Nobody's Talking but Everybody's Laughing

Step into a conversation that refuses to follow any predictable path as the Nobody's Talking Podcast reunites its full crew after several members missed previous episodes. What begins as a casual catch-up quickly spirals into delightfully chaotic territory, delivering genuine laughs through unfiltered, sometimes shocking discussions.

The chemistry between these four friends creates magic as they bounce from childhood tobacco experiments (complete with tree-climbing mishaps) to deep dives into P. Diddy scandals involving a mysterious exotic dancer known as "The Punisher." Their shocked reactions to discovering what The Punisher actually looks like versus their mental images creates moments of pure comedic gold that couldn't be scripted.

When the conversation turns to cuckoldry, strip clubs, and relationship boundaries, the hosts navigate potentially awkward territory with refreshing honesty. Their willingness to ask naive questions, express confusion, and share personal perspectives makes for surprisingly thought-provoking content amid the laughter. The stark differences in their opinions about watching significant others with other people reveals cultural assumptions about gender, relationships, and sexuality.

Movie enthusiasts will appreciate their passionate recommendations and debates about recent releases like Ballerina, Bring Her Back, and classics like Final Destination. Meanwhile, their nostalgic tangent about grocery stores with in-store childcare areas strikes a chord with anyone who remembers the convenience of dropping kids at play areas while shopping.

Drop into this episode for a listening experience that feels like hanging out with friends who aren't afraid to say exactly what's on their minds. As they themselves admit: "If you want people to stay on topic, don't listen to this podcast." And honestly, that's exactly why you should.

Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!

Transcript

Podcast Intro and Catching Up

Speaker 1 0:01

Somebody. Maybe I met somebody.

Speaker 2 0:07

Y'all hear that.

Speaker 1 0:09

Yeah.

Speaker 2 0:10

A little delayed reaction.

Speaker 1 0:12

Why you hatin'. Why you hatin'?

Speaker 2 0:15

That's like the uh from the Indiana Pacers.

Speaker 1 0:20

Delayed reaction in a few seconds.

Speaker 2 0:24

Dude, I hear something else. I'm like what in the hell? That's like the remix version.

Speaker 4 0:30

I thought you did that on purpose.

Speaker 2 0:33

No, I did, I hit both of them. Okay, okay, anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here. It's four of us. You know know that song. Just the two of us we're gonna sing. Just the four of us just we're gonna sing it twice, we can make it if we try oh yeah, no, that's good, that's good anyway, just got a mic again.

Speaker 4 1:01

oh yeah, yeah, I'm about to have two.

Speaker 2 1:04

Please be prepared, because Jess and Christian was missing last week. Okay, but now they are here, hey listen.

Speaker 4 1:16

Oh, you weren't here last week either.

Speaker 5 1:18

No, listen.

Speaker 1 1:19

She did all that shit talking and missed her whole day. Yeah, what happened to Joe?

Speaker 5 1:23

I was actually so upset.

Speaker 4 1:26

The greens that he was supposed to bring, and he didn't make money with it.

Speaker 3 1:28

Your ass didn't show up Anyway.

Speaker 4 1:30

sorry, bosco.

Speaker 2 1:32

Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. This is your boy, bosco, sitting to my left.

Speaker 4 1:41

What up everybody. This be the one they call Christian, and I'm perplexed.

Speaker 2 1:46

Anyway, sitting to my left, Jess, I'm here, hi she said Jess, I'm here and hi, Jess is in the building, hey.

Speaker 4 1:58

Jess, to my left, superman is in the building Pew pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, Pew pew. Yeah, I'm perplexed.

Speaker 2 2:13

I thought you was here last week. You wasn't here.

Speaker 1 2:16

I wasn't here.

Speaker 5 2:17

That was halfway over, so all of us were gone.

Speaker 2 2:19

Rosalinda was here. She was yeah. So, it was me. Damn, I'm trying. That is a damn shame. I tell you, when you start getting old, you're like Start missing the show.

Speaker 5 2:34

No, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 2:37

Oh, so you know what. It was me, Joe. It was me, Joe, Rosalinda and Sherrod, that's who was here. I knew it was four of us.

Speaker 4 2:49

The crew has been on a rotating scale lately, right yeah.

Speaker 2 2:52

Life happens.

Speaker 3 2:52

Yeah life happens.

Speaker 2 2:55

You know families, you got things to do.

Speaker 4 2:59

Vacations we had some graduations Graduations right.

Speaker 2 3:04

Rosalinda was able to make an appearance. She came out from the. I don't know where's Superman from.

Speaker 4 3:14

Hearts Unknown. That's where Rosalinda's from there you go.

Speaker 2 3:18

She's from. She's like a superhero. Oh, she's like the superwoman, Not the only one. She's the superwoman, the superman.

Speaker 4 3:30

So why don't you tell us about today's sponsor, what you got over there, buddy, today's sponsor is ginger beer.

Speaker 2 3:40

Hey, actually, ginger beer is actually good for you. I'm going to look it up during the show Sounds tasty.

Speaker 1 3:48

Australian and family owned Ginger bell.

Speaker 4 3:52

I forgot what the drink was called, but it was ginger beer and wild turkey whiskey.

Speaker 2 3:56

No, that's what I said. They put this in drinks and this I actually got at BevMo.

Speaker 1 4:03

I actually got it at.

Speaker 2 4:04

BevMo.

Speaker 5 4:05

You would go to BevMo I actually got at BevMo.

Speaker 2 4:06

You would go to BevMo.

Speaker 1 4:07

What's wrong with BevMo. What's the matter with BevMo? Is that where alcoholics go, or?

Speaker 5 4:11

something I'm just asking Inquiring minds want to know, I don't know Is BevMo like is it fancy Now?

Speaker 1 4:20

I'm going to tell you I did notice this.

Speaker 2 4:23

Because you, you know, we have, we have guests, and then so it was suggested you need to have A little bit of you know, happy juice For the guests. But the way I was looking at it, you know you can't let them go crazy, right?

Speaker 2 4:41

I don't want you leaving the crib, but Some guests they're not even. They're not even driving Right, that's true. So, and me being a non-drinker, you know I'm not sure of all the alcohol intake laws and all that, but we do have five bottles on tap, five, count them. One compliment of Chira, aka Silky.

Speaker 4 5:14

I thought he buried Silky.

Speaker 2 5:16

He brought Silky out when he drinks Okay.

Speaker 1 5:20

When he drink, he get smooth.

Speaker 2 5:23

And all the attention gets diverted here, just in case a guest comes on and be like oh, you got something to drink. Yes, I got water, I got Gatorade, I got some soda. There you go and they be like no, some drink, not drink, they want some drink. You get to diversify that. So now we done diversified our portfolio. That's what it is, and we are here to build up alcoholics. Let the games begin.

Speaker 3 5:55

So, if you hear me, slurring.

Speaker 2 5:58

It's the taste of this nice non-alcoholic.

Speaker 4 6:03

Is that non-alcoholic? Oh yeah, no ginger beer is non-alcoholic.

Speaker 2 6:05

Oh yeah, no, ginger beer is non-alcoholic.

Speaker 4 6:08

You don't drink, yeah, I don't drink like ever At all At all.

Speaker 2 6:13

Well documented, right, that's cool, but see, this is what it was, because I do. I drink I've had this before from Sprouts Pass, so I went to Sprouts before and they didn't have it. Right, they didn't have it, so I ended up getting a Sprouts brand.

Speaker 4 6:31

Hey, you ever had a. I think it's called an Olipop.

Speaker 2 6:34

I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 5 6:36

It's like a it's soda for skinny people or people who want to be skinny, healthy people.

Speaker 4 6:42

And that skinny soda shit tastes pretty good Is it.

Speaker 5 6:46

It tastes better than diet soda. I can't drink diet soda. I'm like if you're going to go in, go all the way in. It doesn't have that weird watered-down taste.

Speaker 2 6:55

Remember I had the Blackberry Dr Pepper. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the twins like it. And one time J-Rod was just saying is it Dr Pepper Zero? So I'm sitting up here like I'm going in.

Speaker 4 7:13

He was asking if it was Dr Pepper Zero.

Speaker 2 7:14

Yeah, because you know he wants, he likes, he loves it, but he drinks, you know Zero.

Speaker 3 7:20

See, I didn't understand.

Speaker 2 7:22

I was under the impression that diet sodas are basically full of empty calories.

Speaker 5 7:27

Well, it's also for diabetics. You have to keep them in mind. Some people can't have sugar at all.

Speaker 4 7:32

Yeah, it's like that smokeless tobacco.

Speaker 2 7:35

They got smokeless tobacco. The chew pretty much.

Speaker 4 7:38

Oh, yeah, oh, okay, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 7:41

You ever had chew before? No, you never had it. Oh hell, no, that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 7:45

Yeah, no, I've had it before. Yeah, dude.

Speaker 4 7:50

This nigga don't drink, but he has a tobacco chew. Yeah, he's never had a drop of alcohol, but he's had a chew.

Speaker 1 7:52

He's an artisan, I ain't touching the alcohol with a chew.

