Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Muscle Mommies: The Ultimate Dating Debate
What would the world sound like if you could speak with any accent? The crew dives into this fascinating question, revealing their preferences for Australian swagger, Irish charm, and British wit while unpacking how certain phrases hit differently depending on who's saying them. Their linguistic journey takes unexpected turns, exposing cultural differences that will have you rethinking common expressions you've heard your entire life.
The conversation shifts when "muscle mommies" enter the chat—strong, fitness-focused women who command attention in any room. As dating preferences are debated with unfiltered honesty, the hosts share personal experiences that range from admiration to hilarious mishaps, proving that attraction remains gloriously subjective despite changing beauty standards.
Perhaps most relatable is the confession about cereal addiction that has one host describing his rock-bottom moment: standing in his underwear eating Marshmallow Froot Loops straight from the box like "an N-shaped crackhead." This sparks a nostalgic dive into childhood favorites, fast food disappointments (McDonald's apple pies were perfect before they started baking them!), and workout routines designed to combat these indulgences.
From wrestling legends to protein supplements, from upcoming movies to football season preparations, this episode weaves through topics with the effortless flow of friends who genuinely enjoy each other's company. The result? A listening experience that feels less like a structured podcast and more like being invited to the funniest table at your favorite neighborhood spot.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 3:I gotta go home and feed you some meat.
Speaker 4:Here we go Back for another week, live in front of a studio audience. This is brought to you by Barker's Beauties. Shout out to Bob Barker those pretty motherfuckers RIP. And we might as well get this out the way early. Bob Barker, you know, one of Barker's beauties was from Ohio, just saying it.
Speaker 2:One of them. What was her name? Jackie, I remember.
Speaker 4:Jackie, look up, jackie, she was from Youngstown. Youngstown, ohio, oh, wow yeah. Jacqueline, my bad, jacqueline.
Speaker 3:Since you bring that shit up, let's do the introduction first. Oh, somebody's from Alabama. Let's do the introduction first.
Speaker 4:Okay, Shit go ahead.
Speaker 3:We're going to start with you, then you can't start with me I'm second in command.
Speaker 4:He said I'm second in command. Anyway, hey, Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We have a high power bar jackpot and I am looking at the car I am purchasing. As soon as I hit, it's an Escalade. You don't really want to see them. You don't want them to know, right, they see you riding around.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh God.
Speaker 3:That's not like the show yeah.
Speaker 4:It's a 1999 Cadillac Escalade. That's my dream car. Anyway, this your boy, bosco, and sit into my left.
Speaker 5:This be the one they call Christian Sit into my left.
Speaker 3:Hey, this is one of the only roadies.
Speaker 1:Oh my left.
Speaker 4:Hey, this is one of the only roadies. Oh, it's football team.
Speaker 3:Alabama Joe, baby Alabama, Joe's back Roll Tide and to my left.
Speaker 6:Superman is in the building.
Speaker 4:Pew pew pew, pew, pew.
Speaker 3:Hey, it's gonna be Roll Tide, baby, roll Tide.
Speaker 4:Yeah, roll Tide, let the crowd go. And that is the crowd that's brought to you by Arsenio Hall. Okay, also from Ohio.
Speaker 3:Okay, had to make up a lot.
Speaker 4:I wonder if I didn't say nobody last week Did.
Speaker 1:I.
Speaker 4:Did I? I don't think so Probably yeah, you did. You said somebody every week. You said somebody every week, every week Did I?
Speaker 2:I don't think so Probably yeah, you did. You said something every week.
Speaker 3:You said something every week. You don't even know what you said. Hey, I got to man. You don't know what you said.
Speaker 4:Shout out to.
Speaker 3:Cedar Point. I was wondering about Silky. You know he's in one of them foreign lands. Hey, Silky will be back next week. I wonder if he come back with an accent. He got his pinky up right now. I wonder if he come back with an accent.
Speaker 5:You think you know he will.
Speaker 4:Yeah, bad, and bougie Like an accent, just bougie.
Speaker 2:Hey, that would be hilarious.
Speaker 4:He said just bougie To the.
Speaker 2:U.
Speaker 4:Yeah to theU. Yeah, tell yo. Tell yo, I'm like man. Alright, I got one for y'all if you was from, if you was from another country or what accent do you wish you could speak in?
Speaker 2:oh man, if I was from another country yeah. I like Australian accents. Australian accent yeah, that shit good gets me going. I like bitch accents, australian accent. Yeah, that shit good Gets me going. I like bitch Austin, she's Austin.
Speaker 3:That's crazy Cause I like.
Speaker 4:There it is. We done, started already. I like the Ireland.
Speaker 5:I guess that's kinda Kinda on par with my topic so.
Speaker 3:Give me a hot redhead from Ireland, from Ireland, with freckles and shit.
Speaker 5:Damn Irish from hey. Did y'all know there's black people in Scotland?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I never thought of it, never crossed my mind.
Speaker 4:Negro complexioned. Sounds straight up Scottish, oh really.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, there's, asians in Jamaica I did not know that what Asians? In Jamaica. You did not know that there was Asians in Jamaica. Yeah man.
Speaker 2:You know the Asians love that black ding-a-ling.
Speaker 3:When they first hit Ireland and all that shit, I thought they ran into the African pygmy ones over there Shit, I don't know.
Speaker 5:I'm terrible at history. At least that's a history thing I'm not a history buff.
Speaker 4:What accent would you want? Hmm.
Speaker 3:You insane Irish.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'd probably go Irish You'd go Irish?
Speaker 4:Yeah, probably I like it.
Speaker 5:That's crazy Start talking shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, mine, I'd probably go. Yeah, I'd go to the UK.
Speaker 3:I couldn't, I couldn't do, I couldn't do UK. I'll probably do the UK. Yeah, they, they don't even curse, right yeah.
Speaker 5:Actually I'm gonna. I'm gonna change mine, I'm gonna go UK Cause I like the way they curse yeah, yeah, I just like that's cool I'm not a big Like you.
Speaker 3:Nasty little bugger Fucking bullocks it's fucking bullocks yeah.
Speaker 1:You nasty little bugger, you know what that means.
Speaker 3:What is bug. Do you know what that means? What you nasty little bugger, what?
Speaker 4:does that?
Speaker 3:mean, I mean, you're a fat ass fucking shit.
Speaker 4:That's what bugger means.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying Butt fucker.
Speaker 5:Bugger, five and a half minutes in Exactly.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying, though, that's what it means, that's what they mean when they say it. But when they say it on TV, nobody really knows, cause they're saying you a nasty little bugger.
Speaker 5:I know they like to say the C word a lot yeah they love saying the C word you know, that's one word I don't like.
Speaker 4:I can't say it.
Speaker 5:I thought white people said it everybody says it in the UK oh, ok, ok.
Speaker 3:I was going to say, Like I just heard Castro say. But see they I don't even know what it means.
Speaker 5:They say it like we say asshole.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:So when somebody gets called a C word, C word.
Speaker 3:That's crazy.
Speaker 4:Why would they say that it's like hey, I do have a hey, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:Why would?
Speaker 4:they say that it's like you just got to be a person.
Speaker 1:Hey, I do have a hey. Why is that word so offensive C word.
Speaker 5:Because, I mean when I hear it, I'm just lying. Yeah, just the word. I'm okay if I hear it, I just can't say it. I don't know why. Yeah.
Speaker 3:No, I don't say all this shit, they say it. But I'm just saying I always thought it just meant coochie, that's what I thought.
Speaker 5:That's the American adaptation. Which did you know? The P word isn't really synonymous with coochie.
Speaker 3:It's a cat.
Speaker 5:If somebody calls you a pussy, they're actually calling you soft.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they're calling you a sissy, no like the word pussy is short for pusillanimous.
