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Wings, Cookies, and Powerball Fantasies: A Food Edition Special
What happens when you combine billion-dollar Powerball dreams, a fallen cookie tragedy, and the discovery of Phoenix's best-kept wing secret? You get one of the most entertaining food-focused episodes we've ever recorded.
After taking a week off, we're back with renewed energy and big money fantasies as we dive into what we'd do with the unclaimed $1.7 billion Powerball jackpot. Would you take the lump sum payout of $466 million? Move to a state with no income tax? Buy houses just to leave them empty? Our answers might surprise you (or confirm we're exactly who you thought we were).
The conversation takes an unexpected turn when one host shares his morning encounter with police conducting a wellness check from a woman named "Amanda" who claimed he was selling his house to her—a complete fabrication that highlights the weird scams people are attempting these days. This leads to an equally bizarre tale of cookie heartbreak involving a Wendy's sugar cookie, a trash can, and the universal question: would you have still eaten it?
But the true showstopper comes when we reveal that some of the best wings in Phoenix aren't at a fancy restaurant or sports bar—they're at Banner Hospital on 91st and Thomas. Yes, a hospital cafeteria. This sparks a heated debate about what constitutes a real cookie versus a muffin, with passionate arguments about Crumble Cookie, Fat and Weird Cookies, and the disturbing number of ingredients and calories hiding in these treats.
Between nostalgic discussions about the proper way to make Kool-Aid and the revelation that we've all been pronouncing Denzel Washington's name wrong, this episode delivers the perfect blend of humor, food appreciation, and everyday absurdity that keeps our listeners coming back for seconds.
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Yeah, yeah, we're back, yep, after missing a week.
Speaker 2:Go, go, go go, go, go, go go.
Speaker 1:Fantasy football time Football time the ball's back. Yes, he's back. Uh, let me see what else we got.
Speaker 3:The crowd sounds kind of dead.
Speaker 1:You said the crowd does. Yeah, man, I don't know. Anyway, we have three of us in the building, the trio You'll get to know us, the tricycle. We got one spot, two spots, maybe three spots open, but anyway there's quite a bit.
Speaker 4:Welcome to the Nobody's.
Speaker 1:Talking Podcast. I'm your boy, bosco. Thank you for listening. Thank you for the football season being here. So is fantasy football. Who you thanking for that?
Speaker 4:Roger Goodell, anyway sitting to my left. This be the one they call Christian, aka rocking two mics today. Aka, that's it sitting directly across from me Sitting to my left. This be the one they call Christian, aka Rocking Two Mics Today. Aka that's it Sitting directly across from me because to my left is an empty chair and headphones. We have the Invisible man.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just playing. Superman is in the building. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. We usually have more sound effects Go go go pew, pew, pew, pew, pew you usually have more sound effects yeah, yeah and the crowd is still still not very lively.
Speaker 1:I just heard that Justin Bieber, justin Bieber dropped an album.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he dropped a surprise album. Swag too swag goo, and I can tell you this Dropped the album.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he dropped a surprise album Swag 2. Swag 2. And I can tell you this, highest to lowest is a good movie. What's that?
Speaker 2:I want to go see it. Oh, that's the Spike Lee joint, denzel yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it got released. Actually, it gets released on Apple. It's now playing on Apple TV. It was in theaters, if you can find it. I had to Google the movie. Oh wow, I ended up finding it at a spot in Scottsdale, the Roll House Cinebos. Yeah, I heard about that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was told about that. I wouldn't drive all the way out there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I was like you know what, what if?
Speaker 2:I'm over there.
Speaker 1:Let me go support my people.
Speaker 2:Right, if I'm already over there, I'll be like man let me go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, hey, it was all right. I had never been in there before. It was cool movie. Yeah then, man denzel, she have a big role in this. Denzel is a cold piece of work, nice uh, let me see.
Speaker 4:Uh-uh, she didn't have a big role in it.
Speaker 1:Uh-uh, damn, no, I don't think her uh top billing right next to denzel wait, oh yeah, no, yeah, that was his wife. Oh, I couldn't tell because because the hair was different. Okay, yeah, the hair. And I'm still looking at how she looked in the movie. Oh yeah, no, oh yeah, no, that was his wife in the movie lovely young lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's striking. It was a good flip, I'm telling you. The soundtrack is good. Got some nice jazz on there if you're a jazz fan.
Speaker 4:Some hip-hop.
Speaker 1:I actually am a jazz fan. Okay, you'll probably like it. I think your pops will appreciate it too. See, he's not'll like it. I think your pops are appreciated too. See, he's not. He's not a jazz fan. I don't think he's a movie fan yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he'll go to movies. Yeah, but every time I ask him how a movie it was predictable, it was predictable Dude Every time, yeah.
Speaker 1:Every time. Listen, I've said this before. I am a terrible movie critic because all I care about is getting out the house and just going to chill in the movie theater. Yeah, I mean, I know you can be like oh, I can watch this at home, right. Not everything I don't want to watch it at home. Not everything can be watched at home either.
Speaker 4:My sound system is nowhere compared to the sound system in the movies. Exactly my point.
Speaker 1:Now, maybe if I hit this Powerball, Speaking of Powerball, that's still unclaimed.
Speaker 4:right, that's right. Nobody won, so get your tickets 1.7.
Speaker 1:Billion. Now during the recording. Let me just tell you, right now, during the recording of this here said podcast, nobody has hit. So all our comments are based on today's day, Right? Nobody hitting because we about to live off some Powerball dreams again. Y'all know we do this ever so often. It then got to a billion dollars, right, just like I said, it then got to a billion dollars.
Speaker 4:One point.
Speaker 2:I think it's 1.7.
Speaker 1:1.7. I can't even count that high Now here's the thing.
Speaker 2:No, as long as it would take me to count that high, that's how long it's going to take me to spend that money.
Speaker 4:This much right If you take the lump sum what does a billion dollars look like you got?
Speaker 1:let me see no, if you take the lump sum after tax, well, at least here in Arizona, you would get $466 million Get out of here $466. I'm moving to Florida.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:No state taxes.
Speaker 1:You can go to Vegas.
Speaker 4:And go to Vegas. They don't have taxes in.
Speaker 1:Vegas? Nope, not state tax, hmm, but you know, california they will, it wouldn't make any difference. But they do not tax lottery prizes. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, that's wild. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, that's wild. Man, do you know how many YouTube videos I done watched of financial planners and attorneys? Listen.
Speaker 2:I already know who I'm going to hire.
Speaker 1:Me nigga, Not to be my attorney.
Speaker 4:Oh no, I'm going to be your accountant. I don't know about that.
Speaker 2:No, I'm going to school for it. That's a lot of money, that's a lot of money we got to make sure we don't mess nothing up.
Speaker 1:Right, hey, that's like when Braun hired Ben Affleck. When Braun hired his boys, and then you know, at first they was like oh man, but obviously it worked out for everybody.
Speaker 4:It panned out just fine.
Speaker 1:Them cats didn't build the empire, Right, yeah, they didn't mess around. They didn't build the empire, boy. But man, I wouldn't even want to be an accountant for somebody. That's a high pressure situation. I'm telling you, listening to some of them stories, that the guy was saying I'm like boy. All I know is I'm not, and that's for real. You know how people are like. Oh, people going to change, Dude, listen, at this stage in life nah.
Speaker 1:This old. I'm going to tell you why people think here's my thing. This is why I think people say people got a lot of money, or something like. They change right, because they start asking for money and they say no, and they just assume you're supposed to give them money because you got a lot of it, right, right, but now they're like, oh okay, they change it. You ain't asked me for no money when I was broke right right I'm just saying so you've been fine.
Speaker 1:Same energy, yeah, you've been fine all this time. All right now, all of a sudden, you having car troubles.
Speaker 4:Now the little hoopty ain't enough.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm like man, so this is what a billion dollars will look like oh is that?
Speaker 1:Let me see.
Speaker 4:I'm looking at a little cartoon.
