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Gym Etiquette and Dating Confessions
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What really happens when you approach someone at the gym? Is there a perfect length for men's workout shorts? And why do dating standards seem to change as we get older? These burning questions and much more are explored in this week's entertaining and unfiltered episode featuring returning guest Rosalinda.
The conversation kicks off with a lively debate about gym culture, where Rosalinda confirms what many suspect but few discuss openly: most women don't want to be approached during their workouts. This segues into a hilarious breakdown of men's fashion trends at the gym, particularly the emergence of ultra-short "hoochie daddy shorts" that leave little to the imagination. According to our guest, the ideal men's short length is about three inches above the knee – anything shorter ventures into questionable territory.
When the topic shifts to attraction and dating preferences, the hosts and guest don't hold back. They explore how physical appearance drives initial attraction, but with fascinating differences between genders and cultures. There's a notably candid discussion about body preferences and the hosts' theory that "God never gives you the perfect trifecta" – you can have a nice body, pretty face, or great personality, but never all three.
Perhaps most insightful is the conversation about how dating changes with age. As the hosts explain, what appears to be "higher standards" in older daters is actually the result of life experience and a better understanding of compatibility. Meanwhile, Rosalinda reveals the best places to approach women (coffee shops and restaurants rank high, gyms rank low) and the immediate red flags that make her walk away from potential suitors.
Whether you're navigating the dating scene or just enjoy candid conversations about human attraction, this episode delivers equal parts wisdom and laughter. Subscribe, share with friends, and join us again next week for more unfiltered discussions that nobody else is talking about.
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Welcome to Nobody's Talking Podcast
Speaker 1Oh, bro, you be doing this so busy.
Speaker 2I'm sneezing already. Damn, as soon as we crack the mic.
Speaker 3Ow.
Speaker 2What's up boys? Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here for another week. We got a long time. What would you call it a long time guest, a guest from the past.
Speaker 4A once in a while guest.
Speaker 2Yeah, every now and again.
Speaker 3A once in a while guest.
Speaker 2Here to bless us with her presence. I am your boy, I'm Bosco, and sitting to my left. You know who it is Rod.
Speaker 4To my left Rodeo, rodeo.
Speaker 2Rodeo is the aggressive one. To my left, rosalinda, say it again, we got Telemundo in the house.
Speaker 5Rosalinda.
Speaker 1Oh yeah. Anyway, she made me moist.
Speaker 4Is it the way she rolls her arms? Yeah.
Speaker 2Rosa Rosa.
Speaker 5What if I say Rosalinda?
Speaker 1You don't do it for me. Rosa I'm sorry, I'm not saying you're not a handsome man, but you just don't do it for me, just hate to say it.
Speaker 2Anyway, I am drinking Root beer, root beer exactly, and I ain't even saying and he is drinking, that's an energy drink.
Speaker 3That's a Celsius. Is it an energy drink?
Speaker 1Yeah, kind of that tastes pretty rough there, the Celsius. Not too bad when they say not too bad.
Speaker 4It's bad, it's bad. No, it's actually pretty good, have you had them before yeah yeah. Pretty good is bad. You would have said that they're she-o-some. They're one of the more healthier ones.
Speaker 2I remember we talked about when Red Bull started last week or the week before or whatever, and so that's a competitor like Red Bull, and Monster.
Speaker 4I think this is one of the more healthier ones. This one got pretty good reviews.
Speaker 2Do y'all have a? Because I don't drink energy drinks? Supposedly not.
Speaker 4I think't drink energy drinks Supposedly not.
Speaker 5I think everything is excessive if you drink too much.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4I might have one.
Speaker 1I've seen one guy has kidney stones and he almost died, he's probably drinking one every day. He was fucking hurting boy. No, that shit hurt. You got to pee it out.
Speaker 4Yeah, I know, but for him to get a kidney stone from that man went to pee and collapsed. Yeah, but if he was getting kidney stones from drinking, and what?
Speaker 2exactly are kidney stones. It's actually like a stone. It's a stone.
Speaker 1And it just forms in the gut in your kidney.
Speaker 4Man, you have to pee them out, don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 5But they're bad if you Well they use a laser to crush them. I think, hey, you know what, but you know what they're bad if you drink it like with an empty stomach.
Speaker 1Oh Well, I ain't never got to worry about that then.
Speaker 5Yeah, you should not be drinking those.
Speaker 1I could drink the mother all day, then that's not making any sense they say the like, she was saying excessive drinking.
Speaker 2I'm sure excessive drinking of anything, yeah, except for water.
Speaker 4Yeah, except for water, even water, they say, even water, they say it has to be a lot.
Speaker 2But they say if you just drink a lot of water, water, it has to be a lot. They say if you just drink a lot, a lot, a lot.
Speaker 4You're basically drowning yourself.
Speaker 3If you're just sitting there drinking gallons of water you're drowning yourself.
Speaker 1Your body can't absorb all that water. You can only absorb so much an hour anyway. You have to let it pass through water. That's what it is. You can only absorb so much an hour anyway.
Speaker 5Right, you have to let it pass through.
Speaker 2Man water. I swear to goodness I could drink some water right now. Now I got to use the bathroom. I swear to God, in about six, seven minutes. Once you hit 40, that's when it happens, how in the hell To?
Speaker 5men Once you hit 40,.
Speaker 3You take a sip of something and you be like god damn why I got a piece of it.
Speaker 4I used to be able to hold it.
Speaker 2But then sometimes I be on a road trip and have to use the bathroom, I be like, ah, I be alright.
Speaker 2I'm telling you, like if it's like an hour If it's like not a long, long road trip. You don't reach that shit. No more If it's coming for like an hour or two. But there have been a couple times where I'm like I don't think I'm going to make it to pacing, let me go and pull over. In a little safe road, crack the door open, just pee in between it, like, okay, I don't think nobody can see me, they're going too fast anyway, it was a trip.
Speaker 4I was driving down the freeway last week. I can't remember where I was going, but dude was backed up.
Speaker 3Uh-huh.
Speaker 4He was off to the side of the freeway and he's probably 10 feet outside his car peeing. He wasn't even next to his car. Yeah, he was just.
Speaker 1Well, no, you ain't supposed to, because if anybody see it, they want to see it.
Speaker 4Want to see you peeing, or want to see yeah.
Speaker 1If they see it, they want to see it. Yeah, I mean, if you think about it Like you know, what is he doing? He peeing, okay, oh yeah, keep it moving, oh yeah, but you would You're trying to be discreet, discreet about?
Speaker 4it Because really, that's still public indecency. Right, you got to go. You can still go to jail, but what's?
Speaker 1crazy about it, you ain't going to go to jail.
Speaker 2Just don't do it by no school yard.
Speaker 4Well, what's crazy about it? There was a tree maybe 20 yards from where he was from, so he could have easily went behind On the other side of the tree.
Speaker 5You know that man walked 20 feet.
Energy Drinks and Kidney Stones
Speaker 1I wouldn't have made no damn 20 feet Shit. No, I'm just telling you.
Speaker 4I know I ain't gonna make it. It was a trip. I don't even risk a situation like that no more. Nah, nah, if.
Speaker 1I see a bathroom sign. I got to go Shit.
Speaker 4That's what happens when you get 40. You don't even have to pee, you just be walking by a bathroom like sometime you go to the motherfucker and he ain't got no more dick trill.
Speaker 1Let me go ahead and go.
Speaker 2You hear some little running water, Ah damn it.
Speaker 1I got to use the bathroom. Don't let it come out Is it the same for women.
Speaker 4You can't risk it though.
Speaker 5No, I think we can hold it.
Speaker 4Y'all can hold it.
Speaker 5I I mean, I guess, until you get like super old, older.
Speaker 1Oh, that's when they wear them pull ups yeah man do too,
Speaker 4we can just whip it out.
Speaker 2Y'all can't whip it out everywhere though, oh you can don't do it by no school yard.
Speaker 1You gotta register if they catch you in public period, you got to register.
Speaker 2A school bus go by you peeing, you be like damn. Let me go down to this police station and register man. I was peeing. A school bus goes past me.
Speaker 3They don't even tell you how you registered.
Speaker 1They just say you registered. Now everybody think you're a pervert Because you had to pee.
Speaker 2Has anybody gotten any? Like you know how you get letters in the mail and stuff. Oh, I used to get them all the time.
