Why stable relationships feel “boring” and why that might be the point

What if the quiet parts of love are the ones that make it last? We kick off chaotic, fix the headphones, and tumble straight into a real conversation about why healthy relationships can feel “boring”—and why that might actually be the win. From the “swag gap” (when one partner soaks up the room and the other doesn’t want the mic) to the reality of routines, we unpack how comfort, predictability, and small rituals become the backbone of a life together, not a sign the spark is gone.

Then the heat turns up. We get honest about ambition and narrative, using Ayesha Curry’s past comments as a lens to explore how goals change, partners evolve, and social media clips flatten nuance. Careers pivot; love adapts. The couples who keep talking—about seasons, tradeoffs, and what they still want for themselves—tend to thrive. We also test our own egos with a hard left into hoops: could any of us beat a WNBA star 1-on-1? Once names like A’ja Wilson, Breanna Stewart, and Jackie Young come up, bravado meets reality. It’s a lesson in fundamentals—on the court and at home—where consistency beats highlight plays.

Between jokes about TV sacrifice, who cooks, fitness preferences, $6 fast food strategies, and movie picks (yes, The Rock’s new physique gets airtime), the throughline stays simple: stability isn’t dull, it’s durable. If you’ve ever wondered whether peace means you’re missing out, this one gives you language, laughs, and a nudge toward what really matters. If it resonates, hit follow, share it with a friend who loves a good debate, and drop a review with your take on “boring” versus “bliss.”

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Transcript

Cold Open: Tech Issues, NWA Energy

SPEAKER_03 0:18

We're talking about basketball, fire pie pizzas. Those are considered wood oven pizza. Hopefully everybody can hear. I can barely hear. You said you can barely hear. I got the bad headphones. Oh, there we go. There we go. I be telling niggas, hey, you you get you get some headphones, boy. This them was just those just entry level for the guests. Yeah, and I had some. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here for another week of entertainment. I ain't a rich nigga. Take this as entertainment purposes only.

SPEAKER_04 1:05

Fuck you, you black motherfuckers!

SPEAKER_02 1:11

Yeah, Steve on one today, boy. You already said it. Hey, Superman on one today, boy. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

What Joe calls?

SPEAKER_02 1:19

Ford coochiness. I need to get some. That's the proud. Hey, if Bama was here, Steve is here. I'm like, man. Isn't that what I'm gathering?

unknown 1:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:28

I told you I've been listening to NWA, man. Brought me back. Took me back.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

You know what's funny about that? You listening to NWA. I've been on an RB kick this week. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy how it goes, though, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:40

Let's listen to the hey, let's introduce ourselves. Introduction. Introduction. Introduction. Anyway, this is your boy Bosco. To my left. It's Rod.

unknown 1:50

You know who it is.

SPEAKER_03 1:51

To my left.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

Be the one they call Christian and sitting to my left, to my left.

SPEAKER_04 1:55

Yeah, double left. Superman is in the building, baby.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. And to my left. Just guess guess guest uh appeared today. It's J. Rod. I thought he was gonna say just the Wonder Twins. Second half of the Wonder Twins. The Wonder Twins just appeared today. Y'all remember the uh the Wonder Twins? Active, I can tell you that. Form of Get Ready Buckle Y'all see, though, because Steve is on Wanda. Yeah, he might carry the whole show himself.

unknown 2:30

No, bro.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

No, he's gonna let him go. He's gonna crash out about halfway through. He's gonna be over there. How many five-hour energies have you had? Now, now everybody that is that is the uh the dictionary term crash out, not the not the Cali term that everybody has uh Wait, there's two different meanings to that? Well, you know everybody's a crash out now. And don't give me on these new terms, bro. Everybody done assimilated it. Yeah, don't don't give me on these news. Originated from Cali, but you know. What to crash out? Yeah. So what's the crash out?

SPEAKER_03 2:59

So what does it mean? Oh, well, a nigga just spazzes. That's it. But you said it's a it's another, it's a double meaning.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

So I I mean crash out as well. Because when that yeah, when I heard when he said crash out, like mean like crash, like fall asleep. Yeah, I get that one.

SPEAKER_03 3:14

Yeah, like man, I'm about to crash. Yeah, the crash. Yeah, so I'll get that one. Because that's what we a lot of these terms they all come back around anyway. Right.

SPEAKER_02 3:23

I just get tired of the new stuff that they be coming up with, man. And it's not new. That's what's funny about it. We just older, man. It's not just resigned.

SPEAKER_03 3:30

I ain't gonna lie, we just older. Because what I mean, we did the same thing. That that's the that's the first sign. Yeah, we did the same thing. We sure did. You're right, you're right. I don't even say nothing. Like, we're like, oh, he got riz.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

Yeah, yeah. All right. He cool. That's what's gonna be.

SPEAKER_03 3:44

That's what we said in the 70s. That nigga got spunk.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

I mean, I still and in the 2000s, niggas had swag.

Slang, “Crash Out,” and Getting Older

SPEAKER_03 3:55

Yeah, swag. Fly. We said fly girls. Swag is still going. Fly girls. Hey, did it come back? Well, no, people still say swag. I have not heard someone say swag in a while. Hey, speaking of that, y'all know I gotta bring up my uh my Johnny, my shout out to Johnny's house. My Johnny's house topic. Yesterday I was listening, and they was talking about a swag gap. Y'all know what a swag, swag gap in a relationship. Oh so you know what a swag gap is in a relationship?

SPEAKER_04 4:30

Is it that gap between the girls' thighs, like when you look over reverse?

SPEAKER_02 4:33

I was I was thinking thigh gap. That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking about. You guys like thigh gap? Not really a fan of them.

SPEAKER_04 4:40

I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_02 4:41

Thighs gotta touch.

SPEAKER_03 4:43

Thigh's got a touch in my channel. Yeah, for a for a thigh gap, you gotta weigh like a hundred five pounds. At least. At most, I mean. All right, back to the swag gap. Anyway, swag gap is when two people are dating, or whatever, and one has swag and the other person is the opposite. Is the opposite.

SPEAKER_02 5:03

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:04

So somebody So one person could be swag alicious, then the other person is just kind of L7. Eh.

SPEAKER_04 5:10

No, I mean, just like how did he end up with her, or how did she end up with him?

SPEAKER_03 5:17

Well, no, no, no, it's just literally like swag, not that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 5:21

I mean, one thing got swag or he got swag.

SPEAKER_03 5:23

I'm seeing both of them could be super beautiful or not attractive. But it's just like you say, like one just has like way more swag, or they're more of a people person. Oh, okay. And the other one is more introverted or you do have people like that. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Like one person is super boisterous, and then the other one is just, you know, like quiet. Yeah, you gotta have that. You know, like laid back. And you got some people where both of them are swagged out, and you be like, man.

SPEAKER_04 5:55

They both fighting for the tension.

SPEAKER_02 5:57

I was gonna say, but then they they fighting for the limelight at that point.

SPEAKER_04 5:59

And then they burn each other up.

SPEAKER_02 6:02

And the opposite can be true. When when when two introverted people get together, then you're just bored. Because all they want to do is, you know, not be.

SPEAKER_03 6:14

Hey, but like hey, I tell you, this is what a lot of people don't understand, and this is from well, I don't want to cite the person that it's from because I saw it on the internet, but it was uh where did I hear it from? You know you hear different things, but they were just saying, and this is the truth, in all essence of I mean, I'm trying to put it the best way, relate basically relationships are boring. Like for the I mean, you figure, you know, at the beginning, and and now boring isn't a bad thing, but you think in relationships, everything isn't a highlight, really. Like you're not going on vacation every weekend, you got you know, it's gonna be times where you're just watching she in one room, you in the other room, or y'all just sitting there watching TV, just chilling.

SPEAKER_02 7:05

So when I say I don't mean boring, like, oh, we're no, just I mean, I think the first couple of years, right, it's all about, like you said, the honeymoon phase, right? You just trying to learn each other, you trying to do all the right things for each other. But then once you start getting settled in, and like you said, it starts getting more boring. Yeah, yeah. You can only do so much. Right.

SPEAKER_03 7:23

I mean, it becomes a little more mundane, but more predictable. Yeah, but the thing is, is you still enjoy each other's company. So, I mean, that's what's good though, but some people may not be able to handle the you know the predictability of a relationship or the boredom, and the other person is just like, you know, yeah, this this is this is what it's about. I'm telling you, that's I mean, think about it. You think that's when the girl will be like every relationship you'd have been in, you used to do that. No, and then like I said, it ha it has nothing to do with sex or any of that stuff, just in general, like you work, you know, people work. It kind of does though.

SPEAKER_02 8:07

Because even the sex can get predictable.

The “Swag Gap” in Relationships

SPEAKER_04 8:10

Yeah. But it's just laying there. Smack that ass.

SPEAKER_02 8:16

We got we got an NWA force in the house, y'all. But it but it is enough. Uh-oh. It's enough. Uh-oh. Too old to fight. Uh-oh, somebody's coming in the house. Shut the show down. Hold up. Too old to fight, too old, too, too slow to run. What is this shirt say?

SPEAKER_03 8:48

Joe, you coming at the right time. Yeah, we we want to get your take on this one. Yeah, cuz hey, because I want to know.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

Oh, look at that.

SPEAKER_03 8:56

Hey, you know, you know Joe got something to say for everything. I like it. Look at that hair.

SPEAKER_05 9:01

Hey, look at this.

SPEAKER_01 9:02

It's freshly done. Do we have a Come on, sit down, put on your headphones, put it, get on the mic.

SPEAKER_02 9:10

Hey, Joe and Steve. Yeah, this this is about to be a dynamic duo right now.

SPEAKER_03 9:16

Steve is on one today.

SPEAKER_00 9:17

Man, I don't know what they're talking about, man. Don't let them put me. Okay, we're listening. First of all, now watch, he's going, he's gonna say something. No, nothing about it. First of all, I gotta I got me a massage and I feel good, and I damn near got a tributy. What's going on?

