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Would You Pay $1,500 for a Provocative Photo with Your Celebrity Crush?

Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride Episode 235

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What happens when respect, boundaries, and celebrity crushes collide? This week's episode dives headfirst into the controversial world of Chris Brown's meet-and-greet photos, sparking a heated debate about relationship boundaries that will have you questioning where you draw your own lines.

With special guest Jess joining Bosco, Joe, and Shyrod (and a surprise appearance from Max the dog), we tackle the tough question: would you pay $1,500 for provocative photos with a celebrity if you were in a committed relationship? One woman's boyfriend broke up with her over exactly that scenario, and our panel doesn't hold back their opinions on whether he was justified. The conversation reveals fascinating differences in how men and women approach these situations, with Jess firmly stating she wouldn't disrespect her partner that way.

The discussion naturally evolves into exploring relationship double standards, from the questions we should never ask our partners (hint: sexual history is a minefield) to the problematic advice many of us received growing up. Joe shares some eyebrow-raising "wisdom" passed down from his father about treating women like "car tires," which explains a lot about his dating philosophy. We also candidly break down the differences between certain group activities (you'll have to listen to understand) with a raw honesty that's become our trademark.

Between serious moments, we lighten things up with hilarious viral clips, Jess's passionate recommendation of Love Island on Peacock, and summer movie suggestions that have us debating the merits of the theater experience versus streaming at home. Whether you're nodding in agreement or arguing with your speakers, this episode delivers the perfect blend of relationship insights, pop culture commentary, and unfiltered humor that keeps our listeners coming back for more.

Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!

Speaker 1:

Yeah, matt's in the house, aka El Chapo's dog, maybe, maybe. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We have a couple special guests today. One you will hear, one you might. One can talk and one cannot. They speak a different language. They bark in Spanish. Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. This is your boy, bosco. Uh-oh, tell my left.

Speaker 2:

You know who it is, who you want me to be today, oh, hell Rod, and guess who's to his left?

Speaker 1:

Let me tell y'all something real quick. We normally record at a certain time, but due to uncontrollable circumstances we had to do it an hour later. So if you're late for the first time, excuse me, and you start an hour later, don't you think you would be on time? How in the hell are you late also for the second time? I never understood that, and we will get some explanations when the sad person gets here. Anyway, sitting to that person's left is just Jess. Oh hell she is sitting in the chair.

Speaker 3:

Thank you for being in your chair this week.

Speaker 2:

You got your own mic and everything you got your own mic.

Speaker 4:

I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2:

You're going to have to. You're going to be okay. You're going to have to, you're going to be okay. You're going to be able to handle that mic.

Speaker 3:

Hey, y'all know what I haven't talked all week.

Speaker 1:

So, jess, I'm just kidding, we got something just for you. Oh no, you know what, wait, hold on. No, you know what we got it. Just go ahead and talk.

Speaker 2:

We're going to pull it up. What did I hear in the background?

Speaker 1:

We're going to pull it up just for Jeff, I know exactly what I heard in the background. What did you hear?

Speaker 3:

Exactly what he was about to play.

Speaker 1:

What's he about to play. I know you got to just call the teaser A teaser. Okay, Like honey, come on you listen to Dan. Patrick, yeah you got to you like he just want you to tell it and then he going to step on it. He just stepping all on my jokes. We got to get Max the dog on the microphone. I'm like man, come on, max the dog, come here. Max is chilling.

Speaker 3:

Oh, okay, he does not like me.

Speaker 1:

AKA Max is in the mother building. Max Say hello. Oh good lord, have mercy.

Speaker 2:

My little friend.

Speaker 1:

Hey, you know you're joking, right? Uh-oh, huh who that is. I don't know. Hold on, hello. Yes, are you at the garage? Oh, okay, hold on, hello. You said come to the garage, yes, Are you at the garage I? Closed the garage. Oh okay, hold on, then we got you.

Speaker 3:

That's my fault, uh-oh. Oh, we're about to hear Max.

Speaker 2:

You about to bark.

Speaker 3:

We're about to talk, yep.

Speaker 2:

Come on, Max.

Speaker 1:

In Spanish All right, look, hold on.

Speaker 3:

Holding Hold, please, you know y'all love to talk.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what's going on here. So what you been up to, just Jess.

Speaker 3:

I've been sick, sick, sick.

Speaker 2:

Would you have the coronavirus?

Speaker 3:

I don't know what I had, but it was not good, it was bad.

Speaker 2:

COVID 2024? It's 2025.

Speaker 3:

Oh it's 2025, 2025.

Speaker 2:

It's not 2024 anymore. Uh oh.

Speaker 3:

Oh, he didn't even say nothing. Hey boys, look what I got here.

Speaker 4:

Oh, where the white?

Speaker 1:

women at yeah, shut up before I barbecue you. Uh, oh, if y'all hear something in the background, that is Max, aka Al Chappell Jr Jr.

Speaker 2:

The fifth slash, the third, I got a question for you.

Speaker 5:

You would barbecue a dog.

Speaker 2:

Fuck, yeah, have you barbecue a dog? Yeah, have you ever ate a dog?

Speaker 3:

Probably You'll barbecue it.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, oh no, that's replaying. Here we go one more time for the people that didn't hear it.

Speaker 4:

Hey boys, Look what I got here.

Speaker 1:

Hey, where are the white women at? They are here, hey, that's classic women at.

Speaker 2:

They are here. Hey, that's classic. Have you seen that movie? It's a good movie. I've heard that film.

Speaker 1:

I think that movie came out in 1977. Anyway, you know who we was talking about, joe, we was like. Normally we start at a certain time, right Right Now. Due to uncontrollable circumstances, we had to start an hour later, mm-hmm. So some people wanted to know how would you be late to the second time?

Speaker 3:

Some people's Bosco and tell them.

Speaker 1:

No, el Chapo was wondering, but tell them what you would tell the football coach, joe, or the basketball coach or the wrestling coach. No, for real, this is good stuff what would I tell the coach?

Speaker 5:

football coach in my day anything but the bullring coach. You said anything but the bullringhuh. Anything but the bullring coach you said anything but the bullring. You don't like the bullring, I'll take anything but the bullring. You can't do that, no more.

Speaker 2:

That's illegal.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, I'm telling you, I'll take anything but the bullring. You can do Oklahoma by myself. I don't care bro, I'll do anything but the bullring.

Speaker 1:

Would you run? Would you run? Would you run? I would run laps. That would be easy.

Speaker 5:

Because you know that goddamn bull ring boy Shit that motherfucker made a lot of basketball players right there.

Speaker 2:

Why did they always get the littlest dude in there and call the biggest dude to?

Speaker 1:

come hit him. They wanted to see if he had what he got. Yeah, that's bull though. No, it ain't. Yes, it is.

Speaker 5:

The coach don't know. When you sound off, the coach don't know what number you are. That's the thing About the bull, bullshit. No, he don't. The coach just know they don't know, cause you gotta think It'll be like what? 30 motherfuckers, 40.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, and then they just Just call out a number.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, he just Call out a number. He don't know what Fucking number it is, coach, don't know shit. He just tell you he'll go. Hey, I don't know what name you'll be using.

Speaker 1:

Probably inappropriate. Hey, get in the center.

Speaker 5:

So when they count off right, he's just going to say 25 and 50.

Speaker 4:

Okay.

Speaker 5:

Two and seven, so 25, you know is a little swishy tail 25 is going to be in back of you and 50 is going to be in front of you.

Speaker 2:

You fucked. I'm just saying, if you call out 25, 25 is a swishy tail number. Swishy tails are the little dudes, the receivers.

Speaker 5:

I don't know what school you went to.

Speaker 4:

That's what my coach used to call them.

Speaker 2:

He used to call them. He used to call the running backs and receivers and stuff swishy towels, because that's all you know, they run and they have their little towels in the back. They think they cute.

Speaker 5:

We weren't allowed to wear none of that shit.

Speaker 2:

Y'all had leather helmets, though, Come on man.

Speaker 5:

We had Pac-44. Yeah, he had it back there, that's right Anyway we're going to wait on some of the sports. We didn't have concussions.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, we got some topics from Sherrod.

Speaker 4:

Oh, actually we're going to save hers towards the end.

Speaker 1:

She got a little Netflix recommendation.

Speaker 3:

She told us it's not Netflix.

Speaker 1:

It's not Netflix, no, we sponsored by Netflix.

Speaker 3:

Sucks to say it's not Netflix.

Speaker 1:

It can be. What streaming service is it on?

Speaker 4:

Peacock.

Speaker 1:

Oh, it's on Peacock, oh, it's on Peacock, oh.

Speaker 5:

Oh, okay, I can watch Peacock.

Speaker 1:

They got damn Tubi, though I love Tubi.

Speaker 5:

Tubi.

Speaker 1:

He don't like it.

Speaker 5:

I'm not a big fan of Tubi.

Speaker 1:

I love Tubi dog. It's tough, See, I'm going to tell you.

Speaker 5:

Commercial longer than the movie.

Speaker 1:

Listen, once you cats started making a little bit of money actually I know y'all rich so once y'all started making a lot of bit of money, you niggas kind of forgot where y'all came from. Y'all forgot us little people Like us people that live in. Section 8. Like I'm Section 8 housing.

Speaker 2:

Hell. No, this ain't no Section 8 housing. You got six-story windows.

Speaker 1:

Hey, no, this is not. He is lying to y'all. Palm trees this. I live in Brick City.

