Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
We're spending an hour sharing jokes, boxing insights, and wild hypothetical scenarios.
What would you do if you won the $1.8 billion Powerball jackpot? The hosts of Nobody's Talking dive deep into their lottery fantasies, from buying G-Wagons to maintaining anonymity while claiming the prize. Their escalating dreams—and the crushing reality when someone else wins—spark a conversation about wealth that's both hilarious and surprisingly thoughtful.
The conversation shifts to Netflix's "Beauty in Black" returning for a new season, with the hosts praising the addictive family drama that keeps them coming back despite acknowledging the acting won't win any awards. It's the kind of guilty pleasure television that hooks you immediately.
Things get spicy when the hosts reveal their celebrity "hall pass" choices, with Halle Berry unanimously topping the list. The debate about how much they'd pay for such an encounter (capping at one million dollars) showcases their chemistry and humor while exploring that universal "what if" fantasy.
Perhaps the most entertaining segment centers on a hypothetical challenge: Would you walk 300 miles from Phoenix to Vegas for a million dollars? As they research the journey—complete with rattlesnakes, scorpions, and coyotes along the route—listeners are pulled into weighing the physical ordeal against the financial reward.
Boxing fans will appreciate their analysis of weight classes and the upcoming Crawford fight, questioning whether some divisions separated by just a few pounds are truly necessary, and whether Floyd Mayweather would have remained undefeated in the more competitive 1980s era.
Ready for an hour of unfiltered comedy and genuine conversation? This episode delivers non-stop laughter while exploring the hypotheticals we all wonder about. Follow us on Instagram @nobodystalkingpodcast and join the conversation!
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The crowd is live and loud today, I think Let me see if I can hear myself. Welcome to the Nobody's.
Speaker 2:Talking Podcast.
Speaker 1:We are here to give you what you want, give you what you need, and that is about an hour worth of laughter. I was going to say Give or take, some Taking an hour.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 3:Putting that work in.
Speaker 1:Giving her that hour. I think we got some funny stories for y'all. I told y'all my cookie story.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's pretty funny, that man. I still ain't had a good sugar cookie.
Speaker 1:I got to go early in the morning. Anyway, I already said welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. I'm your boy, Bosco, Sitting to my left. I'm back.
Speaker 3:It's Rod he said that like he was Michael Jordan, that's right coming back wearing the 4'5 right but yeah, to my left, nobody, nobody out of the office today, but across from me, but across from me. Yeah, man.
Speaker 2:Superman is in the building, Uh-oh hey yeah, I'm excited for that man.
Speaker 3:That just reminds me of the fight tonight. I hope y'all ready for this. Let's go to war. Uh-oh, let's get it on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm excited for this fight dog.
Speaker 1:Anyway.
Speaker 2:It's gonna be a great one.
Speaker 1:I'd like to send a shout out to all my Mexicans out there. We love y'all and all my Black folks. Anyway, I want to start off by saying beauty in black is back on netflix back. Oh for a brand new season. Man, listen, I got two well, an episode and a half in. I started watching too late and y'all know, as you get a little older you start getting a little sleepier. But A little earlier, man, I tell you what the shenanigans has started. I'm ready for it. If you do not watch Beauty in Black, watch it. It is scripted drama and it seems so real.
Speaker 2:I'm ready for it.
Speaker 1:I know, ain't none of them people gonna win an Emmy or an Oscar?
Speaker 2:but I swear to God they deserve to it's the number one show right now on Netflix beauty and black boy. I'm just gonna binge it.
Speaker 3:I might have to binge watch it because I need to catch up. Yeah, I ain't seen it but I've seen it.
Speaker 2:Oh, you ain't seen it yet.
Speaker 1:Oh, you ain't even watched the first episode. Nah, man, oh, first episode Listen. Hey, I'm jealous. I'm jealous because people that haven't watched Ozark.
Speaker 2:Okay, so now they get the joy or the pleasure of watching it for the first time.
Speaker 2:Like man, Dog, I held out for a while, but dog once I got into it. Oh, beauty in Black, oh, I did. I watched probably all 16 episodes. No, because they did it in two parts right. Yeah, they did it in two parts, so they did the first eight. Yo, then it came with part two A day, day and a half, then part two, watching like a day, day and a half. I just couldn't take my eyes off of it.
Speaker 1:It's good man, you just be like damn, what's going to happen next. It's good, man, the drama yeah.
Speaker 3:The drama is real.
Speaker 2:It's scripted, but it's real. But it's so crazy because it's like and I'm without a spoiler alert but it's just the family.
Speaker 3:You'd be like damn, like really family drama man we get them every time. It's always entertaining I mean obviously.
Speaker 1:I mean this isn't a spoiler, yeah, you can. I mean obviously the family has money, money so that's all it is. You can't make this shit. It's like the family dynamics, yeah, so this? I am watching my life in vivid color. If I had hit Powerball, that's what he was saying. I hate all you motherfuckers. Oh man, when was the winner at?
Speaker 2:Missouri and Texas oh, dang I started calling all my cousins alright, let me tell you this hello hello, are you picked up?
Speaker 4:damn, you didn't win hello, I probably that's crazy you didn't win either damn.
Speaker 1:I probably started playing about the four, probably about the 400 million mark, yeah, and each stage my card just got better and better. Like I started with oh, I'm going to get a G63. Right, right.
Speaker 2:Cool, I'm going to get a G63. Right, right Coop Then.
Speaker 1:I was like oh no, I'm going to get the G63 4x4 square and go mudding in it and I can get a Lambo and a GT. You talk about the AMG GT63 Coop. See, I was going to get all three. Once it got to a certain amount, I'm like you can do all three. I was looking at them today just shits and giggles 140,000.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 1:Man, yeah, shit, I can get one if I move and live there, live in it.
Speaker 4:Live in it.
Speaker 1:Right, I'm going to pop a truck so then you sit up here and you find out Somebody hit so you be like you know what? That's alright, a Toyota Sequoia dude. See, I just went All the way back down the trail rated the trail rated Toyota Sequoia.
Speaker 2:See, I got TRD, I got three out of six One week when it was 1.1.
Speaker 3:Oh damn. You didn't win a hundred.
Speaker 2:No, I got two numbers and a Powerball and I'm looking at it like damn man. That's a $50 ticket. Had this 11. No, it was only $7. Oh damn, that's terrible.
Speaker 4:I know.
Speaker 2:I was like you know how you look at the numbers Like damn.
Speaker 1:Had that 11 been an 8, had that 17 been a 21? Hey, did you? Uh, you hear about the family that they got five numbers? They got because they wait. No, no, no, no, my bad, because it's five numbers plus the powerball, right? Yeah, they got four numbers. They got four numbers in the Powerball, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they got four numbers. They got four numbers in the.
Speaker 2:Powerball. They want them like $100,000 or something Like $150,000.
Speaker 1:I was like dude, that at least got to be worth $500,000. You would think, Nigga, these payouts is. If I'm looking at the ticket like, Okay, Do you know how heart I'd be so heartbroken.
Speaker 2:What no, I would just probably start crying.
Speaker 1:Dude, that's when you sit up here and you would just beat up the person that's sitting there. Why you beating up on me? We almost hit the powerball.
Speaker 3:We almost hit it fool Nigga I would cry.
Speaker 2:I'm dead serious. I would probably start crying. I mean I'd be happy, but I'd be.