SPEAKER_03 9:31

They say that's normal. Anyway, I was just saying, I was listening to, it was a podcast or something, uh-huh, and we were just talking about how, now it's gonna sound crazy, and I know some people like, what? Y'all know I'm telling the truth. Okay. We was just talking about how relationships, for the most part, you think relationships are boring. Right. But you have to be able to accept that board. Most people do. Because you I mean, like I said, everything isn't, oh, okay, we're going to Italy this week, and then we go on the I don't care how much money you have, you ain't even you're not even doing that.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

No, no, you can only, right? But then, like if you did go travel and all, it gets old. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:16

Then that's gonna become what do y'all want from me? You guys want the truth, nigga? The truth is relationships always boring or not boring.

SPEAKER_00 10:27

Is a relationship boring or not boring?

SPEAKER_03 10:29

Now it's a now remember, boring boring is a good thing, though. Is it an open relationship? Yeah, I was gonna I was gonna say clarified.

SPEAKER_02 10:35

No, we're talking about relationships. We're doing a boy boy and a spectrum.

SPEAKER_00 10:40

No, I mean you're the same relationship. Relationship breaker? A good relationship. Yeah, I'm not gonna. No, no, no, that's a good bad one.

SPEAKER_03 10:46

No, no, no, I guess we're not talking about toxic relationships.

SPEAKER_00 10:50

No, relationships. We're keeping it on the turf. They do get a little stagnant sometimes. A little mundane. Stagnant, right? Yeah, they get a little what they call monotone. Uh that's when you stick two fingers in their booty. So um here we go. With that being said, like, like, like that was so random.

SPEAKER_03 11:08

No, no, but like one finger to two fingers in a booty.

SPEAKER_00 11:12

I mean, you gotta you gotta spice your shit up. You know, you go.

SPEAKER_03 11:15

No, but I'm saying, even where here's the thing. This is what what I'm trying to think. It has nothing to do with spice. I'm just going in general, just like general.

SPEAKER_00 11:25

Well, if you ain't got shit in common, you ain't gonna be bored.

SPEAKER_03 11:29

It's it's a Friday night. Uh-huh. We're just sitting there, we're just watching TV. That's what I mean by like Oh, that's not boring, though.

SPEAKER_00 11:38

That's what I'm saying.

Are Good Relationships “Boring” or Stable?

SPEAKER_03 11:38

But what I'm saying, if you like to do that kind of shit. Exactly. Right. That's what I'm saying. Boring in this aspect is a good thing. Right. I'm not saying that, like, oh, it's bad. We're just going in general for the most part.

SPEAKER_00 11:52

Oh, I thought we were talking about like, you know, you hurry up so I can go pee-type boring.

SPEAKER_03 11:56

No, no, no, no. We just mean like when you're in a relationship, and after a while, you know, at first you'd be like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:04

No, it's all exciting after a while.

SPEAKER_03 12:06

Once, you know, the butterflies settle, you get used to each other, you didn't watch each other sit on the toilet or something. Yeah, you know, you just kind of sit up there and you'd be like, oh, okay. Hey, give us your thoughts at the Nobody's Talking podcast. I guess you can't. Because I know somebody's gonna sit up here and be like, no, would it shut up. Your shit is boring. Exactly. Yeah, I guess you can only I mean you ain't talking about going next door and come on, let's go rob this bank.

SPEAKER_00 12:34

And nah, hell no. I mean, I mean, a lot of people like to travel and shit. I'm not one of them that travel a lot, so I don't like really. But even that, that's that gets old. That's a highlight.

SPEAKER_03 12:45

That's a high vacations are a highlight.

SPEAKER_00 12:47

But generally they end up going to the same places, though.

SPEAKER_03 12:50

But even then, that's still that's a highlight.

SPEAKER_00 12:52

That's boring too. So you're saying relationships are boring, you you want some sister-wise shit. That's what you do. No, we just talk about that what I'm just saying. Then that's the only way you're gonna keep them getting boring.

SPEAKER_03 13:06

Our relationships are boring.

SPEAKER_00 13:08

Not all of them. You have more than one.

SPEAKER_03 13:10

Oh my lord. Even that's gonna be boring.

SPEAKER_00 13:12

No, I won't even. Yes, it is. It does get old. No, it ain't. It does. Shit, you get one. You just saying that because you don't, you're not in that situation. No, I I'm I'm a firm believer you don't take relationship advice from a person that ain't in a relationship. But without saying, I'm a firm believer in that thing. If you sit up here and you think about all relationships, that's why I ain't one really.

SPEAKER_03 13:36

Everybody can tell been in. No, you've been married. I've been married. Exactly. So that's just what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_00 13:43

And I I I I agree with you. We went from like getting it in to hurry up jobs.

SPEAKER_03 13:48

See, now see, we're not, we're not, we keep bringing it to sex. We're not talking about sex. We're just talking about just relationships in general. General, just like every day, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:01

Whether you want to agree or not, that's the challenge. Right? Sex is good, the relationship is good. You can you can try 50 different positions, right? You can put on 20 different costs. It's gonna still be boring. Yeah, at some point. It's still gonna come a point where what you talking about.

SPEAKER_03 14:22

So you're telling me somebody that's been together 50, 60 years. Yeah. Yeah. They just sitting there.

SPEAKER_00 14:30

Come on, good. You know how I like it. Watching Archie Bonker, Jefferson, gunsmoke. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but you've been 50, 60 years. You like, girl, pop them teeth out. You just sitting like, you know what?

SPEAKER_03 14:45

I know, ain't what you talking about. We're gonna talk about somewhere something else.

SPEAKER_00 14:48

Let's go. But I mean, you're bringing it up.

SPEAKER_03 14:50

You trying to say, you trying to say, I'm not taking it. It ain't got nothing to do with sex. I get it. Absolutely, bro.

SPEAKER_00 14:56

The guy was talking about relationships are getting bored, it gets boring, and you used to you bound. I mean, you be around a motherfucker all the time and shit. You be like, man.

SPEAKER_03 15:04

And it don't have nothing to do with oh, hey, let's bring no.

SPEAKER_00 15:09

In general, just you just tired your people.

SPEAKER_01 15:12

I mean, but a a good it ain't even been tired. So some people a good nigga is sitting out sitting on the couch watching TV.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

Boring is good. Watching your shows. We got we got we gonna we're gonna binge watch uh Ozark tonight. That's what you're looking forward to, right? That's what you're looking forward to. But no, but that that's what I yeah, yeah. That might be boring to you. No, no, it's not boring to me. I'm not gonna be able to do that. But I'm just saying that it's kind of baby boring. That's a good boring, is what they're trying to say. Sometimes you need a good boring. Yeah, no problem. That's what we that's what we mean. Would you rather have a bad boring? Oh, I'm sitting at home watching Ozark. I didn't know. I didn't know there was boring people like, oh, I hate her.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

That would be useful to be.

SPEAKER_03 15:55

Yeah, exactly. You boring, you boring. Once the highlight is over, once the highlight is over, and then you know, like the boredom settles in, but you still enjoy each other's company.

SPEAKER_02 16:08

That's called that's called comfortability.

SPEAKER_03 16:10

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

That's a companion, not a whatever it would be. Companion is still a relationship. And that's along with the sexual side. Companionship is a foundation.

SPEAKER_00 16:21

You trying to tell me. I mean, I'm bored with you bitches. You trying to tell me if you on you on the couch with my hook and you bored, and you good with that. But that might not be boring.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

We h we holding hands sitting on the couch.

SPEAKER_03 16:36

You just say, hey, how many? How many times do you sat on the couch and watch movies?

SPEAKER_00 16:43

How many times have you and your ex did it? I mean, we ain't really do it. She didn't really watch a whole lot of movies. She watched TV shows. She just watched porn.

SPEAKER_03 16:52

You ain't watched with her?

SPEAKER_00 16:54

No, they like that women's shit. I'm done.

SPEAKER_02 16:58

You would never sit there and watch a show with your wife just because she wanted to watch a show. No.

SPEAKER_00 17:04

That's probably we ain't got one. No, I understand that. I'm just saying, like, I mean, she didn't watch football with that. Okay, okay, all right here.

SPEAKER_04 17:12

So she's watching The Bachelor. You in in Alabama game on, she watching The Bachelor. Hell no. See, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 17:18

Ain't doing that, bro. Oh, I understand. I don't watch The Bachelor. But nothing else on. Nothing else on. Hell to the no no.

SPEAKER_02 17:28

Some of that shit does get you, though. Sometimes that's just sacrificing. I would watch. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

Sometimes you just gotta sometimes you just gotta make your partner happy and just sit there on the couch and watch it.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

There's a new show coming out trying to find Sister Wives. I'm gonna watch that. Yep. I saw I saw an ad for it the other day.

SPEAKER_00 17:46

What's wrong with y'all?

SPEAKER_02 17:47

And Sister Wives.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

What the fuck didn't happen? We didn't.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

Invasion of the body status. Are you extracted? Hold on, let's hold on. Let's break this down. Joe, why are you so extra masculine? What's wrong with you? Trying to figure what invasion of the body statute? What the fuck didn't we do?

SPEAKER_02 18:05

We've already established this nigga don't believe in crying. We established that weeks ago. This nigga got no tear ducts.

SPEAKER_00 18:12

You see nothing to me, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I'm gonna sit here and watch sister wise and motherfucking watches. Like the housewives. Yeah, why not?

SPEAKER_02 18:25

Yeah, I've never seen The Bachelor. I'm not gonna voluntarily do it, but I mean you talk about 30 idea watching women love hip hop. It'd be 30 women choosing hip hop for the Asians. There'd be 30 beautiful women in that house. I'm trying to get away.

SPEAKER_01 18:40

I wish I was gonna do the bachelor's. So Joe, you said everything you watch has to have some type of masculinity. If it ain't got no killing in 15 minutes, nigga, I'm turning it.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

You ain't gonna watch the notebook.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

If you sing the notebook, nigga, you sing the notebook? Yeah, nobody.

SPEAKER_00 18:55

Yeah. See?

SPEAKER_03 19:00

I've never seen the notebook. I've seen it.