Speaker 2:

New Jersey Cacti. Hey, oh my.

Speaker 1:

God. So who's starting? You? Or Joe, who's starting? No dude? Oh no, you go first.

Speaker 2:

Oh, no, yeah, we was talking earlier about this whole Chris Brown.

Speaker 1:

Okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

Right Now we got a female here.

Speaker 1:

I'm glad she almost called off for like the second week or third week, maybe the sixth week, who knows? We're going to check this. Well, guess what what? We are absolutely glad that you showed up because you need to listen to this topic, so you heard of an artist.

Speaker 2:

What's his name? Chris Brown. You heard of him. Right, he's a little artist. I guess he's famous and stuff.

Speaker 1:

And you heard of Usher. You heard of Usher.

Speaker 3:

Everyone's heard of Usher.

Speaker 1:

And you heard of Chris Brown. Alright, so let's go, alright, so first of go.

Speaker 2:

Alright. So first of all, if you had the money, would you pay for the meet and greet? Money's no object no.

Speaker 1:

Okay, now let's just say you do pay for it.

Speaker 2:

You pay for the meet and greet or whatever it is.

Speaker 1:

You got a boyfriend. You got a boyfriend.

Speaker 2:

You take a picture with him, with Chris Brown.

Speaker 3:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

How's your picture going to be you going to do something?

Speaker 4:

basic.

Speaker 1:

The picture can be however you want it to be, however you want it to be.

Speaker 3:

Hold on.

Speaker 2:

Anyways, do you think it's appropriate to take a picture with Chris Brown and pay for a meet and greet if you have a boyfriend?

Speaker 3:

Well, he's an artist. I feel like it's like I don't know, like yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, wait first off, because like what does it matter?

Speaker 3:

like what he looks like, you know.

Speaker 1:

No, Are you trying to see what he looks like? No, okay, look no.

Speaker 3:

I'm saying what does it matter?

Speaker 1:

what it looks like. Google, chris Brown meet and greet pics and then finish us Finish telling us your story, the reason why I asked.

Speaker 2:

We're waiting, yeah, go ahead. Yes go ahead.

Speaker 1:

So again, is it and tell me is this appropriate.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, oh, I forgot about that picture.

Speaker 2:

There's a bunch I forgot about that one I need to Google it.

Speaker 3:

I'm not saying it's appropriate.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, no. Now we could care less if the young lady's single. Yeah, we're talking about if the young lady has a significant other. I know what you're talking about. So now we want you to speak on that. If she had a boyfriend.

Speaker 3:

And I was trying to before you interrupted me. Hey, well, go ahead. Thank you.

Speaker 1:

Hey, we going See. Yeah, come on.

Speaker 2:

Where all the sassy?

Speaker 1:

white women come from.

Speaker 3:

When you interrupted me, that's where it came from. Damn Anyways.

Speaker 1:

Where the white women at.

Speaker 4:

Okay no go ahead.

Speaker 3:

I would probably say no, because it depends on the man, I guess wait.

Speaker 2:

No, you got a boyfriend that you care about. I wouldn't do that to him. I wouldn't do that to him morally no you wouldn't pay the whatever $2,000 for the meet and greet or $1,500 for the meet and greet for one and two. You wouldn't be on there taking that picture. Hell no.

Speaker 1:

I don't even care about the payment, I do, but I'm just saying Just think, dude, if you got like you paid $1,500 for some guy to come choke you out for a picture.

Speaker 2:

I got a question for you, you paid $1,500 to come choke you out for a picture. Hey, I got a question for you.

Speaker 1:

If my woman pays $1,500 to go to meet, Chris Brown, you think you can live on $40,000 a month? No, I'm saying, if you got $40,000 a month.

Speaker 2:

It don't matter If she pays $1,500.

Speaker 1:

What if it's just a regular picture?

Speaker 2:

It don't matter.

Speaker 1:

It don't matter.

Speaker 3:

You're idolizing someone that much to pay that much he's already making a shit load of money. That's ridiculous now if you got a free ticket, now if you want a free ticket you go watch the concert.

Speaker 2:

If you pay $1500 to watch the concert, that's different. But you gonna pay $1500 to go backstage to get a meet and greet, just to take a picture with him and a potential I don't picture with him and a potential I don't know if potentiality is a real word, but I'm going to say potentiality of her getting her back blue.

Speaker 4:

Exactly.

Speaker 2:

Now she getting close to this, now this picture getting me, because I'm going to tell you right now you look like Chris Brown-ish type, back blown out-ish type looking chick.

Speaker 3:

What the hell does that mean? What the?

Speaker 1:

I'm saying if Chris Brown saw you Take it back right now. He'd probably want to be like oh shit, hell yeah, I'll blow her back out.

Speaker 2:

Look see, Are you seeing the pictures now too?

Speaker 3:

I'm so sick, y'all See that's that bull right there she.

Speaker 2:

Better be single Listen and one.

Speaker 1:

hey, joe, one young lady sat up here and said because her boyfriend broke up with her right, she should have Right. No, but he I mean she did him a favor. She said that she would do it all over again. So that just goes to show you don't even respect that man, like now me. I don't even care about the $1,500 or whatever, but come on, make the picture respectable.

Speaker 5:

I wouldn't really be concerned about paying him off for $1,500 to do an exotic pose with him.

Speaker 1:

Pose with him. Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. I mean, if it's just a regular like oh, you know, I can see if you just met a nigga in the club or some shit.

Speaker 5:

Right, you know what I mean? Because you got a potential him signing it and you might make some money off it. Right, right, right, but you ain't going to make your money back off of that.

Speaker 2:

No, hell no, and you're going to be single.

Speaker 3:

And you're going to be single. Yeah, no, she got broken up with it. All your stuff is on the lawn when you get home. She did get broke up.

Speaker 1:

No, that's what I'm saying. And she was like oh, I'll do it all over again.

Speaker 3:

Just to meet him for five seconds.

Speaker 5:

Exactly. Some of us have them. This time we're going to get it in.

Speaker 1:

There, you go.

Speaker 5:

I don't know. I guess it's easier to say it if you're not the fanatic Chris Brown fan Because a lot of women are fanatic it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3:

No, I know that.

Speaker 5:

And the thing about it is they would just do probably anything.

Speaker 1:

Listen, I am okay.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't know how to do it because I'm not a celebrity or something. But listen, I am okay with the 1500, but I'm not okay in the exotic poses. Like remember when the people were sitting up? Now it's one thing. Remember when a girl and a guy posed with Nicki Minaj at the wax museum? That's totally fun, that's wax and that was a good one. Did you ever see that one? Nicki Minaj at the Wax Museum, that's totally fine, that's different, that's Wax and that was a good one. Did you ever see that one? Hey, if y'all haven't look it up. So Nicki Minaj Wax Museum Las Vegas Hilarious. I went to Vegas and I mean I ain't do none of them poses or nothing, but it's still hilarious.

Speaker 2:

But you in the back and I know there's probably a lot of people back there. It's not private or nothing. You got the photographer or whatever. So your woman goes up to Chris Brown oh, I paid this money, I got a meet and greet. He hugs up on her how you want to pose. You know he's going to whisper something. Oh hey you look good, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 3:

Let me pose behind you real quick Now she getting all.

Speaker 2:

Chris Brown. Okay, exactly, that's what I'm talking about that face, right there, oh hell no. So now he's going to say something to your woman that she just paid $1,500 or whatever I think it's $1,500. And now she's like Okay, well, how you wanna pose, you know what I wanna? I wanna sit on your lap.

Speaker 5:

I'm looking at this bitch like you got me 100%, but he whispers to her so what if, when they get done, she's like we ain't gonna make it home To me or her, she walking home?

Speaker 2:

To me, to you? No, we ain't gonna to make it home.

Speaker 3:

You ain't going to make it home.

Speaker 4:

I'm going to make it home.

Speaker 1:

Yo ass going to stay in the first round.

Speaker 5:

That motherfucker got me horny. We ain't making it home. Pull over. Oh, you mean she?

Speaker 2:

She ready to get it in?

Speaker 5:

now.

Speaker 1:

What if, when you was hitting it? Hit it then leave it on the.

Speaker 3:

One last time, baby.

Speaker 1:

What if, when you was hitting it, she was calling you CB?

Speaker 2:

Let me go ahead and take my microphone.

Speaker 5:

You just gotta hit it harder.

Speaker 4:

And then you stopping.

Speaker 2:

Like nah, I'm silky, and then you stopping? You can punish her later and are you stopping?

Speaker 5:

Why not? Shit, you can punish her later. And are you stopping you? Let me, if I'm hitting a chick and she calls somebody else's name, I'm going to keep riding.

Speaker 1:

No, this your dish.

Speaker 4:

And then when I'm done.

Speaker 5:

I'm going to tie that motherfucker to the bed and beat the shit out of him. Oh, joe, but see, I'm just saying.

Speaker 4:

We do not condone domestic violence.

Speaker 1:

I'm just being real with you guys. Peter, we apologize for the barbecue dog comments and the thought views and said that thoughts of Alabama Joe are not that of the. Nobody's Talking Podcast, hey, so now that's a good dog.

Speaker 5:

Anyway, I know she showed up, didn't she that damn barbecue sauce got?

Speaker 1:

me rolling around.

Speaker 2:

What do you think this?

Speaker 5:

motherfucker sounds serious.

