Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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The crew gathers with a couple of noticeable absences, leading to an unexpectedly deep conversation about how success changes friendships. As they put it, there's a clear distinction between "Ford Steve" and "Tesla Steve" – a metaphor for how material success can transform not just circumstances, but relationships too.
What begins as light banter evolves into a fascinating nostalgia trip through childhood memories that many listeners will find surprisingly relatable. From battling household pests during awkward teenage romantic encounters to stealing watermelons and working summer jobs picking peas, the raw authenticity of these shared experiences creates moments of genuine connection amid the laughter.
The episode hits its stride when the crew debates which artists they could listen to for an entire five-hour road trip, sparking passionate defenses of old-school hip-hop legends like LL Cool J, OutKast, and Grandmaster Flash. These musical discussions unlock doors to formative memories from the 80s and 90s, with each host connecting specific songs to pivotal moments in their development.
Cultural observations provide some of the most thought-provoking moments, like questioning why certain seating arrangements in cars seem to differ across communities. Even a hypothetical question about what they'd do with Superman's powers reveals surprisingly honest answers that break from conventional superhero narratives.
What makes this episode special is how seamlessly it blends laugh-out-loud moments with unexpected vulnerability. Whether you relate to their experiences or are getting a window into different perspectives, you'll feel like you're sitting around with old friends sharing stories that range from hilariously inappropriate to surprisingly profound.
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The Crew Gathers Without Some Members
Speaker 2Guess what the crew is here.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2I don't know if the intro is too loud, not loud enough.
Speaker 3Hey, I can hear it Turn my mic up.
Speaker 2Turn my mic up. I got a good question for everybody, oh yeah.
Speaker 4I need to do that too.
Speaker 2I don't even know where my phone is. Let me pause all notifications. Yeah, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. As I talk through the intro, there's four of us today Me and the crew. We had a couple of late call-offs we had a loss.
Speaker 3today we had a couple of Benedict Arnold's. What a coink-a-dink.
Speaker 5We had a loss in the family, since we talk about shit. What a coink-a-dink. We had a loss in the family, since we talk about shit.
Speaker 2What a coink-a-dink.
Speaker 4Joe look like he lost his puppy or something.
Speaker 5I want to talk about Superman.
Speaker 2Okay, first off, this is your boy Bosco, To my left it's Rod, it's Rod. To my left it's.
Speaker 5Rodeo Rodeo Joe he mad today?
Speaker 1Yeah, he is, he's.
Speaker 2Rodeo Sad.
Speaker 5Joe To my left.
Speaker 3Superman is in the building Choo-choo Pew-pew-pew.
Speaker 4You only get one pew today. Yeah, we just.
Speaker 2The sad episode. Oh, you get that. Yeah, this might be the sad episode. Oh, you get that. Yeah, this might be the sad episode. I just want to say I like what happened.
Speaker 5I miss Steve. I drink and love him, not this new Steve, the old Steve you said you miss the old Steve. This new Steve. He's all right, he ain't the old Steve. I miss the old Steve. You know the ATF Motherfucker Steve.
Speaker 3Hey man.
Speaker 5AMF.
Speaker 3That's all you had to do Was say something. Bro, miss Steve, bro See, he miss me, man, like my brother, man I miss, Steve, I'm telling you.
Speaker 5I'm talking about the old Steve now.
Speaker 1Not the.
Speaker 5Tesla, steve. That is his dream. I'm talking about the Ford, steve. Oh hey, that is his dream.
Speaker 2I'm talking about the Ford, steve. Oh hey, you see that Now you get a Tesla and start acting brand new huh. Oh man, you're so funny. That's his love.
Speaker 3That's his love.
Speaker 5That's his love.
Speaker 2That's his love, that's his love.
Speaker 5That's his love. That's his love. That's his love. That's his love, that's his love.
Speaker 2A gated community. Now there's two Teslas in the house. Oh, dang.
Speaker 4You're right, there is two different Steves.
Speaker 2How niggas forget where they come from. I'm going to move on up. You better represent Rockford.
Speaker 5Illinois. You know what next?
Speaker 4right, I'm proud of you, steve. I'm fucking Stafford Wives.
Speaker 3Man, I already told y'all I'm fucking robots, so you already know I take a step for wives Stepford Wives. Take a step for wives and put her in the garage and plug her in.
Speaker 4We got Tesla, steve.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what we gonna start calling you we gonna start calling him Tesla. Steve.
Speaker 3I'm just saying hey, but no listen.
Speaker 2Man man.
Speaker 5Wait a minute. That's like Clark Kent and Superman we part a little bit hey.
Speaker 2Ford. Steve Is Clark Kent this.
Speaker 5Steve, here that nigga, go to Clever on the water, ford Steve. Then I don't give a. He said I don't want that. I don't want that shit Out the faucet either. God damn it. Tesla Steve.
Speaker 2He won't take it out the faucet boss, boss, yeah, hey, he done, bettered himself it's like that.
Speaker 5I'm just saying ain't nothing wrong, I just miss you though hey, you gotta understand hey, man, I get it though, rodeo, I think like this if nigga miss me, this nigga still ain't been over my house not one time. No, I understand, you got to kill the old you, so the new you can live.
Missing Steve and Content Creation
Speaker 3He still ain't been over my house. He wait for me to come see him, see Rodeo has feelings right now. Yeah, as soon as that broke.
Speaker 2I saw the spirits, just leave.
Speaker 4Tell us why you sad Joe.
Speaker 5No, I mean, I'm not one to cry over spilled milk.
Speaker 4so Did you cry over spilled liquor?
Speaker 2I saw it too. We need something to talk about. Yeah, joe, because I got a question too. This is called content. We're content creators.
Speaker 3You know what Content creators?
Speaker 2And I ain't even consider us content creators. I just be like, oh, we just some dudes that get on the mic and talk, but no you are a content creator. Okay, so we need content. Now we have people missing.
Speaker 3So I'm just wondering you ain't put.
Speaker 2APB out on them. What up Ka-wink-a-dink? You know I got that from Malibu's Most Wanted right.
Speaker 5No.
Speaker 2I'm just messing around. I don't want to start now. I'm just messing around.
Speaker 5You know, you know.
Speaker 4It's the same time the theme of the show. Where are all the white women at?
Speaker 2He can't play it today.
Speaker 1Won't have no white women here.
Speaker 5Exactly, I know.
Speaker 4Damn Joe, are you going to be jovial today, man?
Speaker 5No, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Let me tie that up a little bit, because that hurt.
Speaker 4I know that hurt.
Speaker 5Down to my soul soul.
Speaker 3That hurt me deep, that hurt me deep.
Speaker 2I heard that thing Crack. I was like what the that shit sound loud? What was that Kept me deep? Shrek, kept me deep, it's alright.
Speaker 5But you know, like I said, I can't cry. I was spitting milk. I think it might have been karma, because I, you know, I know my experience. If you wait on karma to help you, you're going to be waiting a long motherfucking time. Right. But you know, that might have been because some shit happened today and I was like no, I ain't doing that shit. And then bam boom.
Speaker 2Then the bottle break the bottle break. Brand new bottle Brand new Just bought.
Speaker 5Freak mother man, I still. I should have known it was going around Because when I got home the motherfucker was across the street cutting them damn palm trees and shit and blew all that goddamn dust on my truck. Oh damn Did you wash the truck. He was just blowing the shit. The motherfucker wasn't even trying to get it out of the way, he was just blowing it all over the fucking truck.
Speaker 4Did he say sorry?
Speaker 3Didn't say shit, shit, didn't say two words, man, I got to get me a Rosetta Stones.
Speaker 5I can cuss the motherfucker out in Spanish. That's what I got to do Really? Cuss him out, Not no just say puta and all that old shit. Puto, whatever the fuck, it is no, chur, whatever. I want to cuss a motherfucker out for real. You know what I mean? Like call them all kinds of motherfuckers and shit.
Speaker 2And you can say it into your phone and play it back and to do it in.
Speaker 5Spanish Google Translate. I can teach myself.
Speaker 2Huh yeah, Translate it, or you can sit up there and get that airpiece. I got one of those With the airpiece that translates yeah, somebody said it, I heard them talking about it, so I need to go down to Filiberto's. Did you get it from, timo, or where did you get it from? I need to go down to.
Speaker 5Filiberto's and figure out if my burrito would be smaller than the Mexican burrito.
Speaker 3That's what I need to goddamn figure out, that's what I need to goddamn pay. This ain't no burrito. This is a taco Rolled up in the burrito shit.
Speaker 5Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 4What burrito he get. I want that burrito.
Speaker 5Nah, I'm serious, I'm gonna order the same. What I'm gonna start doing Is let a Mexican get in front of me. And order the same shit he ordered and when his plate comes, say hey, that's mine. You take this Coming up, be like hey.
Speaker 1I'll have what he's having.
Speaker 4I bet you, they pull that Motherfucker back.
Speaker 3You think they be discriminating Against you like that? Hell yeah, I know they do. I don't know.
Speaker 5I don't eat that For the book though you go order a bean and cheese, they gonna charge you a bean burrito plus the cheese Instead of a bean and cheese. Everybody know bean and cheese is one burrito, right I?
Speaker 3don't know man, I'm telling you Bro, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2They all get us. I don't go enough, they all get us.
Speaker 5I'm venting right now. God damn it they all get us.
Speaker 1Let it out. You go to goddamn.
Speaker 2Let it out, Joe.
Speaker 3Hey, being black in America, being black in America, go down to goddamn. You can't even when they serve America food. Get served right in Phillip Earth Toast.
Speaker 5At a what's that goddamn Peoria Cafe. Now, that's pretty goddamn good hey.