Speaker 1Yeah, over in Litchfield I haven't gotten any. I don't mean neither, and I had all of them on the refrigerator, like three or four of them in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2And then, well, you probably would too, especially having little kids at the time.
Speaker 1Yeah, I had little girls too. Yeah, all in the refrigerator?
Speaker 3Yeah, how was it?
Speaker 2They sent them to your house.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1I don't know if they do it as much now, because I mean, you know, I guess fucking deviant behavior is acceptable now. They don't send them as much as they used to.
Speaker 4I think in my old house I got one.
Speaker 1Because I know the number of perverts ain't decreased.
Speaker 2Oh no, hell. No, they probably just stay in the house now. Not decreased at all, because you got the internet. And then you know there'll be a staying in the house now, and not decreased at all Because you got the internet. And then you know there'd be a few in the gym.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, they didn't have to kick a few people out? Why have you seen someone get kicked out?
Speaker 2Why no? But I do know of somebody that got kicked out. He was stalking Damn, he was stalking. And I'm sitting up here like man. This dude is like some, like he would. I mean you would see him go talk to a chick and it's just. I mean, you know, you walk around the gym, you say hi to people or whatever, but it's not, it's like meaningless, like oh hey, what's up?
Speaker 4okay let me ask. Ask Rosalinda a question. So you're an average looking woman am I so at the gym, can you tell when dudes are checking you out, looking at you, following you?
Speaker 3not really, but there was one dude no, he got kicked out.
Speaker 5No, he got kicked out, yeah, but he was so obvious, Like not just Dude, I told y'all it was a dude at your table.
Speaker 2You've seen he was at LA Fitness. Really I didn't want to put him out there, but he was at LAF. Yeah, edit that. But you can't. He was at LAF, edit that.
Speaker 5I don't notice that Because I'm so focused On my routine I don't look around. But that dude, it was just so obvious.
Speaker 1Really. Yeah, he was annoying, since we're on the the gym when it's become Cool For the guys To wear them Little bit of shorts, dog, you mean the like which ones?
Speaker 2The.
Speaker 1European ones.
Speaker 2Whatever you know, like they had, oh Cause they got the hoochie daddy. Hey, wait, hold on Real quick too we gonna get to his. But I just wanna throw out here so we can talk about this after. Shout out to Johnny's house. I was listening to him A couple days ago and I guess it's supposed to be A Johnny's house. I was listening to him a couple days ago and I guess it's supposed to be a Speedo summer for men. Obviously that ain't going to catch on.
Speaker 1Just like the men rumpers, I'm not wearing.
Speaker 2Listen, you wearing a Speedo? No, no, me neither. It's just uncomfortable. I'm not wearing. I'm not wearing.
Speaker 1Remember they tried that shit with the rumper? Yes, they had the man rumper.
Speaker 2Yeah, the little jumpsuit, women wear it. You know what a rumper is who the hell gonna wear a rumper A man.
Speaker 1Warriors. Are you fucking serious? No, but I've been noticing a lot in the gym. I call them catch me, fuck me shorts. Okay so.
Speaker 2Is there a difference.
Speaker 4So they got the hoochie daddy shorts right.
Speaker 2Now which one are the hoochie daddy shorts?
Speaker 4So they cut off about halfway through your thigh and then they got the shorter shorts in there.
Speaker 1Man, they got the bead in the middle and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 2That's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1They might as well put on a pair of pink panties.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm not in though.
Speaker 1I'm just saying, I just been, I'm like man. Why in the hell are they wearing that shit?
Speaker 2Y'all got big legs or whatever.
Speaker 1I don't care how big your legs are. There's no reason to wear that.
Speaker 2You ain't going to rock it, joe no.
Speaker 1I'm not going to it doesn't look attractive. So what is? But she knows what I'm talking about. So what would be?
Speaker 4considered, like as far as length of shorts, that you would want to see a guy in.
Speaker 5A guy. Yeah, just probably Regular shorts Three inch Above the knee Above the knee, yeah, so basketball shorts too long.
Speaker 4Basketball Three shorts too long, three inches above the knee. So if you're working out, but if you squat, you don't really want to squat in basketball shorts, because they can get above the knee.
Speaker 1That's three inches above the knee of the tennis skirt. No, it's a what A tennis skirt Like the shortest.
Speaker 2No, the three inches. So what if the shorts are like? The length is like Above the?
Speaker 1knee. You said three inches above the knee, that's three fingers. You said three inches above the knee, that's three fingers.
Speaker 5Okay, my fingers are tiny, that ain't no damn three inches.
Speaker 3Isn't it an inch a?
Speaker 1finger. No, a finger inch is like that.
Speaker 2It is like that you got big fingers.
Speaker 1I know, but that's a finger inch, that's right here.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's about an inch. That's a finger inch, so like your thumb, from the thumb knuckle to the end of your thumb Knuckle to the Just a little bit up off your knee.
Speaker 1Okay, then, thank you. Yeah, Because them guys be wearing them shorts, man, and I'm like this is fucked up.
Speaker 5Yeah, it's just in. Look attractive. You know what I mean? Yeah, it looks.
Speaker 2No, I know exactly what you're saying. I see them in the gym. I sit up there and look at them. Like you's up, I'm sitting there thinking.
Speaker 5I'm thinking like I said this is the kind of shit you should be mad about, not the transgender thing.
Speaker 1This is the shit you should be mad about, right now. Wear that shit to the gym.
Speaker 2Like, who told you that them shorts were attractive? Okay, we know you have nice legs, you might want to show them off. No, I want to show them off. No.
Speaker 5But I don't think they're even comfortable for you guys.
Speaker 2Sexy legs is for a woman.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 5And then I was seeing guys doing squats. It's not even, it doesn't even look comfortable, because they're short. And then you go down and it's more.
Speaker 1Shorter, yes, and then for some reason they're always chewing gum. Use up. You know the one that's chewing gum and lifting.
Speaker 2I'm like, oh God, damn. Or the cat is always throwing the bar against the ground. I'm like dude In front of the mirror. It's only 25 pounds on each side. Man, that's so annoying. Stop making so much noise.
Speaker 1Making all that noise?
Speaker 2I don't make any noise, it's just you know your basic.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, Like you know, if you're trying, you can hear my mom across the gym and shit and you walk over there like tens on that move.
Gym Culture and Inappropriate Behavior
Speaker 2You can hit them all across the gym and shit and you walk over there like tens on that move. Oh, that's terrible, that is the worst.
Speaker 1Hey Talk, listen, what the hell you know how you sit up here.
Speaker 2You know at the gym and cats. You know it's like three dudes on a bench, right. You know they sitting up there, they getting it in, listen. You lift what you want to lift, I could care less. You know they sitting up there, they getting it in, listen. You lift what you want to lift, I could care less. You do you. But then you got like a 10 and a 5 on or two 10s, and then you lifting next to the chick and she got like a 25 and a 5. Oh, I saw that this morning actually you got to leave, bro.
Speaker 4I saw that this morning.
Speaker 2Hey, that's crazy, this chick was so anyway, how do you feel it's called ego lifting? How do you feel outlifting men? We ain't even talking about squatting, we're just saying like on the bench, yeah, we don't when you have a 25 and a 5 on Damn good.
Speaker 5So you're benching. What about 135, 95?
Speaker 2125. 125. I think it's my max Right now, but you're going to get.
Speaker 5So you want to do 135?
Speaker 2Yeah eventually A 45 on each side. Mm-hmm, have you ever done it before?
Speaker 5Yes, one time. Yes, we did one time oh that's good.
Speaker 2That's good. No that's real impressive. Do you want to say you want to say your, because I know women don't like to talk about their weight.
Speaker 5My weight.
Speaker 2Yeah, would you say how much you weigh 136. Okay, oh, that's real good. That's impressive, because if you said 236 and you lifting 135, you'd be like, yeah, yeah, like I said you know what they say. Hey, no, listen, because I saw I was walking into the gym, there was a young lady and her workout partner. She was putting out 185.
Speaker 3I was like okay, Nigga, she was putting out 185.
Speaker 2I was like, okay, Nigga, she was 285. But then, you know, it was just. I mean you're like, okay, yeah, you're supposed to be 185. Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 1She should have been putting out 285 then, but it was so funny.
