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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The Unfiltered Truth: Allegedly
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Raw, unfiltered, and perpetually teetering on the edge of what's acceptable to say out loud – that's exactly what makes Nobody's Talking Podcast a refreshing departure from carefully scripted content. In this episode, the hosts deliver a masterclass in disclaimer comedy as they navigate potentially controversial topics with their now-signature "allegedly" qualifier.
The conversation weaves through Shannon Sharpe's styling controversies, modern dating in the age of Instagram and TikTok, and the stark contrast between how today's children are raised compared to their "children seen, not heard" upbringing. Between bouts of laughter and moments of surprising insight, the hosts share authentic perspectives on everything from Taylor Swift's undeniable success to the excitement surrounding football season's return.
What makes this episode particularly engaging is the hosts' willingness to examine their own biases while maintaining their characteristic humor. When discussing dating preferences and body image, they balance personal opinions with self-awareness, creating moments of genuine connection with listeners who appreciate honest conversation. Their movie recommendations, fantasy football preparations, and food preferences provide glimpses into their lives beyond the microphone, strengthening the sense that you're simply eavesdropping on friends having an unrestricted conversation.
Whether you're nodding along in agreement or shaking your head in disbelief, you'll appreciate the authenticity that permeates every minute of this episode. In a world of carefully curated content, Nobody's Talking Podcast remains committed to speaking from the heart – allegedly, of course. What topic from today's conversation resonated most with you?
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Welcome to Nobody's Talking Podcast
Speaker 1HBO.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I'm glad we got the rights to our beat. We ain't gotta worry about you, yeah. Yeah, we ain't playing nobody else music, we just playing ours.
Speaker 4No see, hey, I think the intro. I think that's Leon, I think the outro Sterling it's.
Speaker 5Sterling, I think it might be mixed or it might be the other way.
Speaker 4Yeah, okay, the intro is Sterling, yeah, and the outro is Leon. Okay, there we go, we got it Shout out to both of the cats. Anyway, that is our music, forever Welcome to Nobody's Talking Podcast. Well, there we go, right there.
Speaker 2Welcome.
Speaker 4This is yours truly. I'm Bosco.
Speaker 5Sitting to my left. This is the one they call Christian and I just cleared out my search history. Sitting to my left.
Speaker 6Hey, the one and only Rodeo, oh shit.
Speaker 5Take two.
Speaker 1Were you rolling your eyes, I think I just saw you, Rodeo Joe hey about 10 people done.
Speaker 4Told me, like man Joe is our favorite.
Speaker 6Hey Joe is hilarious and his glasses are dirty. It's the one and only.
Speaker 1Superman is in the building.
Speaker 4Hey, he got a real Superman shirt on too. That's a nice one right there. I like that one.
Speaker 6That's the one Darkseid ripped off. That one, he's a real.
Speaker 4Superman. I fucked him up when he off that month. You the real Superman.
Speaker 6I fucked him up when he wore that one.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, Superman don't even look like that.
Speaker 3No, he don't.
Joe's Cancel Culture Segment
Speaker 4All that's CGI. Okay, first off I'd like to say anything we say on this podcast is alleged, allegedly Alleged. We don't fact check Allegedly, we just say what we hear, what's from the heart what we hear and our opinion. Joe speaks from the heart. That's right. I speak from the heart, joe's segment.
Speaker 3We're going to have a Joe's segment called Joe's segment. We're going to have a Joe's segment called.
Speaker 4Cancel Culture.
Speaker 6I can get you canceled. I'm talking about getting over here to fucking traffic.
Speaker 4Oh, no, no man.
Speaker 6And this fucking idiot.
Speaker 4Oh, they had a handicap.
Speaker 6No, they ain't a handicap. Allegedly he sings his mother. He's like no, but you know how, you know how you know traffic ain't moving as it is. This motherfucker see a good looking girl, right. Oh and she throw her hands up in here and they start letting them in and shit, motherfucker, oh yeah, hell to the no Sucker.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, Hell to the no.
Speaker 6Sucker, suckers, sucker duck.
Speaker 5Yeah, you'll never see this motherfucker again, unless you follow her home, allegedly.
Speaker 2He said allegedly Unless you get her license plate number and look her up, allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 6See now you just acting like Silky.
Speaker 5Listen.
Speaker 6allegedly Joe, allegedly you, allegedly acting like Silky right now oh well, look, I need to shout out to Silky.
Speaker 2shout out to Silky, you ain't here god damn it.
Speaker 6We gotta punish somebody.
Speaker 5I need to reclaim this ain't, no, ain't gonna be no pause moments coming out of me though, silky and that used to be your seat.
Speaker 1Huh, it did, it did yeah.
Speaker 6Silky ain't here, we'll give no we won't give them a pass, but the fucking the shit. The shit ticked me off. And every time a girl come up, they let the motherfucker in and then, and then the motherfucker the light. You know, we at the intersection. You know how long those fucking at the freeway right you know how long those fucking lights are right. This motherfucker creeps all the way to the light and then stops on the yellow.
Speaker 2Oh, man, you was just ready to go. Man, see, you know what you have to channel. You have to channel your inner.
Speaker 6I know I couldn't get to my. You couldn't get to your channel, channel your inner woosah bro. I couldn't get to my song in time. I have a song to get me through that, which is in song my gym song Fuck you and the horse you rode in on there you go, that's what you needed.
Speaker 5That is, that's what you needed to hear there it is alright, listen, we can't play it, no, we can't play it.
Speaker 1We're not playing anything. You can look it up. We're not playing anything. Everybody got phones go ahead.
Speaker 2We're not saying nothing, what you call it.
Speaker 4N-U-F-F-I-N.
Speaker 2Nothing, not a. Thing.
Speaker 4Nothing, search it, not a thing. Allegedly, you see the girl. That what's?
Speaker 2the other one.
Speaker 4The one that's with that was with Usher. She was not married and she's suing Because she was.
Speaker 3For defamation of character.
Speaker 4I think that's what I heard. Allegedly she's suing Shannon Shark. Listen, what kind of? I guess they just see this dude. Do they think he a sucker? Who Shannon Shark? I'm like dude. Allegedly he said Do they think?
Speaker 6he a sucker. Who Shannon Sharp? I'm like dude he is. Allegedly he said why you got to pay a woman.
Speaker 4He gave the one woman what?
Shannon Sharp and Styling Controversies
Speaker 6But when I heard the story, you know what I thought about. What Harlem Nights you going to talk right there? I'm an honest ho.
Speaker 3All my hoes is honest. That's what I thought about.
Speaker 6I'm sorry.
Speaker 4Man yeah, no listen, that's what.
Speaker 6Because we come up short.
Speaker 5Did not catch a break right now.
Speaker 4No, that's what I'm saying. You can hear that, mm-hmm? Oh yeah, joe's with you now. Yeah, he thought he put it on silent Made an appearance.
Speaker 6Yeah, I yeah, joe's. What's your name? He thought they were putting it on silent. Made an appearance. Yeah, I took the ring off. He's still calling Jesus fucking Christ.
Speaker 4Hey, I think you know what Joe be sitting up here by A. Call me.
Speaker 5We do the podcast at this time you think, hit me up Just to make it Hit me up, scott, yeah, just to make it more whatever, that's part of Joe's cancel culture segment. Oh, she allegedly ain't even. Oh, okay.
Speaker 4Is that the Usher girl? Allegedly yes, what? She's not even what.
Speaker 5Oh, yeah Just.
Speaker 6Oh, you can say it, that's your opinion.
Speaker 5I'm not about to be sued for defamation. I don't have 20 million dollars allegedly you can say those opinions of yours they are opinions of mine, they will they will stick with me
Speaker 4okay where they try to twist it.
Speaker 5Yeah, ain't no allegedly shea shading is going on around here yeah that do you know?