SPEAKER_00 19:05

See, it don't start out as a love story.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

That's a heartbreaking ass movie. It is heartbreaking.

SPEAKER_00 19:09

It don't start that as a love story. I never seen that. It don't start that as a love story.

SPEAKER_03 19:14

You can't ruin it for me because I've never seen it. I'm just saying, it don't start as a look. Well, you still haven't seen it? No, that's homeboy when he was hanging from the Ferris wheel, right? Ain't that the notebook?

SPEAKER_00 19:23

What you talking about, man?

SPEAKER_03 19:25

No, the notebook. Ain't the notebook when the dude asked her to go out with him? You know what? That might be. And he was saying they was at the fair.

SPEAKER_02 19:35

Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_00 19:36

Yeah, but it started out with some good. I thought that was the most looking uh stunt man.

SPEAKER_02 19:41

Oh, the fall guy?

SPEAKER_00 19:42

No, that's not the fall guy right there. Fall guy would be.

SPEAKER_03 19:44

I haven't seen the fall guy. I never seen the fall guy.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

No, the fall guy. I saw the TV show. I just don't understand why it's so hard for you to want to watch, you know.

SPEAKER_00 19:53

Hey, game watch this shit. Why? Why not? I don't even care what you're about to say right now. No, I tell you what I'm about to say. I guarantee you right now, I'll stop watching.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

The right one come through will have you watching. I ain't watching no motherfuckers. Would you do it for sure? She put it on him.

SPEAKER_02 20:07

Oh, yeah. What'd she say? I'll suck your dick. Oh, you can watch this movie with me.

SPEAKER_03 20:11

No, listen. Nah, that ain't gonna work. Hey, no. I do it. I guarantee that that right one. Man, please. He be sitting up there like I watched it. He be sitting up there watching Martha Stewart movies. Singing LMA Buddha.

SPEAKER_00 20:25

All that kind of shit. Yep. That's a good song.

unknown 20:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 20:28

But I'm not, I'm like, I'm not, I'm not, you know, I'm not sure. Some people may say you may need Chad GPS. It's very weird. I I tried to do rom-com, but I just can't put it down. I like rom-com.

SPEAKER_01 20:37

Go ahead and put it today. You know. Okay, Joe. I know.

SPEAKER_00 20:42

I I don't want, but I get just like, I don't know. I get I can't really get like the last rom com I've seen. Last one I seen was probably something about Mary or some shit you told me to watch or whatever the fuck it was.

SPEAKER_02 20:52

Oh, I love them all. Oh, the the Sidney Sweeney movie? Oh, hey, did you go see that one? Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_03 20:57

Sydney Sweeney and uh Glenn Powell?

SPEAKER_02 21:00

What is it called?

SPEAKER_03 21:01

Anybody but you know I didn't even watch that. Man, that movie is so good.

SPEAKER_04 21:06

Man, her titties were delicious looking. Hey, well, I remember she is a good-looking young lady.

SPEAKER_02 21:12

Yeah, that's just like what is on Steve's mind tonight. Well, no, no, Sadie's been listening to NWA.

SPEAKER_00 21:19

I don't know, bro. I I'm I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 21:21

So you're not a rom-com dude. No, I'm not. I'm not you think you do you think you're just overly masculine?

SPEAKER_00 21:27

No, I'm not overly masculine. I have a feminine side. I like to cook.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

You do like to cook. Hey, cooking. Hey, you do like to cook, because you throw down.

SPEAKER_00 21:37

Matter of fact, you bring over a plate, he throw down. For real. It's a feminine side in me. Is cooking specifically or exclusively feminine, though? That's what I'm locking with. Good point. Yeah, it's fucking feminine. How is it feminine?

SPEAKER_03 21:50

The best cooks in the world are men.

SPEAKER_00 21:52

That's that's beside the point.

SPEAKER_03 21:54

Hey, if you if you want to refute that, nobody's talking positive. Please, please, please. I think we're stirring stuff up. I think so. Because I guarantee somebody's gonna be like, wait, my daddy, you just talk about the two things.

SPEAKER_00 22:07

Man, kitchen in the bedroom.

SPEAKER_03 22:09

Golly. Damn, Joe. Could you get a chick that can't cook?

SPEAKER_00 22:16

Can I be with a chick that can't cook?

SPEAKER_02 22:18

I mean, does it even matter at that point? Have you seen this nigga's plates? I have a lot of people. Oh, you right. I'd have had a few of them. Yeah. I I have been with a love language. But that's see that's Joe's language. Could you be with a woman that can't cook?

SPEAKER_04 22:31

That's that's his love language. That ain't your love language. No.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

No, I couldn't do it. You could? I could. I can cook. But I could cook Tom De Saint. Yeah. Okay. So could you?

SPEAKER_00 22:43

But I can't jail prep. But the thing is, I don't I can't be with a mother I come home and it's a hungry man. I mean, I'm a motherfucker. Yeah, I can't cook like him. Yeah. I can't wait to go.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

Oh, look, she better throw something together. She better be. I don't care if I cook all the time, but just better throw something together and it tastes good.

SPEAKER_02 23:04

Yeah, I don't need no five. I don't need no gourmet shit.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

I don't need no culinary arts person.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

I tell you, do what I do need somebody that's fit, that's in that gym.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 23:17

I take that over cooking.

SPEAKER_02 23:19

Yeah, that's that's a deal breaker.

SPEAKER_03 23:20

We can go buy food. So you need fit?

SPEAKER_02 23:22

That's a deal breaker. Nah, I like lumps. Too something. He likes to take two something to do something. Hey, you can you can be you can still be two something to do something in the gym. And be fit.

SPEAKER_00 23:31

I don't think they necessarily I just like act. I'm gonna tell you, you seen that one chick, she's like six seven and shit, like two something. Oh yeah, she. Man, that motherfucker's straight.

SPEAKER_03 23:42

You gonna talk to her?

SPEAKER_00 23:43

Man, I'd be that's too tall.

SPEAKER_03 23:46

She's from Army.

SPEAKER_00 23:47

Uh what's she like? That's the one I was talking to, the comedian, dude. He did a date interview with her. Uh she like I think she's from Brazil.

SPEAKER_02 23:54

See, she don't have to necessarily be fit.

SPEAKER_00 23:55

She just gotta be acting. She's like six seven or something. That's all I care about. Acting.

SPEAKER_03 23:59

I mean, that's that's fit. Yeah, but hey. I don't mean you gotta look like I don't mean you have to look like the cover of a like a fitness model. I just mean fit, like let me see. I ain't her though, but I take it. That's the one that's six seven. Let me see. Nah, that ain't her. Let me look. Man, who's gonna take that down? She's from Brazil. She's too tall.

SPEAKER_00 24:26

She's from Brazil. You got too many stipulations.

SPEAKER_03 24:30

She's too tall.

SPEAKER_00 24:31

Steve will love that. Too many stipulations and shit. She ain't Asian. You have to. Why? You ain't getting up seven foot Asian.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

You know why?

SPEAKER_04 24:39

I ain't looking for a seven foot Asian.

SPEAKER_00 24:41

See, that's why you be bored.

SPEAKER_03 24:44

No, I'm just saying four feet two.

SPEAKER_02 24:50

He said she gotta be an idiot. She gotta be. I tell you what though.

SPEAKER_00 24:55

Hey. Man, she's tall as hell. I know, I know, I know somebody here like little people. Ain't gonna call nobody named. That motherfucker like little people. Is he a guest?

SPEAKER_02 25:17

Let me let me think.

SPEAKER_00 25:21

Boy, that motherfucker saw us in one of them little people, boy. That's uh got excited, boy. Oh, look at that screen. So I'm I'm sorry, I got I don't know what the she how tall is she?

SPEAKER_03 25:32

Seven feet?

SPEAKER_04 25:33

She's seven feet. That bitch touched two. She's too tall, man. I'm locking that down real.

SPEAKER_00 25:39

She's like six, seven. She's too tall.

SPEAKER_02 25:40

You locking that down, Joe? No. She, yeah. Nigga, that's AI. What'd she pick you up and carry you like a child? Love it. On her hip. She's gonna give you a step stool to kiss her. Hey, on that note, hey, what would y'all do if y'all a woman yoked you up and put you on a counter?

SPEAKER_03 26:00

Choke her out.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

Bitch, if you don't put me.

SPEAKER_02 26:10

I'm telling you what I mean.

SPEAKER_00 26:15

I shovel that bitch. I shovel so far down the throat. I try I try to go so far down her throat. You motherfucking poppy bitch.

SPEAKER_02 26:26

Nah, that's yeah, nah. Oh, yo, you see. Yeah, we was watching it before you came in. Yeah, that that was way too many.

SPEAKER_03 26:34

Yeah, I was I was done after the third one. She picked you up and throw you up on the counter.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

I'm like, goodness. She picked you up and throw you up on the counter.

SPEAKER_00 26:42

Hey, as long as she's gobbling.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

Gobbling, baby. I don't care. Yeah. Gobble gobble. Yeah, that's the interest. So that seven foot chick. Sit your ass. Man, you know I ain't pick it, bro. I done worse. I mean, she's pretty. I was like, man, that chick is tall. She's mad about a seven-foot chick. Ain't nothing wrong with a seven-foot chick. Shit, I done a five-five. Five five. What a what? A five-five chick? Shit, width ain't everything, nigga. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

Damn.

SPEAKER_00 27:21

Square buttons, square punk pants. Shit, rolling polioli. Oh. That motherfucker could have rolled up in a ball, goddamn. I'll tell you. Hey, when I was young, it wasn't no shame in my game when I was young, but I ain't give a fuck. See? Uh-oh, Steve. Long we had the opposite equipment. Yeah, damn it was only cracking.

SPEAKER_01 27:45

I told you. I thought you were about to crash out about halfway through.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

You crashing out for it. You want something to cognac? That's Tesla, Steve. Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot about it.

SPEAKER_03 27:54

He came in like four Steve. Came in four Steve.