Speaker 1:No, I'd be pissed at first. You'd be bad, I'd be pissed at first. I'm like well, damn. And that's when people be like, well, I guess I can pay off these student loans. What if you were so bad? You accidentally ripped up the ticket Like God, I'd be mad.
Speaker 2:Wait, hold on, hold on. Let me put this shit back together. God man, I feel you. That's heartbreaking.
Speaker 1:Dude, four numbers plus the Powerball. You telling me, dude, I'll try to talk my way into at least another 400. Dude, listen, I got four numbers plus the Powerball. Give me something you telling me I can't get an extra 400,000?.
Speaker 2:Because the only way you get that extra money is if you play the Powerplay. So they would have got Multiplier.
Speaker 1:They would have got 300,000 in. Is that what it was?
Speaker 2:Yeah, no.
Speaker 3:I mean Two times multiplier.
Speaker 4:No in there. Is that what it was? No, I mean two times multiply. No, it depends, because it can go up to like five times. You can go up to five, five times multiply. Oh really, yeah, I don't even know about that stuff.
Speaker 3:I'll be like man. That's just crazy. Who would man I mean if it got to a billion shit? Yeah, let me get to five times multiply it too.
Speaker 2:So now you're spending. So if you spend $10, it's an extra dollar per ticket, so that's $15.
Speaker 1:Hey, I told you, they said that.
Speaker 3:No, that's only if you one-time it. If you five-time it, it's $5.
Speaker 2:So the five-time multiplier is a ball.
Speaker 1:So it comes out as like three, two, three four, five, oh yeah, yeah, so it's not and it'll only work on the smaller prizes. Yeah, yeah, because I know it don't work on the jackpot. Yeah, I know, it's just the smaller prizes.
Speaker 2:God, I wonder what those people of Missouri and Texas whoever won have? They came forward yet.
Speaker 1:I show up in a chicken suit man, like if you were in one of them states.
Speaker 3:I'm showing up To where they got to show you In a ninja suit.
Speaker 4:You can't even see my face. It's everything black.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have my little.
Speaker 4:Or you show up in one of those Star Wars. Yeah, what's the white dude?
Speaker 1:Yeah, the Storm Troopers, or you go into the Batman and they be like, oh, who are you?
Speaker 4:I'm Batman, I can't go with. Superman I be like Put the glasses on, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they be like Nah, nigga you, your ass, steve, I know that big head Anywhere Steve, steve, is that Steve? Oh man, y'all better call, call, cousin.
Speaker 1:That's crazy man Trying to see if you have to claim. Hey, they said dude, I've been watching the attorneys. I know his name is Mark, or is it Phil Mark Kaposis? Whatever his name is, I know I've been watching him for like the last few drawings. You know what. I'm going to tell you what's so sad though I think I got a number saved in my phone, I think I need to delete it now.
Speaker 2:Oh damn oh yeah, so yeah, I can't find it. It says if you have to show yourself, or what do they call it Like if you have to come forward.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Like, if you know you can't be hey, they say there's only like five states that are like that where you have to come forward.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know they were. They said you can, you can still go in. When I was watching that attorney, the lottery dude yeah, he's saying when you see people wearing like costumes and stuff, you allow, you, yup, you allowed Yep. You just have to physically go, oh, yep. So that's why they go up in there you see a couple people.
Speaker 3:Man, my mother's going to chase you out with a camera and like see what kind of car you get in.
Speaker 1:Hey, shit, I'm just going to get in the hey, a rental. Yep, exactly, just get in the rental van.
Speaker 3:Yeah. And we're just going to drive off how long has it been really. Which car is?
Speaker 1:this man? Hey, the attorney, he had some tricks for, like claiming it. It was pretty slick. They were saying even though we can claim it and you can stay anonymous, yeah, that's what it is anonymous. No, they can still find out who you are. They can still find out Because, first off, if you physically play, you know they'll probably. The tickets are time stamped so you do these stores?
Speaker 3:that store had a camera.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the stores got the camera unless you go to like a little hole in the wall spot. If you had qt circle k yeah, somebody'll find out yeah, you got to go to one of these little liquor stores where they got the camera up.
Speaker 3:It ain't been working for years.
Speaker 1:He just got up there just to scare people. You want to talk about a whirlwind man, dude?
Speaker 2:Oh my Lord, we was all living the dream for at least a couple weeks, though.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, They'd be like every time they say nobody won.
Speaker 3:I was like I still got a chance.
Speaker 1:I'd sit up weeks, though, oh yeah, they'd be like, oh, they say nobody won. I was like I still got a chance. I'll sit here, I'll go to sleep. I'll be like, oh yeah, this is about to be nice. I'm gonna go stay in one of those, uh, one of those tiki huts that's over the water. Oh yeah, you can see the little fish right on the under the floor. Yeah, I was like I'm staying one of those. So both states you can see the little fish under the floor. Yeah, I was like I'm going to stay in one of those so both states, you can stay anonymous oh, for real?
Speaker 1:yeah, you ain't going to know. That's why you need that lottery attorney, because he going to sit up there and tell you how to stay. He had people in stealth mode. I wonder what he charges.
Speaker 2:He said about 1%, god dang so 1%, god dang so 1% and 1.8 billion.
Speaker 1:See, but I don't think that's like a million. Do we get like a million More than that?
Speaker 3:1.8 million. I should know this. Yeah, he going to be rich and he ain't going to claim his either. Because he said generally Put it in my, put it in my trust set off for the side that's 10 million.
Speaker 2:Damn, it's one percent of a billion so like 18 billion yeah, that's crazy or 18 million 18
Speaker 1:million, yeah, so I don't think he, he ain't gonna get that much. I'm like dude, I got my face. Yeah, I know I'm giving you a, but I think when he said the one percent, I think he probably meant like if you win like a million oh, yeah, no it's like whatever you take, like whatever you take home. So I think, like if you won a million or two million, because he I think they say he represented over, he's represented over like 25.
Speaker 2:But even if you take up, so what was the take home? Like 500 million or something like that, after cash and everything.
Speaker 1:I'm giving him $5 million. You give him $5 million. There you go. No, because he going to be my person all the time, not just for now. Yeah.
Speaker 4:All right he better
Speaker 2:not ask for no more.
Speaker 3:Yeah, don't let him steal your money, yeah but here's $5 million.
Speaker 1:That's it. See, now that's what I said. You hire Dude. I remember I walked in to one place right over there on 59th and Union Hills 1% a year. It's one of them. Oh, hell, no, I said you trying to fleece me now y'all, I got to see.
Speaker 2:For me, I got to see. Okay, let me see in the past what you say to these people.
Speaker 1:And you know what he was saying. He said I mean I would listen, because I told you Allegedly Give me the annuity and it's whatever I get. He was saying to sit up here and take the lump sum because you can, I forget whatever.
Speaker 3:You can pay yourself annuities.
Speaker 1:Well, no, but yeah, but you can get it. The investment that I guess they'll have you making. You'll get like 5% or 6% and I guess what they pay you. Theirs is like 3.5% or 4%.
Speaker 1:See, and that's what I was thinking too, because so you just take the lump sum percent of and you like, of 500 million but listen, I'm not gonna be all aggressive, don't be trying to come to me, or five. Oh, I want you to because you know what he was talking about. Then he was like oh, you would invest in, like apple tesla you know, then you don't make it. Don't make no difference, you just want a certain percentage back, just to have that income coming in.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I just need my 5%.