Speaker 2 7:57

Let me get that. Yeah, and it was, you know, when the Skull Bandits came out, the little pouch, oh hell no. I don't know how old I was. I know my pop. He'd be hearing stuff for the first time on the thing Right and then he'd be commenting on it like Boy, we got to make this live one day.

Speaker 2 8:16

Right. So anyway, I got the little Skull Bandit pouch. I think my dude, he probably got it from his pops or something. See, my granny used to chew and there was like three of us. Oh, yeah, yeah. So that's what I was. I put that in between my lip Did it burn.

Speaker 4 8:32

How long was it before you spat it out?

Speaker 2 8:34

Man less than about three minutes. You know we. You know, back then we was climbing trees, okay. So, I'm sitting up here. I'm up in the tree. I'm sitting up here. I'm up in the tree. I'm like man. I think I'm about to fall. I start feeling dizzy. I heard you get real dizzy and I was like what the hell, man man, I spit that stuff out. No, I literally did. I got dizzy man.

Speaker 5 8:59

Is it just from the nicotine or?

Speaker 2 9:01

what.

Speaker 5 9:02

I swear to God.

Speaker 1 9:03

I had to be, yeah, I wouldn't man.

Speaker 2 9:06

I had to be yeah, I wouldn't. I was probably 10. I was probably 10 or 11. And I put the little skull bandit like in the lip boy I was like yeah, you know you start talking like a hey, you know we're talking to each other like hey, there, partner, I was like oh, I think I'm about to fall out this tree. I climbed down that man, I spit it out, then climbed down the tree. I was sitting up here like, and you know, when you're a little kid, you don't?

Speaker 1 9:37

I was like, yeah, he probably swallowed the spit instead of spitting it out.

Speaker 2 9:42

I was spitting it out, but I'm pretty sure it's still something that got into my bloodstream.

Speaker 4 9:45

The residue of it.

Speaker 2 9:46

Yeah, I was like he's like whoa. I think yeah, yeah, that was it for my. I don't know, I know it's the difference between what Tobacco, tobacco and chew.

Speaker 4 9:58

Is it? I think so oh. I thought it was all the same Cause I think chew is like. I think chew is what gives you the dizzy feeling.

Speaker 2 10:10

Well, I don't know what's called bandits. It's the nicotine.

Speaker 5 10:14

Cause even smoking a cigarette make you dizzy.

Speaker 4 10:16

Oh, smoking a cigarette make you dizzy, yeah. So then what's the difference If you're not a smoker?

Speaker 5 10:21

I can't do nicotine at all, like it makes me so sick. Yeah Good, were you ever a?

Speaker 2 10:24

smoker. I can't do nicotine at all, like it makes me so sick yeah, good, so sick. Were you ever? Were you ever a smoker? Did you ever smoke cigarettes, or you tried I used?

Speaker 5 10:30

to smoke Like a little bit here and there, but rarely ever Because I just used to get really sick.

Speaker 2 10:36

Okay, yeah, so that's.

Speaker 1 10:40

You know, we was little. I took a puff of one. All we did was cough, yeah, and I was like, man, if I go, why do you got to? And my boy was like, no, you got to get used to it. I was like, oh, no, hell, no, I'm cool bro. Oh, we're like, what's a cigarette?

Speaker 2 10:50

Yeah, remember when your grandmother or a parent or something would send you to the stove. Get them. You get like a couple puffs.

Speaker 4 11:03

You're like man. See, when I was coming up they had. I swear it's like they wanted us to smoke when we got older Because they had the candy cigarettes Right. They had the jerky chew.

Speaker 1 11:12

Yep. They had to pack the shit in and take a pinch. We had bubble gum like that, yeah.

Speaker 2 11:17

Yeah, we had the bubble gum.

Speaker 5 11:18

Apparently chewing tobacco has more nicotine than smoking.

Speaker 2 11:22

tobacco, oh has more nicotine than smoking tobacco. Chewing tobacco has more nicotine, Nicotine yeah than smoking. Okay.

Speaker 1 11:30

So what's the?

Speaker 2 11:30

difference between chew. Like chew and snuff. I know I heard some people call it stuff Snuff. I think it's interchangeable.

Speaker 5 11:39

I think it's just the way it is.

Speaker 1 11:41

Yeah, I think it's just the slang name for it.

Speaker 5 11:44

Like somebody said they got a pinch in this. No, they're completely different things.

Speaker 1 11:48

Snuff is a completely different thing. Is that a brand?

Speaker 2 11:51

I don't know about this See, that's what happens when you grow up around PWT.

Speaker 5 11:56

Snuff is just more finely ground and the chew is like large.

Speaker 1 12:02

Large.

Speaker 4 12:04

It took me a second, but I figured out what that meant it's not grinded down.

Speaker 2 12:07

I'm going to leave it there. I told you hey, as the new term is, I'm a trench baby. I'm an inner city kid. Trench baby, that's what they call them. Nigga, you're a trench baby, that's what they call him. Nigga, you a trench baby? Yeah, hell, yeah, you are.

Speaker 1 12:27

I thought I was a tar baby. No, christian isn't.

Speaker 4 12:34

I'm a low-key latchkey kid. No, no you.

Childhood Stories and Tobacco Tales

Speaker 2 12:37

I mean no, you a trench baby, like where you from is like almost equivalent to where I was from. So let me see.

Speaker 1 12:48

Speaking of where you from, I got a niece going to Akron.

Speaker 2 12:51

Oh yeah, to the Zips.

Speaker 1 12:52

To the college over there.

Speaker 2 12:54

Oh yeah, the university.

Speaker 1 12:55

Yeah, university of.

Speaker 2 12:56

Akron. She got a four-year scholarship. Oh hey, that's a good school your family be doing shit.

Speaker 4 12:59

Yeah, your family do shit. Hats off to you, sir.

Speaker 1 13:02

Thank you, man, that's what we do, man, we appreciate you we appreciate your family. Who the fuck is that Damn? That's my friend man.

Speaker 4 13:08

I let you shit on my family, just like that.

Speaker 5 13:12

Just because he has one.

Speaker 1 13:16

He said his niece. I know I got nieces.

Speaker 2 13:20

That's my brother's daughter. Well, guess what? I just had a niece graduated from Duke.

Speaker 5 13:24

Oh shit, oh damn.

Speaker 1 13:25

That is a prestigious university. Your family be doing shit. Fuck your family, she's a trench.

Speaker 2 13:32

Baby. Well, actually she's my cousin, all right, okay.

Speaker 4 13:37

So back to what we were talking about off air. Jess, what Do they? They, as in people your age group, they don't say so, and so got hands.

Speaker 5 13:47

They do. That was just having a you moment. I'm just not smart.

Speaker 1 13:52

He said having a you moment, he said. He's just walking around here, dumb as hell.

Speaker 2 13:59

I hate y'all. Oh yeah, I was so wrong.

Speaker 3 14:03

Oh my god, I wasn't gonna say went, man, I was so wrong.

Speaker 4 14:07

Oh my God, I wasn't going to say it, you just being you.

Speaker 3 14:11

You just being, you did it, okay, okay.

Speaker 6 14:13

I was so wrong.

Speaker 4 14:14

I was like man I know, that's a lightweight low blow, right Damn.

Speaker 2 14:19

That was funny man, too funny. I'm like ha in the hell Once again.

Speaker 5 14:24

I like to remind people this is for entertainment purposes only that may have been the funniest thing that man has ever said, though I know, it was funny though man

Speaker 1 14:35

it just came out of nowhere too. It didn't hit me till later I was like she's like, I guess we are here to uplift.

Speaker 2 14:49

Uplift all the problems we need hey actually, you know what, now that we're talking about this, we ain't talked about the Diddy stuff, right, right, I mean, we're a podcast like everybody else. Dude, hey, this shit is all entertainment. We ain't going to even act like, oh yeah, we're just. I'm't gonna even act like, oh yeah, we're just. I'm not gonna act like it was beneath us, but I did happen cause I kept hearing the Punisher the Punisher, yeah the dude who plays the Punisher?

Speaker 2 15:14

yeah, the dude, no, the Punisher. The Punisher, the strip dude that Diddy would hire to have sex with Cassie nigga. Hey, I looked it up on YouTube. So anyway, he's a.

Speaker 4 15:30

He was a dancer Right Now this is all new information to me, because I have paid zero attention to this.

Speaker 2 15:39

Now you got to realize, dude, you're on the podcast.

Speaker 4 15:43

We here to entertain the people. I'm here to get enlightened. So, Diddy would pay this nigga to it.

Speaker 2 15:49

Yeah, so I guess I forget Sean Hayes or whatever, but I looked it up His name is the Punisher. The Punisher.

Speaker 4 15:57

Is he a porn?

Speaker 2 15:57

star. No, he's an exotic dancer. Okay.

Speaker 1 16:06

Yeah, I mean he's a little, you know, older guy, older guy. Now is he hung low. Why is he?

Speaker 3 16:10

called the puncher.

Speaker 1 16:10

I don't know you're like, oh yeah, put that log in her. I want to see that.

Speaker 2 16:13

I want to see that shit but I guess he was paid to. Uh, you know like, do stuff, hold on, let me see I still might have so crazy. I might have it.