Speaker 2:

What do you think is worse, chris Brown? Those private photos or Usher coming up putting?

Speaker 3:

cherries in your woman's mouth. I'm going to say the Chris Brown photos, because I probably want Usher's cherries. Damn Okay, I was at the Usher concert. Listen, I was working the Usher concert.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 3:

Dude walk behind me. I was like I'm about to not be working this concert real fast, but you got a man. If I had a man, yeah, behind me. I was like I'm about to not be working this concert real fast, real fast. But you got a man If I had a man.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, if I had a man, you had a man. So okay, either way. Chris Brown's worse. Okay, anyway, no, chris Brown is.

Speaker 3:

The Chris Brown.

Speaker 1:

No, Chris Brown is worse than the cherry.

Speaker 3:

That's a lot worse.

Speaker 5:

I'm just going to say I think y'all blowing that all out of proportion a little bit. How I mean? You know they taking photos, but you know, Come on.

Speaker 1:

So, Joe, you, so you, you, you truly are down. Joe, don't care, he going to beat her later With your chick taking pictures like I'm not making pictures, Like I said, listen I already said, I'm cool with the picture, the 1500. Just let it be a regular picture, like yeah, you just standing there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you standing.

Speaker 1:

He got his arm around your waist.

Speaker 5:

Oh, I'm cool with all that I mean, you know like.

Speaker 1:

I mean, I don't know why you paid $1,500 for it.

Speaker 5:

It's a celebrity thing Like okay, so if you paid $1,500, right, if he was your all-time, you know Janet Jackson or somebody like that. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

Halle Berry.

Speaker 5:

Halle Berry. Halle Berry Me would be Kate Beckinsale. I'd pay $1,500 for Halle Berry and if she wanted me to be provocative with her man, fuck that. I'd strip naked if I had to. But see, that's the, that's the option. I gotta, I gotta, and I can have a girl like shit this is cause you know, we got the celebrity five anyway see, I'm not.

Speaker 1:

If I have a chick, I'm not gonna do it yeah, it's just a respect. Nah, at that point listen, if you have a chick, no with a chick I. You have a chick, no With a chick. I mean with a chick. No Without a chick.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, I'm getting booty butt naked. I'm doing it.

Speaker 1:

I ain't going to get booty butt naked, but I'll get down to my underwear If it's Kate.

Speaker 2:

So if Kate was like?

Speaker 5:

In her underworld outfit.

Speaker 1:

oh, hell yeah, and she'd be like hey, if she told you to get down on your knees and put your mouth down south? $1,500. Pose for the camera she giving me $1,500?.

Speaker 5:

No, you giving her $1,500. Oh, kate, yeah, kate Beckinsale, that's what you call her, right? Yeah, yeah, I'm doing it. I am doing it. I don't give a fuck what y'all say, she gonna let her put, put your, I don't care what y'all say your dreads, you gonna let her she can dry it up with them. I don't care, I'm good, that's my girl. I guess that's your one.

Speaker 2:

I mean if it comes like if you're cool and never talking to me again.

Speaker 5:

You're cool and never talking to me again.

Speaker 3:

I be talking like it ain't like how you like she gonna be my woman or nothing nah but it's, it's still a respect thing, like if you know your woman's not cool with it, from the get go say you know your woman told you, yeah, you better stand side by side, y'all gonna have a hard time convincing Joe.

Speaker 1:

Remember, like I said, the one episode we was talking about crying on shows. I was like, oh we glad Joe wasn't here.

Speaker 5:

Let me tell you something. I'm going to be real, though. Just say I mean, why wouldn't you do it though, if it's my all-time one of the chance?

Speaker 1:

I ain't going to lie, I really don't have an art being for real. I mean, I do like Halle Berry, but I'm just like whatever she hit Halle Berry and Swordfish.

Speaker 2:

Nah, hold on. She hit Moment of silence.

Speaker 5:

I mean you talking about Halle Berry now and she good to go now, but in Swordfish.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay. So everybody outside of Joe, we know if you had a man, you ain't going to do it. I'm not doing it, no, you ain't going to do it, no.

Speaker 1:

And you ain't going to do it, I wouldn't do it. Well, I'm doing it. I don't have a man either. Well, a woman.

Speaker 2:

How good is my man.

Speaker 3:

Let's go, no, no. Now you're adding levels to it. Does he treat me good?

Speaker 2:

Does he treat me all right? He treats me all right. I'm going to leave you, chris Brown, treat me right. Hey, chris Brown, treat you right and the 50 other women.

Speaker 1:

That's see, breezy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

That's that.

Speaker 2:

But again, that was. We heard that on another show where her man left him. Yeah, now that's the provocative picture. Now, had it been a normal man left him.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, now, alas, because of the provocative picture.

Speaker 2:

Now, had it been a normal picture, okay.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's what I said.

Speaker 3:

If it's a normal picture, I think it's worse especially if she knew his boundaries before she went and did that, because she obviously had to have known his boundaries for him to be leaving like that.

Speaker 2:

She didn't care.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that I saw was C.

Speaker 2:

Breezy.

Speaker 3:

For a picture, for five minutes of fame, five minutes of being on someone's lap.

Speaker 4:

That's crazy.

Speaker 2:

Now she broke up.

Speaker 3:

Throw away, however many years for that.

Speaker 2:

Now she broke up. It's ridiculous, oh well.

Speaker 3:

He's a dog owner now remember he's got to let him out.

Speaker 5:

Who's a dog owner.

Speaker 3:

Bosco, really I don't know. He don't tell me whose dog it is. He just says I found this dog and then he said I'm dog sitting, this dog and he said I own this dog. And then he says it's El Chapo's dog. Don't you know my business right down the street. I just did, I'm like nigga. I stole the dog.

Speaker 2:

I'm just kidding.

Speaker 5:

The dog was like he didn't know you by first name. Y'all on a first name basis. Boy, that motherfucker jumping all up on you and shit, he ain't jump on nobody but you. He tried to bite me.

Speaker 3:

He doesn't like me either. Yeah, he ain't come to me.

Speaker 5:

Max the dog.

Speaker 3:

He doesn't mind.

Speaker 5:

But um so provocative pictures that's it.

Speaker 1:

Listen, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it at all.

Speaker 5:

I know one of his Kate Underworld. Kate, I'm doing it.

Speaker 1:

You said Underworld, kate, he gonna do it. I don't give a damn, I'm doing it, that's.

Speaker 5:

Underworld. Kate, you gonna do it. I don't give a damn, I'm doing it.

Speaker 1:

That's funny.

Speaker 2:

So what was the story? You had, Joe.

Speaker 1:

Oh hell, here we go, let's go.

Speaker 5:

Which one? Oh no, I was listening to. Okay, just say this couple, right, you know how they all you know, mainly women always want to know about your past.

Speaker 1:

It's almost like double standards.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, it's like a double, you know. And she asked him have you ever been to threesome? He said yeah. And then she asked him have you guys ever ran a train on the girl? Oh yeah, me and my boy. We did it a couple times. And he said have you been to three? She said yeah. And he said have you ever had a train run? And she said yeah, I had a couple of them.

Speaker 1:

So now dirty bitch, he said, but now he don't want to be with her though, hey.

Speaker 5:

As he should.

Speaker 4:

I don't blame to be with her, though. Hey, what the?

Speaker 1:

hell. I'm just saying I like that as he should. I don't blame him. Use a hoe. Y'all are so wrong.

Speaker 3:

I'm thinking about that shit so wrong.

Speaker 5:

This is why you don't ask fucked up questions like that. You can't turn into a hoe. You don't ask nobody about a body count. That don't do that.

Speaker 4:

You know what I mean.

Speaker 3:

The body count is one thing but you done, got the train ran on, you bitch.

Speaker 5:

What's your body count? Limit Be honest with me.

Speaker 1:

What's your body count?

Speaker 3:

limit With a woman. Yeah, what's your body count for a man? Costco Zero. What do you mean?

Speaker 5:

For a woman. I'm just saying One Say you dating this girl, right?

Speaker 3:

Oh, like what's your? I ain't gonna ask she like what's your limit? Is that what?

Speaker 2:

we're asking.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no no.

Speaker 2:

What's gonna be your limit?

Speaker 5:

It's gonna be three niggas, I don't wanna know. Six niggas.

Speaker 1:

What's too many, what's too many, what's too many.

Speaker 5:

Probably 25, 30. That's too many. Hey, there in age you could be in a relationship or you could just be having friends with benefits. 30 is your limit. She come up and say well, I've been with about 30 guys. Wait, how old is she? It don't matter.

Speaker 3:

She's been with 30 guys, that kind of matters, that kind of matters, and she's been with 30 guys. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4:

She could be 18.

Speaker 1:

She could be wait she could be 18 with 30 guys, but when she got 40, if she's she's still only been with no, what I'm saying is if she's still been with 30 guys. You get what I'm saying.

Speaker 5:

If she tells you 30, she done, left out all the blowjobs.

Speaker 2:

Exactly yeah, you guys tripled that for blowjobs Ooh nice.

Speaker 5:

That's all. But you know, the guy had the body count and stuff, so no, and he was like oh, he can't be with her, no more Like that's fucked up. She didn't have a train.

Speaker 1:

You ain't on her, hey, man.

Speaker 5:

He should have had this conversation. You should you know you couldn't handle that shit. Y'all are wrong for your shit.