Speaker 3Peoria Cafe. I've been there. I've been there. I door dashed there a couple times. Man, that shit is great. Where is it? Right down there, 85th and Lake 85th and Peoria yeah, 85th Right next to the cross grain.
Speaker 5It's in the same parking lot where we went.
Speaker 3Yeah, exactly that's what.
Speaker 5I know, bro, I'm telling you that motherfucker off the chain.
Speaker 2I was just over by there yesterday, hey have you tried that white menudo?
Speaker 5No Shit good as a motherfucker.
Speaker 3No, man, I stay away from the stuff that sound Mexican. I be like I don't know what this is. No, that shit good. Hey, this white menudo. Hey, I'm just going to go ahead and get a burger, I'm just telling you. Or I'm going to go ahead and get a house salad, or I'm going to go ahead and get that breakfast, that big breakfast.
Speaker 2You don't like Mexican food.
Speaker 5They got damn Chicken fried steak over there. Good as fuck, I eat it. They chicken fried steak, good as shit.
Speaker 3I eat Mexican food and then, but I don't like menudo, so why would I want the white menudo?
Speaker 5Anyway. See that's what I'm saying. I need the Ford Steve Ford. Steve Wouldn't give a fuck, he said I'll try it.
Speaker 3He wait till I get drunk.
Speaker 5Damn 4-Steven. I try that shit, fuck it. And then they got the motherfucking honey buns, not honey buns. Cinnamon rolls the motherfucker about this, big bro.
Speaker 3Yeah, cinnamon rolls Nice.
Speaker 2Oh what Over at the Peoria Cafe.
Speaker 5Yeah them, big-ass cinnamon rolls, them something so big bro, big as your plate, you need a whole plate.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, they nice.
Speaker 2Hey y'all see your undercover brother ain't with us, no more.
Speaker 4Hey man did you get?
Speaker 5an ass curled up.
Speaker 4I was out there scaring white folks.
Speaker 5I was digging it.
Speaker 3Hey, they was ready to arrest your ass, wasn't they? For real, they called your ass common.
Speaker 2They said he had too much knowledge. Now he ain't wanna live his. He ain't wanna live his blackness. You should've let that shit, stay down.
Speaker 5You look like one of the Cosby kids. I'm coming. Hey man, rest in peace.
Speaker 4Rest in peace.
Speaker 5Speaking of Cosby kids, I know he don't know nothing About the Cosby kids yeah.
Speaker 2He talking about the Cosby kids? Yeah, not oh.
Speaker 5I know the Cosby kind of. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1All their head was fucking there.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, Bucky, all of their head was fucking there. I know he, he talking about Fat Albert.
Speaker 2All right, dumb Donald Fat.
Speaker 5Albert had that fro and shit.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 5Hey, hey, hey, rudy.
Speaker 2But, but yeah, no, that is sad with old Theo. Yeah, it was Rudy was a pimp. Hey, this is exactly why I say I still couldn't figure out what Rudy had on his knee. I mean RIP.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2But I'm not going past my ankles. The furthest I'm going is maybe to my kneecaps. Hey, anybody know how far out he was. He had to be out far I read that he should have been.
Speaker 4Yeah, I heard something. I mean, he was pretty out far, but I guess they got caught up in a rip, current A rip current A rip tight. Yeah, so it was his daughter. She was saved. So he was saving his daughter. No, I don't know if he was out there. Oh it was both there too, and I guess it was someone, another person, but they managed to save his daughter. They did have like I don't know if he had a life jacket on Cause I don't even know.
Speaker 2Listen, the story is so sad I ain't even look into it.
Speaker 5Well, I'm putting it right. You in the ocean, I listen In the salt water. It's kind anyway. Right, floating salt water If you relax. But if he ain't relaxing, you don't panic, you'll float, come on fucker First thing they teach you in the service.
Speaker 2It don't make no difference to me, I'm not going out there.
Speaker 5I understand your pain. I go knee deep, that's it.
Speaker 2I'm not going past my knees, I'm going to splash my face, they said.
Speaker 5I went snorkeling. One time I bent over and stuck my head in the water.
Speaker 2Y'all. Hey, exactly, exactly, that's it. I think I saw a picture we were down in Puerto Rico, oh man, and I was looking. It was right up under my chest. I looked at that picture like what the hell was I doing out there, that damn deep, this boy crazy? I must have got caught up in the moment.
Speaker 3Yeah, you must have Just sit there and then realize that you was right there. Huh yeah.
Speaker 5I was like hell. No, I have to say, though, when I was in Hawaii, I did go scuba diving.
Speaker 3See, I go scuba diving because I can breathe underwater Scuba.
Speaker 2Yeah, what the hell is that?
Speaker 3It's the same as scuba, but it's a hose instead of a tank. Oh, so it's like you hold a hose Scuba.
Speaker 4Goodin Jr.
Speaker 5With the hose and that big old mazzy screw.
Speaker 3Like, what's the name of that damn thing? I forget the name of the movie, man, but anyway, but yeah.
Speaker 5Yeah, you go down, I'm serious, you walk down on the bottom. Walk on the bottom, walk on the bottom.
Speaker 2Oh, you know what I'm not doing, that I'm not doing that, but I'll let you know. You talking about the holes? Yeah, and it leads up to the top. I'm not, I'm not. And you wear, like some heavy boots or something, a little suit, a weighted suit To stay at the bottom Like a weight belt.
Speaker 5Dude listen.
Speaker 2But you still be trying to float, though I am not putting my head under the water.
Speaker 5It was cool though.
Speaker 2In the ocean.
Speaker 5I walked through there and a fish come fuck with you and shit I would. That's going to be the first lesson.
Speaker 2It was great A goldfish going to rub up against my leg or something, but you can see it.
Speaker 5I'm like no, the water's clear. No, as long as you don't do it in San Diego.
Speaker 2A shark just touched me, nah, anywhere.
Speaker 5But San Diego. You do it in San Diego and maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1South Carolina, somewhere, the water's fucking muddy.
Speaker 3The sharks no the water's muddy, muddy, muddy Muddy.
Speaker 1You can't do that. Oh yeah, you can't see too quick.
Speaker 2Hey, I do know one thing I don't know exactly when, but they're showing Jaws at the movies.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm going to go see it's Shark Week, right now For the summer thing.
Speaker 5Yeah, I think I'm going to go see they got a lot of old ones that they doing for the yeah, I like that summer's almost over.
Speaker 1I know, man, it's time for the kids to go back to school.
Speaker 3What two weeks.
Speaker 4I'm on Mario, wait back damn go see Jaws, no did you see it when you was a kid?
Speaker 3oh yeah, I've seen Jaws. Did you see it in the movie theater?
Speaker 5no, you watch that shit on TV exactly but you gotta see it in a movie theater.
Speaker 2That's why I want to go see it.
Childhood Memories of Roaches
Speaker 5I might do that. That sounds like a plan.
Speaker 2I know I'm going to be scared. I'm going to be like, oh, you know what's going to happen. Listen, that's exactly why. I don't get in the water Because I saw.
Speaker 5Jaws, they should put the movie the Blob oh, I love the Blob In the theater now. Yeah, and that big screen, like the biggest screen they can come in with that shit. Look crazy, that fucking thing rolling up on you.
Speaker 3Like a 3D type shit. The Blob, that and Deadly Eyes oh, that's the movie that fucked me up.
Speaker 2I was scared of rats after that, yeah, all them, damn rats, which one. That's why I don't like rats Deadly.
Speaker 3Eyes, deadly Eyes, deadly Eyes. We were about the rats taking over the city. Yeah, that's the rats Killing everybody.
Speaker 2Oh hey, it says coming soon.
Speaker 5I thought you might be talking about.
Speaker 3Willard was a shit too, though, Willard and Ben, yeah, just take me back to my childhood. We had a rat that motherfucker was so big he broke every rat trap. My mama set hey, getting bigger and bigger traps, right, that motherfucker came around that corner. I looked. He was running so fast. He saw me. He just Ran down up in the basement.
Speaker 2I told you Trench baby man bro.
Speaker 3I told you you see how he's looking at you, not anymore. Hey, that's it, biggest rat I ever seen.
Speaker 2He looking at you with judgment, that's that government cheese. I grew up in Germany that government cheese make him grew.
Speaker 5This nigga had rats like this.
Speaker 3They call that a rat. They had rats in Germany.
Speaker 4They had rats in Germany.
Speaker 3They had little mice.
Speaker 4Because we lived on the military.
Speaker 5We had a gerbil.
Speaker 4It was like a project man, he said a gerbil.
Speaker 3And he had a gerbil.
Speaker 4He up there with his jaws all fat, y'all had rats, we had roaches, hey, and we had roaches too. We had roaches too.
Speaker 3We used to catch them for fun. We'd fucking roach up, throw it with the skillet. My mama didn't play that shit.
Speaker 5My mama did not play that shit. That motherfucker saw one roach she pulling everything out the house. Every room, everything being the front yard.
Speaker 4You can't kill roaches. Those are going to be the last survivors.
Speaker 5Let me tell you something, bro Do y'all really believe that?
Speaker 2Or do you think just because people say that she gonna?
Speaker 5pull that motherfucker out. Everything's coming out the house, so we didn't have no roaches.
Speaker 3Hey, that's great. We didn't have no roaches after this miracle drug came out called the Borax Roach Kill.
Speaker 2Oh, I see you throw that Borax up against the baseboards.
Speaker 3It was on TV, like you know. The first thing.
Speaker 5Is that?
