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We came for First Friday, stayed for the inflatable sheep

• Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride • Episode 247

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You know that friend who swears they “didn’t pass out, just blacked out,” and then remembers the jet ski at the bottom of the pool? That’s the energy we bring as we crash through First Friday, wild party lore, and the kind of confessions only a tight crew can pull out of each other. We bounce from BuzzBalls and Wapatuli fruit bombs to a floating sheep myth that may or may not be real, and somehow it all sets the stage for a surprisingly honest question: is sexting with AI cheating—or just modern loneliness with better UI?

The jokes fly fast, but the heart shows. We spar over porn ID laws, privacy paranoia, deleting search histories, and the weird intimacy of voice—why a deep, country drawl can feel like gravity. Then the vibe shifts: we dig into Puff Daddy headlines, consent and age-of-consent laws, and how clout and parenting decisions warp the line between “grown” and “not.” That opens the door to family: who had both parents, who didn’t, who became a “good dad” after swearing they wouldn’t repeat the past. It’s raw, funny, and unfiltered—because real life isn’t tidy, and neither are we.

We cool it down with movie and series recs (Black Rabbit, Play Dirty, Clickbait, The Revenant, Avatar’s elemental saga) and debate what’s worth your queue. We swap gym hacks—Sour Patch Kids for quick carbs, honey shots before max lifts—and tell the truth about libido “boosters” and learning to say no even when old scripts say yes. Finally, we geek out on EV torque, autopilot reality checks, and why Waymo still gives us the ick. It’s a ride from chaos to clarity, held together by the kind of chemistry you can’t fake.

Hit play, laugh with us, argue with us, and drop your take: is AI flirting a foul or a loophole? If you vibe with the show, subscribe, share it with a friend, and leave a review—your support keeps the mics hot and the stories rolling.

Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!

SPEAKER_02:

You didn't hear that, did you?

SPEAKER_06:

Well, mic, you know this.

SPEAKER_04:

I didn't say shit. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here for another week of uh comedy entertainment. And wondering what Joe is gonna say to get us canceled.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know. I'm thinking it might be thinking it might be Steve today.

SPEAKER_01:

He keeps it off the podcast.

SPEAKER_02:

Right. Harry Swift's new album is out.

SPEAKER_10:

And it's first Friday. It is first Friday. Yeah. Oh, you Swifties out there. Nah, I can't go, man.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, people ain't even need to know what day it was. They might be listening to this on the Thursday. It's First Friday, baby. It's Friday somewhere. All right, anyway. Yeah. We are here. Thank you for listening. Follow us on Instagram at Nobody's Talking Podcast. I ain't even giving you Twitter. We'll only be on there. I forgot about Instagram. Can we even be on Instagram?

SPEAKER_12:

I'll be on Instagram.

SPEAKER_04:

Somebody gotta be on there for us.

SPEAKER_08:

Somebody on there.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't even answer my phone.

SPEAKER_04:

Nobody's talking podcast. On IG. DM us. You can send all your nasty picks. Joe, we'll get him.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah. And we'll look at him and critique them. Especially since you know they banning porn. From where? Say we don't know.

SPEAKER_02:

They ain't banning it.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, my dude, wait, real quick, when you was talking about like my dude stay in uh Texas. And he was like, man, uh porn ain't banned in Texas. We all we watch porn in Texas. He lives in Dallas. Well let's hey let's get through the intros.

SPEAKER_02:

Dallas is kind of different though. Yeah. Anyway. Intros, intros, and I'm gonna go. We'll talk about it. Intros.

SPEAKER_04:

This is your boy Bosco. Sent to my left. You know, Silky, I think, is making an appearance today.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh hell today.

SPEAKER_04:

All right. It must be some titties. You know what? There are a couple of them in here.

SPEAKER_12:

It must be some titties in the house.

SPEAKER_02:

My apologies, Steve. And they had eye level.

SPEAKER_06:

Just because you avoid eye contact.

unknown:

Listen.

SPEAKER_10:

I'm a boy.

SPEAKER_02:

My eyes are up here.

SPEAKER_10:

Simply in the build.

SPEAKER_02:

We all see them. And to my left. What's up, y'all? This be the one they call Christian. And uh Christian. I got nothing else to add. Obviously. Come on, boy. Sitting to my left, we have the one and only.

SPEAKER_10:

God damn, this is Alabama Joe, baby. AKA knockout fitness himself. Right, baby. Yes, new and improved. Join me. Join me. And to my left.

SPEAKER_08:

Looking like Mike motherfucking Tyson. Superman is in the building.

SPEAKER_02:

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew.

SPEAKER_04:

We did two dang games for that. Where's the white women? Yeah, into my look.

SPEAKER_09:

The nice chance.

SPEAKER_06:

You need a better name.

SPEAKER_10:

You need a better name. You should be like crypto like dudes. You have to follow the superman. You know the women that Superman ass up.

SPEAKER_02:

KT. I'm weak.

SPEAKER_12:

Why is Kryptonite next to me? He's on the cryptography. He has lost his power.

SPEAKER_10:

I mean, you just need a different name, though. You know, just I think you've been missed. I like just Jess. I like just Jess.

SPEAKER_11:

Listen, what is what is today's podcast bought to us by? Bubbly.

SPEAKER_02:

Go ahead. Do the ad read. That's all you got? Where the buzzballs?

SPEAKER_06:

Sorry. Barry Cherry Limeade Buzzballs.

SPEAKER_02:

Bosco, we gotta get her some ad read. Fuzzballs?

SPEAKER_10:

And and is that fuzzballs?

SPEAKER_06:

And else we got my 32-ounce Pepsi drink.

SPEAKER_04:

What's in there?

SPEAKER_06:

Um Red, the red Mountain Dew? What's that one called? Code red. It literally has the color.

SPEAKER_04:

I had a regular Mountain Dew earlier today.

SPEAKER_10:

That's a buzz ball, you say. Is that what that is? That's what they do.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, you're gonna throw that into a frosted beer. There we go. No, it's fair. It's like a it's like a uh a chaser to the frosted beer. What the buzz balls? One of those one of those purple.

SPEAKER_04:

I was up in Flagstaff and I saw one of those, and it was big.

SPEAKER_02:

It was like a big, too. Yeah, it's like little faith. About as big as a basketball.

SPEAKER_08:

That's what the kids have faith don't get drinking. Hey, I was like, everybody stick a straw in there and be fucked up. That's what the kids are drinking now, those buzz balls.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, you remember, I remember back in the day. You know they used to make the punch bowls. Yeah, yeah, and everybody used to pour stuff in it. Well, no, no, no, no, no. We used to go to this place called the Shiloh, right? Uh-huh. And you can order a goldfish bowl whatever the fuck you want. Right. Whatever you want makes a goldfish bowl, and they put like fucking 10 straws in it. Whoppa to week? Man, you go in that motherfucker and order a goddamn goldfish bowl full of jack and coat.

SPEAKER_01:

Uh huh. And it ain't with two of y'all.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, my love. My heart messed up.

SPEAKER_06:

That's so nasty.

SPEAKER_02:

Dude, you can come out of there walking sideways. You ain't sideways. You didn't even make it out walking. Man, I would have been all on myself. Ain't no way.

SPEAKER_10:

Didn't even make it out the building. I'm telling you. I'll be like, wait a minute. I ain't got no bunk beds.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm dead. Where's the craziest place you passed out of? The Philippines.

SPEAKER_11:

You gotta give us some context.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh no, I I I passed out.

SPEAKER_04:

So this is a podcast. Yeah, story. No, no, no, no, no, no. I was drinking.

SPEAKER_10:

We were drinking some crazy horse or some shit. And um I passed out. And I woke up. I was walking through the gate. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02:

So you bought a beer at 12 48.

SPEAKER_11:

What gate? What gate? The military? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10:

I mean, no, I don't know what the fuck I did. I'm just saying. I just knew I blacked out around about eight o'clock. Okay. I woke up about. That's a blackout. Yeah, that's not a pass out. No.

SPEAKER_06:

Pass out is where you fell asleep on the damn stuff. No, all I know, I woke up.

SPEAKER_10:

I was handing the motherfucker my license. Hey, I'm dead serious.

SPEAKER_12:

Pass out for you ass out laying out on the floor out in front of something.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh bro.