Speaker 4hey, I do agree with him when he said that he, uh, he can't catch a break. I'm like dude, you get sued by the one girl, yeah that's two this year, not this girl.
Speaker 6And then everybody thinks you're gay.
Speaker 5They think he's gay. Allegedly, Allegedly.
Speaker 6I mean whatever that is, I don't care about that he got the stylist the one stylist dude used to take the games with him and stuff.
Speaker 3Mm-mm.
Speaker 6Look up his stylist then.
Speaker 4All right, joe about to get his beat up by the Incredible Hulk.
Speaker 6Hey, hey, ain't nobody telling him to walk around with that motherfucker.
Speaker 4Allegedly.
Speaker 6But he had. But you think about it, shannon was wearing some weird shit for a minute when he first hired the guy.
Speaker 4I kind of like the jacket.
Speaker 5Wait, let me see the jacket that the stylist is wearing.
Speaker 4He got his shoes off.
Speaker 5That's what I thought. No, he doesn't. He doesn't.
Speaker 4Oh well, he's got on some tabby boots. Y'all know what tabby boots are, don't you? He doesn't? Oh well, he's got on some. What do you? Got on some Tabby boots. Y'all know what tabby boots are, don't you? No, I do not. The ninja Remember the boots that the ninjas wear.
Speaker 6Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4Yeah, I think they're called tabby boots.
Speaker 5They look suede of some sort I used to want to be a ninja.
Speaker 6I think we all wear tabby boots. No, but that's what the ninjas wear.
Speaker 4They was putting this shit out there.
Speaker 5I think they call it tabby boots. This dude, this the stylist. That's the stylist. Yeah, I don't like the jacket.
Speaker 4Let me see.
Speaker 6You keep on liking the jacket. No, no, he fly yeah.
Speaker 4No, they talk about the one outfit that he had on, though what was? The outfit Remember the green when he was getting in the the green tight pant. I do, I ain't gonna lie, I don't pay that much. I've only seen one outfit when everybody started and he had the little shoulder. Uh, he had a shoulder out. No, the shoulder. Uh, what's the shoulder satchel, the shoulder bag? Oh, the man purse, yeah, that, now, that was fly though.
Speaker 6Now you're going to offend heterosexual men.
Speaker 4No, that bag, Allegedly no. That shoulder bag was tight.
Speaker 5Now this is clean, that's clean.
Speaker 4Yeah, no, he dresses nice, joe, listen what you got to say, joe, what you got to say. Hey, listen, we coming to. Joe, look up another outfit we want to. I'm telling you. I think the outfit he talking about is when he had on that green outfit.
Speaker 6We ain't talking about what he's wearing, we talking about when he went places. He took the guy everywhere with him.
Speaker 4Where did he take him?
Speaker 6To the basketball games and everything that's a starless though.
Speaker 2Get perks, being the best free Fuck that.
Speaker 3You ain't going to do that.
Speaker 4No, I don't see nothing wrong with that.
Dating Stories and Thirst Traps
Speaker 2First of all, Maybe they was hunting Big game hunters. See, they travel in twos and packs.
Speaker 6Yeah, I learned a lot I know somebody's.
Speaker 4Uh, you learned what? Oh from from.
Speaker 6Uh, okay, superman is in the building you just go stand by the bathroom, gotta go pee. I don't give a fuck how cute she is, hey.
Speaker 1Give her another drink. She gotta go, she come, you just pick them off.
Speaker 6Yeah, you stand by the bathroom and the food, where the food's at.
Speaker 4You sit up here, you be like.
Speaker 6Hey, listen, I don't do that. I go right to the table Cause I go to the purse. Watch it, I'm at it.
Speaker 4Like what you, what you doing, what you doing.
Speaker 3Watching purses. I'll be right back why you watching the purses.
Speaker 2Want a drink? Let me sit down here and watch the purses with you. Want a drink. You look like you need some company.
Speaker 3Hmm.
Speaker 6You want a drink? Purse watcher.
Speaker 4That's funny what you got. Another outfit.
Speaker 5No, I got updated on some tea.
Speaker 4Oh hell. You want to talk about it.
Speaker 5Allegedly this nigga, mr Sharp.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, see them, the ninja boots right there, Let me see. Yeah, see the. Remember. I asked the dude, did he have on?
Speaker 5some tabby boots, oh yeah, yeah, they're called tabby Tabby, ain't they?
Speaker 4called yeah tabby. Did he have on some tabby boots? Oh yeah, yeah, they're called tabby Tabby, ain't they called yeah, tabby, chica, chica Tabby.
Speaker 6You know, ain't a big man like myself couldn't pull that off.
Speaker 4Hey, listen, I used to want to be a ninja. Hey, you'll be surprised I couldn't pull my hair bro. No, I mean you tell them don't touch your hair though. Yeah, don't. I don't mean extreme like that, I'm just saying I put you in one of them nice, like Sterling Sharp or Shannon Sharp suits.
Speaker 5Man. Why are they coming for this dude right now though?
Speaker 6But, like I said, shout out to the people at KO.
Speaker 4I thought I was about to say KFC no.
Speaker 5I thought he was going to say Kofs, it's too hungry. It's too hungry.
Speaker 3That man went straight to KFC. He heard KO KFC.
Speaker 1Yeah, I thought you were about to say KFC.
Speaker 6I'm like what? Oh, here it is, no, but here it is.
Speaker 5Here it is. Here it is. Here it is that one this the one right here yeah that's the one look at the look at the video go ahead, joe oh shit, nigga
Speaker 6he could have just fell out the car or something. Just fall out, like I used to do when the cops stopped me. All right, no.
Speaker 4So what about the KO?
Speaker 6No, but that shit works and I realize that I can't fight.
Speaker 4You still think how you doing this. Well, we two right.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4See, here's the thing.
Speaker 2I realize I can't fight.
Speaker 4You're letting the people in on your journey.
Speaker 2All my life I had to fight what we doing. When we tell people this is kind of like a unscripted reality
Speaker 5show. No, it's not even kind of unscripted, it's hella unscripted.
Speaker 6Hey look, this is the first time that I took a before picture, oh yeah.
Speaker 4Oh, did they take it yeah?
Speaker 6they took a before picture. Oh, that's good yeah that is Speaking of before pictures.
Speaker 5you know, this man is on Instagram now.
Speaker 4Oh, yeah, yeah, oh oh yeah. Oh you on IG, you already got you on there, you created him an Instagram?
Speaker 5did you do it yourself or did you?
Speaker 3no, you know he didn't do it nah it worked dog, so listen, you know he didn't do it, so when you gonna send it to him he wanted to send me a video, so he created an Instagram who my friend at work oh, okay so now he sent me a bunch of midget videos allegedly, allegedly, I send me a bunch of midget
Speaker 4videos Allegedly, allegedly. I told you, castle Culture segment.
Speaker 6Okay, what's that little dude say Midget, please no, but he sent me some videos and stuff.
Speaker 4So now have you.
Speaker 6I haven't done anything with it, but I think I might start. I might For the thirst traps with girls, but I think I might start. I might For the thirst traps with girls.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, send them out, send them out, send them out.
Speaker 4They say that's the new way of like dating and Thirst trapping, yeah, hey. Or no, I'm just saying like on IG, or.
Speaker 3I don't know if they share.
Speaker 4They don't share phone numbers, no more.
Speaker 3They be like what's your?
Speaker 4Insta what's your Snap.
Speaker 6Yeah, Snap, hey I'm telling all you women my belly done, went down.
Speaker 5It's probably TikTok now.
Speaker 6That mean I done gained two inches. Actually, I don't know.
Speaker 5I don't think you can DM or nothing on TikTok, so it's probably.
Speaker 6Insta huh, yeah, hell, yeah, I done gained two inches, nigga Fuck y'all oh yeah.