Speaker 3:

He knew he couldn't handle it. He knew he couldn't handle the shit. He should have never had the conversation. That's what made no sense.

Speaker 5:

Okay, he could never have the conversation.

Speaker 2:

No he shouldn't have had the conversation. He should have brought it up as soon as she said yes, I've had a couple trains Wait who brought up the conversation. She did, or he did, he did. That's where he messed up, right there At this point. It don't matter who brought it up? No, it don't matter, but actually it does. Because has she brought up the conversation?

Speaker 5:

Because she want to go out and do it again, potentially.

Speaker 2:

It's always potential. But see again, he's been in a couple of the trains. He's been the trainer she's been the trainee Right.

Speaker 5:

Then they should have been able to live happier than that.

Speaker 3:

Nah, I agree with you on this one.

Speaker 4:

They should have been able to live happier than that.

Speaker 5:

I agree with you on this one. Hey honey, If you get the itch, let me know. That's all you got to do.

Speaker 2:

Boom.

Speaker 5:

Problem solved. So you happily date a woman that she's like. I don't ask them kind of questions.

Speaker 2:

It ain't my fucking concern. No, I'm just saying you would happily be with a woman that wants you to bring home another guy to run the train on. Answer the question Joe Would I be?

Speaker 5:

happy with her Answer the question. I'm pretty sure I could.

Speaker 1:

You ain't got the answer, Sway.

Speaker 5:

Okay, I could.

Speaker 2:

I mean, if I'm in love, I'm in love, I can't do nothing about it, it ain't like I'm going to fall out, so she wants you to bring home another dude to run the train on her.

Speaker 5:

It ain't like I'm going to fall out of love bro.

Speaker 1:

Is it really a train or is it a threesome?

Speaker 5:

But then that's the difference. Is it a gangbang or a train? What's the difference? Oh my God.

Speaker 2:

What's the difference? Oh, that's the difference.

Speaker 5:

But we ain't going to go there.

Speaker 2:

Explain. I want to know. Inquire minds want to know.

Speaker 1:

Hey, we talking on the thing now. What do you?

Speaker 5:

mean, what's the train? You guys take turns right.

Speaker 1:

Everybody line up. Everybody line up. Okay, so that's a train.

Speaker 2:

One is in there.

Speaker 1:

All right he's done, then another one goes in the room, then he's done, then another one.

Speaker 2:

That's a train, okay, one that's a train.

Speaker 1:

A gangbang is a free fall baby. There's everybody in there.

Speaker 5:

Well, I'm talking about. A gangbang you got one in the ear, nose, mouth.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's the gangbang.

Speaker 5:

Goddamn Head, shoulder, knees and toes.

Speaker 4:

So you would consider my back, my whole back, my crack. No, why not the one in the?

Speaker 2:

front.

Speaker 3:

The train.

Speaker 2:

No, why not?

Speaker 5:

It's not the train.

Speaker 2:

The guy at the front just becomes the caboose and that's the engine, and she's just. That's not a train.

Speaker 3:

That's not a train.

Speaker 5:

Okay, that's a gang bang.

Speaker 3:

Did you just not hear what we said? It's not like an actual train.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so you hitting it from the back, she bent over eating his booty.

Speaker 1:

Is that a train? No, that's a gangbang. It's a gangbang, damn A train is one at a time. I'm learning.

Speaker 3:

It's one after the other.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, that's what a train is, one after the other. That's what we're trying to get you to understand, it's not like an actual train.

Speaker 3:

Just Google it, google it.

Speaker 2:

How is that not a gangbang too? That's what I want to say.

Speaker 1:

Next, next, it's a train, it's like assigned seating versus unassigned seating. You're still sitting down.

Speaker 3:

It's just assigned and not assigned. The train is assigned. The gangbang is unassigned.

Speaker 5:

Look, if you go in there and close the door.

Speaker 1:

Guy number one is what the first woman he's done. Guy number two is what woman number one? Then guy number three is what woman number one?

Speaker 3:

And then, as they get done, they just go ahead. They call it McDonald's orders. Sounds like a gangbang to me. Number three your order is ready.

Speaker 1:

No, the gangbang. That's what a train is to me. Number three your order is ready.

Speaker 3:

No, the gangbang when guys one through five. Or one through six.

Speaker 1:

And they all in there. That's the gangbang.

Speaker 5:

She can't even turn her head.

Speaker 1:

And she just sitting up there she double fisted, she double fisted, like with her neck going back and forth, starting to get a visual.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, because he just acted it out. He started to get a visual, he got a visual when Pascal was doing it Double fisted.

Speaker 1:

Put your hands down. You got to paint the picture. Oh, my God damn, don't you got to paint the picture?

Speaker 4:

I'm like god damn.

Speaker 1:

Don't you gotta paint the picture?

Speaker 3:

I didn't think I'd get on that.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Left right, left right.

Speaker 5:

You got no, you got oh shit Uh oh.

Speaker 1:

What we got there Double fisted.

Speaker 2:

You got moonshine in one and a beer in the other.

Speaker 3:

Bosco just has air, it's just air.

Speaker 2:

Now you do that Hold on.

Speaker 4:

That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

It's not going to look good if she does it.

Speaker 3:

It looks way not good if you do it Hold on.

Speaker 2:

It looks way better.

Speaker 1:

Because, ain't nobody going to sit up here and imagine me double fisting. Her hands are small. We just saw no but no, you double fisting Niggas are going to sit up here and be like oh dang. None of these cats even had that thought.

Speaker 5:

No, that's true.

Speaker 1:

Exactly Now you go ahead and double fist. No, my hands are standing there folded on this table. Your hands are pretty big, though I took one for the team.

Speaker 2:

Those nails are dangerous, though you ain't double fisting nobody with those.

Speaker 3:

Somebody's getting hurt.

Speaker 5:

Fuck around and scrape some out of the nuts with them, go and take a shower and soap. Hit that shit God damn. Stop, stop.

Speaker 2:

Stop.

Speaker 3:

Okay, now.

Speaker 5:

I got a visual you got to stop. Calm down, that's not a good, safe word Stop you said stop isn't a good safe word. Stop Said, stop isn't a good safe word. Not really. That's not a good one. Didn't help me none.

Speaker 1:

That's why I had to switch to bananas. That's the safe word, baby. That's the new safe word.

Speaker 5:

Bananas. You hear that now. You remember that.

Speaker 3:

I don't need to remember it, joe. Yeah, you do, no.

Speaker 5:

You hear me say bananas, you need to stop.

Speaker 4:

Bananas, bananas.

Speaker 1:

I thought pineapples was the. I thought pineapples was supposed to be a good, safe word.

Speaker 3:

Pineapples are for swingers. What was that Remember?

Speaker 5:

that one video where the dude a good safe word. Pineapples are for swingers. What was that? Remember that one video where the dude had the safe word. It was something like crazy. Mama City, mama City, some shit, yeah he couldn't remember it, or something like that. That's funny.

Speaker 2:

That shit was crazy. So back to your story. So the dude broke up with her that night.

Speaker 5:

I don't know when he broke up with her. He broke up with her that night. I don't know when he broke up with her. He broke up with her and he couldn't handle it. He couldn't handle it.

Speaker 1:

That is a lot to handle For her he shouldn't have had the conversation.

Speaker 2:

That's the problem.

Speaker 4:

First of all, you shouldn't have had that conversation. Why are you asking that question?

Speaker 5:

when you don't want to know that I do have it. You know how people give you life advice and stuff, but they say some fucked up shit when they try to give it to you yeah what is your most fucked up life advice shit you ever heard you have to come back to me on that.

Speaker 5:

I don't have to think of this, I mean you know what about you like me like my fucked up life thing was my dad, it's probably why he didn't live with us, but he said boy, women are like car tires you need five of them, rotate four and one's a spare.

Speaker 1:

Oh, but you know what I'm saying that's probably why he didn't live with us that's exactly why he ain't live you know that's 100% why he didn't live with

Speaker 5:

us. That's exactly why he didn't live.

Speaker 2:

You know. That's 100% why he didn't live with us.

Speaker 5:

I'm just saying that kind of shit. Yeah, I get it. What about you, some fucked up life advice?

Speaker 3:

My mom was crazy, so what did she tell you?

Speaker 5:

Like hey.

Speaker 3:

Mom should not be telling her kids Make sure you cuff the balls.

Speaker 2:

Oh my goodness, like hey Things. Moms should not be telling their kids, make sure you cuff the balls before you know it.

Speaker 1:

Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3:

I don't think she had that.

Speaker 5:

She didn't have that conversation with you.

Speaker 3:

It was worse.

Speaker 1:

Oh damn, oh, no, no, no, no, no, Hold on, but yeah no.

Speaker 3:

Every piece of life advice actually was bad, because she's oh my, no, I mean piece of life advice actually was bad Because she's.

Speaker 5:

I'm not saying it's good advice, I'm just saying the way they presented it was fucked up. I understood what he was trying to say, but that shit was fucked up Like saying car tires.

Speaker 3:

Basically, if a man has money, let him treat you however the hell he wants, damn.

Speaker 1:

That's pretty bad. We get deep, damn.

Speaker 4:

Yeah that's pretty bad.

Speaker 2:

Hell, we get deep on this show, that's pretty bad. Right there Y'all hear about the P Diddy case.

Speaker 5:

Hey, listen.

Speaker 1:

I got some good life advice.

Speaker 5:

I created a GoFundMe, hey here's.

