Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Tequila Talks: When The Truth Comes Out
Ever wondered what happens when old friends gather with absolutely zero filters? The Nobody's Talking Podcast delivers exactly that rare, unguarded honesty in their latest episode that tackles aging, relationships, and societal expectations with refreshing candor.
The conversation begins with lighthearted celebrity gossip about P Diddy before evolving into a fascinating exploration of life phases. The hosts share surprisingly vulnerable reflections about their sexual experiences from high school through adulthood, noting how opportunities and confidence shifted dramatically after college. There's something universally relatable about their observation that life follows a circular pattern – from the limitations of youth to the freedom of adulthood, and eventually back to new limitations as we age.
When the discussion turns to plastic surgery and male beauty standards, things get particularly interesting. The hosts debate where they'd personally "draw the line" with cosmetic procedures, revealing deeper insights about confidence, masculinity, and self-acceptance. This seamlessly transitions into hilarious hypothetical scenarios fueled by tequila, which one host notes "makes you tell the truth." These moments – debating what they'd do for money or how they'd handle awkward dating situations – create the episode's most genuine and laugh-out-loud exchanges.
The podcast uniquely captures that special dynamic of longtime friends who can speak uncomfortable truths without judgment. It's like eavesdropping on a conversation where nothing is off-limits and every awkward thought you've ever had about aging, dating, or societal expectations gets aired with refreshing honesty.
Ready for a dose of unfiltered reality wrapped in humor? Listen now and join the conversation that feels like hanging out with your most honest, slightly inappropriate friends – the ones who make you feel less alone in your most private thoughts.
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Speaker 2:That is a good question. Hear he, hear he. I'm like damn, can I hear it myself? Welcome To the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We're here for another fun-filled week of laughter, of not knowing the full story when we gossip, Because I think I might have a little bit of gossip.
Speaker 4:Uh-oh.
Speaker 2:I'm dry this week, I know P Diddy, because of Juneteenth, ain't had no, no court case, and I also heard that it got real when they started playing the, the freak off videos, the video evidence yeah, everybody want to know is that? When are they going to release that to the public? They just need to damn.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what people want to see. They in the courts playing the sneak previews and shit.
Speaker 2:Hey, you probably got people sitting up here acting like oh the same people sitting up here complaining about watching it the same people that watch porn.
Speaker 4:Hey, did y'all ever see the R Kelly tape? No, I didn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did, you did it was released.
Speaker 5:I didn't know it was released. No, I seen it.
Speaker 2:The only thing I ever saw was.
Speaker 1:Saw the back of his head the whole time.
Speaker 2:Is that when he peed on a girl?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 5:That's what he was eating after a 12-year-old, or whatever. Oh, they didn't release that, did they? Hey, paul man, I saw it.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, I saw it Okay the thought views and forget that. They said this is the evidence.
Speaker 4:They said the little girl? Yeah, we not touching that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, we're going to leave that one alone.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 5:I. I got a serious question. Though Y'all watching it gonna get released Huh.
Speaker 2:The Freak Off. Yeah, I gotta see who was in there.
Speaker 4:We got a podcast man, and I'm just slightly perverted.
Speaker 2:I got another question for you. Am I gonna go if I'm invited?
Speaker 5:You gonna beat off to the video if you want.
Speaker 1:If it's all dudes, man, I ain't get no fuck about no dudes. Ain't no dudes in that, Shut up this P Diddy party. You don't know what you're gonna see.
Speaker 2:Might fuck around and see a little mini horse, cassidy, so you sitting up here, you playing on touching yourself. Oh damn, he sounds like he's already planning on.
Speaker 1:It Ain't nothing to matter with it. He like Cassie, we all do it.
Speaker 4:I've been watching a whole lot of Big Mouth lately. Y'all ever seen that? I don't even know it's on Netflix. Big Mouth what is that about? It's an animated show about. Is it a fish right?
Speaker 2:Nah, it's puberty, these kids going through puberty, oh really, yeah, it's hilarious. Well, our first Netflix recommendation.
Speaker 1:There you go, big Mouth.
Speaker 2:It's called Big Mouth.
Speaker 4:Big Mouth On Netflix. Yep, talk about basically the shit we talk about on this show.
Speaker 2:Really yeah.
Speaker 1:All the time.
Speaker 4:And it's kids, middle school kids.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:We about to sue them for copyright infringement Getting your first piece of pussy.
Speaker 4:Pretty much Actually. What's fun there, man, I'm not going to spoil it.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to spoil it. Hey, this is my second piece, bro. How many?
Speaker 2:bodies you got For real. Yeah, that's crazy. Hey, you remember back in the day? Ah, yeah.
Speaker 4:You probably. Well, I can't speak for everybody, but you might have had sex like like once or twice a year and you was hyped shit once or twice a year.
Speaker 1:Oh you, you must have he got going. He said once I got going, man, I broke through yeah, you man out here breaking records, what man you was just getting it once, twice a week.
Speaker 2:A gentleman, a gentleman never tells, yeah, I ain't talking about like well, not like high school, oh oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3:No, not in high school In high school.
Speaker 5:You was getting it that much.
Speaker 4:A gentleman never tells on microphone.
Speaker 1:You was, I wasn't, I ain't saying nothing.
Speaker 4:I wasn't. You was a high school virgin then. No, no, I wasn't a virgin.
Speaker 1:You walking around motherfuckers getting old pussy hey don't try to hey, that's some period, Don't try to walk in. I mean.
Speaker 2:I ain't knocking like.
Speaker 3:I was knocking it down. Hey, I'm going to tell you this is how life works.
Speaker 2:I didn't get it that much in high school. You know, you start off, you get a little piece right then. It's kind of rare. It's just like when you start off wearing a diaper and you end your life wearing a diaper, okay, you start off having a lot of sex, you end your life not having a lot of sex. Well, you know, I was. I had a girlfriend in high school so that's.
Speaker 4:That's really the only reason I got it the way I got it I was in a relationship.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying For me it was college.
Speaker 5:That's when I took off.
Speaker 2:That's when you came into yourself. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:Now myself.
Speaker 4:What's crazy for me is after I graduated college is when I took off.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just pew man, true that Me too, man, after college is when I took off. But Me too After college is when I took off, but in the Army. Yeah, we took off then too. So I had two spikes.
Speaker 2:It was like Y'all was probably just horny there.
Speaker 1:Man, when I was in the service I swear it was just like college I told you, man, when motherfuckers leave, they get deployed. Motherfuckers think their wives and shit be faithful them. Motherfuckers all in the club. Hey, you dirty ass hoes Either got their rings on or a tan line with that motherfucker, or they put them in their purse. We ain't saying no names.
Speaker 2:We don't have no girls to defend themselves. Jess wouldn't be able to because she's younger. She got a lot of living.
Speaker 5:I'm saying man.
Speaker 1:I found out so many.
Speaker 2:That's when you need like Yolanda or Rosalinda or Brenda yeah somebody that's older. You know I ain't going to confess to it, but Don't know why.
Speaker 4:Though I mean I do, but I don't. It is what it is, Everybody doing it.
Speaker 1:They sitting up here. It takes two, so you already know.
Speaker 2:Y'all here thirst trapping.
Speaker 5:So crazy. Definitely I was going to start talking crazy.
Speaker 1:I don't know, definitely a little short season out here right now. No little shorts, nick, please. It's going to be a little short season until goddamn December. Look at that girl doing Daisy Duke's song.
Speaker 2:I want you to you like a little short season? Hell yeah, then they be busting out with the little pink toenail, polish and white toenail polish Speak on it, I'm not gonna say nothing.
Speaker 4:I'm not saying nothing. Y'all know how I feel. You seen all them chocolate cars. See episode. What is it episode?
Speaker 2:two, yeah, white girls coming out walking from the tanning salons.
Speaker 1:They flip-flops with their painted toes.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, they dirty ass. No, I'm just messing. I'm messing with y'all. Some of them are no, that hey.
Speaker 4:Hey, y'all seen these weird ass kids Walking around like it's the dead of winter.
Speaker 2:Oh, like with the hoodies and all that, the hoodies.
Speaker 4:The sweats?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I don't understand that the beanies. Hey I got a son like that. Oh, he does that they I took. Well, I took my son. They say you. Well, I took him to Slick City last week because I was watching my little nephew, did you go to 75th and Thunderbird?