Speaker 5Is that a?
Speaker 6That's a fact.
Speaker 5Take a pause.
Speaker 6Oprah said it.
Speaker 2What'd she say, oprah or Gayle? Oprah said it best.
Speaker 6Said if you lose belly, you gain a couple inches.
Speaker 5Is that right Damn.
Speaker 6Allegedly they said it.
Speaker 5Allegedly. That's going to be the title of this episode oh yeah, allegedly, allegedly, that's going to be the title of this episode oh yeah, allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 4We don't want to get sued because we ain't got no $20 million.
Speaker 1Hey, what they going to sue us for the mic? They sue us for the mic.
Speaker 6Just Gatorade water To anybody who sue us and a couple other Caucasian people. I ain't going back in the field. Fuck that. I know I ain't. I grew up in the field. I know goddamn well. I ain't going back in that mother fucker.
Speaker 4We'll all be in the field too, I ain't going in the field.
Speaker 6They're going to have to beat the shit out of me. I ain't going it ain't happening, I ain't cut my foot off your name's Toby boy. I ain't cut my foot off.
Speaker 2So I can't run.
Speaker 6I still ain't going in the field. That's some gruesome shit. That boy Get your foot cut off.
Speaker 4No, go in the fucking field. I don't know, I ain't never been in the field. It's bad, huh.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 2Picking bushels.
Speaker 6Snap peas.
Speaker 2Picking bushels, snap peas Huh.
Speaker 6They work you from Can to can.
Speaker 4Hell nah.
Speaker 6What they used to say you can see. You work from. You can see in the morning To you can't see at night.
Speaker 5That's a long time. That's a very long time, damn right it's a long time, yeah, one break.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 4Much Hell nah.
Speaker 6Why would you want to?
Speaker 4do that.
Speaker 6Actually that's, that's crazy. You might be there Cause that's. I was watching this, uh, like the documentary on soul food and all that stuff and um yeah, and I'm going to tell you something. They was talking about how they used to they used to make this soup right. The about how they used to they used to make this soup right the slaves and stuff used to make this soup out of just nothing, but whatever they gave them right intestines look an awful lot like my noodle mexicans I'm just saying hey, then they used to man.
Speaker 6It's just crazy how the stuff they used to make like, like, just just make a big pot of it so they have something that lasts like two weeks or whatever a week or whatever, and you know it ain't like you young kids, today Y'all get three different meals and shit. No, you ate what the fuck they put on the tape. That's how we all ate.
Speaker 5That's still how I eat. I can eat the same thing all day.
Speaker 6Kids need different oh no, and she don't eat that, so she get McDonald's. She don't eat that, so she get fucking.
Speaker 4Burger King and then the other one, get White Castle.
Speaker 3It'll be three different motherfuckers in the house.
Speaker 5Three different restaurants.
Speaker 2Canes and Taco Bell.
Speaker 4Maybe it's easy for me to talk bad about kids because I don't have any.
Speaker 6You can go right ahead, you can feel free.
Speaker 4You got the more right than any of us Listen why in the hell do you sit up there first off and listen to your kid, like I'm the boss?
Modern Kids vs. Our Upbringing
Speaker 5Right. What happened to you, don't? What is it I did? What would the parents say?
Speaker 4You know how they say oh, children have rights.
Speaker 3No the hell, you don't.
Speaker 5What kind of right they got.
Speaker 6You ain't got no rights until you're 18. Children seen, not heard, bro.
Speaker 4That's how we were when we were kids, children seen, not heard.
Speaker 6You ain't have an opinion, or nothing.
Speaker 2Yeah, like I have feelings Mom.
Speaker 4Fuck your feelings and you hurt my heart.
Speaker 6I didn't even say that you ain't say nothing of that shit.
Speaker 4You better go back in that goddamn room. We was in the fields, right working and shit.
Speaker 6And I tell the motherfucker like hey, my back hurts. Motherfucker said how old are you? Like eight, nine. Motherfucker said you ain't got no back.
Speaker 3You got gristles. Get your ass back out of the deal.
Speaker 6I'm serious, though it's crazy, it's just Fucking the shit these kids get away with. You know, it's like when we had to go somewhere, we walked right. If we got a ride, we got a ride.
Speaker 4Yeah, right, walk right. You planned on walking.
Speaker 6Now you know like it, it it's like you got it. And then then it went from catching the ride close to the spot you're going, yeah.
Speaker 4Now you got to take the to the spot they're going, yeah, because you'd be like, oh well, I'm gonna turn here, but just let me out 10 years, 10 years after that 10 years after that.
Speaker 6You got to take them to the spot and it's got to have an automatic door opening or they ain't getting out the car.
Speaker 4For real.
Speaker 6Everything's got to automatic. The door opens automatically. Now it's got to the point the kids don't even want driver's license, no more. That was thing, though, man, I can't wait to get my driver's license right, I'm good, I don't need no driver's license.
Speaker 4My friend, come pick me up, or I just got you now we didn't have a car and I still got my driver's license shit.
Speaker 5Everything is just done online. Now, video games is online. That is true motherfuckers. Just make friends online yeah they talk to each other. Yeah, like you won't even know them.
Speaker 4I mean I don't play, it's true, motherfuckers just make friends online. Yeah, it's true too. They talk to each other. Yeah, like you won't even know them. I mean, I don't play online, but I had the option if I wanted to.
Speaker 6Oh, I've been knowing this nigga for 10 years. It's the first time I've ever seen him, yeah, for real.
Speaker 2The old potbelly. There are plenty of cases like that out there.
Speaker 4Jesus Guys, are you serious? You'd be like, oh yeah, we met on a video game and that's like you never know who's going to be on the other end. Like, did anybody watch or hear about the? Taylor Swift was on the New Heights. I guess she likes making sourdough, and first of all I will say that chick is cool as shit, though. She's just super, super, super, allegedly.
Speaker 2People. We ain't talking about her?
Speaker 4No, I'm like no, the chick is cool as hell, at least like I'm just saying just from well, I ain't even allege, that's just like you know what I see, but I know people just like to shit on success. That's true. That chick got so much money you can add all our money up, all the fellas of what we make yearly and all that, and that probably ain't even 1% or 2% of what she made.
Speaker 6I can't name that fucking song she sang.
Speaker 4No, trust me.
Speaker 5I know she did a song. Well, kendrick did a song with her. Yeah, that's all I know.
Speaker 4No, I know a song. I'm not going to act like Name it yeah she got bad blood.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4Actually you know what no.
Speaker 5I do. I like that Shake it Off song she did a few years ago. I like Shake it Off, that was fun. She got some songs. Yeah, that was a fun little song.
Speaker 4I'm not even going to sit up here and even joke or try to bash her.
Speaker 6I you just sit up here and think like even.
Speaker 4Beyonce and all of them, and you just sit up here and think you be like to make that much money, to see like your efforts, yeah, and then to get I mean nigga, just think I mean people will hate us too if what we do. And then we made like a billion dollars.
Speaker 5It's crazy Him and that, oh why he make you see what I'm saying. It's crazy her transition from because she started out as country. Yeah.
Speaker 4Now she's just See, I really ain't know much because I don't know much about her. I mean, I probably pay attention to her more because Because of. Travis Kelsey. You know I like Travis Kelsey Bang Biscuit bitches. Cleveland Heights. Now this nigga from Cleveland Heights got one of the richest women in the world, halle Berry from Ohio, one of the prettiest women in the world LeBron James athletes serial killers Jeffrey Dahmer, jerome Lane, we all from the set anyway.
Speaker 4Hey, jeffrey Dahmer, jerome Lane, we all from the set Anyway, damn right. I mean I'm only like 50 minutes in to, but I know everybody thought when they first got together it was a publicity stunt and all that. I think that's kind of Genuine. Yeah, it's genuine. I mean I root for him. I know the black chicks want to get mad because he dated a black chick. I mean the black chicks want to get mad Now she dated a white chick. I'm like how in the hell y'all going to get mad? Right For him going home.