Speaker 2that powder shit.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was the powder shit kind of like the Borat, yeah down. And they take that shit back today they nest. You see the roaches like slowing down yeah, turn the lights on them okay you gotta stop for.
Speaker 1Peter come after you, they was dead.
Speaker 2Peter get mad about bugs too? I don't think so.
Speaker 3That shit worked so well it cleared our whole house. I never had a house without roaches until then. And then, after we seen a roach, we was like oh what the that's when you became Tesla.
Speaker 1Steve, that's when they became One of them uppity niggas.
Speaker 3We moving to the good side Of town, we moving on up Like George and Weezy.
Speaker 2And those, the ones that get you right there, man, the ones that look down. You know they got A little bit of bread.
Speaker 5My dad had Roaches.
Speaker 2Telling you you can do a little better About yourself, yeah.
Speaker 5Roaches would bite them, motherfuckers would bite the ones he had. Yeah, I felt something bite me and shit, it was motherfucking roach and what? Happened was I had cut my hand and that motherfucker was sitting there fucking with the blood and stuff they thought you was dead.
Speaker 3They thought you was dead.
Speaker 5Worked all the time.
Speaker 2Man.
Speaker 5Big old fucker man, oh hell no man shit.
Speaker 3I used to be sleeping in my granny house. Man, I don't ever go to sleep in my granny house.
Speaker 2I would sleep on the chair that motherfucker rolled up on my hand rolled up my hand, he's like and then you know it's so funny because you know, like junior high school or something, little thing thing pop up. You sitting up here like man please don't let no roach come out While I got company, and you sitting up here with your arm behind her yeah that roach, get that roach get up, you be like. You flicking, while you sitting up here trying to touch her titty. Hey, yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, we know I've been there. We know I've been there. Smack one on the wall, motherfucker, oh nothing.
Speaker 2I swear to God I say the most ridiculous stuff on here, but hey, that's what we here for. We are here for your entertainment. Hey, nigga, you know that shit's true. Hey, but no, that shit is true with the roaches boy. I loved it. Man, you'll be sitting up here. Be like man, just like tonight. As soon as she leave, come out. Don't be coming over like this, like the baddest chick in the school.
Speaker 5You should have had them trained.
Speaker 3Yeah, you got to train them, man, just don't turn off the lights.
Speaker 5When you turn off the lights, the motherfucker come out. Yeah you trying to dim the shit, trying to get your stinky finger.
Speaker 2Dude, that's it. You want your fingers to smell and you want to touch your titty. Look at that, that's everything, right there.
Speaker 5It's like oh, what happened on the school bus?
Speaker 3I got the third base. I got the third base I got the third base.
Speaker 2You know how you put your and niggas don't care, so you won't do it as a grown man. But that's how you can tell if you were the real one or not, Because if a nigga go like and he smell your fingers, oh yeah, he know how it is.
Speaker 5If he slap your hand out the way, it's lunchtime you ain't watch your hand yet. Yeah, hell, no that should smell good.
Speaker 1I'm washing it all week yeah, then you'll be sitting up there like oh, you can see her titties through the sweater you know she got some big ones. You ain't do none of that, hell yeah I did you ain't do nothing in that ghetto shit? Hey, okay, for real. Hey, y'all had one.
Speaker 2Y'all had one.
Speaker 1See your age. They brought women to the house and shit hey.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, like the parents was dropping them off.
Speaker 5Yeah, like the kids today they bring them over.
Speaker 2They bring them over there. That shit is crazy. I got something. What's the most?
Speaker 3ghettoest thing you've done, like in the childhood play. I ain't gonna get it.
Speaker 5I know we did. Yeah, we go get it. You ain't played. No, hang on. It's supposed to say that shit right, yeah, I'm trying to think we's all you know trying to think my boy.
Speaker 3We're trying because I know I always fall out the tree talking about oops, you found me.
Speaker 2I know, I know, I know, yeah, I'm looking for another. Look, I ain't gonna call the name yeah.
Speaker 5It's not all. You look over there, she is all day. Oh, I'm like you still know. I'm like you still know. I'm like you still know. I'm like you still know. I'm like you still know. I'm like you squat out and shit. Look over, there she is. Oh damn Damn.
Speaker 2Be like act like you don't see Be like you always funny.
Speaker 5We been running around the yard all day and she got a little funk to her. You know how it is.
Speaker 2Then you sit up here, everybody leave.
Speaker 5And then you sit up here and be like you know what. I might as well do it now.
Speaker 2I don't know why you act like you don't like me in front of people.
Speaker 4I've moved around so much my childhood man cause. We live in the dirty deep south in Texas suburbs poor child projects.
Speaker 2Y'all lived in the projects, when I've never lived in the projects.
Speaker 5But I know I was.
Speaker 2I was in the cornfields yeah, I was always in the projects, though I know, that's my cousin yeah, that's what I said. I was always in the projects.
Speaker 3We was always in the projects, but I ain't never lived there. I lived everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. One time I walked. I ain't never lived there, I lived everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man, bro. I know, one time I walked.
Speaker 2Look, watch this, see. All right, oh, no, go ahead.
Speaker 4No, I tell you, I've been everywhere. I've been everywhere. You been in the sewer, nigga. I've been in the sewer nigga.
Speaker 2Hey, what's the most thing you did in your youth?
Speaker 3Am I, you, oh man, snuck in this girl house through her basement window While her mama was upstairs, and we did it on the motherfucking top of the laundry.
Speaker 1The dirty ass, exactly.
Speaker 3That's. That was the dirtiest thing I did.
Speaker 2If you have not had sex On some dirty ass laundry.
Speaker 1You ain't no trench baby.
Speaker 5Nigga, I remember I was in Ohio. Nigga, I've done it. They hooked me up with the preacher's daughter Eighth grade On top of some dirty laundry.
Speaker 2See, yeah, and you be like Damn Some of the clothes smelling mildew you don't know if it's her or the clothes On top of some dirty laundry and you be like damn Some of the clothes smelling mildew.
Speaker 5You don't know if it's her or the clothes. You be like hey, oh well, man, you don't care about that shit.
Speaker 1No, no, hell, no, I smelled everything. I was like man.
Speaker 3She was like you smell that, you smell that. I act like I ain't smelling nothing.
Speaker 4I was like man pissy ass clothes.
Speaker 3I smell nothing. Just kept going Yep, I don't smell nothing. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4You talked about her funky ass.
Speaker 3Bitch, you know that was you.
Speaker 5God, I must be depressed.
Speaker 2He said I must be depressed.
Speaker 3Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2Let me see what else we're telling. Ghetto, ghetto story. Pull up the mojo. Caught the bus, oh, yeah, across town.
Speaker 5Damn, I ain't never did no shit like that.
Speaker 2Joe, you from the country you never took the country you from the country he rode his bike.
Speaker 3You know a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2we don't include Joe because Joe is country we walked everywhere.
Speaker 3You do walk everywhere in the country. Everybody wave too.
Speaker 5You walk everywhere. My brother won't pick you up.
Speaker 2I don't have any.
Speaker 5Your own kinfolk drive by.
Speaker 3I see you walking.
Speaker 1Why you stop, brother, we inner city.
Speaker 2We got church. Oh man, we got a church side. Then we got the ghetto side. Now my dad Pop and you know this too, my Pop was on the hood side. My, my dad pop, and you know this too, my pop was on the hood side. My pop, my Uncle Billy, my Uncle Richard it was the hood babies. My Uncle Third, my Uncle James you know they were the good upstanding church proper folks, deacons.
Speaker 4Exactly, deacon, do wrongs what we called them Dan.
Speaker 5We had one too. Told, you got my pop Deacon done.
Speaker 2Told you Uncle, Rich your Uncle.
Speaker 5Billy, yeah, wasn't getting nobody. No watermelon.
Speaker 1Ha ha.
Speaker 4They wasn't getting nobody. No watermelon yeah, I know they eat it themselves.
Speaker 5She fuck around and go to church on us, right, we getting watermelons and shit we ain't supposed to get.
Speaker 2Watermelon is good.
Speaker 4I used to pick watermelon. We used to sell them on the side.
Speaker 5We used to steal them.
Speaker 4We didn't do shit.
Speaker 5We went as far as to bust them in, cut a hole in them, motherfuckers, eat them out and put the cap back on.
Speaker 4And roll it over Me and my brother. We used to pick them. My grandfather pulled up his 1957 truck, put them in the back.
Speaker 2See, that's the country stories right there. I've seen somebody pick them before.
Speaker 5Yeah, I never had to pick them, I missed them.
Speaker 4Yeah, I missed the majestic. We went to go ride out and saw one of my pops' buddies, that's how I made my money picking peas, watermelon squash. I picked peas.
Speaker 2Yeah, we picked peas, but we had to pick peas to eat them.
Speaker 3We didn't pick peas to sell them.
Speaker 5We didn't sell shit. We didn't shuck shit it took about a year and a half for my thorns to become white again and motherfucking purple for a year and a half.
Speaker 2I never did any of that stuff.
Speaker 5I got to sit this one out.
Speaker 4Pick them. So we would pick them, and then we would sell them. So we would make money by the bushel, uh-huh. So like how many bushels you would?
Speaker 5It wasn't no more than six dollars at that time. Yeah, my mama, the lady said I got a pea sheller down here. You want to use it? No, I don't put too much trash in it. We didn't shell them, we were sitting there all month of the day.
Speaker 2I don't even know None of that.
Speaker 4All through summer I was granny.
Speaker 3That's how I got hooked. We got to put to work.
Speaker 2Yeah, nah, I told you.
Speaker 5You can relate to me, right, you got on Young and the Restless.
Speaker 2And we was talking about.
