We came for First Friday, stayed for the inflatable sheep

You know that friend who swears they “didn’t pass out, just blacked out,” and then remembers the jet ski at the bottom of the pool? That’s the energy we bring as we crash through First Friday, wild party lore, and the kind of confessions only a tight crew can pull out of each other. We bounce from BuzzBalls and Wapatuli fruit bombs to a floating sheep myth that may or may not be real, and somehow it all sets the stage for a surprisingly honest question: is sexting with AI cheating—or just modern loneliness with better UI?

The jokes fly fast, but the heart shows. We spar over porn ID laws, privacy paranoia, deleting search histories, and the weird intimacy of voice—why a deep, country drawl can feel like gravity. Then the vibe shifts: we dig into Puff Daddy headlines, consent and age-of-consent laws, and how clout and parenting decisions warp the line between “grown” and “not.” That opens the door to family: who had both parents, who didn’t, who became a “good dad” after swearing they wouldn’t repeat the past. It’s raw, funny, and unfiltered—because real life isn’t tidy, and neither are we.

We cool it down with movie and series recs (Black Rabbit, Play Dirty, Clickbait, The Revenant, Avatar’s elemental saga) and debate what’s worth your queue. We swap gym hacks—Sour Patch Kids for quick carbs, honey shots before max lifts—and tell the truth about libido “boosters” and learning to say no even when old scripts say yes. Finally, we geek out on EV torque, autopilot reality checks, and why Waymo still gives us the ick. It’s a ride from chaos to clarity, held together by the kind of chemistry you can’t fake.

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Transcript

Cold Open, Intros, First Friday

SPEAKER_02 0:10

You didn't hear that, did you?

SPEAKER_06 0:14

Well, mic, you know this.

SPEAKER_04 0:20

I didn't say shit. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here for another week of uh comedy entertainment. And wondering what Joe is gonna say to get us canceled.

SPEAKER_02 0:37

I don't know. I'm thinking it might be thinking it might be Steve today.

SPEAKER_01 0:43

He keeps it off the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 0:45

Right. Harry Swift's new album is out.

SPEAKER_10 0:49

And it's first Friday. It is first Friday. Yeah. Oh, you Swifties out there. Nah, I can't go, man.

SPEAKER_04 0:57

Hey, people ain't even need to know what day it was. They might be listening to this on the Thursday. It's First Friday, baby. It's Friday somewhere. All right, anyway. Yeah. We are here. Thank you for listening. Follow us on Instagram at Nobody's Talking Podcast. I ain't even giving you Twitter. We'll only be on there. I forgot about Instagram. Can we even be on Instagram?

SPEAKER_12 1:19

I'll be on Instagram.

SPEAKER_04 1:21

Somebody gotta be on there for us.

SPEAKER_08 1:25

Somebody on there.

SPEAKER_06 1:25

I don't even answer my phone.

SPEAKER_04 1:27

Nobody's talking podcast. On IG. DM us. You can send all your nasty picks. Joe, we'll get him.

SPEAKER_10 1:40

Yeah. And we'll look at him and critique them. Especially since you know they banning porn. From where? Say we don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:53

They ain't banning it.

SPEAKER_04 1:55

Hey, my dude, wait, real quick, when you was talking about like my dude stay in uh Texas. And he was like, man, uh porn ain't banned in Texas. We all we watch porn in Texas. He lives in Dallas. Well let's hey let's get through the intros.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

Dallas is kind of different though. Yeah. Anyway. Intros, intros, and I'm gonna go. We'll talk about it. Intros.

Socials, DMs, and Spicy Banter

SPEAKER_04 2:15

This is your boy Bosco. Sent to my left. You know, Silky, I think, is making an appearance today.

SPEAKER_06 2:24

Oh hell today.

SPEAKER_04 2:28

All right. It must be some titties. You know what? There are a couple of them in here.

SPEAKER_12 2:36

It must be some titties in the house.

SPEAKER_02 2:38

My apologies, Steve. And they had eye level.

SPEAKER_06 2:41

Just because you avoid eye contact.

unknown 2:43

Listen.

SPEAKER_10 2:43

I'm a boy.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

My eyes are up here.

SPEAKER_10 2:47

Simply in the build.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

We all see them. And to my left. What's up, y'all? This be the one they call Christian. And uh Christian. I got nothing else to add. Obviously. Come on, boy. Sitting to my left, we have the one and only.

SPEAKER_10 3:05

God damn, this is Alabama Joe, baby. AKA knockout fitness himself. Right, baby. Yes, new and improved. Join me. Join me. And to my left.

SPEAKER_08 3:16

Looking like Mike motherfucking Tyson. Superman is in the building.

SPEAKER_02 3:21

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew.

SPEAKER_04 3:29

We did two dang games for that. Where's the white women? Yeah, into my look.

SPEAKER_09 3:38

The nice chance.

SPEAKER_06 3:43

You need a better name.

SPEAKER_10 3:46

You need a better name. You should be like crypto like dudes. You have to follow the superman. You know the women that Superman ass up.

SPEAKER_02 4:08

KT. I'm weak.

SPEAKER_12 4:12

Why is Kryptonite next to me? He's on the cryptography. He has lost his power.

SPEAKER_10 4:18

I mean, you just need a different name, though. You know, just I think you've been missed. I like just Jess. I like just Jess.

SPEAKER_11 4:24

Listen, what is what is today's podcast bought to us by? Bubbly.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Go ahead. Do the ad read. That's all you got? Where the buzzballs?

SPEAKER_06 4:36

Sorry. Barry Cherry Limeade Buzzballs.

SPEAKER_02 4:40

Bosco, we gotta get her some ad read. Fuzzballs?

SPEAKER_10 4:44

And and is that fuzzballs?

SPEAKER_06 4:47

And else we got my 32-ounce Pepsi drink.

SPEAKER_04 4:52

What's in there?

SPEAKER_06 4:53

Um Red, the red Mountain Dew? What's that one called? Code red. It literally has the color.

Party Drinks: BuzzBalls to Goldfish Bowls

SPEAKER_04 4:59

I had a regular Mountain Dew earlier today.

SPEAKER_10 5:02

That's a buzz ball, you say. Is that what that is? That's what they do.

SPEAKER_08 5:04

Yeah, you're gonna throw that into a frosted beer. There we go. No, it's fair. It's like a it's like a uh a chaser to the frosted beer. What the buzz balls? One of those one of those purple.

SPEAKER_04 5:16

I was up in Flagstaff and I saw one of those, and it was big.

SPEAKER_02 5:20

It was like a big, too. Yeah, it's like little faith. About as big as a basketball.

SPEAKER_08 5:26

That's what the kids have faith don't get drinking. Hey, I was like, everybody stick a straw in there and be fucked up. That's what the kids are drinking now, those buzz balls.

SPEAKER_10 5:32

Oh, you remember, I remember back in the day. You know they used to make the punch bowls. Yeah, yeah, and everybody used to pour stuff in it. Well, no, no, no, no, no. We used to go to this place called the Shiloh, right? Uh-huh. And you can order a goldfish bowl whatever the fuck you want. Right. Whatever you want makes a goldfish bowl, and they put like fucking 10 straws in it. Whoppa to week? Man, you go in that motherfucker and order a goddamn goldfish bowl full of jack and coat.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

Uh huh. And it ain't with two of y'all.

SPEAKER_10 6:03

Oh, my love. My heart messed up.

SPEAKER_06 6:07

That's so nasty.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

Dude, you can come out of there walking sideways. You ain't sideways. You didn't even make it out walking. Man, I would have been all on myself. Ain't no way.

SPEAKER_10 6:18

Didn't even make it out the building. I'm telling you. I'll be like, wait a minute. I ain't got no bunk beds.

SPEAKER_04 6:29

I'm dead. Where's the craziest place you passed out of? The Philippines.

SPEAKER_11 6:38

You gotta give us some context.

SPEAKER_10 6:40

Oh no, I I I passed out.

SPEAKER_04 6:43

So this is a podcast. Yeah, story. No, no, no, no, no, no. I was drinking.

SPEAKER_10 6:48

We were drinking some crazy horse or some shit. And um I passed out. And I woke up. I was walking through the gate. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

So you bought a beer at 12 48.

SPEAKER_11 7:07

What gate? What gate? The military? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 7:09

I mean, no, I don't know what the fuck I did. I'm just saying. I just knew I blacked out around about eight o'clock. Okay. I woke up about. That's a blackout. Yeah, that's not a pass out. No.

SPEAKER_06 7:19

Pass out is where you fell asleep on the damn stuff. No, all I know, I woke up.

SPEAKER_10 7:22

I was handing the motherfucker my license. Hey, I'm dead serious.

SPEAKER_12 7:29

Pass out for you ass out laying out on the floor out in front of something.

SPEAKER_10 7:35

Oh bro.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

Any of y'all ever passed out? I blacked out. I mean, I must have been like you passed out. Oh, yeah, I passed out.

