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Would You Pay $1,500 for a Provocative Photo with Your Celebrity Crush?
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What happens when respect, boundaries, and celebrity crushes collide? This week's episode dives headfirst into the controversial world of Chris Brown's meet-and-greet photos, sparking a heated debate about relationship boundaries that will have you questioning where you draw your own lines.
With special guest Jess joining Bosco, Joe, and Shyrod (and a surprise appearance from Max the dog), we tackle the tough question: would you pay $1,500 for provocative photos with a celebrity if you were in a committed relationship? One woman's boyfriend broke up with her over exactly that scenario, and our panel doesn't hold back their opinions on whether he was justified. The conversation reveals fascinating differences in how men and women approach these situations, with Jess firmly stating she wouldn't disrespect her partner that way.
The discussion naturally evolves into exploring relationship double standards, from the questions we should never ask our partners (hint: sexual history is a minefield) to the problematic advice many of us received growing up. Joe shares some eyebrow-raising "wisdom" passed down from his father about treating women like "car tires," which explains a lot about his dating philosophy. We also candidly break down the differences between certain group activities (you'll have to listen to understand) with a raw honesty that's become our trademark.
Between serious moments, we lighten things up with hilarious viral clips, Jess's passionate recommendation of Love Island on Peacock, and summer movie suggestions that have us debating the merits of the theater experience versus streaming at home. Whether you're nodding in agreement or arguing with your speakers, this episode delivers the perfect blend of relationship insights, pop culture commentary, and unfiltered humor that keeps our listeners coming back for more.
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Speaker 1Yeah , matt's in the house , aka El Chapo's dog , maybe , maybe . Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . We have a couple special guests today . One you will hear , one you might . One can talk and one cannot . They speak a different language . They bark in Spanish . Anyway , welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . This is your boy , bosco . Uh-oh , tell my left .
Speaker 2You know who it is , who you want me to be today , oh , hell Rod , and guess who's to his left ?
Speaker 1Let me tell y'all something real quick . We normally record at a certain time , but due to uncontrollable circumstances we had to do it an hour later . So if you're late for the first time , excuse me , and you start an hour later , don't you think you would be on time ? How in the hell are you late also for the second time ? I never understood that , and we will get some explanations when the sad person gets here . Anyway , sitting to that person's left is just Jess . Oh hell she is sitting in the chair .
Speaker 3Thank you for being in your chair this week .
Speaker 2You got your own mic and everything you got your own mic .
Speaker 4I'm just kidding .
Speaker 2You're going to have to . You're going to be okay . You're going to have to , you're going to be okay . You're going to be able to handle that mic .
Speaker 3Hey , y'all know what I haven't talked all week .
Speaker 1So , jess , I'm just kidding , we got something just for you . Oh no , you know what , wait , hold on . No , you know what we got it . Just go ahead and talk .
Speaker 2We're going to pull it up . What did I hear in the background ?
Speaker 1We're going to pull it up just for Jeff , I know exactly what I heard in the background . What did you hear ?
Speaker 3Exactly what he was about to play .
Speaker 1What's he about to play . I know you got to just call the teaser A teaser . Okay , Like honey , come on you listen to Dan . Patrick , yeah you got to you like he just want you to tell it and then he going to step on it . He just stepping all on my jokes . We got to get Max the dog on the microphone . I'm like man , come on , max the dog , come here . Max is chilling .
Speaker 3Oh , okay , he does not like me .
Speaker 1AKA Max is in the mother building . Max Say hello . Oh good lord , have mercy .
Speaker 2My little friend .
Speaker 1Hey , you know you're joking , right ? Uh-oh , huh who that is . I don't know . Hold on , hello . Yes , are you at the garage ? Oh , okay , hold on , hello . You said come to the garage , yes , Are you at the garage I ? Closed the garage . Oh okay , hold on , then we got you .
Speaker 3That's my fault , uh-oh . Oh , we're about to hear Max .
Speaker 2You about to bark .
Speaker 3We're about to talk , yep .
Speaker 2Come on , Max .
Speaker 1In Spanish All right , look , hold on .
Speaker 3Holding Hold , please , you know y'all love
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Speaker 3to talk .
Speaker 2Yeah , I'm trying to figure out what's going on here . So what you been up to , just Jess .
Speaker 3I've been sick , sick , sick .
Speaker 2Would you have the coronavirus ?
Speaker 3I don't know what I had , but it was not good , it was bad .
Speaker 2COVID 2024 ? It's 2025 .
Speaker 3Oh it's 2025 , 2025 .
Speaker 2It's not 2024 anymore . Uh oh .
Speaker 3Oh , he didn't even say nothing . Hey boys , look what I got here .
Speaker 4Oh , where the white ?
Speaker 1women at yeah , shut up before I barbecue you . Uh , oh , if y'all hear something in the background , that is Max , aka Al Chappell Jr Jr .
Speaker 2The fifth slash , the third , I got a question for you .
Speaker 5You would barbecue a dog .
Speaker 2Fuck , yeah , have you barbecue a dog ? Yeah , have you ever ate a dog ?
Speaker 3Probably You'll barbecue it .
Speaker 1Anyway , oh no , that's replaying . Here we go one more time for the people that didn't hear it .
Speaker 4Hey boys , Look what I got here .
Speaker 1Hey , where are the white women at ? They are here , hey , that's classic women at .
Speaker 2They are here . Hey , that's classic . Have you seen that movie ? It's a good movie . I've heard that film .
Speaker 1I think that movie came out in 1977 . Anyway , you know who we was talking about , joe , we was like . Normally we start at a certain time , right Right Now . Due to uncontrollable circumstances , we had to start an hour later , mm-hmm . So some people wanted to know how would you be late to the second time ?
Speaker 3Some people's Bosco and tell them .
Speaker 1No , el Chapo was wondering , but tell them what you would tell the football coach , joe , or the basketball coach or the wrestling coach . No , for real , this is good stuff what would I tell the coach ?
Speaker 5football coach in my day anything but the bullring coach . You said anything but the bullringhuh . Anything but the bullring coach you said anything but the bullring . You don't like the bullring , I'll take anything but the bullring . You can't do that , no more .
Speaker 2That's illegal .
Speaker 5Yeah , I'm telling you , I'll take anything but the bullring . You can do Oklahoma by myself . I don't care bro , I'll do anything but the bullring .
Speaker 1Would you run ? Would you run ? Would you run ? I would run laps . That would be easy .
Speaker 5Because you know that goddamn bull ring boy Shit that motherfucker made a lot of basketball players right there .
Speaker 2Why did they always get the littlest dude in there and call the biggest dude to ?
Speaker 1come hit him . They wanted to see if he had what he got . Yeah , that's bull though . No , it ain't . Yes , it is .
Speaker 5The coach don't know . When you sound off , the coach don't know what number you are . That's the thing About the bull , bullshit . No , he don't . The coach just know they don't know , cause you gotta think It'll be like what ? 30 motherfuckers , 40 .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , and then they just Just call out a number .
Speaker 5Yeah , he just Call out a number . He don't know what Fucking number it is , coach , don't know shit . He just tell you he'll go . Hey , I don't know what name you'll be using .
Speaker 1Probably inappropriate . Hey , get in the center .
Speaker 5So when they count off right , he's just going to say 25 and 50 .
Speaker 4Okay .
Speaker 5Two and seven , so 25 , you know is a little swishy tail 25 is going to be in back of you and 50 is going to be in front of you .
Speaker 2You fucked . I'm just saying , if you call out 25 , 25 is a swishy tail number . Swishy tails are the little dudes , the receivers .
Speaker 5I don't know what school you went to .
Speaker 4That's what my coach used to call them .
Speaker 2He used to call them . He used to call the running backs and receivers and stuff swishy towels , because that's all you know , they run and they have their little towels in the back . They think they cute .
Speaker 5We weren't allowed to wear none of that shit .
Speaker 2Y'all had leather helmets , though , Come on man .
Speaker 5We had Pac-44 . Yeah , he had it back there , that's right Anyway we're going to wait on some of the sports . We didn't have concussions .
Speaker 1Anyway , we got some topics from Sherrod .
Speaker 4Oh , actually we're going to save hers towards the end .
Speaker 1She got a little Netflix recommendation .
Speaker 3She told us it's not Netflix .
Speaker 1It's not Netflix , no , we sponsored by Netflix .
Speaker 3Sucks to say it's not Netflix .
Speaker 1It can be . What streaming service is it on ?
Speaker 4Peacock .
Speaker 1Oh , it's on Peacock , oh , it's on Peacock , oh .
Speaker 5Oh , okay , I can watch Peacock .
Speaker 1They got damn Tubi , though I love Tubi .
Speaker 5Tubi .
Speaker 1He don't like it .
Speaker 5I'm not a big fan of Tubi .
Speaker 1I love Tubi dog . It's tough , See , I'm going to tell you .
Speaker 5Commercial longer than the movie .
Speaker 1Listen , once you cats started making a little bit of money actually I know y'all rich so once y'all started making a lot of bit of money , you niggas kind of forgot where y'all came from . Y'all forgot us little people Like us people that live in . Section 8 . Like I'm Section 8 housing .
Speaker 2Hell . No , this ain't no Section 8 housing . You got six-story windows .
