Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Muscle Mommies: The Ultimate Dating Debate
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What would the world sound like if you could speak with any accent? The crew dives into this fascinating question, revealing their preferences for Australian swagger, Irish charm, and British wit while unpacking how certain phrases hit differently depending on who's saying them. Their linguistic journey takes unexpected turns, exposing cultural differences that will have you rethinking common expressions you've heard your entire life.
The conversation shifts when "muscle mommies" enter the chat—strong, fitness-focused women who command attention in any room. As dating preferences are debated with unfiltered honesty, the hosts share personal experiences that range from admiration to hilarious mishaps, proving that attraction remains gloriously subjective despite changing beauty standards.
Perhaps most relatable is the confession about cereal addiction that has one host describing his rock-bottom moment: standing in his underwear eating Marshmallow Froot Loops straight from the box like "an N-shaped crackhead." This sparks a nostalgic dive into childhood favorites, fast food disappointments (McDonald's apple pies were perfect before they started baking them!), and workout routines designed to combat these indulgences.
From wrestling legends to protein supplements, from upcoming movies to football season preparations, this episode weaves through topics with the effortless flow of friends who genuinely enjoy each other's company. The result? A listening experience that feels less like a structured podcast and more like being invited to the funniest table at your favorite neighborhood spot.
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Introduction and Roll Call
Speaker 2I gotta get back to dancing, let's go.
Speaker 3I gotta go home and feed you some meat.
Speaker 4Here we go Back for another week, live in front of a studio audience. This is brought to you by Barker's Beauties. Shout out to Bob Barker those pretty motherfuckers RIP. And we might as well get this out the way early. Bob Barker, you know, one of Barker's beauties was from Ohio, just saying it.
Speaker 2One of them. What was her name? Jackie, I remember.
Speaker 4Jackie, look up, jackie, she was from Youngstown. Youngstown, ohio, oh, wow yeah. Jacqueline, my bad, jacqueline.
Speaker 3Since you bring that shit up, let's do the introduction first. Oh, somebody's from Alabama. Let's do the introduction first.
Speaker 4Okay, Shit go ahead.
Speaker 3We're going to start with you, then you can't start with me I'm second in command.
Speaker 4He said I'm second in command. Anyway, hey, Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We have a high power bar jackpot and I am looking at the car I am purchasing. As soon as I hit, it's an Escalade. You don't really want to see them. You don't want them to know, right, they see you riding around.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh God.
Speaker 3That's not like the show yeah.
Speaker 4It's a 1999 Cadillac Escalade. That's my dream car. Anyway, this your boy, bosco, and sit into my left.
Speaker 5This be the one they call Christian Sit into my left.
Speaker 3Hey, this is one of the only roadies.
Speaker 1Oh my left.
Speaker 4Hey, this is one of the only roadies. Oh, it's football team.
Speaker 3Alabama Joe, baby Alabama, Joe's back Roll Tide and to my left.
Speaker 6Superman is in the building.
Speaker 4Pew pew pew, pew, pew.
Speaker 3Hey, it's gonna be Roll Tide, baby, roll Tide.
Speaker 4Yeah, roll Tide, let the crowd go. And that is the crowd that's brought to you by Arsenio Hall. Okay, also from Ohio.
Speaker 3Okay, had to make up a lot.
Speaker 4I wonder if I didn't say nobody last week Did.
Speaker 1I.
Speaker 4Did I? I don't think so Probably yeah, you did. You said somebody every week. You said somebody every week, every week Did I?
Speaker 2I don't think so Probably yeah, you did. You said something every week.
Speaker 3You said something every week. You don't even know what you said. Hey, I got to man. You don't know what you said.
Speaker 4Shout out to.
Speaker 3Cedar Point. I was wondering about Silky. You know he's in one of them foreign lands. Hey, Silky will be back next week. I wonder if he come back with an accent. He got his pinky up right now. I wonder if he come back with an accent.
Speaker 5You think you know he will.
Accents from Around the World
Speaker 4Yeah, bad, and bougie Like an accent, just bougie.
Speaker 2Hey, that would be hilarious.
Speaker 4He said just bougie To the.
Speaker 2U.
Speaker 4Yeah to theU. Yeah, tell yo. Tell yo, I'm like man. Alright, I got one for y'all if you was from, if you was from another country or what accent do you wish you could speak in?
Speaker 2oh man, if I was from another country yeah. I like Australian accents. Australian accent yeah, that shit good gets me going. I like bitch accents, australian accent. Yeah, that shit good Gets me going. I like bitch Austin, she's Austin.
Speaker 3That's crazy Cause I like.
Speaker 4There it is. We done, started already. I like the Ireland.
Speaker 5I guess that's kinda Kinda on par with my topic so.
Speaker 3Give me a hot redhead from Ireland, from Ireland, with freckles and shit.
Speaker 5Damn Irish from hey. Did y'all know there's black people in Scotland?
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2I never thought of it, never crossed my mind.
Speaker 4Negro complexioned. Sounds straight up Scottish, oh really.
Speaker 2That's crazy.
Speaker 4Yeah, there's, asians in Jamaica I did not know that what Asians? In Jamaica. You did not know that there was Asians in Jamaica. Yeah man.
Speaker 2You know the Asians love that black ding-a-ling.
Speaker 3When they first hit Ireland and all that shit, I thought they ran into the African pygmy ones over there Shit, I don't know.
Speaker 5I'm terrible at history. At least that's a history thing I'm not a history buff.
Speaker 4What accent would you want? Hmm.
Speaker 3You insane Irish.
Speaker 5Yeah, I'd probably go Irish You'd go Irish?
Speaker 4Yeah, probably I like it.
Speaker 5That's crazy Start talking shit.
Speaker 4Yeah, mine, I'd probably go. Yeah, I'd go to the UK.
Speaker 3I couldn't, I couldn't do, I couldn't do UK. I'll probably do the UK. Yeah, they, they don't even curse, right yeah.
Speaker 5Actually I'm gonna. I'm gonna change mine, I'm gonna go UK Cause I like the way they curse yeah, yeah, I just like that's cool I'm not a big Like you.
Speaker 3Nasty little bugger Fucking bullocks it's fucking bullocks yeah.
Speaker 1You nasty little bugger, you know what that means.
Speaker 3What is bug. Do you know what that means? What you nasty little bugger, what?
Speaker 4does that?
Speaker 3mean, I mean, you're a fat ass fucking shit.
Speaker 4That's what bugger means.
Speaker 3I'm just saying Butt fucker.
Speaker 5Bugger, five and a half minutes in Exactly.
Speaker 3I'm just saying, though, that's what it means, that's what they mean when they say it. But when they say it on TV, nobody really knows, cause they're saying you a nasty little bugger.
Speaker 5I know they like to say the C word a lot yeah they love saying the C word you know, that's one word I don't like.
Speaker 4I can't say it.
Speaker 5I thought white people said it everybody says it in the UK oh, ok, ok.
Speaker 3I was going to say, Like I just heard Castro say. But see they I don't even know what it means.
Speaker 5They say it like we say asshole.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5So when somebody gets called a C word, C word.
Speaker 3That's crazy.
Speaker 4Why would they say that it's like hey, I do have a hey, that's crazy.
Speaker 3Why would?
Speaker 4they say that it's like you just got to be a person.
Speaker 1Hey, I do have a hey. Why is that word so offensive C word.
Speaker 5Because, I mean when I hear it, I'm just lying. Yeah, just the word. I'm okay if I hear it, I just can't say it. I don't know why. Yeah.
Speaker 3No, I don't say all this shit, they say it. But I'm just saying I always thought it just meant coochie, that's what I thought.
Speaker 5That's the American adaptation. Which did you know? The P word isn't really synonymous with coochie.