Speaker 1:

We're going to play certain clips so funny. Now somebody, your brother, somebody put this on the group text, so we're going to just give you the funny clips of the week. Here's one of them, and it's a real good chuckle.

Speaker 5:

So this text say I enjoyed your time. I hope your pussy not mad at me. What do you got? Beat your fucking pussy up, nah. So what the fuck have you been doing loud? Break your fucking glass.

Speaker 4:

I'm not going to lie to you. We was going to do it, but it didn't fit.

Speaker 5:

What the fuck you mean it didn't fit. It didn't fit. Man, couches don't fit in doors and shit like that. What the fuck I fit? What the fuck you mean I fit. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck you mean it didn't fit.

Speaker 4:

I mean his dick was too big, it wouldn't fit, oh shit.

Speaker 5:

That's how big dick pics matter, bitch.

Speaker 3:

What the the dude on the back? He's just rolling Every time.

Speaker 2:

I see that I start hey.

Speaker 1:

Wait, that's a Wait. Whose is this? Well, I know the. I don't know who put it out, but shout out to Is it Bella Butcher? It says, hey, whoever the cat in the back was, he had me dead, If y'all seen it.

Speaker 2:

I mean, obviously it's not new, but what do y'all think about this whole stereotype? That shit is hilarious, so stereotype black people don't change out their smoke detector batteries.

Speaker 3:

They don't they what? Every video you hear that.

Speaker 2:

Every video, that's all. Every single video, every video.

Speaker 1:

I got one for y'all you hear that. How many do you hear right now?

Speaker 3:

I swear to God, I heard your house don't count. It don't fit any stereotype. I heard one yesterday.

Speaker 1:

I swear to God, your house don't count. It don't fit any stereotype. I heard one yesterday.

Speaker 4:

I was like.

Speaker 1:

I was like, ah, Gotta change it. Yeah, hell yeah. I'd even take the battery out and just leave it on the counter, Like if I go to look and see if I don't have any, to make sure that you know, okay, yeah, I gotta you know, to go get a battery to go throw in there it's crazy, cause they're all hardwired nah, nah, disconnect all that shit oh, you disconnect all your yeah bitch.

Speaker 5:

Burn to the ground.

Speaker 2:

Burn to the ground hey, joe is something else I hope your insurance company ain't hearing this that if it burns to the ground, it burns to the ground.

Speaker 1:

The thought, views and opinions.

Speaker 5:

How they gonna know it's disconnected.

Speaker 3:

Shit be melted, gone it's melted in the garage when it was upstairs.

Speaker 4:

I ain't got a smoke detector out here in the garage.

Speaker 3:

All five of them. I changed them.

Speaker 2:

There was no batteries in there. You know, they're gonna check that too. I changed them. There was no batteries in it.

Speaker 5:

You know they're going to check that too. I changed them. They're brand fucking new.

Speaker 4:

See, that's a crazy stereotype. You see that on everything.

Speaker 3:

Everything.

Speaker 5:

It's a stereotype.

Speaker 1:

What's the next clip? Y'all ready? Yes, now, this is my favorite commercial. I don't know why this commercial had me in stitches, but shout out to Snickers All right game hey do you guys want to do a little?

Speaker 4:

swap I mean, yeah, I could be into it?

Speaker 2:

Would I like move in with Tyler, or is it just more you?

Speaker 4:

know one-time casual thing.

Speaker 2:

I was talking about switching up teams for fun.

Speaker 3:

Of course.

Speaker 4:

His face. Whose turn is it anyway? Tyler's apparently. All right, you guys want to do a little swap.

Speaker 2:

I mean, yeah, I could be into it, just like a one-time casual thing with Tyler, or I was talking about switching up teams for fun.

Speaker 4:

I don't like this game.

Speaker 1:

They got two different versions. Dog man listen.

Speaker 5:

I saw the commercial yesterday and I was like you know what.

Speaker 1:

Let me share with our Germany friends. Shout out to Germany.

Speaker 2:

Those commercials over there be provocative.

Speaker 1:

And this Well, actually, this one, this one, it's actually here. Is it here? Yeah, but y'all that shit just be having me in stitches Because she man the chick, start. Now. Here's my question. So you sitting up here, you and your significant other going, you know, visiting friends, y'all playing a game and they talk about swapping and your significant other like, oh yeah, we can do this, talking about the sexual swap Nope, hey, how you Wait.

Speaker 2:

Hey, you saw the look on homeboy's face.

Speaker 1:

Man, I'd be like what the hell we doing?

Speaker 2:

Exactly. So I mean one, I mean.

Speaker 1:

I gotta leave you here. Yeah, you can do whatever you got excited. Yeah, you got too excited about the swap.

Speaker 2:

We already know what Joe gonna do. How about you?

Speaker 5:

About what.

Speaker 2:

Oh, no Joe.

Speaker 1:

Joe.

Speaker 2:

Joe's swapping like a bug hey switch, don't even ask.

Speaker 3:

Be like, tell me, tell me Switch.

Speaker 2:

We already know what Joe gonna do, what you gonna do, jess.

Speaker 3:

I feel like situations are circumstantial.

Speaker 2:

You're using big words, hold on. Dang Double down for us.

Speaker 5:

I don't understand what you're saying. You're going, you're in and out.

Speaker 1:

Hey, she's. She's trying to put One foot in One foot out, joe Shake it all about.

Speaker 2:

Circumstantial.

Speaker 3:

Well, am I having A good sex? Life With my partner, or am I not?

Speaker 1:

No, your partner Is sitting right there. I know Do.

Speaker 2:

I have a good sex life with him, so you guys go out with some friends this doesn't make and they're like let's switch.

Speaker 3:

If we're having a bad sex life, I'd be like, okay, let's spice it up, try something new, since obviously this fucking sucks.

Speaker 2:

So you just go.

Speaker 3:

But if it's good, then I'd be like nah.

Speaker 2:

I'm good, you just going to be. That's kind of selfish.

Speaker 1:

It's not, it is selfish.

Speaker 3:

If I'm having a bad sex life with him. He's having a bad sex life with me. It's bad for both of us. How do you know that?

Speaker 5:

That's kind of selfish right.

Speaker 3:

You know what I mean.

Speaker 5:

He's getting his If you're having a good sex life with him. You'd be like girl, you got to try this, no.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, damn, no, well, damn, nah, nah, if it was good she wouldn't want to give it up. Uh-uh, I'm just saying Damn Joe, you got some bad experience.

Speaker 3:

I feel like that's a conversation who's got bad experience?

Speaker 2:

You had a girl, say, girl, you need to try this who.

Speaker 5:

Me. Yeah, have I had a girl say that.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know. That's good Joe. It is good Because your woman shouldn't want you to If you was hitting it right. She ain't going to want nobody else man please, it's just that good I got to share this shit.

Speaker 1:

She got to share the goodness Joe.

Speaker 4:

This creamy chocolate. Goodness bro, you want to get on here too.

Speaker 5:

Say something and so I can get up and walk out. Yeah, I think that. Wait, let me see.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think that might, that might be all my, all my my funny clips.

Speaker 4:

Oh no, you know what I do.

Speaker 1:

I do have Wait. I do have one more. One more funny clip Right here, and Let me see. I do have a wait. I do have one more, one more funny clip right here, and let me see. Hold up, okay, here it is.

Speaker 4:

Is he off their crackers? Show them everybody.

Speaker 2:

Bernadette, you had this goddamn job for three weeks and you wonder why you keep getting fired.

Speaker 5:

Please Did you hear what he said he talking about Ritz or goddamn saltines.

Speaker 3:

Hello.

Speaker 4:

Is he off their crackers? Show it to everybody.

Speaker 1:

How in the hell. How in the hell.

Speaker 5:

How in the hell, where the hell, you find this shit at?

Speaker 2:

Man, this is all over the internet. You know, we have a podcast right.

Speaker 1:

We gotta entertain the people. Joe, we've been doing this since 2020. I know we gotta evolve a little bit. Man, I watch stuff.

Speaker 5:

But you know, hey see, you gotta bring, you gotta be like 2020. I know, we got to evolve a little bit, man, hey, people say that to me, I watch stuff.

Speaker 1:

But you know, hey, so you got to bring some. You got to be like oh, like your two topics, hey, we here to make people laugh.

Speaker 5:

Did you see that it's for you to understand, I was telling Bosco like with the fucked up advice and stuff, whatever, if I had a son I'd be like, hey, man Women like Pokemon.

Speaker 4:

Gotta catch them, all Gotta catch them all you would.

Speaker 5:

If I had a son.

Speaker 3:

Everyone. Thank God that Joe does not have a son right now I believe me, Because he'd be playing everybody.

Speaker 5:

I thank him too it really is a double standard.

Speaker 2:

Everybody playing everybody. I thank him too. It really is a double standard.

Speaker 3:

Everybody, it is I thank him too.

Speaker 1:

It is Because you got a boy, I got a boy, you got a girl, steve got a girl.

Speaker 5:

What kind of advice you?

Speaker 1:

give your son Chris.

Speaker 2:

What kind of advice you give your son Be careful.

Speaker 5:

That's it, I don't.

Speaker 2:

Are you serious? Is that what you?

Speaker 3:

gave. That's all.

Speaker 5:

Wrap it up, you better tell that boy to do it.