SPEAKER_04:

Any of y'all ever passed out? I blacked out. I mean, I must have been like you passed out. Oh, yeah, I passed out.

SPEAKER_10:

No, I blacked out one. I was at home though when I did that. I woke up, my fucking feet were straight up in the air, and I was sitting on the table.

SPEAKER_02:

Well shit. I passed out. Black didn't pass out. Yeah. Where at? I had to be about nine. In Vegas. Yeah. Damn. Vegas? Vegas. Damn. Yeah. I've never passed out outside of my house. Oh man.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm really good at keeping myself awake unless I'm safe.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, this is back in like 2004. We had a house party. We had a pool party. We had jet skis in the back in the pool. In the pool. Riding in fucking circles. Sound like some Project X shit. Hey man, whatever that movie is.

SPEAKER_03:

There ain't no black people partying like that.

SPEAKER_08:

Bro, bro. If you don't get them fumes out of my pool, nigga. We got Mexicans. We got a Mexican. We got a white boy. We got another motherfucking like a Filipino. And we got meat. We was all in one house.

SPEAKER_02:

That was turned up.

SPEAKER_08:

We was all in one house. So we had a house party. And we invited a whole bunch of. Well, actually, we didn't invite a whole bunch of people. We invited a handful of people, but a whole bunch of people ended up showing up. These motherfuckers started finding out about our party time. And we had miners that came from down the street, because I know they mom. And they came down, but I wouldn't give them any alcohol. They brought their own alcohol. Bro, I was like, y'all can't be drinking out here in the front yard. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? Get the back. Get your asses in the back. Look at that. Bad influence. Man. Bro, we had this Wapatoue. I we made this shit from Costco. We know how you go to Costco and you get all those big ass bottles, right? And we had a watermelon and we had all this fruit and we lined this garbage can up with one of them like tall garbage bags. I mean, this was like a 30, uh, 50, what do you call it? 55 gallon bag. 55 gallon bag. Yeah. 55 gallon bag. We put all that shit in there, we cut it all up, all the fruit up, we poured all the liquors in there, and we let that shit fermentate for 24 to 48 hours before the party. Jeez, that shit was fire. It was off the chain. Everybody that had a drink was like, man, who made this Wappa Toolie? I was like, Yeah, we did that shit. All of us did that shit because it was like a collective bargaining of alcoholism. Everybody was like, oh, I gotta ask some of this. Oh, we gotta ask some of that.

SPEAKER_02:

See, I was in their plan, Dr. Frankenstein is shit.

SPEAKER_08:

The drink didn't get you fucked up. That's what was fucked up. The fruit was what you got you fucked up. Who ate that fruit?

SPEAKER_07:

Then you think it swallowed up. Boom. I ate a couple pieces and I passed out in the front yard. I woke up with the sprinkles on. At 4 30 in the morning, it was a I jumped up like, hey, hey, oh shit.

SPEAKER_08:

Man, I'm fucked up. And I go to the back, everybody was uh was like out of the pool, but they were in the house playing cards and games and shit, right? Because we had some games. And I looked, I said, hey man, why is the jet ski at the bottom of the pool? It turned out that the jet ski had bad seals on it, so the longer it sat in the water, it just started sinking. Oh damn. Was it an outside pool?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it was an outside pool. Like not an outside pool.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, it's a they couldn't get the yeah, they couldn't get it.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it's a rectangle, it was a volleyball pool. We had it big enough for a volleyball court. Damn, what do they call those? They don't they don't call them outside pools. In ground? In ground. Not an in-ground pool. Oh, opposite of that. Above the ground. Oh, above ground. Yeah, above ground.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh no, you wouldn't be able to lift the jet ski up there. It was in ground.

SPEAKER_08:

That shit sat down to the deep end. So I had to dive in, my boy delved in. We both went down. We pushed the thing up. It was cool till we got it up to the top. Once we got to the top, that thing was so full of water, man. Hell! Trying to get it out so we can drain the water out of it. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04:

That's the prequel to project, actually. Jess your turn.

SPEAKER_06:

What?

SPEAKER_04:

When you passed out. When you passed out.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, I just got really, really, really drunk and then.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, is that wait, is this the one when you walked? Remember, didn't she tell us one time she walked like five miles or two miles?

SPEAKER_06:

No, no, I didn't pass out on the side.

SPEAKER_04:

Like to the oh no.

SPEAKER_06:

No, no, no. I was awake for that.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh.

SPEAKER_06:

No, I just fell asleep um in the bathroom on the floor with like a piece of bread in my hand because they were trying to feed me. And I put it in my mouth. And then I ate, like I chewed on it, and I was like, ew. So I spit it out in my hand. I just held it and I fell asleep. And I woke up and I was like, oh, there's bread.

SPEAKER_10:

You didn't drink it, did you? No. Okay, okay. I gotta quit drinking. Is it a napkin? Even that sounded sick. No, it was bread.

SPEAKER_06:

The bread that I spit out of my mouth.

SPEAKER_02:

Was it wonder bread?

SPEAKER_06:

No, it was that nasty wheat bread that you get for like two dollars.

SPEAKER_02:

Remember that? Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_06:

The store.

SPEAKER_02:

That dry ass shit.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, and they tried to feed me that. I wouldn't eat that shit sober.

SPEAKER_02:

At least they tried.

SPEAKER_06:

They did. They did. They left a water bottle next to me and everything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

She said they had water bottles next to me.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

Steve. I passed out.

SPEAKER_06:

They're like, come on, go to bed. I was like, no. They were trying to sober up.

SPEAKER_02:

Are you a happy drunk or you a bow drunk? Okay.

SPEAKER_10:

Steve, tell us about the party. Somebody invited it to. We had the blow-up sheep in the pool. The what? The blow-up sheep. The blow-up sheep. Man, you better we went to that party, they had that blow-up sheep in the pool. They say, where you get the floaties from?

SPEAKER_02:

Big ass blow-up sheep? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10:

You remember that? Now you're coming to me, you had the blow-up sheep.

SPEAKER_12:

Bro.

SPEAKER_10:

It had the I was like, is that the shit? They had the whole Velcro cover so you can tear the cover off and go to town on that man. It was crazy.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_12:

Which one of y'all went to town on that shit? That shit was hilarious. You know that shit.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm gonna tell you. He laughing, but this had to be a white party too. Hold up.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh yeah. I remember. You were there too. I remember. I remember. Yeah, you were.

SPEAKER_10:

This was the night he passed up. You were there. You were there. Hey, and we was like, where did you get this floating from? He was like, You was in the floor.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_10:

I was there.

unknown:

I was there.

SPEAKER_02:

I didn't see the sheep. No, Joe, no, Joe. I wasn't. I wasn't too focused on the sheep.

SPEAKER_10:

We'll talk about it later, but the motherfucking sheep was in pool though, man.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, I remember that. I remember them saying that. That's funny.

SPEAKER_10:

You didn't get that motherfucker from Walmart. Not that one.

SPEAKER_02:

It was there apparently.

SPEAKER_07:

That was from Amazon with T.

SPEAKER_02:

That is hilarious. I didn't know anything about them shenanigans.

SPEAKER_10:

Like, yeah, these motherfuckers lost their money.

SPEAKER_12:

What am I supposed to do with that shit?

SPEAKER_08:

Oh man, hell no. Supposed to take her in the back.

SPEAKER_10:

Take her around back. Just be nice to me. I'll put some more air in there.

SPEAKER_04:

God, that is hilarious.

SPEAKER_07:

Hey man, your sheep over there farting, man.

SPEAKER_02:

That's what they made.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, look, hey, look, speaking of the sheep, uh, I was listening to uh Johnny's house. And they were talking how I guess people are having, I guess they pose the question like, is it cheating or not cheating? Because people are having uh like sexy conversations with uh ChatGPT or or something. No, but I'm just saying, but did y'all know that y'all could do that to Chat GPT? Oh yeah, you can do it. I'm sure you can do that. You can have like sexy conversations. Yeah, you can have anything.

SPEAKER_10:

That is sick.

SPEAKER_06:

Chat GPT don't judge.

SPEAKER_10:

That's sick, though. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04:

Damn, Joe, ready. Chat GPT. What we got right there, Joe? Stick your finger in me.

SPEAKER_11:

And they'd be like, I'm sorry, but I can't do that. But you know, you probably can find someone else to do that. I wish I could help you.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, so you done done it already. You asked Chad Pittsburgh. That sounded like a chat joke. I have to talk about trauma.