Speaker 3It's a cat.
Speaker 5If somebody calls you a pussy, they're actually calling you soft.
Speaker 4Yeah, they're calling you a sissy, no like the word pussy is short for pusillanimous.
Speaker 2No, really, look it up oh really. Yeah.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 2So the word cunt is short for cunnilingus.
Speaker 5Okay, there's no T in cunnilingus.
Speaker 3Well, it's short, though it's abbreviated.
Speaker 5So you abbreviate and add letters? Yeah, you do Cunnilingus.
Speaker 3So basically it's not curse words at all, cause they say you a cunt. That means you just do a little cunnilingus. Everybody does a little cunnilingus. Just lick a little box is all. Everybody have relations. Call me the UPS man lingets.
Speaker 5Everybody does little cunnilingus Just lick a little box is all. Yeah, everybody have relations. Call me the UPS man, that's hilarious. Yeah, but yeah, the P word pussy is not a derogatory term.
Speaker 3Okay then. So why is everybody defending when somebody say bitch? Because, which is supposed to be a female dog. But I'm just saying.
Speaker 5NWA, I was going to say rappers.
Speaker 2Had to go ahead and negatize the word Speak on it, brother, because what they wanted to do is take the power back. They didn't want to give the bitch word the power, just like we took the nigga word and took the power out of it and started calling everybody nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga nigga, and it means a term of endearment Shout out to Queen.
Speaker 5Latifah Shout out to Tribe Called Quest.
Speaker 2Exactly.
Speaker 5See. Shout out to Q-Tip. I like Q-Tip.
Speaker 2Shout out to Professor X.
Speaker 5U-N-I-T-Y X-Clan, x-clan you a little bitch.
Speaker 4Hey, what, hey. So what's the HQ? My topic? Yep, Christian got the topics for the day. I got a topic.
Speaker 5A topic. Let's take it, baby. What we got Y'all know about muscle mommies.
Speaker 4Muscle, mommies Muscle mommies, big muscle-bound women that got kids.
Speaker 2That's bodybuilders. Is it women that lactate Big muscle it women that lactate Big?
Speaker 5muscle-bond women that lactate Sure, it's just some pretty motherfuckers with muscles. Now would y'all rather.
Speaker 3I'd rather have muscles. I love muscle-bond.
Speaker 4No, I wasn't here.
Speaker 5I was just gonna say would y'all rather have a soccer mom milf or a muscle mommy?
Speaker 4Don't necessarily mean she's got kids.
Speaker 3It's just the term that yeah, the kids use these days. I'm gonna take the muscle man.
Speaker 5I take the soccer, mom milf soccer mom milf. I'm taking whoever so man, I don't know what it is. This week week I've been really so. I work at a gym where it's owned by bodybuilders, so the TV's pretty much always got bodybuilder shit on it, and this one that's on constant rotation, this chick clearly she's on shit Like she's fucking yoked right. This bitch is pretty as fuck yeah you know her name?
Speaker 4Nope, can't remember. Alright, show me a bad muscle.
Speaker 2I met one at Exit 7 one time I'll show you Remember.
Speaker 3Exit 7? Yup, I went to Exit 7 one time. There was a bodybuilding chick in there. That bitch was gorgeous, was she Shit? Yeah, and can move in them heels. I shot my shot, but she wouldn't give it to me.
Speaker 5So you wouldn't whoop up on a bodybuilder. She Female bodybuilder Clarification.
Speaker 4I don't know man.
Speaker 3It's too late. I already have, so I'm good Story time nigga, I don't know man, it's too late.
Speaker 5I already have, so I'm good.
Speaker 3Story time. Nigga, I beat one up once.
Speaker 5How was it?
Speaker 3Good, baby good.
Speaker 5Was it all like muscly? Was she natural or was she on shit?
Speaker 4I'd almost rather have a chubby chick, really, yeah, a chubby chick, really yeah.
Speaker 5A chubby chick over a muscular chick.
Speaker 3No, but the thing is though like Couldn't get down with it. The muscle chick. See, she wasn't used to the raw Ah no she wasn't used to that raw strumpf yeah. From a country negro Well.
Speaker 5I mean y'all, as the kids say, y'all built that.
Speaker 3So when I picked that motherfucker up, you beat it up and walked across the room.
Speaker 4Yeah, Dude, I don't know what it is man Ain't going for it, huh.
Speaker 2Uh-uh, I'm cool on that. What's the girl name from Street Fighter Chun-Li?
Speaker 5Thank you, I couldn't think of her name. Hold on, let me show you this one. Oh, I think I know which one you about to pull up.
Speaker 2Tell me you wouldn't do this.
Speaker 3Now it's different. It's different. A fitness model? No, I do a fitness model.
Speaker 4I don't know if that's what we about to pull up.
Speaker 1It's just a smaller version though, that's just what I pulled up.
Speaker 5But nah, this chick probably is about 5'6", 5'7".
Speaker 4Yeah no, this is okay.
Speaker 3But they really small though.
Speaker 4But now I look you know like you probably have to show me another one. I think the face threw me off.
Speaker 3I'm big in. You looked at too many body parts.
Speaker 5You should have stopped by the third one yeah, when I saw man okay that's probably AI, but that would be considered a muscle mommy.
Speaker 2Let me see that she considered a muscle mommy.
Speaker 3That Let me see that she considered a muscle mommy. Yeah, that's probably AI yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, but no, but still yeah, no, I wasn't.
Speaker 5That's who I just pulled up. Yeah, yeah, you just pulled up.
Speaker 4You know. Yes as soon as I saw it. Yes to both of them.
Speaker 5As soon as you said muscle mommy, that's exactly what I did, but now I look crazy because look crazy, because, okay, well, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, I told you the face threw me off Shit.
Speaker 4Hey y'all we sitting here. We got dead air, but that's because we looking up and back.
Speaker 3No, we don't have dead air.
Speaker 5Yeah, no, that's what we.
Speaker 3Look at her man.
Speaker 4Hey, listen, I'm going to tell you you, the people are here for the journey. Once again, let me explain what we do here this is a weekly round table. We call it a podcast, but we sit up here and see that's what you get right there you get all the good stuff. Sometimes we have special guests, sometimes we don't.
Speaker 3That's what you get right there, you get all the good stuff.
Speaker 4Sometimes we have special guests, sometimes we don't. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Speaker 5Oh shit, she's an actual person, the one I showed you. That's not AI, she's a real person.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, Let me see.
Speaker 3Her thing says IFBB.
Speaker 5Let me see so that means she's on shit BBL. Let she squats. She's an IFBB athlete, so that means she's on shit. Bbl Let me look.
Speaker 2That means she squats, told you, look at that 315.
Speaker 5Easy 315?
Speaker 4Oh yeah, no, yeah yeah. The best skit ever right there. What's that?
Speaker 3Oh, that, right there, that's one of the best skits ever. Is that Aaron Spears and Damon Wayans. Yeah, what they say you is. They say you is Confused like a bug.
Speaker 4You gonna send it to us so we can Play it for the people.
Speaker 5Ain't no music in it is it.
Speaker 4Yeah, you know they say when Joe like he'll tell stuff but he won't be telling the whole story, then you'll be leaving the people in suspense, like you just talked about this. The people want to know.
Speaker 2People want to know what is. We hear they be like, oh, what was?
Speaker 4y'all talking about. By the time they text and ask me I done forgot?
Speaker 3I don't know, Let me listen to the show. Yeah, I done, said it to you. Now let's see.
Speaker 4Damn. Oh, we got a that shit is hilarious, All right y'all, here we go. This is oh, you know, I forgot my phone ain't hooked up to. All right, I'll just play it right here. Uh-uh, let's see, hold up. Oh, you know, we got to. Oh, steve got to play it and just play it in the oh, all right. Yeah, just hold it. Hold it right there, blow the whistle. That's my jam.