Speaker 1Hey , no , this is not . He is lying to y'all . Palm trees this . I live in Brick City .
Speaker 2New Jersey Cacti . Hey , oh my .
Speaker 1God . So who's starting ? You ? Or Joe , who's starting ? No dude ? Oh no , you go first .
Speaker 2Oh , no , yeah , we was talking earlier about this whole Chris Brown .
Speaker 1Okay , okay .
Speaker 2Right Now we got a female here .
Speaker 1I'm glad she almost called off for like the second week or third week , maybe the sixth week , who knows ? We're going to check this . Well , guess what what ? We are absolutely glad that you showed up because you need to listen to this topic , so you heard of an artist .
Speaker 2What's his name ? Chris Brown . You heard of him . Right , he's a little artist . I guess he's famous and stuff .
Speaker 1And you heard of Usher . You heard of Usher .
Speaker 3Everyone's heard of Usher .
Speaker 1And you heard of Chris Brown . Alright , so let's go , alright , so first of go .
Speaker 2Alright . So first of all , if you had the money , would you pay for the meet and greet ? Money's no object no .
Speaker 1Okay , now let's just say you do pay for it .
Speaker 2You pay for the meet and greet or whatever it is .
Speaker 1You got a boyfriend . You got a boyfriend .
Speaker 2You take a picture with him , with Chris Brown .
Speaker 3Okay .
Speaker 2How's your picture going to be you going to do something ?
Speaker 4basic .
Speaker 1The picture can be however you want it to be , however you want it to be .
Speaker 3Hold on .
Speaker 2Anyways , do you think it's appropriate to take a picture with Chris Brown and pay for a meet and greet if you have a boyfriend ?
Speaker 3Well , he's an artist . I feel like it's like I don't know , like yeah .
Speaker 1Okay , wait first off , because like what does it matter ?
Speaker 3like what he looks like , you know .
Speaker 1No , Are you trying to see what he looks like ? No , okay , look no .
Speaker 3I'm saying what does it matter ?
Speaker 1what it looks like . Google , chris Brown meet and greet pics and then finish us Finish telling us your story , the reason why I asked .
Speaker 2We're waiting , yeah , go ahead . Yes go ahead .
Speaker 1So again , is it and tell me is this appropriate .
Speaker 3Yeah , oh , I forgot about that picture .
Speaker 2There's a bunch I forgot about that one I need to Google it .
Speaker 3I'm not saying it's appropriate .
Speaker 1No , no , no , no . Now we could care less if the young lady's single . Yeah , we're talking about if the young lady has a significant other . I know what you're talking about . So now we want you to speak on that . If she had a boyfriend .
Speaker 3And I was trying to before you interrupted me . Hey , well , go ahead . Thank you .
Speaker 1Hey , we going See . Yeah , come on .
Speaker 2Where all the sassy ?
Speaker 1white women come from .
Speaker 3When you interrupted me , that's where it came from . Damn Anyways .
Speaker 1Where the white women at .
Speaker 4Okay no go ahead .
Speaker 3I would probably say no , because it depends on the man , I guess wait .
Speaker 2No , you got a boyfriend that you care about . I wouldn't do that to him . I wouldn't do that to him morally no you wouldn't pay the whatever $2,000 for the meet and greet or $1,500 for the meet and greet for one and two . You wouldn't be on there taking that picture . Hell no .
Speaker 1I don't even care about the payment , I do , but I'm just saying Just think , dude , if you got like you paid $1,500 for some guy to come choke you out for a picture .
Speaker 2I got a question for you , you paid $1,500 to come choke you out for a picture . Hey , I got a question for you .
Speaker 1If my woman pays $1,500 to go to meet , Chris Brown , you think you can live on $40,000 a month ? No , I'm saying , if you got $40,000 a month .
Speaker 2It don't matter If she pays $1,500 .
Speaker 1What if it's just a regular picture ?
Speaker 2It don't matter .
Speaker 1It don't matter .
Speaker 3You're idolizing someone that much to pay that much he's already making a shit load of money . That's ridiculous now if you got a free ticket , now if you want a free ticket you go watch the concert .
Speaker 2If you pay $1500 to watch the concert , that's different . But you gonna pay $1500 to go backstage to get a meet and greet , just to take a picture with him and a potential I don't picture with him and a potential I don't know if potentiality is a real word , but I'm going to say potentiality of her getting her back blue .
Speaker 4Exactly .
Speaker 2Now she getting close to this , now this picture getting me , because I'm going to tell you right now you look like Chris Brown-ish type , back blown out-ish type looking chick .
Speaker 3What the hell does that mean ? What the ?
Speaker 1I'm saying if Chris Brown saw you Take it back right now . He'd probably want to be like oh shit , hell yeah , I'll blow her back out .
Speaker 2Look see , Are you seeing the pictures now too ?
Speaker 3I'm so sick , y'all See that's that bull right there she .
Speaker 2Better be single Listen and one .
Speaker 1hey , joe , one young lady sat up here and said because her boyfriend broke up with her right , she should have Right . No , but he I mean she did him a favor . She said that she would do it all over again . So that just goes to show you don't even respect that man , like now me . I don't even care about the $1,500 or whatever , but come on , make the picture respectable .
Speaker 5I wouldn't really be concerned about paying him off for $1,500 to do an exotic pose with him .
Speaker 1Pose with him . Yeah , no , that's what I'm saying . I mean , if it's just a regular like oh , you know , I can see if you just met a nigga in the club or some shit .
Speaker 5Right , you know what I mean ? Because you got a potential him signing it and you might make some money off it . Right , right , right , but you ain't going to make your money back off of that .
Speaker 2No , hell no , and you're going to be single .
Speaker 3And you're going to be single . Yeah , no , she got broken up with it . All your stuff is on the lawn when you get home . She did get broke up .
Speaker 1No , that's what I'm saying . And she was like oh , I'll do it all over again .
Speaker 3Just to meet him for five seconds .
Speaker 5Exactly . Some of us have them . This time we're going to get it in .
Speaker 1There , you go .
Speaker 5I don't know . I guess it's easier to say it if you're not the fanatic Chris Brown fan Because a lot of women are fanatic it doesn't matter .
Speaker 3No , I know that .
Speaker 5And the thing about it is they would just do probably anything .
Speaker 1Listen , I am okay .
Speaker 1I wouldn't know how to do it because I'm not a celebrity or something . But listen , I am okay with the 1500 , but I'm not okay in the exotic poses . Like remember when the people were sitting up ? Now it's one thing . Remember when a girl and a guy posed with Nicki Minaj at the wax museum ? That's totally fun , that's wax and that was a good one . Did you ever see that one ? Nicki Minaj at the Wax Museum , that's totally fine , that's different , that's Wax and that was a good one . Did you ever see that one ? Hey , if y'all haven't look it up . So Nicki Minaj Wax Museum Las Vegas Hilarious . I went to Vegas and I mean I ain't do none of them poses or nothing , but it's still hilarious .
Speaker 2But you in the back and I know there's probably a lot of people back there . It's not private or nothing . You got the photographer or whatever . So your woman goes up to Chris Brown oh , I paid this money , I got a meet and greet . He hugs up on her how you want to pose . You know he's going to whisper something . Oh hey you look good , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah .
Speaker 3Let me pose behind you real quick Now she getting all .
Speaker 2Chris Brown . Okay , exactly , that's what I'm talking about that face , right there , oh hell no . So now he's going to say something to your woman that she just paid $1,500 or whatever I think it's $1,500 . And now she's like Okay , well , how you wanna pose , you know what I wanna ? I wanna sit on your lap .
Speaker 5I'm looking at this bitch like you got me 100% , but he whispers to her so what if , when they get done , she's like we ain't gonna make it home To me or her , she walking home ?
Speaker 2To me , to you ? No , we ain't gonna to make it home .
Speaker 3You ain't going to make it home .
Speaker 4I'm going to make it home .
Speaker 1Yo ass going to stay in the first round .
Speaker 5That motherfucker got me horny . We ain't making it home . Pull over . Oh , you mean she ?
Speaker 2She ready to get it in ?
Speaker 5now .
Speaker 1What if , when you was hitting it ? Hit it then leave it on the .
Speaker 3One last time , baby .
Speaker 1What if , when you was hitting it , she was calling you CB ?
Speaker 2Let me go ahead and take my microphone .
Speaker 5You just gotta hit it harder .
Speaker 4And then you stopping .
Speaker 2Like nah , I'm silky , and then you stopping ? You can punish her later and are you stopping ?
Speaker 5Why not ? Shit , you can punish her later . And are you stopping you ? Let me , if I'm hitting a chick and she calls somebody else's name , I'm going to keep riding .
Speaker 1No , this your dish .
Speaker 4And then when I'm done .
Speaker 5I'm going to tie that motherfucker to the bed and beat the shit out of him . Oh , joe , but see , I'm just saying .
Speaker 4We do not condone domestic violence .
Speaker 1I'm just being real with you guys . Peter , we apologize for the barbecue dog comments and the thought views and said that thoughts of Alabama Joe are not that of the . Nobody's Talking Podcast , hey , so now that's a good dog .
Speaker 5Anyway , I know she showed up , didn't she that damn barbecue sauce got ?
Speaker 1me rolling around .