SPEAKER_00 27:58

Yeah. No, what? Now you bored. Exactly, man. No, you can't. You can't be in a motherfucker board relationship. We're talking about a seven foot. You gotta excite that motherfucker. That buttons. He needs him a he needs a wicker basket in his eyes, goddamn it.

SPEAKER_03 28:18

You you want a uh a seven foot Asian?

SPEAKER_00 28:20

Yeah, I take a seven foot Asian. Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 28:24

Yeah, we lost him. Which one? Which one? I'm thinking of trying to think of one.

SPEAKER_00 28:32

Hey, listen, what would you be your preference? Hey, let's plan our trip to goddamn motherfucking Philippines. Philippines? Shit, fuck that. We're going to the Philippines.

SPEAKER_01 28:41

Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese.

SPEAKER_04 28:46

What's another one? Vietnamese. Vietnamese.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

Thailand.

SPEAKER_04 28:49

Korean. Korean. Laotian. Oh, pretty much. Layosian.

TV Sacrifice, Masculinity, and Cooking

SPEAKER_00 28:53

Them Laotians are pretty, but which one you going after? I'm going after all of them. Them damn Polynesian. Ooh. All of them. Polynesian next to their heads going island hoppers. Oh no, that's from the Hawaiian.

SPEAKER_02 29:07

Yeah. No. Pacific Islanders. Pacific Islanders? They're their own thing.

SPEAKER_00 29:13

That's a Hawaiian Island, ain't it? Pacific. Yeah, yeah. God damn. Why you got to be on there? You go, school teacher. No, we just said if it's if it's the body.

SPEAKER_04 29:26

We didn't need your spectacles back.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

We're just trying to say if it's you know you gotta come correct on this money.

SPEAKER_00 29:34

Christ, man. Come on, man. Let's make a few mistakes.

SPEAKER_02 29:37

Oh, no. We don't fact check. This whole show is a mistake.

SPEAKER_00 29:40

Yo, yo, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, I came in and talk about incorrecting this and shit. They're gonna be like, wait, oh what?

SPEAKER_02 29:49

Hey, speaking of which, though, um, speaking of seven foot chicks, then you wouldn't we talking about something earlier?

SPEAKER_03 29:56

About the WNBA, yeah. Man, listen, man.

SPEAKER_04 30:00

Listen.

SPEAKER_03 30:00

I said that I can beat some WNBA players.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_03 30:09

No. So you tell me. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, let's correct the story. You say you could beat. I could beat, I could beat three of the top ten. Of the top ten WNBA. No, I'm saying I'll play all ten. I'm gonna beat at least three of them.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

Yeah, I give you that.

SPEAKER_03 30:30

These cats don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

I'm gonna be at least two.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

Because y'all ain't got no confidence.

SPEAKER_02 30:36

It's not about confidence, man.

SPEAKER_00 30:38

You ain't got no skills.

SPEAKER_04 30:39

Man, it's about skills.

SPEAKER_03 30:41

Them girls can play.

SPEAKER_04 30:43

Nigga. Them girls can play, man.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

So you can play too. So you think I'm demeaning the girls just by saying I think I can beat like three of them. Okay, I'm gonna go down the list. That's what I'm saying. Okay, I'm gonna go down the list. Top ten. This is gonna be yay or nay. Yes. I'm gonna start. Yes. Yes, to the first five you're about to name. Go ahead. Asia Wilson. Yes.

unknown 31:07

No. No.

SPEAKER_03 31:10

Listen. Somebody pull up the 1v1 rules. Alyssa Thomas. Phoenix Murphy. Oh, she's kinda tough.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

Yeah, yeah. I don't know about that one.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

Yeah, she's kinda tough.

SPEAKER_00 31:19

Asia got a little bit of a little bit. So no, so okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 31:21

I'm 0-2.

SPEAKER_02 31:23

Breonna Stewart.

SPEAKER_03 31:24

New York Liverpool. Damn, I'm 0-3.

SPEAKER_02 31:26

Stewie? The Fisa Collier. No, that can't be a good one. Hell no. That girl bad.

SPEAKER_03 31:33

Okay, I'm 0-4.

SPEAKER_02 31:35

Alright, so that rounded out the top five, Caitlin Clark. I can take her shooting. I think doing a topic. No, no, no. She's gonna outshoot. She's gonna outshoot you. No, no, and she, yeah, she's gonna outshoot you. You gotta defend her shot. She's gonna outshoot you. Oh, nigga, she outshooting all of us together.

SPEAKER_00 31:51

She ain't outshooting me. She outshoot me. You ain't never seen me shoot. I done seen your little green shot. Ooh, shit. Okay, go ahead. So what on shooting on five?

SPEAKER_01 31:59

Okay, so the rounding out the top ten. Here we go. Satusa Bali.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

Oh, from Merck? No, she could be.

SPEAKER_03 32:05

Hey, no, I'm gonna tell you why she's gonna beat me. Because I'm gonna let her beat me. I'm gonna let her beat me. All right. Oh and six. Jackie Young. Oh, yeah, no, I can't beat her. 0-7. Alicia Gray. 0-8. I think you can beat Alicia Gray. Listen, this is what I'm gonna do. Give me the one somebody pull up the 1v1 rules. Alicia Gray. Because don't you get like three dribbles?

SPEAKER_01 32:32

Let me go.

SPEAKER_02 32:35

Sabrina and Yesku. No, she's gonna beat me. Alright, final one. Aliyah Boston. I'm beating her. Nah, you ain't beating that one. You gotta take her outside. But you ain't beating her down low. I'm taking all of them outside. Yeah, you ain't beating her down low. Damn, Bosco.

SPEAKER_00 32:51

You're supposed to beat them all down low. You know what, though? Now I think about it. No, I'm on with 10. I think you might get three out of the top 20. I don't know. Let's go with the top 20. What's the other 10?

SPEAKER_03 33:03

Listen, put it like this. Hey, what's the other 10? I can beat at least three WNBA players, period.

SPEAKER_00 33:08

No, we can do that. Yeah, we can get the bitch warmers.

SPEAKER_03 33:12

No shit. That's what I'm saying. Now he said bitch warmers.

SPEAKER_01 33:18

I was like, hold on. Did he just say the bitch warmers?

SPEAKER_04 33:22

Oh, bitch.

SPEAKER_01 33:22

Why would I say bitch warmers?

SPEAKER_03 33:24

Hey, just hold on. Look, man, what's the 1v1 rules? I thought somebody was gonna pull them up.

SPEAKER_02 33:29

I got them, but it's it says it's common. So they do play uh make it take it.

SPEAKER_03 33:33

Oh, nigga, you losing. I don't think they I thought they play like you get three or four dribbles.

SPEAKER_02 33:40

No, is this a league you're talking about? No, it's called the 1v1.

SPEAKER_00 33:47

Yeah, you get like three dribbles. I don't need no dribbles. Oh, you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 33:50

Yeah, no, so they they do have some 1v1 rules where you have like a lot of a lot of players are they're adopted it to where you can only have like three dribbles. You either gotta take it to the hole.

SPEAKER_00 34:01

If you if it's three dribbles, you ain't beat me. I don't need no dribble. They just gonna block your shot. I don't see it.

SPEAKER_02 34:07

Oh, T Mac started. They block it. Rainbow in the motherfucker. Is that the one you're talking about? The one that T Mac started? Huh? The T-Mac started dribble.

SPEAKER_03 34:15

I don't need that. No, the dudes, they do all the cats be playing it on the uh Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:19

I know what you're talking about. I don't need no dribble.

SPEAKER_03 34:21

So they line up, so what am I? I'm at like 0-10, huh? Yeah, you can't. It's a tough lineup. Okay, I'm 0-10. I'll take it.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

Three of those girls play together.

SPEAKER_03 34:31

I'm 0-10.

SPEAKER_04 34:32

Two of them married.

SPEAKER_03 34:34

Hey, hey, I already know uh Thomas. She's tough, boy. I'm scared of her. But she ain't got really a shot. She's tough.

SPEAKER_00 34:43

She don't. She's just she's just bullying you down low. Yeah, her shoulder always messes up. Slim and trim. Sleek and fit, and all the girls want your phone number.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

Could you beat Diana Tarossi right now?

SPEAKER_03 34:56

No, she'll probably beat me.

SPEAKER_00 34:58

Diana Tarotsi.

Height Preferences, Fitness, and Standards

SPEAKER_02 34:59

She can still share. She ain't in the league no more, but she's probably arguably the greatest player. But this nigga bought up Cheryl swoops, nigga. I'm just saying, she was in the league for how many years? She probably the goat, right?

SPEAKER_00 35:11

That motherfucker old as fuck.

SPEAKER_02 35:12

Second best player. She just retired last year, nigga. She's only like 44.

SPEAKER_00 35:17

What are we gonna do with her old ass?

SPEAKER_02 35:18

I bet you Joe about to get in trouble. She's number one of all time. I don't care, she's still old. Who y'all think number two is? How old is she? Of all time? Like 44. Lisa Leslie? Joanna man. Uh Lisa Leslie ain't no Jawanna man. Jamaica catches that.

SPEAKER_00 35:36

Oh yeah, Jamaica is good. Joe Diana.

SPEAKER_02 35:39

Diana Tarazi is 43.

SPEAKER_00 35:41

If I had one WNB chick that loved it, would have would have been a lot of people. Now Joe, here I do have a question. Jamaica holds claw.

SPEAKER_03 35:50

I used to love that girl. Would you play them right now or how long would you need?

SPEAKER_00 35:56

When I play them right now, man. Man, I can't even run up and down no court.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

Exactly. But so we talking, no, I'm talking about I'll go play like tomorrow morning.

SPEAKER_00 36:05

Man, you go right ahead.

SPEAKER_03 36:08

So that's why we saying we can beat them. If they heard this and be like, okay, come to the gym.

SPEAKER_00 36:13

Now we call me out, I show up.

SPEAKER_03 36:15

We gotta go to the performance. No, you just doing that just hollow. Oh no, pride. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 36:22

Yeah. I got a lot of pride. I show the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 36:25

Pretend like you hurt. Pretend like you hurt, Tommy. No, I'll take it.

