Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
From Edibles to AI: Nobody's Talking About Everything
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In this wildly entertaining episode of Nobody's Talking, the usual male-dominated atmosphere gets shaken up when two women – Jess and Queen – join the conversation, creating what the hosts jokingly call an "ebony and ivory" mix. The chemistry is immediate as this diverse group dives into subjects ranging from cannabis culture to the future of AI, all with the podcast's signature unfiltered approach.
The cannabis discussion proves particularly enlightening as Queen shares her expertise in creating various THC products, from Sweet Potato Pie to tinctures. Her knowledge sparks stories from the hosts about edible experiences gone wrong, highlighting the universal warning that everyone ignores: "just eat half." These personal anecdotes lead to deeper conversations about the differences between today's cannabis products and "the reefer" of decades past.
When the conversation shifts to entertainment, passionate debates emerge about Jordan Peele's films, with the group analyzing everything from "Get Out" to his newest release "Him." Adam Sandler movies become another hot topic, with "That's My Boy" receiving particularly high praise. The group's shared enthusiasm for "Game of Thrones" and "Ozark" reveals how these shows have become cultural touchpoints that bridge different backgrounds and experiences.
Technology mishaps provide some of the episode's biggest laughs, particularly the story of someone airdropping inappropriate photos to an entire airplane. This leads to fascinating speculation about AI and robots, with Queen confessing she finds her AI assistant "better than my therapist." The group's musings about how close we are to living like "The Jetsons" shows their shared curiosity about the future.
Regional differences add another layer to the conversation as Queen, who recently relocated from the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) area to Arizona, shares perspectives on everything from driving patterns to haunted attractions. Her stories about converted prison haunted houses from the East Coast have the Arizona crew reconsidering their local thrill-seeking options.
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Welcome and Introductions
SPEAKER_02We got some gifts. I'ma talk about and we got some surprises. My mishaps. I need to order a new trash can. My will popped off this morning. I'm gonna tell you where one of my neighbors must have pulled my trash can back. Like I guess it wasn't suitable for the neighborhood. I don't know.
SPEAKER_04I would have took another neighbor's and put mine in front of their house. Hey, no, listen. That's what I would've done.
SPEAKER_02Hey, I ain't gonna lie, I thought about that. Hey, I'm still thinking. Anyway. Man, somebody done swapped out my trash can. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. You too. We have a full house but different voices.
SPEAKER_04Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_02Now, I don't know what we're gonna talk about, but it might get a little crazy. Y'all already know this is for entertainment purposes only. So if we offend anybody, we don't mean to. We apologize. Because we've talked about a little bit of everything. But anyway.
SPEAKER_00And we don't really care.
SPEAKER_02Joe is the one that's gonna get us canceled. Joe doesn't like Taylor Swift. Allegedly. And guess what? I'm just gonna give y'all a hint.
SPEAKER_04Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_02Where the white women at?
unknownAh, that's true!
SPEAKER_02That's all I'm gonna say right now.
SPEAKER_00I know Taylor Swift messed up my fantasy.
SPEAKER_02And hey, I bought Where the White Women At just because you talked about Taylor Swift.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So now listen, you know Taylor Swift, I invited her on. Right? So she did um, she did uh who's her boyfriend's podcast instead. But we invited her, she's always invited. Guess who else we invited? Stacey Dash, Eva Mendel, Hallie Berry.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah, you know, she always on the list.
SPEAKER_02Christopher Reeves. She got an open invitation. Lamont Sanford and Gary Coleman.
SPEAKER_00Sounds like we're playing the 20 Sacks Pyramid.
SPEAKER_02Alright, anyway. Did I already say welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast? Oh, did not. Alright, anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here. This is your boy Bosco. If you hear noise in the back or ice, people are mixing drinks. So I think we may have one, two, three, four uh drunk people by the end of the show and one sober person. Because I have my water drink right here.
SPEAKER_00But I'm Bosco sitting across from me is Hey, one in on the rodeo, baby. Rodeo Joe.
SPEAKER_02That's the aggressive one. Rodeo Joe. Rodeo Joe.
SPEAKER_00Y'all know. Oh. We got Georgia this weekend. Anyone want some, let me know.
SPEAKER_04Hey, I'm taking all bets, man, because Alabama sucks this year. That's all right, man.
SPEAKER_02Hey, Joe, so who's sitting next to you? You gotta pass the mic.
SPEAKER_00Okay, I'm passing the mic to my right, but you went back with me.
SPEAKER_02No, no. Okay, my man. Come on. You know how we operate? To my left. Superman is in the building.
SPEAKER_03Bing, bing, bing. Dom, dom. Oh, we got a new sound effect. Oh, snaps.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you you heard that? That was from me. Oh, and you know what? I do want to talk about uh, I did go see him and Strangers is coming out this week. Yeah. So, okay, now I'm sitting next to Steve. Who do we have? On my left.
SPEAKER_08Just Jess.
SPEAKER_02Where the white women at? I told y'all. She right next to me. What's up, Jess? Hey. And for all you black girls out there. They've been on here before. Guess what? We got something for y'all. You already go see. One and only. Now, sitting to my left. We got a special guest in the house. Compliments of the chef. What? We have. I'm gonna let you introduce yourself, young lady.
SPEAKER_06Hey, how y'all doing? My name is Niobi.
SPEAKER_02See that? Naiobi. So y'all already know. We're the black women. So now we got black and white. Ebony and Ivory living. And remember when Joe Piscopo and Eddie Murphy did that? Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You are blind as a bat, and I have sight.
SPEAKER_00I am black and you are white.
SPEAKER_02Anyway. I've been here two months from the DMV.
SPEAKER_06Oh, you've been here two months? Only two months, yep, from the DMV. DC, Maryland, Virginia. So yeah, I'm still new here.
SPEAKER_02Damn, so we got a newbie.
SPEAKER_06Yes, sir.
SPEAKER_02She's a native. We gotta talk into the mic. Oh, okay. He's from Alabama, Illinois, and Ohio.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, okay. I don't know. What's the DMV?
SPEAKER_06DC, Maryland, Virginia. So we're all in Maryland. I was thinking demilitarized. Oh no, it's like 30 minutes within each other, so I was on the Virginia end.
SPEAKER_02You from the suburbs? East Saw. Are you? Yeah. You ain't from the inner city? No, no.
SPEAKER_06I went and visited and party there, but I went back to the suburbs. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I thought we had an ICN. Like me and him, we hood babies.
SPEAKER_04Straight from the projects. Yeah, we are.
SPEAKER_06I was born in California. I just lived in Virginia. Oh yeah? What part? I was born in San Bernardino. Well, Los Angeles. San Bernardino. Los Angeles, but lived in San Bernardino. Then relocated to Arizona for a few years. Then I moved out to the Virginia area when I was 22.
SPEAKER_02Jeff, you were just in California, huh?
SPEAKER_08Yeah, the first time I've been out of Arizona.
SPEAKER_02See? Congratulations. Yeah, you gotta get out of here. Tupac said that. I get around.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, girl, you gotta get out of this joint.
SPEAKER_02Oceanside.
SPEAKER_08The fanciest place I've ever been in my whole life. Oceanside? Oh, it's gonna get better.
SPEAKER_00You young. It was nice.
SPEAKER_06You gotta leave the country. It's not. Yeah, I just can't. My recent last trip was to Panama. You gotta get out of here. It's so beautiful. In Panama? Panama.
SPEAKER_04We got a uh what you call it. Outstanding invitation. Yeah. Open invitation to Panama. To Panama. Yeah. Can I go? Yep. You got an open invitation, bro.
SPEAKER_00Shit. Shit.
SPEAKER_04You don't even need no passport to go there.
SPEAKER_02So you said you like you liked it, huh? I did. Yeah, to go to Panama. You don't need no you don't need one for Puerto Rico. Yeah, Puerto Rico. And the U.S. version of the U.S. Oh, I need one for Panama? Yeah, you need one. Damn, man, I got a real one. I got one anyway. Huh?
SPEAKER_00I got mine.
SPEAKER_02He got his. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Puerto Rico's nice too.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah. Puerto Rico's nice. I love Puerto Rico.
SPEAKER_06I was like, is this America? Everything is in Spanish. I did not think I was in America anymore, but it was really nice.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, Puerto Rico? Yes. I may or may not have been there before. Envy is right. Me too. All you travelers. All I travel to is my backyard. I don't leave outside these walls right here.
SPEAKER_04Hey, I try.