Taylor Swift and Celebrity Success
Speaker 5I'm going to say this For him going back to the other side of the train, right? No, but listen, I'm on the soapbox now he just went home.
Speaker 4Listen Exactly. So now you know you gotta do black cat kind. You know nice and in shape.
Speaker 6You can blame Gary Owen for that shit.
Speaker 4Allegedly he dates a white chick that's nice and in shape. Yeah, and guess who gets mad at him? Oh, the black chicks.
Speaker 5The fat black girls. Yeah, yeah, we know that Allegedly. That's not allegedly. No, that ain't allegedly. We can drop all that. We keeping that on the record.
Speaker 6You got to say allegedly, when you talk about this motherfucker, but when you talk about the fat black girl, you can't say allegedly no shit.
Speaker 4That's some bullshit right there baby, I mean, we know you like fat bitches, I know that.
Speaker 6I'm not just saying, though, I'm going to have to stand up for my fat bitches.
Speaker 4Because you know, you see this, you see this.
Speaker 6No, because you fucking going to sit there and say oh yeah, this bitch work hard and she all this and all that. Who gets mad?
Speaker 4And you talking about who gets mad. A black dude in the gym put together. He dates a white chick. That's put together in the gym.
Speaker 5Who's?
Speaker 4the first person to get mad.
Speaker 5Joe, apparently.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, the fat black chick, it ain't the N-shape. You see, I ain't say the it ain't the N-shape. It ain't the N-shape.
Speaker 5But here's the thing about the N-shape Black chicks when they at they got white there. I'm just talking about here.
Speaker 4I saw an N-shape black chick today. She was with a white dude 2%.
Speaker 2It's 2-3%.
Speaker 6They don't fuck with us.
Speaker 4I guess they catching on if y'all got problems with what we say this is just our opinion. These are just jokes these are just jokes this shit ain't a legend it's allegedly, if I'm talking about somebody, that can sue me, I don't care about Talking about somebody Fat and this and that Hell. No, well, I mean.
Speaker 6It ain't even talking about.
Speaker 5It's just who yeah.
Speaker 4If somebody offended by it.
Speaker 5We didn't.
Speaker 6Fat chicks work hard too. They just don't work out, but they work hard.
Speaker 2They work hard. Yeah At what.
Speaker 5Is it hard staying?
Speaker 6fat. I'm just wondering it's America's fault.
Speaker 5I agree with that Explain. I agree with that.
Speaker 6Explain. Well, first of all, they fucked up the food, that's one thing. But second of all, all them motherfuckers Got stay at home jobs. Yeah, if you meet a big girl, more than likely she got a stay at home job.
Speaker 4But what about the chicks? That was big Working in front of the computer and she owned a motherfucker.
Speaker 6They didn't tell her you got to get up every 15 minutes so you don't get blacked out.
Speaker 5Hey, you know what you know what, on that note, shout out to the people who were big in the 90s, because that's standing on business right there, because all of that, what was it? Heroin, chic shit that was going around thin as in bullshit. If you were still fat in the 90s, salute to you. Salute, that's a lot of fat.
Speaker 6Where you from.
Speaker 5The 90s.
Speaker 2It was a lot of fat girls. That's what he's saying. Shout out to them.
Speaker 4Shout out to all your girls dog.
Speaker 5To not fall for the propaganda.
Speaker 4Getting skinny With your hip bones and shit. We don't care about Sun Fast and Weight Watchers Getting skinny. We don't care about With your hip bones and shit we don't care about.
Speaker 6Slum fast, yeah, I remember. And Weight Watchers no. Jenny Craig, jenny Craig.
Speaker 3I used to think Jenny Craig was a real person.
Speaker 2You used to think she was a real person.
Speaker 5I used to think she was real.
Speaker 4I did too. No, I thought she was too.
Speaker 5I was like what does this bitch?
Speaker 4Jenny Craig ain't real? I don't think so I just found out?
Speaker 5I don't think so Let me find out.
Speaker 6Jenny Craig is real. No, jane Fonda came out with them videos and she had on them motherfucking leg warmers and shit Spandex. Spandex and leg warmers.
Speaker 4Swimsuits. What about Olivia Newton-John? Oh yeah.
Speaker 6And.
Speaker 4Richard.
Speaker 2Simmons.
Speaker 4Richard Simmons ain't used to wear underwear.
Speaker 6He wouldn't even shape all that good in the first place. Oh shit, she is real.
Speaker 4Jenny Craig is real.
Speaker 5Oh, what'd she look like Not good Allegedly.
Speaker 6Allegedly not good. She ate too much bacon.
Speaker 4Let me see, so what did?
Speaker 2she look like back in the day, so is she a multimillionaire now?
Speaker 5Oh, probably. She probably took the money and run.
Speaker 6I was waiting here, wherever they at Weight watchers.
Speaker 2Whatever Okay.
Speaker 5Yeah, not what I was picturing, but all right.
Speaker 6No, but see, that's another thing. Like just say, richard Simmons, he was not the best-shaped person in the world, but he was an exercise guru, right, hey?
Speaker 4he got you to move. I'll watch him every weekend Moving to the oldies. I'll be sitting up here like go ahead, richard.
Speaker 5With the leg warmers and them shorts.
Speaker 6Them catch me, fuck me shorts.
Fat Shaming and Dating Preferences
Speaker 4Shout out to Richard Simmons RIP. Oh yeah, no, no he passed Well last year.
Speaker 6That's how it goes, so fast I used to hate that we used to do PT and shit. And here them motherfuckers come with that shit on them. Richard Simmons shorts.
Speaker 4Oh the young ladies, no, oh the dudes, yeah, oh yeah, oh the cats back wearing them, yeah.
Speaker 6Them motherfuckers. Run two miles and turn around and come back at him. You run two miles.
Speaker 4They call them Hoochie Daddy shorts. Yeah, I know somebody that got a pair Nate.
Speaker 2Steve, what you talking about.
Speaker 3What you talking about, what they talking about, they talking about. What they talking about, they talking about what they talking about.
Speaker 5They talking about Hoochie Daddy shorts. We can't play the song, but peekaboo, they got some Hoochie Daddy shorts.
Speaker 6I ain't no Hoochie Daddy shorts.
Speaker 5I got some young in shorts. Did y'all know that?
Speaker 2They show your knees Was like a real martial artist, Billy Blank.
Speaker 6Yeah, yeah I know he was there.
Speaker 5He was a real martial artist.
Speaker 2Yes, sir, tai Taekwondo.
Speaker 4And what's the other dude One guy.
Speaker 3I think he lives here in.
Speaker 6Arizona, michael J.
Speaker 4White man.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, no, he's serious.
Speaker 4He lives in.
Speaker 5Arizona. No, not Micah J White. The Sean, sean T, sean T. Yeah, insanity, yeah, man, you ever did that shit.
Speaker 4He stay out in Wisconsin. I heard it's crazy though.
Speaker 2I think he's did it yeah.
Speaker 4Have you been to San 10, 12 years ago? Yeah, it's been a minute. Yeah, it's been a minute. But yeah, I think he lives out in, or at least I know he. I think he did lived out here in Scottsdale.
Speaker 5Oh, okay, Shout out to Sean T, I think what's his name is still doing too, and the P90X guy yeah the P90X dude. I think he just came out with something else.
Speaker 2Oh, came out with something else. Oh, for real, uh-huh. Yeah, he's still doing it. Yeah, I still do his ab workout. I love that shit.
Speaker 5P90X Tony Horton. I think his name is. Yeah, tony Horton, oh, that's his name, yeah.