Speaker 2:A billy, a billy, a billy. You can't even hide all that.
Speaker 4:No, probably can't even fit all that no, probably can't even fit all that in a house?
Speaker 1:No, probably can't even fit all that in this house. How much cash you carrying on you at one point.
Speaker 4:With a billy in the bank, yeah, zero.
Speaker 2:I might have. I'm going to have a stack Three, four hundred bucks. I'm going to have a baby stack. Yeah, like a thousand bucks, I'm going to have a baby stack Zero. I'm going to have a baby stack. Yeah, like $1,000. I'm going to have a baby stack Zero. I'm going to have a baby stack, I might have 10. Because, man, you got valet, I got one in the valet.
Speaker 4:See, I'm bad with money. Are you To a point where, if it's in my pocket, I got to spend it?
Speaker 2:And I'm likely going to spend it on food. I'm gonna spend it on some strippers and some asian, asian women. I'll go to the strip club.
Speaker 4:Hey, I'll go to the strip club to eat some food. All right, fuck the strippers, I want the burgers you want the burgers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got a brother. Magic city I always hear people talk about magic city's food is good, the ribs, right, they said. The wings is, they said. All I hear people talking about is, uh, lemon pepper wings at Magic City. So if I get a billion dollars, well, we're going to Magic City. Well, actually, we don't even need a billion dollars.
Speaker 2:We're going to be at the VIP area.
Speaker 1:I don't want to go get the lemon pepper wings Y'all want to know who's got good wings?
Speaker 4:surprisingly, who the hospital? What hospital? What is it Banner?
Speaker 3:Australia.
Speaker 4:Really yeah. Which hospital? What is it Banner Australia, really yeah.
Speaker 2:Which one?
Speaker 4:One on 91st and Thomas oh really yeah, bomb ass wings, yeah good food.
Speaker 1:Much to my surprise, I had to go in there and be like oh.
Speaker 2:He's no GMO wings.
Speaker 1:I'm here for some wings and some thighs Darker light Both, and they can wear their skivvies. Ain't that what they're calling it? The skivvies?
Speaker 4:He's talking about the scrubs. Yeah, the scrubs, he said skivvies. I think the strippers wear the skivvies.
Speaker 1:Oh Lord, these are just jokes for the podcast everybody. We are here for entertainment purposes only. Whatever we say, don't pay attention to anything. But anyway, back to this Powerball. Now I got to go to Magic City get some lemon pepper wings and my next stop I'm going to go to the hospital and get some wings. I got to get May going to go to the hospital and get some wings.
Speaker 4:I got to get May as well. Just buy the hospital.
Speaker 2:Hey, let's get a wing.
Speaker 4:Make these taste like Magic City lemon pepper.
Speaker 1:Hey, now I got to taste the wings.
Speaker 2:Now we got a whole wing. You got to get a whole wing at the hospital.
Speaker 4:Man, man, it's for real, some of the best wings I've ever had. I would never, never would have guessed. No, never would have guessed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so what were you just there visiting? Or Pops took a spill.
Speaker 4:Oh, and you had to. He had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I was there for a few hours.
Speaker 1:And so you went and you tried to win.
Speaker 4:No, my niece went to the cafeteria, yeah, and I was sitting outside and she just so happened to be walking up with a box of wings. She was like do you want these? Yeah, it's like wings Smashed them, and she said they were like six bucks. You get five, maybe ten, for six bucks. Damn yeah.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's cool, I'm about to drive to the hospital now.
Speaker 2:What's happening.
Speaker 1:I think I have CTE Hold up.
Speaker 4:Don't check me yet.
Speaker 3:Let me go get some wings real quick.
Speaker 1:You still want to get checked out? No, I'm good, I just wanted to get some wings.
Speaker 2:No, I feel better now.
Speaker 4:While you're playing. I don't even think you need to let anybody know you're there. You're probably just walking in.
Speaker 1:No, you can just go in.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, you can literally just go in.
Speaker 2:Meet me at the hospital for lunch. All right, we meet at the hospital. Why? Who at the hospital? The wings For real Skivvies, the skivvies, that big booty.
Speaker 1:Big booty Judy. Yeah, that is dog. I'm telling you. Whoever hit that thing, good luck to you. I read an article that I think it was a family in Louisiana. They were one number off. They had four of the five, because you know it's six. I thought it was seven. No, they did.
Speaker 3:It's six, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:So they had four of the five Because you had the Powerball number.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they had four of the five and they had the Powerball number. Oh dang, oh man they had four of the five and a Powerball number.
Speaker 4:That's like being off on a 10-bet parlay. They won $150,000.
Speaker 2:Get out of here.
Speaker 1:They should have won a milli Dude, that's exactly what I said. That's like missing your parlay.
Speaker 4:How do you get four?
Speaker 2:of the five Now let me tell you all this Five of the five you get a milli.
Speaker 1:this this whole show is going to be based on hypothetical thinking. Now I'm going to tell you what I think, or I mean, we give our opinions anyway, but pretty much. I think they're going to waste that $150,000 because they're going to think that they were that close. They're going to spend the rest of that close. They're going to spend the rest of that 150,000 trying to chase that feeling. Yep, because they was like oh my God, oh my God, I'm like dog. No, that was your luck right there.
Speaker 4:That would turn me off.
Speaker 1:No, that's dude.
Speaker 4:I'd be done with the whole thing.
Speaker 2:Hey, I said I would be happy and sad at the same time.
Speaker 1:I'd probably tell the lobby keep your little funky ass $150,000.
Speaker 2:I'd be mad as hell. No, you know what I would do with that $150,000. I'm spending $25 on the next year.
Speaker 1:I'd be mad as hell. I'd be like man y'all keep that little funky money, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:I done. Told y'all plenty of times I'd be mad as hell man and be like I can't get a million, trying to talk him into it. I know you got it. Come on, I told y'all plenty of times what I would do if I ever hit. First thing I'm doing is paying off my house. So give me that little 150. I'll take it. I'm paying off the house. But what about a billion? A billion, 150. Look, I'm paying off the house. Buying another house, cash Buying another house just to have them. I'm just buying houses like a monopoly.
Speaker 2:I'm buying a multiplex. That's what I'll be buying.
Speaker 4:I ain't even going to rent them out, I'm just going to buy them. They're just going to be empty.
Speaker 2:Oh you stupid.
Speaker 3:They just going to be empty. Hey, these stash houses, bro.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm stashing All my money at they gonna start Looking at him like.
Speaker 3:Man, you're a human trafficker.
Speaker 1:You know what?
Speaker 3:We supposed to be Looking up this guy.
Speaker 4:That's not a bad idea, though, yeah, just buy a bunch of houses and let people Let people rent them or just Just stash them?
Speaker 2:Just stash them, yeah Well, what would you do?
Speaker 1:No, you can buy Because you know they save with that much money. You can do that by land.
Speaker 2:I mean, you can buy houses, you can cure homelessness, you could.
Speaker 4:Or you could just, if you have some help, rent to D-Boys so they can stash they whatever. Oh my Lord, just saying.
Speaker 2:That sounds like a viable business option, doesn't it? Hey, man, it ain't in my name, right. Right, I just bought the house, right. I don't know what they do there I'm not a landlord I think that happened to somebody.
Speaker 1:Oh, for real uh wait, you know what? Actually not the whole d-boy thing, but I think remember gilbert arenas. He got arrested a few weeks, few months ago. Once again, hey y'all, we don't fact check but, I think he got arrested and it was something about having, like they were gambling or something. But what it was? It was just a house that he owned. It wasn't him, but it was just a house that he owned. Wasn it wasn't him?
Speaker 4:Yeah, but it was just a house that he owned Wasn't in his name at all, right.
Speaker 1:Huh, no, I'm saying in the house, I guess somebody was renting from him.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, they had like an old house. They had like an old house, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:And that's why he was sitting there. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I remember yeah.