Speaker 2:Yeah, most banks is going to give you 4% to 5%. So you take 5% of $500 million man.
Speaker 1:I got one that's $25 million. That's $25 million. It paid me 4.5%, but I got $ bucks in there, so that ain't doing nothing, that's 25 million.
Speaker 2:If you take 5% of 500 million, that's 25 million a year, just letting your money sit there, yeah, and then that's the trick fund.
Speaker 1:Yep, that's the money that you just Fly somebody out or fly to somewhere.
Speaker 3:Man Chill, chill.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Chill yeah, man, that would be nice.
Speaker 1:What if they sat there and was like, hey, you got a hall pass, who you flying in Hall pass?
Speaker 3:Halle Berry. I'm flying her ass in, I don't care.
Speaker 2:She what she might be untouchable, though Beautiful Untouchable.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man, I still get to lick her toes. That's all I wanna do. She gonna be like Okay, halle Berry come up so.
Speaker 2:How much you pay Halle Berry to come up?
Speaker 3:How much, yeah, how much they should charge me 50 grand how much you willing to pay 50 grand.
Speaker 2:That's Okay much do you think she'll charge me 50 grand? How much you willing to pay? 50 grand, okay, but what's the max you willing to?
Speaker 3:pay A meal, that's a meal.
Speaker 1:I'll give her a million dollars. I'll pay a meal.
Speaker 3:You want me to count it out, girl, you want to count it out.
Speaker 2:Wait for how many nights though?
Speaker 3:I'll be like if you want to count it out, you got to count it out, Luther.
Speaker 1:Vandrossen, only for one night. I'll give her a million dollars, Only for one night, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I definitely give her a million dollars. Hey, Halle Berry, you know you ain't going to have to throw your favorite on this program. I'm having a picture, everything blown up. It's going to be poster size, so when you walk in the house, right over the right over the mantle. Hey, like damn nigga, you got hallie. Hey, man, I had her for one night.
Speaker 1:Who would you fly out that that people would least expect?
Speaker 4:like, like damn you would fly her out.
Speaker 1:You know, everybody got a crush on somebody to where you like, oh damn.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, halle Berry, no definitely.
Speaker 1:Halle Berry she's number one.
Speaker 2:No, she a fan favorite, I'm trying to think who else would I?
Speaker 1:That somebody you know you'll be like, oh wow, it's kind of like out of left field. See, this is like stump to Swami right here. So we're out of left field.
Speaker 3:See, this is like Stump to Swami right here, so we're out of left field. Let me think.
Speaker 1:But y'all want me to help, y'all, yeah Well, okay, I'll tell you mine.
Speaker 3:Mine gonna be the girl. Oh, go ahead. Miley Cyrus, miley Cyrus. Yeah, I like Miley Cyrus. She famous though.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just saying she still out of left field though.
Speaker 1:Jess Alice. Come on Like I wouldn't Think he would Fly out by.
Speaker 2:Like, for me, it'd probably be Jessica Alba. No, but that bitch, I mean I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:My boy.
Speaker 2:Baby, he ain't Talking about you, it's okay. He didn't mean that baby. He didn't mean that I mean.
Speaker 1:Beautiful, intelligent Collecting Treasure Treasure. Beautiful Intelligent, I mean beautiful intelligent collecting treasure Treasure. Beautiful, intelligent collective treasure, wait, hold on, wait. Didn't I forget a letter? Oh, hope no in dark Jessica Alba.
Speaker 2:Is she still up there, hell?
Speaker 3:yeah.
Speaker 1:All right man.
Speaker 2:I'm taking Jessica Alba.
Speaker 3:Out of left field and I'm taking Britney Spears. There you go. You would never suspect that?
Speaker 1:No, that's kind of how I feel.
Speaker 3:Is it, though, because she cray cray?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but she was Britney. Britney is kind of up there with Jessica Alba.
Speaker 3:Man please. She at the bottom. She's like number 11 on the top, if you say Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1:Jessica Alba, uh, if you like, number 11 on a top winner. If you say Jennifer Aniston, jessica Alba, uh, I mean you gotta see Britney Spears was like she was that shit when she was coming up she was that shit.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. I mean, jessica Alba was too, but you don't hear nothing about her right now.
Speaker 1:That's why she having babies. That's why she was at.
Speaker 3:Progesterone, I was never really attracted to her Simone Biles, then I would say Venus in her prime not Venus.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, serena my bad y'all can't take a shot.
Speaker 4:Look at that.
Speaker 1:Y'all can't take a shot.
Speaker 3:My bad.
Speaker 2:I meant Serena, serena in her prime.
Speaker 1:And then but see, this ain't out of left field, though, Candy from Xscape.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah that chocolate morsel oh my goodness, okay, yeah, that chocolate morsel oh my goodness, okay, whatever.
Speaker 2:So we all say we're going to pay him a million dollars to Halle Berry.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We capping out a million. What if she came up to you and said I need 10 million.
Speaker 1:Hell, no, hell, no, hell, no, you got 500 million dollars in there. Hell, no, I'd be like Corey Holcomb. No, hell, no, hell, nah, hell, nah, you got $500 million single Hell nah.
Speaker 3:I'd be like Corey Holcomb no Hell. Nah, I was like hey man, I'd say 70% of these bitches out here, fucking Hell nah and I got the key. He's like what's the key? $200. Let's go, you paying $200?.
Speaker 2:You gonna pay $10 million for a week.
Speaker 3:For a week no.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not paying $10 million. So you paying Halle Berry $10 million for a week.
Speaker 3:No man, this is a cameo appearance. All she's going to do is come here. She's going to have all her entourage with her, or whatever.
Speaker 4:No, they're going to have cameras and shit. She's going to come by herself.
Speaker 2:All right yacht.
Speaker 3:Oh see, you think you're going by yourself. She is, she's going to have a motherfucking.
Speaker 2:No, she's coming by herself, we ain't even going on, no yacht I don't want no casualties.
Speaker 3:What's those things? Drones?
Speaker 1:She's going to have a drone following your ass, we're going straight to the red roof nigga.
Speaker 3:He said no casualties. Hey, she'll be like wait. She'll be like wait a minute. Am I having sex, you from?
Speaker 1:Akron, ohio, boy, am I having sex?
Speaker 3:No, we just going to do a sex scene, like you did in motherfucking Monster's.
Speaker 1:Ball, the Monster's Ball, yeah the Monster's Ball.
Speaker 3:We just going to do a sex scene. You ain't got to have sex.
Speaker 4:Make me feel so good.
Speaker 3:Meal A meal. I'll pay it. I'm going to have a sex tape.
Speaker 1:Like money's wired to her account right now, hey, what if you sat up here, you on set, right? Yeah, and what if they be like okay, like go for it. What if she accidentally touch my balls? No, what if she touch them? But then she mess around and like really put it in and really put it in oh man.
Speaker 4:I and really put it in oh man, I'm just going to enjoy myself.
Speaker 2:I hope you got pregnant.
Speaker 3:I hope you got pregnant.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 1:Hey, y'all listen. I swear this has never happened to me before this is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 2:I swear it's never happened. This has never happened to me before. This is for entertainment purposes only. I swear it's never happened. This has never happened before.
Speaker 1:I don't know what's going on we are only giving y'all entertainment I didn't even get one pump and I came.
Speaker 3:I'm going to put this in.
Speaker 2:It's like a suction cup.
