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Unfiltered Talk: From Reality TV Hotties to Workplace Scandals

Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride Episode 237

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Ever wonder what happens when conversation boundaries disappear and your most candid friends just say what everyone's thinking? Welcome to a whirlwind episode that starts with reality TV eye candy and ends somewhere you never expected.

The journey begins with Just Jess breaking down Love Island Season 7, spotlighting standouts like "beautiful" Jeremiah (sparking a spirited debate about colorism), fan-favorite Huda, and other contestants who've captured viewers' attention. But underneath the fun, a more serious conversation emerges about impossible beauty standards perpetuated by shows casting only perfect bodies. As one host notes, "People don't walk around looking like this" – raising questions about representation and society's unrealistic expectations.

From reality TV, we pivot to real-life drama as the group discusses the viral Coldplay concert incident where a CEO and his company's HR director were caught in a compromising position on the stadium jumbotron. Their panicked reaction – ducking away and hiding their faces – essentially confirmed suspicions about an affair, leading to a discussion about workplace ethics, potential professional consequences, and the risks of living in our constantly-recording world.

The conversation takes unexpected turns through Hollywood casting patterns (has The Rock ever had a Black love interest on screen?), personal confessions about breast milk experiences, and the dating show "Pop the Balloon" featuring hilarious clips. Every topic blends seamlessly into the next, creating the feeling of hanging out with friends who aren't afraid to speak their minds.

What makes this podcast special isn't just the wide-ranging topics – it's the chemistry between hosts who transition effortlessly from pop culture analysis to deeply personal confessions with humor and authenticity. Whether they're discussing corporate scandals, reality TV hotties, or unexpected personal experiences, the unfiltered conversation feels refreshingly real.

Ready for a podcast that might make you laugh, think, and occasionally blush? Tune in, turn up the volume, and join the conversation – just maybe not with your kids in the car.

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Speaker 1:

Hey, hey, somebody said you got to find a new seat. Hey, I wouldn't let them do that. Just in the nick of time I'd be like, hey, you're supposed to sit where you're supposed to sit. I'll be like, hey, you supposed to sit where you supposed to sit. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Yeah, you ain't got a body. Joe has had his seat tooken.

Speaker 3:

Tooks.

Speaker 1:

By a young nigga.

Speaker 2:

A YN. Hold on. I told y'all what that was. I told y'all the limits. Man Welcome.

Speaker 1:

Joe has had his seat. Took it, took it.

Speaker 2:

Took it Welcome.

Speaker 1:

Joe. He said show up on time and you can sit in your seat. I did say that, nigga. Therefore we know that's never going to happen.

Speaker 4:

So now that is your new seat. This ain't my new seat, I'm just being courtesy.

Speaker 5:

I can't hear a goddamn thing.

Speaker 1:

Well how not Everybody can hear.

Speaker 3:

You're not plugged in. I can hear.

Speaker 2:

You hear now.

Speaker 4:

You got a short in it. He should be able to hear that's all right, that's all right.

Speaker 2:

Those might be the ones from last week.

Speaker 1:

I told him that's all right.

Speaker 4:

It's all good. It's all good. I can hear a little bit anyway.

Speaker 1:

Okay, one more time, welcome to the nobody's talking podcast. We are here for another pleasant uh discussion on uh finances and booty eating. Also, uh, booty eating.

Speaker 4:

Also Booty or Buddha Booty eating Booty, booty eating Finances.

Speaker 1:

Booty Booty eating. Booty eating Movies. Booty eating Alcohol.

Speaker 4:

The drink.

Speaker 1:

You ain't even started drinking huh, Not yet All right, y'all Anyway be back.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, you can tell his eyes ain't glossy today.

Speaker 1:

This is your boy Bosco, sitting to my left.

Speaker 4:

It's that Afrocentric brother. Oh, you got a fro baby.

Speaker 1:

You like that fro, don't you Get that baby throat going? We have Dr Umar III, the fourth second junior, malcolm X Martin.

Speaker 4:

Shabazz Jenkins.

Speaker 2:

III Bean pie, my brother.

Speaker 3:

Look, let me talk to y'all my brothers.

Speaker 2:

What we going to talk about today. Nah, this is Rod, and to my left.

Speaker 4:

I'm the one and only Rodeo Joe baby, I just want to say you look like you're in a Spike Lee movie. Which one? Big Brother, almighty, pass the pussy. I got a feeling.

Speaker 2:

We ain't eating no swine today.

Speaker 1:

You ain't gonna pass it, joe yeah and to my left.

Speaker 2:

This be the one they call Christian. What's going on? Y'all Sitting to my left.

Speaker 1:

Well, first off, he's sitting in Joe's seat, but because Joe has had his seat, take it Damn At his seat.

Speaker 2:

Take it, damn the disrespect.

Speaker 3:

He's like yeah, yeah, who's to your left?

Speaker 1:

Forget you.

Speaker 2:

Grandpa, oh, I said sitting to my left. Oh, my bad, and Superman is in the building.

Speaker 4:

And Superman is in the building.

Speaker 3:

And today we have a special guest.

Speaker 4:

Sitting to my left is, it's just Jess.

Speaker 2:

Just Jess.

Speaker 1:

Wait, you know, I couldn't even hear you, so we might do that again. That's what I said, hold on, we got a crowd going on here. I know I'm going crazy.

Speaker 2:

Something is too many too many buttons, you can't hear nothing, hey, you can't hear at all.

Speaker 1:

Huh, joe, we got it turned off already.

Speaker 4:

There you go.

Speaker 3:

And now to my love, in case you guys didn't hear that before.

Speaker 6:

Just Jess.

Speaker 4:

Okay, I got a little bit.

Speaker 3:

There we go.

Speaker 4:

Hey Jess, it's just Jess, it was. It was Stop, just stop. Smart brother, I'm trying to help you brother, smart brother number two.

Speaker 2:

Hi, just a bro.

Speaker 5:

That's undercover brother.

Speaker 2:

Got a pocket protector too, Got to go.

Speaker 1:

Now Got the hot sauce in my watch. We have some good stuff to talk about, and I'm going to tell you what I want to start with. I'm going to go ahead and let Jess and Sherrod have the floor.

Speaker 2:

Uh oh, you know what we're going to talk about. What's going on.

Speaker 6:

No, I have no idea. What I wasn't briefed on today's meeting. Sorry, oh my.

Speaker 2:

God, you didn't read the Cliff's notes. No, I didn't.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you didn't read the Cliff's notes. I'm really bad at reading.

Speaker 6:

We talking about.

Speaker 2:

Love's Islands 7? 7. The latest one yeah, I got on the train. Okay, y'all can sit down for this if y'all want to. Them bitches was bad man. If you just going to watch it, you can just watch it for the females.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

You know they going to do that.

Speaker 3:

Man, of course, because the females bring the viewers.

Speaker 6:

The men weren't good looking. The men were not it. No, no, the men were not it no, no, that's because they wasn't me.

Speaker 3:

I don't know. I thought, jeremiah, you're right, steve, you're right.

Speaker 2:

Listen, I think the best looking man, no homo.

Speaker 4:

Nigga, you should not be thinking that Jeremiah Jeremiah was.

Speaker 2:

Right, they was hating on him huh, he was beautiful. They was hating on.

Speaker 6:

Jeremiah, they was hating on him.

Speaker 1:

Beautiful.

Speaker 3:

Right hating on Ace If.

Speaker 1:

Ace was taller, he would have been fine. What Ace is faux too. I'm just going to guess Jeremiah is a mixed race boy.

Speaker 2:

I was thinking the same thing, he's light skinned. He's either light skinned or mixed. Don't no other nigga get described as beautiful unless he's light skinned.

Speaker 4:

That's not true. Prove me wrong.

Speaker 3:

Hey, you remember the model from the mugshot. Oh my God, yeah, Got him a model and agreed. Yeah, he was light skinned too, see.

Speaker 6:

I didn't say that. I was just saying yes, he was fine, but that's not.

Speaker 3:

Exactly, but he light skinned, see.

Speaker 1:

Most of the time when you say, fine, they like skiing. Today we're gonna talk about colorism. I'm gonna tell y'all right now, I am a unicorn.

Speaker 4:

Oh yeah, joe is a unicorn. Joe got dark skin babies. It's true, black is cold in the world.

Speaker 1:

Yes, they are tex tea, no no, they're very beautiful, yeah, but I mean, you know, but Black or the berry.

Speaker 6:

So go ahead and finish talking about you.

Speaker 4:

Light skinted, light skinted boys Count chocolate.

Speaker 1:

Want some black babies, hey she did say one day she wanted babies. She was talking about babies. What?

Speaker 4:

was marriage. You have a little Steph Curry around, hold on.

Speaker 2:

What was that? That video? Did I send that around? The video where the dude was talking about how he had, uh, he has two kids in the in the nba or the mlb. His wife is white. He said, yeah, I went, I had to find it. Who was that? That was, uh, st brown's dad. Oh, yeah, that's right, st brown's dad. Yeah, his wife. Yeah, he had two kids in the NFL. He went and stirred the chocolate once and three kids I think three kids played Division I, division I, right. So he's like, yeah, so, yeah, you got the athletic side from the black side. What are you saying?

Speaker 4:

So get you a white woman, you get an athletic kid. You're kind of smart. Hey, no listen. You know what they're trying to say. Hey, no listen. I just don't know what we're trying to say when I heard it that's how I took it, yeah.

Speaker 6:

That's exactly how I took it.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if I took it. When he said it Shout out to the St Brown brothers.

Speaker 4:

So if you're an athletic, you know.

Speaker 2:

But if you look at the majority of the NBA now coming into the league they all have Look at them. That's been for the last 10 years. That's just like Eddie Murphy said on you people.