Speaker 2:No, really, look it up oh really. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:So the word cunt is short for cunnilingus.
Speaker 5:Okay, there's no T in cunnilingus.
Speaker 3:Well, it's short, though it's abbreviated.
Speaker 5:So you abbreviate and add letters? Yeah, you do Cunnilingus.
Speaker 3:So basically it's not curse words at all, cause they say you a cunt. That means you just do a little cunnilingus. Everybody does a little cunnilingus. Just lick a little box is all. Everybody have relations. Call me the UPS man lingets.
Speaker 5:Everybody does little cunnilingus Just lick a little box is all. Yeah, everybody have relations. Call me the UPS man, that's hilarious. Yeah, but yeah, the P word pussy is not a derogatory term.
Speaker 3:Okay then. So why is everybody defending when somebody say bitch? Because, which is supposed to be a female dog. But I'm just saying.
Speaker 5:NWA, I was going to say rappers.
Speaker 2:Had to go ahead and negatize the word Speak on it, brother, because what they wanted to do is take the power back. They didn't want to give the bitch word the power, just like we took the nigga word and took the power out of it and started calling everybody nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga nigga, and it means a term of endearment Shout out to Queen.
Speaker 5:Latifah Shout out to Tribe Called Quest.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 5:See. Shout out to Q-Tip. I like Q-Tip.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Professor X.
Speaker 5:U-N-I-T-Y X-Clan, x-clan you a little bitch.
Speaker 4:Hey, what, hey. So what's the HQ? My topic? Yep, Christian got the topics for the day. I got a topic.
Speaker 5:A topic. Let's take it, baby. What we got Y'all know about muscle mommies.
Speaker 4:Muscle, mommies Muscle mommies, big muscle-bound women that got kids.
Speaker 2:That's bodybuilders. Is it women that lactate Big muscle it women that lactate Big?
Speaker 5:muscle-bond women that lactate Sure, it's just some pretty motherfuckers with muscles. Now would y'all rather.
Speaker 3:I'd rather have muscles. I love muscle-bond.
Speaker 4:No, I wasn't here.
Speaker 5:I was just gonna say would y'all rather have a soccer mom milf or a muscle mommy?
Speaker 4:Don't necessarily mean she's got kids.
Speaker 3:It's just the term that yeah, the kids use these days. I'm gonna take the muscle man.
Speaker 5:I take the soccer, mom milf soccer mom milf. I'm taking whoever so man, I don't know what it is. This week week I've been really so. I work at a gym where it's owned by bodybuilders, so the TV's pretty much always got bodybuilder shit on it, and this one that's on constant rotation, this chick clearly she's on shit Like she's fucking yoked right. This bitch is pretty as fuck yeah you know her name?
Speaker 4:Nope, can't remember. Alright, show me a bad muscle.
Speaker 2:I met one at Exit 7 one time I'll show you Remember.
Speaker 3:Exit 7? Yup, I went to Exit 7 one time. There was a bodybuilding chick in there. That bitch was gorgeous, was she Shit? Yeah, and can move in them heels. I shot my shot, but she wouldn't give it to me.
Speaker 5:So you wouldn't whoop up on a bodybuilder. She Female bodybuilder Clarification.
Speaker 4:I don't know man.
Speaker 3:It's too late. I already have, so I'm good Story time nigga, I don't know man, it's too late.
Speaker 5:I already have, so I'm good.
Speaker 3:Story time. Nigga, I beat one up once.
Speaker 5:How was it?
Speaker 3:Good, baby good.
Speaker 5:Was it all like muscly? Was she natural or was she on shit?
Speaker 4:I'd almost rather have a chubby chick, really, yeah, a chubby chick, really yeah.
Speaker 5:A chubby chick over a muscular chick.
Speaker 3:No, but the thing is though like Couldn't get down with it. The muscle chick. See, she wasn't used to the raw Ah no she wasn't used to that raw strumpf yeah. From a country negro Well.
Speaker 5:I mean y'all, as the kids say, y'all built that.
Speaker 3:So when I picked that motherfucker up, you beat it up and walked across the room.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Dude, I don't know what it is man Ain't going for it, huh.
Speaker 2:Uh-uh, I'm cool on that. What's the girl name from Street Fighter Chun-Li?
Speaker 5:Thank you, I couldn't think of her name. Hold on, let me show you this one. Oh, I think I know which one you about to pull up.
Speaker 2:Tell me you wouldn't do this.
Speaker 3:Now it's different. It's different. A fitness model? No, I do a fitness model.
Speaker 4:I don't know if that's what we about to pull up.
Speaker 1:It's just a smaller version though, that's just what I pulled up.
Speaker 5:But nah, this chick probably is about 5'6", 5'7".
Speaker 4:Yeah no, this is okay.
Speaker 3:But they really small though.
Speaker 4:But now I look you know like you probably have to show me another one. I think the face threw me off.
Speaker 3:I'm big in. You looked at too many body parts.
Speaker 5:You should have stopped by the third one yeah, when I saw man okay that's probably AI, but that would be considered a muscle mommy.
Speaker 2:Let me see that she considered a muscle mommy.
Speaker 3:That Let me see that she considered a muscle mommy. Yeah, that's probably AI yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but no, but still yeah, no, I wasn't.
Speaker 5:That's who I just pulled up. Yeah, yeah, you just pulled up.
Speaker 4:You know. Yes as soon as I saw it. Yes to both of them.
Speaker 5:As soon as you said muscle mommy, that's exactly what I did, but now I look crazy because look crazy, because, okay, well, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, I told you the face threw me off Shit.
Speaker 4:Hey y'all we sitting here. We got dead air, but that's because we looking up and back.
Speaker 3:No, we don't have dead air.
Speaker 5:Yeah, no, that's what we.
Speaker 3:Look at her man.
Speaker 4:Hey, listen, I'm going to tell you you, the people are here for the journey. Once again, let me explain what we do here this is a weekly round table. We call it a podcast, but we sit up here and see that's what you get right there you get all the good stuff. Sometimes we have special guests, sometimes we don't.
Speaker 3:That's what you get right there, you get all the good stuff.
Speaker 4:Sometimes we have special guests, sometimes we don't. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Speaker 5:Oh shit, she's an actual person, the one I showed you. That's not AI, she's a real person.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, Let me see.
Speaker 3:Her thing says IFBB.
Speaker 5:Let me see so that means she's on shit BBL. Let she squats. She's an IFBB athlete, so that means she's on shit. Bbl Let me look.
Speaker 2:That means she squats, told you, look at that 315.
Speaker 5:Easy 315?
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, no, yeah yeah. The best skit ever right there. What's that?
Speaker 3:Oh, that, right there, that's one of the best skits ever. Is that Aaron Spears and Damon Wayans. Yeah, what they say you is. They say you is Confused like a bug.
Speaker 4:You gonna send it to us so we can Play it for the people.
Speaker 5:Ain't no music in it is it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know they say when Joe like he'll tell stuff but he won't be telling the whole story, then you'll be leaving the people in suspense, like you just talked about this. The people want to know.
Speaker 2:People want to know what is. We hear they be like, oh, what was?
Speaker 4:y'all talking about. By the time they text and ask me I done forgot?
Speaker 3:I don't know, Let me listen to the show. Yeah, I done, said it to you. Now let's see.
Speaker 4:Damn. Oh, we got a that shit is hilarious, All right y'all, here we go. This is oh, you know, I forgot my phone ain't hooked up to. All right, I'll just play it right here. Uh-uh, let's see, hold up. Oh, you know, we got to. Oh, steve got to play it and just play it in the oh, all right. Yeah, just hold it. Hold it right there, blow the whistle. That's my jam.
