Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Would You Risk It All? Five Friends Face the 500K vs. 30 Million Question
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What happens when five friends debate the awkwardness of getting a massage from someone of the same gender? Pure comedic gold! This episode begins with a seemingly innocent discussion about massage therapy that quickly spirals into hilarious territory as the hosts struggle to explain their preferences without sounding prejudiced or homophobic. When one host describes his experience with a male massage therapist who used "deep pressure," the resulting misunderstandings and double entendres will have you laughing out loud.
The conversation shifts to a fascinating hypothetical scenario: Would you take a guaranteed $500,000 or flip a coin for a chance at $30 million? The hosts' answers reveal surprising insights about risk tolerance, life philosophy, and their relationship with money. What makes this segment exceptional is when they actually perform the experiment, flipping a coin to see who would hypothetically win the jackpot, complete with accusations of rigged coins and promises to share the fictional wealth.
Throughout the episode, the discovery of what appears to be a dead bird (or possibly a rat) floating in the pool outside becomes a recurring comedic touchpoint. The hosts periodically return to this bizarre situation, using it to springboard into discussions about everything from pet cemeteries to signs of bad luck.
Regional pride shines through with numerous references to Ohio, particularly when discussing athletes and celebrities with connections to Akron, Cleveland, and Fremont. The episode rounds out with entertaining movie reviews of recent releases like Happy Gilmore 2, critical analysis of preseason football, and nostalgic references to classic comedies that "they just couldn't make today."
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Welcome to Nobody's Talking Podcast
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Well, christian is here. Hello, Jess is not, so that takes out that myth.
Speaker 1Sorry y'all can't speak on that one.
Speaker 2They trying to play us, y'all trying to play us, y'all trying to play us. Steve showed up late, but Jess didn't show up. That is funny timing though, so I was just wondering. I'm like, uh, three, two.
Speaker 3I ain't never late. I don't know what you're talking about anyway welcome to the nobody's talking podcast.
Speaker 2We are here for another week. Joe was actually on time today. We got some background uh music with steve I'm trying to turn this shit on that's usually me.
Speaker 3It's still going. Yeah, they ain't trying to stop.
Speaker 2Is that? Is that somebody's what you're now that?
Speaker 3actually might be Joe. You think it's Joe Might be. Nope, it's gone now, it was Steve.
Speaker 2You probably got it. Yeah clear, yeah, cause you know some of them Be playing like in the background.
Speaker 3My phone has been tripping like that lately.
Speaker 2All right, let's try it again. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. You have five of us here today, cinco Five, and we are live and taped at the same time. This is your boy, bosco, and sitting to my left.
Speaker 3You know who it is. It's Rod To my left this be the one they call Christian Sitting to my left and B-Rodeo Sitting to my left Superman is in the build Doo.
Speaker 2Doo Doo doo. He said Superman, Doo doo man that was the quickest introduction ever.
Speaker 4And to my left is nobody, and we sound fucked up.
Speaker 3You ain't dropped no look of the day Shit. Oh, you weren't here last week.
Speaker 2Uh-uh oh, he dropped his bottle.
Speaker 1Oh man.
Speaker 3All of it.
Speaker 2A few people asked me how much did it wait? Can you please say what it was? And how much did it cost 1738. It was 1738?.
Speaker 3Like the rappers be saying yeah 1738.
Speaker 2That one, yeah, we just got to sing it. Now we ain't playing it no more. It was a leader so it was probably.
Speaker 4I want to say about 60, 60 something.
Speaker 3So you dropped all of it? Yeah, he couldn't say the league.
Speaker 2He said, if he had a straw, he would have souped it up. He said y'all lucky, I ain't got no straw.
Speaker 3You know how, when a man gets sad, he got that one tear coming down his eye.
The Look of the Day: 1738 Tragedy
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah. He was sad for a minute. Then he got some little drink out the pantry.
Speaker 3Made lemonade out of lemons.
Speaker 2Yeah, then you know. I know it ain't 1738, but he made the best of it.
Speaker 3You ever had douce? Yes, what that taste like. That's good.
Speaker 2Douce make you loosey. Or is that great goosey? Douce is pretty good. Do say make you loose, hey. Or is that great Goose is pretty good, I got.
Speaker 3I think it's the goose makes you loose, but I think do say makes you loose, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Is that a is?
Speaker 3that a yak, yes.
Speaker 4Okay, country folk mix it with shine Damn. What don't you mix with?
Speaker 3shine.
Speaker 4Joe, I don't mix mix with shine. Joe, I don't mix it with shine. I said country folks, I ain't country no more. Oh, your country card has been revoked.
Speaker 2All my life, I'm only country when I go home, joe Civilized.
Speaker 3You've been sophisticated since you was a guy but it don't matter, no more man.
Speaker 1You go down there.
Speaker 4Next thing you know, start talking and sounding just like I know man.
Speaker 3You still got some country twang.
Speaker 1Nah, it's bad bro, I do it all the time as soon as I get down, like girl. You better stop when I'm down home ain't no girl.
Speaker 3You the most professional sounding negro I'd have never sat next to.
Speaker 2Hey, that's the truth, hey, that's what Sabre said. So when is it?
Speaker 3Man bump Sabre. When I see you on the court, sabre, we got to get Sabre back on here.
Speaker 4Still my boy, but still you should have kept the fro dog.
Speaker 1What'd you hear? All I got to do is comb it out All I got to do is comb it out.
Speaker 3All I got to do is comb it out. All I got to do is pick it out.
Speaker 2That's when you was Dr.
Speaker 3Umar.
Speaker 2Dr, Umar Now you done went on and threw some of that carefree curl in there.
Speaker 1Had to soften it up for the he had to spray it for the white. Let's let Joe say it. Did you rub your fingers through my hair.
Speaker 4This is just what you're getting you rocking the fro, bro, you should rock that.
Speaker 2Hey, I rock it sometimes.
Speaker 3Sometimes I rock it what at the Legion? He depends on the crowd. I don't know if I'd rock it at the Legion. Depends on the crowd. They might be scared of me down there.
Speaker 2Shit man. They ain't scared of nobody. I'm ready to let this shit go. Are you about to cut? What was you doing, you about?
Speaker 3to pull a Harden Nigga. This is just broke. That's all this is.
Speaker 2Oh man, I got the broke. Look, I'll take care of you. This the broke look. Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2I know you used to always be like nice and clean cut.
Speaker 4You used to wear a wave cap and everything.
Speaker 2Hey, you need to say fucking and go get you a deuce of the quarter. Hell yeah, hey Bosco, you can cut hair Right, not?
Speaker 1my own. See you rock, a deuce of the quarter boy.
Speaker 3No man, all I need is a loose cigarette just hanging out on my arm. Tell him, steve.
Speaker 4With that haircut and that beard, you can rock a deuce of the quarter bro. Yeah, buddy, in case y'all don't know what it is, hey, you know you got to talk to the folks. A deuce in the quarter Electric 225, baby Beer it.
Speaker 2Hey, you know what? Joe be sitting up here saying stuff like you know, everybody would know and he don't know. We have listeners in Germany and he just talking to us at the table.
Speaker 4Well, well, you know, I mean, I know we tell the folks that was a statement back in the day. You had to do some quarter boy, you was a pimp?
Speaker 3When was Joe back in the day? When was I born?
Speaker 4I'm going to go with probably 2000. Oh no.
Speaker 2No he was still born in the 90s, like what, 96, 97?
Speaker 390 on the dot oh, 90. Yeah, 90.
Speaker 4Yeah, I got my first DUI there. Damn, he said my first.
Speaker 3Hey, hey, and just so we know. You bringing back bad rumors Shout out to the lady who needs a young man with a little bit of gray in their beard. I'm a candidate.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, you know what I'm going to tell you this. We're going to send a shout out to Sterling Serrano. I fold laundry Because and chairs Sterling has been on the road lately. He has been sending some TikToks of some beautiful young ladies.
Speaker 3Now I don't even have TikTok, but we got to get it, though we got to get it.
Speaker 2No, we do need it. Yeah, we do need to get a TikTok Because it's time for us to go to. Joe wants to stay right here. No, I'm good either way. We about to go video.
Speaker 3Joe, don't want to sit up here.
Speaker 2I mean, you know Cause? None of us are famous.
Speaker 4So I can.
Speaker 3You gonna do something. Let's go viral. You'll be the next viral sensation.
Speaker 4I gotta Fuckin. I can get my hair done and everything.