Cannabis Culture and Edible Experiences
SPEAKER_02I go to LA Fitness. I'll be honest with you. Hey, I do go to other LA Fitnesses. Like sometimes I go to 55th, and every now and again, if I'm feeling frisky, I go to a different gym, go to EOS.
SPEAKER_07Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what that mop day ain't that pretty man. All right, Joe, what you gotta say, crazy. I know you got something to say.
SPEAKER_00No, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_02Don't be bashful now.
SPEAKER_00Because we got guests.
SPEAKER_02You know, don't try to behave. You know you done got us canceled.
SPEAKER_00You know, you don't know how to act around pretty women.
SPEAKER_02Now we have two. I know.
SPEAKER_00I'm fucking cocky right now.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, well, we have two.
SPEAKER_00I got one eye going one way, one going the other way.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You can call me cocky junior.
SPEAKER_02Hey, this hey, it's almost like uh how you do that, man. It's almost like uh Neapolitan ice cream. Uh oh. I'm sitting up here, I'm like, I think last time we had two women on the show was uh Yolanda and Brenda. Last time we had two, because before it's always just Yolanda.
SPEAKER_00Yolanda's okay.
SPEAKER_02You know, you know how she's gonna you're gonna say that over there. You just being a head we got on the internet. I'm just sitting up here like, hey, fuck it. We're gonna have to shut way.
SPEAKER_08We need a sentiment.
SPEAKER_02I'm sitting up here like, dog, like hold up.
unknownHere we go, here you go.
SPEAKER_02We ain't go ahead and slandering now.
SPEAKER_00All right, I'm good. I don't know how to hog tie nobody. I'm good, man. I had to rain myself in. I in all fairness, I've been drinking since 2.30.
SPEAKER_09Oh, wow.
SPEAKER_00You gotta work at 2 30, Joe. And your point would be. Oh, by the way, I went to uh fucking you know uh this True Leave. What's that? You know, the dispo. Oh, oh the dispensary and uh you go there. Your first visit, right? They was giving like 51% off.
SPEAKER_08That's where you go for everywhere. That's why you hit all the new spots at one time. All the new stuff every single day.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, 51% off, bro. How do you know about all this?
SPEAKER_04I know you smoke.
SPEAKER_00I didn't I didn't buy no. I thought you just drink.
SPEAKER_08No, I don't smoke as much as I.
SPEAKER_00But man, 51% off though, god damn. That's that's a good deal, huh? You just load it up.
SPEAKER_04You smoke, you get a pound?
SPEAKER_08Uh I played the fifth. How much do you got? How much you get for a pound? How much of a pound cost? I don't know. You can't legally own a pound.
SPEAKER_04You can't legally own a pound. Why? Why?
SPEAKER_06Oh, one ounce, okay, because in Virginia it's a two ounce of a couple.
SPEAKER_08You can own one ounce here, or you can own you can own up to I think it's six plants for an adult. Okay, thank you.
SPEAKER_06Yes, I do grow.
SPEAKER_08Yes, um, I think you can own twelve if you have a dollar, but I think twelve is like a cutoff. Okay.
SPEAKER_06I'm not sure because I don't grow, but yeah, it's wonderful watching it grow because it's just the way it changes. And then you know what's in it, you know the chemical.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's good. That's cool. That's what's up.
SPEAKER_02Man, so we're gonna talk about okay. Well tell me what's the difference from the weed that my dad used to smoke back in the 80s to the weed now. Like he smoked reefer. Or as us niggas call it, reefer. A lot of it is chemicals. Reef is you think it's chemicals?
SPEAKER_06A lot of chemicals now.
SPEAKER_02Cause they said that stuff will have you like not wanting to move. And then they're it's all infused and cookies, and you gotta watch when you go to people's houses.
SPEAKER_00You know it's story time. I always got a story.
SPEAKER_02So all right, here we go. Storytime with Joe. Storytime with Joe. Oh, hell, here we go. We're about to get cancelled, everybody.
SPEAKER_00I got a cousin that invented the chemical thing. Cause they had they had a plant, like really big one, like a nice one. Okay, weed plant. And his sister got mad at him and she pulled some fucking pine oil around the motherfucker and killed it. Right. And we smoked it anyway. Oh my goodness. Damn, and it was potent. Let me tell you something, bro. Even Bonanza was funny, bro. Damn. That shit, I was tripping like I'm uh y'all was like that? Yeah.
SPEAKER_08Wow. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_00Pine oil. Yeah, I'm not, I don't suggest you guys do that shit.
SPEAKER_08No, no, no.
SPEAKER_00No, I don't do that. But if I had to do anything, I would take some uh like uh hubba bubba, you know, syrup or whatever. And I would pour that around.
SPEAKER_02You can have more, you want more.
SPEAKER_00That way it'll absorb and have the hubba bubba smell. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08That's a good smell.
SPEAKER_02You want some damn we we put row and I do bake. Um back and oh, so so you bake uh goodies, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Sweet potato pies. I can put it in collard greens. But my number one thing, like, because so wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_02So not only So you put weed seeds.
SPEAKER_08Well not C B D.
SPEAKER_02Sweet potato pie. Yep. And you put it in collard green.
SPEAKER_06Collard green. So like I had wanted to make an invention called Everything Edible. That was the name of when I did my cooking. Yeah. Everything edible. So I made like this liquid tincture. It's not like new, but you know, and I had a little pack. So you would just add that to anything cereal, salad dressing, whatever you're eating, and it would you know, spice. And you would spice it out. Get a little buzz, huh? All right, look, I got a question for y'all.
SPEAKER_02Why do yeah? I have a question because obviously I'm I'm not the drinker and I don't uh I don't smoke, but when they tell you to eat half the cookie, why do people always feel after they eat half the cookie and be like, oh hell? Because I heard a story one time. Uh shout out to Angela Yi. I think her brother made some cookies. And I think I'm trying to think. I don't know if it was uh I was listening to one of her podcasts, Lip Service. I don't know if it was her friend Gigi or if it was uh Stephanie. But I know her brother made some cookies and they told him just eat half. They ate half. Right. And then was like, oh man, this ain't doing nothing. And so why listen, why do people not listen?
SPEAKER_06And just eat half and because after a certain amount of time, like 10 minutes of like, I don't feel nothing, I don't feel nothing, or oh, I'm I smoke, I can handle it. Because I make the knockout juice. Damn. And I tell him it has a warning on the label, like, don't drink all of it if you make sure you're at home and everything like that. So I had you know.
SPEAKER_02You're trying to have somebody's knees wobbling.
SPEAKER_06He was kind of he was kind of like a a bigger dude, like you know, like big, like three plus. So for him, it took a little longer. So he's like, Oh, this is weak or whatever. Right the next day while he was at work.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god. It hit him.
SPEAKER_06It hit him. His boss was like, Yeah, I think you might you might need to go home. So they get impatient because it's not kicking in.
SPEAKER_02And that stuff will last a couple days, huh?
SPEAKER_06It will.
SPEAKER_08And some people who like smoke they can't handle edibles. Like I can't I can smoke all day. I can't do edibles for the life of me because I'm like, I'm never gonna wake up ever again.
SPEAKER_02So have you done edibles before?
SPEAKER_08Yeah, yeah. It it's either hit or miss. It's either I don't eat enough or I don't feel anything, or I eat too much, and I'm like, no, I'm I want to go to sleep and I'm please don't wake up.
SPEAKER_06See, my repotence since it through our own, I would be like very giving with it. Since you know, I'm it's not costing me anything, just the seeds. So yeah, my stuff was really strong.
SPEAKER_08Because I've made canna butter before, but I uh I've heard of the oils and stuff. Can of butter? Can of butter? What's that? It's uh like truffle butter. It's kind of like the oil, but you it's truffle butter, booty juice.
SPEAKER_02Why would you say that?
SPEAKER_03She said can of butter.
SPEAKER_04I was just like, is that like truffle butter?
SPEAKER_03And you know what it is. When I Googled that, I was never heard that song.
SPEAKER_00Oh, we're gonna clean it up then. She said when I Googled it.
SPEAKER_04It just went right by her too. She was just like, yeah.
SPEAKER_08I'm glad I didn't.
SPEAKER_02All right, okay, Jess, go ahead. Tell us about the can of butter.
SPEAKER_08It's pretty much the same thing as the oil, but it's butter.
SPEAKER_06You're extracting the THC from the bud and you're putting it into the butter. So whatever you make. So say you butter your toast with it, you're gonna get the you know, the impact from that. So you can put the butter in whatever you're eating. Yep. And it yeah.
SPEAKER_05Man.
