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From Edibles to AI: Nobody's Talking About Everything

Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride Episode 246

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In this wildly entertaining episode of Nobody's Talking, the usual male-dominated atmosphere gets shaken up when two women – Jess and Queen – join the conversation, creating what the hosts jokingly call an "ebony and ivory" mix. The chemistry is immediate as this diverse group dives into subjects ranging from cannabis culture to the future of AI, all with the podcast's signature unfiltered approach.

The cannabis discussion proves particularly enlightening as Queen shares her expertise in creating various THC products, from Sweet Potato Pie to tinctures. Her knowledge sparks stories from the hosts about edible experiences gone wrong, highlighting the universal warning that everyone ignores: "just eat half." These personal anecdotes lead to deeper conversations about the differences between today's cannabis products and "the reefer" of decades past.

When the conversation shifts to entertainment, passionate debates emerge about Jordan Peele's films, with the group analyzing everything from "Get Out" to his newest release "Him." Adam Sandler movies become another hot topic, with "That's My Boy" receiving particularly high praise. The group's shared enthusiasm for "Game of Thrones" and "Ozark" reveals how these shows have become cultural touchpoints that bridge different backgrounds and experiences.

Technology mishaps provide some of the episode's biggest laughs, particularly the story of someone airdropping inappropriate photos to an entire airplane. This leads to fascinating speculation about AI and robots, with Queen confessing she finds her AI assistant "better than my therapist." The group's musings about how close we are to living like "The Jetsons" shows their shared curiosity about the future.

Regional differences add another layer to the conversation as Queen, who recently relocated from the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) area to Arizona, shares perspectives on everything from driving patterns to haunted attractions. Her stories about converted prison haunted houses from the East Coast have the Arizona crew reconsidering their local thrill-seeking options.

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Welcome and Introductions

SPEAKER_02

We got some gifts. I'ma talk about and we got some surprises. My mishaps. I need to order a new trash can. My will popped off this morning. I'm gonna tell you where one of my neighbors must have pulled my trash can back. Like I guess it wasn't suitable for the neighborhood. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

I would have took another neighbor's and put mine in front of their house. Hey, no, listen. That's what I would've done.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, I ain't gonna lie, I thought about that. Hey, I'm still thinking. Anyway. Man, somebody done swapped out my trash can. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. You too. We have a full house but different voices.

SPEAKER_04

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_02

Now, I don't know what we're gonna talk about, but it might get a little crazy. Y'all already know this is for entertainment purposes only. So if we offend anybody, we don't mean to. We apologize. Because we've talked about a little bit of everything. But anyway.

SPEAKER_00

And we don't really care.

SPEAKER_02

Joe is the one that's gonna get us canceled. Joe doesn't like Taylor Swift. Allegedly. And guess what? I'm just gonna give y'all a hint.

SPEAKER_04

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_02

Where the white women at?

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Ah, that's true!

SPEAKER_02

That's all I'm gonna say right now.

SPEAKER_00

I know Taylor Swift messed up my fantasy.

SPEAKER_02

And hey, I bought Where the White Women At just because you talked about Taylor Swift.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So now listen, you know Taylor Swift, I invited her on. Right? So she did um, she did uh who's her boyfriend's podcast instead. But we invited her, she's always invited. Guess who else we invited? Stacey Dash, Eva Mendel, Hallie Berry.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, you know, she always on the list.

SPEAKER_02

Christopher Reeves. She got an open invitation. Lamont Sanford and Gary Coleman.

SPEAKER_00

Sounds like we're playing the 20 Sacks Pyramid.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, anyway. Did I already say welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast? Oh, did not. Alright, anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here. This is your boy Bosco. If you hear noise in the back or ice, people are mixing drinks. So I think we may have one, two, three, four uh drunk people by the end of the show and one sober person. Because I have my water drink right here.

SPEAKER_00

But I'm Bosco sitting across from me is Hey, one in on the rodeo, baby. Rodeo Joe.

SPEAKER_02

That's the aggressive one. Rodeo Joe. Rodeo Joe.

SPEAKER_00

Y'all know. Oh. We got Georgia this weekend. Anyone want some, let me know.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, I'm taking all bets, man, because Alabama sucks this year. That's all right, man.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, Joe, so who's sitting next to you? You gotta pass the mic.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, I'm passing the mic to my right, but you went back with me.

SPEAKER_02

No, no. Okay, my man. Come on. You know how we operate? To my left. Superman is in the building.

SPEAKER_03

Bing, bing, bing. Dom, dom. Oh, we got a new sound effect. Oh, snaps.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you you heard that? That was from me. Oh, and you know what? I do want to talk about uh, I did go see him and Strangers is coming out this week. Yeah. So, okay, now I'm sitting next to Steve. Who do we have? On my left.

SPEAKER_08

Just Jess.

SPEAKER_02

Where the white women at? I told y'all. She right next to me. What's up, Jess? Hey. And for all you black girls out there. They've been on here before. Guess what? We got something for y'all. You already go see. One and only. Now, sitting to my left. We got a special guest in the house. Compliments of the chef. What? We have. I'm gonna let you introduce yourself, young lady.

SPEAKER_06

Hey, how y'all doing? My name is Niobi.

SPEAKER_02

See that? Naiobi. So y'all already know. We're the black women. So now we got black and white. Ebony and Ivory living. And remember when Joe Piscopo and Eddie Murphy did that? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You are blind as a bat, and I have sight.

SPEAKER_00

I am black and you are white.

SPEAKER_02

Anyway. I've been here two months from the DMV.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, you've been here two months? Only two months, yep, from the DMV. DC, Maryland, Virginia. So yeah, I'm still new here.

SPEAKER_02

Damn, so we got a newbie.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_02

She's a native. We gotta talk into the mic. Oh, okay. He's from Alabama, Illinois, and Ohio.

SPEAKER_09

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, okay. I don't know. What's the DMV?

SPEAKER_06

DC, Maryland, Virginia. So we're all in Maryland. I was thinking demilitarized. Oh no, it's like 30 minutes within each other, so I was on the Virginia end.

SPEAKER_02

You from the suburbs? East Saw. Are you? Yeah. You ain't from the inner city? No, no.

SPEAKER_06

I went and visited and party there, but I went back to the suburbs. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I thought we had an ICN. Like me and him, we hood babies.

SPEAKER_04

Straight from the projects. Yeah, we are.

SPEAKER_06

I was born in California. I just lived in Virginia. Oh yeah? What part? I was born in San Bernardino. Well, Los Angeles. San Bernardino. Los Angeles, but lived in San Bernardino. Then relocated to Arizona for a few years. Then I moved out to the Virginia area when I was 22.

SPEAKER_02

Jeff, you were just in California, huh?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, the first time I've been out of Arizona.

SPEAKER_02

See? Congratulations. Yeah, you gotta get out of here. Tupac said that. I get around.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, girl, you gotta get out of this joint.

SPEAKER_02

Oceanside.

SPEAKER_08

The fanciest place I've ever been in my whole life. Oceanside? Oh, it's gonna get better.

SPEAKER_00

You young. It was nice.

SPEAKER_06

You gotta leave the country. It's not. Yeah, I just can't. My recent last trip was to Panama. You gotta get out of here. It's so beautiful. In Panama? Panama.

SPEAKER_04

We got a uh what you call it. Outstanding invitation. Yeah. Open invitation to Panama. To Panama. Yeah. Can I go? Yep. You got an open invitation, bro.

SPEAKER_00

Shit. Shit.

SPEAKER_04

You don't even need no passport to go there.

SPEAKER_02

So you said you like you liked it, huh? I did. Yeah, to go to Panama. You don't need no you don't need one for Puerto Rico. Yeah, Puerto Rico. And the U.S. version of the U.S. Oh, I need one for Panama? Yeah, you need one. Damn, man, I got a real one. I got one anyway. Huh?

SPEAKER_00

I got mine.

SPEAKER_02

He got his. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Puerto Rico's nice too.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah. Puerto Rico's nice. I love Puerto Rico.

SPEAKER_06

I was like, is this America? Everything is in Spanish. I did not think I was in America anymore, but it was really nice.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, Puerto Rico? Yes. I may or may not have been there before. Envy is right. Me too. All you travelers. All I travel to is my backyard. I don't leave outside these walls right here.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, I try.

