Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Tequila Talks: When The Truth Comes Out
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Ever wondered what happens when old friends gather with absolutely zero filters? The Nobody's Talking Podcast delivers exactly that rare, unguarded honesty in their latest episode that tackles aging, relationships, and societal expectations with refreshing candor.
The conversation begins with lighthearted celebrity gossip about P Diddy before evolving into a fascinating exploration of life phases. The hosts share surprisingly vulnerable reflections about their sexual experiences from high school through adulthood, noting how opportunities and confidence shifted dramatically after college. There's something universally relatable about their observation that life follows a circular pattern – from the limitations of youth to the freedom of adulthood, and eventually back to new limitations as we age.
When the discussion turns to plastic surgery and male beauty standards, things get particularly interesting. The hosts debate where they'd personally "draw the line" with cosmetic procedures, revealing deeper insights about confidence, masculinity, and self-acceptance. This seamlessly transitions into hilarious hypothetical scenarios fueled by tequila, which one host notes "makes you tell the truth." These moments – debating what they'd do for money or how they'd handle awkward dating situations – create the episode's most genuine and laugh-out-loud exchanges.
The podcast uniquely captures that special dynamic of longtime friends who can speak uncomfortable truths without judgment. It's like eavesdropping on a conversation where nothing is off-limits and every awkward thought you've ever had about aging, dating, or societal expectations gets aired with refreshing honesty.
Ready for a dose of unfiltered reality wrapped in humor? Listen now and join the conversation that feels like hanging out with your most honest, slightly inappropriate friends – the ones who make you feel less alone in your most private thoughts.
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Catching Up and Celebrity Gossip
Speaker 1I watched it on 28 days and 28 months Me too, just to watch the other catch up Me too.
Speaker 2That is a good question. Hear he, hear he. I'm like damn, can I hear it myself? Welcome To the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We're here for another fun-filled week of laughter, of not knowing the full story when we gossip, Because I think I might have a little bit of gossip.
Speaker 4Uh-oh.
Speaker 2I'm dry this week, I know P Diddy, because of Juneteenth, ain't had no, no court case, and I also heard that it got real when they started playing the, the freak off videos, the video evidence yeah, everybody want to know is that? When are they going to release that to the public? They just need to damn.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's what people want to see. They in the courts playing the sneak previews and shit.
Speaker 2Hey, you probably got people sitting up here acting like oh the same people sitting up here complaining about watching it the same people that watch porn.
Speaker 4Hey, did y'all ever see the R Kelly tape? No, I didn't.
Speaker 2Yeah, I did, you did it was released.
Speaker 5I didn't know it was released. No, I seen it.
Speaker 2The only thing I ever saw was.
Speaker 1Saw the back of his head the whole time.
Speaker 2Is that when he peed on a girl?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 5That's what he was eating after a 12-year-old, or whatever. Oh, they didn't release that, did they? Hey, paul man, I saw it.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh yeah, I saw it Okay the thought views and forget that. They said this is the evidence.
Speaker 4They said the little girl? Yeah, we not touching that.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, we're going to leave that one alone.
Speaker 1All right.
Speaker 5I. I got a serious question. Though Y'all watching it gonna get released Huh.
Speaker 2The Freak Off. Yeah, I gotta see who was in there.
Speaker 4We got a podcast man, and I'm just slightly perverted.
Speaker 2I got another question for you. Am I gonna go if I'm invited?
Speaker 5You gonna beat off to the video if you want.
Speaker 1If it's all dudes, man, I ain't get no fuck about no dudes. Ain't no dudes in that, Shut up this P Diddy party. You don't know what you're gonna see.
Speaker 2Might fuck around and see a little mini horse, cassidy, so you sitting up here, you playing on touching yourself. Oh damn, he sounds like he's already planning on.
Speaker 1It Ain't nothing to matter with it. He like Cassie, we all do it.
Speaker 4I've been watching a whole lot of Big Mouth lately. Y'all ever seen that? I don't even know it's on Netflix. Big Mouth what is that about? It's an animated show about. Is it a fish right?
Speaker 2Nah, it's puberty, these kids going through puberty, oh really, yeah, it's hilarious. Well, our first Netflix recommendation.
Speaker 1There you go, big Mouth.
Speaker 2It's called Big Mouth.
Speaker 4Big Mouth On Netflix. Yep, talk about basically the shit we talk about on this show.
Speaker 2Really yeah.
Speaker 1All the time.
Speaker 4And it's kids, middle school kids.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 1We about to sue them for copyright infringement Getting your first piece of pussy.
Speaker 4Pretty much Actually. What's fun there, man, I'm not going to spoil it.
Speaker 1I'm not going to spoil it. Hey, this is my second piece, bro. How many?
Speaker 2bodies you got For real. Yeah, that's crazy. Hey, you remember back in the day? Ah, yeah.
Speaker 4You probably. Well, I can't speak for everybody, but you might have had sex like like once or twice a year and you was hyped shit once or twice a year.
Speaker 1Oh you, you must have he got going. He said once I got going, man, I broke through yeah, you man out here breaking records, what man you was just getting it once, twice a week.
Speaker 2A gentleman, a gentleman never tells, yeah, I ain't talking about like well, not like high school, oh oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3No, not in high school In high school.
Speaker 5You was getting it that much.
Speaker 4A gentleman never tells on microphone.
Speaker 1You was, I wasn't, I ain't saying nothing.
Speaker 4I wasn't. You was a high school virgin then. No, no, I wasn't a virgin.
Speaker 1You walking around motherfuckers getting old pussy hey don't try to hey, that's some period, Don't try to walk in. I mean.
Speaker 2I ain't knocking like.
Speaker 3I was knocking it down. Hey, I'm going to tell you this is how life works.
Speaker 2I didn't get it that much in high school. You know, you start off, you get a little piece right then. It's kind of rare. It's just like when you start off wearing a diaper and you end your life wearing a diaper, okay, you start off having a lot of sex, you end your life not having a lot of sex. Well, you know, I was. I had a girlfriend in high school so that's.
Speaker 4That's really the only reason I got it the way I got it I was in a relationship.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying For me it was college.
Speaker 5That's when I took off.
Speaker 2That's when you came into yourself. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5Now myself.
Speaker 4What's crazy for me is after I graduated college is when I took off.
Speaker 1Yeah, just pew man, true that Me too, man, after college is when I took off. But Me too After college is when I took off, but in the Army. Yeah, we took off then too. So I had two spikes.
Speaker 2It was like Y'all was probably just horny there.
Speaker 1Man, when I was in the service I swear it was just like college I told you, man, when motherfuckers leave, they get deployed. Motherfuckers think their wives and shit be faithful them. Motherfuckers all in the club. Hey, you dirty ass hoes Either got their rings on or a tan line with that motherfucker, or they put them in their purse. We ain't saying no names.
Speaker 2We don't have no girls to defend themselves. Jess wouldn't be able to because she's younger. She got a lot of living.
Speaker 5I'm saying man.
Speaker 1I found out so many.
Speaker 2That's when you need like Yolanda or Rosalinda or Brenda yeah somebody that's older. You know I ain't going to confess to it, but Don't know why.
Speaker 4Though I mean I do, but I don't. It is what it is, Everybody doing it.
Speaker 1They sitting up here. It takes two, so you already know.
Speaker 2Y'all here thirst trapping.
Speaker 5So crazy. Definitely I was going to start talking crazy.
Speaker 1I don't know, definitely a little short season out here right now. No little shorts, nick, please. It's going to be a little short season until goddamn December. Look at that girl doing Daisy Duke's song.
Speaker 2I want you to you like a little short season? Hell yeah, then they be busting out with the little pink toenail, polish and white toenail polish Speak on it, I'm not gonna say nothing.
Speaker 4I'm not saying nothing. Y'all know how I feel. You seen all them chocolate cars. See episode. What is it episode?
Speaker 2two, yeah, white girls coming out walking from the tanning salons.
Speaker 1They flip-flops with their painted toes.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, they dirty ass. No, I'm just messing. I'm messing with y'all. Some of them are no, that hey.
Speaker 4Hey, y'all seen these weird ass kids Walking around like it's the dead of winter.
Speaker 2Oh, like with the hoodies and all that, the hoodies.