Speaker 2:Yeah, 75th and Thunderbird.
Speaker 5:So I made him go. He didn't want to go.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Slick City.
Speaker 4:What is that? It's a little slide park.
Speaker 5:Yeah, indoor slide park, oh, indoor.
Speaker 4:That's pretty cool. That must be nice.
Speaker 1:Like wet and wild without the wet.
Speaker 5:It's pretty cool. I don't think there's enough.
Speaker 2:Oh, I bet, how old is your son?
Speaker 5:He turned 16 this weekend oh.
Speaker 2:I bet he had a good time up in there, boy. Great time, I bet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, he had a good time he act like he did he act like he did?
Speaker 5:He was chasing around my little nephew that's four and a half, so I'm like, hey, he left the house with a hoodie on.
Speaker 1:I'm like, bro, it's 100 degrees outside 100 degrees and he had a hoodie on.
Speaker 5:I don't get it. I don't get it, yeah man I don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't get what them kids be sitting up here doing. Man, it's too much for me, it's too hot out. Hey, I think it's crazy. I remember the one time, even during, even during the winter time, I tried to work out in sweats, like sweatpants and a hoodie indoor, outdoor. No, I'm saying we was in the gym. Dude, I ain't make it like 10 minutes. I don't know how them dudes be making through a whole, whole workout, because I know. A lot of times, though, I'm not saying they're not working out, but they kinda like Bench yeah.
Speaker 2:Chill, and then LA Fitness is A little cooler, yeah, but I'm like Jumping rope and so if you kinda Moving, I'm like so I can do like A long sleeve T.
Speaker 5:Or something like that. No, I can do a long sleeve T, but like, probably like what I have on now. These thin sweatpants, yeah, but not like this. Oh yeah, no.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've worked out a nose and then, you know, worked out like with socks or whatever. I don't see how they do it either.
Speaker 5:It's 120 degrees, but you figure we'd be out there in the hill in this, oh yeah. Hell yeah, we do it, it is what it is.
Speaker 2:But I don't think the hill is that bad.
Speaker 1:When the sun starts to go down as long as you ain't out there when it's 115.
Speaker 5:Well, I don't get it Because they be doing all these warnings Like don't go hiking and stuff, and people still go, people still be out there trying to test things.
Speaker 4:I don't get it.
Speaker 1:Trying to cook. They sell.
Speaker 4:But it's usually the tourists. Hey, no, they said that is true.
Speaker 1:They did, yeah, I came down here to go hiking.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go hiking Because the one guy Mark, he said that one time this other fireman dude he said most of the time is you know people come out here and they see Camelback and you know they stand out there somewhere or they want to go squat feet.
Speaker 1:Take your ass out there at 4 o'clock in the morning. Different type of heat Shit, because when that sun come up the show gets real, you start sitting out here you start walking a little bit.
Speaker 2:You take like two steps.
Speaker 1:You be like, okay, you be like I didn't bring no water. Man, I'm dizzy yeah, let me drink some water, you know what.
Speaker 5:Let me go ahead and think about this. Let me go and get in the car.
Speaker 2:I'm cool. This is the real deal Right.
Speaker 5:Take a picture at the bottom of the mountain.
Speaker 3:Like hey, hey you know, I made it.
Speaker 2:Get your ass back in the car. That's when you sit up here you be like hashtag goals For real, yeah.
Speaker 4:What's crazy is, summer hasn't even officially started yet.
Speaker 2:No, it just started Today.
Speaker 4:Today. I thought it was tomorrow.
Speaker 1:No, it was today. Okay, okay, that was the first thing they said on the news this morning. Welcome to the first day of summer.
Speaker 4:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:I was like wow, I thought it was gonna be tomorrow, disney, I told you he was coming, you call him stay late.
Speaker 4:Yes, I see, yeah get right and enter in the room alabama you know, we still actually ain't even did uh introductions yet oh, they know, they know who we are.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but still just funny. This, your boy. What's up Joe? What up Joe. You came to join us, huh.
Speaker 1:He said, huh, welcome to the party.
Speaker 4:Hey, what do you got?
Speaker 2:Okay, listen, all right, excuse number one. Go ahead, joe, I'm sober.
Speaker 4:Uh-oh.
Speaker 2:That looks like it says jungle juice, you want a drink?
Speaker 1:or something he said two weeks sober Huh.
Speaker 3:Nigga why?
Speaker 2:you ain't grind.
Speaker 6:I ain't tell my little lord.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness, he said what I don't know. He said it don't fall apart on him. What the chair.
Speaker 4:Apparently the chair ain't sturdy enough for Joe. That's what he's saying.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 5:Man.
Speaker 4:I ain't know, my foot was on my shin, but that's okay.
Speaker 1:Can you hear, joe, can you hear?
Speaker 2:Say something. Hey, Christian ain't like being off in the corner, you can't hear. He said he's trying to get his spot back. Say something.
Speaker 5:That's on.
Speaker 6:Is it on? Can you hear me yeah?
Speaker 1:I can hear you. We got you, I got you your headphones working. Yeah, it's in there, Nah it ain't working.
Speaker 3:You ain't. I know I can't be choosy we good.
Speaker 2:We good, we good, we turn this thing down. We are live in four and three. Two. Welcome to Family Feud.
Speaker 1:I'm your host, D Harvey. What are we talking about? The heat? I don't even know. Oh, what are we talking about the heat?
Speaker 5:I don't even know. Oh yeah, we're talking about the heat Tourists.
Speaker 4:You missed the sex talk. Yeah, you already missed that, you're talking about heat.
Speaker 6:That's sex, right there.
Speaker 1:See, everything can be related to heat.
Speaker 2:We talking about how, when you started off, you know like you might have sex Heat.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm, how. When you started off, you know like you might have sex when did you hit your?
Speaker 1:first piece.
Speaker 5:High school or after high school.
Speaker 4:When did your numbers start climbing?
Speaker 6:After high school, I wouldn't get shit. My mom was strict. My mom was strict, bro, we wouldn't get nothing in high school.
Speaker 1:Wouldn't get nothing, huh, but out the house.
Speaker 6:Then I got out. I got out of boot camp. It was on the cracker.
Speaker 1:No, that's what I just said. I told you.
Speaker 3:I got out of boot camp, bro.
Speaker 6:It was on the cracker I told you bro.
Speaker 1:It was like a frat party.
Speaker 6:Then I got my furry white woman, my sweet white nectar.
Speaker 3:That sweet.
Speaker 1:Georgia peach.
Speaker 6:I'm going to need a minute y'all.
Speaker 1:I'm going to ruckus in the flesh Y'all took me back.
Speaker 2:I'm weak man.
Speaker 6:I'm serious, though, you know, because growing up they would tell us shit like hey, man, they ain't cut down all the oak trees to leave the white girls alone. You had to take that shit face value Right Like shit. I don't want to be no strange fruit, so I'm going to fuck that.
Speaker 2:Then you find out you be like oh okay, and you know you're like oh God damn. Remember homeboy. Hey boys, boys, look what I have here. Say where the white women at. Where the white women at.
Speaker 3:I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 6:The elusive redhead.
Speaker 5:Oh my goodness, you know, there's only one way she could tell she's a true redhead, right.
Speaker 6:I know RCH, baby, it's thinner. True redhead, right. I know RCH, baby, it's thinner than a normal one. What RCH? What's?
Speaker 2:that.
Speaker 6:Red cut hair.
Speaker 3:Red what Red cut hair.
Speaker 5:Oh, my God, that's the only way you can tell there's true, real redheads.
Speaker 6:You ain't no real redhead. That's amazing. I was like Steve knew exactly what I was talking about.
Speaker 2:No, I had no idea.
Speaker 6:I never heard that Me neither RCH baby.
Speaker 3:That's good to know, though I remember in college I was like you ain't no real redhead.
Speaker 5:She was like let me see Carpet, matches and drapes.
Speaker 6:I said oh okay, but they use that. You know what I mean. You know, though, because they really, really, really, really white. That's true, really white, bro. I mean, you cut the lights off, you still can see them.
Speaker 1:Motherfuckers moving their dog.