SPEAKER_10 7:42

No, I blacked out one. I was at home though when I did that. I woke up, my fucking feet were straight up in the air, and I was sitting on the table.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

Well shit. I passed out. Black didn't pass out. Yeah. Where at? I had to be about nine. In Vegas. Yeah. Damn. Vegas? Vegas. Damn. Yeah. I've never passed out outside of my house. Oh man.

SPEAKER_06 8:03

I'm really good at keeping myself awake unless I'm safe.

SPEAKER_08 8:06

Oh, this is back in like 2004. We had a house party. We had a pool party. We had jet skis in the back in the pool. In the pool. Riding in fucking circles. Sound like some Project X shit. Hey man, whatever that movie is.

SPEAKER_03 8:23

There ain't no black people partying like that.

Blackouts vs Pass-outs: Story Time

SPEAKER_08 8:26

Bro, bro. If you don't get them fumes out of my pool, nigga. We got Mexicans. We got a Mexican. We got a white boy. We got another motherfucking like a Filipino. And we got meat. We was all in one house.

SPEAKER_02 8:36

That was turned up.

SPEAKER_08 8:37

We was all in one house. So we had a house party. And we invited a whole bunch of. Well, actually, we didn't invite a whole bunch of people. We invited a handful of people, but a whole bunch of people ended up showing up. These motherfuckers started finding out about our party time. And we had miners that came from down the street, because I know they mom. And they came down, but I wouldn't give them any alcohol. They brought their own alcohol. Bro, I was like, y'all can't be drinking out here in the front yard. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? Get the back. Get your asses in the back. Look at that. Bad influence. Man. Bro, we had this Wapatoue. I we made this shit from Costco. We know how you go to Costco and you get all those big ass bottles, right? And we had a watermelon and we had all this fruit and we lined this garbage can up with one of them like tall garbage bags. I mean, this was like a 30, uh, 50, what do you call it? 55 gallon bag. 55 gallon bag. Yeah. 55 gallon bag. We put all that shit in there, we cut it all up, all the fruit up, we poured all the liquors in there, and we let that shit fermentate for 24 to 48 hours before the party. Jeez, that shit was fire. It was off the chain. Everybody that had a drink was like, man, who made this Wappa Toolie? I was like, Yeah, we did that shit. All of us did that shit because it was like a collective bargaining of alcoholism. Everybody was like, oh, I gotta ask some of this. Oh, we gotta ask some of that.

SPEAKER_02 10:03

See, I was in their plan, Dr. Frankenstein is shit.

SPEAKER_08 10:06

The drink didn't get you fucked up. That's what was fucked up. The fruit was what you got you fucked up. Who ate that fruit?

SPEAKER_07 10:10

Then you think it swallowed up. Boom. I ate a couple pieces and I passed out in the front yard. I woke up with the sprinkles on. At 4 30 in the morning, it was a I jumped up like, hey, hey, oh shit.

SPEAKER_08 10:25

Man, I'm fucked up. And I go to the back, everybody was uh was like out of the pool, but they were in the house playing cards and games and shit, right? Because we had some games. And I looked, I said, hey man, why is the jet ski at the bottom of the pool? It turned out that the jet ski had bad seals on it, so the longer it sat in the water, it just started sinking. Oh damn. Was it an outside pool?

SPEAKER_02 10:49

Yeah, it was an outside pool. Like not an outside pool.

SPEAKER_06 10:51

Yeah, it's a they couldn't get the yeah, they couldn't get it.

SPEAKER_02 10:54

Yeah, it's a rectangle, it was a volleyball pool. We had it big enough for a volleyball court. Damn, what do they call those? They don't they don't call them outside pools. In ground? In ground. Not an in-ground pool. Oh, opposite of that. Above the ground. Oh, above ground. Yeah, above ground.

SPEAKER_06 11:07

Oh no, you wouldn't be able to lift the jet ski up there. It was in ground.

SPEAKER_08 11:09

That shit sat down to the deep end. So I had to dive in, my boy delved in. We both went down. We pushed the thing up. It was cool till we got it up to the top. Once we got to the top, that thing was so full of water, man. Hell! Trying to get it out so we can drain the water out of it. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 11:26

That's the prequel to project, actually. Jess your turn.

SPEAKER_06 11:30

What?

SPEAKER_04 11:30

When you passed out. When you passed out.

SPEAKER_06 11:32

Oh, I just got really, really, really drunk and then.

SPEAKER_04 11:35

Oh, is that wait, is this the one when you walked? Remember, didn't she tell us one time she walked like five miles or two miles?

SPEAKER_06 11:41

No, no, I didn't pass out on the side.

SPEAKER_04 11:42

Like to the oh no.

SPEAKER_06 11:44

No, no, no. I was awake for that.

SPEAKER_04 11:46

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 11:46

No, I just fell asleep um in the bathroom on the floor with like a piece of bread in my hand because they were trying to feed me. And I put it in my mouth. And then I ate, like I chewed on it, and I was like, ew. So I spit it out in my hand. I just held it and I fell asleep. And I woke up and I was like, oh, there's bread.

SPEAKER_10 12:08

You didn't drink it, did you? No. Okay, okay. I gotta quit drinking. Is it a napkin? Even that sounded sick. No, it was bread.

SPEAKER_06 12:16

The bread that I spit out of my mouth.

SPEAKER_02 12:18

Was it wonder bread?

SPEAKER_06 12:19

No, it was that nasty wheat bread that you get for like two dollars.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

Remember that? Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_06 12:24

The store.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

That dry ass shit.

SPEAKER_06 12:25

Yeah, and they tried to feed me that. I wouldn't eat that shit sober.

SPEAKER_02 12:28

At least they tried.

SPEAKER_06 12:29

They did. They did. They left a water bottle next to me and everything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 12:33

She said they had water bottles next to me.

unknown 12:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 12:36

Steve. I passed out.

SPEAKER_06 12:38

They're like, come on, go to bed. I was like, no. They were trying to sober up.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

Are you a happy drunk or you a bow drunk? Okay.

SPEAKER_10 12:45

Steve, tell us about the party. Somebody invited it to. We had the blow-up sheep in the pool. The what? The blow-up sheep. The blow-up sheep. Man, you better we went to that party, they had that blow-up sheep in the pool. They say, where you get the floaties from?

SPEAKER_02 13:11

Big ass blow-up sheep? Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 13:12

You remember that? Now you're coming to me, you had the blow-up sheep.

SPEAKER_12 13:15

Bro.

SPEAKER_10 13:16

It had the I was like, is that the shit? They had the whole Velcro cover so you can tear the cover off and go to town on that man. It was crazy.

SPEAKER_06 13:26

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_12 13:28

Which one of y'all went to town on that shit? That shit was hilarious. You know that shit.

SPEAKER_02 13:37

I'm gonna tell you. He laughing, but this had to be a white party too. Hold up.

SPEAKER_04 13:42

Oh yeah. I remember. You were there too. I remember. I remember. Yeah, you were.

SPEAKER_10 13:48

This was the night he passed up. You were there. You were there. Hey, and we was like, where did you get this floating from? He was like, You was in the floor.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_10 14:00

I was there.

unknown 14:01

I was there.

SPEAKER_02 14:03

I didn't see the sheep. No, Joe, no, Joe. I wasn't. I wasn't too focused on the sheep.

SPEAKER_10 14:12

We'll talk about it later, but the motherfucking sheep was in pool though, man.

SPEAKER_04 14:20

Yeah, I remember that. I remember them saying that. That's funny.

SPEAKER_10 14:25

You didn't get that motherfucker from Walmart. Not that one.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

It was there apparently.

SPEAKER_07 14:31

That was from Amazon with T.

SPEAKER_02 14:34

That is hilarious. I didn't know anything about them shenanigans.

SPEAKER_10 14:42

Like, yeah, these motherfuckers lost their money.

SPEAKER_12 14:46

What am I supposed to do with that shit?

SPEAKER_08 14:48

Oh man, hell no. Supposed to take her in the back.

SPEAKER_10 14:54

Take her around back. Just be nice to me. I'll put some more air in there.

SPEAKER_04 15:02

God, that is hilarious.

SPEAKER_07 15:08

Hey man, your sheep over there farting, man.

SPEAKER_02 15:13

That's what they made.

SPEAKER_04 15:15

Hey, look, hey, look, speaking of the sheep, uh, I was listening to uh Johnny's house. And they were talking how I guess people are having, I guess they pose the question like, is it cheating or not cheating? Because people are having uh like sexy conversations with uh ChatGPT or or something. No, but I'm just saying, but did y'all know that y'all could do that to Chat GPT? Oh yeah, you can do it. I'm sure you can do that. You can have like sexy conversations. Yeah, you can have anything.

SPEAKER_10 15:52

That is sick.

SPEAKER_06 15:53

Chat GPT don't judge.

SPEAKER_10 15:54

That's sick, though. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 15:57

Damn, Joe, ready. Chat GPT. What we got right there, Joe? Stick your finger in me.

SPEAKER_11 16:04

And they'd be like, I'm sorry, but I can't do that. But you know, you probably can find someone else to do that. I wish I could help you.