Speaker 4:

I did my part. Oh hold on.

Speaker 1:

I got to shout out my man, steve, because they ain't dark, but they are light. Dark, the caramel.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, so you know what? I did my part. The caramel, yeah. So you know what? Well, I did my part, I tried.

Speaker 1:

Now shout out to me because my babies are also dark-skinted.

Speaker 4:

And furry Butterburgers.

Speaker 3:

Hey Tiger Strike. Okay, anyway, I'm out of this conversation.

Speaker 1:

Hey, tiger Strike. Okay, anyway, I'm out of this conversation.

Speaker 2:

That's funny. But back to, I guess, our show.

Speaker 4:

Go by the level Just.

Speaker 2:

Jess, right, so yes, okay, what is Jeremiah? So, jeremiah, hold on, I have a picture right here. Oh, why? That nigga probably look like what's his name.

Speaker 4:

Hey, what color is his eye?

Speaker 2:

Michael.

Speaker 6:

Ealy ass nigga he does kind of look like.

Speaker 1:

Yep.

Speaker 2:

He's pretty right. So anyways the premise of the show. If y'all don't watch it Love Island.

Speaker 4:

Y'all heard before I started my period Shit.

Speaker 6:

Listen.

Speaker 2:

This is for content. You got to provide some content.

Speaker 4:

I ain't talking about how cute he is. He's a good looking man.

Speaker 2:

You can see it, but he can't.

Speaker 3:

Hey, hey, hey, P Diddy was acquitted P Diddy was acquitted, he should have been Okay then.

Speaker 2:

I thought he was going to be heavily tatted up, but anyways so talk about the premise of the show.

Speaker 6:

Okay. So basically, you're going on the island trying to find love, you win with your couple and you win $100,000.

Speaker 3:

Hold on, hold on, hold on, so you win with your couple.

Speaker 6:

You mean like challenges or something, so America votes on what their favorite couple is by the end of the day. Thermos you mean, like challenges and stuff.

Speaker 2:

So America votes on what their favorite couple is by the end of this, by the hour.

Speaker 4:

Thermos.

Speaker 3:

Okay, so you got to sell it to the TV audience.

Speaker 2:

So, basically to start the show. There's like five males and five females that show up to this Island.

Speaker 5:

Oh, it's just like.

Speaker 2:

Temptation Island.

Speaker 6:

Yeah. No it's different, except for's just like Temptation Island. Yeah, no, it's different.

Speaker 3:

Except for, you know, Temptation.

Speaker 2:

Island.

Speaker 3:

It was all meant to just break each other up. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

No, this one's more. That's like you're supposed to explore and find love, potentially at the end, right.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, oh. What if they found any polyamorous motherfuckers? On the show I want to see some polyamorous on that show.

Speaker 1:

They all got nice bodies on there. They all bad.

Speaker 3:

Because they know they was going on TV. So they went and worked out.

Speaker 1:

They're all supposed to be hot. This is what I have a problem with, because people do not look like that. That's right. You're supposed to look like us regular people. No, I agree. I agree.

Speaker 5:

He's young, ripped up.

Speaker 4:

They should have had one of them with a good motor, a good what she had a good motor, and that's it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 6:

But they weren't ripped up like this young man.

Speaker 1:

No, they weren't fine like him.

Speaker 4:

That's Jeremiah. Yeah, that's Jeremiah. They weren't fine like him.

Speaker 2:

She ain't got no good body, but they was hating on Jeremiah. They were hating because of Huda.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, All that Huda drama. Well, I used to be built like that in my 20s. Oh my God, Bosco.

Speaker 2:

So Huda was probably the baddest chick. Huda was probably the baddest chick, right, she was bad ship and they was hating on that, but she was kind of crazy. Wait a minute, man. What ethnicity was Huda. Let me guess Go ahead. I was going to say some Middle Eastern Columbia Damn High five for racism, oh yeah.

Speaker 3:

Go ahead. With a name like Huda, you know she's.

Speaker 2:

She probably had the baddest body Her face.

Speaker 3:

She was bad Her face. Oh my God, yeah, what them you know what I'm talking about. What they look like, everything, everything, you know. I only care about one thing Feets, yeah, white toenails, feets.

Speaker 4:

You know, they had all that. They painted white Long as they was painted white. Oh yeah, they had two dark skin girls Shelly and.

Speaker 6:

Shelly. Shelly's gorgeous too, shelly's bad.

Speaker 5:

And Olandria.

Speaker 3:

I'm about to go check out this show.

Speaker 4:

All these bad bitches. I just like that her name is Shelly.

Speaker 2:

She probably could do some Shelly's gorgeous, so anyways, I started watching it because one that's all that's been showing up that's Alexandria, ain't it which one?

Speaker 6:

Who Is this Alexandria Olandria Really? Who Is this Alexandria Alandria?

Speaker 1:

Alandria. No, that's Bella, that's Alandria. That's Cheryl. Yeah, no, I mean the Middle Eastern girl.

Speaker 2:

No, that's Huda, oh Huda.

Speaker 6:

Huda, I was not on that picture, oh yeah.

Speaker 3:

This is Huda. Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 6:

Huda, she's bad, she gave it up too on the show Twice Jeremiah his season over. Yeah, Chris, chris can get it.

Speaker 3:

Chris can get it.

Speaker 6:

Chris can get it.

Speaker 5:

Chris can get it. He took his thermos with him and everything. He is out listen.

Speaker 2:

That wasn't in response to what.

Speaker 4:

Jess said I ain't saying you're gay, but you fucking.

Speaker 3:

it won't take much to push you over you riding the real, real VNL, I ain't gonna say you're gay, but it won't take much to push you over. I guess I came out wrong. You got the book. Don't show him, no more. Don't show him no more.

Speaker 2:

He excited about this show.

Speaker 4:

Listen, man Don't show him no more, please don't.

Speaker 2:

This is content. So I didn't want to watch the show until I started seeing all the feeds about it. Right, right. So then I got intrigued and, for content purposes, I said let me go ahead and watch this show. Go ahead and watch this. All right, watch this show. Nothing else is on. Ain't no football? Basketball is over.

Speaker 6:

Love Island is in right now.

Speaker 5:

It was the only thing that was kind of on.

Speaker 6:

He's invested in Shelly right now. He's invested in Shelly. I'm looking for the cast.

Speaker 3:

Here's, shelly.

Speaker 6:

Shelly's damn gorgeous.

Speaker 2:

Alright, give it back, man, look it up on your own Google. Oh, shelly's damn Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi. All right, give it back, man, Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi, look it up on your own Google. Oh, that's Ace. So, anyways, it's like this is Ace.

Speaker 6:

Yes, he's a clown. I'm going to have to go. I'm like, listen, I didn't like Ace at first.

Speaker 2:

But then he grew on me, he on the.

Speaker 3:

I'm not going to say it listen, listen.

Speaker 4:

We ain't playing no basketball with you. Shirts and skin you can always be shirts.

Speaker 6:

What did you think of the end? Were you satisfied with who won?

Speaker 2:

or were you like nah, nobody at this table gives a fuck, but make sure we don't spoil it that's why I said were you satisfied with the end or not?

Speaker 6:

I was satisfied with it. I was too. Now, nobody at this table gives a fuck, but make sure we don't spoil it. That's why I said, yeah, we ain't spoiling it. Were you satisfied with the end or not?

Speaker 2:

I was satisfied with it.

Speaker 6:

I was too. Okay, yeah, I was satisfied with it.

Speaker 2:

Anyways, for y'all that don't know, watch Love Island Season 7.

Speaker 6:

And Season 6, because that was good too, I haven't watched Season 6.

Speaker 2:

Well, they're having Love Island be on the villa for the season six cast.

Speaker 5:

Okay, and bring Maddox to show. Hey, so who broke up on the show? Anybody break up?

Speaker 2:

Everybody and their mom, broke up on the show. Oh, they did. That's all I want. Oh, that's true, can't stand y'all man Listen. I watch the show for content yeah, market research. Hey you over there checking out those chicks right now? Ain't you Absolutely you know what?

Speaker 5:

I'm looking at Exactly.

Speaker 2:

You know what I'm looking at Go watch the show.

Speaker 4:

I ain't watching a goddamn thing. You need one more to stay telling me it's on Peacock.

Speaker 5:

I am not watching shit.

Speaker 2:

Anyways, that's my little love island rant.

Speaker 4:

That is great. Yeah, that was great.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you like Chris. Chris, who's your favorite guy?

Speaker 4:

Um, she can't decide bro.

Speaker 6:

Okay.

Speaker 4:

Why you gonna take what left.

Speaker 6:

Like.

Speaker 4:

Which one's the.

Speaker 2:

Man turn his mic off. Damn which one is Mike Turn that? Oh, we split huh Shit.

Speaker 6:

Like, looks wise, or what.

Speaker 2:

Who's your favorite dude?

Speaker 6:

Ace was the funniest, chris was fine.

Speaker 2:

If you had to pick one to leave the island, with who you leaving?

Speaker 4:

with Chris, chris, chris, hey Joe.

Speaker 1:

This is for the people, it ain't for us, baby, I know I didn't mean to take your man, but Nah, nah, no my.

Speaker 2:

My favorite female was the Latina chick.

Speaker 4:

Alexandria. What's?

Speaker 2:

her name. No, no, the Latina chick Jeremiah, not Huda she's. Am I allowed to play the Sharia? Not Huda. She's. Welcome back. Huda's not. Yeah, huda's not on the team. What the team is, fake the other.

Speaker 3:

Am I allowed to play the trailer Uh.

