Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Talk, Laugh, Repeat: From Boxing to Big Girls
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What happens when a group of longtime friends get together and let the conversation flow wherever it takes them? Pure podcast gold. This episode of Nobody's Talking follows Joe's unexpected boxing journey as his friends mercilessly (but lovingly) tease him about looking like "George Foreman after 45" while supporting his fitness goals.
The conversation organically weaves through Christian's experiences as a bouncer at McFadden's, where he rarely had to get physical but maintained order by "being nice until it's time not to be nice." These stories spark a fascinating exploration of fighting abilities, gender dynamics, and scenarios where someone's significant other might be more capable in a confrontation than they are—leading to the hilarious question: "What would you do if your chick could knock you out?"
Food becomes a surprising source of passionate debate when the crew discusses the "proper" way to prepare spaghetti—mixed together or served separately. This launches them into a nostalgic journey through childhood snacks like Moon Pies "as big as your head," Stage Planks graham crackers, and the simple joys of hamburgers on white bread when you couldn't afford buns. These shared memories of growing up with limited resources create moments of genuine connection that listeners will find both entertaining and relatable.
The group doesn't shy away from heavier topics either, diving into a thought-provoking discussion about forgiveness after infidelity. They debate whether five years is enough time invested in a relationship to warrant forgiveness compared to twenty years, revealing thoughtful perspectives on commitment and trust beneath their usual banter.
From technology advances like ChatGPT and window-cleaning drones to summer movie releases, the conversation continues to evolve naturally, capturing the authentic dynamic of friends who can talk about anything and everything without judgment.
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Introduction and Technical Difficulties
Speaker 1Now Mike, go ahead.
Speaker 3Congratulate. I can't hear nothing.
Speaker 1New single to change? Yeah, oh well, we got a new single from Pootie Tang Classic.
Speaker 3Classic and Pootie Tang was good. Yes, it was. Can y'all hear me in the mic, gotcha? Yeah, glad you can come along. Yes, sir, is it time to talk now?
Speaker 1Yes, sir, I think it is Introduction time.
Speaker 3Baby. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Goddamn, we are here for another week. I can't hear absolutely nothing Due to technical difficulties, but we're still here. Anyway, I hit none of these buttons. Is your headphones turned on? But we're still here. Anyway, I ain't hitting none of these buttons. Is your headphones?
Speaker 2turned on.
Speaker 3They're out there.
Speaker 2Anyway, is the left one turned up. That's a Fist of cuffs.
Speaker 3We're going to talk about John Madden 26 that just came out.
Speaker 2They still going.
Speaker 3What.
Speaker 2Man, they ain't never going to work. Hell no, they're never going to stop.
Speaker 4Can't stop, won't stop. It look like the real thing now man.
Speaker 3Oh my God, it absolutely does. And they touchdown celebration. Let me check this shit out. I'm about to go. It's insane. So what is it?
Speaker 2Madden 26 now.
Speaker 3Yeah, it just came out yesterday.
Speaker 4Nice.
Speaker 3Talk about a couple movies.
Speaker 4Did you ever get Mortal Kombat?
Speaker 3Oh no, I had Mortal Kombat, but I never bought Conan, though.
Speaker 4Oh, okay.
Speaker 3Oh, you had to buy.
Speaker 4Conan.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's $49.99. Oh man, and you get Conan Ghostface. I know what you did last summer Ghostface, right, that's Scream. John Cena Peacemaker, it was like five people for like $49.99.
Speaker 2So that's $10 a person.
Speaker 3But I was trying to hold off for Madden, but I'm still thinking about Conan man. I was like dog that cat, didn't I send y'all a little?
Speaker 4video. I was like oh snap.
Speaker 3Shit looks so tight, dog, I'm like just having them out there. I wonder what you could do. Cross-platform.
Speaker 2On what Mortal Kombat. If I got it, you got it On what? So I got Xbox.
Speaker 3Oh no, I think you can do it on whatever.
Speaker 4Yeah, I think you can do that now.
Speaker 2Play I know, it took a while. Sometimes, like the games, they have to be cross-platform rated.
Speaker 4So now you can play. Oh, like I can play someone with PlayStation with. Madden Okay.
Speaker 3But I get on that thing for pure.
Speaker 4Oh, I thought you meant somebody on PlayStation. You can play with somebody on Xbox now.
Speaker 2That's what I'm saying. No, you can play yeah.
Speaker 4I got Xbox. I don't think they'll ever do that. No, no, no, they no they have it yeah they have it. I know it's on the internet.
Speaker 2And what's the point? What's the point of even having it.
Speaker 4It's just personal preference. Now, personal preference, yeah, they had to do it because people used to.
Speaker 3Personal preference for what? So just gaming systems, PlayStation or Xbox. Yeah, oh yeah. No, that's true. Either that or some kid that came up with it in his garage and made I can't hear out my right ear.
Speaker 1Sounds like a personal problem. It really is, mr Cuffs.
Speaker 3Oh man, he said my right ear. I'm going to love that. Al, do you want y'all to know? Joe started boxing class. They say your eyesight be the first thing to go, so we just did this to document the date, how many classes a week you got Joe. Joe, we're along with you for your journey. I need three, three.
Speaker 2How long they got.
Speaker 3You look like you're slimming up already. I know.
Speaker 2You went fight camp. Oh shit, yes, sir, hey.
Speaker 3Joe said he want to get down to 212. Wait, how much did you say for real 212? Yeah Well, hey, joe said he want to get down to 212. Wait, how much did you say for real 212? Yeah Well, I said 220. He said 220. I'm about to get down to 212.
Speaker 2What's the significance of 212?
Speaker 3Shit he going to look like 1988. He going to be in his prime 1988.
Speaker 2I want to hear about this.
Speaker 1That's high school Boxing class Not 88, but it better be 98.
Speaker 2So explain the boxing class. So is it like an hour long? You just box all the entire time and sparring, no, no sparring. Can you spar?
Speaker 1Not yet. He gotta build his wind up. He gotta build his wind up.
Speaker 2I'm trying to join too.
Speaker 3This dude wanna play back.
Speaker 2I'm interested, I want to know. I'm like Joe let's go.
Speaker 1I learned to slip a jab.
Speaker 3now, hey, we got the missing formula. Man, I told you Boxing and jump rope, that's the missing formula.
Speaker 1Fuck around, let me get in shape.
Speaker 3Uh-oh.
Speaker 4It's a wrap. It's a wrap. Why's a wrap toe? Why you looking at me like that? I don't want a box.
Speaker 3Hey Joe, looking like a retired bodyguard Now he about to get in unretired shape.
Speaker 1I couldn't be no retired bodyguard. Not the way them motherfuckers snitching right now these days.
Speaker 3Motherfucker telling everything.
Speaker 2Was you ever a bouncer, Joe? No, Okay, because you look like it. I was asked to do it but I was like no, Because I know Christian was a bouncer at one point.
Speaker 3I like to drink a lot, so I don't like to drink that much, it wouldn't have been feasible for me to be a bouncer. Would you say Christian, you what I don't?
Speaker 2like to drink that much, but I do like pussy.
Speaker 3Christian, you was a bouncer. Is that why you was a?
Speaker 2bouncer. It was one of the perks.
Speaker 4Was it a perk?
Speaker 2It was a perk.
Speaker 1You, the door guy.
Speaker 2Everybody loves the door guy.
Speaker 1My best time when I was a security guard.
Speaker 4Say fuck the bouncer, Just give me a badge.
Speaker 2It was one of the easiest jobs I've had. What type of stuff would the women offer you to get in the club? I wasn't a doorman, I was just a nigga to walk around make sure nobody was drunk. Oh, okay.
Speaker 3You had to kick anybody out before oh yeah yeah, it wasn't hostile though. It was just like you had too much to drink? Yeah, and they usually know you gotta get out of here.
Speaker 2It's really on some roadhouse shit, be nice until you don't have to be nice Until you ain't never had to hem somebody up and throw them out.
Speaker 4Have to.
Speaker 2No, I didn't have to.
Speaker 4Man. You just look at him Like on JoJo Dance. I ain't messing with Christian, but still Look.
Speaker 2I didn't have to you just but I did. You wanted them Damn. One time, one time.
Speaker 4Just once. Just once. I didn't really like.
Speaker 1Bouncing. They have a habit Of like Trying to feel you out and shit. Yeah, fuck that.
Speaker 3Oh, when they see Another big dude coming in. Yeah.
Speaker 4What's going on, big man? They're trying to see how much of a challenge you're going to be too.
Speaker 1They be fucking touching on you and shit.
Speaker 4Hey man, is that real? God damn it.
Speaker 2Have you ever seen one of your colleagues get beat up though?
Speaker 1by somebody that was in there.
Speaker 2So I was at the McFadden's at Westgate right and apparently a few years before I got there it was like that. It was rowdy as all hell. Was it yeah, I guess that shit calmed down. And then you know, it was just be nice until it's time to not be nice.
Speaker 4They got a police presence over there now, that was before they had the police presence over there. Hey, we had this spot.