Speaker 4Hey, see, this is going to turn into the allegedly slash fitness podcast. Hey man, we ain't going to get no sponsorships. You talk about it.
Speaker 5I know, but all this fitness talk, we might get some liquor sponsorships. We might get some big girls.
Speaker 4Hey, listen. I'm not even talking about every single one. But y'all know, nine times out of ten the one talking you date who you want to date. But you sit up there. You see him One's sitting up here talking about the dude because he got a little. You got a little With Dr Omar. I like to call them snow bunnies. They like to sit up here and be like oh well, you know nine times out of ten, that's one.
Speaker 6motherfucker can never be with a white woman.
Speaker 4Oh, no, oh oh.
Speaker 6Shay hit him with that woman. Oh no, oh oh, shay hit him with that.
Speaker 4Listen, if they catch that nigga and I know they be trying to set him up. He probably can talk to any white woman in the world. No, dr Umar.
Speaker 5Dr Umar just appeared on Super Black, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4Man, that dude. Oh hey, he's righteous, he talks that itch.
Speaker 6Nowadays he can talk to a white woman, because ain't nothing really white, according to them.
Speaker 5Yeah, the bloodline is kind of diluted, if you ask a white person now like are you white?
Speaker 6You know what they're going to say.
Speaker 4Oh, I got some Irish and German and to say I got some Irish, some German and this and I got some.
Speaker 6African in there. I got a little bit of this and I got a little bit of that and I'm like, god damn, you need to go to Alabama, because in Alabama you white.
Speaker 4I say you are what you appear, what you see, but then again, Alabama, they can't see your veins. Oh, hey, you know what? Okay, I got one. Remember, I said the Friday favorite. Who is she?
Speaker 5Great question, I don't know. Columbia yeah, I'd go Latina Columbia. Yeah, I would. Yeah, I'd go Latina Black.
Speaker 2Peru.
Speaker 5Like straight.
Speaker 4Black Straight, black Yep.
Speaker 5No, no, nothing.
Speaker 4Really Like, maybe like grandma, or Was she Creole or something, something like that probably.
Speaker 5Damn Yep.
Speaker 4She kind of remind me of.
Speaker 5Mary from Y'all Seen Sinners. Yes, what would you say, mary is.
Speaker 4So you know that's Josh Allen's wife, mm-hmm. Caucasian, but no, when you see Filipino on something, yeah, filipino.
Speaker 5Filipino and Russian. A lot of not white Russian.
Speaker 4Yeah, maybe a little Two things about the Philippines.
Speaker 6You should know.
Speaker 5Maybe a little European.
Speaker 4Look at Josh Allen.
Speaker 6Two things the Philippines, you should know, dipping the stick in the color spectrum Black man and the Russians, the black man and the white Russians is in a good competition, trying to see how many babies they can leave in that motherfucker.
Speaker 4Hey, we're going to call this White Russian. We might get canceled.
Speaker 5Hey, we're going to call this White Russia. We might get canceled.
Speaker 4You know we all sit up here and talk about getting canceled, but I'm going to tell you you've been to the Philippines, right?
Speaker 6No, I have not. Okay.
Speaker 4Oh, you know, Steve ain't been because he wouldn't have been back. He won't be here.
Speaker 2I'll be over there forever.
Speaker 6I'm just saying Ex-patriot, I just know they either mix with black or they mix with Russian.
Speaker 4Oh, the Philippines.
Speaker 6Yeah, the Russians got a base over there, do they? Yeah them motherfuckers. Damn, they're next to each other. Yeah, and then the black man has really put some damage in that motherfucker.
Speaker 4Oh, and the Filipino, yes, oh, yeah, you can probably see that in San Diego.
Speaker 6Go down there. You know, yes, oh yeah, you can probably see that in San Diego. You go to that motherfucker boy and you see the finest zombies on the planet. Right and she got a nabby hair Dang All right y'all ready for this?
Speaker 4For reals. Yep, we ready.
Speaker 5So her name is Haley Steinfeld, so that should tell you what Anyway Haley Said. Her father is Jewish and her mother is Christian. Her maternal grandfather was of half Filipino and half African American descent, so she's kind of more niggerish than she is white.
Speaker 4Yeah, see.
Speaker 5No relation. But hey, you say no relation.
Speaker 6No, that talking about. Hey, you mess around.
Speaker 4No, I'm just saying you take her to the hood? Yeah, she might fit right in, but guess what they going to say to her? Oh, that white girl.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm, huh, mm-hmm.
Speaker 4Huh.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4Or the black chick. You know that got the wavy or the straight hair.
Speaker 5First glance. What do you see, joe?
Speaker 4Let me see you said uh-huh.
Speaker 5First glance.
Speaker 6Shit, she's Caucasian.
Speaker 4I do see at wait.
Speaker 6let me see First glance, but I've been fooled plenty of times, you and me lying about that.
Speaker 4You said you've been fooled.
Speaker 6I've been fooled.
Speaker 2Fool me once. Can't get fooled again.
Speaker 5All right, first glance, Bosco.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, no White Really, yeah, really.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 4Steve, because that's a quick glance. Now you, at least I'm- saying the hair. You at least got to give us.
Speaker 2I got to look at the hair. Yeah, you got to see his five seconds.
Speaker 4Okay, yeah, no, I say white. I say white.
Speaker 2Kardashian. So yeah, yeah, what's Kardashians something like that some.
Speaker 5Middle Eastern Joe still see I would say, I would say breed excuse me that's not PC. I would say, by what is say biracial, there we go, biracial.
Speaker 3Biracial.
Speaker 1I don't know where the fuck you've been going with that one.
Speaker 5We got to not get canceled, Joe, oh yeah.
Speaker 4What'd you see?
Speaker 6Sister right there.
Speaker 5Let me see yeah, I'm going biracial.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, she definitely a sister.
Speaker 6Hey, you see. You see, maybe a little bit Indian in there, I don't care if she a sister.
Speaker 5Maybe I'm just blinded by the complexion.
Speaker 4Blinded by the lights.
Speaker 6All right all right. Who seen that song? Red blood like a deuce.
Speaker 4That's my jam right there, Joe. Runner in the night. See, we can sing it, we just can't play it. You know that I can't sing it. Well, I can't sing either, but we are here to entertain the people.
Speaker 6So guess what we're going to do. We're going to talk about football. What's that? App you?
Speaker 2can use when you sing a song.
Movie Recommendations and Weekend Plans
Speaker 6Oh, you want to talk about football. Football is here, baby. Okay, football is here. Fuck everybody that don't like football.
Speaker 2Hey, y'all get y'all draft picks. Y'all get y'all draft orders. Did y'all get y'all draft orders? No, I haven't got mine, you ain't got your draft order yet.
Speaker 6I got mine. How come you ain't get y'all? Do I owe you money?
Speaker 2Mine is nine. Oh yeah, I owe this what place I was in.
Speaker 6I don't know you came in second.
Speaker 4I didn't. You lost in the championship?
Speaker 6Yeah, I know, but you got paid, you got made it out, you made it. Joe, I didn't leave money with you, uh-uh.
Speaker 3I got paid in the first round. You took it all. Damn Go, look at your pay.
Speaker 6I ain't get nothing, oh Big Ray.
Speaker 4Oh no, that leaves me Steve and Sterling, right.
Speaker 5Still not. Yeah me, steve man, I keep making it to the final. Never the bridesmaid, never the bride.
Speaker 2Me Steve Sterling. I be so mad man Shout out to Sterling again for sending the.
Speaker 4Friday favorites yeah, because we can't count Dan, because his first year was last year.
Speaker 3Dan, yeah, raider fan Dan Big Dan right.
Speaker 6Hey.
Speaker 3Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 4We sitting up here talking about people with multiple years of playing.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4It's me, because Joe's one.
