Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The Lost Bottle: A Tragic Tale of Tequila
The crew gathers with a couple of noticeable absences, leading to an unexpectedly deep conversation about how success changes friendships. As they put it, there's a clear distinction between "Ford Steve" and "Tesla Steve" – a metaphor for how material success can transform not just circumstances, but relationships too.
What begins as light banter evolves into a fascinating nostalgia trip through childhood memories that many listeners will find surprisingly relatable. From battling household pests during awkward teenage romantic encounters to stealing watermelons and working summer jobs picking peas, the raw authenticity of these shared experiences creates moments of genuine connection amid the laughter.
The episode hits its stride when the crew debates which artists they could listen to for an entire five-hour road trip, sparking passionate defenses of old-school hip-hop legends like LL Cool J, OutKast, and Grandmaster Flash. These musical discussions unlock doors to formative memories from the 80s and 90s, with each host connecting specific songs to pivotal moments in their development.
Cultural observations provide some of the most thought-provoking moments, like questioning why certain seating arrangements in cars seem to differ across communities. Even a hypothetical question about what they'd do with Superman's powers reveals surprisingly honest answers that break from conventional superhero narratives.
What makes this episode special is how seamlessly it blends laugh-out-loud moments with unexpected vulnerability. Whether you relate to their experiences or are getting a window into different perspectives, you'll feel like you're sitting around with old friends sharing stories that range from hilariously inappropriate to surprisingly profound.
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Guess what the crew is here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know if the intro is too loud, not loud enough.
Speaker 3:Hey, I can hear it Turn my mic up.
Speaker 2:Turn my mic up. I got a good question for everybody, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:I need to do that too.
Speaker 2:I don't even know where my phone is. Let me pause all notifications. Yeah, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. As I talk through the intro, there's four of us today Me and the crew. We had a couple of late call-offs we had a loss.
Speaker 3:today we had a couple of Benedict Arnold's. What a coink-a-dink.
Speaker 5:We had a loss in the family, since we talk about shit. What a coink-a-dink. We had a loss in the family, since we talk about shit.
Speaker 2:What a coink-a-dink.
Speaker 4:Joe look like he lost his puppy or something.
Speaker 5:I want to talk about Superman.
Speaker 2:Okay, first off, this is your boy Bosco, To my left it's Rod, it's Rod. To my left it's.
Speaker 5:Rodeo Rodeo Joe he mad today?
Speaker 1:Yeah, he is, he's.
Speaker 2:Rodeo Sad.
Speaker 5:Joe To my left.
Speaker 3:Superman is in the building Choo-choo Pew-pew-pew.
Speaker 4:You only get one pew today. Yeah, we just.
Speaker 2:The sad episode. Oh, you get that. Yeah, this might be the sad episode. Oh, you get that. Yeah, this might be the sad episode. I just want to say I like what happened.
Speaker 5:I miss Steve. I drink and love him, not this new Steve, the old Steve you said you miss the old Steve. This new Steve. He's all right, he ain't the old Steve. I miss the old Steve. You know the ATF Motherfucker Steve.
Speaker 3:Hey man.
Speaker 5:AMF.
Speaker 3:That's all you had to do Was say something. Bro, miss Steve, bro See, he miss me, man, like my brother, man I miss, Steve, I'm telling you.
Speaker 5:I'm talking about the old Steve now.
Speaker 1:Not the.
Speaker 5:Tesla, steve. That is his dream. I'm talking about the Ford, steve. Oh hey, that is his dream.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about the Ford, steve. Oh hey, you see that Now you get a Tesla and start acting brand new huh. Oh man, you're so funny. That's his love.
Speaker 3:That's his love.
Speaker 5:That's his love.
Speaker 2:That's his love, that's his love.
Speaker 5:That's his love. That's his love. That's his love. That's his love, that's his love.
Speaker 2:A gated community. Now there's two Teslas in the house. Oh, dang.
Speaker 4:You're right, there is two different Steves.
Speaker 2:How niggas forget where they come from. I'm going to move on up. You better represent Rockford.
Speaker 5:Illinois. You know what next?
Speaker 4:right, I'm proud of you, steve. I'm fucking Stafford Wives.
Speaker 3:Man, I already told y'all I'm fucking robots, so you already know I take a step for wives Stepford Wives. Take a step for wives and put her in the garage and plug her in.
Speaker 4:We got Tesla, steve.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what we gonna start calling you we gonna start calling him Tesla. Steve.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying hey, but no listen.
Speaker 2:Man man.
Speaker 5:Wait a minute. That's like Clark Kent and Superman we part a little bit hey.
Speaker 2:Ford. Steve Is Clark Kent this.
Speaker 5:Steve, here that nigga, go to Clever on the water, ford Steve. Then I don't give a. He said I don't want that. I don't want that shit Out the faucet either. God damn it. Tesla Steve.
Speaker 2:He won't take it out the faucet boss, boss, yeah, hey, he done, bettered himself it's like that.
Speaker 5:I'm just saying ain't nothing wrong, I just miss you though hey, you gotta understand hey, man, I get it though, rodeo, I think like this if nigga miss me, this nigga still ain't been over my house not one time. No, I understand, you got to kill the old you, so the new you can live.
Speaker 3:He still ain't been over my house. He wait for me to come see him, see Rodeo has feelings right now. Yeah, as soon as that broke.
Speaker 2:I saw the spirits, just leave.
Speaker 4:Tell us why you sad Joe.
Speaker 5:No, I mean, I'm not one to cry over spilled milk.
Speaker 4:so Did you cry over spilled liquor?
Speaker 2:I saw it too. We need something to talk about. Yeah, joe, because I got a question too. This is called content. We're content creators.
Speaker 3:You know what Content creators?
Speaker 2:And I ain't even consider us content creators. I just be like, oh, we just some dudes that get on the mic and talk, but no you are a content creator. Okay, so we need content. Now we have people missing.
Speaker 3:So I'm just wondering you ain't put.
Speaker 2:APB out on them. What up Ka-wink-a-dink? You know I got that from Malibu's Most Wanted right.
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 2:I'm just messing around. I don't want to start now. I'm just messing around.
Speaker 5:You know, you know.
Speaker 4:It's the same time the theme of the show. Where are all the white women at?
Speaker 2:He can't play it today.
Speaker 1:Won't have no white women here.
Speaker 5:Exactly, I know.
Speaker 4:Damn Joe, are you going to be jovial today, man?
Speaker 5:No, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Let me tie that up a little bit, because that hurt.
Speaker 4:I know that hurt.
Speaker 5:Down to my soul soul.
Speaker 3:That hurt me deep, that hurt me deep.
Speaker 2:I heard that thing Crack. I was like what the that shit sound loud? What was that Kept me deep? Shrek, kept me deep, it's alright.
Speaker 5:But you know, like I said, I can't cry. I was spitting milk. I think it might have been karma, because I, you know, I know my experience. If you wait on karma to help you, you're going to be waiting a long motherfucking time. Right. But you know, that might have been because some shit happened today and I was like no, I ain't doing that shit. And then bam boom.
Speaker 2:Then the bottle break the bottle break. Brand new bottle Brand new Just bought.
Speaker 5:Freak mother man, I still. I should have known it was going around Because when I got home the motherfucker was across the street cutting them damn palm trees and shit and blew all that goddamn dust on my truck. Oh damn Did you wash the truck. He was just blowing the shit. The motherfucker wasn't even trying to get it out of the way, he was just blowing it all over the fucking truck.
Speaker 4:Did he say sorry?
Speaker 3:Didn't say shit, shit, didn't say two words, man, I got to get me a Rosetta Stones.
Speaker 5:I can cuss the motherfucker out in Spanish. That's what I got to do Really? Cuss him out, Not no just say puta and all that old shit. Puto, whatever the fuck, it is no, chur, whatever. I want to cuss a motherfucker out for real. You know what I mean? Like call them all kinds of motherfuckers and shit.
Speaker 2:And you can say it into your phone and play it back and to do it in.
Speaker 5:Spanish Google Translate. I can teach myself.
Speaker 2:Huh yeah, Translate it, or you can sit up there and get that airpiece. I got one of those With the airpiece that translates yeah, somebody said it, I heard them talking about it, so I need to go down to Filiberto's. Did you get it from, timo, or where did you get it from? I need to go down to.
Speaker 5:Filiberto's and figure out if my burrito would be smaller than the Mexican burrito.
Speaker 3:That's what I need to goddamn figure out, that's what I need to goddamn pay. This ain't no burrito. This is a taco Rolled up in the burrito shit.
Speaker 5:Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 4:What burrito he get. I want that burrito.
Speaker 5:Nah, I'm serious, I'm gonna order the same. What I'm gonna start doing Is let a Mexican get in front of me. And order the same shit he ordered and when his plate comes, say hey, that's mine. You take this Coming up, be like hey.
Speaker 1:I'll have what he's having.
Speaker 4:I bet you, they pull that Motherfucker back.
Speaker 3:You think they be discriminating Against you like that? Hell yeah, I know they do. I don't know.
Speaker 5:I don't eat that For the book though you go order a bean and cheese, they gonna charge you a bean burrito plus the cheese Instead of a bean and cheese. Everybody know bean and cheese is one burrito, right I?
Speaker 3:don't know man, I'm telling you Bro, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2:They all get us. I don't go enough, they all get us.
Speaker 5:I'm venting right now. God damn it they all get us.
Speaker 1:Let it out. You go to goddamn.
Speaker 2:Let it out, Joe.
Speaker 3:Hey, being black in America, being black in America, go down to goddamn. You can't even when they serve America food. Get served right in Phillip Earth Toast.