Speaker 4 16:25

You got to watch yourself around Diddy though shit so he can try to slip in the back door, so would he? Would Diddy, be considered a cuckold then?

Speaker 2 16:33

Yeah, no, that's what that's considered. Yeah, because.

Speaker 4 16:36

So Diddy's a voluntary cuck Right Interesting and.

Speaker 5 16:41

I guess interesting Most of the cucks are voluntary. He would sit there cuckled.

Speaker 1 16:49

I thought it was C I don't even know what that was.

Speaker 2 16:51

It was C-U-C-K O-L-D.

Speaker 4 16:54

They say it's C-U-K. They don't know what they're talking about.

Speaker 5 16:58

They're walking around uneducated, is it C-U-C-K?

Speaker 1 17:01

Yeah, just walking around, dumb as hell. So it's C-U-C-K.

Speaker 2 17:04

Yeah, just walking around dumb as hell, so it's C-U-C-K, o-l-d, o-l-d. Yep, and that's when a guy or even a woman wants to sit there and watch their significant other get pleasure by someone else and the Punisher would be the bull, then right, yeah, I don't know what that is, yeah he the bull.

Speaker 1 17:25

Yeah, and the Punisher would be the bull, then right, I don't know what that is. Yeah, he the bull, the Punisher, he the one that come in and do the do yeah, most people don't know, they're being cuckolded.

Speaker 4 17:35

That's another story for another day.

Speaker 2 17:37

You said, most people don't know.

Speaker 5 17:39

They don't know how do you mean, they don't know?

Speaker 2 17:41

How the?

Speaker 4 17:42

hell, you don't. How do you sit?

Speaker 5 17:43

there and watch. Let's put our thinking caps on people.

Speaker 3 17:50

Mine's weak. We already know this. We already know this.

Speaker 2 17:53

They're like what?

Speaker 4 17:54

I'm just saying motherfuckers are getting smashed.

Speaker 1 17:57

Yeah and they don't know, behind closed doors and they don't know.

Speaker 4 17:59

Oh, they're being cheated on. Oh yeah, that's a completely different thing.

Speaker 2 18:03

Oh yeah, yeah, no, they just being cheated on.

Speaker 3 18:05

I don't even know they being cuckold.

Speaker 2 18:06

Yeah, yeah, I'm saying that I'm like, how do you be cuckold? Because, listen, I mean you got to keep stuff on the surface with me.

Speaker 5 18:10

I'm like wait what? Yeah? Who the hell want to see?

Speaker 2 18:25

Because we're on the surface. I'll let you know. This is what's in her. Slide on in with my Superman cape. Now. Here is the question. Here's the question. Would you sign up for that?

Speaker 1 18:33

I don't know. Man Depends on what Diddy trying to do.

Speaker 2 18:35

No, no, it ain't Diddy, I'm just saying oh to be a cuckold.

Speaker 1 18:39

No to be the bull.

Speaker 2 18:40

No, nigga to watch what I signed up to watch To watch your significant other get drilled by somebody.

Speaker 5 18:46

He's asking if you are a cuckold. No.

Speaker 3 18:50

Significant other I watch strangers.

Speaker 4 18:52

Yeah, I watch strangers. I'm not watching my significant other. Your significant other.

Speaker 1 18:57

Then the answer is no.

Speaker 2 18:59

I wouldn't either.

Speaker 1 19:00

Right, I would, you would.

Speaker 3 19:03

Oh, okay, I'm going to make you my significant other I mean, I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna touch nothing, but I'll be there.

Speaker 5 19:15

Well, guys are more territorial than girls are most of the time. That's in my experience. That's not true girls are terrible. No, you're just probably just a little, a little more like because you I mean you said on the show that you don't mind girls either. So Girls are territorial. No, you're just probably just a little more open.

Speaker 2 19:26

I mean, you said on the show that you don't mind girls either.

Speaker 5 19:29

Yeah, I mean, it's just more, I guess, socially acceptable for two women to be with a man than two men to be with a woman. Damn so like I don't know it is.

Speaker 1 19:41

I need to find me two women that want to be with a man.

Speaker 2 19:43

then We've talked about this before then D-Ray.

Speaker 4 19:47

that's what he got going on. Who D-Ray?

Speaker 2 19:50

Oh yeah, he got two girlfriends who D-Ray?

Speaker 1 19:53

The comedian.

Speaker 2 19:53

He's from the Chi.

Speaker 1 19:55

Oh no.

Speaker 2 19:56

Neo got four girlfriends. Yeah Damn.

Speaker 4 20:00

You don't pay attention to shit.

Speaker 2 20:02

See, he got the bag.

Speaker 1 20:05

How you on here talking Damn.

Speaker 4 20:09

I'm sleeping on that. That's now socially acceptable.

Speaker 1 20:12

So now that's what I need. I would be a lot happier If you had two women. Hell, yeah, I know it.

Speaker 2 20:19

Do you think it's a headache? No, it's polyamorous pleasure. Because you know how one woman will get on your nerves, so then two would be.

Speaker 1 20:28

No, see one woman get on your nerves because she ain't everything you need.

Speaker 2 20:32

So if you had two, one would be this Go to your room.

Speaker 5 20:36

I feel like conversations are important. I don't know.

Speaker 2 20:38

Go get your friend and tell her it's her time.

Speaker 1 20:41

Tell Tay-Tay to come on down here.

Speaker 4 20:44

So Jess said something earlier. I don't think that it's more What'd you say it's more socially acceptable.

Speaker 3 20:49

I don't think that's the case.

Speaker 5 20:50

It's just more common.

Speaker 4 20:51

I think it's been common. It's just more open now.

Speaker 2 20:54

Now it's more like no, it's a lot of stuff that's open yeah freak flags are fine, left and right.

Speaker 1 21:00

It is gay pride month, so shit, oh shit it is so far since the 70s and 80s y'all enjoy yourself.

Speaker 3 21:15

You know that just reminds me.

Speaker 1 21:17

Would you ever take your, your significant other, to the strip club? Yeah with girls. No, not the guys.

Speaker 5 21:23

I don't want to go watch guys strip okay, I'm just asking.

Speaker 1 21:27

I'm just asking, so that would be. It depends on my significant other. Would you buy him a lap dance? Does Like is this someone I trust? Yeah, does that turn you on?

Speaker 5 21:35

I mean yeah.

Speaker 3 21:37

Right.

Speaker 5 21:38

Okay, If I'm getting some too, If I'm getting some too.

Speaker 1 21:42

No, he gonna go home and break your back, but I'm just saying I don't know it's, I don't know how to.

Speaker 5 21:48

Would you use?

Speaker 1 21:49

that to help turn him on and you on.

Speaker 5 21:52

So you're being cuckold right there, I guess, so Right.

Speaker 1 21:55

I'm just saying and y'all both paying for it.

Speaker 2 21:58

I'm cool on all that.

Speaker 5 21:59

I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 22:01

I need you to rub your nuts all up on her nigga, what'd you say? No, I'm saying I don't think I could handle that.

Speaker 1 22:09

It's a girl though.

Speaker 2 22:10

No, I'm saying, if I'm sitting up here watching, well, I'm thinking about a guy stripper, remember, I just said you see, if they're rubbing your nuts all along.

Speaker 4 22:21

But she says she wouldn't even want to go to a male stripper.

Speaker 5 22:23

Okay, going back to going back to the socially acceptable thing right. It's more common for women to be okay with their partner being with someone else than men.

Speaker 5 22:35

Common where, as far, as I know, Because you'll see couples that go to the strip club together, to the women's strip club together, but you don't really see couples that go to the male strip clubs together. I know plenty of people who go to female strip clubs together and they're couples. I don't know anybody who goes to male strip clubs together that are couples. So he did it yes.

Speaker 2 23:00

Yeah, I'm not really into that.

The Diddy Scandal and The Punisher

Speaker 5 23:02

That's it. Everyone has their preferences. No, that's true, that's true, I mean I don't want to go in general, but I'm under the circumstances.

Speaker 2 23:09

I mean, somebody was just like oh hey, we're going to the.

Speaker 5 23:14

oh hey, here, let me out Now if my dude's like a little bit like, oh well, let's go, let's go, and I'm like I don't feel it. And he's like, come on, let's go, let's go, and I'm like, no, I don't feel it.

Speaker 4 23:24

And he's just pressuring me into it and I'm like no, they've got good food At strip clubs, I heard I heard, I heard they do.

Speaker 1 23:33

I heard they got steak and egg they do.

Speaker 5 23:35

I've never been Burgers.

Speaker 4 23:37

Good burgers, good wings.

Speaker 2 23:38

Yeah, no, not for real. I heard I'm being serious.

Speaker 4 23:41

Oh wings.

Speaker 5 23:43

Stop talking about food. I'm hungry, move on.

Speaker 4 23:45

When's the last time you ate Jess Tuesday?

Speaker 5 23:48

Damn.

Speaker 4 23:49

Let's see.

Speaker 2 23:55

Damn. Hey, y'all nigg Damn.

Speaker 5 23:56

Let's see, stop Damn, hey, y'all niggas I don't endorse eating disorders at all. It's like you all right, this is an entertainment only podcast we don't endorse eating disorders. Hey, skipping meals.