SPEAKER_02:

What's the craziest thing you can ask Chad to pay Jack with a T2? I've never really used it.

unknown:

What?

SPEAKER_10:

No, I haven't. You go sick, motherfucker. Ask her to speak to you with cat meat. This is cheap boy.

SPEAKER_12:

Cheap boy. Don't you sit up here and judge me?

SPEAKER_05:

You go and have a ripping up with Chat Grows.

SPEAKER_12:

I think that they were velcro pennies.

SPEAKER_02:

I was there. Two of them.

SPEAKER_12:

I didn't miss all of this. You gonna sit up here and judge me about my conversation with the chat.

SPEAKER_10:

You sick, man. You need help. You can't even get a time. You need to help you have intellectual. You need to go up there and put up the flagstaff with them. What's the sick man? What's that sex place? They got up there, Flagstaff.

SPEAKER_02:

Was that hedonism in it? No, not hedonism. No, not that, not that.

SPEAKER_10:

You know, where they need help. Oh, I have no idea about that.

SPEAKER_06:

That's called the Meadows.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, yeah, the weak the sex addict people.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, fake famous people go to that one, I believe. Yeah, you can't get in that one then.

SPEAKER_02:

Do that.

SPEAKER_04:

Go there to the cheap one. Bump out of the paint. No, I know. I'm just dumb.

SPEAKER_06:

You doing that shit you had. Kate Moss went there, Donatella Versace.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, the famous. Kate Moss went there. Yeah, famous people go there. I didn't know Britney Spitz was that. Sex rehab and Kate Moss went there.

SPEAKER_06:

It's a whole bunch of it. It's sex rehab, drug rehab. Oh, okay. So it's not just that. It's just rehab.

SPEAKER_10:

It's sex rehab. That's where you need to go. Why?

SPEAKER_06:

ChatGPT. Chat PT why you need to go. I bet she has an answer. Pull your search history. Do you ever use ChatGPT?

SPEAKER_04:

I've never used ChatGPT.

SPEAKER_09:

Delete search history. ChatGPT. Control H.

SPEAKER_10:

I don't trust the bitch. I ain't learned. I know I had I always delete my history. Fuck that shit.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't ever search up anything. No.

SPEAKER_10:

I got instructions. I absolutely do.

SPEAKER_06:

No, I've never used Chat GPT.

SPEAKER_10:

Take my hard drive out in the desert and shoot it. He said, burn it, shoot it. Shoot it.

SPEAKER_06:

I made it with me.

SPEAKER_10:

I want you to 300 blackout. Hey, 300 rounds of 300 blackout in that motherfucker. Just let it have it. No survivors. None. None whatsoever. No. Nothing left. Not a trace. Speaking of that, I need some 300 blackout ads.

SPEAKER_02:

Man, I need to get some too. Not 300 blackout, but I need to re-up. Yeah. Hold on. I'm going to ask ChatGPT a question. Just some nines. Oh my God. Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_06:

What are you going to ask? Take your silky voice off, nigga. Hey.

SPEAKER_04:

So wait. We don't want to hear this. Will Chat GPT would it would it talk out loud? Can you put it? Oh, so it's going to say it. You can say it over the over the microphone. Oh, damn, Joe. Joe's saying that.

SPEAKER_06:

Joe's been ready.

SPEAKER_04:

Talk that shit.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh man.

SPEAKER_06:

You should have known he brought the slushy.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, ChatGPT, look at him. What did Joe do to that sheep in the pool?

SPEAKER_00:

Hey there. Well, I have to say that's a pretty unique question. I'm not seeing any context around a Joe and a sheep in a pool from what we've talked about before, so I'm guessing this might be a joke or a funny story.

SPEAKER_02:

What have y'all talked about before, Chat GPT? Hey, don't listen to him, ChatGPT.

SPEAKER_10:

What was your last conversation with Silk? Chat GPT.

SPEAKER_02:

Delete, delete. My bad, Jessie was just about to get the T too. I know. My bad. That was that was me.

SPEAKER_06:

I know. I was reading it.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, you was reading?

SPEAKER_06:

I was reading what she was about to say. But you guys like to cut women off.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, what the man?

SPEAKER_10:

That's fucked up, bro. You even cheap. I bitches bad. That's fucked up. I'm chat. I didn't got tips and nothing.

SPEAKER_04:

I thought Chat GPT was a guy, honestly. Take a shot at that. Listen, you could change the voice on chat.

SPEAKER_11:

It's like Siri. Siri can be a dude. Siri can be a hat. Chat GPT. Change your voice. Change your voice to a man's voice. Why? Just change it to a man's voice. Say hi to everybody.

SPEAKER_00:

All right. Switching over to a more masculine voice now. Here we go.

unknown:

Hi everyone.

SPEAKER_12:

What the hell? Got a masculine. Let me let me go ahead. You need to go to that. You need to go to that one.

SPEAKER_05:

Hi everyone.

SPEAKER_01:

Hi everyone.

SPEAKER_10:

You sound like you just got big.

SPEAKER_01:

You need to go to that.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh my god. Just hit the high note on us. Listen.

SPEAKER_05:

Hi everyone.

SPEAKER_10:

Come on, hit it. Go ahead and hit it. Peer pressure, baby. Hit that peer pressure. My body is a temple. Is it?

SPEAKER_06:

It's a temple for the liquor.

SPEAKER_01:

GBT said otherwise.

SPEAKER_06:

It's a temple for the liquor.

SPEAKER_10:

For the liquor. Hey, hey, hey, Chat GBT says otherwise. What's in there, Joe?

SPEAKER_06:

She said she wants you to.

SPEAKER_10:

Don't try to don't try to switch it up now. Was she professional black at first? You don't deserve it. You don't deserve it.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, can I can I change my my map? Can I change that to British?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, your Google Maps? Yeah. Yeah, you can change everything.

SPEAKER_02:

Just say Gulf of America on it.

SPEAKER_06:

You're good. Let me see.

SPEAKER_02:

Jess, you married to Jesus now.

SPEAKER_06:

Jesus?

SPEAKER_02:

Why do you say that?

SPEAKER_06:

Why do you say that?

SPEAKER_02:

Look at the ring.

SPEAKER_04:

Look at the lockdown. You know what? We will not bring Jesus in to the book.

SPEAKER_06:

My ring says Playboy.

SPEAKER_04:

Dad, dad. I can't see that far.

SPEAKER_06:

It says Playboy.

SPEAKER_04:

We are not going to be able to do that. Sorry, but I didn't know Jesus. God fearing family members. Yes. Amen. Praise the Lord, Jesus. Okay, let's get back to these shenanigans. Now back to the chat GPT anyway.

SPEAKER_11:

So a friend of mine told me that in order to access going adult websites. Arizona has shut them down because they have now shit. I did see something about it. They now are going to start requiring identification.

SPEAKER_08:

I mean, I don't I don't want to free with these worlds websites, but uh for the city.

SPEAKER_10:

Same shit. Same shit. All they they videos are the same videos. You see one week. That's every it's gonna be they don't have no new content. But anyway, new new shit. What?

SPEAKER_04:

What the porn?

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, we good. You don't want porn in that way.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, I told you I know my boy in Texas.

SPEAKER_10:

In Texas.

SPEAKER_04:

He got to work. Hey, he said, hey, porn is alive and well. I don't know if he watches it or if he knows somebody that watches it. All I know is he told me that he's alive and well.

SPEAKER_02:

It might be uh cryptonite titties. Please take a drink. Kryptonite.

SPEAKER_12:

If they end the way, kryptonite.

SPEAKER_04:

Listen, if they end the way, you already have it on British. Or take. It don't sound what you're doing.

SPEAKER_06:

You just have to find the right British for you.

SPEAKER_04:

No, no, what I'm saying is I always use maps and it is not. So Jess, I got a question for you.

SPEAKER_11:

What's the sexiest accent that you find in a guy?

SPEAKER_02:

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, oi, oi.

SPEAKER_06:

Um deep. Deep country, I think.

SPEAKER_10:

That's what I'm talking about. I knew you wanted me.

SPEAKER_06:

Deep country.

SPEAKER_10:

I just felt it in my bones. Deep country. I felt it in my bones.

SPEAKER_06:

That's high country.