Speaker 2I said what they say you is. Don't do that.
Speaker 6I think my electric tase ain't shocking you in the mouth while you drinking water. Hold it up. Welcome to America. My name is Claude Dale Washington. I'm an integration specialist. How are you? Hello, let's get this over with. Hold on. What they say you is, excuse me. What they say you is what they say I. What. When you're standing in the bathroom or sitting in the bathroom, what they say you is. Well, when I'm in here by myself, I'm a woman, but sometimes guys look over the top and I don't know what to do. I'm a female. Hello, I'm Diva. I'm all Diva. Check it. Hello, you see it. Okay. Well, let me see where you come from. I'm from Brooklyn, biggie. Hey, I didn't say what you look like.
Speaker 6I said where you come from migrating, from you migrating. I was in Jamaica, I was in Jamaica, I ain't even gonna lie to you K. I was out there because you know, I was trying to find me some brothers. Ain't no brothers left in the United States, Ain't no niggas good out here. But that time I went on a date with a brother out here.
Speaker 6He took me to a rotisserie chicken dinner lights turn out. I don't know how many corn and cheese you have. I can eat about six chickens for once. Well, can you blame me? And what is your name? Is it Chloe Dell, chloe Dilly? It's Chordell. Oh my God, that's so pretty. What is that? French and Vietnamese Chordell? That sounds like a nice pair of shoes. I like that, miss Stump. Miss Stump, I got to do something about that. If you sneeze, you stab yourself in the chest.
Speaker 1That does kind of happen sometimes.
Speaker 6I'm going to do it in your bed. Go easy in there. My personal stuff is in there. That's my bra. The Jamaican dude I got with told me my teddy's stank. I don't know why. That's because when I'm leaving the plane I'm going to go into town. There's a.
Speaker 4Can you please help me out? Hello, yo, what year is that? From? What is this? That is my listening device. I listen to music through that?
Wrestling Nostalgia and Fitness Talk
Speaker 6Hello, be easy, let me see. It looks like it's some cold. Be careful which buttons you pick. You're going to erase my chicken recipes and bugs and bugs, and bugs and bugs, and bugs and bugs and bugs, and that's right. Hey, I put music to a chicken recipe. That's the best way to do it. You know what I'm saying? Get fat and groove. Wait a minute. What did they say you is when you're burping? Why didn't you ask me that question? What did they say you is? What do I look like? What do I look like?
Speaker 4Oh man, what show was that? I've never even heard or seen it heard or seen it.
Speaker 5It sounds like a different color.
Speaker 6Was that a different color? It's like a prison riot.
Speaker 4I don't even remember that skit. Ask you to play a game of basketball.
Speaker 6I would love to, but either way, baby, I'll back you down in the paint. You don't want none of this because of Elbow. I'm like Shaq nigga, don't do that, Don't reach. That's how you get postcards.
Speaker 4Yeah, okay, that's how you get postcards. They are wild. That's our comedy clip. That's our comedy clip of the week. They crazy as hell. What they say you eat, that's wild.
Speaker 3Yeah, I's wild.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 3He said when you play basketball.
Speaker 4When he said when you go to the bathroom, what they say you eat when they look down on you when they look down on you. So all right, so were y'all a big fan of China. The wrestler, the wrestler, the wrestler.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I, like China Did you. Yep, yep, yeah, I even saw the porn.
Speaker 3That was good, me too. Oh, she had a porn, she did Her and what's his name? X-pac, x -Pac, yeah who was that. X-pac.
Speaker 5Who was that Wrestler slash?
Speaker 3boyfriend Black dude. No, he was not black.
Speaker 5He gone too. Xbox he's still around.
Speaker 3I thought he gone on.
Speaker 4Still around. I was a big wrestling fan.
Speaker 3There's a lot of them gone on, most of the ones that was on steroids, allegedly, allegedly on steroids Right.
Speaker 5That wasn't even what took Chyna Allegedly? Oh no, that was something else. She did, oh, she took herself out. I think it was accidental. Oh yeah, like what?
Speaker 4pills or something Allegedly Damn, allegedly.
Speaker 2Damn Allegedly.
Speaker 1RIP.
Speaker 4Chyna yeah, I liked her, though, Like you know, yeah, she was cool. I liked her wrestling Mm-hmm, I go way back to like Big John Studd and Axl. Jim Duggan.
Speaker 3I like Junkyard baby, that was my dog.
Speaker 4Junkyard. Remember Kamala Junkyard that motherfucker.
Speaker 3Everything on him was nappy boy Head beard chest.
Speaker 2He didn't care.
Speaker 4Orange chic Dog, I am you looking?
Speaker 1at the muscle mommy. Yeah, I went down a rabbit hole, show me another one.
Speaker 4All right, I got you. Hey, andre the Giant boy.
Speaker 5They said he was a super cool dude.
Speaker 4Oh, andre the Giant, yeah, yeah, very friendly he was so big, said he would stay. Hey, y'all knew that he was the one that played Bigfoot in Six Million Dollar man right, mm-hmm yeah he didn't have to change his walk Andre, the Giant next to.
Speaker 3Shaq, that was a good episode, two part series episode that motherfucker got with. He got with Steve though. Oh yeah, see, he got with Steve. That's just a thick motherfucker she's just thick as hell at this point. You just Looking at fantasy.
Speaker 5Well, Look, I typed that in and that's the first thing that came up. That ain't no.
Speaker 2God damn Muscle mommy. Imposter.
Speaker 5But then you can't figure.
Speaker 3You can't go by the phone now, cause there's all this filters and CG's and all the IG's and then Whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 1When you meet that motherfucking public.
Speaker 3You be like, wait a damn minute, hey.
Speaker 4but now what if they say the same thing about us?
Speaker 3They can't though I'm too old to use filters.
Speaker 5Yeah, he don't. He don't even know how he barely know how to use an iPhone.
Speaker 2He barely use his phone.
Speaker 3Yeah. But you see it what you get.
Speaker 1Ain't no.
Speaker 3FaceTime.
Speaker 4Ain't nothing matter with a little clean up Shit a little wrinkle here and there. So now, what if a chick? She got the little filters on. She looks beautiful and you meet her in person. She's beautiful, but you can tell she had a couple little filters. You going to shit on her for it, probably.
Speaker 5I wouldn't shit on her if she had a lot of filters.
Speaker 3I wouldn't. I ride through the date, I wouldn't shit on her. I might smash it.
Speaker 5I'd ask her about the filters, Like what the fuck you do that for? I'd smash it. He's not that hostile, but you know.
Speaker 1Yeah, he got aggressive, take that fucking makeup off.
Speaker 3Sound like you been fooled before.
Speaker 5You know what Story time I have? That nigga been catfished and then she drove from a far distance and I had to had to take one for the team. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 1You're my dog bro Way to keep hope alive. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3That's hope for young youth out there. Keep hope alive. That's hope for the youth of.
Speaker 5America out there, I'm tired of these old motherfuckers.
Speaker 3I told her that's not what you look like, and I had to get me an excuse to leave. No, you hit that shit anyway. That's what you do.
Speaker 5It was really on, it wasn't to the degree of smoky.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 5She got out the car and I was thinking fuck In my head.
Speaker 4I was thinking that Was she bad.
Speaker 5In the worst way possible.
Speaker 3Yeah yeah. That only happened to me one time where I couldn't drink a motherfucker pretty, there you go. That only happened to me one time where I couldn't drink a motherfucker pretty, there you go.
Speaker 1That motherfucker was an ugly boy.
Speaker 5I couldn't drink that big, pretty, you didn't drink her pretty.