Speaker 5:At a what's that goddamn Peoria Cafe. Now, that's pretty goddamn good hey.
Speaker 3:Peoria Cafe. I've been there. I've been there. I door dashed there a couple times. Man, that shit is great. Where is it? Right down there, 85th and Lake 85th and Peoria yeah, 85th Right next to the cross grain.
Speaker 5:It's in the same parking lot where we went.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly that's what.
Speaker 5:I know, bro, I'm telling you that motherfucker off the chain.
Speaker 2:I was just over by there yesterday, hey have you tried that white menudo?
Speaker 5:No Shit good as a motherfucker.
Speaker 3:No, man, I stay away from the stuff that sound Mexican. I be like I don't know what this is. No, that shit good. Hey, this white menudo. Hey, I'm just going to go ahead and get a burger, I'm just telling you. Or I'm going to go ahead and get a house salad, or I'm going to go ahead and get that breakfast, that big breakfast.
Speaker 2:You don't like Mexican food.
Speaker 5:They got damn Chicken fried steak over there. Good as fuck, I eat it. They chicken fried steak, good as shit.
Speaker 3:I eat Mexican food and then, but I don't like menudo, so why would I want the white menudo?
Speaker 5:Anyway. See that's what I'm saying. I need the Ford Steve Ford. Steve Wouldn't give a fuck, he said I'll try it.
Speaker 3:He wait till I get drunk.
Speaker 5:Damn 4-Steven. I try that shit, fuck it. And then they got the motherfucking honey buns, not honey buns. Cinnamon rolls the motherfucker about this, big bro.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cinnamon rolls Nice.
Speaker 2:Oh what Over at the Peoria Cafe.
Speaker 5:Yeah them, big-ass cinnamon rolls, them something so big bro, big as your plate, you need a whole plate.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they nice.
Speaker 2:Hey y'all see your undercover brother ain't with us, no more.
Speaker 4:Hey man did you get?
Speaker 5:an ass curled up.
Speaker 4:I was out there scaring white folks.
Speaker 5:I was digging it.
Speaker 3:Hey, they was ready to arrest your ass, wasn't they? For real, they called your ass common.
Speaker 2:They said he had too much knowledge. Now he ain't wanna live his. He ain't wanna live his blackness. You should've let that shit, stay down.
Speaker 5:You look like one of the Cosby kids. I'm coming. Hey man, rest in peace.
Speaker 4:Rest in peace.
Speaker 5:Speaking of Cosby kids, I know he don't know nothing About the Cosby kids yeah.
Speaker 2:He talking about the Cosby kids? Yeah, not oh.
Speaker 5:I know the Cosby kind of. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:All their head was fucking there.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, Bucky, all of their head was fucking there. I know he, he talking about Fat Albert.
Speaker 2:All right, dumb Donald Fat.
Speaker 5:Albert had that fro and shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Hey, hey, hey, rudy.
Speaker 2:But, but yeah, no, that is sad with old Theo. Yeah, it was Rudy was a pimp. Hey, this is exactly why I say I still couldn't figure out what Rudy had on his knee. I mean RIP.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But I'm not going past my ankles. The furthest I'm going is maybe to my kneecaps. Hey, anybody know how far out he was. He had to be out far I read that he should have been.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I heard something. I mean, he was pretty out far, but I guess they got caught up in a rip, current A rip current A rip tight. Yeah, so it was his daughter. She was saved. So he was saving his daughter. No, I don't know if he was out there. Oh it was both there too, and I guess it was someone, another person, but they managed to save his daughter. They did have like I don't know if he had a life jacket on Cause I don't even know.
Speaker 2:Listen, the story is so sad I ain't even look into it.
Speaker 5:Well, I'm putting it right. You in the ocean, I listen In the salt water. It's kind anyway. Right, floating salt water If you relax. But if he ain't relaxing, you don't panic, you'll float, come on fucker First thing they teach you in the service.
Speaker 2:It don't make no difference to me, I'm not going out there.
Speaker 5:I understand your pain. I go knee deep, that's it.
Speaker 2:I'm not going past my knees, I'm going to splash my face, they said.
Speaker 5:I went snorkeling. One time I bent over and stuck my head in the water.
Speaker 2:Y'all. Hey, exactly, exactly, that's it. I think I saw a picture we were down in Puerto Rico, oh man, and I was looking. It was right up under my chest. I looked at that picture like what the hell was I doing out there, that damn deep, this boy crazy? I must have got caught up in the moment.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you must have Just sit there and then realize that you was right there. Huh yeah.
Speaker 5:I was like hell. No, I have to say, though, when I was in Hawaii, I did go scuba diving.
Speaker 3:See, I go scuba diving because I can breathe underwater Scuba.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what the hell is that?
Speaker 3:It's the same as scuba, but it's a hose instead of a tank. Oh, so it's like you hold a hose Scuba.
Speaker 4:Goodin Jr.
Speaker 5:With the hose and that big old mazzy screw.
Speaker 3:Like, what's the name of that damn thing? I forget the name of the movie, man, but anyway, but yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you go down, I'm serious, you walk down on the bottom. Walk on the bottom, walk on the bottom.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know what I'm not doing, that I'm not doing that, but I'll let you know. You talking about the holes? Yeah, and it leads up to the top. I'm not, I'm not. And you wear, like some heavy boots or something, a little suit, a weighted suit To stay at the bottom Like a weight belt.
Speaker 5:Dude listen.
Speaker 2:But you still be trying to float, though I am not putting my head under the water.
Speaker 5:It was cool though.
Speaker 2:In the ocean.
Speaker 5:I walked through there and a fish come fuck with you and shit I would. That's going to be the first lesson.
Speaker 2:It was great A goldfish going to rub up against my leg or something, but you can see it.
Speaker 5:I'm like no, the water's clear. No, as long as you don't do it in San Diego.
Speaker 2:A shark just touched me, nah, anywhere.
Speaker 5:But San Diego. You do it in San Diego and maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1:South Carolina, somewhere, the water's fucking muddy.
Speaker 3:The sharks no the water's muddy, muddy, muddy Muddy.
Speaker 1:You can't do that. Oh yeah, you can't see too quick.
Speaker 2:Hey, I do know one thing I don't know exactly when, but they're showing Jaws at the movies.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm going to go see it's Shark Week, right now For the summer thing.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I think I'm going to go see they got a lot of old ones that they doing for the yeah, I like that summer's almost over.
Speaker 1:I know, man, it's time for the kids to go back to school.
Speaker 3:What two weeks.
Speaker 4:I'm on Mario, wait back damn go see Jaws, no did you see it when you was a kid?
Speaker 3:oh yeah, I've seen Jaws. Did you see it in the movie theater?
Speaker 5:no, you watch that shit on TV exactly but you gotta see it in a movie theater.
Speaker 2:That's why I want to go see it.
Speaker 5:I might do that. That sounds like a plan.
Speaker 2:I know I'm going to be scared. I'm going to be like, oh, you know what's going to happen. Listen, that's exactly why. I don't get in the water Because I saw.
Speaker 5:Jaws, they should put the movie the Blob oh, I love the Blob In the theater now. Yeah, and that big screen, like the biggest screen they can come in with that shit. Look crazy, that fucking thing rolling up on you.
Speaker 3:Like a 3D type shit. The Blob, that and Deadly Eyes oh, that's the movie that fucked me up.
Speaker 2:I was scared of rats after that, yeah, all them, damn rats, which one. That's why I don't like rats Deadly.
Speaker 3:Eyes, deadly Eyes, deadly Eyes. We were about the rats taking over the city. Yeah, that's the rats Killing everybody.
Speaker 2:Oh hey, it says coming soon.
Speaker 5:I thought you might be talking about.
Speaker 3:Willard was a shit too, though, Willard and Ben, yeah, just take me back to my childhood. We had a rat that motherfucker was so big he broke every rat trap. My mama set hey, getting bigger and bigger traps, right, that motherfucker came around that corner. I looked. He was running so fast. He saw me. He just Ran down up in the basement.
Speaker 2:I told you Trench baby man bro.
Speaker 3:I told you you see how he's looking at you, not anymore. Hey, that's it, biggest rat I ever seen.
Speaker 2:He looking at you with judgment, that's that government cheese. I grew up in Germany that government cheese make him grew.
Speaker 5:This nigga had rats like this.
Speaker 3:They call that a rat. They had rats in Germany.
Speaker 4:They had rats in Germany.
Speaker 3:They had little mice.
Speaker 4:Because we lived on the military.
Speaker 5:We had a gerbil.
Speaker 4:It was like a project man, he said a gerbil.
Speaker 3:And he had a gerbil.
Speaker 4:He up there with his jaws all fat, y'all had rats, we had roaches, hey, and we had roaches too. We had roaches too.
Speaker 3:We used to catch them for fun. We'd fucking roach up, throw it with the skillet. My mama didn't play that shit.
Speaker 5:My mama did not play that shit. That motherfucker saw one roach she pulling everything out the house. Every room, everything being the front yard.
Speaker 4:You can't kill roaches. Those are going to be the last survivors.
Speaker 5:Let me tell you something, bro Do y'all really believe that?
Speaker 2:Or do you think just because people say that she gonna?
Speaker 5:pull that motherfucker out. Everything's coming out the house, so we didn't have no roaches.
Speaker 3:Hey, that's great. We didn't have no roaches after this miracle drug came out called the Borax Roach Kill.
Speaker 2:Oh, I see you throw that Borax up against the baseboards.
Speaker 3:It was on TV, like you know. The first thing.
Speaker 5:Is that?
Speaker 2:that powder shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was the powder shit kind of like the Borat, yeah down. And they take that shit back today they nest. You see the roaches like slowing down yeah, turn the lights on them okay you gotta stop for.