Speaker 2:I said what they say you is. Don't do that.
Speaker 6:I think my electric tase ain't shocking you in the mouth while you drinking water. Hold it up. Welcome to America. My name is Claude Dale Washington. I'm an integration specialist. How are you? Hello, let's get this over with. Hold on. What they say you is, excuse me. What they say you is what they say I. What. When you're standing in the bathroom or sitting in the bathroom, what they say you is. Well, when I'm in here by myself, I'm a woman, but sometimes guys look over the top and I don't know what to do. I'm a female. Hello, I'm Diva. I'm all Diva. Check it. Hello, you see it. Okay. Well, let me see where you come from. I'm from Brooklyn, biggie. Hey, I didn't say what you look like.
Speaker 6:I said where you come from migrating, from you migrating. I was in Jamaica, I was in Jamaica, I ain't even gonna lie to you K. I was out there because you know, I was trying to find me some brothers. Ain't no brothers left in the United States, Ain't no niggas good out here. But that time I went on a date with a brother out here.
Speaker 6:He took me to a rotisserie chicken dinner lights turn out. I don't know how many corn and cheese you have. I can eat about six chickens for once. Well, can you blame me? And what is your name? Is it Chloe Dell, chloe Dilly? It's Chordell. Oh my God, that's so pretty. What is that? French and Vietnamese Chordell? That sounds like a nice pair of shoes. I like that, miss Stump. Miss Stump, I got to do something about that. If you sneeze, you stab yourself in the chest.
Speaker 1:That does kind of happen sometimes.
Speaker 6:I'm going to do it in your bed. Go easy in there. My personal stuff is in there. That's my bra. The Jamaican dude I got with told me my teddy's stank. I don't know why. That's because when I'm leaving the plane I'm going to go into town. There's a.
Speaker 4:Can you please help me out? Hello, yo, what year is that? From? What is this? That is my listening device. I listen to music through that?
Speaker 6:Hello, be easy, let me see. It looks like it's some cold. Be careful which buttons you pick. You're going to erase my chicken recipes and bugs and bugs, and bugs and bugs, and bugs and bugs and bugs, and that's right. Hey, I put music to a chicken recipe. That's the best way to do it. You know what I'm saying? Get fat and groove. Wait a minute. What did they say you is when you're burping? Why didn't you ask me that question? What did they say you is? What do I look like? What do I look like?
Speaker 4:Oh man, what show was that? I've never even heard or seen it heard or seen it.
Speaker 5:It sounds like a different color.
Speaker 6:Was that a different color? It's like a prison riot.
Speaker 4:I don't even remember that skit. Ask you to play a game of basketball.
Speaker 6:I would love to, but either way, baby, I'll back you down in the paint. You don't want none of this because of Elbow. I'm like Shaq nigga, don't do that, Don't reach. That's how you get postcards.
Speaker 4:Yeah, okay, that's how you get postcards. They are wild. That's our comedy clip. That's our comedy clip of the week. They crazy as hell. What they say you eat, that's wild.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I's wild.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 3:He said when you play basketball.
Speaker 4:When he said when you go to the bathroom, what they say you eat when they look down on you when they look down on you. So all right, so were y'all a big fan of China. The wrestler, the wrestler, the wrestler.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I, like China Did you. Yep, yep, yeah, I even saw the porn.
Speaker 3:That was good, me too. Oh, she had a porn, she did Her and what's his name? X-pac, x -Pac, yeah who was that. X-pac.
Speaker 5:Who was that Wrestler slash?
Speaker 3:boyfriend Black dude. No, he was not black.
Speaker 5:He gone too. Xbox he's still around.
Speaker 3:I thought he gone on.
Speaker 4:Still around. I was a big wrestling fan.
Speaker 3:There's a lot of them gone on, most of the ones that was on steroids, allegedly, allegedly on steroids Right.
Speaker 5:That wasn't even what took Chyna Allegedly? Oh no, that was something else. She did, oh, she took herself out. I think it was accidental. Oh yeah, like what?
Speaker 4:pills or something Allegedly Damn, allegedly.
Speaker 2:Damn Allegedly.
Speaker 1:RIP.
Speaker 4:Chyna yeah, I liked her, though, Like you know, yeah, she was cool. I liked her wrestling Mm-hmm, I go way back to like Big John Studd and Axl. Jim Duggan.
Speaker 3:I like Junkyard baby, that was my dog.
Speaker 4:Junkyard. Remember Kamala Junkyard that motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Everything on him was nappy boy Head beard chest.
Speaker 2:He didn't care.
Speaker 4:Orange chic Dog, I am you looking?
Speaker 1:at the muscle mommy. Yeah, I went down a rabbit hole, show me another one.
Speaker 4:All right, I got you. Hey, andre the Giant boy.
Speaker 5:They said he was a super cool dude.
Speaker 4:Oh, andre the Giant, yeah, yeah, very friendly he was so big, said he would stay. Hey, y'all knew that he was the one that played Bigfoot in Six Million Dollar man right, mm-hmm yeah he didn't have to change his walk Andre, the Giant next to.
Speaker 3:Shaq, that was a good episode, two part series episode that motherfucker got with. He got with Steve though. Oh yeah, see, he got with Steve. That's just a thick motherfucker she's just thick as hell at this point. You just Looking at fantasy.
Speaker 5:Well, Look, I typed that in and that's the first thing that came up. That ain't no.
Speaker 2:God damn Muscle mommy. Imposter.
Speaker 5:But then you can't figure.
Speaker 3:You can't go by the phone now, cause there's all this filters and CG's and all the IG's and then Whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 1:When you meet that motherfucking public.
Speaker 3:You be like, wait a damn minute, hey.
Speaker 4:but now what if they say the same thing about us?
Speaker 3:They can't though I'm too old to use filters.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he don't. He don't even know how he barely know how to use an iPhone.
Speaker 2:He barely use his phone.
Speaker 3:Yeah. But you see it what you get.
Speaker 1:Ain't no.
Speaker 3:FaceTime.
Speaker 4:Ain't nothing matter with a little clean up Shit a little wrinkle here and there. So now, what if a chick? She got the little filters on. She looks beautiful and you meet her in person. She's beautiful, but you can tell she had a couple little filters. You going to shit on her for it, probably.
Speaker 5:I wouldn't shit on her if she had a lot of filters.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't. I ride through the date, I wouldn't shit on her. I might smash it.
Speaker 5:I'd ask her about the filters, Like what the fuck you do that for? I'd smash it. He's not that hostile, but you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he got aggressive, take that fucking makeup off.
Speaker 3:Sound like you been fooled before.
Speaker 5:You know what Story time I have? That nigga been catfished and then she drove from a far distance and I had to had to take one for the team. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3:Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You're my dog bro Way to keep hope alive. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:That's hope for young youth out there. Keep hope alive. That's hope for the youth of.
Speaker 5:America out there, I'm tired of these old motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:I told her that's not what you look like, and I had to get me an excuse to leave. No, you hit that shit anyway. That's what you do.
Speaker 5:It was really on, it wasn't to the degree of smoky.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:She got out the car and I was thinking fuck In my head.
Speaker 4:I was thinking that Was she bad.
Speaker 5:In the worst way possible.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah. That only happened to me one time where I couldn't drink a motherfucker pretty, there you go. That only happened to me one time where I couldn't drink a motherfucker pretty, there you go.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker was an ugly boy.
Speaker 5:I couldn't drink that big, pretty, you didn't drink her pretty.
Speaker 3:I was drinking my ass off. I did a shot of that. I told my boss man, this motherfucker's still ugly. Damn, I had something to go. I didn't drink too much. That motherfucker's still ugly. She tried to follow me home, but you know what, though?