SPEAKER_06Stop it. Stop it. They have different forms. Like in DC, they had a lot of pop-ups. So I was trying to do something, you know, because so many people were coming out with edibles like to keep me making money. So I started doing wholesale. Right. So I started selling my stuff in large quantities to the people doing the pop-ups. So I learned so much to how to make tinctures, drinks, and oils, and you can rub it on yourself. You can make some good money doing all that too.
SPEAKER_04You put a drop on your tongue, you're we get fucked up with you, boy, for real. So that's almost like when I wouldn't even know what hit me, man. I'd be to put some lotion on it, your house and be all fucked up.
SPEAKER_02Be sitting up here dancing around like Terry Cruz.
SPEAKER_03Like, how do you end up in the chicken coop? She's like, don't use that lotion under the counter. Under the sink. Uh-uh. That's that special lotion.
SPEAKER_02That's crazy.
SPEAKER_00See, hey, we told them, we told y'all. We give grilled cheese a whole new meaning. Man.
SPEAKER_02Well, that is very, very interesting.
SPEAKER_00Yes, it is.
Relationships and Dating Expectations
SPEAKER_02Now, check this out. So I'm glad we got two ladies here. Because I want I want to ask a question. I was listening to uh, you know, my favorite podcast, Johnny's House, and they posed this question. It was talking about, you know, guys going to get mannies and patties, right? And you know how the women they sit up here and they, you know, how women go get their mannies and patties or they whatever, the nails and the hair and all that. So now, do y'all expect a man to provide those services for you?
SPEAKER_06No. No, like if it's my man and he wants to treat me to it, yes, but it's not like it's expected to be. Like it's a requirement. It's not a requirement.
SPEAKER_08Because it's something I want, it's not something I'm doing for you. Now, if I didn't get my nails done and you're like, you need to have your nails done if you're gonna be with me. No, and yeah, you're gonna pay for them. But if I want I want to do it. It's something that you do for yourself, right? Right, right. Like I'm not gonna pay for you to go get your hair done.
SPEAKER_00Shit, I'm gonna join y'all's coat. Unless you want to.
SPEAKER_02Hell yeah. Hey, we need to take y'all on a join y'all coat.
SPEAKER_00What coach y'all telling y'all?
SPEAKER_02Any question that you have, y'all better get it out because we have two lovely young ladies here that can answer the questions. Y'all know we've been talking for a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just been us guys.
SPEAKER_08They ask me stupid questions because there's no other women here. I get the stupid questions. What do we ask?
SPEAKER_02Stupid questions.
SPEAKER_04Anyway.
SPEAKER_02We might have, look, I might come up with one.
SPEAKER_04There's no such thing as a stupid question. That's right. They tell you that in school. They do. They ask me a blandish question.
SPEAKER_02So tell me this. If they put their finger in your and then that's where we are.
SPEAKER_06And for that question, you only can answer from your point of view, not every woman's point of view.
SPEAKER_02Right. Oh man. That is called the dirty woman. No.
SPEAKER_00That's not a dirty Sanchez.
SPEAKER_02That's a dirty fish hook, right? That's not a dirty Sanchez.
SPEAKER_06What is a dirty Sanchez? Let me get on my urban dictionary. Get on my urban dictionary.
SPEAKER_02What's a dirty Sanchez? I thought it was dirty fish hook. Okay, look. And then tell us what the dirty fish hook.
SPEAKER_00Nah, dirty Sanchez. After.
SPEAKER_02The dirty fish hook. Nah. And it's a dirty fish hook. That's not an issue. I mean, I heard I heard Isaac talk about it before.
SPEAKER_00It's kind of like a pearl necklace almost.
SPEAKER_08I have ideas and I don't want them to be right.
SPEAKER_02Let me just say your ideas. Put your ideas out there, Jess.
SPEAKER_04Hey, ask AI. Ask AI. What is AI tell you? AI overview. Ask Jem the video. What does Google tell you? Yeah. Hey Google, what is a dirty sanchez?
Urban Dictionary and NSFW Terminology
SPEAKER_06So, according to the Urban Dictionary, a preferred nickname or Oswalo Sanchez, goalkeeper for the Mexican. Okay. No. No, no. Sorry. That ain't. That is what a dirty Sanchez.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Oh, so shit. Oh my God.
SPEAKER_02He came there with the gangster. Oh, Jimmy. Hell yeah. Man, we're with another twin in there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, the twin twin.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03What up, bro?
SPEAKER_02Yo, you hey chatting. Yeah, hell. What happened?
SPEAKER_00I know y'all almost time.
SPEAKER_03I just came out of here.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we just started. We 22 minutes in. Yeah. Hey, we you missed out on drinks.
SPEAKER_04All right, so all right. No, man. Gonna make you a drink.
SPEAKER_02Queen, let us know what you're doing. So what's the dirty fish hook?
SPEAKER_06Dirty fish hook. Uh uh. Alright. You gotta Google it. This is um Urban Dictionary. This is the Urban Digg. Yeah, no, we're just in there. Yeah, I know you the dirty. The dirty fish hook. Dirty fish hook.
SPEAKER_02I thought that's a thing, right? Dirty fish hook?
SPEAKER_06I've never heard that. We're featuring the Urban Dish. Oh, nothing came up.
SPEAKER_02Oh, and they call it a dirty fish hook? No.
SPEAKER_06Oh, there's a stinky fish hook.
SPEAKER_02Oh, damn. What's the stinky fish hook?
SPEAKER_06A stinky fish hook. Then come up behind your girl, stick the dirty finger in her lip and pull like you have a fist. What's up with the ass?
SPEAKER_00Why are you believing that? I don't even think my phone even look at that. That's urban dictionary. That's the urban dictionary.
SPEAKER_02Oh, we love it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary. Urban Dictionary. Shout out to you. So how do you get one of those? You just Google it. He said my phone ain't that small. He's old.
SPEAKER_08You know what? I know. I had to teach you what do not disturb us to me.
SPEAKER_02Come on now. You ain't gotta put me out there.
SPEAKER_08Oh, sorry.
SPEAKER_02We talk about him right now.
SPEAKER_08Okay. Yeah, Joe, you're old. It's a better.
SPEAKER_07Oh, classic.
SPEAKER_02Classical. No, that is that that's hilarious, right there.
SPEAKER_00He said dirty fish.
SPEAKER_02No, I know we really ain't at the movie.
SPEAKER_00But but I'm gonna bring this up here.
SPEAKER_02What? Oh hell. Cancel time.
SPEAKER_00No, no, no, no, no. This is good. This is good. Taylor Swift. Somebody went to the hill. Uh-oh. Oh who? You said somebody. Somebody went to the hill. You?
SPEAKER_06What to the hill?
SPEAKER_00Oh, you went to the hill?
SPEAKER_06Oh, I'm DC. That's the I'm like, you've gone to the hill. Oh, I did.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you did you the hill?
SPEAKER_06I didn't make it up that second time. I was very winded, just going two steps up. It was it was very Oh, you ain't making it up twice? I made it up once. Uh-huh. She made it. I touched the dirt. That's what I'm talking about, Bill. How far? That's what I'm talking about. Good job.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it was it was just the second time she made it to the hill. Ain't no joke, huh? Yeah, they made it to the hill. You might go up to the hill.
SPEAKER_08Now you gotta get to the hill for real people. That's for a real good workout. That's a real good workout. I'm not gonna survive a zombie apocalypse because I cannot run for more than a little bit.
SPEAKER_06No, you're not gonna run up this. I try to run because you know, like usually when I for two minutes and then be out of breath. I can't run for two minutes. I can go upstairs. I think that's what makes it so steep.
SPEAKER_02And it and then it kind of levels out at a certain point.
SPEAKER_06I was out of breath.
SPEAKER_00But yeah, you got to like hard. No, but they don't understand uh how slow I am.
SPEAKER_08I can't do it in the heat. I can't do it in the heat. No, that's when you're gonna do it.
SPEAKER_00You don't understand how slow I am going to heal. Well, you beat me because that I was sl I'm slow going up there. Right. I'm glad these guys ain't here.
SPEAKER_06But you did a steady pace.
SPEAKER_08You you just steady paced up.
SPEAKER_00I can't compete with these.
SPEAKER_08Hey, Joe, been I will sit down, eat a sandwich. I'm good. Hey, Joe, he's gonna been boxing.
SPEAKER_02Hey, the candle. He's been doing his boxing classes.
SPEAKER_08Oh, yeah?
SPEAKER_02How's that? He's been working out.
SPEAKER_06Oh shoot.
SPEAKER_02How they how they going, Joe?
SPEAKER_06We'll see next summer, okay?