SPEAKER_00 36:30

Call me how you want to.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

If I if I get beat, I'll just be like, okay, I'll take it. I'm on ten.

SPEAKER_00 36:36

Alright, goddamn, we're gonna challenge. Okay. I'm coming back a hundred dollars. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna tell you something though. If you can't be the top ten in basketball, I bet you can beat him karaoke. That nigga get sang right now. That boy good.

SPEAKER_03 37:01

I may, I made a baby one time.

SPEAKER_00 37:07

That boy good right there, boy. Y'all ain't never seen him in karaoke shit.

SPEAKER_04 37:11

I ain't never seen him karaoke. I know this nigga. I ain't never seen him kick that.

SPEAKER_00 37:14

That nigga karaoke, boy. I was like, oh shit, a bit at night.

SPEAKER_02 37:19

What did he sing? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:21

What did he sing? He sang about three, four times.

SPEAKER_03 37:24

What was it?

SPEAKER_00 37:26

At the club jumping.

SPEAKER_03 37:27

I sing. The closer I get to you, that was a duet right there. You showing the duet, and then you uh My First Love, that was another duet. Now you showing something. A C sang one too. A C did Nate Dog.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

Oh, he did Nate Dog?

SPEAKER_03 37:43

Yeah, he did regulators. Okay. He did. A C did regulators. Damn, I forget what else. Hey dog, we had a blast, though. I wanted to do Can You Stand the Rain. I needed a group with me. Oh, that would have been tight. Was gonna be Johnny.

SPEAKER_00 37:57

Nah, we had a blast. But hey. I was joking aside, though. He did it very well.

SPEAKER_03 38:02

Listen, I tell you this.

SPEAKER_02 38:06

I race him. Oh man, that's that's no context. There you go. That's different, though. Yeah, yeah. That's no different.

SPEAKER_04 38:14

Hey, he said, I'm in their wheelhouse. Now I'm inviting them to my wheelhouse. I don't think they would want to race you.

SPEAKER_03 38:19

Nigga, okay. So you don't think you can be one player in the WNBA? One. How many players play in the WBA? I can beat one. I can beat one.

SPEAKER_00 38:29

You probably can beat more than one.

SPEAKER_03 38:30

Yeah. This cat said he don't think he can beat any. I said, come on, stop. You're be serious.

SPEAKER_04 38:38

I like how he's changing the story.

SPEAKER_03 38:39

I think you beat one.

SPEAKER_04 38:40

I like how he keeps changing the story every time. How about you?

SPEAKER_03 38:42

Nigga, I just said I'll beat what? 0-10.

SPEAKER_04 38:45

No, you didn't.

SPEAKER_00 38:46

You said 30.

SPEAKER_04 38:47

Nigga, I'll be three or four of them.

SPEAKER_02 38:50

Then we just named it. So originally he said I will beat four of the ten. Then we went down the list. I said three of them. He didn't say four accountability. You said three to the two. No, before you got here. Before you got here.

SPEAKER_03 39:02

Four to ten.

SPEAKER_02 39:03

I did.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

But then when I went down the list of the current W top 10 W NBA players, the O-10. I said I'm an O-10. Accountability.

SPEAKER_02 39:12

No, there's gotta be at least one. Now he said.

SPEAKER_03 39:14

Oh now Steve didn't say he can't beat none of them. No, nigga, you did sit up there and say, I'm like, you out your damn mind.

SPEAKER_04 39:20

No, that wasn't the question. The question was out of the top 10, who are you gonna beat the WNBA? I'm beating three to four of them. That's what you said. I did say that. You lying, nigga. You lying. Nigga didn't just go down the list. This nigga's not paying attention.

SPEAKER_02 39:40

Because we went down the list. Rob went down the list. I'm just thinking. I don't know. Nigga, I don't know who you were the top ten.

SPEAKER_00 39:48

That's what you did. Oh, I still play though. You still can't catch it then. That's how we're gonna bounce. I was like, I still go out there. Just like the ball you playing with.

SPEAKER_02 39:57

We're not on the court. No refund court.

SPEAKER_04 40:00

Yeah, we on the court. We all on the court, nigga. On the wood, so I'm good, nigga. I'm gonna give you some buckets, but I wasn't saying that I can beat off three or four of them. Three or four of them.

SPEAKER_03 40:11

No, nigga, you sat there and say that you don't think you can beat anybody in the WNBA. Yeah, okay. I don't know. I probably couldn't beat them.

SPEAKER_04 40:17

Nigga, I beat your ass, nigga. If you can beat three, if you can beat one of them, I know I can beat two. Damn. Challenge, challenge, get out of the gauntlet.

SPEAKER_02 40:30

What is this going down?

SPEAKER_00 40:31

We're gonna go serious. You put some tiger bomb on, they might be three.

SPEAKER_02 40:44

Put some tiger bomb on that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 40:45

It might be three of them.

SPEAKER_03 40:49

55th ass. And I'll tell all you niggas. What did I say that?

SPEAKER_04 40:53

I told y'all niggas. I told y'all. Y'all better believe in me.

SPEAKER_02 40:57

Damn, it's only a hundred paying bad. It's only 156 roster spots in the whole WMB.

SPEAKER_00 41:03

They only hold like 12, right? Yeah, 12. 12 days. They can hold 15.

SPEAKER_03 41:08

You want to go NBA? Absolutely none of them.

WNBA One-on-One: Could We Win?

SPEAKER_02 41:12

Absolutely none. They go on 18 teams in years, I think.

SPEAKER_03 41:17

Not one. Not even Jeff Bueller. I can beat every single player on the not even Scalabrizi. Hell no. Hell no.

SPEAKER_02 41:25

No, I can't beat him. He the proved more, he approved a lot. Hell no. Hell no. You can find YouTube videos with people that challenge that dude. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:34

Hey, I'm playing the top high school. Yeah, hell no. God damn Scala Bridge.

SPEAKER_02 41:39

That shit is a different. I'm sorry, you make it to the league.

SPEAKER_03 41:42

And he owed. No, then no, them dude. That's a different. No, they shit is different. Yeah. They know like foot placement and all that. Yeah. Everything. I know when I first. That's how the WNBA players are. Yeah, no, they know. I'm just going to be out there just on pure pivot. Well, I said pure level. Hey, hoping my jumper falls. If my jumper don't fall, I'm like, oh hell.

SPEAKER_02 42:04

It's going to be a rough one. Man, it's about to be a long.

SPEAKER_03 42:07

And we got to shoot for an A three-point line.

SPEAKER_02 42:09

Is it the same or no?

SPEAKER_03 42:10

That's a little further back.

SPEAKER_02 42:11

Oh, it's further. Bosco. The NBA.

SPEAKER_00 42:14

You're absolutely right, sir. I remember when I first saw my first inside pivot, and I said, nigga, you travel. Then he proved you wrong, huh? No, nigga, they ain't traveling. What the fuck are you talking about? And then that gather step really fucked me up. Oh, the gather? Nah, yeah. I don't know. You're talking about the Euro step.

SPEAKER_02 42:33

The gather step. The gather. It's a zero step. No, I knew a cat.

SPEAKER_00 42:36

I knew a cat used to do it when we was we was in the we was in the service. And he used to we played the intermiracle games. And they used to do that gather step. I said, nigga, you ain't no way you can make that ground up like that, nigga.

SPEAKER_02 42:47

Technically, when you pick up the ball, that first step don't count. That's what I'm saying. Two steps after that. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 42:57

No, it's a gather step. They've been had it. I just thought it was fucked up. I thought the nigga would try to step up. But you think about somebody else Jordan. He was shorter than me. I try and block his shit.

SPEAKER_02 43:07

The Euro step is just long, like just long step. It's almost like a long crossover. So when you when you want a break, right? And it's just you in the in the in the in the basket, you lay it up. Dribble one, step, step, layup. Yep. That's cool. But you have to be off your you have to jump off your second step. Right. What is the gather step? The gather step is as you catch the ball. When you catch the ball. Nickel. Before you catch the ball. As you catch it.

SPEAKER_00 43:36

As you're catching the ball. You take his steps as you catch the ball. So what they'll do is they'll play make it take it. They step on. I mean, he while the ball is not in his hand, he's stepping, and it looks like he got the ball or whatever. I don't know what the fuck it is. I just don't. Oh, okay. So when he grabbed the ball, he takes his two steps. It looked like the nigga traveled. Like, man, what the fuck was that?

SPEAKER_02 43:56

Wait, wait, you can take the two steps without dribbling?

SPEAKER_03 43:58

Dude. Some cats be taking a sidestep on jumpers now. Yeah, that's they'll pick up the dribble and they a sidestep.

SPEAKER_02 44:07

But think about James Harden. I mean, he he basically perfected that three-point gather step. See, that that never looked like traveling to me. See, it didn't. It's called the step back. That ain't a gather step. It's called the step back. Yeah, good point. My bad.

SPEAKER_00 44:22

Damn, I should have put a con you. You ought to get drank? Nah, that one didn't fall out of the truck, but that was still in there. That's why he came here in a good mood. I'm in a good move.

SPEAKER_03 44:36

You got a nigga playing defense right there.

SPEAKER_00 44:38

I'm in a good mood.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

I'm shooting a jumper. I'm just shooting all jumper.

SPEAKER_00 44:41

Until y'all told me my relationship. Once I start going to the hall. Nigga said, your relationship is boring. I didn't know that. I'm gonna have to go home and say, look, bitch, you boring. I gotta battle somebody else.

SPEAKER_02 44:57

So you brought up the topic of that's gonna be boring. So you brought up the topic of Aisha Curry. Right? Did everybody do their homework? Nope.

SPEAKER_00 45:08

I don't do the homework? Why the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_04 45:10

Who the hell is Steph Curry, wife Curry?

SPEAKER_03 45:13

Hey man, we gotta stop disrespecting people. Man, I ain't disrespecting people. Maybe like Joe be disrespecting people out here a lot. Aisha Curry.

SPEAKER_01 45:23

Steph Curry's wife.