Speaker 5Young and the Restless the other day, yup, victor Newman has been on there since 1980.
Speaker 2I was hooked on that shit.
Speaker 5I was hooked on that shit, bro. That's the only time that little shit in the house Peace and watch TV.
Speaker 3You can watch. You have to watch what they watch. Price is Right and Young and the Restless.
Speaker 2I love Price is Right they started.
Speaker 5Price is Right, and then it would go with All my Children.
Speaker 1All.
Speaker 5My.
Speaker 3Children, all my Children, young and the Restless. And the World Turn.
Speaker 2God and Light.
Speaker 5Search for Tomorrow.
Speaker 2Hey, listen, a lot of times they stayed on one channel.
Speaker 5Yeah, but they had a full day of the month.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, sometimes they started at, sometimes and then at the end of the day, 11 or 11.30, or 12.30,.
Speaker 5Right after the news.
Speaker 2Dark Shadows. Yeah, I don't remember that. I don't remember Dark Shadows, dark Shadows. I remember Dark Shadows Shit.
Speaker 5With Barnum Collins, the vampires shit At the end of the day nah, I don't remember. See y'all thought it was just a movie, but that was a soap opera.
Speaker 3I don't even remember yeah, I ain't never watched that, I didn't know, but that was at the end of the day then Scooby Doo came after that.
Speaker 2Guidant Light General Hospital. General Hospital.
Speaker 5I'm trying to search for it. Remember they had one.
Speaker 2They said it was love or loving.
Speaker 5Love or Loving.
Speaker 2Yeah yeah. It was a newer. It was newer. No, it didn't. It didn't.
Speaker 5Which one was Luke and Laura. On.
Speaker 2General Hospital. General Hospital yeah.
Speaker 5That one came on at the end.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, that came on like at three. It was over at four.
Speaker 5All my children was like 11 noon or some shit.
Ghetto Stories From Youth
Speaker 2Then that's when Oprah came on or Phil Donahue. What was the other lady's name? Jenny Jones.
Speaker 5No, yeah, yeah, jenny Jones, ricky Lake.
Speaker 2No, that's Ricky Lake is new. We're going away.
Speaker 5Jenny Jones was good to that that she interviewed that gay dude. That dude and the gay dude had a crush on him and that dude and the gay dude had a crush on him and that dude went and killed him. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what happened with that.
Speaker 3Remember when she had the dude on there, yeah, you know how she used to do the crushes and shit? Yeah, and the dude was like he thought it was a girl, right.
Speaker 5His neighbor, right he thought it was a chick and his neighbor the show and the dude went and killed that. Yeah, I was like dude, why you do that? That was in her show, right there. Yeah, that was it. Damn, because I remember her, she had that long blonde ponytail all the way down to her hands.
Speaker 2Jenny joe, jenny jones who else did we have?
Speaker 5I think that's like I said ricky lake was new.
Speaker 2Yeah, upper did Upper did yo, Upper took over that time slot.
Speaker 5Ricky Lake came later but she like brothers, Because all the niggas on the show were bow-tied, no shirt.
Speaker 4Only you remember that. No, I'm just saying he's trying to get you like Love.
Speaker 5Island. I'm just saying.
Speaker 4Bow-tied with no shirt.
Speaker 3No, but she would always have them.
Speaker 5They would be standing by the doors and shit and all that. I'm like what the fuck? She got all these things For real. Joe On the show phone. Hey, ricky Lady wanted some BBC. Bbc baby, she really like black dudes she loves some BBC Who't like black dudes, though yeah, I do remember she loves some BBC who what? I don't know? Do I need to tell you what that means? Bottom bracket champs Exactly?
Speaker 2He said bottom bracket champs, Steve.
Speaker 4no, I know what BBC means. We tried to change our softball team to the BBCs.
Speaker 5You should have man how many black dudes did y'all have on the team Three, four.
Speaker 4Y'all can't beat the.
Speaker 1BBC's.
Speaker 4We got three you my brother and Sabre, oh yeah.
Speaker 3Sabre.
Speaker 4Yeah, y'all should have changed the BBC. Yeah, but see, we was going to use it as a double entendre, double entendre.
Speaker 3That's what we was doing. Bottom bracket champs. That's what BBC stand for, right?
Speaker 2They didn't let y'all do it.
Speaker 3No, it was a couple white people. No, it was. The white people didn't agree with that shit. Hey man, I don't feel comfortable wearing BBC on my chest. I got a daughter and a wife, man, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2guys Sucker you a sucker, what's his name? Call him out.
Speaker 1Tommy.
Speaker 2Was it you, tommy? Tony Montana, it was Brad.
Speaker 4I created a jersey and everything.
Speaker 3Man, that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 1I was going to make the logo a cockatiel Right With a bat With a big ass bat.
Speaker 2I bought my own jersey yesterday. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3Oh man.
Speaker 2When I was playing over here at Victory Lane it was a team called Chicks and Dicks yeah see. And it was one called Master Baiters or Master Batters.
Speaker 3Master Batters. There's a team out there called Big Ol' Hitties, big Ol' Hitties. Yeah, we got Big. Ol' Hitties too, that's pretty good, I like that one.
Speaker 2That is hilarious, is it Coed? Nah, that's all, man, oh.
Speaker 5Ain't no point in naming it that if you nothing Coed.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 5I was like that's fucked up.
Speaker 3They got a cheerleading squad.
Speaker 4That's the jersey I had designed that the bird, a black black bird black cockatiel, a black cockatoo, yeah that is a crow, hell yeah, a raven exactly crow nigga, uh-huh, right there, that's what I was gonna make it let me see and we're gonna be the bbc bbc
Speaker 5it's a cockatiel that looks like a chicken hawk y'all should y on.
Speaker 2You want a foghorn? Leghorn it look just like that.
Speaker 3I was like man, he ain't gotta play with us. Fuck that. Look Dang.
Speaker 5Don't that look like the motherfucking foghorn?
Speaker 3leghorn. He do look like foghorn leghorn, don't he?
Speaker 5The little, the little, the little motherfuckers, I'm a chicken hawk. I'm about to mush you up.
Speaker 2Number two Number two, twelve or twenty-one.
Speaker 5I say now I say now, boy, what are you doing? You a chicken, and I'm a chicken hawk and I'm about to mush you up.
Speaker 4Man, you know, they can't do those cartoons. No more, hell, no.
Speaker 5Hannah Barbera. None of those cartoons. What?
Speaker 4was the Elmer Fudd. That's crazy, hanna-barbera. None of those cartoons, none of that shit, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5What was uh Elmer Fudd? Man no they can't do that because of the gunplay, really the gunplay yeah.
Speaker 2And that was uh Yosemite Sam, Yosemite Sam, and do you remember?
Speaker 4when they used to sit up there and blow their face off and they had a black face. Yeah, they can't do none of that stuff.
Speaker 5I was rooting this, tooting this, shooting this.
Speaker 4That was crazy. Who didn't? Think nothing about that when we was kids.
Speaker 5Not at all Shit. The road running and the coyote Wild E, wild E was my man. I was hoping he'd win one day.
Speaker 3I was just there. He never, ever did. Did he? Let him win at least once he had him one time though.
Speaker 5Yeah, one time he had him. He had him. Motherfucker, let him go.
Speaker 1Damn.
Speaker 5He started crying and shit.
Speaker 2Let him go, he must have saw. Love Island Stop talking about Love Island.
Speaker 5Jess ain't here to talk about Love Island. I ain't talking about that shit.
Speaker 4Tom and Jerry. I think Tom and Jerry was one of my favorites.
Speaker 2Remember, they never showed the mom, they never showed the mom Just them damn feet Like.
Speaker 5Speedy Gonzalez.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, you really can't do that no more and his cousin Slowpoke.
Speaker 3I forgot all about his cousin. Slowpoke Rodriguez.
Speaker 5Slowpoke Rodriguez.
Speaker 3Right, right.
Speaker 5This is my cousin Slowpoke.
Speaker 2That is hilarious. I wonder who did the voices for them.
Speaker 5Speedy Gonzalez Cousin.
Speaker 2Slowpoke. Rodriguez, it wasn't Cheech, no, I was like you can't do none of that stuff. That shit was crazy man.
Speaker 5Then you had One of the fucking. That wasn't too smart. Nah, I was like you can't do none of that stuff. That shit was crazy man. Then you had One of the fucking Uh Uh.
Speaker 4What's the horse, mr?
Speaker 5Ed, oh Uh, bobby Louie, and then uh.
Speaker 2Mr Ed was a good shot oh El Cabon I don't know what's the horse.
Speaker 1Man, you know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Speaker 3I'm trying to think man, nope, I don't know. Quick draw, quick draw, mcgraw yeah.
Speaker 2Quick draw. I remember quick draw and then he had this little Dude riding a donkey.
Speaker 5Quick draw, quick. He riding a donkey.
Speaker 1He was a donkey Riding a donkey, oh yeah, motherfucking. Donkey Riding a donkey riding a donkey, oh yeah.
Speaker 5He's a fucking donkey riding a donkey, oh man, Damn yeah man.
Speaker 1See.
Speaker 3Good-ass cartoon. No a trip down memory lane the next show.
Speaker 5You can download all of them. But they said their drawing is different now but I don't know. Yeah, oh, I was talking to a guy this morning about Hanna-Barbera and all that and he said, yeah, he downloaded something With Hanna-Barbera Like a I don't know if it's a website or whatever, but he had all the cartoons and all that he said, but they Redrew them so they don't look like the original ones.
Speaker 4Really yeah.