SPEAKER_02Sun's out, guns out. Hey man, I've been moving. We're getting ready for Panama. Oh, you see that shirt looking slim on?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. You see wrinkles in that shirt. You shouldn't see no wrinkles in that shirt.
unknownOh shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you got wrinkles in that shirt now. I was like, before that shit was super tight.
SPEAKER_02How have you uh do you weigh yourself or no? Yeah. How many palms down are you?
SPEAKER_00Uh I'm uh I don't know really. I'm at like 236. Oh shit, okay.
SPEAKER_02All right, man. You don't remember what you started at?
SPEAKER_00Looking good, man. It had to be about 248. Looking better. Looking better. You're looking better. All right, that's all that counts. I'm not really concerned about the weight, though. It's just the stamina. It'll come off. It'll come off. Well, if you play it. They do a lot of ad work that goes up. Stamina goes up more. Yeah. They do a lot of ad work. And then the thing about it is, I'm getting to the point where I can do them correctly. That's all that counts right there. Yeah, I don't do many. I just gotta do them correctly. Hey, we're gonna have to go over there with Joe and get a workout too.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, to the boxing class. Yeah, I know I did that one time. I was like, hey, man, I love this. We gotta do this for an hour. I love my boxing class.
SPEAKER_08If I could afford it, I would do it.
SPEAKER_06I did like the free trial at the because they had a boxing UFC thing, man. It was work. That's when I was in shape. Dude, if I could afford it, I would be in the shape. But you mean you're really shit in that? No, I used to run three miles every other day. Okay. So I got injured, and then I just start eating. I'd be eating everything. Eating food. That's detail. What's your favorite food?
SPEAKER_04Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_06Man, that's because I'm Nigerian, so like I love a lot of Nigerian food. And of course, I'm here. You got filiberto's. It's things. Once a year. New years.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm just making sure. I just want to know. You know, the New Year's.
SPEAKER_06Oh, yeah, I'll make some.
SPEAKER_04Oh, you make chillins? With that special ingredient. Hey, don't put that special ingredient. No, don't put no special ingredients in this man.
SPEAKER_06Because you know, I have a lot of government friends, so I don't I'd let everybody know this has something, and I'm not trying to get anyone fired.
SPEAKER_00Weed chitlins, yeah, man. I'll be hilarious.
SPEAKER_03I was gonna be over there like this, clicking on the screen.
SPEAKER_06My teacher, my teacher.
SPEAKER_02I'm an FBI agent.
SPEAKER_06My teacher, yeah. See, I wouldn't want to get you fired. Oh, you want on everything, please make me greens. Greens? Yes. So I'll give you the tink. Wait, have you you want the greens made?
SPEAKER_08I don't care. I just want them made. I haven't, because I nobody I can. I'm all around white people all the time. They don't have my greens. You eat pork. And I suck at making greens. You eat pork?
SPEAKER_06So ham hocks in it or smoked turkey. What about the glory greens? What about the glory greens in the can? You can't make them either. No. Man.
SPEAKER_07I'm talking about. I'm like, no. What is that? What is this y'all saying? You're saying this can.
SPEAKER_00I'm like, because I can't make them. Hey, do they?
SPEAKER_06I got you.
SPEAKER_00Do that again.
SPEAKER_06You know, my dad's Nigerian, so sometimes I could turn it on a little bit. She came out of here. What is this y'all saying?
SPEAKER_02You want some camp food, huh? What is this? Well, I'll tell you what, the nobody's talking podcast has been turned up a notch. It's normally a sausage factory in here. But now we done softened it up a little bit. That's right.
SPEAKER_00About time.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, about time.
SPEAKER_00Thank y'all. I know, I know, I know. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you for the time. I shouldn't have said that, but both of y'all. I'm telling you, man, it's hard for me to see right now. Oh man. You alright, Joe? I told y'all cocky.
SPEAKER_04No, it isn't.
SPEAKER_02See, y'all know we like to just keep it audio. LAQ. We like theater of the mind. So y'all just imagine two beautiful young ladies that's in our presence, and then you got us. Well, Joe looking like a thug. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09The fellas.
SPEAKER_00And Joe was looking both directions. Yeah, at the same time. Like an iguana.
SPEAKER_02Alright, look. Chameleon, where it is. Chameleon. Let me tell y'all about uh I want to go see y'all know y'all heard the movie Him, right? No.
SPEAKER_06I haven't seen it.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, that's one with uh It was weird.
SPEAKER_00Uh the fucking Marlon Wade. Did you see it?
SPEAKER_06Oh seen the preview for it. It's weird. Is it like a regular, was it key or pill? Is it like get out and all those? Yeah. It's on that line.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's on that line right there.
SPEAKER_00I liked it. But it was, it's probably gonna make money and got bad reviews.
SPEAKER_06Well, you know, you gotta watch his movies like four or five times to get it.
SPEAKER_00It was weird. He ain't lying. That big ass motherfucking uh uh what was that thing? I know a big ass jellyfish got me.
SPEAKER_02Wait, the jellyfish on what? Um Key and Peel one. No, I'm saying he did the uh well not uh not us, but uh not us, no what was the other one called? Get out get out the third one, it was the later with the spaceships or whatever, right?
SPEAKER_06Oh, the one with um old boy from Black Panther and Kiki Palmer.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah with Kiki Palmer, yeah.
SPEAKER_00It was an I oh the I was I was like what was that?
SPEAKER_06I haven't seen it in a while. I haven't seen it in a while. Anyway, it was it was weird like his other I think the only clear one for me was to get out of the other ones I had to watch like.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, get the keys, Rose. Rose, get the keys.
SPEAKER_02Manys, Rose! And then this whole time, yeah, I was like, man, Rose is dirty. Yeah, she was.
SPEAKER_08I still haven't seen that. You ain't seen that one?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you need to see that.
SPEAKER_08I still haven't seen that. You ain't seen get out? Uh-uh.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that was. Well, a lot of people that are non-colored, they were offended. They said it makes us look bad and put us in a bad light. I was like, wow. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Oh, for all the white people said that? Yes. Yeah, look, I want you to know.
SPEAKER_08But a lot of people said that after Sinners, too. Yeah, they did. Oh, really? You saw Sinners, though. I love Sinners. I watched it two times.
SPEAKER_00Oh, no, they was fine with Sinners. You like Sinners and then you like Michael B. Jordan. Yeah, right. The end was fucked them up. That's it.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but they said get out, put them in a boat. You were already in the bad light. What you said?
SPEAKER_00That is true. And when the end came around, so now like I said, I'm less.
SPEAKER_02Did you did you go see it for Michael B or you really like the movie?
SPEAKER_08Sinners? Yeah. I love the music. The music is why I watched it. The music is why I was like, that's why I watched it twice. I listened to the soundtrack by itself.
SPEAKER_06I watched it for Michael B. and for just to see, you know. Michael B. I can't, I can't lie. Yes. I was like, it's twins? It's two of them?
SPEAKER_08Oh, yes. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Michael B.
SPEAKER_08And vampire. Oh, it's called it's called No. No, no? No. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's called No. Were they in like California and like on the space shape?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_08Yes.
SPEAKER_04Man, you were saying jellyfish.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I don't remember no jellyfish.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I know what you're talking about. You're talking about the space shape.
SPEAKER_06UFO.
SPEAKER_02God damn it.
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SPEAKER_08They're the same shape. It's okay. They're on the same shape. So I guess so.
SPEAKER_02Jordan Peel, he did uh he did do uh him. Yeah. Oh yeah. It was it was right along them lines. Okay. Okay. It was right along them lines, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Okay, he tried not to be a spoiler. Because you know you got to wear the cap. Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_02No, I won't, I won't do that.
SPEAKER_00He won't. I I will, but he knows. Man, I was so mad.
SPEAKER_06I was watching Game of Thrones because I had watched it like, you know, after everyone somebody just ruined the end for me. I was so mad. See, that's it. Yeah, that was messed up.
SPEAKER_02Hey, I did hear this though. I love Game of Thrones. Who watched Game of Thrones? Everybody. I'm a watching.
SPEAKER_00I can't finish.
SPEAKER_02I've never watched it. I'm a Game of Thrones.
SPEAKER_06Where do you stop? Because it took me like two months to get through the first episode. After that, I was in it.
SPEAKER_08I stopped, I want to say, like, the beginning of the second season. It's just like every episode you have to pay attention or you're missing something. There's something crazy happening every single episode.
SPEAKER_06But it didn't get you glued, like you're like, oh, I gotta see it. Because I'm telling you, I'm so happy I watched it after the fact because on a weekend I was binging. I was like, yes, the next one.