Speaker 5I think I just saw that cat on the road. Big Ray one Raider fan, dan.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 5I think I just seen that dude on the road driving a truck that says Raider fan Dan, that might be Raider fan Dan.
Speaker 6Might be him. Yup, that's crazy. He said he's going to the games this year. He's driving up there to go to the games.
Speaker 4Oh, really I might go with him. I want to see the stadium. I would like to say that is my new team this year, the raiders. Yeah, my quarterback. I just won the superbowl on madden 26. I had some time last week and I completed the season. My quarterback had 5,800 something yards and 86 touchdowns. I told you Me he created everything on 99. And I play on rookie. Yes, I'm enjoying myself. Hell yeah, hey, what would I stretch for? It's just fun.
Speaker 5And people just leaving their little songs on. Man, I know when I was playing Madden Heavy I would put it on all Madden.
Speaker 4No, when I was, and be mad as a motherfucker Listen dog when I used to play, like back in the day, oh, and then you're going to work. Stress, yes, now it's a stress reliever.
Speaker 5Yeah, getting waxed by you, just come you push it down.
Speaker 6Between all Madden and oh no.
Speaker 2Oh, no, no, no. If I put on all Madden Light years, yeah, no.
Speaker 5Nigga, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 6Oh, it's way, way dumb.
Speaker 5Like everything okay.
Speaker 2You can't throw a lob. Oh yeah, no, going up under snatch, no, like they intercept everything, everything is a hit stick you fumble all the time I probably threw maybe seven, eight interceptions.
Speaker 4They just dropped them.
Speaker 5Mm-hmm. So, and that's the difference. Yeah, oh, and all Madden though.
Speaker 3Yeah, you'll hit somebody, wide open yeah.
Speaker 4On all Madden. No, trust me, it's a difference.
Speaker 2The ball will get caught and he fumble it because he get lit up.
Speaker 4Because I played in all Madden. That was all right, but I'm sitting up here like it's not even enjoyable at that point. You just locked in. I'm sitting up here like.
Speaker 2It's you against the AI, because AI learns your tendencies, oh shit.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, no, yeah, you know, it's AI.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, it's AI.
Speaker 4It learns your tendencies.
Speaker 3Like AI is on the and it shuts them down and makes you change your.
Speaker 4Like on rookie now It'll change what you're going to normally do.
Speaker 3You can get around it. All the plays that used to work Like the first three games Don't work.
Speaker 2The last no. No 15 games, that's kind of cool, I guess they got AI.
Speaker 4They know they pick up. Yeah, they pick up on your tendencies.
Speaker 5That's also stressful yeah you be like fuck, he was open. Nah, you at work stressed I can't break any more controls.
Speaker 4You at home stressed, you playing video games stressed Too much stress. Like we said, welcome to football season. Football season baby Dog. That's crazy as hell. What you see? Another bird.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4This can't be focused, man.
Speaker 2He's in the position. I see A cloud coming in from the south.
Speaker 5Oh, is it another storm coming? Yeah, did y'all get some of that? Oh man, I got none of it.
Speaker 2Oh, I ain't get none of it, me neither. Well, I heard it, but I didn't get none. I'm in the car, it's just barely dirty.
Speaker 4Oh. It rained this morning though man it was insane Got none of that either my friends were telling me they live down south part.
Speaker 6They said it rained like a motherfucker. I'm like I ain't get shit.
Speaker 5Yeah, a couple clients told me that their whole front yard furniture got, or backyard furniture got thrown every which way. But then they said the front yard was completely fine. Wow, so that's weird. Wait what happened?
Speaker 6They call those microbursts come down my pool basket was stuffed with so many leaves that the pump couldn't get no water.
Speaker 4Damn, damn.
Speaker 2First world problems you see how he hey man, that's rich, nigga problems.
Speaker 4They call that a humble stunt he talking about his pool punk. Had too many leads out there, see how he treat us.
Speaker 2Dang. I ain't even got a bull ground pool. I ain't even got a kiddie pool.
Speaker 3Indoor pool. I ain't even got a hole in the ground to call a pool.
Speaker 4Phantom Dog Greatest interview ever when Ray J was on Breakfast Club.
Speaker 5I when Ray J was on Breakfast Club. I remember. Anytime I hear pool, I just remember indoor pool, outdoor pool, phantom.
Speaker 4Does he still own Raycon? I don't know, probably. Yeah, I know Ray J is that nigga, though he hit it first, I'm not messing with none of that boy, y'all leave them, ladies alone.
Speaker 5That's not even alleged, that's fact. That's fact Because you know.
Speaker 2That's fact.
Speaker 5Joe, you see the tape Every lady was somebody's first.
Speaker 6Ain't nothing wrong with it. You ain't going to never be the first.
Speaker 5I'm okay with that, oh especially at this age? Yeah, I am okay with that. Oh, especially at this age yeah, I am okay with that.
Speaker 2You don't want to be. If you the first, you better run. How many bodies they got, nobody care about her body count, not at all. Tear it up. Tear it up what it look like. Oh yeah, tear it up.
Speaker 4She's like oh, I've been with 56 men. I don't care if you've been with 56 million, that's a real one right there.
Speaker 5Big facts.
Speaker 6For real Vinegar and water, baby Vinegar and water.
Speaker 4We're going to clean that right up that natural snack.
Speaker 2I was like damn, this motherfucker is like a rubber band.
Speaker 6I was about 40 years old before I figured out what that bag was for.
Speaker 5What bag is that Joe?
Speaker 2The one hanging in the shower, the one hanging up in the shower. Yeah, hmm, oh, you don't know, you got these kids see.
Speaker 1This is 70s, 80s kids, yeah, educate me. We in the bathroom like, yeah, what's this bro? We playing with it.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, yeah yeah, y'all, that is hilarious.
Speaker 1Put water in it, oh man.
Speaker 3Oh did you catch a?
Speaker 4crab yeah.
Speaker 6That's what you give To talk about your mama. God damn it, oh shit.
Speaker 4Hey boy, I tell you what Only on the Nobody's Talking Podcast that nigga started Talking about the motherfucking bag and just cramped it. God damn it, that's crazy.
Speaker 6That ain't Carmona, or the fuck is.
Speaker 5That bag right there Is. What did it to that man?
Speaker 6Oh, if that ain't Carmona, what the fuck is that bag right there?
Speaker 4Is what did it to that man. Oh, if that ain't Carmona, what the fuck is.
Speaker 5And the soda, probably more the bag than the soda.
Speaker 6Oh man man.
Speaker 4Them good eats Right there. Yes, it is.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 5I got a. I got a party size, a Cool Ranch Sitting on my table. I'm not a big. I'm not a big?
Speaker 4I'm not a big. I will eat Doritos.
Speaker 5I'm addicted, I do like, do you? Yeah, are you? I am.
Speaker 4The crew ranch. That's the blue bag right, yeah, okay, yeah, I do, I like those. I like those Tostitos chips.
Speaker 6Joe be getting the green bag the green bag he be making his salsa dip with them salsa verde ones. Those are good Salsa Verde ones.
Speaker 5Those are good. Yep, those are good. You had his dip? No, I haven't had the dip, but the chips are bomb.
Speaker 4Man Joe, try the chips with the dip.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, you got to get some of that smoked salsa.
Speaker 5Well, when you bringing something over, joe, damn, when you going to cook again, you got to go to the crib. Yeah, I know, I have not got an invite.
Speaker 6You need to stop that bullshit? No, nigga, I ain't invited you plenty of times when.
Speaker 4Nigga, you just show up to the house Before you quit the first time Before you talk about it.
Speaker 3Hey, he said the first time.
Speaker 5The first time.
Speaker 4Hey, we been waiting for the ball to fall out again.
Speaker 6Okay, okay, shit. What the hell are you talking?
Speaker 3about Shit. Hell yeah, oh my.