SPEAKER_08:

I don't think you got deep in your deep country. She liked that twine. Damn. Twine in that country. Twine.

SPEAKER_02:

I like that deep. Nah, you caught the big. I don't think you caught that, Silkie.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't think you didn't. You didn't catch the title. I like bass to a voice. Like deep deep voice.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

You ain't even in the fight. British should be anything, but. First of all, you ain't even in the fight.

SPEAKER_12:

She already told you she wants a country still. Hey, why you talking more country? He got more country. The more lit he gets. I tell you, I said, I said you ain't even in the fight. Y'all boys ain't even in the fight.

SPEAKER_10:

You ain't in the fight, baby. You ain't. You ain't seen pack your shit up and go. I don't need to be in the fight. Ooh, ain't that some good shit?

SPEAKER_02:

Uh uh. Talk that shit, baby. Hey, speaking of which, what's Nick Saban up to nowadays? I don't give a fuck. I mean, Belichick is with North. He's still with North Practice.

SPEAKER_08:

Fuck that motherfucker. Nick Saban talking with motherfucking uh Tyler Brady and them. Oh, he's on the SPM. Yeah, he on fuck that motherfucker. He'll abandon us. You on college days. He's on college days.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, the game that's he abandoned us or fuck him in the ass.

SPEAKER_02:

I want to know why y'all sound more country. It's gonna be alright. Yeah. I'm always country. Sorry, this is me. Joe's voice done. He in L.

SPEAKER_10:

He from he he he he technically from Alabas.

SPEAKER_08:

With Alabama roots. He got roots. Yeah, I got the roots. Roots. You know, it turns on when I go down there and then it turns off when I come back. Got them roots. Like, go stop.

SPEAKER_02:

So you so you like deep country.

SPEAKER_00:

No, I like deep anything.

SPEAKER_06:

And you have to have like a base to your voice.

SPEAKER_00:

She said, wait. She said low anything.

SPEAKER_08:

That's deep edge. Like a low bass. Wait right over his head.

SPEAKER_02:

Right over his head.

SPEAKER_03:

My voice is deep enough. You don't get it. No.

SPEAKER_04:

I don't know. Nigga, she said deep anything. Oh. Oh, my bad.

SPEAKER_08:

Smack me upside the head with it. That's how deep I like it.

SPEAKER_07:

I can only smack your cheek. Listen.

SPEAKER_10:

I'm like, Silky just be pissed. That's what you're telling, Silky. Hey, Silky. No, you're breaking my heart. Move it out the way. I'm coming through. Scoot that be joke. Move it to the left. You gotta move it to the right. You know it curved to the left.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, I knew this was gonna be crazy when we started. Yeah, man. I should have recorded. I just don't be wanting to do the hot mics. Yeah, we can't do hot mics, dog. Joe already gonna get his cancel. We're about to talk about Puff Daddy. So far. Bro. When we finna talk about Puff Daddy.

SPEAKER_02:

He just took another pull, too.

SPEAKER_04:

They said he got uh five years, 50 months.

SPEAKER_10:

That's it.

SPEAKER_02:

50 months. Gee, he's good then. 50 months? Five years for what? What they get him with. I don't know the exact thing.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, so he'll be out in like two and a half, right?

SPEAKER_11:

I think he'll probably serve by 24.

SPEAKER_04:

I think he'll probably. I'll probably do 10 more months.

SPEAKER_11:

I think he'll serve about a year.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10:

That's okay though.

SPEAKER_04:

He'll do like it was something about prostitution.

SPEAKER_08:

That's all it was.

SPEAKER_04:

But like across state lines. But he's trafficking. But listen.

SPEAKER_08:

No, he wasn't found guilty on that.

SPEAKER_04:

But yeah, because they said he loses he never paid. He never paid anybody. Nope. Don't run. The young ladies paid. What is that?

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_11:

Is it moonshine?

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know. It just I just swallowed it as fast as I could. And then you can't.

SPEAKER_11:

Four years ago.

SPEAKER_04:

Wait, you just swallowed it as well. Hey, what what's what's uh what is it, Joe?

SPEAKER_10:

Uh we're gonna finish it up.

SPEAKER_04:

The Alabama the Alabama special.

SPEAKER_10:

Okay, I got you.

SPEAKER_04:

I don't like that. So now you can't handle the truth. Back to Puff Daddy. So he got four years.

SPEAKER_11:

Four years. Hold on.

SPEAKER_04:

I wonder for all the people that was just sitting up here condemning him.

SPEAKER_10:

I don't think he should have got a goddamn thing. I know, man. Them people grown. Shit. No, he was just freaky. Right. He was just freaky. Nah, they were grown. Yeah, they were.

SPEAKER_08:

He wasn't like fucking. It wasn't like that, whatchamacallit. What's the name? It was grown. It wasn't like that.

SPEAKER_10:

The one that was 18 and all that shit, they grown. Prostitution. It ain't the one that's not. He never paid. He never paid. He never got charged for prostitution. It don't matter then. Beside the point, they were grown.

SPEAKER_08:

18 is grown.

SPEAKER_10:

That's right. And you were in North Carolina 13. Damn. I'm a Florida 16. No, I think it was 13 out of 10 too. But what I'm saying, well, no, what I'm saying is though, I remember we looked that shit up before. No, we did. Now in North Carolina, like 13, the age of consent and all that shit. That's disturbing. That's ridiculous. And now there's certain states that trying to lower that shit.

SPEAKER_06:

No. What?

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, that's like Utah. They're trying to lower that shit.

SPEAKER_06:

What? Yeah, Utah's on some weird shit. It's always been a good thing.

SPEAKER_10:

No, but I'm saying their states are trying to lower the age of consent. They want to get them young.

SPEAKER_06:

Christian.

SPEAKER_10:

That's crazy as fuck. It is though. But but that's very young. That's disturbing. That's a baby. That's disturbing. And like I said, the R. Kelly thing disturbing. I mean, he was fucked up.

SPEAKER_06:

It's still disturbing. Like, I don't know. Fresh people.

SPEAKER_10:

The thing about it is all the motherfuckers should have got went to jail for China Negle. His parents. All the parents. That's all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04:

I agree. Some of the parents was dropping them off. Yeah. Because what they do, all they they see the star, and they probably grew up listening to this star's music. I'm not gonna even say nobody's name, just yeah, whatever star it is. And then the parent is just like, oh, you know, like it's like exactly. It's the same thing, like total, totally different, but with that quarterback from Tennessee.

SPEAKER_06:

What's his name? I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_04:

The quarterback from Tennessee. What's his name? You remember he went he went from Tennessee to UCLA because his parents tried to strong arm Tennessee. Now they don't even want the boy out there at UCLA no more. Shit, what is it?

SPEAKER_06:

I don't remember, but I know he's talking about it.

SPEAKER_10:

And he might, not, not DJ Ugalungale. No, not him.

SPEAKER_04:

And he he might say it again, Joe.

SPEAKER_10:

DJ. Uga Ungulate. Wait, is that the young man's name? No, that's not him. He he said that, but that's not the guy. He was at Clemson. Nico.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, the Nico car.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah. Yeah. Ungolate was at uh so now this is what I'm saying. Clemson.

SPEAKER_04:

Clemson. I mean, I get it. I mean, like I said, always make jokes and talk about I'm a hood baby, a trench baby. So you telling me you at 1.52 million at some point. I mean, you gotta stop just being a greedy man. Just ball out, go to the NFL, and get your money.

SPEAKER_10:

Right.

SPEAKER_04:

Or you gonna make your money. He's a very handsome young man. You play for at the time Tennessee, you just make your money off the off the field. And I'ma blame a few AAU parents whose kid ain't shit. And you know your kid ain't shit. That's why I don't train, because I'm scared. Because I'm gonna sit up here and let them know.

SPEAKER_10:

The thing is, I wouldn't go as far as that, but I would say. And I mean ain't shit. Like you ain't a you ain't if you an ain't shit parent, then your kids probably ain't shit. There you go. Oh, absolutely. I believe that 100%.

SPEAKER_04:

No, because I mean you sitting up here, not always.

SPEAKER_06:

Sometimes your kids see the ain't shit and they don't want to be a bit.

SPEAKER_02:

But you can't escape. That's bullshit.

SPEAKER_10:

You can't escape it, though.

SPEAKER_02:

My daddy ain't shit. Well, that ain't helping me. Exactly. I'm like, I don't care.