Speaker 5:Can't really judge a book by the cover. Would you hit that Cause I've read a few pages that were amazing.
Speaker 3:That look like a couple filters. I'm scared of that. I ain't seen no titties.
Speaker 2:You say you trying to set me up.
Speaker 3:I don't play them guys.
Speaker 2:That's for 12 year olds Titties she's going to show me some titties.
Speaker 4:You saw when she leaned back right.
Speaker 3:Now you need baby pictures, nigga. I want to see what you were when you was born.
Speaker 1:What they say you is.
Speaker 4:No shit who. You went to prom with your baby pictures when the motherfucker is at.
Speaker 3:You can't even go by that. Now there you go, joe. No shit who you went to prom with, yeah man, where your baby pictures, where them motherfuckers at Now.
Speaker 5:You can't even go by that now?
Speaker 1:There you go, joe.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, see, now you can't even go by that, because you know they letting these kids Get these Surgeries and shit.
Speaker 5:Oh, yeah, yeah, shit is getting out. Yeah, 10 and 12 years old Getting surgeries, crazy On hormones and shit, or you know doing shots and all that Ain't no legend, no motherfuckers doing that shit.
Speaker 3:But the thing is though, you know you can't do it no more. Muscle mommy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4:I ain't never heard that, ever. God damn it.
Speaker 3:Shit. Motherfuckers taking all kinds of drugs and shit, pissing the pedophiles off. They don't know if they're kids or not.
Speaker 2:Muscle milk.
Speaker 4:I'm leaving that alone. We are going to get counted.
Speaker 3:I did my best. Them motherfuckers. Hey man, they know what's going on man. These motherfuckers are trying to lower the age of consent and everything. Now I heard that they're trying to lower the age of consent and everything.
Speaker 4:Now I heard that. I heard that they're trying to lower the age of consent. Consent yeah To what. Come on, man Nigga.
Speaker 3:Because they fucking freaks.
Speaker 4:No, I said to what To like, what age Like 16?
Speaker 3:13?.
Speaker 2:What I don't know. That's ridiculous. I don't know that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3:Hell nah they trying to lower the age of consent bro.
Speaker 4:Hell nah Anyway.
Speaker 3:It's like 10 seconds In other news Yep Okay.
Speaker 4:Yep Well let's get on some positive shit. I'm positive that's nasty as hell. Fucking stallion On a positive note.
Speaker 5:Let me see Now we can't even talk about NFL football In the NFL. No, don't go there. Nope, I'm not going there, I'm not, man Fuck.
Speaker 4:Cleveland.
Speaker 3:Going to Cleveland? Nope.
Speaker 5:Then we had to listen to a whole segment about Ohio when we talking about Cleveland. Oh, okay, I thought you was going to. What the fuck you talking about? I thought you was going to. He ain't even went to Cincinnati what?
Speaker 4:you think?
Speaker 3:he was going to say Shit, I got to bring here you go Steve. Cincinnati, toledo.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, let me see, oh yeah, oh yeah, she's nice, she's very, very nice.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4:I mean I got to blow it up, dog, how do I blow it up? I think you just got to do that. Oh yeah, no, that ain't yeah. My eyesight ain't what it was when I was 25.
Speaker 5:I yeah, my eyesight ain't what it was when I was 25.
Speaker 3:I'm going to blow it up for you. Hold on, joe, you got my glasses you don't have to.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, just to actually go back to that. It says that the states there have been rumors about the states lowering the age of consent to 14, but fact-checking sources have found these claims to be false. All right, that could just be clickbait. Oh, okay, just letting you know.
Speaker 3:Could be, that's true, could be clickbait.
Speaker 2:Yep, mm-hmm. Yeah, they say it's still 18. God damn it.
Speaker 1:Huh.
Speaker 2:They say it's still 18.
Speaker 5:Still 18 18. I'm sick of these gym pants though these motherfuckers be adding a lot of shit with the stitching yeah, they put a lot on it, let me see do you know the philippines? I'm done.
Speaker 2:Philippines got a motherfucking age.
Speaker 5:Says it's 12 oh my god, no, it's like that in mexico too right said it right here.
Speaker 2:The country in the Philippines has 12 year old age of consent to females. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5:A few years ago went down to a little border town Back when I was still living in Tucson with Bitcoin Freddy. We went to I think it was Nogales. It was little girls just camped out on the side of the streets, dressed weird as hell.
Speaker 4:Like little kids, yeah little kids.
Speaker 5:So I got curious, like why are these little girls dressed like this?
Speaker 4:They was trying to dress like they was grown women, huh.
Speaker 5:Like they was selling, oh my God. So I looked up the age of consent and, sure enough, 12.
Speaker 3:That's fucked up, man. College football starts tomorrow. That's fucked up, man. College football starts tomorrow.
Speaker 4:That's disgusting. Who's playing? I don't know Somebody playing.
Speaker 3:Berlin, kansas State, is playing. Who the fuck they playing? Iowa State, iowa.
Speaker 4:State they playing Berlin, yeah, they playing Berlin, the Berlin Classic.
Speaker 3:Kansas State and Iowa State. Thank God, college football is playing the Berlin Classic.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they playing Berlin, the Berlin Classic, kansas State and Iowa State. Thank God, college football is back.
Speaker 3:The Berlin Classic.
Speaker 4:Yeah they play over.
Speaker 5:I think Notre Dame played last year the first game.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, it's like the.
Speaker 5:No, it'd be the first and it's already a classic?
Speaker 4:No, they played one.
Speaker 3:Thursday, didn't they?
Speaker 4:This one I played Thursday.
Speaker 5:Oh, okay, I think no, they played. They played in In Ireland, right yeah, it was Ireland.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think it was Just like the NFL. Wait, what did I say?
Speaker 4:Did I say Berlin?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:No, I meant Ireland. Oh, okay, my bad.
Speaker 3:Yeah, ireland, I want to go there. Redhead, ireland, you talking?
Speaker 2:about Ireland. Yeah, and get redhead Ireland.
Speaker 3:You talking about Ireland, yeah and get you a redhead, redhead, green eyes, all that shit. Yeah, talking that shit, I want to see the motherfucking blue veins in her arm.
Speaker 1:All that, that's what I'm talking about well, we don't sound like damn you sisters. I'm sorry, that's just the way.
Speaker 2:I feel at this moment he said that's how I feel that's Uncle Ruckus.
Speaker 4:Right there, the thirst is real, that's right, that sweet white nectar.
Speaker 5:So the dude, the dude who did Uncle Ruckus' voice I seen him on a, on a reel this morning talking mad shit to Mark Henry. You remember Mark Henry?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:From WWE.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, they were at a convention.
Speaker 5:They was just talking mad shit. It was funny as hell.
Speaker 1:See if I can find it.
Speaker 4:What was it Did he sound? Did he sound like a?
Speaker 1:No, he sounded just like him, revan on the record, no relation.
Speaker 5:He lost a lot of weight too, Mark Henry, or the Both of them actually oh, okay, down.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker high as you can get that motherfucker down there 450 pounds.
Speaker 6:Oh man, oh, you see the camera over there. I brought the white cameraman to film this whole damn thing. Okay, strongest Negro in the world. When I look at you, I think that's too much chocolate y'all.
Speaker 4:There's a chocolate man in the world, yeah.
Speaker 5:He was. I think he was an Olympic lifter or strongman competitor.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I think he won that strongman competition a couple times.
Speaker 4:Hey, just think about that. To be the top like Usain Bolt is the fastest man ever. Yeah, michael Phelps, fastest swimmer, fastest swimmer ever. To be the fastest at what you do Like this guy is the strongest person ever. What was he in? I don't know. That's crazy. To have that Be like the fastest woman ever.