Speaker 3We had this spot back home called the Double Time Little hood, little juke joint. Right, it was actually a restaurant. You go in there, but you know, obviously it turned into like a little club. So they was handing out flyers one day and my dude asked for a flyer and he didn't give my dude a flyer. He knocked the nigga out for a flyer and he ain't give my dude a flyer. He knocked the nigga out.
Speaker 2Over a flyer.
Speaker 4I tried to tell y'all oh baby.
Speaker 3He was like man. Why you do that. He was like man, give me a flyer. I swear to goodness, dog, hey, those that was there, they know too. Wow, hey, we messed around. Call up Big Pete. Big Pete was there. Oh, man, they know too. Wow, hey, we mess around. Call up Big Pete. Big Pete was there. Big Pete and Lil' Keef.
Speaker 2Big Pete and Lil' Keef.
Speaker 1Oh shit, you got the bag out and everything Come on. That's Benton.
Speaker 3Joe, you know how long that's been, he's just now aware of it, cause he's. Yeah, that's been there Like five, six. He's just now aware of it because he's in there. Yeah, that's been there like five, six weeks. He's in fight mode. He's in fight mode. He's in fight mode.
Speaker 1He's in the bag with the gloves on he sees all the patterns. I got something in the truck.
Speaker 3I do a little training in the bag.
Speaker 1I got something in the truck.
Speaker 3What else gloves did they give you? The ones here I'm going to get this one.
Speaker 1Excuse me, whatever fits you. My hands are kind of fat, so I had to get some big ones. Got them big old super ones, because you got to be able to fit with the wraps on them.
Speaker 3Hey, if you could describe your boxing style, you look like a George Foreman type, like George Foreman after 45.
Speaker 2Hey, Joe went out there like this hey, no, out there like this, hey, but no listen.
Speaker 3Listen, that's funny, you mention that hey listen, how many caps was George Foreman knocking out, though?
Speaker 4Oh plenty.
Speaker 1All of them Remember what he did to Michael Moore Dude? He knocked that nigga out with a jab. I think this was his comeback.
Speaker 3This was after. Yeah, he knocked him out with a jab. I think that's what got the George Foreman grills going. Man, he was so heavy handed he jabbed that nigga and knocked him out. That's why I said that you know when you get up there and age you don't move like you do.
Speaker 1when I was amazed at how fast the motherfucker be throwing them punches On TV they just look like Doing more shit, but when you see them in person, them motherfuckers be throwing the fuck out them.
Speaker 2So you're training with dudes who have time, man.
Speaker 1Some of them, and then this karate chick.
Speaker 4No, he training with girls that have time. Big difference, bro, my fault. They get down too, though, he told me. Off the record, I have time. Hey, big difference, bro, big deal my fault, my fault. But listen, hold on, I got something to say. They get down too, though, yeah, he told me off the record.
Speaker 3But you can either go On the record.
Speaker 1Or keep it off the record Keep it off the record.
Speaker 3Hey, just tell me About some of them people. If some people Walked up on them, what'd happen? Get fucked. Walk up on them, bitches you gonna get fired.
Speaker 4You walk up on the wrong one and this bitch can fight.
Speaker 1I told my kid. I said, girl, y'all got it all wrong. You walk up on one of them, motherfuckers over there, they gonna beat the living shit out you, they gonna mop the floor with you.
Speaker 4I said I don't wanna fight nobody there.
Speaker 1I said that's not the point.
Speaker 4You ain't gonna have to wanna fight them yeah.
Speaker 1They gonna put it on you. You need to go to the gun range.
Speaker 3Remember you used to be able to walk up on people Back in the days. You used to just walk up on them and give them the one-two, Then you get your shuffle on. You can't do that no more now.
Speaker 1You can't jump on a motherfucker stepping on your shoes. You don't know who can fight you.
Speaker 3I just assume, everybody know MMA Right, even little eight-year-olds. You remember when they?
Speaker 1had that video where the two dudes attacked this girl's boyfriend and she beat the shit out of him.
Speaker 2She beat the shit out of him.
Speaker 3She beat the shit out of him. She was at MMA.
Speaker 1Yeah, some shit. She knocked them, two motherfucking boys out. She knocked them, motherfuckers out.
Speaker 3That's crazy and helped that nigga up and they walked on down the sidewalk.
Speaker 2What would you do if your chick knocked two dudes out? What?
Speaker 1would you do? No, here's my question. I'm going to kiss her. I go home and lick her ass. What would you?
Speaker 3do if your chick could knock you out? That's the real question. I don't want to get that far Sounds like she can, based on Right. I'm still going to kiss her.
Speaker 1I don't want to go home and lick her ass, that's right.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm not having no kind of disagreement. Lick her from the root of like man I said kiss the center.
Speaker 1You knocking niggas out like that. I told you I had this baby. Yeah, you look like you did. All right, don't worry.
Speaker 4You be like man. That's when you be like hey man, you know, chivalry is dead. You be like hell. No, she can handle herself. Watch.
Speaker 3Watch out bro. Hey, that's when you just go sit down.
Speaker 1She done. Knocked these motherfuckers out, right.
Speaker 3Let me go get her a drink.
Speaker 1I'm going to get her some refreshments.
Speaker 2You so fucking hot right now.
Speaker 3You're so damn sexy that will be a nice little turn on.
Speaker 1You so fucking hot right now.
Speaker 2I don't know if I'd be turned on and just be like Bullshit. Oh I know, you know, you would be.
Speaker 3She just turned around.
Speaker 2I know I will, I get walking down the street, two dudes just hey. They like hey, come here, little mom, let me slap that ass.
Speaker 3And she look at you like nigga, go ahead and go the out, hey, or somebody be like hey, your girl, look good, hold up, I'll be right back yeah, you better, you better go, try it get him, you better at least try them.
Speaker 2I mean, you know, maybe just like would you take an ass whooping over your girl? No, no, what, if? What? If you know you do the honorable thing and you square up with homeboy, he whoops you, she turns around, beat the shit out of his ass. What you doing there?
Speaker 3Ain't nothing you can do, you just got to take that L.
Speaker 1Yeah, you got to take that.
Speaker 2L.
Speaker 1I'm going to put a ring on it. You know what I mean? I slipped. You're putting a ring on that motherfucker. Man, you think she's still gonna Respect you after that though, nigga, I'm gonna cook In an apron With your ass out. Alright, melvin, you got me fucked up.
Speaker 2Oh man If this nigga beat.
Speaker 1If this nigga beat my ass Like just Literally, just beat the shit out of me and my girl come in and whoop his ass.
Speaker 2You said an apron with the ass out.
Speaker 3That's when you be like.
Speaker 1I am now Like a hospital gown Okay, hey baby, hey, baby, how many eggs you want? Be like wearing a hospital gown All the back out that bug.
Speaker 4She walk by and smack you on the ass. You just be like ooh, she's like ah.
Speaker 1You look good, you so crazy, you look good.
Speaker 2Make them eggs over easy. You fuck around and be like mister them eggs over easy you fuck around.
Speaker 1Be like mister. I said over easy bitch, these motherfucking hard boiled.
Speaker 2Oh man.
Speaker 1My bad honey, let me get some more eggs.
Speaker 4Let's see, I eat those. I eat those. Put those to the side. Those are mine. That's for me.
Speaker 1I got it confused. You need anything else. You want your orange juice freshly squeezed.
Speaker 2See man she waking up with mints on her pillows.
Speaker 1Like she in the hotel room, she ain't waking up with mints, she waking up with tongue lashing.
Speaker 2You can't break up with her because she gonna whoop your ass Like for all Curtis on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's mad.
Speaker 2You can't break up with her because she's going to whoop your ass. You're like for all Curtis on that motherfucker. Yeah, he's mad. Nothing.
Speaker 3You can't do nothing about it, I'll call the cops on her. I'll be like you hit me. I'm calling the cops For real.
Speaker 4She'll be like you going to eat your cornbread.
Speaker 3You know, I'm not that hungry.
Speaker 1I don't eat once a day anyway. Damn Steve, she gonna sound like that you gotta put a little feminine in there. Yeah, I'll tell her. You gonna eat your cone bread, I said I went to bed with Alicia and woke up with Precious man.
Speaker 4She here, you gonna eat your cone bread. She like baby, you want your cone bread. There you go, there you you go.
Speaker 1Want some butter on that, want some more of this whipped butter I got you.
Speaker 3That's a little bit better right there. That's crazy, though, man.
Speaker 4That shit would be hilarious though. That would be hilarious, I'd be like look. Where you trading at Shit, we going over there together. Yeah, like that can scrap you. Sit up here. That would be hilarious.
Speaker 3I'd be like look, I was like where you trading at Shit we going over there together, let's go. Yeah, like that can scrap.
Speaker 1You sit up here.
Speaker 3Just think like Papoose. You think Papoose. Oh yeah, He'll get knocked out by his chick Clarissa.
Speaker 2Shields Hell yeah, oh wait, hold up, hold up. Yeah, he with Remy Ma, oh shit really. Yeah. Nah, he with Clarissa Shield.