Speaker 2What do you think this ?
Speaker 5motherfucker sounds serious .
Speaker 2What do you think is worse , chris Brown ? Those private photos or Usher coming up putting ?
Speaker 3cherries in your woman's mouth . I'm going to say the Chris Brown photos , because I probably want Usher's cherries . Damn Okay , I was at the Usher concert . Listen , I was working the Usher concert .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 3Dude walk behind me . I was like I'm about to not be working this concert real fast , but you got a man . If I had a man , yeah , behind me . I was like I'm about to not be working this
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Speaker 3concert real fast , real fast . But you got a man If I had a man .
Speaker 1Yeah , okay , if I had a man , you had a man . So okay , either way . Chris Brown's worse . Okay , anyway , no , chris Brown is .
Speaker 3The Chris Brown .
Speaker 1No , Chris Brown is worse than the cherry .
Speaker 3That's a lot worse .
Speaker 5I'm just going to say I think y'all blowing that all out of proportion a little bit . How I mean ? You know they taking photos , but you know , Come on .
Speaker 1So , Joe , you , so you , you , you truly are down . Joe , don't care , he going to beat her later With your chick taking pictures like I'm not making pictures , Like I said , listen I already said , I'm cool with the picture , the 1500 . Just let it be a regular picture , like yeah , you just standing there .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , yeah , you standing .
Speaker 1He got his arm around your waist .
Speaker 5Oh , I'm cool with all that I mean , you know like .
Speaker 1I mean , I don't know why you paid $1,500 for it .
Speaker 5It's a celebrity thing Like okay , so if you paid $1,500 , right , if he was your all-time , you know Janet Jackson or somebody like that . You know what I mean .
Speaker 1Halle Berry .
Speaker 5Halle Berry . Halle Berry Me would be Kate Beckinsale . I'd pay $1,500 for Halle Berry and if she wanted me to be provocative with her man , fuck that . I'd strip naked if I had to . But see , that's the , that's the option . I gotta , I gotta , and I can have a girl like shit this is cause you know , we got the celebrity five anyway see , I'm not .
Speaker 1If I have a chick , I'm not gonna do it yeah , it's just a respect . Nah , at that point listen , if you have a chick , no with a chick I . You have a chick , no With a chick . I mean with a chick . No Without a chick .
Speaker 2Oh , okay , I'm getting booty butt naked . I'm doing it .
Speaker 1I ain't going to get booty butt naked , but I'll get down to my underwear If it's Kate .
Speaker 2So if Kate was like ?
Speaker 5In her underworld outfit .
Speaker 1oh , hell yeah , and she'd be like hey , if she told you to get down on your knees and put your mouth down south ? $1,500 . Pose for the camera she giving me $1,500? .
Speaker 5No , you giving her $1,500 . Oh , kate , yeah , kate Beckinsale , that's what you call her , right ? Yeah , yeah , I'm doing it . I am doing it . I don't give a fuck what y'all say , she gonna let her put , put your , I don't care what y'all say your dreads , you gonna let her she can dry it up with them . I don't care , I'm good , that's my girl . I guess that's your one .
Speaker 2I mean if it comes like if you're cool and never talking to me again .
Speaker 5You're cool and never talking to me again .
Speaker 3I be talking like it ain't like how you like she gonna be my woman or nothing nah but it's , it's still a respect thing , like if you know your woman's not cool with it , from the get go say you know your woman told you , yeah , you better stand side by side , y'all gonna have a hard time convincing Joe .
Speaker 1Remember , like I said , the one episode we was talking about crying on shows . I was like , oh we glad Joe wasn't here .
Speaker 5Let me tell you something . I'm going to be real , though . Just say I mean , why wouldn't you do it though , if it's my all-time one of the chance ?
Speaker 1I ain't going to lie , I really don't have an art being for real . I mean , I do like Halle Berry , but I'm just like whatever she hit Halle Berry and Swordfish .
Speaker 2Nah , hold on . She hit Moment of silence .
Speaker 5I mean you talking about Halle Berry now and she good to go now , but in Swordfish .
Speaker 2Yeah , okay . So everybody outside of Joe , we know if you had a man , you ain't going to do it . I'm not doing it , no , you ain't going to do it , no .
Speaker 1And you ain't going to do it , I wouldn't do it . Well , I'm doing it . I don't have a man either . Well , a woman .
Speaker 2How good is my man .
Speaker 3Let's go , no , no . Now you're adding levels to it . Does he treat me good ?
Speaker 2Does he treat me all right ? He treats me all right . I'm going to leave you , chris Brown , treat me right . Hey , chris Brown , treat you right and the 50 other women .
Speaker 1That's see , breezy .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1That's that .
Speaker 2But again , that was . We heard that on another show where her man left him . Yeah , now that's the provocative picture . Now , had it been a normal man left him .
Speaker 1Yeah , now , alas , because of the provocative picture .
Speaker 2Now , had it been a normal picture , okay .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's what I said .
Speaker 3If it's a normal picture , I think it's worse especially if she knew his boundaries before she went and did that , because she obviously had to have known his boundaries for him to be leaving like that .
Speaker 2She didn't care .
Speaker 3Yeah , that I saw was C .
Speaker 2Breezy .
Speaker 3For a picture , for five minutes of fame , five minutes of being on someone's lap .
Speaker 4That's crazy .
Speaker 2Now she broke up .
Speaker 3Throw away , however many years for that .
Speaker 2Now she broke up . It's ridiculous , oh well .
Speaker 3He's a dog owner now remember he's got to let him out .
Speaker 5Who's a dog owner .
Speaker 3Bosco , really I don't know . He don't tell me whose dog it is . He just says I found this dog and then he said I'm dog
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Speaker 3sitting , this dog and he said I own this dog . And then he says it's El Chapo's dog . Don't you know my business right down the street . I just did , I'm like nigga . I stole the dog .
Speaker 2I'm just kidding .
Speaker 5The dog was like he didn't know you by first name . Y'all on a first name basis . Boy , that motherfucker jumping all up on you and shit , he ain't jump on nobody but you . He tried to bite me .
Speaker 3He doesn't like me either . Yeah , he ain't come to me .
Speaker 5Max the dog .
Speaker 3He doesn't mind .
Speaker 5But um so provocative pictures that's it .
Speaker 1Listen , I'm not doing it . I'm not doing it at all .
Speaker 5I know one of his Kate Underworld . Kate , I'm doing it .
Speaker 1You said Underworld , kate , he gonna do it . I don't give a damn , I'm doing it , that's .
Speaker 5Underworld . Kate , you gonna do it . I don't give a damn , I'm doing it .
Speaker 1That's funny .
Speaker 2So what was the story ? You had , Joe .
Speaker 1Oh hell , here we go , let's go .
Speaker 5Which one ? Oh no , I was listening to . Okay , just say this couple , right , you know how they all you know , mainly women always want to know about your past .
Speaker 1It's almost like double standards .
Speaker 5Yeah , it's like a double , you know . And she asked him have you ever been to threesome ? He said yeah . And then she asked him have you guys ever ran a train on the girl ? Oh yeah , me and my boy . We did it a couple times . And he said have you been to three ? She said yeah . And he said have you ever had a train run ? And she said yeah , I had a couple of them .
Speaker 1So now dirty bitch , he said , but now he don't want to be with her though , hey .
Speaker 5As he should .
Speaker 4I don't blame to be with her , though . Hey , what the ?
Speaker 1hell . I'm just saying I like that as he should . I don't blame him . Use a hoe . Y'all are so wrong .
Speaker 3I'm thinking about that shit so wrong .
Speaker 5This is why you don't ask fucked up questions like that . You can't turn into a hoe . You don't ask nobody about a body count . That don't do that .
Speaker 4You know what I mean .
Speaker 3The body count is one thing but you done , got the train ran on , you bitch .
Speaker 5What's your body count ? Limit Be honest with me .
Speaker 1What's your body count ?
Speaker 3limit With a woman . Yeah , what's your body count for a man ? Costco Zero . What do you mean ?
Speaker 5For a woman . I'm just saying One Say you dating this girl , right ?
Speaker 3Oh , like what's your ? I ain't gonna ask she like what's your limit ? Is that what ?
Speaker 2we're asking .
Speaker 1No , no , no no .
Speaker 2What's gonna be your limit ?
Speaker 5It's gonna be three niggas , I don't wanna know . Six niggas .
Speaker 1What's too many , what's too many , what's too many .
Speaker 5Probably 25 , 30 . That's too many . Hey , there in age you could be in a relationship or you could just be having friends with benefits . 30 is your limit . She come up and say well , I've been with about 30 guys . Wait , how old is she ? It don't matter .
Speaker 3She's been with 30 guys , that kind of matters , that kind of matters , and she's been with 30 guys . That's what I'm saying .
Speaker 4She could be 18 .
Speaker 1She could be wait she could be 18 with 30 guys , but when she got 40 , if she's she's still only been with no , what I'm saying is if she's still been with 30 guys . You get what I'm saying .
Speaker 5If she tells you 30 , she done , left out all the blowjobs .
Speaker 2Exactly yeah , you guys tripled that for blowjobs Ooh nice .
Speaker 5That's all . But you know , the guy had the body count and stuff , so no , and he was like oh , he can't be with her , no more Like that's fucked up . She didn't have a train .