Cannabis Culture and Edible Experiences

SPEAKER_02

I go to LA Fitness. I'll be honest with you. Hey, I do go to other LA Fitnesses. Like sometimes I go to 55th, and every now and again, if I'm feeling frisky, I go to a different gym, go to EOS.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what that mop day ain't that pretty man. All right, Joe, what you gotta say, crazy. I know you got something to say.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

Don't be bashful now.

SPEAKER_00

Because we got guests.

SPEAKER_02

You know, don't try to behave. You know you done got us canceled.

SPEAKER_00

You know, you don't know how to act around pretty women.

SPEAKER_02

Now we have two. I know.

SPEAKER_00

I'm fucking cocky right now.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, well, we have two.

SPEAKER_00

I got one eye going one way, one going the other way.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

You can call me cocky junior.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, this hey, it's almost like uh how you do that, man. It's almost like uh Neapolitan ice cream. Uh oh. I'm sitting up here, I'm like, I think last time we had two women on the show was uh Yolanda and Brenda. Last time we had two, because before it's always just Yolanda.

SPEAKER_00

Yolanda's okay.

SPEAKER_02

You know, you know how she's gonna you're gonna say that over there. You just being a head we got on the internet. I'm just sitting up here like, hey, fuck it. We're gonna have to shut way.

SPEAKER_08

We need a sentiment.

SPEAKER_02

I'm sitting up here like, dog, like hold up.

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Here we go, here you go.

SPEAKER_02

We ain't go ahead and slandering now.

SPEAKER_00

All right, I'm good. I don't know how to hog tie nobody. I'm good, man. I had to rain myself in. I in all fairness, I've been drinking since 2.30.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_00

You gotta work at 2 30, Joe. And your point would be. Oh, by the way, I went to uh fucking you know uh this True Leave. What's that? You know, the dispo. Oh, oh the dispensary and uh you go there. Your first visit, right? They was giving like 51% off.

SPEAKER_08

That's where you go for everywhere. That's why you hit all the new spots at one time. All the new stuff every single day.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, 51% off, bro. How do you know about all this?

SPEAKER_04

I know you smoke.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't I didn't buy no. I thought you just drink.

SPEAKER_08

No, I don't smoke as much as I.

SPEAKER_00

But man, 51% off though, god damn. That's that's a good deal, huh? You just load it up.

SPEAKER_04

You smoke, you get a pound?

SPEAKER_08

Uh I played the fifth. How much do you got? How much you get for a pound? How much of a pound cost? I don't know. You can't legally own a pound.

SPEAKER_04

You can't legally own a pound. Why? Why?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, one ounce, okay, because in Virginia it's a two ounce of a couple.

SPEAKER_08

You can own one ounce here, or you can own you can own up to I think it's six plants for an adult. Okay, thank you.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, I do grow.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, um, I think you can own twelve if you have a dollar, but I think twelve is like a cutoff. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not sure because I don't grow, but yeah, it's wonderful watching it grow because it's just the way it changes. And then you know what's in it, you know the chemical.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's good. That's cool. That's what's up.

SPEAKER_02

Man, so we're gonna talk about okay. Well tell me what's the difference from the weed that my dad used to smoke back in the 80s to the weed now. Like he smoked reefer. Or as us niggas call it, reefer. A lot of it is chemicals. Reef is you think it's chemicals?

SPEAKER_06

A lot of chemicals now.

SPEAKER_02

Cause they said that stuff will have you like not wanting to move. And then they're it's all infused and cookies, and you gotta watch when you go to people's houses.

SPEAKER_00

You know it's story time. I always got a story.

SPEAKER_02

So all right, here we go. Storytime with Joe. Storytime with Joe. Oh, hell, here we go. We're about to get cancelled, everybody.

SPEAKER_00

I got a cousin that invented the chemical thing. Cause they had they had a plant, like really big one, like a nice one. Okay, weed plant. And his sister got mad at him and she pulled some fucking pine oil around the motherfucker and killed it. Right. And we smoked it anyway. Oh my goodness. Damn, and it was potent. Let me tell you something, bro. Even Bonanza was funny, bro. Damn. That shit, I was tripping like I'm uh y'all was like that? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Wow. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00

Pine oil. Yeah, I'm not, I don't suggest you guys do that shit.

SPEAKER_08

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_00

No, I don't do that. But if I had to do anything, I would take some uh like uh hubba bubba, you know, syrup or whatever. And I would pour that around.

SPEAKER_02

You can have more, you want more.

SPEAKER_00

That way it'll absorb and have the hubba bubba smell. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

That's a good smell.

SPEAKER_02

You want some damn we we put row and I do bake. Um back and oh, so so you bake uh goodies, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Sweet potato pies. I can put it in collard greens. But my number one thing, like, because so wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02

So not only So you put weed seeds.

SPEAKER_08

Well not C B D.

SPEAKER_02

Sweet potato pie. Yep. And you put it in collard green.

SPEAKER_06

Collard green. So like I had wanted to make an invention called Everything Edible. That was the name of when I did my cooking. Yeah. Everything edible. So I made like this liquid tincture. It's not like new, but you know, and I had a little pack. So you would just add that to anything cereal, salad dressing, whatever you're eating, and it would you know, spice. And you would spice it out. Get a little buzz, huh? All right, look, I got a question for y'all.

SPEAKER_02

Why do yeah? I have a question because obviously I'm I'm not the drinker and I don't uh I don't smoke, but when they tell you to eat half the cookie, why do people always feel after they eat half the cookie and be like, oh hell? Because I heard a story one time. Uh shout out to Angela Yi. I think her brother made some cookies. And I think I'm trying to think. I don't know if it was uh I was listening to one of her podcasts, Lip Service. I don't know if it was her friend Gigi or if it was uh Stephanie. But I know her brother made some cookies and they told him just eat half. They ate half. Right. And then was like, oh man, this ain't doing nothing. And so why listen, why do people not listen?

SPEAKER_06

And just eat half and because after a certain amount of time, like 10 minutes of like, I don't feel nothing, I don't feel nothing, or oh, I'm I smoke, I can handle it. Because I make the knockout juice. Damn. And I tell him it has a warning on the label, like, don't drink all of it if you make sure you're at home and everything like that. So I had you know.

SPEAKER_02

You're trying to have somebody's knees wobbling.

SPEAKER_06

He was kind of he was kind of like a a bigger dude, like you know, like big, like three plus. So for him, it took a little longer. So he's like, Oh, this is weak or whatever. Right the next day while he was at work.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god. It hit him.

SPEAKER_06

It hit him. His boss was like, Yeah, I think you might you might need to go home. So they get impatient because it's not kicking in.

SPEAKER_02

And that stuff will last a couple days, huh?

SPEAKER_06

It will.

SPEAKER_08

And some people who like smoke they can't handle edibles. Like I can't I can smoke all day. I can't do edibles for the life of me because I'm like, I'm never gonna wake up ever again.

SPEAKER_02

So have you done edibles before?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, yeah. It it's either hit or miss. It's either I don't eat enough or I don't feel anything, or I eat too much, and I'm like, no, I'm I want to go to sleep and I'm please don't wake up.

SPEAKER_06

See, my repotence since it through our own, I would be like very giving with it. Since you know, I'm it's not costing me anything, just the seeds. So yeah, my stuff was really strong.

SPEAKER_08

Because I've made canna butter before, but I uh I've heard of the oils and stuff. Can of butter? Can of butter? What's that? It's uh like truffle butter. It's kind of like the oil, but you it's truffle butter, booty juice.

SPEAKER_02

Why would you say that?

SPEAKER_03

She said can of butter.

SPEAKER_04

I was just like, is that like truffle butter?

SPEAKER_03

And you know what it is. When I Googled that, I was never heard that song.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, we're gonna clean it up then. She said when I Googled it.

SPEAKER_04

It just went right by her too. She was just like, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I'm glad I didn't.

SPEAKER_02

All right, okay, Jess, go ahead. Tell us about the can of butter.

SPEAKER_08

It's pretty much the same thing as the oil, but it's butter.

SPEAKER_06

You're extracting the THC from the bud and you're putting it into the butter. So whatever you make. So say you butter your toast with it, you're gonna get the you know, the impact from that. So you can put the butter in whatever you're eating. Yep. And it yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Man.

SPEAKER_06

Stop it. Stop it. They have different forms. Like in DC, they had a lot of pop-ups. So I was trying to do something, you know, because so many people were coming out with edibles like to keep me making money. So I started doing wholesale. Right. So I started selling my stuff in large quantities to the people doing the pop-ups. So I learned so much to how to make tinctures, drinks, and oils, and you can rub it on yourself. You can make some good money doing all that too.