Speaker 2:Well, because it don't get no sunshine. Rodeo Joe has arrived Nice.
Speaker 6:You know, I should have wrote a book.
Speaker 4:You still can. Yeah, it's not like it's too late.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Oh, we passed the book. Now we make a movie.
Speaker 4:I wanted to know if we make a movie now. If they released the Freak Off video, would you beat to it? That was his question.
Speaker 1:No, first he said Would you watch it? Would you watch it?
Speaker 2:First question is would you watch it?
Speaker 6:Hell yeah, shit, j-lo, oh, j-lo was part of it. I'm trying to see who ever in there.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to see who ever in there.
Speaker 2:First off, let's say the thought, the views and whatever Joe says is not that of nobody's talking podcast, because he is just throwing names out there and these people is really suing people.
Speaker 6:Okay, allegedly, then you know you got to start with allegedly.
Speaker 2:Hey, you see, that's why I don't play music, no more, yeah.
Speaker 3:At all, not even one second.
Speaker 2:Yeah allegedly.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they coming after everybody. Yeah, they coming after everybody.
Speaker 1:I'm just trying to see some TMA, I'm trying to see everybody.
Speaker 2:They went after one chick Only had $30. We still want her anyway. She's like golly.
Speaker 4:It ain't worth it, hell no.
Speaker 6:Well, okay then.
Speaker 2:Allegedly I jack off. No, you can say Cassie.
Speaker 6:I mean, that's not alleged. Alleged I've done worse, I guess.
Speaker 4:So who's who is suing this man, did he? Yeah? I guess the better question is who isn't suing this man?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know, I don't think about making men stole real Saying that you was there.
Speaker 6:I'm going to say I don't think about making men's throw rope Saying that you was there.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say I wasn't invited. Hey, hey you can't prove it.
Speaker 4:You can't prove it. I'm suing for $20 million For negligence.
Speaker 2:Because I wasn't. You can't prove I wasn't. Hey, did y'all hear the clip with Dave Chappelle when he was talking about? I was offended that I was not invited to the free call. He said apparently I must be ugly. That dude, he can take anything and just twist it. Yeah, he's a genius. How the hell would you even think of that? That cat that shit is funny as hell.
Speaker 6:I know, I got I got my shirt, nose mask too you got your, what short nose sir knows sir knows, you know about certain certain news.
Speaker 2:Parliament parliament funkadelic hey, joe, you know you got a little bit of age on that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know know I mean, yeah, we know about people, yeah, I know you talking, I know that.
Speaker 4:But I don't know, sir knows he's going to the google nose and shit only one.
Speaker 1:I remember the big old nose was hunting. Yeah, see, that was before my time, before I started watching music videos sir no it's like my music.
Speaker 6:It was on the album cover.
Speaker 1:That was my mama music. You said the album cover. I didn't even have no albums, it was on the separate seeds.
Speaker 4:Was y'all ever watching BET uncut?
Speaker 3:You gotta actually look at the album cover.
Speaker 5:It was on the separate seeds. Oh yeah, the long nose.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I never knew the cat's name, Because I know that. Oh, they said that. What's the one that just passed? Sly, was it? Sly? Yeah, that just passed.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Sly. Yeah, it was a couple of them, I think Sly Vance, sly Vance.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That was the.
Speaker 6:I think Sly, I think Sly was from Ohio, I think, one from Midnight Star or somebody oh did he.
Speaker 5:There's a few people that passed, one of the Beach Boys that passed, yeah yeah, one of the Beach.
Speaker 2:Boys. But hey, I'm just saying hey. Is that how funny how we was talking about Sly. He just said the Beach Boys.
Speaker 5:I didn't listen to Beach Boys back in the day. I like the.
Speaker 2:Beach Boys. That's you, I think. I only know one Beach Boys song California Girls, or what is it? Is that California Dreamin'? Was that them? Is that them California Dreamin'? I don't even know what the Beach Boys sing.
Speaker 1:They sing something, I know. I know they sing one song, I know you probably know a few of their songs, yeah.
Speaker 5:You don't know that they know it, don't know that they were singing it Allegedly, yeah, allegedly.
Speaker 4:We can't play any of it when you do the documentary thing Kokomo, yeah, kokomo, yeah, that's what it is, that was them, oh really, oh yeah, hell yeah, I love that song, man. That song is sixth grade.
Speaker 2:But you know, but that, yeah, but that's the song, that, uh, that's enough.
Speaker 4:Steve, can't get sued.
Speaker 2:Oh no, you can sing it. You can sing it. Oh, you can sing it. Hell, you can sing whatever you want. You can't play the song.
Speaker 4:Got you.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I spent the summer in Ohio. I ain't never heard of the damn Beach Boys, not Coach E saying they don't play.
Speaker 2:No, beach Boys, no they played it on, I forget what you're talking about.
Speaker 6:Coach East ain't never played no shit like that Hell nah.
Speaker 2:We was listening to 93, we can say Coach East.
Speaker 6:Right, that was a bad motherfucker, though no, coach East was nice man, hey look. We can say Coach East right, that motherfucker had two hours of fucking mixing and shit and all you had to do was hit record on your cassette. And walk away. You can have your whole cassette made. Who was that shit and all?
Speaker 2:you had to do was hit record on your cassette and walk away, no interruptions. Who was I going to say? I thought you was looking at some information.
Speaker 4:No, I was looking at some person who has now got the old Zepic face.
Speaker 6:She was big.
Speaker 4:Now she's not. Now her face looks sunken face. She was big, now she's not. Now her face looks sunken in she's on the Ozempic Allegedly.
Speaker 5:You got to say allegedly what's her name.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to put it on air.
Speaker 5:You gave us all this information. I don't know who you're talking about. When somebody like that what do you?
Speaker 6:do you be like you know what you was fat, now you skinny.
Speaker 2:Who was that? Oh, rosie, who Mercado?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know Allegedly, but hey, more power to her.
Speaker 2:She was on Ozempic.
Speaker 4:I don't know, I actually don't know, you know. No fact checking here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, they did. They did say that that stuff give you the sunken in phase make you look older.
Speaker 5:Badly Because you lose so much weight.
Speaker 2:Hey, check this out, I got one for you. It was just since he talking about Ozimpik, shout out to Club 520, B-Han, Jeff Teague and what's DJ, the host? Dj, they was talking about men getting plastic surgery. First they started off like with the hair transplant, so now I guess more and more men are getting like plastic surgery.
Speaker 2:First they started off like with the hair transplant. So now I guess more and more men are getting like plastic surgery. Okay, so now the question is would you get plastic surgery? Well, I'll start. No, and they talk about like BBLs.
Speaker 4:Nope. So where do you draw the line with men getting plastic surgery? Nose, there is no line.
Speaker 5:The hair.
Speaker 4:Don't do it.
Speaker 2:That's where you draw the line. No, I mean, I get it. I mean, if dudes wanted to do their hair, I know they was getting calves implants and shit like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, you can get your nose done.
Speaker 5:That's whatever you want, but for me I don't see why. You know B, you just got to make more money For real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, some women might like it.
Speaker 5:I don't know you might be able to.
Speaker 1:Michael Jackson. He made all that money and took his nose off.
Speaker 2:I'm going to answer the question Lay in the bed Hair.
Speaker 6:That's how I draw the line. I'll tell you what in the bed, naked, with no money on the side, you ain't going to be that attractive. But you throw a bunch of hunters around you laying in the bed and the man's like ooh he kind of cute. And a weird kind of way.
Speaker 2:What about you?
Speaker 4:I think I'm going to take Steve's answer and say I'd probably draw the line at the nose. Anything else is just ridiculous. Don't do that. I'll go with ridiculous. Yeah, that's just ridiculous. Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 6:So I'll go with two things. Well, t the thing is. I'll go hair. That easy for us to say, because we ain't fucked up, right.
Speaker 1:That's true, because we work out.
Speaker 5:You know what?
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 5:We ain't fucked up If you have a deformity or something like that no T come on.
Speaker 2:That's not what we talking about we keeping it on the surface. Dog.
Speaker 6:You trying to go?
Speaker 2:with the bullshit.
Speaker 5:It's not me this time. It's not me this time.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm just saying it ain't me.