Speaker 2:

Don't get assumed Amaya, no, not Amaya. Oh, that's copycat.

Speaker 4:

I'm such a communication nerd.

Speaker 3:

I've always been a more emotional type of guy. I'm really like three sports. Great guy, Wait that shit on.

Speaker 2:

They are did.

Speaker 3:

Chris White's.

Speaker 6:

Dream oh really, why I?

Speaker 2:

don't blame her. Adrena was the baddest one. That's when I texted you. I said that's when people were standing on their heads when she came into the villa.

Speaker 4:

Everybody was like.

Speaker 2:

Adrena, adrena, yeah, look her up which one is Adrena man.

Speaker 1:

Well, I'm looking at the thing right now.

Speaker 4:

Your sister and my sister. I'm not going to judge you based off your zoning. I thought this shit was on Netflix.

Speaker 5:

Okay, I am, but not like fully going to judge you. I'm Haitian. I do speak a little bit of Creole. Sac, passe hey.

Speaker 6:

I was in a nine-year relationship. He left me. I'm glad he broke my heart because look at me here. I want my man to nurture me. I'm your baby they all thirst trap.

Speaker 2:

I bet she tastes like cinnamon.

Speaker 6:

I am a baby, I'm 4'10".

Speaker 4:

Brown sugar. I'm a short king.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah man.

Speaker 1:

Mm smells like lemon, pledge friends and pot.

Speaker 2:

She probably tastes like coconut.

Speaker 1:

No problem talking to taller ladies but, I'm not being no damn little sploosh.

Speaker 4:

Dancing makes me joyful. I got my rhythm from my mom, my pop. She got too lit.

Speaker 1:

Anyways hey there ain't nobody on Love Island but Trish baby. That's sweet.

Speaker 6:

Who called the pool man. I love making people laugh. I look damn good. While cleaning the pool I got a pretty decent bulge, but that's because I stuff it. No, I'm just that's because, I stop at.

Speaker 2:

Anyways, watch Love Island.

Speaker 1:

I'm hating on All these young dudes Because I used to be young once. What time it come out, it's just on Peacock, it's on.

Speaker 4:

Peacock Joe.

Speaker 2:

You just gotta stream it. Hey.

Speaker 1:

You see the titties in it.

Speaker 2:

Joe, I mean you used to look like that too.

Speaker 1:

Titties in a bikini. Oh yeah, I got pictures. No, that's what I'm saying. Oh yeah, people don't look like this when is the show for the regular people? I think they call that the Bachelor, because people don't walk around looking like this Instagram, these Love Island and Bachelor and Bachelorette. They what? No, that's exactly. They don't put regular people on there.

Speaker 2:

Bet you, they would.

Speaker 1:

I mean I would, but they did the Q ratings Because when they tried to they were out quit. I guess beauty sales right, they want to be sold a dream ratings? Nah, because when they tried to they were out quit. Oh shit, I guess beauty sales right.

Speaker 2:

They want to be sold a dream huh man. Escape their own reality. That is why Instagram is what it is.

Speaker 1:

With all the filters and the fakeness. I was going to be negative this whole episode. All these young dudes.

Speaker 2:

But, that's.

Speaker 1:

I mean, that's just what it is. Yeah, it's. We used to look like that in our 20s no no, not me that was a long.

Speaker 5:

I look pretty good now actually hey, I'm being facetious.

Speaker 1:

Oh, absolutely, yeah I'm just being facetious right now.

Speaker 2:

I'm just like okay, I'm on my Benjamin Button shit.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I look better.

Speaker 4:

now in my 20s, what are you 29?

Speaker 2:

Hey, I think, men, we ain't the regular folk.

Speaker 1:

But I'm speaking for you bad bodied motherfuckers out there, you dad bodies out there, including me and Steve.

Speaker 2:

Steve, you should get a shirt that say dad bod.

Speaker 1:

Hey dad bod, you wish Dad bod you can suck.

Speaker 4:

Put that on the back Front, say, dad, bod the back say you wish that's good, that's a good one, man.

Speaker 1:

I'ma get a. I'ma get a T-shirt With With the abs on them. That's what I'ma do. Draw the abs With my chest, yeah, like.

Speaker 3:

Like your Batman Costume. Yeah, i'ma get that yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'm like.

Speaker 3:

My Superman costume.

Speaker 1:

I was like Then when you, when you mess around and you take it off and you be like they be like Damn. You like that you?

Speaker 3:

look like that for real.

Speaker 1:

You thought, you didn't think I was gonna look like that, did you?

Speaker 3:

Like Shaq did when he drew them abs on.

Speaker 1:

Oh man, that shit was so hilarious but no, listen, you know what shout out to Love Island yeah we kid because we care. And you know I'm not in my 20s, no more, so you know I'm jealous man, I really thought that shit was on Netflix, for some no, I was hoping to. I don't have peacock.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I might I don't even know how I wasn't going to watch it either way. Did you have Prime?

Speaker 3:

You got to have Prime, to have Peacock for free. Oh, you just got to subscribe. Yeah, I don't subscribe to none of that shit.

Speaker 1:

You got to have Hulu. Might be Hulu. Yeah, I think Hulu, I'm not sure.

Speaker 2:

I think I got.

Speaker 1:

Hulu. I think talking about stuff I know, right, I did watch Madea's wedding destination. Oh, that looks good and it was hilarious. For all the people that hate on Madea dude, well, first off, it don't make no difference because that dude is paid. Hey man, tyler Perry is super, super paid. I'm a big fan. I know a couple people that actually work for him. Shout out to them. I don't want to put their names out there, but they say he's a nice guy. That wedding destination is hilarious though. I like it. Did you like it? It was funny. It was real funny, real good comedy. I mean, obviously you got some buffoonery in there, but that's what you watch it for. For all you people that want to be all super serious, go watch Glory.

Speaker 2:

He's at Tyler.

Speaker 1:

Perry, I'm being Joe. Today I'm being negative.

Speaker 2:

So Tyler Perry made more. What, black? If you'd have met me back then.

Speaker 4:

Allegedly you look like a little grandma, like Tukey baby, like Tukey Nigga is fresh off the yard, ain't he Tukey? Right there, baby, let me see. Like Tookie.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, let me see. Nigga is fresh off the yard, ain't he?

Speaker 4:

Like Tookie, right there baby.

Speaker 1:

Hey Joe, that's when you was a first-round draft pick.

Speaker 4:

No nigga, I was like 40-something years old you still stand the same.

Speaker 6:

Still got the same stint.

Speaker 4:

That's right, baby, hey, hey. I remember that that's some wine right there, fine wine right there Stop looking at me.

Speaker 6:

I know.

Speaker 4:

Look at Rob.

Speaker 1:

Black, don't crack. No, look at her hey, you might not hey.

Speaker 2:

Hey the comments.

Speaker 4:

Rob been making today. I don't think I can ever look at him again.

Speaker 2:

Listen, I will take responsibility for my own actions Okay.

Speaker 6:

Chris, fine yeah, come on.

Speaker 1:

Hey, that's just like KJ in the damn glory hole last week.

Speaker 2:

I like that right there boy, hey did he ever look up that robot. Did he really ever look up that robot?

Speaker 3:

I know he had to. He was interesting. He was hella interesting.

Speaker 2:

Forget the doll, I gotta have the robot. You missed it. We're not rehashing $86,000 for a robot. $89,000? For a sex robot?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, man when.

Speaker 5:

I hit the lotto. That ain't shit, but a drop in the bucket.

Speaker 3:

Come on girl.

Speaker 6:

I want her to ring my doorbell.

Speaker 3:

Ding dong, just get out of her knees and go.

Speaker 2:

We're going to rehash it real quick. Would you pay for a sex robot? A?

Speaker 4:

male sex robot. I know, can you get Count Choc Because she a girl. She don't need it.

Speaker 3:

She don't have to pay for nothing.

Speaker 6:

You got Count man that motherfucker's so crazy?

Speaker 5:

Don't raise your eyebrows at me. I'm feeling uncomfortable.

Speaker 2:

She is unwell. I like that. Y'all are sitting across from the table. I don't like that. Take your seat back, christian, please. That's the count. I don't know In due time.

Speaker 4:

We can play role playing at Accessment Street. Oh no, that's a one, that's a three. I never made it without biting. Oh, that means you know, we make some commercials. Never made it without biting.

Speaker 5:

I didn't let you stay into the center of a.

Speaker 4:

Tootsie Pop.

Speaker 1:

Now remember we said we was going to talk about finances right Now. Did somebody see in Columbia a farmer? The farmer that dug up some money $600 million and he turned it in. He probably get a big bonus for that, joe, you can assume whatever you want $600 million. It ain't America. I bet he ain't get nothing.

Speaker 4:

You know that cartel shit bro.

Speaker 1:

And they about to kill his ass.

Speaker 2:

Who'd he?

Speaker 1:

turn it into the authorities? Yeah, but they gonna take care of him though. So you think the authorities gonna give it back to the cartel.

Speaker 6:

They gonna move yeah it is Columbia as soon as he says 600 million.

Speaker 3:

In.

Speaker 2:

Columbia Random whole year. I'm not fucking with that, not in.

Speaker 5:

Columbia.

Speaker 6:

You can't keep it.

Speaker 5:

I know what you gonna say.

Speaker 3:

I'm getting the hell out of that.

Speaker 2:

I'm moving, the hell out of that.

Speaker 3:

All I'm telling you.

Speaker 6:

I know what you're going to say I'm getting the hell out of that dial.

Speaker 2:

I'm keeping the meal. I'm moving the hell out of that dial. You're pocketing all that shit. You think about $10 million. All I'm telling you is good, they're going to catch your ass.