SPEAKER_04

You put a drop on your tongue, you're we get fucked up with you, boy, for real. So that's almost like when I wouldn't even know what hit me, man. I'd be to put some lotion on it, your house and be all fucked up.

SPEAKER_02

Be sitting up here dancing around like Terry Cruz.

SPEAKER_03

Like, how do you end up in the chicken coop? She's like, don't use that lotion under the counter. Under the sink. Uh-uh. That's that special lotion.

SPEAKER_02

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00

See, hey, we told them, we told y'all. We give grilled cheese a whole new meaning. Man.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that is very, very interesting.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, it is.

Relationships and Dating Expectations

SPEAKER_02

Now, check this out. So I'm glad we got two ladies here. Because I want I want to ask a question. I was listening to uh, you know, my favorite podcast, Johnny's House, and they posed this question. It was talking about, you know, guys going to get mannies and patties, right? And you know how the women they sit up here and they, you know, how women go get their mannies and patties or they whatever, the nails and the hair and all that. So now, do y'all expect a man to provide those services for you?

SPEAKER_06

No. No, like if it's my man and he wants to treat me to it, yes, but it's not like it's expected to be. Like it's a requirement. It's not a requirement.

SPEAKER_08

Because it's something I want, it's not something I'm doing for you. Now, if I didn't get my nails done and you're like, you need to have your nails done if you're gonna be with me. No, and yeah, you're gonna pay for them. But if I want I want to do it. It's something that you do for yourself, right? Right, right. Like I'm not gonna pay for you to go get your hair done.

SPEAKER_00

Shit, I'm gonna join y'all's coat. Unless you want to.

SPEAKER_02

Hell yeah. Hey, we need to take y'all on a join y'all coat.

SPEAKER_00

What coach y'all telling y'all?

SPEAKER_02

Any question that you have, y'all better get it out because we have two lovely young ladies here that can answer the questions. Y'all know we've been talking for a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just been us guys.

SPEAKER_08

They ask me stupid questions because there's no other women here. I get the stupid questions. What do we ask?

SPEAKER_02

Stupid questions.

SPEAKER_04

Anyway.

SPEAKER_02

We might have, look, I might come up with one.

SPEAKER_04

There's no such thing as a stupid question. That's right. They tell you that in school. They do. They ask me a blandish question.

SPEAKER_02

So tell me this. If they put their finger in your and then that's where we are.

SPEAKER_06

And for that question, you only can answer from your point of view, not every woman's point of view.

SPEAKER_02

Right. Oh man. That is called the dirty woman. No.

SPEAKER_00

That's not a dirty Sanchez.

SPEAKER_02

That's a dirty fish hook, right? That's not a dirty Sanchez.

SPEAKER_06

What is a dirty Sanchez? Let me get on my urban dictionary. Get on my urban dictionary.

SPEAKER_02

What's a dirty Sanchez? I thought it was dirty fish hook. Okay, look. And then tell us what the dirty fish hook.

SPEAKER_00

Nah, dirty Sanchez. After.

SPEAKER_02

The dirty fish hook. Nah. And it's a dirty fish hook. That's not an issue. I mean, I heard I heard Isaac talk about it before.

SPEAKER_00

It's kind of like a pearl necklace almost.

SPEAKER_08

I have ideas and I don't want them to be right.

SPEAKER_02

Let me just say your ideas. Put your ideas out there, Jess.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, ask AI. Ask AI. What is AI tell you? AI overview. Ask Jem the video. What does Google tell you? Yeah. Hey Google, what is a dirty sanchez?

Urban Dictionary and NSFW Terminology

SPEAKER_06

So, according to the Urban Dictionary, a preferred nickname or Oswalo Sanchez, goalkeeper for the Mexican. Okay. No. No, no. Sorry. That ain't. That is what a dirty Sanchez.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, so shit. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_02

He came there with the gangster. Oh, Jimmy. Hell yeah. Man, we're with another twin in there.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, the twin twin.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

What up, bro?

SPEAKER_02

Yo, you hey chatting. Yeah, hell. What happened?

SPEAKER_00

I know y'all almost time.

SPEAKER_03

I just came out of here.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we just started. We 22 minutes in. Yeah. Hey, we you missed out on drinks.

SPEAKER_04

All right, so all right. No, man. Gonna make you a drink.

SPEAKER_02

Queen, let us know what you're doing. So what's the dirty fish hook?

SPEAKER_06

Dirty fish hook. Uh uh. Alright. You gotta Google it. This is um Urban Dictionary. This is the Urban Digg. Yeah, no, we're just in there. Yeah, I know you the dirty. The dirty fish hook. Dirty fish hook.

SPEAKER_02

I thought that's a thing, right? Dirty fish hook?

SPEAKER_06

I've never heard that. We're featuring the Urban Dish. Oh, nothing came up.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, and they call it a dirty fish hook? No.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, there's a stinky fish hook.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, damn. What's the stinky fish hook?

SPEAKER_06

A stinky fish hook. Then come up behind your girl, stick the dirty finger in her lip and pull like you have a fist. What's up with the ass?

SPEAKER_00

Why are you believing that? I don't even think my phone even look at that. That's urban dictionary. That's the urban dictionary.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, we love it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary. Urban Dictionary. Shout out to you. So how do you get one of those? You just Google it. He said my phone ain't that small. He's old.

SPEAKER_08

You know what? I know. I had to teach you what do not disturb us to me.

SPEAKER_02

Come on now. You ain't gotta put me out there.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_02

We talk about him right now.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Yeah, Joe, you're old. It's a better.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, classic.

SPEAKER_02

Classical. No, that is that that's hilarious, right there.

SPEAKER_00

He said dirty fish.

SPEAKER_02

No, I know we really ain't at the movie.

SPEAKER_00

But but I'm gonna bring this up here.

SPEAKER_02

What? Oh hell. Cancel time.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, no, no, no. This is good. This is good. Taylor Swift. Somebody went to the hill. Uh-oh. Oh who? You said somebody. Somebody went to the hill. You?

SPEAKER_06

What to the hill?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, you went to the hill?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I'm DC. That's the I'm like, you've gone to the hill. Oh, I did.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you did you the hill?

SPEAKER_06

I didn't make it up that second time. I was very winded, just going two steps up. It was it was very Oh, you ain't making it up twice? I made it up once. Uh-huh. She made it. I touched the dirt. That's what I'm talking about, Bill. How far? That's what I'm talking about. Good job.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it was it was just the second time she made it to the hill. Ain't no joke, huh? Yeah, they made it to the hill. You might go up to the hill.

SPEAKER_08

Now you gotta get to the hill for real people. That's for a real good workout. That's a real good workout. I'm not gonna survive a zombie apocalypse because I cannot run for more than a little bit.

SPEAKER_06

No, you're not gonna run up this. I try to run because you know, like usually when I for two minutes and then be out of breath. I can't run for two minutes. I can go upstairs. I think that's what makes it so steep.

SPEAKER_02

And it and then it kind of levels out at a certain point.

SPEAKER_06

I was out of breath.

SPEAKER_00

But yeah, you got to like hard. No, but they don't understand uh how slow I am.

SPEAKER_08

I can't do it in the heat. I can't do it in the heat. No, that's when you're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00

You don't understand how slow I am going to heal. Well, you beat me because that I was sl I'm slow going up there. Right. I'm glad these guys ain't here.

SPEAKER_06

But you did a steady pace.

SPEAKER_08

You you just steady paced up.

SPEAKER_00

I can't compete with these.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, Joe, been I will sit down, eat a sandwich. I'm good. Hey, Joe, he's gonna been boxing.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, the candle. He's been doing his boxing classes.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, yeah?

SPEAKER_02

How's that? He's been working out.

SPEAKER_06

Oh shoot.

SPEAKER_02

How they how they going, Joe?

SPEAKER_06

We'll see next summer, okay?

SPEAKER_02

Sun's out, guns out. Hey man, I've been moving. We're getting ready for Panama. Oh, you see that shirt looking slim on?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. You see wrinkles in that shirt. You shouldn't see no wrinkles in that shirt.

unknown

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you got wrinkles in that shirt now. I was like, before that shit was super tight.

SPEAKER_02

How have you uh do you weigh yourself or no? Yeah. How many palms down are you?