Speaker 1:He was sitting up here like dude. It was a house that I own, but they just assumed oh okay, gilbert Arenas owns this house. So, they threw him into the story. Plus, throwing him in there makes the story better.
Speaker 4:Right because, you know, you know they did. Y'all hear this happened a few months ago, but I guess Adrian Peterson got into it with a random dude over a poker game. Really yeah, and from the looks of things he got served. Oh, did he? Yeah, who, ap, yeah, wow.
Speaker 1:Allegedly, Allegedly. I'm like what the hell they look like the Chiefs is. Uh, oh, yeah, they. What time did the game start? 520? No, it's on. Right now it's 7-0. Yeah, I don't know how to uh.
Speaker 2:God dang it this podcast.
Speaker 4:I don't know how to look it up. See what we do for y'all. You can pull it up on your phone, can't you? Oh, ain't it on YouTube?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I don't have YouTube oh shit.
Speaker 4:7.8 million people are watching this.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 2:Damn, damn. That's like I'm watching this shit in the car.
Speaker 4:We don't condone that. People Don't text and drive. Sorry man.
Speaker 2:That's what happens when you get a Tesla. That's what happens when you get a Tesla man.
Speaker 1:You just tune in.
Speaker 2:I forgot it's self-driving, oh yeah, put in the address and be like watch the game.
Speaker 1:Hey, you forgot. We still got one rich person with us.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1:We thought this was the broke nigga podcast.
Speaker 4:Hey, it does look pretty space-aged, by the way, that, by the way, that shit looks futuristic. Look at him, it's cool.
Speaker 1:He's trying to be modest, huh. You get him off the mic, he be like, oh, look at this, yeah, whatever man. We backing up in the garage. I'm sitting up here like man. Was he even doing it? He look like a.
Speaker 4:TV. Was he doing it or was it doing it himself?
Speaker 1:I think he was doing it, but even still, I got to make sure my lines are straight, so what can you adjust them?
Speaker 2:No. No it just took me a while to get used to backing up with those moving lines.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, like how they curve. Yeah, they curve and shit Making sure. Oh, okay, yeah, no, that's all right right there, man. Yeah, nah, that's all right right there, man. We still sitting here trying to find the Kansas City Chiefs game.
Speaker 4:It's on YouTube.
Speaker 1:Kansas City Chiefs. I'm on YouTube.
Speaker 4:You must not pay for it.
Speaker 1:Wait, is it on YouTube TV?
Speaker 4:No, it's look or just YouTube. See, I pay for YouTube, so so you, so you got youtube.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like that's your cable, yeah I got.
Speaker 4:No, I don't. I don't have youtube tv, I just pay for youtube and that's it.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's on that. Well shit, I pay for the nfl ticket and that's on youtube so you should have access to it.
Speaker 4:Oh, steve, look at that let's see the uh in't the NFL ticket just like red zone coverage.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know bro. No, it's not, or no?
Speaker 4:no, no, I'm thinking NFL red zone, is that still a thing?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's still a thing. They were complaining about it because they had commercials on that shit.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, hey they just started that this year commercials on red zone oh yeah, that shit's about to go away in a minute and everybody mad.
Speaker 2:Yep yeah, what was I doing? I forgot what I was looking up. See I don't know, I got the chiefs game though oh yeah, that's what I was trying to look up the game. I'm trying to put the game on.
Speaker 1:So yeah, so we got. So what channel was it on youtube, oh, oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for real. It ain't on TV, no, it's on YouTube. Oh, man.
Speaker 1:Now I don't know if I get it, just because I get the.
Speaker 2:NFL ticket. It's on the NFL.
Speaker 1:Or if it's just on.
Speaker 2:It's on NBC too, is it? Yep? Right here it says NFL Football NBC.
Speaker 4:You sure that wasn't last night.
Speaker 2:I'm about to check it out.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, last night was on. Oh yeah, look there, it is right there. What was that? Oh, I was going to say who is this guy? That's Neymar, brazilian soccer player, Chiefs with the ball. Hey, I'm going to sit up here and commentate the whole.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it sounds like we about to just do play.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 2:Commentation.
Speaker 1:Oh, this nigga just hit the ground. I was going to say Mahomes just threw an interception. All right, anyway, back to our Powerball. Yeah, back to Powerball. This, uh, oh, he, uh, oh, that might be a catch.
Speaker 2:Man I don't know See, I can't podcast and watch TV at the same time.
Speaker 1:Huh, hey, this is called multitasking.
Speaker 4:Oh well, I done started watching muscle mommies again. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Oh hell, Let me put it down.
Speaker 4:Let me put it down.
Speaker 1:Amen, yeah, that damn muscle mommies.
Speaker 2:I want some muscle milk.
Speaker 1:You said you want some muscle milk. I want some muscle milk. You said you want some muscle milk, some muscle milk. Hey, I think Duke might have caught.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, he caught that.
Speaker 1:Oh, I think it hit back there.
Speaker 2:No, no, I don't think so, bro, I don't think so. Hey look, he caught that yeah.
Speaker 1:But they already ran the play.
Speaker 2:Oh, they said it was incomplete.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was incomplete, so they got the.
Speaker 4:Well, hell, I guess I'll put it on too.
Speaker 1:Oh, you got it on now, I got it on now. Yeah, hell yeah, there we go, see Did somebody go up to her.
Speaker 2:It's on NBC too, because I put it up on NBC.
Speaker 1:Oh, so we all got it. Yeah Well, shit nigga, there we go.
Speaker 4:I yeah, nigga, there we go. I can turn it on Doing a simulcast then.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, all right, y'all we ready. We got the game on in the background.
Speaker 2:See, but mine.
Speaker 1:We hit this power ball, see. No, that's why I turned it away. Yeah, because it's on a delay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Mine's on a delay. It's like a oh, oh shit, Khalil Mack still playing, was that him?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they be like man. What these dudes? Anyway, anybody got some interesting stories. Actually, yeah, I do, I got a cookie story, but yeah, a cookie story.
Speaker 4:I'm going to go ahead and let you go. Was this the story from it? Sure is, I think. I want to hear that, because mine ain't that interesting.
Speaker 1:All right. Well, here, let's go with yours. We're going to tease them.
Speaker 4:It actually just happened to me today, as a matter of fact. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:I was at a so I got home.
Speaker 4:Wait, you said, it happened today, today, this is current news. Yeah, this is current news. Hot, mine is from Hot.
Speaker 1:Off the Press. Yep, mine is because we didn't do the podcast last week.
Speaker 3:So from a couple weeks ago, mine is two weeks old, but it's still good.
Speaker 2:Hey, two week old cookies are still good hey man.
Speaker 3:So pink cookies in a plastic bag, it's like what kind of cookies? Two week old, yeah, you right they still good, oh damn Anyway.
Speaker 4:So I got home from the gym, got home from training, you know, shirt was wet as hell. This has nothing to do with the story, but it does kind of. So I took my shirt off because it was cold in the house, because I sleep with the shit, right, whatever, I sleep with it. Ice cold 62. Damn nigga you cold and I still wake up hot. That's crazy. Damn nigga you. Cold and I still wake up hot. That's crazy. I run so damn hot.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 4:Y'all, think y'all slaves or something.
Speaker 1:How do y'all be so hot?
Speaker 4:Couldn't tell you, damn. Could not tell you, I wish I didn't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man.
Speaker 4:You have your air on 62 for real. At night yeah.
Speaker 2:You don't sleep in front of the fan.
Speaker 4:I got the fan going Damn.
Speaker 2:I got the AC blowing I got the fan going. Damn, I got the ac blowing I got a fan blowing on me. I got the fan going above me like if I had one.
Speaker 4:I'd have one blowing on me too, but it did uh. The motor burnt out. But anyway.