SPEAKER_10 16:10

Oh, so you done done it already. You asked Chad Pittsburgh. That sounded like a chat joke. I have to talk about trauma.

SPEAKER_02 16:18

What's the craziest thing you can ask Chad to pay Jack with a T2? I've never really used it.

unknown 16:25

What?

Is Sexting with AI Cheating?

SPEAKER_10 16:25

No, I haven't. You go sick, motherfucker. Ask her to speak to you with cat meat. This is cheap boy.

SPEAKER_12 16:33

Cheap boy. Don't you sit up here and judge me?

SPEAKER_05 16:38

You go and have a ripping up with Chat Grows.

SPEAKER_12 16:43

I think that they were velcro pennies.

SPEAKER_02 16:48

I was there. Two of them.

SPEAKER_12 16:50

I didn't miss all of this. You gonna sit up here and judge me about my conversation with the chat.

SPEAKER_10 16:56

You sick, man. You need help. You can't even get a time. You need to help you have intellectual. You need to go up there and put up the flagstaff with them. What's the sick man? What's that sex place? They got up there, Flagstaff.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

Was that hedonism in it? No, not hedonism. No, not that, not that.

SPEAKER_10 17:18

You know, where they need help. Oh, I have no idea about that.

SPEAKER_06 17:22

That's called the Meadows.

SPEAKER_10 17:23

Oh, yeah, the weak the sex addict people.

SPEAKER_04 17:26

Hey, fake famous people go to that one, I believe. Yeah, you can't get in that one then.

SPEAKER_02 17:29

Do that.

SPEAKER_04 17:30

Go there to the cheap one. Bump out of the paint. No, I know. I'm just dumb.

SPEAKER_06 17:33

You doing that shit you had. Kate Moss went there, Donatella Versace.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

Oh, the famous. Kate Moss went there. Yeah, famous people go there. I didn't know Britney Spitz was that. Sex rehab and Kate Moss went there.

SPEAKER_06 17:43

It's a whole bunch of it. It's sex rehab, drug rehab. Oh, okay. So it's not just that. It's just rehab.

SPEAKER_10 17:48

It's sex rehab. That's where you need to go. Why?

SPEAKER_06 17:52

ChatGPT. Chat PT why you need to go. I bet she has an answer. Pull your search history. Do you ever use ChatGPT?

SPEAKER_04 18:00

I've never used ChatGPT.

SPEAKER_09 18:02

Delete search history. ChatGPT. Control H.

SPEAKER_10 18:07

I don't trust the bitch. I ain't learned. I know I had I always delete my history. Fuck that shit.

SPEAKER_06 18:14

I don't ever search up anything. No.

SPEAKER_10 18:17

I got instructions. I absolutely do.

SPEAKER_06 18:20

No, I've never used Chat GPT.

SPEAKER_10 18:22

Take my hard drive out in the desert and shoot it. He said, burn it, shoot it. Shoot it.

SPEAKER_06 18:28

I made it with me.

SPEAKER_10 18:29

I want you to 300 blackout. Hey, 300 rounds of 300 blackout in that motherfucker. Just let it have it. No survivors. None. None whatsoever. No. Nothing left. Not a trace. Speaking of that, I need some 300 blackout ads.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

Man, I need to get some too. Not 300 blackout, but I need to re-up. Yeah. Hold on. I'm going to ask ChatGPT a question. Just some nines. Oh my God. Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_06 18:53

What are you going to ask? Take your silky voice off, nigga. Hey.

SPEAKER_04 18:58

So wait. We don't want to hear this. Will Chat GPT would it would it talk out loud? Can you put it? Oh, so it's going to say it. You can say it over the over the microphone. Oh, damn, Joe. Joe's saying that.

SPEAKER_06 19:12

Joe's been ready.

SPEAKER_04 19:12

Talk that shit.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

Oh man.

SPEAKER_06 19:15

You should have known he brought the slushy.

SPEAKER_02 19:17

Hey, ChatGPT, look at him. What did Joe do to that sheep in the pool?

SPEAKER_00 19:23

Hey there. Well, I have to say that's a pretty unique question. I'm not seeing any context around a Joe and a sheep in a pool from what we've talked about before, so I'm guessing this might be a joke or a funny story.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

What have y'all talked about before, Chat GPT? Hey, don't listen to him, ChatGPT.

SPEAKER_10 19:41

What was your last conversation with Silk? Chat GPT.

SPEAKER_02 19:49

Delete, delete. My bad, Jessie was just about to get the T too. I know. My bad. That was that was me.

SPEAKER_06 19:54

I know. I was reading it.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

Oh, you was reading?

SPEAKER_06 19:57

I was reading what she was about to say. But you guys like to cut women off.

SPEAKER_05 20:01

Oh, what the man?

SPEAKER_10 20:05

That's fucked up, bro. You even cheap. I bitches bad. That's fucked up. I'm chat. I didn't got tips and nothing.

SPEAKER_04 20:15

I thought Chat GPT was a guy, honestly. Take a shot at that. Listen, you could change the voice on chat.

Privacy Paranoia and Ammo Talk

SPEAKER_11 20:20

It's like Siri. Siri can be a dude. Siri can be a hat. Chat GPT. Change your voice. Change your voice to a man's voice. Why? Just change it to a man's voice. Say hi to everybody.

SPEAKER_00 20:46

All right. Switching over to a more masculine voice now. Here we go.

unknown 20:51

Hi everyone.

SPEAKER_12 20:55

What the hell? Got a masculine. Let me let me go ahead. You need to go to that. You need to go to that one.

SPEAKER_05 21:04

Hi everyone.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

Hi everyone.

SPEAKER_10 21:05

You sound like you just got big.

SPEAKER_01 21:07

You need to go to that.

SPEAKER_10 21:08

Oh my god. Just hit the high note on us. Listen.

SPEAKER_05 21:12

Hi everyone.

SPEAKER_10 21:14

Come on, hit it. Go ahead and hit it. Peer pressure, baby. Hit that peer pressure. My body is a temple. Is it?

SPEAKER_06 21:20

It's a temple for the liquor.

SPEAKER_01 21:22

GBT said otherwise.

SPEAKER_06 21:23

It's a temple for the liquor.

SPEAKER_10 21:24

For the liquor. Hey, hey, hey, Chat GBT says otherwise. What's in there, Joe?

SPEAKER_06 21:28

She said she wants you to.

SPEAKER_10 21:31

Don't try to don't try to switch it up now. Was she professional black at first? You don't deserve it. You don't deserve it.

SPEAKER_04 21:37

Hey, can I can I change my my map? Can I change that to British?

SPEAKER_06 21:42

Yeah, your Google Maps? Yeah. Yeah, you can change everything.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

Just say Gulf of America on it.

SPEAKER_06 21:48

You're good. Let me see.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

Jess, you married to Jesus now.

SPEAKER_06 21:53

Jesus?

SPEAKER_02 21:53

Why do you say that?

SPEAKER_06 21:54

Why do you say that?

SPEAKER_02 21:55

Look at the ring.

SPEAKER_04 21:56

Look at the lockdown. You know what? We will not bring Jesus in to the book.

SPEAKER_06 22:00

My ring says Playboy.

SPEAKER_04 22:02

Dad, dad. I can't see that far.

SPEAKER_06 22:04

It says Playboy.

SPEAKER_04 22:05

We are not going to be able to do that. Sorry, but I didn't know Jesus. God fearing family members. Yes. Amen. Praise the Lord, Jesus. Okay, let's get back to these shenanigans. Now back to the chat GPT anyway.

SPEAKER_11 22:24

So a friend of mine told me that in order to access going adult websites. Arizona has shut them down because they have now shit. I did see something about it. They now are going to start requiring identification.

SPEAKER_08 22:55

I mean, I don't I don't want to free with these worlds websites, but uh for the city.

Voice Accents, Country Bass, and Flirt Jokes

SPEAKER_10 23:04

Same shit. Same shit. All they they videos are the same videos. You see one week. That's every it's gonna be they don't have no new content. But anyway, new new shit. What?

SPEAKER_04 23:26

What the porn?

SPEAKER_10 23:28

Yeah, we good. You don't want porn in that way.

SPEAKER_04 23:32

Hey, I told you I know my boy in Texas.

SPEAKER_10 23:36

In Texas.

SPEAKER_04 23:36

He got to work. Hey, he said, hey, porn is alive and well. I don't know if he watches it or if he knows somebody that watches it. All I know is he told me that he's alive and well.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

It might be uh cryptonite titties. Please take a drink. Kryptonite.

SPEAKER_12 24:00

If they end the way, kryptonite.

SPEAKER_04 24:03

Listen, if they end the way, you already have it on British. Or take. It don't sound what you're doing.

SPEAKER_06 24:12

You just have to find the right British for you.

SPEAKER_04 24:14

No, no, what I'm saying is I always use maps and it is not. So Jess, I got a question for you.

SPEAKER_11 24:21

What's the sexiest accent that you find in a guy?

SPEAKER_02 24:25

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, oi, oi.

SPEAKER_06 24:31

Um deep. Deep country, I think.