Speaker 2 24:07

No, it's actually.

Speaker 5 24:08

Monday. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 24:10

Oh my Lord.

Speaker 5 24:11

Oh, we sound so good. I'm on a three-day fast.

Speaker 2 24:14

I know huh.

Speaker 5 24:15

If we all pitch in our money right here y'all pitch in like $10, and I'll pitch in the quarter I have in my backpack. We can get some wings, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 24:28

Sound like a 20-piece.

Speaker 4 24:32

What's the longest y'all ever went fasting? Have you ever fasted? Three days, three days, yeah, no.

Speaker 1 24:37

I've done three days.

Speaker 2 24:39

Why I just ate like at night. Like I just didn't eat the whole day and ate at night.

Speaker 3 24:45

I mean, sometimes I eat just once a day. Yeah, I was poor.

Speaker 5 24:50

I ate nothing but almonds for like a month. Almonds are good for you Literally nothing but almonds.

Speaker 2 24:56

You like eating nuts?

Speaker 5 24:58

These nuts your dumb ass. Look on your face.

Speaker 2 25:06

Then she said she was eating almonds, right? Yes, I was Okay, so go ahead.

Speaker 5 25:10

I only like almonds.

Speaker 4 25:11

Okay, Damn you still like them.

Speaker 3 25:14

Yeah, almonds are good for you.

Speaker 4 25:15

Well, because some people, if they eat something long enough, even if it's out of necessity, they're like, ah, fuck that shit. When they have the options, I still like them.

Speaker 2 25:23

I saw somebody the other day cooking hot dogs. Like you know, cutting up hot dogs.

Speaker 4 25:29

Chefing up some hot dogs, yeah, cooking.

Speaker 2 25:31

I mean, obviously they're cooking for a little kid, Right?

Speaker 3 25:34

But I was just sitting. I am not above hot dogs, no, but that's why I was just sitting up here, thinking I was just like When's the last time?

Speaker 1 25:41

Damn, I think I done got bougie.

Speaker 2 25:44

Because I didn't even get excited. I was like man that used to be that hot dog smells amazing oh a corn dog. See, oh yeah, no, I like that. No, I love hot dogs.

Speaker 1 25:56

I used to love hot dogs, but then I don't know, I just outgrew it no I like hot dogs Once I graduated college. It was good.

Speaker 5 26:01

Those like breakfast corn dogs. I never had those those are so good, wrapped around a pancake.

Speaker 2 26:07

Oh my God, I like brats.

Speaker 5 26:09

Those are good too.

Speaker 2 26:10

I love brats, yeah, I love brats, hot leeks Yep.

Speaker 4 26:13

Gotta have the hot leeks and.

Speaker 2 26:16

I get the sausages. Sometimes I don't know if it's Johnsonville.

Speaker 1 26:22

Johnsonville brats.

Speaker 2 26:23

Hey, whatever it is, man, I know them. Things is good, though. I throw them in a little hot dog bun, put a little mustard, Yep.

Speaker 4 26:34

Some ketchup on there. I used to throw hot sauce on a hot dog with the mustard.

Speaker 5 26:38

So what's your guys' go-to condiments on a hot dog?

Speaker 4 26:42

Mustard and hot sauce Mustard relish and ketchup.

Speaker 2 26:47

You know I never used to put ketchup on a hot dog.

Speaker 4 26:50

I never would put ketchup on a hot dog.

Speaker 5 26:53

What about you?

Speaker 1 26:53

Steve Barbecue sauce.

Speaker 5 26:55

I'm actually for that Mustard barbecue sauce relish Okay, and sometimes grilled onions.

Speaker 4 27:01

I think I tried steak sauce once.

Speaker 1 27:02

Interesting. I don't eat hot dogs though.

Speaker 2 27:06

I eat them every night.

Speaker 1 27:06

I put that on a hot link though.

Speaker 2 27:08

No, I'll probably end up getting some, just because you know we're talking about it. I put barbecue sauce on eggs you ever had a Sonoran dog.

Speaker 4 27:14

It's good, I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 27:18

No, sonoran, my roommate was talking to me about them, but I want to try it, motherfucker. Oh my God, are they good yeah. Have you had the Chicago dog. No See, that's what I'm talking about. Dipped things is fantastic.

Speaker 1 27:32

They look very colorful, they look good. Oh, it's tasty.

Speaker 4 27:34

You know they sell them at a Put like a poppy seed, put them on a poppy seed? Yeah, y'all yeah, uh-huh.

Speaker 3 27:39

Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 27:41

We know food.

Speaker 3 27:42

These are beet links. If you sitting up here, if you got to take a drug test or something.

Speaker 2 27:46

Watch out, Because if you eat too many poppy seeds, You're going to come out positive.

Speaker 5 27:49

I heard that Okay, a tragedy happened to me today.

Speaker 2 27:52

Oh hell, what we got Stories with Jess.

Speaker 5 27:55

I bought a loaf of bread.

Speaker 2 27:56

Oh hell.

Speaker 5 27:57

And I was being really, really careful with it, I swear.

Speaker 1 28:02

And you smashed it. She said don't spoil it.

Speaker 5 28:04

And so I was being really, really careful with it. Shut up, shut up. Okay, it's my turn. You didn't say nothing.

Speaker 1 28:17

Okay, and I smashed it there?

Speaker 2 28:18

it is hey, but listen.

Speaker 5 28:19

No, but listen, I was crying, I was literally crying about it. And you ever think about that and my roommate was laughing at me.

Speaker 4 28:25

Your eyes do look a little puffy. She was laughing.

Speaker 2 28:26

You ever think about that?

Speaker 4 28:34

You like you trying to call her old? Huh Nah, she said she was crying about it. He called me old when he got here. I said happy, belated birthday.

Speaker 5 28:38

No, you didn't. I did say old, but I meant belated. I said damn Okay.

Speaker 4 28:42

Man, whatever you sensitive, today I'm sensitive, every day.

Speaker 1 28:46

That's because she's 22. That age already catching up to her right. She's already jumping up there.

Speaker 5 28:55

She's probably like damn in any minute I'm going to be 30.

Speaker 2 28:57

You know, that's normally how it works. You know, girl, I refuse.

Speaker 5 29:02

You refuse to be there. If you're a vampire, hear me out right now. Come get me, I'm ready.

Speaker 4 29:06

Sinners, bite me, hey you see they are already talking about a sequel.

Speaker 5 29:11

Oh, for they are already talking about a sequel, are they? Yeah, are they? I wouldn't be surprised. I don't know how I feel about that, but I don't know how it would go.

Speaker 4 29:16

Yeah, yeah like what else could you tell? Would they do a prequel or what like?

Speaker 2 29:20

okay, I could see that from the To see, like, how everybody got to Like how Remick became a vampire.

Speaker 5 29:27

That'd be cool.

Speaker 4 29:28

No spoilers.

Speaker 5 29:28

Spoilers. Well, they already know Ramix.

Speaker 4 29:31

This is a spoiler-free podcast.

Speaker 5 29:32

That's not a spoiler. It's a spoiler. It's not a spoiler. He's been in.

Speaker 2 29:35

Van Buren, since hey, these niggas.

Speaker 5 29:39

It's not even a spoiler.

Speaker 4 29:41

It's not.

Speaker 2 29:41

Okay.

Speaker 4 29:43

Okay, whatever you say, jess.

Speaker 2 29:46

You see Sinner's show, right you like it.

Speaker 1 29:48

Oh yeah, I've seen it twice, so much I liked it. She has too.

Speaker 4 29:52

So nice you saw it twice, I watched it twice.

Speaker 2 29:56

I just saw it one time, yeah, but you know what? Anyway, I know we done tell I was going to get back to the Punisher.

Speaker 4 30:05

No, we didn't really finish that, oh yeah, so please continue. And you know what?

Speaker 2 30:09

everybody. We apologize. We like to jump around a lot, but who cares? Y'all know how we operate. If you want people to stay on topic, don't listen to this podcast. We be having side conversations.

Speaker 4 30:23

Hey, did you imagine if we actually did have a script to stick to and stuck to it? I know right.

Speaker 3 30:30

That'd be weird, It'd be boring.

Speaker 1 30:32

Oh no we have, and That'd be weird, it'd be boring. How boring. No, we have. And the next order of business.

Speaker 4 30:37

To recap the minutes, let me see Number three.

Speaker 3 30:39

I'm trying to look.

Speaker 2 30:40

Hold on the Punisher.

Speaker 4 30:44

I think his name. You can't tell me that he wasn't a porn star.

Speaker 5 30:47

That's what I'm saying With a name like that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 30:51

So listen, I had to put in the Punisher P Diddy. That's what I put in right there so here, it is right here, right after this commercial listen, I'm going to tell you what's so funny.

Speaker 2 31:08

oh, hey, you know what? Hey, we ain't playing music on here ever again, though I know that, I don't know. I I just heard somebody. Eminem went after somebody. Oh yeah, nigga, hey, not one. Well, them two songs. Right, there are going to be the songs forever, because those are from people that actually gave them to it. If you want to send us some free music, you can email nobody's talking podcast at gmailcom.