Speaker 4The sweats?
Speaker 5Yeah, I don't understand that the beanies. Hey I got a son like that. Oh, he does that they I took. Well, I took my son. They say you. Well, I took him to Slick City last week because I was watching my little nephew, did you go to 75th and Thunderbird?
Speaker 2Yeah, 75th and Thunderbird.
Speaker 5So I made him go. He didn't want to go.
Speaker 2Shout out to Slick City.
Speaker 4What is that? It's a little slide park.
Speaker 5Yeah, indoor slide park, oh, indoor.
Speaker 4That's pretty cool. That must be nice.
Speaker 1Like wet and wild without the wet.
Speaker 5It's pretty cool. I don't think there's enough.
Speaker 2Oh, I bet, how old is your son?
Speaker 5He turned 16 this weekend oh.
Speaker 2I bet he had a good time up in there, boy. Great time, I bet.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, he had a good time he act like he did he act like he did?
Speaker 5He was chasing around my little nephew that's four and a half, so I'm like, hey, he left the house with a hoodie on.
Speaker 1I'm like, bro, it's 100 degrees outside 100 degrees and he had a hoodie on.
Speaker 5I don't get it. I don't get it, yeah man I don't know.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't get what them kids be sitting up here doing. Man, it's too much for me, it's too hot out. Hey, I think it's crazy. I remember the one time, even during, even during the winter time, I tried to work out in sweats, like sweatpants and a hoodie indoor, outdoor. No, I'm saying we was in the gym. Dude, I ain't make it like 10 minutes. I don't know how them dudes be making through a whole, whole workout, because I know. A lot of times, though, I'm not saying they're not working out, but they kinda like Bench yeah.
Speaker 2Chill, and then LA Fitness is A little cooler, yeah, but I'm like Jumping rope and so if you kinda Moving, I'm like so I can do like A long sleeve T.
Speaker 5Or something like that. No, I can do a long sleeve T, but like, probably like what I have on now. These thin sweatpants, yeah, but not like this. Oh yeah, no.
Speaker 2Yeah, I've worked out a nose and then, you know, worked out like with socks or whatever. I don't see how they do it either.
Speaker 5It's 120 degrees, but you figure we'd be out there in the hill in this, oh yeah. Hell yeah, we do it, it is what it is.
Speaker 2But I don't think the hill is that bad.
Speaker 1When the sun starts to go down as long as you ain't out there when it's 115.
Speaker 5Well, I don't get it Because they be doing all these warnings Like don't go hiking and stuff, and people still go, people still be out there trying to test things.
Speaker 4I don't get it.
Speaker 1Trying to cook. They sell.
Speaker 4But it's usually the tourists. Hey, no, they said that is true.
Speaker 1They did, yeah, I came down here to go hiking.
Speaker 2I'm going to go hiking Because the one guy Mark, he said that one time this other fireman dude he said most of the time is you know people come out here and they see Camelback and you know they stand out there somewhere or they want to go squat feet.
Speaker 1Take your ass out there at 4 o'clock in the morning. Different type of heat Shit, because when that sun come up the show gets real, you start sitting out here you start walking a little bit.
Speaker 2You take like two steps.
Speaker 1You be like, okay, you be like I didn't bring no water. Man, I'm dizzy yeah, let me drink some water, you know what.
Speaker 5Let me go ahead and think about this. Let me go and get in the car.
Speaker 2I'm cool. This is the real deal Right.
Speaker 5Take a picture at the bottom of the mountain.
Speaker 3Like hey, hey you know, I made it.
Speaker 2Get your ass back in the car. That's when you sit up here you be like hashtag goals For real, yeah.
Speaker 4What's crazy is, summer hasn't even officially started yet.
Speaker 2No, it just started Today.
Speaker 4Today. I thought it was tomorrow.
Speaker 1No, it was today. Okay, okay, that was the first thing they said on the news this morning. Welcome to the first day of summer.
Speaker 4That's crazy.
Speaker 1I was like wow, I thought it was gonna be tomorrow, disney, I told you he was coming, you call him stay late.
Speaker 4Yes, I see, yeah get right and enter in the room alabama you know, we still actually ain't even did uh introductions yet oh, they know, they know who we are.
Speaker 2Yeah, but still just funny. This, your boy. What's up Joe? What up Joe. You came to join us, huh.
Speaker 1He said, huh, welcome to the party.
Speaker 4Hey, what do you got?
Speaker 2Okay, listen, all right, excuse number one. Go ahead, joe, I'm sober.
Speaker 4Uh-oh.
Speaker 2That looks like it says jungle juice, you want a drink?
High School vs. Adult Experiences
Speaker 1or something he said two weeks sober Huh.
Speaker 3Nigga why?
Speaker 2you ain't grind.
Speaker 6I ain't tell my little lord.
Speaker 1Oh my goodness, he said what I don't know. He said it don't fall apart on him. What the chair.
Speaker 4Apparently the chair ain't sturdy enough for Joe. That's what he's saying.
Speaker 1Oh shit.
Speaker 5Man.
Speaker 4I ain't know, my foot was on my shin, but that's okay.
Speaker 1Can you hear, joe, can you hear?
Speaker 2Say something. Hey, Christian ain't like being off in the corner, you can't hear. He said he's trying to get his spot back. Say something.
Speaker 5That's on.
Speaker 6Is it on? Can you hear me yeah?
Speaker 1I can hear you. We got you, I got you your headphones working. Yeah, it's in there, Nah it ain't working.
Speaker 3You ain't. I know I can't be choosy we good.
Speaker 2We good, we good, we turn this thing down. We are live in four and three. Two. Welcome to Family Feud.
Speaker 1I'm your host, D Harvey. What are we talking about? The heat? I don't even know. Oh, what are we talking about the heat?
Speaker 5I don't even know. Oh yeah, we're talking about the heat Tourists.
Speaker 4You missed the sex talk. Yeah, you already missed that, you're talking about heat.
Speaker 6That's sex, right there.
Speaker 1See, everything can be related to heat.
Speaker 2We talking about how, when you started off, you know like you might have sex Heat.
Speaker 3You know what I'm, how. When you started off, you know like you might have sex when did you hit your?
Speaker 1first piece.
Speaker 5High school or after high school.
Speaker 4When did your numbers start climbing?
Speaker 6After high school, I wouldn't get shit. My mom was strict. My mom was strict, bro, we wouldn't get nothing in high school.
Speaker 1Wouldn't get nothing, huh, but out the house.
Speaker 6Then I got out. I got out of boot camp. It was on the cracker.
Speaker 1No, that's what I just said. I told you.
Speaker 3I got out of boot camp, bro.
Speaker 6It was on the cracker I told you bro.
Speaker 1It was like a frat party.
Speaker 6Then I got my furry white woman, my sweet white nectar.
Speaker 3That sweet.
Speaker 1Georgia peach.
Speaker 6I'm going to need a minute y'all.
Speaker 1I'm going to ruckus in the flesh Y'all took me back.
Speaker 2I'm weak man.
Speaker 6I'm serious, though, you know, because growing up they would tell us shit like hey, man, they ain't cut down all the oak trees to leave the white girls alone. You had to take that shit face value Right Like shit. I don't want to be no strange fruit, so I'm going to fuck that.
Speaker 2Then you find out you be like oh okay, and you know you're like oh God damn. Remember homeboy. Hey boys, boys, look what I have here. Say where the white women at. Where the white women at.
Speaker 3I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 6The elusive redhead.
Speaker 5Oh my goodness, you know, there's only one way she could tell she's a true redhead, right.
Speaker 6I know RCH, baby, it's thinner. True redhead, right. I know RCH, baby, it's thinner than a normal one. What RCH? What's?
Speaker 2that.
Speaker 6Red cut hair.
Speaker 3Red what Red cut hair.
Speaker 5Oh, my God, that's the only way you can tell there's true, real redheads.
Speaker 6You ain't no real redhead. That's amazing. I was like Steve knew exactly what I was talking about.
Speaker 2No, I had no idea.
Speaker 6I never heard that Me neither RCH baby.
Speaker 3That's good to know, though I remember in college I was like you ain't no real redhead.
Speaker 5She was like let me see Carpet, matches and drapes.