Speaker 1:That's when you're telling me to be like this. Hey, how come these chicks don't realize? Hey, it is all y'all's fault. It is all y'all's fault, 100%. You think the dude got like ED or erectile. No, you just got the GP. If you got the good stuff, hey, that's going to happen. You should wear that like a badge of honor If he's sitting up there. And I'm telling you, ladies, this right now if you be like man, my man, go all night. You got trash puss, because if it's good, ain't no way in hell he lasting all night.
Speaker 2:That's hefty, hefty that's that hefty, hefty bag roll over with his thumb in his mouth that motherfucker, that 33 gallon, that's that 33 gallon bag insteady bag. Roll over with his thumb in his mouth that motherfucker a 33-gallon.
Speaker 3:That's that 33-gallon bag instead of that tall kitchen bag.
Speaker 1:Hey, once again I like to say these are just jokes, these are just jokes, but anyway we getting ready to. That motherfucker ain't got no walls Dog no, but I'm being real. You mess around with me. No, but I'm being for real. You mess around with me, like, oh yeah, he hit this like all night. I'm like man, please. I ain't been no cooch all night, man, since I was probably 18. You got that triple.
Speaker 1:And that was that. You know that's when your heart start beating real fast, right, and you put some puss in front of you. Now I still don't have a pulse.
Speaker 3:I'm like damn, I know I'm getting old.
Speaker 1:I'm like man, let me get my Joy-6. I'll play some Madden. No, that dog, that's the thing. That's what's getting old, though, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my time ain't never going to lose.
Speaker 3:No, he's undefeated.
Speaker 2:Wrinkle pussy. You like Jamal Crawford? I said Jamal Crawford, bud Crawford, terrence Crawford, jamal Crawford, that's the Hooper, right? Yeah, terrence Bud Crawford about to be.
Speaker 1:Y'all know I had some uh Bud Crawford about to be. Y'all know I had some man. I had some advice for everybody. Oh yeah. I don't have no advice. I think I gave it already. Oh damn, Try to hit Powerball. You can do it and get me a GT63. Cool.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What's the difference between the 53 and the 63? I don't know a little bit bigger.
Speaker 1:There's no 53. You mean the G550? No, there's a 53, 53 and a 63 oh you're talking about the car.
Speaker 2:No, it's the same coupe no you ain't talking about the truck, the G wagon oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1:One is probably like 5.3 liter, I don't know. See, that's a good, that's a good google. Uh, that's a good google question right there, let's see what's the you know, hey, you know what I did see. Oh damn, hold on, damn it we did a show last week too, didn't we and I done forgot the oh the movies Wait, I talked about the Beauty in Black is out.
Speaker 2:Beauty in Black is out.
Speaker 1:I said well, I saw Naked Gun. Oh the Conjuring.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, you was talking about that, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I liked it. Yeah, the Conjuring is.
Speaker 2:I want to go see the Long Walk that looks good. I heard the book was good oh, they had a book.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but no, that looks good would you enter in something? Like that no, that's what I said. You gotta stay over 3.5 miles per hour yeah.
Speaker 2:Walking.
Speaker 3:Right, man Can't fall behind. Dude Can't break, then, otherwise you handed out a ticket, so no.
Speaker 4:No, I wouldn't do it. How far do you think you can walk without stopping?
Speaker 3:I can go 10 miles without stopping.
Speaker 1:Without stopping, yeah, I can go no, it depends on what's on the other end. True that?
Speaker 3:am I going to be hydrated? Do I get my drinks? Yeah, you got water.
Speaker 2:But I'm just saying, if you just had to walk.
Speaker 3:I done walked before.
Speaker 2:I know, but without stopping, like the long walk you just at 3 miles per hour.
Speaker 3:3.5 miles, oh yeah would you?
Speaker 1:would you? Would you walk to? Would you walk to Vegas for a million bucks?
Speaker 3:no that's a long walk do I get to stop? Yes, well, yeah for a million bucks.
Speaker 1:No, that's a long walk, a million dollars, do I?
Speaker 4:get to stop.
Speaker 3:Yes, I mean, yeah, you get to stop. Well, yeah, I can do that. I'm talking about like nonstop, like in the movie. No, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1:I wonder how long it would take to walk to. Vegas. Oh, I think, hey, three days.
Speaker 3:No, we looked it up, you're going 350 miles at three miles per hour. So that's 100 miles a day that you're going to do if you do three miles per hour. So yeah, it's going to be three and a half days.
Speaker 1:Man, that's going to take 27 hours it says.
Speaker 2:according to Google Maps, it says four days, 12 hours.
Speaker 1:Four days and 12 hours From here.
Speaker 3:To walk to Vegas 296 miles For $1 million, I'm sure, and everybody started out with you and the last one standing.
Speaker 1:No, I see.
Speaker 3:Exactly the last one standing gets the million dollars.
Speaker 1:I'm not doing that that. But if they just offer me a million dollars to walk to vegas, I'm walking at my leisure. Good, yeah, I get there you feel like you gotta walk five days to get there you gotta walk to mandalay bay you got five days.
Speaker 2:They say you got five days to get there. I can do it.
Speaker 1:I can do it but I don't want to be sent up there, dude, don't be putting me around. No wild animals and all that. Well, that's what.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to figure out Like the javelinas and all that stuff hey you just got to have your peace with your pieces. Nigga act like you. A, what's her name? What a lower croft. Yeah a lower breaks down every single direction you go. Damn, you can't just walk through the desert and get hell.
Speaker 1:No, the rattlesnake's gonna get you cause you walk along the highway. I don't know this don't look like along the highway they got you where they got you, going through some trails. I know it gotta be a way to go. Yeah, there's some trails. I know it got to be a way to go. Yeah, there's some trails.
Speaker 3:You're going to be walking. There are bike trails. Man, you're going to be thirsty.
Speaker 1:Hey, ask Google what's the damn? How would you say it? What's the pitfalls If I walked? What wildlife would I run into if I walked from Phoenix Arizona to Las Vegas? Hey, y'all can play this at home, for wherever you live. Just imagine walking 300 miles for a million dollars.
Speaker 3:Mountain lion maybe.
Speaker 1:Wild dog. Oh see, that's the thing too, dude man, a dog start chasing, chasing me, and I don't have no car to jump on. You know that's. The first thing you're going to do is jump on a car.
Speaker 3:I'm just going to have a stick with me. I have a walking stick, that's my defense.
Speaker 2:It's going to have a blade on the end it says, when walking from Phoenix to Las Vegas, you primarily encounter desert wildlife.
Speaker 4:See.
Speaker 2:Including various lizards, snakes such as rattlesnakes, coyotes, jackrabbits and scorpions. Oh.
Speaker 3:You can't sleep on the ground.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not. No Road runner. I got to say I got to be in man, y'all got to put me up in the hotel at night or something Foxes.
Speaker 2:No, you have to be in. Man, Y'all got to put me up in the hotel at night or something Foxes. No, you have to be in it. You can have a tent.
Speaker 3:Nah, you're going to have a tent, so you wouldn't do that for a million dollars, you wouldn't walk from here to Vegas for a million dollars, because the Scorpion is going to get up.
Speaker 2:Scorpion can't get in a tent, with a tent have. So this is what you have armed with. You have a nine millimeter.
Speaker 3:You're doing it solo with one clip 13.
Speaker 2:Okay, we'll go 16, 16 clip. You have a knife, you have a tent.