SPEAKER_00

Uh I'm uh I don't know really. I'm at like 236. Oh shit, okay.

SPEAKER_02

All right, man. You don't remember what you started at?

SPEAKER_00

Looking good, man. It had to be about 248. Looking better. Looking better. You're looking better. All right, that's all that counts. I'm not really concerned about the weight, though. It's just the stamina. It'll come off. It'll come off. Well, if you play it. They do a lot of ad work that goes up. Stamina goes up more. Yeah. They do a lot of ad work. And then the thing about it is, I'm getting to the point where I can do them correctly. That's all that counts right there. Yeah, I don't do many. I just gotta do them correctly. Hey, we're gonna have to go over there with Joe and get a workout too.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, to the boxing class. Yeah, I know I did that one time. I was like, hey, man, I love this. We gotta do this for an hour. I love my boxing class.

SPEAKER_08

If I could afford it, I would do it.

SPEAKER_06

I did like the free trial at the because they had a boxing UFC thing, man. It was work. That's when I was in shape. Dude, if I could afford it, I would be in the shape. But you mean you're really shit in that? No, I used to run three miles every other day. Okay. So I got injured, and then I just start eating. I'd be eating everything. Eating food. That's detail. What's your favorite food?

SPEAKER_04

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_06

Man, that's because I'm Nigerian, so like I love a lot of Nigerian food. And of course, I'm here. You got filiberto's. It's things. Once a year. New years.

SPEAKER_02

No, I'm just making sure. I just want to know. You know, the New Year's.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah, I'll make some.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you make chillins? With that special ingredient. Hey, don't put that special ingredient. No, don't put no special ingredients in this man.

SPEAKER_06

Because you know, I have a lot of government friends, so I don't I'd let everybody know this has something, and I'm not trying to get anyone fired.

SPEAKER_00

Weed chitlins, yeah, man. I'll be hilarious.

SPEAKER_03

I was gonna be over there like this, clicking on the screen.

SPEAKER_06

My teacher, my teacher.

SPEAKER_02

I'm an FBI agent.

SPEAKER_06

My teacher, yeah. See, I wouldn't want to get you fired. Oh, you want on everything, please make me greens. Greens? Yes. So I'll give you the tink. Wait, have you you want the greens made?

SPEAKER_08

I don't care. I just want them made. I haven't, because I nobody I can. I'm all around white people all the time. They don't have my greens. You eat pork. And I suck at making greens. You eat pork?

SPEAKER_06

So ham hocks in it or smoked turkey. What about the glory greens? What about the glory greens in the can? You can't make them either. No. Man.

SPEAKER_07

I'm talking about. I'm like, no. What is that? What is this y'all saying? You're saying this can.

SPEAKER_00

I'm like, because I can't make them. Hey, do they?

SPEAKER_06

I got you.

SPEAKER_00

Do that again.

SPEAKER_06

You know, my dad's Nigerian, so sometimes I could turn it on a little bit. She came out of here. What is this y'all saying?

SPEAKER_02

You want some camp food, huh? What is this? Well, I'll tell you what, the nobody's talking podcast has been turned up a notch. It's normally a sausage factory in here. But now we done softened it up a little bit. That's right.

SPEAKER_00

About time.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, about time.

SPEAKER_00

Thank y'all. I know, I know, I know. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you for the time. I shouldn't have said that, but both of y'all. I'm telling you, man, it's hard for me to see right now. Oh man. You alright, Joe? I told y'all cocky.

SPEAKER_04

No, it isn't.

SPEAKER_02

See, y'all know we like to just keep it audio. LAQ. We like theater of the mind. So y'all just imagine two beautiful young ladies that's in our presence, and then you got us. Well, Joe looking like a thug. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

The fellas.

SPEAKER_00

And Joe was looking both directions. Yeah, at the same time. Like an iguana.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, look. Chameleon, where it is. Chameleon. Let me tell y'all about uh I want to go see y'all know y'all heard the movie Him, right? No.

SPEAKER_06

I haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, that's one with uh It was weird.

SPEAKER_00

Uh the fucking Marlon Wade. Did you see it?

SPEAKER_06

Oh seen the preview for it. It's weird. Is it like a regular, was it key or pill? Is it like get out and all those? Yeah. It's on that line.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's on that line right there.

SPEAKER_00

I liked it. But it was, it's probably gonna make money and got bad reviews.

SPEAKER_06

Well, you know, you gotta watch his movies like four or five times to get it.

SPEAKER_00

It was weird. He ain't lying. That big ass motherfucking uh uh what was that thing? I know a big ass jellyfish got me.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, the jellyfish on what? Um Key and Peel one. No, I'm saying he did the uh well not uh not us, but uh not us, no what was the other one called? Get out get out the third one, it was the later with the spaceships or whatever, right?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, the one with um old boy from Black Panther and Kiki Palmer.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, yeah with Kiki Palmer, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

It was an I oh the I was I was like what was that?

SPEAKER_06

I haven't seen it in a while. I haven't seen it in a while. Anyway, it was it was weird like his other I think the only clear one for me was to get out of the other ones I had to watch like.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, get the keys, Rose. Rose, get the keys.

SPEAKER_02

Manys, Rose! And then this whole time, yeah, I was like, man, Rose is dirty. Yeah, she was.

SPEAKER_08

I still haven't seen that. You ain't seen that one?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you need to see that.

SPEAKER_08

I still haven't seen that. You ain't seen get out? Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that was. Well, a lot of people that are non-colored, they were offended. They said it makes us look bad and put us in a bad light. I was like, wow. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, for all the white people said that? Yes. Yeah, look, I want you to know.

SPEAKER_08

But a lot of people said that after Sinners, too. Yeah, they did. Oh, really? You saw Sinners, though. I love Sinners. I watched it two times.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, no, they was fine with Sinners. You like Sinners and then you like Michael B. Jordan. Yeah, right. The end was fucked them up. That's it.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but they said get out, put them in a boat. You were already in the bad light. What you said?

SPEAKER_00

That is true. And when the end came around, so now like I said, I'm less.

SPEAKER_02

Did you did you go see it for Michael B or you really like the movie?

SPEAKER_08

Sinners? Yeah. I love the music. The music is why I watched it. The music is why I was like, that's why I watched it twice. I listened to the soundtrack by itself.

SPEAKER_06

I watched it for Michael B. and for just to see, you know. Michael B. I can't, I can't lie. Yes. I was like, it's twins? It's two of them?

SPEAKER_08

Oh, yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Michael B.

SPEAKER_08

And vampire. Oh, it's called it's called No. No, no? No. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's called No. Were they in like California and like on the space shape?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Man, you were saying jellyfish.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I don't remember no jellyfish.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. You're talking about the space shape.

SPEAKER_06

UFO.

SPEAKER_02

God damn it.

Movies, Shows, and Entertainment

SPEAKER_08

They're the same shape. It's okay. They're on the same shape. So I guess so.

SPEAKER_02

Jordan Peel, he did uh he did do uh him. Yeah. Oh yeah. It was it was right along them lines. Okay. Okay. It was right along them lines, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, he tried not to be a spoiler. Because you know you got to wear the cap. Oh, yeah, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

No, I won't, I won't do that.

SPEAKER_00

He won't. I I will, but he knows. Man, I was so mad.

SPEAKER_06

I was watching Game of Thrones because I had watched it like, you know, after everyone somebody just ruined the end for me. I was so mad. See, that's it. Yeah, that was messed up.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, I did hear this though. I love Game of Thrones. Who watched Game of Thrones? Everybody. I'm a watching.

SPEAKER_00

I can't finish.

SPEAKER_02

I've never watched it. I'm a Game of Thrones.

SPEAKER_06

Where do you stop? Because it took me like two months to get through the first episode. After that, I was in it.

SPEAKER_08

I stopped, I want to say, like, the beginning of the second season. It's just like every episode you have to pay attention or you're missing something. There's something crazy happening every single episode.

SPEAKER_06

But it didn't get you glued, like you're like, oh, I gotta see it. Because I'm telling you, I'm so happy I watched it after the fact because on a weekend I was binging. I was like, yes, the next one.

SPEAKER_08

I've also I've also done that with shows where I'll start watching it like two or three times, and then the fourth time I start watching it, I'm like, what was I thinking? Why didn't I finish it? So I probably will get back into it. But that's how I watched that one.

SPEAKER_00

That's like the best show ever out there.