Speaker 2Hey Joe, you a fan favorite, I told you. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4Get my hair done and shit.
Massage Talk: Deep Pressure Stories
Speaker 2We about to ride Joe Cotell Let me tell you.
Speaker 4I understand what women go through now.
Speaker 3What's your hair?
Speaker 4Fuck yeah, the motherfucker charged you $40-something just to trim the sides my son just got his locked up.
Speaker 2Oh, did he yeah.
Speaker 4Man, if it's a half head it's like 50, 60 bucks it cost $90 just to get it started.
Speaker 3Refresh.
Speaker 1Really yeah, Lock started yeah, damn, I ain't got that problem.
Speaker 2We cool See that's what I thought.
Speaker 3I'm thinking about going that route. I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 2Oh, like right here. Yeah, you going to get some clippers.
Speaker 3How do you think you look?
Speaker 2bald.
Speaker 3Fucked up. Really, why my scalp is fucked up?
Speaker 4You like Matthew.
Speaker 3Roach somebody you don't need that.
Speaker 4Yeah, you don't want what you got. What is?
Speaker 2it called Zima or Eczema, eczema.
Speaker 3Zima, that's a beer. Huh, I've never seen Steve with hair, so I don't know how he would look with hair.
Speaker 4I saw a picture when he had it. If it really, yeah, I got some for you.
Speaker 2I could go, either, or because my hair. I'll show you a picture. In high school I just always yeah, back in, just kept my hair like real, real close back in the day, sorry.
Speaker 3Joe back in his day back in my day back in my day I was rocking the rose cornrows. Yeah, really, yeah, my shit used to be right here oh damn, yeah, I remember that was.
Speaker 4I was rocking the rose in your day too, I ain't had cornrows since I was probably four or five. But I cut mine when I got hired at a place I refused to mention and I thought I really might have had to cut them, but then it turned out I didn't have to do that.
Speaker 2And then you was like man might as well just go ahead and let them go now Cut my hair.
Speaker 3So what made you let it lock this time?
Speaker 4I was on accident. Okay, I just got a twist.
Speaker 1And then shit locked up. He's twisty, he's twisty. You know what I'm saying, do you?
Speaker 2ever think about cutting your hair Back to like how it was. Nah, I don't think you like having hair.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2So what is it? Is it like the women are drawn to it Because I'm going to tell you, some guys let their hair grow, because, actually, in my experience, most people are just scared the fuck out of them. Really, I think it's. Would you let a nigga braid your hair? No?
Speaker 4What the fuck Roach? Why the fuck would you even say that?
Speaker 2Nigga, this is a podcast. I am the host, so I have to ask questions. So what if it was like a hairstylist and it was a dude? That's what I'm talking about the hairstylist.
Speaker 3So my barber did my son's locks so he had it locked up. He don't braid, he ain't have to sit between his legs did he, no, no, he's had it in his barber chair.
Speaker 2Oh, no, yeah, I'm not doing that. No, I mean for locks, listen, I mean when.
Speaker 3I got my hair braided. I used to sit between my legs.
Speaker 2See, we're going to give him a pass because he once he's turned for locks, though he's supposed to say something to you.
Speaker 4He said, dad, I don't feel comfortable for locks.
Speaker 2I don't feel comfortable for anything like dad. This is bullshit this man playing in my hair. The only time a man is touching my hair is if I'm getting a haircut okay, so would you get a massage by a?
Speaker 4man, nope, no well, I, I had to. Yeah, did you like it?
Speaker 2Damn right, asian motherfucker was working it bro, did he touch your inner thigh, did he? Yeah, hold on, hey wait.
Speaker 4I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2All I want to know was was there any type of excitement? Because they say when you get a massage there's excitement. That would be a wax, but no, okay now. So now, I'm sure a woman has given you a massage before.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Did you get?
Speaker 4excited.
Speaker 3No, I had to focus. I think it's a way they touch. I think that's they have spots they can touch, because I'm it's a way they touch.
Speaker 4I think that's yeah, they have like spots they can touch, Because I'm not really a big massage fan, and I think they know where they at, but he did give me a.
Speaker 2What's the little transfer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, transfer, transfer.
Speaker 3Yeah, like he did give me a no.
Speaker 2No, he gave me a transfer thing.
Speaker 4Let's clear it up. I don't know if y'all named him.
Speaker 2Two weeks ago he was on one.
Speaker 3I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 2He was on his love and shit. He messed it up. I'm going to tell you how he messed it up, because he didn't even let me finish. He gave me a transfer and I was about to say the place but I was like, well, hold on, I'm not going to say the name of the company. Yeah, they got to give us money. But he gave me a transfer for the little and I just gave the. I paid him 20 bucks, but the old lady was, you know she was pretty good.
Speaker 3I'm trying to gay everything. He is still on his Love Island shit though. See, I like that.
Speaker 4We weren't trying to gay it up. He just interrupted. You see that, wayne, even let me finish, yeah.
Speaker 2You're right. So you've been massaged by a man before what was it Transferred?
Speaker 3massage I have been massaged. No, I have.
Speaker 2I mean like in sport, Like sport.
Speaker 4No, it was just a couple months ago. A Dude, that's something, that's good. Nah, that motherfucker was good. I don't even like getting massages.
Speaker 2I love it, you said I got magic hands. I mean, I like them.
Speaker 3Just by women, though I ain't never had a massage by a guy, so the only reason why I had a massage by a guy is because I needed really deep pressure.
Speaker 2Yeah, Because I was but can't women do really deep pressure?
Speaker 4Yeah, I always. I'm like, hey, I need a woman, that's the first thing Hold on.
Speaker 1Hold on, Because he did say really deep pressure you just said the little Asian mother, it didn't sound right.
Speaker 2He said deep pressure.
Speaker 1Hold on. Why would I say so?
Speaker 3It's gay Really deep pressure.
Speaker 4Because you just need to stop. Hold on Because you like I need the deep pressure. You did emphasize deep and you talking about deep, he go deep.
Speaker 3All I said was I like the little?
Speaker 4Asian dude he too good.
Speaker 3Hold on, hold on, wait, hold on, Hold on. No Quit saying you like the little Asian dude.
Speaker 4He was a little Asian dude.
Speaker 2Quit saying it like that. I like the little Asian dude because he. That motherfucker was good Shit.
Speaker 3I'm weak dog, but he didn't go deep oh man well, he was a little asian dude man, but no like for me like I try not to think about it In my head it's just a massage.
Speaker 4Hold on, hold on so you are getting excited.
Speaker 3You got to consciously think about not getting excited.
Speaker 4No, I don't think about that it's a man massage. Oh, okay, okay, okay. No, I know it's a man. I know it's a man he got that fucking piece of metal and started fucking scraping and shit yeah that shit felt good yeah.
Speaker 2I think he used that more than he used his hands. I know you got some massage friends.
Speaker 3And yeah, a little motherfucking demon lady.
Speaker 4That motherfucker had a. That thing was about this long and the motherfucker that motherfucker went Hold on hold on.
Speaker 3You talking about the little massage thing.
Speaker 4It wasn't no, okay, okay, big piece of metal. Shit about the little massage thing it wasn't Okay, big piece of metal. Oh damn, that shit felt good. I don't give a fuck what you're talking about.
Speaker 2This episode ain't gonna even sound right.
Speaker 3Nope, nope. That's why we gotta get the video. I was gonna say this is the perfect, perfect reason why we gotta get video.
Speaker 4Hey y'all hey, we can talk about podcasts and shit.
Speaker 3I don't know if you the one that sound gay. Hold on, no hell, no Hell no.
Speaker 2You cutting me off like hey, if you should, let me finish.
Speaker 4You got Bosco sounding gay.
Speaker 3Yeah, this whole thing has been an innuendo.
Speaker 4I'm like, hey, I'm telling you ain't nothing wrong with being gay?
Speaker 2I guess no. Listen like they say love who you love, no you just want to love who loves you back.
Speaker 4Fuck the dumb shit.
Speaker 2But everybody has a personal preference. Love who the fuck loves you back. All I'm saying is, if I'm getting a massage man, the lady can sit up there. She can put her knee in your back, Don't they do like the elbow? Yeah, they do it all.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's it the little skinny white chick that did me. Now she put that elbow in there and that she was she put her whole, her whole ass in that elbow. Huh, that was painful, yeah, and when she was doing it it looked like they get it.