SPEAKER_10 24:35

That's what I'm talking about. I knew you wanted me.

SPEAKER_06 24:37

Deep country.

SPEAKER_10 24:42

I just felt it in my bones. Deep country. I felt it in my bones.

SPEAKER_06 24:48

That's high country.

SPEAKER_08 24:49

I don't think you got deep in your deep country. She liked that twine. Damn. Twine in that country. Twine.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

I like that deep. Nah, you caught the big. I don't think you caught that, Silkie.

SPEAKER_06 24:59

I don't think you didn't. You didn't catch the title. I like bass to a voice. Like deep deep voice.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:10

You ain't even in the fight. British should be anything, but. First of all, you ain't even in the fight.

SPEAKER_12 25:13

She already told you she wants a country still. Hey, why you talking more country? He got more country. The more lit he gets. I tell you, I said, I said you ain't even in the fight. Y'all boys ain't even in the fight.

SPEAKER_10 25:34

You ain't in the fight, baby. You ain't. You ain't seen pack your shit up and go. I don't need to be in the fight. Ooh, ain't that some good shit?

SPEAKER_02 25:42

Uh uh. Talk that shit, baby. Hey, speaking of which, what's Nick Saban up to nowadays? I don't give a fuck. I mean, Belichick is with North. He's still with North Practice.

SPEAKER_08 25:56

Fuck that motherfucker. Nick Saban talking with motherfucking uh Tyler Brady and them. Oh, he's on the SPM. Yeah, he on fuck that motherfucker. He'll abandon us. You on college days. He's on college days.

SPEAKER_10 26:04

Oh, the game that's he abandoned us or fuck him in the ass.

SPEAKER_02 26:09

I want to know why y'all sound more country. It's gonna be alright. Yeah. I'm always country. Sorry, this is me. Joe's voice done. He in L.

SPEAKER_10 26:17

He from he he he he technically from Alabas.

SPEAKER_08 26:21

With Alabama roots. He got roots. Yeah, I got the roots. Roots. You know, it turns on when I go down there and then it turns off when I come back. Got them roots. Like, go stop.

SPEAKER_02 26:34

So you so you like deep country.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

No, I like deep anything.

SPEAKER_06 26:40

And you have to have like a base to your voice.

SPEAKER_00 26:42

She said, wait. She said low anything.

SPEAKER_08 26:45

That's deep edge. Like a low bass. Wait right over his head.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

Right over his head.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

My voice is deep enough. You don't get it. No.

SPEAKER_04 26:54

I don't know. Nigga, she said deep anything. Oh. Oh, my bad.

SPEAKER_08 27:00

Smack me upside the head with it. That's how deep I like it.

SPEAKER_07 27:08

I can only smack your cheek. Listen.

SPEAKER_10 27:12

I'm like, Silky just be pissed. That's what you're telling, Silky. Hey, Silky. No, you're breaking my heart. Move it out the way. I'm coming through. Scoot that be joke. Move it to the left. You gotta move it to the right. You know it curved to the left.

SPEAKER_04 27:34

Hey, I knew this was gonna be crazy when we started. Yeah, man. I should have recorded. I just don't be wanting to do the hot mics. Yeah, we can't do hot mics, dog. Joe already gonna get his cancel. We're about to talk about Puff Daddy. So far. Bro. When we finna talk about Puff Daddy.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

He just took another pull, too.

SPEAKER_04 27:52

They said he got uh five years, 50 months.

SPEAKER_10 27:56

That's it.

Puff Daddy Headlines and Consent Laws

SPEAKER_02 27:56

50 months. Gee, he's good then. 50 months? Five years for what? What they get him with. I don't know the exact thing.

SPEAKER_04 28:02

Yeah, so he'll be out in like two and a half, right?

SPEAKER_11 28:08

I think he'll probably serve by 24.

SPEAKER_04 28:11

I think he'll probably. I'll probably do 10 more months.

SPEAKER_11 28:13

I think he'll serve about a year.

SPEAKER_04 28:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 28:15

That's okay though.

SPEAKER_04 28:16

He'll do like it was something about prostitution.

SPEAKER_08 28:18

That's all it was.

SPEAKER_04 28:19

But like across state lines. But he's trafficking. But listen.

SPEAKER_08 28:23

No, he wasn't found guilty on that.

SPEAKER_04 28:24

But yeah, because they said he loses he never paid. He never paid anybody. Nope. Don't run. The young ladies paid. What is that?

SPEAKER_06 28:39

I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_11 28:44

Is it moonshine?

SPEAKER_06 28:45

I don't know. It just I just swallowed it as fast as I could. And then you can't.

SPEAKER_11 28:51

Four years ago.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

Wait, you just swallowed it as well. Hey, what what's what's uh what is it, Joe?

SPEAKER_10 29:00

Uh we're gonna finish it up.

SPEAKER_04 29:02

The Alabama the Alabama special.

SPEAKER_10 29:05

Okay, I got you.

SPEAKER_04 29:06

I don't like that. So now you can't handle the truth. Back to Puff Daddy. So he got four years.

SPEAKER_11 29:12

Four years. Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 29:17

I wonder for all the people that was just sitting up here condemning him.

SPEAKER_10 29:22

I don't think he should have got a goddamn thing. I know, man. Them people grown. Shit. No, he was just freaky. Right. He was just freaky. Nah, they were grown. Yeah, they were.

SPEAKER_08 29:32

He wasn't like fucking. It wasn't like that, whatchamacallit. What's the name? It was grown. It wasn't like that.

SPEAKER_10 29:36

The one that was 18 and all that shit, they grown. Prostitution. It ain't the one that's not. He never paid. He never paid. He never got charged for prostitution. It don't matter then. Beside the point, they were grown.

SPEAKER_08 29:53

18 is grown.

SPEAKER_10 29:54

That's right. And you were in North Carolina 13. Damn. I'm a Florida 16. No, I think it was 13 out of 10 too. But what I'm saying, well, no, what I'm saying is though, I remember we looked that shit up before. No, we did. Now in North Carolina, like 13, the age of consent and all that shit. That's disturbing. That's ridiculous. And now there's certain states that trying to lower that shit.

SPEAKER_06 30:19

No. What?

SPEAKER_10 30:20

Yeah, that's like Utah. They're trying to lower that shit.

SPEAKER_06 30:23

What? Yeah, Utah's on some weird shit. It's always been a good thing.

SPEAKER_10 30:26

No, but I'm saying their states are trying to lower the age of consent. They want to get them young.

SPEAKER_06 30:31

Christian.

SPEAKER_10 30:32

That's crazy as fuck. It is though. But but that's very young. That's disturbing. That's a baby. That's disturbing. And like I said, the R. Kelly thing disturbing. I mean, he was fucked up.

SPEAKER_06 30:44

It's still disturbing. Like, I don't know. Fresh people.

SPEAKER_10 30:46

The thing about it is all the motherfuckers should have got went to jail for China Negle. His parents. All the parents. That's all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 30:55

I agree. Some of the parents was dropping them off. Yeah. Because what they do, all they they see the star, and they probably grew up listening to this star's music. I'm not gonna even say nobody's name, just yeah, whatever star it is. And then the parent is just like, oh, you know, like it's like exactly. It's the same thing, like total, totally different, but with that quarterback from Tennessee.

SPEAKER_06 31:24

What's his name? I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_04 31:26

The quarterback from Tennessee. What's his name? You remember he went he went from Tennessee to UCLA because his parents tried to strong arm Tennessee. Now they don't even want the boy out there at UCLA no more. Shit, what is it?

SPEAKER_06 31:39

I don't remember, but I know he's talking about it.

SPEAKER_10 31:42

And he might, not, not DJ Ugalungale. No, not him.

SPEAKER_04 31:46

And he he might say it again, Joe.

SPEAKER_10 31:48

DJ. Uga Ungulate. Wait, is that the young man's name? No, that's not him. He he said that, but that's not the guy. He was at Clemson. Nico.

SPEAKER_04 31:59

Yeah, the Nico car.

SPEAKER_10 32:00

Yeah. Yeah. Ungolate was at uh so now this is what I'm saying. Clemson.

SPEAKER_04 32:04

Clemson. I mean, I get it. I mean, like I said, always make jokes and talk about I'm a hood baby, a trench baby. So you telling me you at 1.52 million at some point. I mean, you gotta stop just being a greedy man. Just ball out, go to the NFL, and get your money.

SPEAKER_10 32:29

Right.

SPEAKER_04 32:30

Or you gonna make your money. He's a very handsome young man. You play for at the time Tennessee, you just make your money off the off the field. And I'ma blame a few AAU parents whose kid ain't shit. And you know your kid ain't shit. That's why I don't train, because I'm scared. Because I'm gonna sit up here and let them know.

SPEAKER_10 32:56

The thing is, I wouldn't go as far as that, but I would say. And I mean ain't shit. Like you ain't a you ain't if you an ain't shit parent, then your kids probably ain't shit. There you go. Oh, absolutely. I believe that 100%.

SPEAKER_04 33:07

No, because I mean you sitting up here, not always.