Speaker 6:No we're just straight up. No, we're just saying look, I mean, you know, you know you man, come on, what would you name you get? I mean, if you got a deform, mean you just average person and you just got no self-esteem whatsoever and you want to go get your motherfucking Like you gonna go get some tats.
Speaker 4:Nope, you just gonna be out here ugly as hell you gonna get a tummy tuck.
Speaker 6:Ugly or you don't know which way you want to go? You don't know which way you want to go, and shave your throat.
Speaker 4:Oh man, I know, we said we was gonna leave it alone, but I'm sorry, I had to bring it back. I was just saying, but if Plastic surgery and all that shit.
Speaker 6:I Like I said we don't, we can say that shit, cause we don't need it.
Speaker 5:We don't want it.
Speaker 6:That's true, and we got a little bit Of confidence and shit you can't tell a motherfucker Ain't got no confidence In shit.
Speaker 1:Can't tell a motherfucker ain't got no confidence in shit because he ain't going to be able to do anything. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Maybe I get some dreads.
Speaker 2:You said you were going to get some dreads.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I get some dreads, I'm going to be honest with you, bro. That's going to hurt the fuck out of you. You sow some dreads in your shit. That shit's going to hurt like a motherfucker and you can go get the.
Speaker 2:You know what they be doing at the barbershop.
Speaker 4:That mat. Oh, the spray-on thing.
Speaker 2:The spray-on and then go get your dreads.
Speaker 5:Well, they got the mat, Like you said. I saw a video the other day.
Speaker 1:Man, they glued that mat on.
Speaker 5:It's a glued mat and they'll twist it. You look like you got cornrows and everything.
Speaker 4:That's crazy man. As soon as you sweat, it's coming sliding off. So you go from being ball head to having Joe's hair in a day.
Speaker 2:Come on man, I guarantee.
Speaker 6:What if you going on vacation but you gonna go around people that don't know you?
Speaker 4:Okay, that's fine, you're not gonna do it. But if you like, coming here hey.
Speaker 2:Steve is sitting up here.
Speaker 4:I'm on a cruise, you know what I'm on a cruise. I got my hair. I'm going to redefine myself. That's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 6:And then 10 years later, your wife sue you.
Speaker 4:Somebody will be looking for you. It's going to be hard. I was deceived.
Speaker 2:We all get deceived.
Speaker 4:Yeah, a guy, he sued his wife Because his baby turned out ugly or something like that and he didn't know that she had plastic surgery.
Speaker 1:Oh man, come on seriously.
Speaker 5:All I'm saying if we do a guy's trip and we show up, the next day she's supposed to be sued.
Speaker 2:We show up at the airport. Steve, where'd this come from? My name is Bumba Klotz.
Speaker 1:My name's no longer Steve. You got cornrows.
Speaker 2:I remember one time Steve was saying he said he was going to go to Vegas. He said you're going to put some dreads in.
Speaker 1:I said dude. I can't wait, I put that wig on Shake it boy, shake it, you're going to have them all.
Speaker 2:You're going to be sitting up here like get off me, get off me. Can we touch your hair?
Speaker 1:Can you imagine, let's know, you sit up here fucking and your hair fall off? Can you put it back on Mid-stroke?
Speaker 4:You stop the stroke to put it back on. What if her hair fall off?
Speaker 5:and to put it back on what if her hair fall off and you put it on your own hair? Yeah, hell, yeah, you take it off and put it on your hair.
Speaker 2:I was about to say that, though Something similar. Story time.
Speaker 4:It didn't happen like that.
Speaker 2:You pulled your hair and it moved.
Speaker 4:Huh, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3:Pretty much.
Speaker 4:It was one of them. Curly Badoo fro wigs. Oh, and it wasn't real. It wasn't hers. Oh damn, I felt the braid and I was like oh let me not.
Speaker 2:No, you're joking man. What did you say?
Speaker 6:What did you say? I just said in my world this shit happens all the time. That ain't shit, hey, oh.
Speaker 2:and then they were saying how, I guess you know, when they wear the synthetic, I guess what? The synthetic wigs? The wigs? Because? Now, because you know, I guess they got the wigs with the real hair. Okay, but those are more expensive though, right, right?
Speaker 6:No, with the real hair you can have them made and shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but they were saying people are still going around wearing them when the hair coming from if it's real hair.
Speaker 2:People donate their hair, no people donate.
Speaker 1:I'm thinking they get off of dead bodies or some shit.
Speaker 6:Probably oh no Damn. If they sign, they said your hair's still growing. Yeah, no Damn If they sign.
Speaker 2:They said your hair's still growing. Yeah, no, they said if they sign to cut their hair, just put a wig on and donate it. I'm sure some of it could you can't do that.
Speaker 6:We used to work with this young lady and she would donate her hair to cancer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, see, that's what I said. I know a young lady that does that Her hair.
Speaker 6:She was a redhead, but she's had like every five, six years, that shit be down. Yeah, yup, that's what she did. Yup, hey nice.
Speaker 2:And then, she would just cut it short, that's what's up and then about four. And then go donate it, Like four years later, let it grow.
Speaker 4:So do they have to put I'm an organ donor on their ID.
Speaker 1:Oh, no yeah.
Speaker 2:You got to. You gotta have organ donor on your ID. They just can't take your stuff off you. They can have it signed like a will.
Speaker 6:I wouldn't put that shit on mine.
Speaker 3:You gonna donate your hair, joe man shit.
Speaker 6:You go in that motherfucker for a cold. Come out there. Mine is a kidney as soon, as they say. Oh yeah he's an organ donor.
Speaker 1:Let's go ahead and preserve him.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but if you dead, why do you care?
Speaker 1:You ain't going to know.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you ain't going to know. You ain't heard a word. I said have you.
Speaker 5:You talk about going in for a procedure.
Speaker 1:He said you dead man walking. No matter what. If you check that box, you a dead man walking. That's what he's saying.
Speaker 2:So listen, Let him go. What what's going to happen is You're going to be broken. You're going to go to CVS Because you got hit in the hand With a softball. Next thing you know they're going to be like oh, Sharal is no longer with us.
Speaker 4:I just came in here To get my finger reset. Yeah, that was it, I just got hit in the hand With a softball.
Speaker 2:He said I wanted to split.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was it.
Speaker 3:They took my he's red-lighted.
Speaker 4:He's red-lighted. They took everything but the finger.
Speaker 2:No revive. Hey, that would be the worst in the world Some old Caucasian cat.
Speaker 2:Or just think you're sitting up there Waiting on your body parts, you know when it's time to sit up here. You know how you get checked or whatever. And then you know you, sitting up here, docked and sat up here. So now you're going to check, you know, your booty hole, don't mention it. And next thing you know he done sat up here and dropped his pants and you, sitting up here looking at him like you can't do nothing. You already drugged up man. He going to check your booty hole with that D.
Speaker 1:With his dipstick.
Speaker 4:That went a whole different version of left. I know what are we doing here?
Speaker 3:Hey, what's going on. What's going on.
Speaker 2:Is that no?
Speaker 6:Diddy party.
Speaker 2:Hey, we talking about sitting up here donating organs and stuff I ain't donating no booty.
Speaker 5:I didn't check that box.
Speaker 3:Where that box at I didn't check that, doc Doc.
Speaker 1:You got the wrong patient you better hope he Indian.
Speaker 4:You got the wrong patient, allegedly Joe.
Speaker 6:That's all the doctors are now.
Speaker 2:Everyone tell you to go in there, y'all know Joe gonna be the one getting this cancelled right, yeah, any day now.
Speaker 6:That's alright, bro, you got a chance.
Speaker 5:You got a black doctor.
Speaker 6:Then you fuck. No, I'm gonna ramrod your ass permanent hemorrhoids.
Speaker 2:I just came in cause. The ball took a bad bounce when I was playing softball oh man now you about to take a few bounces, oh.
Speaker 5:I need anesthesia for a reset finger. This gonna hurt.
Speaker 1:I got three fingers on.
Speaker 3:You're gonna be sitting up here like wait, I'm missing a kidney.
Speaker 4:Booty hurt. Why my side hurting? I got an headache yeah dog.