Speaker 2Because you could tell it looked kind of like she was, you know, a power lifter, kind of like you know like a power lifter. So I'm sitting right here and you know kind of you know my shoulder kind of messed up a little bit, something like 135. So you know, they sitting up here, I throw them two plates on. Bitch, you got me fucked up. I ain't him. All right, get on out of here. Ego lifting right there. I know nigga, I do 225, but I don't know more Now I do 185.
Speaker 5Then how do you feel when a woman is lifting more?
Speaker 1weight. No, no, I get up and leave.
Speaker 2No, she ain't going to lift more weight On a squat, on a squat. Yes, I don't care when it comes to legs. You squat more than me.
Speaker 4I don't care when it comes to legs, like if a woman's in there and she's doing a hard like heavy leg. So, like for me, on leg press, I stop at about five plates. You warm up at five plates. Like for me, I don't again. Listen yeah.
Speaker 2I don't go, I think my max has been six. I go three plates, four tops, but I normally work out with just two plates, two plates On the leg.
Speaker 4Yeah, see, I stop at five. I probably work out with four. So there was a woman in there.
Speaker 2I'm built for speed.
Speaker 4And she had probably six plates on her. I'm just like go ahead.
Speaker 2Was she going all the way down or was she half? She?
Speaker 4had some legs on her, she was strong Okay.
Speaker 1That kind of bothered me, you know, when a dude had like 13 plates.
Speaker 2Yeah, one dude had on like eight plates, each side Two on the top. Hey, then he had his hands on his knees. Hey, I know y'all probably out there in podcast land like why y'all hating Because this is for entertainment purposes only?
Speaker 1and we letting y'all hatin', because this is for entertainment purposes only, and we lettin' y'all know what the hell we don't like, because that's what haters do.
Speaker 2Yes, Today is a hatin' episode. You know what else I hate? Rich people Nah listen the dude that just drove past me in a Ferrari.
Speaker 1They put all that weight on the leg press and that motherfucker moved one inch. Yeah, like lift it. I said what the fuck was that?
Speaker 5And then you know I'm the type to wear, but is your?
Speaker 2ego like everybody else? No, that's, I mean, we all have egos.
Speaker 5But if I put it on there. I can lift it Three inches. Okay, I'm going to lift that, yeah.
Speaker 2Like honestly, for real, when I did the 225, I really only did it just because of my shoulder. So I was like let me just see if I did it a couple times and was like, yep, I'm not back yet. I just tried to do a dip this morning. I was like nope. So all I do now is just the landmine press and I do the multi grip.
Speaker 4I can bench press like that, but I can't bench press traditional let me ask you something, joe, say you at the gym, pretty woman like Rosa Linda comes around you, eagle lifting you gonna throw another plate on you ain't gonna be like, oh bad bitch, because all my years in the gym I have never been successful in talking to a lady in the gym.
Speaker 2Never.
Speaker 1Never.
Speaker 5Don't look, listen, you never know, maybe this is what you're saying no, here Okay.
Speaker 2Gym crush here now. Here's something else.
Speaker 1I tried once and she goes you don't talk to people while they're working out.
Speaker 2That's what she told you, don't talk to people while they're working out.
Speaker 5That's what she told you?
Speaker 2Yeah, Okay so, all right, listen, let's talk about this.
Speaker 5It's annoying because you were right there doing your workout, you have your AirPods and people coming.
Speaker 1She didn't have her plugs on, so I figured it was safe. Okay, but what?
Speaker 4if it's an attractive guy that you're into, what if you don't want?
Speaker 2to miss your opportunity, like, okay, I want to talk to her.
Speaker 4Let me at least say hello, you got something in common. You're working out.
Speaker 5If I like the dude, I'm going to say hello and probably start talking.
Speaker 4You're going to approach the dude and say hello.
Speaker 5No, I'm not going to approach the dude. But if the dude approaches me and and I think he's cute and I like him, then I will talk to him, I will stop my workout and have a conversation what if a chick asked me for a spot?
Speaker 4does she like me?
Speaker 1no damn I don't know.
Speaker 2No, you want hey then sat up here and they blow oh, hey, can, hey, can you spot me? Nah, nah, I'm straight. You know what's puzzling about the?
Speaker 1whole thing.
Speaker 5Nope, maybe she does like you, because I would never tell.
Speaker 1You could go and try to give female advice, right? I mean, of course everybody can learn something, right? Right? No exactly, and they'll get offended. But a fat dude can come up and give ab tips and nobody say shit.
Speaker 2Let me tell you about this one. See story time there was a dude blue jeans, white white dingy, white white beater. I just had to throw that in there for that's okay. So people would know, that's okay.
Speaker 2We sitting up here hitting abs, hitting sit-ups. Right, you come up to Steve. Oh see, like what you want to do. Now you know I'm sitting off in the back. I'm just sitting up here like has this cat looked at his belly? Okay, now you look at Steve's belly and you look at this dude's belly. I'm like why is he giving? It should be vice versa, right, steve should be giving him tips.
Speaker 1Won't nobody say shit to that guy? Yeah, I was just sitting up here laughing and he'll give advice all day long.
Speaker 2I had to go get a drink of water.
Speaker 1Women be laughing and joking with him and shit you go up there. Hey, let me show you yeah.
Speaker 2I got this tricep workout. I got this. Hey, I've been doing this for a long time. Listen.
Speaker 2How dare the gym, the the, some funny stuff, especially because I like to people watch and I've been going to the same gym over 20 years, so I've seen people from freshman year of high school to where now they got kids and you're like man, I've been in this gym a long time, but it's just weird. Then you see the young lady talk to the guy and I just be like, ah, this ain't going to end well, because I know she's single, because she's just always in there like by herself. Then I see you can kind of see it start to work and you be like, oh, okay, now I ain't talking about they're a real couple, I'm talking about they met at the gym and I'm like, oh hell. And next thing, you know like, damn, where's homeboy at right? Then you see another good, another dude. You be like, ah, she's still trying. Now I ain't gonna say, well, I don't even know who she is, but all I'm gonna say is that she on dude number three right now. Damn, I'm like.
Speaker 2I don't see them, no more well. I'm like hey, forget that. This my gym. You just gonna see me once you like.
Speaker 1Just say, if you did smash, it'd be kind of difficult to go back to the same gym yeah, that's, that's, yeah.
Speaker 2To go back to the same gym yeah, that's, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1It wouldn't bother me either, but still.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's I don't know. I think that's super, super awkward, Like just trying to hook up at the gym.
Speaker 4I mean, if you I mean that would be anywhere though.
Speaker 2So if you hook up at the bar, I mean I mean if you but you're supposed to hook up at a bar and a club If you're a regular at a bar.
Speaker 5But the gym is like hey, you just see each other, you just go to a different gym if it doesn't work out.
Speaker 1It might be a safe haven.
Speaker 4Or just yes and no. I mean you just let you see each other. You go to the gym, that's a safe haven for you, man. Yeah.
Speaker 1Burn off all that shit you put in.
Speaker 4So then if you see her and you mad as hell, now you gonna lift harder, like this bitch. Now you up here Lifting harder.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying Now. I can lift 95 pounds Last week. I was doing 65 I'm just saying this is all that aggression I'm trying to get out Ever, ever, ever, ever. I got 0% Success rate At the gym.
Speaker 4How many? Okay, how many times have you tried?
Speaker 1Probably two maybe three.
Speaker 4So you're 0 for three. Yeah, you've been lifting for a long time.
Speaker 1I'm done with that shit now, though.
Speaker 4No, I would never. I would never coach a woman at the gym.
Speaker 2I don't think that. I think it's creepy.
Speaker 1And then you find out they'll wait for a couple of months and then tell you oh, you know I got married. Okay, you could have told me that last month, you know what I mean Like last month.
Speaker 5Okay, so where's a good place to meet someone?
Speaker 1A grocery store. She got a lot of meat in her basket. Massage parlors.
Speaker 2Where.
Speaker 1She got a lot of meat in her basket.
Speaker 2No, I said massage parlors. Shout out to D-Watt, I don't know what would you? Consider Go. Browns. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1Depends on what you're looking for in Ohio. I'm just playing. If she got a lot of meat in her basket, then you know, it might not be cost effective, but that's probably what you doing with all that meat, if you going there, she ain't got nothing but potato chips and Skittles and shit. She probably young.
Speaker 4So I mean ask yourself that question what would be a good place for a guy to approach you? Let me get my pen, though, before you start, take notes, joe, let me get my pen Coffee shop. Just like, so you're ordering your triple latte.