Speaker 4:

They're going to find me.

Speaker 1:

Everything.

Speaker 5:

How to live good for a while though Right Everything.

Speaker 1:

You know how I'm a points guy, but I mean you can still use it a little bit and still pay. But you can pay gas cash, groceries cash. It's a whole bunch of stuff that you can pay cash for, Pussy cash.

Speaker 2:

I think that's what he was going with. Well, listen, I think that's what he was going with. Well, yeah, listen, I think that's what he was talking about. If they're going to find these white folks in the middle of the Ozarks.

Speaker 1:

I was trying to be nice. This is a G-rated podcast it's a family show. It's a family show. God damn it.

Speaker 2:

If the Colombians are going to find these white folks in the middle of the Ozarks, they're going to find your ass.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, is going to find these white folks in the middle of the Ozarks they going to find your ass.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, no, they ain't going to find me Shit.

Speaker 4:

They going to find me, they going to gut you if $50 are missing.

Speaker 1:

I guarantee you they won't find me in Baton Rouge.

Speaker 3:

I'm with C I'm out, I'm out, I'm off the grid.

Speaker 4:

You would never find me, I would have took me about $200,000.

Speaker 3:

I, I wouldn't even have a cell phone.

Speaker 2:

They say it's part of Homeboys Remember.

Speaker 1:

Pablo Escobar. Pablo, yeah, are his people still alive? No, they said that I guess he has like $30 billion, billion, $30 billion in cash. You can't log into all that shit, that's probably some of his money, billion, billion, $30 billion

Speaker 2:

in cash you can't launch all that shit.

Speaker 4:

You can't.

Speaker 3:

That's probably some of his money.

Speaker 1:

You can pay for gas with cash, you can pay for groceries with cash, and there's other things that you can pay.

Speaker 5:

Meow.

Speaker 1:

Cash Cash.

Speaker 2:

Huh, how do you know? Those bills aren't?

Speaker 4:

marked, though they ain't marked. They ain't marked because they didn't come straight from the bank.

Speaker 2:

The only reason why they have to launder is because it comes through the US. They don't have to launder that shit in Columbia.

Speaker 4:

They don't have to launder it in the US. They don't have to launder that shit in Columbia Right, they don't have to launder it in the US they cash.

Speaker 2:

It's the way business operates.

Speaker 4:

But the thing is because, once you have American currency, american cash, unless you go to the bank and get a big lump sum. That's the only time they're going to be able to the bank.

Speaker 1:

Yeah they say it's all in number sequence Once you make a deposit or once you make a withdrawal, anything over $10,000. It's tagged.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, $9,999.

Speaker 1:

You can't even travel with $10,000. But here's my question. So you're going to tell me you're going to alert Michael Jordan because he want to take $20,000 out the bank.

Speaker 2:

Don't they have to do it in multiple branches?

Speaker 1:

Hey.

Speaker 4:

I'm glad you said that it's only insured up to so much Because you

Speaker 1:

know what people were saying no, it is yeah, but they say it's ways around that. And you know, I like to talk about finances because I plan on hitting the power ball. But they were saying, if you got a whole bunch of money and you got multiple banks, that ain't nothing but a headache Cause you like oh, I got this account, it is bank, it is bank.

Speaker 4:

And then because if you have a whole bunch of money, you would have to have multiple banks Cause they only insured 250,000.

Speaker 1:

Dude, if you have a whole bunch of money, you would have to have multiple banks because they only insure $250,000. Dude, hey, I'm going to tell you we, speaking just like we are broke, because we are. I mean, we have a little bit of money, but trust me what I'm saying is. No, I know what you're saying, dude. Trust me, I know somebody that with a lot of money and they said their stuff is like in two banks and it's fine and they've been having money like a long time.

Speaker 4:

If you have a shitload of it. The interest rate is going to be like that tenth of a penny add up.

Speaker 1:

No, no, I get what you're saying, but, like, what they were saying is, if you have, okay, every bank here, because you got $20 million, so you're going to split that up in $250,000 each, exactly, but you are going to put it in.

Speaker 4:

So where do you think you are? Going to put it in, which one is going to give you a high yield though. Oh yeah, yeah, you're going to do that.

Speaker 1:

So what do you think You'll?

Speaker 5:

never have to spend a dime of it.

Speaker 1:

Or a certain rich guy that's from Akron Ohio. Rich guy that's from Akron Ohio. I'm not saying no names, but has a whole lot of money. No, I'm just saying You're going to go there. That's the richest person I know You're going to go there.

Speaker 4:

Hey.

Speaker 1:

Dog.

Speaker 4:

You only need a couple banks, because you just got to keep rubbing Akron in our faces.

Speaker 1:

No, because I love my city. Your name is Alabama Joe yeah.

Speaker 4:

I know it is, but we po-po motherfuckers down there you don't hear me saying yeah, man, you got to come down there and get some corn.

Speaker 1:

I said we all listen by rich people's standards. No.

Speaker 2:

I think he rich, he rich. I am not rich.

Speaker 1:

You like a you. One of them put money in a can type nigga, yes, I am.

Speaker 2:

Broke. Hey, I want to go to Joe's backyard Broke.

Speaker 1:

So you got three broke people here, put money in a can, four, five, oh, you ain't broke. I put money in a can I do? You just broke by choice that she does.

Speaker 2:

She's keeping it a hundred. That she does, keeping it a hundred. You got a built-in wallet Broke, broke, broke. That's the smart brother of shit he done ever seen. You got a built-in ATM.

Speaker 1:

Smart brother number two right there, ladies and gentlemen, it's all in how you want to do it.

Speaker 4:

That's really offensive, Joe.

Speaker 6:

you was just right in front of me.

Speaker 4:

I'm trying to defend your honor over here.

Speaker 6:

Thank you, joe. Thank you, my damn near Stop looking down. My eyes, my eyes, joe, defending my honor.

Speaker 2:

Moral of the story when the white women at and speaking of white women, y'all, let's just start selling coke. Let's just all start selling coke. My neck hurts a little bit.

Speaker 4:

I can't look up, I gotta look down. I like how your whole neck moves when you look up, yeah, my neck got my neck look up.

Speaker 1:

It hurts, shout out what you call them things.

Speaker 2:

Shout out the clips. I got a bad dish back there.

Speaker 6:

Right, so if I'm looking at your breasts is out of necessity, oh okay, I'm sorry, I'm ready to start selling coke, they say actually men live longer if they stare at breasts who?

Speaker 1:

says that Men, the internet Right and the internet is always correct. Right.

Speaker 2:

Because, it stimulates men.

Speaker 4:

So when men are stimulated, if you drank breast milk, you live longer.

Speaker 2:

For real, I ain't drinking no breast milk.

Speaker 4:

You don't know what you miss.

Speaker 2:

Wait, hold on, let's dissect this. Look at Bosco's face. So you done drank some breast milk.

Speaker 4:

Why I done drank some breast milk.

Speaker 2:

Storytime with Joe.

Speaker 4:

What you talking about and it wouldn't necessarily belong to me.

Speaker 1:

No, it doesn't. It belongs in the base. You have the floor, Joe.

Speaker 2:

So hold on.

Speaker 4:

Was it by accident or you just purposely went and Y'all niggas talking about eating ass and wanting to drink breast milk, I know.

Speaker 3:

Sometimes, though, sometimes that is a weird line. Hold on, you drink breast milk. That is a weird line, hold on, hold on, you drink breast milk. That is a weird line. I drink breast milk.

Speaker 2:

You don't drink breast milk. Yeah, it's delicious.

Speaker 6:

Sometimes you get a clogged duct. It's sweet and you need to get that shit out of there.

Speaker 2:

So you get a guy to drink it, it's the easiest way.

Speaker 6:

It's the best way.

Speaker 3:

Maybe like oh.

Speaker 6:

Gotta Like, oh, gotta, relieve that pressure. Look at his face, man, listen I done.

Speaker 2:

Smelled breast milk. It does not smell good at all.

Speaker 4:

That's why you a bottle fed baby. You gotta check her diet.

Speaker 2:

That's what it is. You gotta check her diet you a bottle fed baby.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, ain't no trench, baby.

Speaker 4:

Joe, no, you a bottle fed baby. Yeah, he definitely a formula fed. I was formula baby.

Speaker 3:

He ain't no trench baby Joe. No, you a bottle fed baby. Yeah, he definitely a formula fed. I was formula fed. He ain't got no heart. I was titty fed. He grew up in a two-parent household.

Speaker 4:

We got two people that grew up in a two-parent household at this table we titty fed. I'm a twin, so y'all bottle fed motherfuckers. Ain't no good. Y'all don't Fuck that. I'm gonna talk, but you bottle fed Motherfucker Salt. That's why you got such a titties, not tits Titties, titties, plural Titties Titties.

Speaker 5:

He's just picturing it. He's just like he closed his eyes.

Speaker 2:

Listen. What does it taste like?

Speaker 1:

It's sweeter than milk.

Speaker 3:

It's sweet milk, it's sweet baby, it's sweet milk yeah.

Speaker 4:

If I had some Frosted Flakes, I'd have put it in there.

Speaker 3:

I'd have put it on Just like you drink the milk at the end of your Frosted Flakes bowl. Just like that.

Speaker 1:

Hey, coconut water kind of tastes like that. Ew, no, I heard that. No, I'm telling you, coconut water's nasty, get the.

Speaker 4:

Not coconut water, but coconut milk.

Speaker 1:

Coconut milk maybe but not water, coconut water's Well, I know it's one of the coconut waters I had and it kind of tastes like frosted.

Speaker 2:

Good curry.

Speaker 4:

Coconut milk, yeah, frosted Flake Milk. The secret to good curry is coconut milk.