Speaker 4:So you was hot, so uh I came home, took my shirt off because it was wet, started making breakfast, ate, ate the breakfast. It was a little smoky in the house, so I opened up the door. I got a security door and as I go to open it, a cop pulls up, starts knocking on my door. Can I help you? Oh, yeah, is this? I'm like yeah, this is my house. Yeah, we got a call from some woman named Amanda saying you were trying to sell your house to her, but she hadn't heard from you in a couple days, so she sent us over here Me Selling my house. Yeah, is this so-and-so-and-so and so and so, yeah, this is this is where I live. Yeah, so apparently I'm trying to sell my house to some woman named amanda right but this bitch gave a completely made up story, made up phone number, the whole.
Speaker 4:Thing oh, wow yeah, so had a little five, ten minute interaction with a police officer this morning. Damn Over somebody apparently saying I'm trying to sell him my house.
Speaker 2:Wait so what the police got to do with that?
Speaker 4:Yeah, did she give up? Did she say she gave him some money? I guess, was it like a wellness check? Yeah, she sent a wellness check.
Speaker 2:To see if you was all right. Who was Amanda?
Speaker 4:No clue, never heard of this chick. You got swatted. Yeah yeah, they was trying to scam me. You a celebrity trainer.
Speaker 1:He got swatted.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then he tried to sell me his house she is clearly trying to scam people.
Speaker 4:Wow, but yeah, that was an interesting way to start the day.
Speaker 1:What the hell man? Oh shit, that was interesting. I should've went first.
Speaker 2:Did you get a cop a biscuit?
Speaker 4:No, thankfully he was cool. You know he wasn't on no bullshit, he was like sorry, man, this is the second time this has happened to me. Blah, blah, blah blah. Wow, like apparently people, specifically people in arizona is that a thing? Yeah, people so you never get the phone calls people saying they want to buy your house, or text messages and I'm like no I rent.
Speaker 2:You got the wrong house yeah, oh, they like.
Speaker 1:One time they they uh said hey, raymond, we'd like to buy your house. I remember, remember the address 2816, isabella, in Mesa. I was like sure you can buy it. I sold it to you for $100.
Speaker 4:And what's weird.
Speaker 1:I'm like cash at me the money.
Speaker 4:So often I'll get those texts about my parents' house and they'll get it about my house.
Speaker 2:Yeah that's crazy, it's dumb as hell. Dude, I'm trying to get you to call them back and give them the real information. That's what it is.
Speaker 1:You always, always play dumb yeah I always get something for 28, 16 isabella in mesa. I was like never lived there before. Yeah, I never lived. Never lived in Mesa, ever in my life.
Speaker 2:How do you know somebody ain't like use your name Because?
Speaker 1:my name ain't Raymond there you go then Because they always say hey, Raymond, I was like oh okay, well, there, we go right there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was just wondering. Yeah, no, they always say hey, raymond.
Speaker 4:Apparently, either Amanda was talking to someone who was married or said I was married because the cop was surprised that I was the only one who lived there, Because when I told him that I was like, or he was like okay, this just got really weird. And then he gave me the phone number that she had given him for me, which 623 fucked off right there.
Speaker 1:Like what I got a 602 area code.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so yeah, it was a weird.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a weird call, Weird call. I wonder what they're doing. I wonder what they're doing. They might man, you got so many.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got so many scammers. First off, I don't even open the text. As soon as I see them, I immediately delete it. Or if they be like oh, we have a survey delete or if they say, if it's something from the bank or something, delete.
Speaker 4:I'm to a point where, if I don't have the number saved, I don't even answer it.
Speaker 2:That's how I've been. I've been like that, though.
Speaker 4:Me too, but even more so now especially when it pops up scam likely. Or if the text messages come through from numbers I don't have.
Speaker 2:It just goes straight to spam mail, especially those international numbers, I'll be like straight to spam Yep Spam.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, like you said, yeah, they ain't getting it the leading reporter's joke. Yeah, they ain't getting any of that. That's crazy boy. So, yeah, that was my story man, that was a good story that was man.
Speaker 4:Now it's my turn. I'm like damn, I'm more interested in the cookie story. All right, here we go In the two-week-old cookie story.
Speaker 1:So now this is. I was out in North Scottsdale around lunchtime, so I was like man.
Speaker 4:I was out in North Scottsdale around lunchtime.
Speaker 1:So I was like man, I was getting hungry. It's like let me go ahead and I go to Wendy's right, I give me a day single meal. Wendy's, you need to pay me. I get a day single meal no tomato, no tomato, yeah. And then yeah, I'm not on my sandwich.
Speaker 4:It makes it soggy.
Speaker 3:Man, is you crazy man?
Speaker 1:no tomato, no tomato, yeah, and then yeah, I'm not on my sandwich.
Speaker 2:It makes it soggy man. Is you crazy? Man?
Speaker 1:give me that tomato, smack it on mine but so give me a day single combo, no tomato, I never knew this. And give me a sugar cookie, right cool, that's the dessert. So I'm sitting up here.
Speaker 2:That's a complete meal that is, I'm eating $7.99.
Speaker 1:Everything is good to go. So I'm like man, I get to another location. I'm like man, I'm just thinking about my sugar cookie, right?
Speaker 1:going throughout my day, I finally got to the point where I wanted to eat my sugar cookie, right, so I'm sitting up here. Right, I'm sitting outside, I'm looking out, I'm looking around. Now, mind you, I had already, uh, like, where I'm currently, where I'm currently at, I'm out there. I was like by a talking stick out there, by the pavilion. Right, I'm sitting outside a business, so I'm sitting there. I throw my Wendy's bag away, right, get back in the car. I'm looking around. Oh no, I said wait, where's my cookie?
Speaker 3:Right, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Now I see little people, little families, walking into the establishment and stuff. So I'm sitting in there, I'm looking in the mirror watching people go in. I was like, all right, I think the coast is clear, nigga. So I get out the car, I go back to the trash. Can I get my Wendy's bag? I get my Wendy's bag. I get my Wendy's bag. I'm going through it. Somebody walk in. I don't give a shit, no more than that they go in. I'm still looking through my Wendy's bag. Right, get my cookie. I pull my cookie out. The cookie immediately goes through the bag and falls into the trash. Now, now, now it's done. Yeah, because it's not in a Wendy's bag and it's not in a cookie bag Right Now. It crossed my mind.
Speaker 4:I just looked at it like how long did you process that decision? Man, three seconds.
Speaker 1:Damn. I just looked at it like you really don't want me to have this cookie do you man? So, man, I just got back in the car and left Damn that whole time. So I went to the gym later that day and went to Wendy's at 59th and Bell Got a sugar cookie. But it wasn't. This one was nice, fresh. You can still see the grease in it. It was nice and moist. Yeah, oh, it was nice.
Speaker 4:So how did the first cookie fall through the bag? Because, he picked it up the wrong way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because when I picked it up, it fell out. Yeah, I thought, I thought. I had to cause. I felt it, cause you know it's folded, yeah, so no, that's what I'm saying. I thought I had to fold it piece.
Speaker 4:So when I picked it up, and see, I thought it was so I guess hot or something.
Speaker 1:Hey, fell through the bag, dude, it was nice.
Speaker 2:If y'all can see this nigga's face, if y'all can see his face right now.
Speaker 1:He is true this.
Speaker 2:This is like when joe dropped his bottle of expensive drink right now he is truly hurt.
Speaker 1:I said listen, I told you somebody was going into the establishment. I was right there at the trash. Can like oh, man, with my bag in my hand, like oh, hey, I feel for you two, two weeks later.
Speaker 4:I feel for you. I'm like man damn so.
Speaker 1:Now, when I'm back there, I'm going right into that wendy's again. We, we gotta, we gotta do this all over again. We gotta run it back. Y'all got them fresh cookies them fresh cookies.
Speaker 2:Hey, now, if you go to the ones, you go to the ones when they have fresh cookies, man, I'm telling you, especially when they just put them out there.
Speaker 4:Wait, what time was it oh?
Speaker 1:no, this was in the morning. This was probably yeah, like 10, 10.30, 10.45.
Speaker 4:So chances are they're not that fresh right now.