Speaker 5Coffee shop, or maybe I'm sitting down, what?
Speaker 1coffee shop Like Black Rifle.
Speaker 5Starbucks Bikini.
Speaker 4Beans.
Speaker 3He said Bikini Beans, no coffee shop like black rifle, penny coffee shop, starbucks.
Speaker 2He said bikini beans no ain't that the girls with the bathing suits? Yeah, a lot of women up there, dutch bros maybe a restaurant, if you're by yourself a restaurant would you eat by yourself?
Speaker 5oh yeah, I have done. You've ate by yourself before. You don't seem like the type that'll eat by yourself. Oh yeah, I have done.
Speaker 2You've ate by yourself before. You don't seem like the type that'll eat by yourself. You just look like you always have company.
Speaker 4Would you sit at a bar or would you sit at a regular table?
Speaker 5I've done both. If I don't want to wait for a table, I just go and sit on the bar.
Speaker 4So if a guy approached you at the bar and said, excuse, me miss.
Speaker 5How are you?
Speaker 4doing. My name is such and such.
Speaker 2Or what if he came like hey, you going to let me crack hey.
Speaker 1I know how do you spell such and such.
Speaker 4S-U Hold on, hold on and arch Let me spell it out S U Hold on Hold on and Arch, let me spell it out, don't just say it like that. I don't know how you spell that.
Speaker 1I'm writing all this shit down. I'm like I'm successful One of these days.
Speaker 4That's interesting Cause, you know as guys.
Speaker 2We don't really think about that Cause, listen, I'm gonna tell you this. You know I do a lot of podcasts Listening and Internet searching. And I'll tell you this you know I do a lot of podcasts listening and internet searching and apparently people are kind of chilling on the well, I'm sure people still online date, but they said people are kind of like chilling out on the dating sites.
Speaker 2Yeah, I agree, and just trying to get it. I guess they say it has to do with yeah, because it has to do a lot yeah with the catfish.
Speaker 5Well, I don't think it's so much as a catfish, it's just dangerous because you just never know.
Speaker 2And what if you did the reverse catfish? No, I think, I don't think that would work.
Speaker 3No, like you know, you send a person and he looks like, uh, like shallow, how you ever saw the movie. Shallow, how you know kind of, you know like a kind of chubby out of shape.
Speaker 2Dad vibe, unassuming, and then you know, you start vibing a little bit and you be like you know what, let's meet up. And then you meet up and then it's like Michael B Jordan slash. His name is Michael B Pitt Washington, so he's like Denzel, brad Pitt and Michael B Jordan all morphed into one.
Speaker 4Yeah, he's just handsome as hell.
Speaker 2And then you just like, would you be mad? Like wait, you're supposed to be some fat dude Hell no, I'm like, you ain't really my type.
Speaker 4I thought you was going to look like this, hey, but if it was the other way around, you would be mad.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I want a dad bod.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah some women do like that right, that's all they get, bro.
Speaker 1Don't believe that shit. You think it's a lie, I don't want. No, goddamn, dad bod. They don't want no dad bod Joe they stuck with that motherfucker and he ain't going to work out and he got a fat belly and shit. They say that shit to make their man feel good. Oh, I like the dad bod. You're lying ass. See, I've heard that.
Speaker 2I've heard that, listen, I've heard that Some women don't like she a lying ass.
Speaker 4They don't like their men looking as good as them. She's a lying ass.
Speaker 1No, I'm telling you, I mean we got one right here.
Speaker 4But listen, I'm telling you, right now You're.
Speaker 2Okay, you think she. Wait wait, wait At first wait.
Speaker 1You think she gonna take a diet bod Average, or did he say?
Speaker 2above average. What no? At first Remember, did he say average or above?
Speaker 1Oh, anyway, yeah, but your average Is different from my average. You can't go by average, no, listen.
Speaker 2Anyway, we keeping it 100. You know you Well above that. But If you have a guy you can't go by average. You want a guy that works out right.
Speaker 4Right.
Speaker 2That's what you want though right Okay.
Speaker 4But do you have friends that don't care? Do you, do you?
Speaker 1It's funny.
Speaker 3Well, inquiry minds want to know, Well and cry reminds one of those. I do have friends.
Speaker 5That don't work out. But they want guys that they're in shape, but they don't work out.
Speaker 4See that's bullshit.
Speaker 2Listen that Bull, that. No, that's an absolute no, no, yes.
Speaker 5That's an absolute no, no. But to me my man has to work out, has to look good, because if he looks good I out has to look good, because if he looks good I look good.
Speaker 4You'll look good for your man Okay.
Speaker 5Which makes sense.
Speaker 4But so, like women come up, you know they be like oh, I need to do that. 6'2", 6'3" make $100,000.
Speaker 3You know he works out every day.
Speaker 4I'm just saying.
Speaker 3I'm just saying Don't throw money in it, take the money out.
Speaker 4He said, there we go.
Speaker 3But then they don't look good themselves.
Speaker 4So you're just like, okay, well, do you work out what do you bring to the table? You know what I'm saying Again that's such a standard Sometimes you ain't been here.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, no, because you can have somebody. Okay, let's just say they make a million, they don't care what he look like yeah, look at Chris Rock before he start making money See. Yeah.
Speaker 2So now let's just say you sitting up here, no, he wouldn't. And you just sitting around and then a young lady tap you on the shoulder or whatever. You look back and be like oh man, I was wondering if I could get your number and it's like Rasputia. You'd be like girl, if you don't get out of here, if you don't get your ass out of here, nah, you ain't gonna do that You'll be like you know At that point in time, you ain't going to do that. I mean that's standards.
Speaker 1You'll be like. You know you have to have some standards At that point in time. You would just hit them with the I'm married thing.
Speaker 2But, but, but.
Speaker 1But my ring fell off in the bathroom.
Speaker 2What if Halle Berry? What if Halle Berry tapped you on the shoulder? I'm taking my ring off. How you doing? I just took it off.
Speaker 1First, I'll be like you talking to me?
Speaker 4You talking to me. Why your finger?
Speaker 3ain't got no skin on it.
Speaker 1You're going to ring out that bitch.
Speaker 2Hey, once again I like to put. This is for entertainment Purposes only. We're just here weekly To entertain the people Y'all know, Y'all ain't getting Nothing but jokes A little bit yeah.
Speaker 1We get a little bit, we get a little serious, nah, but it's crazy, the people, you know, they just think Like For black men. They just think like for black men. They just think you're supposed to accept the norm. You know what I mean? No, you know, I want a fat ass and all that shit. You're supposed to accept that?
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1But I mean, that's not the norm.
Speaker 2Then see you're talking to a white woman, and then they want to get mad.
Speaker 1Well, they talk to white men.
Speaker 5Okay, so since you all black, right, I have a question for you guys, it's true.
Speaker 4Are you going to get canceled for this?
Speaker 1No, it's true For you to ask. It's true About three inches from the ground All right.
Speaker 5Oh no go ahead, go ahead. Is it true that you guys, black men, prefer Big ass, big booty than titties?
Speaker 2Oh, that's true, I do like big booties.
Speaker 3Than ass.
Speaker 2I do not lie, no, I'm saying big booty, oh big booty.
Speaker 1Yeah, big booty, oh, big booty. Yeah, big booty. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2Like if it but. I mean it don't have to be.
Dating Standards and Attraction Preferences
Speaker 1I think it's more of a like. It's a shape, shape, it's not big.
Speaker 2It's so much as big as a shape. Right, because some people got big booties in. Okay, because if you look at Lizzo's booty.
Speaker 4That's a big booty, right you look at. J-lo's booty, that's a nice ass.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would pick J-Lo's booty over Lizzo's booty, but J-Lo got color blood.
Speaker 5So you guys like big ass.
Speaker 2No, it ain't so much as big, it's firm and round.
Speaker 1Yeah, just like how it's shaped Firm and round. Yeah, Like the fake big booties.
Speaker 5Yeah, just like how I shave Firm and round yeah.
Speaker 1Like the fake big booties. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2Yeah, that BBL is terrible.
Speaker 1Oh, you're talking with the biscuits, Like would they curve up like the biscuits? Yeah, the biscuits, I like the biscuits oh you know that's good.
Speaker 2I like the biscuits yeah, or you guys like the like. You can put your gorilla paws on it. I like the biscuits.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5So is it really a black thing that you guys like? Yeah?
Speaker 4I think. I don't think it's a black thing. I don't think it's a black thing, I think.