Speaker 6I said oh okay, but they use that. You know what I mean. You know, though, because they really, really, really, really white. That's true, really white, bro. I mean, you cut the lights off, you still can see them.
Speaker 1Motherfuckers moving their dog.
Speaker 2Well, because it don't get no sunshine. Rodeo Joe has arrived Nice.
Speaker 6You know, I should have wrote a book.
Speaker 4You still can. Yeah, it's not like it's too late.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 6Oh, we passed the book. Now we make a movie.
Speaker 4I wanted to know if we make a movie now. If they released the Freak Off video, would you beat to it? That was his question.
Speaker 1No, first he said Would you watch it? Would you watch it?
Speaker 2First question is would you watch it?
Speaker 6Hell yeah, shit, j-lo, oh, j-lo was part of it. I'm trying to see who ever in there.
Speaker 1I'm trying to see who ever in there.
Speaker 2First off, let's say the thought, the views and whatever Joe says is not that of nobody's talking podcast, because he is just throwing names out there and these people is really suing people.
Speaker 6Okay, allegedly, then you know you got to start with allegedly.
Speaker 2Hey, you see, that's why I don't play music, no more, yeah.
Speaker 3At all, not even one second.
Speaker 2Yeah allegedly.
Speaker 4Yeah, they coming after everybody. Yeah, they coming after everybody.
Speaker 1I'm just trying to see some TMA, I'm trying to see everybody.
Speaker 2They went after one chick Only had $30. We still want her anyway. She's like golly.
Speaker 4It ain't worth it, hell no.
Speaker 6Well, okay then.
Speaker 2Allegedly I jack off. No, you can say Cassie.
Speaker 6I mean, that's not alleged. Alleged I've done worse, I guess.
Speaker 4So who's who is suing this man, did he? Yeah? I guess the better question is who isn't suing this man?
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know, I don't think about making men stole real Saying that you was there.
Speaker 6I'm going to say I don't think about making men's throw rope Saying that you was there.
Speaker 3I'm going to say I wasn't invited. Hey, hey you can't prove it.
Speaker 4You can't prove it. I'm suing for $20 million For negligence.
Speaker 2Because I wasn't. You can't prove I wasn't. Hey, did y'all hear the clip with Dave Chappelle when he was talking about? I was offended that I was not invited to the free call. He said apparently I must be ugly. That dude, he can take anything and just twist it. Yeah, he's a genius. How the hell would you even think of that? That cat that shit is funny as hell.
Speaker 6I know, I got I got my shirt, nose mask too you got your, what short nose sir knows sir knows, you know about certain certain news.
Speaker 2Parliament parliament funkadelic hey, joe, you know you got a little bit of age on that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know know I mean, yeah, we know about people, yeah, I know you talking, I know that.
Speaker 4But I don't know, sir knows he's going to the google nose and shit only one.
Speaker 1I remember the big old nose was hunting. Yeah, see, that was before my time, before I started watching music videos sir no it's like my music.
Speaker 6It was on the album cover.
Speaker 1That was my mama music. You said the album cover. I didn't even have no albums, it was on the separate seeds.
Speaker 4Was y'all ever watching BET uncut?
Speaker 3You gotta actually look at the album cover.
Speaker 5It was on the separate seeds. Oh yeah, the long nose.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I never knew the cat's name, Because I know that. Oh, they said that. What's the one that just passed? Sly, was it? Sly? Yeah, that just passed.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 6Sly. Yeah, it was a couple of them, I think Sly Vance, sly Vance.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2That was the.
Speaker 6I think Sly, I think Sly was from Ohio, I think, one from Midnight Star or somebody oh did he.
Speaker 5There's a few people that passed, one of the Beach Boys that passed, yeah yeah, one of the Beach.
Speaker 2Boys. But hey, I'm just saying hey. Is that how funny how we was talking about Sly. He just said the Beach Boys.
Speaker 5I didn't listen to Beach Boys back in the day. I like the.
Speaker 2Beach Boys. That's you, I think. I only know one Beach Boys song California Girls, or what is it? Is that California Dreamin'? Was that them? Is that them California Dreamin'? I don't even know what the Beach Boys sing.
Speaker 1They sing something, I know. I know they sing one song, I know you probably know a few of their songs, yeah.
Speaker 5You don't know that they know it, don't know that they were singing it Allegedly, yeah, allegedly.
Speaker 4We can't play any of it when you do the documentary thing Kokomo, yeah, kokomo, yeah, that's what it is, that was them, oh really, oh yeah, hell yeah, I love that song, man. That song is sixth grade.
Speaker 2But you know, but that, yeah, but that's the song, that, uh, that's enough.
Speaker 4Steve, can't get sued.
Speaker 2Oh no, you can sing it. You can sing it. Oh, you can sing it. Hell, you can sing whatever you want. You can't play the song.
Speaker 4Got you.
Speaker 6Yeah, I spent the summer in Ohio. I ain't never heard of the damn Beach Boys, not Coach E saying they don't play.
Speaker 2No, beach Boys, no they played it on, I forget what you're talking about.
Speaker 6Coach East ain't never played no shit like that Hell nah.
Speaker 2We was listening to 93, we can say Coach East.
Speaker 6Right, that was a bad motherfucker, though no, coach East was nice man, hey look. We can say Coach East right, that motherfucker had two hours of fucking mixing and shit and all you had to do was hit record on your cassette. And walk away. You can have your whole cassette made. Who was that shit and all?
Speaker 2you had to do was hit record on your cassette and walk away, no interruptions. Who was I going to say? I thought you was looking at some information.
Summer Heat and Youth Fashion
Speaker 4No, I was looking at some person who has now got the old Zepic face.
Speaker 6She was big.
Speaker 4Now she's not. Now her face looks sunken face. She was big, now she's not. Now her face looks sunken in she's on the Ozempic Allegedly.
Speaker 5You got to say allegedly what's her name.
Speaker 4I'm not going to put it on air.
Speaker 5You gave us all this information. I don't know who you're talking about. When somebody like that what do you?
Speaker 6do you be like you know what you was fat, now you skinny.
Speaker 2Who was that? Oh, rosie, who Mercado?
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't know Allegedly, but hey, more power to her.
Speaker 2She was on Ozempic.
Speaker 4I don't know, I actually don't know, you know. No fact checking here.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, they did. They did say that that stuff give you the sunken in phase make you look older.
Speaker 5Badly Because you lose so much weight.
Speaker 2Hey, check this out, I got one for you. It was just since he talking about Ozimpik, shout out to Club 520, B-Han, Jeff Teague and what's DJ, the host? Dj, they was talking about men getting plastic surgery. First they started off like with the hair transplant, so now I guess more and more men are getting like plastic surgery.
Speaker 2First they started off like with the hair transplant. So now I guess more and more men are getting like plastic surgery. Okay, so now the question is would you get plastic surgery? Well, I'll start. No, and they talk about like BBLs.
Speaker 4Nope. So where do you draw the line with men getting plastic surgery? Nose, there is no line.
Speaker 5The hair.
Speaker 4Don't do it.
Speaker 2That's where you draw the line. No, I mean, I get it. I mean, if dudes wanted to do their hair, I know they was getting calves implants and shit like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, man, you can get your nose done.
Speaker 5That's whatever you want, but for me I don't see why. You know B, you just got to make more money For real.
Speaker 1Yeah, some women might like it.
Speaker 5I don't know you might be able to.
Speaker 1Michael Jackson. He made all that money and took his nose off.
Speaker 2I'm going to answer the question Lay in the bed Hair.
Speaker 6That's how I draw the line. I'll tell you what in the bed, naked, with no money on the side, you ain't going to be that attractive. But you throw a bunch of hunters around you laying in the bed and the man's like ooh he kind of cute. And a weird kind of way.
Speaker 2What about you?
Speaker 4I think I'm going to take Steve's answer and say I'd probably draw the line at the nose. Anything else is just ridiculous. Don't do that. I'll go with ridiculous. Yeah, that's just ridiculous. Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 6So I'll go with two things. Well, t the thing is. I'll go hair. That easy for us to say, because we ain't fucked up, right.
Speaker 1That's true, because we work out.
Speaker 5You know what?
Speaker 2I mean.
Speaker 5We ain't fucked up If you have a deformity or something like that no T come on.