SPEAKER_00 45:24

Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

So she's she's been in the news because of some things that she said that may have been either misconstrued or misconstrued.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

Yeah. Disrespecting to her. Okay, what did she say?

SPEAKER_00 45:37

I want to say that.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

Well, she wasn't into him. Well, not necessarily that she wasn't into him. It was more or less like she like she didn't want to get married initially. Like she wanted to be a career woman. She wanted to be a career. Yeah, before she got married, she wanted to be a career woman. She wanted to be the breadwinner and all that type of stuff.

SPEAKER_00 45:57

Nothing wrong with that.

SPEAKER_02 45:58

Nothing's wrong with that. But it's getting misconstrued because now there's, you know, people are saying, oh, she didn't, you know, she's not grateful. She really didn't like all the time. Yeah, she's not grateful and all that type of stuff.

SPEAKER_00 46:10

That's like 90% of the women. They don't like the nigga the first time they meet them.

SPEAKER_03 46:14

So that's not true. Bullshit. Not in my case. She said she said I knew that.

SPEAKER_00 46:20

Women don't like you, nigga. They be like to fill you out and see. Oh, he got a little money. I guess he's a big thing. Hey, chill out, black handsomes, okay?

SPEAKER_02 46:28

Chill out, black Sean.

SPEAKER_00 46:30

Please.

unknown 46:32

See?

SPEAKER_00 46:32

You ain't, I'm gonna tell you something. I'm building a shit. Let me tell you something, nigga. You ain't feel what you're saying. You ain't never her first choice. Ever. Ever. Probably wasn't her second choice either.

SPEAKER_01 46:44

Or third, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 46:46

You ain't never that nigga. But what is that? I mean, what does that even mean? I mean, not if we ain't go to like middle school or high school together.

SPEAKER_00 46:54

You ain't the first choice. Who's the first choice?

SPEAKER_02 46:57

I mean, what is it? What does it matter if you ended up with her if you were the first choice?

SPEAKER_00 47:00

What is what is that?

SPEAKER_02 47:04

Nah. Oh well.

SPEAKER_00 47:07

See?

SPEAKER_02 47:07

Oh well. See? You need gone here.

SPEAKER_03 47:10

You need to get on that couch. We need to have third. In the back of the mind, we're gonna pull up chat GPT.

SPEAKER_00 47:18

I should have stayed with Sean with two bags.

SPEAKER_03 47:24

This is coming from personal experience. Go ahead and let it out, Joe. And you know this podcast is Joe's therapist.

SPEAKER_01 47:32

Go ahead and let it be hurt. Are you hurt, Joe? Come on, man. Let it know. I don't feel no pain.

SPEAKER_02 47:38

Tin Ducks open.

SPEAKER_01 47:39

I'm just saying. He was specifically to get you the cross.

SPEAKER_02 47:43

I should have been with Sean.

SPEAKER_01 47:44

Who's Sean nigga? Sean the wagon. Who's Sean?

SPEAKER_00 47:51

No, I'm just saying, that's just the name I do out there.

SPEAKER_02 47:58

Sean came out a little too bad, Joe. The name I do it. He just said about three or four times.

SPEAKER_01 48:05

I tall with Sean.

SPEAKER_02 48:07

Could have been Ray, could have been Billy, could have been James.

SPEAKER_00 48:11

Raymond J. John Johnson Jr. See? Yeah, see?

SPEAKER_02 48:14

Raymond J.

SPEAKER_00 48:15

John. He must have been six five. Yeah, they're too young for that. Open up the tear ducks, John. Come on, man. Tell the truth, they too young for that. That's all the truth.

SPEAKER_02 48:28

Nah, but that whole that whole Aisha Curry thing just got blown out of proportion because, you know, just what social media does. Because everybody got clips.

SPEAKER_00 48:37

Did she say she was initially attracted to him? But she was a child.

SPEAKER_02 48:39

No, she was attracted to him, but she just didn't expect. Okay, her words was when she met him, he didn't think he was in college. He was in college. But he didn't think she didn't know that. And I seen his college pitches. He didn't think he was in the college. He didn't think he was going to make it as much as he did. Because he said he's like, yeah, I'll go to college when I got when I'm done. I'm I want to coach high school. So her idea, she was going to be a career woman and be the breadwinner. Think she was going to take care of him. She was acting at first, wasn't she? Yeah, I think so. She might have been acting. Yeah. But you know, obviously he obviously become one of the best people.

SPEAKER_03 49:16

And even though why are people trying to shit on her even just for being truthful? People want you to say or they want to hear what they think. Yeah. I mean, you know, like when these athletes give uh interviews, and when they're truthful, oh, they're not appreciative or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 49:36

Now, did you hear what uh what killer Mike chimed in on it? No, I didn't hear it. Apparently, Killer Mike on one of the clips chimed in in the comments and was like, uh, basically Steph Kerr, you should you need to handle that because she's being, like you said, ungrateful. Right. Like this is there's no place for this type shit. And uh Steph clapped back and was like, We good over here, bro. Yeah. He I think he apologized, though.

SPEAKER_03 50:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:01

Killer Mike, yeah, he apologized. I'm gonna be like if she's saying it now, was it, you know, it's it's a little late in the game.

SPEAKER_02 50:10

And she didn't even say it now. She said it what it was an old interview, was it? Was it? It was like a it was like two or three years old. Yeah. But then, you know, obviously all this stuff come out. Like she was on red. Yeah, red table.

SPEAKER_04 50:21

One of y'all niggas blew up, you know, some something that you didn't say on this podcast might come back and be this nigga. It's kind of like that Kevin Hart shit.

SPEAKER_02 50:28

It's gonna be like, well, we're gonna be running for governor one day. You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:35

We have some we have some tape of the stuff.

SPEAKER_00 50:37

Hey, they done loaded the bar like a motherfucker. I think I could be president.

SPEAKER_02 50:43

You ain't been to jail, you could definitely be president. Hey, I could be president. Hold on, hold on. Y'all and all causes autism. You can hear that from me, though. That's probably what's wrong with me. Hold on. Might want to, hey, might not want to be in Portland right now.

SPEAKER_00 50:58

Yeah, right. I might hey, that's what I'm saying. Like, they lowered the bar like a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 51:04

Looking up my 1v1 rules. But yeah, she uh I'ma get ready. She also said that for Steve Andy's WNBA check.

SPEAKER_02 51:14

She also said that once once she knows had the kids and everything, she kind of looked at one of those moments where she was looking at herself and was like, damn, I forgot that I wanted to do something for myself, too. Yeah. And then people were shitting on her for that.

SPEAKER_00 51:28

That's just that's all the life got in the way. That's all. Yeah, dude. That's life.

SPEAKER_02 51:33

You don't shit happen to everybody. I think a lot of women that go to college, they want to be a career woman. I don't want to be somebody.

SPEAKER_00 51:41

I'm I'm a see me, I'm like this. I think your job chooses you. You don't really choose your job. That's just me, though. Explain that. Because you're doing exactly what the fuck you want to do. Nobody's just doing exactly what they want to do.

SPEAKER_01 51:56

I mean, unless you listen, I want to be rich. That's what I'm saying. Unless you're an athlete working. Some of those guys are.

Rules Talk: Gather Steps and Footwork

SPEAKER_00 52:02

That's what I'm saying, though. I think your job chooses you. Like, I didn't want to do what the fuck I'm doing. I'm like, I don't know. Damn well, I ain't want to do that shit. But the shit chose me. Yeah. Come on in. The water's fine. You know what I'm saying? We all wanted to be athletes. Athletes. You know what I'm saying? I'm telling you right now, I ain't I don't guarantee you ain't none of us wanted to be sitting at this motherfucking table on a motherfucking Friday talking to each other. That's not true. No, that's not true at all. But y'all need to quit lying to your sickness. I enjoy it.

SPEAKER_03 52:32

Hey, everybody does this.

SPEAKER_00 52:34

This is our therapy section. And your boy relationship is exciting.

SPEAKER_03 52:41

I ain't gonna let them twist and turn. You know what? Actually, I'ma find who you know what? It was Jay Shetty.

SPEAKER_02 52:49

Jay Shetty.

SPEAKER_03 52:50

That was that was the podcast I was, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03 52:52

And then I'm gonna I'm gonna play it so y'all hear the context and what he was saying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because then everybody just likes it. I know we take it automatically just. That's just what we did. He just means like in general. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:05

And you just like, nobody I don't I don't think anybody was disagreeing with the fact that a that a solid relationship is gonna be boring.

SPEAKER_00 53:13

It's gonna have, it's gonna be, it's gonna have its moments. And boring is not a bad thing.

SPEAKER_03 53:16

No, not at all. That actually boring is good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:19

Because when you can handle it, I wouldn't even I wouldn't even I wouldn't even say it's boring. I would be like, it's stable. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 53:26

But I'm just saying that was just the word that he used. You know, he's saying boring.

SPEAKER_02 53:29

Boring would be stable. Stable is a better word for it. Content.

SPEAKER_00 53:34

He used boring. No, yeah, no. I'm I'm saying I'm not gonna say content. Stable. If you content, then you got a lot of resentment about that. You think so? Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. When you content, she's gonna dive into it. You got resentment like a motherfucker. Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_04 53:52

Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_00 53:53

You stable.

SPEAKER_02 53:54

Ain't no picking on that one.

SPEAKER_00 53:56

Yeah, you like, oh I'm content, man. I sure wish I would have fucking left this motherfucker two years ago. I should have fucked that badass machine. No shit.

SPEAKER_02 54:06

Here we go. He woke up. What if Skylar Diggins said, if you beat me, you let me, I'll let you hit. She's beating that person. Oh no, I'm beating her.

unknown 54:20

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 54:21

I'm crossing over and everything. Twisting my ankles and all that shit. I'm taking all twisting your own ankles. I'll be like, listen, I'm taking all five fouls.

SPEAKER_04 54:29

I'm gonna lick her pussy while I'm falling.

SPEAKER_00 54:31

Bitch, 21. I got damn it. I gotta go get knee surgery right now.