SPEAKER_08I've also I've also done that with shows where I'll start watching it like two or three times, and then the fourth time I start watching it, I'm like, what was I thinking? Why didn't I finish it? So I probably will get back into it. But that's how I watched that one.
SPEAKER_00That's like the best show ever out there.
SPEAKER_06I didn't really like do any edibles or anything. I kind of was alert when I watched that one. Yeah, you want to be alert for that one.
SPEAKER_04I just watched that show just so I could see Khaleesi naked. Once I saw her naked, I was hooked.
SPEAKER_03What is wrong with y'all?
SPEAKER_04It wasn't her body. It wasn't her body? I don't care who body it was, but I was like, yo, I gotta watch this show. This is it. Let me show her to see her naked. Wait a minute.
SPEAKER_00We just had a conversation about spoiling shit.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_08That's not spoiling. No, that's not a spoiling thing, because it's a big thing. No, she's a body double.
SPEAKER_00It's a body double.
SPEAKER_01No people.
SPEAKER_09It's a body double experience for him.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, people use body doubles all the time. That's why we didn't see her naked no more after season three.
SPEAKER_08And even if you see them naked half the time, it's a prosthetic. Especially with Ben.
SPEAKER_04That you go.
SPEAKER_08Right. It's prosthetic. I ain't wearing no prosthetic.
SPEAKER_04I'm walking around book, a booty naked.
SPEAKER_00I don't want to see no win's a prosthetic. I don't want to see no penis anyway.
SPEAKER_08Well, I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_00Don't ever watch all the queen's men. Oh no. Uh oh. Oh no. I had enough of that shit when I watched motherfucking 28 years. Oh, 28 years later. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_08I want to see that.
SPEAKER_00That's not a hard day.
SPEAKER_07That's a hard one to watch.
SPEAKER_00I like 28 days and 28 days. I did not know what's his name was in the book. Oh, you're talking about 28 years. I thought you were talking about it. Um, what's his name is in it? Craven? Oh, that was hard to win. Not Craven.
SPEAKER_08Um it's the guy who plays Kraven. It's Aaron.
SPEAKER_00No, it's the Aquaman dude.
SPEAKER_08The new 28 man? 28 years? No. That's not a good one. 28 years later. The new 28 years later.
SPEAKER_06That is him.
SPEAKER_08No, it's not. It's not Jason Momoa.
SPEAKER_06He's not.
SPEAKER_08He's not in the later.
SPEAKER_06Jason Momoa is not in that 28 days. He ain't in 28 years old.
SPEAKER_0820 Man is Jason Momoa.
SPEAKER_0628 years later. He's not in any of the 28. 28 days, 28. He's not in any of the days. Whatever he's in.
SPEAKER_0528. I know what I saw. No, that's not him.
SPEAKER_08It's um it's Aaron Taylor Johnson. No, that's Craven. I know Jason Momose. Yeah, that's Craven.
SPEAKER_00I'll show you who you're thinking about. Who he's supposed to be in there?
SPEAKER_08He's the main person.
SPEAKER_02I was playing. Which one? That's what he said.
SPEAKER_06Oh, 28 years later.
SPEAKER_02That was kind of weird.
SPEAKER_08You're thinking of the first two.
SPEAKER_06The first two were really good.
SPEAKER_08You're thinking of him. He's not in that. Yeah, that's Jason Mimose. That's Aquaman. Yeah, that's Aquaman.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah, he was he was drinking. I was watching. Yo, I go to the movies every 28 years. I watched 28 days, 28 weeks, 28 years later, 28 months, whatever.
SPEAKER_08That's the main character.
SPEAKER_02I saw that at the movies. Nigga, I sat right here on the mic and said it. I go every week.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we did watch them.
SPEAKER_06So him is weird, and then you said you seen she?
SPEAKER_02Uh him and uh hey wait. I wait, she just said something about she did just say something. Have y'all ever seen that movie her?
SPEAKER_06It sounds familiar. The movie or the show?
SPEAKER_02With Joaquin Phoenix. No, no, no. It's a movie called Her when he falls in love with the computer.
SPEAKER_06Yes, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_02I need to rewatch that. That's crazy. Because it was years ago.
SPEAKER_06Yes.
SPEAKER_02It might have been over 10 years ago.
SPEAKER_06He fell in love with his AI.
SPEAKER_02Now that stuff is becoming real.
SPEAKER_06Man, because my AI, my um AI, my chat GTP, her voice sounds so I didn't fall in love with it, but you just asked so many questions. She's better than my therapist.
SPEAKER_04Wow.
SPEAKER_06I never used it. I need that. She's better than my therapist. I pay for it. What you gonna do? What you gonna do?
SPEAKER_02With an AI robot.
SPEAKER_06Clean my house. Um I want like I want I'm getting into AI. I want to build a robot where you can like program recipes into it, and then it can go in the kitchen and execute it. Oh man, that would just be so awesome. You're talking about the jets. No, I'm just saying. Rosie. You're talking about Rosie, right? Man, but they have that cleaning houses, doing like mediocre tasks on computers. Those AIs, I wish I had 10,000. I would have one.
SPEAKER_02It came out in 2013.
SPEAKER_06I'm gonna be nice to the robots, though. I'm gonna be nice so they don't turn on.
SPEAKER_02What you gonna do to the robot?
SPEAKER_06Leave them the hell alone. Oh man, I want to. I do real person.
SPEAKER_04I'm fucking them. That's what I'm doing. I'm not doing that. You already know. You know they have some. You know they have sex bots.
SPEAKER_09They have sex bots.
SPEAKER_06But those, I'm kind of scared of the sex bots because they remember your likes, they remember your fears, they remember. So they know your weaknesses. Right. I want to know who's collecting that information, but they remember stuff. Those sex bots are very expensive. Those sex bots, those are those are scary.
SPEAKER_08I'm gonna live my life like normal.
SPEAKER_04I don't need no sex bot time. I don't need no sex bot time me up. I just need to clean my own house.
SPEAKER_06Because then they can like help my daughter with homework.
SPEAKER_02Hey, there you go.
SPEAKER_06They can go clean the pool.
SPEAKER_02There you go. Hopefully, give me some stuff. Clean my pipes. We good. They can do all that. Yeah, they can do that.
SPEAKER_08Start tips and everything. Yes, sir. There's one at there's one at the QT next to my house, and like it'll like it's clean, it cleaned the house. And it comes up and has like a little face on it. It's like, excuse me. I'm like, I'm making a drink.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_08And it just sits there and goes, excuse me.
SPEAKER_02They do have a yup. Absolutely. Absolutely do.
SPEAKER_06You make your order and then it'll come bring you your food out. Yeah. They have them in the hospitals, moving patients.
SPEAKER_02They got them on college campuses. That's what's up. Like when you order food, it'll come bring it to you. And then it'll bring it to your dorm.
SPEAKER_08I just saw a video of a DoorDash one, like there was a fire truck waiting at like trying to get past it, the light, and it kept like going and stopping, going and stopping in front of this fire truck. I was like, oh my God.
SPEAKER_02See, this is what the world, the world is truly turning into the Jetsons.
SPEAKER_08It is.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_02I thought about that. I was like, oh. See? And what year was the Jetsons? We haven't we haven't got to it yet, have it?
SPEAKER_06That was what? That was what?
SPEAKER_02I don't know, man. I thought it was 2015. No, I'm saying, but what year did they say?
SPEAKER_06It was like 2015. Oh, that was supposed to be now, 2025. 2020. I was like, it's not the Jetsons. Cars aren't flying. Right. They actually are. You just have to be a pilot to get the flying cars.
SPEAKER_08I have seen those. Those have been around for a little while, too, though.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we got the iRobot. Yeah, but in Dubai, they had the flying models.
SPEAKER_06The iRobot's gonna be legit. I I watch, I'm so into AI. I watched it. And they said 2020. They're playing soccer. 2062. 2062.
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SPEAKER_022062. That's when the Jetsons go took place. Yeah, it says the Jetson family lived in uh the fictional year of 2062. Oh, okay. I have plenty of time. Yeah, they still got time. It says the show premiered in 1962. Projected its futuristic uh setting 100 years into the future.
SPEAKER_08Oh, wow, okay. I can't even wrap wrap my mind around project. I don't understand all this robot stuff.
SPEAKER_06Like how do you even do that? That's what I'm learning. Because it's so amazing how you do it. It's so amazing.
SPEAKER_04It is programmed.
SPEAKER_06It's a lot of programming.
SPEAKER_08I just don't understand. Like, that's crazy to me. Like the air. I don't understand the airdrop. People don't think about that because it's like, oh well, it's just normal. But it's not normal. Like, that's weird. So you can sit in the case.