Speaker 2:

Titty milk or coconut milk.

Speaker 4:

Coconut milk. So wait hold on.

Speaker 2:

Did you drink it? Just tap like it was.

Speaker 3:

All right, I got mine right off the tap.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, you still on it. Man he trying to pitch you. I got my shit off the tap.

Speaker 3:

And you drink it cold.

Speaker 4:

You didn't put none in there.

Speaker 3:

No, right off the tap baby the refrigerator man. I went 13 years without a cold bro. He said he was formula fortified. Damn Breast milk fortified.

Speaker 4:

I went 13 years without a cold, bro. See, you was formula fortified.

Speaker 3:

You had to get your immunization.

Speaker 2:

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me continue dissecting this. So you was like. She was like okay, joe, you ain't feeling good, come here, baby yeah.

Speaker 4:

You ever see me myself and Irene.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 4:

There you go.

Speaker 2:

Oh, dang, and you just lashed all out.

Speaker 4:

I was trying to get on that.

Speaker 6:

Then push the baby out the way.

Speaker 4:

Did you start crying. When she pulled in the way.

Speaker 2:

Then push the baby out. The way he's looking at the baby, he's about to fight the baby. Get your ass out there, titty, that's my titty. What's better, the right titty or the left titty?

Speaker 4:

That's my titty punk. You know I ain't got a lot of titty, though.

Speaker 2:

I just found out like a couple weeks ago I was a right titty, it's the right titty, right titty, you just go straight to the right titty.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it all depends Okay. I didn't know that.

Speaker 4:

I was observing somebody and they had their breasts out and I noticed one of the titties was a little bigger than the other one. She said it ain't my fault that motherfucker liked the right titty. I said, oh damn, I'm a right titty man.

Speaker 3:

I didn't even know, you didn't even know.

Speaker 2:

You don't show the titties an equal amount of love. Gotta do that. So you suck it on one titty more than the other titty's. An equal amount of love. You got to do that, so you sucking on one titty more than the other titty. You try to put them both together.

Speaker 3:

Sometimes one is a little smaller than the other, so you just got to go ahead and go with the bigger option.

Speaker 2:

Joe, Joe, Joe. We not going to gloss over that. Please explain that.

Speaker 4:

It is. Please explain that, though that's the one you throw from me.

Speaker 2:

The left hand is the game.

Speaker 4:

I'm just saying.

Speaker 2:

Man, I'm done with you. Joe, I can't mess with you. No, try it though.

Speaker 1:

If you're ambidextrous.

Speaker 4:

You can throw good with both hands. You're ambidextrous, but I can't. I'm good with the right. I hit a frog with this motherfucker, but that left one boy. It'll come out pretty strong. He skips the water. That's a gay hand.

Speaker 3:

I have no target practice, I have no aim.

Speaker 4:

I'm so sorry, I do masturbate with you.

Speaker 2:

You call that the stranger, you ambidextrous with the, with the masturbation.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's why my arms are the same size bro.

Speaker 2:

Man. Man we need to get some video in here.

Speaker 4:

What the hell Video. The people need to see this.

Speaker 2:

The people need to see this, that's what you.

Speaker 5:

Oh, what you?

Speaker 4:

talking about no. No Now from the early segment, you got to start a YouTube. Exactly you watching Love Island.

Speaker 2:

Now you want to see no, no no, I'm just saying Joe's hot, yeah he is Cut, the microphone Cut the damn microphone Turn it down. You know what I mean.

Speaker 3:

Mr.

Speaker 2:

Beanpot Umar Johnson, shabazz III. You not looking too hot right now? The people want to see us right now.

Speaker 5:

Right.

Speaker 2:

Right, because Humming, humming, humming, humming. He's out here looking dumb as hell.

Speaker 4:

Last couple, I think.

Speaker 2:

The way Joe threw that left hand and said this is a gay hand, man, Yo. Where would the cameras be set up, though? We got to set it up oh right in the center. Yeah, we can put a 360.

Speaker 3:

One of those 360 cameras, oh shit.

Speaker 2:

The people want to see us All right well go ahead.

Speaker 1:

They want to see.

Speaker 2:

Joe looking at just Jess' titties. No, I ain't got.

Speaker 4:

No titties, get us a 360 camera. See you? Look, huh, I told you, my neck hurt.

Speaker 1:

Folks have been curious about Jess because they hear us talk about you know her getting broke down by Chris Brown. Yeah, getting back shots, yep, and all that Allegedly.

Speaker 3:

Throw that ass in the circle.

Speaker 2:

Allegedly you getting on the couch with Chris Brown on the stage or you getting cherries from Usher. Which one you choose? Why?

Speaker 3:

she got two mics.

Speaker 2:

Double fist that shit. Which one you gonna choose?

Speaker 4:

Usher and they chocolate.

Speaker 6:

Usher's hotter than Chris Brown.

Speaker 1:

Okay, put your hands on the phone, no.

Speaker 4:

You didn't say Simon Says oh shit you just got. Bbm. That was a nice comeback, though I like that that was good.

Speaker 2:

Oh hell, oh shit, you just got BBM. That was a nice comeback, though I like that. That was good. Oh hell, you just got BBM Big.

Speaker 4:

Black Mouth. No Usher's finer than Chris Brown.

Speaker 2:

So you're going to choose the cherries over the couch Cherries?

Speaker 6:

All right, I respect that Plus I get something out of it.

Speaker 2:

Because Usher does the cherries at his concert. What does he do with the cherries? Oh, you ain't seen the videos. Oh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4:

We talked about that. Don't you show no more videos? I ain't showing the video. Thank you.

Speaker 1:

But here's the video. Hey, I know this.

Speaker 4:

Not a now.

Speaker 1:

We ain't playing. No more music, not a second Nope.

Speaker 4:

Give me some baby powder, come on with it, come on with it.

Speaker 2:

Come on with it, here you go. Potter, here you go. Potter man, that's classic man. You, a sister pimp man, shout out to Method man and Red man.

Speaker 4:

My dad is a pimp. My granddad is a pimp.

Speaker 2:

That's a damn good movie. You a sister pimp.

Speaker 4:

That's all you ever going to be.

Speaker 5:

Who played?

Speaker 2:

the best pimp in the movie Cat Williams, cat Williams, cat Williams.

Speaker 4:

No, Too Sweet was pretty good.

Speaker 2:

Too Sweet.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, Too Sweet.

Speaker 2:

Way, way back, actually, actually, actually.

Speaker 1:

Y'all talking about comedic pimp or real, real pimp? The Mac Too Sweet Dodo Mike, max, julian, max Julian played real pimp.

Speaker 2:

The Mac. The Mac, oh yeah, because you know Dodo Mike, dodo Mike, max Julian.

Speaker 1:

Max Julian played the best pimp. Yeah, yeah, I do remember the Mac that's the Mac Max. Julian.

Speaker 2:

Retired the.

Speaker 1:

Mac, goldie the Mac. Now I'm leaning to the side like Goldie the Mac, but he was more of a serious pimp.

Speaker 2:

No, that's what we said. We just called it a pimp.

Speaker 1:

So we going serious pimp or comedic pimp. Wait, wait, Because comedic pimp it was Fly Guy who played Pimp of the Year, Because that shit was funny as hell oh yeah, oh, Martin no when he was Pimp of the Year, huggy Bear.

Speaker 3:

Huggy Bear when his goldfish broke yeah.

Speaker 1:

Antonio, fargo, antonio, that's Huggy Bear, yeah from Starsky and.

Speaker 3:

Hutch, that's Huggy Bear. Every time you say Pippa, that's what I picture. Man, when he got out of jail he said he went back to his cell phone.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's Huggy Bear, but he was a cold motherfucking. Starsky and Hutch, though, he was a rat, but he was a cold motherfucker.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, shout out to him.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, Antonio Vargas.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Antonio Vargas. Yeah, but other than that, let me see who else.

Speaker 4:

But you can know, you got Bishop Don Juan, bishop Don Juan, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah he plays himself, so I ain't going to throw him in there.

Speaker 3:

Cat.

Speaker 1:

Williams.

Speaker 5:

Cat Williams was.

Speaker 4:

Then Silky yeah.

Speaker 2:

Silky, silky.

Speaker 4:

Johnson and Dave Spell Silky Johnson. I Spell Silky Johnson.

Speaker 2:

I was a pit bull time.

Speaker 4:

They was time haters no no, I like the way they went on that balloon popping show and shit, you didn't see that one they popped the balloon, oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's right, they did like a. There was a clip. Yeah, they did like a you watch Pop the. Balloon you ain't never seen. Pop the.

Speaker 1:

Balloon you ain't never seen Pop the Balloon they filming, sometimes over there at 59 in Glendale. Silky went on that shit.

Speaker 4:

Oh, I think on Saturday Silky was a trip on that. I never heard of it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh, you never heard of Pop the Balloon, so it's basically a lineup of men or maybe a lineup of women. Oh, oh, oh oh, is it like that dating show. Yeah, yeah, okay, I've seen it, I've seen it.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, they shoot, they shoot sometimes but, David Shapiro did a thing on it and they all popped the balloon on him and walked in there.

Speaker 3:

Who was?

Speaker 2:

he walking in, Cut him down boy, he cut him up.

Speaker 4:

Hey, listen and then Ashton Larry came in. Oh God.

Speaker 2:

Let me find this clip, would your?

Speaker 1:

ego be hurt if you walked in and somebody popped a balloon.

Speaker 4:

Everybody popped a balloon.

Speaker 2:

So if it, was just you walk in, you just hear pop, pop, pop, pop pop. Yeah, Hell yeah my ego would be hurt.