SPEAKER_03 54:38

What if you got the same offer from Britney Grinder? Ooh, that's a tough one. That ain't tough, nigga.

SPEAKER_00 54:45

That's a hell of a tough one. I gotta think about that one.

SPEAKER_03 54:49

Hey, be nice now.

SPEAKER_00 54:50

I gotta be that's a tough one, man. I gotta be.

SPEAKER_03 54:55

You can say stuff and still be nice about it. Britney Griner doesn't prefer to be a good one. No, she's still vernacular.

SPEAKER_01 55:04

I just I just don't know if I could beat Brittany Gowden because Brittany Grindner, because she's she's one of the best ball players of all time. I don't think that's yeah, I don't think I can be her.

SPEAKER_02 55:10

I don't think so either.

SPEAKER_00 55:11

I ain't talking about beating her.

SPEAKER_02 55:13

Nah, is she really though? Like on some action. She's really just no, I don't think I can beat her. She was when she was when she was you know, she was dominant. You yeah, she was how old is she? I know she spent spent a little time in Russia. She's gonna be 30s, late 30s now. Late 30s.

SPEAKER_00 55:28

No, no, I don't think she's that old.

SPEAKER_03 55:30

I think she her hair's growing back now, huh? I haven't seen anything of her. Stop. See, see what y'all do. I think she got 30 years. Our podcast. She's 34 years old. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She ain't that old.

SPEAKER_02 55:42

How long? How long was she in in Russia? Like two years? One year, two years.

SPEAKER_00 55:47

She was in that one year. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:49

You're talking about like she's gonna be. Somebody wrote the weed. That's probably between 35 and 38. She's 34. Yeah. But she's also a seven-footer. With those knees, her knees. But with the technology and shit these days, like 34 athletically is can still be 34 civilians. No, agree. Look at Tom Brady's ass. Yeah. Nigga till damn near 50s in.

SPEAKER_04 56:13

Look at LeBron, nigga. Damn.

SPEAKER_02 56:15

Oh, yeah. Better better example. LeBron. What? 42, 45?

SPEAKER_00 56:18

No, that just clean bill of help. That ain't got nothing to do with taking sports bands.

SPEAKER_02 56:23

And no, that's money too. That's the Akron Water, nigga. He took care of itself. He took care of himself. How much did LeBron James spend a year in health? I don't fucking know. 45 million. Joe. It's the Akron Water. It's like one and a half million dollars a year.

SPEAKER_00 56:41

Tuesday.

SPEAKER_02 56:42

But yeah, no. Yeah, yeah. That's that's uh copyrighted. Oh shit. You might be able to retract Tuesday. Tuesday tacos. No, it ain't copyrighted.

SPEAKER_03 56:52

You wanna look it up?

SPEAKER_02 56:53

Oh damn. Who copyrighted?

SPEAKER_03 56:55

We don't fact. He tried to, but he couldn't. Michael Buffer.

SPEAKER_00 56:59

You can't talk about it. No, he tried to say Tuesday. No, he tried, but he couldn't.

SPEAKER_02 57:04

Oh, once.

SPEAKER_00 57:05

Because it's already done.

SPEAKER_02 57:06

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, it ain't about him. That'd be a tough one to copyright.

SPEAKER_00 57:11

I don't know. That goddamn big bubble head Jack in the Box guy got a lot of tacos over that bitch, boy. That motherfucker good.

SPEAKER_02 57:18

You still rock with those, Joe? That motherfucker saved my life. Jack in the box? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:23

Jack in the box saved my life. People, let me tell y'all something.

SPEAKER_02 57:26

I think I've only had them one time. Jack in the box. They are weird. Save my life. Are they? Yeah, weirdly good. He said weirdly. I might go get some. I'll do it.

SPEAKER_04 57:35

Might be cat meat. Exactly. I don't give a fuck what it is.

SPEAKER_02 57:38

It's really mystery meat. I was doing it sometime.

SPEAKER_03 57:42

Do they? Yeah. I was coming from the club. It's a jack in the box, right? Right around the.

SPEAKER_00 57:46

Oh shit, no. I was coming from the club. Right down the street.

SPEAKER_02 57:49

Oh, yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_03 57:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:51

Back in the day, I was coming from the club. I had$3 in my pocket. Mm-hmm. I stopped the jack in the box, nigga. Six tacos. No, not no more. The two for 99 cents, I got me six tacos. That's something that got me to the base, bro.

SPEAKER_02 58:09

Yeah, them bitches are like. Them bitches are probably about two dollars now. They two dollars now? Probably, because they used to be two for a dollar. I saw a meal on TV. I think it's a big thing.

SPEAKER_00 58:19

No, it used to be like we used to go, I used to go that motherfucking. I ain't gonna lie to you. I gave me motherfucking four tacos. No, no, no, no. I ain't gonna lie, I got more than that. I gave me like eight tacos, a jumbo jack with cheese, fries, tacos. I got a question for y'all.

SPEAKER_02 58:36

I got a question for y'all. Fast food-wise, okay? You got five dollars to your name. Yes. Wait, okay. I'm gonna call it six dollars because you need some tax money, right? You got six dollars to your name, where you going? I'm gonna tell you where I'm going. I'm going to go. Right, nigga, you ain't even left. Okay, that's my opportunity. Go ahead, Joe. Go ahead, Joe. I gotta think on it. Before you even ask me, actually, no, I don't. No, I don't. I know where I'm going. I'm gonna tell you where I'm going. I don't know where the fuck where you go. I know where I'm going. I know where I'm going. Where you going? Where you going, Christian? I'm going to Burger King, getting me a double cheeseburger and a small fry. Double cheeseburger is what,$3?$3.99, yeah. And a small fried$99. Depending on what day it is, but I'm going to Filiberto, get me a bean and cheese.$5? With$6?

SPEAKER_00 59:20

Yeah. You just get a bean burrito?

SPEAKER_02 59:22

Yeah, don't nothing cost under$50 in Filiberto, man.

SPEAKER_04 59:25

No, you go on on uh I'm going to McDonald's, but I got an app so I can get free fried.

SPEAKER_00 59:32

What are you talking about?

Karaoke Flex, Pride, and Challenges

SPEAKER_02 59:33

Where you going? J. Rye? And Taco Bell, man. You think usually Ooh, I forgot about Taco Bell. Usually, Taco Bell. Yeah. They do still have a value menu. Where you going? Where you going? Wendy's. That's where I was going to. Oh, yeah. That's why I said four for four. Get that sugar cookie. That's why I asked you right there.

SPEAKER_03 59:51

I got one on uh Wednesday. No, that's always a big thing.

SPEAKER_04 59:56

Five dollars. I take it out the bag. Get the big kids meet though.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:00

I said it in the passenger seat. So Wendy's does the four for four still?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:04

They still got the four for four.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:05

Uh huh. I think they they got rid of the five for five. Yeah, they got a six for six, but obviously got six dollars.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:13

Yeah, yeah. The biggie bang. And Jackie, you can't even get the four for four or the five. I'll get the five dollars.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:18

Not for no damn, you can't get two for 99 cents.

unknown 1:00:21

What's the score?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:22

Nah, they don't do that anymore.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:23

Shit, I used to go in that motherfucker guy and get about 15, 16 of the motherfuckers. Just drive down the street eating them motherfuckers. I'll tell you what. It's Taco Bell. All messy.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:34

Stupid taco bells. Oh, for real? Yeah, of crunchy tacos. Damn. I got that bitch one time and just smashed it by my cut.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:45

I might get back in the bottom on the way fucking home.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:47

Because I think you got crunchy tacos and 10 soft tacos. I'll tell you what's good. The KFC spicy wings, ain't that bad?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:55

Nah, I don't go to KFC no more, though.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:58

Used to be one right down the street. It'll closed down a bunch of things. It was a fusion.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:02

But now I guess it's ain't like Taco Bell only. It's kind of hard for me to cheat on churches.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:08

You right? Churches down on uh churches, I just get the the tenders.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:13

No, they I can't do churches. Like the three tenders.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:16

You must not have the spicy chicken with churchy.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:21

It's been a minute since I've got a big thing. Big old bag of okra. Hey, you good. I did just go to the Angry Chicks for the first time. Angry Chicks. Oh, me and this dude. Yeah, it's not bad. We went uh Tuesday. Yeah, right there. Right there on bail. Yeah. And like 51st half.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:35

It's like Nashville hot.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:37

It was pretty good, man. Dave's hot chicken. If you ever had that.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:40

I think it's one of those by the house. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:43

My grandkids like Zaxby. So I ain't never, I mean, I ain't ate it once. Yeah, we do. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I do like Shake Shack. Yeah. Yeah. What was that called? I think there's a Zaxby in the uh uh It's in Tempe. That might be one. It might be one Avenue too, though. They talk about bringing Bojangles out here.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:03

Oh, really? I know there's a Zaxby because I've seen it somewhere. Is Bojangles like like crystals of the big thing? I think it's a McDowell. Chicken's chicken.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:12

Oh, Bojan's chicken, yeah. Man, what's up with all these chicks? McDown's chicken is healthy for you.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:18

Hey, they probably like the more black people move out here, the more chicken. I'm a fat nigga.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:25

Dave Chappelle.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:26

Oh, that's a little bit of mine. Sometimes I'll be dreaming about chicken. Set us about chicken. I want some I want some chicken now. Oh, you already ordered pizza, huh? I'll take his pizza.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:45

I see. He got your pizza right now. I ain't gonna pay you for it, but I'll take Zach's piece.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:49

Hey, he's passing out free pizzas. Man, he's over here like Nino Brown, y'all. Well, guess what? It's movie time.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:56

It's in Queensland. Speaking of Nino.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:58

So the I saw uh what one battle after another. Hey, go see that movie. Tiana Taylor, boy. That movie is good. Real good. It is good. It is good. Leonardo DiCaprio did his thing. I ain't gonna lie, though. I think Keanu Taylor Tiana Taylor. Yeah, Roof Man is out. Tron. Tron is out. I was gonna see Roof Man. Uh Smashing Machine. Smashing Machine. And they say that that's I guess is I wanted probably because everybody wants to go see the Taylor Swift. She got a movie out? Well, no, it was just only last weekend. She made like 35 million bucks.