Speaker 1:Peter come after you, they was dead.
Speaker 2:Peter get mad about bugs too? I don't think so.
Speaker 3:That shit worked so well it cleared our whole house. I never had a house without roaches until then. And then, after we seen a roach, we was like oh what the that's when you became Tesla.
Speaker 1:Steve, that's when they became One of them uppity niggas.
Speaker 3:We moving to the good side Of town, we moving on up Like George and Weezy.
Speaker 2:And those, the ones that get you right there, man, the ones that look down. You know they got A little bit of bread.
Speaker 5:My dad had Roaches.
Speaker 2:Telling you you can do a little better About yourself, yeah.
Speaker 5:Roaches would bite them, motherfuckers would bite the ones he had. Yeah, I felt something bite me and shit, it was motherfucking roach and what? Happened was I had cut my hand and that motherfucker was sitting there fucking with the blood and stuff they thought you was dead.
Speaker 3:They thought you was dead.
Speaker 5:Worked all the time.
Speaker 2:Man.
Speaker 5:Big old fucker man, oh hell no man shit.
Speaker 3:I used to be sleeping in my granny house. Man, I don't ever go to sleep in my granny house.
Speaker 2:I would sleep on the chair that motherfucker rolled up on my hand rolled up my hand, he's like and then you know it's so funny because you know, like junior high school or something, little thing thing pop up. You sitting up here like man please don't let no roach come out While I got company, and you sitting up here with your arm behind her yeah that roach, get that roach get up, you be like. You flicking, while you sitting up here trying to touch her titty. Hey, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we know I've been there. We know I've been there. Smack one on the wall, motherfucker, oh nothing.
Speaker 2:I swear to God I say the most ridiculous stuff on here, but hey, that's what we here for. We are here for your entertainment. Hey, nigga, you know that shit's true. Hey, but no, that shit is true with the roaches boy. I loved it. Man, you'll be sitting up here. Be like man, just like tonight. As soon as she leave, come out. Don't be coming over like this, like the baddest chick in the school.
Speaker 5:You should have had them trained.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you got to train them, man, just don't turn off the lights.
Speaker 5:When you turn off the lights, the motherfucker come out. Yeah you trying to dim the shit, trying to get your stinky finger.
Speaker 2:Dude, that's it. You want your fingers to smell and you want to touch your titty. Look at that, that's everything, right there.
Speaker 5:It's like oh, what happened on the school bus?
Speaker 3:I got the third base. I got the third base I got the third base.
Speaker 2:You know how you put your and niggas don't care, so you won't do it as a grown man. But that's how you can tell if you were the real one or not, Because if a nigga go like and he smell your fingers, oh yeah, he know how it is.
Speaker 5:If he slap your hand out the way, it's lunchtime you ain't watch your hand yet. Yeah, hell, no that should smell good.
Speaker 1:I'm washing it all week yeah, then you'll be sitting up there like oh, you can see her titties through the sweater you know she got some big ones. You ain't do none of that, hell yeah I did you ain't do nothing in that ghetto shit? Hey, okay, for real. Hey, y'all had one.
Speaker 2:Y'all had one.
Speaker 1:See your age. They brought women to the house and shit hey.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, like the parents was dropping them off.
Speaker 5:Yeah, like the kids today they bring them over.
Speaker 2:They bring them over there. That shit is crazy. I got something. What's the most?
Speaker 3:ghettoest thing you've done, like in the childhood play. I ain't gonna get it.
Speaker 5:I know we did. Yeah, we go get it. You ain't played. No, hang on. It's supposed to say that shit right, yeah, I'm trying to think we's all you know trying to think my boy.
Speaker 3:We're trying because I know I always fall out the tree talking about oops, you found me.
Speaker 2:I know, I know, I know, yeah, I'm looking for another. Look, I ain't gonna call the name yeah.
Speaker 5:It's not all. You look over there, she is all day. Oh, I'm like you still know. I'm like you still know. I'm like you still know. I'm like you still know. I'm like you still know. I'm like you squat out and shit. Look over, there she is. Oh damn Damn.
Speaker 2:Be like act like you don't see Be like you always funny.
Speaker 5:We been running around the yard all day and she got a little funk to her. You know how it is.
Speaker 2:Then you sit up here, everybody leave.
Speaker 5:And then you sit up here and be like you know what. I might as well do it now.
Speaker 2:I don't know why you act like you don't like me in front of people.
Speaker 4:I've moved around so much my childhood man cause. We live in the dirty deep south in Texas suburbs poor child projects.
Speaker 2:Y'all lived in the projects, when I've never lived in the projects.
Speaker 5:But I know I was.
Speaker 2:I was in the cornfields yeah, I was always in the projects, though I know, that's my cousin yeah, that's what I said. I was always in the projects.
Speaker 3:We was always in the projects, but I ain't never lived there. I lived everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. One time I walked. I ain't never lived there, I lived everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man, bro. I know, one time I walked.
Speaker 2:Look, watch this, see. All right, oh, no, go ahead.
Speaker 4:No, I tell you, I've been everywhere. I've been everywhere. You been in the sewer, nigga. I've been in the sewer nigga.
Speaker 2:Hey, what's the most thing you did in your youth?
Speaker 3:Am I, you, oh man, snuck in this girl house through her basement window While her mama was upstairs, and we did it on the motherfucking top of the laundry.
Speaker 1:The dirty ass, exactly.
Speaker 3:That's. That was the dirtiest thing I did.
Speaker 2:If you have not had sex On some dirty ass laundry.
Speaker 1:You ain't no trench baby.
Speaker 5:Nigga, I remember I was in Ohio. Nigga, I've done it. They hooked me up with the preacher's daughter Eighth grade On top of some dirty laundry.
Speaker 2:See, yeah, and you be like Damn Some of the clothes smelling mildew you don't know if it's her or the clothes On top of some dirty laundry and you be like damn Some of the clothes smelling mildew.
Speaker 5:You don't know if it's her or the clothes. You be like hey, oh well, man, you don't care about that shit.
Speaker 1:No, no, hell, no, I smelled everything. I was like man.
Speaker 3:She was like you smell that, you smell that. I act like I ain't smelling nothing.
Speaker 4:I was like man pissy ass clothes.
Speaker 3:I smell nothing. Just kept going Yep, I don't smell nothing. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4:You talked about her funky ass.
Speaker 3:Bitch, you know that was you.
Speaker 5:God, I must be depressed.
Speaker 2:He said I must be depressed.
Speaker 3:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2:Let me see what else we're telling. Ghetto, ghetto story. Pull up the mojo. Caught the bus, oh, yeah, across town.
Speaker 5:Damn, I ain't never did no shit like that.
Speaker 2:Joe, you from the country you never took the country you from the country he rode his bike.
Speaker 3:You know a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2:we don't include Joe because Joe is country we walked everywhere.
Speaker 3:You do walk everywhere in the country. Everybody wave too.
Speaker 5:You walk everywhere. My brother won't pick you up.
Speaker 2:I don't have any.
Speaker 5:Your own kinfolk drive by.
Speaker 3:I see you walking.
Speaker 1:Why you stop, brother, we inner city.
Speaker 2:We got church. Oh man, we got a church side. Then we got the ghetto side. Now my dad Pop and you know this too, my Pop was on the hood side. My, my dad pop, and you know this too, my pop was on the hood side. My pop, my Uncle Billy, my Uncle Richard it was the hood babies. My Uncle Third, my Uncle James you know they were the good upstanding church proper folks, deacons.
Speaker 4:Exactly, deacon, do wrongs what we called them Dan.
Speaker 5:We had one too. Told, you got my pop Deacon done.
Speaker 2:Told you Uncle, Rich your Uncle.
Speaker 5:Billy, yeah, wasn't getting nobody. No watermelon.
Speaker 1:Ha ha.
Speaker 4:They wasn't getting nobody. No watermelon yeah, I know they eat it themselves.
Speaker 5:She fuck around and go to church on us, right, we getting watermelons and shit we ain't supposed to get.
Speaker 2:Watermelon is good.
Speaker 4:I used to pick watermelon. We used to sell them on the side.
Speaker 5:We used to steal them.
Speaker 4:We didn't do shit.
Speaker 5:We went as far as to bust them in, cut a hole in them, motherfuckers, eat them out and put the cap back on.
Speaker 4:And roll it over Me and my brother. We used to pick them. My grandfather pulled up his 1957 truck, put them in the back.
Speaker 2:See, that's the country stories right there. I've seen somebody pick them before.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I never had to pick them, I missed them.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I missed the majestic. We went to go ride out and saw one of my pops' buddies, that's how I made my money picking peas, watermelon squash. I picked peas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we picked peas, but we had to pick peas to eat them.
Speaker 3:We didn't pick peas to sell them.
Speaker 5:We didn't sell shit. We didn't shuck shit it took about a year and a half for my thorns to become white again and motherfucking purple for a year and a half.
Speaker 2:I never did any of that stuff.
Speaker 5:I got to sit this one out.
Speaker 4:Pick them. So we would pick them, and then we would sell them. So we would make money by the bushel, uh-huh. So like how many bushels you would?
Speaker 5:It wasn't no more than six dollars at that time. Yeah, my mama, the lady said I got a pea sheller down here. You want to use it? No, I don't put too much trash in it. We didn't shell them, we were sitting there all month of the day.
Speaker 2:I don't even know None of that.
Speaker 4:All through summer I was granny.
Speaker 3:That's how I got hooked. We got to put to work.
Speaker 2:Yeah, nah, I told you.
Speaker 5:You can relate to me, right, you got on Young and the Restless.