Speaker 1 31:35

We will take it if it's free and run with it. Got a Twitter too. We are legit.

Speaker 2 31:42

You thought you was just on here with some ragamuffins. I know we sit around here and Raggedy hands yeah, we building an empire right here. Girl, enjoy the ride. Usually the white women come along after we already got on, not at the bottom.

Speaker 4 32:01

But you know, she out here just dumb as hell we got to leave that alone dog oh that shit's too funny, that shit's too funny.

Speaker 2 32:11

When she come on, it's just like.

Speaker 4 32:15

Oh man, it's too damn funny.

Speaker 7 32:18

Kind of sexual interaction, while her husband which I was told at the time they were a married couple Was going to I don't know what this is from.

Speaker 2 32:26

That's his voice.

Speaker 5 32:29

That's his voice. That's sad.

Speaker 2 32:32

It was funny. I'm just gonna come in here.

Speaker 6 32:33

Initially it was the sexual assault.

Speaker 2 32:34

It was funny because initially it was the one dude at first. But I'm sitting up here wondering. Now it's a lady on there and I'm wondering if she's curious Like man. I wonder if he can punish me.

Speaker 4 32:52

Was that him talking?

Speaker 6 32:54

No, that's him. Well, right, here is the two hosts, and it was not welcome. All right, eric Bifle, thank you, as always, for your coverage. A strip tease turned a scam. Hold on An exotic dancer hired for one night.

Speaker 2 33:07

How did they?

Speaker 6 33:07

The clients, not who they said they were.

Speaker 2 33:09

I must have skipped ahead a little bit.

Speaker 3 33:10

He says he's here.

Speaker 2 33:14

We'll get. I must have skipped ahead a little bit.

Speaker 4 33:16

Get food for him and his friend. Where the hell?

Speaker 2 33:17

did the homeboy go? Can't wait. Technical difficulties yeah no, ain't she a technical we're just going to keep talking.

Speaker 4 33:21

Play some elevator music.

Speaker 6 33:22

There you go, he gets there, he's upset.

Speaker 2 33:25

Yeah, there was more.

Speaker 6 33:28

All right here he is right here In court about his involvement. Sharae Hayes is an exotic dancer known as the Punisher and he's author of a book that he testified about in search of freezer meat. We'll ask him about that.

Speaker 4 33:39

In search of freezer meat.

Speaker 7 33:40

Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 2 33:41

He said that's Jara's fantasy football.

Speaker 6 33:43

It's not only a high-profile witness in a high-profile case, perhaps one of the highest-profile cases ever. So you can take the jurors. Not only we do not own any of this content, let's just refresh from a period of 2012 to 2015. You say you were hired by cassie and diddy to do what?

Speaker 7 34:04

yeah, it was. Um. It started out as supposedly uh, a sexy scene when I first arrived, it was to miss ventura, where I was thinking it was a bachelorette party. But she showed up pretty much opened the door in a bathrobe. Clearly she was dude under and I was quickly propositioned to create a scene, a voyeur-like scene.

Speaker 2 34:26

Hey, I will tell you this, though I did not think I don't know why. I did not expect him to look like this. Me neither, oh, I didn't expect for him to sound like this Me neither.

Speaker 4 34:35

I thought that nigga was about to be in there, he smiles the same in every picture.

Speaker 7 34:41

Django, unchained, big-ass black nigga. We were supposed to get on couches across from each other. There were bottles of baby all around, it was dimly lit and we were supposed to do a mutual massage, kind of sexual interaction, while her husband which I was told at the time they were a married couple was going to eventually join the room and watch us. I was specifically told to not acknowledge him, not look at him. We were supposed to act like he wasn't there and that's kind of where the situation started and that's what I where the situation started and that's what I thought I was required to do.

Cuckolds, Bulls, and Relationship Dynamics

Speaker 6 35:16

You just tried early in the case and, erica, you were covering there when Sharae was in court. What were your observations in those early moments as Sharae? One of the things you said that I made sure I wrote down is when you described Sean Combs and he walked into the room. Do you mind telling our viewers about that?

Speaker 2 35:32

You think the host, you think they're getting turned on by this?

Speaker 7 35:34

It was a very odd situation because when he came into the room I could see that he was new, but he actually had on what I believe is called a burqa. It was kind of those veils that Muslim women wear where their faces are completely covered but you can only see their eyes. What the hell he said Diddy was wearing a did.

Speaker 2 35:55

He was up in there like woman in the yard. Today's the day.

Speaker 1 36:05

I ain't even here.

Speaker 2 36:07

Yeah, I know, we don't even cloak of invisibility. I just thought it was crazy because I've been hearing and although I haven't paid that much attention different stuff I listen to, they bring up updates and stuff. I was like man, why do I keep hearing this name, the Punisher man? What does this dude look like? So I googled Steve and it's so funny because when Steve's up here and say oh, he could have, I'm like well, dog, they both could be standing.

Speaker 3 36:40

That is hilarious.

Speaker 2 36:41

So now, hey now it was so funny If y'all double now, when they sit up here and they look up the punisher cause, you know they will, and then they're going to be having like Superman, and then they're going to be having like Superman. And then they're going to be having all that in their head now Do, do, do. Pew, pew, pew, pew. No, that is, that's crazy. He got on his phone.

Speaker 5 37:06

He's all grouchy now. Yeah, we're sorry, Steve Take it back.

Speaker 2 37:10

No that, I mean, do Do Not what. I Sorry, Steve, Take it back. Yeah, no that.

Speaker 4 37:13

I mean dude, dude ain't. No, not what I pictured.

Speaker 2 37:15

Yeah, no, I just pictured Not at all, I thought he was going to be kind of like a.

Speaker 5 37:20

Like a big guy, Like, yeah, Big sprawling guy. Yeah, like real yeah.

Speaker 4 37:24

He's not, I'm like man this cat like our size, he's very put together.

Speaker 2 37:30

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 37:31

Very Metro, if you will.

Speaker 2 37:34

Oh yeah, yeah. And that's when you're sitting up here, like Man's name is Sharae, oh that's you know. You sit up here and you think a little bit like okay, I was like I don't know, so maybe what Steve was saying, maybe he got that Punisher, maybe he got that hammer, yeah, hammer, don't hurt him. Please, hammer, don't hurt him. Oh, now see, y'all was talking about a script.

Speaker 4 38:09

I got something for you right here, timberland, oh shit.

Speaker 2 38:13

What did he do Dog shit? What did he do Dog listen? It says Timberland signs AI artist Tata after launching a new entertainment company. I'm going to tell you now how smart that is. Obviously, he signed Tata, the AI artist because it's his entertainment company, so he's getting all the residuals anyway. I mean that's smart. So what if I had an ai artist? Could I like a? So it probably would work the same. Like a timberland, I have an ai artist, can you sign him? I mean he's gonna get paid, but I still also get paid too, right?

Speaker 4 38:55

I think so because I mean yeah, so it'd be almost like.

Speaker 2 39:00

You know my how crazy is that. That's a real story.

Speaker 5 39:06

Ai artist yeah, everything is going the route of AI that is insane, it's funny watching old people on the internet thinking videos are real oh man, they're in the comments like oh my God.

Speaker 2 39:22

Listen, I don't, really don't believe. Are they alive? Hey, I really don't even believe anything anymore. No, you can't. You know what's that? Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.

Speaker 3 39:33

No, I really don't believe anything.

Speaker 2 39:38

You just sit there and be like, oh, I should say, was that real?

Speaker 4 39:43

Or you know, you got to check and A lot of these AI drawings and things just too real.

Speaker 2 39:50

Oh, I know, Too realistic Like they have. I think they were talking to after I was looking at the Timberland thing, amazon, they work, I guess the robots to deliver packages.

Speaker 4 40:07

Oh, kind of like that movie Megan. No, I didn't even watch that.

Speaker 2 40:11

Yeah, I guess. Hey, that movie's good.

Speaker 5 40:13

It looks so dumb.

Speaker 2 40:14

Oh, oh, megan, yeah, oh that movie that movie is good. That movie, that movie is good.

Speaker 1 40:22

Megan you never seen megan either it just looks like ptsd from megan silly hey, well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 40:31

I liked it well. They got the sequel coming out. I too, I know I can't wait.

Speaker 5 40:34

That one looks so dumb, I can't.

Speaker 4 40:36

Really I think that's what they're going for.

Speaker 5 40:39

The sequel looks so dumb.

Speaker 4 40:42

It might be going for the campy. She didn't grow up a little bit, probably Megan 2.0. Yeah, she got taller. Her dance moves, her dance moves. I just want to die.

Speaker 2 40:50

And now it's a yeah, she got a nemesis. Yeah, it's almost like watching the Transformers. You love this shit. Yeah, hell, yeah. Well, I know, I can't wait for it.

Speaker 5 41:04

Optimus Megan.

Speaker 2 41:06

Seriously, hey, I did, I did go see Bring Her Back Disturbing.

Speaker 5 41:16

What is that? What is that?

Speaker 2 41:18

All I'm saying is Bring Her Back.