Speaker 2:I be laying at home in the bed with your thumb in your mouth In a black market, Mm-hmm, when they mess around and shoot you up with. What's the stuff? Damn, I forget what it is that the girls be getting shot up with when they be doing them BBLs. They be going to little hotel rooms or silicone.
Speaker 4:Don't they get shot up with caulk, ain't it caulk? I don't know what the Dude, that is terrible. I think it is caulk.
Speaker 5:I have no idea these women got problems. They do that shit, man. I don't understand.
Speaker 6:I would never understand, you never own a BBM.
Speaker 3:No, I'm starting to like them now, If that's what oh my Lord.
Speaker 2:They everywhere.
Speaker 6:You can't even tell Real from the back, you can't tell. You see that girl Got two big legs.
Speaker 1:Looks like somebody Stuck a donut on her ass.
Speaker 4:That's not a thing anymore, though that's not really a thing anymore.
Speaker 1:Now they trying to blend it in.
Speaker 4:They starting to look natural it is starting to look A little more believable.
Speaker 5:When you go grab a BBL, what does it feel?
Speaker 4:like I'm curious. What does it feel like? I'm curious, what does it feel like it's hard, like petrified For real, for real. Does it feel like a?
Speaker 5:fake boobie. You know how fake boobies feel, right it feels like that Hold on, man.
Speaker 1:I done had some fake boobies that felt real and I had fake boobies that felt petrified. It ain't nothing to do with fake titties. I'm thinking that the best deal would feel like that.
Speaker 2:Oh, so there's something the matter with fake titties. Yeah, explain, here we go.
Speaker 1:What's the matter with them? Okay?
Speaker 6:Just say if you go to a part of town, okay.
Speaker 4:Keep it on the surface.
Speaker 6:A certain part of town there right.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 6:And you see a motherfucker with perky 19-year-old titties.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh.
Speaker 6:And she fucking 85. Come on, dog, I know you've seen it Gravity was calling to her.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, no, no.
Speaker 6:They get the lift, the titties don't always stay the same the titties don't age.
Speaker 5:Oh you talking about Scottsdale?
Speaker 4:We knew that that is what it is. Oh, I didn't know that, yeah. Me neither I'm learning a lot today.
Speaker 1:As soon as he said the age, I knew that I was like oh he talking about Cougarville?
Speaker 5:He talking about Cougarville, I was like hold on, he talking about Cougarville.
Speaker 2:That's what he talking about.
Speaker 6:He ain't doing that, right, right. And the titties don't age, but they do.
Speaker 5:So would you rather have a BBL or fake titties, it don't matter to me. Speak into the mic, joe.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying, if you had to choose, would you suck an 85-year-old fake titty yeah, or would you suck?
Speaker 1:her roast beef.
Speaker 2:Would you eat an 85-year-old out?
Speaker 6:It depends how much she work. Would you eat an?
Speaker 5:85-year-old out. It depends how much she worth. How much does she worth?
Speaker 1:Hey, she want them 85-year-olds to take care of herself still do yoga and Pilates be like oh yeah, she'd still get it A million dollars you go eat her out.
Speaker 6:Hell yeah $50,000.
Speaker 1:A million dollars. How?
Speaker 4:you go from a million to $50,000? Because billions too easy. $50,000. A million dollars, how?
Speaker 5:you going from a million to $50,000?
Speaker 1:Because billion is too easy. We all, we all, we all. A million man, I was thinking.
Speaker 2:I was like hold on that's a little too easy.
Speaker 4:We all going to be.
Speaker 6:Boom, nigga boom my turn, but I'm going in for $25,000. $25,.
Speaker 4:Christian.
Speaker 6:I'm going in.
Speaker 4:Free. Yeah, you already know what.
Speaker 3:I'm paying.
Speaker 4:Yeah, guaranteed I'm going to get something back for that.
Speaker 1:I want to see what that aged chicken tastes like.
Speaker 4:It's going to be a meal, a watch, a car, something I'm getting something in return Something. How about you?
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, how much Like I said how about you? Oh?
Speaker 5:yeah, how much.
Speaker 1:Like I said how much.
Speaker 5:Yeah, how much.
Speaker 2:Oh man, he said what $20,000?. Happy meal, nigga. Nigga you work. Oh Joe said I'll do it for $50,000.
Speaker 1:Take me to McDonald's. See, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:You getting something in return. It's the level, For For me it'd be the level.
Speaker 5:That's what I'm saying. She looks 85, and I'm like he moving the goalposts now.
Speaker 1:He always moving the goalposts. I got you.
Speaker 5:I got you on this one.
Speaker 1:I told you, man, if she going to Pilates and yoga, and she's still looking good.
Speaker 2:I'm eating it up. I'll say there's some stuff in there. It's up to you.
Speaker 4:A Mexican car man under. Under what condition wouldn't I? I know, you know. I really don't know, she was all bent over 85?.
Speaker 1:If she was all bent over and barely walking smelled like pee, then you wouldn't do it. Yeah, no, yeah, no Okay.
Speaker 4:Okay. Why are we throwing conditions at you?
Speaker 2:That's what you do.
Speaker 1:That's what you do.
Speaker 2:We're moving the goalposts, I just did what you did? Robby moved the goal post to where?
Speaker 5:where it benefits me. I'm thinking about myself real talk.
Speaker 4:If we talking Scottsdale, 85 year old, 19 year old, yes, I'm doing it, no questions asked. But if we talking Gertrude at the old folks home, no, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1:Old folks home. Got their gown on from yesterday.
Speaker 4:And that shit got a stain Under her titties.
Speaker 1:Hey baby, come on, give grandma some love I ain't seen you in so long, oh, I'm so glad to see you. She started shaking her with her tooth. You didn't give Grandma so much. No, we not doing that. I ain't seen you in so long, oh, I'm so glad to see you.
Speaker 5:She started shaking her with her tooth.
Speaker 3:And it ain't the.
Speaker 5:Parkinson's Baby. You know where I want you to kiss me, you're the only one that kissed me there.
Speaker 2:Why you being so?
Speaker 4:loud. You're the only one on the visitor list. Don't none of her family come see her Close the door.
Speaker 2:She got on her moo-moo Because you know they eat them. Salisbury steak dinners Got the gravy.
Speaker 5:You walk in there, you know her boyfriend looking at you all sideways like this young motherfucker.
Speaker 1:This nigga barely moved. He do his mouth like that how it?
Speaker 4:taste. I'm going to tell you You're always chewing something that ain't got nothing in it.
Speaker 2:Man, my granddad. He lived in an old folks home. So then when I'd be over there sometimes during the summer, you know, just hanging out with him, sometimes when my pop was at work, I was just sitting up here like man. We'd be going down, you know, in their little community hall they're sitting playing pinball and all that. He be like boy. That's what. That's the images that I have in my head right now. Yeah, pinball, yeah, we play the pinball machine, play pool damn man.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you know, they be getting ping pong table man jokes aside, some of them, old folks always be sad.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and it really does have a smell.
Speaker 6:It has a smell.
Speaker 4:They all say it that's forgotten brother man. I trained a woman who's 74 and when I first started with her she was living in that place. It was rough going there every week.
Speaker 2:Oh really.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Rough and it's not like they were being mistreated.
Speaker 4:It's just, you know, not a lot of life in the mugs.
Speaker 5:I mean, what did it taste like though?
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 4:You set yourself up for this.
Speaker 5:I'm out. I was going there every week I was going there every week.
Speaker 6:Don't tell the truth. Hey, is this a white diamond?
Speaker 2:Oh, oh shit, that's how Elizabeth Taylor All perform.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 4:Hey you, such a oh I did.
Speaker 5:I did, I did.
Speaker 6:Touche, touche, touche. A little bit of Hitting the white diamond. He's got a hitting the white diamond. He's got a little white diamond in him.
Speaker 4:Yeah man, that's some tiger balm, damn Damn.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 3:Tug was tingling.
Speaker 6:A little bit of white diamond, with just a hint of Johnson Johnson and then yeah, and some talcum powder, what they say with the powder, put the powder under the titties.
Speaker 5:Old school, we all going to get old one day, oh, absolutely Getting old already.
Speaker 4:Every day you keep living, yeah, hell yeah. What kills me, though, because I really was never this dude Like when I was in my 20s. I never looked at A certain age Like damn you old, right. But now I see a bunch Of motherfuckers in their 20s Looking at me in my Mid 30s. Oh, that you old, I'll slap the fuck out. You Shut up, or people.