Speaker 2And then I got done and I'm like, oh, like they get thrilled out of that. Like that shit felt good. Like, oh, this is a big guy, let me go ahead and bend him up like damn.
Speaker 3And then they make fun of you, if you like, ah, yeah I know I'm being. I remember I was getting a massage once and I was having a conversation with the massage therapist and it was a female.
Speaker 4I said you didn't have to say that I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 1He does. Now Let me clarify Hold on.
Speaker 3I asked her. I said what do you like massaging when it comes to people and body types? Do you like muscular men or little dudes? She said I'd rather massage a little dude, because a little dude you can give him Less pressure and it's more pressure For them.
Speaker 2A big dude Like someone Like you Because you got to Work through the muscle. You got to work. Yeah, it's exhausting. Yeah, they probably Leave or be like, but see I had the opposite thing.
Speaker 4I asked the lady the same. No, I didn't ask a shit, she just thought going in and she said I like it when y'all got big muscles like that. Oh yeah, she knows where to focus.
Speaker 2Beefy, she could feel the knots I misread that sign.
Speaker 4You're like man. I want to get one of them ones. I wish you would have said something a year ago. I misread that sign. I want to get one of them ones. I wish you would have said something a year ago.
Speaker 3Walk on your back. I want to try that.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3A little Asian walk on my back.
Speaker 2Yeah, they got to be little.
Speaker 4Ain't nothing wrong with saying Asian.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, they got to. They have to be little Cause you get a chick like Like 5'9", 5'10.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm like girl, you ain't getting on my yeah, you ain't getting on my back. You ain't getting on my back Even a lot of Asian girls, though they hold on to like little pipes up top. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3So that'd probably be too much for a 5'9". So where's that place at, I don't know? On the internet somewhere.
Speaker 4You said they would be holding on to pipes. I didn't say I knew where it was, I just seen it on the internet. Oh, you had me excited for a minute.
Speaker 1I'm sure you'll find this motherfucker Right. Yeah, I know one on 59. He dumb clicks away.
Speaker 3You're just going to put him out there like that?
Speaker 2I'm like Didn't say a name, he just said 59. He was going to be driving a 59 like okay, there it is. I don't know where we are. It could be 59th in Cleveland Ohio.
Speaker 3Tell them tell them uh, nobody's talking, podcast sent you, If they offer get us a full body wash. It's one of them Full body wash.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, that's one of them. Happy endings, huh, it's one of them. That's what it means. They do the full body wash.
Dead Bird in the Pool Drama
Speaker 4You want to do the full body wash. Yeah, oh yeah, you take off your clothes, oh yeah, they lay you on that hard-ass piece of plastic. Oh yeah. Wash you down and shit they spray you down like a goat.
Speaker 1Yeah, they.
Speaker 4It's one of them and those who've been to one of them know what the fuck I'm talking about. If you know, and ain't no shame in it I felt good when I left that mother and strangely, I felt clean, right, cleaned out.
Speaker 2If you know, you know the royal penis is clean your highness.
Speaker 1What is it?
Speaker 3Hold on we didn't say none of that. What you looking at.
Speaker 2Yeah what y'all looking at Pool.
Speaker 3The dead bird in the pool. That thing is a dead.
Speaker 2That motherfucker ain't backstroking the dead bird in the pool.
Speaker 1I think it's a dead. I don't think it's a dead bird. That motherfucker ain't backstroking, it just fell out the tree.
Speaker 4No, it's been floating for a minute. That's a big motherfucker. What is that?
Speaker 3It's a bird, it looks like a bird Is it. It looks like a bird Either a bird or some sort of rodent.
Speaker 4Let's just hope it's a bird.
Speaker 2Oh, or a rodent. Let's just hope it's a bird. Oh hell, no, no, that's a rat God damn, that's a rat, ain't it? Can I see the tail?
Speaker 3I thought that was the tip of the wing, so yeah, that's crazy as hell.
Speaker 2Hold up. That's a big-ass rat floating in the pool.
Speaker 3God damn.
Speaker 1That's my little giant swim to the the end. You didn't make it.
Speaker 4Maybe he's just taking a dip. Don't go out there, it might be still alive it might be.
Speaker 1Hey, y'all remember that, mark Depp episode with the red phone.
Speaker 3See how long he can hold his breath. Let's go jump off the pool.
Speaker 1Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4We seen this movie before.
Speaker 3That nigga gonna get eight. We seen this movie before. That nigga gonna get eight.
Speaker 1He about to jump out of nowhere.
Speaker 4He finna get eight though Damn. See, you know how the black folk, we all, die first he went and looked at us.
Speaker 2He's supposed to run from it, not go. Look, don't go to it.
Speaker 4You went out there to that motherfucker. You know we die first in the movie.
Speaker 3Not, no more. Not no more. Bullshit, not no more. What's that sound? We died like seven hey.
Speaker 4We done, went to second now.
Speaker 2No seventh. It's a bird. Ladies and gentlemen, do y'all hear that upstairs man? I feel so sorry for that bird man.
Speaker 4It probably died of heat exhaustion man you should have dried it with a rat. That was a rat. That motherfucker was going to sell his house and move.
Speaker 2Now that y'all said that, it does look like a rat, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, I kind of figured it was a bird. Yeah, yeah, because they'd be flying back there. It was probably.
Speaker 4You had a the rat was that big back there. Oh, that should be ate up oh yeah not one of them trees to be alive right now now you know we have questions.
Speaker 2last week we asked, we asked about your five-hour road trip artists that you would listen to and artists that you would not want to listen to for five hours. Oh, mine is. Oh that you would listen to for five hours, that you would not want to listen to for five seconds. Oh Drake. Yeah, he don't like Drake. Oh, I love Drake. What's wrong with Drake? He doesn't.
Speaker 3Nah, we ain't gonna go into it?
Speaker 4Yeah, we ain't got time for that. I what's wrong with Drake? He got some. Nah, we ain't going to go into it. Yeah, we ain't got time for that. I think, man, he grew up with Degrassi and shit.
Speaker 3Actually, I never watched a single episode.
Speaker 2Now I did find out that he was on there for seven seasons. I had no idea. Yeah, I didn't even know what Degrassi was. I never watched it either.
Speaker 4Nah, my kids watch it.
Speaker 2It was on tv here, yeah, but he's from canada, yeah my kids watch it so it's not a canadian show.
Speaker 3It is, but we get canadian tv. Oh, I don't know come on bosco.
Speaker 2What I don't watch? Nothing canadian bbc. You don't want canadian football I mean that's different every night again. Yeah, but I'm saying like a TV show, no, I might have seen a movie or something, right?
Speaker 3Yeah, no, hell, no, trying to think what series you might say that's Canadian.
Speaker 2Yeah, I was going to say yeah, bbc that's the news.
Speaker 3That's.
Speaker 2British.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's what I was saying that's not Canadian. It all depends on what party we're in.
Speaker 2Yeah, I know you don't want to be sitting up here watching or listening to BBC here in America.
Speaker 4No, you don't want to say BBC in America.
Speaker 2Exactly, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4Hey where you going, BBC.
Speaker 2Now some white women might want the BBC, but I take a BBW every now and then. Where the white women at no the BBC, but I take a BBW every now and then when the white women?
Speaker 4Anyway, we're going to go ahead and let Shirai answer his question.
Speaker 3You're going to Google BBC. I know what BBC is. We had a whole conversation about the BBC, my softball team. I bet you do.
Speaker 1Oh, my God.
Speaker 2Is your team? Is it co-ed?
Speaker 4No, why would y'all have a conversation about BBC. Don't worry about it. Don't worry If y'all think they co-ed.
Speaker 3Don't worry, you got to make a strong case for yourself right now. You got to be a part of the conversation, you understand.
Speaker 4I ain't going to be a part of the conversation with a bunch of niggas talking about BBC. Your name is Bennett and you ain't in it. I'm glad, I ain't Glad, damn it. We get BBC jerseys too. Google wherever the fuck you want to.
Speaker 2Google right now, the BBC's, the BBC's, that's what we are.
Speaker 3At least four of us on the team Wait. So y'all call yourselves BBC's and you ain't all this.
Speaker 2Y'all call the white guys. That's what I said.
Speaker 3It's meant to be a double entendre. Right, so morally wrong, so it's meant to be a double entendre.
Speaker 2Right so.
Speaker 3We have In our softball league. There's 16 teams. Come tournament time they have the upper bracket and they have the bottom bracket. We usually win the bottom bracket, so we call ourselves Bottom bracket champions, but then I use it as a double entendre, like we the BBCs.