Speaker 4 41:23

I've been gone for a week so I didn't I didn't get any movie time in.

Speaker 2 41:27

I'll tell you this I don't really know if it was a horror. It's considered a horror film, right, yep?

Speaker 4 41:37

it's a horror film.

Speaker 2 41:38

Now, I didn't think it was scary, just it was disturbing. It was very, very disturbing and I seen it like a week ago and I'm still thinking about how disturbing it was. Yeah, it came out on Jess' birthday, oh.

Speaker 4 41:54

A24. They make good movies.

Speaker 2 41:57

Yeah, they do. They make really good movies yeah.

Speaker 1 42:00

Bring her back.

Speaker 2 42:01

That's crazy, huh.

Speaker 4 42:03

Yeah, I would. Anything they put out, I'd go see that one they did about the porno. I want to watch that one.

Speaker 5 42:12

What's it?

Speaker 4 42:13

called.

Speaker 2 42:13

The porno.

Speaker 4 42:14

Yeah, they made a porno, kind of like a damn, what's it called?

Speaker 2 42:19

I knew, I saw that movie Zack Ymir makes a porno. That shit was hilarious.

Speaker 4 42:24

That is a good movie it was a horror movie they called either Triple X or X.

Speaker 5 42:30

I think it's X. Yeah, it's X's X, yeah, it's X, yeah, it's not an actual porno. No, no, no.

Speaker 4 42:37

It's these. It's set in the 70s and they're making a porno In like this Abandoned barn, oh, and shit gets weird.

Speaker 3 42:44

Where can you see that? At Most me and Gotham Most likely.

Speaker 4 42:47

HBO Max. You can see it on Hulu, probably with Paid subscription.

Speaker 5 42:51

Yeah, See it on Hulu probably with paid subscription.

Speaker 2 42:55

Yeah, Max.

Speaker 4 42:55

Like YouTube TV or something Prime most likely.

Speaker 2 42:59

Oh, with Prime. Yeah, so wait with Prime. You can just watch it, If you have a premium subscription, shit, I hope so With regular.

Speaker 5 43:06

I hope so. It says premium subscription. For Prime yeah Max is just a regular subscription. I don't have Max.

Speaker 4 43:15

So that's the other rich thing.

Speaker 5 43:16

You need to find someone who has Max, we know somebody who has Max.

Speaker 4 43:21

He's rich, but he's not here. He's the one who provided this.

Speaker 5 43:25

Please give us your Max account, please.

Speaker 2 43:30

I mean they'll go over to Joe's house, but she said you can watch it on Prime.

Speaker 4 43:35

With the premium account. You either gotta rent it, you have to have probably the Starz subscription or something like that.

Speaker 5 43:42

You know, ain't nothing free, no more, yeah, I don't know oh, speaking of movies that I did watch. I watched the Final Destination movies because I haven't seen them before you watched all of them except wait.

Speaker 2 43:52

No, I didn't watch the fourth one. I watched all Final Destination movies because I haven't seen them before you watched all of them except wait.

Speaker 5 43:55

No, I didn't watch the fourth one, I watched all the other ones did you see the most recent one? No, is that the fourth one?

Speaker 2 44:03

no, that's the fifth one. I said, I watched that, right, yeah it was good. I watched the first three okay, I need to go back and watch them. Go back, watch number one and now I have A whole lot of Fears, like when you're on the highway and all that stuff too. I almost died the other day On the freaking highway, oh hell.

Speaker 3 44:27

Tell us Jess. Story time part two.

Speaker 5 44:29

They break, checked Right in front of me.

Speaker 1 44:32

Almost died and time part two.

Speaker 5 44:32

They brake checked right in front of me and I swear it was like slow motion. The freaking tires were squealing and you could smell them and it was all smoky and I was like we're gonna die and I was holding the dashboard like this I was terrible. I wasn't driving, but she waits till the last second to brake, every single time.

Speaker 4 44:53

That always makes me nervous. I'm like stop.

Speaker 5 44:54

I'm like pressing my imaginary brake on the passenger side. I'm like stop, Stop.

Speaker 2 44:59

Hey, they got them imaginary brakes in. Like the little driving schools.

Speaker 4 45:02

The student driver cars. Yeah hell yeah, bet you wish you had that at that time.

Speaker 5 45:07

Oh, I was praying with everything. I was willing the car to stop with my hands. It's going to stop, it's going to stop. We literally stopped not even a foot away from that car.

Speaker 1 45:17

It was terrifying. It was on the 17th, Don't you know if you put your arms up like that and the airbag deployed it would break everything you put up there.

Speaker 5 45:24

I was praying.

Speaker 4 45:25

Do they come out with that much?

Speaker 5 45:26

force.

Speaker 4 45:26

They come out with that much force.

Speaker 2 45:34

We would have their legs up there. Never have your legs up there. I'm going to tell you this. I have a question real quick, just curious. I'm going to call this. Ask a white girl.

Speaker 3 45:44

Why in the hell?

Speaker 2 45:45

do y'all, put y'all's feet out the window.

Speaker 5 45:47

I don't, I'm not saying you don't. I don't understand that one either.

Speaker 1 45:53

Trying to let their feet breathe.

Speaker 5 45:54

I have no idea.

Speaker 1 45:56

Like here's my thing they showing you that they love to put their feet up. They like look, we got room in here.

Speaker 2 46:01

Like you sit up here, you get in my car, you put your feet on my dashboard. Get the hell out of my car, right, what the hell you put. I mean, this was some years ago, but somebody got in a car accident and they leg was up. Boom Broke like they broke their thigh.

Speaker 5 46:29

Dude, that'll paralyze you so fast.

Speaker 4 46:30

Dude, it took them for probably shattered a pelvis or two. Huh.

Speaker 2 46:37

Paralyzed. I know they were in bad shape for a minute. Now you be like, hey, they said no, I know nothing about that you put your feet up there at all. F-a-f-o.

Speaker 5 46:50

I don't even wear my freaking hair clip in the car because it scares me.

Speaker 2 46:54

What's the thing with the?

Speaker 5 46:58

If you get in a car accident, your head usually bangs and it will get embedded into your skull.

Speaker 2 47:04

Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 47:05

I've seen a metal hair clip embedded in someone's skull In person or on the internet, on the internet, but I was like I'm never doing that ever again. Yeah, speaking of movies, I did try to find Hobbs and Shaw Couldn't find it.

Speaker 2 47:19

You couldn't find Hobbs and Shaw.

Speaker 4 47:20

Couldn't find it. You couldn't find Hobbs and Shaw. Well, I had to pay for it and I wasn't buying it.

Speaker 2 47:23

I wasn't supposed to do that, hey listen, he's broke, y'all he's broke. When did movie rentals start becoming 1999.

Speaker 4 47:29

No, that's not a rental.

Speaker 5 47:32

You not looking at the rental? That's your buy, unless it's one that just came out it says buy.

Speaker 2 47:37

I'll pull it up right now. It says buy 24.99. Rent a two-day rental 1999 is it a new movie? No, it's a new movie, but still, when the hell was it?

Speaker 4 47:49

it's new, 19 nigga, if you find an old movie it's like four dollars yeah that's how much it used to be typically go for like 3.99 it used to be 9.99.

Speaker 1 47:58

Go for like $3.99. It used to be $9.99. Like you going to the movies.

Speaker 5 48:01

You know they're all about to be rounded out right, there's going to be no more 99s.

Speaker 1 48:05

Really.

Speaker 5 48:05

They stopped making pennies.

Speaker 2 48:08

They said it cost like 14 cents.

Speaker 3 48:11

To make a penny.

Speaker 5 48:12

Yeah, it was like 14 cents to make a penny.

Speaker 3 48:16

So it's all going to be rented out.

Speaker 5 48:17

Yeah, because there ain't going to be no more pennies.

Speaker 1 48:19

Shit Wow.

Speaker 2 48:20

Yeah, they stopped making them already, so all the pennies might be worth some money, but somebody said it's like $3 or something to make a nickel.

Speaker 5 48:29

Yeah, it's expensive.

Speaker 4 48:30

So does that mean they're no longer going to mine, copper? I don't know.

Speaker 2 48:35

Oh, I don't know, I'm looking at all that. That's kind of how they make pennies, I mean probably because there's still like other stuff you make out of copper. It's not just pennies, yeah, but they just won't make pennies anymore.

Speaker 4 48:44

Probably not as many. Oh yeah, they make wires with copper, yeah.

Speaker 2 48:47

Why in the hell do? Uh, I don't know. I don't carry cash. I do have a whole bunch of coins right there.

Speaker 5 48:56

I need to wrap up. Yeah, bring some.

Speaker 1 49:01

I'm going to go get my pennies and see if I got something that's actually worth some money.

Speaker 2 49:05

Go get some, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 49:08

I used to have a quarter collection from all the different states. I have one of those I don't know what happened to it, though I know I didn't spend it.

Speaker 5 49:16

I have one of those. It's in a little book, somebody stole it.

Speaker 1 49:18

Yeah, I've been there, went and bought some Skittles. You got any?

Speaker 2 49:20

crackhead cousins or something.

Speaker 4 49:23

Reformed crackhead maybe Reformed.