SPEAKER_03:

It's gonna be one of two.

SPEAKER_06:

I literally don't have parents.

unknown:

I mean, no, no.

SPEAKER_10:

So we go. We're going back to Nico. I'll tell you right now. Okay. Okay. Oh hell. My daddy was an ain't shit dad. Right. Oh, hell. But the motherfucker was a man. True. That's that's all I can say. That motherfucker was a man. My parents. He was an ain't shit dad, though.

SPEAKER_06:

You telling me I'm gonna be the one too?

SPEAKER_04:

I gotta sit this one out. I definitely can't say nothing of that. Well, my pop was there all the time.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah. I had still there all the time. Mine was there. Mine was there for like maybe two years. I got a mommy and daddy that love me. Look at you.

SPEAKER_12:

Why you bragging? You bragging?

SPEAKER_02:

You do like the humble brag. Yes. No, that one wasn't his. That one wasn't even humble. Hey, your brother ain't here, nigga.

SPEAKER_12:

You got a mommy and daddy that love you too.

SPEAKER_02:

Yes, I do. Okay.

SPEAKER_12:

So why you trying to get my job? Why you trying to bring my minutes down? Humble bra. Why are you bringing him a minute? Listen, why y'all trying to bring my happiness down?

SPEAKER_10:

Because y'all don't have no drive. Y'all ain't got no condition.

SPEAKER_02:

That's a dead thing.

SPEAKER_09:

You ain't got no hustling in the dude.

SPEAKER_12:

You want to take a look at the free um please. Rick rustling.

SPEAKER_09:

I gotta work for when I say yeah. You are done. Rick Ross my ass. You see, I'm not gonna be a little bit of a nigga.

SPEAKER_02:

See, he's doing it again. You see what he's doing? You in it? Hey, hey, hey, are you straight to your bright? Listen, listen.

SPEAKER_12:

Are you a stranger? Not at all, but hey, what's your name?

SPEAKER_02:

No, no, no, no, real shit, real shit, real shit. Real shit. Okay. I see both sides, cause for almost a year, year and a half, I was in a single parent household.

SPEAKER_06:

See.

SPEAKER_02:

See?

SPEAKER_12:

Hold on. What you mean by you was so was I? Because you had a little struggle in it. So was I. You got a little hustle. So was I. I don't get no daddy. I'm gonna know my real daddy.

unknown:

What? What? What?

SPEAKER_12:

You got something to say now? I don't know my real daddy.

SPEAKER_10:

I don't even know my daddy. I messed that motherfucker that I said, hey. Are you my daddy? That's what they say.

SPEAKER_09:

I can't make that shit up. I messed the nigga. I messed the nigga. I listen to the nigga while he was laying in his bed down.

SPEAKER_10:

And that motherfucker said, I guess I got caught in the neck. I don't know.

SPEAKER_09:

I'm gonna make this shit up. Don't know my religion. Hell I think I got PDST. PDST. One of the motherfuckers suppose Daddy really twists this.

SPEAKER_02:

Wait, hold on. Oh man. Nigga, I don't even know if you plan that joke, but that was perfect. Listen, someone take that drink away from you. Nah, let him keep going. Let him keep going, Joe. Keep going.

SPEAKER_04:

I can't make this up.

SPEAKER_09:

I can't make this shit up.

SPEAKER_04:

You are listening to the Nobody Talking podcast.

SPEAKER_09:

Thank you, everybody.

SPEAKER_04:

You're welcome for all this entertainment. Shenanigans afoot.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know my real daddy either.

SPEAKER_10:

Just like you, Joe. I know who they say we're touching topics today. That motherfucker wouldn't admit it. He wouldn't admit it at all. Did you start a chess?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, he did this. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, just did start it. Talk about all my parents.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't even know where mine are. It's my mom's birthday today. I don't know where she is. My dad's in my room. Hey, you know your mom's birthday. We have a little necklace with him in it.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, your dad passed? Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, you got the answer. My condolences.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. And then I don't, I don't know where my mom is.

SPEAKER_04:

She's on a drug sometimes. My dad passed.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm like, I don't have parents. My dad passed.

SPEAKER_09:

For all the people with parents with parents that didn't pass, stay together. What's up, Jess? My mama is no longer with fancy.

SPEAKER_10:

Hi, Winnie. My sister called me and said, hey, you know, uh, dad passed. I said, Well, what are you calling me for?

SPEAKER_11:

Hey, when I hey, listen, when I found out my biological father passed.

SPEAKER_10:

My biological father passed. I didn't have my feelings fucked up.

SPEAKER_06:

That's why I think I got the way you got to be like, and then he was a good dad. And then I only feel like cheese.

SPEAKER_12:

Are you a good dad?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. Okay. But it's okay.

SPEAKER_11:

Steve's a good dad.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm a good dad too. No, no, no. But it's like cheering. You know. My cheering.

SPEAKER_10:

But the thing is, though, okay, here's the thing with that right there. Like, I I swim down, like, I wasn't gonna be like my parents. You wanna be better, you're right. They say a lot of things. But but but but but I end up just like the motherfucker. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

Joe. Oh, no, you're gonna be a big thing. Yo, kids don't be able to do that. No, daddy, you my daddy.

SPEAKER_10:

No, he's just like, no, but I'm just saying, no, but I'm talking about their demeanor and all the bullshit they said and all the shit they did, and all that. I end up just like the mother. That's gonna happen. Had a baby daddy, and now I'm a now I'm a motherfucking baby daddy. She up and down, I say, I ain't I mean, I'm like, I ain't gonna be no motherfucking baby. I'm gonna be there, fucking do death, do those motherfucking father if I had to kill a motherfucker myself. But now I'm a baby daddy. See what I'm saying? That's some shit I ain't wanna be.

SPEAKER_12:

But you stayed.

SPEAKER_10:

I ain't wanna be no baby daddy, though.

SPEAKER_03:

You still made sure they was raised.

SPEAKER_10:

You still made sure they're no baby daddy, your kids went to college. They smart.

SPEAKER_06:

They ate good.

SPEAKER_10:

I don't want to be no yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10:

He said, look, you see that?

SPEAKER_02:

I'm talking about food. Man, yeah, they didn't stop his whole monologue.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_02:

Damn it. Oh my goodness. Good, huh? Yes. What you cooking tonight, Joe? What you cooking tonight? Not tonight, bro. What you cooking tomorrow?

SPEAKER_10:

I'm gonna take a break. He's cooking the Tennessee game. It's on the cracking though. Oh, okay. Okay. Next week? Yeah. Oh, is Alabama off this week? No, they play Vanderbilt.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, that's right. In Vanderbilt, Tennessee.

SPEAKER_10:

Now we be Vanderbilt. We got Tennessee. And I'm gonna let it let it fly there. Alright, I'm coming through. All right. I'm gonna go get me some tomahawks. They got Tennessee. Oh, we're having Tomahawk's next. Yeah, we haven't Tomahawks.

SPEAKER_08:

Dang, I'm getting there early. I'm beating you there. I'm beating you there.

SPEAKER_12:

Beating you there. I'm gonna be up there like salt bay. Tomahawk the mashed potatoes.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm gonna be up there like salt bait talking about tomahawk and mashed potatoes. Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_02:

Garlic mashed potatoes? Yeah. Oh, damn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can come too many. Man, I put a ring on that hand. Joe, I had to I had to leave. I had to leave because I was gonna stay eating. Like I was just gonna be. You better lock him up. I don't have a baby daddy. I don't want to be. I appreciate the hospitality.

SPEAKER_06:

Not even someone else's baby daddy.

SPEAKER_10:

You're gonna be no baby daddy. Oh, you know what? Say less. You had to leave it up to Chris. Say less. Chris is the only one that helped me out. Christian body is a tesla. No, my body's a rental. Chris. I ain't you know. You yeah, you Tesla Steve. I don't think you ain't thinking. Steve got loose last week. Well, he ain't Tesla Steve was at mine. You mother had Ford Steve.

unknown:

I had Tesla Steve.

SPEAKER_10:

I want I tell you, I ain't gonna lie to you. I want Ford Steve. That's my dog right there. Ford Steve is my motherfucking dog. He my nigga, he don't get no bigger. Hey, Tesla Steve, corporate, huh? What'd they say? Ford Steve is a nigga. What'd they say? Ford Steve, yeah, that's a nigga. Ace Boom Coon. Come back. You're a ugly motherfucker, but you steal my boy. Come back.