SPEAKER_06

I didn't really like do any edibles or anything. I kind of was alert when I watched that one. Yeah, you want to be alert for that one.

SPEAKER_04

I just watched that show just so I could see Khaleesi naked. Once I saw her naked, I was hooked.

SPEAKER_03

What is wrong with y'all?

SPEAKER_04

It wasn't her body. It wasn't her body? I don't care who body it was, but I was like, yo, I gotta watch this show. This is it. Let me show her to see her naked. Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_00

We just had a conversation about spoiling shit.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_08

That's not spoiling. No, that's not a spoiling thing, because it's a big thing. No, she's a body double.

SPEAKER_00

It's a body double.

SPEAKER_01

No people.

SPEAKER_09

It's a body double experience for him.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no, people use body doubles all the time. That's why we didn't see her naked no more after season three.

SPEAKER_08

And even if you see them naked half the time, it's a prosthetic. Especially with Ben.

SPEAKER_04

That you go.

SPEAKER_08

Right. It's prosthetic. I ain't wearing no prosthetic.

SPEAKER_04

I'm walking around book, a booty naked.

SPEAKER_00

I don't want to see no win's a prosthetic. I don't want to see no penis anyway.

SPEAKER_08

Well, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_00

Don't ever watch all the queen's men. Oh no. Uh oh. Oh no. I had enough of that shit when I watched motherfucking 28 years. Oh, 28 years later. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08

I want to see that.

SPEAKER_00

That's not a hard day.

SPEAKER_07

That's a hard one to watch.

SPEAKER_00

I like 28 days and 28 days. I did not know what's his name was in the book. Oh, you're talking about 28 years. I thought you were talking about it. Um, what's his name is in it? Craven? Oh, that was hard to win. Not Craven.

SPEAKER_08

Um it's the guy who plays Kraven. It's Aaron.

SPEAKER_00

No, it's the Aquaman dude.

SPEAKER_08

The new 28 man? 28 years? No. That's not a good one. 28 years later. The new 28 years later.

SPEAKER_06

That is him.

SPEAKER_08

No, it's not. It's not Jason Momoa.

SPEAKER_06

He's not.

SPEAKER_08

He's not in the later.

SPEAKER_06

Jason Momoa is not in that 28 days. He ain't in 28 years old.

SPEAKER_08

20 Man is Jason Momoa.

SPEAKER_06

28 years later. He's not in any of the 28. 28 days, 28. He's not in any of the days. Whatever he's in.

SPEAKER_05

28. I know what I saw. No, that's not him.

SPEAKER_08

It's um it's Aaron Taylor Johnson. No, that's Craven. I know Jason Momose. Yeah, that's Craven.

SPEAKER_00

I'll show you who you're thinking about. Who he's supposed to be in there?

SPEAKER_08

He's the main person.

SPEAKER_02

I was playing. Which one? That's what he said.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, 28 years later.

SPEAKER_02

That was kind of weird.

SPEAKER_08

You're thinking of the first two.

SPEAKER_06

The first two were really good.

SPEAKER_08

You're thinking of him. He's not in that. Yeah, that's Jason Mimose. That's Aquaman. Yeah, that's Aquaman.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah, he was he was drinking. I was watching. Yo, I go to the movies every 28 years. I watched 28 days, 28 weeks, 28 years later, 28 months, whatever.

SPEAKER_08

That's the main character.

SPEAKER_02

I saw that at the movies. Nigga, I sat right here on the mic and said it. I go every week.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we did watch them.

SPEAKER_06

So him is weird, and then you said you seen she?

SPEAKER_02

Uh him and uh hey wait. I wait, she just said something about she did just say something. Have y'all ever seen that movie her?

SPEAKER_06

It sounds familiar. The movie or the show?

SPEAKER_02

With Joaquin Phoenix. No, no, no. It's a movie called Her when he falls in love with the computer.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

I need to rewatch that. That's crazy. Because it was years ago.

SPEAKER_06

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

It might have been over 10 years ago.

SPEAKER_06

He fell in love with his AI.

SPEAKER_02

Now that stuff is becoming real.

SPEAKER_06

Man, because my AI, my um AI, my chat GTP, her voice sounds so I didn't fall in love with it, but you just asked so many questions. She's better than my therapist.

SPEAKER_04

Wow.

SPEAKER_06

I never used it. I need that. She's better than my therapist. I pay for it. What you gonna do? What you gonna do?

SPEAKER_02

With an AI robot.

SPEAKER_06

Clean my house. Um I want like I want I'm getting into AI. I want to build a robot where you can like program recipes into it, and then it can go in the kitchen and execute it. Oh man, that would just be so awesome. You're talking about the jets. No, I'm just saying. Rosie. You're talking about Rosie, right? Man, but they have that cleaning houses, doing like mediocre tasks on computers. Those AIs, I wish I had 10,000. I would have one.

SPEAKER_02

It came out in 2013.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna be nice to the robots, though. I'm gonna be nice so they don't turn on.

SPEAKER_02

What you gonna do to the robot?

SPEAKER_06

Leave them the hell alone. Oh man, I want to. I do real person.

SPEAKER_04

I'm fucking them. That's what I'm doing. I'm not doing that. You already know. You know they have some. You know they have sex bots.

SPEAKER_09

They have sex bots.

SPEAKER_06

But those, I'm kind of scared of the sex bots because they remember your likes, they remember your fears, they remember. So they know your weaknesses. Right. I want to know who's collecting that information, but they remember stuff. Those sex bots are very expensive. Those sex bots, those are those are scary.

SPEAKER_08

I'm gonna live my life like normal.

SPEAKER_04

I don't need no sex bot time. I don't need no sex bot time me up. I just need to clean my own house.

SPEAKER_06

Because then they can like help my daughter with homework.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, there you go.

SPEAKER_06

They can go clean the pool.

SPEAKER_02

There you go. Hopefully, give me some stuff. Clean my pipes. We good. They can do all that. Yeah, they can do that.

SPEAKER_08

Start tips and everything. Yes, sir. There's one at there's one at the QT next to my house, and like it'll like it's clean, it cleaned the house. And it comes up and has like a little face on it. It's like, excuse me. I'm like, I'm making a drink.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

And it just sits there and goes, excuse me.

SPEAKER_02

They do have a yup. Absolutely. Absolutely do.

SPEAKER_06

You make your order and then it'll come bring you your food out. Yeah. They have them in the hospitals, moving patients.

SPEAKER_02

They got them on college campuses. That's what's up. Like when you order food, it'll come bring it to you. And then it'll bring it to your dorm.

SPEAKER_08

I just saw a video of a DoorDash one, like there was a fire truck waiting at like trying to get past it, the light, and it kept like going and stopping, going and stopping in front of this fire truck. I was like, oh my God.

SPEAKER_02

See, this is what the world, the world is truly turning into the Jetsons.

SPEAKER_08

It is.

unknown

Wow.

SPEAKER_02

I thought about that. I was like, oh. See? And what year was the Jetsons? We haven't we haven't got to it yet, have it?

SPEAKER_06

That was what? That was what?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know, man. I thought it was 2015. No, I'm saying, but what year did they say?

SPEAKER_06

It was like 2015. Oh, that was supposed to be now, 2025. 2020. I was like, it's not the Jetsons. Cars aren't flying. Right. They actually are. You just have to be a pilot to get the flying cars.

SPEAKER_08

I have seen those. Those have been around for a little while, too, though.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we got the iRobot. Yeah, but in Dubai, they had the flying models.

SPEAKER_06

The iRobot's gonna be legit. I I watch, I'm so into AI. I watched it. And they said 2020. They're playing soccer. 2062. 2062.

Haunted Houses and Thrill-Seeking

SPEAKER_02

2062. That's when the Jetsons go took place. Yeah, it says the Jetson family lived in uh the fictional year of 2062. Oh, okay. I have plenty of time. Yeah, they still got time. It says the show premiered in 1962. Projected its futuristic uh setting 100 years into the future.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, wow, okay. I can't even wrap wrap my mind around project. I don't understand all this robot stuff.

SPEAKER_06

Like how do you even do that? That's what I'm learning. Because it's so amazing how you do it. It's so amazing.

SPEAKER_04

It is programmed.

SPEAKER_06

It's a lot of programming.

SPEAKER_08

I just don't understand. Like, that's crazy to me. Like the air. I don't understand the airdrop. People don't think about that because it's like, oh well, it's just normal. But it's not normal. Like, that's weird. So you can sit in the case.