Speaker 3:

I mean like dads with sons are like Nothing. Dads with sons are like oh man you were with. Tracy yesterday. What do you mean? You're with Sophia today, dang, that's what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, I'd be like, and then if it's a daughter, just be like you're talking to somebody you ain't give a dad to tell you oh yeah, no, oh hell no yeah no, no.

Speaker 4:

It's mostly like that.

Speaker 1:

So my daughter is not allowed to date till 35, 40 years old.

Speaker 5:

What if your son had one of them hot teachers that was giving that stuff away in school as long?

Speaker 2:

as he doesn't, don't tell his friends. Okay, hey, you know what I'm going to tell him.

Speaker 3:

What if a daughter was with a hot man?

Speaker 5:

No See what the hell, it's a double standard. This is what you do. Sit your old ass down somewhere.

Speaker 1:

Hey, you sit up here and be like now. You don't want me to tell your mama, do you, when she live? Oh, Take me over there.

Speaker 5:

I need to. I'll tell you what I'll be like. You said, miss Johnson. I said, hey, you come home with a motherfucking B. I'm beating your ass, simple as that. So whatever you do, you better get an A. You gotta do the alphabet on that motherfucker All the way to A.

Speaker 1:

You think it's bad, that it's a double standard.

Speaker 3:

I think it's yeah.

Speaker 5:

That sucks, doesn't it?

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 5:

I know we don't make the rules, I just think it's.

Speaker 3:

Wrong is wrong. Like I don't make the rules, I just think it's wrong is wrong.

Speaker 1:

Cause, listen your son, come home, dad.

Speaker 3:

Because if you're teaching, you gave me my first blowjob.

Speaker 5:

Who was it? I'm cracking a beer with him.

Speaker 2:

Miss.

Speaker 4:

Parker, now your daughter.

Speaker 1:

Lil Cece comes home. Dad, I just gave my first blowjob.

Speaker 3:

Well, she would never say that she grounded. She grounded.

Speaker 1:

I'm taking her to the hospital. So her mouth shut.

Speaker 3:

Okay, listen, if you have a son and a daughter and you're doing that double standard, right?

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 3:

You're teaching your son.

Speaker 1:

Life is a double standard. Oh, go ahead.

Speaker 3:

Stop interrupting me tonight.

Speaker 1:

Life is a double standard, but like.

Speaker 3:

So you're teaching your son basically to break someone's heart, essentially.

Speaker 4:

How.

Speaker 3:

Essentially Because you're teaching him to cheat. If you're telling him to go with the next one, go with the next one. Go with the next one, right.

Speaker 2:

I mean he's going to make his decision. It's not cheating.

Speaker 3:

And then you're with your daughter, like find a man who treats you right. Who's teaching these men to treat women right? Who?

Speaker 1:

The daddy.

Speaker 3:

No, because you're teaching your son wrong.

Speaker 1:

No, you tell him, I'm treating you, treat your lady like how I treat your mother.

Speaker 3:

That's not how it works.

Speaker 2:

Listen, if my son came home with a different woman every night, I would sit down and talk to him.

Speaker 1:

No, you can't do that, you can't.

Speaker 2:

You need to.

Speaker 5:

What are you going to say? What are you going to say? No, key Like what are you going to say to?

Speaker 3:

him. I mean, I'd be like no, I'd be like what are we doing here, son yeah.

Speaker 1:

Like, come on, we need to slow down. Like if he just like dating, yeah, I'm like kind of arrangement he has.

Speaker 5:

You got to have a conversation with him.

Speaker 2:

I'd have the conversation with him. But again I'd be like what are we doing here?

Speaker 3:

Got to catch them all, joe, you so wrong for your shit.

Speaker 1:

See there, you go right there. See we trying to teach our kids the proper way.

Speaker 5:

I'm going to tell you some fundamental truths in this life. Dogs are made, not born. Just remember that.

Speaker 1:

Hey, is that that? Hey, do we need some?

Speaker 5:

I'm just saying. Dogs are made, not born.

Speaker 2:

The main difference is women can get pregnant.

Speaker 5:

Since. When.

Speaker 3:

Joe.

Speaker 5:

No, I'm just saying that you didn't even have to make that statement.

Speaker 2:

I'm just saying. That's why it's a double standard. Women can get pregnant. Women can get pregnant.

Speaker 3:

Okay, so your daughter's infertile.

Speaker 2:

She's infertile, then that gives her what Catch them all?

Speaker 3:

No, hell, no.

Speaker 5:

Stick the needle in them, put that implant in there and call it good.

Speaker 2:

No she's infertile.

Speaker 4:

I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2:

She can't get pregnant. But, why would she be infertile? She ain't be fucking 12, 13, whatever I'm talking about like when they get 18, 19.

Speaker 3:

Like 18, 19 year like college age.

Speaker 1:

Once they graduate high school.

Speaker 5:

Well, I mean you know, you know they go to college. I don't know. I think they have those implants to put them in around 15, 16 college age, Dang I think you should be on birth control Regardless.

Speaker 3:

if you have kids like you, should put them on birth control.

Speaker 4:

No, no, no, Because kids are going to do kids.

Speaker 1:

That's what the implants are.

Speaker 5:

About what age you think?

Speaker 3:

What age are they doing it?

Speaker 1:

No, I said about what age should? About 16, 17?, 18, 16. God.

Speaker 4:

I don't know when did you start For?

Speaker 3:

birth control like 14. Okay, Whenever you start your period.

Speaker 5:

Nah, that's too young.

Speaker 3:

My daughter started early. After you started, my mother was like eight years old High school. If you have a period, I'm not kidding. I tried to say that on live, but that was like eight years old. I don't know. It's just, I don't know. I mean, it's all a mess. I think you should just not encourage any of that. Oh y'all, stay home.

Speaker 5:

You're backtracking, ollie. If you're going to give birth control, give birth control. Yeah, ollie. If you're going to give them birth control, give them birth control.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, I think you should give your kids birth control.

Speaker 5:

Like I said, you got to have all the tests. You know some of the birth control.

Speaker 2:

I think it's just all different. Talk to your kids about being responsible.

Speaker 3:

That's all it comes down to yeah, that's worked every single time that a parent has talked about that.

Speaker 5:

How responsible were you at 16?.

Speaker 2:

I was responsible for you at 16.

Speaker 5:

I was very responsible, joe, you need to quit that booze man.

Speaker 2:

I came from a military family.

Speaker 5:

14 and 15 I didn't know how to put a condom on, I just pretended I did so you was irresponsible.

Speaker 2:

Damn you was irresponsible, joe.

Speaker 5:

I didn't know you had to unroll that motherfucker Damn.

Speaker 4:

Damn. I didn't know you had to unroll that motherfucker. Damn, damn.

Speaker 5:

I did. You know I'm a man. We don't read directions, instructions and shit man. We don't do no instructions. It took me four hours to put this table together.

Speaker 4:

Oh Hell, no, put this table together. Oh hell no.

Speaker 5:

You put a condom on. I sure did.

Speaker 2:

No, I think today's youth is getting more and more responsible.

Speaker 5:

They ain't getting no more responsible.

Speaker 3:

They worse now, bro? No, they're worse.

Speaker 2:

Well, because with the internet, Because I don't hear they're seeing things a lot earlier than you used to be able to. One of my boys just graduated high school. One's still in high school. I don't hear them talk about any of their friends getting pregnant or anything.

Speaker 5:

Not to you.

Speaker 4:

Nah.

Speaker 5:

They're more. I don't know. They probably don't Talk to you about it.

Speaker 2:

I ask them Like you guys got friends, you got, you know you? You sound like.

Speaker 5:

You sound like An interrogator. You got friends. You got pregnant.

Speaker 2:

I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

Speaker 5:

What's going on? My kids won't tell me shit At the school.

Speaker 3:

At the school house. I'm not gonna tell you Cause I knew plenty of people that were getting pregnant when I was in high school.

Speaker 5:

Wow, around the wrong crowd. Well, it's also where I live.

Speaker 3:

Depends on where you live and stuff.

Speaker 1:

That's why you know he live in a high tax bracket neighborhood.

Speaker 3:

No, no, nobody getting pregnant in a high tax bracket neighborhood.

Speaker 1:

They take care of those Right.

Speaker 3:

See, exactly, they take care of those Like us. It's silence.

Speaker 1:

Like us, you know.

Speaker 3:

We don't have the funds to take care of it.

Speaker 1:

We grew up in second aid housing. That's the zip codes we live in. I'm just letting y'all know, man.

Speaker 2:

No business or no views Like man.

Speaker 1:

Let's see, it's hard, though, like man.

Speaker 2:

See, I don't know, like I didn't have it's hard, though, I mean I can see it.

Speaker 5:

On the real thing. It's like, I think it's.

Speaker 1:

I mean, I don't have kids Since the age gap. It's like really.

Speaker 5:

It's hard to yeah. First you have to decipher the language. Yeah that's true, that's the first thing, you don't know what the fuck they talking about. Half the time you don't know what the fuck they talking about half the time.

Speaker 3:

You don't. You don't even know big words, joe, you don't know what nobody's talking about.

Speaker 5:

That's cap. That's cap. You have to sit there and decipher the language Bet, bet.

Speaker 2:

We've been saying bet for a long time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we've been saying that a long time I can't even think of anything.

Speaker 5:

You talking about me. You're a little behind your damn self.

Speaker 3:

I am, I'm hanging out with y'all.

Speaker 1:

You're learning Do you see anybody my age in this room. That's hurtful.