Speaker 5:The fastest man ever the strongest man or woman ever fastest swimmer, he did it all. He did Olympic lifting. No-transcript. So yeah, he was probably.
Speaker 3:He got to be strong to pick up those ball Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah them balls.
Speaker 4:It was one guy I saw on a clip. He's not even a real big guy. Oh man, I got to find a clip Damn 6'4" 360. He was going, he was picking whatever he was trying to pick up. There was big big guys, not necessarily Mark.
Speaker 1:Henry, but big guys like that.
Speaker 3:They couldn't even pick it up and it was it oh, my god, you're talking about that guy in disguise, or?
Speaker 4:no, it was just a regular. I mean, look, I probably weighed 200 something pounds but. I guess his grip his hand grip and all that stuff is so strong he was was able to pick it up. I mean now, like I said, it could have just been, I think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:They have this. It's kind of like a dumbbell, almost. Yeah yeah, like that. He picked it up. But then this one guy came in and he picked it up, but he didn't have no technique. That guy you talking about had technique, right right, right. But then one guy picked up, he had no technique and he said you realize what you did. And he was like what just picked the motherfucker up and the thing is, is that his training?
Speaker 4:he got these little grip things like at the gym. You know we do pull ups and all that. Right now. I tried, I tried this. I tried it probably after I did maybe four or five sets of pull ups and I should have just and some dips. So I should have just waited, but I want to go and do it fresh, yeah, and do the ones like you hold and you pull yourself up, man, your grip strength has to be so strong Because they got them.
Speaker 4:It's almost, like you know, at the gym where we got the outside and the inside, yeah, but for the inside they got the two pegs and you got to grab them and you got to pull yourself up, dog. I was like, what the hell is this? I got the one. I was like, okay, you got me today, but I'm coming back. I was like man, you know I'm coming back. I was like man, you know, I'm trying to think those little balls yeah, I know what you're talking about little round circle
Speaker 4:things the distance, the way they stick out. They stick out where you can get. It's almost like you're almost using like fingertips and you're sitting up here like man. So then after that I was like okay, I'm going to go over to the little monkey bars. You know, they got the monkey bars in the gym.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:I was like, oh, hell, nah. I was like, wait, what in the hell? I was like, wait, what in the hell? I was like, okay, I'm going to come back to you too. So now I got to do the monkey bars and I got to do the pull-ups, the hand grip pull-ups.
Speaker 5:Yeah, mark Henry, was that nigga? Back in the day, as a freshman in high school he was squatting 600. Was he Freshman in high school? Man, you know how old I was when I squatted 600?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I ain't know what it was, either Absolutely not.
Speaker 3:Yeah, me neither.
Speaker 5:I thought it was the. I thought my tinnitus kicked in. I thought it was the outro music for a second.
Speaker 3:What happened? No, there's no humming in there. I thought it was tinnitus.
Speaker 4:Oh no, I was going to say Joe or Steve. They might have did it before.
Speaker 3:Did what? Squatted 600. Nah, most I ever done was five something.
Speaker 2:Most I ever done was 315. Three plates, man, three wheels that's the biggest.
Speaker 3:I did five, something Biggest and baddest I ever did. Most I ever did was 265. Let me see there was five plates on that that's it.
Speaker 4:I think it was.
Speaker 5:It was right there Shit. I just squatted the most I've ever squatted in like two weeks, no Monday, I think we saw that Box squatted. We posted that. Oh, you saw that. Yeah, how much was it? $4.35. Hell, no, it's on its way up On its way up.
Speaker 4:Listen, I'm not going over $2.25.
Speaker 2:Told you man.
Speaker 4:We'll do $5 and we just hit a circuit. Sometimes we have 135 on, told you our workout. We call it the formula man, the formula.
Speaker 5:Whatever happened to what was it? Y'all had some names.
Speaker 4:Oh no, we still got them. Power Hour no, that's what's it. No, Power Hour is our workout. The formula is why we look so good.
Speaker 1:Gotcha Past 50.
Speaker 4:Gotcha, we try to pass it on to those over 50, but you know they don't always listen, they don't have the discipline. Nope, it's true.
Speaker 5:They want to drink and eat Make some good-ass food, though and then they want to talk about. Oh, you know they work out.
Speaker 1:Like you know what?
Speaker 4:they do, and me and C just be sitting up here like, hey, we here.
Speaker 2:Monday 6 am 7, 7.30, you know, just makes you ask which is more important.
Speaker 4:I mean he's looking lean and mean, no, I didn't even talk about him. I'm saying no in general. We talking about like 10, 15 people.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, yeah, I'm saying no and Jim, we talking about Like 10-15 people, oh okay, yeah, no, we being for real, I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing, cause it's it's brutal. I love it.
Speaker 5:Joe, how much have you lost Since you started?
Speaker 3:Nothing, he said nothing.
Speaker 4:Hey Joe been coming To the hill too. Not at all.
Speaker 2:He just changing the shape. No bullshit you look leaner Right. I haven't lost any weight at all You're changing the shape right now.
Speaker 3:I walked in that motherfucking way 242, and I'm way 240 right now.
Speaker 5:That's what's up.
Speaker 3:Sounds like there's a lot of inflammation going away, then oh yeah. I damn near can stretch now, oh shit. Uh-oh Watch out that down Working on these fucking quads. They're motherfucking tight as fuck. Watch out that down Working on these fucking quads. They're motherfucking tight as fuck.
Speaker 5:Shit, I've been Quads and hips. I've been incorporating, just putting in Yogurt and shit In my diet and all my little Gut issues have kind of gone away.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:I've been Dealing with some bad Gut issues for the last week. Yeah, do some digestive enzymes that take care of all that?
Speaker 2:Digestive enzymes. Yeah, stay away from the fake food Like Doritos.
Speaker 3:Go get you some. You know what that is. What did it?
Speaker 5:No, for real Sunday I put away A party size bag Of cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but if you do that, and then you just take Two digestive enzymes, it'll. It'll help you process All that shit. Get rid of it. I like my yogurt.
Speaker 4:What kind, what kind of protein Do you use?
Speaker 5:Right now I'm just eating food.
Speaker 3:If you want to cleanse your shit, yeah, I got some.
Speaker 5:I normally do I have that PGX.
Speaker 3:whatever PGX I think it is. It's for high cholesterol and all that shit. It's one of the best tasting ones I've ever had. That motherfucker tastes good.
Speaker 5:See, I can't have just any protein supplement. They bloat the hell out of me. But the one I take now this one here is a lot of fiber and I was going to say the one I take now has fiber in it. This one has a lot of fiber.
Speaker 3:Matter of fact, you have to drink it fast because if you don't, it'll fucking gel up on you, oh really yeah so you have to mix it and drink it. I mean, you had to kill it. Then you have to like drink a glass of water behind it it's just sound like it's deadly yeah, it is caught in my throat no but once it, once you do that you probably won't eat no more that day yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, see, that's what I like about the one I'm using now, because every other protein supplement I've tried, I'll drink it at like, say, 8 o'clock in the morning. I won't eat again until like, or even think about getting hungry until like 5, 6 o'clock.
Speaker 1:Right, but this I actually get hungry.
Speaker 4:So I hungry till like five, six o'clock, right, but this I actually get hungry so, yeah, I'm sticking with this one.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's cool, yeah. So then, like you do that six in the morning, and at noon you do another one yeah, mine only last couple then when you eat yeah, so it basically meals I'm always gonna be hungry by lunch.
Speaker 2:No matter what I work out in the morning, protein shake, lunchtime, I'm hungry. That's about take it or not.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah I'm like that too. The more I work out in the morning take my protein shake at lunchtime.