Speaker 1You ain't on her , hey , man .
Speaker 5He should have had this conversation . You should you know you couldn't handle that shit . Y'all are wrong for your shit .
Speaker 3He knew he couldn't handle it . He knew he couldn't handle the shit . He should have never had the conversation . That's what made no sense .
Speaker 5Okay , he could never have the conversation .
Speaker 2No he shouldn't have had the conversation . He should have brought it up as soon as she said yes , I've had a couple trains Wait who brought up the conversation . She did , or he did , he did . That's where he messed up , right there At this point . It don't matter who brought it up ? No , it don't matter , but actually it does . Because has she brought up the conversation ?
Speaker 5Because she want to go out and do it again , potentially .
Speaker 2It's always potential . But see again , he's been in a couple of the trains . He's been the trainer she's been the trainee Right .
Speaker 5Then they should have been able to live happier than that .
Speaker 3Nah , I agree with you on this one .
Speaker 4They should have been able to live happier than that .
Speaker 5I agree with you on this one . Hey honey , If you get the itch , let me know . That's all you got to do .
Speaker 2Boom .
Speaker 5Problem solved . So you happily date a woman that she's like . I don't ask them kind of questions .
Speaker 2It ain't my fucking concern . No , I'm just saying you would happily be with a woman that wants you to bring home another guy to run the train on . Answer the question Joe Would I be ?
Speaker 5happy with her Answer the question . I'm pretty sure I could .
Speaker 1You ain't got the answer , Sway .
Speaker 5Okay , I could .
Speaker 2I mean , if I'm in love , I'm in love , I can't do nothing about it , it ain't like I'm going to fall out , so she wants you to bring home another dude to run the train on her .
Speaker 5It ain't like I'm going to fall out of love bro .
Speaker 1Is it really a train or is it a threesome ?
Speaker 5But then that's the difference . Is it a gangbang or a train ? What's the difference ? Oh my God .
Speaker 2What's the difference ? Oh , that's the difference .
Speaker 5But we ain't going
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Speaker 5to go there .
Speaker 2Explain . I want to know . Inquire minds want to know .
Speaker 1Hey , we talking on the thing now . What do you ?
Speaker 5mean , what's the train ? You guys take turns right .
Speaker 1Everybody line up . Everybody line up . Okay , so that's a train .
Speaker 2One is in there .
Speaker 1All right he's done , then another one goes in the room , then he's done , then another one .
Speaker 2That's a train , okay , one that's a train .
Speaker 1A gangbang is a free fall baby . There's everybody in there .
Speaker 5Well , I'm talking about . A gangbang you got one in the ear , nose , mouth .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's the gangbang .
Speaker 5Goddamn Head , shoulder , knees and toes .
Speaker 4So you would consider my back , my whole back , my crack . No , why not the one in the ?
Speaker 2front .
Speaker 3The train .
Speaker 2No , why not ?
Speaker 5It's not the train .
Speaker 2The guy at the front just becomes the caboose and that's the engine , and she's just . That's not a train .
Speaker 3That's not a train .
Speaker 5Okay , that's a gang bang .
Speaker 3Did you just not hear what we said ? It's not like an actual train .
Speaker 2Okay , so you hitting it from the back , she bent over eating his booty .
Speaker 1Is that a train ? No , that's a gangbang . It's a gangbang , damn A train is one at a time . I'm learning .
Speaker 3It's one after the other .
Speaker 5Yeah , that's what a train is , one after the other . That's what we're trying to get you to understand , it's not like an actual train .
Speaker 3Just Google it , google it .
Speaker 2How is that not a gangbang too ? That's what I want to say .
Speaker 1Next , next , it's a train , it's like assigned seating versus unassigned seating . You're still sitting down .
Speaker 3It's just assigned and not assigned . The train is assigned . The gangbang is unassigned .
Speaker 5Look , if you go in there and close the door .
Speaker 1Guy number one is what the first woman he's done . Guy number two is what woman number one ? Then guy number three is what woman number one ?
Speaker 3And then , as they get done , they just go ahead . They call it McDonald's orders . Sounds like a gangbang to me . Number three your order is ready .
Speaker 1No , the gangbang . That's what a train is to me . Number three your order is ready .
Speaker 3No , the gangbang when guys one through five . Or one through six .
Speaker 1And they all in there . That's the gangbang .
Speaker 5She can't even turn her head .
Speaker 1And she just sitting up there she double fisted , she double fisted , like with her neck going back and forth , starting to get a visual .
Speaker 5Yeah , because he just acted it out . He started to get a visual , he got a visual when Pascal was doing it Double fisted .
Speaker 1Put your hands down . You got to paint the picture . Oh , my God damn , don't you got to paint the picture ?
Speaker 4I'm like god damn .
Speaker 1Don't you gotta paint the picture ?
Speaker 3I didn't think I'd get on that .
Speaker 4Yeah .
Speaker 3Left right , left right .
Speaker 5You got no , you got oh shit Uh oh .
Speaker 1What we got there Double fisted .
Speaker 2You got moonshine in one and a beer in the other .
Speaker 3Bosco just has air , it's just air .
Speaker 2Now you do that Hold on .
Speaker 4That's what I'm saying .
Speaker 1It's not going to look good if she does it .
Speaker 3It looks way not good if you do it Hold on .
Speaker 2It looks way better .
Speaker 1Because , ain't nobody going to sit up here and imagine me double fisting . Her hands are small . We just saw no but no , you double fisting Niggas are going to sit up here and be like oh dang . None of these cats even had that thought .
Speaker 5No , that's true .
Speaker 1Exactly Now you go ahead and double fist . No , my hands are standing there folded on this table . Your hands are pretty big , though I took one for the team .
Speaker 2Those nails are dangerous , though you ain't double fisting nobody with those .
Speaker 3Somebody's getting hurt .
Speaker 5Fuck around and scrape some out of the nuts with them , go and take a shower and soap . Hit that shit God damn . Stop , stop .
Speaker 2Stop .
Speaker 3Okay , now .
Speaker 5I got a visual you got to stop . Calm down , that's not a good , safe word Stop you said stop isn't a good safe word . Stop Said , stop isn't a good safe word . Not really . That's not a good one . Didn't help me none .
Speaker 1That's why I had to switch to bananas . That's the safe word , baby . That's the new safe word .
Speaker 5Bananas . You hear that now . You remember that .
Speaker 3I don't need to remember it , joe . Yeah , you do , no .
Speaker 5You hear me say bananas , you need to stop .
Speaker 4Bananas , bananas .
Speaker 1I thought pineapples was the . I thought pineapples was supposed to be a good , safe word .
Speaker 3Pineapples are for swingers . What was that Remember ?
Speaker 5that one video where the dude a good safe word . Pineapples are for swingers . What was that ? Remember that one video where the dude had the safe word . It was something like crazy . Mama City , mama City , some shit , yeah he couldn't remember it , or something like that . That's funny .
Speaker 2That shit was crazy . So back to your story . So the dude broke up with her that night .
Speaker 5I don't know when he broke up with her . He broke up with her that night . I don't know when he broke up with her . He broke up with her and he couldn't handle it . He couldn't handle it .
Speaker 1That is a lot to handle For her he shouldn't have had the conversation .
Speaker 2That's the problem .
Speaker 4First of all , you shouldn't have had that conversation . Why are you asking that question ?
Speaker 5when you don't want to know that I do have it . You know how people give you life advice and stuff , but they say some fucked up shit when they try to give it to you yeah what is your most fucked up life advice shit you ever heard you have to come back to me on that .
Speaker 5I don't have to think of this , I mean you know what about you like me like my fucked up life thing was my dad , it's probably why he didn't live with us , but he said boy , women are like car tires you need five of them , rotate four and one's a spare .
Speaker 1Oh , but you know what I'm saying that's probably why he didn't live with us that's exactly why he ain't live you know that's 100% why he didn't live with
Speaker 5us . That's exactly why he didn't live .
Speaker 2You know . That's 100% why he didn't live with us .
Speaker 5I'm just saying that kind of shit . Yeah , I get it . What about you , some fucked up life advice ?
Speaker 3My mom was crazy , so what did she tell you ?
Speaker 5Like hey .
Speaker 3Mom should not be telling her kids Make sure you cuff the balls .
Speaker 2Oh my goodness , like hey Things . Moms should not be telling their kids , make sure you cuff the balls before you know it .
Speaker 1Oh my goodness .
Speaker 3I don't think she had that .
Speaker 5She didn't have that conversation with you .
Speaker 3It was worse .
Speaker 1Oh damn , oh , no , no , no , no , no , Hold on , but yeah no .
Speaker 3Every piece of life advice actually was bad , because she's oh my , no , I mean piece of life advice actually was bad Because she's .
Speaker 5I'm not saying it's good advice , I'm just saying the way they presented it was fucked up . I understood what he was trying to say , but that shit was fucked up Like saying car tires .
Speaker 3Basically , if a man has money , let him treat you however the hell he wants , damn .
Speaker 1That's pretty bad . We get deep , damn .
Speaker 4Yeah that's pretty bad .
Speaker 2Hell , we get deep on this show , that's pretty bad . Right there Y'all hear about the P Diddy case .
Speaker 5Hey , listen .