SPEAKER_02And airdrop somebody a picture.
SPEAKER_06Somebody airdropped me their phone number. I was in a group of people, and I just get like this airdrop thing. I didn't even know it was on. Yep, he gave me his phone number and was like, hit me up later. I was like, who is just asking me? Which one of you?
SPEAKER_02Did you y'all hear about the guy that uh airdropped his ding-dong to the people on the airplane? Yeah.
SPEAKER_06On purpose?
SPEAKER_02No, he did it on purpose. So whoever, whoever had the airdrop open, I got a picture of this dude's dingling.
SPEAKER_00No, I would be like, but but no, but uh, if I'm not mistaken, everybody on the plane got it almost. Like almost everybody on the plane. I don't like who the pilot came over the air, the pilot even got it. Yeah, because he and he came over to think.
SPEAKER_07Why are you checking your phone?
SPEAKER_08I will turn this plane around right now. Who didn't?
SPEAKER_02I don't know if they I'm pretty sure they probably figured out who did it. This dude had to be Caucasian.
SPEAKER_04I'm just saying. That sounds like a Caucasian thing to do.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's hilarious. But when he when he airdropped that shit, the pilot and shit came on and uh said some shit about it.
SPEAKER_06I just I just remember was he funny about it or was he strict about it?
SPEAKER_00He was talking about turning the plane around and it's his job.
SPEAKER_07It's his job.
SPEAKER_00He was talking about turning the plane around, everybody has it.
SPEAKER_02Let me tell everybody. That's true.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, it's funny. I'm just making a joke. It's funny till your 13-year-old with the phone gets a picture of that shit.
SPEAKER_04Well, that's their fault. She shouldn't have a phone. Well, first of all, and you gotta have these, they shouldn't have airdrop turned on.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, airdrop should be turned off. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04The rental control should be turned on.
SPEAKER_06I thought you can't have your air.
SPEAKER_02No, you can you can you can have airdrop for you just get you can have airdrop for whatever. Or you can like mine is just contacts only.
SPEAKER_07So it's still you're like mine's on for whatever airplane mode.
SPEAKER_02I think you could still but you can pay for and I don't even know if they were actually uh Yeah, oh yeah, because you can't do yeah, you can't do Wi-Fi. Yeah, you can.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you have to pay for it. You have to pay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So whoever had whoever had a uh Wi-Fi or whatever on, they got them a nice one.
SPEAKER_00Happy Thanksgiving. But on the on the on the planes, they do have the plane wi fi too.
SPEAKER_06See, I'm a comedian, so I would have had some. I'm not a real comedian, just you know, I think stuff is fun to me. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I would have been funny today with it too, but so I thought that I think that's pretty funny.
unknownIt is pretty funny.
SPEAKER_02I was like, when I heard it got out of like, man, who sent a picture of my dick?
SPEAKER_03It would have been a white dick, they be like, that ain't you. I was like, that ain't me. Man, that look like my dick.
SPEAKER_08Oh man. It's my bad, y'all. It was an accident.
SPEAKER_00Then you just send then you just send one back, like, fuck it.
SPEAKER_08Starts eardropping off.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and then everybody, hey, hey, hey.
SPEAKER_08This is show and tell.
SPEAKER_06Have you ever been trying to send someone kind of like a rated X picture and you accidentally post it to social media?
SPEAKER_08No, I would freak out.
SPEAKER_06No, I haven't done it.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you did that?
SPEAKER_06I was like, so I had made that month with the um, you know, the cross one. Yes. I was in the middle, and so I'm just like on my phone. I don't know why, because I was between Facebook and there, but the mine, I'm like thinking I sent it, and then he's like, I didn't get it, I didn't get it. Then I'm like, oh. Everybody else got it. It was like yeah, it was on Facebook, but it was like how long did you have on Facebook for? Like, probably like two minutes. Oh two minutes. And it was it was pretty late at night. It was long enough. It was during it was pretty late at night, and it was during COVID. So I was like, probably a few people. I hope they didn't screenshot.
SPEAKER_09Hell yeah. Wow.
SPEAKER_08I'm sorry, mom. Oh my god, let me get it off. That's why I don't post. I don't post the social media because that's what happened to me. I'm like, oh, it's scared, like I posted something I didn't mean to.
SPEAKER_06Man, I don't know how I got confused. I think it was just the J was I'm telling, you know, the cross.
SPEAKER_08Yes, I know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_06I was in the middle. Oh, where it all meets. So I was like, yeah. You know, it's COVID. It's COVID. I'm working from home. I don't I don't have to get up tomorrow.
SPEAKER_00Man, I know COVID was like nothing.
SPEAKER_06COVID was crazy.
SPEAKER_00Oh no, actually it was like when it first came out, I ended up catching it. But I didn't get sick. I couldn't leave the house. I never got it. So people used to just I got it at the end. I've been struggling. So these people used to bring, they used to bring food and juice on the doorstep, ring the doorbell, and leave.
SPEAKER_06I caught it at the end, but I was my most healthiest self at COVID because I didn't have to get up to go to work, so I could just get up, jog, come home, do yoga, meditate. I was like at my ultimate supreme. I was lazy as hell. I lazy and did nothing. Absolutely nothing during the pandemic. Absolutely nothing. But I did watch the Ozarks. Oh, the teacher that cooks in the meth, the meth, and the breaking bad. I watched both of those. Those are cookies.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you so you said you did see Ozark? Yes. Ain't Ozark good?
SPEAKER_06I was like, why haven't I ever watched this?
SPEAKER_02Listen, I'm telling you this.
SPEAKER_06I haven't watched that one yet.
SPEAKER_02Whoever hasn't, see, so her? You need to watch it. I'm jealous of.
SPEAKER_06And then you can do the you can do that while you're watching it too. Oh. Yep. Listen. Yes.
SPEAKER_02Anyone that hasn't watched Ozark, I'm jealous. Just because they get that.
SPEAKER_08That newness.
SPEAKER_06That newness of the thing. I have movies like that where I wish I could watch it for the first time.
SPEAKER_08She just. Especially ones with the twist at the end. I'm like, oh, I wish I could watch that for the first time. Wait, which one? Any movies with like the twist at the end. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06I wish I could see That's My Boy again for the first time. I want to watch that.
SPEAKER_08It's on my list. Please watch it with Adam Sandler. It is the most hilarious.
SPEAKER_06They have a second one too.
SPEAKER_08That's also on my first. So they have That's My Boy 2? They have a second one. It's on my list.
SPEAKER_06I'm pretty sure they have a second one. I don't think they have. I would have seen that, but That's My Boy.
SPEAKER_02They got happy, you talking about Happy Gilmore? Happy Gilmore, too. They got Happy Gilmore too. And That's My Boy is.
SPEAKER_06That is hilarious.
SPEAKER_02I love, I love Adam Sandler.
SPEAKER_06That's my boy.
SPEAKER_00I've seen some of it.
SPEAKER_06Oh no, they have to do it.
SPEAKER_02I don't know if Joe would like Adam. I do like that.
SPEAKER_06It's funny.
SPEAKER_02You like laughing, Joe?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02I don't know if you really like laughing.
SPEAKER_08I just added it to my list like two days ago.
SPEAKER_06I'm not sure. No other way to watch it but that. Yeah. You're gonna love it. Okay, yes. Like, did you see part two?
SPEAKER_02I mean, obviously, I've seen it. I mean, the first one is better, but I still get more team.
SPEAKER_00He can't do anything to chop the water boy anyway.
SPEAKER_08I love the water boy. I don't know, and I'm still shit.
SPEAKER_04He's funny.
SPEAKER_08He is.
SPEAKER_04Bobby Boo shit.
SPEAKER_00What's gonna chop the water boy in my mom?
SPEAKER_08If I get a name, I'm gonna do gallery. I'm gonna do goblets. Whatever the hell. What about and then that one got the whole movie?
SPEAKER_02Hey, what hey, what about uh just go with it? Oh, the the uh with him and Jennifer Anderson? That was a good movie. Yeah. It was a good family movie. Yeah, yeah. The kids just mad. Murder mystery is good too. Murder mystery is good.
SPEAKER_05Yes, yeah. He makes some good movies.
SPEAKER_02Man, I love Adam Sandler.
SPEAKER_05I like his movies.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that Adam Sandler. Oh, uh, I like Ben Stiller. Oh, I like Ben Siller too. Like something about Mary, something about Mary.
SPEAKER_06I really like the one.
SPEAKER_00Oh, you like Little Nikki?