Dating Dynamics and Relationship Rules
Speaker 3He's not the man in that relationship. She'll knock me out. I'm like hold on.
Speaker 4I'ma take Amanda Nunes. She'll knock me out. I'll knock her right back out too.
Speaker 2She might be around trying to peg your ass afterwards. You gonna let her peg you, steve, you fool.
Speaker 3Oh, so y'all done, got wild.
Speaker 2I know why you gotta take it there, man. There you go again. I'm just saying Every week man Every fucking week, man, you got homosexual shit. Well, I'm the one who brought it up. This time he brought it up Only because you know she plays for that team hey listen, I just added on to it, oh.
Speaker 3I piggybacked. Oh, that's Amanda Nunez. Yeah, she's real, real tough, huh. Yeah she tough.
Speaker 4The chick who beat the shit out of Ronda Rousey. Yeah, she's tough and Cyborg and Cyborg. She beat the brakes off Cyborg hey it was artificial Dang it man that just took away my dream man yeah no.
Speaker 1She plays for the other side. Her girl had the baseball.
Speaker 2Oh, I thought she had the baseball.
Speaker 3Hey, I'm going to tell y'all right now you niggas better be careful what y'all saying.
Speaker 2I know right On these airways. I'm not saying nothing, that's not factual. Hey, you gyms around here, what?
Speaker 4happened to Howard Stern. What happened to Howard? Oh man, he said some stupid shit.
Speaker 2And they canceled his show. He's done. Oh he done. He done because of some shit.
Speaker 4Howard.
Speaker 1Stern.
Speaker 4Yeah, they took him off of Sirius.
Speaker 1Look the shit up, man.
Speaker 2Look the shit up Howard Stern built Sirius. That's crazy.
Speaker 3Hey well, joe's going to be the one to get us taken off.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no, it'll be, it'll be. Hey man, google it listen, I'm smart brother I'm smart brother, you have to deal with manipulation.
Speaker 2Listen, I know how to manipulate my words.
Speaker 1I was at work one day and one of my co-workers Told me. I said, man. I said you can't do that, bro, you gonna get in trouble. He said, no, I ain't gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 2You gonna get in trouble, y'all already think I'm an idiot. Well dammit, if I'm going down, y'all going down with it.
Speaker 1I said you right, bro, I better clean this shit up.
Speaker 3I'm way right One day ago, huh.
Speaker 2I'm weak. I'm weak One day ago huh, what happened?
Speaker 3See Steve's staying up on the news. I told you, I just heard it on the radio.
Speaker 1He about 75 years old, so what?
Speaker 3happened? Howard Stern? Still, all he's going to do is just do a podcast.
Speaker 2He built serious. Yeah, he don't surprise.
Speaker 1He built serious, yeah, yeah I don't think it's fair that a celebrity do podcasts and then have celebrity friends on them oh yeah, everybody think it's a hit.
Speaker 3That's why we're the nobody's talking podcast, because we are regular people. We don't have any celebrity friends.
Speaker 2Yet and we have regular stories he getting canceled for political reasons.
Speaker 3From regular people.
Speaker 2So these niggas stop offending everybody, that's why we don't discuss this. He hated anyone who voted for Donald Trump. That ain't why they canceled. That's why they canceled. That's what it says here.
Speaker 1That's what they say Winston ain't got canceled, canceled. That's why they canceled. That's what it says here.
Speaker 2That's what they say what's the name that? Got canceled too. Who Stephen Colbert? Yeah, oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah, what was that about? I saw that.
Speaker 1Because he said that Paramount bribed him.
Speaker 2I shouldn't have said that, though Did y'all see that the creators of South Park signed a one point five billion dollar deal Really With Paramount. One point five. Paramount just got bought out.
Speaker 3Hey, if we sign a one point five billion dollar deal. Just remember, Joe said he's fine not being paid. We all heard.
Speaker 1I'm serious, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2Joe ain't showing up, no more 1.5 billion Billion.
Speaker 3With a fee.
Speaker 2Shit Ain't got nothing to do. 1.5 Nah, all you gotta do?
Speaker 1Is somebody gonna leave A couple cases of beer In my garage?
Speaker 4I know that. I know somebody Gonna do that. Wait, couple bottles, what was that stuff? 847 or whatever. 1738, 1738.
Speaker 2Good stuff, Joe don't worry, we got you 1738.
Speaker 1And some motherfucking Shea Shea and some Shea Shea. Get you some Shea Shea Is that in stores Not here it's hard to find.
Speaker 3I didn't think so. What about the?
Speaker 2What's up with your boy?
Speaker 3though. Remember the Vuelo, remember DeVuelo, remember the one that there was, remember I sent you a picture.
Speaker 2He was like oh, that's the good stuff right there, yeah it is.
Speaker 3I haven't seen it anywhere here. You ain't going to see it.
Speaker 2Man Y'all hear about speaking of Shea Shea. Shout out to Club Shea Shea, but some chick.
Speaker 3He ain't do nothing. Crazy, did he no?
Speaker 2Him and Ocho, he retired a chick off of OF.
Speaker 4What Based on a settlement.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2That's why he got fired from ESPN.
Speaker 1No, what happened was oh, it's another chick, or the same girl, it's another one.
Speaker 4Hold on. Hold on hold on.
Speaker 1We don't fact check here. Just put that out there, he got a fact check, but I think what happened was there you go. Messed up her marital status Allegedly Allegedly, when they were talking about her and she sued him for that hey who heard the story about it was. Oh, you know what it was. It was a chick that took the picture with Usher.
Speaker 3Okay, you know how Usher do the Right right, right, right, right yeah.
Speaker 1And they got on the podcast Saying stuff like oh, you know her Blah blah, blah Going on a divorce and all that old shit, blah, blah, blah and that's all.
Speaker 4That's all they pretty much said, so it was like defamation. Yeah, it was a defamation.
Speaker 3You allowed to say that.
Speaker 1You can't say Nothing, apparently not. Because them motherfuckers Been sued them, not Because them motherfuckers sued him because they said she sued him because she said they got her marital status wrong.
Speaker 4Yeah, not when you got money. You can't just say anything.
Speaker 1She said they got a marital status wrong, nothing wrong about that they got the marital status wrong. Ojo Cinco disappeared and then left.
Speaker 2So they ain't been on the they ain't been on. Really, it was a little white chick I was talking about.
Speaker 1Oh, you talking about the cheek chick? He won 5,000 for cheek.
Speaker 3Yeah, he might be talking about her.
Speaker 1Yeah, cause she uh that one one, it was that was the one Did he give her like 23 million or something that's the one that was suing him for assault and all that shit and he was saying we were role playing. He was like yeah, bitch, you're going to take the dick. All kinds of shit. Allegedly he said we were role playing. He said we were role playing.
Speaker 4That's why you keep the cameras in the corner. He said you know you want them to slap the shit, that's exactly why you keep the cameras in the corner.
Speaker 1He said you know you want him to slap the shit.
Speaker 4That's exactly why you keep the cameras in the corner.
Speaker 1He was talking about how he was going to spank her and slap her and shit.
Speaker 4She come on up in there and you'd be like, yeah, but see, they've been doing this shit for years, though.
Speaker 1They've been fucking around for years, like Put the sign on your house that says enter these premises. Yeah, like Trey Songz. Trey Songz got that, you don't even have to do that.
Speaker 4You don't have to, no, but anyway, I already said I'm going to put it on In Arizona, you can record any person.
Speaker 1You can record any party as long as one of the party know about it, even if that party's you.
Speaker 4What hey?
Speaker 1Residence lawyer party knew about it, even if that party's you, hey, residence lawyer as long as one, party as long as one party. I can record all this shit right here, right I?
Speaker 3know it's being recorded.
Speaker 4I'll just tell y'all these premises may be recorded. That's right, these premises may be recorded. It's up to you. See, that's right, these premises may be recorded. So it's up to you on what you want to do, and here's another thing.
Speaker 1So no, go ahead. A fucked up Arizona law is all y'all people talking about these bad parents and shit. You can leave your goddamn kid at home by they self. Don't give a two shit how old it is, really.
Speaker 4But you can't leave him in the back of the car.
Speaker 1You can't leave them in the back of the car, no, you can't Exactly See, so they do give a shit. Arizona don't really have a law Like you know how they say oh yeah, you got to be 14, 15 for you to stay in the car.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, like in Illinois, you got to be 12. That ain't true.
Speaker 3Yeah, I was at home by myself, way before. That ain't true? And then it would just sit up there.
Speaker 4I remember my mama told me not to open the door for nobody, Not even me. Nigga I got a key.
Speaker 3Don't touch the stove, man I looked out the hole.
Speaker 4I seen her out there. She knocked on the door and I opened it. Didn't I tell you not to open?
Speaker 1this door for nobody.
Speaker 4I slammed it in her face.
Speaker 1My mama left. She still with mine. Shit. My mama left, my mama left. We was in there Making egg salad sandwiches and all kinds of shit.
Speaker 4You remember Egg salad sandwiches? Hell yeah.