Speaker 3I was drinking my ass off. I did a shot of that. I told my boss man, this motherfucker's still ugly. Damn, I had something to go. I didn't drink too much. That motherfucker's still ugly. She tried to follow me home, but you know what, though?
Protein Supplements and Late-Night Eating
Speaker 5Can't really judge a book by the cover. Would you hit that Cause I've read a few pages that were amazing.
Speaker 3That look like a couple filters. I'm scared of that. I ain't seen no titties.
Speaker 2You say you trying to set me up.
Speaker 3I don't play them guys.
Speaker 2That's for 12 year olds Titties she's going to show me some titties.
Speaker 4You saw when she leaned back right.
Speaker 3Now you need baby pictures, nigga. I want to see what you were when you was born.
Speaker 1What they say you is.
Speaker 4No shit who. You went to prom with your baby pictures when the motherfucker is at.
Speaker 3You can't even go by that. Now there you go, joe. No shit who you went to prom with, yeah man, where your baby pictures, where them motherfuckers at Now.
Speaker 5You can't even go by that now?
Speaker 1There you go, joe.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, see, now you can't even go by that, because you know they letting these kids Get these Surgeries and shit.
Speaker 5Oh, yeah, yeah, shit is getting out. Yeah, 10 and 12 years old Getting surgeries, crazy On hormones and shit, or you know doing shots and all that Ain't no legend, no motherfuckers doing that shit.
Speaker 3But the thing is though, you know you can't do it no more. Muscle mommy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4I ain't never heard that, ever. God damn it.
Speaker 3Shit. Motherfuckers taking all kinds of drugs and shit, pissing the pedophiles off. They don't know if they're kids or not.
Speaker 2Muscle milk.
Speaker 4I'm leaving that alone. We are going to get counted.
Speaker 3I did my best. Them motherfuckers. Hey man, they know what's going on man. These motherfuckers are trying to lower the age of consent and everything. Now I heard that they're trying to lower the age of consent and everything.
Speaker 4Now I heard that. I heard that they're trying to lower the age of consent. Consent yeah To what. Come on, man Nigga.
Speaker 3Because they fucking freaks.
Speaker 4No, I said to what To like, what age Like 16?
Speaker 313?.
Speaker 2What I don't know. That's ridiculous. I don't know that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3Hell nah they trying to lower the age of consent bro.
Speaker 4Hell nah Anyway.
Speaker 3It's like 10 seconds In other news Yep Okay.
Speaker 4Yep Well let's get on some positive shit. I'm positive that's nasty as hell. Fucking stallion On a positive note.
Speaker 5Let me see Now we can't even talk about NFL football In the NFL. No, don't go there. Nope, I'm not going there, I'm not, man Fuck.
Speaker 4Cleveland.
Speaker 3Going to Cleveland? Nope.
Speaker 5Then we had to listen to a whole segment about Ohio when we talking about Cleveland. Oh, okay, I thought you was going to. What the fuck you talking about? I thought you was going to. He ain't even went to Cincinnati what?
Speaker 4you think?
Speaker 3he was going to say Shit, I got to bring here you go Steve. Cincinnati, toledo.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, let me see, oh yeah, oh yeah, she's nice, she's very, very nice.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4I mean I got to blow it up, dog, how do I blow it up? I think you just got to do that. Oh yeah, no, that ain't yeah. My eyesight ain't what it was when I was 25.
Speaker 5I yeah, my eyesight ain't what it was when I was 25.
Speaker 3I'm going to blow it up for you. Hold on, joe, you got my glasses you don't have to.
Speaker 2Okay, well, just to actually go back to that. It says that the states there have been rumors about the states lowering the age of consent to 14, but fact-checking sources have found these claims to be false. All right, that could just be clickbait. Oh, okay, just letting you know.
Speaker 3Could be, that's true, could be clickbait.
Speaker 2Yep, mm-hmm. Yeah, they say it's still 18. God damn it.
Speaker 1Huh.
Speaker 2They say it's still 18.
Speaker 5Still 18 18. I'm sick of these gym pants though these motherfuckers be adding a lot of shit with the stitching yeah, they put a lot on it, let me see do you know the philippines? I'm done.
Speaker 2Philippines got a motherfucking age.
Speaker 5Says it's 12 oh my god, no, it's like that in mexico too right said it right here.
Speaker 2The country in the Philippines has 12 year old age of consent to females. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5A few years ago went down to a little border town Back when I was still living in Tucson with Bitcoin Freddy. We went to I think it was Nogales. It was little girls just camped out on the side of the streets, dressed weird as hell.
Speaker 4Like little kids, yeah little kids.
Speaker 5So I got curious, like why are these little girls dressed like this?
Speaker 4They was trying to dress like they was grown women, huh.
Speaker 5Like they was selling, oh my God. So I looked up the age of consent and, sure enough, 12.
Speaker 3That's fucked up, man. College football starts tomorrow. That's fucked up, man. College football starts tomorrow.
Speaker 4That's disgusting. Who's playing? I don't know Somebody playing.
Speaker 3Berlin, kansas State, is playing. Who the fuck they playing? Iowa State, iowa.
Speaker 4State they playing Berlin, yeah, they playing Berlin, the Berlin Classic.
Speaker 3Kansas State and Iowa State. Thank God, college football is playing the Berlin Classic.
Speaker 5Yeah, they playing Berlin, the Berlin Classic, kansas State and Iowa State. Thank God, college football is back.
Speaker 3The Berlin Classic.
Speaker 4Yeah they play over.
Speaker 5I think Notre Dame played last year the first game.
Speaker 4Yeah, no, it's like the.
Speaker 5No, it'd be the first and it's already a classic?
Speaker 4No, they played one.
Speaker 3Thursday, didn't they?
Speaker 4This one I played Thursday.
Speaker 5Oh, okay, I think no, they played. They played in In Ireland, right yeah, it was Ireland.
Speaker 3Yeah, I think it was Just like the NFL. Wait, what did I say?
Speaker 4Did I say Berlin?
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4No, I meant Ireland. Oh, okay, my bad.
Speaker 3Yeah, ireland, I want to go there. Redhead, ireland, you talking?
Speaker 2about Ireland. Yeah, and get redhead Ireland.
Speaker 3You talking about Ireland, yeah and get you a redhead, redhead, green eyes, all that shit. Yeah, talking that shit, I want to see the motherfucking blue veins in her arm.
Speaker 1All that, that's what I'm talking about well, we don't sound like damn you sisters. I'm sorry, that's just the way.
Speaker 2I feel at this moment he said that's how I feel that's Uncle Ruckus.
Speaker 4Right there, the thirst is real, that's right, that sweet white nectar.
Speaker 5So the dude, the dude who did Uncle Ruckus' voice I seen him on a, on a reel this morning talking mad shit to Mark Henry. You remember Mark Henry?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 5From WWE.
Speaker 4Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, they were at a convention.
Speaker 5They was just talking mad shit. It was funny as hell.
Speaker 1See if I can find it.
Speaker 4What was it Did he sound? Did he sound like a?
Speaker 1No, he sounded just like him, revan on the record, no relation.
Speaker 5He lost a lot of weight too, Mark Henry, or the Both of them actually oh, okay, down.
Speaker 1That motherfucker high as you can get that motherfucker down there 450 pounds.
Speaker 6Oh man, oh, you see the camera over there. I brought the white cameraman to film this whole damn thing. Okay, strongest Negro in the world. When I look at you, I think that's too much chocolate y'all.
Speaker 4There's a chocolate man in the world, yeah.
Speaker 5He was. I think he was an Olympic lifter or strongman competitor.
Speaker 3I don't know. I think he won that strongman competition a couple times.