SPEAKER_04:

Come back. And what is Tesla Steve? Hi guys.

SPEAKER_05:

Hello.

SPEAKER_03:

Hello, guys.

SPEAKER_12:

Do you mind if I get a charge?

unknown:

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01:

But we had that, wait, but when he had that phone explode, bro, you hurt.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, but you know what though? So Pops don't have a he don't have a Tesla. Uh huh. He does have an electronic vehicle, though. Them motherfuckers get up. Oh, no. Without you even knowing.

SPEAKER_10:

I know. I tried to outrun one of them. That's something that burnt me up.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh no, oh no, yo, yo.

SPEAKER_10:

You can't fuck with them.

SPEAKER_04:

It's like a damn spaceship. It's just instant. Just take off.

SPEAKER_05:

I forgot to talk about it.

SPEAKER_02:

I didn't even know if I was uh pushing the ass hard enough. But my sister was stopping. Hey, bring me some charge.

SPEAKER_10:

No, I ain't gonna say nothing about that. He's talking about oh, we got a little bit of education. Not much, but a little bit. You know why the Tesla's fast. Why is it fast?

SPEAKER_06:

Oh.

SPEAKER_10:

Because it's direct power. Education. Okay. Repeats what he just said. We understand that. Power. Okay then, right? I know.

SPEAKER_02:

So don't listen. All I did was add to the company. Man, take that drink out your hand.

SPEAKER_10:

No, you should have drunk. You still mad at your dad. You can't argue with me. You still mad at your dad. You can't argue with me. You're sober, motherfucker. You're sober.

SPEAKER_09:

You can't argue with your.

SPEAKER_12:

Listen, you shouldn't be arguing no more sitting over there.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh and four. That's right. That's gonna keep you quiet now.

SPEAKER_12:

Yay!

SPEAKER_08:

No, he did bring up the fantasy.

SPEAKER_12:

We're talking about the ants. Oh, the saints? Don't call them the saints. The ain't that one? Now you really bring.

SPEAKER_02:

That's okay. Be quiet over there, oh four.

SPEAKER_10:

That's right. Because you know what? Say your ass is a Bama boy. Fuck you. Roll tide, baby. That's the only thing saving your monkey ass.

SPEAKER_02:

That's sudden deep hitting. Right. Roll tide.

SPEAKER_10:

No damn roll tide. Bullshit. Who you your quarterback? My quarterback, roll tide, baby. Oh, yeah. That's true. Damn.

SPEAKER_02:

Even I know that. That is true.

SPEAKER_09:

Guess what? Who in the high? Watch your mind.

SPEAKER_04:

I came with you like that. I didn't even think about that. I was like, damn.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you're right. Damn, damn. You gotta just take here. Here. Just hold that L right quick. Watch your mouth. I'll take the L.

SPEAKER_10:

That's right. It's all good.

unknown:

That's all good.

SPEAKER_10:

That's how bad you gotta. You gotta be do something to do something.

SPEAKER_05:

Next conversation, please.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, no, no. You brought that shit up. Well, in movie moves. Let's talk about movies. I do like that shirt, though. Oh no, yeah, this is nice. That's nice right there. Is that the is that the I'm over there? But I think just just uh it's like but next time you wear it, but do the fro. I had the fro earlier, actually. I don't know why you put on that ultra prim in your shit. Do the fro. Because I'm not the brother man. I'm the other man. Man, do the fro, bro. Listen, listen. I'm serious though. You had that shirt on with the fro.

SPEAKER_12:

I had it on earlier with the fro.

SPEAKER_02:

He got game, Joe.

SPEAKER_10:

You all right, right. Jesus Shuttle work.

SPEAKER_02:

That fro will work, bro. Oh, who was Denzel's name in that movie?

SPEAKER_10:

That's a good question. I have no idea. Talking about Jesus Shuttleworth. Yeah, yeah. What was his name? Uh Moses, wasn't it? Yeah, it was. Was it Moses? It was.

SPEAKER_02:

It was. Okay.

SPEAKER_10:

Because he's supposed to be in baller too. They call him Moses. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Hey, did y'all know that uh Denzel's name ain't Denzel? We've been saying it wrong this whole time. Denzel.

SPEAKER_10:

We talked about that. Yeah, we talked about that.

SPEAKER_02:

What was that?

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, that's just like saying Sade, nigga. Your name's Sadie.

SPEAKER_02:

Actually, Sade.

SPEAKER_10:

Sade, Sade, Sade, whatever. But you spell it Sade.

SPEAKER_02:

Sweet Sade. That's what I'm talking about. I was jamming out the Sade when training the other day. That was a good session. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10:

You be posting a lot of shit. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm trying to get these motherfuckers' attention. Yeah. But you know, slow, slow process. Okay. No, I don't. Actually, I am trying to get sponsored by Sour Patch Kids. Sour Patch Kids.

SPEAKER_06:

Why Sour Patch Kids?

SPEAKER_02:

Because them motherfuckers go. For training.

SPEAKER_11:

What the hell for you training?

SPEAKER_02:

The hell me. Is that a little sugar? Yeah, it's just the quick sugar.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, they do say, or sometimes, yeah, yeah. Or even if you just like if you get done and take, you know, like, you know, a little gami uh hey, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_11:

What are you carrying back there? Why not? Oh my bad.

SPEAKER_10:

She likes a country kid.

SPEAKER_02:

Go go ahead. Oh, what was I saying?

SPEAKER_04:

No, we we were just talking about the cyber patch kids. Oh, oh. And then I know I was saying, like, you know, any of the uh, you know, they got the skiddo gummies or sweetest fish. Like, you know, any of them things. Even like when you get done.

SPEAKER_02:

So even at uh, or especially at meets, at powerlifting meets, motherfuckers will come in there and would just squirt honey in their mouth right before they lift. Uh-huh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10:

They used to do that at track meets. Yeah, that's what I said. They do it at track meets. But it's best to chew the honeycomb though. Oh, okay. That's what you want. That's why I'm chewing some bit of honey.

SPEAKER_11:

That's what the honey pack is for before.

SPEAKER_10:

The honey pack depends on what relationships with the bees.

SPEAKER_02:

It all depends on what the bees do make that honey with. The honey pack for the relations. That honey is uh do the honey packs work?

SPEAKER_04:

That honey is no one, but I heard it.

SPEAKER_08:

That dark honey, that black honey.

SPEAKER_06:

It works for women too.

SPEAKER_02:

Is that right? Well, honey pack.

SPEAKER_06:

You took a honey pack before?

SPEAKER_10:

Why would you need to take a honey pack? You already brought it up.

SPEAKER_02:

You brought it up.

SPEAKER_06:

I tried everything at one time. Why would you need to take a honey pack?

SPEAKER_02:

I absolutely did.

SPEAKER_06:

And it was uh It's a libido enhancer for men and women.

SPEAKER_10:

Why would you need libido enhancers?

SPEAKER_02:

No, he's talking about you specifically.

SPEAKER_06:

Not that I need it, it's just more like just trying something.

SPEAKER_10:

I don't know. Like, I know I took mine because I wasn't really attracted to it. Oh my god. That's so bad. I know. I had to take it. I had to take it. Damn. I'm just saying. No, it was offered too much.

SPEAKER_12:

Hey, this beat was bubble gum.

SPEAKER_02:

So I had to chew it. Teach me how to do that. I mean, you don't go ahead and finish finish your thought, please. We don't want to cut off.

SPEAKER_10:

You gotta understand, like, I I'm uh when I go in the world, I didn't know you could say no to a woman. I guess you can. No, but I didn't know that when I was younger, you know. Because that was unheard of it.

SPEAKER_06:

Now it says, Ho, get out my house.

SPEAKER_10:

That was unheard of, though. Like, you know what I'm saying? I mean, you know, older, older cats know what I'm talking about. It was unheard of for you to say no. You can turn down no cooch. Yeah. That's why it's unheard of. Especially they throw it to you. They throw it to you. So I didn't know you could say no. You know what I'm saying? Man, I ain't gonna be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_06:

Man, you can say no too. I know you can now. Can know it now. Fellas, you probably should say no. I'm saying it to all those young people out there right now.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, you can say no. As a male, you can say no to a female.