Speaker 1I don't know if it's the mayonnaise Back in those days.
Speaker 4But that shit was good. Hell yeah, my mama made it with Miracle Whip, so I know.
Spaghetti Debates and Nostalgic Foods
Speaker 3Oh, hey, I got something. I'm glad we got the resident cook Right here. Yeah, shout out to the 520 Podcast Jeff T, okay, dj Wells. I know I hear somebody say Malcolm and Mike, freaky Mike. Anyway, shout out to them. Cats, let's talk about spaghetti. We're going to go around the room. We can start with you or whatever. How do you make spaghetti, how do you make yours or how do you serve it? I don't want it separate. You serve it separate.
Speaker 1Well, you don't mix it in the pot.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1You let the person mix it.
Speaker 3Okay, how do you make yours?
Speaker 4We always made ours together. It was like goulash.
Speaker 3Guess what Always made it together. Oh, I know I'm going to skip him.
Speaker 2Because I know they're just split.
Speaker 3No, go ahead, go on no.
Speaker 4Hey, he's not. I know he thought I figured it out. Why you skipping me? Hold on.
Speaker 2I was surprised, no, but then he's like a. Yeah.
Speaker 1He's a. He's a. It's separate Snooty.
Speaker 3He's a snooty cook Because you got to look good when you give him the plate. Guess what? Yeah, no, ours is always together, together.
Speaker 2Ours is always together, together.
Speaker 3Together, separate, separate.
Speaker 1Okay, it's gotta look good, cause you gotta lay the bed Now.
Speaker 4See, that's how I do it now.
Speaker 1But growing up Shit.
Speaker 3No, it was always together. That's why we did it growing up. The only reason I started Making it separate Even now I want it together it's because Some people want it just regular sauce and some people want it.
Speaker 4Meat sauce, that was it.
Speaker 2Speaking of together I think I do still Do it separate.
Speaker 3In a little bit we're gonna talk about the movie together when it was there, oh, I haven't seen it, but that look. Oh, I ain't gonna say nothing but good and it's great. It's good so yeah, now it's separate. That's all I'm gonna say. It's good.
Speaker 4Now Growing up Cause. Everybody you know got allergies and different stuff vegan versus whatever.
Speaker 1Actually, you had allergies and you just ate that shit and broke out.
Speaker 2I just put it all in one pot. Yeah, yeah, it saves time.
Speaker 4Big penitentiary pot man, the motherfucker's so big you got to stir it like this yeah, that's what I'm saying Exactly Now. The only time it went together was if there was leftovers.
Speaker 1Hey, you a food it on the pot and then you mix it all together and then you put it in a storage container and put it in the refrigerator.
Speaker 2That's the only time you did that, but it was never leftovers, it's so much better the next day man for real.
Speaker 3That shit's so good. I like leftover spaghetti.
Speaker 4Hey, wait, wait, wait, Hold on, hold on, hold on. Uh, speaking of spaghetti, who here done had a spaghetti sandwich?
Speaker 3Oh, I had a spaghetti sandwich. It's almost like Sloppy.
Speaker 4Joe, I know he'd say, yeah, no, never had a spaghetti sandwich. I just sopped up the sauce with a piece of bread.
Speaker 2What you mean, nigga?
Speaker 4With bread.
Speaker 3Yeah, with bread, nigga, it was a sandwich Put the wonder bread.
Speaker 2Oh shit, I guess I have to Smack that shit on some bread, put a slice of cheese on it. A slice of cheese. Good ass, hell yeah.
Speaker 4What kind of cheese, Steve American cheese Government.
Speaker 3Craig Listen, I told you Government cheese nigga.
Speaker 1Hey, tell me this Government.
Speaker 3Tell me when you grew up, you didn't eat your hamburgers with the regular bread.
Speaker 2Light bread no, no, we always yeah, you didn't always have hamburger buns. We ain't never had no buns, hell no.
Speaker 3Light bread, yeah.
Speaker 2We just always had the white, but we did have hot dog buns, that's what we called it light bread Light bread.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, we had hot dog buns be a greasy spot in the middle of your sandwich.
Speaker 3I told you we went over my boys house one time and then and I'm talking about when we had hamburgers, it was the meat, ketchup, the bread, that's it, let me tell you. I went over my boys. They had onions and lettuce and mustard and relish and cheese. I was sitting up here like, oh, but now remember, he stayed with both his parents and condiments.
Speaker 1I lived in my parent's household. These niggas had condiments.
Speaker 4We didn't even have that, we were just trying to make it. We had mayonnaise. What is this?
Speaker 3Condiments Ketchup.
Speaker 4Mustard has been in the refrigerator for six months.
Speaker 1We very rarely had hamburgers. I mean, we rarely. Even now, I don't really fuck with hamburgers like that. You don't make hamburgers, you don't make houseburgers I make them, but I don't let the kids run wild.
Speaker 3Joe, a food snooty man, we country man. We had pork chop sandwiches and shit. You need to start talking with your kinky finger. We ain't fucking with no hamburgers.
Speaker 2Well, pork chop was cheaper than hamburger, though I don't need hamburgers, pork chop sandwiches, man.
Speaker 3I don't need hamburgers. A couple years back.
Speaker 2I went over to Joe's house and ate for the first time.
Speaker 3Let this man be as much of a snob as he wants to be. What did he make for your mom?
Speaker 2Oh, you made the cream cheese pecan pie.
Speaker 4Yeah, oh yeah, see, damn, joe said yeah.
Speaker 3Hey, joe, joe Joe said that's my daughter's favorite and that's the only time Joe be super, super positive when he talk about cooking.
Speaker 4And his daughters.
Speaker 3Yeah. He ain't positive about that either. Anything else?
Speaker 2Anything else it should be down the tubes Cooking.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, my cooking is fantastic.
Speaker 1Oh, no, man Matter of fact I need to get me some tomahawks.
Speaker 4That nigga frowning on you. I'm on a mayonnaise sandwich, what you gonna make some tomahawks, you gonna make mayonnaise sandwiches at my house.
Speaker 3What you making tomorrow, Joe. What's on the menu? What you did. If it's tomahawks, I'm coming over. I know you probably made nothing today.
Speaker 1No, I'm going to take it easy. I'm going to try to. You got to understand. I'm going back to Alabama.
Speaker 2Are you talking?
Speaker 4about cowboy steaks. Yeah, you call them tomahawks. That's what they are. I thought they was called cowboy steaks.
Speaker 1Bro, this is my brother. I guess a cowboy steak would have the short bone and a tomahawk would be the long bone.
Speaker 4Smack that motherfucker with the bone.
Speaker 1What cut of meat is that Rib eye?
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, hey that motherfucker good Thick ass. My brother made me one. He said Steve. I said I know you don't eat steak, but you're gonna like this motherfucker man, I ate. That motherfucker clinked the bone.
Speaker 3God damn, bro, you did your thing on this, but I will eat it. Did he grill it?
Speaker 1Yeah, he sliced that motherfucker up and made some nigga tacos man.
Speaker 4that shit was good Nigga tacos man. I made them in my mouth.
Speaker 3Well you got to go ahead and explain that, because then you're just going to need the people we don't do carne asada.
Speaker 1Nigga, we eat ribeyes, so you got to tell the people. The difference Shout out to all our Germany people. I know we got other people, I just always forget it's always Germany. So Germany, we love y'all, we do. I don't care how much you marinate.
Speaker 2Everybody else do Especially.
Speaker 1Puerto Rico. Get you a nice ribeye Eat. What you can, cut that bitch up. Make some tacos off that motherfucker.
Speaker 4Yeah, that motherfucker was like $50 normally, but it was half price for $25.
Speaker 2So we bought like three of those. Oh the steak box. It ain't cheap. You go to a restaurant, them motherfuckers is like $100.
Speaker 4Actually we got $4,400. That's what it was. That's what he got.
Speaker 1Yeah, somebody called me the other day. See, they had $4,400.
Speaker 4Off a truck.
Speaker 3No, it's at Sam's.
Speaker 4I gotta be buying shit off the truck, man, because I'm from the ghetto, not you, joe buys them off the truck what you?
Speaker 2could do, though, is get you a slab from either Sam's or Costco and cut that bitch up.
Speaker 1Well, not the tomahawk though. Well, no, not the tomahawk, but you can get a prime rib.
Speaker 4You see, prime cut it up yeah, yeah, they got well Costco you know, they got the strips they got the fil, I see a dude buy one that was this big. He cut that motherfucker and made like 20 steaks out of it. Really. Yeah, my neighbor did.
Speaker 1It depends on how thick.
Speaker 3You cut them, though. What's the best part, or what's the best piece of the steak or the?
Speaker 2cow. What's the best? Cut steak.
Speaker 1I'm a ribeye guy.
Speaker 2Ribeye. I like ribeyes. Ribeyes have the best flavor, it's the same as a prime rib. Ribeyes have the best flavor.
Speaker 1They got the most fat? No, they don't have the most fat, but they have just the right amount, yeah.
Speaker 2I've had some fat-ass ribeyes. They're not like good fat, but just super fatty.