Speaker 3:I'm hungry. That's about the time Take it or not. Yeah, yeah, I'm like that too. The more I work out, the hungrier I get.
Speaker 2:No, that is true, heck yeah.
Speaker 3:I have to fucking sit Because you start burning them calories in your body.
Speaker 1:I have to go to bed. If I don't go to bed, I'm right there with you. Don't let me stay up past 10.
Speaker 2:This is a wrap.
Speaker 5:I'm going to every cabinet Eat up money crackers.
Speaker 2:Tuna fish.
Speaker 1:I'm making everything. I stayed up one night. I'm going to turn into a grimmest and, like you said, after 10 man, I fucked around, look I.
Speaker 3:I ate a bowl of frosted flakes, I ate a bowl of rice krispies and a bowl of Cheerios Damn.
Speaker 2:I took a box of Apple Jacks and killed that shit.
Speaker 1:I knew I should have stayed up. I wasn't even hungry when I went to sleep, I wasn't even eating. I laid down.
Speaker 3:I wasn't hungry enough.
Speaker 2:Two hours later, though, I was like damn, I'm hungry.
Speaker 3:I ran up there and got up. And then woke up at 6 o'clock, stone was growling. Damn man, I just ate all that cereal yeah.
Speaker 1:I can't go to sleep hungry though.
Speaker 5:Cannot, it's cereal.
Speaker 2:Cannot do that. My body loves to metabolize some cereal boy.
Speaker 3:Take that shit. So now I just got me a turkey loaf and cut it up so I can eat Turkey loaf.
Speaker 2:I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what's said loaf Nick? Yeah, I bought the whole loaf. Hey, listen, this cat will talk about stuff like we really Joe we are from. Okay, you go to the deli and you get a slice of turkey we're from
Speaker 2:the inner city. We're not from the country. That's what I'm asking. That's why I was like turkey loaf. We may have family members from the country.
Speaker 3:You know, I got to move to this city.
Speaker 4:I ain't never heard of turkey loaf, ever in my life.
Speaker 5:I kind of context clued it I was trying to. That's why I was like I'm trying to no, I bought it.
Speaker 2:Okay, you know how you go to if you go to the deli they get you a slice of turkey.
Speaker 3:That kind of turkey bread is that we don't go to Get a sandwich from fucking Sprout or whatever. Yeah, they had to slice the shit up, right.
Speaker 5:So I got the loaf. Man, I might go to Sprout's and get me a sandwich while we talking about it. Get a whole loaf, man, I want a market fresh. Yeah, I got the whole loaf. Remember those market fresh sandwiches from Arby's?
Speaker 1:I got the loaf of bread that used to be the best the what the market fresh sandwiches from.
Speaker 2:I love those things, man. That was perfect.
Speaker 4:Hey, I just went to Mr Good Sense today. What is that? A little sub place you never had. Mr Good Sense, mm-mm.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's over there, off of Bell.
Speaker 4:Well, the one I went to was in Surprise. Oh okay, greenway in the 303.
Speaker 5:I had Jersey Mike yesterday. Is it a local spot?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:First time I ever had it.
Speaker 3:when we first moved out here I went to Jersey. I had Jersey Mike's the other day. That cheese is good.
Speaker 4:Yeah that Mr Goodson had an Italian sub.
Speaker 2:Oh, sandwiches.
Speaker 4:I was like man. You know what?
Speaker 2:I started getting hungry.
Speaker 4:I had my shake and this was probably about 2.30. I was like let me walk across this parking lot real quick, give me a. For some reason I was craving an Italian sub. Normally I don't have tomatoes on my sandwich, but I was like I'll put some tomatoes on there.
Speaker 1:Two, two tomatoes.
Speaker 5:That's it, nothing more.
Speaker 4:Hell? No, I don't know. So was it on like?
Speaker 5:a sub loaf or just a regular slice of bread.
Speaker 4:Oh no, the sub loaf. Yeah yeah, they threw it on there, the salami. It was pretty good, dog, that's something about sandwiches.
Speaker 5:Yeah, something about them.
Speaker 3:Someway fucked up. They took away that honey loaf, whatever, that was that one bread they had.
Speaker 4:Subway took a few things away Honey, oat grain or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that honey oat one. That was good that was good that motherfucker was good right there.
Speaker 4:They took away some cheese too, pepper jack, wait, yeah, I don't think they had pepper jack.
Speaker 3:Well, they need to take away them goddamn motherfucking cookies. Oh, them cookies is good. Them raspberry cheese I'm about to try them.
Speaker 4:I get a whole dozen.
Speaker 1:Give me a little box of them.
Speaker 4:I always get the double chocolate, chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin. Oh, man.
Speaker 5:You like oatmeal raisin, man I you don't like oatmeal raisin. Take out the raisins and it's a perfect cookie. Oh, you don't like raisins. I'm actually okay with raisins. I like Raisin Bran.
Speaker 3:Crunch, but I just don't like them with a cookie. Oh wow, it's weird. All I know is you get that raspberry cheesecake. You forget about the rest of the motherfuckers.
Speaker 5:Can't forget about the macadamia. Oh yeah, you cannot forget about the macadamia, no those are the ones I have had.
Speaker 3:You get six macadamia and a cheesecake. No, the double chocolate is good. That's what they need.
Speaker 4:No, it's not double chocolate.
Speaker 5:It's a chocolate cookie with white morsels, ain't it?
Speaker 4:No, no, it's a double chocolate. Oh, it's a double chocolate chip, see. I haven't been in a while. You got the white chocolate in it.
Speaker 3:I think it is yeah that's what I mean. The white chocolate and the dark chocolate.
Speaker 5:I guess it.
Speaker 4:And a sugar cookie from Wendy's they got sugar cookies?
Speaker 3:I have not had that oh y'all never had the sugar cookie
Speaker 1:from Wendy's man. That's my kryptonite Anytime I go to Wendy's dog.
Speaker 2:I won't even order. They fried. I'll be like let me get two sugar cookies.
Speaker 3:Hey that sugar cookie.
Speaker 4:how you foaming at the mouth, man See, mine used to be those apple pies from McDonald's.
Speaker 3:Then they fucked them up.
Speaker 4:Oh they fucked them up, yeah.
Speaker 2:They did mess them up. They did mess them up, man. What have they done to them? Hey, remember when they used to have cherry pies.
Speaker 3:Like right now, the fall season will be cherry pies, my cherry pie. They used to fry them up, deep fry them or something. Yeah, they used to deep fry them when the fuck they did.
Speaker 2:Them motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:And then they turned them and started baking them because, everybody was talking.
Speaker 4:I did not come here to eat health Right. You don't go to McDonald's expecting to get the highest quality shit Dude absolute it ain't one size you don't
Speaker 3:go there and order a bunch of shit and get a Diet Coke. Yeah, shit was perfect the way it was.
Speaker 4:Hey, I don't understand that either Me, neither Me, neither. Now, listen, I have a Diet Coke. I'm not shitting on nobody's dreams I'm.
Speaker 1:I don't get diet sodas at all.
Speaker 4:If you're gonna drink it, just drink the soda.
Speaker 1:Drink the soda.
Speaker 4:I mean either drink it. Or you can be like oh, I'm diabetic or whatever. Well, don't drink the soda.
Speaker 5:Well then, they got For them. They got the Coke Zero. What is it? The no sugar.
Speaker 2:Yeah, coke Zero, they got that shit for them.
Speaker 4:Or Pepsi, coke Zero tastes like shit, but the whole like diet. All that dude. I had one by mistake, I grabbed it.
Speaker 2:Oh man, that shit is disgusting man, the only one that ain't too bad is the Mountain Dew?