SPEAKER_06 33:10

Sometimes your kids see the ain't shit and they don't want to be a bit.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

But you can't escape. That's bullshit.

SPEAKER_10 33:17

You can't escape it, though.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

My daddy ain't shit. Well, that ain't helping me. Exactly. I'm like, I don't care.

SPEAKER_03 33:25

It's gonna be one of two.

SPEAKER_06 33:28

I literally don't have parents.

Parents, Upbringing, and Being “Ain’t Shit”

unknown 33:29

I mean, no, no.

SPEAKER_10 33:31

So we go. We're going back to Nico. I'll tell you right now. Okay. Okay. Oh hell. My daddy was an ain't shit dad. Right. Oh, hell. But the motherfucker was a man. True. That's that's all I can say. That motherfucker was a man. My parents. He was an ain't shit dad, though.

SPEAKER_06 33:47

You telling me I'm gonna be the one too?

SPEAKER_04 33:49

I gotta sit this one out. I definitely can't say nothing of that. Well, my pop was there all the time.

SPEAKER_10 33:56

Yeah. I had still there all the time. Mine was there. Mine was there for like maybe two years. I got a mommy and daddy that love me. Look at you.

SPEAKER_12 34:07

Why you bragging? You bragging?

SPEAKER_02 34:11

You do like the humble brag. Yes. No, that one wasn't his. That one wasn't even humble. Hey, your brother ain't here, nigga.

SPEAKER_12 34:17

You got a mommy and daddy that love you too.

SPEAKER_02 34:20

Yes, I do. Okay.

SPEAKER_12 34:23

So why you trying to get my job? Why you trying to bring my minutes down? Humble bra. Why are you bringing him a minute? Listen, why y'all trying to bring my happiness down?

SPEAKER_10 34:47

Because y'all don't have no drive. Y'all ain't got no condition.

SPEAKER_02 34:52

That's a dead thing.

SPEAKER_09 34:54

You ain't got no hustling in the dude.

SPEAKER_12 35:08

You want to take a look at the free um please. Rick rustling.

SPEAKER_09 35:21

I gotta work for when I say yeah. You are done. Rick Ross my ass. You see, I'm not gonna be a little bit of a nigga.

SPEAKER_02 35:57

See, he's doing it again. You see what he's doing? You in it? Hey, hey, hey, are you straight to your bright? Listen, listen.

SPEAKER_12 36:05

Are you a stranger? Not at all, but hey, what's your name?

SPEAKER_02 36:08

No, no, no, no, real shit, real shit, real shit. Real shit. Okay. I see both sides, cause for almost a year, year and a half, I was in a single parent household.

SPEAKER_06 36:18

See.

SPEAKER_02 36:19

See?

SPEAKER_12 36:22

Hold on. What you mean by you was so was I? Because you had a little struggle in it. So was I. You got a little hustle. So was I. I don't get no daddy. I'm gonna know my real daddy.

unknown 36:31

What? What? What?

SPEAKER_12 36:32

You got something to say now? I don't know my real daddy.

SPEAKER_10 36:36

I don't even know my daddy. I messed that motherfucker that I said, hey. Are you my daddy? That's what they say.

SPEAKER_09 36:49

I can't make that shit up. I messed the nigga. I messed the nigga. I listen to the nigga while he was laying in his bed down.

SPEAKER_10 36:58

And that motherfucker said, I guess I got caught in the neck. I don't know.

SPEAKER_09 37:04

I'm gonna make this shit up. Don't know my religion. Hell I think I got PDST. PDST. One of the motherfuckers suppose Daddy really twists this.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

Wait, hold on. Oh man. Nigga, I don't even know if you plan that joke, but that was perfect. Listen, someone take that drink away from you. Nah, let him keep going. Let him keep going, Joe. Keep going.

SPEAKER_04 37:34

I can't make this up.

SPEAKER_09 37:37

I can't make this shit up.

SPEAKER_04 37:40

You are listening to the Nobody Talking podcast.

SPEAKER_09 37:43

Thank you, everybody.

SPEAKER_04 37:45

You're welcome for all this entertainment. Shenanigans afoot.

SPEAKER_02 37:47

I don't know my real daddy either.

SPEAKER_10 37:50

Just like you, Joe. I know who they say we're touching topics today. That motherfucker wouldn't admit it. He wouldn't admit it at all. Did you start a chess?

SPEAKER_02 37:58

Yeah, he did this. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_04 38:00

Yeah, just did start it. Talk about all my parents.

SPEAKER_06 38:03

I don't even know where mine are. It's my mom's birthday today. I don't know where she is. My dad's in my room. Hey, you know your mom's birthday. We have a little necklace with him in it.

SPEAKER_04 38:13

Oh, your dad passed? Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, you got the answer. My condolences.

SPEAKER_06 38:17

Yeah. And then I don't, I don't know where my mom is.

SPEAKER_04 38:19

She's on a drug sometimes. My dad passed.

SPEAKER_06 38:21

I'm like, I don't have parents. My dad passed.

Football Trash Talk and Fantasy Ls

SPEAKER_09 38:23

For all the people with parents with parents that didn't pass, stay together. What's up, Jess? My mama is no longer with fancy.

SPEAKER_10 38:35

Hi, Winnie. My sister called me and said, hey, you know, uh, dad passed. I said, Well, what are you calling me for?

SPEAKER_11 38:46

Hey, when I hey, listen, when I found out my biological father passed.

SPEAKER_10 38:50

My biological father passed. I didn't have my feelings fucked up.

SPEAKER_06 38:56

That's why I think I got the way you got to be like, and then he was a good dad. And then I only feel like cheese.

SPEAKER_12 39:02

Are you a good dad?

SPEAKER_06 39:03

Yeah. Okay. But it's okay.

SPEAKER_11 39:05

Steve's a good dad.

SPEAKER_06 39:07

I'm a good dad too. No, no, no. But it's like cheering. You know. My cheering.

SPEAKER_10 39:14

But the thing is, though, okay, here's the thing with that right there. Like, I I swim down, like, I wasn't gonna be like my parents. You wanna be better, you're right. They say a lot of things. But but but but but I end up just like the motherfucker. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 39:29

Joe. Oh, no, you're gonna be a big thing. Yo, kids don't be able to do that. No, daddy, you my daddy.

SPEAKER_10 39:37

No, he's just like, no, but I'm just saying, no, but I'm talking about their demeanor and all the bullshit they said and all the shit they did, and all that. I end up just like the mother. That's gonna happen. Had a baby daddy, and now I'm a now I'm a motherfucking baby daddy. She up and down, I say, I ain't I mean, I'm like, I ain't gonna be no motherfucking baby. I'm gonna be there, fucking do death, do those motherfucking father if I had to kill a motherfucker myself. But now I'm a baby daddy. See what I'm saying? That's some shit I ain't wanna be.

SPEAKER_12 40:08

But you stayed.

SPEAKER_10 40:09

I ain't wanna be no baby daddy, though.

SPEAKER_03 40:10

You still made sure they was raised.

SPEAKER_10 40:13

You still made sure they're no baby daddy, your kids went to college. They smart.

SPEAKER_06 40:18

They ate good.

SPEAKER_10 40:18

I don't want to be no yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_06 40:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 40:21

He said, look, you see that?

SPEAKER_02 40:22

I'm talking about food. Man, yeah, they didn't stop his whole monologue.

SPEAKER_06 40:28

Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_02 40:29

Damn it. Oh my goodness. Good, huh? Yes. What you cooking tonight, Joe? What you cooking tonight? Not tonight, bro. What you cooking tomorrow?

SPEAKER_10 40:35

I'm gonna take a break. He's cooking the Tennessee game. It's on the cracking though. Oh, okay. Okay. Next week? Yeah. Oh, is Alabama off this week? No, they play Vanderbilt.

SPEAKER_04 40:45

Oh, that's right. In Vanderbilt, Tennessee.

SPEAKER_10 40:46

Now we be Vanderbilt. We got Tennessee. And I'm gonna let it let it fly there. Alright, I'm coming through. All right. I'm gonna go get me some tomahawks. They got Tennessee. Oh, we're having Tomahawk's next. Yeah, we haven't Tomahawks.

SPEAKER_08 40:56

Dang, I'm getting there early. I'm beating you there. I'm beating you there.

SPEAKER_12 41:01

Beating you there. I'm gonna be up there like salt bay. Tomahawk the mashed potatoes.

SPEAKER_03 41:05

I'm gonna be up there like salt bait talking about tomahawk and mashed potatoes. Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_02 41:13

Garlic mashed potatoes? Yeah. Oh, damn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can come too many. Man, I put a ring on that hand. Joe, I had to I had to leave. I had to leave because I was gonna stay eating. Like I was just gonna be. You better lock him up. I don't have a baby daddy. I don't want to be. I appreciate the hospitality.

SPEAKER_06 41:30

Not even someone else's baby daddy.