SPEAKER_06:

I can say no.

SPEAKER_11:

Tesla Steve will say that.

SPEAKER_10:

I just won't tell nobody.

SPEAKER_11:

I will turn down your vagina this time. I would tell nobody. No, bitch. That's what City will say.

SPEAKER_08:

No, that's what City's Chat GPT will say. How do you refuse? How do I intercourse with a woman that you're not attracted to?

SPEAKER_06:

I will not have your genitals today.

SPEAKER_10:

You're gonna go to chat GPT? Yeah, I'll go to chat GPT. Please get your genitals out of my face. I'm in the strokes. Do I need to achieve an orgasm? To make her happy.

SPEAKER_08:

Where is that?

SPEAKER_05:

One, a two.

SPEAKER_02:

The world may never know. I never made it without biting.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, did y'all ever try that out though?

SPEAKER_02:

See, just how many licks it did take to get to the center? No. Of a tootsie pop? No. I start chewing on that thing about two licks.

SPEAKER_10:

Damn, two licks?

SPEAKER_06:

I don't have patience for that.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_06:

I really don't.

SPEAKER_10:

Just fuck me up there. A ring pop?

SPEAKER_06:

I'll sit there with a ring pop. But not a tootsie pop.

SPEAKER_10:

What's the difference?

SPEAKER_06:

I want the middle of a tootie pop. There ain't nothing in the middle of a ring pop. It's all the same.

SPEAKER_10:

I guess you're right. Hey, just stop. You're right.

SPEAKER_06:

Joe.

SPEAKER_10:

Fucking stop.

SPEAKER_06:

I will keep going.

SPEAKER_10:

Just stop. Just stop right there. He likes the middle.

SPEAKER_06:

He said, I'm about to turn my country accent off.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I ain't turning it off.

SPEAKER_10:

Just stop.

SPEAKER_02:

Bama. Let's just say Bama Joe's middle is about to get a little more. Bama Joe, just with the New York does. Just stop.

unknown:

Just.

SPEAKER_01:

He's like, God.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm dragging this gear right now.

SPEAKER_08:

Where is that African black snake come from? Darn it.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm dead, dawg.

SPEAKER_10:

Where we at? We were not.

SPEAKER_04:

We were on movies. Yeah, we were talking about movies. Okay, no, not yet.

SPEAKER_10:

I didn't see him.

SPEAKER_02:

I still haven't seen him. Okay, without spoiling it, because you know it's been like six months since I've been to the movies. Is it worth it? Him, him.

SPEAKER_04:

No, listen. You know my I I know, I know. Yes. You need to see it for yourself. I know it's weird as hell. I'm just gonna love the movie as hell. It's weird. It's different. You're gonna like it because of the football aspect. And then you can kind of see kind of like okay. I see why he did this or why he did that, but it's definitely it's definitely trippy though. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

It's definitely trippy. Yeah, probably not gonna be able to see it in the theater, so I'm gonna have to catch it on a streamer or something. I can't my Fridays are slam lately.

SPEAKER_06:

The theaters is open all week.

SPEAKER_02:

Saturdays are football.

SPEAKER_11:

Uh Sundays are football.

SPEAKER_10:

Just take one of your clients, make them pay for it.

SPEAKER_11:

Mondays are for football. Mondays are for football. Thursdays, that's not a bad idea.

SPEAKER_10:

Take one of them clients, just say while you're working out, just say, you know, I sure want to go see him. And she's gonna say, I need two. And you take her ass, make her pay for it. There you go. Damn.

SPEAKER_06:

Joseph's an entrepreneur. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

That's an opportunist. So is him.

SPEAKER_10:

Which I'm him. I'm him. Emini Jimenez.

SPEAKER_06:

You thought that was so clever. No, no.

SPEAKER_10:

Hey, that's a that that is actually a s that is actually a song. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of what I've watched lately. I did watch uh Black Rabbit on Netflix.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, I want to see it. Oh, that's the limited series. I love Him. How many episodes is that? I'm watching all of those.

SPEAKER_04:

Okay. I want to see Black Rabbit. What's that about?

SPEAKER_02:

It's pretty good. I watched all of that.

SPEAKER_04:

They got Homeboy in there, right?

SPEAKER_11:

Jason Bateman and Drew Law.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah. They're two good people. Yeah. No, it's gonna tell you one you can watch is play dirty with Mark Wallberg. I saw that all the previews of it. That shit is good. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Because it it almost started running last night after the game. Because on Prime.

SPEAKER_08:

I don't have time to be sitting here watching TV like that.

SPEAKER_06:

See, I just watch I love I watch all the time.

SPEAKER_08:

Only be turned on when it's in the park.

SPEAKER_09:

Damn. Why you stunch on us? Watch it. You can't watch it while you're driving. What about autopilot?

SPEAKER_10:

You put that bitch on autopilot.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, you gotta pay attention on autopilot. Oh, you do? Hell yeah. Yeah. Look away. They got a camera in the car.

SPEAKER_10:

There goes that drinking.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, you can driving. That's what I thought too. I thought you could sit there and fall asleep. Yeah, you kind of like the Waymo. No, anyone of y'all walk away.

SPEAKER_02:

Any one of y'all riding a Waymo? Hell no.

SPEAKER_06:

No, I had to follow one down the mountain the other day in a single lane because of construction. It kept stopping and going every five seconds and I almost crashed.

SPEAKER_10:

Would you ride one just? Oh no. She said, uh see, that's a game for me. Like I'd like to see if I can make it home. Drunk.

unknown:

Nah.

SPEAKER_11:

Lord have my. That's a game right there. Let me leave.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm gonna leave before you.

SPEAKER_11:

No, I'm gonna leave before you.

SPEAKER_10:

It's a game. Like, I can make this motherfucker. I can. It's just like right now, they told me that uh you can't outwork a bad diet. I'm gonna prove these people wrong. Oh watch me. I'm gonna prove these motherfuckers wrong. I'm gonna outwork this bad diet like a motherfucker. Bama is on one today. I'm telling you, I know, but I've been thinking about this. Oh, you can't outwork a bad diet. She's been doing this shit for years. Yeah. Only thing is I got a little older. My shit ain't processed as fast as it used to be. But goddamn. Because when you was young, you can eat anything.

SPEAKER_02:

Man, please.

SPEAKER_10:

Man, when I was when I was a young man, shit, I run three miles, go home, eat fucking half a chicken, half a gallon of milk. Yeah. Eat two or three biscuits and some rice. Okay. And some greens and peas all in one sitting. Nigga, you ran three miles. Of course you ate all that shit. Yeah, but I ain't gained no weight.

SPEAKER_02:

You ran three miles before. Now I eat that shit, man.

SPEAKER_10:

Now I eat that shit. I ain't gotta eat it.

SPEAKER_03:

That's what I was gonna say. Try to eat it now. I'm just saying, I ain't gotta eat it now. That's why I try it now. I can look at it, man.

SPEAKER_10:

Lay it up on that couch like I can look at it now. See, if I look at that shit as fuck, I'm like, oh shit, I got two pounds on the way to the bathroom. Drank three got three bottles of water, then I weighed five pounds extra.

SPEAKER_02:

Shit. New Abbott Abbott Elementary season's out. Man, I'm so behind these episodes.

SPEAKER_06:

I watched Wayward the other day. You know, I saw that on there. Hey, I saw that on there too. That looks like it was off-putting for series. Hey, so that's creepy.

SPEAKER_04:

That's a movie, though, right?

SPEAKER_06:

No, it's a limited series. Oh, Wayward is a limited series. It's on Netflix, yeah. See that's the thing. I'm watching V-Wars right now.

SPEAKER_02:

Vagina Wars?

SPEAKER_06:

V-Wars, Vampire.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, what's that on? Yeah, but that's that's that's old though.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, it's old, but I'm going through all the time. I already seen all that one. Oh, and I just watched Clickbait too. Oh, that shit's crazy. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_04:

I saw Clickbait. Clickbait, I think. Yeah, I just watched that one too. I think I seen clickbait clickbait. I think I seen clickbait.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, you've seen it, because oh oh, uh me and you was talking about it like a couple of years.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, you think I was gonna say I was saying clickbait. Yeah. I do want to see Black Rabbit. Black Rabbit's not one of two, though. It was in the movies. Uh The Smashing Machine with the Rock. Hey, y'all see how much weight he's lost? Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_10:

Hey, you think the black phone two is gonna be in again? I don't know, but I'm going to see it.