Speaker 2:And we was talking about.
Speaker 5:Young and the Restless the other day, yup, victor Newman has been on there since 1980.
Speaker 2:I was hooked on that shit.
Speaker 5:I was hooked on that shit, bro. That's the only time that little shit in the house Peace and watch TV.
Speaker 3:You can watch. You have to watch what they watch. Price is Right and Young and the Restless.
Speaker 2:I love Price is Right they started.
Speaker 5:Price is Right, and then it would go with All my Children.
Speaker 1:All.
Speaker 5:My.
Speaker 3:Children, all my Children, young and the Restless. And the World Turn.
Speaker 2:God and Light.
Speaker 5:Search for Tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Hey, listen, a lot of times they stayed on one channel.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but they had a full day of the month.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, sometimes they started at, sometimes and then at the end of the day, 11 or 11.30, or 12.30,.
Speaker 5:Right after the news.
Speaker 2:Dark Shadows. Yeah, I don't remember that. I don't remember Dark Shadows, dark Shadows. I remember Dark Shadows Shit.
Speaker 5:With Barnum Collins, the vampires shit At the end of the day nah, I don't remember. See y'all thought it was just a movie, but that was a soap opera.
Speaker 3:I don't even remember yeah, I ain't never watched that, I didn't know, but that was at the end of the day then Scooby Doo came after that.
Speaker 2:Guidant Light General Hospital. General Hospital.
Speaker 5:I'm trying to search for it. Remember they had one.
Speaker 2:They said it was love or loving.
Speaker 5:Love or Loving.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah. It was a newer. It was newer. No, it didn't. It didn't.
Speaker 5:Which one was Luke and Laura. On.
Speaker 2:General Hospital. General Hospital yeah.
Speaker 5:That one came on at the end.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that came on like at three. It was over at four.
Speaker 5:All my children was like 11 noon or some shit.
Speaker 2:Then that's when Oprah came on or Phil Donahue. What was the other lady's name? Jenny Jones.
Speaker 5:No, yeah, yeah, jenny Jones, ricky Lake.
Speaker 2:No, that's Ricky Lake is new. We're going away.
Speaker 5:Jenny Jones was good to that that she interviewed that gay dude. That dude and the gay dude had a crush on him and that dude and the gay dude had a crush on him and that dude went and killed him. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what happened with that.
Speaker 3:Remember when she had the dude on there, yeah, you know how she used to do the crushes and shit? Yeah, and the dude was like he thought it was a girl, right.
Speaker 5:His neighbor, right he thought it was a chick and his neighbor the show and the dude went and killed that. Yeah, I was like dude, why you do that? That was in her show, right there. Yeah, that was it. Damn, because I remember her, she had that long blonde ponytail all the way down to her hands.
Speaker 2:Jenny joe, jenny jones who else did we have?
Speaker 5:I think that's like I said ricky lake was new.
Speaker 2:Yeah, upper did Upper did yo, Upper took over that time slot.
Speaker 5:Ricky Lake came later but she like brothers, Because all the niggas on the show were bow-tied, no shirt.
Speaker 4:Only you remember that. No, I'm just saying he's trying to get you like Love.
Speaker 5:Island. I'm just saying.
Speaker 4:Bow-tied with no shirt.
Speaker 3:No, but she would always have them.
Speaker 5:They would be standing by the doors and shit and all that. I'm like what the fuck? She got all these things For real. Joe On the show phone. Hey, ricky Lady wanted some BBC. Bbc baby, she really like black dudes she loves some BBC Who't like black dudes, though yeah, I do remember she loves some BBC who what? I don't know? Do I need to tell you what that means? Bottom bracket champs Exactly?
Speaker 2:He said bottom bracket champs, Steve.
Speaker 4:no, I know what BBC means. We tried to change our softball team to the BBCs.
Speaker 5:You should have man how many black dudes did y'all have on the team Three, four.
Speaker 4:Y'all can't beat the.
Speaker 1:BBC's.
Speaker 4:We got three you my brother and Sabre, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Sabre.
Speaker 4:Yeah, y'all should have changed the BBC. Yeah, but see, we was going to use it as a double entendre, double entendre.
Speaker 3:That's what we was doing. Bottom bracket champs. That's what BBC stand for, right?
Speaker 2:They didn't let y'all do it.
Speaker 3:No, it was a couple white people. No, it was. The white people didn't agree with that shit. Hey man, I don't feel comfortable wearing BBC on my chest. I got a daughter and a wife, man, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2:guys Sucker you a sucker, what's his name? Call him out.
Speaker 1:Tommy.
Speaker 2:Was it you, tommy? Tony Montana, it was Brad.
Speaker 4:I created a jersey and everything.
Speaker 3:Man, that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 1:I was going to make the logo a cockatiel Right With a bat With a big ass bat.
Speaker 2:I bought my own jersey yesterday. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3:Oh man.
Speaker 2:When I was playing over here at Victory Lane it was a team called Chicks and Dicks yeah see. And it was one called Master Baiters or Master Batters.
Speaker 3:Master Batters. There's a team out there called Big Ol' Hitties, big Ol' Hitties. Yeah, we got Big. Ol' Hitties too, that's pretty good, I like that one.
Speaker 2:That is hilarious, is it Coed? Nah, that's all, man, oh.
Speaker 5:Ain't no point in naming it that if you nothing Coed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 5:I was like that's fucked up.
Speaker 3:They got a cheerleading squad.
Speaker 4:That's the jersey I had designed that the bird, a black black bird black cockatiel, a black cockatoo, yeah that is a crow, hell yeah, a raven exactly crow nigga, uh-huh, right there, that's what I was gonna make it let me see and we're gonna be the bbc bbc
Speaker 5:it's a cockatiel that looks like a chicken hawk y'all should y on.
Speaker 2:You want a foghorn? Leghorn it look just like that.
Speaker 3:I was like man, he ain't gotta play with us. Fuck that. Look Dang.
Speaker 5:Don't that look like the motherfucking foghorn?
Speaker 3:leghorn. He do look like foghorn leghorn, don't he?
Speaker 5:The little, the little, the little motherfuckers, I'm a chicken hawk. I'm about to mush you up.
Speaker 2:Number two Number two, twelve or twenty-one.
Speaker 5:I say now I say now, boy, what are you doing? You a chicken, and I'm a chicken hawk and I'm about to mush you up.
Speaker 4:Man, you know, they can't do those cartoons. No more, hell, no.
Speaker 5:Hannah Barbera. None of those cartoons. What?
Speaker 4:was the Elmer Fudd. That's crazy, hanna-barbera. None of those cartoons, none of that shit, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:What was uh Elmer Fudd? Man no they can't do that because of the gunplay, really the gunplay yeah.
Speaker 2:And that was uh Yosemite Sam, Yosemite Sam, and do you remember?
Speaker 4:when they used to sit up there and blow their face off and they had a black face. Yeah, they can't do none of that stuff.
Speaker 5:I was rooting this, tooting this, shooting this.
Speaker 4:That was crazy. Who didn't? Think nothing about that when we was kids.
Speaker 5:Not at all Shit. The road running and the coyote Wild E, wild E was my man. I was hoping he'd win one day.
Speaker 3:I was just there. He never, ever did. Did he? Let him win at least once he had him one time though.
Speaker 5:Yeah, one time he had him. He had him. Motherfucker, let him go.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 5:He started crying and shit.
Speaker 2:Let him go, he must have saw. Love Island Stop talking about Love Island.
Speaker 5:Jess ain't here to talk about Love Island. I ain't talking about that shit.
Speaker 4:Tom and Jerry. I think Tom and Jerry was one of my favorites.
Speaker 2:Remember, they never showed the mom, they never showed the mom Just them damn feet Like.
Speaker 5:Speedy Gonzalez.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you really can't do that no more and his cousin Slowpoke.
Speaker 3:I forgot all about his cousin. Slowpoke Rodriguez.
Speaker 5:Slowpoke Rodriguez.
Speaker 3:Right, right.
Speaker 5:This is my cousin Slowpoke.
Speaker 2:That is hilarious. I wonder who did the voices for them.
Speaker 5:Speedy Gonzalez Cousin.
Speaker 2:Slowpoke. Rodriguez, it wasn't Cheech, no, I was like you can't do none of that stuff. That shit was crazy man.
Speaker 5:Then you had One of the fucking. That wasn't too smart. Nah, I was like you can't do none of that stuff. That shit was crazy man. Then you had One of the fucking Uh Uh.
Speaker 4:What's the horse, mr?
Speaker 5:Ed, oh Uh, bobby Louie, and then uh.
Speaker 2:Mr Ed was a good shot oh El Cabon I don't know what's the horse.
Speaker 1:Man, you know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to think man, nope, I don't know. Quick draw, quick draw, mcgraw yeah.
Speaker 2:Quick draw. I remember quick draw and then he had this little Dude riding a donkey.
Speaker 5:Quick draw, quick. He riding a donkey.
Speaker 1:He was a donkey Riding a donkey, oh yeah, motherfucking. Donkey Riding a donkey riding a donkey, oh yeah.
Speaker 5:He's a fucking donkey riding a donkey, oh man, Damn yeah man.
Speaker 1:See.
Speaker 3:Good-ass cartoon. No a trip down memory lane the next show.
Speaker 5:You can download all of them. But they said their drawing is different now but I don't know. Yeah, oh, I was talking to a guy this morning about Hanna-Barbera and all that and he said, yeah, he downloaded something With Hanna-Barbera Like a I don't know if it's a website or whatever, but he had all the cartoons and all that he said, but they Redrew them so they don't look like the original ones.
Speaker 4:Really yeah.