Speaker 1:

Yours wouldn't. Nah, I think I'd be offended, I'd be like shit, I'd be like nah man.

Speaker 4:

I know I'd be offended, I'd be like shit. I'll be like yeah, I'll be like shit. I ain't got to spend no money on you motherfuckers.

Speaker 2:

I'll just turn around and walk out.

Speaker 4:

Let's go, baby. If everybody pop their balloon, I'm turning around and walking out. I'll be like you're the only one that didn't pop your balloon, let's go.

Speaker 2:

I'll be like I'm only here for pussy anyway. So you become real disrespectful.

Speaker 1:

But what if the chick that didn't pop her balloon and you're like, ah, you got a needle in your pocket, you pop it for her. You know they had a show on Netflix called Pop the Balloon.

Speaker 2:

They tried to do it, did they? Yeah, I'm just saying, though, if you go in there, everybody pop the balloon but one chick and all you got to do is, did they?

Speaker 4:

Yeah, I'm just saying, though, if you go in there, everybody pop a balloon but one chick, and all you got to do is like, look, you didn't pop your balloon, let's go. What do you want to eat?

Speaker 1:

Come on, hey. That's basically saying like who like you. That's right, because y'all all know.

Speaker 4:

That's all any man want.

Speaker 1:

As youth, youth, youth, as youth Youth Shout out to Joe Pesci. That's all. Any man want A motherfucker that want me.

Speaker 2:

What's crazy, though is like they'll pop the balloon just on.

Speaker 4:

Initial looks, yeah, but then when the dude or female start talking, they're like, oh damn, he got some money.

Speaker 1:

Yeah they're like oh, can I get my balloon? That's what they get, but attraction is the first thing. Oh, that's true, because somebody can have all the money in the world. I mean, I don't know how y'all think, but I mean I was just it's all hypothetical but you're just like dude. If I'm not attracted to you, I don't care how much money you have, I'm not attracted to you.

Speaker 4:

Females are like oh, I just want something. You know my brain and so I mean we'll give a shit about no brain?

Speaker 1:

No, absolutely not.

Speaker 4:

You know, I don't give a damn if you a scholar and shit.

Speaker 5:

We don't care about that.

Speaker 2:

We don't even care if you got money, we just care if she's giving brain. Huh, nope, yep. It's like how wet does she get?

Speaker 4:

A man don't give a shit if you got money.

Speaker 3:

Does that shit look like aliens?

Speaker 2:

We work with it, she's a winner. Well see, that's the difference between a man and a woman. A woman can't work with a man. That's the difference between women and men.

Speaker 4:

They'll try to save one, though They'll try to save one at your expense. That's the difference They'll try to save one at your expense, they'll get all your money and give it to this nigga. This broke, just broke naked.

Speaker 2:

Jess, you ever save a dude.

Speaker 3:

That's straight pimping right there. What do?

Speaker 2:

you mean Pay some bills.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, oh girl.

Speaker 5:

You done paid some bills. Story time with Jess yeah.

Speaker 2:

Story time with.

Speaker 4:

Jess.

Speaker 1:

You got $20. I'm hungry for lunch.

Speaker 4:

But you saved me. You should get my expense Never again.

Speaker 2:

He pay you back.

Speaker 6:

No, what, and he was asking other bitches for money at the same time.

Speaker 4:

Oh, you must have got one of them prison niggas. So he was a pimp them prison. Motherfuckers got game.

Speaker 2:

When you put it that way, I don't like that you put it that way, but when you put it that way. Mr Benjamin. Mr Benjamin is lonely. Yeah, I sure did.

Speaker 4:

Never again. Which clip is that, david Smith?

Speaker 5:

Hey, it's your girl, Arlette. Oh, I love the host and welcome to another episode of Pop the Balloon or Find Love.

Speaker 1:

I just want you to know the host on here. Her name is Gabrielle Dennis. She is from Cincinnati, ohio.

Speaker 5:

We're going to bring some eligible bachelors around the corner one by one. If he's your type, you like what he's working with. Don't pop that balloon.

Speaker 3:

But if he's just not, it don't be shy.

Speaker 5:

Pop that thing. Okay, let's bring out our first single guy. Hey there, ladies. My name's Phil, I'm 31. I love to cook. Damn Wow, that was almost everyone. Why'd you pop it, Christy? He said he likes to cook and I really don't like the smell of food. Sorry. Oh, but Marie you still got your balloon. Yeah, he seems like he let me cheat on him and I like that. I will Come on.

Speaker 2:

This is the skit one huh yeah okay, okay, what's good y'all?

Speaker 1:

My name Duvon. I don't really work like that. You know what I'm saying. I be on the game. I'm looking for a baddie who quiet, thick and loyal, because I'm not.

Speaker 5:

Wow, no pops, that's actually fun. What's going on over here, Michelle?

Speaker 1:

That's real though.

Speaker 5:

I don't know.

Speaker 1:

He got aura. He's cute. You didn't say less, Come on let's go.

Speaker 3:

You, he's cute. You didn't say less. Come on, you didn't say less. Hello, beautiful, my name is Jamone, as in, make you Jamone, oh my. God I am a brand and entertainment impresario. Oh my.

Speaker 5:

God Ready for the next man. Meet Silky.

Speaker 3:

Thank you all there.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, Ow Silky, they's shootin'.

Speaker 3:

Sweet day and salutations, ladies. My name is Silky Johnson. Little bit about me. I'm a purveyor of precious goods and services, ie bitches.

Speaker 5:

I'm sorry. Are you some sort of sex trafficker?

Speaker 3:

I don't do traffic, I take helicopters, bitch. And as for you, that coat right there looks like your skin to grouse.

Speaker 1:

Horrible bitches make horrible decisions and you?

Speaker 3:

tangerine's not your color and there's something in your belly button Made you look as for this one. Yeah, boo, I know you ain't talking to me with your chipmunk looking ass Chipmunk. Do me a favor and hand this woman another balloon Sassy mouth. Good day, baby.

Speaker 5:

Let's meet our last guy, larry. Hey, oh my God, bria. All right, I'm gonna wrap this up before I pass away. I should take my y'all bitches, pop the balloon on me.

Speaker 3:

I'm going wrap this up. Before I pass away, bitches popped a balloon on me. That was classic that was classic Dog.

Speaker 1:

Hilarious Shout out to Dave Chappelle. He lives in Ohio.

Speaker 4:

Yes, he does.

Speaker 1:

Yellow Springs. Yes, he does.

Speaker 4:

Now, that's all my Ohio talk.

Speaker 1:

No, he don't live in Akron, he lives in Ohio. Yes, he does Yellow Springs. Yes, he does Now, that's all my Ohio talk.

Speaker 4:

No, he don't live in Akron.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, jesus hey guess who do live in Akron? Who? Lebron James the King, the Goat? Yeah, he is the greatest of all time.

Speaker 4:

He is the GOAT, bro. What you looking at? Micah couldn't get his kids in the NBA. What the fuck you talking about?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 4:

And he going to get his baby boy in that bitch too.

Speaker 1:

And maybe his baby girl in the NBA.

Speaker 4:

That's right, she going to be in the WNBA.

Speaker 1:

No comment. Playing volleyball? No comment, there we go.

Speaker 4:

That's how good that motherfucker is, ain't he got a scoop?

Speaker 1:

Anyway, yes, he does. Okay, hey movie time.

Speaker 2:

Wait, hold on, I got one more topic. Okay, did y'all see this dude at the Coldplay concert.

Speaker 5:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

Yep, oh Sure did, oh Sure did the.

Speaker 1:

Coldplay concert.

Speaker 2:

He's the CEO of a major company or whatever. He's there with the like. She's pretty high up too, right, Sucka, oh yeah she was like in HR, yeah, so oh, I saw her.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, she was in HR.

Speaker 2:

So then they showed him up on the big screen. He had his arms wrapped around her. As soon as they show up on the big screen, he jumps down and she turns around and covers her face. Gotcha bitch, and Coldplay caught him. Oh, you must be cheating or something like that. A fair or something like that, Because you're just shy Dog.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, but that's fraternization. You can't do that in a company and then the person goes with him.

Speaker 2:

The problem is they made a big like. Had he just stayed, normal wouldn't be an issue.

Speaker 1:

They probably would've went with what.

Speaker 6:

They would've just kept holding each other but he ducked, yeah, he ducked.

Speaker 2:

she turned around, her friend got face all red and the camera stayed. Come to find out. Yeah, they both married.

Speaker 6:

So he's about to lose all his money giving it to his damn ex-wife Women ain't gonna leave no money.

Speaker 4:

But his money, Give it to his damn ex-wife Women ain't going to leave no money.

Speaker 2:

But I mean, if you caught in that situation, play it off as soon as he did that. That just blew up. I saw it on the news this morning.

Speaker 4:

I guarantee you he don't get no divorce Shoot it's right there.

Speaker 2:

It's clear and present evidence right there.

Speaker 4:

She already went to go change her name. It was a company party and everything.

Speaker 1:

No they say she's out. The wife just already talked.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, she ain't going nowhere. Boy Joe, I tell you I like your ramble thing. I'm telling you He'll get her back.

Speaker 2:

No, this was her out. She probably knew this was her out Right Shoot. Nah, that was crazy. I just wanted to bring that up real quick.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, she probably do, but just you know to me, that's not enough hard evidence.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, yeah, did you see the video we had the concert together.

Speaker 2:

Wait, you joking, did you see?

Speaker 3:

the video. Yeah, we had the concert together.

Speaker 2:

Man, that was man.

Speaker 4:

You got to catch me in there. Did she have on a short skirt with no panties? I'm dead.