Speaker 5:

Oh, I'm sorry Y'all are young, looking young today, looking young. Thank you, I guess You're doing us a favor.

Speaker 4:

Come to your goddamn group home.

Speaker 3:

I'm going to close my community hours.

Speaker 1:

Hey, that's why she show back up.

Speaker 3:

I need to go chill with my AARP friends, I'm putting this on my resume as caretaking experience.

Speaker 2:

You know, what that's cap. See See. I feel bad, see See.

Speaker 4:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

I feel bad, I'm weak.

Speaker 3:

I'll put you down as a reference You're going to help me out to my car.

Speaker 2:

You can help an old man out to his car. Do you need help?

Speaker 1:

sir Can.

Speaker 2:

I carry your bag.

Speaker 1:

Joe, what we got in there. What's your drink of choice?

Speaker 2:

Moonshine man, I want me to drink that.

Speaker 1:

Joe, a real one boy, let me tell you two of those you can't drink this I can drink it. Hair on my chest.

Speaker 3:

I can drink hair on my chest.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, we don't want to see that, not even that one string when you get old and shit.

Speaker 5:

I don't even want to see that one.

Speaker 1:

I want to get the one One little titty hair by the nipple.

Speaker 5:

I'm so sick of you. Not even that one got that. Gotta rip that mother out of there oh my goodness bikini, wax your chest.

Speaker 2:

So tell us about this Love Island show you was oh, love Island yeah, I love, love Island so what's so good about it? The?

Speaker 3:

drama. It's on Peacock, yeah okay, love Island on, yeah I love Love Island, so what's so good about it?

Speaker 1:

The drama.

Speaker 3:

It's on Peacock yeah.

Speaker 1:

Okay, Love Island on Peacock.

Speaker 3:

It's, I don't know. This season is not even nobody's like falling in love with everybody, but there's so much good drama.

Speaker 1:

Is it yes? How many seasons are they?

Speaker 3:

This is season seven of USA.

Speaker 2:

What's the premise of the show?

Speaker 3:

So basically you go into, you're trying to win $100,000 with your couple. So you're trying to couple up with somebody, Make America believe that y'all are actually like feeling each other, like you guys will be a good couple, et cetera. America votes on or wherever it is. Well, there's Love Island UK and there's Love Island USA. So America votes on USA obviously.

Speaker 3:

And you win the money with your couple, with your person. Okay, but they go through all these different challenges where you have to couple up with different people. People leave the island, et cetera, et cetera. They're on Fiji, they go to Fiji and they film this. And then there's Casa Amor, where the men or the women, whichever one, get sent to a different house and all these new people come in. So they have bombshells that show up that are new people to try and break up these couples and it's just like so scandalous Because, like whenever the men are in Casa, the girls are also getting new men. So the new men come in for the girls and the new women come in for the guys.

Speaker 2:

You dirty, could you be?

Speaker 3:

on a show like that.

Speaker 4:

I'm weak.

Speaker 5:

Joe, I would think you'd be the one person. I'm weak. I'd fail that test. You'd fail, Joe, Shit yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'm weak. I failed that test.

Speaker 5:

That's good. You a fail, joe Shit, yeah, I'm weak, weak.

Speaker 3:

You'll be kicked off the island. Episode two People are like I love you. People are like Joe got to go America want me back. Joe got to go home, america want me back, they're keeping her out for viewing.

Speaker 2:

Joe will fall in love with the first woman as soon as he go off to that house.

Speaker 1:

So is it like how they have the Bachelor and Bachelorette? Is it just a different concept?

Speaker 3:

It's different. The Bachelor and Bachelorette is different because that's one woman being pursued by like 20 guys and one guy being pursued by 20 girls.

Speaker 1:

Love Island is they're all messing around.

Speaker 3:

I thought I saw challenges where it's like you have to kiss all these different people. Everybody swaps and spit everybody, and their mom is swapping spit and it's just all beautiful like, oh my god. And then it's just, there's so much drama people and listen.

Speaker 1:

People don't even look like that it's just good, that's like they get these people. People do not look like that Gorgeous people.

Speaker 3:

Like every single day there's.

Speaker 1:

The guys are all like ripped, the girls all have.

Speaker 3:

In this season.

Speaker 1:

I saw one on the news. He just got. I saw him on the news. He got interviewed this weekend. I don't like that one.

Speaker 2:

I don't like that one. I don't like that one. You know him.

Speaker 3:

No, I don't know any of them personally. If I did know them, you let Love Island age.

Speaker 2:

No, you wouldn't go on Love Island.

Speaker 3:

No.

Speaker 2:

No entrance.

Speaker 3:

I'd go last season when they had all the hot guys. They don't have the hot guys this season.

Speaker 2:

Oh, it's just hot girls. What are you figuring? You and I grow, that's not that good they just need to do it. They did a show with regular people. Don't take my word for that.

Speaker 3:

Everyone has preferences, but not my preference. I'm also swapping suits with everybody and your mom.

Speaker 2:

If you on the show, though, what disease you got you on the show? You have to do it for the show.

Speaker 1:

No, you know, they make them, do all them.

Speaker 5:

Oh they make them, do all them. Oh yeah, they make them do all that.

Speaker 4:

I don't know.

Speaker 3:

I don't think I'd be good at that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you get jealous easily.

Speaker 3:

No, it's for that.

Speaker 4:

That camera, though, Like you mean I have to go, I have to wake up at 6 am they turn all the lights on everything.

Speaker 3:

Be hot in an hour and go look hot for all these people walking in here and then go to this challenge and try to look hot during this challenge. That usually it's all nasty shit and then you got to go back to the villa, change again, get hot again and then go back and do the night stuff and then go to bed and try and look hot while you're sleeping.

Speaker 5:

It's not like you're afraid of a little hard work.

Speaker 3:

That's a lot of hard work.

Speaker 4:

Yes, I am afraid of a little hard work.

Speaker 3:

Yes, I am. I'm a lot afraid of hard work. Yes, I am afraid of a little hard work?

Speaker 5:

Yes, I am. I'm a lot afraid of hard work. Okay, yeah, you just want the easy route out.

Speaker 2:

Come pick me up, I'm just kidding, okay, so listen, so you're getting a free vacation out of it, right?

Speaker 5:

And a chance to win $100,000.

Speaker 2:

And a chance to win $100,000.

Speaker 5:

And find love.

Speaker 3:

I don't have the.

Speaker 2:

And get famous.

Speaker 3:

I don't have the fakeness in my soul to do that. You ain't got no fake. Yes, you do. I'm supposed to act like I'm in love with this person after I just met them last week. No, you never know.

Speaker 5:

Sorry, you might meet somebody. It's for the camera. No, you might meet somebody, you might see it.

Speaker 2:

Do it for the gram Francois might be right Francois might be right.

Speaker 5:

Love at First Sight, right there on the thing. Yes, and they got one of them too, don't they?

Speaker 1:

Don't they have like a marriage at First Sight?

Speaker 3:

They have. Love is Blind. Love is Blind I like, love is Blind. I like Love is Blind too Is that, the one that's on Netflix, which?

Speaker 2:

one is on Netflix. Yes, love is Blind Are they on an island, don't look at me like that, joe.

Speaker 5:

I know I saw, I don't know, that's why I thought you know damn well, do not look at me like that.

Speaker 2:

Joe.

Speaker 3:

Well, they have Temptation Island. Temptation Island is good. Hey, that's your life.

Speaker 2:

Let me live. Temptation Island is good. What is that? That's on it?

Speaker 3:

It's pre-existing couples.

Speaker 1:

Going in.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, new people come in trying to tempt them out of their couple that they've already been in for years.

Speaker 1:

I'm definitely not doing that, no.

Speaker 2:

But you win money, I mean if you go on that show, there's something wrong with your relationship.

Speaker 3:

Obviously yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

You're looking for a reason.

Speaker 3:

That's crazy.

Speaker 2:

But Love is Blind. I like, because they don't see each other.

Speaker 1:

Hey, that's when you sit up there and I wonder, on Temptation Island, how many of them couples I mean, unless you really got to prove it or whatever aren't truly, truly couples. But they'd be like, hey, we're going to act like we're a couple.

Speaker 3:

Just your best friend.

Speaker 1:

You're like, let's go, man To go on this show Because they don't I mean they don't know.

Speaker 2:

Nah, because I think they're vetting these people like crazy. They have to Because on Love is Blind, a couple seasons ago there was two people on there that knew each other. So when they went to the pods so they go into the pods for like two weeks they have to date through these pods they don't even see them right.

Speaker 2:

Right and they started talking. They're like oh, oh, it's oh. And so she made accusations like like oh, he came on this show because of me, trying to get back with me and all this. There's all types of drama on there. You know which one I'm talking?

Speaker 3:

about. I didn't see that one I'm trying to think what season it was, but yeah, wow, yeah so damn, but then they're talking about.

Speaker 2:

You know how people go in these pods. They start talking and they, you know, like, oh, you're only on here to be famous, and stuff like that, and which, which, it's true, a lot of people are only on there to be famous.

Speaker 3:

That is very true. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Them people. They are, yeah, so they're trying to vet.

Speaker 1:

Trying to get their Instagram numbers up.

Speaker 2:

They're trying to vet these people a lot more, just like oh no, we want people that really come on here for the experience, right, not for I also wouldn't be able to be on the violin I could.

Speaker 5:

I'd be in the pool all day.