Speaker 4Hey, just think about that. To be the top like Usain Bolt is the fastest man ever. Yeah, michael Phelps, fastest swimmer, fastest swimmer ever. To be the fastest at what you do Like this guy is the strongest person ever. What was he in? I don't know. That's crazy. To have that Be like the fastest woman ever.
Speaker 5The fastest man ever the strongest man or woman ever fastest swimmer, he did it all. He did Olympic lifting. No-transcript. So yeah, he was probably.
Speaker 3He got to be strong to pick up those ball Right.
Speaker 2Yeah them balls.
Speaker 4It was one guy I saw on a clip. He's not even a real big guy. Oh man, I got to find a clip Damn 6'4" 360. He was going, he was picking whatever he was trying to pick up. There was big big guys, not necessarily Mark.
Speaker 1Henry, but big guys like that.
Speaker 3They couldn't even pick it up and it was it oh, my god, you're talking about that guy in disguise, or?
Speaker 4no, it was just a regular. I mean, look, I probably weighed 200 something pounds but. I guess his grip his hand grip and all that stuff is so strong he was was able to pick it up. I mean now, like I said, it could have just been, I think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3They have this. It's kind of like a dumbbell, almost. Yeah yeah, like that. He picked it up. But then this one guy came in and he picked it up, but he didn't have no technique. That guy you talking about had technique, right right, right. But then one guy picked up, he had no technique and he said you realize what you did. And he was like what just picked the motherfucker up and the thing is, is that his training?
Speaker 4he got these little grip things like at the gym. You know we do pull ups and all that. Right now. I tried, I tried this. I tried it probably after I did maybe four or five sets of pull ups and I should have just and some dips. So I should have just waited, but I want to go and do it fresh, yeah, and do the ones like you hold and you pull yourself up, man, your grip strength has to be so strong Because they got them.
Speaker 4It's almost, like you know, at the gym where we got the outside and the inside, yeah, but for the inside they got the two pegs and you got to grab them and you got to pull yourself up, dog. I was like, what the hell is this? I got the one. I was like, okay, you got me today, but I'm coming back. I was like man, you know I'm coming back. I was like man, you know, I'm trying to think those little balls yeah, I know what you're talking about little round circle
Speaker 4things the distance, the way they stick out. They stick out where you can get. It's almost like you're almost using like fingertips and you're sitting up here like man. So then after that I was like okay, I'm going to go over to the little monkey bars. You know, they got the monkey bars in the gym.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4I was like, oh, hell, nah. I was like, wait, what in the hell? I was like, wait, what in the hell? I was like, okay, I'm going to come back to you too. So now I got to do the monkey bars and I got to do the pull-ups, the hand grip pull-ups.
Speaker 5Yeah, mark Henry, was that nigga? Back in the day, as a freshman in high school he was squatting 600. Was he Freshman in high school? Man, you know how old I was when I squatted 600?
Speaker 4Yeah, I ain't know what it was, either Absolutely not.
Speaker 3Yeah, me neither.
Speaker 5I thought it was the. I thought my tinnitus kicked in. I thought it was the outro music for a second.
Speaker 3What happened? No, there's no humming in there. I thought it was tinnitus.
Speaker 4Oh no, I was going to say Joe or Steve. They might have did it before.
Speaker 3Did what? Squatted 600. Nah, most I ever done was five something.
Speaker 2Most I ever done was 315. Three plates, man, three wheels that's the biggest.
Speaker 3I did five, something Biggest and baddest I ever did. Most I ever did was 265. Let me see there was five plates on that that's it.
Speaker 4I think it was.
Speaker 5It was right there Shit. I just squatted the most I've ever squatted in like two weeks, no Monday, I think we saw that Box squatted. We posted that. Oh, you saw that. Yeah, how much was it? $4.35. Hell, no, it's on its way up On its way up.
Speaker 4Listen, I'm not going over $2.25.
Speaker 2Told you man.
Speaker 4We'll do $5 and we just hit a circuit. Sometimes we have 135 on, told you our workout. We call it the formula man, the formula.
Speaker 5Whatever happened to what was it? Y'all had some names.
Speaker 4Oh no, we still got them. Power Hour no, that's what's it. No, Power Hour is our workout. The formula is why we look so good.
Speaker 1Gotcha Past 50.
Speaker 4Gotcha, we try to pass it on to those over 50, but you know they don't always listen, they don't have the discipline. Nope, it's true.
Speaker 5They want to drink and eat Make some good-ass food, though and then they want to talk about. Oh, you know they work out.
Speaker 1Like you know what?
Speaker 4they do, and me and C just be sitting up here like, hey, we here.
Speaker 2Monday 6 am 7, 7.30, you know, just makes you ask which is more important.
Speaker 4I mean he's looking lean and mean, no, I didn't even talk about him. I'm saying no in general. We talking about like 10, 15 people.
Speaker 3Oh okay, yeah, I'm saying no and Jim, we talking about Like 10-15 people, oh okay, yeah, no, we being for real, I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing, cause it's it's brutal. I love it.
Speaker 5Joe, how much have you lost Since you started?
Speaker 3Nothing, he said nothing.
Speaker 4Hey Joe been coming To the hill too. Not at all.
Speaker 2He just changing the shape. No bullshit you look leaner Right. I haven't lost any weight at all You're changing the shape right now.
Speaker 3I walked in that motherfucking way 242, and I'm way 240 right now.
Speaker 5That's what's up.
Speaker 3Sounds like there's a lot of inflammation going away, then oh yeah. I damn near can stretch now, oh shit. Uh-oh Watch out that down Working on these fucking quads. They're motherfucking tight as fuck. Watch out that down Working on these fucking quads. They're motherfucking tight as fuck.
Speaker 5Shit, I've been Quads and hips. I've been incorporating, just putting in Yogurt and shit In my diet and all my little Gut issues have kind of gone away.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5I've been Dealing with some bad Gut issues for the last week. Yeah, do some digestive enzymes that take care of all that?
Speaker 2Digestive enzymes. Yeah, stay away from the fake food Like Doritos.
Speaker 3Go get you some. You know what that is. What did it?
Speaker 5No, for real Sunday I put away A party size bag Of cool.
Speaker 3Yeah, but if you do that, and then you just take Two digestive enzymes, it'll. It'll help you process All that shit. Get rid of it. I like my yogurt.
Speaker 4What kind, what kind of protein Do you use?
Speaker 5Right now I'm just eating food.
Speaker 3If you want to cleanse your shit, yeah, I got some.
Speaker 5I normally do I have that PGX.
Speaker 3whatever PGX I think it is. It's for high cholesterol and all that shit. It's one of the best tasting ones I've ever had. That motherfucker tastes good.
Speaker 5See, I can't have just any protein supplement. They bloat the hell out of me. But the one I take now this one here is a lot of fiber and I was going to say the one I take now has fiber in it. This one has a lot of fiber.
Speaker 3Matter of fact, you have to drink it fast because if you don't, it'll fucking gel up on you, oh really yeah so you have to mix it and drink it. I mean, you had to kill it. Then you have to like drink a glass of water behind it it's just sound like it's deadly yeah, it is caught in my throat no but once it, once you do that you probably won't eat no more that day yeah.
Speaker 5Yeah, see, that's what I like about the one I'm using now, because every other protein supplement I've tried, I'll drink it at like, say, 8 o'clock in the morning. I won't eat again until like, or even think about getting hungry until like 5, 6 o'clock.
Cereal Addiction and Fast Food Favorites
Speaker 1Right, but this I actually get hungry.
Speaker 4So I hungry till like five, six o'clock, right, but this I actually get hungry so, yeah, I'm sticking with this one.
Speaker 3Oh, that's cool, yeah. So then, like you do that six in the morning, and at noon you do another one yeah, mine only last couple then when you eat yeah, so it basically meals I'm always gonna be hungry by lunch.