Speaker 1I got some good life advice .
Speaker 5I created a GoFundMe , hey here's .
Speaker 1We're going to play certain clips so funny . Now somebody , your brother , somebody put this on the group text , so we're going to just give you the funny clips of the week . Here's one of them , and it's a real good chuckle .
Speaker 5So this text say I enjoyed your time . I hope your pussy not mad at me . What do you got ? Beat your fucking pussy up , nah . So what the fuck have you been doing loud ? Break your fucking glass .
Speaker 4I'm not going to lie to you . We was going to do it , but it didn't fit .
Speaker 5What the fuck you mean it didn't fit . It didn't fit . Man , couches don't fit in doors and shit like that . What the fuck I fit ? What the fuck you mean I fit . What the fuck ? What the fuck ? What the fuck ? What the fuck you mean it didn't fit .
Speaker 4I mean his dick was too big , it wouldn't fit , oh shit .
Speaker 5That's how big dick pics matter , bitch .
Speaker 3What the the dude on the back ? He's just rolling Every time .
Speaker 2I see that I start hey .
Speaker 1Wait , that's a Wait . Whose is this ? Well , I know the . I don't know who put it out , but shout out to Is it Bella Butcher ? It says , hey , whoever the cat in the back was , he had me dead , If y'all seen it .
Speaker 2I mean , obviously it's not new , but what do y'all think about this whole stereotype ? That shit is hilarious , so stereotype black people don't change out their smoke detector batteries .
Speaker 3They don't they what ? Every video you hear that .
Speaker 2Every video , that's all . Every single video , every video .
Speaker 1I got one for y'all you hear that . How many do you hear right now ?
Speaker 3I swear to God , I heard your house don't count . It don't fit any stereotype . I heard one yesterday .
Speaker 1I swear to God , your house don't count . It don't fit any stereotype . I heard one yesterday .
Speaker 4I was like .
Speaker 1I was like , ah , Gotta change it . Yeah , hell yeah . I'd even take the battery out and just leave it on the counter , Like if I go to look and see if I don't have any , to make sure that you know , okay , yeah , I gotta you know , to go get a battery to go throw in there it's crazy , cause they're all hardwired nah , nah , disconnect all that shit oh , you disconnect all your yeah bitch .
Speaker 5Burn to the ground .
Speaker 2Burn to the ground hey , joe is something else I hope your insurance company ain't hearing this that if it burns to the ground , it burns to the ground .
Speaker 1The thought , views and opinions .
Speaker 5How they gonna know it's disconnected .
Speaker 3Shit be melted , gone it's melted in the garage when it was upstairs .
Speaker 4I ain't got a smoke detector out here in the garage .
Speaker 3All five of them . I changed them .
Speaker 2There was no batteries in there . You know , they're gonna check that too . I changed them . There was no batteries in it .
Speaker 5You know they're going to check that too . I changed them . They're brand fucking new .
Speaker 4See , that's a crazy stereotype . You see that on everything .
Speaker 3Everything .
Speaker 5It's a stereotype .
Speaker 1What's the next clip ? Y'all ready ? Yes , now , this is my favorite commercial . I don't know why this commercial had me in stitches , but shout out to Snickers All right game hey do you guys want to do a little ?
Speaker 4swap I mean , yeah , I could be into it ?
Speaker 2Would I like move in with Tyler , or is it just more you ?
Speaker 4know one-time casual thing .
Speaker 2I was talking about switching up teams for fun .
Speaker 3Of course .
Speaker 4His face . Whose turn is it anyway ? Tyler's apparently . All right , you guys want to do a little swap .
Speaker 2I mean , yeah , I could be into it , just like a one-time casual thing with Tyler , or I was talking about switching up teams for fun .
Speaker 4I don't like this game .
Speaker 1They got two different versions . Dog man listen .
Speaker 5I saw the commercial yesterday and I was like you know what .
Speaker 1Let me share with our Germany friends . Shout out to Germany .
Speaker 2Those commercials over there be provocative .
Speaker 1And this Well , actually , this one , this one , it's actually here . Is it here ? Yeah , but y'all that shit just be having me in stitches Because she man the chick , start . Now . Here's my question . So you sitting up here , you and your significant other going , you know , visiting friends , y'all playing a game and they talk about swapping and your significant other like , oh yeah , we can do this , talking about the sexual swap Nope , hey , how you Wait .
Speaker 2Hey , you saw the look on homeboy's face .
Speaker 1Man , I'd be like what the hell we doing ?
Speaker 2Exactly . So I mean one , I mean .
Speaker 1I gotta leave you here . Yeah , you can do whatever you got excited . Yeah , you got too excited about the swap .
Speaker 2We already know what Joe gonna do . How about you ?
Speaker 5About what .
Speaker 2Oh , no Joe .
Speaker 1Joe .
Speaker 2Joe's swapping like a bug hey switch , don't even ask .
Speaker 3Be like , tell me , tell me Switch .
Speaker 2We already know what Joe gonna do , what you gonna do , jess .
Speaker 3I feel like situations are circumstantial .
Speaker 2You're using big words , hold on . Dang Double down for us .
Speaker 5I don't understand what you're saying . You're going , you're in and out .
Speaker 1Hey , she's . She's trying to put One foot in One foot out , joe Shake it all about .
Speaker 2Circumstantial .
Speaker 3Well , am I having A good sex ? Life With my partner , or am I not ?
Speaker 1No , your partner Is sitting right there . I know Do .
Speaker 2I have a good sex life with him , so you guys go out with some friends this doesn't make and they're like let's switch .
Speaker 3If we're having a bad sex life , I'd be like , okay , let's spice it up , try something new , since obviously this fucking sucks .
Speaker 2So you just go .
Speaker 3But if it's good , then I'd be like nah .
Speaker 2I'm good , you just going to be . That's kind of selfish .
Speaker 1It's not , it is selfish .
Speaker 3If I'm having a bad sex life with him . He's having a bad sex life with me . It's bad for both of us . How do you know that ?
Speaker 5That's kind of selfish right .
Speaker 3You know what I mean .
Speaker 5He's getting his If you're having a good sex life with him . You'd be like girl , you got to try this , no .
Speaker 2Yeah , no , damn , no , well , damn , nah , nah , if it was good she wouldn't want to give it up . Uh-uh , I'm just saying Damn Joe , you got some bad experience .
Speaker 3I feel like that's a conversation who's got bad experience ?
Speaker 2You had a girl , say , girl , you need to try this who .
Speaker 5Me . Yeah , have I had a girl say that .
Speaker 4Yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , I don't know . That's good Joe . It is good Because your woman shouldn't want you to If you was hitting it right . She ain't going to want nobody else man please , it's just that good I got to share this shit .
Speaker 1She got to share the goodness Joe .
Speaker 4This creamy chocolate . Goodness bro , you want to get on here too .
Speaker 5Say something and so I can get up and walk out . Yeah , I think that . Wait , let me see .
Speaker 1Yeah , I think that might , that might be all my , all my my funny clips .
Speaker 4Oh no , you know what I do .
Speaker 1I do have Wait . I do have one more . One more funny clip Right here , and Let me see . I do have a wait . I do have one more , one more funny clip right here , and let me see . Hold up , okay , here it is .
Speaker 4Is he off their crackers ? Show them everybody .
Speaker 2Bernadette , you had this goddamn job for three weeks and you wonder why you keep getting fired .
Speaker 5Please Did you hear what he said he talking about Ritz or goddamn saltines .
Speaker 3Hello .
Speaker 4Is he off their crackers ? Show it to everybody .
Speaker 1How in the hell . How in the hell .
Speaker 5How in the hell , where the hell , you find this shit at ?
Speaker 2Man , this is all over the internet . You know , we have a podcast right .
Speaker 1We gotta entertain the people . Joe , we've been doing this since 2020 . I know we gotta evolve a little bit . Man , I watch stuff .
Speaker 5But you know , hey see , you gotta bring , you gotta be like 2020 . I know , we got to evolve a little bit , man , hey , people say that to me , I watch stuff .
Speaker 1But you know , hey , so you got to bring some . You got to be like oh , like your two topics , hey , we here to make people laugh .
Speaker 5Did you see that it's for you to understand , I was telling Bosco like with the fucked up advice and stuff , whatever , if I had a son I'd be like , hey , man Women like Pokemon .
Speaker 4Gotta catch them , all Gotta catch them all you would .
Speaker 5If I had a son .
Speaker 3Everyone . Thank God that Joe does not have a son right now I believe me , Because he'd be playing everybody .
Speaker 5I thank him too it really is a double standard .
Speaker 2Everybody playing everybody . I thank him too . It really is a double standard .
Speaker 3Everybody , it is I thank him too .
Speaker 1It is Because you got a boy , I got a boy , you got a girl , steve got a girl .
Speaker 5What kind of advice you ?
Speaker 1give your son Chris .
Speaker 2What kind of advice you give your son Be careful .
Speaker 5That's it , I don't .
Speaker 2Are you serious ? Is that what you ?
Speaker 3gave . That's all .
Speaker 5Wrap it up , you better tell that boy to do it .