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Speaker 3It's not like he describing a chick super fatty, he's describing a chick. She was good fat, not like fat fat.
Speaker 2She was athletic. Fat had a few of them too.
Speaker 4She was athletic fat. She wasn't a bad fat.
Speaker 2She was an athletic catcher.
Speaker 3Shout out to all my fat girls we love y'all.
Speaker 1Don't bother me.
Speaker 2Do something, to do something that's right. Little weight don't bother me.
Speaker 1Do something, to do something. That's right. Little weight don't bother me, I'm right, not when you bought my weight.
Speaker 4When you my weight yeah Under, we cool. It's just when you start exceeding my weight by like 100 pounds, then I that's the cut off.
Speaker 2That's the cut off. He said when you weigh more than me by 100 pounds. He said when you were more than me by a hundred pounds.
Speaker 3He went extreme. He said by about a hundred.
Speaker 4I'm sure you're going to still take her down, though I can still beat you. I can beat you and I can squat you. But, man, that's a lot of work, let me tell you. A lot of work, but it's not for the faint hearted person.
Speaker 2You gotta have a strong mind, you gotta have a strong heart. You gotta have some hard.
Speaker 3BO and a strong bed. You see that girl, you got me going, you gotta have a strong mind I'll be real, though Go take it down.
Speaker 4I thought you were serious. It's not for girl. You got to have a strong heart. I thought you were going to be serious.
Speaker 2It's not for the faint of heart you got to have a strong heart.
Speaker 3Yeah, we fell off the rails. We're going to be happy.
Speaker 4You got to have a strong heart. You got to have a strong back. You got to have a strong heart.
Speaker 2No, not necessarily.
Speaker 1You got to. No, they're back. No, they'll take care of you. She eat more than me, real shit.
Speaker 4They're going to take care of you. We got a serious question.
Speaker 2Who do you think can take it better, big girls or little girls?
Speaker 4Little girls, little girls, take that shit. You think yeah, yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3I'm just speaking from big girls.
Speaker 2I'm speaking, speaking from Big girls Big girls can't take no, I'll say it.
Speaker 1I'll say it Big girls can't take no dick. You don't think they can take it? Nah, they can't.
Speaker 2Them little girls. They taking that shit All the way to they stomach.
Speaker 4You seen that From the poke out her belly button. Listen.
Speaker 3No, I'm gonna tell you why. Big girls.
Speaker 1A little girl, because you know.
Speaker 3When you get next to the cooch, the big girls have that extra thigh meat in there. So then when you kind of hit the big girl they bottom, it's kind of shallow. But then with the little tiny little girls and they sitting up here telling you to like go deeper yeah, and then you looking through your phone like where is it? Let me see you searching Deeper 602.
Speaker 2Hello, can I speak to deeper please?
Speaker 1See, I need you to come over here. Little girls, you got to do like a wishbone.
Speaker 4Yeah, get deep in that, motherfucker. You got to let them open.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You got to go deep in them, little bitter ones.
Speaker 4Toes to the head boy. You got to do it with a big girl. You got to do that with a big girl.
Speaker 1Yeah, you can get in that motherfucker go mid-shaft, you good.
Speaker 2No, you do still do it with the big girls, though, yeah you can Y'all know we're creating controversy, no go ahead, Let it go.
Speaker 4And another thing you get everything she can call in and be like I beg to differ. Who A big girl? Yeah, I thought you called somebody's name.
Speaker 1I said, oh, If everything get wet, if it pops out, you just keep on moving. If everything get wet, if it pops out, you just keep on moving.
Speaker 4He said what's that? An armpit.
Speaker 1I think, I missed that one. I think I missed that one. You never been with a big girl, I guess not. That's why you missed that one. Oh man that motherfucker pop out, you keep on moving. See everything wet. We cool moving Everything wet. You get everything wet. It pops out. You might get it back in. You might go another way. You gonna get something, you might drop it in a wrinkle. Keep on going.
Speaker 3Oh my lord.
Speaker 4That was a wave pool, joe. What's the biggest girl you built? The biggest, oh my.
Speaker 2Lord, I dropped it in the wave. It was a wave pool. Joe, what's the biggest girl you built? The biggest?
Speaker 1The largest, I don't know. I woke up on a bunk bed, damn.
Speaker 4Was you on the bottom?
Speaker 1No, I've been dead, bro. That's what I'm saying. I woke up like I was on a bunk bed. I rolled up and I was like, oh shit, that ain't a bunk bed.
Speaker 2I rolled up and I was like, oh shit, that ain't a bunk bed, I'm dead. He fell out.
Speaker 1Oh man. I crawled out the window that was my younger days. Bro Crawled right on out the window. Boy, I got to go. Did you call?
Speaker 2him back. No, you didn't go back for a second.
Speaker 1No, that motherfucker found me at the park though, damn At the park. Yeah yeah, I drove off that tore all her fingernails off. That motherfucker had a grab hold of my car. I drove off and tore all them fingernails off. I got to go. Don't ever come up to me in public like that I'm dead man, never, ever ever. I can't even make this shit up. Ever, come here.
Speaker 4I'll come see you. You don't come see me, I'll come see you.
Speaker 1We alright, though that was a good old day. You get fucked up and shit Go get you about 16 tacos and shit from Jack in the Box.
Speaker 4She ate 8 of them she ate a hell of a lot.
Speaker 1I ate about 10. I ate about 10 myself.
Speaker 2Shit.
Speaker 1I ate 10 Before I got there.
Speaker 2They say how many beers Till she look good? She a good, solid 20 I wouldn't have I wouldn't have Pick it like that.
Speaker 1I mean, you know I was drinking gin then, damn, I wasn't that picky like that. I mean, you know I was drinking gin then, though, damn, I wasn't bought a Bumper Face. That was good. Gin will make you sick. You ever drink Bumper Face.
Speaker 2No, I never drank Bumper Face.
Speaker 4Sipping on gin and juice Lay back Boy.
Speaker 1You remember them days on that Bumper.
Speaker 4Face you already know Shit.
Speaker 1That's when I first started drinking.
Speaker 2She didn't make you sin boy. Yeah, they got a distinct flavor. I don't really like that.
Speaker 1No, bro, that shit, that Bumpy Face. I didn't drink it straight. And then the thing was with Bumpy Face, you drank that shit boy. Your dick stay hard all goddamn night man Boy. You go in that motherfucker and just act a fool. Act a fool.
Speaker 3That's what Luna got it from Act a fool boy, oh, don't you drink, no more of that shit come over here.
Speaker 4I tried to go to sleep.
Speaker 1I gotta go to work in the morning I used to tell you don't you drink, no more of that shit. Come over here, what else you fuck you up like that goddamn. And we used to drink cisco oh yeah, hey, Cisco boy that shit there was poison.
Speaker 3Yeah, I heard that called Cisco Liquid Crack.
Speaker 1That shit was poison and you never know what you get. You drink one bottle goddamn one day and you fucked up and in one bottle you take two of them bitches.
Speaker 4Never knew. I just kept it simple with the four locos and I was cool, cool.
Speaker 1Nah damn, nah, nah, nah. I just kept it simple With the four locos and I was cool, cool, nah, Nah, nah, when that motherfucker First came out hey. I'm telling you I'm gonna. Call a suit of fine wines. That shit was cray cray when that shit first came out, you could only drink One of them, that's all it needed.
Speaker 4I drank a half of one, that's all.
Speaker 2I think I sipped one once. You drank one of them motherfuckers.
Speaker 4It was a wrap, I would drink one at the beginning of the night and then, if I got lucky, I took the other half at the end of the night.
Speaker 1They pulled them motherfuckers, off the shelf and put that new shit on there, and that shit went with the dance. But, that original shit. Yeah the four locals got banned right. The original shit that shit was off the chain. I'm for real, bro. The original shit Fuck you that shit was off the chain, bro. Yeah, I can't do it. I'm for real, bro. The original shit I know. Yeah, that four low-code original shit. I think I was in college when motherfuckers was drinking.
Speaker 2that I never touched it.
Speaker 1I would keep a can with me. Man, I'd drink some of everything.
Speaker 4Never know what might happen tonight.
Speaker 1You remember when you first got in you guy remember he used to drink their private stock. Hell yeah, dog and you get fucked up, you get fucked up and try to figure that top out.
Speaker 1You've been that motherfucker for about two hours trying to figure out what the fuck that top meant, because they put puzzles on the bottom of the top, right, and you got to figure them out and see what the fuck they did, what they meant, what they trying to say, right, and you be fucked up drinking that shit and you trying to figure out this top man Fuck this top and next thing you know you have a whole bottle full of a whole drawer full of tops when you sober up, you trying to figure them motherfuckers out.
Speaker 4Man, there it is, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. It took me forever.
Speaker 1I mean just, for example, it'll just have like an I and then have like a letter and then have another I. Oh, it'll be all cryptic and shit. Damn. So you had to sit there and figure that shit out, right, you'd be fucked.
Speaker 2That'd keep you off the streets. Man, I'm a shit. No, it didn't. It didn't keep you off the streets, hell.