Speaker 5:You ain't okay, joe, yeah, or people.
Speaker 2:People calling you sir. Yeah, like, oh sorry sir.
Speaker 4:People calling you, sir. Yeah, like, oh sorry, sir, that took a second for me to get used to and I'm like what shit?
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 4:I guess I am a sir, but see, I call everybody, sir, I call everybody, ma'am it don't matter if they're younger, older, don't call me, sir, I work for a living.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you don't want to hear it. Huh, joe Nah.
Speaker 5:I mean it's a sign of respect, though I can't sit there and be like don't call me sir.
Speaker 4:So I seen this video I think it was on TikTok. This dude breaking down the age ranges from YN to what's it Ellen to YN.
Speaker 3:Big bro or something like that, yeah big bro, yeah, and then OG, so you probably seen the two.
Speaker 4:Then right, I think so.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I like the way you broke it down.
Speaker 5:Break it down for us what's LN?
Speaker 4:and YN, so you got LN, which is Lil Niggas. Oh, okay, so I think Lil Niggas is from like 6 to 18 or something like that 6 to 24.
Speaker 5:I thought it was older than that.
Speaker 4:Okay, it's probably older. I'm probably messing the numbers completely up. And then Big Bro. Big Bro was like 27 to 36.
Speaker 5:I thought it was older than that, like 40.
Speaker 4:Maybe Then Unk was 40, like 52 or something like that. Yeah, and then OG was anything over 50. And then when you get to your 70s, you're an elder Huh.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Nice to know, yeah, so what about the women?
Speaker 6:I?
Speaker 4:don't know. I saw one on that too.
Speaker 6:I saw one on that, but I don't remember what it was.
Speaker 4:I don't know about that one. I just saw the one about the men, but that's a good question. Hey, I don't know about that one.
Speaker 2:I just saw the one about the men, but that's a good question. Hey, I know I'm an OG, that's why they call me LA Fitness. I know, hey, what's up? Og.
Speaker 1:Hey OGs, hey OGs.
Speaker 4:What's up y'all? How does that feel to hear, same way as you hear somebody call you sir?
Speaker 5:I'd rather hear OG than uncle, yeah, uncles, yeah, don't call me uncle.
Speaker 6:I don't care. You made the statistic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hell yeah, you went bad 26. Especially where we come from.
Speaker 6:You live bad 26. You can call me whatever the fuck you want.
Speaker 5:I tell you, we in our city, and I feel like if they call you that, it's a sign of respect, right, yeah, what's up OG?
Speaker 1:That's a sign of respect. Hey, what up OG? Yeah, Except for if she a dyke.
Speaker 2:For them. They call me Zaddy, Allegedly yeah.
Speaker 4:They still doing that.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 5:They're called dykes, they're called studs. Oh.
Speaker 1:Right, Whatever Bulls studs, whatever you want to call them what's that?
Speaker 6:one guy say what's studs stand for? I don't know. He said something about the steel titties on the deer. Some shit like that. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5:He said, the steel titties on the deer, something he said Okay. So say, for instance, you're out at a bar club or whatever establishment, stud walks in with her chick, you start hitting on her chick, stud tries to fight you. What you?
Speaker 4:going to do? If she cute, I'm probably never mind.
Speaker 5:No, I'm talking about a stud, like someone that's dressed like a dude. You're going to try to knuckle up?
Speaker 2:Yeah, try to knuckle up what you going to do. Nah, I'm, I ain't gonna walk away. Is she cute? She'll walk away.
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 4:I don't know, could be Like no, if she had all the feminine qualities, would she be a baddie?
Speaker 1:Because some of them studs be pretty as fuck, and then some of them be looking like dudes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know, it depends on and they be trying to hide it, See that right there depends on how much you're drinking. I can't blame it on drinking.
Speaker 5:You know what I mean Balls up her fist and swings off To move the goal post.
Speaker 6:And if you can recognize.
Speaker 1:That ain't moving that ain't moving.
Speaker 6:And if you can recognize, you know like I've been drinking and the bitch might look like a man and I can't tell.
Speaker 2:So you're gonna knock her out? You can't tell.
Speaker 1:You're gonna knock her out Until she go. Ah, I mean, I wonder how that would play out. Oh shit, I hit a girl. Oh man, I'm so sorry. I wonder how that would play out.
Speaker 6:I thought you was a dude.
Speaker 5:The cops show up, they be like. I thought that was a dude, like you know you see how she dressed I wonder if that's ever actually happened.
Speaker 4:I'm sure it has. But like well, the thing about it is, once you clock one, if you clock one, they all gonna jump.
Speaker 6:Then they become feminine. That's kind of true. That's kind of true too. You hit that motherfucker harder than watch what happens. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:You're going to knock the dude out of it.
Speaker 6:You just hit a girl Bullshit. You're going to jail now nigga, that's that double standard.
Speaker 5:She pulled out her pants. Let's just strap on, bitch.
Speaker 6:You got this.
Speaker 3:We're like come on, that's what I'm like.
Speaker 6:You're like Come on, that's what I'm saying. Depends on how much you're drinking, if I can recognize.
Speaker 3:Recognize.
Speaker 6:Cause I get mad or something.
Speaker 3:I mean you a bitch.
Speaker 6:I'll butt, fuck your girl and kill your dog.
Speaker 2:Oh my lord Damn man.
Speaker 5:You done, went dark and sadistic. Damn God damn.
Speaker 1:He said no, I'm not only getting even.
Speaker 2:I'm going past it.
Speaker 5:Going to the extreme. I'm not only getting even I'm going past it.
Speaker 1:Going to the extreme, I'm going to the whole other end of the spectrum, jody got crazy.
Speaker 4:That's some good-ass tequila, go ahead and give it a shout-out, joe.
Speaker 6:I can't pronounce that shit.
Speaker 4:What you got in there, Bosco. I think it's Maduro or some shit like that.
Speaker 2:I have no idea.
Speaker 6:No, but I got me some of that. Kevin Hart, though, that shit's good.
Speaker 2:I go off recommendations.
Speaker 6:And when.
Speaker 5:I hear on people talking about it. It's like love it starts with a C, something like.
Speaker 6:Camaria or Camarina, some shit, I it's like starts with a C.
Speaker 2:Something like Camaria, Camarina, some shit, I don't know. Yeah, that shit's good, though that's one. Rosalinda picked that one out. Yeah, yeah, that's. I mean, I didn't.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, I heard like that and what?
Speaker 2:Casamigos, casamigos, Casamigos.
Speaker 4:I don't fuck with tequila. I know it's tequila.
Speaker 6:The thing about it is tequila it fucking makes you tell the truth. That's why I don't really like drinking that. Yeah, you can't even lie with this. Kill the dogs.
Speaker 4:That was that was the truth. He meant that shit. Damn Vibra is B.
Speaker 6:That shit. Had you telling the truth? And shit, do I look fat in these jeans. You got that right.
Speaker 4:Some pretty bottles.
Speaker 6:That's all right, I like them like that the Kevin Hart tequila.
Speaker 5:The bottle is very pretty. What's it called?
Speaker 6:No, it's good, though, is it? What's it called? What's it called? No, it's a good thing, is it? I'm?
Speaker 4:drinking.
Speaker 2:What's it called Gran?
Speaker 4:Carmino. That's what it's called. Yeah, gran Carmino, oh is that that's Kevin Hart.
Speaker 2:Yep, yeah, where did you get it from?
Speaker 6:Total Wine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, shout out Total Wine. What, how much was it?
Speaker 6:I got the Resposado, which which is like $39.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, but they have the Crystalline.
Speaker 6:That shit is $58. And then the extra on the ale is like $106.
Speaker 3:Ale.
Speaker 6:Thank you, sir. Whoa, yeah, that thing, keep moving on me.
Speaker 5:Hey, I got a positive sports story for y'all, though Y'all hear about that South Carolina quarterback. What's his name? Lamont Lenore.
Speaker 2:Oh, uh-uh.