Speaker 3I mean like dads with sons are like Nothing . Dads with sons are like oh man you were with . Tracy yesterday . What do you mean ? You're with Sophia today , dang , that's what I'm talking about . Oh yeah , I'd be like , and then if it's a daughter , just be like you're talking to somebody you ain't give a dad to tell you oh yeah , no , oh hell no yeah no , no .
Speaker 4It's mostly like that .
Speaker 1So my daughter is not allowed to date till 35 , 40 years old .
Speaker 5What if your son had one of them hot teachers that was giving that stuff away in school as long ?
Speaker 2as he doesn't , don't tell his friends . Okay , hey , you know what I'm going to tell him .
Speaker 3What if a daughter was with a hot man ?
Speaker 5No See what the hell , it's a double standard . This is what you do . Sit your old ass down somewhere .
Speaker 1Hey , you sit up here and be like now . You don't want me to tell your mama , do you , when she live ? Oh , Take me over there .
Speaker 5I need to . I'll tell you what I'll be like . You said , miss Johnson . I said , hey , you come home with a motherfucking B . I'm beating your ass , simple as that . So whatever you do , you better get an A . You gotta do the alphabet on that motherfucker All the way to A .
Speaker 1You think it's bad , that it's a double standard .
Speaker 3I think it's yeah .
Speaker 5That sucks , doesn't it ?
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 5I know we don't make the rules , I just think it's .
Speaker 3Wrong is wrong . Like I don't make the rules , I just think it's wrong is wrong .
Speaker 1Cause , listen your son , come home , dad .
Speaker 3Because if you're teaching , you gave me my first blowjob .
Speaker 5Who was it ? I'm cracking a beer with him .
Speaker 2Miss .
Speaker 4Parker , now your daughter .
Speaker 1Lil Cece comes home . Dad , I just gave my first blowjob .
Speaker 3Well , she would never say that she grounded . She grounded .
Speaker 1I'm taking her to the hospital . So her mouth shut .
Speaker 3Okay , listen , if you have a son and a daughter and you're doing that double standard , right ?
Speaker 1Yes .
Speaker 3You're teaching your son .
Speaker 1Life is a double standard . Oh , go ahead .
Speaker 3Stop interrupting me tonight .
Speaker 1Life is a double standard , but like .
Speaker 3So you're teaching your son basically to break someone's heart , essentially .
Speaker 4How .
Speaker 3Essentially Because you're teaching him to cheat . If you're telling him to go with the next one , go with the next one . Go with the next one , right .
Speaker 2I mean he's going to make his decision . It's not cheating .
Speaker 3And then you're with your daughter , like find a man who treats you right . Who's teaching these men to treat women right ? Who ?
Speaker 1The daddy .
Speaker 3No , because you're teaching your son wrong .
Speaker 1No , you tell him , I'm treating you , treat your lady like how I treat your mother .
Speaker 3That's not how it works .
Speaker 2Listen , if my son came home with a different woman every night , I would sit down and talk to him .
Speaker 1No , you can't do that , you can't .
Speaker 2You need to .
Speaker 5What are you going to say ? What are you going to say ? No , key Like what are you going to say to ?
Speaker 3him . I mean , I'd be like no , I'd be like what are we doing here , son yeah .
Speaker 1Like , come on , we need to slow down . Like if he just like dating , yeah , I'm like kind of arrangement he has .
Speaker 5You got to have a conversation with him .
Speaker 2I'd have the conversation with him . But again I'd be like what are we doing here ?
Speaker 3Got to catch them all , joe , you so wrong for your shit .
Speaker 1See there , you go right there . See we trying to teach our kids the proper way .
Speaker 5I'm going to tell you some fundamental truths in this life . Dogs are made , not born . Just remember that .
Speaker 1Hey , is that that ? Hey , do we need some ?
Speaker 5I'm just saying . Dogs are made , not born .
Speaker 2The main difference is women can get pregnant .
Speaker 5Since . When .
Speaker 3Joe .
Speaker 5No , I'm just saying that you didn't even have to make that statement .
Speaker 2I'm just saying . That's why it's a double standard . Women can get pregnant . Women can get pregnant .
Speaker 3Okay , so your daughter's infertile .
Speaker 2She's infertile , then that gives her what Catch them all ?
Speaker 3No , hell , no .
Speaker 5Stick the needle in them , put that implant in there and call it good .
Speaker 2No she's infertile .
Speaker 4I don't know what that means .
Speaker 2She can't get pregnant . But , why would she be infertile ? She ain't be fucking 12 , 13 , whatever I'm talking about like when they get 18 , 19 .
Speaker 3Like 18 , 19 year like college age .
Speaker 1Once they graduate high school .
Speaker 5Well , I mean you know , you know they go to college . I don't know . I think they have those implants to put them in around 15 , 16 college age , Dang I think you should be on birth control Regardless .
Speaker 3if you have kids like you , should put them on birth control .
Speaker 4No , no , no , Because kids are going to do kids .
Speaker 1That's what the implants are .
Speaker 5About what age you think ?
Speaker 3What age are they doing it ?
Speaker 1No , I said about what age should ? About 16 , 17? , 18 , 16 . God .
Speaker 4I don't know when did you start For ?
Speaker 3birth control like 14 . Okay , Whenever you start your period .
Speaker 5Nah , that's too young .
Speaker 3My daughter started early . After you started , my mother was like eight years old High school . If you have a period , I'm not
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Speaker 3kidding . I tried to say that on live , but that was like eight years old . I don't know . It's just , I don't know . I mean , it's all a mess . I think you should just not encourage any of that . Oh y'all , stay home .
Speaker 5You're backtracking , ollie . If you're going to give birth control , give birth control . Yeah , ollie . If you're going to give them birth control , give them birth control .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , I think you should give your kids birth control .
Speaker 5Like I said , you got to have all the tests . You know some of the birth control .
Speaker 2I think it's just all different . Talk to your kids about being responsible .
Speaker 3That's all it comes down to yeah , that's worked every single time that a parent has talked about that .
Speaker 5How responsible were you at 16? .
Speaker 2I was responsible for you at 16 .
Speaker 5I was very responsible , joe , you need to quit that booze man .
Speaker 2I came from a military family .
Speaker 514 and 15 I didn't know how to put a condom on , I just pretended I did so you was irresponsible .
Speaker 2Damn you was irresponsible , joe .
Speaker 5I didn't know you had to unroll that motherfucker Damn .
Speaker 4Damn . I didn't know you had to unroll that motherfucker . Damn , damn .
Speaker 5I did . You know I'm a man . We don't read directions , instructions and shit man . We don't do no instructions . It took me four hours to put this table together .
Speaker 4Oh Hell , no , put this table together . Oh hell no .
Speaker 5You put a condom on . I sure did .
Speaker 2No , I think today's youth is getting more and more responsible .
Speaker 5They ain't getting no more responsible .
Speaker 3They worse now , bro ? No , they're worse .
Speaker 2Well , because with the internet , Because I don't hear they're seeing things a lot earlier than you used to be able to . One of my boys just graduated high school . One's still in high school . I don't hear them talk about any of their friends getting pregnant or anything .
Speaker 5Not to you .
Speaker 4Nah .
Speaker 5They're more . I don't know . They probably don't Talk to you about it .
Speaker 2I ask them Like you guys got friends , you got , you know you ? You sound like .
Speaker 5You sound like An interrogator . You got friends . You got pregnant .
Speaker 2I'm trying to figure out what's going on .
Speaker 5What's going on ? My kids won't tell me shit At the school .
Speaker 3At the school house . I'm not gonna tell you Cause I knew plenty of people that were getting pregnant when I was in high school .
Speaker 5Wow , around the wrong crowd . Well , it's also where I live .
Speaker 3Depends on where you live and stuff .
Speaker 1That's why you know he live in a high tax bracket neighborhood .
Speaker 3No , no , nobody getting pregnant in a high tax bracket neighborhood .
Speaker 1They take care of those Right .
Speaker 3See , exactly , they take care of those Like us . It's silence .
Speaker 1Like us , you know .
Speaker 3We don't have the funds to take care of it .
Speaker 1We grew up in second aid housing . That's the zip codes we live in . I'm just letting y'all know , man .
Speaker 2No business or no views Like man .
Speaker 1Let's see , it's hard , though , like man .
Speaker 2See , I don't know , like I didn't have it's hard , though , I mean I can see it .
Speaker 5On the real thing . It's like , I think it's .
Speaker 1I mean , I don't have kids Since the age gap . It's like really .
Speaker 5It's hard to yeah . First you have to decipher the language . Yeah that's true , that's the first thing , you don't know what the fuck they talking about . Half the time you don't know what the fuck they talking about half the time .
Speaker 3You don't . You don't even know big words , joe , you don't know what nobody's talking about .
Speaker 5That's cap . That's cap . You have to sit there and decipher the language Bet , bet .
Speaker 2We've been saying bet for a long time .
Speaker 1Yeah , we've been saying that a long time I can't even think of anything .
Speaker 5You talking about me . You're a little behind your damn self .
Speaker 3I am , I'm hanging out with y'all .
Speaker 1You're learning Do you see anybody my age in this room . That's hurtful .
Speaker 5Oh , I'm sorry Y'all are young , looking young today , looking young . Thank you , I guess You're doing us a favor .
Speaker 4Come to your goddamn group home .
Speaker 3I'm going to close my community hours .