Speaker 5It's just a men thing Men thing.
Speaker 4Yeah, I mean. No, I heard some white dudes Don't like this I heard that it's a everything White men Like Breasts.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I've actually they reason they like titties Because Back in the day White women had no ass, that's all they had.
Speaker 2No listen.
Speaker 1White women get no ass In 79.
Speaker 2Hey, no, listen, when I was in high school, it was after 79. No, no, that's true, that's true, but there was a White, obviously. I went to a predominantly White high school but there was a white. Obviously I went to a predominantly white high school but there was a white chick real nice body. We obviously used to say she had like a nigga body. We ain't tell her that, but to the fellas we said it. She hated her booty so much.
Speaker 2I mean, she had a real, real nice body and you just like damn because her little skinny white friends had like the little pencil booties, and so she wanted a little like a little booty but I bet you now, if she's still in shape or whatever, she probably loving life man, what would be your preference?
Speaker 4would you rather have a nice ass or nice titties?
Speaker 5Both.
Speaker 4No, no, you have to pick one.
Speaker 3You got to pick one. It's very rare.
Speaker 2Hey, on this show, on this show we.
Speaker 1God's not going to give you all three. Yeah, we got to you know, Explain to her all three. It never happened bro.
Speaker 2Like you, can be 6'3", nice body, but not rich. God ain't going to give you all three.
Speaker 1Welcome to my life. You can get them now. You just got to pay for it. No, god is a cruel person.
Speaker 5You can pay for it now, but if you, no, but it it's still like you would rather have a Nice booty.
Speaker 1God is a cruel person Cause he'll give a woman Big titties and no booty. Yup, that's true, give a woman a big booty and no titties. That's true. And if he give a woman Big booties and big titties, she's butt ugly. You're not going to get all three of them motherfuckers.
Speaker 2I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1You're not getting all three you don't care. You seen them. They ain't got no hair longer than two minutes to 12.
Speaker 4See Body be like damn, Face be like no, I'm not making this up, man, I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1This is my observation from years and years of studying right here.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm not making this up now, I'm just telling you. This is my observation from years and years of studying right here. Okay, can I have a hypothetical, hypothetical yes, would you still?
Speaker 1beat. Yes, I don't know why you even asked me that Duh Just for a say though. I'm just saying, if by chance Does she walk, god gave you all three of those Nice butt, nice tits, beautiful hair. You bat shit crazy. I bullshit you not, I'm telling you, it's just weird how that works. That motherfucker would cut your car up, slash your tires, all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3Man.
Speaker 1You heard the woman. She dug the keys in the garage. You know the old song, the old country song.
Speaker 2Oh man, you think would you key a car. Have you keyed a car? No, I haven't Sugar in a gas tank. That's a loaded question.
Speaker 1That's a loaded question, nope, hey, that's what I'm saying. You got to start interviewing them now. It used to be. You just go in there like, ooh, she gorgeous, I'll take her.
Speaker 2Hey, oh, no, go ahead.
Speaker 4So I got a question for y'all right and I already sent it to Bosco. But would you rather be funny, good looking or good at making love?
Speaker 2Okay, no, I'm going to leave it. I got to marinate on that Cause.
Speaker 1Okay, no, I'm going to tell you it don't make any sense, cause if you're not good looking, you're not funny, you ain't gonna never make love.
Speaker 2No listen, no listen, listen. I'm taking good looking. Okay, Because even if I'm not good at making love, I'm still making it. It's going to sound crazy, Like I said. Y'all know how we operate on this show, so this is what I'm saying. So let's say, I'm making love to girl A, but then she don't like me. Shit. Now you're just going to be on the girl.
Speaker 1B, right, that's an option when you're handsome.
Speaker 2So basically, I'm just making bad love, just to like some random chicks, okay, so here's the thing. That's why I said good luck.
Speaker 1Here's a question I would ask Now. You'd rather be ugly handsome?
Speaker 2or kind of cute Damn.
Speaker 1Damn. I personally, I would never take kind of cute.
Speaker 5Because that's a claim.
Speaker 1No, that kind of cute guy got to work hard, bro, he ain't going to get nothing done. Ugly guy gets laid. Handsome guy always get laid Ugly guy gets laid. That motherfucker in between that kind of cute guy, nothing. Ugly guy gets laid. Handsome guy always get laid ugly guy gets laid, that motherfucker in between that kind of cute guy hey wait.
Speaker 2I heard one girl call the breakfast club one time. She was talking about her some dude. I ain't gonna say her dude, but yes, I guess some cat. You know, they were kind of, you know they were friends with benefits, and she was like I'm going to tell you this Y'all will never see me in public with this dude, but I do let him come over at night. So I'm assuming.
Speaker 4But if you ugly, yeah, and that's what she was saying.
Speaker 1But she was saying that homeboy, put it down Back in the day. The women would say, hey, if you want to have some good sex, get an ugly dude, Because they don't get too much too often when they go in there they're going to kill it. Well, that's the same with getting a fat chick right, oh no, I don't know what they got on the fat chick, they always have somebody.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, I know right.
Speaker 1I don't know where they found them at, but they always got somebody.
Speaker 2I don't see. The same stuff that apply to guys don't apply to girls, they don't, yeah, hold up.
Speaker 4Because, listen, would you rather go for the kind of cute guy or the ugly guy?
Speaker 5Kind of cute.
Speaker 4So you would. You see, that's what I'm saying. Then the ugly, yeah.
Speaker 5If it's ugly.
Speaker 4I'm. That's why I don't understand. Yeah, you're a girl, aren't you Kind of cute?
Speaker 5yeah, I will make you look cuter man. I'm just telling you, man.
Speaker 1You go to Come on. I've seen guys that were not so handsome and they'd be with the. It's because they got, it ain't because they got money.
Speaker 3They got money, it ain't because they got no money either.
Speaker 1It's just. There's just something about them.
Speaker 5They have the charisma, I guess.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2They got the charisma, they got the wrist.
Speaker 1And they have absolutely fucking nothing to lose True? So they can approach somebody with confidence or whatever. They ain't got shit to lose.
Speaker 2I'm not saying with the kind of cute guy.
Speaker 1No, that motherfucker ain't going to do shit. I was in that predicament.
Speaker 3You the kind of cute guy you kind of cute.
Speaker 1Everybody getting something but me Shit.
Speaker 4That's what I'm telling you, bro, like wait, hold on. How are you in the ugly category getting more than you Shit? I don't know.
Speaker 1That's what I'm telling you. Oh Shit, I'm like I'm like damn.
Speaker 4I'm in the handsome category. That's what I'm saying, though I ain't got to deal with these problems. No, because you know that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1You ain't got nothing to lose, though, like it's just like when you drink a lot, you ain't got shit to lose. You just throw caution to the wind and most of the time you're successful. You know that's all it is. But, like I said, that guy not so handsome guy, he got shit to lose. He go in there with all that charisma and shit, big smiles and all that shit telling jokes and shit.
Speaker 2Boom, he gone and you stuck at the table with the purse watcher, purse watcher alert. We got to get an alert button on here. I'm going to find an alarm. And those who get offended by purse watchers don't be offended by that, because it's probably them right Because if you offended. You're probably the purse watcher. You ain't never had to watch purses a day in your life.
Speaker 4You probably won't Call Rosalinda.
Speaker 2She's going to get us in the club for free.
Speaker 1We're going to go dance.
Speaker 2Watch the purse, because then you know how we're not girls operating or they put you out there. Girl, go, get us some drinks, you're going to have the real cute one.
Speaker 1She got the real pretty one.
Speaker 5I've been there. They use me. You're going to have the real pretty one.
Speaker 4So do you Wait, hold on. So when you go out, do you try to go out With people that look At least as good as you, or people that look kind of?
Speaker 5All my friends look good.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying, all of them.
Speaker 5To me yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, and see you're going to have that real pretty one. She's going to be the lush they all look good, everybody has their own thing.
Speaker 5Yeah, okay, you know what I?
Speaker 4mean so you don't bring at least one ugly one with you?
Speaker 1No, that's the purse watcher.
Speaker 4We do have one that she's yeah, I got you. She's Joe at average.
Speaker 5She doesn't dress like us. She dresses more like a grandma.
Speaker 4Okay, but she's still pretty.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 1She's kind of cute.
Speaker 2Okay now let's just say you saw Rosalinda and her crew. Mm-hmm, which one are you going for?