Speaker 2No matter what I work out in the morning, protein shake, lunchtime, I'm hungry. That's about take it or not.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah I'm like that too. The more I work out in the morning take my protein shake at lunchtime.
Speaker 3I'm hungry. That's about the time Take it or not. Yeah, yeah, I'm like that too. The more I work out, the hungrier I get.
Speaker 2No, that is true, heck yeah.
Speaker 3I have to fucking sit Because you start burning them calories in your body.
Speaker 1I have to go to bed. If I don't go to bed, I'm right there with you. Don't let me stay up past 10.
Speaker 2This is a wrap.
Speaker 5I'm going to every cabinet Eat up money crackers.
Speaker 2Tuna fish.
Speaker 1I'm making everything. I stayed up one night. I'm going to turn into a grimmest and, like you said, after 10 man, I fucked around, look I.
Speaker 3I ate a bowl of frosted flakes, I ate a bowl of rice krispies and a bowl of Cheerios Damn.
Speaker 2I took a box of Apple Jacks and killed that shit.
Speaker 1I knew I should have stayed up. I wasn't even hungry when I went to sleep, I wasn't even eating. I laid down.
Speaker 3I wasn't hungry enough.
Speaker 2Two hours later, though, I was like damn, I'm hungry.
Speaker 3I ran up there and got up. And then woke up at 6 o'clock, stone was growling. Damn man, I just ate all that cereal yeah.
Speaker 1I can't go to sleep hungry though.
Speaker 5Cannot, it's cereal.
Speaker 2Cannot do that. My body loves to metabolize some cereal boy.
Speaker 3Take that shit. So now I just got me a turkey loaf and cut it up so I can eat Turkey loaf.
Speaker 2I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3Yeah, what's said loaf Nick? Yeah, I bought the whole loaf. Hey, listen, this cat will talk about stuff like we really Joe we are from. Okay, you go to the deli and you get a slice of turkey we're from
Speaker 2the inner city. We're not from the country. That's what I'm asking. That's why I was like turkey loaf. We may have family members from the country.
Speaker 3You know, I got to move to this city.
Speaker 4I ain't never heard of turkey loaf, ever in my life.
Speaker 5I kind of context clued it I was trying to. That's why I was like I'm trying to no, I bought it.
Speaker 2Okay, you know how you go to if you go to the deli they get you a slice of turkey.
Speaker 3That kind of turkey bread is that we don't go to Get a sandwich from fucking Sprout or whatever. Yeah, they had to slice the shit up, right.
Speaker 5So I got the loaf. Man, I might go to Sprout's and get me a sandwich while we talking about it. Get a whole loaf, man, I want a market fresh. Yeah, I got the whole loaf. Remember those market fresh sandwiches from Arby's?
Speaker 1I got the loaf of bread that used to be the best the what the market fresh sandwiches from.
Speaker 2I love those things, man. That was perfect.
Speaker 4Hey, I just went to Mr Good Sense today. What is that? A little sub place you never had. Mr Good Sense, mm-mm.
Speaker 2Oh, that's over there, off of Bell.
Speaker 4Well, the one I went to was in Surprise. Oh okay, greenway in the 303.
Speaker 5I had Jersey Mike yesterday. Is it a local spot?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4First time I ever had it.
Speaker 3when we first moved out here I went to Jersey. I had Jersey Mike's the other day. That cheese is good.
Speaker 4Yeah that Mr Goodson had an Italian sub.
Speaker 2Oh, sandwiches.
Speaker 4I was like man. You know what?
Speaker 2I started getting hungry.
Speaker 4I had my shake and this was probably about 2.30. I was like let me walk across this parking lot real quick, give me a. For some reason I was craving an Italian sub. Normally I don't have tomatoes on my sandwich, but I was like I'll put some tomatoes on there.
Speaker 1Two, two tomatoes.
Speaker 5That's it, nothing more.
Speaker 4Hell? No, I don't know. So was it on like?
Speaker 5a sub loaf or just a regular slice of bread.
Speaker 4Oh no, the sub loaf. Yeah yeah, they threw it on there, the salami. It was pretty good, dog, that's something about sandwiches.
Speaker 5Yeah, something about them.
Speaker 3Someway fucked up. They took away that honey loaf, whatever, that was that one bread they had.
Speaker 4Subway took a few things away Honey, oat grain or something.
Speaker 3Yeah, that honey oat one. That was good that was good that motherfucker was good right there.
Speaker 4They took away some cheese too, pepper jack, wait, yeah, I don't think they had pepper jack.
Speaker 3Well, they need to take away them goddamn motherfucking cookies. Oh, them cookies is good. Them raspberry cheese I'm about to try them.
Speaker 4I get a whole dozen.
Speaker 1Give me a little box of them.
Speaker 4I always get the double chocolate, chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin. Oh, man.
Speaker 5You like oatmeal raisin, man I you don't like oatmeal raisin. Take out the raisins and it's a perfect cookie. Oh, you don't like raisins. I'm actually okay with raisins. I like Raisin Bran.
Speaker 3Crunch, but I just don't like them with a cookie. Oh wow, it's weird. All I know is you get that raspberry cheesecake. You forget about the rest of the motherfuckers.
Speaker 5Can't forget about the macadamia. Oh yeah, you cannot forget about the macadamia, no those are the ones I have had.
Speaker 3You get six macadamia and a cheesecake. No, the double chocolate is good. That's what they need.
Speaker 4No, it's not double chocolate.
Speaker 5It's a chocolate cookie with white morsels, ain't it?
Speaker 4No, no, it's a double chocolate. Oh, it's a double chocolate chip, see. I haven't been in a while. You got the white chocolate in it.
Speaker 3I think it is yeah that's what I mean. The white chocolate and the dark chocolate.
Speaker 5I guess it.
Speaker 4And a sugar cookie from Wendy's they got sugar cookies?
Speaker 3I have not had that oh y'all never had the sugar cookie
Speaker 1from Wendy's man. That's my kryptonite Anytime I go to Wendy's dog.
Speaker 2I won't even order. They fried. I'll be like let me get two sugar cookies.
Speaker 3Hey that sugar cookie.
Speaker 4how you foaming at the mouth, man See, mine used to be those apple pies from McDonald's.
Speaker 3Then they fucked them up.
Speaker 4Oh they fucked them up, yeah.
Speaker 2They did mess them up. They did mess them up, man. What have they done to them? Hey, remember when they used to have cherry pies.
Speaker 3Like right now, the fall season will be cherry pies, my cherry pie. They used to fry them up, deep fry them or something. Yeah, they used to deep fry them when the fuck they did.
Speaker 2Them motherfuckers.
Speaker 3And then they turned them and started baking them because, everybody was talking.
Speaker 4I did not come here to eat health Right. You don't go to McDonald's expecting to get the highest quality shit Dude absolute it ain't one size you don't
Speaker 3go there and order a bunch of shit and get a Diet Coke. Yeah, shit was perfect the way it was.
Speaker 4Hey, I don't understand that either Me, neither Me, neither. Now, listen, I have a Diet Coke. I'm not shitting on nobody's dreams I'm.
Speaker 1I don't get diet sodas at all.
Speaker 4If you're gonna drink it, just drink the soda.
Speaker 1Drink the soda.
Speaker 4I mean either drink it. Or you can be like oh, I'm diabetic or whatever. Well, don't drink the soda.
Speaker 5Well then, they got For them. They got the Coke Zero. What is it? The no sugar.
Speaker 2Yeah, coke Zero, they got that shit for them.
Speaker 4Or Pepsi, coke Zero tastes like shit, but the whole like diet. All that dude. I had one by mistake, I grabbed it.