Speaker 5 49:27

Once a crackhead, always a crackhead. I used to have one. Do you knit? You said knit nigga. No, I can't even sew.

Speaker 4 49:31

Old people knit don't a booklet of quarter.

Speaker 5 49:36

I got it for my birthday, for my grandma, and then what else?

Speaker 4 49:37

you just say that's some old people shit. Yeah, nah, you said. You just said something else that I don't remember.

Speaker 5 49:45

My mind slips me Anyway, because you're old yeah.

Speaker 3 49:48

Yeah, I do need a nap.

Speaker 2 49:51

You said you need a nap. Nah, that is. That's crazy, though Damn. I know ballerina starts today. Oh does it? Yeah, Well, it actually started last night. And then I talked to somebody that's seen it already. Oh, they said it is very good.

Speaker 4 50:10

I've been to one. Do you normally do Thursday releases, because I've been to maybe like twice.

Speaker 2 50:15

Oh, I mean, I will.

Speaker 4 50:17

Yeah, I do, because they used to do it. I like to go Fridays, but they used to do them at midnight.

Speaker 2 50:24

Oh yeah. I'm in the bed, oh yeah because you know what they released it to, where they moved it to seven, because sometimes, like the kids, you know kids were out like at midnight, yeah, having to go to school the next day. Well, shit, it's summer. Who is that right there? Who's that?

Speaker 3 50:46

Oh, yeah, that's the ballerina, lady, right.

Speaker 2 50:49

Yeah.

Speaker 3 50:50

And they say it's nice.

Speaker 2 50:52

They say it's real good. I can't wait to see it too.

Speaker 4 50:55

Same cats who did John Wick? No yeah. It's going to be superb.

Speaker 2 51:00

It's in a trailer. John Wick is in it.

Speaker 1 51:03

I might get to see a titty.

Speaker 2 51:06

Is it?

Speaker 1 51:06

rated R. I like titty.

Speaker 2 51:09

You might see a titty or a butt crack.

Speaker 4 51:13

Give me all the Sidney Sweeney's movies right now. I just want to go ahead and that lady, valerie, it's rated.

Speaker 2 51:20

R, is it?

Speaker 4 51:21

Oh, that's going to be good. Right there, boy, I got some catching up to do. You know of the Clown in the Cornfield, is that what it's?

Speaker 5 51:28

called. Oh, that's probably. Is it out? I think it's out already.

Speaker 2 51:40

No but, I think it might be close to streaming already.

Speaker 5 51:40

Let me see we don't get in trouble for streaming dude, Uh-uh.

Speaker 2 51:47

The clown in the cornfield. I think it's out to theaters now.

Speaker 4 51:51

It wasn't even in that many it's gone.

Speaker 2 51:56

So is it on streaming? Yet it's probably playing.

Speaker 1 51:59

Somewhere in Yuma there is a in Tempe the one that was where the kids came out and listened in that city. Is that what Clown in the Cornfield is?

Movie Recommendations and Streaming Talk

Speaker 2 52:08

I think it's something like that you said it's being shown in Tempe wait what you want, pollock yeah good old. Pollock, see, I'm well diverse around the city.

Speaker 4 52:21

Yeah, Good old Pollock See.

Speaker 2 52:23

I'm well diverse around the city. Well, yeah, it kind of looks. Hey, it's dope to go in there, is it? Yeah, they got some stuff in there, man, I haven't been there in years.

Speaker 4 52:34

In years Saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday and Wednesday showing. Oh really Tomorrow at 7.50. At PM. Yep, ah, sunday, monday, tuesday and Wednesday showing. Oh really Tomorrow at 7.50. At.

Speaker 2 52:45

PM. Yep, 5.30 PM. Wait, they got a 5.30?.

Speaker 4 52:47

Oh, actually Sunday's the last day. They're showing it At 5.30.

Speaker 2 52:51

PM, pm. See I can do PM 5.30. 7?, 7?. Oh, that's pushing it. Yeah, I stopped going 7?.

Speaker 4 52:59

That's pushing it. Yeah, I stopped going to movies. That's pushing it. I stopped going to movies in the PM.

Speaker 5 53:05

I stopped going in general.

Speaker 2 53:09

You saw Sinners twice.

Speaker 5 53:11

You did say that I'm not going anymore, it's expensive and I don't want to go by myself, so I'm going to stay home.

Speaker 4 53:20

That's fair and I don't want to go by myself, so I'm going to stay home.

Speaker 2 53:22

That's fair.

Speaker 3 53:23

I guess you got to go for popcorn and the intertables.

Speaker 2 53:30

I'm a social creature, I ain't going by myself is that being social or is that being like oh, look at me, I'm a pretty white girl. I'm not going to no damn movie by myself. Somebody's taking me.

Speaker 5 53:47

No.

Speaker 2 53:47

Okay, I'm just asking, not at all. Hey, if he don't take me to the movies? Hey, remember what the Robin Harris said if the nigga can't take you to Ross, he ain't shit.

Speaker 5 54:03

No, I'd rather go with friends or something I'm not against you, I'm just messing with you.

Speaker 2 54:06

It was this old clip, this old comedian. His name is Robin Harris RIP. He was the one that did the. I don't know if you ever heard of like Bebe's Kids or trust me, this is she's looking like.

Speaker 3 54:20

Nope Wait Sharada here, don't worry, sharada here.

Speaker 2 54:23

When kids were like bad, we called them Bebe kids. Okay, mostly little snot-nosed little black kids, rugrats.

Speaker 2 54:33

I mean that's honestly, that's what we got, you know, bebe kids. Well, anyway, harris came up with the joke. Well, he was doing his little stand-up and I guess the girl was talking about, about him, you know, just saying like, oh, I met a, you know, met a nice man, and you know, rouse is a grocery store in california. So that's where the whole like, oh, if he can't take you to rouse, he ain't shit. You know, most times you go over somewhere. And if he can't take you to Ross, he ain't shit, you know, most times you go over somewhere. Oh, can you run me to the grocery store?

Speaker 2 55:05

like you can't run yourself to the grocery store like hell, no miss mother, grandma, speaking of grocery store.

Speaker 4 55:15

When I was out in Reno last week they got the same exact set up as fries, but they call it Smith's.

Speaker 2 55:22

Oh yeah, no, Smith's, smith's, kroger's that shit tripped me out, I think Smith's Kroger's and Fry's, mm-hmm, yeah, they're all it's Kroger's. Yeah, but Smith's.

Speaker 4 55:33

I think they had Smitty's here once.

Speaker 2 55:35

Yeah, we had Smitty's Okay. Okay, I think when I moved out here it was already gone, but we did have Smitty's, Smitty's, Bash's.

Speaker 4 55:42

We don't have Bash's. We don't have Bash's anymore, you know.

Speaker 2 55:44

Bash's is still around.

Speaker 5 55:45

There's one store they used to have like a little kid area.

Speaker 2 55:50

Oh, there's a Bash's by your house, you would go into Bash's and little daycare area in the middle of the store, and then you go on and do your shopping, and then you come back and get them from the play area. Man, I know mothers miss that I bet they do.

Speaker 4 56:06

There's a few of them who don't go to the store because they don't want to take their kids.

Speaker 2 56:10

Because they got them badass kids. They used to have that area.

Speaker 5 56:12

You just throw your kids there and you're like, okay, bye, and go do your shopping and come back and get them. Would your kid just be like missing, they used to have the most fun shit at Bash's ever.

Speaker 2 56:28

That's funny. Yeah, I never See. I mean, I know that about Bash's. You know I moved out here late anyway.

Speaker 5 56:37

But he used to have good bakery stuff.

Speaker 2 56:41

Oh no, I did have some stuff, it's all trash now.

Speaker 4 56:44

You used to Low quality. I know there's a.

Speaker 2 56:49

Fry's has good stuff, fry's is pretty good.

Speaker 5 56:52

Fry's has good sushi.

Speaker 2 56:54

Really good sushi Safeway. There's Safeway right here.

Speaker 3 57:00

Woo.

Speaker 2 57:01

That sushi is good.

Speaker 5 57:03

I don't know. I haven't had Safeway sushi. I don't have a Safeway near me.

Speaker 2 57:08

They sit right there.

Speaker 4 57:09

I thought only Fry's did that, so Safeway does it too.

Speaker 2 57:14

They sit right there I don't know what time they shut down.

Speaker 4 57:17

Safeway has good chicken and stuff I might get some Fry's sushi tonight while you're playing hey fries make good chicken wings. The fried chicken it used to be. Walmart made them good chicken.

Speaker 2 57:28

I said I never had it at Walmart.

Speaker 5 57:31

Walmart does yeah.

Speaker 2 57:33

Well see, we putting y'all up on everything.

Speaker 5 57:35

And mashed potatoes too.

Speaker 2 57:36

If you hungry, oh really.

Speaker 5 57:38

Walmart mashed potatoes and gravy.

Speaker 4 57:40

Yeah, fries don't have that, but they do have the wing, the chicken wing bar.

Speaker 5 57:45

We can't go back to wings we cannot go back to wings.

Speaker 4 57:49

They got wings, though, just saying.