Movies and Series: What to Watch

SPEAKER_10 41:32

You're gonna be no baby daddy. Oh, you know what? Say less. You had to leave it up to Chris. Say less. Chris is the only one that helped me out. Christian body is a tesla. No, my body's a rental. Chris. I ain't you know. You yeah, you Tesla Steve. I don't think you ain't thinking. Steve got loose last week. Well, he ain't Tesla Steve was at mine. You mother had Ford Steve.

unknown 42:01

I had Tesla Steve.

SPEAKER_10 42:02

I want I tell you, I ain't gonna lie to you. I want Ford Steve. That's my dog right there. Ford Steve is my motherfucking dog. He my nigga, he don't get no bigger. Hey, Tesla Steve, corporate, huh? What'd they say? Ford Steve is a nigga. What'd they say? Ford Steve, yeah, that's a nigga. Ace Boom Coon. Come back. You're a ugly motherfucker, but you steal my boy. Come back.

SPEAKER_04 42:28

Come back. And what is Tesla Steve? Hi guys.

SPEAKER_05 42:36

Hello.

SPEAKER_03 42:38

Hello, guys.

SPEAKER_12 42:40

Do you mind if I get a charge?

unknown 42:53

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 42:56

But we had that, wait, but when he had that phone explode, bro, you hurt.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

Hey, but you know what though? So Pops don't have a he don't have a Tesla. Uh huh. He does have an electronic vehicle, though. Them motherfuckers get up. Oh, no. Without you even knowing.

SPEAKER_10 43:16

I know. I tried to outrun one of them. That's something that burnt me up.

SPEAKER_02 43:18

Oh no, oh no, yo, yo.

SPEAKER_10 43:20

You can't fuck with them.

SPEAKER_04 43:22

It's like a damn spaceship. It's just instant. Just take off.

SPEAKER_05 43:28

I forgot to talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 43:29

I didn't even know if I was uh pushing the ass hard enough. But my sister was stopping. Hey, bring me some charge.

SPEAKER_10 43:36

No, I ain't gonna say nothing about that. He's talking about oh, we got a little bit of education. Not much, but a little bit. You know why the Tesla's fast. Why is it fast?

SPEAKER_06 43:46

Oh.

SPEAKER_10 43:47

Because it's direct power. Education. Okay. Repeats what he just said. We understand that. Power. Okay then, right? I know.

SPEAKER_02 43:54

So don't listen. All I did was add to the company. Man, take that drink out your hand.

SPEAKER_10 43:58

No, you should have drunk. You still mad at your dad. You can't argue with me. You still mad at your dad. You can't argue with me. You're sober, motherfucker. You're sober.

SPEAKER_09 44:05

You can't argue with your.

SPEAKER_12 44:07

Listen, you shouldn't be arguing no more sitting over there.

SPEAKER_02 44:10

Oh and four. That's right. That's gonna keep you quiet now.

SPEAKER_12 44:13

Yay!

SPEAKER_08 44:14

No, he did bring up the fantasy.

SPEAKER_12 44:17

We're talking about the ants. Oh, the saints? Don't call them the saints. The ain't that one? Now you really bring.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

That's okay. Be quiet over there, oh four.

SPEAKER_10 44:31

That's right. Because you know what? Say your ass is a Bama boy. Fuck you. Roll tide, baby. That's the only thing saving your monkey ass.

SPEAKER_02 44:41

That's sudden deep hitting. Right. Roll tide.

SPEAKER_10 44:44

No damn roll tide. Bullshit. Who you your quarterback? My quarterback, roll tide, baby. Oh, yeah. That's true. Damn.

SPEAKER_02 44:52

Even I know that. That is true.

SPEAKER_09 44:54

Guess what? Who in the high? Watch your mind.

SPEAKER_04 45:03

I came with you like that. I didn't even think about that. I was like, damn.

SPEAKER_02 45:12

Yeah, you're right. Damn, damn. You gotta just take here. Here. Just hold that L right quick. Watch your mouth. I'll take the L.

SPEAKER_10 45:20

That's right. It's all good.

unknown 45:21

That's all good.

SPEAKER_10 45:22

That's how bad you gotta. You gotta be do something to do something.

SPEAKER_05 45:26

Next conversation, please.

SPEAKER_10 45:28

Oh, no, no. You brought that shit up. Well, in movie moves. Let's talk about movies. I do like that shirt, though. Oh no, yeah, this is nice. That's nice right there. Is that the is that the I'm over there? But I think just just uh it's like but next time you wear it, but do the fro. I had the fro earlier, actually. I don't know why you put on that ultra prim in your shit. Do the fro. Because I'm not the brother man. I'm the other man. Man, do the fro, bro. Listen, listen. I'm serious though. You had that shirt on with the fro.

SPEAKER_12 46:00

I had it on earlier with the fro.

SPEAKER_02 46:02

He got game, Joe.

SPEAKER_10 46:03

You all right, right. Jesus Shuttle work.

SPEAKER_02 46:05

That fro will work, bro. Oh, who was Denzel's name in that movie?

SPEAKER_10 46:09

That's a good question. I have no idea. Talking about Jesus Shuttleworth. Yeah, yeah. What was his name? Uh Moses, wasn't it? Yeah, it was. Was it Moses? It was.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

It was. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 46:16

Because he's supposed to be in baller too. They call him Moses. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:20

Yeah. Hey, did y'all know that uh Denzel's name ain't Denzel? We've been saying it wrong this whole time. Denzel.

SPEAKER_10 46:27

We talked about that. Yeah, we talked about that.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

What was that?

SPEAKER_10 46:31

Yeah, that's just like saying Sade, nigga. Your name's Sadie.

SPEAKER_02 46:35

Actually, Sade.

SPEAKER_10 46:37

Sade, Sade, Sade, whatever. But you spell it Sade.

SPEAKER_02 46:43

Sweet Sade. That's what I'm talking about. I was jamming out the Sade when training the other day. That was a good session. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 46:56

You be posting a lot of shit. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 46:58

I'm trying to get these motherfuckers' attention. Yeah. But you know, slow, slow process. Okay. No, I don't. Actually, I am trying to get sponsored by Sour Patch Kids. Sour Patch Kids.

SPEAKER_06 47:12

Why Sour Patch Kids?

SPEAKER_02 47:13

Because them motherfuckers go. For training.

SPEAKER_11 47:18

What the hell for you training?

SPEAKER_02 47:19

The hell me. Is that a little sugar? Yeah, it's just the quick sugar.

SPEAKER_04 47:25

Yeah, they do say, or sometimes, yeah, yeah. Or even if you just like if you get done and take, you know, like, you know, a little gami uh hey, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_11 47:37

What are you carrying back there? Why not? Oh my bad.

SPEAKER_10 47:46

She likes a country kid.

SPEAKER_02 47:52

Go go ahead. Oh, what was I saying?

Training Fuel: Sour Candy and Honey Packs

SPEAKER_04 47:54

No, we we were just talking about the cyber patch kids. Oh, oh. And then I know I was saying, like, you know, any of the uh, you know, they got the skiddo gummies or sweetest fish. Like, you know, any of them things. Even like when you get done.

SPEAKER_02 48:08

So even at uh, or especially at meets, at powerlifting meets, motherfuckers will come in there and would just squirt honey in their mouth right before they lift. Uh-huh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 48:17

They used to do that at track meets. Yeah, that's what I said. They do it at track meets. But it's best to chew the honeycomb though. Oh, okay. That's what you want. That's why I'm chewing some bit of honey.

SPEAKER_11 48:27

That's what the honey pack is for before.

SPEAKER_10 48:31

The honey pack depends on what relationships with the bees.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

It all depends on what the bees do make that honey with. The honey pack for the relations. That honey is uh do the honey packs work?

SPEAKER_04 48:41

That honey is no one, but I heard it.

SPEAKER_08 48:43

That dark honey, that black honey.

SPEAKER_06 48:45

It works for women too.

SPEAKER_02 48:47

Is that right? Well, honey pack.

SPEAKER_06 48:49

You took a honey pack before?

SPEAKER_10 48:51

Why would you need to take a honey pack? You already brought it up.

SPEAKER_02 48:55

You brought it up.

SPEAKER_06 48:58

I tried everything at one time. Why would you need to take a honey pack?

SPEAKER_02 49:01

I absolutely did.

SPEAKER_06 49:02

And it was uh It's a libido enhancer for men and women.

SPEAKER_10 49:05

Why would you need libido enhancers?

SPEAKER_02 49:11

No, he's talking about you specifically.

SPEAKER_06 49:14

Not that I need it, it's just more like just trying something.

SPEAKER_10 49:18

I don't know. Like, I know I took mine because I wasn't really attracted to it. Oh my god. That's so bad. I know. I had to take it. I had to take it. Damn. I'm just saying. No, it was offered too much.

SPEAKER_12 49:33

Hey, this beat was bubble gum.

SPEAKER_02 49:34

So I had to chew it. Teach me how to do that. I mean, you don't go ahead and finish finish your thought, please. We don't want to cut off.

SPEAKER_10 49:43

You gotta understand, like, I I'm uh when I go in the world, I didn't know you could say no to a woman. I guess you can. No, but I didn't know that when I was younger, you know. Because that was unheard of it.