Speaker 1So I created the jersey that said the BBCs bottom bracket champions.
Speaker 3But then I had a logo of a cockatiel, a black cockatiel with a bat. You know that's clever, I'll show it to you. It's actually pretty cool.
Speaker 4They're not better with a black rooster.
Speaker 2Hey, the white dudes on the team didn't want to do it.
Speaker 4Most of them, you should have made them wear a white one, and you all wear a black one.
Speaker 3Make the white logo very small. Yeah, just big enough to fit on your shoulder right there, it was good huh. Steve, yeah, it was good.
Speaker 1But actually I had a black cockatiel that was white though.
Speaker 2I know, but I had one in black. Steve, you ready to throw one of them shirts on, huh.
Speaker 4I'm getting one. Look like you're going to get sued by Slim Pickens Slim Chickens.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, like Slim Chickens or yeah Slim Chickens coming for you.
Speaker 3Listen, that logo was made by ChatGPT.
Speaker 4Slim.
Speaker 2Chickens is coming for you. Hey, tell ChatGPT to make us a logo. Man, listen, it's time for us to go to the next level.
Speaker 4That's right.
Speaker 2Chat GBT. So we're going to have Joe not get us canceled by talking about all the guests.
Speaker 4I'm not going to talk about the guests.
Speaker 2He didn't sat up here, he didn't offend everybody.
Speaker 4No, I have not. No, because they all.
Speaker 2Christian didn't offend Drake.
Speaker 4No, no, no. The thing is, everybody want to be treated equal, but you can't take no motherfucking criticism and shit. You know, all of them do the same shit. Every one of them Women, rainbow people, all the motherfuckers do the same shit. Told you we're canceled? No, I'm just saying we're canceled. The rainbow people Told you we're canceled? No, I'm just saying we're canceled. The rainbow, the Smurfs, oh shit.
Speaker 1No, but then it's.
Speaker 2I just and you know, hey, y'all want to hear something though.
Speaker 4The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the oh, I just want to be treated equally. Then you go, hey, motherfucker.
Speaker 2Well, what is equal Special needs, what is equal yeah?
Speaker 4You know, then you can't say like you know, just like the movie Something About Mary, when the dude ran through there and scored the touchdown.
Speaker 2You can't say Downsy.
Speaker 4Special my ass, but anyway. But I'm just saying though, like I mean it's just like the little people, that comedian dude, the little guy, that motherfucker, funny as a motherfucker.
Speaker 3Yeah, he's funny White cat right.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, he's funny. Funny as a motherfucker.
Speaker 2And who watched the damn? What the hell is it? Oh, the Steve Harvey. Wait, I played that already, didn't I? No, what's up, steve?
Speaker 4Harvey. What does Steve Harvey do now?
Speaker 2What my? No, what my my. Guy on there, david Arquette.
Speaker 3David Arquette. When he did the um, I was.
Speaker 2I was watching it the other day.
Speaker 4He did Family Feud. Yeah, oh I ain't play it.
Speaker 2Oh, hold on, we got a clip there. Try to go ahead and ask your question.
Speaker 4All right. Do I need a drink for this? Just take a drink.
Speaker 3You know you want to. Yeah just take it.
Speaker 1Oh excuse.
Speaker 3You're going to take a drink anyway.
Speaker 4What's this question? Sherrod, I'm kind of glad you quit.
Speaker 3You mean Tesla, steve. Yeah, I'm kind of glad you quit. You mean Tesla, steve.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm kind of glad Tesla Steve quit because, man, I've been fucking fucked up.
Speaker 2Oh, if he was drinking his AMFs.
Speaker 4Shit, yeah, oh, steve, you quit drinking. He's just social. He just slowed down, I just slowed down. Yeah, gotcha, you know, oh, stevie quit drinking. Ah yeah, he's social.
Speaker 3He just slowed down, man, yeah, that's how. I'm feeling I just slowed down.
Speaker 2Yeah, Gotcha, yeah he be all right.
Speaker 3Ain't no thing.
Speaker 4All right, got a question for y'all.
The $500K vs $30M Coin Flip Challenge
Speaker 3Would you take 500K no questions asked, or flip a coin and get $30 million 500K.
Speaker 2I said the same thing, Even though Sherrod asked me earlier in the week. I had all week to think about it. Give me the $500K. What you doing.
Speaker 3Christian.
Speaker 4Because you ain't really telling us what we're flipping this coin for.
Speaker 3For $30 million.
Speaker 4When I get nothing though.
Speaker 3I mean, I came in with nothing, though.
Speaker 4So I know what nothing feels like Okay, then you fuck. So I know what nothing feels like Okay, then you fucking around and flip the coin.
Speaker 3So you flipping the coin.
Speaker 2I don't know, because if I see it, 500k right there. No, all I'm saying listen, a coin flip, it's not a trick, no, I know, it's like 500,000.
Speaker 3Or flip a coin for 30 million, you're going to walk in the room, you're going to see 500,000 on one table.
Speaker 1You gonna see 30 million on that table, that table you gotta flip a coin.
Speaker 3You not gonna see anything. You gonna see 500,000 there and you gonna see that one coin Nope 30 million.
Speaker 4With the coin it don't make a fuck. I'm taking the 500.
Speaker 2No, I'm taking 500 too. Give me the 500.
Speaker 4I don't fuck around in maybe Possibilities and all that shit.
Speaker 2Listen, I'm thinking, listen, I'm thinking I've been that way all my life.
Speaker 3I don't fuck around with that kind of shit Maybe.
Speaker 2I can do this. You know what?
Speaker 3I mean yeah, you said you're taking. I'm taking 500. You're taking 500? Yeah, I can, yeah, I'm taking it. What you doing, stig? That's a dumb ass question, man, really. Well, guess what?
Speaker 2This is a content-created show. So now we flippin' coins. Who wants to go first? 30 million, 30 million.
Speaker 1So it's 30 million tails.
Speaker 4Okay, I'll go for the 30 million. Give me heads.
Speaker 2All right, here we go, you ready. Is it hitting the floor or the?
Speaker 3table Shit wherever it in.
Speaker 4Wherever it in Flip it flip it.
Speaker 3You a broke motherfucker Damn. 50-50 chance.
Speaker 4Why you look at me? Cause I knew he flipped the coin. I didn't like you. He flipped the coin. I didn't flip the coin.
Speaker 1He looking at me Bad as hell. I can't find my thing On the earlier.
Speaker 4I knew there's no reason why I ain't like this. He looking at me Bad as hell. I was saying that earlier. That knew some reason why I ain't like this motherfucker. He's looking at me bad as hell with that coin with the tail. This motherfucker done broke me.
Speaker 1Say that coin with the tail.
Speaker 4Hey let me see the coin. Man, I think that's a double-sided coin. Who's next?
Speaker 1Who's?
Speaker 2next.
Speaker 3Go ahead, you next Yep, all right.
Speaker 2What you want. I want tails, tails, $30 million, $30 million. All right, man, come on, come on. Come on, bro man, give me my thing, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, Bro, bro Bro.
Speaker 4Bro, I'm taking the 500. Scoop.
Speaker 3Man that coin didn't even flip. Let me get it, let me get it, let me get it.
Speaker 2All right, you want it. What you got For 30 million. I'm going to go tails, tails yeah.
Speaker 3Tails never fails. Failed me, damn Bro Bro.
Speaker 1That's three for three. What in the hell? That's three, I mean I got to win.
Speaker 2Give me heads All right, here we go.
Speaker 4Give me heads, give me heads Come on, let's do it Give me heads.
Speaker 3Here we go, here we go. Oh shit, that's perfect. Oh man, is that a?
Speaker 4tail. Oh wait, that is tail, that's tail.
Speaker 3Nigga, I think I hit that. That's tails. Yeah, that that's tell yeah, I'm 30 million. I'm 30 million. I saw, no, I saw the on the front oh, you won.
Speaker 1No, I saw this cat with him. Oh you, you said heads. Right, I said tails, you said tails.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what you saw that yeah, okay, no, you lost too. No, I'm gonna listen, bro. All four of us broke.
Speaker 1God, I came with nothing, I leave with nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 3Oh my God, that coin is cursed. All right, all right, hold on, here we go, you flipping your. No, no, no, you don't get to flip it, you got to get somebody else to flip it. Let me flip it, let me flip it, yeah.