Speaker 1I'm going to start at the top and work my way down.
Speaker 2That's how you operate.
Speaker 1That's the way I operate you start at the top and by the time midnight rolls around, I'll be good and messed up. First watcher will be looking good.
Speaker 4So you with your crew right, there's five of y'all Handsome guy comes up to the group and goes for the not the purse watch, the purse watcher one. How's that going to make you feel?
Speaker 5Oh yeah, I'm bad.
Speaker 4It make you feel bad.
Speaker 5Like damn girl.
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 3How did you pull back?
Speaker 2No, that's what I'm saying. That's how you do it.
Speaker 1It's a strategy that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2When you see all of them, you go for the one. I'm just going to say you go for the least of the bunch. So you go with the least from the bunch and you out there on the dance floor right, and then so she's sitting up there. So basically what you're doing, you're planting the seed. You know you'd be like. You know he want to go talk to Top Dog, but you go dance with this one.
Speaker 5Why would you do that? Because it happens before, when a guy came and asked my other friend, the one that looks older, right, and that was cool.
Speaker 2And he ended up wanting to talk to you, yeah.
Speaker 5And he asked me if I wanted to dance and I said no.
Speaker 2It's a game.
Speaker 5Even though I thought he was really cute, I said no.
Speaker 4Because he asked her first. Yes, so had he asked you first. So did you think he was like second fiddle? Maybe he just was like trying to break the ice.
Speaker 2Man I'm telling you, you made them nervous.
Speaker 1It's a pecking order man.
Speaker 5I'm petty like that. It's a pecking order.
Speaker 2She said I'm petty like that. No.
Speaker 1It's going to be five of them, right?
Speaker 2Yeah, it's going to be five of them at the table. Listen.
Speaker 1You know, you got that one right that ain't going to let nobody lead the crew for no reason whatsoever. Period. Now that real cute one there, that's going to be the one that drink a lot.
Speaker 3Now she's going to be right behind us.
Speaker 1She's going to drink a little bit, a lot too, right, yeah, but she's going to drink right with her, though she gotta have a shot, buddy, so this one here is this one, here is over here pondering shit, that that third one is pondering, like what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 1You go to the middle but you but you got that one that to protect her, that's not gonna let nothing happen to nobody. She gonna where's she at and that's the one they're gonna. They're gonna hold hands and walk through the club together and shit, make sure they don't get separated. You got to find that one. Once you get that one out of the way, you're good to go.
Speaker 4That's why you have to have a buddy the protector, the one that you have to get rid of the protector.
Speaker 1Yeah, the protector.
Speaker 3You know who I'm talking about. You got one of your friends that protect you?
Speaker 4No, we do have one. You have the protector. Is she the grandma?
Speaker 1No, she's just a protector, she ain't going to let nothing happen to nobody.
Speaker 5When a guy is bothering us. We know that it's not a good looking, she'll start coming to me.
Speaker 3If he's not good looking. Yeah, like if they know. See see all the guys. No, like if they know that you know it ain't your time See, see all the guys.
Speaker 2No, no you got to find that protector bro Now I'm going to tell you how the dudes work. We have five, right yeah? Now we don't care because we don't have purse watchers.
Speaker 5I hope not.
Speaker 1We got a broke one, though, yeah no, you got a broke one, but this is what you do, right here.
Speaker 2You go, and then you see your boy talking to a chick. You're like well, okay, there you go.
Speaker 3That's all we got right there.
Speaker 2We ain't got no protectors, we got you, or?
Speaker 1you just sit up here and be like See you tomorrow.
Speaker 4Yep, hopefully Good luck.
Speaker 2Ask her if she can't hear with somebody. I'll take you, I'll take her friend off your hands.
Speaker 1Yeah, damn, you got you in that wingman you sacrifice right the night.
Speaker 2I mean, she might be good looking.
Speaker 5You don't know what about she not?
Speaker 1Sometimes, you gotta take one for the team, then you just be like nigga, you owe me one. You got to take one for the team bro.
Speaker 4I get the next one.
Speaker 1Owe me big time.
Speaker 3But see, that's how guys are. It's called the wingman law.
Speaker 4We're teammates.
Speaker 1Women no, women are teammates.
Speaker 2I'm just saying though yeah, they work together, but we protect each other more than you guys. No, because it's you can have the table.
Speaker 1if you find out which one of them the protector and you eliminate the protector, you good.
Speaker 2Okay. So if a guy come offer you a drink, does he have to buy you and all your friends a drink? A heck of a chance, damn Hell, no. A drink, a hick's? Yeah, damn Hell, no, hell no, like let me get everybody a drink, 1942.
Speaker 4Gentleman Nope.
Speaker 2That's a gentleman.
Speaker 5How is that a gentleman?
Speaker 2Because if I'm by myself, okay, but if I'm with my friends, so are you and all your friends gonna yeah, this is where you contradicted, that's $150. You Contradicting yourself right now why.
Meeting People and Approaching in Public
Speaker 4Because now he done. Went and talked to the purse watcher but offer her a drink and you sitting up.
Speaker 5But he's coming to me. He's coming to me and offer me a drink. Okay, but but most of the guys that let me tell you something Most of the guys that they come and we're in a group, they buy drinks for all of us, Not just for me.
Speaker 1Right, okay, I can understand. So now, when that guy does that, do y'all just get top shelf or you just get what you normally get.
Speaker 5No, they ask us what you guys want.
Speaker 4So then you go order top shelf.
Speaker 5No, whatever we're drinking.
Speaker 1Yeah that's good, I can, I can I can, I can. I like all your friends already. I'll tell you what we are next time, so you can come and buy us a drink. I like all your friends already you can go to every table like that. Everybody want to drink. Tom's Chef, give me the 1942.
Speaker 2You know I don't drink them Like listen, I don't drink them.
Speaker 1We can just say you know what we have. Hennessy privilege. That's all I drink.
Speaker 5They said, oh you want a shot and they pick the tequila. They are the ones that they usually. Well, we have Hennessy Privilege, that's all I drink.
Speaker 2They said, oh, you want a shot. And they pick the tequila. They are the ones that they usually get like the Like. Y'all can go out. Give me a shot of Azul Zero dollars. I mean y'all. We already know this. Y'all can go out zero dollars and have a good time and have a time of your life is doing that. You can go out every day of the week and have a good time and have zero dollars.
Speaker 5Because we all come down to men what Men go after women by looks right.
Speaker 4Not necessarily.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, we do.
Speaker 2And women we fall into men by what? I don't give a damn.
Speaker 1She got two knickers running together bro.
Speaker 5Yeah, by looks, you guys go by looks. Initial and us, we go by what?
Speaker 2Looks the pocket. Well, you know, you can't, you don't know.
Speaker 5Call it nicer, providers, providers, you go by looks too.
Speaker 4So initially we're going to go by looks Initially. Yes, so initially we're going to go by looks. But if I start talking to you and you like, yeah, let me get you, you start getting all ghetto and stuff. I'm like you ain't going nowhere. No, I'm going somewhere. You ain't going nowhere. Trust me, I'm going somewhere.
Speaker 1You ain't going, nowhere. You lying to me, quit lying. That motherfucker be ratchet as fuck.
Speaker 2She look good, she fine as hell, you ain't going to stay there. You ain't going to talk to no chick super ratchet, hell. No, you going to stay there with that ratchet motherfucker. Let me get you a drink. Oh yeah, Let me get some of that Hennessy you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1You going to stay there with that ratchet motherfucker until you accomplish your mission. I'm sophisticated now, man soldier, come on you going to let that run you off because she a little ratchet. He ain't going nowhere. You have to have standards.
Speaker 3I'm in my upper 40s.
Speaker 4I got standards now bro.
Speaker 5Don't listen to that. When you get older, you have to have standards.
Speaker 1You got to yeah, because you can't do the shit you usually do. You can go pull a chick that I used to pull. I'm not going to kick myself, I'm not going to lie about that. I can't pull them like I used to pull them. So, yeah, that's the only reason you would have, like all these standards and shit, because you're just trying to fight, just trying to convince yourself like, yeah, you still got game. No, you ain't got the shit no more.
Speaker 5Now you gotta get standards.
Speaker 1You just got your wire and you just got what you can pay for when you get older, you get what you can pay for if you have money. It depends.