Speaker 2:Not at 5.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah 10.30, 10.45.
Speaker 2:I did that on my way back from Vegas. You know the one in Kingman. I went to that Wendy's right there. Right where you make the turn, man, and you know we got there. We left Vegas around nine, so we got there right around 10.30. Right, right, right the cookie was so fresh, I was like nothing in my mouth.
Speaker 4:I was like Wendy's.
Speaker 2:I love them. Sugar cookies, bro.
Speaker 1:I love them sugar cookies, man them sugar cookies. So good man, I went back and got two more. I was like yo.
Speaker 2:I ate one in the car. As soon as I got in the car I got back out and went back and got two more. Hey, I'm telling you, I was like I could buy so many cookies with this money, but man, these cookies are good.
Speaker 1:So now, if I sit up here and hit the power ball, I'm going to buy all the sugar cookies. I'm going to buy a billion dollars worth of sugar cookies.
Speaker 4:Nah wait, you got to have at least enough money to turn the hospital to Magic City. Lemon Pepper Wings.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, so I got to get Magic City Lemon Pepper Wings.
Speaker 2:Get a flashing sign Hospital.
Speaker 1:Wings Name it Skivvies, hey, and I need to get Subway the Subway chocolate chip.
Speaker 4:I either take chocolate chip, the white macadamia or the double chocolate chip Double chocolate chip, what was that?
Speaker 2:Or Raspberry cheesecake?
Speaker 4:I'ma try those, man, it's pretty good. I'ma try those. It's pretty good.
Speaker 2:I had, I had, I had a 12 pack. It was just, that was too much.
Speaker 4:Damn A 12 pack of Raspberry cheesecake.
Speaker 2:You know, they gave me the little box, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Nah.
Speaker 2:I couldn't stop Eating them, motherfuckers. I was like man, that cookie's good. I was like oh, I got plenty left. Next thing you know I had four left. I was like I started slowing down Like oh man we got four left.
Speaker 4:Hey, ain't that the worst part about eating them, the things you love? The worst part is the when you get to the end I was like damn, I eat all them, damn cookies, that's how you end up eating at least six boxes of marshmallow, uh, fruit loops I'll tell you, you gotta get off them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I swear to god I had it. Hey them marshmallow fruit loops. I had you with the man, you'd be sitting up there like man folding up, folding up.
Speaker 4:Oh, Habit going back. Oh, can't do it. I kicked the habit successfully.
Speaker 1:Yeah, good job, because you said you don't eat them no more either. Nope, yeah, you can't eat them, cinnamon toast crunch, that's a different story. Yeah, see, I don't eat them no more either.
Speaker 4:Ooh, I started drinking whole milk. Y'all ever eat whole milk with cereal? Yeah, oh shit, whole milk.
Speaker 1:Like regular whole milk. Yeah, like the red milk yeah nigga, that's what you're supposed to right.
Speaker 4:Nah see, I grew up on the blue milk.
Speaker 2:Yeah, me too Like 2% Did y'all.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 2:And then I changed up the whole milk.
Speaker 1:I used to.
Speaker 2:We was poor, nigga Shit, Well, sure nigga. So was we. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So was we.
Speaker 4:We wasn't drinking that skim milk.
Speaker 2:It wasn't skim milk, it was 2%, not the 1%, because the 1% is like water. But we had whole milk.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I couldn't do that shit. Yeah, I'm messing with y'all. I ain't never had no whole milk until I was an adult, Nigga until I got my house, and that was like three years ago.
Speaker 2:Right, three years ago. Yeah, four years ago now.
Speaker 4:I don't even drink milk, that shit makes everything taste so much sweeter.
Speaker 2:Man.
Speaker 4:Like cereal wise. Yeah, man, that's good.
Speaker 2:I was just like. I don't even know why. I always thought to myself why, nigga, you been drinking 2% milk and I was?
Speaker 4:like, because that's what I grew up on.
Speaker 2:Exactly. It never crossed my mind that whole milk was good. I thought whole milk was going to be like I don't know, like too thick or something. Man, that shit was great. I put my cookie in that mug and it sank to the bottom.
Speaker 4:I said oreos, man, that's good stuff oreo cookies with some old milk. Yeah, yeah that's good double stuff, my little shortbreads, speaking of which you know they've been talking about a whole bunch of cookies.
Speaker 1:We're gonna call this the cookie edition. Well, name this the cookie monster, hey like uh, fat and weird cookies.
Speaker 2:You ever had them. Fat and Weird yeah.
Speaker 1:Fat and Weird. Never heard of them, fat and Weird.
Speaker 2:Motherfucker, they was on, they was on.
Speaker 1:Where they, where they at they was on.
Speaker 3:Dang.
Speaker 1:I hear Crumble Cookie is good. Hey, but listen, i'ma tell y'all right now. I think I said this last week when we talked about snacks I don't like, like designer stuff, like crumble cookie, I just like Hostess.
Speaker 4:Chips Ahoy. You do got to experience crumble cookie at least once, and literally just once.
Speaker 2:And Fat and Weird. You got to do it at least once, man.
Speaker 1:The cookie is like this big.
Speaker 2:That's why I can't eat all that cookie, I know, but you break it up. I'm telling you, man, that shit was delicious, that shit was delicious.
Speaker 1:I just want a cookie. Listen, I'm used to them. Yeah, 25 cent.
Speaker 2:Snickers, snicker, daddy man. They got every Fucking flavor you can think of.
Speaker 1:Remember the little 25 cent cookies. They used to get like A whole pack Damn as big as 95 cent cookies. They used to get like a whole pack.
Speaker 2:Damn as big as your fist. It's an $8 cookie, Nigga, check it out. Yeah, fat and weird. It's stuffed man. They stuffed with shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, See dude, those aren't cookies. Those are muffins man, man, them cookies man.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you Muffins.
Speaker 1:Those are like it ain't crunchy. That look like a chewie cookie.
Speaker 4:Wait, so is it? Chewie in the center and crunchy on the outside.
Speaker 2:Or is it just all soft? No, it ain't crunchy like Chips Ahoy.
Speaker 4:See, I like Chips Ahoy, I know, but I'm just saying I like chewy Chips Ahoy, regular Chips Ahoy. It ain't like a big crunchy cookie with a gooey center.
Speaker 2:It ain't like that, no, no, it's like you can break it and it's like a moist cookie with that gooey center.
Speaker 4:So soft-baked though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, but it ain't half done, though it ain't half done.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay, okay, Do y'all like?
Speaker 1:soft-serve ice cream. Who is that? Who sells?
Speaker 4:soft-serve McDonald's. Mcdonald's used to, I don't know, yeah, mcdonald's still do.
Speaker 2:They do the cones.
Speaker 4:Oh is Dairy Queen soft serve.
Speaker 1:Yep, I think so.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I like Dairy Queen. No, no, Dairy Queen ain't yeah, they do, they do.
Speaker 2:They do, man, because they dip your cone in the motherfucking strawberry shit or the chocolate shit.
Speaker 3:My bad, I'm thinking.
Speaker 1:Baskin Robbins.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Dairy Queen.
Speaker 1:Okay. So Baskin Robbins, yeah, they get out the bucket. Like them and Cold Stone, yep, I love Cold.
Speaker 4:Stone. I would say Cold Stone is kind of like soft serve Kind of, even though they get in and put on a little metal. Yeah they're not getting it out the tube, but yeah, it still kind of reminds me of soft serve a little bit.
Speaker 1:I like Ben and Jerry's you know you get the little pint. Which one do you like? 599. Yeah, and you get the little I don't know. I think it's called like overnight fudge, overnight fudge.
Speaker 2:I know I'm messing it up. I went to Blueberry Cheesecake, strawberry Cheesecake and Rocky Road.
Speaker 4:Oh, I love Rocky Road. They do Rocky Road. That's one of my favorite ice creams.
Speaker 1:I went to Walmart. I love Rocky Roll and S'mores.