Speaker 5I said, yeah, but they ain't my boy. Uh, uh, lots of boy, the pimp, the even that guy oh stage left even yeah, yeah, snagglepuss, snagglepuss hey, yeah, I thought first, I thought he ain't up snagglepuss at first I thought just about riffraff.
Speaker 2No, riffraff really was a pimp out there riffraff.
Speaker 5No, riffraff really was a pimp.
Speaker 2I think riffraff sam he had that hat, yep, yep, and then he had, he had the girl snacko puss even. Okay, I got a question for y'all right here now. Well, I can't. Let's see, they, these cats, this country, have you ever okay? You, you know how, how? You've been in a car before, right?
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 2It's three of you.
Speaker 5We country. We've been in a car before.
Speaker 2It's two guys, but I think I know what y'all's answer would be it's two guys and a girl. What's the seating arrangement?
Speaker 3It's guy, girl guy.
Speaker 2We going huh, it's guy girl guy. I'm saying you in the car, you driving in the car.
Speaker 5Yeah, she sitting up front.
Speaker 2She sitting up front and you sitting in the back and you sitting in the and the guy sitting in the back Right.
Speaker 5Yeah, right.
Speaker 2Why.
Speaker 5That's white people shit.
Speaker 2Okay, he said it, so I'm. I'll say it hey, why do white people? All three of them sat in the front.
Speaker 5I don't get it either. I never know that was on the shows, right. Why they?
Speaker 2yeah, that's gonna do that too no, I see, we see it in person. I've seen it.
Speaker 5I don't get that in plenty of times, yeah they're just sitting in the front, yeah that's what I said back.
Speaker 3I said back in the day only if it's a single cab truck, no if it's, that's what I said if it's a single cab truck, no, that's what I said.
Speaker 2If it's a single, that's the only reason I didn't include them.
Speaker 5It ain't gotta be a single cab.
Speaker 2No, that's what I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 3You talking about when they had the big seats in front and everybody being in front.
Speaker 5Yeah, and it'd be the dude, the girl.
Speaker 2And then another thing was like but you would see the black dudes, and it'd be the dude, the girl and the black dude just sitting in the back Right, so always moving back, or they would like just say, if they do have a single cab truck, she's all the way in the center, she'll never sit by their window, right, and I don't like that, I don't know.
Speaker 3But that's what I pictured. I just pictured them in a single cab. No, I'm just going.
Speaker 5I only seen I'm not lying to y'all. Y'all can say what you want. I've only seen white people do it.
Speaker 4No, I know Black people don't do it, Get your ass in there. I'm just saying I've only seen white people. I'd rather see them do it no.
Speaker 5I was just curious Other people do it, but I'm just saying I'm the only one that's ever seen them do it. That could be because where I'm from there's only black and white.
Speaker 2No listen, that's why I say it back in the day? Because now everybody got bucket seats and you know what I mean Teslas. So you got the screen in the middle and you got better AC too. You know you sitting up here like you know some of us.
Speaker 5You can feel it in the back. Now. You can feel it in the back.
Speaker 2We don't have Teslas.
Speaker 4Did y'all like to ride in the back of a truck?
Speaker 5Yeah, drag your feet out of the tailgate. Yeah, hell, yeah, the shit right there Hell yeah.
Speaker 2We used to stand up and call it surfing.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 5You tried to stay up. We used to sit on the back of the tailgate and they would try to throw us off.
Speaker 2Dog, they would hit that boat and try to throw you off. Yeah, but it's illegal to sit in the back of a truck. Now, though, right, oh, hell yeah.
Speaker 5Well, it's not illegal. No, it's not illegal, but you have to be inside the tailgate.
Speaker 3You got to be in until, yeah, tailgate, you got to be up toward the cab.
Speaker 4Okay, yeah.
Speaker 5But see when we was going you had to walk home, bro, no matter how far away you was.
Speaker 3Cracking up.
Speaker 2We be cracking up, yeah no, that stuff is funny as hell yeah.
Speaker 5I told you, times have changed. Now we just sit up here, and that's where they had the three on the tree too.
Speaker 2And watch, look at TikTok Instagram and be on.
Speaker 5Facebook. You should know about the three on the tree. You know about the three on the tree.
Speaker 1What's that?
Speaker 4Okay, you don't man three on the tree. It might be something different.
Speaker 5No, it's three on the tree, bro. That's where you need to shift.
Speaker 3They didn't have it in the floor. They didn't have it in the floor. They didn't have it in the floor.
Speaker 1It was on the tree, yeah no, all the cars had that.
Speaker 2Just flying boy. Alright, I got another question. See, this leads me into like you said, I've only seen white people do it, but I was wondering why did they do that? We got to get some white people on here to ask them that Explain it to us.
Speaker 2We can't ask Jessess, jess is too young jess is like way too young, you gotta get some old people. Yeah, we need. We need somebody like I don't know white people my age 50, 60 and older. Oh, we could have you know what's her name we could ask brenda brenda.
Speaker 3Yeah, big titty brenda.
Speaker 5They my old yeah all right, look, here's the question Big Titty Brenda, they my over there, ha, ha yeah, b2b.
Speaker 2All right, look, here's the question.
Speaker 5People my age. They really not like us.
Speaker 2No, if I heard this on, I forget the show. I was listening to a sports show yesterday. Okay, they said if you was taking a five-hour trip, gotcha. They said, if you was taking a five-hour trip, what group or what artist or group could you listen to for the whole?
Speaker 5entire trip, five hours.
Speaker 2And what group or artist would you not want to listen to? But I'm going to tell you, because I'm going to tell you right now, that's too easy. No, I answered it. No.
Speaker 3Yes.
Five-Hour Music Road Trip Debate
Speaker 2It has to be in the same genre, because I don't listen to heavy metal or rock music so I could easily sit up here and be like yeah no, no, so you it has to be in the same, in the same genre five hours, yeah.
Speaker 4So let's say you're going, you're going from from here you're going from san diego.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, okay you going from here to San Diego? That's five hours. What group or artist? It's either.
Speaker 1Can you listen to for the whole entire?
Speaker 2time Michael Jackson, motherfucker.
Speaker 3I can listen to Michael all day long.
Speaker 5We want Ford Steve and Tesla Steve To answer this question. What was Tesla Steve? That? Ford Steve listened to Michael Jackson all the way up there, and Tesla Steve answers his question.
Speaker 2What was Tesla Steve? Tesla Steve was Steve. See that Ford Steve was listening to Michael Jackson all the way up there.
Speaker 4What the fuck was Tesla?
Speaker 5Steve listening to all the way to San Diego I'm listening to classical.
Speaker 3Yeah, some classical music You're going to listen to.
Speaker 1I'm listening to the.
Speaker 2Bible Tchaikovsky. You look like you listen to Michael Blue Blade now. You look like you listen to Michael Blue Blade now. Me In that fancy car.
Speaker 5If I had to go that far, it's going to be BB and Bobby.
Speaker 4Wait, wait he didn't say who he couldn't listen to, who I couldn't listen to.
Speaker 3Okay, I cannot listen to the whole entire time.
Speaker 2For five hours.
Speaker 3I would be like oh yeah, turn that shit off. No, because I did that before, so let's go back even further.
Speaker 2See, that's why I said it got to be around the same genre.
Speaker 3I know Because it's easy to sit up here and be like ooh.
Speaker 2Ozzy Osbourne Right RAP.
Speaker 3I can't listen to Prince. Okay, the whole five hours I Can't Listen to Prince.
Speaker 2That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 5No, that's solid. No, that's good, that's solid.
Speaker 4You can listen to Michael Jackson, but you can't listen to Prince. Okay, not for five hours.
Speaker 1I like Michael.
Speaker 2Jackson. That's a real good one. That's solid. It could be any genre you want.
Speaker 5I could do Bebe and Bobby their collaboration All the way there.
Speaker 2Okay, now, who can't you listen to?
Speaker 5Who can I listen to all the way?
Speaker 2there.
Speaker 5Probably Cameo. Okay, okay, yeah, see, probably.
Speaker 2Cameo, okay, okay.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, see, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 5Yeah, larry.
Speaker 2Blackman fucked it up for me. I love Larry.
Speaker 5Blackman, I know I liked it when he was in the background.
Speaker 2Yeah, all right, who you got. I'm going probably hip hop, these some good ones.
Speaker 4I'm going hip hop. I probably can listen to Outkast all the way there, Southern Playalistic, the whole. I mean the first three albums.
Speaker 2No, it don't make no difference, it's just whatever, whatever, just whatever group or artist you want, yeah.
Speaker 5That's Southern Playalistic. That's nice right there.
Speaker 4I probably couldn't listen to Snoop the whole way, the whole way. Okay, cause I'm expanding it across all Like their entire.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, you better lay low.
Speaker 3Work of art.
Speaker 4Yeah. His entire playbook. I get tired of Snoop.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4You better lay low, no Limit.
Speaker 5Snoop was alright, but it wasn't.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I love Snoop boy. Yeah, you was in Texas by that time when you no Limit Snoop was alright, but it wasn't. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I love Snoop boy.
Speaker 5You was in Texas by that time, weren't you no Limit Snoop?
Speaker 4Nah, I was out of high school, no Limit.
Speaker 3Soulja.
Speaker 4That was early 2000s.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, I definitely could listen to that shit for five hours, Master P. I could listen to him for five hours even.
Speaker 1You said you can't. No, you sick of soccer and all that shit.
Speaker 3I know, hey, I can just do a few. You're like oh yeah, I heard this in a while Mine is Private Ply's and all that shit.
Speaker 5New.
Speaker 2Edition New Edition, oh yeah, oh, I can listen to New Edition the whole See. Yeah, and they're like New Edition, not New.