Speaker 2That's not what we talking about we keeping it on the surface. Dog.
Speaker 6You trying to go?
Speaker 2with the bullshit.
Speaker 5It's not me this time. It's not me this time.
Speaker 3That's what I'm just saying it ain't me.
Speaker 6No we're just straight up. No, we're just saying look, I mean, you know, you know you man, come on, what would you name you get? I mean, if you got a deform, mean you just average person and you just got no self-esteem whatsoever and you want to go get your motherfucking Like you gonna go get some tats.
Speaker 4Nope, you just gonna be out here ugly as hell you gonna get a tummy tuck.
Speaker 6Ugly or you don't know which way you want to go? You don't know which way you want to go, and shave your throat.
Speaker 4Oh man, I know, we said we was gonna leave it alone, but I'm sorry, I had to bring it back. I was just saying, but if Plastic surgery and all that shit.
Speaker 6I Like I said we don't, we can say that shit, cause we don't need it.
Speaker 5We don't want it.
Speaker 6That's true, and we got a little bit Of confidence and shit you can't tell a motherfucker Ain't got no confidence In shit.
Speaker 1Can't tell a motherfucker ain't got no confidence in shit because he ain't going to be able to do anything. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3Maybe I get some dreads.
Speaker 2You said you were going to get some dreads.
Speaker 6Yeah, I get some dreads, I'm going to be honest with you, bro. That's going to hurt the fuck out of you. You sow some dreads in your shit. That shit's going to hurt like a motherfucker and you can go get the.
Speaker 2You know what they be doing at the barbershop.
Speaker 4That mat. Oh, the spray-on thing.
Speaker 2The spray-on and then go get your dreads.
Speaker 5Well, they got the mat, Like you said. I saw a video the other day.
Speaker 1Man, they glued that mat on.
Speaker 5It's a glued mat and they'll twist it. You look like you got cornrows and everything.
Speaker 4That's crazy man. As soon as you sweat, it's coming sliding off. So you go from being ball head to having Joe's hair in a day.
Speaker 2Come on man, I guarantee.
Speaker 6What if you going on vacation but you gonna go around people that don't know you?
Speaker 4Okay, that's fine, you're not gonna do it. But if you like, coming here hey.
Speaker 2Steve is sitting up here.
Speaker 4I'm on a cruise, you know what I'm on a cruise. I got my hair. I'm going to redefine myself. That's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 6And then 10 years later, your wife sue you.
Speaker 4Somebody will be looking for you. It's going to be hard. I was deceived.
Speaker 2We all get deceived.
Speaker 4Yeah, a guy, he sued his wife Because his baby turned out ugly or something like that and he didn't know that she had plastic surgery.
Speaker 1Oh man, come on seriously.
Speaker 5All I'm saying if we do a guy's trip and we show up, the next day she's supposed to be sued.
Speaker 2We show up at the airport. Steve, where'd this come from? My name is Bumba Klotz.
Speaker 1My name's no longer Steve. You got cornrows.
Speaker 2I remember one time Steve was saying he said he was going to go to Vegas. He said you're going to put some dreads in.
Speaker 1I said dude. I can't wait, I put that wig on Shake it boy, shake it, you're going to have them all.
Speaker 2You're going to be sitting up here like get off me, get off me. Can we touch your hair?
Speaker 1Can you imagine, let's know, you sit up here fucking and your hair fall off? Can you put it back on Mid-stroke?
Speaker 4You stop the stroke to put it back on. What if her hair fall off?
Speaker 5and to put it back on what if her hair fall off and you put it on your own hair? Yeah, hell, yeah, you take it off and put it on your hair.
Speaker 2I was about to say that, though Something similar. Story time.
Speaker 4It didn't happen like that.
Speaker 2You pulled your hair and it moved.
Speaker 4Huh, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3Pretty much.
Speaker 4It was one of them. Curly Badoo fro wigs. Oh, and it wasn't real. It wasn't hers. Oh damn, I felt the braid and I was like oh let me not.
Speaker 2No, you're joking man. What did you say?
Speaker 6What did you say? I just said in my world this shit happens all the time. That ain't shit, hey, oh.
Speaker 2and then they were saying how, I guess you know, when they wear the synthetic, I guess what? The synthetic wigs? The wigs? Because? Now, because you know, I guess they got the wigs with the real hair. Okay, but those are more expensive though, right, right?
Speaker 6No, with the real hair you can have them made and shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, but they were saying people are still going around wearing them when the hair coming from if it's real hair.
Speaker 2People donate their hair, no people donate.
Speaker 1I'm thinking they get off of dead bodies or some shit.
Speaker 6Probably oh no Damn. If they sign, they said your hair's still growing. Yeah, no Damn If they sign.
Speaker 2They said your hair's still growing. Yeah, no, they said if they sign to cut their hair, just put a wig on and donate it. I'm sure some of it could you can't do that.
Speaker 6We used to work with this young lady and she would donate her hair to cancer.
Speaker 2Yeah, see, that's what I said. I know a young lady that does that Her hair.
Speaker 6She was a redhead, but she's had like every five, six years, that shit be down. Yeah, yup, that's what she did. Yup, hey nice.
Speaker 2And then, she would just cut it short, that's what's up and then about four. And then go donate it, Like four years later, let it grow.
Speaker 4So do they have to put I'm an organ donor on their ID.
Speaker 1Oh, no yeah.
Speaker 2You got to. You gotta have organ donor on your ID. They just can't take your stuff off you. They can have it signed like a will.
Speaker 6I wouldn't put that shit on mine.
Speaker 3You gonna donate your hair, joe man shit.
Speaker 6You go in that motherfucker for a cold. Come out there. Mine is a kidney as soon, as they say. Oh yeah he's an organ donor.
Speaker 1Let's go ahead and preserve him.
Speaker 5Yeah, but if you dead, why do you care?
Speaker 1You ain't going to know.
Speaker 6Yeah, you ain't going to know. You ain't heard a word. I said have you.
Speaker 5You talk about going in for a procedure.
Speaker 1He said you dead man walking. No matter what. If you check that box, you a dead man walking. That's what he's saying.
Speaker 2So listen, Let him go. What what's going to happen is You're going to be broken. You're going to go to CVS Because you got hit in the hand With a softball. Next thing you know they're going to be like oh, Sharal is no longer with us.
Speaker 4I just came in here To get my finger reset. Yeah, that was it, I just got hit in the hand With a softball.
Speaker 2He said I wanted to split.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was it.
Speaker 3They took my he's red-lighted.
Speaker 4He's red-lighted. They took everything but the finger.
Speaker 2No revive. Hey, that would be the worst in the world Some old Caucasian cat.
Speaker 2Or just think you're sitting up there Waiting on your body parts, you know when it's time to sit up here. You know how you get checked or whatever. And then you know you, sitting up here, docked and sat up here. So now you're going to check, you know, your booty hole, don't mention it. And next thing you know he done sat up here and dropped his pants and you, sitting up here looking at him like you can't do nothing. You already drugged up man. He going to check your booty hole with that D.
Speaker 1With his dipstick.
Speaker 4That went a whole different version of left. I know what are we doing here?
Speaker 3Hey, what's going on. What's going on.
Speaker 2Is that no?
Speaker 6Diddy party.
Speaker 2Hey, we talking about sitting up here donating organs and stuff I ain't donating no booty.
Speaker 5I didn't check that box.
Speaker 3Where that box at I didn't check that, doc Doc.
Speaker 1You got the wrong patient you better hope he Indian.
Speaker 4You got the wrong patient, allegedly Joe.
Speaker 6That's all the doctors are now.
Speaker 2Everyone tell you to go in there, y'all know Joe gonna be the one getting this cancelled right, yeah, any day now.
Speaker 6That's alright, bro, you got a chance.
Speaker 5You got a black doctor.
Speaker 6Then you fuck. No, I'm gonna ramrod your ass permanent hemorrhoids.
Speaker 2I just came in cause. The ball took a bad bounce when I was playing softball oh man now you about to take a few bounces, oh.
Speaker 5I need anesthesia for a reset finger. This gonna hurt.
Speaker 1I got three fingers on.
Speaker 3You're gonna be sitting up here like wait, I'm missing a kidney.