SPEAKER_02:

I w I wanna see it. First one was that was dope.

SPEAKER_11:

That comes out what? Next week? When's the Leonardo Capri one? It's out now.

SPEAKER_04:

It's out.

SPEAKER_11:

Oh, I want to see that one.

SPEAKER_04:

One battle after another. That's out. Taylor Swiss movie.

SPEAKER_02:

She got on.

SPEAKER_04:

Okay. If if y'all haven't seen it, it's about for a concert. She's shaking ass. They said she. What is that movie?

SPEAKER_10:

They said she's gonna make like Killer of the Flower Moon or whatever. Have you seen that? Killer of the Flower Moon. Whatever that is, or some shit. I heard that movie. It was pretty good. Leonardo. Yeah. He's he marries he marries his Indian chick or whatever.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah. I heard that movie was pretty good. And what did y'all think of the Revenant?

SPEAKER_11:

I haven't seen that. I thought it was all right.

SPEAKER_10:

I need to go back and watch it. I haven't seen that movie.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, yeah, no, I never I didn't watch it.

SPEAKER_10:

I didn't like that too much.

SPEAKER_06:

What's it all?

SPEAKER_10:

First of all, I was like, why the fuck you stayed in the street?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it was at the movie for a while. Let's find out. It's all I mean, it was almost too unrealistic. Like he should have been dead.

SPEAKER_04:

It's like kind of like the I don't know what this movie is called.

SPEAKER_02:

Don't you dare say it. Don't you dare say him, Nisha? Nope. Wolf Man was good. That movie's great. What are we gonna say? The gray. The gray, the gray. Yeah, the gray is a great.

SPEAKER_06:

Wolfman wasn't bad.

SPEAKER_02:

Wolfman was used. And Wolfman was good. Yeah, it wasn't bad. I like Wolfman. I've never seen that one. That was the Ozark. Yeah, it's a new one. Um yeah. Ruth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on Prime, which is the revenant. Okay. You probably gotta pay for it.

SPEAKER_06:

I have Prime.

SPEAKER_04:

Prime member? We have my best friend is.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, okay. I'm on her account.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey. When is Avatar? Is Avatar Chip? It's already. Well, they're just bringing it back for a week or something. Oh, so this isn't the new new Avatar.

SPEAKER_06:

They're making a new one though. I don't know the release date. No, this is the fire one.

SPEAKER_10:

You're talking about the fire one.

SPEAKER_06:

That one looks good. This one.

SPEAKER_10:

No, they had the forest one, the big water one. But they're just bringing the water.

SPEAKER_06:

They released the previews for the fire one.

SPEAKER_10:

The fire one. They sent previews. That looks good.

SPEAKER_06:

Because it's um this one, the avatar are against the other avatars.

SPEAKER_10:

Fire, water. No. No, these are fire ones.

SPEAKER_06:

These are like ashes. It's kind of like the fire nation.

SPEAKER_10:

Real? That sounds interesting. It's kind of like the real avatar with the fire nation.

SPEAKER_06:

He's fighting with that one.

SPEAKER_02:

Kind of like black people versus white one guy. That's pretty much all it is. So look, not go that.

SPEAKER_04:

It's two avatars out now, right? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

So this would be the third one. Yes. Okay. You got the way of the water. We'll probably go see the way of the water. Avatar and way of the water.

SPEAKER_02:

Long though. Which one? Way of the water.

SPEAKER_11:

But I know what you talk about. The airbender one. Yeah, the airbender one with the Fire Nation. It's just kind of like going into that.

SPEAKER_06:

It comes December 19th, 2022.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, that's when Avatar comes out? Right. The Avatar now has the like the they're still blue. The people they meet now is like fire babies. Fire people, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

They're like But they gave up on like their God or whatever it's called. And so they're like haters trying to fight the other ones.

SPEAKER_02:

No. Okay.

SPEAKER_10:

Well, you know the man they live on is supposed to be like alive and they don't interact with it.

SPEAKER_04:

Just check your uh local movie. See, look. And see what's out. But I know the smashing machine is the new one out.

SPEAKER_02:

Three hours and twelve minutes. Which one is that? The new avatar.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, but they're all long. They're all long.

SPEAKER_10:

No, the first one wasn't that much.

SPEAKER_02:

Was it? Yeah, it was. Let me see.

SPEAKER_10:

That motherfucker was long, boy. It took a long time to develop that bitch.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I know it took forever to develop. See, that's the thing.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm like, I mean, it's cool. Two hours and 42 minutes.

SPEAKER_02:

You got some good fingernails. You fast.

SPEAKER_10:

I am fast.

SPEAKER_03:

Why you change the subject?

SPEAKER_04:

Man, Joe is out of control, dog.

SPEAKER_02:

He's gone. Joe is our one today.

SPEAKER_06:

Go home, Joe.

SPEAKER_02:

He got that shit. Order a Waymo. I ain't going home. Fuck that Waymo. I got somewhere to be. They don't got Waymo. I ain't trusting that shit. They only got it in Tempi. Justin, you got another Waymo for you?

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, they got one down here?

SPEAKER_06:

I followed one down the mountain from Prescott.

unknown:

Really?

SPEAKER_06:

Yes.

SPEAKER_10:

The greatest song ever. Help me find my drone. They got somewhere to be. This is the end of the podcast.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm about to get some Doritos.

SPEAKER_06:

We're done.

SPEAKER_04:

Joe is out of control as always. We appreciate it. Everybody listening. Yep. Yep. Don't forget to go. Follow us on podcasts.

SPEAKER_06:

Follow us. Follow us.

SPEAKER_02:

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SPEAKER_06:

Sour Patch Kids. We've been starting.

SPEAKER_04:

Let's shout out to Charlie Brown Moon. Some love. He said Charlie Brown Moon. Any donations will be accepted. Hey, you know what we're going to start doing.

SPEAKER_08:

And we're going to have to do that. Do not talk about paywalls.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, yeah. Put a paywall up. That's all the crazy. Oh. That's what we're going to have. We're going to do the hot mic. Let's do a hot mic. And then we're going to do the uh we're going to put that behind the paywall. Let's do a hot mic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

Put a picture up of Joe's feet.

SPEAKER_04:

We're going to start a feature.

SPEAKER_02:

We're going to start a feet finder. Nobody's talking my feet. Nobody's talking about my fine. So Jessica Feet Finder. She already got a profile.

SPEAKER_10:

You put a picture of my feet up there, ain't canceling it for real.

SPEAKER_11:

Hey, we're going to start an OnlyFans podcast.

SPEAKER_10:

Wait. You put my feet in some paroxys, it look like egg white. No, we're going to start an OnlyFans. Nobody's talking podcast.

SPEAKER_06:

No, we're not. Starting. Just Jess. So can you need the OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_02:

We're going to get you some money. It's going to cast tape. Featuring Chad GP's.

SPEAKER_10:

I got old man's feet.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_10:

My shit's so fucked up. I can take a shower with socks on. God damn it. Just fucking grip on the.

SPEAKER_06:

He's got the sparnacles on there.

SPEAKER_02:

Joe, you can you can do the firewall. Hey Joe, Joe wake up, see his own feet and get scared. Joe, Joe, you can walk.

SPEAKER_10:

The only thing ain't got no statin sheets. I tear them motherfuckers up.

SPEAKER_02:

Joe, can you walk on hot cold? No, I can't walk on. You gotta sleep.

SPEAKER_12:

You gotta sleep with slippers on.

SPEAKER_10:

Shit. I put my socks on before I get in the bed. I tear them sheets the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02:

Shit. You gotta put you gotta put shoes off. But I'm gonna okay. Here's my tip though.

SPEAKER_10:

Hey, hey, satin sheets are overrated. I agree.

SPEAKER_06:

No grip.

SPEAKER_10:

No, I I know. You trying to sit up with that. I know I'm gonna tell you something. I went, I was in some satin sheets one time. And everybody trying to be sexy and shit. I went and jumped on the bed and slid right the fuck off the top. He was trying to look cool getting up like oh. I'm meant to do that. So if you don't believe me, get you some bucket shot and she just jumped your ass up there and see what happens. Slide right the fuck off the right. Oh no, we're gonna slide on out of here. All right.