Speaker 4:I like Rocky Roll, Cookies and Cream. Cookies and Cream is good From the Ben and Jerry's shit half-baked.
Speaker 1:Half-baked yeah, Cookie Dough Cookie.
Speaker 4:Dough is good Really. The Tonight Dough is good too, the Jimmy Kimmel one. I've had that one. That's real good. Hell yeah so anything with brownies and cookie dough, I'm all over Brownies cookie dough Smorgasbord.
Speaker 1:I do like the. I can't remember what store I was at you know what it might have been at 7-Eleven, across from From LA Fitness. They had the cookie dough. They just sold it Like the little edible cookie. They had the cookie dough.
Speaker 4:They just sold it Like the little edible cookie dough, the actual cookie dough. Oh man, was it the Pillsbury?
Speaker 2:I ain't messing around with no cookie dough.
Speaker 1:No, it was good.
Speaker 2:It's got raw eggs in it. Man, You're going to get sick.
Speaker 4:It was good hey.
Speaker 1:Rocky didn't get sick.
Speaker 4:Hey Y'all ever tried that Y'all drink whole milk. What Drinking the whole egg?
Speaker 1:Man. My pop did that when I was a kid man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he stir it up and drink it.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, he just put it in. He put the egg.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he put the milk.
Speaker 1:Hey, pop, you know what I'm talking about. Man, if y'all saw the response that Steve just had, he'd jump from the table Like he used to drink that. You know what. I'm sitting up here thinking in my head as a kid, like you can just cook that egg. I've never tried that, ever in my life.
Speaker 3:That is absolutely disgusting Me neither I haven't either.
Speaker 1:Pop, I'm here to let you know Now as a grown adult that was absolutely disgusting. Dude, a milk with an egg in there.
Speaker 4:Wait, he put milk. No, he put the egg in milk Dude it was.
Speaker 1:He had the egg I remember he put the egg in the jar, okay, and he would pour some milk in there, oh, and then he would just drink it that man has an iron gut, that's crazy man I couldn't do it and I'm trying to think, dude, no, I'd do it for a billion dollars, yeah, I'd do it for a billion dollars in a hospital.
Speaker 4:With some Magic City lemon peppers.
Speaker 3:Man Get my skimmies, hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Go Damn. This is the food edition.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, man, those cookies are good I was eating some pancakes too when I got that knock at my door by Goodyear PD. So you didn't offer him any, I had already finished them.
Speaker 1:He was smacking. So this really is a food edition, even though the cops came to his house.
Speaker 4:He was eating Yep I didn't talk to him about my damn cookie. Yo, I'm man. I was eating some Kodiak protein pancakes and some thick sliced bacon from Costco.
Speaker 1:Yeah, damn, boy, you over there eating good.
Speaker 2:I got that Member's Mark pancake mix man and I got my griddle set at $3.75. It's perfect, golden pancakes, just like motherfucking IHOP Even better. That's what I tell myself. I'll be like man, this shit, even better than IHOP. Ain't no use in me going out, I just cook breakfast.
Speaker 4:That shit is crazy man you ever had or not ever had. When's the last time you had breakfast for dinner?
Speaker 2:Oh, all the time. That shit is so used to be so special.
Speaker 4:For some reason that shit was so special. I used to get excited.
Speaker 2:I'm not even a big breakfast person, Because I'm a breakfast person.
Speaker 1:That's why and it only take me 15 minutes to whip it up- Now, if it is, if it's home-cooked breakfast, I'm fine, but if you go to Denny's, or IHOP most of the times I'm saying, when you do go there I'm like, oh, just give me a cheeseburger and fries. I don't care, it could be 7 in the morning.
Speaker 4:Really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just give me a cheeseburger and fries.
Speaker 4:So you've just never been a breakfast person, or is that?
Speaker 1:just as I thought. I mean I'll eat home like a home-cooked breakfast, but to go to a restaurant and to go, I have, you know, give me eggs and you know, yeah, man, it's just not worth it, though it ain't worth it. Yeah, that's what I'm like.
Speaker 2:You know your breakfast is only going to hold you for a good four hours.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I was like. Just give me a cheeseburger some french fries.
Speaker 2:You get that shit. It'll hold you for six.
Speaker 1:And then you may as well take your protein shake after.
Speaker 4:Right and get you some wings too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, slap that wings.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Hey, wings is good man. Hey, anyway, back to this. What is it called Fat and weird?
Speaker 2:Yeah, fat and weird cookies. Hey, that's a muffin, man man, that's a cookie bro.
Speaker 3:Hey look, I'm about to look up crumble cookie yeah.
Speaker 2:Crumble cookies is the same. They're not the same as that, but they flatten it out.
Speaker 4:They're pretty big. They're big like that, but they flatten it out. They're not stuffed with nothing though?
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're not stuffed with nothing, are they always?
Speaker 4:stuffed. What the fat and weird.
Speaker 2:No, you don't have to get them stuffed, but most of the time they got some type of filling in them. Man, I tried that, motherfucker. I'm telling you, man, that shit was delicious. Delicious, delicious, that's what they look like. Had me drooling that shit. Had me drooling man.
Speaker 4:It does look weird. Yeah, that's not a cookie.
Speaker 2:Bro, that's a cookie, man. Listen, I'm going to show you when I bit that motherfucker.
Speaker 4:It kind of swirled like a booty hole.
Speaker 2:I started slobbing like the dog.
Speaker 1:That's bougie cookie. That's for Y'all acting like Y'all done hit a million dollars.
Speaker 4:Well, I mean, he does drive a futuristic Space age Tesla. I still remember my roots.
Speaker 1:I'm about to show you a cookie.
Speaker 4:Hold on now. There are plenty of nights when I have smashed a hole and I'm not proud to admit this. But a whole pack of See Oreos, right?
Speaker 3:That's like Taking a whole pack of Oreos, right, that's like taking a whole pack of Oreos and balling it up.
Speaker 2:One glass of milk, though One glass of milk.
Speaker 4:That's a cookie.
Speaker 1:Now pull up the crumble or the fat and weird. Oh man, this is a cookie. That's what a cookie look like. We was just talking about Oreos.
Speaker 2:That's a cookie that's a crispy cookie.
Speaker 4:Wait, hold on. Do you like soft cookies or no?
Speaker 2:Like the sugar cookie at Wendy's or the sugar cookie at Subway, that greasy sugar cookie that you're talking about.
Speaker 1:Dude, listen that motherfucker. That's a muffin man. Look, pull that thing up. It don't have no images. Look, they sit up there and they pushing that off as a cookie. And those aren't cookies, those are sweet muffins. They should call them cookie muffins, I mean, or muffin cookies.
Speaker 4:I still try it out that shit's good.
Speaker 2:Hey, that shit's good man Damn what is that. That's the fat and weird, that Shit's good man, damn what is that.
Speaker 4:That's the Fat and Weird.
Speaker 2:Shit's good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Fucking cookie. What's that like?
Speaker 4:pumpkin spice or something I think. So it's a good cookie.
Speaker 2:See how he changed his tune. Yeah, wait, wait, I might want to try.
Speaker 4:No, I don't like pumpkin spice. Okay, so here's a fudge with mini kisses and semi-sweet chocolate chips. Oh see, fudge with mini kisses and semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Speaker 1:Those aren't cookies, man. I told you, I'm a hood baby.
Speaker 4:I mean, yeah, they doing way too much with all the extras but you do, got to try it at least once. You got to try it at least once. Hold on Shit's great, let me check the ingredients, listen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, damn man, that motherfucker is a 1,200-calorie cookie.
Speaker 4:This shit has a whole two paragraphs worth 1500 characters worth of ingredients on this shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you probably get about 3000 calories out of it.
Speaker 4:Damn hey, pull up Chips, ahoy and some of this shit I can't pronounce.
Speaker 1:That's kind of weird. They probably got seven sticks of butter in that one cookie.
Speaker 4:No, for real. Look at this ingredients list.