Speaker 1:Do you have to eat? The wildlife or do they still feed you at least? Like, feed you and and get you up, oh hell, no, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2:Oh wait, okay, they give you some MREs. I'm not doing it, I'm out now. They give you some MREs For a million dollars. Uh-uh, you couldn't survive. They give you water.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not going to make it.
Speaker 3:You going to make it for a million dollars.
Speaker 2:Bing In five days for a million dollars, you're doing 20 miles a day. That's $200,000 a day.
Speaker 3:You got to do 100 miles a day. So, man dog, you can do it. That's $200,000 a day. So how many miles can you walk in an hour? Just think, because you said it's going to take you four and a half days.
Speaker 1:So if we walk in, that's consistently, would you walk from here to Santan Valley for a brand new car of your choice? You can't sell it, you can't do. No, the car you get, you have to. That's going to take. How long that's going to take? Hey, this is the walking episode.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man, hey, no, this is because I don't think you can make it in four hours.
Speaker 1:In 24 hours. If you walk three miles per hour it would only be like 72 miles. I don't think you can make it and tribute to the movie the Long Walk it would take.
Speaker 2:We're just trying to see what you you got to rest. It says 23 hours to walk from here to Santan Valley.
Speaker 1:Damn 23 hours 62 miles. I'm like like Nah, I can't get no Lamborghini, cause that ain't practical. I need something practical.
Speaker 2:So Cause you know I would do it you can't sell it or nothing, you gotta keep it. So I would do it 23 hours 62.
Speaker 3:Yeah man, 62 miles, that's too easy. That's only one day. You can do that without sleep. You can go without sleep and just keep walking.
Speaker 1:You get, you're going to fall asleep on your way back in the car and cry no, you're just going to sleep in the car, you're not even going to drive that bitch back.
Speaker 2:You're just going to lay down and go to sleep.
Speaker 1:Your feet are going to be on fire.
Speaker 2:I got my keys. I'm walking straight to a hotel Be out. Can you get my G-Wagon out front for me in the morning please?
Speaker 1:See that probably adds On the keys to the valet. Yeah, that's what I do, Somebody who you think is the valet.
Speaker 3:Take off with your shit.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know this. Look, speaking of that, I was in a restaurant. Obviously I don't want to say where or whatever, but man, I swear to goodness, I saw Uber and DoorDash or whatever. I guess they have shelves. I swear to God this person, because I watched them walk and I was watching them walk into the store. They came in the store, they grabbed just kind of and then walked right out. Then I saw, I think, the driver come that was to pick up the order. I was like Looking for it, damn.
Speaker 1:I wonder how often that happens I was like because the way they, the way at this place, the way they had it, it was just there, yeah, yeah, so you could just grab it and it's. Just look at the draw. I mean, you figure, if you're just hungry, that's what I'm saying I mean the guy, he just I mean he looked. I ain't gonna say the guy looked homeless or whatever, but I saw the guy walking, you know a little bit of a distance more so, like it wasn't, like he was parked in a parking lot and walked in and then I just saw the guy come in, you standing in line.
Speaker 2:Because I be thinking about that too, because I see it all the time, like I know, like a Panera Bread or whatever they have, like the little shells.
Speaker 4:They're doing. That's what he took, and I see it from a shell and I'm sitting there like go in here and walk.
Speaker 2:I'm like I can grab about two or three of these and walk right out.
Speaker 1:And if you don't even care, you'd be like oh shit, you just don't go back. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I'm thinking, if you hungry, like you, oh no.
Speaker 2:If you hungry, you're going to eat whatever. Like you know what, pull up, Right yeah, what you want to eat. Oh, it don't matter, you just going to get what you get.
Speaker 3:You're getting the brown bag special. We going to Panera.
Speaker 2:It's a surprise.
Speaker 3:You wait out here.
Speaker 2:I Let me just wait until they put them on the shelf, Because you know it happens all the time, Probably Especially in these more affluential neighborhoods. You know where they don't be looking.
Speaker 1:I think I was Dude. I sat right there. I was like damn, who's that, is that his?
Speaker 2:I was also at the Chipotle on 67th and the 101. Yeah, same thing, just a cart full of stuff.
Speaker 3:And you can just grab it.
Speaker 2:It's just like when you go and try to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3:And they have the key code On the bathroom Once you get past, like, let's say, cactus, and you going that way. Once you get past cactus, that way, man, please, you ain't just gonna walk in and go to the bathroom. Oh no, that's true. I was just like what the hell? Once you get past that way, man, please, you ain't just gonna walk in and go to the bathroom. Oh no, that's true, I was just like what the hell? Yeah, I got a code, man, I need the code.
Speaker 1:I got the code if you got a boo boo man, I go boo boo in the hood and then they sitting up here wondering like, if you gonna order something, be like, damn, can I wash my hands?
Speaker 2:You know, there's a couple times I had to boo-boo and I felt guilty and I just ordered like a Coke or something.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean I walk in.
Speaker 3:I go in, I go boo-boo, and then I come out and I'm like I was like man, I'm working at DoorDash, I'm about to pick up an order, but I got to go to the bathroom, so can you open the door? They be like yeah, it's 1269.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't feel bad.
Speaker 2:I don't feel bad at all. I felt bad.
Speaker 1:I mean I walk in and walk right out A couple times.
Speaker 2:But yeah, there was one time. I walked in I looked at the menu. I was like you know what I'm good.
Speaker 3:I need a Coke. I walked out. Help me out For real.
Speaker 2:No, it used to be. After the fact, I went in there and messed these people's bathroom, let's see if people fold the bathroom up.
Speaker 3:He's like let me get a Coke.
Speaker 1:He in there feeling bad.
Speaker 3:You can make it a large, you can even make it a small.
Speaker 2:Sip it right in front of him. I ordered that before at.
Speaker 3:McDonald's. They said you got to order something I'll be like. Well, give me a small drink. What's that? $0.79?.
Speaker 2:There you go. Let me get some cookies. I want some cookies. $2?
Speaker 3:That's too much For real.
Speaker 1:Unless you get the.
Speaker 3:Wendy's sugar cookies. Unless you at Wendy's.
Speaker 2:I gotta try these Wendy's sugar cookies.
Speaker 1:They that good huh.
Speaker 2:I never had one.
Speaker 1:Yeah them, things is good.
Speaker 3:Like sugar cookies, that's my favorite cookie.
Speaker 2:When I go to Wendy's, I don't think about sugar cookies.
Speaker 3:I know, until you go in. I know, until you have one, Until you go in and you see them lined up right there you be like man these fresh, especially if it's like first thing you get two sugar cookies.
Speaker 1:If it's first thing in the morning.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so like Subway I think about, like the cookies. Oh yeah, you walk in, they have.
Speaker 3:You want the combo right. Oh, you want some chips or a cookie? No, I won't cook, let me get the cook and then let me get a dozen of them. I mean a little box, a little subway box.
Speaker 2:See, you can't be talking around that. People with the sugars. I ain't got the sugars yet, but I know I'm gonna cut, I know I'm on the cup the family. I can't be all I got to get off the sugars.
Speaker 3:Get them off the sugars. Drink lots of liquids and fluids and waters. Forget the juices with the added sugars. You need water. Yep, yep, you need water.
Speaker 1:And you ever take your vitamins without eating or having any water and you go to pee. Oh man, you start saying to pee you be like you get. Oh wait, hold on, I forgot I took my vitamins.
Speaker 2:Well, that's crazy because I was actually doing research about that when you take a lot of your multivitamins and stuff and why they pee you actually peeing out those vitamins. It's crazy. I drank all this water and my pee yellow as hell.