Speaker 4Wait, hold up, let me get my Harlem. I'm about to send all you motherfuckers home. Didn't I tell you them, kids, give me bad luck On air. I'm rooting for you In my heart. I'm not Hold up Hater alert Listen somebody pull up a TikTok so I can talk. See, you got to understand that.
Speaker 1I hear you say it he going to take care of it. Tell me that he gonna take care of us as soon as that money come in hold up, pull up a tiktok hold on.
Speaker 2I need some motivation, cause I don't know what I want yet he gonna take care of us.
Speaker 4Let's see hold on give me the Cheetos.
Speaker 1Give her the girl tweaking.
Speaker 3Twerking. How about her? Give her the girl tweaking.
Speaker 2Oh, keep it right there, give me heads.
Speaker 1Give me heads for heads Damn.
Speaker 3We go heads, heads, heads.
Speaker 1Oh, this is. Oh, wow, I'm rich bitch.
Speaker 4Is that heads?
Speaker 1Hell yeah, that's heads. That's heads 30 million.
Speaker 4I knew that something was going to win.
Speaker 2Hey, guess what Bitch I'm going to get me a Hummer EV 3X truck.
Speaker 4We're going to come over here next Friday. That house is going to be empty.
Speaker 2Now I'm about to sit up here. Hey, first I like to. And that bird is still going to be in the pool. It's going to be a lockbox on the door.
Speaker 4Hey, ain't nobody giving in.
Speaker 2I'd like to thank Joey Chestnut for winning the Nathan's Hot Dog Challenge on July 4th. Hey, where's the young lady?
Speaker 3at on he from Akron too. She's still on there, he from Akron.
Speaker 2No, he ain't from Akron, but he's from Jersey. We moving to Akron. Go ahead, Sean.
Speaker 3Where she go, so you don't know. If you slide into my DMs, I'm going to creep, I'm going to creep on your page.
Speaker 1Let me find out A word.
Speaker 2And you're in my inbox. That's my speed there. Let me show her my coin Name, your price. You can keep.
Speaker 4You can keep all over my page.
Speaker 2Hey, see the entertainment we give y'all.
Speaker 4Oh man.
Speaker 2That was pretty good.
Speaker 4Out of five of us niggas, you the only one.
Speaker 2One time Told you no, listen what you want, man, I'm just sitting here.
Speaker 4We're going to come over there and get Sean Kears. Just give me my $500,000. Some $1,730,000.
Speaker 2I know right, I'm going to give everybody $500,000.
Speaker 3Give Joe his leader of $1,738,000 that he would have strawed off the floor and give us 500K.
Speaker 4You can't speak for me?
Speaker 3You'll turn it down. You'll turn it down.
Speaker 4I want my 500K.
Speaker 1I bought a lot of 1738.
Speaker 4Last time I did a little bit of math. I did.
Speaker 2Hey, we're going to have to go back and do the oh. Hold on, you know the Joe you got to run this time. Man, oh, 400 on. You know the Joe you got to run this time man 400.
Speaker 3Yeah, our 400 challenge. I'm waiting till this fall.
Speaker 2Because the world, the world championships, is coming. So when the world championships, you know see, I got this knee right we got to do, we got to do our 400 meter challenge.
Speaker 1Yeah man, I can't run. That was rough.
Speaker 3That was rough, it was rough, it was rough.
Speaker 4How long we got prepared, what was our time?
Speaker 2I have to go back and look what our times was I think I said a minute 30.
Speaker 3You said a minute 20. Yeah, what'd you say?
Speaker 2Shit, I said 145.
Speaker 3You said 145? Come close.
Speaker 2Yeah. I think, I made my time. Hey Steve took off Like hey, he would have beat Usain Bolt in the 200. I'm like, wait, what is he doing? Hey Steve got over like the 200 meters, isn't that just?
Speaker 1terrible.
Speaker 3No, he killed over first hey.
Speaker 2Steve came in at like two minutes or something, because he was just chilling and then he just started walking, then we're like 30 yards and then he ran in.
Speaker 3I had to catch my breath man then she was burning, I was like whoo whoo whoo, after I saw I'm glad you went first, cause after he went then I was able to pace myself like, okay, I ain't doing what he did.
Speaker 2None of us took off.
Speaker 4How you determine who goes first.
Speaker 3I think Steve was like.
Speaker 2I went flip. Steve just wanted to go.
Speaker 3So I had to go first.
Speaker 4So now you're going to have to go first Joe. Y'all need to be there all day. Walk around that motherfucker.
Speaker 2We seen you walk to the top of the hill, so we know you can make it one lap.
Speaker 4Yeah, you can make one lap. I can do one lap, but it's going to take five minutes.
Speaker 3It ain't going to take you five minutes to walk, no one lap. Oh man, I'll give you.
Speaker 2You're telling me it'll take you one minute and 15 seconds.
Speaker 3And 15 seconds to walk 100 yards.
Speaker 4Pretty much.
Speaker 3I'm going to give you three minutes. I'm giving them two thirds.
Speaker 4I do not move fast, okay, man.
Speaker 3Yeah, but what you out there, man Joe, In your mind.
Speaker 1No, but I just don't move fast.
Speaker 4That's just not me. Doug, we used to watch you run around them bases you used to fly.
Speaker 3That was back in the day. Wait, hold on.
Speaker 4Christmas.
Speaker 1Day or your day.
Speaker 2That was back in Christian's day Okay. Yeah, no, that is true, it was back in.
Speaker 3Christian's day, christian, what you think you can do at 400? Shit, do you cardio train Because I know you. Shit, do you cardio train Because I know you strength train. Do you cardio train? I mean I walk on a treadmill. He said, I dabble I walk on a treadmill, I drag a sled outside, but nothing, nothing that time, nothing strenuous. There's Christian being there lifting 405 like it ain't nothing.
Speaker 2Like remember homeboy, 405 Like it ain't nothing.
Speaker 3Like Like remember Homeboy 405 around the track Shit.
Speaker 2Who went to the? Who? Was that in the gym? The receiver for the Eagles?
Speaker 3Oh yeah, aj Brown, aj Brown. Yeah yeah, I don't know. I think I would give myself Two flat. Oh okay, two, two flat. Yeah you can make it, you can make it two. I don't know, I think I would give myself two flat. Oh, okay, two flat. Yeah, you can make it two flat. Yeah, I could make two flat. If I had to pace myself, I would have made that easy.
Speaker 2But I didn't. Yeah, Steve just bottomed out. He took off. You know how you see runners hit the wall.
Speaker 3Woo man. Steve hit the wall, the wall behind the wall.
Speaker 4And I hit the wall but I was able to face it through. You said you were quartered away.
Speaker 3I was like who in the hell jumped on my back Because you?
Speaker 2said a 400 is a full lap.
Speaker 3Yeah, one full lap. Yeah, I think I can do that in about two minutes. I think somebody even wait.
Speaker 2Who started what lane did we all start from the same lane.
Speaker 1Yeah, we all started from the same lane, yeah.
Speaker 3Was it lane? What Five? Or?
Speaker 2six Lane five.
Speaker 3We started from lane five. Oh shit, Okay.
Speaker 2You don't want to do lane one, it's too, tight of a turn. You want to do Maybe 210. You want five. You want five, six, seven.
Speaker 3I'll go 210. Yeah, you want five, six, seven, for like 200 or the 400. I can find the videos. Oh, y'all took video.
Speaker 2Yeah, I know we're supposed to. Man, we need to put your stuff up on the IG.
Speaker 3IG TikTok, whatever hey.
Speaker 2TikTok coming soon.
Speaker 3Coming soon and video we're going to sign up and YouTube Nobody's talking. And TikTok, tiktok. Hey, we're going to sign up and YouTube Nobody's talking and.
Speaker 2TikTok, tiktok. Hey, we're going to see what ChatGPT? Yeah, the ChatGPT. Give us a logo. We're going to make some merch.
Speaker 3Ooh, I got a logo for us. I just thought of something. Oh well, give us this See.
Speaker 2Hey, we brainstorming on the air.
Speaker 3That's generic. What's that the logo? I need to have it spiced up. What?
Speaker 2logo is that? Oh, that's what ChatGPT just came up with.
Speaker 3And it's spelled wrong man they racist.
Speaker 2That's a ghetto logo Let me see what they gave us.
Speaker 3They gave us a microphone with some headphones.
Speaker 2They racist. No, that's how we spell it. We ain't do it the real way Like the D-I-E-S.