Speaker 5Like New Edition, Not Bed, Bed the Boat. Yeah, no, no New.
Speaker 2Edition. Yeah, because I can listen to Bobby Brown. Yeah, but no, I can listen to New Edition. And then I was going to say, probably Warren G, warren G.
Speaker 5Like I yeah, you know, this is a good topic.
Speaker 2I can't. I'd like to have.
Speaker 5R Kelly, and it's so funny, I can listen to all the way there too.
Speaker 2Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, I have three brothers.
Speaker 2I can listen to all the way I can listen.
Speaker 3See Boyz II Men, I can listen to all the way.
Speaker 2Yeah, I on like Regulators. I hate that song.
Speaker 1Why you hate that song. They played it too much. They did play it way too much as soon as I heard it, I didn't like it Really?
Speaker 5No, I never liked it. I probably didn't care People be like.
Speaker 2Regulators. I probably didn't do it. Yeah, I do. I like how they came in.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 2It's so funny. I like how they came in. Yeah, hey, no. And it's so funny because I like them, but we're saying for five hours.
Speaker 5Yeah, I could do Boogie Down production probably.
Speaker 2I like KRS.
Speaker 5Yeah, I can do that. I get tired of it.
Speaker 2OK, so name somebody else you can't listen to. Then Okay For five hours For five hours.
Speaker 5I can't listen to yeah. Can't listen to for five hours.
Speaker 3Do I get to repeat?
Speaker 5the songs. Well, I got one. Yes, give me a minute.
Speaker 3So if I can repeat the songs. Oh yeah, I'm coming. I can't listen to Sade.
Speaker 2I can't either, for five hours, then I've been done. Fellas, hey, five Listen.
Speaker 1Yo, we. It's either Five hours I've been on fellas.
Speaker 2Hey, five, listen, joe, we, we, we. It's nice and simple. Five hours You've here to LA, here to what you name, all right, who can't you listen? So I got one G and shot.
Speaker 5I probably can do line of Richie. Oh, line of Richie, I'm probably gonna do him. I was doing rap.
Speaker 3I could do Jay-Z For five hours and I could do Eminem For five hours, but who I couldn't do? I couldn't do Beastie Boys For five hours, even though I like Some of they songs.
Speaker 5I still love them, dudes, but I couldn't do them For five hours, I couldn't do them For an hour. Once we done with no Sleep in Brooklyn, I'm done, no Sleep in.
Speaker 3Brooklyn and what's the other? I'm done.
Speaker 2Paul Revere, was I hearing Paul?
Speaker 3Revere.
Speaker 5Okay, I'm done. Paul Revere, maybe Brass Monkey, but that's it.
Speaker 3Yeah, brass Monkey. Yeah, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 4I'm a motherfucker, but see the artists you can listen to. You usually can listen To their album From front to back. Right so it's usually an artist that you just like.
Speaker 3No, that's what I say I can like r kelly, like his first four hours I can listen to you.
Speaker 2Yeah, public announcement. You know what I'm saying. His first four, I go back to r kelly back.
Speaker 5Then you can take that all the way to san diego and back. Exactly. Yeah, hell yeah dude.
Speaker 2I like it.
Speaker 1I'm kelly from some of this prison right, yeah, hell, yeah, and I'm singing every single song. I know every single word.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1Couple of my.
Speaker 4A few of my Repeat.
Speaker 5Like three or four times.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5Women's work.
Speaker 4When a woman's fed up.
Speaker 5I'm repeating that.
Speaker 2About five times. Don't 12 play, mr B 12 play.
Speaker 3Hey, I'm gonna tell y'all right now.
Speaker 2R Kelly Is a bad motherfucker. Is one of the greatest Of all time. I don't care what nobody say, he is man. We don't care about Robert R Kelly.
Speaker 4You can't deny it dog, which is crazy, cause he wrote so much music For people.
Speaker 5People don't realize. What would you say to Gale?
Speaker 1What would you say to Gail?
Speaker 5What would you say to Gail? She'd go, okay. Ronald Ronald, ronald, ronald Ronald.
Speaker 2I'd slap her in the face. I'd slap her in the face.
Speaker 1Hey Joe keeps shifting this table boy.
Speaker 2He do shifting. Yeah, I'm like that nigga, big as hell boy, that nigga, that fuck at me. You know, some people don't have no, no. I can't, I ain't got no.
Speaker 5I ain't got no. Motherfucking, what do you call that shit? I ain't smooth at all, bro, I'm rough.
Speaker 3He's out rough around the edges. I'm rough, that's why I'm rodeo Joe. I am rough.
Speaker 5He's out rough around the edges. I'm rough, that's why I'm Rodeo Joe. I am rough bro.
Speaker 2See, that was a good topic, huh See.
Speaker 5I told you You're a content creator. Baby, that's what we do. All you got to do.
Speaker 2You sit up here, you listen. You're like, oh you know what That'd be good to listen to talk about on the pod.
Speaker 4I forget where. Yeah well, it was on one of those sports shows. I was like that is a good-ass question, that's good.
Speaker 5I know I can listen to OutKast. I love that. That's Southern Blair Listen to that motherfucker twice I like them.
Speaker 2I like OutKast Andre 3000.
Speaker 4So if you had to go back? To the 90s what was the best Music Rap, hip hop music in the 90s that you thought Like era wise If you look at the Dirty South Like the 90s Outkast, and then you had East.
Speaker 3Coast Biggie.
Speaker 1So you would have went with them.
Speaker 5I like Triple Six. I would have went with the South. I like Triple Six. I would have went with the South. I would have went with Triple Six.
Speaker 3I'd still go with.
Speaker 4OutKast, though I would have went with OutKast. Three-six Mafia I'm going to kill it.
Speaker 3Yeah, probably because I like Ludacris.
Speaker 4Remember Ludacris, he's more late, I'll put him got the 2000s.
Speaker 3He was late 90s, wasn't he late 90s, late 90s, so I would almost move him to the 2000s.
Speaker 4I'm telling you.
Speaker 5Because I was listening to Luda in Ohio. Okay, what about, hey? Go back and listen to All Black. That shit is off the chain right there, triple. Six.
Speaker 2Triple Six.
Speaker 5All Black Ooh.
Speaker 2When did Chicken Chicken Chicken Head, chicken chicken head. What was that?
Speaker 3because I was was that 90s or was that 2000? Yeah, that was 90.
Speaker 4It might have been late 90s. See, I was in the outcast and goodie mob all them oh yeah, I like, yeah, I like goodie mobs.
Speaker 2Oh man, goodie mobs.
Speaker 3Yeah, I like to have what elevators wasn't it elevator.
Speaker 2elevator was um, okay, that's, that's 3000, right? Well, which one was the goody mob? Soul food.
Speaker 3Who's that creeping in my window? Wow, Nobody. Now Listen.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell you this that was my shit when I first heard that. I was like who is this. But then it's so funny though. A gate with a goal, because I'm still I still go more of what you know, because I'm going to tell you, because for you still like part of your youth, you were still like, was like in the 90s. Yeah, I mean. I'm saying I was still like I was a young adult but, I, was still, because I still, yeah, so that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1I was a young adult, but I was still yeah.
Speaker 3I was grown in the 90s yeah, so that's what I'm saying. I go back to like the 80s. Yeah, go back to the 80s. See, that's Sleek Rick and. Ll.
Speaker 4Cool J.
Speaker 3Exactly.
Speaker 2And that's what I'm going with.
Speaker 4Yeah, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2I'm going with LL, Eric B and Raquel.
Speaker 5Oh man for real. Which one? My radio.
Speaker 2What LL Now? I'm bad.
Speaker 5I'm bad man, I'm bad he's one of the coldest songs ever.
Speaker 2Face in the sand man. When he said that dog I was, he said I make you. Say go LL and do the rock. If you think you can, I'm going to tell you what Listen. That is one of the greatest songs ever Listen songs ever Listen when you want to talk.
Speaker 4I'm going to let y'all talk.
Speaker 5I'm going to tell you, LL's greatest line was that nigga said forget all your old cool J's.
Speaker 1And then when that nigga said, I know what I was at when I heard that bitch.
Speaker 5I was in Arizona and I was fucked up and that shit woke me up. All right, listen, ll Cool J is.
Speaker 2I was in Arizona and I was fucked up and that shit woke me up. Listen, LL Cool J is cold. He gonna always be one of my favorites Like.
Speaker 5Josh B Like a song, fan you think about those songs too.
Speaker 4How long they were. Those songs was about five years ago.
Speaker 2They make stuff for TikTok. They was talking about Tank and J Valentine Shout make stuff for TikTok they was talking of a tank and Jay Valentine shout out to them everything was talking about that.
Speaker 3They had three verses each verse was like a minute nowadays and then the chorus.
Speaker 4Those songs was long?
Speaker 3that'd be three, four and a half. See, we talked about that once before the time.
Speaker 5Like I know Even a love song. Like you can get on a dance, throw the bitch With a love song Back in the day.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 5You got her name Number when she live.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5Right, how much she weigh Her brother.
Speaker 4She was there with her Cubs, what she like to eat who she with, and you had time To squeeze the booty.
Speaker 5Yeah, and then you Get a little feel, and then you, then you put that Mother back being on you edging down a little bit Shit.
Speaker 1Hey, what about? You get that bend on him, boy, can you do that now?
Speaker 4Now you dead. You get about two minutes. What's your name? Song over you like.
Speaker 3You like Instagram me.
Speaker 2Yeah, now they talk about oh, what's your IG? Dm me.
Speaker 5Right IG.
Speaker 2IG Girl I.
Speaker 5What do you mean?