SPEAKER_02

And airdrop somebody a picture.

SPEAKER_06

Somebody airdropped me their phone number. I was in a group of people, and I just get like this airdrop thing. I didn't even know it was on. Yep, he gave me his phone number and was like, hit me up later. I was like, who is just asking me? Which one of you?

SPEAKER_02

Did you y'all hear about the guy that uh airdropped his ding-dong to the people on the airplane? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

On purpose?

SPEAKER_02

No, he did it on purpose. So whoever, whoever had the airdrop open, I got a picture of this dude's dingling.

SPEAKER_00

No, I would be like, but but no, but uh, if I'm not mistaken, everybody on the plane got it almost. Like almost everybody on the plane. I don't like who the pilot came over the air, the pilot even got it. Yeah, because he and he came over to think.

SPEAKER_07

Why are you checking your phone?

SPEAKER_08

I will turn this plane around right now. Who didn't?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know if they I'm pretty sure they probably figured out who did it. This dude had to be Caucasian.

SPEAKER_04

I'm just saying. That sounds like a Caucasian thing to do.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's hilarious. But when he when he airdropped that shit, the pilot and shit came on and uh said some shit about it.

SPEAKER_06

I just I just remember was he funny about it or was he strict about it?

SPEAKER_00

He was talking about turning the plane around and it's his job.

SPEAKER_07

It's his job.

SPEAKER_00

He was talking about turning the plane around, everybody has it.

SPEAKER_02

Let me tell everybody. That's true.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, it's funny. I'm just making a joke. It's funny till your 13-year-old with the phone gets a picture of that shit.

SPEAKER_04

Well, that's their fault. She shouldn't have a phone. Well, first of all, and you gotta have these, they shouldn't have airdrop turned on.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, airdrop should be turned off. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

The rental control should be turned on.

SPEAKER_06

I thought you can't have your air.

SPEAKER_02

No, you can you can you can have airdrop for you just get you can have airdrop for whatever. Or you can like mine is just contacts only.

SPEAKER_07

So it's still you're like mine's on for whatever airplane mode.

SPEAKER_02

I think you could still but you can pay for and I don't even know if they were actually uh Yeah, oh yeah, because you can't do yeah, you can't do Wi-Fi. Yeah, you can.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you have to pay for it. You have to pay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So whoever had whoever had a uh Wi-Fi or whatever on, they got them a nice one.

SPEAKER_00

Happy Thanksgiving. But on the on the on the planes, they do have the plane wi fi too.

SPEAKER_06

See, I'm a comedian, so I would have had some. I'm not a real comedian, just you know, I think stuff is fun to me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I would have been funny today with it too, but so I thought that I think that's pretty funny.

unknown

It is pretty funny.

SPEAKER_02

I was like, when I heard it got out of like, man, who sent a picture of my dick?

SPEAKER_03

It would have been a white dick, they be like, that ain't you. I was like, that ain't me. Man, that look like my dick.

SPEAKER_08

Oh man. It's my bad, y'all. It was an accident.

SPEAKER_00

Then you just send then you just send one back, like, fuck it.

SPEAKER_08

Starts eardropping off.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and then everybody, hey, hey, hey.

SPEAKER_08

This is show and tell.

SPEAKER_06

Have you ever been trying to send someone kind of like a rated X picture and you accidentally post it to social media?

SPEAKER_08

No, I would freak out.

SPEAKER_06

No, I haven't done it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you did that?

SPEAKER_06

I was like, so I had made that month with the um, you know, the cross one. Yes. I was in the middle, and so I'm just like on my phone. I don't know why, because I was between Facebook and there, but the mine, I'm like thinking I sent it, and then he's like, I didn't get it, I didn't get it. Then I'm like, oh. Everybody else got it. It was like yeah, it was on Facebook, but it was like how long did you have on Facebook for? Like, probably like two minutes. Oh two minutes. And it was it was pretty late at night. It was long enough. It was during it was pretty late at night, and it was during COVID. So I was like, probably a few people. I hope they didn't screenshot.

SPEAKER_09

Hell yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_08

I'm sorry, mom. Oh my god, let me get it off. That's why I don't post. I don't post the social media because that's what happened to me. I'm like, oh, it's scared, like I posted something I didn't mean to.

SPEAKER_06

Man, I don't know how I got confused. I think it was just the J was I'm telling, you know, the cross.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_06

I was in the middle. Oh, where it all meets. So I was like, yeah. You know, it's COVID. It's COVID. I'm working from home. I don't I don't have to get up tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00

Man, I know COVID was like nothing.

SPEAKER_06

COVID was crazy.

SPEAKER_00

Oh no, actually it was like when it first came out, I ended up catching it. But I didn't get sick. I couldn't leave the house. I never got it. So people used to just I got it at the end. I've been struggling. So these people used to bring, they used to bring food and juice on the doorstep, ring the doorbell, and leave.

SPEAKER_06

I caught it at the end, but I was my most healthiest self at COVID because I didn't have to get up to go to work, so I could just get up, jog, come home, do yoga, meditate. I was like at my ultimate supreme. I was lazy as hell. I lazy and did nothing. Absolutely nothing during the pandemic. Absolutely nothing. But I did watch the Ozarks. Oh, the teacher that cooks in the meth, the meth, and the breaking bad. I watched both of those. Those are cookies.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you so you said you did see Ozark? Yes. Ain't Ozark good?

SPEAKER_06

I was like, why haven't I ever watched this?

SPEAKER_02

Listen, I'm telling you this.

SPEAKER_06

I haven't watched that one yet.

SPEAKER_02

Whoever hasn't, see, so her? You need to watch it. I'm jealous of.

SPEAKER_06

And then you can do the you can do that while you're watching it too. Oh. Yep. Listen. Yes.

SPEAKER_02

Anyone that hasn't watched Ozark, I'm jealous. Just because they get that.

SPEAKER_08

That newness.

SPEAKER_06

That newness of the thing. I have movies like that where I wish I could watch it for the first time.

SPEAKER_08

She just. Especially ones with the twist at the end. I'm like, oh, I wish I could watch that for the first time. Wait, which one? Any movies with like the twist at the end. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I wish I could see That's My Boy again for the first time. I want to watch that.

SPEAKER_08

It's on my list. Please watch it with Adam Sandler. It is the most hilarious.

SPEAKER_06

They have a second one too.

SPEAKER_08

That's also on my first. So they have That's My Boy 2? They have a second one. It's on my list.

SPEAKER_06

I'm pretty sure they have a second one. I don't think they have. I would have seen that, but That's My Boy.

SPEAKER_02

They got happy, you talking about Happy Gilmore? Happy Gilmore, too. They got Happy Gilmore too. And That's My Boy is.

SPEAKER_06

That is hilarious.

SPEAKER_02

I love, I love Adam Sandler.

SPEAKER_06

That's my boy.

SPEAKER_00

I've seen some of it.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no, they have to do it.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know if Joe would like Adam. I do like that.

SPEAKER_06

It's funny.

SPEAKER_02

You like laughing, Joe?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know if you really like laughing.

SPEAKER_08

I just added it to my list like two days ago.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not sure. No other way to watch it but that. Yeah. You're gonna love it. Okay, yes. Like, did you see part two?

SPEAKER_02

I mean, obviously, I've seen it. I mean, the first one is better, but I still get more team.

SPEAKER_00

He can't do anything to chop the water boy anyway.

SPEAKER_08

I love the water boy. I don't know, and I'm still shit.

SPEAKER_04

He's funny.

SPEAKER_08

He is.

SPEAKER_04

Bobby Boo shit.

SPEAKER_00

What's gonna chop the water boy in my mom?

SPEAKER_08

If I get a name, I'm gonna do gallery. I'm gonna do goblets. Whatever the hell. What about and then that one got the whole movie?

SPEAKER_02

Hey, what hey, what about uh just go with it? Oh, the the uh with him and Jennifer Anderson? That was a good movie. Yeah. It was a good family movie. Yeah, yeah. The kids just mad. Murder mystery is good too. Murder mystery is good.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, yeah. He makes some good movies.

SPEAKER_02

Man, I love Adam Sandler.

SPEAKER_05

I like his movies.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that Adam Sandler. Oh, uh, I like Ben Stiller. Oh, I like Ben Siller too. Like something about Mary, something about Mary.

SPEAKER_06

I really like the one.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, you like Little Nikki?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, something about Mary.