Speaker 4no, it just kept us all in the barracks looking at them motherfucking tops, drunk as fuck.
Speaker 1Exactly. They didn't keep us nobody off the goddamn street, not where we was at. And then, like it was fucked up, because you was on base right, you could get a half a gallon of liquor for $6. Yeah, and the motherfucking 12-pack of beer was like $3. Yeah, or whatever the fuck it was. Man, we just man we stayed fucked up.
Speaker 4Those good prices Stay fucked up on the weekend.
Speaker 1Locked up.
Speaker 4Hey, hey, we need somebody to go down to the mess hall. We need somebody to go down to the warehouse. Yeah, I can't drive.
Speaker 1We get fucked up. And we get so fucked up we put them goddamn coveralls on and walk to the child hall at midnight and pretend we working, because it's for the people that work at night.
Speaker 2Oh yeah because they didn't have food.
Speaker 4That was a good thing, though, man See.
Speaker 1And then you be fucked up, right, but they'll make Whatever you want. I want some motherfucker, I want goddamn.
Speaker 4I want a cheese Arlo with grits on it.
Speaker 1They be like Alright, that sound good, that motherfucker.
Speaker 2Hey, I'll tell you, man, that's where I was at, though they hook you up, dog, I did not skip Midrash for nothing.
Speaker 1I'd wake up. I mean, I work days, nigga. I'd get up At motherfucking midnight 11.30. Put my uniform on, go right down to the child man.
Speaker 3And grub.
Speaker 1Shit. Get ham and cheese, pancakes, every goddamn thing, and then they would. If you wanted a hamburger, them motherfuckers, make a hamburger for you that shit was crazy. And then you had the choice of juice or milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk all that shit strawberry milk. Man, I'm telling you, midrash was as that I remember the quick, the quick strawberry milk.
Speaker 3That's all I remember that's what they had.
Speaker 1Yeah, the quick strawberry milk. I kept it in my room. That's what they had at the chow hall.
Speaker 4All the sugar come up there and be like two scoops.
Speaker 3I remember drinking that as a kid. I don't think I could drink it now. I don't think I'll I don.
Speaker 4I just stopped drinking that shit maybe 10 years ago, when I started doing all my little Daniel Fads and stuff, yeah, yeah, that's when I stopped drinking. I had to stop buying it because, you know, because it got all the sugar in it yeah. That was it. But yeah, man, I used to fuck that shit up.
Speaker 2Man that doing fucking the powder, I tell you.
Speaker 3And then Mix it with the powder and then, once you put, it with the spoon in there.
Speaker 1Take them to your room.
Speaker 2Take it to the head.
Speaker 1I used to savor it.
Speaker 2I used to mix it and I'd just drink it with the spoon.
Speaker 4So I wouldn't even drink it up, that's crazy.
Speaker 2I was one of them kids who put sugar on every bit of cereal. So I put sugar like frosted flakes. Wow.
Speaker 1Yes, I know you was bouncing off the wall we didn't have nasty quick, we just had that old school cocoa powder that was a cocoa powder.
Speaker 2I know what you're talking about. Yeah, my mom had that team no, that's.
Speaker 1That's like eight years yeah and then it never, went bad.
Speaker 3No, it makes't make it so bad.
Speaker 1If you wanted the shit to mix with the milk, you had to heat it up.
Speaker 4That shit wouldn't even mix, right it'd be all cloudy and clumpy, put you some sugar in that shit, you just sitting there just trying to stir it trying to get the clumps off, you just want some chocolate milk.
Speaker 1You gotta let that shit chill. But you know how, like we were kids and my mom, she wouldn't take us nowhere, because we were kids and we'd go to the store with her and shit and she'd be, going grocery shopping, right? So when she ain't looking, we'd just start throwing shit in the basket. All the shit you want, goddamn cookie crisp, all kinds of shit, right.
Speaker 3Cookie crisp is good. We'd get to the cash register.
Speaker 1Cookie crisp. Yeah, they start bringing that shit up when they get to the bottom of that. It'll be all kinds of shit and you say what the? That's why nobody can take y'all nowhere out there and where she let you keep it though sometimes. Yeah, but see, if you let you keep it, you had to eat it before you get home because too many of us, oh damn.
Speaker 2Damn so you couldn't even savor it she let you Wait, hold on. You had to eat it before you got home. Man, my mama would have whooped my ass Like hold on, you better save some of that.
Speaker 1No, you get the man, but they had good shit back in the day. They had them pack of three donuts. Remember them donuts that.
Speaker 2Damn.
Speaker 1It was in a pack of three, bro. Them motherfuckers was good. Too much sugar.
Speaker 2They just don't have that shit no more. See, that's why black folks have heart issues now.
Speaker 1And the moon pies was big as your motherfucking head back in them days, them motherfuckers about Now they all look like. They look like cupcakes and shit they down you couldn't, you, couldn't man listen. You literally had to share a goddamn double thing, like one of them double ones.
Speaker 4Double stuff, double stuff, moon pie, you had to share that motherfucker.
Speaker 1That bitch would suck up all your saliva out your mouth. You couldn't spit for like five, ten minutes Eat, one of them. Motherfuckers by yourself.
Speaker 4Right.
Speaker 1And remember the stage planks, them damn graham crackers, them big old motherfuckers like this shout out to Sterling.
Speaker 3I just want to say that stage planks uh, oh what he saying, we call them stage planks shout out to Sterling graham crackers with the little frosting on top of them.
Speaker 4Well, he said no yep, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 10l.
Speaker 2Shout out Sterling.
Speaker 3Hey, that's what boxing class gets you Quick question. That's what I'm talking about. Alright, everybody, somebody said quick question.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3I got a question real quick. This is the question for the week. Yeah, this is gonna be the question. We ain't got. We got some coins. You don't have no coin.
Speaker 1We got Bitcoin.
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Speaker 4Come on, this is it. I just want to get your, your take on this. I had a friend right Okay, they been with their girl For like five years. The girl said he was always at work and she messed around and slept with a co-worker. Now she came back, they just had a kid together too, came back and said that I had to. She said I slept with him because I was lonely and you don't give me any attention when you are at home. So I was just wondering would you forgive or would you forget? Forgive or would you like, yeah, forgive her for sleeping with a co-worker or leave her?
Speaker 3how many years has? It been five years and they got a kid ain't no time I'm leaving her and that goddamn kid is the kid mine, yeah, the kid you're, oh yeah, I'm really so she slept with him.
Speaker 2So she slept with him because that was her reason. Because he was always working he's never there.
Speaker 4He's never there.
Speaker 1But he's working though.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's what I say.
Speaker 1So she just cheated on him.
Speaker 4Would you trust her? Would you trust her to give her another chance? You ain't going to trust that bitch Hell. No, I ain't trust her. I ain't trust her, I'm just asking. No, you ain't.
Speaker 2He ain't either. No, he ain't either.
Speaker 1Hey, five years bro, but no, Did he stay.
Speaker 2I know it's long, but it ain't If it was 20 years that's different Five years. Yeah, covid was five years ago, right.
Speaker 1Like 20 years, I can see, because you know you'd be like, hey, you know what 20 years we've been together. 20 years I get it. Whatever the fuck you got to be like a real nigga. Go and get your dick come out Period.
Speaker 4That's what I was thinking too.
Speaker 1I was like man Five years married.
Speaker 4Let's just say y'all was married. It's been like 10, 15 or even 20 years, because you can be like, okay, yeah, you can forgive her then Because.
Speaker 1But five years though, see, I don't think She'll be able to distinguish the difference between Lust and love. Yeah, ah, that's just my opinion, because women, if she slept with a motherfucker, if he put it on her, she probably be like I don't know if I love him. I don't know.
Speaker 3You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1They can't distinguish the difference. You're a man, you know it's lust right in the beginning. It's lust and it's all there ever gonna be. It's lust.
Speaker 4You can fuck this motherfucker for see, it takes two. You can fuck this motherfucker 15 years.
Speaker 2It takes two, though, so I be thinking motherfuckers both fucking lust. Five years, yeah, what do?
Speaker 4you mean it takes two. I mean it takes two to change. I ain't going to blame a man. A man he can fuck, that's. He knew she was married Huh.
Speaker 2Did he know she was married? The dude she. We don't give a fuck about him.
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't know. I don't know a fuck about him?
Speaker 1I don't know about that dude.
Speaker 4A dude gonna do what the girl let him do yeah.
Speaker 1Right, he gonna do what he gonna do. He ain't gonna go no further than she let him.
Speaker 4Hey, I ain't blame him, I blame her ass. Yeah, nah, but five years she done. All he did was ass.
Speaker 1And five years, apparently, is not enough for her to be faithful.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's what I said.
Speaker 1But you know, but the thing is, the typical thing that always got to be victims.
Speaker 2Women.
Speaker 4Females.
Speaker 1Why is that?
Speaker 4Why does a?
Speaker 1female feel like they're the victim. See, I'm a victim now because you didn't pay me no attention, because men cheat on them all the time.
Speaker 2Because you was working hard.