SPEAKER_06Oh, something about Mary.
SPEAKER_02That was that was hilarious. That was definitely.
SPEAKER_00And then uh, what's the one with the Falkers?
SPEAKER_02Uh oh, Zoolander? Zoolander.
SPEAKER_08Oh, I love Zoolander. What was it, the 42-year-old? Zoolander's not Adam Sandler, though.
SPEAKER_02Oh, no, you mean 40-year-old version?
SPEAKER_06It was these, it was one of those movies that was making fun of the 40-year-old version that was super bad that for couldn't forget Sarah Marshall. It was like all of the last movies. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was that was a funny one. That was a funny one. It was a dumb one, but it was funny.
SPEAKER_00Like the scary movies.
SPEAKER_02Hey, you know they're coming out with another one.
SPEAKER_06Another scary movie, but I don't know because after the Wayne's left, it kind of got a little bit.
SPEAKER_02No, I think they're in it. He's coming back. I think.
SPEAKER_06Because you know, after I watched The Haunted House with him, Haunted House 1 and 2.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06I saw the crazy Annabelle, I don't even care.
SPEAKER_07The Annabelle scene, yo.
SPEAKER_02Hey, listen. Remember when she got ready? Like the next night?
SPEAKER_06Which one?
Travel Stories and Arizona Living
SPEAKER_02On Haunted House. The first one? Your first one. Oh, yes. Remember the next night she was already like, yeah. She got already like.
SPEAKER_07That was hilarious.
SPEAKER_02You said I can't sell a house in this market.
SPEAKER_07Because he did exactly what we're gonna do. We're gonna be out. He was like, it's a ghost. He was out. Then he was like, man, I can't even sell it.
SPEAKER_00I like when he he called it, he called his boy over his cousin or whatever. Oh yeah. Hey, and all the fucking furniture on the ceiling. Hey.
SPEAKER_02AFion Crockett is hilarious. Hey, okay, well, what about uh any of y'all y'all saw you people? You people Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy and um Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_06Lauren London. And um, what's his name? Yep, Jonah. Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill. Yep, I seen it. I like the music. I like the music. They had some good music.
SPEAKER_02Okay, what about um Jonah Hill? Did you watch Black Black AF?
SPEAKER_06Oh, you know I seen that.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god.
SPEAKER_06Have you seen the blackening?
SPEAKER_08That one's funny. Yes.
SPEAKER_02Oh, the blackening.
SPEAKER_06They did what we're gonna do for real.
SPEAKER_02I like when they do what we're really gonna do. The blackening. That one's so very easy. Oh, that one's so really funny. Dog, that end got me. I was like, oh, oh yeah, that, yeah, the blackening is. That's funny. I'm telling you, since we're talking about all this, who does who do haunted houses? Anybody do haunted houses? Y'all know how to do it.
SPEAKER_06They have the best ones. They have the best, I will go with you. They had the best ones in the East Coast because they have deserted prisons. We turned they turned deserted prisons into haunted houses. So you want to go out there. Those prison deserted prisons turned into, yeah, and that jump was long and big. See, that's what I was saying.
SPEAKER_02Did y'all hear what she just said? That is a horror idea. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_06Horrible. That's what she said.
SPEAKER_08Because, okay. Don't hate me. I spent money on the 13th floor last Halloween.
SPEAKER_06What is that?
SPEAKER_08That was so boring. It's uh it was really popular for a while.
SPEAKER_02No, it's super, super popular. It's right right down the street.
SPEAKER_08It's really not good. It's like going to the fair and going through the line. That's literally what it was. The corn mage is like. I want to go to a good one that actually scares me.
SPEAKER_06Do they have good ones? See, we had haunted battlefields out there. I need someone to chase me. Yeah. Oh, they will care.
SPEAKER_08Do it.
SPEAKER_07I need to be scared.
SPEAKER_08I want you to scare me.
SPEAKER_05That's that's what that's hundreds of. That's white people.
SPEAKER_06Joe, I'm white. No, I'm not white, but I like being scared. Like I love watching scary movies. No, I love scary movies. I like being scared. I don't want them to scare me. I was scared when he came out with that chain song. The other guy, yeah. He grabs you, and then you're trying to get your friend out the side.
SPEAKER_04I don't want none of that. Nobody touch me. Hey, don't nobody touch me. We cool.
SPEAKER_06I understand. We cool.
SPEAKER_04As long as you don't touch me, we good. Once you touch me, all bets are off. I'm fucking somebody up.
SPEAKER_06So the females, you know, we have three.
SPEAKER_04I'm just saying. No, that's shit's creepy.
SPEAKER_02And you know they uh they got the one where if you make it all the way through, you get your money back. Yeah, but those ones they can pull your teeth. Pull of pitfalls and shit, and it's dark.
SPEAKER_08There's the uh the one he's talking about. Oh, no, no. It used to be one.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, that's extreme.
SPEAKER_08You sign a waiver and they can do the most extreme.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, no, I'm not doing white people when you're not.
SPEAKER_08No, but they have a huge like cash prize at the end. So of course they don't want anybody.
SPEAKER_04Now I need ditches to that. I don't want to talk about use the whole thing on district.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, now now they do they do have the uh just you know, the regular one where it's trapdoors or it's dark as shit, and so you don't know where they at.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and you won't.
SPEAKER_02They pop out, and then you might turn and and now next thing you know, you end up on the exit, so then you're automatically out.
SPEAKER_06Oh wow. Do they have escape rooms out here? Yes. Oh, yeah, they have to do that. I want to go to one. I love doing it.
SPEAKER_08Nobody will go to one of those with me either. My friends are scary. Hold on, man. Hold on. No scary cats.
SPEAKER_06You tell your dad. Yeah, you need some friends that's yeah, let's go. Friends that's gonna be there.
SPEAKER_02I'll go to an escape room. You ever been to one of the rooms where you can break stuff?
SPEAKER_06Yes. I want to go to one of those rooms I heard those is nice. They do, you gotta get all guarded up, goggles and stuff, man. Because I just was having a bad day. I was in there breaking. But you got the paper item you break.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, that's the main team. You'd be like, damn, that's 200.
SPEAKER_08I'd be like, ah, I'm just gonna go to their house and break their bat and beat that cabinet.
SPEAKER_06I was reported. I was like, all right, after I beat that cabinet, I was like, all right, two more glasses. So how much money you had to pay? Um, I think ours came up to like all the stuff I broke, just came up to$75. That's not sad. Yeah, it wasn't that good. Oh no, that's cool. Like, yeah, just to hold a lot of shit. Because I had like a cabinet, and then there were some dishes. They had a couple of things. Yeah, that's not bad.
SPEAKER_08I'm like, give me a microwave. Break it too.
SPEAKER_00Damn.
SPEAKER_06Rage rooms. They're called rage rooms. Those are cool.
SPEAKER_00I'm just got one right over here on 3015 union here.
SPEAKER_06It's just like when you have the frustration, it's just you can get just get it out.
SPEAKER_00No, I deprogrammed after 24 hours. I want to go paint them out. Sometimes less than that.
SPEAKER_06Oh, those hurt.
SPEAKER_07They do hurt, but they're fun.
SPEAKER_02I heard people be sitting up there putting them in the freezer.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I just watch every I'm usually sitting in the thing watching.
SPEAKER_08That's why I'm gonna do all the stuff. You can't where they where you don't bring your own ammo. The ones where you go and they give you the stuff. That's the ones I like. Because I'm not trying to do all that. Right.
SPEAKER_06The ones I went, they had like a lounge and there was a big window there, so you can like see your friends. I'm like, ah, look at that, look at it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I go watch. I'm cool with that though. Right. I don't need to play war games.
SPEAKER_08Laser tag is fun too.
SPEAKER_06Laser tag is laser tag is really fun.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_06I didn't like going out there because it was right by the military base, the Marines. So I'm the only one that's getting hit. I didn't see nobody the whole three years. Everybody was up to the screen. Like, oh, they professional. I'm just running around.
SPEAKER_07I didn't see no one. I didn't shoot no one. All I know is my vest is like at least they trained y'all well. What the hell was y'all laughing? I didn't see nobody the whole time. It was a little scary because I'm like, I don't see anyone.
SPEAKER_00No, that's nuts.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I was right by between Chronicle and Fort Belvoir. So both of them army Marines. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I wasn't quanticole ain't the FBI?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06The FBI Academy is there.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I watched Silence of the Lambs. Or fiber beans and a nice canteen.
SPEAKER_00That shit that fucking was crazy.
SPEAKER_02Buffalo Bill.