Speaker 2You, a real one boy. I'm gonna tell you I ain't paying for no 45, 50 year old coochie. You, a real one boy, that's what you have money for, I'm going to tell you I ain't paying for no 45, 50-year-old coochie, I don't know that goddamn much.
Speaker 1That shit got to be young bro. Got to be like young 21, 22. Oh my God, You're a perv. You are a perv. If I'm going to pay for old shit, I ain't paying for no old shit I don't. If I'm going to pay for it, shit, I'm not paying for no old shit. Bullshit, you're not. I'm just saying you owe that line about two old men with a ratchet chick.
Speaker 4If I approach a woman and how she talk to me. Even if she can be fine as hell if she talk to me, ratchet, I ain't Again to me.
Speaker 2So if Halle Berry was ratchet, you ain't going to holler at her. Listen to me.
Speaker 1Here's what's going to happen. I already got an area to Halle Berry. No, I'm saying she's not Halle Berry, but yeah, no, no, but she looks like I wouldn't. No, okay, that's just me. If she ratchet and hot as foot, nope, here's what's going to happen. It's going to be one One and done.
Speaker 5That's what you want to do so.
Speaker 1Don't sit there and say I ain't talking about ratchet bitch, You're going to be one and done.
Speaker 4If I'm looking for a one night stand, Every nigga looking for a one night stand.
Speaker 1That's true.
Speaker 2At least once, and then you end up like, oh yeah, I kind of like her, you know, I guess we date now, guess we go together you circle yes, you like me circle, yes. Do you like me, yes or no?
Speaker 1No, but like I said, man, when you get older, yeah, you got to develop like standards and shit yeah you do you? Have to, and because you're young, I mean you can have a standard all because you want to yeah. And you're old, you ain't got no damn choice. You know what I'm saying. That's what it is.
Speaker 2I remember the back and ball, because obviously you know growing up in the hood, you ain't no ratchet, no. But you ain't no Ratchet, no, you ain't no ratchet, but now that you're older.
Speaker 1But in the same token, we men have Chef life, just like women do. Chef life Fucking expires, just like they do. Ain't no market For no motherfucking 56 year old nigga. See, there ain't no market there.
Speaker 3No, that's true, ain't no market there, that's true.
Speaker 1That's where your money come in.
Speaker 4So that's the market right. That's the money. Come in you in the money market now.
Speaker 1No, that's where the money come in. Yeah, no, and all these standards you talk about? Because now you got to go out and get the cars and shit put up, a standard so you can attract the one that you like. Because I don't care how old you are, you still like the same type of woman, I don't care. The same type of woman you like when you're 18, when you get motherfucking 70, that's the same type of woman you gonna like. You just can't get that motherfucker.
Speaker 2I call it having athlete eyes. You ever think, like the athletes, the entertainers, forget the entertainers, I'm just keeping straight athletes, okay, maybe having some beautiful women, yeah, and you'll just be sitting up here.
Speaker 1You'll just start thinking like Because a lot of them are in shape and they age gracefully.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's all that is it's? Just like, and they have money.
Speaker 1Well, that helps too, yeah.
Speaker 4Because there's some of them that they're in shape but they're not good looking. Travis Hunter.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know, but what I'm saying is man who put that on Thing to my Y'all, y'all are.
Speaker 2You had a picture of LaWanda. Y'all are out of control, man. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1Did you see that shit? I haven't seen it. They got a picture of LaWanda Next to him. Dog, oh y'all, I haven't seen it. They got a bitch. Lawanda next to him dog, oh dog.
Speaker 4Y'all wrong, man, jamie.
Speaker 1Foxx, that's a nice young man it is. The internet is undefeated.
Speaker 4He's lucky he plays football. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1See, that's what I mean Him. He would be very successful at getting women. That's what I'm saying Because he's got charisma. He does have charisma. He's funny, he's athletic.
Speaker 2He's a real good kid. He can dance.
Speaker 1All that shit, and he wouldn't have no problem getting a woman, whether he played football or not.
Speaker 2I guarantee you that. Yeah, women like guys that can dance, you know.
Speaker 1But he's ugly, but he grows on you.
Speaker 4We don't know we don't know if he would have the charisma if he didn't play, if he wasn't in the position you was nah you born with that, bro, you don't?
Speaker 2just yeah nah that don't have nothing to do with football yeah, you born with that shit like either, yeah.
Speaker 1I got a friend of mine. I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna bust him. I got bust my friend of mine, this dude. He wasn't a handsome guy in the world we want to agree to and the just had that, took a pacifier and sucked from a pacifier and made it look cool. I bullshitting that we in high school that mother walked around with a pacifier in his mouth and the girls ate it up.
Speaker 2I said you got to be kidding because they figured that's how you're going to suck on that thing thing and maybe it is, I don't know.
Speaker 1Maybe he was practicing.
Speaker 2I don't know what the fuck he was doing, but they ate it up.
Speaker 1Man, I'm just saying, though, you're just born with that shit, I agree, I agree. And then some guys, you just ain't got it, you know. You be handsome as shit and you just ain't funny. You just not a people person yeah.
Speaker 2You be like anti-introvert yeah.
Speaker 1Anti-social.
Speaker 2You just kind of sit up here and be like oh there's Rosalinda.
Speaker 1And then it's just like everything you say just come out, wrong you know, what I mean. Like you know, it just come out wrong, like everything you say you see, I think it depends on the person. You got a fat ass. I mean not fat, but like phat yeah, right, exactly you gotta explain yourself you know what I mean.
Speaker 4Like yeah, I think it's. I think it's a comfort factor too, right. So like, if it's the person you really like or you're comfortable with it, you're gonna talk to them a little bit more, okay, if, if I approach a beautiful woman and she's again I'm intimidated by her, then I'm going to be like what if you had to go holler at Halle Berry?
Speaker 2Man, I'd be shaking my damn booty.
Speaker 4Hell yeah. It'd be a little intimidating.
Speaker 1She's a little older now, but it'd be a little intimidating.
Speaker 4It'd be very intimidating. Hell nah, a little older now, but it'd be a little intimidating, it'd be very intimidating.
Speaker 1Hell, no, I'd be like Miss Barry, ain't it right, rosalinda? Miss Barry, she ain't Rosalinda intimidating she ain't a, but you just talked to her.
Speaker 2She's just a person.
Speaker 1I know that You'd be like Rosalinda can I get your phone number?
Speaker 2And then she's going to either say yes or no, and then she'd say no, this is the first time you got charisma.
Speaker 1No, I'm just going like, just like in general, you got charisma and you approach.
Speaker 4Rosalinda at the gym First time. Never seen her before in your life. She would have been the one to say why are you?
Speaker 1talking to me when I'm little and sick. Damn man.
Speaker 4But I'm just saying would you be intimidated by her had you not known?
Speaker 1her man I wouldn't even go over there with she is.
Speaker 4Because she's intimidating right.
Speaker 1Man, I wouldn't even go there. I agree, let's see, you know.
Speaker 2You are intimidating.
Speaker 1Am.
Speaker 2I yeah.
Speaker 4Initially yes yeah. But we know you, so we know you're a nice average woman thank you.
Speaker 5Thank you for the compliment but the same token.
Speaker 1I can go over there and say I'm a regular person.
Speaker 3This is just jokes, folks.
Speaker 1I can go over there and she say you don't talk to nobody in the middle of the set and he can walk over there and do the same. Hey, you need a spot. She's like thank you, wait, no, somebody asked me.
Speaker 3You know what I mean like what the fuck just happened here?
Speaker 2I know I live more than this thing.
Speaker 3Yeah, I should be spotting but that just like said oh, I cannot, I can say what you want to say confident, whatever the fuck you want to call it.
Speaker 1But a lot of men some men just got that shit, I agree. And them motherfuckers, just whatever they say. Man girls get the tee here and they can say something you be sitting there, this nigga don't know shit, and the girls be over there Tee heeing and shit.
Speaker 4Just cause how he looks hey.
Speaker 2You mess around. Be like, ain't the Cleveland Browns In Miami? Yeah, oh you're so funny.
Speaker 5I did not know that, did you know?
Speaker 3Cleveland. Spread the rumor, yeah, cleveland.
Speaker 1Browns.
Speaker 2In Miami?
Speaker 1Yeah, did you know that be like well, they got a game down there cause they sure as fuck don't play there. No, but I'm just saying, though, like some guys just got it, I mean, motherfuckers, be dumb. I mean I know guys like that dumb as a bag of fucking hammers, bro, but they had that thing and they always had girls.