Speaker 3:I'm still scrolling. That is one cookie that's one cookie.
Speaker 2:Oh, still scrolling.
Speaker 4:Yeah, one cookie damn, that is one cookie, man, y'all go I made calories in that cookie.
Speaker 1:Oh ain't no telling you because there's so many and where's this place at?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I can't remember, but it was on a whatchamacallit.
Speaker 4:It was on one of them, food, shows 34 five-star reviews out of 34.
Speaker 2:These motherfuckers Billionaires Club.
Speaker 1:See, look he already in the Billionaires Club.
Speaker 4:And why we don't have updated podcast equipment. Steve Damn, we need cameras that follow us around. What's they call that shit?
Speaker 2:man Shark Tank. It was on Shark Tank, that's what.
Speaker 4:I thought, oh okay, it was on Shark Tank.
Speaker 3:There is one out here, I think, is it.
Speaker 2:That was a long time ago when I watched it. That's when I was at USAA. You know how long it's been since I've been there.
Speaker 4:USAA.
Speaker 1:Oh, maybe not, Boy, they got the pressure on my homes.
Speaker 3:Man.
Speaker 2:What's the score now?
Speaker 1:10-0. Chargers.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, good job, what they at 10-3 now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't think there's one here.
Speaker 1:A fat and weird Yep Dude. Listen. Now we'll pull up Crumble Cookie, because we know Crumble Cookie is here.
Speaker 2:I got it through the mail Shit.
Speaker 4:it is a hell of Crumble Cookies here.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, there's one in Westgate, there's one at McDowell.
Speaker 4:There's one right down the street from my house, like less than five minutes away.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they all over the place.
Speaker 1:Yeah them things, dog. I'm telling you, when I think of cookies, I think of Mrs Fields, the little mini chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 4:Mrs Fields has some cookies, the cookie cake. That's what I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1:Like Famous Amos.
Speaker 4:You should smash them. Famous.
Speaker 1:Amos back in the day. Let me see these little designer cookies or whatever they are. Those are muffins, man, that's like man, hey man.
Speaker 2:You guys, you can tell us your opinion. It's okay, you can call it muffin, it's still a big-ass cookie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, them things is big man.
Speaker 4:You ever had a crumble cookie? Nope, all right, so.
Speaker 1:But I know they big, aren't they?
Speaker 4:They're pretty big, nigga.
Speaker 1:Nigga, and probably why they sit up there and call them crumble, because you just tear it off in pieces.
Speaker 4:No, motherfucker smashed this whole thing. Realistically, you should air quotes, share them with people. But nigga, I smash a whole box and feel terrible afterwards.
Speaker 1:A crumble cookie. Yeah, you eat a whole box of crumble cookies too. I have.
Speaker 4:You really can and should stop at one, because check it out, because you get four, six or twelve yeah. One semi-sweet chocolate chunk cookie, which you probably would like 650 calories. That's crazy. The chocolate peanut butter sandwich cookie 1230 Damn, what's the sugar cookie? I was just about to get to it, sugar cookie. We waiting for it, waiting for it, so they got the sugar cookie featuring Mother's Circus Animals on top $760.
Speaker 2:Damn yeah, that's wild $760 calories.
Speaker 1:$760 calories Do they have? A picture of the sugar cookie? Yep. So what's up with that? Yeah, that's why 760 calories, 760 calories. Do they have a picture Of the sugar cookie? Yep.
Speaker 2:So what's that with that that?
Speaker 4:one, the circus animal Yup.
Speaker 1:So it's flat, but it's just real big. Yeah, it's flat, that's a cookie.
Speaker 4:Oh, so crumble is a cookie, so fat and weird. No that. Oh, you're talking about the circus animal. Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying it looks like a cookie. I mean it's big but it's still.
Speaker 2:That's his definition of cookie.
Speaker 4:Oh, here's more of a 3D look. Oh no, that's not a cookie.
Speaker 1:That's not a cookie man.
Speaker 4:So the dimension's got to be flat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a pie.
Speaker 3:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you man.
Speaker 4:That's a pie man. I'm trying to see their ingredients.
Speaker 1:They sell cookie muffins and then Crumble Cookie sells cookie pies.
Speaker 4:So I've heard that crumble cookie got like 75 different ingredients. One crumble cookie has 75 ingredients. I'm trying to see if that's true.
Speaker 1:I think it's a crumble cookie over here somewhere. I think I bet it is. You said I bet it is.
Speaker 4:They really are like damn near like QT.
Speaker 3:How QT's?
Speaker 1:is popping up Because I think I man driving through over here somewhere. I thought I saw one Damn man that dog 30 grams of fat.
Speaker 4:Entrepreneur.
Speaker 1:Man I know we done sat up here and got 95 grams of carbs. Everybody hungry. 50 grams of nigga, 50 grams of sugar.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh, my goodness, that's like a cup, that's like a cup of sugar in there. Hey, don't act like you. Didn't make Kool-Aid like that though. Hey, we did oh no, Absolutely.
Speaker 3:We put two cups nigga. Hell yeah, you got to make it flavorful.
Speaker 4:A cup, nigga. We just pour it until they look good. That's enough.
Speaker 3:Hey, you got to wait until the water get cloudy, there you go now.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah that water too clear, man, no, no.
Speaker 3:You need some more sugar. Or when you went to go spin, when you go to stir and if you stirred it too easy, no you had to, because if you was able to stir, it like this here's the picture of this people.
Speaker 1:If you held the Kool-Aid spoon or you know whatever you use, and if you got your thumb facing like down in the picture, right, no, it's not enough sugar, but if you got, if you making a fist. If you got to grab it like you're shifting gears and then that's now, it's enough sugar. So that's how you can tell if kool-aid is gonna be good.
Speaker 1:If you see them mixing it up, yeah, and they thumb is down, you'd be like, oh, yeah, no that ain't gonna be that good but if they got a fist like you said, like they shifting gear, like oh, that's a, that's a good batch of, uh, that's gonna be a good kool-aid mix right there.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah, we want all the kool-aid mix right there all the smoke making some purple, make that shit turn up. Dark pink man. It's.
Speaker 1:All the sugar it's all like completely diluted drinking purple sugar water. What's that great purple?
Speaker 4:sugar water sugar water purple, right man, all right. So, uh, it's not as I'm not scrolling, but that's still a pretty good size list for some goddamn cookies. One cookie for one, that's one cookie, yeah, for one, that's one cookie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, look, and that's for the crumble cookie.
Speaker 4:That's a chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 1:Man, I'm going to go with the crumble cookie.
Speaker 4:They look good, though they are good, but for real.
Speaker 1:I just need one.
Speaker 4:I was going to say just eat one. Yeah, no, I can't eat no pack, and you might get away with eating half of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can't, and just save the other half Now, if you want to sit up here and give me some Oreos or some Chips.
Speaker 2:Ahoy, yeah, they don't make it much. I remember last year, man, we had those Oreos, those Halloween Oreos. Oh, I love those. Yeah, I know, and you ate the whole fucking pack.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I love it, I love it all. Yeah, I know, and you ate the whole Fucking pack. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2:I love it. That was last time I had.
Speaker 1:Oreo cookies yeah.
Speaker 4:I was standing there and you said man, I love these.
Speaker 1:I ate them once a year.
Speaker 2:He was tearing them up.
Speaker 4:That's your, your special treat.
Speaker 1:Man, I just man, I throw them in there With marshmallow fruit loops, yeah.
Speaker 4:So then they're In good company. I can't be robbing no more old ladies knocking them over the head, so I can get some Oreo cookie money he don't like the person he becomes when he offer them Froot Loops.
Speaker 1:Give me your $12 so I can go get me some cookies. Give me your pocketbook. I told you. I'll be sitting up here walking around with a walking around like I'm on that Fenton all folded up.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, nigga. Speaking of that man, I saw a motherfucking. I don't know, because you know I ain't never been this high and shit, but this motherfucker was on the corner and looked like he was asleep, standing up holding his sign.