SPEAKER_05That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02The craziest. Okay, I got I got a question for y'all. I just came up with this one. You have to you have to date uh a serial killer. Which who you picking?
SPEAKER_06Um I don't mind. Um I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Who you gonna pick?
SPEAKER_08Jeffrey Dahmer. He only likes men.
SPEAKER_06He didn't kill some women in the beginning. Yes, hitchhikers.
SPEAKER_08But I'm dating him. I'm his alibi.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_08I'm good. I'm not his go-to.
SPEAKER_00The thing is though, he's still like fingers and toes and shit.
SPEAKER_06I don't know now.
SPEAKER_02And you got 10.
SPEAKER_06You got 10 and a nipple. I'll keep him fed.
SPEAKER_02She'd be like, I got nine left.
SPEAKER_08You keep him fed, you're okay. Or the men, too.
SPEAKER_06Oh, who with the cereal killer? I'm not into cereal.
SPEAKER_08Or the zodiac killer, because nobody knows who he is, so I wouldn't know either. I just know I'm not.
SPEAKER_06DC Sniper, he left his wife, he didn't kill her, he left the kids in the show. He didn't kill her. That wasn't his son. That was a boy he met in another country. I feel like he was grooming to do that. I feel like they should re-look at that boy's because he was like 16 and he was easily impressionable. So I really think they should re- And they're in prison the rest of their life, huh? The DC sniper is dead now, but the boy's still alive.
SPEAKER_02Oh, did the DC went okay?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but the boy is still alive, the young boy that's still alive, yeah, for the rest of his life.
SPEAKER_08They should really look into stuff like that. You're not mentally right. You're not delayed.
SPEAKER_06You're mentally at that age. So I really think they should review it.
SPEAKER_00His yeah, all I know is I was in the bar talking shit.
SPEAKER_06That's before I moved to DC.
SPEAKER_00I was like, man, they showed that motherfucking picture, but I was like, oh, you got to be.
SPEAKER_06I was like, no way. It was us. It was talking shit.
SPEAKER_00I felt like them people in Utah.
SPEAKER_06I'm like, shit. But you know back then DC even the chocolate city back then.
SPEAKER_00I said, man, you know.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, yeah. You know how to share now, huh?
SPEAKER_06Man, my homeboy was like watching five years, white people gonna be walking their dogs. I was like, never.
SPEAKER_02And it happened. It happened. That's how it is.
SPEAKER_06When I first seen it, I was like, it's white people walking their dogs. Going around like Cleveland, Detroit. It used to be Chocolate City and it was hood. Right. DC was hood. Yeah, I don't I don't know nothing about anything that's out of Arizona. One particular part of Southeast. Southeast. South Southeast. But yeah, they got one.
SPEAKER_02I know y'all got all them damn letter G and A and all them shit. I get lost. I'm like, where am I at?
SPEAKER_06Driving in DC is a hassle because you'll be going down one street, it'll turn to something else. Like I thought I was on Massachusetts Avenue. It's a whole different thing. I heard Arizona is one of the easiest places to very much. It's square. It's a grid. Because there's no water. There's no water. So in Maryland and DC, we have to go all on this one bridge. There's this one bridge to get you from Maryland to Virginia. To get to DC, there's one bridge. So that's why it's so much traffic because it's only one bridge. There's no go-around bridge.
SPEAKER_08The only thing that sucks about Arizona is it rains one time and nobody knows how to drive. It's a melting pot. So people from everywhere are in Arizona driving. And then you got people from California going 90. Yeah, people from Texas going 35.
SPEAKER_06That's how I felt about DMV. That's ridiculous. Because we have the thing, because you know, there's North Carolina here, there's Virginia, Maryland, DC, you have New York is five hours away, Jersey's four hours away, Pennsylvania's three hours. And them people drive crazy. You hear me?
SPEAKER_00Arizona. Arizona, they come out.
SPEAKER_06They be, yeah. I mean, yes, I will say I've never been bit by. It's mosquito season right now, and they're eating a big thing.
SPEAKER_04I was getting bit like crazy on J.
SPEAKER_07They're eating me a lot. I haven't got bit this year.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's unfortunate. They like that vanilla. They like that vanilla. I hate them. I hate them. They can all die.
SPEAKER_06In Virginia, I was their favorite flavor because every day I'm like, what is this? Lemon pledge friendship.
SPEAKER_00That's fine. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's what I like about Arizona. Ain't no bug. Bugs don't bite that much. As soon as you load it up with some Vaseline, them bugs stay off you.
SPEAKER_04They be like, ew, grease.
SPEAKER_06Y'all had a tarantula warning, though. A tarantula warning. When I first came here, there was a tarantula warning. I've never heard that in my life.
SPEAKER_02I ain't never seen one.
SPEAKER_00I have not seen one since I've been. I used Vaseline. Jump right off.
SPEAKER_02I've seen it either. Especially out here. Oh, they'll be in the crib. What might crawl up your leg? I killed one a few weeks a little. But Scorpio. I just got them tattooed on me.
SPEAKER_06We have tranchulations. I seen a tarantula warning. I have a lot of them. Especially when it rains. They all come.
SPEAKER_04Tucson? You seen that in Tucson.
SPEAKER_08Tarantulas? Yeah. I literally saw one at my work the other day.
SPEAKER_04Oh, that's because you way up in the boonies. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's old. You don't see that.
Final Thoughts and Homework
SPEAKER_00You're everywhere. You got in Black Canyon City somewhere, ain't you? Yeah. Yeah, around there. It's so dark out in that motherfucker.
SPEAKER_02Let me tell y'all about these movies real quick.
SPEAKER_00I don't even think the stars come out up there.
SPEAKER_02Hey, the uh, I forgot the Tiana Taylor movie with uh Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh yeah. What is that? What's it called? Uh One Battle After Another. Yeah. That starts today. That's good. Wait, oh no, hold on. I do this all the time. Hold up, my bad. I don't want to get people too excited. I think that says coming soon. Hold up. Alright. That does not start today. Anyway, it's coming soon. But the strangers did start. Wait, hold on. Cause look, let me let me hit this. Wasn't there a stranger? Oh.
SPEAKER_08Stranger things. That's a shock.
SPEAKER_06Strangers with those people that break the stuff.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like yeah, that knock on your door. Yes.
SPEAKER_05And if you answer that's another you were home.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so the strange strangers started this week. It might be a remake. I think one battle after another is playing in select locations.
SPEAKER_09Okay.
SPEAKER_02I don't know if it's uh all the way out, but let me see what else we got. I said him. Oh, do hey, anybody watch Beauty and uh Beauty, uh Beauty and Black?
unknownYes, you know I watched it.
SPEAKER_02You watched it all?
SPEAKER_06I haven't seen the new one. I just seen the last scene. Oh, you ain't seen the new one? I just watched the PV for that the other day. Oh, so I need to watch it. Okay, I'm gonna watch it. Oh watch it.
SPEAKER_02Uh we'll talk about we'll talk about it next.
SPEAKER_06Okay, I'm gonna go binge it.
SPEAKER_02Hey, next week, you guys are invited back. Y'all make sure y'all watch Beauty and Black. Got it so we can talk about it next week. They always give us homework. Beauty and Black Homework.
SPEAKER_06Do we need to look up any more words on um Urban Dictionary? No, we're gonna say so for next week.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Anyway, I like to say and the dirty sunshine. And the pearl necklace. Oh my lord. See how nice. And we cleaned it up for a little bit. And it's over. We talked about people from Ohio. As normal. Nigga, she said Jeffrey Dahmer. See?
SPEAKER_05He lived down the street from it. He lived down the street from Black Brother.
SPEAKER_01He's from Blackfriend.
SPEAKER_00I didn't know he was from Ohio.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00He lived in Bosco. Tell him he lived down the street first.
SPEAKER_04Oh no. He was Case and Bosco. He was Case and Bosco. Bosco was his next victim. Chocolate.
SPEAKER_06He wasn't in California.
SPEAKER_02His first victim was in Ohio.
SPEAKER_06Okay, the first victim. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Because I was like, I thought he was in the and then he went to Milwaukee.
SPEAKER_07Milwaukee. Okay. I don't know all the facts. Like I just knew he killed men. He liked the black part. He didn't like the black.
SPEAKER_06At least you would have caught him in those beginning days.
SPEAKER_08I like older men anyway.
SPEAKER_02All right, folks. Well, we have fun.
SPEAKER_00Always. All right. Always.
SPEAKER_02Hopefully, y'all will come back next week and we'll have more fun next week. All right, y'all. Holla. Peace.
SPEAKER_06Have a good night.