Speaker 3That's funny, that thing I'm just saying.
Speaker 1That thing too. I guess you know what Lauryn Hill is talking about, that shit. Oh yeah, you know what she was talking about, I'm sorry, Miss. Jackson.
Speaker 2Shit, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1But you know it's, it's. I mean, it is what it is, and I don't know what to say about that.
Speaker 2Hey, we, we hope people.
Speaker 3Enjoy the show.
Speaker 1No, hey we.
Speaker 2We hope people learn from this. They should Once again. This is for Entertainment purposes only, but see what we.
Speaker 1Listen to, but we speaking on like what happened 20, 20, something from this they should. Once again, this is for entertainment purposes only, but see what we're listening to, but we're speaking on like what happened in the 20s.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, no, no Shit. Now, though, is just totally different. It's just different.
Speaker 1For us.
Speaker 2we grew up in the era where, if Rosalinda is standing across the dance floor, you're going to walk over there, yeah.
Speaker 4You're going to try to catch that eye contact.
Speaker 2And be like hey, you know you want to dance, yeah, now.
Speaker 1That motherfucker going to send a DM? Yep, dm. Meet me in the middle of the dance floor.
Speaker 2Or try to airdrop, yeah, or just stand right next to her. Can I get your number?
Speaker 1No, and then just be sitting up there, like on IG, looking at each other. Hello, and you hot, hello yeah like that's the thing right Now.
Speaker 2People just ask for.
Speaker 4Instagram. They just be like let me get your Instagram.
Speaker 3Yeah, they don't ask for like.
Speaker 1Man, I'm like man, give me your phone number or something, that's great. I think that takes a lot of emotions and shit out of it too. Hey, what we said is before that people they even because they have breakup, and move on right now.
Speaker 2They text breakups. I was listening to this radio show.
Speaker 1Back in the day you break up. It took you six months to get a relationship.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, you like man Quit coming over here.
Speaker 1Your mama like me.
Speaker 2This cat. He was saying that His nephew Was using chat Like chat.
Speaker 4GPT.
Speaker 2To give him a breakup text. So we start reading. I was like damn that's good, I was like what the hell?
Speaker 3You'd be like oh God, she's just they'd be on the oh.
Speaker 1God, she just broke up with me. They have EI too, okay. They have that EI computer thing they can do everything for you guys.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, no yeah, the AI, the computer thing. They can do everything for you guys. Oh yeah, the AI, yeah, it's like you'd be like.
Speaker 1Oh my god, cheryl just broke up with me. Oh, let's see what Tiffany's doing ain't that crazy.
Speaker 2And then it's like, hey, you sit up here and then you get the attention.
Speaker 1Oh, cheryl just broke up with me. Oh, that's a shame. You want to hook up later? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2Yup. And then the next thing you know, next week you seeing your old boo With her dude yeah, exactly, and you just move on like nothing. But back in the day you see you be like, oh, she at the bowling alley or something you done made about five mixed tastes breakup.
Speaker 4mixed tastes Like oh.
Speaker 2I think I'm going to go home.
Speaker 1I don't need to be here. Number love songs.
Speaker 2I ain't in my right mind. God damn it. Uh-oh, hey, hey, listen, y'all know we don't disappoint. Y'all know Joe's phone was going to go off. Anyway, we got oh, hold on when my screen just go. We got a couple of uh, we have dude, why are they showing this shit? Okay, bring her back. It's a horror film. Bring her back bring her back.
Speaker 1I did watch. Find a destination, by the way, yeah yeah, that was alright.
Speaker 5Yeah, I liked it yeah no, that was all right. Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 2I liked it.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, it was good, Yup.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was good. I still haven't seen Mission Impossible.
Speaker 3I still need to see Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2What is that song?
Speaker 4What's that, brian Cranston?
Speaker 2one coming out. So wait, bring Her Back. Started this week and wait, let's see. Well, y'all know Lilo and Stitch.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, gotta go see that. I can't wait to how to Train your Dragon. I gotta find some kids though.
Speaker 3I kinda wanna see that.
Speaker 4Oh, how to Train your Dragon. Yeah, I saw the cartoon version, I know.
Speaker 1I'm saying I watched it with the kids or the animated version yeah, yeah, yeah, we watched that with the kids like it's like. I remember one time when spider-man came out right and I decided to go to the movie by myself, I was like the only in there were no kids did you feel crazy?
Speaker 2oh man this guy is on the list it was just wall-to-wall.
Speaker 1Kids went.
Speaker 2That's when Toby the Spider-Man, oh yeah, Toby, oh, the Karate Kid.
Speaker 4Karate Kid comes out today. Karate Kid Bloodline right Legends.
Speaker 2Karate Kid Legends. I want to see how they link it together. Dude, you know what they going to link it. They said they linked all of them. Now I think I want to see that just because. Yeah that's my childhood right there. So bring her back and Karate Kid. Karate Kid are the new ones. Who was?
Speaker 4the Karate Master in that one.
Speaker 1Miyagi and Jackie Chan.
Speaker 2Jackie Chan, yeah, jackie Chan, jackie Chan is the cause. He was, he, was, he was basically Mr Miyagi in the Smith yeah, and that's what everybody was saying, that one wasn't real good, but Mr Miyagi was yeah, he ain't around too much no longer.
Speaker 4Well, he's dead. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1Okay, he ain't around too much.
Speaker 2Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1What's the name of?
Speaker 2Bryan Cranston. Oh, dude, what's his called? It's in the movies. What movie?
Speaker 1do you want to see Rosalinda?
Speaker 5Bring her. What is it? Bring her back.
Speaker 2Bring her back.
Speaker 1You want to see that, yeah, I like scary movies.
Speaker 5Oh you one of them horror movie people. I like scary movies.
Speaker 4You like thrillers?
Speaker 1So when you go to the movies, your dude's sitting at you. He jump and grab you.
Speaker 5Yeah, he jumps and grabs me.
Speaker 4I don't blame him.
Speaker 1Holy shit. I mean, you're just average. You're like oh, you're just average. Oh, I'm dragging him in my hand.
Speaker 2Like I said, I don't blame him.
Speaker 1He ain't one of them, people that talk through the movie Girl, don't go in there.
Speaker 5He's not one of those. He'll be like baby can you go to the bathroom with me.
Speaker 2Hey, has anybody heard about the Hurry Up Tomorrow? I heard it wasn't. Yeah, I mean they just got all these movies out, man. The Hurry Up. Tomorrow, that's the one with the weekend. When's the Phoenician scheme come out? The what Phoenician?
Speaker 4scheme. Oh, I's the one with the weekend. When's the Phoenician scheme come out? The what Phoenician scheme?
Speaker 2Oh, I don't even see that one Today.
Speaker 4What is that about? It's kind of ah man, oh you know what.
Speaker 2The last rodeo. That's another one that just came out today. Not sure what it's about.
Speaker 4The Phoenician scheme got a bunch of people Phoenicio Del Toro, Scarlett Johansson, Michael Cera, Tom Hanks, Bill Murray.
Speaker 2And that's out now.
Speaker 4Bryan Cranston.
Speaker 2Oh, so that's the Bryan Cranston one.
Speaker 4Yeah, Because I was talking about on Dan Patrick. He was on Dan Patrick today, so that's why I saw the previews. When is the new?
Speaker 2Jurassic Park coming out. I think that's in a couple weeks. Wait, what's the name of the one Venetian scheme? Dude that man. Yeah, you sure that don't come, it might come out next week cause a lot of times.
Speaker 2When they start doing the little media circuit, they start like a week earlier, unless it's being shown. When they start doing the little media circuit, they start like a week earlier, unless it's being shown at like a specific place. And my old school movie recommendation, eddie and the Cruisers Nice, you remember Eddie and the Cruisers? That was good, that was real good. So for all the people, I don't know where you can watch it at, but just find Eddie and the Cruisers. Hey, our time to ran out. So alright, well, until next week or the week after when we decide to meet again y'all.
Speaker 4Thank, you, rosalinda. Yeah, you know, it's always a pleasure we like when you come. Thank you to meet again. Thank you, rosalinda. Thank you for having me here.
Speaker 2It's always a pleasure. We like when you come. It's always fun. You have good spirits.
Speaker 5And she's very average, very average.
Speaker 2Thanks, cap. Alright, everybody Holla.