Speaker 5:So he was offered $8 million to leave South Carolina. His pops was like you're 19. What do you need $8 million for? Stay your ass here and play Facts. Is that crazy? What would you do if your son was offered eight million dollars to transfer transfer schools?
Speaker 6:where's he transferring to?
Speaker 5:they didn't say what school. Okay, then there you go. Where are you?
Speaker 6:going the fuck. You gotta know where you're going. Eight million, I'm sure he knows.
Speaker 4:I'm sure he knows, they didn't say in the article what am I doing? What am I doing? I'm doing exactly what that daddy did. You doing that, yep?
Speaker 6:Yeah, because at one point in time you got to be a parent and not his friend.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what some of these fans people flashing these.
Speaker 5:Go ahead and take the money. That's some shit. Your friends will tell you. It's like the Tennessee dad did, right he wanted.
Speaker 4:And he ended he was already getting paid and you got to have a standard man. You got to have something to stand on. I'm telling you this as the kids say you got to stand on business at some point in time because this transfer portal shit this.
Speaker 5:NIL shit, and if you're good, you're going to get paid regardless, right?
Speaker 4:I mean, it shouldn't be about that at that level. No, it shouldn't. It shouldn't be no.
Speaker 6:It should be for the love of the game anyway, yeah yeah, you know, I think I read.
Speaker 4:well, I know. I read an article. I don't think it mentioned a player's name, but he said yeah, he's just and he's in the league. I think he's been in the league for about, let's say, seven years he said he's just doing it for a check. I think it was Darnell Dockett actually. He said at one point in his career he was just there for a check.
Speaker 2:He stopped loving the game well after college, like maybe his second or third year, because in high school and stuff it's still a little bit fun.
Speaker 5:But I think, once you get to that level, yeah.
Speaker 2:But then also, when you're in high school, you realize you're not going to the service and you're like, well, shit, my parents don't have no money to send me to college.
Speaker 6:I'm going to say he's full of shit. I mean, there's somebody sitting up here telling you that.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell you, I think he's full of shit.
Speaker 6:You got to have some kind of love for it. You're not going to?
Speaker 4:I mean, no, absolutely, Just do that for it. You're not going to. I mean no, absolutely. You got to at least like it.
Speaker 6:You're paying me to do it. You're paying me to do it, but still it's hard to get up and do some shit that you don't want to do.
Speaker 4:Yeah, running this motherfucker for an hour straight.
Speaker 2:And then you got the little ladies sitting up here screaming for you.
Speaker 6:I don't buy that. I think you still have love for the process.
Speaker 4:No, probably not Some of that shit yeah.
Speaker 2:You still got love.
Speaker 4:Hey look y'all see that and you hear about that with current players, like they couldn't care less about getting up at training camp and all that, but they still love to play Radio service no yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:Did you see that one? Look Remember. It's just like like who just said that? Was that Joe or was it Christian?
Speaker 5:Well, you had no clothes but to be a stud. You had no choice but to be a stud.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah see Damn God.
Speaker 5:That's not the only one I've seen. You see it, that's not the only one I've seen.
Speaker 2:You see, it Ain't that funny.
Speaker 3:Well, damn.
Speaker 2:Sheesh, that's hilarious. But no, that's just remember who in the hell, just oh, you hit him. Huh, no, somebody just said something about the stud, or yeah oh and the stud is pretty as hell.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that would be a case, yeah.
Speaker 5:Right there, that's the thing, but that first like right there that looks like a boy, right that looks like a boy.
Speaker 4:No, you don't think so. No, that looks like a boy. You don't think so.
Speaker 5:No, the titties that don't look like a boy. The titties you didn't see the titties.
Speaker 4:I'm not even looking at the titties. I know she got titties, but she has a feminine face still.
Speaker 3:It's still semi-masculine. A lot of men out here with feminine faces. It's still semi-masculine, no true indeed.
Speaker 6:Just because her hair is you can still tell when a dyke is a girl. A lot of them have to work hard to look like a man. You know what I mean. They put in work for that shit.
Speaker 5:With the neck tattooing though.
Speaker 6:You know what I mean? No, they put in work for it.
Speaker 2:You got these suicide girls with that.
Speaker 5:I don't mind that you added from neck to toes.
Speaker 4:You ever heard of the suicide girls? Oh, let me show you.
Speaker 6:Suicide Girls. Let me show you Suicide Girls. There's some Suicide.
Speaker 2:Boys too, ain't it those are rappers.
Speaker 4:I think who's the Suicide Girls? They're alternative pin-up models, tattoos, colored hair. Is that the new thing. No, they've been around.
Speaker 5:They're dudes.
Speaker 6:No, they're just models oh man, go ahead, scroll through, nick, I ain't gonna scroll. They look like dudes. Look at that.
Speaker 4:You don't know what he getting into? Huh, he don't that kill you.
Speaker 3:What you talking?
Speaker 1:about.
Speaker 5:What you talking about. You are a porn.
Speaker 1:No, it's suicide girls.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they also show titties. They take nude photography Look at this.
Speaker 1:They all tatted up okay.
Speaker 5:I don't have a problem with tats Ooh yeah. Hold on.
Speaker 2:Like a lot or just a cuff. No, I don't have a problem with tats at all.
Speaker 4:Oh you talking to him? Yeah, they have a lot. Or just a cuff, I don't have a problem with that at all. Oh you talking to him?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they have a lot of tattoos See, I don't have a problem with that Zero. I don't have a problem with that Zero problem with that?
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 4:How did we get on that topic? I forgot you brought it up. No, we were talking about the stud.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the stud. Oh yeah, like with the neck tattoo. Oh yeah, the neck tattoo.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I used to have a thing for heavily tattooed women.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:So what you grew out of it? Eh, it started becoming the norm. You know what I mean. Oh, when, it used to be, you didn't see a whole lot of hella tatted chicks, and now it seems like everybody got just hella work on them.
Speaker 1:I just got a thing for naked women. How many tattoos you got?
Speaker 6:You ain't got to be naked Easy access is good.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's what I like Easy access, baby Easy access is nakedness.
Speaker 2:You said, put them to the side.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Oh, you get the crackers, panties, the edible ones, how you talking.
Speaker 1:Okay, Fruit Loops. No no no, what was?
Speaker 4:those things, fruit Roll-Ups, fruit Roll-Ups.
Speaker 1:There you go, get stuck in your teeth I'll never forget the first time I had some edible panties.
Speaker 5:What do they taste?
Speaker 1:like they good.
Speaker 4:Fruit Roll-Ups Like licorice, like for real, for real, yeah, oh shit.
Speaker 2:That's probably what they made them all of, huh yeah probably Edible panties.
Speaker 6:They got edible condoms, all that kind of shit.
Speaker 5:I know they got edible condoms, but I didn't know they had.
Speaker 6:I don't know if I knew. I knew that.
Speaker 5:I knew that, how you knew they had like the kiss a minute.
Speaker 4:So what do they lube the condom up with?
Speaker 6:Well, no, the edible condom is like a wrapper Wrap it on it and let it eat it off.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, so you don't actually stick it on the feet, you don't unroll the motherfucker, damn yeah.
Speaker 3:That's what I was thinking, you just take some fruit lube and just wrap it around your own junk.
Speaker 1:Just go, get a package, go. I can just be like go ahead, go down. They just going to be like Just hope that, motherfucker.
Speaker 5:Fruit by the foot.
Speaker 4:Roll out again, don't they? Got edible lube too. Wrap it up Flavored lube.
Speaker 3:Just wrap it around.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, you got the flavored lube. How does that shit?
Speaker 6:work. It's good. I like zip fizz, no, the strawberry it tastes like Joe won't let you know, boy Shout out.
Speaker 4:Zip. Fizz Shout out Zip Fizz. I got to invest and investigate Zip Fizz. I thought Zip Fizz was like a no, you talking about this shit.
Speaker 5:It's a.
Speaker 6:Costco.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but they got this. It's called something Fizz, but it's like a root beer one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this brought up the hydration packs.
Speaker 6:I know, but that's. They got this one called.
Speaker 4:It's something fizz what the hell Like root beer fizz or whatever, but it's like a.
Speaker 2:Let's see Edible lube hey y'all hear about this stuff Flavored lube. I think you smell it. Yeah, flavored lube, my bad, y'all hear about that. I think you're supposed to smell it and it heightens your Like the pheromones yeah. Huh, I heard somebody talking about it. Yeah, I've heard of that.