Speaker 1:I'm like damn yeah, because it's still vitamins. You almost start sitting up here thinking like, wait, hold up. I feel fine, yeah, why my shit orange? I was like, oh, hold on, that might be the muckle, the red chewables, crazy man cause.
Speaker 2:You don't think like you said. You want your pee to be clear, but or just a little just, or or like a little Slightly yellow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, slightly yellow. Yeah, Getting you Mess around with pee and make it look like Sprite, You'd be like man. I know I'm not dehydrated. Right For real. Has any of the fights?
Speaker 2:started, yet I know they had the.
Speaker 3:The prelims maybe.
Speaker 2:Who's on the prelim?
Speaker 3:I don't know bro, but there's always prelims on a big fight like this.
Speaker 1:Is it one of the? Is it one of the Like the Paul brothers? Hey, Mike Tyson and Floyd, they really aren't fighting, are they I?
Speaker 2:heard that somewhere man stop, I hope not man. I'm done, I hope not Listen.
Speaker 1:Somebody need to save boxing. Somebody truly, truly, truly need to save boxing. This fight is supposed to save it.
Speaker 2:This fight is supposed to save it. I liked how they broke it down on Sway in the morning the other day.
Speaker 1:What'd they say?
Speaker 2:Because they was talking about you ain't got the answer, sway, you ain't got the answer Sway, but no, they was talking about shout out to all the Smoke Fight podcast, whatever, but they was talking about how they really want this to last, like go three, Three fights.
Speaker 2:Oh really yeah, like, if you think about it, because you don't really like, you almost want Bud to win this fight Because he moved up in weight, right. Well, alvarez now has something to prove, so they will do a rematch. Uh-huh, you know, alvarez wins that one and then they have the title the trilogy.
Speaker 1:The trilogy.
Speaker 2:So you almost want this to go three fights Because boxing ain't it ain't what it used to be.
Speaker 1:So look, even if Terrence Crawford lost, I wouldn't think I didn't know I get it. You get these guys now that want to retire, want to be undefeated. But here's a good question for y'all Do you think Floyd would be undefeated if he had fallen in the 80s? No, he'd still be Floyd. He'd still be Floyd.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think he'll be undefeated because the boxing back then was different. It was different he'll still be great he would have to fight like Sugar Ray.
Speaker 1:Sugar.
Speaker 2:Ray is coming at him. I think Sugar.
Speaker 1:Ray Floyd is a technician, has a chance to beat him, tommy Hearn definitely Roberto Duran.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean, I know some of these dudes might not, you know, don't have the exact, you know weight class that these dudes I remember Alexis, I think Alexis Arguello, livingstone Bramble.
Speaker 2:Again, it's just a different Donald Curry. I think Floyd may have fought in an easier era of boxing, and I'm not trying to take away from it.
Speaker 1:No, that's what I'm saying. I'm not taking anything away. I'm just thinking he would have.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he still had to fight some good boxing.
Speaker 1:A couple of losses, I think yeah no, it's just a different I think if he fought, you know, back then.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:How many fights did Sugar Ray lose? Like three, four, three or four?
Speaker 2:yeah, I don't think that's who he would have had to fight. Tommy Hearns, tommy Hearns, yep.
Speaker 1:Like Hagler.
Speaker 2:He would have had to fight right Tommy Hearns. Tommy Hearns yep, like Hagler, oh Hagler, yeah, yeah, marvelous Marvin. So I think he just he wouldn't have been as, he would have been great, but he wouldn't have been as good he wouldn't have been.
Speaker 1:He wouldn't have been as dominant. No Over them, guys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So but yeah, curious about because I mean, trust me, I love, love Floyd Mayweather and I love boxing. It's just, it's just so hard to keep up with. Now you got all these different promoters and you got all these champions.
Speaker 3:Yeah like okay, well, ufc is one belt, one belt per weight class am I right?
Speaker 1:around.
Speaker 2:That's all they need and then they, they really only compete and really there's no competition competition in the UFC other than that. Did that go away? What was that?
Speaker 1:Oh, I know the other, it started with the B. Yeah, that's kind of like. Is that kind of like the minor? Yeah, like you're trying to work your way up to UFC, yeah.
Speaker 2:But then now, yeah with boxing, that's the one thing, and I'm not even a big UFC fan because to me it's so brutal. But yeah, boxing has way too many belts, way too many.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just like okay, you're the light heavyweight champ, you're the heavyweight champ, you're the flyweight bantamweight welterweight middleweight, I almost think there's
Speaker 2:one champion. Do you think there's too many weight classes in boxing?
Speaker 1:No, I'll tell you what I know. One of them weight classes, Dude. So I think I weigh 190. So you're telling me what weight class is 190? I'm looking right now.
Speaker 3:Light heavyweight.
Speaker 1:You out your goddamn mind. I know.
Speaker 2:Hell, no, alright, so damn. There's 20 weight classes. So heavyweight is 200 plus Cruiserweight is 200. Light heavyweight is 175. So heavyweight is 200 plus Cruiserweight is 200. Light heavyweight is 175.
Speaker 1:Super middleweight and dude, listen, light heavyweight is not 175. They need to. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Didn't they used to have a super heavyweight division? Dude, they gotta have something for.
Speaker 3:They used to with Butterbean.
Speaker 2:But he fought heavyweight, though, right.
Speaker 1:But, they did have a super heavyweight or something. They had a super heavyweight. I know they had what's cruiserweight.
Speaker 2:Cruiserweight is 200.
Speaker 1:Cruiserweight is 200?. Yeah, and what's?
Speaker 2:Heavyweight is 200 plus. So that, how do they?
Speaker 1:So what the hell is the difference from cruiserweight and Heavyweight? So how do they? So what the hell is the difference from cruiserweight and light, heavy, light, heavyweight is 175. Light heavy is 175. So that's the max right. So these weight classes are the max. So what's 190?
Speaker 2:It must be under light heavyweight or it must be under cruiserweight, because if 200 is the max, niggas I'll be sitting up here fighting Frank Bruno Dude.
Speaker 1:That dude will hit me in my gut, man, I'm like hold on, I'll be back, I got to go boo-boo, boo-boo.
Speaker 2:But it's crazy when you think about it. It says featherweight 126, then super featherweight is 130, then lightweight is 135.
Speaker 1:126 and 130 is the same.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. I don't know why they have so many weight classes, and they're only three to five pounds.
Speaker 1:All right, give me the weight class.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell you what they should get rid of it.
Speaker 1:started at 112, right, so no 105.
Speaker 2:Under 105, strawweight Okay, but they got somebody under 105 or under 100?
Speaker 1:It says under 105. No, they should.
Speaker 2:Then you got light flyweight at 108, flyweight 112. Now 108 and 112, they can fight each other. And then you got super flyweight 115, bantamweight 118. Okay they can fight each other. Super bantamweight 122.
Speaker 1:So 118 and 112, you can fight each other.
Speaker 2:Super bad in weight 122.
Speaker 1:So 118 and one. Well, you can fluctuate, like, if you 118, you can fight 115, or you can go and fight 122., but you can't fight. You can't skip two. No, you can fight up one. Well, you can fight up as many as you want, but Featherweight 126. Super featherweight 130. That's a four pound dude. That's the same. Is it truly, truly a difference?
Speaker 2:I mean, I'm not a boxer. No, that's why but yeah I don't know, I feel the difference, man.