SPEAKER_02

That was that was hilarious. That was definitely.

SPEAKER_00

And then uh, what's the one with the Falkers?

SPEAKER_02

Uh oh, Zoolander? Zoolander.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, I love Zoolander. What was it, the 42-year-old? Zoolander's not Adam Sandler, though.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, no, you mean 40-year-old version?

SPEAKER_06

It was these, it was one of those movies that was making fun of the 40-year-old version that was super bad that for couldn't forget Sarah Marshall. It was like all of the last movies. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was that was a funny one. That was a funny one. It was a dumb one, but it was funny.

SPEAKER_00

Like the scary movies.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, you know they're coming out with another one.

SPEAKER_06

Another scary movie, but I don't know because after the Wayne's left, it kind of got a little bit.

SPEAKER_02

No, I think they're in it. He's coming back. I think.

SPEAKER_06

Because you know, after I watched The Haunted House with him, Haunted House 1 and 2.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I saw the crazy Annabelle, I don't even care.

SPEAKER_07

The Annabelle scene, yo.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, listen. Remember when she got ready? Like the next night?

SPEAKER_06

Which one?

Travel Stories and Arizona Living

SPEAKER_02

On Haunted House. The first one? Your first one. Oh, yes. Remember the next night she was already like, yeah. She got already like.

SPEAKER_07

That was hilarious.

SPEAKER_02

You said I can't sell a house in this market.

SPEAKER_07

Because he did exactly what we're gonna do. We're gonna be out. He was like, it's a ghost. He was out. Then he was like, man, I can't even sell it.

SPEAKER_00

I like when he he called it, he called his boy over his cousin or whatever. Oh yeah. Hey, and all the fucking furniture on the ceiling. Hey.

SPEAKER_02

AFion Crockett is hilarious. Hey, okay, well, what about uh any of y'all y'all saw you people? You people Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy and um Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_06

Lauren London. And um, what's his name? Yep, Jonah. Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill. Yep, I seen it. I like the music. I like the music. They had some good music.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, what about um Jonah Hill? Did you watch Black Black AF?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, you know I seen that.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

Have you seen the blackening?

SPEAKER_08

That one's funny. Yes.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, the blackening.

SPEAKER_06

They did what we're gonna do for real.

SPEAKER_02

I like when they do what we're really gonna do. The blackening. That one's so very easy. Oh, that one's so really funny. Dog, that end got me. I was like, oh, oh yeah, that, yeah, the blackening is. That's funny. I'm telling you, since we're talking about all this, who does who do haunted houses? Anybody do haunted houses? Y'all know how to do it.

SPEAKER_06

They have the best ones. They have the best, I will go with you. They had the best ones in the East Coast because they have deserted prisons. We turned they turned deserted prisons into haunted houses. So you want to go out there. Those prison deserted prisons turned into, yeah, and that jump was long and big. See, that's what I was saying.

SPEAKER_02

Did y'all hear what she just said? That is a horror idea. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06

Horrible. That's what she said.

SPEAKER_08

Because, okay. Don't hate me. I spent money on the 13th floor last Halloween.

SPEAKER_06

What is that?

SPEAKER_08

That was so boring. It's uh it was really popular for a while.

SPEAKER_02

No, it's super, super popular. It's right right down the street.

SPEAKER_08

It's really not good. It's like going to the fair and going through the line. That's literally what it was. The corn mage is like. I want to go to a good one that actually scares me.

SPEAKER_06

Do they have good ones? See, we had haunted battlefields out there. I need someone to chase me. Yeah. Oh, they will care.

SPEAKER_08

Do it.

SPEAKER_07

I need to be scared.

SPEAKER_08

I want you to scare me.

SPEAKER_05

That's that's what that's hundreds of. That's white people.

SPEAKER_06

Joe, I'm white. No, I'm not white, but I like being scared. Like I love watching scary movies. No, I love scary movies. I like being scared. I don't want them to scare me. I was scared when he came out with that chain song. The other guy, yeah. He grabs you, and then you're trying to get your friend out the side.

SPEAKER_04

I don't want none of that. Nobody touch me. Hey, don't nobody touch me. We cool.

SPEAKER_06

I understand. We cool.

SPEAKER_04

As long as you don't touch me, we good. Once you touch me, all bets are off. I'm fucking somebody up.

SPEAKER_06

So the females, you know, we have three.

SPEAKER_04

I'm just saying. No, that's shit's creepy.

SPEAKER_02

And you know they uh they got the one where if you make it all the way through, you get your money back. Yeah, but those ones they can pull your teeth. Pull of pitfalls and shit, and it's dark.

SPEAKER_08

There's the uh the one he's talking about. Oh, no, no. It used to be one.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no, that's extreme.

SPEAKER_08

You sign a waiver and they can do the most extreme.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, no, I'm not doing white people when you're not.

SPEAKER_08

No, but they have a huge like cash prize at the end. So of course they don't want anybody.

SPEAKER_04

Now I need ditches to that. I don't want to talk about use the whole thing on district.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, now now they do they do have the uh just you know, the regular one where it's trapdoors or it's dark as shit, and so you don't know where they at.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and you won't.

SPEAKER_02

They pop out, and then you might turn and and now next thing you know, you end up on the exit, so then you're automatically out.

SPEAKER_06

Oh wow. Do they have escape rooms out here? Yes. Oh, yeah, they have to do that. I want to go to one. I love doing it.

SPEAKER_08

Nobody will go to one of those with me either. My friends are scary. Hold on, man. Hold on. No scary cats.

SPEAKER_06

You tell your dad. Yeah, you need some friends that's yeah, let's go. Friends that's gonna be there.

SPEAKER_02

I'll go to an escape room. You ever been to one of the rooms where you can break stuff?

SPEAKER_06

Yes. I want to go to one of those rooms I heard those is nice. They do, you gotta get all guarded up, goggles and stuff, man. Because I just was having a bad day. I was in there breaking. But you got the paper item you break.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, that's the main team. You'd be like, damn, that's 200.

SPEAKER_08

I'd be like, ah, I'm just gonna go to their house and break their bat and beat that cabinet.

SPEAKER_06

I was reported. I was like, all right, after I beat that cabinet, I was like, all right, two more glasses. So how much money you had to pay? Um, I think ours came up to like all the stuff I broke, just came up to$75. That's not sad. Yeah, it wasn't that good. Oh no, that's cool. Like, yeah, just to hold a lot of shit. Because I had like a cabinet, and then there were some dishes. They had a couple of things. Yeah, that's not bad.

SPEAKER_08

I'm like, give me a microwave. Break it too.

SPEAKER_00

Damn.

SPEAKER_06

Rage rooms. They're called rage rooms. Those are cool.

SPEAKER_00

I'm just got one right over here on 3015 union here.

SPEAKER_06

It's just like when you have the frustration, it's just you can get just get it out.

SPEAKER_00

No, I deprogrammed after 24 hours. I want to go paint them out. Sometimes less than that.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, those hurt.

SPEAKER_07

They do hurt, but they're fun.

SPEAKER_02

I heard people be sitting up there putting them in the freezer.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I just watch every I'm usually sitting in the thing watching.

SPEAKER_08

That's why I'm gonna do all the stuff. You can't where they where you don't bring your own ammo. The ones where you go and they give you the stuff. That's the ones I like. Because I'm not trying to do all that. Right.

SPEAKER_06

The ones I went, they had like a lounge and there was a big window there, so you can like see your friends. I'm like, ah, look at that, look at it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I go watch. I'm cool with that though. Right. I don't need to play war games.

SPEAKER_08

Laser tag is fun too.

SPEAKER_06

Laser tag is laser tag is really fun.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I didn't like going out there because it was right by the military base, the Marines. So I'm the only one that's getting hit. I didn't see nobody the whole three years. Everybody was up to the screen. Like, oh, they professional. I'm just running around.

SPEAKER_07

I didn't see no one. I didn't shoot no one. All I know is my vest is like at least they trained y'all well. What the hell was y'all laughing? I didn't see nobody the whole time. It was a little scary because I'm like, I don't see anyone.

SPEAKER_00

No, that's nuts.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I was right by between Chronicle and Fort Belvoir. So both of them army Marines. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I wasn't quanticole ain't the FBI?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

The FBI Academy is there.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I watched Silence of the Lambs. Or fiber beans and a nice canteen.

SPEAKER_00

That shit that fucking was crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Buffalo Bill.