Speaker 6Like I said, like when the twins came over and shit, like mama sent them over there. Come on, go get that goddamn pie boy.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, when you made the what was it pie or the cake, I need to try one of those.
Speaker 6Pecan pie that's my daughter's favorite.
Speaker 3No, wasn't it? What did you say? Cream cheese, yeah, cream cheese pecan pie.
Speaker 6Yeah, I need to. Yeah, damn that motherfucker good boy.
Speaker 4Sounds like it. Yes, it is. I like the dip. I told you it was on time when we get. Joe to say nice stuff about something.
Speaker 6You did say that Just talking about his food. Anything else? Taylor Swift Food period Shit I like food.
Speaker 5Shit I still remember the what was it Not the sashimi that you made? Whatever, it was dipped in with the crackers.
Speaker 6It was a little spicy tuna. It was sashimi.
Speaker 5Yeah, that shit was bomb Shit. All of it was good, but that's what stuck out.
Speaker 4And you didn't even go to culinary school or anything. Huh Nah, that's just Gotta cook with love baby, do you measure? You don't measure either huh. Nah, you just do it from the heart.
Speaker 5Love. That's how you gotta do it. Love, yeah, love, that's how you got to do it.
Speaker 6Love. Yeah, no, but I was thinking like one of these days we got to get together and I tell you what I ain't going to be here.
Speaker 4You know when did I draft? September 6th.
Speaker 6Yeah, I probably won't be here. I probably still in Alabama If I'm not. I got to be somewhere, though, because I might be back though.
Speaker 4The 6th is like on a.
Speaker 6Thursday, right Saturday.
Speaker 3Saturday.
Speaker 6Yeah, yeah, I'll probably be back. Yeah, I'll be back.
Speaker 4It'll be two games played by the time we draft. First Saturday of the month. Our league is unconventional. We're going to watch somebody draft whoever did good in that first game and they're going to end up getting cut in the middle of the city. Should do her.
Speaker 5Is he starting?
Speaker 6I don't know. I know they're pretending he got a hamstring. No, abdomen Abdominal, abdominal.
Speaker 4Strain yeah.
Speaker 6Abdominal strain yeah, abdominal strain. Jesus Steve.
Speaker 4He over there. We get a little bit of everything. Huh, damn, he ain't shut the door Huh.
Speaker 6Nah, he ain't shut. They was, they was they was they was they was, they was, they was, they was they was they was they was they was, they was, they was, they was they was put some kryptonite in them chips. Man. He don't know what a motherfucker's brain on sunlight either. Shit, he don't know what a motherfucker's brain on sunlight either.
Speaker 2I was feeling a whole bunch of pressure as soon as I started laughing.
Speaker 6Man, I tell you, they about to put some kryptonite in them chips.
Speaker 1Man.
Speaker 2That's the worst. That's the worst feeling ever. I'm going to catch that fucking cramp in my abs and then one side locked up and this side locked up and it was a wrap.
Speaker 6I ain't never worried about that.
Speaker 2You ain't got to worry about it because you don't work on yours like I do.
Speaker 6Oh man, that's what I'm saying. I ain't never did that many crunches.
Speaker 4Shit, no, I told you. You look just like that shirt. Woo Shit no, I told you he looked just like that shirt.
Speaker 2Woo oh man.
Speaker 4That's called the formula.
Speaker 2Hey, the formula is not Doritos spicy nacho. Okay, maybe not the spicy nacho and Dr Pepper.
Speaker 5I think you would have been okay if you had the Cool Ranch.
Speaker 4Or hey, you're allowed to have the cheese, hey.
Speaker 2You know, I went to Taco Bell right because I was dashing. I went to Taco Bell right because I was dashing. I went to Taco Bell and they gave me a Mandoo that was free. So I got the biggest Mandoo and it was Mandoo Baja Blast. That was great flavor.
Speaker 1Oh those are good the shit was great.
Speaker 2But man, when it mixed with this, that shit said and I was just like oh.
Speaker 1I was farting out of both ends dog. I couldn't help myself. I don't know what it was, but man, that's a bad combination. So when I started laughing and crapping, it was a wrap. I couldn't hold it no more. That's a built-up pressure down there. Thanks, we got to go. I'm sorry to give you all that visual, but man, I need to go. I'm sorry to give y'all that visual, but man, I need to help.
Speaker 4That was an SOS moment.
Speaker 1That was an SOS moment, oh.
Speaker 6I got to go Wait.
Speaker 4Oh man, I'm dead.
Speaker 5I'm about to look up. Joe, what do you be snacking on? Joe, Are you above chips?
Speaker 6No Hell, no Fuck out of chips. Why? You above chips, oh hell no.
Speaker 5What the hell above chips.
Speaker 6I'm addicted to Doritos.
Speaker 5I'm more of a popcorn person.
Speaker 6Popcorn I'm a Doritos person.
Speaker 2I love my Doritos. This ain't no regular size. That's not even a party bag.
Speaker 5Where'd you get that?
Speaker 2I got it at Sam's.
Speaker 5That looks like an industrial size bag.
Speaker 6If that's popcorn, I eat that in one sitting, see, I eat that in one sitting, see, now that makes sense.
Speaker 5That makes sense, why that happened.
Speaker 3Why it cramped up. He had a Costco Sam's Club size bag.
Speaker 5I can do it, but that'll probably be the result Me too.
Speaker 2Oh gosh, yeah, I feel much better though.
Speaker 6Let me tell you, since we sitting here, I watched this movie last night by Michael J White, one where he's a hit man, or?
Speaker 3whatever, what's the name of it?
Speaker 6I can't think of it right now.
Speaker 2Michael Jackson. It just came out though.
Speaker 6A hitman.
Speaker 5It just came out it just came out.
Speaker 6Yeah, it's on.
Speaker 5Netflix.
Speaker 6I don't know, I got fire stick oh.
Speaker 4Allegedly hey, because you know these people. You know the people be wanting to know, like I'm trying to think of the name of it. I just watched it last night. Well, until you think of it, nobody.
Speaker 52 is in theaters I want to see that I want to see it.
Speaker 4I've never seen Nobody 1, but I know it looks good.
Speaker 5Nobody. 1 is good too.
Speaker 6You saw Nobody. 1? Uh-huh, Because Michael Jai has two movies that came out on Netflix. I think Is it Hostile Takeover. Is it Trouble man? I think it's Trouble man. That's one where it's a hit man, yeah.
Speaker 5Method man 2025. Is Method man in it?
Speaker 2Or is the Hit man? It's called the Hit man.
Speaker 5Oh, it just came out. Is Mike Epps in it? Oh, that's on Netflix, huh yeah.
Speaker 6I'm going to watch it. It's not called the Hitman is it?
Speaker 5No, it's not on Netflix the.
Speaker 2Hitman. That's what I see. 2025?. Let me see.
Speaker 5What you see? I see Trouble man.
Speaker 2Yeah, I see Trouble man. And then it says the Hitman.
Speaker 6Anyway, he was a hitman. He's trying to work out some issues, that's all, and everybody thought, since he was trying to work out his issues, that he was going to turn on him.
Speaker 5Does it look familiar, joe?
Speaker 6he was always in the suit, that whole movie does that look familiar?
Speaker 5no, that don't look familiar but he was in the suit. This wasn't it.
Speaker 6What the hell is the name of this damn movie I just watched I was going to say the Hitman that shit was pretty good.
Speaker 2August 6, 2025.
Speaker 4I told you I did watch Happy Gilmore 2, right.
Speaker 6I tried, bro, I couldn't get through it.
Speaker 2Oh, here go the whole movie playing. Yeah, it's gone.
Speaker 4You don't like Happy Gilmore Joe. Not the second one, not the second one hey, I saw Naked Gun.
Speaker 5How was that Hilarious. I wanted to see that too. I'm about to miss a lot of movies. Listen.