Speaker 4Booty hurt. Why my side hurting? I got an headache yeah dog.
Speaker 2I be laying at home in the bed with your thumb in your mouth In a black market, Mm-hmm, when they mess around and shoot you up with. What's the stuff? Damn, I forget what it is that the girls be getting shot up with when they be doing them BBLs. They be going to little hotel rooms or silicone.
Speaker 4Don't they get shot up with caulk, ain't it caulk? I don't know what the Dude, that is terrible. I think it is caulk.
Speaker 5I have no idea these women got problems. They do that shit, man. I don't understand.
Speaker 6I would never understand, you never own a BBM.
Speaker 3No, I'm starting to like them now, If that's what oh my Lord.
Speaker 2They everywhere.
Speaker 6You can't even tell Real from the back, you can't tell. You see that girl Got two big legs.
Speaker 1Looks like somebody Stuck a donut on her ass.
Speaker 4That's not a thing anymore, though that's not really a thing anymore.
Speaker 1Now they trying to blend it in.
Speaker 4They starting to look natural it is starting to look A little more believable.
Speaker 5When you go grab a BBL, what does it feel?
Speaker 4like I'm curious. What does it feel like? I'm curious, what does it feel like it's hard, like petrified For real, for real. Does it feel like a?
Speaker 5fake boobie. You know how fake boobies feel, right it feels like that Hold on, man.
Speaker 1I done had some fake boobies that felt real and I had fake boobies that felt petrified. It ain't nothing to do with fake titties. I'm thinking that the best deal would feel like that.
Speaker 2Oh, so there's something the matter with fake titties. Yeah, explain, here we go.
Speaker 1What's the matter with them? Okay?
Speaker 6Just say if you go to a part of town, okay.
Speaker 4Keep it on the surface.
Speaker 6A certain part of town there right.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 6And you see a motherfucker with perky 19-year-old titties.
Speaker 3Uh-huh.
Speaker 6And she fucking 85. Come on, dog, I know you've seen it Gravity was calling to her.
Speaker 1Oh, no, no, no.
Speaker 6They get the lift, the titties don't always stay the same the titties don't age.
Speaker 5Oh you talking about Scottsdale?
Speaker 4We knew that that is what it is. Oh, I didn't know that, yeah. Me neither I'm learning a lot today.
Speaker 1As soon as he said the age, I knew that I was like oh he talking about Cougarville?
Speaker 5He talking about Cougarville, I was like hold on, he talking about Cougarville.
Speaker 2That's what he talking about.
Speaker 6He ain't doing that, right, right. And the titties don't age, but they do.
Speaker 5So would you rather have a BBL or fake titties, it don't matter to me. Speak into the mic, joe.
Speaker 2I'm just saying, if you had to choose, would you suck an 85-year-old fake titty yeah, or would you suck?
Speaker 1her roast beef.
Speaker 2Would you eat an 85-year-old out?
Speaker 6It depends how much she work. Would you eat an?
Speaker 585-year-old out. It depends how much she worth. How much does she worth?
Speaker 1Hey, she want them 85-year-olds to take care of herself still do yoga and Pilates be like oh yeah, she'd still get it A million dollars you go eat her out.
Speaker 6Hell yeah $50,000.
Speaker 1A million dollars. How?
Speaker 4you go from a million to $50,000? Because billions too easy. $50,000. A million dollars, how?
Speaker 5you going from a million to $50,000?
Speaker 1Because billion is too easy. We all, we all, we all. A million man, I was thinking.
Speaker 2I was like hold on that's a little too easy.
Speaker 4We all going to be.
Speaker 6Boom, nigga boom my turn, but I'm going in for $25,000. $25,.
Speaker 4Christian.
Speaker 6I'm going in.
Speaker 4Free. Yeah, you already know what.
Speaker 3I'm paying.
Speaker 4Yeah, guaranteed I'm going to get something back for that.
Speaker 1I want to see what that aged chicken tastes like.
Speaker 4It's going to be a meal, a watch, a car, something I'm getting something in return Something. How about you?
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, how much Like I said how about you? Oh?
Speaker 5yeah, how much.
Speaker 1Like I said how much.
Speaker 5Yeah, how much.
Speaker 2Oh man, he said what $20,000?. Happy meal, nigga. Nigga you work. Oh Joe said I'll do it for $50,000.
Speaker 1Take me to McDonald's. See, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4You getting something in return. It's the level, For For me it'd be the level.
Speaker 5That's what I'm saying. She looks 85, and I'm like he moving the goalposts now.
Speaker 1He always moving the goalposts. I got you.
Speaker 5I got you on this one.
Speaker 1I told you, man, if she going to Pilates and yoga, and she's still looking good.
Speaker 2I'm eating it up. I'll say there's some stuff in there. It's up to you.
Speaker 4A Mexican car man under. Under what condition wouldn't I? I know, you know. I really don't know, she was all bent over 85?.
Speaker 1If she was all bent over and barely walking smelled like pee, then you wouldn't do it. Yeah, no, yeah, no Okay.
Speaker 4Okay. Why are we throwing conditions at you?
Speaker 2That's what you do.
Speaker 1That's what you do.
Speaker 2We're moving the goalposts, I just did what you did? Robby moved the goal post to where?
Speaker 5where it benefits me. I'm thinking about myself real talk.
Speaker 4If we talking Scottsdale, 85 year old, 19 year old, yes, I'm doing it, no questions asked. But if we talking Gertrude at the old folks home, no, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1Old folks home. Got their gown on from yesterday.
Speaker 4And that shit got a stain Under her titties.
Speaker 1Hey baby, come on, give grandma some love I ain't seen you in so long, oh, I'm so glad to see you. She started shaking her with her tooth. You didn't give Grandma so much. No, we not doing that. I ain't seen you in so long, oh, I'm so glad to see you.
Speaker 5She started shaking her with her tooth.
Speaker 3And it ain't the.
Speaker 5Parkinson's Baby. You know where I want you to kiss me, you're the only one that kissed me there.
Speaker 2Why you being so?
Speaker 4loud. You're the only one on the visitor list. Don't none of her family come see her Close the door.
Speaker 2She got on her moo-moo Because you know they eat them. Salisbury steak dinners Got the gravy.
Speaker 5You walk in there, you know her boyfriend looking at you all sideways like this young motherfucker.
Speaker 1This nigga barely moved. He do his mouth like that how it?
Speaker 4taste. I'm going to tell you You're always chewing something that ain't got nothing in it.
Speaker 2Man, my granddad. He lived in an old folks home. So then when I'd be over there sometimes during the summer, you know, just hanging out with him, sometimes when my pop was at work, I was just sitting up here like man. We'd be going down, you know, in their little community hall they're sitting playing pinball and all that. He be like boy. That's what. That's the images that I have in my head right now. Yeah, pinball, yeah, we play the pinball machine, play pool damn man.
Speaker 5Yeah, you know, they be getting ping pong table man jokes aside, some of them, old folks always be sad.
Speaker 4Yeah, and it really does have a smell.
Speaker 6It has a smell.
Speaker 4They all say it that's forgotten brother man. I trained a woman who's 74 and when I first started with her she was living in that place. It was rough going there every week.
Speaker 2Oh really.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Rough and it's not like they were being mistreated.
Speaker 4It's just, you know, not a lot of life in the mugs.
Speaker 5I mean, what did it taste like though?
Speaker 2Oh, my God.
Speaker 4You set yourself up for this.
Speaker 5I'm out. I was going there every week I was going there every week.
Speaker 6Don't tell the truth. Hey, is this a white diamond?
Speaker 2Oh, oh shit, that's how Elizabeth Taylor All perform.
Speaker 3Oh shit.
Speaker 4Hey you, such a oh I did.
Speaker 5I did, I did.
Speaker 6Touche, touche, touche. A little bit of Hitting the white diamond. He's got a hitting the white diamond. He's got a little white diamond in him.
Speaker 4Yeah man, that's some tiger balm, damn Damn.
Speaker 2Damn.
Speaker 3Tug was tingling.
Speaker 6A little bit of white diamond, with just a hint of Johnson Johnson and then yeah, and some talcum powder, what they say with the powder, put the powder under the titties.
Speaker 5Old school, we all going to get old one day, oh, absolutely Getting old already.