SPEAKER_05

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

The craziest. Okay, I got I got a question for y'all. I just came up with this one. You have to you have to date uh a serial killer. Which who you picking?

SPEAKER_06

Um I don't mind. Um I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Who you gonna pick?

SPEAKER_08

Jeffrey Dahmer. He only likes men.

SPEAKER_06

He didn't kill some women in the beginning. Yes, hitchhikers.

SPEAKER_08

But I'm dating him. I'm his alibi.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_08

I'm good. I'm not his go-to.

SPEAKER_00

The thing is though, he's still like fingers and toes and shit.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know now.

SPEAKER_02

And you got 10.

SPEAKER_06

You got 10 and a nipple. I'll keep him fed.

SPEAKER_02

She'd be like, I got nine left.

SPEAKER_08

You keep him fed, you're okay. Or the men, too.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, who with the cereal killer? I'm not into cereal.

SPEAKER_08

Or the zodiac killer, because nobody knows who he is, so I wouldn't know either. I just know I'm not.

SPEAKER_06

DC Sniper, he left his wife, he didn't kill her, he left the kids in the show. He didn't kill her. That wasn't his son. That was a boy he met in another country. I feel like he was grooming to do that. I feel like they should re-look at that boy's because he was like 16 and he was easily impressionable. So I really think they should re- And they're in prison the rest of their life, huh? The DC sniper is dead now, but the boy's still alive.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, did the DC went okay?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but the boy is still alive, the young boy that's still alive, yeah, for the rest of his life.

SPEAKER_08

They should really look into stuff like that. You're not mentally right. You're not delayed.

SPEAKER_06

You're mentally at that age. So I really think they should review it.

SPEAKER_00

His yeah, all I know is I was in the bar talking shit.

SPEAKER_06

That's before I moved to DC.

SPEAKER_00

I was like, man, they showed that motherfucking picture, but I was like, oh, you got to be.

SPEAKER_06

I was like, no way. It was us. It was talking shit.

SPEAKER_00

I felt like them people in Utah.

SPEAKER_06

I'm like, shit. But you know back then DC even the chocolate city back then.

SPEAKER_00

I said, man, you know.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know how to share now, huh?

SPEAKER_06

Man, my homeboy was like watching five years, white people gonna be walking their dogs. I was like, never.

SPEAKER_02

And it happened. It happened. That's how it is.

SPEAKER_06

When I first seen it, I was like, it's white people walking their dogs. Going around like Cleveland, Detroit. It used to be Chocolate City and it was hood. Right. DC was hood. Yeah, I don't I don't know nothing about anything that's out of Arizona. One particular part of Southeast. Southeast. South Southeast. But yeah, they got one.

SPEAKER_02

I know y'all got all them damn letter G and A and all them shit. I get lost. I'm like, where am I at?

SPEAKER_06

Driving in DC is a hassle because you'll be going down one street, it'll turn to something else. Like I thought I was on Massachusetts Avenue. It's a whole different thing. I heard Arizona is one of the easiest places to very much. It's square. It's a grid. Because there's no water. There's no water. So in Maryland and DC, we have to go all on this one bridge. There's this one bridge to get you from Maryland to Virginia. To get to DC, there's one bridge. So that's why it's so much traffic because it's only one bridge. There's no go-around bridge.

SPEAKER_08

The only thing that sucks about Arizona is it rains one time and nobody knows how to drive. It's a melting pot. So people from everywhere are in Arizona driving. And then you got people from California going 90. Yeah, people from Texas going 35.

SPEAKER_06

That's how I felt about DMV. That's ridiculous. Because we have the thing, because you know, there's North Carolina here, there's Virginia, Maryland, DC, you have New York is five hours away, Jersey's four hours away, Pennsylvania's three hours. And them people drive crazy. You hear me?

SPEAKER_00

Arizona. Arizona, they come out.

SPEAKER_06

They be, yeah. I mean, yes, I will say I've never been bit by. It's mosquito season right now, and they're eating a big thing.

SPEAKER_04

I was getting bit like crazy on J.

SPEAKER_07

They're eating me a lot. I haven't got bit this year.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's unfortunate. They like that vanilla. They like that vanilla. I hate them. I hate them. They can all die.

SPEAKER_06

In Virginia, I was their favorite flavor because every day I'm like, what is this? Lemon pledge friendship.

SPEAKER_00

That's fine. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's what I like about Arizona. Ain't no bug. Bugs don't bite that much. As soon as you load it up with some Vaseline, them bugs stay off you.

SPEAKER_04

They be like, ew, grease.

SPEAKER_06

Y'all had a tarantula warning, though. A tarantula warning. When I first came here, there was a tarantula warning. I've never heard that in my life.

SPEAKER_02

I ain't never seen one.

SPEAKER_00

I have not seen one since I've been. I used Vaseline. Jump right off.

SPEAKER_02

I've seen it either. Especially out here. Oh, they'll be in the crib. What might crawl up your leg? I killed one a few weeks a little. But Scorpio. I just got them tattooed on me.

SPEAKER_06

We have tranchulations. I seen a tarantula warning. I have a lot of them. Especially when it rains. They all come.

SPEAKER_04

Tucson? You seen that in Tucson.

SPEAKER_08

Tarantulas? Yeah. I literally saw one at my work the other day.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's because you way up in the boonies. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's old. You don't see that.

Final Thoughts and Homework

SPEAKER_00

You're everywhere. You got in Black Canyon City somewhere, ain't you? Yeah. Yeah, around there. It's so dark out in that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02

Let me tell y'all about these movies real quick.

SPEAKER_00

I don't even think the stars come out up there.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, the uh, I forgot the Tiana Taylor movie with uh Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh yeah. What is that? What's it called? Uh One Battle After Another. Yeah. That starts today. That's good. Wait, oh no, hold on. I do this all the time. Hold up, my bad. I don't want to get people too excited. I think that says coming soon. Hold up. Alright. That does not start today. Anyway, it's coming soon. But the strangers did start. Wait, hold on. Cause look, let me let me hit this. Wasn't there a stranger? Oh.

SPEAKER_08

Stranger things. That's a shock.

SPEAKER_06

Strangers with those people that break the stuff.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, like yeah, that knock on your door. Yes.

SPEAKER_05

And if you answer that's another you were home.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so the strange strangers started this week. It might be a remake. I think one battle after another is playing in select locations.

SPEAKER_09

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know if it's uh all the way out, but let me see what else we got. I said him. Oh, do hey, anybody watch Beauty and uh Beauty, uh Beauty and Black?

unknown

Yes, you know I watched it.

SPEAKER_02

You watched it all?

SPEAKER_06

I haven't seen the new one. I just seen the last scene. Oh, you ain't seen the new one? I just watched the PV for that the other day. Oh, so I need to watch it. Okay, I'm gonna watch it. Oh watch it.

SPEAKER_02

Uh we'll talk about we'll talk about it next.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, I'm gonna go binge it.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, next week, you guys are invited back. Y'all make sure y'all watch Beauty and Black. Got it so we can talk about it next week. They always give us homework. Beauty and Black Homework.

SPEAKER_06

Do we need to look up any more words on um Urban Dictionary? No, we're gonna say so for next week.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Anyway, I like to say and the dirty sunshine. And the pearl necklace. Oh my lord. See how nice. And we cleaned it up for a little bit. And it's over. We talked about people from Ohio. As normal. Nigga, she said Jeffrey Dahmer. See?

SPEAKER_05

He lived down the street from it. He lived down the street from Black Brother.

SPEAKER_01

He's from Blackfriend.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't know he was from Ohio.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

He lived in Bosco. Tell him he lived down the street first.

SPEAKER_04

Oh no. He was Case and Bosco. He was Case and Bosco. Bosco was his next victim. Chocolate.

SPEAKER_06

He wasn't in California.

SPEAKER_02

His first victim was in Ohio.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, the first victim. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Because I was like, I thought he was in the and then he went to Milwaukee.

SPEAKER_07

Milwaukee. Okay. I don't know all the facts. Like I just knew he killed men. He liked the black part. He didn't like the black.

SPEAKER_06

At least you would have caught him in those beginning days.

SPEAKER_08

I like older men anyway.

SPEAKER_02

All right, folks. Well, we have fun.

SPEAKER_00

Always. All right. Always.

SPEAKER_02

Hopefully, y'all will come back next week and we'll have more fun next week. All right, y'all. Holla. Peace.

SPEAKER_06

Have a good night.