Speaker 2 57:51

I'm about to cry. We've got wings.

Speaker 5 57:53

That's like I have a quarter y'all.

Speaker 2 57:56

You've got mail.

Speaker 5 57:58

Quarter.

Speaker 4 57:58

It's gotta mail A quarter. It's got to be good for something To be provided some wings.

Speaker 5 58:03

Yes, I would Always. Always Okay, any day of the week.

Speaker 2 58:10

That is hilarious. She said a quarter. I have a quarter.

Speaker 5 58:16

I'll give it to you. It's good for something. I got a quarter right there. You have a whole jar full of them.

Speaker 2 58:21

Yeah, hey, I think it's some 20s in there too.

Speaker 3 58:24

That thing's like heavy.

Speaker 2 58:25

I remember throwing them in like the very, very beginning. I think it's like maybe two, maybe like two 20s and then, but they like way, way at the bottom, I mean, and that thing's been sitting there for like 10, 12 years.

Speaker 1 58:43

I'll find it Like 10, 12 years.

Speaker 4 58:47

She got the claws. It ain't gonna take her that long yeah. I know huh.

Speaker 2 58:53

Anybody seen Lilo and Stitch?

Speaker 4 58:56

I ain't messing with that.

Speaker 5 58:58

I don't really like I don't know. I heard it was good, though I mean I ain't messing with that. I ain't messing with that. Yeah, I don't really like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 59:00

I heard it was good, though I mean I'm not going to say it, I was never a Lilo and Stitch person, anyways, yeah. What is his name? Is Lilo right Stitch. Or his name is Stitch.

Speaker 5 59:09

His name is Stitch, oh yeah. So is he a dog or what? He was? An alien. Oh Okay, yeah, they came from outer space, and then they come back and try to get him.

Speaker 2 59:24

I can't watch no kid movie.

Speaker 5 59:24

And then there's the hot older sister.

Speaker 4 59:26

She was bad.

Speaker 5 59:28

Hey look.

Speaker 2 59:30

That was a badass animated chick.

Speaker 4 59:32

God dang, I don't know what they did.

Speaker 1 59:34

Like.

Speaker 4 59:34

Roger Rabbit's wife.

Speaker 1 59:36

Jessica Rabbit.

Speaker 2 59:37

Jessica Rabbit could get it Remember, didn't they used to call Melissa Ford?

Speaker 4 59:41

Yeah, didn't they used to call her Jessica?

Speaker 2 59:42

Rabbit, didn't they?

Speaker 4 59:43

That was when she first came on the scene.

Speaker 2 59:45

Yeah, when she popped on the scene. That's when we used to have Video Vixens. Yep, they called them Video Vixens back in the day, melissa Ford.

Speaker 4 59:51

Vita.

Speaker 2 59:55

Vita.

Speaker 4 59:56

Guerrero, you know, super head yeah she was a video girl, right, yep okay yeah, I think so she was, there was a few of them.

Speaker 2 1:00:07

Then what's the one girl, the one lady? Actually, I think she's my age, bernice.

Speaker 7 1:00:14

I think she's like black and Puerto Rican.

Speaker 2 1:00:17

Well you know what? Let me, let me correct myself real quick, because I don't know. I mean we say I don't know, I mean I do it too Like black and Puerto Rican. When Puerto Ricans are black, yep, but unless you're white, puerto Rican.

Speaker 4 1:00:38

That blew my mind when I saw that.

Speaker 2 1:00:40

No, it's just so funny because we're, for instance, most of the time it's y'all black chicks Sitting up here like, oh, they messing around with this Puerto Rican or whatever. I heard Laz Alonso say, because you know he's Cuban, I always thought he was just a black dude from Chicago or whatever. I heard Laz Alonzo say because you know he's Cuban, I always thought he was just like dude from Chicago or whatever. Yeah, I didn't find out he was, we're all from here. Yeah, like, then my boat ended up in Ohio.

Speaker 2 1:01:13

I'm just saying you know, somebody's ended up in Illinois, somebody ended up in Florida or Mississippi, some ended up in Jamaica, somebody ended up in Florida or Mississippi, some ended up in Jamaica. You know, yeah, I'm just saying like. And so I remember cause somebody was talking about it one time and it was like oh, cause that we were specifically talking about like Dominicans, or or Dominican Dominicans and Puerto Ricans, and it was like oh, and when they say they're not like black black, you mean like nigga black. No, they're not inner city, yeah, but they're still like you saying boat is black, he's just jamaican. Like he's the same black as I am, just from ohio, he's from Jamaica or whatever. But I'm guilty of it too.

Speaker 3 1:02:01

Oh yeah.

Grocery Store Nostalgia and Food Talk

Speaker 2 1:02:03

Man. She was black and Puerto Rican. She was black and Rican. Yeah, you were like what in the hell? But I do know a lot of y'all like to try to denounce you Dominicans and some of you black Mexicans and all that stuff. Yeah, y'all try to denounce what y'all are. Go ahead and live your truth. I have a t-shirt that says dark skin for life.

Speaker 4 1:02:32

And Jess, just be white. You know what Me and my.

Speaker 5 1:02:36

Sicilian heritage.

Speaker 3 1:02:37

I'ma leave it alone, See, you know we ain't gonna sitilian heritage.

Speaker 2 1:02:38

I'm going to leave it alone, all right? See, you know we ain't going to sit up here, we ain't going to be all super educated or nothing. You know, we don't.

Speaker 5 1:02:47

Because we're dumb as hell out here.

Speaker 2 1:02:49

Walking around.

Speaker 6 1:02:49

I didn't bring that up.

Speaker 2 1:02:50

I did not bring that up we ain't going to even bring this up, no more. We're just going to be funny like we always came. That shit was funny Anyway, was it not Go see Ballerina, was it not? It was Go see Lilo and Stitch.

Speaker 4 1:03:06

The animated the animated Lilo and Stitch.

Speaker 2 1:03:07

Final Destination, mission Impossible. Mission Impossible, thunderbolts, thunderbolts, sinners, if it's still there, uh hey, I was listening to Johnny's house and they gave a report that Van Hunt asked Halle Berry to marry him. Oh, some booty. You know they've been dating for five years but she didn't give him an answer yet. She, not Van Hunt and Halle Berry, that's.

Speaker 1 1:03:38

Halle Berry's dude. She trying to keep her body count low. He's a singer.

Speaker 4 1:03:41

It's too late. I mean at that point does it even matter?

Speaker 2 1:03:45

Nope, oh yeah, when you start getting up there and age, nobody care. Nobody care about your body count hey if Halle Berry been with 150 dudes, you gonna still date her right. And 150 and 150 females are still dating. That's my point. Yes, okay, what your body?

Speaker 1 1:04:07

count is exactly. But what if it's homegirl right here at Safeway? You still can get it, yep you gonna date her that?

Speaker 2 1:04:10

is what would you date her? No, I'm saying did. If it's just the regular chick at Safeway, oh, I don't care what her body count is either.

Speaker 1 1:04:22

So yeah, See, I'm easy, he's like I ain't asking no questions, easy like Sunday morning. Hey, Steve is my dude boy that's why, we call you, that's why you Superman, that's right, I guess.

Speaker 4 1:04:40

Superman, superman, oh shit what happened. The new Predator came out today. Killer of Killers, it's on Hulu.

Speaker 2 1:04:48

Oh, it's streaming. Man see, they gotta stop this. It's so much stuff I done, messed around.

Speaker 4 1:04:54

I think it's animated, though, if you wanna skip that one.

Speaker 2 1:04:58

Cause, hey, I heard it was a Predator that's coming out Like it's animated, though, so you might. Oh, if you want to skip that one, don't, because hey, I heard it was a Predator that's coming out, yeah, like it's their land. Yeah, oh, it's called like Predator, like Badlands.

Speaker 4 1:05:07

Yeah, Predator Badlands, that's going to be, I think, in November.

Speaker 2 1:05:10

Oh, that's a movie.

Speaker 4 1:05:11

Yeah, oh yeah, this was put together.

Speaker 2 1:05:15

Hey, I have a question Do y'all get excited to go to the movies, or is it just me? I'm telling you I'm talking about. I physically get excited to watch a movie and I'm like oh.

Speaker 1 1:05:31

Yeah For the good movies, Unless the movie was trash, then I'd be like man. That was some bullshit.

Speaker 2 1:05:36

But I'm just saying at the beginning you don't know Until you go, you know how to train your dragon out too.

Speaker 1 1:05:42

Yeah, yeah, how to train your dragon. I don't think that's not out yet, I'm not.

Speaker 2 1:05:47

I don't even know anything about that, that's kind of like past our generation.

Speaker 4 1:05:52

Watch the animated one I know about Peach Dragon.

Speaker 5 1:05:54

Well, you knew about Lilo and Stitch, so I figured yeah, because I always see the little posters.

Speaker 2 1:06:05

Yeah, and I know Lilo and Stitch. You didn't know, that did you.

Speaker 5 1:06:11

I didn't know you were walking around smart as hell my bad.

Speaker 4 1:06:16

She did it twice.

Speaker 2 1:06:18

We are absolutely done.

Speaker 4 1:06:19

Peace.