Speaker 4Every day you keep living, yeah, hell yeah. What kills me, though, because I really was never this dude Like when I was in my 20s. I never looked at A certain age Like damn you old, right. But now I see a bunch Of motherfuckers in their 20s Looking at me in my Mid 30s. Oh, that you old, I'll slap the fuck out. You Shut up, or people.
Speaker 5You ain't okay, joe, yeah, or people.
Speaker 2People calling you sir. Yeah, like, oh sorry sir.
Speaker 4People calling you, sir. Yeah, like, oh sorry, sir, that took a second for me to get used to and I'm like what shit?
Speaker 2You know what?
Speaker 4I guess I am a sir, but see, I call everybody, sir, I call everybody, ma'am it don't matter if they're younger, older, don't call me, sir, I work for a living.
Speaker 2Yeah, you don't want to hear it. Huh, joe Nah.
Dating Dynamics and Age Conversations
Speaker 5I mean it's a sign of respect, though I can't sit there and be like don't call me sir.
Speaker 4So I seen this video I think it was on TikTok. This dude breaking down the age ranges from YN to what's it Ellen to YN.
Speaker 3Big bro or something like that, yeah big bro, yeah, and then OG, so you probably seen the two.
Speaker 4Then right, I think so.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 3I like the way you broke it down.
Speaker 5Break it down for us what's LN?
Speaker 4and YN, so you got LN, which is Lil Niggas. Oh, okay, so I think Lil Niggas is from like 6 to 18 or something like that 6 to 24.
Speaker 5I thought it was older than that.
Speaker 4Okay, it's probably older. I'm probably messing the numbers completely up. And then Big Bro. Big Bro was like 27 to 36.
Speaker 5I thought it was older than that, like 40.
Speaker 4Maybe Then Unk was 40, like 52 or something like that. Yeah, and then OG was anything over 50. And then when you get to your 70s, you're an elder Huh.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 2Nice to know, yeah, so what about the women?
Speaker 6I?
Speaker 4don't know. I saw one on that too.
Speaker 6I saw one on that, but I don't remember what it was.
Speaker 4I don't know about that one. I just saw the one about the men, but that's a good question. Hey, I don't know about that one.
Speaker 2I just saw the one about the men, but that's a good question. Hey, I know I'm an OG, that's why they call me LA Fitness. I know, hey, what's up? Og.
Speaker 1Hey OGs, hey OGs.
Speaker 4What's up y'all? How does that feel to hear, same way as you hear somebody call you sir?
Speaker 5I'd rather hear OG than uncle, yeah, uncles, yeah, don't call me uncle.
Speaker 6I don't care. You made the statistic.
Speaker 2Yeah, hell yeah, you went bad 26. Especially where we come from.
Speaker 6You live bad 26. You can call me whatever the fuck you want.
Speaker 5I tell you, we in our city, and I feel like if they call you that, it's a sign of respect, right, yeah, what's up OG?
Speaker 1That's a sign of respect. Hey, what up OG? Yeah, Except for if she a dyke.
Speaker 2For them. They call me Zaddy, Allegedly yeah.
Speaker 4They still doing that.
Speaker 2Oh shit, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 5They're called dykes, they're called studs. Oh.
Speaker 1Right, Whatever Bulls studs, whatever you want to call them what's that?
Speaker 6one guy say what's studs stand for? I don't know. He said something about the steel titties on the deer. Some shit like that. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5He said, the steel titties on the deer, something he said Okay. So say, for instance, you're out at a bar club or whatever establishment, stud walks in with her chick, you start hitting on her chick, stud tries to fight you. What you?
Speaker 4going to do? If she cute, I'm probably never mind.
Speaker 5No, I'm talking about a stud, like someone that's dressed like a dude. You're going to try to knuckle up?
Speaker 2Yeah, try to knuckle up what you going to do. Nah, I'm, I ain't gonna walk away. Is she cute? She'll walk away.
Speaker 5No.
Speaker 4I don't know, could be Like no, if she had all the feminine qualities, would she be a baddie?
Speaker 1Because some of them studs be pretty as fuck, and then some of them be looking like dudes.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know, it depends on and they be trying to hide it, See that right there depends on how much you're drinking. I can't blame it on drinking.
Speaker 5You know what I mean Balls up her fist and swings off To move the goal post.
Speaker 6And if you can recognize.
Speaker 1That ain't moving that ain't moving.
Speaker 6And if you can recognize, you know like I've been drinking and the bitch might look like a man and I can't tell.
Speaker 2So you're gonna knock her out? You can't tell.
Speaker 1You're gonna knock her out Until she go. Ah, I mean, I wonder how that would play out. Oh shit, I hit a girl. Oh man, I'm so sorry. I wonder how that would play out.
Speaker 6I thought you was a dude.
Speaker 5The cops show up, they be like. I thought that was a dude, like you know you see how she dressed I wonder if that's ever actually happened.
Speaker 4I'm sure it has. But like well, the thing about it is, once you clock one, if you clock one, they all gonna jump.
Speaker 6Then they become feminine. That's kind of true. That's kind of true too. You hit that motherfucker harder than watch what happens. Oh my God.
Speaker 3You're going to knock the dude out of it.
Speaker 6You just hit a girl Bullshit. You're going to jail now nigga, that's that double standard.
Speaker 5She pulled out her pants. Let's just strap on, bitch.
Speaker 6You got this.
Speaker 3We're like come on, that's what I'm like.
Speaker 6You're like Come on, that's what I'm saying. Depends on how much you're drinking, if I can recognize.
Speaker 3Recognize.
Speaker 6Cause I get mad or something.
Speaker 3I mean you a bitch.
Speaker 6I'll butt, fuck your girl and kill your dog.
Speaker 2Oh my lord Damn man.
Speaker 5You done, went dark and sadistic. Damn God damn.
Speaker 1He said no, I'm not only getting even.
Speaker 2I'm going past it.
Speaker 5Going to the extreme. I'm not only getting even I'm going past it.
Speaker 1Going to the extreme, I'm going to the whole other end of the spectrum, jody got crazy.
Speaker 4That's some good-ass tequila, go ahead and give it a shout-out, joe.
Speaker 6I can't pronounce that shit.
Speaker 4What you got in there, Bosco. I think it's Maduro or some shit like that.
Speaker 2I have no idea.
Speaker 6No, but I got me some of that. Kevin Hart, though, that shit's good.
Speaker 2I go off recommendations.
Speaker 6And when.
Speaker 5I hear on people talking about it. It's like love it starts with a C, something like.
Speaker 6Camaria or Camarina, some shit, I it's like starts with a C.
Speaker 2Something like Camaria, Camarina, some shit, I don't know. Yeah, that shit's good, though that's one. Rosalinda picked that one out. Yeah, yeah, that's. I mean, I didn't.
Speaker 4Oh, okay, I heard like that and what?
Speaker 2Casamigos, casamigos, Casamigos.
Speaker 4I don't fuck with tequila. I know it's tequila.
Speaker 6The thing about it is tequila it fucking makes you tell the truth. That's why I don't really like drinking that. Yeah, you can't even lie with this. Kill the dogs.
Speaker 4That was that was the truth. He meant that shit. Damn Vibra is B.
Speaker 6That shit. Had you telling the truth? And shit, do I look fat in these jeans. You got that right.
Speaker 4Some pretty bottles.
Speaker 6That's all right, I like them like that the Kevin Hart tequila.
Speaker 5The bottle is very pretty. What's it called?
Speaker 6No, it's good, though, is it? What's it called? What's it called? No, it's a good thing, is it? I'm?
Speaker 4drinking.
Speaker 2What's it called Gran?
Speaker 4Carmino. That's what it's called. Yeah, gran Carmino, oh is that that's Kevin Hart.
Speaker 2Yep, yeah, where did you get it from?
Speaker 6Total Wine.
Speaker 2Yeah, shout out Total Wine. What, how much was it?
Speaker 6I got the Resposado, which which is like $39.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, but they have the Crystalline.
Speaker 6That shit is $58. And then the extra on the ale is like $106.
Speaker 3Ale.
Speaker 6Thank you, sir. Whoa, yeah, that thing, keep moving on me.