Speaker 4Just say look man, let them know it's black people. I'm going to give you one half an hour. I wasn't talking about that and that dola might say I'm going to give you one half an hour.
Speaker 2I forgot to hit the cough button.
Speaker 1You need some liquor.
Speaker 3Hey man, I'm telling you chat. Gpt is crazy. It'll talk to you the whole conversation.
Speaker 4Okay, all right, tell chat GPT. Tell them we're going to get one, let me see.
Speaker 2We're going to get sued.
Speaker 4Let me see.
Speaker 2We're going to get sued by Batman.
Speaker 3Most people see Batman when they see that.
Speaker 4I'm looking for it I don't see the other one.
Speaker 3I see it. That's what should be on the logo.
Speaker 4That's the devil in Tundra.
Speaker 3What is it, morpheus? It's a penis hitting the booty. See you didn't even see it. That's why we know he gay. No See, you didn't even see it. Maybe you?
Speaker 2got to turn it up a little bit.
Speaker 4That's why we know he gay. No, I wouldn't be hitting.
Speaker 1No booty Get in front of the back. Get in front of the back, yeah.
Speaker 4See, see that, hey see that.
Speaker 2You got to point it out. That's going to bring. That's going to bring. That's a problem. Black, all that's too close to Batman.
Speaker 4I'm putting that on a shirt. I know that's what I was saying.
Speaker 3I think I've seen that on a shirt before.
Speaker 4He can draw too. Talk it to the mic. He lit right around the corner from us.
Speaker 3You know I was next door to your house.
Speaker 2They should have been having us a logo. Joe just wanted to get us canceled. What if they came to you? They should have been having us a logo. Joe just wanted to get us canceled.
Speaker 1Yeah, man, what if they?
Speaker 2came to you and they was like oh, hold on, here's my check.
Speaker 3That's cheeks, meet the cheeks, meet the cheeks, hold on 500,000. This is what ChatGBT does? Hey, chatgbt, how you doing. Hey, there, I'm doing great man. Why you talking to a dude? Because I have it as a black dude. Hey, siri, how you doing. Wow, I'm here and ready to help you out with whatever you need, just letting you know what's on your mind or if there's anything fun you want to chat about.
Speaker 4Sounds like you.
Speaker 3Exactly, exactly, joe. Thank you, chatgpt, we good.
Speaker 4He does, he sounds just like you, like you, you, that's just the way you talk to yourself.
Speaker 3Hey Siri, listen, just because I talk proper doesn't mean it don't make no difference to me how you talk.
Speaker 4Yeah, exactly, you talk proper. You use broken English. Yeah, I don't care about all that.
Speaker 2Let me live as long as you understood.
Speaker 1Exactly.
Speaker 2Okay, tell them to come up with another logo. Yeah, tell them to come up with another logo.
Speaker 4That's just messed up right there. Yeah, that shit was shit. But I like that one. Steve got right there.
Speaker 2Yeah, we just going to get sued Rocking the boots. We're going to get sued Rocking the boots.
Speaker 3We're going to get sued with that one. I do like the original, though the original is dope.
Speaker 2Oh, you like how we got it, like the Ghostbusters. Yeah, I like our logo.
Speaker 1No you know what?
Speaker 3That was a lady in our husband had the podcast.
Speaker 4It's called Nobody's Listening. That's what it is.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, Nobody's Listening.
Speaker 4We about to sue? Sue him. It's kind of corny, though I listened to it a little bit, I think we fine and you know it's just like what's the most expensive thing you bought. I just bought a dress Shit.
Speaker 2Oh you got to be fucking kidding me A damn.
Speaker 3T-shirt. You know it's all about content. As soon as we get that one viral, we're going to blow up.
Speaker 4We got plenty of virals.
Speaker 3We got to get video content we got to get it viral.
Speaker 4Oh, by the way, m2 Crazy shout out to M2 Crazy Marcus 2.
Speaker 3Crazy Marcus 2.
Speaker 4They just finished the movie, skit. Thing.
Speaker 2Oh, did they? Yeah, man ask him when he going to put this in the video. Come on, you too. Man ask him when he gonna put this in the video On YouTube. I watched one of his ones, I guess he was talking about he sent it to me when they Like, when you show it to the party Lit, but then somebody show up more lit than you.
Speaker 3That was hilarious. He does some pretty funny stuff. I'll be checking him out every once in a while.
Speaker 2He was looking at the cat, like I'm going to send it to you, Boshka.
Speaker 4I'm going to send it to you, Boshka.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, that's.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I was here.
Speaker 2Yeah, I saw that We've been getting requests to get on video. You know we've been hey People think we. Cgi. See, that's why I'm always talking about Ohio. If we don't talk about they, think we or not CGI. But what is it? Ai? They think we chat GPT. Hey, that's what I think.
Speaker 4Because you let him talk. He sounds just like chat.
Speaker 2GPT. Are them girls? That's twerking on them cans? Is that real?
Speaker 3Yeah, that's real, you sure yeah, that's real.
Speaker 2Man, how dare a bird in the pool on it's trash day that should be gone this morning. Is that a sign where it go?
Speaker 3in the filter now, oh, in the filter you getting that motherfucker, you gonna have salmonella dang.
Speaker 4The chlorine killed it that chlorine killing that shit. Get in there if you want to. I ain't getting. Oh shit, I will open your mouth going to. I ain't going to.
Speaker 2Oh shit I will.
Speaker 4Open your mouth.
Speaker 1Paul, that's all right. That nigga ain't going to fuck with him.
Speaker 4He got the stronger immune system he ever want to eat.
Speaker 2Hey y'all Lady, shit she be here a month.
Speaker 4He got an immune system.
Speaker 2I'm going to clean it out. I mean, I'm going to take the bird out, yeah, but I mean to come clean the pool. Now, guess what? It's movie time. Who watched Happy Gilmore 2? I did. I did not, I tried. I watched it. I fell asleep. Did you start watching it too late it's over the top, but let's see what's funny.
Speaker 4I don't know what happened, but sleep too late. Yeah, I like Adam.
Speaker 2Sandler, I got the gist of it I ain't saying I don't sleep. I like how they brought everybody up back. Except for his. No, I'm not saying nothing.
Speaker 4I'm just saying I watch it.
Speaker 2They brought Chubbs back, and I like it.
Speaker 4That's my dog right there.
Speaker 2Close to it Lavelle.
Speaker 3Crawford is hilarious, he is funny, he's good, he is funny, it was good, I liked it.
Movies, TV Shows and Ohio Connections
Speaker 2Yeah, me too, I watched. What did I watch this week? I know what you did last summer. Yeah, you did, I wasn't, I liked it I started watching Sneaky Pete.
Speaker 3Anybody watch that.
Speaker 2That's a TV show, right? Yeah, it's a show.
Speaker 3It's on Netflix, so I guess it originally aired back in 2019. There's like three seasons. But I was just flipping through and I heard something about it.
Speaker 2Is it Sneaky?
Speaker 3Pete or Sneaky Pete, sneaky Pete, oh, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3But then I kind of it was crazy because Malcolm Jamal Warner showed up in it.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, you know what? Okay, yeah, I was like oh damn, oh man.
Speaker 1I'm going to tear my eyes out Now that's damn, theo.
Speaker 2Who would have thought? Now you watch the Cosby show and you know it was like man damn building. I'll ask the Theo.
Speaker 3So you know how it was usually threes, like celebrities going threes Right. There's been five.
Speaker 4Who's the other two Probably more than that. Hulk Hogan, yes, yeah, ozzy.
Speaker 3Osbourne, Ozzy Theo, and then you had Chuck Mangione, jazz musician and some baseball player.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Ryan Sandberg, ryan Sandberg, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3We're on the second three.
Speaker 1Oh, we're on the second three yeah.
Speaker 3That's this week, right. Yeah, yeah, ryan's good.
Speaker 4That's gracious. I thought it was another one somewhere there was another music guy.
Speaker 3I thought I can't think of who it was, though. That's nuts man, we all getting older, we all headed for that upper room, the upper room so many, so many.
Speaker 2Just like the bird Quotables. So many, so many quotables. That's in the pool. Rip that bird like what in the hell bird and committed suicide. It's hard out there.
Speaker 4They say it's hard out here for them it's hotter than a motherfucker when a bird do a swan dive in the goddamn pool.
Speaker 2Like man didn't make it.
Speaker 4I mean you know, just a regular old pigeon and shit that motherfucker just dove in there At least, it ain't 120.