Speaker 5:I said, yeah, but they ain't my boy. Uh, uh, lots of boy, the pimp, the even that guy oh stage left even yeah, yeah, snagglepuss, snagglepuss hey, yeah, I thought first, I thought he ain't up snagglepuss at first I thought just about riffraff.
Speaker 2:No, riffraff really was a pimp out there riffraff.
Speaker 5:No, riffraff really was a pimp.
Speaker 2:I think riffraff sam he had that hat, yep, yep, and then he had, he had the girl snacko puss even. Okay, I got a question for y'all right here now. Well, I can't. Let's see, they, these cats, this country, have you ever okay? You, you know how, how? You've been in a car before, right?
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's three of you.
Speaker 5:We country. We've been in a car before.
Speaker 2:It's two guys, but I think I know what y'all's answer would be it's two guys and a girl. What's the seating arrangement?
Speaker 3:It's guy, girl guy.
Speaker 2:We going huh, it's guy girl guy. I'm saying you in the car, you driving in the car.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she sitting up front.
Speaker 2:She sitting up front and you sitting in the back and you sitting in the and the guy sitting in the back Right.
Speaker 5:Yeah, right.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 5:That's white people shit.
Speaker 2:Okay, he said it, so I'm. I'll say it hey, why do white people? All three of them sat in the front.
Speaker 5:I don't get it either. I never know that was on the shows, right. Why they?
Speaker 2:yeah, that's gonna do that too no, I see, we see it in person. I've seen it.
Speaker 5:I don't get that in plenty of times, yeah they're just sitting in the front, yeah that's what I said back.
Speaker 3:I said back in the day only if it's a single cab truck, no if it's, that's what I said if it's a single cab truck, no, that's what I said.
Speaker 2:If it's a single, that's the only reason I didn't include them.
Speaker 5:It ain't gotta be a single cab.
Speaker 2:No, that's what I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 3:You talking about when they had the big seats in front and everybody being in front.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and it'd be the dude, the girl.
Speaker 2:And then another thing was like but you would see the black dudes, and it'd be the dude, the girl and the black dude just sitting in the back Right, so always moving back, or they would like just say, if they do have a single cab truck, she's all the way in the center, she'll never sit by their window, right, and I don't like that, I don't know.
Speaker 3:But that's what I pictured. I just pictured them in a single cab. No, I'm just going.
Speaker 5:I only seen I'm not lying to y'all. Y'all can say what you want. I've only seen white people do it.
Speaker 4:No, I know Black people don't do it, Get your ass in there. I'm just saying I've only seen white people. I'd rather see them do it no.
Speaker 5:I was just curious Other people do it, but I'm just saying I'm the only one that's ever seen them do it. That could be because where I'm from there's only black and white.
Speaker 2:No listen, that's why I say it back in the day? Because now everybody got bucket seats and you know what I mean Teslas. So you got the screen in the middle and you got better AC too. You know you sitting up here like you know some of us.
Speaker 5:You can feel it in the back. Now. You can feel it in the back.
Speaker 2:We don't have Teslas.
Speaker 4:Did y'all like to ride in the back of a truck?
Speaker 5:Yeah, drag your feet out of the tailgate. Yeah, hell, yeah, the shit right there Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:We used to stand up and call it surfing.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 5:You tried to stay up. We used to sit on the back of the tailgate and they would try to throw us off.
Speaker 2:Dog, they would hit that boat and try to throw you off. Yeah, but it's illegal to sit in the back of a truck. Now, though, right, oh, hell yeah.
Speaker 5:Well, it's not illegal. No, it's not illegal, but you have to be inside the tailgate.
Speaker 3:You got to be in until, yeah, tailgate, you got to be up toward the cab.
Speaker 4:Okay, yeah.
Speaker 5:But see when we was going you had to walk home, bro, no matter how far away you was.
Speaker 3:Cracking up.
Speaker 2:We be cracking up, yeah no, that stuff is funny as hell yeah.
Speaker 5:I told you, times have changed. Now we just sit up here, and that's where they had the three on the tree too.
Speaker 2:And watch, look at TikTok Instagram and be on.
Speaker 5:Facebook. You should know about the three on the tree. You know about the three on the tree.
Speaker 1:What's that?
Speaker 4:Okay, you don't man three on the tree. It might be something different.
Speaker 5:No, it's three on the tree, bro. That's where you need to shift.
Speaker 3:They didn't have it in the floor. They didn't have it in the floor. They didn't have it in the floor.
Speaker 1:It was on the tree, yeah no, all the cars had that.
Speaker 2:Just flying boy. Alright, I got another question. See, this leads me into like you said, I've only seen white people do it, but I was wondering why did they do that? We got to get some white people on here to ask them that Explain it to us.
Speaker 2:We can't ask Jessess, jess is too young jess is like way too young, you gotta get some old people. Yeah, we need. We need somebody like I don't know white people my age 50, 60 and older. Oh, we could have you know what's her name we could ask brenda brenda.
Speaker 3:Yeah, big titty brenda.
Speaker 5:They my old yeah all right, look, here's the question Big Titty Brenda, they my over there, ha, ha yeah, b2b.
Speaker 2:All right, look, here's the question.
Speaker 5:People my age. They really not like us.
Speaker 2:No, if I heard this on, I forget the show. I was listening to a sports show yesterday. Okay, they said if you was taking a five-hour trip, gotcha. They said, if you was taking a five-hour trip, what group or what artist or group could you listen to for the whole?
Speaker 5:entire trip, five hours.
Speaker 2:And what group or artist would you not want to listen to? But I'm going to tell you, because I'm going to tell you right now, that's too easy. No, I answered it. No.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:It has to be in the same genre, because I don't listen to heavy metal or rock music so I could easily sit up here and be like yeah no, no, so you it has to be in the same, in the same genre five hours, yeah.
Speaker 4:So let's say you're going, you're going from from here you're going from san diego.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, okay you going from here to San Diego? That's five hours. What group or artist? It's either.
Speaker 1:Can you listen to for the whole entire?
Speaker 2:time Michael Jackson, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:I can listen to Michael all day long.
Speaker 5:We want Ford Steve and Tesla Steve To answer this question. What was Tesla Steve? That? Ford Steve listened to Michael Jackson all the way up there, and Tesla Steve answers his question.
Speaker 2:What was Tesla Steve? Tesla Steve was Steve. See that Ford Steve was listening to Michael Jackson all the way up there.
Speaker 4:What the fuck was Tesla?
Speaker 5:Steve listening to all the way to San Diego I'm listening to classical.
Speaker 3:Yeah, some classical music You're going to listen to.
Speaker 1:I'm listening to the.
Speaker 2:Bible Tchaikovsky. You look like you listen to Michael Blue Blade now. You look like you listen to Michael Blue Blade now. Me In that fancy car.
Speaker 5:If I had to go that far, it's going to be BB and Bobby.
Speaker 4:Wait, wait he didn't say who he couldn't listen to, who I couldn't listen to.
Speaker 3:Okay, I cannot listen to the whole entire time.
Speaker 2:For five hours.
Speaker 3:I would be like oh yeah, turn that shit off. No, because I did that before, so let's go back even further.
Speaker 2:See, that's why I said it got to be around the same genre.
Speaker 3:I know Because it's easy to sit up here and be like ooh.
Speaker 2:Ozzy Osbourne Right RAP.
Speaker 3:I can't listen to Prince. Okay, the whole five hours I Can't Listen to Prince.
Speaker 2:That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 5:No, that's solid. No, that's good, that's solid.
Speaker 4:You can listen to Michael Jackson, but you can't listen to Prince. Okay, not for five hours.
Speaker 1:I like Michael.
Speaker 2:Jackson. That's a real good one. That's solid. It could be any genre you want.
Speaker 5:I could do Bebe and Bobby their collaboration All the way there.
Speaker 2:Okay, now, who can't you listen to?
Speaker 5:Who can I listen to all the way?
Speaker 2:there.
Speaker 5:Probably Cameo. Okay, okay, yeah, see, probably.
Speaker 2:Cameo, okay, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, see, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 5:Yeah, larry.
Speaker 2:Blackman fucked it up for me. I love Larry.
Speaker 5:Blackman, I know I liked it when he was in the background.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right, who you got. I'm going probably hip hop, these some good ones.
Speaker 4:I'm going hip hop. I probably can listen to Outkast all the way there, Southern Playalistic, the whole. I mean the first three albums.
Speaker 2:No, it don't make no difference, it's just whatever, whatever, just whatever group or artist you want, yeah.
Speaker 5:That's Southern Playalistic. That's nice right there.
Speaker 4:I probably couldn't listen to Snoop the whole way, the whole way. Okay, cause I'm expanding it across all Like their entire.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, you better lay low.
Speaker 3:Work of art.
Speaker 4:Yeah. His entire playbook. I get tired of Snoop.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:You better lay low, no Limit.
Speaker 5:Snoop was alright, but it wasn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I love Snoop boy. Yeah, you was in Texas by that time when you no Limit Snoop was alright, but it wasn't. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I love Snoop boy.
Speaker 5:You was in Texas by that time, weren't you no Limit Snoop?
Speaker 4:Nah, I was out of high school, no Limit.
Speaker 3:Soulja.
Speaker 4:That was early 2000s.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I definitely could listen to that shit for five hours, Master P. I could listen to him for five hours even.
Speaker 1:You said you can't. No, you sick of soccer and all that shit.
Speaker 3:I know, hey, I can just do a few. You're like oh yeah, I heard this in a while Mine is Private Ply's and all that shit.
Speaker 5:New.
Speaker 2:Edition New Edition, oh yeah, oh, I can listen to New Edition the whole See. Yeah, and they're like New Edition, not New.