Speaker 1Hey , that's why she show back up .
Speaker 3I need to go chill with my AARP friends , I'm putting this on my resume as caretaking experience .
Speaker 2You know , what that's cap . See See . I feel bad , see See .
Speaker 4Oh .
Speaker 2I feel bad , I'm weak .
Speaker 3I'll put you down as a reference You're going to help me out to my car .
Speaker 2You can help an old man out to his car . Do you need help ?
Speaker 1sir Can .
Speaker 2I carry your bag .
Speaker 1Joe , what we got in there . What's your drink of choice ?
Speaker 2Moonshine man , I want me to drink that .
Speaker 1Joe , a real one boy , let me tell you two of those you can't drink this I can drink it . Hair on my chest .
Speaker 3I can drink hair on my chest .
Speaker 4Yeah , we don't want to see that , not even that one string when you get old and shit .
Speaker 5I don't even want to see that one .
Speaker 1I want to get the one One little titty hair by the nipple .
Speaker 5I'm so sick of you . Not even that one got that . Gotta rip that mother out of there oh my goodness bikini , wax your chest .
Speaker 2So tell us about this Love Island show you was oh , love Island yeah , I love , love Island so what's so good about it ? The ?
Speaker 3drama . It's on Peacock , yeah okay , love Island on , yeah I love Love Island , so what's so good about it ?
Speaker 1The drama .
Speaker 3It's on Peacock yeah .
Speaker 1Okay , Love Island on Peacock .
Speaker 3It's , I don't know . This season is not even nobody's like falling in love with everybody , but there's so much good drama .
Speaker 1Is it yes ? How many seasons are they ?
Speaker 3This is season seven of USA .
Speaker 2What's the premise of the show ?
Speaker 3So basically you go into , you're trying to win $100,000 with your couple . So you're trying to couple up with somebody , Make America believe that y'all are actually like feeling each other , like you guys will be a good couple , et cetera . America votes on or wherever it is . Well , there's Love Island UK and there's Love Island USA . So America votes on USA obviously .
Speaker 3And you win the money with your couple , with your person . Okay , but they go through all these different challenges where you have to couple up with different people . People leave the island , et cetera , et cetera . They're on Fiji , they go to Fiji and they film this . And then there's Casa Amor , where the men or the women , whichever one , get sent to a different house and all these new people come in . So they have bombshells that show up that are new people to try and break up these couples and it's just like so scandalous Because , like whenever the men are in Casa , the girls are also getting new men . So the new men come in for the girls and the new women come in for the guys .
Speaker 2You dirty , could you be ?
Speaker 3on a show like that .
Speaker 4I'm weak .
Speaker 5Joe , I would think you'd be the one person . I'm weak . I'd fail that test . You'd fail , Joe , Shit yeah .
Speaker 1I'm weak . I failed that test .
Speaker 5That's good . You a fail , joe Shit , yeah , I'm weak , weak .
Speaker 3You'll be kicked off the island . Episode two People are like I love you . People are like Joe got to go America want me back . Joe got to go home , america want me back , they're keeping her out for viewing .
Speaker 2Joe will fall in love with the first woman as soon as he go off to that house .
Speaker 1So is it like how they have the Bachelor and Bachelorette ? Is it just a different concept ?
Speaker 3It's different . The Bachelor and Bachelorette is different because that's one woman being pursued by like 20 guys and one guy being pursued by 20 girls .
Speaker 1Love Island is they're all messing around .
Speaker 3I thought I saw challenges where it's like you have to kiss all these different people . Everybody swaps and spit everybody , and their mom is swapping spit and it's just all beautiful like , oh my god . And then it's just , there's so much drama people and listen .
Speaker 1People don't even look like that it's just good , that's like they get these people . People do not look like that Gorgeous people .
Speaker 3Like every single day there's .
Speaker 1The guys are all like ripped , the girls all have .
Speaker 3In this season .
Speaker 1I saw one on the news . He just got . I saw him on the news . He got interviewed this weekend . I don't like that one .
Speaker 2I don't like that one . I don't like that one . You know him .
Speaker 3No , I don't know any of them personally . If I did know them , you let Love Island age .
Speaker 2No , you wouldn't go on Love Island .
Speaker 3No .
Speaker 2No entrance .
Speaker 3I'd go last season when they had all the hot guys . They don't have the hot guys this season .
Speaker 2Oh , it's just hot girls . What are you figuring ? You and I grow , that's not that good they just need to do it . They did a show with regular people . Don't take my word for that .
Speaker 3Everyone has preferences , but not my preference . I'm also swapping suits with everybody and your mom .
Speaker 2If you on the show , though , what disease you got you on the show ? You have to do it for the show .
Speaker 1No , you know , they make them , do all them .
Speaker 5Oh they make them , do all them . Oh yeah , they make them do all that .
Speaker 4I don't know .
Speaker 3I don't think I'd be good at that .
Speaker 2Yeah , you get jealous easily .
Speaker 3No , it's for that .
Speaker 4That camera , though , Like you mean I have to go , I have to wake up at 6 am they turn all the lights on everything .
Speaker 3Be hot in an hour and go look hot for all these people walking in here and then go to this challenge and try to look hot during this challenge . That usually it's all nasty shit and then you got to go back to the villa , change again , get hot again and then go back and do the night stuff and then go to bed and try and look hot while you're sleeping .
Speaker 5It's not like you're afraid of a little hard work .
Speaker 3That's a lot of hard work .
Speaker 4Yes , I am afraid of a little hard work .
Speaker 3Yes , I am . I'm a lot afraid of hard work . Yes , I am afraid of a little hard work ?
Speaker 5Yes , I am . I'm a lot afraid of hard work . Okay , yeah , you just want the easy route out .
Speaker 2Come pick me up , I'm just kidding , okay , so listen , so you're getting a free vacation out of it , right ?
Speaker 5And a chance to win $100,000 .
Speaker 2And a chance to win $100,000 .
Speaker 5And find love .
Speaker 3I don't have the .
Speaker 2And get famous .
Speaker 3I don't have the fakeness in my soul to do that . You ain't got no fake . Yes , you do . I'm supposed to act like I'm in love with this person after I just met them last week . No , you never know .
Speaker 5Sorry , you might meet somebody . It's for the camera . No , you might meet somebody , you might see it .
Speaker 2Do it for the gram Francois might be right Francois might be right .
Speaker 5Love at First Sight , right there on the thing . Yes , and they got one of them too , don't they ?
Speaker 1Don't they have like a marriage at First Sight ?
Speaker 3They have . Love is Blind . Love is Blind I like , love is Blind . I like Love is Blind too Is that , the one that's on Netflix , which ?
Speaker 2one is on Netflix . Yes , love is Blind Are they on an island , don't look at me like that , joe .
Speaker 5I know I saw , I don't know , that's why I thought you know damn well , do not look at me like that .
Speaker 2Joe .
Speaker 3Well , they have Temptation Island . Temptation Island is good . Hey , that's your life .
Speaker 2Let me live . Temptation Island is good . What is that ? That's on it ?
Speaker 3It's pre-existing couples .
Speaker 1Going in .
Speaker 3Oh yeah , new people come in trying to tempt them out of their couple that they've already been in for years .
Speaker 1I'm definitely not doing that , no .
Speaker 2But you win money , I mean if you go on that show , there's something wrong with your relationship .
Speaker 3Obviously yeah , yeah .
Speaker 2You're looking for a reason .
Speaker 3That's crazy .
Speaker 2But Love is Blind . I like , because they don't see each other .
Speaker 1Hey , that's when you sit up there and I wonder , on Temptation Island , how many of them couples I mean , unless you really got to prove it or whatever aren't truly , truly couples . But they'd be like , hey , we're going to act like we're a couple .
Speaker 3Just your best friend .
Speaker 1You're like , let's go , man To go on this show Because they don't I mean they don't know .
Speaker 2Nah , because I think they're vetting these people like crazy . They have to Because on Love is Blind , a couple seasons ago there was two people on there that knew each other . So when they went to the pods so they go into the pods for like two weeks they have to date through these pods they don't even see them right .
Speaker 2Right and they started talking . They're like oh , oh , it's oh . And so she made accusations like like oh , he came on this show because of me , trying to get back with me and all this . There's all types of drama on there . You know which one I'm talking ?
Speaker 3about . I didn't see that one I'm trying to think what season it was , but yeah , wow , yeah so damn , but then they're talking about .
Speaker 2You know how people go in these pods . They start talking and they , you know , like , oh , you're only on here to be famous , and stuff like that , and which , which , it's true , a lot of people are only on there to be famous .
Speaker 3That is very true . Oh yeah , yeah .
Speaker 2Them people . They are , yeah , so they're trying to vet .
Speaker 1Trying to get their Instagram numbers up .
Speaker 2They're trying to vet these people a lot more , just like oh no , we want people that really come on here for the experience , right , not for I also wouldn't be able to be on the violin I could .
Speaker 5I'd be in the pool all day .
Speaker 1No judgment here you wouldn't , get me out of that pool .
Speaker 3You would send me home , but at least I was in the pool all day . No judgment here . I'm not in the pool .
Speaker 2Hey , I know that's my dirty little secret Love is blind .
Speaker 1Anybody see 28 Years Later .