unknown 1:03:41

God damn it.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:41

She is concert or something? Yep, like some behind the scenes stuff. It's not there no more. It was only for one weekend.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:49

Ain't that crazy?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:50

Hey, did anybody see uh The Rock's body transformation? Man, he's lost a lot of weight. Okay, y'all saw that, right? Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:58

He got a body transformation. What's going on with The Rock?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:00

No, I'm saying his lost a lot of weight. He lost a lot of weight. Muscle mass too? All of it.

unknown 1:04:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:06

On purpose.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:08

Okay, now here's here's my my here's my question. Now, you know we all love the rock. Yeah, that's what that's what I think.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:21

I agree.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:22

Because so, I mean I think I've been working out a long time.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:30

You gotta give it up.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:32

And all that stuff is going into your kidneys and the doc. And your heart. And the doc is probably this now. This is just my opinion. But I think the doc may have said something. Like, so he's so powerful. Now I know me saying this, I'm not gonna get a acting job in Hollywood, but anyway. You were there once. He was so he was so powerful that he can be like, make me a role where it looks like I need to lose weight. Because he ain't never been that type of actor. Vicky did it once. Exactly. But what I'm saying is The Rock always just been the jack. Yeah. Like all the time. Yeah, you talk about Terry Cruz. That dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:22

No, Terry Cruz. He wasn't that jack. Like Terry Cruz is Jack, but he wasn't rock, Jack.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:26

Yeah, no, the rock was like Terry Cruz is just like put together. Yeah, yeah, he's he's yeah.

unknown 1:05:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:34

There's a movie on uh Prime video called Play Dirty. Hey, you watch it? Nope, I'm watching it, dog.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:41

I'm watching it tonight.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:42

Is it free tonight? Yeah, it was on PrimeCom. You did say that.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:46

Yeah, play dirty.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:47

Oh, that's what uh Mark Wahlberg, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:50

And and Keith, uh what's homeboy's name? Uh Keith, is it Stansfield? Keith Stansfield. Oh, the Keith Stansfield. The Keith. The Keith Stansfield, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:00

I like that dude. Yeah, me too, dude. Best Mark Wahlberg movie. Departed. No takers. Uh I like Brothers. Four brothers. Four brothers always go. Yeah. Either the departed or shooter. Shooter was good.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:24

Shooter was good. What about what's the one? Boogie Knights. I don't think I've ever seen Boogie. I never watched Boogie Knights. What's the one when he was with Will Farrell? Oh, the other guy. The other guy. The other guy like that one.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:35

I like that one.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:36

That's mine. The funniest movie is probably Ted. Oh, Ted. Oh, yeah, Ted was good. I'm still giving it to the other guys, or the guys. With comedies. Yeah, with comedies. Ted, that damn bear was just raunchy. Yeah, that bear. Yeah, sometimes the raunching just is just a little. You don't like raunch? No, I like raunch, but sometimes it's like with the with the the rapper and the bitch. Like it's just too much.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:58

Oh yeah, that's why after the third one, I was like, all right. Yeah. Like I don't mind it if you like, we're the bad or you just pepper it in.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:09

Shut up.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:10

Right. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:11

But that's bar after bar after bar after bar ended with bitch. You like, man. But that was part of the that was the that was the rap.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:22

You upside down. Yeah. That was a battle rap.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:27

I'll stop. Yeah, now I'm gonna go. Those battle rappers are clever, though. I was gonna say they are clever. Shout out to the battle rapper.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:33

Where they put stuff together, where they scheme stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:35

I watched the battle rap. I watched uh uh I'm gonna battle the WNBA. I watched this bridge.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:41

Oh, you bitch. No, don't watch this bridge. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:46

He does not speak on behalf of us.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:48

Hey y'all know I'm hey I'm just hey listen. I'm just an old man trying to get some free feels. I heard that. That's all right. It's all right, Joe. We understand. So don't don't uh complain me. We got you. Unless you want to see, see uh Skyler Diggins or what's the blind out of uh LA?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:15

Zia Cook. Zia Cook.

Ayesha Curry, Ambition, and Misquotes

SPEAKER_00 1:08:17

Yeah, she gave it. Or Bree Hall. Bree Hall's at the fever. She's at the hell.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:22

You know Bree Hall and Zia Cook, they're from Ohio. I just want y'all to know. Bree Bree Hall's with the fever, and so is LeBron James. That's my Ohio quota. What y'all think about that second decision thing?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:33

Who was that about? I didn't even pay attention to it. I don't even know what it is.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:36

If he's coming back.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:37

No, it wasn't about that. No, it wasn't nothing about it. It was like an ad. It was a commercial, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:41

Commercial. He just had some shoes come out.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:44

I was mad.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:44

No, it was it was uh y'all be buying in all that. So listen, I don't pay attention to nothing but gang.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:50

So only reason why I was I was buying into it because I was listening to Dan Patrick. And they was talking about it. It's true. He's the same. And so they they had it as a topic. Like, what's he gonna you know decide? So what was it? A lot of people thought he was gonna retire or announce his not retirement.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:08

Oh, he gotta wait for the baby.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:10

Like some partnership with like some.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:12

Oh, he has a partnership with something like um until the baby was.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:16

Well, he got at least one more year for the baby, but Kennessy.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:19

Oh, yeah, it was Hennessy. Was it Hennessy? Oh, yeah, okay. And is that is that good for the culture? That don't matter. It makes money. Niggas, niggas drink. I know, I'm just saying, niggas drink. Hell yeah. He already got an alcohol.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:32

Fan dude, fuck the culture. What the fuck you talking about? The culture's done. Fuck you talking about. Fan dude fuck that up.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:42

Why fan dude fuck it up? Man, please, you see the damn. I ain't gonna say it. It'd be like LeBron James rapping Popeyes. What's the matter with that?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:52

I reckon Popeyes. Jerry Rice did it.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:54

Churches.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:54

Hey, I want everybody to go ahead and watch that video of the tour of the most prettiest facility in the world. Nike in Portland, Oregon. Pull it up on YouTube. Just look up the Nike tour. And then y'all can see those beautiful buildings.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:16

You see the I saw a video floating around about uh Booker's Booker's little spot. He got 240 pairs of shoes on the wall.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:25

That's all Nike. That ain't nothing.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:30

He just got a he just got a collection.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:32

He got his collection. You got Kobe's collection. Who got the best locker room? University of Oregon. I ain't putting them on the wall.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:39

The best one, locker room.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:41

I had 240 shoes too. What do you mean locker room?

SPEAKER_03 1:10:44

Like football facilities. Shit, they are nice now.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:47

Yeah, you can.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:48

Yeah, they are nice. Shit, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:50

They did an unveil of the LSUs.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:51

I was like, dude, they do trust me. You go to any any of them schools. They should be nice. Oh, dude. You even go to some high schools now. They they I don't know, because I just look at it like, dude, you can only do some oak. There's a squat rack. There's a oh yeah, yeah. So I'm just, I mean, that's what I said. They're all. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:13

Who got the best welcome committee?

SPEAKER_03 1:11:16

Texas. Texas. Who's that school in blue chips? Texas Angels. A S U. Who was that school in the club? I'm gonna find some letters from the Texas Angels.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:24

Who was that school in blue chips?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:26

Texas Welcome Committee. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:30

My man was walking, walking uh Rick Fox, right? Oh, Rick Fox. Oh, that wasn't it. Is that Rick Fox? What movie was that? He got game. He got game, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:41

Yeah. Who liked who liked Lala? Oh, he got game. Rosario Darcy.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:49

He was like, she's just sexy as hell. Yeah. Y'all see Nas is uh about to open a casino in Queens. Is he? Yo, they allowed they gamble in New York?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:04

I thought you had to go to New Jersey.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:05

5.5. I didn't know he was native. Wow. How's he pulling that off? Nas is like. He just got the bid for it. Yeah. Damn. Nice. Shout out to Nas.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:21

Well, thank you for listening to this uh controversial podcast.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:26

This was a little a little testy, wasn't it? Nah, nah, it was boring. We've done that.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:31

I know, man. This shit was boring.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:33

Yeah. Damn. Crash out stage. Next time Steve couldn't even stay awake over here.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:39

I told you. He's stuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:44

Yeah. Steve over here. Steve, you making Steve fall asleep. Y'all be staying. Five times. You know what he needs?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:59

That's on that's five times. Hey. I remember that thing.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:05

That motherfucker stay on winning for some kryptonite titties up. That wake you up. Kryptonite titties. I'm weak. We ain't got no kryptonite titties, though. He got the opposite effect. Wait a minute. I thought kryptonite made you weak. No, Bruce. Not kryptonite titties. That's only red kryptonite that makes me weak.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:33

That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:39

That's funny.

unknown 1:13:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:42

Anyway. Thank you for listening to us. Thank you guys for inviting me. I appreciate it. We appreciate y'all.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:50

Thank you for having me. Thank y'all for coming out.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:54

I know Joe's gonna give y'all the story.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:56

Wonder Twins activated today. Oh shit, look at that. That's what I'm talking about. That's right. Wonder Twins activated today.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:04

Oh yeah, J-Ro was the uh was the special guest. Form of a bald eagle.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:13

Carrying a shell of water.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:15

Yeah, one was an animal, right?

SPEAKER_00 1:14:18

And one was always water. Right. Form of water. What the fuck are you gonna do? Let me see. Talk to you. Some titties. Yeah. I was like, you ever seen the boys? Man. Smo titties.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:35

Oh, that's that's uh that's that's gotta be AI.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:38

That's what I said. That's AI.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:40

I don't believe nothing though that's uh it's hard to believe. Yeah, hey who that is, it ain't oh it can't be that Damien Williams.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:47

What they say you is I play Deja Kelly.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:49

Deja Kelly.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:52

What they say you is when you play basketball with Damon say what you play when you play basketball, what they play you is.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:06

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:07

I ain't Biscuit.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:10

He's we out. All right, hello Holler.