Speaker 5:Like New Edition, Not Bed, Bed the Boat. Yeah, no, no New.
Speaker 2:Edition. Yeah, because I can listen to Bobby Brown. Yeah, but no, I can listen to New Edition. And then I was going to say, probably Warren G, warren G.
Speaker 5:Like I yeah, you know, this is a good topic.
Speaker 2:I can't. I'd like to have.
Speaker 5:R Kelly, and it's so funny, I can listen to all the way there too.
Speaker 2:Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, I have three brothers.
Speaker 2:I can listen to all the way I can listen.
Speaker 3:See Boyz II Men, I can listen to all the way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I on like Regulators. I hate that song.
Speaker 1:Why you hate that song. They played it too much. They did play it way too much as soon as I heard it, I didn't like it Really?
Speaker 5:No, I never liked it. I probably didn't care People be like.
Speaker 2:Regulators. I probably didn't do it. Yeah, I do. I like how they came in.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's so funny. I like how they came in. Yeah, hey, no. And it's so funny because I like them, but we're saying for five hours.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I could do Boogie Down production probably.
Speaker 2:I like KRS.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I can do that. I get tired of it.
Speaker 2:OK, so name somebody else you can't listen to. Then Okay For five hours For five hours.
Speaker 5:I can't listen to yeah. Can't listen to for five hours.
Speaker 3:Do I get to repeat?
Speaker 5:the songs. Well, I got one. Yes, give me a minute.
Speaker 3:So if I can repeat the songs. Oh yeah, I'm coming. I can't listen to Sade.
Speaker 2:I can't either, for five hours, then I've been done. Fellas, hey, five Listen.
Speaker 1:Yo, we. It's either Five hours I've been on fellas.
Speaker 2:Hey, five, listen, joe, we, we, we. It's nice and simple. Five hours You've here to LA, here to what you name, all right, who can't you listen? So I got one G and shot.
Speaker 5:I probably can do line of Richie. Oh, line of Richie, I'm probably gonna do him. I was doing rap.
Speaker 3:I could do Jay-Z For five hours and I could do Eminem For five hours, but who I couldn't do? I couldn't do Beastie Boys For five hours, even though I like Some of they songs.
Speaker 5:I still love them, dudes, but I couldn't do them For five hours, I couldn't do them For an hour. Once we done with no Sleep in Brooklyn, I'm done, no Sleep in.
Speaker 3:Brooklyn and what's the other? I'm done.
Speaker 2:Paul Revere, was I hearing Paul?
Speaker 3:Revere.
Speaker 5:Okay, I'm done. Paul Revere, maybe Brass Monkey, but that's it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, brass Monkey. Yeah, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 4:I'm a motherfucker, but see the artists you can listen to. You usually can listen To their album From front to back. Right so it's usually an artist that you just like.
Speaker 3:No, that's what I say I can like r kelly, like his first four hours I can listen to you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, public announcement. You know what I'm saying. His first four, I go back to r kelly back.
Speaker 5:Then you can take that all the way to san diego and back. Exactly. Yeah, hell yeah dude.
Speaker 2:I like it.
Speaker 1:I'm kelly from some of this prison right, yeah, hell, yeah, and I'm singing every single song. I know every single word.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Couple of my.
Speaker 4:A few of my Repeat.
Speaker 5:Like three or four times.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Women's work.
Speaker 4:When a woman's fed up.
Speaker 5:I'm repeating that.
Speaker 2:About five times. Don't 12 play, mr B 12 play.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'm gonna tell y'all right now.
Speaker 2:R Kelly Is a bad motherfucker. Is one of the greatest Of all time. I don't care what nobody say, he is man. We don't care about Robert R Kelly.
Speaker 4:You can't deny it dog, which is crazy, cause he wrote so much music For people.
Speaker 5:People don't realize. What would you say to Gale?
Speaker 1:What would you say to Gail?
Speaker 5:What would you say to Gail? She'd go, okay. Ronald Ronald, ronald, ronald Ronald.
Speaker 2:I'd slap her in the face. I'd slap her in the face.
Speaker 1:Hey Joe keeps shifting this table boy.
Speaker 2:He do shifting. Yeah, I'm like that nigga, big as hell boy, that nigga, that fuck at me. You know, some people don't have no, no. I can't, I ain't got no.
Speaker 5:I ain't got no. Motherfucking, what do you call that shit? I ain't smooth at all, bro, I'm rough.
Speaker 3:He's out rough around the edges. I'm rough, that's why I'm rodeo Joe. I am rough.
Speaker 5:He's out rough around the edges. I'm rough, that's why I'm Rodeo Joe. I am rough bro.
Speaker 2:See, that was a good topic, huh See.
Speaker 5:I told you You're a content creator. Baby, that's what we do. All you got to do.
Speaker 2:You sit up here, you listen. You're like, oh you know what That'd be good to listen to talk about on the pod.
Speaker 4:I forget where. Yeah well, it was on one of those sports shows. I was like that is a good-ass question, that's good.
Speaker 5:I know I can listen to OutKast. I love that. That's Southern Blair Listen to that motherfucker twice I like them.
Speaker 2:I like OutKast Andre 3000.
Speaker 4:So if you had to go back? To the 90s what was the best Music Rap, hip hop music in the 90s that you thought Like era wise If you look at the Dirty South Like the 90s Outkast, and then you had East.
Speaker 3:Coast Biggie.
Speaker 1:So you would have went with them.
Speaker 5:I like Triple Six. I would have went with the South. I like Triple Six. I would have went with the South. I would have went with Triple Six.
Speaker 3:I'd still go with.
Speaker 4:OutKast, though I would have went with OutKast. Three-six Mafia I'm going to kill it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, probably because I like Ludacris.
Speaker 4:Remember Ludacris, he's more late, I'll put him got the 2000s.
Speaker 3:He was late 90s, wasn't he late 90s, late 90s, so I would almost move him to the 2000s.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you.
Speaker 5:Because I was listening to Luda in Ohio. Okay, what about, hey? Go back and listen to All Black. That shit is off the chain right there, triple. Six.
Speaker 2:Triple Six.
Speaker 5:All Black Ooh.
Speaker 2:When did Chicken Chicken Chicken Head, chicken chicken head. What was that?
Speaker 3:because I was was that 90s or was that 2000? Yeah, that was 90.
Speaker 4:It might have been late 90s. See, I was in the outcast and goodie mob all them oh yeah, I like, yeah, I like goodie mobs.
Speaker 2:Oh man, goodie mobs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I like to have what elevators wasn't it elevator.
Speaker 2:elevator was um, okay, that's, that's 3000, right? Well, which one was the goody mob? Soul food.
Speaker 3:Who's that creeping in my window? Wow, Nobody. Now Listen.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell you this that was my shit when I first heard that. I was like who is this. But then it's so funny though. A gate with a goal, because I'm still I still go more of what you know, because I'm going to tell you, because for you still like part of your youth, you were still like, was like in the 90s. Yeah, I mean. I'm saying I was still like I was a young adult but, I, was still, because I still, yeah, so that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I was a young adult, but I was still yeah.
Speaker 3:I was grown in the 90s yeah, so that's what I'm saying. I go back to like the 80s. Yeah, go back to the 80s. See, that's Sleek Rick and. Ll.
Speaker 4:Cool J.
Speaker 3:Exactly.
Speaker 2:And that's what I'm going with.
Speaker 4:Yeah, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2:I'm going with LL, Eric B and Raquel.
Speaker 5:Oh man for real. Which one? My radio.
Speaker 2:What LL Now? I'm bad.
Speaker 5:I'm bad man, I'm bad he's one of the coldest songs ever.
Speaker 2:Face in the sand man. When he said that dog I was, he said I make you. Say go LL and do the rock. If you think you can, I'm going to tell you what Listen. That is one of the greatest songs ever Listen songs ever Listen when you want to talk.
Speaker 4:I'm going to let y'all talk.
Speaker 5:I'm going to tell you, LL's greatest line was that nigga said forget all your old cool J's.
Speaker 1:And then when that nigga said, I know what I was at when I heard that bitch.
Speaker 5:I was in Arizona and I was fucked up and that shit woke me up. All right, listen, ll Cool J is.
Speaker 2:I was in Arizona and I was fucked up and that shit woke me up. Listen, LL Cool J is cold. He gonna always be one of my favorites Like.
Speaker 5:Josh B Like a song, fan you think about those songs too.
Speaker 4:How long they were. Those songs was about five years ago.
Speaker 2:They make stuff for TikTok. They was talking about Tank and J Valentine Shout make stuff for TikTok they was talking of a tank and Jay Valentine shout out to them everything was talking about that.
Speaker 3:They had three verses each verse was like a minute nowadays and then the chorus.
Speaker 4:Those songs was long?
Speaker 3:that'd be three, four and a half. See, we talked about that once before the time.
Speaker 5:Like I know Even a love song. Like you can get on a dance, throw the bitch With a love song Back in the day.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:You got her name Number when she live.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Right, how much she weigh Her brother.
Speaker 4:She was there with her Cubs, what she like to eat who she with, and you had time To squeeze the booty.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and then you Get a little feel, and then you, then you put that Mother back being on you edging down a little bit Shit.
Speaker 1:Hey, what about? You get that bend on him, boy, can you do that now?
Speaker 4:Now you dead. You get about two minutes. What's your name? Song over you like.
Speaker 3:You like Instagram me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, now they talk about oh, what's your IG? Dm me.
Speaker 5:Right IG.
Speaker 2:IG Girl I.
Speaker 5:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:IG yeah, what if you don't have IG?
Speaker 3:You lying my cousin, you ass out, you got some beautiful eyes. Ig my cousin.