Speaker 5Hey, I got a positive sports story for y'all, though Y'all hear about that South Carolina quarterback. What's his name? Lamont Lenore.
Speaker 2Oh, uh-uh.
Speaker 5So he was offered $8 million to leave South Carolina. His pops was like you're 19. What do you need $8 million for? Stay your ass here and play Facts. Is that crazy? What would you do if your son was offered eight million dollars to transfer transfer schools?
Speaker 6where's he transferring to?
Speaker 5they didn't say what school. Okay, then there you go. Where are you?
Speaker 6going the fuck. You gotta know where you're going. Eight million, I'm sure he knows.
Speaker 4I'm sure he knows, they didn't say in the article what am I doing? What am I doing? I'm doing exactly what that daddy did. You doing that, yep?
Speaker 6Yeah, because at one point in time you got to be a parent and not his friend.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what some of these fans people flashing these.
Speaker 5Go ahead and take the money. That's some shit. Your friends will tell you. It's like the Tennessee dad did, right he wanted.
Speaker 4And he ended he was already getting paid and you got to have a standard man. You got to have something to stand on. I'm telling you this as the kids say you got to stand on business at some point in time because this transfer portal shit this.
Speaker 5NIL shit, and if you're good, you're going to get paid regardless, right?
Speaker 4I mean, it shouldn't be about that at that level. No, it shouldn't. It shouldn't be no.
Speaker 6It should be for the love of the game anyway, yeah yeah, you know, I think I read.
Speaker 4well, I know. I read an article. I don't think it mentioned a player's name, but he said yeah, he's just and he's in the league. I think he's been in the league for about, let's say, seven years he said he's just doing it for a check. I think it was Darnell Dockett actually. He said at one point in his career he was just there for a check.
Speaker 2He stopped loving the game well after college, like maybe his second or third year, because in high school and stuff it's still a little bit fun.
Speaker 5But I think, once you get to that level, yeah.
Speaker 2But then also, when you're in high school, you realize you're not going to the service and you're like, well, shit, my parents don't have no money to send me to college.
Speaker 6I'm going to say he's full of shit. I mean, there's somebody sitting up here telling you that.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell you, I think he's full of shit.
Speaker 6You got to have some kind of love for it. You're not going to?
Speaker 4I mean, no, absolutely, Just do that for it. You're not going to. I mean no, absolutely. You got to at least like it.
Speaker 6You're paying me to do it. You're paying me to do it, but still it's hard to get up and do some shit that you don't want to do.
Speaker 4Yeah, running this motherfucker for an hour straight.
Speaker 2And then you got the little ladies sitting up here screaming for you.
Speaker 6I don't buy that. I think you still have love for the process.
Speaker 4No, probably not Some of that shit yeah.
Speaker 2You still got love.
Speaker 4Hey look y'all see that and you hear about that with current players, like they couldn't care less about getting up at training camp and all that, but they still love to play Radio service no yeah yeah.
Speaker 2Did you see that one? Look Remember. It's just like like who just said that? Was that Joe or was it Christian?
Speaker 5Well, you had no clothes but to be a stud. You had no choice but to be a stud.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 4Yeah see Damn God.
Speaker 5That's not the only one I've seen. You see it, that's not the only one I've seen.
Speaker 2You see, it Ain't that funny.
Speaker 3Well, damn.
Speaker 2Sheesh, that's hilarious. But no, that's just remember who in the hell, just oh, you hit him. Huh, no, somebody just said something about the stud, or yeah oh and the stud is pretty as hell.
Speaker 4Yeah, that would be a case, yeah.
Speaker 5Right there, that's the thing, but that first like right there that looks like a boy, right that looks like a boy.
Speaker 4No, you don't think so. No, that looks like a boy. You don't think so.
Speaker 5No, the titties that don't look like a boy. The titties you didn't see the titties.
Speaker 4I'm not even looking at the titties. I know she got titties, but she has a feminine face still.
Speaker 3It's still semi-masculine. A lot of men out here with feminine faces. It's still semi-masculine, no true indeed.
Speaker 6Just because her hair is you can still tell when a dyke is a girl. A lot of them have to work hard to look like a man. You know what I mean. They put in work for that shit.
Speaker 5With the neck tattooing though.
Speaker 6You know what I mean? No, they put in work for it.
Speaker 2You got these suicide girls with that.
Speaker 5I don't mind that you added from neck to toes.
Speaker 4You ever heard of the suicide girls? Oh, let me show you.
Speaker 6Suicide Girls. Let me show you Suicide Girls. There's some Suicide.
Speaker 2Boys too, ain't it those are rappers.
Speaker 4I think who's the Suicide Girls? They're alternative pin-up models, tattoos, colored hair. Is that the new thing. No, they've been around.
Speaker 5They're dudes.
Speaker 6No, they're just models oh man, go ahead, scroll through, nick, I ain't gonna scroll. They look like dudes. Look at that.
Speaker 4You don't know what he getting into? Huh, he don't that kill you.
Speaker 3What you talking?
Speaker 1about.
Speaker 5What you talking about. You are a porn.
Speaker 1No, it's suicide girls.
Speaker 4Yeah, they also show titties. They take nude photography Look at this.
Speaker 1They all tatted up okay.
Speaker 5I don't have a problem with tats Ooh yeah. Hold on.
Speaker 2Like a lot or just a cuff. No, I don't have a problem with tats at all.
Speaker 4Oh you talking to him? Yeah, they have a lot. Or just a cuff, I don't have a problem with that at all. Oh you talking to him?
Speaker 1Yeah, they have a lot of tattoos See, I don't have a problem with that Zero. I don't have a problem with that Zero problem with that?
Speaker 4I don't know.
Speaker 1Exactly.
Speaker 4How did we get on that topic? I forgot you brought it up. No, we were talking about the stud.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, the stud. Oh yeah, like with the neck tattoo. Oh yeah, the neck tattoo.
Speaker 4Yeah, I used to have a thing for heavily tattooed women.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4So what you grew out of it? Eh, it started becoming the norm. You know what I mean. Oh, when, it used to be, you didn't see a whole lot of hella tatted chicks, and now it seems like everybody got just hella work on them.
Speaker 1I just got a thing for naked women. How many tattoos you got?
Speaker 6You ain't got to be naked Easy access is good.
Speaker 1Hey, that's what I like Easy access, baby Easy access is nakedness.
Speaker 2You said, put them to the side.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 6Oh, you get the crackers, panties, the edible ones, how you talking.
Speaker 1Okay, Fruit Loops. No no no, what was?
Speaker 4those things, fruit Roll-Ups, fruit Roll-Ups.
Speaker 1There you go, get stuck in your teeth I'll never forget the first time I had some edible panties.
Speaker 5What do they taste?
Speaker 1like they good.
Speaker 4Fruit Roll-Ups Like licorice, like for real, for real, yeah, oh shit.
Speaker 2That's probably what they made them all of, huh yeah probably Edible panties.
Speaker 6They got edible condoms, all that kind of shit.
Speaker 5I know they got edible condoms, but I didn't know they had.
Speaker 6I don't know if I knew. I knew that.
Speaker 5I knew that, how you knew they had like the kiss a minute.
Speaker 4So what do they lube the condom up with?
Speaker 6Well, no, the edible condom is like a wrapper Wrap it on it and let it eat it off.
Speaker 4Oh, okay, so you don't actually stick it on the feet, you don't unroll the motherfucker, damn yeah.
Speaker 3That's what I was thinking, you just take some fruit lube and just wrap it around your own junk.
Speaker 1Just go, get a package, go. I can just be like go ahead, go down. They just going to be like Just hope that, motherfucker.
Speaker 5Fruit by the foot.
Speaker 4Roll out again, don't they? Got edible lube too. Wrap it up Flavored lube.
Speaker 3Just wrap it around.
Speaker 1Yes, yeah, you got the flavored lube. How does that shit?
Speaker 6work. It's good. I like zip fizz, no, the strawberry it tastes like Joe won't let you know, boy Shout out.
Speaker 4Zip. Fizz Shout out Zip Fizz. I got to invest and investigate Zip Fizz. I thought Zip Fizz was like a no, you talking about this shit.
Speaker 5It's a.
Speaker 6Costco.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 6Yeah, but they got this. It's called something Fizz, but it's like a root beer one.