Speaker 3:

Nah.

Speaker 1:

Oh, you ain't seen the video you got to catch me in there bro.

Speaker 4:

I got to be in the middle of that. She had on a short skirt with no panties. Saw it on the news.

Speaker 1:

We all know Connors don't count. Oh my lord.

Speaker 4:

They don't. It's just plastic.

Speaker 1:

There's no skin to skin contact. It's got to be skin to skin.

Speaker 3:

To M.

Speaker 4:

That's a technicality.

Speaker 5:

I hope we count chocolate.

Speaker 4:

It's going to take care of you. Stop calling yourself Count Chocolate, you see. I don't like that. By the way, it's not Count Chocolate, chocula.

Speaker 5:

You never had Count Chocolate before Everybody had that, or the Frankenberries, the blueberries.

Speaker 3:

I had the blueberries.

Speaker 1:

You ain't had the three cereals. Is this a set up Christian?

Speaker 2:

No, it's real cereal, it's actual cereal Blueberries.

Speaker 1:

Frankenberries and Count Chocula. Oh my God.

Speaker 4:

Count Chocula Frankenberry and. Blueberry. She probably God you the pride.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, as a kid I told y'all, even I had that Tortillas with sugar was my snack good, though we snuck it in the car Trench baby.

Speaker 1:

Mama bought it by mistake. She's a trench baby, I told y'all.

Speaker 4:

Mama bought it by mistake. We stuck it into the car.

Speaker 1:

Tell them to stop trying to put you in the suburb Syrup sandwiches. You got the video.

Speaker 2:

I just got some syrup too.

Speaker 4:

They did a Saturday Night Live skit on it Roll it.

Speaker 2:

Which one, the Saturday Night Live skit. He said roll it Like you the editor, or something.

Speaker 1:

Oh Roll that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Hey, y'all, we might get a camera. Hey, no, what we gonna do? We gonna set up. What is it? Patreon? Yeah, we gonna start releasing Sex tapes.

Speaker 2:

You wanna see us you gotta pay for that shit. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I mean it ain't gonna be Of us, but it's gonna be Of other people.

Speaker 2:

You wanna see Jess feet? You gotta be of us, but it's gonna be of other people. You wanna see Jess feet? You gotta wish upon a lucky star.

Speaker 5:

Waka, waka, waka, waka, waka, waka waka. You gotta pray.

Speaker 2:

To whatever god you believe.

Speaker 5:

You gotta pray. You gotta pray hard Cause you ain't seen it yet.

Speaker 2:

You know the music.

Speaker 4:

Waka, waka, waka, waka waka.

Speaker 2:

Ain't that a goddamn Pac-Man? Pac-man had a.

Speaker 6:

Coldplay concert exposed an apparent cheating tech tycoon and his head of HR mistress as the band's frontman Chris Martin, immediately mused that they must be having an affair. The couple's reaction had guilt written all over it, as they rushed to hide their faces and duck for cover during the concert at Gillette Stadium near Boston on Wednesday night. They were quickly identified by online sleuths as Andy Byron, the CEO of Astronomer and Kristen Cather Gallo.

Speaker 4:

Who's the?

Speaker 6:

chief human resources officer at the company?

Speaker 4:

Yeah, but they're going to get fired though, because that's fraternization. You can't do that, man.

Speaker 2:

Well, I mean I don't. Well, he's going to have to get bought out because he's the CEO.

Speaker 4:

I don you can give a shit about the worst shit, but you can't do that. Yeah, you can definitely lose your job.

Speaker 1:

You lose your job over that. That's bad. That's bad business, that's horrible. That's bad business. Not only that, so now it looks bad.

Speaker 4:

Not only that, all her cases. They got to be reviewed now, you know, because she had to fire and hire her, her cases got to be reviewed. No, I'm just saying Her case has to be.

Speaker 2:

He's the CEO, so he has to get Basically voted. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's probably He'll get bought out.

Speaker 3:

He'll get bought out.

Speaker 5:

He'll get a parent's contract.

Speaker 3:

Just like they do To the NFL. Pay out your contract and get them out of here.

Speaker 2:

But I'm saying Just play it off and they gonna pay.

Speaker 1:

Half of that to his wife, had he just played it off.

Speaker 3:

That more upset Now.

Speaker 2:

Deep sea dive.

Speaker 1:

In movie news.

Speaker 4:

Could have said somebody looked like me, played it off. That ain't me.

Speaker 2:

That's my doppelganger I seen 28 years later.

Speaker 4:

I did see that. Wait, wait. Did you see the dude look like Rock?

Speaker 2:

I haven't seen it.

Speaker 4:

Oh.

Speaker 6:

I haven't seen it?

Speaker 2:

Oh, you haven't seen it.

Speaker 6:

Yeah, I saw it.

Speaker 2:

It's pretty much done, so hurry up.

Speaker 1:

Wait, what'd you say?

Speaker 4:

Nah, that's this dude. Looks just like the Rock, right.

Speaker 1:

Uh-huh.

Speaker 4:

So he went and got all the tattoos of Rock, god and everything.

Speaker 1:

Now he's like doing rock impersonation. Yeah, he's a big dude too, yeah, oh wow, Just like rock bro.

Speaker 4:

Oh, you can make good money. No, he started out like he was Fremont. Him and his wife and kids went to a movie and stuff.

Speaker 1:

Somebody thought he was the rock.

Speaker 4:

No, his kids watched the movie and said dad's on the screen.

Speaker 1:

Oh, wow.

Speaker 4:

So that's when he started working out.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 4:

And he got yoked up.

Speaker 2:

That's it, he got the tattoos and everything. That's the dude.

Speaker 4:

Shade head.

Speaker 2:

When they say everybody got someone, that look exactly like them yeah.

Speaker 1:

I know who my doppelganger is, I don't think that's him, jeremiah from Love Island.

Speaker 4:

You know what I see it, he's Polynesian. This dude look white too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was going to say yeah.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, but the dude, I mean it was like what the fuck? It's crazy Okay.

Speaker 1:

Hey, did y'all see, Remember I said has the Rock ever had a black leading lady, or has he ever kissed a black woman on screen?

Speaker 4:

I'm being real, I haven't seen it. No, I was just curious.

Speaker 1:

No, I haven't seen it. I don't think so. Like he ain't been in a movie, like with Gabrielle Union, or Because you know he in that wrestling movie and their love interest is emily blunt, yeah, I was just curious, you know you just start thinking you like, yeah, huh, I know, he had. Uh, no, then again, that was denzel.

Speaker 4:

Jr, jr but no shout out. You can say the same thing about miss columbiana in there, right?

Speaker 2:

there, oh, zoe Saldana.

Speaker 5:

She ain't never had a black love.

Speaker 2:

No, she did. Yeah, she had the black. Yeah, I think she was in Death at a Funeral, wasn't she? I know her, zoe Saldana, I think she was.

Speaker 4:

You said Kiss oh, kiss yeah.

Speaker 2:

Kiss, or at least that I think she was Kevin Hart's wife, wasn't she?

Speaker 4:

I think she has. She still ain't kissed that nigga.

Speaker 1:

Let's see. See, this is what we do Inquire minds want to know.

Speaker 2:

We don't care but we still want to know how was it? Uh, oh what's that?

Speaker 1:

no, ask the real Superman.

Speaker 3:

Superman what did you think?

Speaker 1:

that's what it was. She was with Nick.

Speaker 2:

Cannon, she kissed that nigga yeah, she did she didn't kiss him the whole movie.

Speaker 5:

she was with Nick Cannon. She kissed that nigga. Yeah, she did. She didn't kiss him the whole movie, she was a kisser.

Speaker 2:

She was a death of the funeral. She's had some. She was in Takers.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she's had some. Yeah, she's had some Like we don't want to. But no, I was. Honestly I was just curious about the rock, just because I was like damn, she was in drumline. Remember in Ballers did y'all watch that show, ballers you?

Speaker 4:

didn't know about rock. Even his gorilla was white, huh no think about it on Rampage yeah, drink it Joe, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

On Rampage. Yeah, drink it, joe. Yeah, hey, you know.

Speaker 5:

Joe, you know Joe.

Speaker 1:

Gonna stir it up, but no, I'm being for real though. Think about it. Oh, my goodness Cause I thought on Ballers I thought he was gonna get with the, the black lady, remember, she was like something with the NFL or whatever. Oh, I didn't watch the whole thing, the way they kind of played it. You're right, they never did, but I was like Wait, ain't that on Netflix?

Speaker 2:

Oh, it is on Netflix. I need to finish that.

Speaker 1:

Oh, you never watched Ballers.

Speaker 2:

No I started one of the first seasons I started.

Speaker 4:

Yes, why you ain't coming with me, why You're supposed to come with me. What's that? What's that? I just finished my drink. I was about to go get one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's on Netflix, oh good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm gonna check that out.

Speaker 2:

Hey, come back with me.

Speaker 1:

I saw.

Speaker 4:

Megan, you don't even need no ice.

Speaker 1:

Megan, 2.0. Okay, did you see it. Megan 2.0 was good.

Speaker 4:

Did you see it? No, jess said gross. No, I saw Superman.

Speaker 1:

Megan 2.0 was good yeah.

Speaker 4:

I saw how to Train a Dragon. You don't have to see that. I had to sneak in and see that one. I saw Superman, ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, megan 2.0 was good. Yeah, she kissed that nigga who Zoe? Yeah she. I mean, we know Her husband is a white guy, is he? Yeah, there you go. No, but we talk about the Rock.

Speaker 2:

And she tastes that first, before you start like and you go smelling shit, yeah, but you know the Rock never really claimed his black side much Not to get on that shit. But he's way more into his Polynesian heritage than he is, or Samoan excuse me heritage than he is black. He had this show, samoan Niggas, he had the show right.