Speaker 3:Those five pounds man, that's different yeah those five pounds and make it.
Speaker 1:Man, we're gonna find, we're gonna get a. We going to find a boxer and ask him what's the true, true difference?
Speaker 3:Because what they do is they'll suck themselves dry to get down to weight, so say they're at that.
Speaker 1:You know, I don't know, I think everybody should always fight if they walk around weight too 126, and then they pump back up.
Speaker 2:When they start drinking water 24 hours to 136. So, for example, what is? Terrence Crawford normally fights Because this is a when do they? Fight in that 168, right.
Speaker 1:Because Canelo. Canelo is like just naturally bigger than Terrence Crawford, right?
Speaker 2:Yes, naturally bigger than Terrence Crawford, right? Yes, but they're fighting at 168. They're fighting at 168?.
Speaker 1:I think, so 168.
Speaker 2:So that's super middleweight. But they say Terrence actually walks around at 180, but he fights normally at like 160.
Speaker 1:Oh, and them cats be ripped to shreds. That's how they get ripped to shreds, Nigga. It look like they put them in that shredder dog.
Speaker 2:And just man. They train like a mug. Boxing training, that's just.
Speaker 1:No, that boxing training get you right. That's a different level right there Y'all. Follow us on instagram nobody's talking podcast and dm us and ask joe how his boxing journey is going is he? Still doing it. Yeah, he said listen. He said he ready now we don't want to shit on nobody's dreams. All I told him Is we will find out when we go to the hill, cause that hill will make you tell the truth. Did y'all go to there? No, I didn't go to there.
Speaker 3:No, you had to work.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, you was working.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no I almost went.
Speaker 2:I just didn't go to the gym.
Speaker 1:But, but who is this? Is this? Uh, it's lightweight unless you're fighting right now, so I would be fighting that guy lightweight oh, he said lightweight yeah, 135 or one I mean, he'll still beat me up, but if I, if I fought him?
Speaker 3:You fighting a heavyweight Lightweight's 135. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Now you fight. If you're at what? 190? Yeah 190.
Speaker 1:185, 190. So put the greatest cruiserweights of all time and I'll tell you who I can knock out.
Speaker 2:Greatest cruiserweights.
Speaker 1:I'm going to remove myself from the greatest cruiserweights of all time. Who? We got frank bruno, better not put up bender holy will hold the holy field that's an L for me, james Toney. I'm losing to that one too. There's a whole list here who else we got?
Speaker 2:I'm trying to see who I recognize, so I'm 0-2.
Speaker 3:Mike Tyson wait Cruiserweight Mike Tyson was a heavyweight.
Speaker 2:Did he fight Cruiser?
Speaker 3:I don't know bro, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1:Mike Tyson was always a heavyweight, I thought.
Speaker 1:I thought Evander Holyfield was a heavyweight. Hey, evander Holyfield was Cruiserweight for a minute, was he? Yeah, I think, when he first first came in. So look, my boxing career didn't already start off at 0-2. I lost Evander Holyfield and James Toney that boxing career than I already started off at 0-2. I lost to Bander Holyfield and James Toney. That's crazy as hell. Who else is it? I mean, I know I recognize some of the names, like Pinklin Thomas in here or something. I'm trying to take down. One of them old school cats.
Speaker 2:Get back to my list here Come on. Ai, why you back to us oh see they tripping. Usyk. Oh, I can't pronounce his name.
Speaker 1:He's a cruiserweight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was a cruiserweight.
Speaker 1:Wait, that's the dude that just beat up 2018, yeah, hell, no David. Hay, oh nope, losing the up 2018, yeah, Hell, no. David Hay, oh nope, Losing him. Carlos De Leon, I'm going to say I'm going to beat him because I'm not sure who he is, even though I know I won't.
Speaker 2:Johnny Nelson, that's Willie's son. Marco Huck? I ain't heard of him.
Speaker 1:Juan Carlos, Gomez, damn, it is that what's the greatest, the greatest cruiserweights of all time going down the list right here oh damn hold on yeah advantage number two Dwight Muhammad, dwight Muhammad Kwawi.
Speaker 4:Kwawi yeah, dwight Muhammad.
Speaker 1:Kwawi, kwawi. Yep yeah, dwight Muhammad Kwawi, number three. Oh, that dude was legit. I'm definitely losing to him. Dwight Muhammad Kwawi, good Nes gracious.
Speaker 2:He was 41-11 and won. But that, oleg, I can't pronounce it, yusuf, he's number one. Number one 22-0, 13 knockouts.
Speaker 1:Damn boy.
Speaker 2:From Ukraine.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they say that Yusik is for real. Yeah, if y'all hey, that's going to be the Google project, Damn, until next week.
Speaker 2:James Tony fought. He was 77-10-3.
Speaker 1:He started fighting for grocery money. He started having that many fights Nigga fighting for grocery money dog.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Nah, it's going to be a good fight tonight.
Speaker 1:You know, I hope so, man, because boxing is and listen, I'm a huge track and field. Obviously football is king, but I'm a huge track and field fan and a huge boxing fan. But, dude, that's hey. You know what? Listen, I just thought about this, I meant to talk about this a long time ago, speaking of boxing, my one guy what's my dude's name? I love this cat too and I hate that this happened. Hopefully it doesn't tarnish him too much. He's a lightweight, real good kid. He's a real, real good boxer. Him and three of his brothers fought I mean they don't, I mean him and his, but not fought. They fight Black kids, yeah, black dude, they from Baltimore. Look up the young, young black cat front. He just won the title. He was supposed to fight in Baltimore and he ended up not fighting because he didn't meet the weight clause. Devontae, not Devontae.
Speaker 2:Davis, no, not Devontae.
Speaker 1:He's from Baltimore, Keyshawn Keyshawn Davis oh yeah, that dude is so nice, nice.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you what these cats did, right? Yeah, I guess you can look it up. I watched the fight. Kishan I don't know what brother it was, but one of kishan davis's uh brothers brothers fought on the same ticket that he was supposed to fight on in Baltimore and I guess the dude to do did win dude. They jumped him after the fight was over. I'm, I'm like dude, I mean fair and square in the ring, right? Oh, my goodness, dog, I said, if you're watching the fight like man, what I mean like? After that, like I said, I don't even know the brother's name. I know it was Keyshawn Davis.
Speaker 2:Backstage. Yes, it's controversial.
Speaker 1:What does it?
Speaker 2:say it's fine when Davis and his brother Keon were involved in a backstage altercation with their opponent, nair Albright. Damn Davis' brother being removed from the arena. Following the incident, davis announced a year-long break from boxing to get himself together. Damn.
Speaker 1:Duh, now that year dude and listen that dude is so nice.
Speaker 2:The Keyshawn.
Speaker 1:Davis, they're from Virginia. Are they from Virginia? Okay, what did I say? Baltimore, baltimore, okay, so from Virginia. All right, my bad, we don't fact check. No, y'all know we don't Like I tell you. I'll give you half the story. I just know what I saw and you know we like to sensationalize. All I know is the brother got beat and some fisticuffs happened after the. Once the fight was over I was like goodness gracious, come on man.
Speaker 2:You lost yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, it was Boston right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was humbling.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a good fight, man. It was just sitting up there like man.
Speaker 3:And these dudes in Vegas.
Speaker 1:Let's go to Vegas real quick. Let's go to the fight.