Speaker 4See, men cheat on them all the time. So let's okay, let's flip the road, okay, no, Say I'm a stay at home dad. My wife is out there working, she pays all the bills and she come home every night. She come home every three weeks. Now I'm up here.
Speaker 2I'm gonna stay at home dad, I don't have a job I don't have a job, you just stay at home.
Speaker 4She is supporting everything that I'm doing. I'm doing the laundry, I'm doing the dishes, I'm cooking dinner, I'm grilling, I'm making sure she's all taken care of. What kind kind of car I got? What kind of car you want? She making the money, nigga. What kind of car you want? It ain't no Lambo, I tell you that. And she knocking niggas out in the street too.
Speaker 2Let's not forget about that.
Speaker 1Yeah, all I got to say is one thing you got a Dodge Challenger, you got a Dodge.
Speaker 4Challenger. Listen she make it. You got a Dodge Challenger. You got a scat cat FNXXcom.
Speaker 2Scat cat, scat cat. Hey, if she make it $250,000 a year, take it from me Right, listen hey you cheat on her.
Speaker 1I ain't going to cheat you cheat on her no no, no, I ain't gonna cheat though you cheat on her.
Speaker 4I'm just saying.
Speaker 2Does she have every right To leave me Right? Does she have?
Speaker 1every right To leave you or should she keep you oh she gonna leave.
Speaker 4Exactly Nigga. It's a wild. That's what I was just saying. I said flip the script.
Speaker 1We flipping the script.
Speaker 2Especially only five years in. Yeah.
Speaker 1But I'm a man, though, and I'm at home, but I'm a man though.
Speaker 4I at home.
Speaker 2That sounds like an excuse to me you sound like a victim.
Speaker 4She only come home every three weeks. Real shit, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2I ain't cheating on her bitch why you a victim now?
Speaker 4I'm not cheating on her, though.
Speaker 1I know I ain't cheating.
Speaker 4I ain't like man, you be stupid to cheat.
Speaker 1May I give you some cold cream. I'll be good as a mother.
Speaker 2Wait, is she making A million dollars a year? Taking care of me, I got a big ass mansion.
Speaker 1Man she ain't got me a million bro, it could be 150,000 All.
Speaker 2I'm gonna say is hey, 150,000 Can't support my needs. Even, even, even Kim.
Speaker 3K. We always say he was the bougie one.
Speaker 2Listen, I'm bougie, if I'm gonna stay at home, you need to start wearing Jocker drawers Start wearing that old Silk shit he's wearing polo, look Polo.
Speaker 1Even Kim K he's a fan Carl.
Speaker 2Canine, anybody can get it. Anybody can get it. Who say that? I say that Shit, even Cardi B Getting cheated on Hell, yeah, anybody get it.
Speaker 1Anybody, it don't matter, no, I'm just saying when any person cheats, it's always because they're lacking something. Right, you know what I'm saying. But the thing about it is they're lacking something somewhere in the relationship.
Speaker 4Yeah, he's lacking something, so you were lacking because you were lacking the attention. She don't see you once every three weeks. She see you for a week and then she gone again. No.
Speaker 1I know it feel good for a motherfucker, but see, I know, see you be feeling good the you be feeling good when a motherfucker Be coming up to you and say man, you looking good, you handsome, everybody Look at you. You a single dad, that shit that shit make you feel good.
Speaker 2You got the kids and shit, technically single, but you know she's never home.
Speaker 4Yeah, no, she only come home the last. She come home every last.
Speaker 1What you call it. She come home every first Friday.
Speaker 4She be at home every first Friday.
Speaker 1She be at home every first Friday. But I know I'm the type of motherfucker like hey, you're going to have to start putting it down.
Speaker 2We're going to need a double Stand in You're going to buy a robot Need a fluffer.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I done watched all the porn I can watch.
Speaker 4I'm going to buy a robot that looks just like you. Put your face on the robot.
Speaker 1I got porn coming out of my ears right now. Gotta go to Xvideos.
Speaker 2I need a real thing, wxskin, I gave you the website I heard it, that's the best website out there no viruses nothing.
Speaker 1I'm good with Xvideos, don't charge you Now that motherfucker ain't got no viruses or nothing, bro he is. Xvideos All right, I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 3What's your website, joe xnxxcom, xnxxcom. Well, here y'all go For you porn lovers I love porn.
Speaker 4Let me go look it up right now.
Speaker 1That motherfucker got the chain right there, bro.
Speaker 2Listen, you go to Texas. You can't watch none of that shit. No, you can't Watch.
Speaker 4Go to Texas right now. Try to watch that shit.
Speaker 2Go to Texas right now. Pull it up.
Speaker 3You can't do it Because you have an inferior fucking network Okay.
Speaker 2Your network is inferior.
Speaker 3You can't gamble.
Speaker 2You can't watch porn. Your network is inferior. I know from secondhand experience.
Speaker 1Your network is inferior From secondhand experience.
Speaker 2Secondhand experience.
Speaker 1I know because I'm going to be driving through Texas and I'm going to put it to the test, Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, I want you to call me too. I am going to call you.
Speaker 1I'm going to call you and tell you you did wrong Shroud you weren't lying. All you fucking perverts in Texas. Come on, bro, we got a friend that lives out there in Texas. And they all perverts.
Speaker 2We got a friend that lives out in Texas. Go ahead and text him right now.
Speaker 1They perverts you should call him Get him on air.
Speaker 3You know somebody in Texas.
Speaker 2Oh no, you can get it, but you have to. I know Like you have to jump through a lot of hoops, like you have to register and all this type of stuff, okay, and all this type of stuff you can't just.
Speaker 1You have to register, as what A porn offender.
Speaker 2No, you have to.
Speaker 4A porn watcher.
Speaker 3Hey, that's what it. When he said you got to register, I'm like I suppose you have to put your name in this data.
Speaker 1but yeah, it ain't gonna make any sense.
Speaker 4So what are they gonna do?
Speaker 1Like oh, this guy watches porn.
Speaker 3Yeah, so is watching porn illegal.
Speaker 2It's not illegal. Hold up what you got there, that's a bad website.
Speaker 1That's a bad website I like this website and he can watch any video I see all my Asians, and they play too. Everything play. I like it because they don't I like the Asian women. They have a bush. Oh yeah, y'all Americans are fucking up.
Speaker 3We're cutting all the bush off.
Speaker 4Oh my Lord, she Okay KK.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 2Why you scream black and his blue, different cycle, okay, okay.
Speaker 1He doing X videos.
Speaker 3Which one you on? We don't fuck with X videos. Oh, we don't fuck with X videos. Why don't y'all just go to Pornhub.
Speaker 4Why not? Cause they got viruses. They got viruses, bro, this motherfucker's virus, man Pornhub was out since, like back since Napster and shit. Yeah, it's old as hell.
Speaker 2That's good to know, thank you.
Speaker 3Thank you for letting me know what's that pineapple one they had back in the day.
Speaker 4Oh man, I forget when the fuck it was, but yeah, I got that one From Howard Stern too. I know what you're talking about?
Speaker 1Yeah, that motherfucker there. Yeah, that one's fucked up too, but that one there. These people, these aren't real Clean as whistle, what's that?
Speaker 3I think this is AI what, like some of these TikTok people.
Speaker 1Yeah, it could be possible. Ai is creating everything.
Speaker 4What are we going to?
Speaker 1talk about.
Speaker 2The new ChatGPT update.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, oh, ChatGPT 5?. Is that what it is, ChatGPT 5? Yeah, I remember vaguely. I think, she's ChatGPT 5.
Speaker 2Yeah, introducing ChatGPT 5.
Speaker 1Now has our smartest fastest, most useful model yet Thinking built in so you can get the best answer every time. Just remember that one. That one's a good one.
Speaker 4Chat GPT-5. Hold on, I'm about to die.
Speaker 2Hey, Chat GPT, are you self-aware?
Speaker 1Why you a chat? Gp is a dude.
Speaker 4I know, man, why don't you put a girl in there?
Speaker 1Why not? Why you just talking to yourself or something?
Speaker 2I don't want to I ain't going to say it, we're going to get killed. I don't want to say it, I don't have it though. So I can download chat GBT. Yes, you just don't get the premium version.
Speaker 1I'm going to download this bitch.
Speaker 3How much do you have to pay?
Speaker 2for it.
Speaker 1It depends on the level. Is it rich nigga? I don't know.
Speaker 4I got the free version you pay for it when you get the free version. You can only ask it like five, six questions a day. Business reasons.
Speaker 2Save me a lot of time, saved me a lot of time. So, yes, it's like. The version I paid for is like $20 a month. But they have like up to listen, they got up to like $300 or $400 a month. What does that do?
Speaker 3It's better for $300 a month.
Speaker 2Send a bitch to your house.
Speaker 3she sucks your dick Pretty much it better do all of that. Do they send?
Speaker 2her, I hope so. I ain't paying for it though. Oh God damn, she's ChatGPT. I think so. That's ChatGPT.