Speaker 1:

What show?

Speaker 2:

NBC the wrestling show.

Speaker 1:

And a young rock or some shit, something like that. Oh yeah, young rock. Yeah, yeah, I watched a couple episodes.

Speaker 2:

I think he talked about it. I remember Sonya used to watch it thing he talked about I remember sonja used to watch it, but no, that's what I said. His dad is black. We all know who. His dad is black and simone, yeah, uh, wonder years did that get canceled?

Speaker 1:

oh man, that show was good. I liked it too. I saw it on netflix.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, the black version I haven't seen it. It hasn't came back.

Speaker 1:

That's good, it's done then and it's during like the same time, but I guess they were just supposed to be another. They're just a family, yeah a different family.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, they're just a different family, just like the Jeffersons and what's it called Archie Bunker, yeah, so they coexisted simultaneously.

Speaker 2:

Oh, the white dude in the yeah, oh shit, yeah.

Speaker 1:

So it wasn't like they were replacing their family, no, they were just Were simultaneously, exactly. They just lived like somewhere else. That's dope. That show was fantastic. I wish that would come back.

Speaker 2:

I got to get back on my television.

Speaker 1:

I still need to watch SWAT. I watched Quarterback Season 2. I started Quarterback yeah, I like Season 1 better. But then again I started Quarterback yeah, I like Season 1 better but then, again I'm biased because Patrick Mahomes. Y'all know I'm a Patrick Mahomes fan.

Speaker 2:

I finished the third season of Squid Game.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, I haven't ever seen that.

Speaker 2:

Diabolical man, yeah, diabolical.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, man, I watched the first Like two, just the first two episodes.

Speaker 2:

First two episodes Of the third season.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, man, I was like oh, they got him back in.

Speaker 2:

That show was diabolical the way they be, man. They're gnarly With some of their stuff. I don't know If I could do it. Could you do it? Could you do it, steve?

Speaker 5:

No, do what Hell no?

Speaker 2:

Squid.

Speaker 5:

Game.

Speaker 1:

Hell no. Could any of y'all do Naked and Afraid? I know Steve can, I could Anybody else I can do?

Speaker 3:

Naked, but not Afraid, I ain't going out there by myself, hell no.

Speaker 2:

I mean, who really wants to be out there butt-ass naked? Joe said he could do it and I believe him. Joe, you do it.

Speaker 1:

How long would you last? I'm not doing that, I'd be a piece of cake for me.

Speaker 3:

For real, give Joe some moonshine.

Speaker 6:

Yeah, he'll make it all the way through.

Speaker 2:

Nah, he'll make his own moonshine, and then the producer's going to be like Joe.

Speaker 3:

It's been three months.

Speaker 2:

The show is over.

Speaker 4:

You would just have to find you some water and cover yourself in mud so the bugs don't bite you.

Speaker 2:

So not the Naked and Afraid show, but there is another show like that called Alone. You ever see that.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, that's where they drop them off. They drop them off in the. They got to get to checkpoints.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, they drop them off in some Canadian bush or something like that With real animals and shit man, they crazy. And they give them a pack full of what is it Like a satellite phone for when they check out a knife? I'm not doing that.

Speaker 4:

No, they let you pick your shit.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 4:

I think you can pick your shit.

Speaker 2:

It was another one I watched too. I think you can pick. Yes, it was another one.

Speaker 1:

I watched too. I can't do that. No, exactly that's what I said, like he was talking about the animals. Yeah, you see that woman got her arm ripped off by a lion at the zoo. What, look it up.

Speaker 4:

She should have stuck it in there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, hell yeah, harambe's revenge Arm got ripped off and I hope they ain't do nothing to the lion.

Speaker 2:

They probably Look right here.

Speaker 1:

They treated the lion like a nigga Woman loses arm after unprovoked lion attack at the zoo.

Speaker 3:

Unprovoked Right. What the fuck ever. Why would you get your hand there waving at the lion?

Speaker 1:

They probably killed the lion. Shout out to Chris Rock, because what did he say? That tiger went tiger For real. Yeah, how you going to kill a tiger, how you going tiger and wait, harambe didn't even do nothing, didn't he say? That's the one with the baby, right?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the baby fell into the.

Speaker 1:

He didn't do nothing to the baby Right Actually protected the baby yeah.

Speaker 2:

But yeah, no, they had to kill him anyway, that's terrible. Why'd they have to kill him? I don't know why they didn't train him.

Speaker 4:

What was the justification? They were scared to go in there and get it.

Speaker 2:

They were afraid if they tranked him.

Speaker 3:

He was going to fall on the baby.

Speaker 2:

He was going to get aggressive. Get more aggressive, they get aggressive. So they had to kill him to get the baby.

Speaker 1:

So what'd they do? Did they shout him in the head I get the baby.

Speaker 4:

So what they do they shout them in the head. I think so that's messed up. You gotta do it Every time man.

Speaker 1:

Y'all know monkeys is my favorite animal of all time. Hey, hey for the monkeys. No, they are. I like chimps. I like chimps and gorillas, Chimps and monkeys. I like orangutans, I like the little squirrel monkeys, I like just anything. I like them all Chimps eat monkeys. Whoa, I like all of them.

Speaker 3:

They eat the little baby monkeys.

Speaker 4:

You see where they had in South America where they had those fucking chimpanzees and them motherfucking machetes and shit they brutal with it.

Speaker 1:

Hey, them chimps are serious.

Speaker 4:

I want a little baby chimp for like two weeks, strong as hell too.

Speaker 1:

Because then in about three weeks I need to turn it back in.

Speaker 4:

I'm going to go adopt one.

Speaker 1:

Can you adopt a chimp, for like A little baby?

Speaker 2:

for two weeks. I don't think so, unless you got bread.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to let him climb the tree.

Speaker 4:

No, I'm just going to be his foster parent. He can climb the tree. No, I'm just going to be his foster parent. I ain't going to let you have no damn chimp Nigga.

Speaker 1:

He can climb the tree back here and run away.

Speaker 5:

And jump over the fence. No, he won't do that.

Speaker 3:

No because I'm going to train him.

Speaker 6:

I'm going to put one of them dog collars on him. You know that buzz on him, he's going to rip your face off.

Speaker 1:

No, he's only two weeks.

Speaker 4:

I can beat a two-week champ up that motherfucker come back. I like the better.

Speaker 1:

Go across the sheet come back Now three weeks and a pizza. I'm going to probably lose but two weeks.

Speaker 2:

Hey, speaking of pizza, oh shit.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, all right, y'all Anyway. Jinkies Smurfs came out this week. Who's seen Ballerina? Oh damn, I forgot about that. I know we're going back on some old movies.

Speaker 2:

Is it still in theaters?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think so. I know it's probably about to leave.

Speaker 2:

It's probably already on Prime.

Speaker 1:

But Ballerina. I was just at the movies today.

Speaker 2:

I didn't see it up there.

Speaker 1:

What you going to see today, 28. Oh, yeah, hunter. Yeah, 28 years. Damn, what else is out? 28 years later, I saw Superman. Yeah, joe said the Superman.

Speaker 2:

Oh no, didn't.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, I saw Jurassic Park. I know what you did I saw that I wanted man.

Speaker 5:

I was gonna watch that. That was good. Jurassic it was good. I wanna see to watch that. That was good. That was good.

Speaker 4:

Jurassic it was good. I want to see that. Yeah, bloodline, that was pretty good yeah.

Speaker 2:

But I Know what you Did Last Summer.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, that just started, didn't it? Yeah, it just came out. It started tonight. Yeah, well, this we'd like to thank everybody for uh visiting us.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to leave you with a song that I made. I like monkeys and monkeys like me. You done set us back. You done set us back by three years. No you done set us back by three years.

Speaker 1:

No, you done. Set us back with all that boy on boy talk. You should've did that.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, you should've did that song by Pootie Tame.

Speaker 1:

All right y'all. We hope y'all had fun.

Speaker 4:

That's funky right there, love that movie.

Speaker 2:

Satate, what a time. My Damien Satate, we will be back. You're cold. Love that movie, right Sad.

Speaker 1:

I tell you what a time my Damien Sad, I tell you we will be back. You're cold, damien. If not this week, if not next week I'm gonna sign your pity on the running count and if not the week after that, yeah, we will be back. You know what?

Speaker 4:

Sign your name on the running count.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you got something to say too, no.

Speaker 4:

That's right, girl. You not come once, you come many times.

Speaker 2:

Oh shit. We're ending this podcast because Joe is numb, I'm tired of it, I got something to say.

Speaker 4:

That's Poodie Tame baby, you not come once, you come many times.

Speaker 2:

Shut up, Joe. He trying to talk. Don't forget to tip your bartenders.

Speaker 6:

I ain't tipping you.

Speaker 1:

Joe, have your pets. Baby you like Poudretain that just?

Speaker 4:

means you supposed to came alone, but you came with the army. Shout out to.

Speaker 1:

Barker's Beauties Shout out to Vanna.

Speaker 2:

White. Shout out to Canada Dry. Shout out to Richard Dawson Listen, you drink Joe's drink. Shout out to this nigga's barber.

Speaker 1:

Shout out to Moonshine.

Speaker 4:

Nah, that's not Moonshine.

Speaker 2:

Shout out to cocaine.

Speaker 1:

Shout out to oh my God.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we about to sell coke on this podcast. Well, you know what? I just listened to that new clips. I'm about to start selling cocaine and I might go back to church, that white. Look up the clips. Let God sort them out. Yeah All right, everybody. We out Peace, peace Holla.