Speaker 2IG yeah, what if you don't have IG?
Speaker 3You lying my cousin, you ass out, you got some beautiful eyes. Ig my cousin.
Speaker 4Is that crazy, though, cause like, like I said, I don't know, but all the reels and stuff I be watching the girls be like I don't give out my number, but I'll give you my IG. I'm like damn.
Speaker 5Yeah, I be like Whatever Bitch be like oh you, you got some beautiful eyes. Bitch your cataracts.
Speaker 1You trying?
Speaker 5to fake fun of me.
Speaker 3Eagle eyes. Oh man, I thought they was great.
Speaker 4Shit great, these dudes is out of control, uh-oh.
Speaker 5Hell yeah, I feel better now.
Speaker 4Alabama just showed up now.
Speaker 3Joe's back.
Speaker 5Who you with, god damn it. Who you with? It's that drink. Nobody knows when the nose goes when the nose is closed.
Speaker 3I'm your bub, you got it.
Speaker 4Man Gotta get forward. Steve Back though Shit. Who you with Shit? I tell him IB, I'm your bub. You got it, man, you got to get forward Steve Shit who you with.
Speaker 5Shit, tell them IB.
Speaker 4Shit, we are glad you're in a better mood.
Speaker 3Hey, what's the name of this drink, Joe. Give a shout out to this Herradura.
Speaker 2Herradura, silver Herradura. Yeah, herradura, that's tequila, right? Yes, it is.
Speaker 5Tequila. You know that's the shit, tequila, tequila.
Speaker 3I feel really good. That's that silver. That shit was aged 45 days.
Speaker 2Hey, what about third base?
Speaker 3Oh yeah, I love third base man, love them cats. Yeah, I like dog.
Speaker 1Three of them out.
Speaker 5They did the gas face, fucked them up Dog.
Speaker 2Gas face. Never did that song Dude the gas face.
Speaker 5Those niggas wouldn't even come out of the house.
Speaker 2Man, those niggas scared.
Speaker 5Shut the fuck up hell, no hey.
Speaker 3Hey, we used to listen to the gas face.
Speaker 2Shout out to my boy, bronson Cudgel. We used to sit in the basketball locker room before practice and then he's listening to the gas face Dog that hit so hard.
Speaker 5I'm going to worry about the. X-clan. Bro, oh, the X-Clan.
Speaker 2Professor.
Speaker 5X X-Clan that shit. Yeah, the X-Clan that shit right there.
Speaker 4I liked Heavy D.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, heavy D dog.
Speaker 3Heavy Dilly, dilly, dilly D.
Speaker 2And remember when Heavy D had that Mr Big Stuff, yeah, and I love rap. Oh man, that was long, that was like 88, 89 yeah.
Speaker 5Mr Big Stuff, yeah Big.
Speaker 3Stuff. I changed the lyrics, me and my cousin, we was up there rapping. I was like hey, mr Big Dick, who do you think you are? Mr?
Speaker 5Big Stuff. That's what it meant.
Speaker 1Shit that's what it meant Shit.
Speaker 3That's what she meant. That shit was hilarious. How about the?
Speaker 5fat boys. That's what she meant. I like the fat boys.
Speaker 3I had every one of they little cassettes.
Speaker 5I did too, I really did. I still got them.
Speaker 3That was the only Fucking rap group that my dad liked to listen to. He said hey man, bring them chubby boys Back out. Man who that you had Playing earlier. Man, what the who that you had playing earlier? I said the fat boys.
Speaker 2Yeah, let me, let me get them the movie the disorderly yeah, hell, yeah, and then uh, crush, groove oh man crush, groove man, yeah, yeah dog. He's moving when they play that. When he was with uh, when he was with the chicken, they started playing Tender Love. I said that is my lifelong mission To make love to a woman, to tender love you should have hit fucking LL Coot-Jay.
Speaker 5Ll Coot-Jay had Teenage Love right. Who had Teenage Love?
Speaker 3No, that was Slick Rick. Slick Rick had Teenage.
Speaker 2Love yeah Slick Rick had.
Speaker 3Teenage Love.
Speaker 2Any love song but Tender Love.
Speaker 3I can still listen to Slick Rick too. That was my boy. I knew his whole album Slick.
Speaker 5Rick told the best stories he's a storyteller.
Speaker 2Doug E Doug E Fresh when I heard Lottie Dottie, when I first heard that for the first time we was at a football practice and then somebody was playing their little boom box and they was like Football practice. And then somebody was playing Just Ice, like that little, that little boom box, and they was like what you know about Just Ice you like what.
Speaker 5And the hell Just Ice Remember.
Speaker 1Just.
Speaker 5Ice, I know you should remember Just Ice. You probably remember Just.
Speaker 2Ice, let me see Just Ice.
Speaker 5Yeah, we had this on Latoya. I had to hear that I gotta refresh my memory.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what I said. You probably don't remember Just Ice. Let me see Just Ice, yeah.
Speaker 3We had this on Latoya.
Speaker 2I had to hear that I got to refresh my memory. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5I love fucking Just Ice.
Speaker 2I remember Houdini. Yeah, that was the good stuff right there. Which one? Well, houdini, that was the beginning of hip hop.
Speaker 3All of that was the beginning of hip hop. Houdini. That was the beginning of hip-hop, all of those.
Speaker 5That was the beginning of hip-hop. Houdini, yeah, that was the beginning, I remember where. I was sitting at.
Speaker 2when I heard Sugar Hill Gang, we was living on bacon.
Speaker 3We was living on Henrietta, yeah.
Speaker 2And then the neighbors start playing like the Rapper's Delight, and then I remember seeing the album like with the little little red, red, white and blue snake, whatever. Yeah, yeah yeah, going around yeah I'm sitting up there looking at that.
Speaker 5I don't know what it was. I'm going off memory. That's why there's sugar here, man, it's a candy cane.
Speaker 2I know when you said that.
Speaker 1I was little man. I'm going off memory.
Speaker 2You know, way back then Joe was probably 16 already we're like man, we little kids Joe, we little kids man. I just remember.
Speaker 3I was like oh little snake going around and around Sugar Hill gang.
Speaker 5Then you had Grandmaster Flash.
Speaker 2Dog. I remember when I first heard that Sugar Hill.
Speaker 5I was like man. I remember Grandmaster Flash. I heard New York. Oh my goodness, that shit fucked me up. I love this motherfucker yeah.
Speaker 2Somebody else, you got the favorite rap song of all time. The Message.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 5Broken glass everywhere. People pissing on the stage.
Speaker 2What about Curtis Blow? When Curtis Blow was like basketball, yeah, but that was just slow.
Speaker 5They played that shit everywhere. Every gym you went to nigga played that moment. Every team in Alabama came out of the locker room.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell you the one thing that I don't do Nah bro. You know, like you'll play a song, like I just said, LL Cool J, I'm back Right. They'll be like oh, that used to be my jam. Yeah, Like the song is still playing Right.
Speaker 3No, that's my jam, still your jam, still your jam. It's still on my playlist.
Speaker 2It absolutely is on mine, right. Then remember when he walked in, like you said on Crush Groove, he was like Pox man. I love that, all that cool jazz.
Speaker 1I was like Boy.
Speaker 4Hell yeah, you know what I'm gonna go give me One of them.
Speaker 5No, but when he was on he did radio.
Speaker 2No, but remember he said he had the boom box?
Speaker 5Yeah, he had the boom box.
Speaker 1He did radio no, but remember he said box, yeah, he had the boom box, yeah, and he played radio.
Speaker 5He did radio, my radio.
Speaker 3Believe me, I like it loud.
Speaker 5Man.
Speaker 2And they were like this.
Speaker 5Nigga is off the chain.
Speaker 4Hey, LL the red jumpsuit. Ll came in. Yeah, well, he came in.
Speaker 2LL, I'm telling you I'm bad as one of the coldest.
Speaker 5You had me licking my lips, nigga Cut. Talk about that motherfucker at school.
Speaker 4But they wouldn't.
Speaker 2Hey, that was about the end of y'all's reign. Right there for you light-skinned cats.
Speaker 1That's what light-skinned kids. You good curly hair jerry-curled niggas.
Speaker 5Hey, tell me, School days, dog. Oh, school days.
Speaker 2Oh, that's a hey hey, tell me School days dog. Oh, school days man. That shit was on the chain man.
Speaker 4School days and that loves the man when she.
Speaker 3He's just a jigaboo. Licked that part down the nigga's head.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I was like what the hell, hey, remember on, do the Right Thing, oh man.
Speaker 5When he did the ice cube Chuck D With the chick.
Speaker 2Oh, I was like, oh, I can't wait to Listen. You know, first, when you saw School Days, you be like, oh, I can't wait to go to college. Then, when he did the ice cubes, he was like, oh man, I want to do that to a girl, I want it to be hot, you sitting up there, you rubbing it on her and stuff. Well, you know, you can do that out here in Arizona, it's so damn hot yeah.
Speaker 5Scoop, scoop, scoop, Hold it. You can put plastic on the bed. Man Put some baby oil on that bitch.
Speaker 2And just slide with her, slide, slide, slide to the left.
Speaker 5Y'all playing, I ain't bullshitting. Slide to the right, you got to try it, y'all ain't tried that shit. Put some plastic on the bed. Pull some baby oil on that motherfucker and turn the AC off. Nigga he said turn the.
Speaker 1AC off. I don't need another workout.
Speaker 2Slide up in that motherfucker boy, You're going to slide up in it, Joe.
Speaker 1Let me slide, okay, pa. Hey, you know what Joe say Can't never have enough.