Speaker 1:But he was like he was bent over. Yeah, damn Bent over like this. Yeah, yeah, that's, hey, they call it he wasn't moving dog.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he wasn't losing his balance or nothing Damn. Oh no, they got great balance. They got hey. They balance is better than Simone Biles dog. Come on bro, I swear to God, I'm looking at him like hey, I blew my horn, Beep, beep.
Speaker 2:You all right, they do right.
Speaker 1:They call it the fin fold. Oh, is that what it is? Wow, the fin fold.
Speaker 2:That's a real thing, for I was just looking at him like bro, bro, he ain't moving. I mean Because I guess what it does.
Speaker 1:It hits something like I don't know. Once again we're not doctors and we're on fact check Something like that Nervous system or something.
Speaker 2:And dude, fold it over in half.
Speaker 1:Bent over.
Speaker 2:Hold the sign Gone.
Speaker 4:Was he a young cat? Older cat?
Speaker 1:Nah, he's probably like 30-something Dog them cats, do not fall over.
Speaker 2:And mostly didn't fall over that one time.
Speaker 1:Damn. Their balance is great dog and I sat there for like four minutes. Hey, I'll put one of them in the Olympics in 2020.
Speaker 2:I was amazed, like bro, is he high? Is this what they talking about? I don't know. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know how to call. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know how to call, I wouldn't be able to just go snap, hey snap out of it Snap out of it.
Speaker 3:Wake up, wake up.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:Wake up, wake up.
Speaker 1:No, that is. That's crazy man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was lost, damn Well hey.
Speaker 1:I know we the Conjuring. I know we got Scary Movie fans.
Speaker 4:Man, if I got time to, I'll go check it out. When does it come out?
Speaker 2:Oh, yes, the latest one. It's out now this is, like the last one, the Final Conjuring.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the Conjuring is out.
Speaker 4:Man, they're going to make like 12 more.
Speaker 1:Apparently this is the one that this is going to be the final Annabelles.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no man, I hope they stop.
Speaker 1:I think Annabelle. I don't even care, I'm going. I thought I saw something else too.
Speaker 4:I hope they stop with.
Speaker 1:Annabelle. That's why I saw Naked Gun.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you said that last week.
Speaker 1:So I think the movie I saw this time was highest to lowest.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Listen to the podcast. I talked about it at the beginning, but oh and guess what's something? Something else I found out. Listen to Shout Out to Johnny's House. They was reporting. Well, even Denzel said it. He said this whole time we've been saying his name wrong, his name. Well, I've heard this story before, so I knew. Just because I heard him, I think, one other time tell this story. His name is actually Denzel.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I've heard Spike say it like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, his name is yeah, and I thought it was just Spike being Spike.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, his name is Denzel.
Speaker 1:Well, nigga, respectfully your name is Denzel, yeah.
Speaker 4:Everybody knows you as Denzel.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I bet you people that's close, close, close to him call him.
Speaker 4:Denzel, and it's not even like Denzel Washington, it's just nigga. Denzel Denzel. Yeah, everybody knows you by Denzel Denzel, right? Hey, what kind of work do you think you got to put in to just be recognized on a first-name basis? Obviously, we've seen Denzel do what he did, but outside of that spectrum like share, share and michael, yeah yeah you might say but when you go?
Speaker 1:yeah, because when you say michael, you think michael jackson, michael jackson and michael jordan yeah, but sometimes when you say mike, but you could, you could say mike jay, but you only use Mike J just because MJ. You know you're talking about Michael Jordan, right when you say Michael you know you're talking about Michael Jackson.
Speaker 4:So say, in the regular broke nigga world, what do we gotta do to just get on that first name basis like Bosco? Oh yeah, that nigga yeah.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. Talk to Apollonia or Vanity See they got vaginas they get a vibe.
Speaker 2:What can you? Do to get your name on that one name level.
Speaker 1:Hit Powerball, there we go, probably nothing, man.
Speaker 4:Right 1.7 billion you got to be.
Speaker 2:GOAT status.
Speaker 3:You got to be GOAT status.
Speaker 4:Just like Tom, there you go Say GOAT status Eli Right.
Speaker 2:Peyton Sweetness.
Speaker 4:Yeah Say go status Eli, Right Peyton Sweetness.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, I'm sitting here trying to think all the one-name people, now You're like CT. Hey, nobody know him, I mean.
Speaker 4:But if you know, you know, oh yeah, yeah. If you know, you know, that man is a legend, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:No, he absolutely is yes, sir, yeah, steal your motherfucking sack. What about the Rock?
Speaker 4:Ooh, have you seen him lately? What he ain't the Rock, no more.
Speaker 1:Well, he lost weight. He probably lost weight for that movie or the CGI. What movie? Oh, he's in some movie. He's supposed to be a I don't know an MMA fighter or something.
Speaker 4:Well, it's no secret he was on steroids, that he was on that shit.
Speaker 1:So he got off steroids.
Speaker 2:And whew, I'll show you, like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Now I'll show you. Just done, dude, listen, you can tell he's no longer the Terminator when the rock first first started. Get the fuck out of here, man.
Speaker 1:That's some AI shit, that's AI no.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:AI.
Speaker 4:That is the people's champ man. What is that on Wow? I mean it is on Fox News. I mean it is on Fox News. I don't believe nothing on Fox News. Let me go to his Instagram.
Speaker 1:Because he's in a man. It's a movie coming out. We'll talk about it later and you know, let me see what else, if anything else is out, so I can tell the people. Well, we know the Conjuring.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, he's playing this dude MMA fighter.
Speaker 1:That's what it is. It's an MMA fighter, right, and he almost yeah.
Speaker 4:I mean the Knicks still look small, but he's, you know, compared to Like compared to what he was. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like when he was Black Adam, that nigga was super swole.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they said that's one of his biggest Like when he was Black Adam. Yeah, he got huge. That and Hercules was when he got one of his two biggest roles.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I don't think this movie is out yet, but y'all see the trailer for him man, I haven't seen anything this summer really.
Speaker 4:Dog that's with Marlon Wayans.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, actually I did see that Dog. I guess about the little quarterback superstar or something.
Speaker 4:That's Jordan Peele, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did see that, yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I seen one. Yeah, that look interesting. So I think, yeah, we got the Conjuring Light Up the World Splitsville I don't know what this is. I think they got Hamilton Damn Hamilton been out for 10 years.
Speaker 4:Hamilton.
Speaker 1:Remember to play Hamilton Never seen it yeah. Yeah, no, me neither Showing. I know it came out here to Tempe a few times Did it and was at ASU. But anyway, let me see what else we got Back to the motherland.
Speaker 2:Nobody oh.
Speaker 1:I think I don't know if we missed oh, nobody too. Yeah, we might have missed nobody too, I heard that was good, though.
Speaker 2:It's almost like nobody's talking.
Speaker 4:Oh caught stealing. You had mentioned that last week or a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 1:Well, caught stealing. Yeah, I think it's finally out. Sometimes I'll be reading the movies too early. I don't be seeing it say it's coming soon, but yeah, Anyway, folks, oh, dirty Dancing. And I did not know. Jaws has been out for damn. What did it say? I think it said 50 years. Sounds about right. Jaws has been out for 50 years.
Speaker 4:Jaws is the reason.
Speaker 1:I do not swim.
Speaker 4:I think Jaws is the reason a lot of niggas don't swim Probably don't even bathe.
Speaker 3:I scared the heebie-jeebies out of me.
Speaker 1:Well, anybody else got something to say?
Speaker 3:Well, you know, I got a that's it for the cookie edition.
Speaker 1:Right, y'all look up these cookie places and let us know are they muffins, Are they cookies? Y'all go ahead and get us on. Y'all can hit us on the IG Somebody's talking podcast and let us know what y'all think about cookies and muffins. Yeah, what's a cookie and what's a muffin? Anyway, we'll see y'all next week. Peace.