Speaker 2That's like on the.
Speaker 1True.
Speaker 2Was it the aunt? Was it the aunt that was on a family vacation. Dog killer wasn't that the aunt.
Speaker 4I think they killed her dog she was mad as hell or hotter than a motherfucker no, it's toasty. I had a friend. He would always say it's so god damn hot. You look up at the sun. They got a church fan.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, it is it got a church fan? Yeah, no, it is. It is a little. Hey, see it, it's hot. It's a means to an end, because at least we're on the back end.
Speaker 3Almost there. Football season July wasn't that bad, getting close to football.
Speaker 2No, so that's what I was like. Hey, you mess around, you make it through August, it's every season coming up, man, because it's September. Dude, football, college football, those mornings, those mornings and those nights you be like boy, it won't be too bad.
Speaker 4I can't wait to see my nigga bitches.
Speaker 3Like I said, I've been dragging a sled outside and it's really not that bad Like around 4 o'clock.
Speaker 2You said you have been.
Speaker 3Yeah, is it shaded? Yeah, it's some shade, but I still get in the sun.
Speaker 4That morning time. Though it's so nice in the morning, it's not any fun.
Speaker 2I know it feels good.
Speaker 3Yeah, it ain't like last summer. The last summer it just never cooled off.
Speaker 2It was hot at night and in the morning it was hot throughout the whole entire day.
Speaker 3And it's been a breeze every day. Literally every day for this summer.
Speaker 4Y'all think I'm bullshitting these motherfuckers buying the dogs, nikes and shit so they can walk on the pavement.
Speaker 3I've seen it. I've seen it.
Speaker 4It was hot to the motherfucker out here man Buying them Crocs, nikes.
Speaker 3I'm serious.
Speaker 4You think I'm bullshitting, though they be buying the dog shoes.
Speaker 2Dog shoes and shit. I see it.
Speaker 4I seen one lady walk by my house. The dog had on some motherfucking goddamn sunglasses. Bro Dog, Wow I bullshit you now.
Speaker 3Well, you know, the shoes help the pads of the paws and they sell it Like I get that Because they sell them like goggles right.
Speaker 4They put them around the dog's head. That motherfucker walking he was. That's how he tried to take them off. He was head up and everything Nigga said.
Speaker 2I'm stunning like my daddy. People taking their dogs everywhere.
Speaker 4It's one of them motherfucking. What are you them? Labradoodles, or where the fuck?
Speaker 3are they Labradoodle? Is that what it's called? The little nappy-headed one?
Speaker 4No, they're the big motherfuckers.
Speaker 2The nappy-headed one Are the the little nappy-headed one. No, they're the big motherfuckers. Yeah, this nappy-headed one.
Speaker 4Oh, the ones with the curls. Yeah, the bit like a big poodle. Yeah, it's a big poodle. Labradoodles, labradoodles, oh I call them big poodles. That motherfucker big, but big and chocolate.
Speaker 3I call them nappy motherfuckers.
Speaker 4She big too. You said what the owner.
Speaker 3Yeah, she kind of huge. She's working, though I see it coming down a little bit. She got potential. She can't do nothing.
Speaker 4No, she ain't on the two-something.
Speaker 3No, she's more than two-something.
Speaker 4No, she's two-something.
Speaker 2She's right about two-something you said that's what she got to be.
Speaker 4Two-something to do something. She got to be two-something to do something.
Speaker 1She right she. She right she in your will health that little weight, don't bother me, bro.
Speaker 4You got me fucked up. I ain't say that, that's all I'm saying. She in your will, health, I can go Any spectrum. I can get a skinny one, fat one In between, don't make no difference to me.
Speaker 3What's the in between joke? What's the in between? What's the in between?
Speaker 1Well.
Speaker 3Hey every time they ask him a question.
Speaker 2I just be like man. I know we about to get canceled.
Speaker 4But honestly In between, I'm going to say in between about 170.
Speaker 3Okay, so MMA welterweight Got you.
Speaker 4Damn right, the rest is yours.
Speaker 3Man, do y'all know if she won? Yeah, she won, did she?
Speaker 4It went the distance, though. Oh it did.
Speaker 2Oh, she beat the girl, yeah, she beat her pretty good, but it went the distance, though I didn't know that women's boxing was two minutes.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, yeah two-minute rounds.
Speaker 4I know that, but I think how many rounds did they go, they went 12.
Speaker 2They go 12?
Speaker 412.
Speaker 2So 12, two-minute rounds.
Speaker 3They went 12,. Yeah, because Netflix was promoting this fight. It was a trilogy fight. I can't remember who the boxers were.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, you know what I still actually? I want to watch, because I don't even know who won.
Speaker 3I'm not going to say who won, because say who won. I want to watch it. I think you can still pull it up.
Speaker 1It was fine.
Speaker 3I just sat down.
Speaker 4I want to see her fight Bumgarner. Bumgarner's a little small Alicia Bumgarner.
Speaker 2You think she can get her, or you think she has a shot.
Speaker 4Clarissa had to drop down to about 140 or something like that. Shout out to Clarissa.
Speaker 2Shields. And that was a good movie. I know that. Did y'all see her movie? Oh, that movie was good, man.
Speaker 3It was like a biopic, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2It was good, but that.
Speaker 4Lisa Fong daughter.
Speaker 2I forget the name, but it was good.
Speaker 3It was real good. She fought on that card a couple weekends ago.
Speaker 1Yeah she's good though I ain't going to say nothing.
Speaker 2Huh, that's interesting.
Speaker 4She probably one of the cutest ones, oh yeah.
Speaker 3Without a doubt.
Speaker 4No, I'm dead serious, baumgartner, yeah, she cute, you know.
Speaker 2Is she? Let me see, I'm going to pull her up too. She's a slave, I Let me see.
Speaker 4I'm going to pull her up too. She a slave. I know my 10 ain't your 10, but we good.
Speaker 3She good, she good, don't even look.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 4I trust you. My 10 ain't your 10, but we good.
Speaker 2Hey, we just going to sit up here and when we get to YouTube, we're going to sit up here and be like we don't know about the smiling and shit, hey we're going to get a GoFundMe. We're going to start asking for donations so we can get a camera.
Speaker 3That her? Yeah, that's her.
Speaker 2Oh, damn Okay, Joe Right.
Speaker 4Damn. She's a beautiful young lady now what if that's that bird that was just laying there? Wouldn't that be crazy?
Speaker 1if he was just chilling?
Speaker 4you got a pet cemetery out there, another one on top of the rock, yeah, oh man, I had a long night and he was sipping that yak that was on the. That's when I go out there he's like yo I woke up.
Speaker 2Oh man, I had a long night and he was sipping that yak, that was on the table.
Speaker 1That's when I go out there, Joe.
Speaker 2Huh, I'm like man.
Speaker 3I was still at your house. Hey, I would be scared as hell if that was that bird, if I go out there and that bird ain't there. You got a pet cemetery back there.
Speaker 4Man, listen, it's time to leave, it's time to sit in tourist attractions.
Speaker 3Uh-oh, bosco, she ain't from Akron, but she is from Fremont.
Speaker 2Oh, that's where Charles Woodson is from.
Speaker 3Who would have?
Speaker 2thought See, I told you we're gonna work ohio in here every week. She's from ohio. Thanks, christian. Thanks, see, that's why she looked like that. Doing my part there's something in the water.
Speaker 4I'm telling you, we only had two minutes. I thought we got it.
Speaker 2It was about to go on hey, it's good fishing down in Fremont. Hey, it's some real good fishing down there.
Speaker 1My mom used to always go down there. Music was starting to play and everything.
Speaker 2You're like man.
Speaker 3Shane from Akron, but she from Fremont.
Speaker 2I'm like God. Hey, ohio is Ohio.
Speaker 4Oh Y'all going to get the claims you're doing pretty soon. No, he's from Texas. I was about should do pretty soon.
Speaker 2Nah, he's from Texas I was about to say Florida but nah, he's from.
Speaker 4Texas. He in Cleveland now, and by another year he'll be.
Speaker 2Cleveland night Two. Uh, you start getting them speeding tickets. I know right Slow your ass down.
Speaker 4I know some of my partners. They live in Cleveland and shit, but they was showing how them motherfuckers partied in Cleveland. You seen the videos.
Speaker 2Oh, uh-huh.
Speaker 4That shit, crazy them motherfuckers. They all in the streets bro.
Speaker 2Hey, it's lit dog.