Speaker 2Baby Wolf, Y'all play freaky. Y'all play freaky I am freaky.
Speaker 5I am freaky. Y'all niggas play freaky. That's Joe's thing right there Y'all set up at home.
Speaker 4Shit Like which bedroom you want to go into, Ain we want to go into Ain't no witch shit. You're going to number one Door, number one.
Speaker 3They all got handcuffs in them, right behind the door, as soon as you walk in, clink, clink Door number two you turn around, Joe already got handcuffs in them.
Speaker 5You go in there, you turn around, joe.
Speaker 4Already butt ass naked. Come on girl.
Speaker 5Oh man.
Speaker 4Don't we have to get naked Butt, ass naked With the little.
Speaker 5Banana hammock on Just for you. Married people, eating ain't cheating, hey.
Speaker 2Joe's about to sit up here and get everybody killed. Cancel the thoughts to view. Hey, listen, y'all know when we talk and when we tell stories we're hypothetically speaking.
Speaker 3Entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 1Yeah, this podcast is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 5Don't believe him. Eating ain't cheating.
Speaker 2Hey, don't listen to anything we say, y'all.
Speaker 5Bosco. Love who you with, have y'all watched Madea's Destination.
Speaker 4It is hilarious. We supposed to be doing a movie.
Speaker 5John, how'd you like it? Did y'all watch Superman?
Speaker 2Yup.
Superman Powers and Movie Talk
Speaker 3Yeah, we watched Superman. You didn't like it, huh.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 3You know he'sa, he's a bougie Comic book. Bougie, they tried to go cool book, bougie.
Speaker 4They tried to.
Speaker 2You gotta ask the real Superman, did you like it?
Speaker 3It was alright, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1It wasn't Superman.
Speaker 3It was more. They tried to tie in a love story To Superman, which is wrong.
Speaker 5They tried to make it for the girls.
Speaker 3Fuck that bullshit. Fuck Lois. You supposed to fuck that bitch? He can't kiss her. He can't even kiss her. She ain't they in there making out.
Speaker 4I got a question. So if you actually If you Superman. If you actually had Superman powers. Right what would you do?
Speaker 3Fly, nigga fly.
Speaker 4I'm talking about, like if you was really Superman.
Speaker 5Why would you settle down though?
Speaker 4Nah, I'm just saying.
Speaker 5Why you.
Speaker 3I already know what I would do. What you mean I?
Speaker 2would control the whole? I would, but you wouldn't have sex with a bunch of women.
Speaker 4No, I would control the whole country. Why?
Speaker 3not Can't nobody kill me Can't.
Speaker 5Nobody mess with me, but your problem ain't my problem, nigga this y'all problem. Don't make your shit my shit.
Speaker 3Nigga I would make.
Speaker 4Man, please, I would make.
Speaker 3That's why you ain't. Superman, president Trump, see you, lex Luthor, you trying to save the planet. Nigga, fuck I would make. That's why you ain't.
Speaker 4Superman President.
Speaker 5Trump, the US Lutheran, you trying to save the planet I'd make.
Speaker 4Trump and all them, motherfuckers kiss.
Speaker 5What they going to do. Fuck the planet.
Speaker 4We're going to do politics here. I would be in so much power, fuck the planet.
Speaker 5You trying to save the planet, we just trying to have fun.
Speaker 1They going to come after you with motherfucking kryptonite spears after you, motherfuckers, kryptonite spears.
Speaker 5They'll find a weakness. They'll find your weakness.
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying, you know, what.
Speaker 5They can try they gotta catch you.
Speaker 4I'm faster than a speeded bullet.
Speaker 5They'll find that weakness. I got laser eyes bitch, They'll have a fine bit with. Kryptonite. They'll have a fine bit with Kryptonite. They'll have a fine bitch with kryptonite, puss.
Speaker 3Fuck you all.
Speaker 4You know how many fine bitches there are, you know what?
Speaker 3will happen. That's the problem.
Speaker 4He's just going for that one.
Speaker 5I'm trying to feel it kind of strange, I don't what.
Speaker 1Hey, remember that never happened before.
Speaker 5I don't what. Hey, hey, remember that never happened before.
Speaker 2Hey, remember. Hey, you know I gotta get a witch. I'm trying to hold this thing From this cat, I know man. I can't even get excited. Oh man, I'm like man. We about to end up In a pool.
Speaker 5No, I'm excited. Shit what you talking about. I ain't even taken no gas station pill yet.
Speaker 1Oh, what they call that shit, don't they have that?
Speaker 4shit Called cryptomart.
Speaker 3Night Gas station pill. They call that horny gourd weed.
Speaker 5Man, gas station pill man, you ain't even taking Gas station pill. Rhino man, the blue rhino, oh, the blue rhino word.
Speaker 2That shit will get you a headache.
Speaker 4Don't take that shit.
Speaker 5That shit will kill you. Yeah, I ain't messing with it, I'm just taking it from me now. I ain't dead yet, but I ain't kidding. He said just take half of it GA approved. That shit will kill you?
Speaker 2Hey, I was in the store and they had them right there.
Speaker 1That's where I got this from.
Speaker 2That shit will kill you rhinos and all that stuff. Every time I look at them I just sit up here like man the propaganda boy.
Speaker 5Man, that's crazy. That shit will fucking kill you, bro. Your heart be racing, your motherfucking head hurts. How many did you take?
Speaker 3That's one.
Speaker 4Let me get two of them.
Speaker 3Just one.
Speaker 2It's two.
Speaker 3It looked like I saw two in a pack.
Speaker 2They look like bullets.
Speaker 1Damn, don't your heart racing.
Speaker 5Man, you be all fucked up, bro, yeah.
Speaker 4How fast did you bust up? Did you go all night?
Speaker 5You be scared, then your heart be bumping and shit.
Speaker 3Hey, you can't even come because your heart be going so fast. You be like, oh shit, Something wrong Damn Heart attack.
Speaker 5That's why you need to get some good going so fast you be like, oh shit, something wrong. That's why you need to get some good, reliable shit Cialis, that's right. Max 20 milligrams is all you need. Alright, get up in that shit boy and you're good to go. And then you're good, like at 5 o'clock in the morning, get you another one in. It's going to pop right up, it's going to roll over, waking you up like hello. That's where they'll be singing to her like hello.
Speaker 1She's going to sit up there and ask like is it me you're looking for?
Speaker 2She's going to ask like is this for?
Speaker 1me. I can see it in your eyes, man.
Speaker 4She's. She gonna ask like is this for me?
Speaker 1I can see it in your eyes, man, she gonna be turning on you like.
Speaker 4Oh, I turn you on this much Wake up on the hard instead of on the soft Wake up little Susie Wake up saying hey.
Speaker 3Good morning sunshine.
Speaker 1Oh my.
Speaker 5They all be talking that shit. Don't wake me up. I need to get five more minutes. Nah, motherfucker, it's over with it's over. I didn't wake up. You ain't gotta wake up.
Speaker 2Alright, look, I got the movies Pulled up.
Speaker 3Oh shit. Fantastic Four, that's coming out this week. Right, listen.
Speaker 2It's out.
Speaker 5It's out.
Speaker 2Fantastic Four is out, gotta go see it. I think, I think they gonna going to do good on this one.
Speaker 5Did we say the Smurfs? We said the Smurfs last week huh Well, the Fantastic Four. They tried to do it like in the 60s, right yeah?
Speaker 2Hey, I saw, I Know what you Did last summer. Okay, yeah, check it out. I liked it.
Speaker 4Was it better than the first one?
Speaker 2I don't remember the first one. I watched so many movies, man. I don't remember the first one. I watched so many movies, man. I tell you, listen, I watch movies for the podcast.
Speaker 5That's it. Yeah, I don't remember the first one either, hey.
Speaker 2And then you know what? There's a movie called Eddington, tick-tock the GameStop yeah that looks good yeah. Formula One. I still haven't seen F1.
Speaker 3I know I want to see that too. I'll just wait. I'll wait until they stream.
Speaker 5Somebody tell me to watch Ford versus Ferrari. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2I heard, that's good. I did see Gran Turismo. Gran Turismo was good. I saw Gran Turismo.
Speaker 3Yeah, I saw that, that was good.
Speaker 2Hey, then there's a movie called the Home. I think Pete Davidson is in this one. I think, yeah, I think it's scary, I think it's the. I think they said the Home. Yeah, I don't know bro. Yeah, it's called the Home hey, but we over time. On here it says Sinister we over time. Sinister, secret Sinister yeah, sinister Secret.
Speaker 3Maybe it's got some bodies in the wall.
Speaker 5I tell you what, though, since you brought that up, you said that you remember Simon Bar, sinister, simon what Simon Bar? Sinister, come on, dog From Underdog.
Speaker 2No, I remember Underdog.
Speaker 5That's his archnemesis.
Speaker 3And that was the night. Simon Bar Sinister Simon says I don't remember that either.
Speaker 5Yeah, underdog, that's his archnemesis, and that was the name Simon Barsenis. Simon says I don't remember that either.
Speaker 2Yeah, Well, anyway, laugh.
Speaker 5We are out of here. Oh my God, you don't know who Simon Barsenis is. Okay.
Speaker 2You remember Hong?
Speaker 5Kong.
Speaker 3Fooey.
Speaker 5Yeah, hong Kong Fooey, hong Kong Fooey. He was a lovable janitor.
Speaker 2Yeah, he used to change in a little bookshelf. That's right, that was Scatman, the little foul foul. Oh yeah, he was Scatman. That was Scatman, Come on baby, you can't fuck with me on some animation.
Speaker 5I still watch animation to this day.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2Yep, All right y.