Speaker 4:Is that crazy, though, cause like, like I said, I don't know, but all the reels and stuff I be watching the girls be like I don't give out my number, but I'll give you my IG. I'm like damn.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I be like Whatever Bitch be like oh you, you got some beautiful eyes. Bitch your cataracts.
Speaker 1:You trying?
Speaker 5:to fake fun of me.
Speaker 3:Eagle eyes. Oh man, I thought they was great.
Speaker 4:Shit great, these dudes is out of control, uh-oh.
Speaker 5:Hell yeah, I feel better now.
Speaker 4:Alabama just showed up now.
Speaker 3:Joe's back.
Speaker 5:Who you with, god damn it. Who you with? It's that drink. Nobody knows when the nose goes when the nose is closed.
Speaker 3:I'm your bub, you got it.
Speaker 4:Man Gotta get forward. Steve Back though Shit. Who you with Shit? I tell him IB, I'm your bub. You got it, man, you got to get forward Steve Shit who you with.
Speaker 5:Shit, tell them IB.
Speaker 4:Shit, we are glad you're in a better mood.
Speaker 3:Hey, what's the name of this drink, Joe. Give a shout out to this Herradura.
Speaker 2:Herradura, silver Herradura. Yeah, herradura, that's tequila, right? Yes, it is.
Speaker 5:Tequila. You know that's the shit, tequila, tequila.
Speaker 3:I feel really good. That's that silver. That shit was aged 45 days.
Speaker 2:Hey, what about third base?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I love third base man, love them cats. Yeah, I like dog.
Speaker 1:Three of them out.
Speaker 5:They did the gas face, fucked them up Dog.
Speaker 2:Gas face. Never did that song Dude the gas face.
Speaker 5:Those niggas wouldn't even come out of the house.
Speaker 2:Man, those niggas scared.
Speaker 5:Shut the fuck up hell, no hey.
Speaker 3:Hey, we used to listen to the gas face.
Speaker 2:Shout out to my boy, bronson Cudgel. We used to sit in the basketball locker room before practice and then he's listening to the gas face Dog that hit so hard.
Speaker 5:I'm going to worry about the. X-clan. Bro, oh, the X-Clan.
Speaker 2:Professor.
Speaker 5:X X-Clan that shit. Yeah, the X-Clan that shit right there.
Speaker 4:I liked Heavy D.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, heavy D dog.
Speaker 3:Heavy Dilly, dilly, dilly D.
Speaker 2:And remember when Heavy D had that Mr Big Stuff, yeah, and I love rap. Oh man, that was long, that was like 88, 89 yeah.
Speaker 5:Mr Big Stuff, yeah Big.
Speaker 3:Stuff. I changed the lyrics, me and my cousin, we was up there rapping. I was like hey, mr Big Dick, who do you think you are? Mr?
Speaker 5:Big Stuff. That's what it meant.
Speaker 1:Shit that's what it meant Shit.
Speaker 3:That's what she meant. That shit was hilarious. How about the?
Speaker 5:fat boys. That's what she meant. I like the fat boys.
Speaker 3:I had every one of they little cassettes.
Speaker 5:I did too, I really did. I still got them.
Speaker 3:That was the only Fucking rap group that my dad liked to listen to. He said hey man, bring them chubby boys Back out. Man who that you had Playing earlier. Man, what the who that you had playing earlier? I said the fat boys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let me, let me get them the movie the disorderly yeah, hell, yeah, and then uh, crush, groove oh man crush, groove man, yeah, yeah dog. He's moving when they play that. When he was with uh, when he was with the chicken, they started playing Tender Love. I said that is my lifelong mission To make love to a woman, to tender love you should have hit fucking LL Coot-Jay.
Speaker 5:Ll Coot-Jay had Teenage Love right. Who had Teenage Love?
Speaker 3:No, that was Slick Rick. Slick Rick had Teenage.
Speaker 2:Love yeah Slick Rick had.
Speaker 3:Teenage Love.
Speaker 2:Any love song but Tender Love.
Speaker 3:I can still listen to Slick Rick too. That was my boy. I knew his whole album Slick.
Speaker 5:Rick told the best stories he's a storyteller.
Speaker 2:Doug E Doug E Fresh when I heard Lottie Dottie, when I first heard that for the first time we was at a football practice and then somebody was playing their little boom box and they was like Football practice. And then somebody was playing Just Ice, like that little, that little boom box, and they was like what you know about Just Ice you like what.
Speaker 5:And the hell Just Ice Remember.
Speaker 1:Just.
Speaker 5:Ice, I know you should remember Just Ice. You probably remember Just.
Speaker 2:Ice, let me see Just Ice.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we had this on Latoya. I had to hear that I gotta refresh my memory.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I said. You probably don't remember Just Ice. Let me see Just Ice, yeah.
Speaker 3:We had this on Latoya.
Speaker 2:I had to hear that I got to refresh my memory. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:I love fucking Just Ice.
Speaker 2:I remember Houdini. Yeah, that was the good stuff right there. Which one? Well, houdini, that was the beginning of hip hop.
Speaker 3:All of that was the beginning of hip hop. Houdini. That was the beginning of hip-hop, all of those.
Speaker 5:That was the beginning of hip-hop. Houdini, yeah, that was the beginning, I remember where. I was sitting at.
Speaker 2:when I heard Sugar Hill Gang, we was living on bacon.
Speaker 3:We was living on Henrietta, yeah.
Speaker 2:And then the neighbors start playing like the Rapper's Delight, and then I remember seeing the album like with the little little red, red, white and blue snake, whatever. Yeah, yeah yeah, going around yeah I'm sitting up there looking at that.
Speaker 5:I don't know what it was. I'm going off memory. That's why there's sugar here, man, it's a candy cane.
Speaker 2:I know when you said that.
Speaker 1:I was little man. I'm going off memory.
Speaker 2:You know, way back then Joe was probably 16 already we're like man, we little kids Joe, we little kids man. I just remember.
Speaker 3:I was like oh little snake going around and around Sugar Hill gang.
Speaker 5:Then you had Grandmaster Flash.
Speaker 2:Dog. I remember when I first heard that Sugar Hill.
Speaker 5:I was like man. I remember Grandmaster Flash. I heard New York. Oh my goodness, that shit fucked me up. I love this motherfucker yeah.
Speaker 2:Somebody else, you got the favorite rap song of all time. The Message.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 5:Broken glass everywhere. People pissing on the stage.
Speaker 2:What about Curtis Blow? When Curtis Blow was like basketball, yeah, but that was just slow.
Speaker 5:They played that shit everywhere. Every gym you went to nigga played that moment. Every team in Alabama came out of the locker room.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell you the one thing that I don't do Nah bro. You know, like you'll play a song, like I just said, LL Cool J, I'm back Right. They'll be like oh, that used to be my jam. Yeah, Like the song is still playing Right.
Speaker 3:No, that's my jam, still your jam, still your jam. It's still on my playlist.
Speaker 2:It absolutely is on mine, right. Then remember when he walked in, like you said on Crush Groove, he was like Pox man. I love that, all that cool jazz.
Speaker 1:I was like Boy.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah, you know what I'm gonna go give me One of them.
Speaker 5:No, but when he was on he did radio.
Speaker 2:No, but remember he said he had the boom box?
Speaker 5:Yeah, he had the boom box.
Speaker 1:He did radio no, but remember he said box, yeah, he had the boom box, yeah, and he played radio.
Speaker 5:He did radio, my radio.
Speaker 3:Believe me, I like it loud.
Speaker 5:Man.
Speaker 2:And they were like this.
Speaker 5:Nigga is off the chain.
Speaker 4:Hey, LL the red jumpsuit. Ll came in. Yeah, well, he came in.
Speaker 2:LL, I'm telling you I'm bad as one of the coldest.
Speaker 5:You had me licking my lips, nigga Cut. Talk about that motherfucker at school.
Speaker 4:But they wouldn't.
Speaker 2:Hey, that was about the end of y'all's reign. Right there for you light-skinned cats.
Speaker 1:That's what light-skinned kids. You good curly hair jerry-curled niggas.
Speaker 5:Hey, tell me, School days, dog. Oh, school days.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's a hey hey, tell me School days dog. Oh, school days man. That shit was on the chain man.
Speaker 4:School days and that loves the man when she.
Speaker 3:He's just a jigaboo. Licked that part down the nigga's head.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I was like what the hell, hey, remember on, do the Right Thing, oh man.
Speaker 5:When he did the ice cube Chuck D With the chick.
Speaker 2:Oh, I was like, oh, I can't wait to Listen. You know, first, when you saw School Days, you be like, oh, I can't wait to go to college. Then, when he did the ice cubes, he was like, oh man, I want to do that to a girl, I want it to be hot, you sitting up there, you rubbing it on her and stuff. Well, you know, you can do that out here in Arizona, it's so damn hot yeah.
Speaker 5:Scoop, scoop, scoop, Hold it. You can put plastic on the bed. Man Put some baby oil on that bitch.
Speaker 2:And just slide with her, slide, slide, slide to the left.
Speaker 5:Y'all playing, I ain't bullshitting. Slide to the right, you got to try it, y'all ain't tried that shit. Put some plastic on the bed. Pull some baby oil on that motherfucker and turn the AC off. Nigga he said turn the.
Speaker 1:AC off. I don't need another workout.
Speaker 2:Slide up in that motherfucker boy, You're going to slide up in it, Joe.
Speaker 1:Let me slide, okay, pa. Hey, you know what Joe say Can't never have enough.
Speaker 2:Baby Wolf, Y'all play freaky. Y'all play freaky I am freaky.