Speaker 3I'm doing research. Hey, Sterling, thank you. Shout out to Sterling. Back to the lab, oh my goodness Anyway about these movies. Oh no, go ahead.
Speaker 1So how long do you think, before you have a virtual wife?
Speaker 3No, they got them.
Speaker 1And you can just get into the what's that? The heads-up display thing.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, what happened with the metaverse?
Speaker 3The metaverse 89,000?. Oh yeah, people lost money with that. Yeah, they done with it.
Speaker 1They done with the metaverse and that lady got raped in the middle of the verse and that lady got raped in the middle of the verse, as soon as they opened it up, and she didn't want to hit the power button, just hit the power button hey check out the earlier episode.
Speaker 3Hey, we've done so many episodes. I don't remember them anymore, but all she had to do was hit the power button.
Speaker 1Oh they're raping me Zoom. Come on, Karen. She probably wanted it, though.
Speaker 4I can't believe they're doing this. Let me watch, let me check it out.
Speaker 2It's wild that someone would have a rape fantasy, though they really do like that shit.
Speaker 1The little bell's going on BBC, BBC, BBC.
Speaker 3I'm not doing that. That's bad.
Speaker 2That is nuts. Yeah, y'all check out that's a softball team.
Speaker 3So no for three, three, four hundred Two hundred man. They better do my laundry Little cooking.
Speaker 2Yeah, this house better be Fully automated. They better do. They better do something.
Speaker 3Go down to Camel Get one of them Four hundred Dog. Do you want to Sit up here and give that much Clean your house? This?
Speaker 1house better be fully automated. It better do it. Better do something. Go down to Camel, get one of them for 400.
Speaker 3Dog, do you want to sit up here and give that much Clean your house and everything that much power? Nah, that's too much. You know they already sitting up here saying when they try to disable it, I guess it has some type of mechanism to where it won't let you Like. They know how to lie now. Shit the AI, yeah.
Speaker 2That's why you can't mess with these damn Tesla robots that are coming out.
Speaker 3Yeah, you getting a Tesla robot. Joe, hey, joe. Well, steve, remember Steve. I did see one of them, steve going to get the sex robot.
Speaker 1Hey, but you know, 89,000. No, QT has the floor cleaning robots. Hey, I just saw one today. I just saw one. Oh, the floor cleaning one. Hey, I just saw one today.
Speaker 2I was going to take it and bring it home. They had the floor cleaning.
Speaker 3Hey, I should go to that QT.
Speaker 2Oh, you know what I saw the other day?
Speaker 3Let me just use it real quick, like 10 minutes, I'll be right back.
Speaker 2What I just saw. The other day. I was driving down the 202 and I looked over and there was a drone cleaning windows. Y'all seen that? Yet, damn, it had a hose hooked up to it like in Tempe.
Speaker 3I don't believe that I swear, cause you would have pulled your phone out and recorded that shit, that ain't stop you before.
Speaker 2I'm driving. Listen. I looked over. I saw a drone cleaning windows with a hose hooked up to it. So must be someone up, you know, flying it. It was just spraying the windows.
Speaker 3I'm like damn. Why did I think about?
Speaker 2that you got a drone, yet I be rich nah, I got one.
Speaker 1You don't own a drone.
Speaker 2I got one he owns a drone and you don't own a drone. I got one, you own the drone and you don't have one.
Speaker 3I don't got one. I know Big Ray. Big Ray is the drone guy. Big Ray, love them drones. Joe, what do you?
Speaker 2do.
Speaker 1My house is too close I live too close to the power room I had a bunch of them. I ordered them by mistake off Amazon.
Speaker 2I ended up with like five of them.
Wrapping Up and Final Thoughts
Speaker 1Taimu, you can get off Amazon, you know, with like five of them they spying on you when you go to school. One of them got away from me and went through the neighborhood. I don't know where it went. All I know that motherfucker started going up right and then it lost the signal or something I don't know, and it kept going up and up and then it started going through the neighborhood and it wouldn't come home. Where the fuck did that land? Somebody yours? This beat is hard.
Speaker 2I live too close to power lines. This one was Sterling. I thought they were both Sterling right.
Speaker 3No, leon. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Wait, which one did the? I can't remember, no more. Now Sterling to tell me hey, shout out to Sterling, shout out to Sterling. He know why Sterling shout out to sterling. You know why sterling got your algorithms all man, I don't even have tick tock and tick tock, just keep tick tocking all these. You prevail goods and services, man that is chat gpt man, there is no way that ain't chat. I mean AR.
Speaker 2They say TikTok, actually paying the most money.
Speaker 3For content. If you're doing content, we about to get a TikTok but Joe going to cancel.
Speaker 1Nah, I won't cancel.
Speaker 3Joe going to get his cancel? I won't, but you got to be yourself, joe, don't get on there, and something like that. My name is Joe. I love to cook. Be yourself, joe, don't get on there and start with that.
Speaker 2My name is Joe Joseph. My name is Joseph, are you just Joe?
Speaker 3Are you Joseph?
Speaker 1All it needs is a little liquor. I'm about to quit my main job. They don't let you drink them.
Speaker 3Hey, hey, we all quit and we get a million dollar deal, pay us.
Speaker 1Somebody go and pay us so I can quit my job.
Speaker 3Hell yeah my back, hurt my feet hurt.
Speaker 1I don't want to work. No more 250.
Speaker 3We're going to sit up here 250.
Speaker 2Wait, my math is off. Yes, it is. No. Wait, joe, you don't get nothing, that's right. $2.50.
Speaker 3Hey, Joe said he don't want nothing. My math is on. Hey, we're just going to put two cases of beer in the garage.
Speaker 1We're going to give you some yang I make money.
Speaker 3Money don't make me.
Speaker 2That's right. Hey, that's right. Freaky or Friday.
Speaker 3What's that? Freaky or Friday is out. I heard about it. Y'all remember Freaky Friday yeah.
Speaker 1I'd never watch it.
Speaker 3I love Jamie Lee Curtis, yeah, I love her.
Speaker 1Remember her from Trading Places, but wasn't she the original? What Wasn't she? I thought she was. Was it Halloween One of those?
Speaker 2Yeah, she's she the original? What was she? I thought she was. Was it halloween or one of those?
Speaker 3yeah, she's the original screen yeah, uh, it's a movie called sketch. Don't know what that's about. We don't fact check. Uh, my mother's wedding, what else? Well, we talked about 28 Days Later, bad Guys 2. That came out last week. Well, sketch, freakier Friday. And then, if y'all remember Ruth, or Ruthie from Ozark yeah, she is something she's in a movie called Weapons Weapons. It's a scary movie. I want to see that. I heard it is scary as ish. Now, they could be getting you just to come to the movie, but I did go see Together. Y'all know I do this for the podcast. Now, it's different, but different is good, because sometimes you go to these movies and it's pretty much the same.
Speaker 2But I still watch it anyway. I don't care Like a horror comedy.
Speaker 3Together, yeah, together was good. I don't know how comedic it was, but it was. I mean it did have some funny parts, but it's very different. And I ain't going to say very different, but it's different. But I think it's very good. So go watch together. That's the little concept of it. It's kind of.
Speaker 2Y'all ever notice no real blockbusters drop during the fall.
Speaker 3I know they all do them all during the summer.
Speaker 2Summer, yeah, and like Thanksgiving, football season yeah, no know, they all do them all during the summer, summer, yeah, and like.
Speaker 3Thanksgiving Football season. Yeah, no, they do it because remember, because the people are out, I mean the people are in.
Speaker 1It's been that way, like the summer movies and all that.
Speaker 3Yeah, because everybody are out. And then they do it with Thanksgiving or Christmas, so not only that you know the series.
Speaker 2Oh, that's right, the TV series.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, so then they kind of so they take that summer break.
Speaker 1All the movies come out and then the series will start back in the fall. That makes sense.
Speaker 3And now you can see some of your old movie stars on television. Now, that's right.
Speaker 1Before you see them in commercials and you know it.
Speaker 3I just thought about that. I want to see that movie.
Speaker 1You never seen Fall Guy, Not the movie. It was pretty good. Oh yeah, that was good.
Speaker 3I want to see it because obviously I used to watch the TV show. I know.
Speaker 1Man, that was my show right there. Yeah, colt Seavers, and what's her name? Right?
Speaker 3there, yeah, colt Seavers. And what's her name? What was it?
Speaker 1Oh, the girl Heather Heather Locklear, Heather Locklear right, heather Locklear.
Speaker 3Remember we talked about this Heather Locklear and Heather Thomas Heather Thomas, that's who it was, so I think Heather Locklear was on Dukes of Hazzard right, no, no. Heather Locklear was on TJ Hooker.
Speaker 1She was on TJ Hooker, yeah. And Heather Thomas was on the Fall Guy Catherine Bach with Daisy.
Speaker 3Duke. Yeah, catherine Bach, with Daisy Duke and Linda Carter, was Wonder Woman. The battle when the white women at. Don't forget Jeannie. Oh, I dream of Jeannie. Okay, well, we would replay the intro or the outro, but we're out of here already All right people Holla Peace.