Speaker 4:I forget what it was, the Mountain Dew, I tossed it. Yeah, I had them both.
Speaker 3:The Diet Mountain Dew ain't too bad.
Speaker 1:You know what? That's the one I had.
Speaker 4:They all got the same.
Speaker 3:See, the cap is different.
Speaker 6:The regular one is green, so the label that says diet wasn't a good enough indicator for you.
Speaker 3:No, it wasn't good enough.
Speaker 5:Yeah, no, I just look at the label and I literally just grabbed it. Yeah you got to look at the cap. That makes sense.
Speaker 4:The cap is different, because what happened? I'm looking dead at it, but the one that I grabbed, so the one I was looking at was Mountain Dew.
Speaker 3:It's just like pill bottles.
Speaker 4:But then you just reach, you just figure okay, mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. Okay, here, let me grab the Mountain Dew.
Speaker 3:Then I was like, oh, damn, I'm finna, give you some schooling, right now. Oh hell, here we go when you go near somebody's medicine cabinet, if the pill top is white, you're alright, but if that motherfucker medicine cabinet, if the pill top is white, you are right, but if that motherfucker red, you better leave it there cause you going to bed. I'm telling you right now, if you get, if the pill top, the top of the body, red, that's something that's going to put you to sleep.
Speaker 2:okay, never know that when they give you like Oxycontin and all that shit the top, the body, the cap be red.
Speaker 5:I got something to counter that because you know I had my ACL and all that. They gave me some oxys. It was a white top.
Speaker 3:The one they ever gave me is red.
Speaker 2:Top of the red Titanol PM that come with a red bottle. Yeah, with a red cap.
Speaker 3:The description shit, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:But no, I can't.
Speaker 3:Generally I'm just saying, generally they kind of make it idiot-proof.
Speaker 5:I can't take any more recommendations from this dude.
Speaker 6:Why.
Speaker 5:Because he got me on them. What was it? The marshmallow.
Speaker 4:Oh, you eat marshmallow frutos.
Speaker 5:Oh, he got you too, no.
Speaker 1:Oh, but yeah, he got me on those a couple years ago.
Speaker 5:I'm off of him.
Speaker 4:Oh, you off. I'm off of him. You said it was a crack.
Speaker 5:I was going to say I can't do any more recommendations from him.
Speaker 4:I'm going to tell you what Marshmallow Fruit Loops had me doing. I crawled up the garage, broke into this house and I'm like, ooh, I'm going to take this cable box because I need to get me some Fruit Loops.
Speaker 1:Then I looked down the truth.
Speaker 4:I said, god damn, this is my cable box man, why didn't I just come through the front door? See, I was like that with with horrible hey, dude that stuff, how you making bad decisions man terrible.
Speaker 3:I don't fuck with Crunch Berries, no more, I don't like that oh the Kevin Crunch.
Speaker 5:I've never had Crunch Berries.
Speaker 3:I don't fuck with them, no more. That's just what I'm saying. I'm not fucking with you. I like that.
Speaker 5:I never had Crunch Berries.
Speaker 3:Especially when they put them together Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Crunch Berries and Cap'n Crunch. Oh, I know.
Speaker 3:You can get Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries, or you can get just.
Speaker 5:Crunch Berries, just the Berries.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just the Berries. Yeah, they had that seasonally. They had that seasonally.
Speaker 5:I think I'm going to have to mess with them. I've never had them. That's cocaine, so if Marshmallow, fruit.
Speaker 3:Loops Is crack so.
Speaker 5:Marshmallow Fruit Loops Is crack.
Speaker 4:But berries is cocaine. Marshmallow Fruit Loops Might be fentanyl.
Speaker 5:Dude I. I kid you not, I think I must have bought Like six boxes.
Speaker 2:Dude listen.
Speaker 6:Where you get six boxes from Dude it was stupid, I ain't never seen that shit.
Speaker 2:It was dumb. I ain't never seen it. The.
Speaker 5:Marshmallow Fruit Loops yeah, I ain't never seen that shit man, it was dumb. I ain't never seen it. The marshmallow Froot Loops yeah, don't start, dude. I'm telling you, I knew.
Speaker 4:Do not as soon as I sat there and cracked the box open. I've never in my entire life ate a whole box of cereal Shit.
Speaker 3:Dude, I'm sitting up there Until then.
Speaker 4:You know I get some. I'm eating it. Eating it, All right, I'm good. I'm sitting down watching TV, I go grab the box. Next thing you know, I'm just sitting there with my hand in the box.
Speaker 5:Just eating it dry. No milk, no milk.
Speaker 3:Man, oh, you know, you done lost it D you eating it with no milk.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you what was bad though I was was sitting up here, I had on my underwear and my hot shoes and then I was sitting up here thinking like with a dirty white beater on. My white beater was clean, but I still did look the part of a crackhead. I looked like an N-shaped crackhead.
Speaker 5:That's the very, very beginning of eating marshmallow fruit loops. So then I was like, damn, that's the very, very beginning of eating marshmallow Fruit Loops. That's how it starts.
Speaker 1:So then I was like damn.
Speaker 4:I was like man, let me go to Walmart real quick. Man, this was only this. It wasn't even in this house. This was this might have been a couple houses ago. I go to Walmart sit down. All right, it's like I'm cool.
Speaker 1:I put some, get some milk, All like I'm cool, I put some, get some milk.
Speaker 3:All right, I'm good, you gotta have a glass bowl.
Speaker 1:Next, thing you know.
Speaker 4:I'm back watching TV eating it dry. I said, dude, I'm done, and I swear to God that was the last time I had the marshmallow fruit loops.
Speaker 5:And then he told me about it years later.
Speaker 4:But yeah, I was going to say when I told you, man, this might have been 2000.
Speaker 5:Well, because you told me about two or three years ago.
Speaker 4:Yes, so I think, because I don't think I had cereal. I don't think I ate cereal like over 10 years, like any. Like any, I don't eat cereal at all. I don't think I ate cereal over 10 years Like any, I don't eat cereal at all. I walk down the aisle everything I'm cool.
Speaker 5:Some of it, most of it, damn near all of it it's gotten out of hand.
Speaker 4:I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I like Cookie Crisp.
Speaker 5:They got the classics Lucky Charms. Now they got Sour Patch Kids.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, see, I can't eat that stuff.
Speaker 5:And Watermelon Flavor yeah.
Speaker 4:All that shit. Yeah, you see all the ones your name. Yeah, those are the old, those are the classics. Yeah, those are old school classics.
Speaker 5:He said Cheerios.
Speaker 3:What else?
Speaker 4:you say Rice, krispies Rice.
Speaker 3:Krispies.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Frosted Rice yeah.
Speaker 4:Frosted Rice, frosted Flakes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I Frosted rice, frosted flakes. Cheerios, motherfucking.
Speaker 4:Applejacks. You can't leave it. And then did y'all used to mix it as a kid?
Speaker 3:I'm gonna mix my cereal. You came along with the honeycombs.
Speaker 4:Oh, I love honeycombs. I used to be a member in the honeycomb hideout. I can't get my mama to buy that motherfucker hey if people don't know, google the honeycomb Hideout, the Honeycomb Hideout.
Speaker 5:Honeycomb Hideout. I'm going to have to Google that because I don't know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hell yeah. You weren't in the commercial, were you?
Speaker 1:Nah.
Speaker 3:Honeycomb big yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not small. No, no, no, honeycomb's got a big, big bite, big, big taste in the big big.
Speaker 5:I was like, oh shit, yeah, that's dope.
Speaker 4:Oh, you see the Honeycomb hideout. Yep, is it showing a commercial?
Speaker 5:No, it's just a little AI overview.