Speaker 2Oh man, that shit is disgusting man, the only one that ain't too bad is the Mountain Dew?
Speaker 4I forget what it was, the Mountain Dew, I tossed it. Yeah, I had them both.
Speaker 3The Diet Mountain Dew ain't too bad.
Speaker 1You know what? That's the one I had.
Speaker 4They all got the same.
Speaker 3See, the cap is different.
Speaker 6The regular one is green, so the label that says diet wasn't a good enough indicator for you.
Speaker 3No, it wasn't good enough.
Speaker 5Yeah, no, I just look at the label and I literally just grabbed it. Yeah you got to look at the cap. That makes sense.
Speaker 4The cap is different, because what happened? I'm looking dead at it, but the one that I grabbed, so the one I was looking at was Mountain Dew.
Speaker 3It's just like pill bottles.
Speaker 4But then you just reach, you just figure okay, mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. Okay, here, let me grab the Mountain Dew.
Speaker 3Then I was like, oh, damn, I'm finna, give you some schooling, right now. Oh hell, here we go when you go near somebody's medicine cabinet, if the pill top is white, you're alright, but if that motherfucker medicine cabinet, if the pill top is white, you are right, but if that motherfucker red, you better leave it there cause you going to bed. I'm telling you right now, if you get, if the pill top, the top of the body, red, that's something that's going to put you to sleep.
Speaker 2okay, never know that when they give you like Oxycontin and all that shit the top, the body, the cap be red.
Speaker 5I got something to counter that because you know I had my ACL and all that. They gave me some oxys. It was a white top.
Speaker 3The one they ever gave me is red.
Speaker 2Top of the red Titanol PM that come with a red bottle. Yeah, with a red cap.
Speaker 3The description shit, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5But no, I can't.
Speaker 3Generally I'm just saying, generally they kind of make it idiot-proof.
Speaker 5I can't take any more recommendations from this dude.
Speaker 6Why.
Speaker 5Because he got me on them. What was it? The marshmallow.
Speaker 4Oh, you eat marshmallow frutos.
Speaker 5Oh, he got you too, no.
Speaker 1Oh, but yeah, he got me on those a couple years ago.
Speaker 5I'm off of him.
Speaker 4Oh, you off. I'm off of him. You said it was a crack.
Speaker 5I was going to say I can't do any more recommendations from him.
Speaker 4I'm going to tell you what Marshmallow Fruit Loops had me doing. I crawled up the garage, broke into this house and I'm like, ooh, I'm going to take this cable box because I need to get me some Fruit Loops.
Speaker 1Then I looked down the truth.
Speaker 4I said, god damn, this is my cable box man, why didn't I just come through the front door? See, I was like that with with horrible hey, dude that stuff, how you making bad decisions man terrible.
Speaker 3I don't fuck with Crunch Berries, no more, I don't like that oh the Kevin Crunch.
Speaker 5I've never had Crunch Berries.
Speaker 3I don't fuck with them, no more. That's just what I'm saying. I'm not fucking with you. I like that.
Speaker 5I never had Crunch Berries.
Speaker 3Especially when they put them together Right.
Speaker 2Yeah, Crunch Berries and Cap'n Crunch. Oh, I know.
Speaker 3You can get Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries, or you can get just.
Speaker 5Crunch Berries, just the Berries.
Speaker 2Yeah, just the Berries. Yeah, they had that seasonally. They had that seasonally.
Speaker 5I think I'm going to have to mess with them. I've never had them. That's cocaine, so if Marshmallow, fruit.
Speaker 3Loops Is crack so.
Speaker 5Marshmallow Fruit Loops Is crack.
Speaker 4But berries is cocaine. Marshmallow Fruit Loops Might be fentanyl.
Speaker 5Dude I. I kid you not, I think I must have bought Like six boxes.
Speaker 2Dude listen.
Speaker 6Where you get six boxes from Dude it was stupid, I ain't never seen that shit.
Speaker 2It was dumb. I ain't never seen it. The.
Speaker 5Marshmallow Fruit Loops yeah, I ain't never seen that shit man, it was dumb. I ain't never seen it. The marshmallow Froot Loops yeah, don't start, dude. I'm telling you, I knew.
Speaker 4Do not as soon as I sat there and cracked the box open. I've never in my entire life ate a whole box of cereal Shit.
Speaker 3Dude, I'm sitting up there Until then.
Speaker 4You know I get some. I'm eating it. Eating it, All right, I'm good. I'm sitting down watching TV, I go grab the box. Next thing you know, I'm just sitting there with my hand in the box.
Speaker 5Just eating it dry. No milk, no milk.
Speaker 3Man, oh, you know, you done lost it D you eating it with no milk.
Speaker 4I'm telling you what was bad though I was was sitting up here, I had on my underwear and my hot shoes and then I was sitting up here thinking like with a dirty white beater on. My white beater was clean, but I still did look the part of a crackhead. I looked like an N-shaped crackhead.
Speaker 5That's the very, very beginning of eating marshmallow fruit loops. So then I was like, damn, that's the very, very beginning of eating marshmallow Fruit Loops. That's how it starts.
Speaker 1So then I was like damn.
Speaker 4I was like man, let me go to Walmart real quick. Man, this was only this. It wasn't even in this house. This was this might have been a couple houses ago. I go to Walmart sit down. All right, it's like I'm cool.
Speaker 1I put some, get some milk, All like I'm cool, I put some, get some milk.
Speaker 3All right, I'm good, you gotta have a glass bowl.
Speaker 1Next, thing you know.
Speaker 4I'm back watching TV eating it dry. I said, dude, I'm done, and I swear to God that was the last time I had the marshmallow fruit loops.
Speaker 5And then he told me about it years later.
Speaker 4But yeah, I was going to say when I told you, man, this might have been 2000.
Speaker 5Well, because you told me about two or three years ago.
Speaker 4Yes, so I think, because I don't think I had cereal. I don't think I ate cereal like over 10 years, like any. Like any, I don't eat cereal at all. I don't think I ate cereal over 10 years Like any, I don't eat cereal at all. I walk down the aisle everything I'm cool.
Speaker 5Some of it, most of it, damn near all of it it's gotten out of hand.
Speaker 4I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I like Cookie Crisp.
Speaker 5They got the classics Lucky Charms. Now they got Sour Patch Kids.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, see, I can't eat that stuff.
Speaker 5And Watermelon Flavor yeah.
Speaker 4All that shit. Yeah, you see all the ones your name. Yeah, those are the old, those are the classics. Yeah, those are old school classics.
Speaker 5He said Cheerios.
Speaker 3What else?
Speaker 4you say Rice, krispies Rice.
Speaker 3Krispies.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Frosted Rice yeah.
Speaker 4Frosted Rice, frosted Flakes.
Speaker 3Yeah, I Frosted rice, frosted flakes. Cheerios, motherfucking.
Speaker 4Applejacks. You can't leave it. And then did y'all used to mix it as a kid?
Speaker 3I'm gonna mix my cereal. You came along with the honeycombs.
Speaker 4Oh, I love honeycombs. I used to be a member in the honeycomb hideout. I can't get my mama to buy that motherfucker hey if people don't know, google the honeycomb Hideout, the Honeycomb Hideout.
Speaker 5Honeycomb Hideout. I'm going to have to Google that because I don't know.
Speaker 3Yeah, hell yeah. You weren't in the commercial, were you?
Speaker 1Nah.
Speaker 3Honeycomb big yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not small. No, no, no, honeycomb's got a big, big bite, big, big taste in the big big.
Speaker 5I was like, oh shit, yeah, that's dope.
Speaker 4Oh, you see the Honeycomb hideout. Yep, is it showing a commercial?
Speaker 5No, it's just a little AI overview.