Speaker 3No , no , don't spoil it , I want to see it so bad I ain't going to spoil it . Is it good Listen ? I just watched 28 Days . I'm not going to spoil it Saying it's good is not spoiling it .
Speaker 5I want you to form your own opinion . I finally watched the Amateurs . Though it's good , I liked it .
Speaker 1Oh , the Amateurs is good .
Speaker 5Yeah , I finally watched it .
Speaker 1That's good the .
Speaker 2Amateurs . That is good . So I just watched 28 Days . I'm going to watch 28 Weeks .
Speaker 3And then you have to watch 28 Months .
Speaker 1I want to watch 28 Weeks .
Speaker 3It's only three 28 Days , 28 Weeks , 28 Years .
Speaker 2I just watched 28 Days .
Speaker 4So now you got to watch 28 Weeks .
Speaker 3One of my favorite Killian Murphy movies .
Speaker 1The Craven dude Is in the new one , 28 years later .
Speaker 3He's in Craven . What's his name ? Aaron .
Speaker 1Yeah Him .
Speaker 3Whatever the hell , taylor yeah .
Speaker 2Well , I don't understand . So there's zombies , though right Kinda .
Speaker 3It's a rage virus Kinda is yeah . They're not able to control themselves .
Speaker 1So , yeah , think about it remember when them people was on them bath salts yeah remember back in the day when people was doing the bath salts like that . That's pretty much that's what was in my head . Formula One yeah , brad Pitt , that's that today and Damson Edris , yeah , it comes out this week Huh .
Speaker 2They've been advertising . Oh no , Hell yeah , I want to see that .
Speaker 1Yeah , I want to see that Jurassic Park . That's next week . I want to watch Jurassic Park Elio , let's see what else is out .
Speaker 2So the last Jurassic Park , they brought everybody out back , right ? Or was that a couple Jurassic Parks ?
Speaker 5They got my girl in this one , though , scarlett Johansson .
Speaker 3Yeah , uh-huh , yeah , uh-huh , I agree .
Speaker 5Colin Yost must be enjoying that . Colin Yost .
Speaker 1Oh snap .
Speaker 5Oh snap , she just had a baby .
Speaker 1Hey , megan 2.0 . Oh , yeah , yeah , yes , megan 2.0 was out . I need to see it , megan 2.0 .
Speaker 3Get that off my screen . Get that little girl off my screen Formula 1 how to Train your Dragon .
Speaker 1I saw that my screen Get that little girl off my screen . Formula One how to Train your Dragon . I saw that .
Speaker 3Was it good ?
Speaker 128 years later Ballerina .
Speaker 3I want to see Ballerina . I heard Ballerina's really good .
Speaker 1Elio .
Speaker 5Brightheart , I'll probably watch that Brightheart is with .
Speaker 1Oh man , what's a homegirl's name ?
Speaker 4Who .
Speaker 1I forget her name ? What ?
Speaker 5is it now ?
Speaker 1Bright Heart , bright Heart . I don't know . I guess it got something to do with a wedding . That bring her back was good .
Speaker 3Bridehead , oh no .
Speaker 1Bright Heart . What's her name ? Rebel Wilson . That Bring Her Back was good . Bridehead , oh , no , bride Heart . Bride Heart , yeah , what's her name ? Rebel Wilson . Yeah , rebel Wilson . Okay , I didn't want to say Amy Schumer .
Speaker 3I didn't even see that one .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , no , there's some good movies coming out this summer though , right yeah , so .
Speaker 1Megan 2.0 . So no on Megan 2.0 ?
Speaker 3so no on Megan 2.0 ? Hell , no , really I didn't . She irritates me , it's annoying .
Speaker 5You didn't watch the first one .
Speaker 3Yeah , it's just annoying .
Speaker 1I'm about to beat your ass . You got to be nice for the people in Germany , just because I'm white don't mean , I look like her . Yeah , you know what ?
Speaker 5You do kind of look like her who ? No , I don't .
Speaker 1Megan 2.0 ? Not at all , yeah you do ?
Speaker 3Hair color , different Eye color , different Facial structure , different
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Speaker 3Body different .
Speaker 2No , I'm trying to think who you look like , jennifer .
Speaker 3No , I don't look like anybody .
Speaker 5Megan .
Speaker 1Stop Megan 2.5? .
Speaker 2Megan 3.0 . Superman in a couple weeks and then Smurfs a week after that .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , the Smurfs . So you gotta go out and see your movies . I didn't know they was coming with a .
Speaker 3Smurfs movie .
Speaker 1Hey , I got a fun fact . I don't know if I said this already . Y'all know Gargamel made Smurfette . Yes , I did know that . I did not , or if I did , I forgot .
Speaker 5Gargamel named Smurfette .
Speaker 1He made her , he made her To catch him .
Speaker 5Gotta catch him off .
Speaker 1See what I'm saying .
Speaker 2He tried to . He didn't learn them out .
Speaker 3It's a woman , get shit Every time . I'm going to give y'all a tip today , you learn them
Speaker 2out , it's a look , it's a woman .
Speaker 5It's a woman , exactly . Get you Every time . I'm going to give you all a tip today . My line this is going to be a good tip . Oh no , go to VIP stream and you can watch those movies on your phone .
Speaker 1Now I'm going to tell you this there's nothing like the movie experience . I used to do that like the movie experience .
Speaker 3I used to do that .
Speaker 1Do you know , when you don't go to the movies , you're robbing yourself of the experience .
Speaker 5Oh , I go to the movies . I'm the type person I go for the popcorn .
Speaker 1I'm talking to the people , but I know you love popcorn , hey , especially , come on . You don't want to watch Formula One on your phone , do you ? I mean now , if you don't want to watch Formula 1 on your phone , do you I ?
Speaker 2mean now , if you don't have , if you don't have the means , why you give it that look ?
Speaker 5I was just putting it out there for the people that don't go to the movies for the people that don't go to the movies .
Speaker 1Go to the movies at least to see Formula 1 . If you want to see , like Megan 2.0 , okay . But don't , I want to see the movies At the movie I want to .
Speaker 2Now there's certain movies I want to see at the movie , like I want to see Superman . You hear that that was a car .
Speaker 4Yeah , that's how they call it Adobe Digital .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 1I'm telling you Sounded just like it .
Speaker 3Outside .
Speaker 5Yeah , man , that shit is so loud . You been out there , I'm telling you Sounded just like it . Yeah , that's what I'm saying Outside . Yeah man , that shit is so loud . You been out there , I am left , what ?
Speaker 1Yeah , not for an actual race , but when I went out there they were just practicing .
Speaker 5No , I went out there For a race . That shit is so fucking loud .
Speaker 2I've been out there For a NASCAR and a Formula 1 and you think that's loud .
Speaker 4Yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1I've never seen Formula 1 .
Speaker 5Monster trucks are louder than that . Monster trucks are loud .
Speaker 1Yeah , I've seen monster trucks .
Speaker 5Monster trucks are loud .
Speaker 1And them damn dirt bikes . Just the whole time . You just hear the ying , ying , ying .
Speaker 2The F1 , like the F1 , because I was out at PIR watching one of those F1 races . The races , the difference between that and NASCAR . Nascar , they race in packs , right yeah , so you get a little break 4-1 , and then them cars just vroom vroom , vroom , them things fly .
Speaker 4They're so damn fast .
Speaker 1Yeah they go , they fly , boy man .
Speaker 4The crashes are louder .
Speaker 1Yeah , shit Sounds like an earthquake when they crash Anyway , hey , we told you all the movies , we gave you all our love island , that's right oh , we already talked about straw . Oh , the poop cruise , I haven't watched it they're still using that boat there's no way they're not using that boat they wouldn't , demolish it , would they ? I just watched a video . They still using it .
Speaker 3That it was still like floating around .
Speaker 1Oh , the poop cruise boat . Yes , really , what's the poop ?
Speaker 3cruise boat . I've heard people say it's still being used .
Speaker 1Hey , there's a boat Now . I don't even know the whole story , but once again y'all know we don't fact check . It got stuck at sea . I guess the power went out and then the toilet stopped flushing and everything Okay , and I guess it started backing up .
Speaker 3It was so bad you couldn't go inside .
Speaker 1So that's why they call it the poop cruise you had to stay outside . Yeah , I want to see that documentary . Why ?
Speaker 5don't they just sink it ?
Speaker 3Because there's a whole bunch of people on a cruise .
Speaker 1Yeah , people stuck out there for four days .
Speaker 3They were stuck .
Speaker 5Now the people's off of it right .
Speaker 1Well , it's happened a few years ago .
Speaker 5I guess , but it's on Netflix , just sync it ?
Speaker 1Oh , I don't know . Anyway , thank y'all for listening . We had Joe , just Jess Sherrod , aka Silky .
Speaker 2I haven't been Silky in a minute .
Speaker 5Yeah . I'm always Silky man , I'm going to have a hood .
Speaker 1Hey , I thought Silky was going to come out today .
Speaker 5Silky came out a little bit . Yeah , I watched Love Island . Yeah , love is blind . Yeah , I watched Love Island . Yeah , love is blind .
Speaker 1Anyway , love is blind . We are out of here Married at first sight . Holla hey , max Peace .
Speaker 2Woof . Yes , holla , talk your shit , max .