Speaker 3:I'll be up there next weekend. I got a basketball tournament.
Speaker 1:Uh-oh, and we can make it over there if we like. If you hopped on a private jet.
Speaker 2:We get down on. Let's go to Deer Valley Airport right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right there, Hop hop, private airport, Deer Valley, and then you just mess around, have them. I know they got like a helipad when they fighting at T-Mobile Arena T-Mobile yeah, I know they got a helipad. We just get in the helicopter and just fly up over the traffic from the airport and then you'd be sitting down there.
Speaker 2:I would, if I had that 1.8 billion.
Speaker 3:I know right you could be sitting there. Oh yeah, we all fly up there.
Speaker 1:If I hit Powerball? Oh, no, yeah, no, we would have been at that fight.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, I would have been front row. Yeah, they like. Who is this niggas?
Speaker 1:Yeah, and who are these random niggas? Yeah?
Speaker 2:He got better seats than me.
Speaker 4:I'm richer than all y'all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all I had to do was spend $10 on a ticket, y'all, hey ain't that crazy man.
Speaker 1:I wonder how, hey, what would you tell people how you got your money? I ain't going to tell nobody. I hit the lottery, nah, nah, because then they're going to think you lesser than I'm an entrepreneur, because you done worked hard your whole life. I'm like no, you done, worked hard your whole life. I'm like no, I'm just going to say I'm a real estate investor.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say I'm an entrepreneur.
Speaker 3:I got a couple properties. I made some smart investments.
Speaker 1:I'm a hard money lender.
Speaker 2:That's actually what you got to say. Just say you made some smart investments. I invested in that lottery ticket on Jackpockets.
Speaker 1:I'm a hard money lender, aka a loan shark.
Speaker 2:That sounds real good yeah because you can't really tell nobody you want.
Speaker 1:No dude.
Speaker 2:They'll look at you like you ain't earned your money. You knew money. Huh, you don't know what to do, no, I don't.
Speaker 1:One Lambo, please One Lambo one Lambo, please.
Speaker 2:How much is that?
Speaker 1:you have to ask how much it is 785,000, write it up and then I'm gonna, I'm gonna pay for it with my card so I can uh get the points. That's gonna be a free vacation. Damn, that's what dude, hell yeah run it again you get off. Man, listen, pay it off at the end of the month. Bam done vacation, damn Yep.
Speaker 3:That's what it do. Hell yeah, run it again. You get off, man Listen. So I pay it off at the end of the month. Bam Done.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, you take the top off right there, all them points.
Speaker 3:I'm getting all them points. I'm flying first class.
Speaker 1:Yeah, first, class.
Speaker 3:They don't call it first class, no more. Oh, they don't. What is it? Business class?
Speaker 2:It's called what Business it's called business class. Taking care of business, because they don't want us coach people.
Speaker 1:Feel lesser than Anybody you ever flown. I know this. Nigga flown first class.
Speaker 3:Never have.
Speaker 1:I got put in the first class once, Nope never, have. The flight was so short, that's what I was like. I was going to LA.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I got on a small plane right in the. That's what I was like. I was going to LA. Oh yeah, it was like oh, you want to sit here? I got a small plane right in the front. And I was like it didn't have first class.
Speaker 2:I can just be like a three or four.
Speaker 3:When I'm going back to Ohio.
Speaker 1:it was from here to LA, so I've been flying a lot recently.
Speaker 3:I was like oh yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2:So last weekend when I flew to Seattle.
Speaker 3:I don't understand why first class people want to get on right away, because they want to get their drinks, they want to get comfortable while y'all asses are going to the back, yeah, but when you walk, I actually go straight to the back anyway.
Speaker 2:For real, when you walk right by them, you be like yeah, I'll be like whatever man.
Speaker 3:Oh, you already got a drink. Yeah, I'm like, that's what I'm saying I don't want people sitting there judging me you should tip his glass when he drinking.
Speaker 1:Oh, sorry about that you ever walked in see a cat, see him with a nice little thing. Man, that ain't even your wife.
Speaker 3:He just started, he just kept sitting.
Speaker 2:I ain't paying no attention to that I'm going to act a fool next time I get out of the plane. All right, broke people to the back.
Speaker 3:Man, it's my jet.
Speaker 1:We're going to the back, I'm y'all might, so let me in first, because I'm going straight to oh, you first. But no, trust me, I'm going to get that last seat.
Speaker 2:I'm good with it but I wonder what they'd be thinking like when people be walking by. I'm looking at them, look, because you know they'd be getting the looks like I'd just be looking at their seats.
Speaker 3:I mean, like them, seats look kind of comfortable i'll'll be trying to see Is that worth $500 more.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you the one time dude, how far is it from here to LA 30 minutes.
Speaker 3:Dude, I'm like that's probably why she did it.
Speaker 1:I mean, I ain't seen nothing of it. I just like oh, okay, man, we got up in the air. Oh, we got down. I was like this is terrible. There's only like three people up in here. You could have let everybody back there come. I'm like dang, this is back in the day, oh man.
Speaker 2:They get everything in first class, because I know I flew like one step above Comfort Plus going to Seattle last weekend, right, so they gave me my little drink. I got it came with the drink, so it was like 30 dollars up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I took it right. I flew to see how long is that like it's like three hours.
Speaker 2:Yeah so, but I'm looking up in first class. You know they get a full meal steak, all types of stuff that's crazy.
Speaker 1:that's how the other side they didn't get it for me Business class no Well no, oh, you got snacks, but they did.
Speaker 3:They did come and give me like extra snacks.
Speaker 2:Because coming back I didn't fly Comfort Plus. I'm sitting around like wait hold on. The lady came up with like a basket with some extra snacks.
Speaker 1:They didn't come by my seat with no extra snacks.
Speaker 2:Why don't you just take two?
Speaker 1:You can. When is somebody in there?
Speaker 2:When you're up there.
Speaker 1:In first class. You know you getting on, you know you sitting up there, you with your lady or something, and they be like oh, you know you can sit here and you be like, oh man, this man like his seat. He be like no, I just meant her and she sit down. Bet you feel me, Get your ass. Get your ass out that seat. Didn't I tell you to stop embarrassing me in front of these people Be?
Speaker 3:like hey, babe, I'll be in the back. I'm sitting still. I'm still sitting in the middle seat.
Speaker 1:And you back there like what's that indecent proposal, right? What's that Indecent proposal? Man, that'd be the worst night of your life. You keep looking up there. Your woman's sitting up there talking about you. Get offered a million dollars.
Speaker 3:She's like eee, stop playing. Eee, he's like man you up there, all cheery and kinkly, I knew you was a trick.
Speaker 1:Start getting all disrespectful because your feelings hurt. You know, once you jump out that window you be like oh hell man.
Speaker 3:Babe, it's just a seat. We still going to the same place. I'm like man.
Speaker 2:Let's switch seats.
Speaker 1:Then yeah, why don't you and him go back there Exactly, and me and a girl in 3B? Could you send her up here, please and give me a blanket?
Speaker 3:I am going to need a blanket and a pillow I'm going to put the Do Not Disturb sign on my little arm seat.
Speaker 2:Can y'all close that curtain back? All right well we got broke people looking back up here, Can y'all close that curtain?
Speaker 1:please, hey y'all, we on our way to Vegas. We got to hurry up and head down to this Deer Valley Airport so we can catch this private flight in our mind, catch this fight. Hey, y'all, have fun. Holla, all right, we out Peace.