Speaker 5:I am freaky. Y'all niggas play freaky. That's Joe's thing right there Y'all set up at home.
Speaker 4:Shit Like which bedroom you want to go into, Ain we want to go into Ain't no witch shit. You're going to number one Door, number one.
Speaker 3:They all got handcuffs in them, right behind the door, as soon as you walk in, clink, clink Door number two you turn around, Joe already got handcuffs in them.
Speaker 5:You go in there, you turn around, joe.
Speaker 4:Already butt ass naked. Come on girl.
Speaker 5:Oh man.
Speaker 4:Don't we have to get naked Butt, ass naked With the little.
Speaker 5:Banana hammock on Just for you. Married people, eating ain't cheating, hey.
Speaker 2:Joe's about to sit up here and get everybody killed. Cancel the thoughts to view. Hey, listen, y'all know when we talk and when we tell stories we're hypothetically speaking.
Speaker 3:Entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this podcast is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 5:Don't believe him. Eating ain't cheating.
Speaker 2:Hey, don't listen to anything we say, y'all.
Speaker 5:Bosco. Love who you with, have y'all watched Madea's Destination.
Speaker 4:It is hilarious. We supposed to be doing a movie.
Speaker 5:John, how'd you like it? Did y'all watch Superman?
Speaker 2:Yup.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we watched Superman. You didn't like it, huh.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:You know he'sa, he's a bougie Comic book. Bougie, they tried to go cool book, bougie.
Speaker 4:They tried to.
Speaker 2:You gotta ask the real Superman, did you like it?
Speaker 3:It was alright, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1:It wasn't Superman.
Speaker 3:It was more. They tried to tie in a love story To Superman, which is wrong.
Speaker 5:They tried to make it for the girls.
Speaker 3:Fuck that bullshit. Fuck Lois. You supposed to fuck that bitch? He can't kiss her. He can't even kiss her. She ain't they in there making out.
Speaker 4:I got a question. So if you actually If you Superman. If you actually had Superman powers. Right what would you do?
Speaker 3:Fly, nigga fly.
Speaker 4:I'm talking about, like if you was really Superman.
Speaker 5:Why would you settle down though?
Speaker 4:Nah, I'm just saying.
Speaker 5:Why you.
Speaker 3:I already know what I would do. What you mean I?
Speaker 2:would control the whole? I would, but you wouldn't have sex with a bunch of women.
Speaker 4:No, I would control the whole country. Why?
Speaker 3:not Can't nobody kill me Can't.
Speaker 5:Nobody mess with me, but your problem ain't my problem, nigga this y'all problem. Don't make your shit my shit.
Speaker 3:Nigga I would make.
Speaker 4:Man, please, I would make.
Speaker 3:That's why you ain't. Superman, president Trump, see you, lex Luthor, you trying to save the planet. Nigga, fuck I would make. That's why you ain't.
Speaker 4:Superman President.
Speaker 5:Trump, the US Lutheran, you trying to save the planet I'd make.
Speaker 4:Trump and all them, motherfuckers kiss.
Speaker 5:What they going to do. Fuck the planet.
Speaker 4:We're going to do politics here. I would be in so much power, fuck the planet.
Speaker 5:You trying to save the planet, we just trying to have fun.
Speaker 1:They going to come after you with motherfucking kryptonite spears after you, motherfuckers, kryptonite spears.
Speaker 5:They'll find a weakness. They'll find your weakness.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying, you know, what.
Speaker 5:They can try they gotta catch you.
Speaker 4:I'm faster than a speeded bullet.
Speaker 5:They'll find that weakness. I got laser eyes bitch, They'll have a fine bit with. Kryptonite. They'll have a fine bit with Kryptonite. They'll have a fine bitch with kryptonite, puss.
Speaker 3:Fuck you all.
Speaker 4:You know how many fine bitches there are, you know what?
Speaker 3:will happen. That's the problem.
Speaker 4:He's just going for that one.
Speaker 5:I'm trying to feel it kind of strange, I don't what.
Speaker 1:Hey, remember that never happened before.
Speaker 5:I don't what. Hey, hey, remember that never happened before.
Speaker 2:Hey, remember. Hey, you know I gotta get a witch. I'm trying to hold this thing From this cat, I know man. I can't even get excited. Oh man, I'm like man. We about to end up In a pool.
Speaker 5:No, I'm excited. Shit what you talking about. I ain't even taken no gas station pill yet.
Speaker 1:Oh, what they call that shit, don't they have that?
Speaker 4:shit Called cryptomart.
Speaker 3:Night Gas station pill. They call that horny gourd weed.
Speaker 5:Man, gas station pill man, you ain't even taking Gas station pill. Rhino man, the blue rhino, oh, the blue rhino word.
Speaker 2:That shit will get you a headache.
Speaker 4:Don't take that shit.
Speaker 5:That shit will kill you. Yeah, I ain't messing with it, I'm just taking it from me now. I ain't dead yet, but I ain't kidding. He said just take half of it GA approved. That shit will kill you?
Speaker 2:Hey, I was in the store and they had them right there.
Speaker 1:That's where I got this from.
Speaker 2:That shit will kill you rhinos and all that stuff. Every time I look at them I just sit up here like man the propaganda boy.
Speaker 5:Man, that's crazy. That shit will fucking kill you, bro. Your heart be racing, your motherfucking head hurts. How many did you take?
Speaker 3:That's one.
Speaker 4:Let me get two of them.
Speaker 3:Just one.
Speaker 2:It's two.
Speaker 3:It looked like I saw two in a pack.
Speaker 2:They look like bullets.
Speaker 1:Damn, don't your heart racing.
Speaker 5:Man, you be all fucked up, bro, yeah.
Speaker 4:How fast did you bust up? Did you go all night?
Speaker 5:You be scared, then your heart be bumping and shit.
Speaker 3:Hey, you can't even come because your heart be going so fast. You be like, oh shit, Something wrong Damn Heart attack.
Speaker 5:That's why you need to get some good going so fast you be like, oh shit, something wrong. That's why you need to get some good, reliable shit Cialis, that's right. Max 20 milligrams is all you need. Alright, get up in that shit boy and you're good to go. And then you're good, like at 5 o'clock in the morning, get you another one in. It's going to pop right up, it's going to roll over, waking you up like hello. That's where they'll be singing to her like hello.
Speaker 1:She's going to sit up there and ask like is it me you're looking for?
Speaker 2:She's going to ask like is this for?
Speaker 1:me. I can see it in your eyes, man.
Speaker 4:She's. She gonna ask like is this for me?
Speaker 1:I can see it in your eyes, man, she gonna be turning on you like.
Speaker 4:Oh, I turn you on this much Wake up on the hard instead of on the soft Wake up little Susie Wake up saying hey.
Speaker 3:Good morning sunshine.
Speaker 1:Oh my.
Speaker 5:They all be talking that shit. Don't wake me up. I need to get five more minutes. Nah, motherfucker, it's over with it's over. I didn't wake up. You ain't gotta wake up.
Speaker 2:Alright, look, I got the movies Pulled up.
Speaker 3:Oh shit. Fantastic Four, that's coming out this week. Right, listen.
Speaker 2:It's out.
Speaker 5:It's out.
Speaker 2:Fantastic Four is out, gotta go see it. I think, I think they gonna going to do good on this one.
Speaker 5:Did we say the Smurfs? We said the Smurfs last week huh Well, the Fantastic Four. They tried to do it like in the 60s, right yeah?
Speaker 2:Hey, I saw, I Know what you Did last summer. Okay, yeah, check it out. I liked it.
Speaker 4:Was it better than the first one?
Speaker 2:I don't remember the first one. I watched so many movies, man. I don't remember the first one. I watched so many movies, man. I tell you, listen, I watch movies for the podcast.
Speaker 5:That's it. Yeah, I don't remember the first one either, hey.
Speaker 2:And then you know what? There's a movie called Eddington, tick-tock the GameStop yeah that looks good yeah. Formula One. I still haven't seen F1.
Speaker 3:I know I want to see that too. I'll just wait. I'll wait until they stream.
Speaker 5:Somebody tell me to watch Ford versus Ferrari. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2:I heard, that's good. I did see Gran Turismo. Gran Turismo was good. I saw Gran Turismo.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I saw that, that was good.
Speaker 2:Hey, then there's a movie called the Home. I think Pete Davidson is in this one. I think, yeah, I think it's scary, I think it's the. I think they said the Home. Yeah, I don't know bro. Yeah, it's called the Home hey, but we over time. On here it says Sinister we over time. Sinister, secret Sinister yeah, sinister Secret.
Speaker 3:Maybe it's got some bodies in the wall.
Speaker 5:I tell you what, though, since you brought that up, you said that you remember Simon Bar, sinister, simon what Simon Bar? Sinister, come on, dog From Underdog.
Speaker 2:No, I remember Underdog.
Speaker 5:That's his archnemesis.
Speaker 3:And that was the night. Simon Bar Sinister Simon says I don't remember that either.
Speaker 5:Yeah, underdog, that's his archnemesis, and that was the name Simon Barsenis. Simon says I don't remember that either.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Well, anyway, laugh.
Speaker 5:We are out of here. Oh my God, you don't know who Simon Barsenis is. Okay.
Speaker 2:You remember Hong?
Speaker 5:Kong.
Speaker 3:Fooey.
Speaker 5:Yeah, hong Kong Fooey, hong Kong Fooey. He was a lovable janitor.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he used to change in a little bookshelf. That's right, that was Scatman, the little foul foul. Oh yeah, he was Scatman. That was Scatman, Come on baby, you can't fuck with me on some animation.
Speaker 5:I still watch animation to this day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2:Yep, All right y.