Speaker 4You know AI is true of the world.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Oh, it's taking the man. If you get a chance, Google the 50 jobs AI is about to take. Oh damn that shit crazy as a motherfucker. They said 50 jobs, ai is about to take Customer service teaching all that shit Teaching yeah, they already got teaching.
Speaker 2They got a school with no teachers Experimenting with that. Already got that.
Speaker 3A couple states already got that. School with no teachers Experimenting with that. Already got that. A couple states already got that.
Speaker 2School with no teachers. You just got one overseer who's like the principal.
Speaker 5Hey say, overseer faster.
Speaker 3Overseer faster.
Speaker 5That's KRS-One baby yeah shout out to KRS-One Officer overseer officer.
Speaker 3Black cop, black cop.
Speaker 4No, that's the shit right there.
Speaker 5That was my jam Damn Stock traders Hole.
Speaker 4And we're gonna have to tap on that.
Speaker 2Next time?
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Speaker 4Yeah, man, I need to tap on that now, right now In movie news. Hey, dude, I'm telling you right now, all the movies that's out, I don't know, wait, did I say I saw Naked Gun? You, yeah, you did. I told you I can't keep up. I do this for the people, I do this for y'all. I don't know what I'm going to see this week, but I think then the movie was Sidney Sweeney that came out last week Sidney Sweeney and them.
Speaker 3No, that's the Jean girl, ain't it?
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Jean girl. And how to.
Speaker 3They're trying to turn it into something that it ain't Paralegals.
Speaker 4They taking over that Damn.
Speaker 5That shit's crazy. That is kind of damn you got to think about it.
Speaker 1They're coming for my job in a minute. It's taking a job. A personal trainer.
Speaker 3Yeah, they're going to get that one.
Speaker 4Oh yeah y'all, but no, but you got to think about it Because you can go in and chat GPT but see if you think about it like this here if you just say paralegal or like that?
Speaker 3how are you going to step down and do a normal job, right? You know what I mean? Yeah, you know. At that point, you a house Negro, you ain't going to work out in the field, mm-hmm.
Speaker 5At that point that's like going from eating a five-star meal every night to McDonald's.
Speaker 3Yeah, you just got to go to the Dollar Menu five times.
Speaker 2And you knew this.
Speaker 5All right, it's a movie called Honey.
Speaker 4Don't.
Speaker 5Honey Don't.
Speaker 4I have no idea what it's about.
Speaker 5Y'all know we do not fact check on this show. Hey, doesn't AI do scripts now Like movie scripts? I don't. I have no idea what it's about. Y'all know we do not fact check on this show. Doesn't AI do scripts now Like movie scripts?
Speaker 3No, no. They say they're going to move screenwriters. I mean they start writing books and shit. There's going to be no authors in the room.
Speaker 4We're going to find a female actor and then we're going to have her and Joe act out a scene.
Speaker 5She's got to be a muscle mommy, though I don't know no muscle mommy. We got to branch out.
Speaker 4It's going to be for.
Speaker 5It's going to be for the radio, and she's got to be Asian for Steve.
Speaker 2Asian muscle mommy.
Speaker 5Asian muscle. Matter of fact, let me see Told y'. Let me see Told y'all, I was done. Hey, this is my marshmallow Froot Loops we got Honey, don't?
Speaker 4There's a movie called Relay, relay. Well, freakier Friday came out last week and Nobody 2. Oh, they showing the 40-year-old version. I want to see Nobody 2. The 40-year-old version came out 20 years ago. Damn.
Speaker 3But they doing those summer repeats anything this time of year.
Speaker 4If you haven't seen the 40-year-old version, because, I'm going to tell you this, I probably watched the 40 old virgin, because, I'm going to tell you this, I probably watched the 40 year old virgin or 40 year old virgin, maybe 8 years after it had already been out oh had you man. That movie is hilarious.
Speaker 1I'm like why the hell didn't we see this?
Speaker 4oh, it had me in stitches, anyway, they showing that for the 20th anniversary check. I'm like why the hell didn't we see this? Oh, they had me in stitches, anyway, they showing that for the 20th anniversary. Check your local listings they got. Who was the one dude? Austin? Is it Austin Butler? He's in a movie called Caught Stealing. I think he was the. He's the new. He's going to be like the new Brad Pitt. He's the new, young and up and coming dude. He's in a movie called Caught Stealing Stealing. I don't know what it's that about either. Probably someone. I guess he used to be a baseball player, I don't know.
Speaker 5Oh, it's one of those titles yeah, I can deal with it can you dig it?
Speaker 4hey, the Warriors. Hey, you know, I did not know the Warriors. They said it's a cultural phenomenon, right, but it bombed at the movie theater yeah, it's one of those cult classics, it did not do. Well, that's crazy.
Speaker 3And that's weird, it bombed at the movie theater, but you know what it didn't? Dolomite.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, dolomite.
Speaker 3It was one of the first films that grossed a million dollars, over a million dollars.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, it pretty did.
Speaker 3Dolomite boy no, but that's like. And then he put that in theaters that wouldn't even I mean the major theaters wouldn't take him. So he did it in the hood, the hood theaters, and they were showing that midnight.
Speaker 5Okay, see, that's dead air. That wasn't dead air.
Speaker 3Yeah, we was all looking down you on your phone, yeah, yeah, I can't see my phone, I'm distracted.
Speaker 1I can't see my phone Well guess what.
Speaker 3My glasses are fucked up.
Speaker 5What happened to your glasses?
Speaker 3They finally got too dirty, I grabbed the wrong one.
Speaker 5Oh, okay.
Speaker 4You didn't grab the super goggles, the tactical the tacticals looking like a sniper.
Speaker 3Sorry, I ain't got no moves for you guys.
Speaker 4I did watch. Oh, I was watching some of the kingdom Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, I want to watch the thing on Netflix for the Dallas Cowboys I heard that's real good, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3That's got to be good.
Speaker 5I'm going to watch Hobbs and Shaw. Oh see there we go. Sometime this weekend I'm going to watch Hobbs and Shaw.
Speaker 4Yeah, you got to man my favorite scene.
Speaker 5I'm going to give you a full report next week.
Speaker 4I just watched it. Just for the one scene I said, boy, I tell you what I think. That's real. What was you about to?
Speaker 3say, Joe, Did you see the Jerry Jones interview? What?
Speaker 4on the Netflix. Thing.
Speaker 3With Michael Irvin and he did another one on their podcast. Oh, no, no, Well, he talking mad. Oh, jerry jones. He said we gave him a deal. They told him to shove it up our ass damn for real I was like wow, so that deal was.
Speaker 3That's why they told him to shove it up his ass, and then he went on about then the other he was on another show and he was talking about like well, he started talking about you know, you got the kid. And what the kid do he want something? He asked mommy. Mommy said no, and he go ask daddy. Daddy said yes, and he come back and say that shit I can have. And he said I'm not falling for that bullshit man. But I thought they had signed Michael Parks.
Speaker 4Nah, nope, he still. I guess they call it the hold in now, where they show up, so they don't get fined, but they just don't participate.
Speaker 3Kind of like James.
Speaker 4Cook. Yeah, he, like Boy Football is here.
Speaker 2That's right, got the draft coming up.
Speaker 3I got draft tomorrow. Tip your bartenders, so it's my money draft. Chris built a show up with me, but he ain't showed up yet Been five years now have your pets spayed or neutered.
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Speaker 6Pay your money because there is rents due Stu yeah, exactly because there is people that pay late.
Speaker 4And this year I'm calling people out because I know everybody is gainfully employed and everybody. You know, this is just, it's just for fun. Anyway, I'm going to call that casino.
Speaker 3Anyway, actually we play for free. I'm going to go casino. Fuck you, Joe Boo, I do it myself All right, y'all we out of here, Peace, peace.