Speaker 4Yeah, this brought up the hydration packs.
Speaker 6I know, but that's. They got this one called.
Speaker 4It's something fizz what the hell Like root beer fizz or whatever, but it's like a.
Speaker 2Let's see Edible lube hey y'all hear about this stuff Flavored lube. I think you smell it. Yeah, flavored lube, my bad, y'all hear about that. I think you're supposed to smell it and it heightens your Like the pheromones yeah. Huh, I heard somebody talking about it. Yeah, I've heard of that.
Speaker 4Heighten your pheromones, like for the opposite sex.
Speaker 5No, it's got pheromones.
Speaker 6No, I mean you can both, it's got female pheromones.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean, you can both, y'all can both sniff it, I'm assuming. Okay, and then when y'all go at it?
Speaker 1Yeah, I seen a girl smell it and say, ooh, I'm going to suck your dick.
Speaker 4It's like a nasal aphrodisiac type thing and I was like get out of here.
Speaker 1That don't work like that, oh yeah.
Speaker 2I had no idea.
Speaker 1That was on a TikTok commercial though.
Speaker 2It was a commercial.
Speaker 1Oh, it was a commercial. She's like, ooh, I'm going to suck your dick. That's what I was going to say she's trying to sell that shit.
Speaker 2You sitting up here, you start walking past people, right they be like man. Oh, she's pretty. Squirt her in the face.
Speaker 1Hey, as you walk in, bot Smell this what he said, what I look like now. Lean over, yeah, just lean over to her that's like the love potion movies.
Speaker 5Have y'all seen those love potion number 9 or whatever?
Speaker 2yeah, I think I remember that one starts talking to her that's hilarious man. If only it was that easy man. What would you do?
Speaker 5if you had that power.
Speaker 4Damn. Oh, I'm going to town. Probably abuse it and get tired of it.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Every Asian. I'm going to have all type of little mixed babies running around.
Speaker 4All the clubs getting shot up, would you?
Speaker 5rather have that power or what women think Like. Read women's minds.
Speaker 2You don't want to read that power you don't want to read that power.
Speaker 4What women want what women want.
Speaker 2That'll drive you crazy.
Speaker 1I want the power to fuck.
Speaker 6I don't give a fuck what you're thinking you doing it right, she's going to draw a blank anyway.
Speaker 3Oh shit.
Speaker 6Once you put that motherfucker in, she's going to go blank anyway. She's going to go blank.
Speaker 1She's going to be like oh, I love him.
Speaker 6That is the goddamn Jell-O, pudding Jell-O pudding pops.
Speaker 2I'm done, dog you just go roofie.
Speaker 4Man, this whole thing just took a ditty. Bill Cosby turn off rip. As soon as Steve said what he said, I was like ah, Today was your education special, Show us your power.
Speaker 2He had to be on with that power it's like ah, today was your special education, special. What's the?
Speaker 1power. He had to be one of that power. I was like, yes.
Speaker 2Anybody got any Netflix?
Speaker 4recommendations I watched Plane Yep.
Speaker 2Plane on Netflix. Oh yeah, plane is good. I saw that at the movies. What was Plane? Is it Gerard Butler? Gerard Butler, the one, the black cat that was. He was Luke Cage.
Speaker 5Oh okay, that was pretty good I saw.
Speaker 4One of them Days is on Netflix.
Speaker 2I love that movie man.
Speaker 4If you didn't get a chance to see it in theaters, check it out. It's on Netflix if you got it.
Speaker 2Oh, I did I finally watched Straw Straw. Oh, I did I finally watched Straw.
Speaker 1Oh, I still haven't seen that one yet. That's the one I want to watch next.
Speaker 2That was good.
Speaker 6Straw was good, I know, at Harkins or your local movie theater, I saw how to Train your Dragon. Oh, you went and saw it. Oh, there you go right there Is it just like the cartoon.
Speaker 3Yep, that's why I didn't want to see it.
Speaker 4That's why I didn't want to see it you missed a good movie, sir.
Speaker 6Oh, it was good.
Speaker 5Yes, it is oh yeah, I didn't maybe I'll check it out then it's crazy how they do all these live action.
Speaker 2I know they have 28 years later.
Speaker 6I can't wait to see that, though Apparently, it's out now, yeah it's out.
Speaker 1now it's out.
Speaker 6Yeah, 28 years later it was out.
Speaker 4I thought it came out next week it came out today.
Speaker 6Yeah, oh yeah. No, it came out Thursday. Yeah, oh yeah, they start.
Speaker 2Thursday at 7. So it was just, it started this week, 28 years later, breithart it was. I don't know that's Superman the original was 28 days, right, yeah?
Speaker 128 days, the original and then 28 months.
Speaker 2Now this is 28 years oh there's three of them yeah this is the third one. I don't know if I remember 28.
Speaker 1I just watched them both. I watched 28 days and 28 months, so now I'm ready to go watch. You know what actually I think.
Speaker 2I saw 28 months later, 28, you know what Actually?
Speaker 4I think I saw 28 Months later. 28 Months is on, no.
Speaker 2I don't think I ever saw. 28 Days later I watched it on Tubi 28 Months is on Hulu.
Speaker 4Okay, so it was free 28 Days 28.
Speaker 5Months and now 28 Years. Yeah, Okay, I'm going to go watch Then they got well.
Speaker 2Like Joe said, how to Train your Dragon, I think.
Speaker 6Amazon Prime got one on there.
Speaker 2Yeah, Amazon Prime got 28 Days. Art is having a 28 years later movie party. Is it 28?
Speaker 4Days. Yeah, it's 28 Days.
Speaker 6You got to pay for it. No, but they got a new one. You don't have to pay for it.
Speaker 1Oh man, just watch it on Tubi, it's free.
Speaker 4I'm getting excited.
Speaker 5Joe, you seen Big?
Speaker 4Mouth. You haven't seen Big Mouth. You haven't seen Big Mouth? Watch Big Mouth. It's on Netflix.
Speaker 2He said that might be right up your alley y'all.
Speaker 5Big Mouth on Netflix. It's animated. I'm getting excited about Superman.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1I'm always excited about Superman.
Speaker 4I like the direction they're taking it with it. I do too.
Speaker 6It look like they got too much shit in it right now. In what? Right now? You got to squeeze all that shit into two hours, bro. How long is it?
Speaker 2Every superhero in.
Speaker 6DC is in that motherfucking damn near.
Speaker 4Oh shit, they trying to do an Avengers .5.
Speaker 2Justice League. They got to do something. They trying to catch on man.
Speaker 4DC really does need to do something with they self Because, aside from Aquaman and the first Wonder Woman and the Twilight Batman, they've been struggling.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, the Twilight.
Speaker 6Batman, that was good. Yeah, twilight Batman, it was too dark.
Speaker 2I like that I didn't see that one.
Speaker 6But they purposely made it like a grainy film.
Speaker 3Yeah, I didn't see that one, but they purposely made it like a grainy film, pretty, yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, I didn't like that one. Yeah, I liked it. That was a good choice.
Speaker 2I don't care, I like Catwoman. That's the world with Catwoman. I'm talking about Halle.
Speaker 1Berry.
Speaker 2Catwoman. I don't care what nobody say, they talk about all this?
Speaker 4I never seen it, it was all.
Speaker 5To me, the best Batman series were the ones with Christian Bale, the Dark Knight who.
Speaker 4Christian Bale. Oh, Christian Bale, To me going back to it the very, very first one was Michael Keaton.
Speaker 5Michael Keaton can't be touched, but more recent years I think Christian Bale.
Speaker 3Heath Ledger yeah, but he was the.
Speaker 4Joker. Yeah, but they should never touch that character again. No, they should. The Joker should never be in another movie after what Heath Ledger did with him.
Speaker 5He did, he did his thing, I agree, shout out.
Speaker 2Did anybody see?
Speaker 5Joker 2? Nope Me neither. I started watching it. It's a musical right. Yeah, I heard it was terrible.
Speaker 2I don't watch musicals. I don't watch musicals. I don't hate musicals. Did they do that?
Speaker 6I don't know, was it like Cry Baby?
Speaker 2Cry Baby, oh hell.
Speaker 3Okay that's a dark secret.
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