Speaker 4They toe up in that, motherfucker.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's lit and I know the clubs ain't like how they used to be. No, they ain't. I remember that Mirage on the water.
Speaker 1Woo.
Speaker 2Yeah, buddy, when you hit that thing they used to have jeans and moette. I ain't never really go to it on Thursday night. I'm like that's a school night. You can't go out on no school night. Dog you like you mess around, be the head. Every car parked Like damn. I'm sleepy as hell, but we talked with the Smurfs that out. I know what's out. Naked Gun.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, oh yeah With Liam Neeson that looks funny as hell Dog.
Speaker 2I can't wait to see it.
Speaker 4I'm going to watch it, but you know I'm old school, but I'm going to watch it. But you know I'm old school, so I'm going to watch it, joe listen.
Speaker 2We want you. You're going to say three nice things. You're going to say I love the movie, the weather is beautiful and I love my neighbors. That's the task for next week, okay.
Speaker 4Now, and can I get you to sign a paper so I can turn it in Like a parole officer? No, not a parole officer. Anger management, anger management. I've been working on myself.
Speaker 2Hey, I know, in the trailer when they were just showing them looking at their pops. I don't know if y'all saw it or not, but it's in the trailer. I'm not going to give it away. But man, that part right there just had me dying. That looks funny.
Speaker 3Oh, it looks real funny. Yeah, all of them look funny.
Speaker 2Remember when OJ was falling down those steps, he flipped over to y'all.
Speaker 4Real funny, yeah all of them were funny.
Speaker 2Remember when OJ was falling down them steps? No, I'm not. He flipped over the man.
Speaker 4Oh, OJ was always on the cover. Man OJ is he's funny as a motherfucker? No, he was. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
Speaker 2So I think oh, there's another one too. It's a kid movie which is animated Bad Guys 2.
Speaker 3Bad Guys 2. Yeah, it was promoting that heavy yeah.
Speaker 2So I guess that's supposed to be another good one.
Speaker 3I want you to take your kids to go see it before they go back to school.
Speaker 2Yeah and shit, they back in school I've been sucking some traffic boy.
Speaker 3They back. There was traffic here this morning. They started yesterday oh.
Speaker 2That's why they came up this week. Yeah, no, that is true.
Speaker 3Together, y'all don't know what's that about it's supposed to be a horror movie.
Speaker 2Oh together.
Speaker 3With Alison Brie and her husband. Who's Alison Brie she was in?
Speaker 2you've seen, get Hard, hard right oh, yeah, with, uh, with will ferrell, yeah, yeah she was the the rich bitch wife oh, okay oh okay and then her husband, uh, james franco's brother.
Speaker 3Oh damn, that's crazy. Oh, that's a horror movie. Huh, I love horror movies.
Speaker 2That's a horror movie, huh.
Speaker 3I love horror movies. I seen 28 Years.
Speaker 4Later.
Speaker 3Did you like it? I didn't get a chance to see it. It was different. I liked it for it was in the theaters.
Speaker 2If you would have watched it at home. I wouldn't have watched it at home?
Speaker 3I don't think so either. I'll probably never watch the movies again. They were cool for what they are, that's the thing. Because I haven't have watched it. Oh yeah, I don't think so either, and I'll probably never watch them movies again.
Speaker 2They were cool for what they are, but yeah, and that's the thing, because I haven't seen one in so long. It's kind of hard to top the ones you can just watch over and over. Yeah To me.
Speaker 4I'm an old Spaghetti Western guy like that motherfucking outlaw, josie Will. I watch that bitch over and over and over, yeah, yeah. Pops likes jeremiah johnson and I can recite every line on that.
Speaker 1That's just crazy.
Speaker 4I like it but you know what else was on the other?
Speaker 2uh, uh, last week blazing sound oh was it, man, they will not. Blazing saddles was so long, that was just like Naked Gun Police Academy Revenge of the Nerds. Oh yeah, man, they're not making it.
Speaker 4The first Police Academy, though they got to come on the top of that one, that very first one with Steve Guttenberg.
Speaker 2Man, that stuff had me dying. We needed to sit there and go into the Blue Oyster. You can't do that. You can't do that, you can't do that stuff now Airplane? They can't do that no more.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, those are class.
Speaker 4I like airplane. Oh, he's speaking jive.
Speaker 2Do you speak jive?
Speaker 1Yeah, I speak jive.
Speaker 4Come on, mama, I dug a rap. My mama never ate no dummy. You want to see it? Chump don't. I said come on, mama, I dug a rap. My mama never ate no dummy. You want to see it? Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help. Nah, I was fucking rolling when I was little. I was like oh shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I was. That was hilarious man.
Speaker 3Yeah, they can't do that no more, oh well.
Speaker 2Then that little kid fucking with Kareem and shit oh man.
Sports Talk and Final Thoughts
Speaker 4My dad said you lazy, you try dragging them, big motherfuckers, up and down the court night in and night out hey, now they do all that stuff on the internet.
Speaker 2Internet, yeah, they call them what the thumb thugs, or twitter gangsters, as you know. You know, when you sit up there you troll the athletes. Tell them they terrible.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, I think they just call them fans. I'm like dude listen.
Speaker 2Although I did see something terrible last night and I try to always be positive. But to the young man that plays for the Detroit Lions, I don't know if you never returned a punt before. Oh, a month punt? No, no, I don't even know. Is that what they want to call it? You already called for the fair catch, so you might as well catch it. Catch it, yeah, if you get hit you're going to get the ball back anyway. You call for the fair catch, you stick your booty out. Catch, you stick your booty out, then you stick your hands out. I mean, it just looked real, real bad.
Speaker 2It looked kind of like peewee ish and I did like I don't want to, I know you, you just got the man cut.
Speaker 4He got himself cut.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guarantee he's gonna get cut just because of that, I know and then you know how you sit up here and you can be like, oh it's hard to do this and do that.
Speaker 4We don't listen to nobody talking podcast Nigga. And that motherfucker said no, you're going out there. Cut your motherfucking ass.
Speaker 2Even if I drop it, I will sit up here Under it and catch a punt.
Speaker 4We cutting your ass? You ain't got an aggressive bone in your body. He got his ass cut. Did he get cut?
Speaker 3Not yet. He going to get cut. He going to get cut, yeah. So he must have had some speed or something to make this. I mean they had what? 90 players preseason Half of them gone.
Speaker 2He waved his hand. Shout out to his family and shout out to the guy. I Shout out to his family. Shout out to the guy I have no idea, but he waved his hand. Yeah, okay, we know you fair, catching it, get up under it.
Speaker 1And catch it.
Speaker 2And catch it, Even if they hit you. That's a good thing you getting the ball back. Next thing if you sitting up there and you're trying to make a team, nigga, cut my fucking arms off. Nigga, I ain't fair catching shit. I'm running back everything Because you're trying to make the team.
Speaker 4Yeah, me too. I ain't running shit back, but I'm going to knock the shit out of somebody.
Speaker 2They don't make niggas like they used to.
Speaker 4I'm going to knock the shit out of somebody. I'm going to have about five concussions. Oh well, one day, y'all listen, I'm bringing the pain, goddammit.
Speaker 2Hey, just catch it. I'm serious. Hey, they teach you. All we need is the catch. Everything else is a bonus. So, like I said, you wait for the fair catch, so now just catch it. You got space, I don't know what the.
Speaker 4Anyway, I'll be out there. Next week I'll be in training camp. Hey 67. Here I come About to hit you 67.
Speaker 2Here I come about to hit you fool.
Speaker 4No, they scream at you. They're allowed to say all that.
Speaker 2But yeah, you got to 67.
Speaker 4Yeah Nigga, we both going to the hospital today. God damn it.
Speaker 2They say, whatever they can, I'm coming, I'm bringing the pain. What was that? They trying to get a catch the program. I mean they trying to get a check the the program.
Speaker 3That linebacker in the program? What was?
Speaker 2his name? Oh, I forget, but I know he was crazy though.
Speaker 3All them damn footballers you the one you the one got my sister Robbed, my sister or something. I was like no man.
Speaker 1I don't even know your sister man.
Speaker 2Well, anyway, all right, yeah, we're going to end on that, but hopefully the young man gets a chance to return. I saw he did return a kick after that, did he? Okay, so hopefully he gets a chance to return a punt and just young man just catch the ball.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2That's all you got to do. Just catch hey, that's the word for the week Just catch the ball, that's just catch the ball, alright, y'all peace.