Speaker 4I said I'd do it for the podcast. I saw Naked Gun Funny Together. I don't know if I mentioned I saw Together, you did. And I saw Weapons. I was Weapons. Weapons was good. Y'all know, every week I say everything is good. Yeah yeah, yeah. So who cares? Go see it, I enjoyed it. Get some popcorn, sit back and I enjoy myself.
Speaker 5Man, I'm busy every Friday for the next six weeks so I can't go to the movies we got Americana.
Speaker 2Is that the one?
Speaker 4with Sidney Sweeney? I have no idea. Well, anyway, americana, see, I got to watch this. Oh, because they got Coming Soon and they got Now Showing and they have them mixed up together All right man?
Speaker 2I don't know that. See, look, Joe, come talk about the movie Now.
Speaker 4all the listeners want to know.
Speaker 5I'm starting to think he didn't even watch a movie.
Speaker 2Right, the movie probably watched him Probably. See, look at that.
Speaker 3He's like man.
Speaker 4Hey, Joe was going to write it down and say it into the phone. He'd come to the podcast.
Speaker 5Anyway, it's in the notes, Joe. Anyway, nobody to Do it for next week? Americana East of.
Speaker 2Wall it for next week Americana.
Speaker 4East of wall. And OK, hey, I was listening to my favorite podcast, as usual, johnny's house, and they mentioned that Denzel got one out, a new movie called Highest to Lowest Dude. I can't. I think I knew that. I guess it's with him, and is it a Travis Scott? Let's see. I can't find it, though. Where is it? Is that real or I don't?
Speaker 3know man listen.
Speaker 5That's a pretty reputable source.
Speaker 4You know what?
Speaker 5Radio silence.
Speaker 4Exactly Podcast.
Speaker 2Pretty reputable source Yep who. Pretty reputable source Yep who. That oh shoot.
Speaker 5No names, no names.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 3Yee.
Speaker 4Yee, hey, there's another movie Hi Called Witch Board. It's rated R Running time of one hour 52 minutes. It's a horror thriller and it's funny because hey, you know what?
Speaker 5We're going to put a carpet up under here, for when Joe with God's? Word of God was going to end up in the pool dog. You seen the. What was it? The Clown in the Cornfield, no.
Speaker 2Did you see?
Speaker 5it. I didn't see it either. See what it's on, though. Yeah, I want to see that.
Speaker 4Hey, go see Weapons. Go see Together. I see they got cat video. They got a cat video fest. What is that? I don't know. They're cat videos.
Speaker 2It's on the video. Hey, some of those videos do be funny, though I don't know the cat video.
Speaker 4It's on the video. Hey, some of those videos do be funny though. Oh, I know.
Football Season is Back Baby
Speaker 2Especially when Doobie ad-libbing to it, he's like man.
Speaker 5I told you.
Speaker 2I told you not to be walking up on me like that. Now you're going to have to put these paws on you. Pop, pop, pop, pop Dog, take off running.
Speaker 4Man, man, I be cracking up laughing. Get them skibbity paps. Yeah, I can't even Skibbity pip pip. I see something that says the Knife. See we going way, way deep down to look at movies? Now let's see who's in this one.
Speaker 2Yeah, man, I ain't mentioned the movies in like all summer. That was the last movie I saw.
Speaker 4I think it was like. This is at Gateway Pavilion. It was Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2I think that was the last one I saw.
Speaker 5Did y'all ever watch?
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 5Sinners was the last one I saw. Did y'all ever watch the? I think it's called the. Damn it, hold on.
Speaker 4Hey, the Knife is Namdi Asimov, you doing movies now? Yeah, this's right here. It says he was the director. Oh, he directed it. Yeah, oh, he's in it too.
Speaker 5Oh, he's in it. It's called the Amateur. Did y'all ever see that? Hey, the Amateur is good. Yeah, the Amateur is real good. Yeah, that's on Disney Plus.
Speaker 4Man, you know what, In case you were wondering or Hulu one of those two. You know what I might go check this out. I can't go at 9.05. That's past my bedtime. Yeah, I be up in there sleep. I'm like I can't go see anything that start after 6. I got to go during the day.
Speaker 5Seriously If I don't go to the movies at either 10 or 11,?
Speaker 4I'm not going.
Speaker 2If I go to sleep I go at 1 or 2.
Speaker 5In the afternoon yeah, I don't go on the evening. Well, I got clients and shit I can't.
Speaker 4It was a hostile takeover. Oh, that was the name of the movie. Yeah, hostile takeover.
Speaker 6Oh that was the name of the movie, yeah.
Speaker 3Hostile takeover yeah.
Speaker 4So what is it? What platform?
Speaker 6Why you do that to me, bro. You know everything. I got Bootleg.
Speaker 4Hey dog.
Speaker 6Food, cable, everything bootleg. People want to know Joe.
Speaker 4People going to sit up here and be like, oh, he was talking about that movie.
Speaker 6People want to know, though the people gonna sit up here and be like, oh, he was talking about that movie. People wanna know, though I am about ready to get rid of Cox. I gotta get rid of him. They keep re-going up on me, oh yeah.
Speaker 4And you gonna get Verizon. You like it. We ain't gonna even say nothing, cause they ain't paid us. Ha ha.
Speaker 5We all got service.
Speaker 2Gotta have a service. Everybody gotta have service.
Speaker 4Man, I just Gotta have the service. Baby Saw some things. Yeah they man.
Speaker 6So I'm going to say this, though I'm going to apologize to all my big girls for Bosco insulting y'all. Oh, no I didn't, i't, I didn't saw them do that all the time though no, I was just saying about the big girls that talk about the industry about taylor smith lamb hey, ain't nothing the matter with taylor.
Speaker 4So hey, I'm telling you, you better be careful, is it? Hey, I said taylor slim. Hey, hey, what you had to call them the swifties I'm coming for me. She's slim, they can't come from here oh, I tell you what like the beehive I ain't saying nothing about none of their armies oh, you can't say nothing about the B-Hide.
Speaker 6They come in bonnet and all bro.
Speaker 4Oh hell, no See that. You know, you heard what he just said, right? Yeah, Now that was worse than what I said about. I was just saying about the big mamas hating on the in-shape dude that want to talk today. Just let them be happy and be off in the gym or whatever.
Speaker 5Throw them some pussy every now and again.
Speaker 4If they want to sit up there All in the videos Eating their moon pock. No, I'm messing around.
Speaker 5Dancing Come to death row.
Speaker 4Allegedly I'm not saying nothing about nobody, no more because I don't want to death row. Allegedly. I'm not saying nothing about nobody.
Speaker 6No, more because, I don't want to get sued. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4I get it. They said Diddy coming out suing everybody too.
Speaker 6Allegedly yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4Yeah, they say, he coming out suing.
Speaker 5He's suing everybody. Is he free?
Speaker 3free? No, he's not free.
Speaker 5No, he's still in jail right now. Yeah, but he's suing everybody, is he?
Speaker 4free-free.
Speaker 3No, he's not free. No, he's still in jail right now.
Speaker 4Yeah, but he's suing people for defamation. He won't be in there for long. No, he'll be out by November. Right, He'll be out by November. Did he say levels to this shit?
Speaker 5And dog Joe cleaning glasses.
Final Thoughts and Signing Off
Speaker 6I can't. They scratched up and they got. This is not dirt. Actually. This is the film that's coming off. Oh shit From the glasses, from brake cleaning and all that shit hitting them. Damn Safety glasses bro Get some new glasses. Hey, you look like a nice superhero.
Speaker 4Give me $400,.
Speaker 6You can get a pair, Damn boy Let me see what I can do.
Speaker 4Another rich flex.
Speaker 2Hey y'all, we coming back next week.
Speaker 4Holla, peace, peace, peace.