Speaker 1:

No judgment here you wouldn't, get me out of that pool.

Speaker 3:

You would send me home, but at least I was in the pool all day. No judgment here. I'm not in the pool.

Speaker 2:

Hey, I know that's my dirty little secret Love is blind.

Speaker 1:

Anybody see 28 Years Later.

Speaker 3:

No, no, don't spoil it, I want to see it so bad I ain't going to spoil it. Is it good Listen? I just watched 28 Days. I'm not going to spoil it Saying it's good is not spoiling it.

Speaker 5:

I want you to form your own opinion. I finally watched the Amateurs. Though it's good, I liked it.

Speaker 1:

Oh, the Amateurs is good.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, I finally watched it.

Speaker 1:

That's good the.

Speaker 2:

Amateurs. That is good. So I just watched 28 Days. I'm going to watch 28 Weeks.

Speaker 3:

And then you have to watch 28 Months.

Speaker 1:

I want to watch 28 Weeks.

Speaker 3:

It's only three 28 Days, 28 Weeks, 28 Years.

Speaker 2:

I just watched 28 Days.

Speaker 4:

So now you got to watch 28 Weeks.

Speaker 3:

One of my favorite Killian Murphy movies.

Speaker 1:

The Craven dude Is in the new one, 28 years later.

Speaker 3:

He's in Craven. What's his name? Aaron.

Speaker 1:

Yeah Him.

Speaker 3:

Whatever the hell, taylor yeah.

Speaker 2:

Well, I don't understand. So there's zombies, though right Kinda.

Speaker 3:

It's a rage virus Kinda is yeah. They're not able to control themselves.

Speaker 1:

So, yeah, think about it remember when them people was on them bath salts yeah remember back in the day when people was doing the bath salts like that. That's pretty much that's what was in my head. Formula One yeah, brad Pitt, that's that today and Damson Edris, yeah, it comes out this week Huh.

Speaker 2:

They've been advertising. Oh no, Hell yeah, I want to see that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I want to see that Jurassic Park. That's next week. I want to watch Jurassic Park Elio, let's see what else is out.

Speaker 2:

So the last Jurassic Park, they brought everybody out back, right? Or was that a couple Jurassic Parks?

Speaker 5:

They got my girl in this one, though, scarlett Johansson.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh, I agree.

Speaker 5:

Colin Yost must be enjoying that. Colin Yost.

Speaker 1:

Oh snap.

Speaker 5:

Oh snap, she just had a baby.

Speaker 1:

Hey, megan 2.0. Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, megan 2.0 was out. I need to see it, megan 2.0.

Speaker 3:

Get that off my screen. Get that little girl off my screen Formula 1 how to Train your Dragon.

Speaker 1:

I saw that my screen Get that little girl off my screen. Formula One how to Train your Dragon. I saw that.

Speaker 3:

Was it good?

Speaker 1:

28 years later Ballerina.

Speaker 3:

I want to see Ballerina. I heard Ballerina's really good.

Speaker 1:

Elio.

Speaker 5:

Brightheart, I'll probably watch that Brightheart is with.

Speaker 1:

Oh man, what's a homegirl's name?

Speaker 4:

Who.

Speaker 1:

I forget her name? What?

Speaker 5:

is it now?

Speaker 1:

Bright Heart, bright Heart. I don't know. I guess it got something to do with a wedding. That bring her back was good.

Speaker 3:

Bridehead, oh no.

Speaker 1:

Bright Heart. What's her name? Rebel Wilson. That Bring Her Back was good. Bridehead, oh, no, bride Heart. Bride Heart, yeah, what's her name? Rebel Wilson. Yeah, rebel Wilson. Okay, I didn't want to say Amy Schumer.

Speaker 3:

I didn't even see that one.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, there's some good movies coming out this summer though, right yeah, so.

Speaker 1:

Megan 2.0. So no on Megan 2.0?

Speaker 3:

so no on Megan 2.0? Hell, no, really I didn't. She irritates me, it's annoying.

Speaker 5:

You didn't watch the first one.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's just annoying.

Speaker 1:

I'm about to beat your ass. You got to be nice for the people in Germany, just because I'm white don't mean, I look like her. Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 5:

You do kind of look like her who? No, I don't.

Speaker 1:

Megan 2.0? Not at all, yeah you do?

Speaker 3:

Hair color, different Eye color, different Facial structure, different Body different.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm trying to think who you look like, jennifer.

Speaker 3:

No, I don't look like anybody.

Speaker 5:

Megan.

Speaker 1:

Stop Megan 2.5?.

Speaker 2:

Megan 3.0. Superman in a couple weeks and then Smurfs a week after that.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, the Smurfs. So you gotta go out and see your movies. I didn't know they was coming with a.

Speaker 3:

Smurfs movie.

Speaker 1:

Hey, I got a fun fact. I don't know if I said this already. Y'all know Gargamel made Smurfette. Yes, I did know that. I did not, or if I did, I forgot.

Speaker 5:

Gargamel named Smurfette.

Speaker 1:

He made her, he made her To catch him.

Speaker 5:

Gotta catch him off.

Speaker 1:

See what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

He tried to. He didn't learn them out.

Speaker 3:

It's a woman, get shit Every time. I'm going to give y'all a tip today, you learn them

Speaker 2:

out, it's a look, it's a woman.

Speaker 5:

It's a woman, exactly. Get you Every time. I'm going to give you all a tip today. My line this is going to be a good tip. Oh no, go to VIP stream and you can watch those movies on your phone.

Speaker 1:

Now I'm going to tell you this there's nothing like the movie experience. I used to do that like the movie experience.

Speaker 3:

I used to do that.

Speaker 1:

Do you know, when you don't go to the movies, you're robbing yourself of the experience.

Speaker 5:

Oh, I go to the movies. I'm the type person I go for the popcorn.

Speaker 1:

I'm talking to the people, but I know you love popcorn, hey, especially, come on. You don't want to watch Formula One on your phone, do you? I mean now, if you don't want to watch Formula 1 on your phone, do you I?

Speaker 2:

mean now, if you don't have, if you don't have the means, why you give it that look?

Speaker 5:

I was just putting it out there for the people that don't go to the movies for the people that don't go to the movies.

Speaker 1:

Go to the movies at least to see Formula 1. If you want to see, like Megan 2.0, okay. But don't, I want to see the movies At the movie I want to.

Speaker 2:

Now there's certain movies I want to see at the movie, like I want to see Superman. You hear that that was a car.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's how they call it Adobe Digital.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'm telling you Sounded just like it.

Speaker 3:

Outside.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, man, that shit is so loud. You been out there, I'm telling you Sounded just like it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying Outside. Yeah man, that shit is so loud. You been out there, I am left, what?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, not for an actual race, but when I went out there they were just practicing.

Speaker 5:

No, I went out there For a race. That shit is so fucking loud.

Speaker 2:

I've been out there For a NASCAR and a Formula 1 and you think that's loud.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I've never seen Formula 1.

Speaker 5:

Monster trucks are louder than that. Monster trucks are loud.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I've seen monster trucks.

Speaker 5:

Monster trucks are loud.

Speaker 1:

And them damn dirt bikes. Just the whole time. You just hear the ying, ying, ying.

Speaker 2:

The F1, like the F1, because I was out at PIR watching one of those F1 races. The races, the difference between that and NASCAR. Nascar, they race in packs, right yeah, so you get a little break 4-1, and then them cars just vroom vroom, vroom, them things fly.

Speaker 4:

They're so damn fast.

Speaker 1:

Yeah they go, they fly, boy man.

Speaker 4:

The crashes are louder.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, shit Sounds like an earthquake when they crash Anyway, hey, we told you all the movies, we gave you all our love island, that's right oh, we already talked about straw. Oh, the poop cruise, I haven't watched it they're still using that boat there's no way they're not using that boat they wouldn't, demolish it, would they? I just watched a video. They still using it.

Speaker 3:

That it was still like floating around.

Speaker 1:

Oh, the poop cruise boat. Yes, really, what's the poop?

Speaker 3:

cruise boat. I've heard people say it's still being used.

Speaker 1:

Hey, there's a boat Now. I don't even know the whole story, but once again y'all know we don't fact check. It got stuck at sea. I guess the power went out and then the toilet stopped flushing and everything Okay, and I guess it started backing up.

Speaker 3:

It was so bad you couldn't go inside.

Speaker 1:

So that's why they call it the poop cruise you had to stay outside. Yeah, I want to see that documentary. Why?

Speaker 5:

don't they just sink it?

Speaker 3:

Because there's a whole bunch of people on a cruise.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, people stuck out there for four days.

Speaker 3:

They were stuck.

Speaker 5:

Now the people's off of it right.

Speaker 1:

Well, it's happened a few years ago.

Speaker 5:

I guess, but it's on Netflix, just sync it?

Speaker 1:

Oh, I don't know. Anyway, thank y'all for listening. We had Joe, just Jess Sherrod, aka Silky.

Speaker 2:

I haven't been Silky in a minute.

Speaker 5:

Yeah. I'm always Silky man, I'm going to have a hood.

Speaker 1:

Hey, I thought Silky was going to come out today.

Speaker 5:

Silky came out a little bit. Yeah, I watched Love Island. Yeah, love is blind. Yeah, I watched Love Island. Yeah, love is blind.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, love is blind. We are out of here Married at first sight. Holla hey, max Peace.

Speaker 2:

Woof. Yes, holla, talk your shit, max.