SPEAKER_06 49:56

Now it says, Ho, get out my house.

SPEAKER_10 49:58

That was unheard of, though. Like, you know what I'm saying? I mean, you know, older, older cats know what I'm talking about. It was unheard of for you to say no. You can turn down no cooch. Yeah. That's why it's unheard of. Especially they throw it to you. They throw it to you. So I didn't know you could say no. You know what I'm saying? Man, I ain't gonna be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_06 50:14

Man, you can say no too. I know you can now. Can know it now. Fellas, you probably should say no. I'm saying it to all those young people out there right now.

SPEAKER_10 50:24

Yeah, you can say no. As a male, you can say no to a female.

SPEAKER_06 50:27

I can say no.

SPEAKER_11 50:28

Tesla Steve will say that.

SPEAKER_10 50:30

I just won't tell nobody.

SPEAKER_11 50:31

I will turn down your vagina this time. I would tell nobody. No, bitch. That's what City will say.

SPEAKER_08 50:39

No, that's what City's Chat GPT will say. How do you refuse? How do I intercourse with a woman that you're not attracted to?

SPEAKER_06 50:49

I will not have your genitals today.

SPEAKER_10 50:53

You're gonna go to chat GPT? Yeah, I'll go to chat GPT. Please get your genitals out of my face. I'm in the strokes. Do I need to achieve an orgasm? To make her happy.

SPEAKER_08 51:06

Where is that?

SPEAKER_05 51:07

One, a two.

SPEAKER_02 51:12

The world may never know. I never made it without biting.

SPEAKER_05 51:20

Oh, did y'all ever try that out though?

SPEAKER_02 51:28

See, just how many licks it did take to get to the center? No. Of a tootsie pop? No. I start chewing on that thing about two licks.

SPEAKER_10 51:37

Damn, two licks?

SPEAKER_06 51:38

I don't have patience for that.

SPEAKER_10 51:40

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_06 51:41

I really don't.

SPEAKER_10 51:42

Just fuck me up there. A ring pop?

SPEAKER_06 51:46

I'll sit there with a ring pop. But not a tootsie pop.

SPEAKER_10 51:48

What's the difference?

SPEAKER_06 51:49

I want the middle of a tootie pop. There ain't nothing in the middle of a ring pop. It's all the same.

SPEAKER_10 51:52

I guess you're right. Hey, just stop. You're right.

SPEAKER_06 51:55

Joe.

SPEAKER_10 51:56

Fucking stop.

SPEAKER_06 51:57

I will keep going.

SPEAKER_10 51:58

Just stop. Just stop right there. He likes the middle.

SPEAKER_06 52:03

He said, I'm about to turn my country accent off.

SPEAKER_02 52:06

No, I ain't turning it off.

SPEAKER_10 52:08

Just stop.

SPEAKER_02 52:09

Bama. Let's just say Bama Joe's middle is about to get a little more. Bama Joe, just with the New York does. Just stop.

unknown 52:15

Just.

SPEAKER_01 52:22

He's like, God.

SPEAKER_05 52:23

I'm dragging this gear right now.

SPEAKER_08 52:25

Where is that African black snake come from? Darn it.

SPEAKER_04 52:29

I'm dead, dawg.

SPEAKER_10 52:34

Where we at? We were not.

SPEAKER_04 52:37

We were on movies. Yeah, we were talking about movies. Okay, no, not yet.

SPEAKER_10 52:41

I didn't see him.

SPEAKER_02 52:42

I still haven't seen him. Okay, without spoiling it, because you know it's been like six months since I've been to the movies. Is it worth it? Him, him.

Saying No, Boundaries, and Humor

SPEAKER_04 52:53

No, listen. You know my I I know, I know. Yes. You need to see it for yourself. I know it's weird as hell. I'm just gonna love the movie as hell. It's weird. It's different. You're gonna like it because of the football aspect. And then you can kind of see kind of like okay. I see why he did this or why he did that, but it's definitely it's definitely trippy though. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 53:19

It's definitely trippy. Yeah, probably not gonna be able to see it in the theater, so I'm gonna have to catch it on a streamer or something. I can't my Fridays are slam lately.

SPEAKER_06 53:31

The theaters is open all week.

SPEAKER_02 53:37

Saturdays are football.

SPEAKER_11 53:38

Uh Sundays are football.

SPEAKER_10 53:40

Just take one of your clients, make them pay for it.

SPEAKER_11 53:41

Mondays are for football. Mondays are for football. Thursdays, that's not a bad idea.

SPEAKER_10 53:46

Take one of them clients, just say while you're working out, just say, you know, I sure want to go see him. And she's gonna say, I need two. And you take her ass, make her pay for it. There you go. Damn.

SPEAKER_06 53:56

Joseph's an entrepreneur. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 53:59

That's an opportunist. So is him.

SPEAKER_10 54:04

Which I'm him. I'm him. Emini Jimenez.

SPEAKER_06 54:09

You thought that was so clever. No, no.

SPEAKER_10 54:14

Hey, that's a that that is actually a s that is actually a song. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:21

I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of what I've watched lately. I did watch uh Black Rabbit on Netflix.

SPEAKER_06 54:26

Oh, I want to see it. Oh, that's the limited series. I love Him. How many episodes is that? I'm watching all of those.

SPEAKER_04 54:31

Okay. I want to see Black Rabbit. What's that about?

SPEAKER_02 54:34

It's pretty good. I watched all of that.

SPEAKER_04 54:35

They got Homeboy in there, right?

SPEAKER_11 54:37

Jason Bateman and Drew Law.

SPEAKER_10 54:39

Yeah. They're two good people. Yeah. No, it's gonna tell you one you can watch is play dirty with Mark Wallberg. I saw that all the previews of it. That shit is good. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:49

Because it it almost started running last night after the game. Because on Prime.

SPEAKER_08 54:53

I don't have time to be sitting here watching TV like that.

SPEAKER_06 54:55

See, I just watch I love I watch all the time.

SPEAKER_08 55:00

Only be turned on when it's in the park.

SPEAKER_09 55:05

Damn. Why you stunch on us? Watch it. You can't watch it while you're driving. What about autopilot?

SPEAKER_10 55:16

You put that bitch on autopilot.

SPEAKER_04 55:18

Hey, you gotta pay attention on autopilot. Oh, you do? Hell yeah. Yeah. Look away. They got a camera in the car.

SPEAKER_10 55:25

There goes that drinking.

SPEAKER_04 55:27

Yeah, you can driving. That's what I thought too. I thought you could sit there and fall asleep. Yeah, you kind of like the Waymo. No, anyone of y'all walk away.

SPEAKER_02 55:35

Any one of y'all riding a Waymo? Hell no.

SPEAKER_06 55:38

No, I had to follow one down the mountain the other day in a single lane because of construction. It kept stopping and going every five seconds and I almost crashed.

SPEAKER_10 55:45

Would you ride one just? Oh no. She said, uh see, that's a game for me. Like I'd like to see if I can make it home. Drunk.

unknown 55:59

Nah.

SPEAKER_11 55:59

Lord have my. That's a game right there. Let me leave.

SPEAKER_02 56:02

I'm gonna leave before you.

SPEAKER_11 56:04

No, I'm gonna leave before you.

SPEAKER_10 56:09

It's a game. Like, I can make this motherfucker. I can. It's just like right now, they told me that uh you can't outwork a bad diet. I'm gonna prove these people wrong. Oh watch me. I'm gonna prove these motherfuckers wrong. I'm gonna outwork this bad diet like a motherfucker. Bama is on one today. I'm telling you, I know, but I've been thinking about this. Oh, you can't outwork a bad diet. She's been doing this shit for years. Yeah. Only thing is I got a little older. My shit ain't processed as fast as it used to be. But goddamn. Because when you was young, you can eat anything.

SPEAKER_02 56:45

Man, please.

EVs, Autopilot, and Waymo Fears

SPEAKER_10 56:47

Man, when I was when I was a young man, shit, I run three miles, go home, eat fucking half a chicken, half a gallon of milk. Yeah. Eat two or three biscuits and some rice. Okay. And some greens and peas all in one sitting. Nigga, you ran three miles. Of course you ate all that shit. Yeah, but I ain't gained no weight.

SPEAKER_02 57:07

You ran three miles before. Now I eat that shit, man.

SPEAKER_10 57:10

Now I eat that shit. I ain't gotta eat it.

SPEAKER_03 57:15

That's what I was gonna say. Try to eat it now. I'm just saying, I ain't gotta eat it now. That's why I try it now. I can look at it, man.

SPEAKER_10 57:21

Lay it up on that couch like I can look at it now. See, if I look at that shit as fuck, I'm like, oh shit, I got two pounds on the way to the bathroom. Drank three got three bottles of water, then I weighed five pounds extra.

SPEAKER_02 57:36

Shit. New Abbott Abbott Elementary season's out. Man, I'm so behind these episodes.

SPEAKER_06 57:42

I watched Wayward the other day. You know, I saw that on there. Hey, I saw that on there too. That looks like it was off-putting for series. Hey, so that's creepy.