Speaker 4:Heighten your pheromones, like for the opposite sex.
Speaker 5:No, it's got pheromones.
Speaker 6:No, I mean you can both, it's got female pheromones.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, you can both, y'all can both sniff it, I'm assuming. Okay, and then when y'all go at it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I seen a girl smell it and say, ooh, I'm going to suck your dick.
Speaker 4:It's like a nasal aphrodisiac type thing and I was like get out of here.
Speaker 1:That don't work like that, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I had no idea.
Speaker 1:That was on a TikTok commercial though.
Speaker 2:It was a commercial.
Speaker 1:Oh, it was a commercial. She's like, ooh, I'm going to suck your dick. That's what I was going to say she's trying to sell that shit.
Speaker 2:You sitting up here, you start walking past people, right they be like man. Oh, she's pretty. Squirt her in the face.
Speaker 1:Hey, as you walk in, bot Smell this what he said, what I look like now. Lean over, yeah, just lean over to her that's like the love potion movies.
Speaker 5:Have y'all seen those love potion number 9 or whatever?
Speaker 2:yeah, I think I remember that one starts talking to her that's hilarious man. If only it was that easy man. What would you do?
Speaker 5:if you had that power.
Speaker 4:Damn. Oh, I'm going to town. Probably abuse it and get tired of it.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Every Asian. I'm going to have all type of little mixed babies running around.
Speaker 4:All the clubs getting shot up, would you?
Speaker 5:rather have that power or what women think Like. Read women's minds.
Speaker 2:You don't want to read that power you don't want to read that power.
Speaker 4:What women want what women want.
Speaker 2:That'll drive you crazy.
Speaker 1:I want the power to fuck.
Speaker 6:I don't give a fuck what you're thinking you doing it right, she's going to draw a blank anyway.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 6:Once you put that motherfucker in, she's going to go blank anyway. She's going to go blank.
Speaker 1:She's going to be like oh, I love him.
Speaker 6:That is the goddamn Jell-O, pudding Jell-O pudding pops.
Speaker 2:I'm done, dog you just go roofie.
Speaker 4:Man, this whole thing just took a ditty. Bill Cosby turn off rip. As soon as Steve said what he said, I was like ah, Today was your education special, Show us your power.
Speaker 2:He had to be on with that power it's like ah, today was your special education, special. What's the?
Speaker 1:power. He had to be one of that power. I was like, yes.
Speaker 2:Anybody got any Netflix?
Speaker 4:recommendations I watched Plane Yep.
Speaker 2:Plane on Netflix. Oh yeah, plane is good. I saw that at the movies. What was Plane? Is it Gerard Butler? Gerard Butler, the one, the black cat that was. He was Luke Cage.
Speaker 5:Oh okay, that was pretty good I saw.
Speaker 4:One of them Days is on Netflix.
Speaker 2:I love that movie man.
Speaker 4:If you didn't get a chance to see it in theaters, check it out. It's on Netflix if you got it.
Speaker 2:Oh, I did I finally watched Straw Straw. Oh, I did I finally watched Straw.
Speaker 1:Oh, I still haven't seen that one yet. That's the one I want to watch next.
Speaker 2:That was good.
Speaker 6:Straw was good, I know, at Harkins or your local movie theater, I saw how to Train your Dragon. Oh, you went and saw it. Oh, there you go right there Is it just like the cartoon.
Speaker 3:Yep, that's why I didn't want to see it.
Speaker 4:That's why I didn't want to see it you missed a good movie, sir.
Speaker 6:Oh, it was good.
Speaker 5:Yes, it is oh yeah, I didn't maybe I'll check it out then it's crazy how they do all these live action.
Speaker 2:I know they have 28 years later.
Speaker 6:I can't wait to see that, though Apparently, it's out now, yeah it's out.
Speaker 1:now it's out.
Speaker 6:Yeah, 28 years later it was out.
Speaker 4:I thought it came out next week it came out today.
Speaker 6:Yeah, oh yeah. No, it came out Thursday. Yeah, oh yeah, they start.
Speaker 2:Thursday at 7. So it was just, it started this week, 28 years later, breithart it was. I don't know that's Superman the original was 28 days, right, yeah?
Speaker 1:28 days, the original and then 28 months.
Speaker 2:Now this is 28 years oh there's three of them yeah this is the third one. I don't know if I remember 28.
Speaker 1:I just watched them both. I watched 28 days and 28 months, so now I'm ready to go watch. You know what actually I think.
Speaker 2:I saw 28 months later, 28, you know what Actually?
Speaker 4:I think I saw 28 Months later. 28 Months is on, no.
Speaker 2:I don't think I ever saw. 28 Days later I watched it on Tubi 28 Months is on Hulu.
Speaker 4:Okay, so it was free 28 Days 28.
Speaker 5:Months and now 28 Years. Yeah, Okay, I'm going to go watch Then they got well.
Speaker 2:Like Joe said, how to Train your Dragon, I think.
Speaker 6:Amazon Prime got one on there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Amazon Prime got 28 Days. Art is having a 28 years later movie party. Is it 28?
Speaker 4:Days. Yeah, it's 28 Days.
Speaker 6:You got to pay for it. No, but they got a new one. You don't have to pay for it.
Speaker 1:Oh man, just watch it on Tubi, it's free.
Speaker 4:I'm getting excited.
Speaker 5:Joe, you seen Big?
Speaker 4:Mouth. You haven't seen Big Mouth. You haven't seen Big Mouth? Watch Big Mouth. It's on Netflix.
Speaker 2:He said that might be right up your alley y'all.
Speaker 5:Big Mouth on Netflix. It's animated. I'm getting excited about Superman.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:I'm always excited about Superman.
Speaker 4:I like the direction they're taking it with it. I do too.
Speaker 6:It look like they got too much shit in it right now. In what? Right now? You got to squeeze all that shit into two hours, bro. How long is it?
Speaker 2:Every superhero in.
Speaker 6:DC is in that motherfucking damn near.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, they trying to do an Avengers .5.
Speaker 2:Justice League. They got to do something. They trying to catch on man.
Speaker 4:DC really does need to do something with they self Because, aside from Aquaman and the first Wonder Woman and the Twilight Batman, they've been struggling.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the Twilight.
Speaker 6:Batman, that was good. Yeah, twilight Batman, it was too dark.
Speaker 2:I like that I didn't see that one.
Speaker 6:But they purposely made it like a grainy film.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't see that one, but they purposely made it like a grainy film, pretty, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I didn't like that one. Yeah, I liked it. That was a good choice.
Speaker 2:I don't care, I like Catwoman. That's the world with Catwoman. I'm talking about Halle.
Speaker 1:Berry.
Speaker 2:Catwoman. I don't care what nobody say, they talk about all this?
Speaker 4:I never seen it, it was all.
Speaker 5:To me, the best Batman series were the ones with Christian Bale, the Dark Knight who.
Speaker 4:Christian Bale. Oh, Christian Bale, To me going back to it the very, very first one was Michael Keaton.
Speaker 5:Michael Keaton can't be touched, but more recent years I think Christian Bale.
Speaker 3:Heath Ledger yeah, but he was the.
Speaker 4:Joker. Yeah, but they should never touch that character again. No, they should. The Joker should never be in another movie after what Heath Ledger did with him.
Speaker 5:He did, he did his thing, I agree, shout out.
Speaker 2:Did anybody see?
Speaker 5:Joker 2? Nope Me neither. I started watching it. It's a musical right. Yeah, I heard it was terrible.
Speaker 2:I don't watch musicals. I don't watch musicals. I don't hate musicals. Did they do that?
Speaker 6:I don't know, was it like Cry Baby?
Speaker 2:Cry Baby, oh hell.
Speaker 3:Okay that's a dark secret.
Speaker 6:I told you that's Tequila Talk.
Speaker 3:Tequila Talking.
Speaker 6:Tequila Talk hey y'all, we gotta cut this thing.
Speaker 3:We gotta cut this thing. Tequila talking. Tequila talks hey y'all, we got to cut this thing. We got to cut this thing. We got to cut this thing. Tequila talks Peace, holla, peace.