Speaker 4:You know AI is true of the world.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's taking the man. If you get a chance, Google the 50 jobs AI is about to take. Oh damn that shit crazy as a motherfucker. They said 50 jobs, ai is about to take Customer service teaching all that shit Teaching yeah, they already got teaching.
Speaker 2:They got a school with no teachers Experimenting with that. Already got that.
Speaker 3:A couple states already got that. School with no teachers Experimenting with that. Already got that. A couple states already got that.
Speaker 2:School with no teachers. You just got one overseer who's like the principal.
Speaker 5:Hey say, overseer faster.
Speaker 3:Overseer faster.
Speaker 5:That's KRS-One baby yeah shout out to KRS-One Officer overseer officer.
Speaker 3:Black cop, black cop.
Speaker 4:No, that's the shit right there.
Speaker 5:That was my jam Damn Stock traders Hole.
Speaker 4:And we're gonna have to tap on that.
Speaker 2:Next time?
Speaker 4:Yeah, man, I need to tap on that now, right now In movie news. Hey, dude, I'm telling you right now, all the movies that's out, I don't know, wait, did I say I saw Naked Gun? You, yeah, you did. I told you I can't keep up. I do this for the people, I do this for y'all. I don't know what I'm going to see this week, but I think then the movie was Sidney Sweeney that came out last week Sidney Sweeney and them.
Speaker 3:No, that's the Jean girl, ain't it?
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Jean girl. And how to.
Speaker 3:They're trying to turn it into something that it ain't Paralegals.
Speaker 4:They taking over that Damn.
Speaker 5:That shit's crazy. That is kind of damn you got to think about it.
Speaker 1:They're coming for my job in a minute. It's taking a job. A personal trainer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're going to get that one.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah y'all, but no, but you got to think about it Because you can go in and chat GPT but see if you think about it like this here if you just say paralegal or like that?
Speaker 3:how are you going to step down and do a normal job, right? You know what I mean? Yeah, you know. At that point, you a house Negro, you ain't going to work out in the field, mm-hmm.
Speaker 5:At that point that's like going from eating a five-star meal every night to McDonald's.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you just got to go to the Dollar Menu five times.
Speaker 2:And you knew this.
Speaker 5:All right, it's a movie called Honey.
Speaker 4:Don't.
Speaker 5:Honey Don't.
Speaker 4:I have no idea what it's about.
Speaker 5:Y'all know we do not fact check on this show. Hey, doesn't AI do scripts now Like movie scripts? I don't. I have no idea what it's about. Y'all know we do not fact check on this show. Doesn't AI do scripts now Like movie scripts?
Speaker 3:No, no. They say they're going to move screenwriters. I mean they start writing books and shit. There's going to be no authors in the room.
Speaker 4:We're going to find a female actor and then we're going to have her and Joe act out a scene.
Speaker 5:She's got to be a muscle mommy, though I don't know no muscle mommy. We got to branch out.
Speaker 4:It's going to be for.
Speaker 5:It's going to be for the radio, and she's got to be Asian for Steve.
Speaker 2:Asian muscle mommy.
Speaker 5:Asian muscle. Matter of fact, let me see Told y'. Let me see Told y'all, I was done. Hey, this is my marshmallow Froot Loops we got Honey, don't?
Speaker 4:There's a movie called Relay, relay. Well, freakier Friday came out last week and Nobody 2. Oh, they showing the 40-year-old version. I want to see Nobody 2. The 40-year-old version came out 20 years ago. Damn.
Speaker 3:But they doing those summer repeats anything this time of year.
Speaker 4:If you haven't seen the 40-year-old version, because, I'm going to tell you this, I probably watched the 40 old virgin, because, I'm going to tell you this, I probably watched the 40 year old virgin or 40 year old virgin, maybe 8 years after it had already been out oh had you man. That movie is hilarious.
Speaker 1:I'm like why the hell didn't we see this?
Speaker 4:oh, it had me in stitches, anyway, they showing that for the 20th anniversary check. I'm like why the hell didn't we see this? Oh, they had me in stitches, anyway, they showing that for the 20th anniversary. Check your local listings they got. Who was the one dude? Austin? Is it Austin Butler? He's in a movie called Caught Stealing. I think he was the. He's the new. He's going to be like the new Brad Pitt. He's the new, young and up and coming dude. He's in a movie called Caught Stealing Stealing. I don't know what it's that about either. Probably someone. I guess he used to be a baseball player, I don't know.
Speaker 5:Oh, it's one of those titles yeah, I can deal with it can you dig it?
Speaker 4:hey, the Warriors. Hey, you know, I did not know the Warriors. They said it's a cultural phenomenon, right, but it bombed at the movie theater yeah, it's one of those cult classics, it did not do. Well, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:And that's weird, it bombed at the movie theater, but you know what it didn't? Dolomite.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, dolomite.
Speaker 3:It was one of the first films that grossed a million dollars, over a million dollars.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, it pretty did.
Speaker 3:Dolomite boy no, but that's like. And then he put that in theaters that wouldn't even I mean the major theaters wouldn't take him. So he did it in the hood, the hood theaters, and they were showing that midnight.
Speaker 5:Okay, see, that's dead air. That wasn't dead air.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we was all looking down you on your phone, yeah, yeah, I can't see my phone, I'm distracted.
Speaker 1:I can't see my phone Well guess what.
Speaker 3:My glasses are fucked up.
Speaker 5:What happened to your glasses?
Speaker 3:They finally got too dirty, I grabbed the wrong one.
Speaker 5:Oh, okay.
Speaker 4:You didn't grab the super goggles, the tactical the tacticals looking like a sniper.
Speaker 3:Sorry, I ain't got no moves for you guys.
Speaker 4:I did watch. Oh, I was watching some of the kingdom Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, I want to watch the thing on Netflix for the Dallas Cowboys I heard that's real good, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:That's got to be good.
Speaker 5:I'm going to watch Hobbs and Shaw. Oh see there we go. Sometime this weekend I'm going to watch Hobbs and Shaw.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you got to man my favorite scene.
Speaker 5:I'm going to give you a full report next week.
Speaker 4:I just watched it. Just for the one scene I said, boy, I tell you what I think. That's real. What was you about to?
Speaker 3:say, Joe, Did you see the Jerry Jones interview? What?
Speaker 4:on the Netflix. Thing.
Speaker 3:With Michael Irvin and he did another one on their podcast. Oh, no, no, Well, he talking mad. Oh, jerry jones. He said we gave him a deal. They told him to shove it up our ass damn for real I was like wow, so that deal was.
Speaker 3:That's why they told him to shove it up his ass, and then he went on about then the other he was on another show and he was talking about like well, he started talking about you know, you got the kid. And what the kid do he want something? He asked mommy. Mommy said no, and he go ask daddy. Daddy said yes, and he come back and say that shit I can have. And he said I'm not falling for that bullshit man. But I thought they had signed Michael Parks.
Speaker 4:Nah, nope, he still. I guess they call it the hold in now, where they show up, so they don't get fined, but they just don't participate.
Speaker 3:Kind of like James.
Speaker 4:Cook. Yeah, he, like Boy Football is here.
Speaker 2:That's right, got the draft coming up.
Speaker 3:I got draft tomorrow. Tip your bartenders, so it's my money draft. Chris built a show up with me, but he ain't showed up yet Been five years now have your pets spayed or neutered.
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Speaker 6:Pay your money because there is rents due Stu yeah, exactly because there is people that pay late.
Speaker 4:And this year I'm calling people out because I know everybody is gainfully employed and everybody. You know, this is just, it's just for fun. Anyway, I'm going to call that casino.
Speaker 3:Anyway, actually we play for free. I'm going to go casino. Fuck you, Joe Boo, I do it myself All right, y'all we out of here, Peace, peace.