SPEAKER_04 57:51

That's a movie, though, right?

SPEAKER_06 57:53

No, it's a limited series. Oh, Wayward is a limited series. It's on Netflix, yeah. See that's the thing. I'm watching V-Wars right now.

SPEAKER_02 58:01

Vagina Wars?

SPEAKER_06 58:02

V-Wars, Vampire.

SPEAKER_02 58:03

Oh, what's that on? Yeah, but that's that's that's old though.

SPEAKER_06 58:07

Yeah, it's old, but I'm going through all the time. I already seen all that one. Oh, and I just watched Clickbait too. Oh, that shit's crazy. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 58:14

I saw Clickbait. Clickbait, I think. Yeah, I just watched that one too. I think I seen clickbait clickbait. I think I seen clickbait.

SPEAKER_10 58:20

Yeah, you've seen it, because oh oh, uh me and you was talking about it like a couple of years.

SPEAKER_04 58:25

Yeah, you think I was gonna say I was saying clickbait. Yeah. I do want to see Black Rabbit. Black Rabbit's not one of two, though. It was in the movies. Uh The Smashing Machine with the Rock. Hey, y'all see how much weight he's lost? Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_10 58:41

Hey, you think the black phone two is gonna be in again? I don't know, but I'm going to see it.

SPEAKER_02 58:45

I w I wanna see it. First one was that was dope.

SPEAKER_11 58:48

That comes out what? Next week? When's the Leonardo Capri one? It's out now.

SPEAKER_04 58:52

It's out.

SPEAKER_11 58:52

Oh, I want to see that one.

SPEAKER_04 58:54

One battle after another. That's out. Taylor Swiss movie.

SPEAKER_02 58:59

She got on.

SPEAKER_04 58:59

Okay. If if y'all haven't seen it, it's about for a concert. She's shaking ass. They said she. What is that movie?

SPEAKER_10 59:05

They said she's gonna make like Killer of the Flower Moon or whatever. Have you seen that? Killer of the Flower Moon. Whatever that is, or some shit. I heard that movie. It was pretty good. Leonardo. Yeah. He's he marries he marries his Indian chick or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 59:20

Yeah, yeah. I heard that movie was pretty good. And what did y'all think of the Revenant?

SPEAKER_11 59:25

I haven't seen that. I thought it was all right.

SPEAKER_10 59:27

I need to go back and watch it. I haven't seen that movie.

SPEAKER_08 59:31

Oh, yeah, no, I never I didn't watch it.

SPEAKER_10 59:33

I didn't like that too much.

SPEAKER_06 59:35

What's it all?

SPEAKER_10 59:36

First of all, I was like, why the fuck you stayed in the street?

SPEAKER_02 59:37

Yeah, it was at the movie for a while. Let's find out. It's all I mean, it was almost too unrealistic. Like he should have been dead.

SPEAKER_04 59:45

It's like kind of like the I don't know what this movie is called.

SPEAKER_02 59:50

Don't you dare say it. Don't you dare say him, Nisha? Nope. Wolf Man was good. That movie's great. What are we gonna say? The gray. The gray, the gray. Yeah, the gray is a great.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:00

Wolfman wasn't bad.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:01

Wolfman was used. And Wolfman was good. Yeah, it wasn't bad. I like Wolfman. I've never seen that one. That was the Ozark. Yeah, it's a new one. Um yeah. Ruth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on Prime, which is the revenant. Okay. You probably gotta pay for it.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:22

I have Prime.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:23

Prime member? We have my best friend is.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:26

Oh, okay. I'm on her account.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:28

Hey. When is Avatar? Is Avatar Chip? It's already. Well, they're just bringing it back for a week or something. Oh, so this isn't the new new Avatar.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:38

They're making a new one though. I don't know the release date. No, this is the fire one.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:41

You're talking about the fire one.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:42

That one looks good. This one.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:45

No, they had the forest one, the big water one. But they're just bringing the water.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:49

They released the previews for the fire one.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:51

The fire one. They sent previews. That looks good.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:53

Because it's um this one, the avatar are against the other avatars.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:58

Fire, water. No. No, these are fire ones.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:01

These are like ashes. It's kind of like the fire nation.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:04

Real? That sounds interesting. It's kind of like the real avatar with the fire nation.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:11

He's fighting with that one.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:12

Kind of like black people versus white one guy. That's pretty much all it is. So look, not go that.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:18

It's two avatars out now, right? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:21

So this would be the third one. Yes. Okay. You got the way of the water. We'll probably go see the way of the water. Avatar and way of the water.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:28

Long though. Which one? Way of the water.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:30

But I know what you talk about. The airbender one. Yeah, the airbender one with the Fire Nation. It's just kind of like going into that.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:38

It comes December 19th, 2022.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:40

Oh, that's when Avatar comes out? Right. The Avatar now has the like the they're still blue. The people they meet now is like fire babies. Fire people, yeah.

Avatar Sequels, Runtimes, and Reviews

SPEAKER_06 1:01:51

They're like But they gave up on like their God or whatever it's called. And so they're like haters trying to fight the other ones.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:03

No. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:05

Well, you know the man they live on is supposed to be like alive and they don't interact with it.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:12

Just check your uh local movie. See, look. And see what's out. But I know the smashing machine is the new one out.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:21

Three hours and twelve minutes. Which one is that? The new avatar.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:24

Yeah, but they're all long. They're all long.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:27

No, the first one wasn't that much.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:29

Was it? Yeah, it was. Let me see.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:31

That motherfucker was long, boy. It took a long time to develop that bitch.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:34

Yeah, I know it took forever to develop. See, that's the thing.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:37

I'm like, I mean, it's cool. Two hours and 42 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:40

You got some good fingernails. You fast.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:42

I am fast.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:43

Why you change the subject?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:46

Man, Joe is out of control, dog.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:48

He's gone. Joe is our one today.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:50

Go home, Joe.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:51

He got that shit. Order a Waymo. I ain't going home. Fuck that Waymo. I got somewhere to be. They don't got Waymo. I ain't trusting that shit. They only got it in Tempi. Justin, you got another Waymo for you?

SPEAKER_10 1:03:00

Oh, they got one down here?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:01

I followed one down the mountain from Prescott.

unknown 1:03:03

Really?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:04

The greatest song ever. Help me find my drone. They got somewhere to be. This is the end of the podcast.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:12

I'm about to get some Doritos.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:13

We're done.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:14

Joe is out of control as always. We appreciate it. Everybody listening. Yep. Yep. Don't forget to go. Follow us on podcasts.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:22

Follow us. Follow us.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:24

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SPEAKER_06 1:03:30

Sour Patch Kids. We've been starting.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:36

Let's shout out to Charlie Brown Moon. Some love. He said Charlie Brown Moon. Any donations will be accepted. Hey, you know what we're going to start doing.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:46

And we're going to have to do that. Do not talk about paywalls.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:49

Oh, yeah. Put a paywall up. That's all the crazy. Oh. That's what we're going to have. We're going to do the hot mic. Let's do a hot mic. And then we're going to do the uh we're going to put that behind the paywall. Let's do a hot mic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:04

Put a picture up of Joe's feet.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:05

We're going to start a feature.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:08

We're going to start a feet finder. Nobody's talking my feet. Nobody's talking about my fine. So Jessica Feet Finder. She already got a profile.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:14

You put a picture of my feet up there, ain't canceling it for real.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:18

Hey, we're going to start an OnlyFans podcast.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:21

Wait. You put my feet in some paroxys, it look like egg white. No, we're going to start an OnlyFans. Nobody's talking podcast.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:30

No, we're not. Starting. Just Jess. So can you need the OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:36

We're going to get you some money. It's going to cast tape. Featuring Chad GP's.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:40

I got old man's feet.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:41

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:42

My shit's so fucked up. I can take a shower with socks on. God damn it. Just fucking grip on the.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:51

He's got the sparnacles on there.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:55

Joe, you can you can do the firewall. Hey Joe, Joe wake up, see his own feet and get scared. Joe, Joe, you can walk.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:02

The only thing ain't got no statin sheets. I tear them motherfuckers up.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:05

Joe, can you walk on hot cold? No, I can't walk on. You gotta sleep.

SPEAKER_12 1:05:09

You gotta sleep with slippers on.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:12

Shit. I put my socks on before I get in the bed. I tear them sheets the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:18

Shit. You gotta put you gotta put shoes off. But I'm gonna okay. Here's my tip though.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:22

Hey, hey, satin sheets are overrated. I agree.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:26

No grip.

Wrap-Up, Sponsors, and Paywall Tease

SPEAKER_10 1:05:27

No, I I know. You trying to sit up with that. I know I'm gonna tell you something. I went, I was in some satin sheets one time. And everybody trying to be sexy and shit. I went and jumped on the bed and slid right the fuck off the top. He was trying to look cool getting up like oh. I'm meant to do that. So if you don't believe me, get you some bucket shot and she just jumped your ass up there and see what happens. Slide right the fuck off the right. Oh no, we're gonna slide on out of here. All right.