boo With her dude yeah, exactly, and you just move on like nothing. But back in the day you see you be like, oh, she at the bowling alley or something you done made about five mixed tastes breakup.
Speaker 4:mixed tastes Like oh.
Speaker 2:I think I'm going to go home.
Speaker 1:I don't need to be here. Number love songs.
Speaker 2:I ain't in my right mind. God damn it. Uh-oh, hey, hey, listen, y'all know we don't disappoint. Y'all know Joe's phone was going to go off. Anyway, we got oh, hold on when my screen just go. We got a couple of uh, we have dude, why are they showing this shit? Okay, bring her back. It's a horror film. Bring her back bring her back.
Speaker 1:I did watch. Find a destination, by the way, yeah yeah, that was alright.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I liked it yeah no, that was all right. Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 2:I liked it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, it was good, Yup.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was good. I still haven't seen Mission Impossible.
Speaker 3:I still need to see Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2:What is that song?
Speaker 4:What's that, brian Cranston?
Speaker 2:one coming out. So wait, bring Her Back. Started this week and wait, let's see. Well, y'all know Lilo and Stitch.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, gotta go see that. I can't wait to how to Train your Dragon. I gotta find some kids though.
Speaker 3:I kinda wanna see that.
Speaker 4:Oh, how to Train your Dragon. Yeah, I saw the cartoon version, I know.
Speaker 1:I'm saying I watched it with the kids or the animated version yeah, yeah, yeah, we watched that with the kids like it's like. I remember one time when spider-man came out right and I decided to go to the movie by myself, I was like the only in there were no kids did you feel crazy?
Speaker 2:oh man this guy is on the list it was just wall-to-wall.
Speaker 1:Kids went.
Speaker 2:That's when Toby the Spider-Man, oh yeah, Toby, oh, the Karate Kid.
Speaker 4:Karate Kid comes out today. Karate Kid Bloodline right Legends.
Speaker 2:Karate Kid Legends. I want to see how they link it together. Dude, you know what they going to link it. They said they linked all of them. Now I think I want to see that just because. Yeah that's my childhood right there. So bring her back and Karate Kid. Karate Kid are the new ones. Who was?
Speaker 4:the Karate Master in that one.
Speaker 1:Miyagi and Jackie Chan.
Speaker 2:Jackie Chan, yeah, jackie Chan, jackie Chan is the cause. He was, he, was, he was basically Mr Miyagi in the Smith yeah, and that's what everybody was saying, that one wasn't real good, but Mr Miyagi was yeah, he ain't around too much no longer.
Speaker 4:Well, he's dead. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:Okay, he ain't around too much.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:What's the name of?
Speaker 2:Bryan Cranston. Oh, dude, what's his called? It's in the movies. What movie?
Speaker 1:do you want to see Rosalinda?
Speaker 5:Bring her. What is it? Bring her back.
Speaker 2:Bring her back.
Speaker 1:You want to see that, yeah, I like scary movies.
Speaker 5:Oh you one of them horror movie people. I like scary movies.
Speaker 4:You like thrillers?
Speaker 1:So when you go to the movies, your dude's sitting at you. He jump and grab you.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he jumps and grabs me.
Speaker 4:I don't blame him.
Speaker 1:Holy shit. I mean, you're just average. You're like oh, you're just average. Oh, I'm dragging him in my hand.
Speaker 2:Like I said, I don't blame him.
Speaker 1:He ain't one of them, people that talk through the movie Girl, don't go in there.
Speaker 5:He's not one of those. He'll be like baby can you go to the bathroom with me.
Speaker 2:Hey, has anybody heard about the Hurry Up Tomorrow? I heard it wasn't. Yeah, I mean they just got all these movies out, man. The Hurry Up. Tomorrow, that's the one with the weekend. When's the Phoenician scheme come out? The what Phoenician?
Speaker 4:scheme. Oh, I's the one with the weekend. When's the Phoenician scheme come out? The what Phoenician scheme?
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't even see that one Today.
Speaker 4:What is that about? It's kind of ah man, oh you know what.
Speaker 2:The last rodeo. That's another one that just came out today. Not sure what it's about.
Speaker 4:The Phoenician scheme got a bunch of people Phoenicio Del Toro, Scarlett Johansson, Michael Cera, Tom Hanks, Bill Murray.
Speaker 2:And that's out now.
Speaker 4:Bryan Cranston.
Speaker 2:Oh, so that's the Bryan Cranston one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Because I was talking about on Dan Patrick. He was on Dan Patrick today, so that's why I saw the previews. When is the new?
Speaker 2:Jurassic Park coming out. I think that's in a couple weeks. Wait, what's the name of the one Venetian scheme? Dude that man. Yeah, you sure that don't come, it might come out next week cause a lot of times.
Speaker 2:When they start doing the little media circuit, they start like a week earlier, unless it's being shown. When they start doing the little media circuit, they start like a week earlier, unless it's being shown at like a specific place. And my old school movie recommendation, eddie and the Cruisers Nice, you remember Eddie and the Cruisers? That was good, that was real good. So for all the people, I don't know where you can watch it at, but just find Eddie and the Cruisers. Hey, our time to ran out. So alright, well, until next week or the week after when we decide to meet again y'all.
Speaker 4:Thank, you, rosalinda. Yeah, you know, it's always a pleasure we like when you come. Thank you to meet again. Thank you, rosalinda. Thank you for having me here.
Speaker 2:It's always a pleasure. We like when you come. It's always fun. You have good spirits.
Speaker 5:And she's very average, very average.
Speaker 2:Thanks, cap. Alright, everybody Holla.